Previous: >>493696567>[Event] THE Great Tea Ceremony Battle: GUDAGUDA New Yamataikoku, The Man Who Returned from Hell2024-09-02 01:00 - 09-22 20:59 PDThttps://webview.fate-go.us/2024/0827_2024gudaguda/>[Summon] GUDAGUDA New Yamataikoku Sen-no-Rikyu Pickup Summon2024-09-02 01:00 - 09-22 20:59 PDThttps://webview.fate-go.us/2024/0901_new_yamataikoku_pu/>[Summon] GUDAGUDA New Yamataikoku Pickup 2 Summon2024-09-04 21:00 - 09-20 20:59 PDThttps://webview.fate-go.us/2024/0905_2024gudaguda_pu2/>[Campaign] Back to School Campaign 20242024-08-25 21:00 - 09-08 20:59 PDThttps://webview.fate-go.us/2024/0822_bts_cp/>[News]https://webview.fate-go.us/>[Servant Info]Servant Material Lookup: https://fgosim.github.io/Material/Servant Planner: https://github.com/chaldea-center/chaldeaCoin Calculator: https://fgo-servant-coins.glitch.me/index.htmlRank Up + Interlude Timeline: https://kazemai.github.io/fgo-vz/relate_quest.htmlDamage Calculator: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1CWsaeirsiQHCLf2OJ15kbZSvFlRRdUl5czWXBzSebyg/>[Mats/Summoning Info]Rateups in FGO JP: https://files.catbox.moe/e75ykf.png Future Materials Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1m-h4CIUOKaJRAmfTAhoDdmwVAzAzyM70cITRb36Y96M/edit#gid=1085975765FGO Event Compendium: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qvxLU407QwiFaCvItqR16SqqAVlLD5u5nBzY_bCFYvs/edit#gid=2111060397Drop Rates: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_SlTjrVRTgHgfS7sRqx4CeJMqlz687HdSlYqiW-JvQAFGO Raw Database: https://apps.atlasacademy.io/>[FAQ]https://rentry.org/fgoalter-faq
let her cook
>>493730467Morgan has a nice set of tits. No wonder Arthur tapped that.
>>493730624isnt proto morgan a male
Lip love!
Kama Love!
>>493730694No.
Men are beasts
>>493730467Blessed OP
Tea farming soon…
>>493730805lip sex
>>493730907The tea fields…
Oberon love!
>>493730908Chelsea's stress relief...
It's been 5 days. I still haven't started the event.I'm quiet quitting FGO.
>>493731167come on incarnation fill out your support again, stop being weird.
>>493731167Oh no. Anyway...
Sukuna suddenly appears in Chaldea and tries to do his thingCould he last longer than an hour?No
>>493730951Lip loving.
If men are beasts, then what are birds?
>>493731349lip loving sex
>>493730907
>>493731534
>>493731575depends on if they are removed of their feathers or not. If they are, then they are featherless bipeds, and therefore men, and therefore beasts.
>>493731087
>>493731587Loving Lip sex.
>>493731745Yeah...
Post couples you like
>>493731087>Chelsea's stress relief...
>>493731814Loving Lip sex.
>>493732060Congrats bro
>>493731742That makes a lot of sense.
How do I get Iyo NP levels?
fact: every servant has inverted nipples
>>493732060Nice job, Teabro
>>493732251One is in the shop, and the rest will be given from quests after the epilogue thing tonight
>>493732251Wait 4 hours and a half for the reset, clear the final event story node then buy NP levels from the shop.
>>493731956
>>493732269Brito inverted nipples....
>>493732269
>>493731616This ain’t golden.
>>493732269Fake news
>>493732678SO COOL! SO BEAUTIFUL! I LOVE HER!
>>493731315You don't even need heavy hitters. Just throw someone like lancer Cu at Sukuna and he will give him a run for his money
>>493732989Melt has a flat chest with inverted nipples (very hot)
>>493733085No, they are perky. Perfect for kissing and sucking.
>TFW nothing to roll until LB7*yawn*
>>493733085>flat chest with inverted nipples (very hot)https://litter.catbox.moe/fxbx81.jpg
>>493733338Medb...?
