Astarion Graveyard EditionPC trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuCfkgaaa08PS5 trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wW4Fdh6zFM>News:Patch 7: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-7-now-live_121Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99>Wiki:https://bg3.wiki>Mods:https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/>FAQ:>Q: How often should I long rest?>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of very low or very high rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.>Polls:>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnYOP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpastaPrevious thread: >>493530291
First for Gortash rape
>>493575274blasian
>>493575548Thanks OP!! Missionary over his grave time.
>artist gf mostly doesn't pay attention while I'm gaming>meet this guy>"Oh who's that">quit game>weeks later, she's acting shady, hiding her notebooks when I enter the room>pretend not to notice but peek at them when she's at work>pages and pages of Halsin lewdsno no no NO NO NO NO NO
Can't wait for the community maps.
WE DID IT SISTERSWE HAVE WON
>>493575682cute and funny>>493575676repulsive and unfunny
>>493575548lol
>>493575548FINALLY a Astarion thread <3
Modders, please make dhampir babies with Asty a reality
Congrats on making the OP Astarionsisters!
>>493575676Missionary over his grave!!!!
Is bg3 saved yet?
>>493575953learn to code and do it yourself
high elf love
What is the symbolism in having sex over your own grave?
this thread has convinced me that the west (and sven's belgium) deserve to be ethnically replaced by muslims. at least faggots like the astarion poster will be thrown from rooftops within our lifetimes.
>>493575764It feels great
>>493576203based
>>493576203>poster>singularcute anon
>>493576128Taking back your autonomy after 200 years of being a slave
>>493575953I wish I never dropped out of my cs program lmao
How's the scripting? First thing I'm going to look at if it's possible, is the code for the cub and scratch chasing each other
No gloom, all love for Gale Dekarios
I don't have anything against Astarion, or Gale. They can be honorary malewives.
will the toolkit be shutdown?
Boo and Shadowheart.
On your knees, darlings!
>>493576203>women enjoying themselves>loses mind
>>493576375>Withers now chases Wyll around campK I N O
>>493576375im scared to ask why
>>493576203Whine whine whine
>>493576514female women or male women?
@493576514ywnbaw
It's Astarion's time now bitches
>>493576642
>>493576561Sure>>493576590No particular reason, it just seems like a good jumping in point to muck around with learning scripting, if that's even how it's handled. I have no idea, I'm waiting to update.
cope and seetheits delicious
>>493576378All coom, no love for Gale Dekarios
>>493576514Incel chud behavior
>>493576846
>>493576358you can learn fucking around it is not like you are coding the kit itself
>>493576780Astarion drinking with sisters
Astarion tucks in his shirt like an old man. What is he, 240 or something?
not thread wrecking trolls btw
>>493576780Asty would still love us even if we looked like that. Thank you.
>>493577132wahhh
>>493576870No he deserves love!!
Astarion won chuddie
>>493576203If you learn to code (or already know), given you have enough time and, ideally, collaborators, you could make your own based campaignnow is the time to become a modder (right wing quadrant, not the programmer socks kind)
thread needs more leg thing
I hold hasbro shares...What the fuck now?!!?!!?!!?https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=57&v=7RiRoslMaa0&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fboards.4chan.org%2F&source_ve_path=MTM5MTE3LDIzODUx
>>493577132Quit. Whining.
>>493577392Amen sister! This is glorious
I challenge the sisters to post an Astarion image that isn'tA. ridiculing him.B. sexualizing him.Something about his more "gentle" nature.
>>493576417cute
>>493577415sneak peak at bg4
>>493577214>>493577425People want to talk about the modkit and you are spamming your stock images from a year ago, faggots
>>493577492Begone
what's this modkit leak stuff i'm hearing about
>>493577290Fine he can have some love as long as I can still give him all my coom
>>493577669nobody is stopping you
almost have the dialog working
>>493577669Have sex whiner
>>493577492
>>493576445>>493576541>>493577213>>493577615Ridiculed. Not okay.>>493575953>>493576015>>493576358>>493576712Sexualized. Not okay.
>>493577615Nah, they will crack her egg. The main antagonist in BG4 will be Astaria
>>493577669It's an Astarion thread, goodbye.
>>493577827based!!
>>493577808>>493577841Dont mind me, just making sure everybody knows you are malicious trolls from discord
Go outside whiner
Is the "whiner" in the room with us right now?
>>493577864That is fucking adorable
>>493577827Thanks for sticking around, this thread doesnt deserve you. But do you HAVE TO post Wyll?
>>493577879Drinking is funny now?
>>493578080She sure is
>>493577827great work
Second for Gortash rape
>>493576514There is love posting and cute posting and even shitposting and there is pointless spamming and ruining the thread. The astarion spammer is doing the latter.
Slashing Flourish with ne'er misser tho
>>493578080You are obsessed. Stalker.
>>493577827nice! curious to see what you come up with
Was the general like this the whole time after release?
>>493578210Mommy??
>>493578389No, it's just like that when the schizo femcel is throwing a fit.
>>493578295>spammer>singularIt's at the very least 2 posters. You have to get the basics right at least if you want to push your narrative.
THE BLING OF BANE
>>493577827How did you add characters, drag and drop isn't working
>>4935785364
>>493577290Seriously though, how fat are you?
>>493578560THE FAT DICK OF BANE
>>493578389It was way less Astarion and way more cuckspam
helping out asty
>>493578589thisobald thorm irl
I thought maybe I would drawfag for a bit while I wait for the game to update but I don't like posting with /vg/etables present. Sadly, many, many such casesDoes anyone have any tips for the toolkit?
>>493578589You're slipping
>>493578560>>493578648I wanna suck on his nasty fingers
>>493578648stop gaywashing the straightest character in the game
>>493578589I think you have a fat fetish
I'll start a playthrough tomorrow. Too tired tonight.
>>493578536>It's at the very least 2 posters.I don't care about your mental illness.
>>493578283Based. He's basically asking for it>>493578826Weird thing to say about the second most campy man in Baldur's Gate
>>493578746Aww <3
the cuckspammers have been awfully quiet..
>>493578648I’m gonna vomit. Gortashsisters need help
>>493578679>It was way less Astarion and way more cuckspamIt's the same femcel.
The intellectual silence that arises during these hours is deafening, wow.
>>493579008>the cuckspammers have been awfully quiet..yeah, they're posting aidstarion rn
>>493579008You all wished you looked this good. You all wished you were this sensitive.
>>493578927Shhhh anons he’s sleeping
>>493579167not me
Mind flayer lives matter
>>493578569you can drag and drop from the lower panel where it says root templates
>>493579290No total mind flayer death
>>493578947I am obsessed with him
>>493579259Me neither
>>493577737>>493535891
I just want to underline the fact that the whiner occasionally tries to sow discord by suggesting that all this is the work of a single spammer, when the projection of his insecurity and parasitic nature has been plaguing these generals for months.I know this is obvious to most people but keeping quiet about the infamy is something I refuse to do.
>>493579510Obsessed stalker
this thread
>>493578927>>493579223wake up
>>493579478it's all over for you, lawbreakers
>Reddit: Everyone is an annoying faggot>4chan: Everyone is an autistic maniacIt's tiring
looks like they were working on a way to recruit astarion on the nautiloid but they scrapped it
Astarion is a character who for centuries suffered the negative influence of a bully master, who constantly abused him, and who perverted his nature. When Astarion distances himself from Cazador's clutches, he demonstrates and understands that, while remaining faithful to his narcissistic and opportunistic nature, it is also possible not to be completely society's waste, maintaining his human aspect of him.
>>493579729Thou walkest alone
>>493579693
>>493579510whine whine whine
>>493579354OhI hid thatThank you very much wise anon
>>493579778interesting find
Asstarion ShadowtartGayleButchlachLae'smellPyll
>>493579798>maintaining his human aspecthwnbah
>>493579456Same. I'm gonna be sick if I can't have him. Lord please send me a Gort angel to debase
>>493579778Woah. My baby <3
>>49357979840 IQ post
WE NOW HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY
>>493579960Astarion has feelings
>>493580219prove it
post frog now. (yes that is a threat)
It's the Asty sisters time now
>>493580203Why is that mini boss from act1 holding a pregnancy test?
>>493579960I don't mean that in the sense that he's a relatable flawed major character, nor the humanoid similarity.I mean that in both cases, a human or an elf can maintain their humanity, trying to bring the best they are able to be in their respective roles.It's apparent as a result and also from the material we've seen released with the game.It's a simple enough comparison, no wonder you didn't understand it.
>>493580297play the game lol
>>493580519never. you cant make me.
I wanna see a green eyed Asty picture <3
>>493580297Astarion specifically also talks about how he feels alive again, how the colors of the city bring back ancient memories: we don't know his specific actions, but we can intuit from these dialogues a more "gentle" nature.
*sniff* *sniff* olive oil, mozzarella and... a hint of GarlicMARCELLO, I can smell him all over this thread
>>493580203based
>>493580607Cazador should've been a woman
>>493580529would
Reveal yourself, swine
In shadows deep, where moonlight weeps,Astarion walks, his secrets keep.Unascended, yet his heart does yearn,For light and love, his soul to turn.The Durge, once dark, now seeks the dawn,Redeemed by choices, battles won.Together they tread a path anew,In twilight’s glow, their bond is true.No longer bound by blood’s cruel chain,They find in each other, solace from pain.Astarion’s eyes, once cold and stark,Now gleam with hope, a guiding spark.The Durge, with courage, faces the night,With Astarion’s hand, they find the light.In love’s embrace, they heal and grow,Two souls entwined, in twilight’s glow.
>>493580813Even evil people have homes. This proves nothing.
>>493580780Yes. Imagine the dominatrix sessions they had.
>>493580372Always glad to
The braindead astarionsistas are kinda cute desu. Knowing that they are +30 childless millennials with pot-bellies is not cute, but their pitiful attempts to grasp, explain, and understand a silly 2D character makes me smile
>>493580902C A N O N
>>493580447I disagree, elves should be completely inhuman
>>493580372
>sistas
>>493580608Astarion's first magistrate portrait <3
>>493581270D E L I C I O U S
Thisobald Thorm is cute. I don't know why drinking with him is ridiculing.
Can't wait to reach act 2 and kill that gay elf.
>>493581057DURGED.COM>>493581196there are at least two confirmed black female astarion fujos on /bgg/, one of them is very fat
>>493580372reminder that laezel is smarter than all the sisters in this thread put together
Went to Chipotle with the boys, the food was dummy good but I spent 2 hours in the bathroom taking a monster John Corcoran
>>493581475What was she talking about?
>>493581617Your John Corcoran has more content than patch 7
I can't really fault the Astarionsisters. I can imagine how popular he would have been if he were female.
giving pookie a bath
what the fuck is this?i thought I was getting a reward or somethingalso did the emperor actually fuck this dragon?
>>493581827Would female Wyll have been popular if she weren't black?
hear me outBG3 in the Creation engine
>>493579778You are too fast for me to keep up with, hope you make a youtube tutorial or something once you are done fucking around
is there like, anywhere else, where folks are discussing the modkit and working on stuff in it?This thread is... yeah.
>>493581827Only retards would fuck a talking corpse, especially when it's a vampire.
>>493581057canon
astarion would never choose youyou need to be pretty, thin and have a nice bodyhe wouldn't even notice a fat goblin like you
>>493582029r/BaldursGate3
nonconsensual sex with cazador but he is the one being raped!
>>493581005>>493581362>>493581475cute frog>>493581154something...is different about this frog
>>493582029Do you have...to talk...like a massive faggot?
>>493582214that's me! so you're saying astarion would love me??
>>493582029You cannot figure it out on your own but it's everyone else's fault.
>>493582214>pretty*installs bishonen face pack from nexus*>thin, and have a nice body*installs unique tav to have a twink body type 2 with no body hair*>he wouldn't even notice...you*goes durge*
>>493579478hopefully someone remakes the whole game using forward rendering so we dont have to deal with the blurry mess that is deferred rendering
>>493582259They're talking about fat women cosplaying as Laezel, sucking Swen's cock and crying about Wyll, you LIAR.