Selfieshttps://litter.catbox.moe/apcsj7.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/ddkdfh.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/i6tcv0.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/df3dfr.pngArchive: https://litter.catbox.moe/fcy6nx.zip
>>493733663
>>493733663>https://litter.catbox.moe/df3dfr.png>missed my chance to ever dating a girl like thisIt's so over...
>Chacha event>no Chacha coinsChacha bros...
>>493732269>every servant has inverted nipplesWrong
>>493733663Nice, you still trying the other servants or still some problems there?
>>493733852October 2025 for chacha coins bro, at least by then you'll know if hag chacha becomes a thing
Albert isn't going to give us missions to be done outside the event right?
>What's for dinner, Master?
>>493733663>>493733817
>>493734379downblouse is so fucking hot bros
>>493733427Come on, it's not that bad...>Checks the next banners>It is - in fact - that badOh, boy...
Roll for her.
>>493734293Hehehehe
>>493733663Yooo, good shit. Ty my good fella
Why is Gawain's NP "Excalibur Galatine" instead of just Galatine?
>>493734659Hot FA, but no thanks
Kinda new to the game. Is there a way to get past limited event Servants? I really want Erice but I don't think there will be a rerun of her event any time soon.
>>493734847Evocation Festivals start next year, that will be the time to acquire old welfares, though they come out in batches. I do not believe Erice has had one yet so if that's true you're waiting 2+ years for her.
>>493733338I would fuck her so hard.
>>493734847You wait for when she gets an Evocation Festival.
>>493734659I will.
>>493733663Forgot this one... https://litter.catbox.moe/e96syh.png>>493733817It's never too late, bro.>>493734116I'm preparing another Shishou set. I tried Murasaki but the only Lora I could find didn't work very well in this style. As for the multiple servants in the same generation thing, I've given up on it, it's too unreliable with this model.
>>493735073>Erice doesnt have one yetFucking fuckers. What about Kagetora?
>>493733663Mom...
>>493735352Love!>>493735308Hers was the latest
>>493735308Kagetora just got one in April this year on JP alongside BB, Ishtar and Paisen, enjoy the two year wait!
So what was his problem?
I cannot find any good gifs of Gawain.
>>493734847>>493735308Erice (Avenger) one was just this summer, and is expected to rerun next summer, July 2025.Kagetora's welfare rerun should be April 2026 for NA.
>>493735585Literally insane
>>493735585demented retard, probably from beriberi like everyone else
>>493735585Too wide for his own good.
>>493735205Is this the real Bunyan or is this just a corpse pupptiered by a horny girl.
fact: brown female servants have huge areolas
>I played this game long enough to see chacha becoming a better and more interesting character than both Nobu and Okita combinedOh my fucking god
BROS?!
>>493734847>>493735308>>493735728Also forgot to mention that Kagetora already has her own Alter. https://fategrandorder.fandom.com/wiki/Uesugi_KenshinSo you could go for that instead. For NA, she's slated to release in December 2025.
>>493733663GODDDDDDDDD I NEED TO IMPREGNATE TEEN MOM
>>493734659who?
>>493735585Let him do his thing, yo
>>493736049Choco milkers...
>>493736056Instant NP6 if this was the nobu we got instead of tranny shit.
>>493736116She said front. No gay aokobro sex behind the shop for you.
>>493736431so straight aoko sex?
I think Iyo is extremely endearing probably because she's peak girlfailure
>>493733052>Cu isn't a heavy hitterI mean, maybe not in the autism power level sense, especially given power creep, but he's still an A-lister as far as mythology itself goes.
Sometimes I ask myself. Why would I want to commision art when porn also does the same? And then I look at the art I commisioned, and know the answer. Because is a special feeling that works better, with art you paid for, for specific situations you want.
>>493736056Chacha always gave away glimpses of greatness, but i wasn't expecting her to hijack this event either. It was a nice surprise
Predict this years thanksgiving rate ups?
>>493736013Achievable natty?
>>493736810Abby and Geronimo
>>493731315At least give the dude a Holy Grail so He can recreate the culling games as a singularity.
>>493736810I hope to God it's good. I'll have to skip Huyan, Shikibu, and Jalter for it. I hope it doesn't disappoint.
>>493736659I'm glad you feel that way.
i just notice iyo opens her legs like a slut in one of her skill activations animations
>>493736942sounds more like something that Kenjaku would do
>>493737137Is she nopan?