>>493582214she reminds me of genghis khan, not sure why
I offer this fresh homosexual to the Astarionsisters
>200 posts in an hourI can't keep up with you kids. See you in a few.
>>493582214You have a fetish
>>493582564Stop. Bi. Erasure.
>>493582564Ty
>>493582564
What do we think about Wyll?
>>493583079Who?
Why do gay men prefer Gale over Astarion or Halsin?
How the fuck does a Githyanki durge work, anyway? Do you get all those Baldurian lines instead, or does it just make absolutely no sense?
>>493583215You were born from Bhaal's anal cavity, so it doesn't matter
>>493583179my gay friend bought bg3 just for halsin
>>493583215You are not a normal Bhaalspawn, you are THE Bhaalspawn. An actual spawn of Bhaal so you can be anything. You only know bits and pieces about Gith, You didn't live there. Just like when you pick a Drow, you never been tot he Underdark which you confess to Minthara.
>>493583179Halsin is an old bear and Astarion is a crypto-woman. No thanks
>>493583446I do not believe you are a homosexual man
>>493583079
Can you romance Astarion, get him to turn you and then murder him in an Absolute ending?
>>493583542>this poster is not a fagwhat happened to 4chinz??
>>493583664Yes, you can force him to kneel then snap his neck
>>493583079cool guy. love warlocks
>>493583730Why is he faking being a fag?
>>493583664You’re already immortal if you seize power in the end, why the fuck would you even considering corrupting your body with Astarion’s fecal matter/vampiric poz?
>>493583664https://youtube.com/shorts/hpoR9pdug7s?si=OoTnaMAnV5IJJNiB
Whining is not a contribution to the thread.
>>493584138Stalker alert
>>493583179Halsin is for furries and cucks
Is there ANY Evil ending where any of the companions stay with you or do you always betray them and kill them?
>>493584273>Is there ANY Evil ending where you are NOT Evil?N O
>>493583641>wyll ceo
>>493584419I would never abandon my pets.
>>493584419Evil doesn't mean you can't leave your gf in a sentient state of being
>>493584497I imagine that position has pretty high turnover
I don't approve of the Mod tool being hacked, China just going to create china dolls and flood the mod site with them.just look at what they did to Skyrim.
>>493583179I'm a straight dude and romancing him as origin lae'zel and basically I'm getting to live out my fantasy of a hot alien princess being wooed by my cooking, nerdiness and cunning linguistics because I can self identify with gale a bit. no homo
I did a mod for oblivion where I removed human races and replaced them with elves. Can't wait to do the same here.
>>493584678more like>Good means you won't leave your gf in a sentient state of being
>>493585037>I'm a straight dude>I'm getting to live out my fantasy of a hot alien princesswhy are you gay, why are you running
>>493585037You're gay and trans which makes you the average companion origin enjoyer
>>493585037you know you can self insert as gale if you choose his origin
But you can still brainwash them into joining you?
Downloaded the unlocked toolkitNow it doesn't matter if nexus removes it :)
sisters does your period blood smell earthy sometimes?I just wanna know what it smells like
>>493585386No, I don't wanna play as some gay wizard
guys I think Minthara might be a racist
Whineston Churchill...
I'm a skatman
>>493585386I already did lae'zel though as tav and wanted to do one male romance fully.
>I romanced gale to self insert as him hahaGayer than Astarion
How long until we start seeing smaller questlines like the mummylord/aunty ethel like quality added into the game?
>>493585739The greatest poster ever. The entire /bgg/ owes its survival to this woman.
>>493585715Respec to cleric of mystra
https://youtu.be/PgRCYWB40fM?si=G4uDWLCUf3ouu5Pz&t=267
>like the mummylord/aunty ethel like quality
>>493586018You're getting quests like the haunted house
>>493585720She offers to be your duchess
>>493586018Not before 2030
>>493586018I'd personally fix some issues in Act 3 before adding new stuff.Starting with the Fireworks quest, but that's just me.
Add Gort romance please
>>493586273Duchess Minthara Ravengard?
what does sex would Mizora feel like? I hope it isn't sadism like sex with devils cause that would suck ass.
>>493586236Mystic Carrion quest is alright on its own, it's just that it is technically linked to the Free the Artist quest, which is terrible.Auntie Ethel is fine too but it needs more companion reactivity, Tav / Durge has more to say than any companions.
>>493586209Imagine letting Bhaal make you end the world when you can reject him, and then use the world as your personal toy because you are still a cunt even without Bhaal
>>493586645It's normal sex on drugs and she pees on you at the end. Not joking.
>>493586748He looks like his name is Timmy
>>493586748Quite the lil rat you made
IT'S UPi don't really care about the content itself, i want to play with the unlocked toolkitalso the modder who uploaded the unlocker is asking for help to unlock everything because it seems there are still inaccesible files left
>>493585421How long before we get custom campaigns or remakes of BG1 and BG2 in BG3?
>>493587090About the same time Skyblivion releases
>>493587090You're getting pregnant Gortash mods, not new campaigns
>>493587090Skywind seems more likely
>>493586562can a drow be blacked?
>>493587090Assuming returning players About 2 yearsProbably not BG1 and 2 tho
Oak Father forgive us...
>>493587307we're wining we're winning we're winning we're winning
>>493587073Files still locked, fucking rip.
>>493587090How many years did it take for BG reloaded to come out?
How are the cracked mod tools?
>>493587707WINNING
>>493587090Heh, you're a queer fellow
Why is blud pretending that bg3 fans care about the previous games? Especially since bg3 takes a shit on the OG characters?