>>493735585Chacha's pussy was so good he became insane
>>493736532He was a very big deal in FSN, sure. But current Chaldea has way crazier servants than him or GIlgamesh, but we don't talk about that Throw someone like Godjuna or Abby at Sukuna and it's not even a fight
>>493737228yes
>>493737214Isn't Sukuna a Fightfag? I cannot imagine something more fitting than that, also nowadays any bad guy need a Holy grail to stand a chance against Chaldea.
>>493737446Damn...
>>493737228>>493737591I don't think think underwear was a thing during her times, but I could be wrong
Nobunaga!!!
>>493737779
-5 minutes till the Master Missions change!Make sure you gathered your embers!
So tired of being horny 24/7
What a cutie
>>493737228Georges lucas told Iyo underwear didn't exist in Yamataikoku
Just when I thought AI slop spam couldn't get any worse
>>493737997I am tired of being a virgin and not having money to buy food, let alone pay an escort.And this is not mentioning SQ.
>>493738152just make more money what's the issue here
What servant do i put this on?
None of you are actually virgins right?
>>493738428Cute. CUTE! I can't believe she had sex in a temple
>>493738490Most young guys are virgins nowadays
>>493738490Not for long
>>493737997I want to marry her.
>>493738490Yeah, I'm a KHHV.
>>493738490All the guys here are virginsAll the girls here are sluts
>>493738428Cute kitty
Me reading the event
>>49373849036, still am, and looks like I won't get any helped with that here either!
medb is a virgin hunter
>>493738296https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3P_vtNd24I
>>493738875SHREK?!
I WILL GRAIL IYO
>>493738731Maybe they could help each other
>>493738237>just find a better work that pays better in this economy>it doesnt matter if you are so mediocre not even mcdonalds will hire you you just need to keep trying even if it goes for monthsI am unironically considering legal activities, specifically ones that fuck people because fuck people. If you can at least give me a better fucking advise.
>>493738875Import a wife from a third world shithole.
>>493738428Ugly c*t whore.
>>493738731Then why dont the guys lose their virginity to the sluts? Seems like a simple solution.
Himiko mogs the eternal fuck out of iyo
so BIG ....
>>493738958Now that's an incentive to stop being one
>>493739127because the guys who are still virgins to this day aren't willing to fuck faggots and the """"girls""""" here are just faggots whp talk in a higher pitched voice
>>493738958Sluts hate virgins
>>493738875I mean I can but I'm a dude...
>>493736835Not even Fukumoto's widest.
>Okita alter is such a non character that they had to make the sword and actual skin to act in the storyMy sides are in orbit
>>493739368shame that ended the way it did
how do i get mogan gf
remember only Whores wear red lipstick
The cutest...
>>493739354not medb, sei, musashi or mata hari
What's the cheapest simplest setup for the 90++ node?
just read the last choco dounjinshipretty coola lot of sexy melu stuff including her pussy
>>493739649Sei is the only who wouldn't hate virginsMusashi only likes virgins if they're 8 years old
>>493739689
>>493739510At least it ended. At the rate things are going, I'm worried Kaiji will never get a proper ending.
>>493739057
>>493739908yeah extremely good
>>493739958Bro? It ended aftrer the bog.
>>493738962Mama getting a bit too early ready for winter.
>>493738958wrongshe exclusively wants gigachads which always means non-virginsCaren is the true virgin hunter in Chaldea
>>493739689Why are you interested in a child's pussy?
>>493739971Based sonic
>>493740191medb wants to fuck guda and he's a permavirgin
>>493740195
>>493740306That's CnocMedb explicitly says (you) will never pass for her
My general(and yet to be but no longer game) died. I heard you all have some nice futas, do you accept refugees?
>>493740531You're looking for Genshin or Blue archive, we only have footfags and furries
>Komahime's mother died two weeks after Komahime's execution from the grief.Bros I wish I could go back in time and save them...
>>493738875>36, still am,Jesus, get a grip man
>>493740531Nah we're a femboy generaltry that ZZZ game or whateverShark girl has a canon cock
Please recommend me an extra class servant to grail. Done all the main classes but none of them
>>493740770That's totally normal now
>>493739325Lol don't kid yourself even sluts wouldn't fuck losers from here, despite most of them being ugly sagging roasties before they hit 30 they all delude themselves into thinking they're 10s and they all want wealthy attractive masculine men, of the top 2% variety. Whiny faggots in Mongolian basket weaving forums have to actually go outside and touch grass, lose some weight, and stop bitching about their wagekek status just to graduate from "not even human" status.