There are still locked files with the cracked toolkit. Good luck getting the mods you want
modkit chads, post things. How's it going?I'm wondering how animations are going to work. God I wish I understand all that stuff. I installed blender once. Custom lines are going to be weird. Even if you can voice them with a person or even AI, you'd have to have the animations to fit it or it'll look weird. That will be a big challenge I think for custom modules with custom characters. One approach could even be going backwards, back to the old crpg method, static portrait and text. But BG3 fans wouldn't like that. That will be a tough one, probably the biggest challenge, more than making levels and even scripting events.
>>493588287Thats where the upper city is located anon
>>493588074Exactly because of that.In order to make what BG3 could have been.Or at least reconstruct the original story before all the rewriting.
>>493588691Would be hilarious if true.
>>493588939>at least reconstruct the original story before all the rewriting.It'd be nice to see what could've been with Daisy. I also heard the Shadowcursed Lands were different. With Moonrise Towers originally consisting of two separate towers on opposite sides of the level. That and of course, the Upper City.
>>493587587>can a BLCK nigerian be blacked by some lighskinned afro-americandrow is the one doing the blacking, anon.
>>493586924>>493586995He's a wizard and a huge fucking nerd
>>493589728i dont get it
>>493588689>modkit chads, post things. How's it going?I've been completely filtered I'm just lazy So I'll go back to learning Godot for my hit crpgStay tuned
>>493589171Shadowheart will finally get her real parents???
>everytime shart opens her mouthhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9L9sNtv1-g
Can someone help me please?I decided i will finally go for honor mode run.I looked at the guides and now i want to try sword of the college of the bard this class seems strong, the guide says i can do bard 10 and paladin 2 which gives me double smitesor i can do bard 10 and wizard 1 and fighter 1 but i really dont understand what that gives me? action surge is level 2 so why fighter only 1 and wizard 1? can someone explain?i also read on the guide that draconicbloodlines 12 sorcerer is strong without multiclass so i will make one of my party into this classand i will do one cleric so it says light cleric, life cleric and tempest cleric are all good, i dont know which i should choose though?i want to also use the gloomstalker assassin, so one should go therecan someone tell me what multclass this? 6/6?and i want a druid to 12 because i like the animal playstyleanything else i should add?i know the monk is strong with rogue thief but not sure if i need that, i may respec that in act 3 because the items there for monk are very strong but for act 1 and act 2 i think i can skip the monki will keep laezel as fighter though, is 12 fighter good?
Minthara is ___
THE WOTC LAWSUIT LITERALLY JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>493590806based
>>493589849I will play your crpg
>>493590806Ugly
>>493590806enceinte
>>493590806Soon to be pregnant (with my child)
Where has everyone gone?
>>493588074Viconia having a shitty ending is basically tradition, and it certainly doesn't shit on Jaheira or Minsc. Sarevok did get fucked over though. The implication that he was revived from a good protagonist and turned out like that pretty much ignores everything you talk to him about in ToB
>>493591793To sleep
>>493591793I'm still here pookie
>>493589849I will play it too.
>>493591892This is what I see when I close my eyes to go to bed
>>493590905>>493592005Thanks anons, see you in 2030, really appreciate the support
>>493592558voxel anon?I miss you. When you told me about your YT channel a channel run by a little black boy came up.
>>493590493just have fun
>>493592669No, I'm just a random anon you probably don't know from anywhere
>>493592897godspeed on ur sea rrr pee g
>>493592897do you post in /agdg/? 2030, hm? no demo I'm assumingif you are the anon who just turned me on to Volodymyr Bystryakov then I think the universe is saying we must work together
>>493593161>do you post in /agdg/? 2030, hm? no demo I'm assumingI've started learning Godot 3 days ago, I am just jesting with the release date no actual game exists at this pointI was just saying I'm not going to pick up the modkit and dive into it in depth, too much of a hassle learning too much stuff at once
the first /bgg/ marriage proposal and it was a failure. tragic.
>>493593648Do you want to get married anon
>>493588689opened a save and like the entire map of act 1 opened with it. kinda annoying
Wonder what crazy things the modders will come up with
>>493591793gooning
>>493593952>Difficulty EasyOh no, it's retarded
>>493593929yesnow find me
>>493594181its a debug mod save you brainlet
>>493593929cosplay as astarion you have the pick of the /bgg/ litter
>>493594261>femaletab closed
>>493593410Godot is nice, I once made the beginnings of a text-adventure with some UI elements. I was too dumb to effectively know how to deal with rooms and entities and state... so I got discouraged. If I was going to make something I'd use godot and I'd make a crpg though, so hopefully will see your progress some day.Good luck!
>dice roll >save>fail >reload>have to wait ~20 secs just to fail again bros im tired..
>>493594261Why?
>>493594830play your role you little shit
>>493583179>Gay NerdChoose Gale>Sassy GayChoose Astarion>Gay BearChoose Halsin>Gay in generalDo pic related
Some people actually choose to play R.P.G.'s this way:>>493594830lmao your life
>>493594932Why are gith men so hideous
>>493594913>>493595003i cant i will miss shit and my ocd will kick in
>>493595027Its the nose.
>>493595169You miss stuff no matter what by making certain choices or having a certain race/class. Anyhow it's funny to think of this game as some kind of cognitohazard for autists. Have fun! :)
I fear I would be instakilled by Lae'zel on the nautiloid if I were Tav since I would simply not be able to hide my instant intense disgust when I saw her ugly scrunched up frog face. The nausea would disarm me and I would perish.
>>493595169If only studios would learn the Disco Elysium lesson, where "failure" isn't just simply missing out on content. It can be just as interesting or funny or useful as "succeeding". Simply two alternative paths, basically removing the reasons to savescum.
>>493595660
>>493595487>You miss stuff no matter what by making certain choices or having a certain race/classi know but i can't skip that fucking random chest that needs a 20 roll etc>as some kind of cognitohazard for autistslmao exactly. i savescum like a nigger in games like this and the 20s load times are driving me insane
>>493576375don't know if you're still here but you can see this. when you go to camp all possible scripted events are visible. a lot of the magenta you see is the pathing for scratch and the owlbear chasing each other. the file is on the right
>>493595660we could have had this
fucking disgusting
>>493596073specify please
>>493595660>The nausea would disarm me and I would perish.Do you promise?
time for the gauntlet
Quite the amount of content that was lost for Zevlor.
>>493596829Speaking of did anyone else ever get the painting orin leaves you if you leave him in the pod?
>>493596829good work anon
>>493596013Oh interesting. So likely they're just following the same path and not really "chasing" at all. What's the code like for scripting I wonder? Python-like I'd imagine?
>>493595716It SHOULD NOT be as rewarding.It blunts the incentive to actually trying to overcome challenges. It SHOULD be as interesting and engaging.
>>493596829That's what he gets for not opening the bloody gate
>>493597508ARE YOU MADTHERE ARE CHILDRENS IN HEREWHERE IS THE MFING DRUID
>>493597665>CHILDRENS
>>493597665PLEASE there's no time
>>493597739Fuck you
>>493595921Don't use the n-word here. It's not acceptable.
>>493598163needs?
>>493595921astarion
>>493596829there is also a Zevlor mindflayer model
>>493596209Modded noses on frogs are disgusting, I agree.Taste is in short supply these days.
Nastarion. Because he's nasty. Get it?
when will China mod in these type of girls to the game?
If you don't multiclass Cleric does the most damage in the game
>off-topic image>irrelevant, time-wasting question
>>493598503I agree aswell
wet, smelly, noisy, stinky, sweaty sex with the GORT
I feel so much hate. Pure hate, for everything around me.
>>493599402>>493599554Yall should go to head doctors.Let them look around inside your noggin and figure out whats wrong yk?
>>493598650already made
You're not quite at the slopswine's level yet, but you're trying.
>>493599745Socialize with others pls
>mods that literally change the companions' faces>not at the slopfag's levellol?I think you're just playing favorites.
It's just slopping it its own corner. It's not a thread personality yet.
>>493600020Thank god we don't need more of those
>>493598650I’d play a big budget chinaman CRPG.
>>493598861What is it about beauty that scares you so much?
>>493583179I'm gay myself, and that's basically because I see Astarion as a girl and Halsin(and Minsc too) disgust me physicallyGale has a handsome face, a hot beard, a nice just enough muscular body, he's masculine, kind and intelligent, literally my dream bf
>>493600283Don't worry, I'm not him.
>>493600502jump for me, froggy
I wish we could become Absolute in BOOOOAL'S NAME
>>493583179Gale is a man. Astarion is a woman. Simple as
Gonna replay as my first tav when mods update
>>493600865Female Astarion? I don't know, fellas.The whole deal with Cazador works better when he's a little spawn.I mean, I know there are elements, but the aspect of being a servant has a completely different dynamic between man-man and woman-man.
Why are the Thieflings so entitled?
>>493599745Stalker's back
>>493600865just found out im lesbian
Hello?
>>493602070hi
>>493602132Daddy Halsin
How’s the patch stability and bug-wise?
>>493602023How do you feel about Aylin?
>>493602405she can step on me
>>493602405Cool but I thought Aasimar could only summon their wings for 10 mins per day?
Lmfao Shadowheart is so patheticShe's literally a 40yo teenager
>>493602132Disgusting
>>493583179Gas like masculine men (facial/body hair). Women like smooth pretty boys like Astarion
>Still no playable Goblins
>>493602310works on my machine
>>493603317There’s a mod
Where is the mod manager pulling mods from and why isn't ApperanceEdit showing up?
>>493583179>Why do gay men prefer GaleI assume because by and large when it comes to m/m romance options. They always get the short end of the stick. Leaving them with the only option being characters like Astarion. Sassy, flamboyant, roguish. It's been overdone. Hardly do you get anything outside of those archetypes. Gale is a breath of fresh air compared to Astarion. I believe had this game not have every companion as bisexual. Gale would have been relegated to be catered only to females. Thankfully that's not the case.
>>493603479>No good playable Goblins
>>493602763Aylin's kinda special case, because Aasimar are basically the divine counterpart to tieflings with their divine lineage being much more diluted.She should probably be labeled Deva but for some reason they labelled her as an Aasimar.Maybe they felt like that Aasimar sounds cooler than Deva but seems odd that WotC seemingly insists on something like the no beard rule for elves but gave this one a pass.Incidentally, she's also considered humanoid rather than Celestial in the game.
>>493603776Aasimar should have been playable
>>493603085Eh, honestly better than Karlach's>Fuck youor Lae'zel really being "glad" that it was Durge's blade that finished her.
>>493602763Are you that nerd who pauses the movie to check if Gandalf was high-level enough to cast that spell?
>>493603085That's just being a woman.
>I like ugly women, but as a coping mechanism I will pretend that it's a patrician choice, oh and I totally look like a roman statue IRL.
>>493605265reminder that you only needed to increase lae'zels nose size by like 20% and have the other gith call her "big nose" and she would be on a similar level to shart in the romance %
>>493604979Wife.
>>493605265>oh and I totally look like a roman statue IRLI do, I also have the same birthday as Augustus and I am probably his reincarnation
>>493605265>i like women who dream about sex with other men
>>493603085durge is a school shooter incel and shart is a femcel murderess, look it up
>>493605265My waifu could beat yours up
>>493603085that line is pretty kino
It's replying to itself again.
>>493605735it's pretty fucking cringe
>>493605727I'm pretty sure she wouldn't beat herself up.
>>493605786no its not
>>493603085Where does Halsin factor into that
>>493605809You also like Ethel?
>the literal, actual anti-Christ >b-b-but I thought I could s-save you! Legit embarrassing
>>493604979utter perfection
>>493605820Yeah it is. She sounds like a kid reading teenage romance novels
What's up with the obsessed tranny that bitches about every little thing with Shadowheart? Just as bad as Slopwhiner
>>493606003But your romance option can save you
>>493606194Nobody is talking about Shadowfart retard
>>493605927The picture is cropped, in the full version shart is pantsless and halsin is eating her out
>>493606312Are you blind or retarded?