>>493740821Tell us what kind of girls/boys you like at least
>>493740531You can stay here just lurk for a while. Sorry that happened to you.
>>493739035Ah well maybe you should've applied yourself more in your youth. Oh well.
>>493740531We have canon futas like Da Vinci, Canis, and even the mascot of Fate Artoria is a futa bro
>>493740859No it's not lmao40 yo virgin isn't a documentary
>>493740821Grail Lobo he is a good boy
>>493740821>grailing somone to check a bingo box
>>49374129840 year old virgin was 20 years agoMost young men have never seen a vagina
>>493740821Since you don't care who you may as well go for a snowflake grail like Manjew or something
>>493741417Jesus, are zoomers that scared of talking to women?
>>493741153>canon
>>493740821
>>493741298Everyone has a funny rectangle in their pocket that gives them access to all the single people online in the world, what makes you think women are gonna look at anything but the top tier offerings?
>>493740453that one of chaldea medb's earliest interactions and she regularly flirts with guda later on and guda canonically clearly likes her
>>493740758The best we can do now is spoil her and give her a happy life as a servant.
>>493741642No
>>493741639>muh 80/20 FUck off with the incel rethoric
>>493741525That plus this >>493741639, women literally don't register people they aren't attracted to as human beings.
>>493741753She literally tells guda she loves him in her summer valentine scene
>>493741525zoomers can barely have normal conversations with each other without having a panic attack over some mundane bullshit and you're expecting them to know how court women?
>>493741765So you really believe they would settle down for mediocre men during the best years of their lifes?
Can you keep up with him?
>>493741417Neither have I but I'm not a virgin
>>493740821For soulless gameplay faggotry: arc, jalter, spishtarFor sovl: lobo, faker, voyager,
>>493741765Spotted the roastie>Verification not required
>>493741879And then goes>well now for the people I REALLY loveThe fact that you fall for it is worrying
I forgot two Master Missions
>>493740821Why do you feel the need to grail one of each class?
>>493742001I don't like ramen.
>>493742180
>>493742001When did Okita first start being associated with faggots
>>493742180uh bro? I warned you earlier
>>493742387I wasn't here
>>493742320some cosplay homo pioneered it like 5 years ago or somethingbefore that she was just the footfag servant
>>493742320Historically Okita Souji was a frail sickly man. Okita is a woman in Fate, so there's loose tranny connotations there. Idr when the ramen shop memes started but it was pretty early on in /alter/ history. I'm too lazy to trawl the archive so have someone else spoon-feed you that.
>>493742487>it was pretty early on in /alter/ historyI'm fairly certain it was post skadi at the very earliest
>>493742106I'm not an incel so i would fuck medb without hesitation. She is literally perfect
>>493742643She wouldn't let you
Aesc gf
>>493742320Since the start. The shinsengumi have always been associated with homos.http://www4.plala.or.jp/bakumatsu/kyou/6/062364-danshoku.htm>昨年に府中宿で登楼して「妄戯」したことを時々思い出す。近頃、女性と戯れることは聊かもなく、「局中頻二男色流行」している。帰府の際、申し上げたい。Basically, Kondo wrote a letter to an acquaintance saying that due the lack of women around, quite a fair number of the shinsengumi lads have taken to visiting male brothels.
>>493742719I see Tonelico as a perfect gf
>>493742627Skadi was 5 years ago on NA
>>493742692Projection EX
Me and my mentor
>>493741998
>>493742723>they were prison gayabsolute /alter/core
>>4937423202019first round was a guy shitposting about dildoes, it didn't take off, and that died. The meme was born at winter comekit 2019, when two /alter/bros met up at a Ramen shop before Comekit. The thing is one of the /alter/bros was a crosplayer there with his Nobu crosplaying boyfriend. The two /alter/ bros met up at the ramen shop. Naturally because this is 4chan, this was blown up into anon got his dick sucked by an okitabro behind the ramen shop. After that gay posting meme was in full swing. Basically meme took on a life of its own, and 5 years latter we're still dealing with it to the point people don't even know why they're doing it anymore. Banana ladder experiment in action.