>>493606209? You save yourself, or you don’t. Your romance partner will follow you to the end regardless of what you choose
>>493606003It's selunite shart so the assumption is that durge was fighting to become good most of the time and failed by the end
>>493606530There's an entire scene dedicated to your romance helping you contain your urges
>>493606559you're talking to a triggered troon anon. expect halsin spam in about five seconds
>>493606457Now they are. Since you WHined
>>493606003counterpoint: your companions pussies are that powerful
>>493606597Meaningless. You make the choice to swear to or reject Bhaal
The good ending
here it goes right on cue
Because you threw a fit tard
>>493606789option A: lifetime supply of tight emo elf pussyoption B: accepting your cringe absentee father's shitty slayer gift, one time use of power word kill and lash of duty if you fail
>>493606946Me cumming? YeahHNNNNGNGNNGNGNGGNGN
>tranny throws a fit>everyone calls it a tranny>it throws an even bigger fit
>>493606789Rejecting Bhaal requires you not giving in to your urges
WAAA MY VIRGIN WIFE SHADOWHEART
>astarion spam stops>halsin cuckspam startsI'm noticing.
I warned you about the sow, didn't I?
>tranny is still having a meltie
>>493606987>tightKEKAROO
>>493607164You're annoying Slopwhiner but yeah I admit the resident mentally ill retard that spams these threads is far worse than you
>2 (two) posts with H>cue 7 (SEVEN) posts of anons metaposting and crying+shitting themselveslmfao I love this show
>>493607216Religious erotic exultations ARE NOT SEX.It does not even fit with the domains of her goddess.
>>493606987Option A: reject animalistic barbarism and embrace freedomOption B: embrace animalistic barbarism and live a destructive but highly pleasurable life>>493607085Which is your choice. Your companions don’t determine what you do or do not do
>>493606987option C: Reject your father and wield the netherbrain for your own benefit, taking whatever you want from whoever you want
>>493607336They're the same guy
>>493607562HE SAID THE LINE!!!!
Talk about Raphael
There once was a sow that found an all-you-can-eat buffet...
>>493607413What about drow orgies with polymorphing druids
Is mizora the nicest you can get when it comes to a patron? Not counting indifferent patrons like a GOO who doesnt acknowledge your existence because i have a hard time believing a GOO would give power to someone they are barely aware of.
>>493607810His face is ugly but his voice is hot
>>493607810
>>493607890Oh yes, most definitely. Would you like to sign a contract?
>>493607085Wrong, unless they changed itMy character in my blind run was already a slayer and then Bhaal said "actually I own you", and I just replied "no way fag"The he fucking smothered me... but I survived, as the plot still needed me
>>493607810Raphael is a character who for centuries suffered the negative influence of a bully father, who constantly neglected him, and who perverted his nature. When Raphael distances himself from his father's clutches, he demonstrates and understands that, while remaining faithful to his narcissistic and opportunistic nature, it is also possible to be completely society's waste, maintaining his devil aspect of him.
>>493607993only if my gnome lawyer is present, alive, and in their right state of mind to go over terms
>>493608208I feel these aspects about him demonstrate his more "gentle" nature
>>493607857only if everyone "consents"
>>493607993>Would you like to sign a contract?I already did last month. It's good so far.Some work needs to be done but as I am neet I have a lot of free time. I would recommend it.
white women getting angry about three origin ladies being compelling romance partners to resist durge than retardstarion
>>493608335There's only so many times you can repeat, twist and distort the same joke until it stops being funny.
>>493590493The best ranger is 12 Eldritch knight. The best melee is 9 Monk / 3 Rogue (Thief)The best caster is 10 Wizard / 1 Sorc / 1 Cleric, and this character is also the one that needs to eat all the worms / get in the chairYour fourth slot should be a pick-whatever. 10 Bard / 2 Paladin works fine but will be suicidal on anti-radiant fights, a light cleric is fine if you're not good at the game and want a healer, but the above mentioned 3 classes are going to beat every fight before turn 2 finishes so it's obsolete. Make sure to spam special arrows on the EK.
>>493608607Yeah I've twisted and distorted the joke that is your mom in so many ways but she just isn't fun any more
>>493607890For a devil? She's not terribleA great old one varies, but they won't waste time teasing you or making life harder for you for the lolz, they will ask you to do specific stuff for specific reasons you don't understand.A fey is chill
>>493608661>and this character is also the one that needs to eat all the worms / get in the chairShameless. Dishonorable.
although nothing can be crueler than their pookiebear calling the climax of the storyline "twee"
>>493608781>A fey is chillLOLMAO
>>493608983Comparatevely speakingI have never DMd a fey because none of my players is gay to the point of picking it as a patron
fey more like gay
>>493608560I love my retardstarion
>>493609196gay'zel with the absolute bangers as usual
>>493609132You're gay.
>>493609196An image of Lae'zel facepalming.
>>493608661>12 Eldritch knight.Why? Can someone explain this meme?None of the Honor Mode builds I see are EK and the class gets praised a lot here. Link me a build and how am I supposed to play this to make it good.
>>493609303Fey warlock detected, opinion rejectedNo inspiration dices for you
>>493609436(its gale making those posts)
>>493608781>A fey is chillI think that you did not do your homework on what falls under fey in D&D.
>>493609436Are you that new player who made a m*le drow?
>>493609543>gale
>>493609680Auntie Ethel is a nice chill lady that sells potions and helps you with your brain worms, I don't know what you're talking about
>>493609543Forgive me
>>493609436All you need is the band of the mystic scoundrel and arcane acuity gear.
>>493609791I am the astarion femcel.
>>493609680Yeah yeah but SOME are chillhttps://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/TitaniaLike, if a player picks fey is for stuff like this, if he wanted to be edgy he would have picked great old one
>>493584273>>Is there ANY Evil ending where you are NOT Evil?Just finished Gale with Minthara romance. If you pick his unique option, she absolutely loves him for it and he's happy to have her by his side. Funny enough, I checked the 'good' ending too where I just become a god instead of starting a war with the whole pantheon, and Minthara has dumped you and dislikes you immensely at the party afterwards, she even mocks you when you ask to get back together by saying you're too much of a baby god and not good enough for her.So that.