>>493742643Perfectly shit.
>>493739958>Kaiji is still goingWhat the fuck. This is why I hate manga. I don't want to read an incomplete story but then these lazy faggots want to serialize the same garbage for 100 years like DBZ instead of just finishing it and moving on to another work.
>>493742814Her name is Aesc
>>493742974They were just normal gay. Female brothels existed too you know.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/101332151
>>493743052>*TonelicoYeah
>>493743003I feel like it's only fair to also associate Nobu with this
>>493742814kys
>>493740531Welcome bro!!!
>>493743201Nobu gets the pegging shitposts
Would you take Ciel's hand?
>>493743201Nobufags exhibit too much top energy, and topping isn't gay.
>>493740531Futa chads are always welcome here. Best community.
>>493743052>>493742719>>493743236
Tats on or off?
>>493743325Why would I take her hand. It's kind of a attached to her. It would be pretty rude to just cut it off and take it.
>>493743427Habetrot is kind of a fake name...
>"~~!!!"
>>493738490>had sex once(once) when I was 19>haven't had sex since>31Technically not a virgin but I genuinely don't even remember what it felt like at this point so
>>493743642Aaaiieee
>>493740531There's no canon futa in this game but some characters got associated with it due to their mythology/history so there's a lot of fanart picturing them as futas.
>>493743651If you don't have sex every year, you revert back to being a vigrin.
>>493741525>Be Autistic>Be 350 pounds of fat on a 6 foot frame>Walk up to woman in collage class to make small talk since we are both going into the same profession>She is visibly uncomfortable talking to my Ogre tier self>Realize this after like two minutes and break the conversation off>Nobody really wants to talk with me after that.>Find out that she told everyone how I made her uncomfortable >Get socially isolated from everyone in the class that isn't also a fat dude or older than 30>Realize I have two more semester till my BA after this with the same cohort>Concerned I will need to deal with her poisoning the well for the local scene in our profession>Realize that i am likely going to need to move out of my home county to find work in my field after I am done with my education.Lesson learned, do not talk to women outside of mandatory projects unless I drop the weight (in progress) and once I do only interact with women via dating app hookups so we both know what we are there for.And I know I'm not alone in this, its a social risk for unattractive men to try talking with women outside of a regulated or professional environment.Fate Grand Order
>>493743642Kek
Star Rail collab huhHow the mighty have fallen
>>493741525Most women are all sloots doing onlyfans, it's not even worth it anymore.
>>493743768My rule was about 10 years since that's when the details were mostly faded from my memory and the event itself had well faded from my identity, but I didn't want to say that and offend the wizards(true)
This is the second time in 7 years I forgot a master missionIf I forget a third time they come for my kneecaps...
>>493743651Who did you have sex with?
Who is the Hikari of FGO?
>>493743953
>>493744057Your mom
>>493744113Her name is Mythra
What the hell is happening here
>>493744057college girl that I dated for a semester then we fought over something stupid and I cold shouldered her for a month and I wanted to focus on school anyway so we ended it.
>>493741525Id argue zoomers in general are scared of socialization. When any little fuck up can be blasted over youtube, reddit or god knows what else, makes it hard to actually want to talk with anyone.
Mash.
>>493740821Arc, she is easy target for rape
Just wait until the eventual rise up. When that happens, it will make kuroinu look like just a normal meet up
>>493744268Liz copycats
>>493744268Reaction to 6'+ master vs anything else
>>493744429Who cares about Liz nowadays?
>>493743807Lose weight fatty
>>493744381Oh no haha
>>493744328
>>493742723>due the lack of women around, quite a fair number of the shinsengumi lads have taken to visiting male brothels.>Considered the oldest and most prevalent profession in all of human history. Visiting a brothel was an expected behavior and not uncommon.>2024, Men unable to find partners and companionship now more than ever>Confident Chads with nice bodies and big dicks can freely pay women to fuck them so long as they film and profit from it. Yet the regular person starving for sex and companionship will be fined or imprisoned if caught paying for sex in most states and countries.How did we get here bros?
>>493744328>>493744678My canon wife...
>>493744381>kuroinuHow about world end harem?