>>493610168rare based manthara
>>493610168>she even mocks you when you ask to get back together by saying you're too much of a baby god and not good enough for herYou can kill her right then and there, I hope?
>>493610168Common based Minthara
>>493610123No I am
Sell me on races that aren't wood elf or halfling.
>>493610438white human male because white human male
>>493610438Tieflings have the best female face. Drows have the most unique dialogue
Tying up dork urge players to torture with a cattle prod and shit in their face
>>493610438Right now i am rolling Half-Orc to test how good it goes with assassin.
>>493610438Drow are beautiful and passionate.Elves are beautiful and refined.Half-Elves are cute and half-boring.Tieflings are cute and controversial.Githyanki are cute and alien.You should pick one of these if you want to be cute/beautiful.
>>493610804Missed this schizoid dork urge spamming sister like you wouldn't believe
>>493610570I hate to break it to you, but humans are an inferior race.
>>493610438Gnome wizards/druids don't ever fail important saving throws
ilithid supremacy
>>493610870>Githyanki are cute and alien.Only female gith are cute
Is Half-orc reactivity just grug smash zug zug shit
Cutest character is still, and will always be, a young human female cleric
>>493609436>Honor Mode builds>Link me a build
>>493611201Basically, yeah. There's also telling kids to man the fuck up and stop crying like a baby. I enjoyed it.
>>493611201>Half-orc>reactivityYes both your lines are grug smash. Both of them.
https://youtu.be/n_6ue7QmbAAthere should have been this scene for Minsc
>Astarion gets new dialogue again for when you cheat on him with Mizora>meanwhile everyone still just scratches their ass over Durge commiting sudokuI hate Larian
>>493611201>Guex is scared of you>Lae'zel sucks your dick without the intimidation check>Gekh is 500 times more racist than usual to youThat's literally all of half-orc's reactivity, you might as well be a cute half-elf girl in every other interaction
>>493611225Kelart...
>>493576175Cazador looks like less of a bitch in this early access, what happened?
>>493611419you get to threaten both lae'zel and shart for interrupting your beauty sleep with their catfight
>>493611398The sisters won
>>493611398you simply must start screaming on twitter and calling them racist or whatever for not fulfilling your wants and only then will they finally oblige
>>493611509Surely this leads to a new unique dialogue and isn't just a text replacement to the "pwease tell me what's going on" every other race gets
>>493611032Tell that to my fucking warcaster gnome wizard that failed their concentration save with a natural 2
so does everybody have new animations in camp now? astarion plays with a knife, shart and minthara tend to their plants, laezel boxes the mindflayer dummy
>>493611228>>Link me a buildYes.
>>493611823just take whatever and do whatever, the game is piss easybuy an invisibility potion if you're scared
>>493611398we need only literally like three lines too lol just even recycling a "NO!" would probably be fine at this point
Who is your patron if you're an archfey warlock?Titania?
Do tieflings have any reactivity past act 1?
>>493611814where did they get all that stuff? we literally just crash landed and don't even know where we are
>>493612172i hope not
>>493612116Any fey with enough power.
>my wife lae'zel watching dj shart threaten me
>>493612172You get called a refugee when you enter BG.
>>493612116They don't give you specifics, but basically any powerful fey is fair game for the concept.
>>493612172Act 1 is the only act where reactivity matters. You want Baldurians to be surprised by someone with horns?
>>493612307god ketherics armor is so fuckin ugly.
>>493611225>remember that cute human cleric you travelled with so long ago >travel to her village >discover she has been dead for 80 years, only 1 person remembers her, her great grandson >he tells you she always told the best stories, one particularly about an elf >you are that elf, you look the same the day you met her >know she has been enjoying paradise these past 80 years >you won’t see her again for another 800So fvcking zased…
>>493612326do we also get to rape baldurian citizens due to sexual emergency?
>>493612513no but you can actually say that refugees are welcome
>1st play through since I beat it at release>Playing Drow Necromancer>Still can't bring myself to do over the top edgy shit, some how RPing in my head to justify the kinda nice things I do sometimesIt actually enhances the experience imoAny other goodie two shoes bros I recommend it
which one?
>>493612434I kind of like it with Sarevok's helm. Just embrace the spiky nonsense and skulls
>>493612769Why is *IT* there?
>>493612837That depends on your build, no?
>>493612858Im sorry sir you're going to need to translate your madness into english for meWho or what is triggering you?
i'm so tired of critical failures holy shit
>>493613089stop being bad then
>>493613087That thing. The sex pest. It's not cute, even in child form. In fact, it's even creepier.
Bard dialogue options are more gay than the gayest forest gnome warlock sucking off their fairy archfey patron. Top reason I can't bring myself to play bard.
>>493613267Karlach isn’t pictured
>>493613245kill yourself retard
>>493613267Oh come on. Wyll is one of the main companions. You're just going to have to get used to seeing him a lot, man.
>>493613297It can't be that bad.
>>493613089There's a way out, but you have to be a midget
>>493613410It is. It's not even the endearing halfling type of gay. It's theater kid self-insert gay.
>>493613089Use karmic dice
>they added this banter in patch 7???
>>493613353yeah she is, she's the one charging Minsc
>>493613378mean
>>493597665WUZ ROONIN
not every merri is a fan it seems
>>493613297That’s depressing because I love magic in rpgs and play 4 instruments irl. Alas, band kids are strange. Not even fantastical magical bards are safe
>>493613767yet more evidence he is a (handsome) young man. haters btfo.
>>493613767She's right. No one cares what a midget thinks or says.
>>493613997>>493613767Did the person who modeled his face not understand he’s young and handsome. Or is it some weird propaganda made by Gortash
>>493614424i believe it was the line being written before the writer saw the facehe's still my young handsome pookie though
>>493614424the gortash state is so deep even the narrator is on his payroll
>>493613497Theater kids get such a bad rep. Some of your favorite actors probably have a background in theater. And roleplaying? It is not something as demanding as going on stage and playing an actor, it should be more natural, even if in such a large game FOMO is around the corner.