>>493740821Uhhh gameplay pick is probably like Caren or Arc or Koyan Dark or Oberon. They're really good but legitimately insane at 120. Also if you're willing to wait 2 years (non-summer) Abby gets a super stupid retarded powerful buff.Soul pick is who you like the most
>>493744770Brothels = money going to criminals
>>493744268I think one of them is twerking
>>493744657But without the horse cocks
>>493744806I'm confused whats up with this horned Bunyan?
After playing through the new GUDAGUDA story, I'm really itching for Toyotomi Hideyoshi to show up so I can gruesomely kill him for his crimes.
>>493744871Not if brothels are legal business
fgo will end with guda going on a date with olga
>>493744770>Men unable to find partners and companionship now more than everMaybe "Men" should go through a self improvement journey. Women now work on top of being homemakers while men didn't improve at all.
>>493740531Sup Project KVbro, yes we do.
Which servant has the drypestegh beiuttkdes
>>493745073Yeah.
>>493745043she's bribing him
>>493742027Faker and Voyager are both legitimately as much if not more gameplay than Spishtar. Jalter isn't gameplay for 2 years.
>>493743807>>Be 350 pounds of fat on a 6 foot frameBrother you might as well be a walking cockroach to women. Even most men are going to immediately think significantly less of you on sight. Unless you have Charisma EX+ you need to stay in your lane until you fix your weight and look like a normal human being again.
Servants with this feeling??
>>493745043Olga is dead, bro
>>493745073You posted her
>>493745168Skadi was so rude here. Damn ancient people have absolutely no sense of modern decency and taboos.
>>493744931>■■■■>A hero/trickster mentioned in the mythology of the indigenous peoples of northern North America, mainly the Ojipwa. Super Bunyan's knowledge of the indigenous people and her special appearance are derived from this heroic spirit. In order to fulfill his own wish he snuck into Bunyan's Spirit Origin and uses it to manifest. ■■■■ eroded and completely devoured Bunyan's soul faster than they could be incorporated as part of Bunyan. A shape shifter ■■■■ mimicked Super Bunyan's soul in order to keep his existence a secret. The result is a perfect copy of Super Bunyan's personality unaware that's it's a fake and that it's real self has long since been devoured by ■■■■. They had planned to masquerade as Super Bunyan for a while and then reveal themselves when the time was right, however the personality of Super Bunyan which they had copied had a strong teenage ego and stronger self interest than expected and so their self awareness was sealed deep inside her psyche. ■■■■'s self awareness has been completed sealed and the only knowledge of their existence is in a disoriented state within Super Bunyan. When Super Bunyan who is still soul searching one day comes to terms with herself, the world and finally finds peace of mind the sealed personality of ■■■■ will resurface, break the mimicry and take over the Spirit Origin. And then Super Bunyan's personality will disappear without a trace.
>>493740531>>493745061Dont give up on the cunny. I will keep believing on your return.
>>493745271That's the futa game, bro.
Who is the Mari of FGO?
>>493744113she's killed trillions of my unborn children
Can someone tell me who I should use my grails on?
Looks like a rat invasion is ongoing. Time to call it for the night.
>>493745168Nah, cockroaches are helluva fast bastards, I bet he can't walk 10 meters without sweating buckets
I'm going to kiss Alice during mana transfer!!!
>>493745059>just be a 7 foot tall gigachad president of a fortune 500 company who moonlights as a male model BRO
I wish there was something worth replying to
>>493745061I'm sad that it's already dead, I was enjoying all of the futa art of Kaoru. I hope we keep getting more
>>493745269Why did they turn Bunyan into a schizo?
>>493745393where
>>493745026legislators need to agree to that then
*high fives you*
This thread is depressing, fuck you assholes for making me think about the real world during my weekend. All women are trash.
>>493745269Surely this is not allowed? Imagine rolling for a Servant only to find out its someone completely different.
Fgo will end like this.
>>493745393I want to inhuffulate her footsmell during mana transfer
>>493745257>Tells you straight up what the problem is instead of gossiping behind your back and calling you a creep etc. like >>493743807Skadi is based lardy
>>493745545They didn't, that's not what schizo meansBunyan was eaten alive and taken over by a native american trickster spirit that is now posing as her. She doesn't even realize that she's no longer Bunyan, but one day it'll entirely leave behind the Bunyan personality leaving no trace, no longer needing to pretend.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nanabozho
>>493745570On the lips.The ones on her face.