You can put arcane lock on the stairs and she cant run away kek
>>493614548I don't remember, doesn't it also call Ketheric an elf when he has a beard?
How would you go about getting the netherbrian to like you?
>>493614424>>493614548oh and the "young" part was referring to him being younger than Ketheric>>493614825it do. he was a full elf at first, and i think theres other things that reference this, but they gave him the beard and liked how it looked so much that they changed his race to half elf
>>493614976I know just how to make my netherbrian like you
>>493614825That's the neat thing about half-elves. They are either human or elf, depending on the race that needs to shoulder the blame.
Why did these idiots even bother changing dialogue options if the NPC's response is the same as without it? Christ...
think they're implying frog was trying to rizz her but this was still pretty rude lol
>>493614976My big ol pingus probably, just like with anyone else
>>493615048The Ketheric statues and busts don't have a beard
>>493615165We live in a society
>>493615254Literally what about this implies sexual interest? Society was a mistake
>>493615407...that calls Raphael a devil, even though he's technically a cambion.
>>493615254We use English on this website.
>>493615275ahh yeah that. they probably didn't bother changing it cause they figured it could just be played off as him not having a beard when he was younger when the statues were madealright they probably didn't think about it at all but lets pretend they gave it thought
I don't get it
>>493609436Here's the basics: Fire 3 times per turn, 4 with bloodlust elixir (lategame) and 7 with fighter zug. Disadvantage for enemies on spell saves who've been hit by your abilities. Band of mystic scoundrel lets you use your bonus action to cast control spells, which you can cast of any level because of scrolls.Leave Volo in camp (dont get surgery, ever) and rob him blind. Works same as withers, he doesn't care and just comes back. Always has new scrolls. Sell them if you want to, use the ones mystic scoundrel lets you cast for CC. Titanstring bow with strength elixirs (early game) and later gloves of ogre strength. Dump str/wis/cha, get dex/int and con as filler. If you want you can also make this funnier with frost by getting the frost ring/gloves that apply affects when hit by frost damage (encrusted/ice circle), enchant your bow using the spear from act 2 with frost damage, then spam arrows of multi target. Literally freeze everyone that doesn't straight up trip over - they've disadvantage on the save to get frozen, and EK can fire enough in a single round to proc frozen on every enemy. You won't need the band of mystic scoundrel that way, but party members like that anyway. You'll need risky ring to make sure you never miss so you don't have 2 slots.
>>493615527if some guy asked if he could watch you do your hair in the morning you'd think he's gay
>>493615703Man's clean-shaven when he's a happy family man, grows a beard of grief when he loses his family. It's hardly a stretch. The "Selûnite" Ketheric bust with the spiky armor is pretty impossible to defend, though.
>>493615767Clearly it means I don't get it either
>>493614698A lot of people get a bad rep. You don't get it, because nothing in your experience has lead you to understand why some people feel a certain way. Then, when you're faced with the right circumstances, you absolutely get it.I say this, because your defense absolutely whiffed here. You're failing to connect, because you think shitting on them is unjustified. You've just not been in the right circumstances. What would have been a better defense? They are people like any other, shaped by their limited experiences. They'd change if they were forced to have perspective on themselves.
What are you even on about.
>>493615767Fucked on the beach?
>>493615895Depends on the context and the tone. Gender is part of that context, as is the mutual dislike of both characters. This is just a peace offering by Lae’zel
>>493616383Sure, since you're offering.
>>493616425when i heard it sounded kinda gay since its kinda uncharacteristic of laezel to care about something so frivolous
>>493616425Why would Laezel do a peace offering
>>493610316You can kill everyone you want as god gale at the party. You basically get a finger of death type spell (150-300 damage). Ascended Astarion is a complete joke in comparison to God Gale.
I hyped myself up too much over patch 7.
https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/12021anybody made anything cool yet?
>hypedYou'll learn to stop using that word in your vocabulary.
>>493585421>toolits been updated twice to work better, make sure you download the latest
>Just finished sacking the grove for the first timenot really cut out for this bad guy shit but I wanna see some different content
>>493615574With cambions do you even need to kill them in hell for it to be permanent?
>>493616964I did it exactly once, but finding Lia's letter made me feel awful so I just deleted that save.
>>493617087I know its just a video game but I still feel badIts why I love these kinda games so much I guess, you get emotionally invested
The atmosphere of the sacking felt really nice and the ambient screams and roaring fire were atmospheric. A shame Minthara was glitched back then, it took me out of the whole experience.
>>493617301Who's an edgy boy? Who's an edgy boy? You are!
>>493617492Have you considered that raiding the grove was just fun?
>>493617492not a very edgy post to use that one on my guy. i think he was just genuinely complimenting the way it was done.
>>493611823Here is a screenshot of my Minthara 12 EK who absolutely demolished the whole game. Just keep her fed with special arrows. Shart was a 10 SSB / 2 pala so she was using band of the mystic scoundrel instead. Diadem for extra damage on helm. Cloak is a free slot if you're not durge, that's the only good one. Medium armor full dex to AC. Encrusted with Frost gloves, Reverbation boots, Bhaal's necklace for bleed, 4.5m frost puddle on frost damage ring, risky ring, Daggers from Orin and Dolor, titanstring bow with 1d4 frost. The build can vary depending on what's in your party. It's better to change it up for more control spells if you're going solo, but in a 4party build you have others to take care of it.
>>493617492reddit
>>493616648Unless you play evil or want to make mods it’s eh
>Wife is also replaying with me for patch 7>Roughly keeping up with each other in pace because she's sick and can't go to workLife is comfy sometimes
>>493617878And this is Shart who tagged along with her. Frost immunity boots, dex gloves, bhaalist armor, spear of evening, helm of never miss a spell, paralyze neck so minthara can chain crit her arrow of multi target, and the mystic scoundrel band to get hold person / monster for more free minthara crits.
Bhaalspawn runs are kind of cool. Instead of dealing with bullshit quests you simply kill everyone on the first dialogue option. It's quite comedically evil in Act 1.