>>493745686>Imagine rolling for a Servant only to find out its someone completely differentRight right, imagine the dozens of times that's happened already. Couldn't be me
>>493745785As if Super Bunyan wasn't unpopular enough
>>493745507
>>493731315Archer/Redman/Nameless, Saber (Artoria), and Cu (Lancer mostly but Cuzilla would be overkill) could unironically 1v1 Sukuna and win
>>493745813Cringe
>>493744043
>>493745902In fact its hard to mention all the servants who aren't who they claim they are
>>493745710ftfy
>>493745507bro i'd delete that i can definitely see some shaft and scrotum...
This is how fgo will end
>>493740821Best SEX choices>Abi>Chloe>BB>Kiara>Gorgon>Tlaloc
>>493746165But Morgan was never Castoria
Did you know that in the Nasuverse reading Black Jack will let you act as a doctor?
>>493746416HOLY
>>493746416Going to a gazebo?
FGO will never end.
Random thought. If Ritsuka had the power to understand + speak with animals, what type of color commentary would they hear Fou give every singularity, lostbelt ,etc?
>>493746548>black jackIsn't he that Minecraft guy?
>>493744354bravo nasu
>>493746197no one ever wants to sit next to me when i use the public transporti'm not fat, i shower every morning and I use deodorant too so i don't know
honestly the choco dounjishi was pretty sadseeing the IF melu about to die fighting abyssal wyrm and chaldea melu just being sad for her made sad
This is how FGO will continue
>>493746747OF WHAT BASED RECIPES?!
Nobu and Nobbu
>>493745059>Modern society completely beat down male values and punished masculine behavior while women are lifted up and encouraged at every turnGee I wonder what happened
>>493746740Its an ancient manga by Tezuka, the guy who creaed astroboy
>>493746725horny colour commentary
chewing nicotine and posting with my bros rn fr
>>493746973You are replying to a shitpost
>>493746197I mean if you are black that's fine, I'm sure your favorite servant will love you all the same.
what is his thought process
>>493747073No one there can provide the dick,
>>493747264>aw fuck it
>>493730951I like to think that I've improved since May
>>493747264You are less likely to be killed if you kill first
>>493747310I'm sure morgan can
>>493746071>T. Aoko
>>493747264the nonexistent kinda one
>>493747441but he said he thought about it...
>>493747264Monkey brain
Aoko would never approve of Alice having sexual life
>>493747340Did you draw this?
>>493747428>>493726091
>>493747559Who asked her?
Enjoying a big meal of chicken with a side of tea with our Maou Nobu!Good thing, I don't have Beni, otherwise she would've freaked out
>>493747310Dick Wizard Apprehended
>>493745269>>493745785dos this mean super bunyan's technically a pretender servant instead?
>>493747560I used my magical words and Nai's innate ability to steal the internet to make it and the original
>>493747559Maybe a few weeks in chastity will help her reflect then
>>493746725You do hear fou's thoughts on shit at least half the time
>>493747639>t. Alice
>>493747717Reminder that Morgan preferred to be the one getting fucked
>>493746465That's Tonelico.
>>493747717Please unhand Merlin, he is my greatest ally.
It's Sunday... I don't wanna work....
>>493748058Sunday...
>>493733663>https://litter.catbox.moe/df3dfr.png>hip to the side>mask>Ushi Gozen peace signAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHhttps://youtu.be/liPyrdS3C3Ispeaking of, does anyone have that one Mily fanart that was in a similar style to pic related? with the dripping on the background and all
>>493746465bro you demon boar clan faeries guide
>>493747770> On the other hand unlike the original Bunyan she isn't solely focused on pioneering but believes that harmony with nature is necessary for the happiness of all humanity (this is thought to be due to syncretism and the influence of the Native American Heroic Spirits assimilated into her Spirit Origin as her words contains knowledge derived from the Native Americans that Bunyan would not have known about). She doesn't want to think about the contraction in her pioneer nature.>Underneath the hat she always wears are rabbit-like ears. If she goes a while without wearing her hat, antlers like that of a deer will start to grow on both sides of her temples. She doesn't know why this happens, and she doesn't want people to talk about it so she rarely takes of her hat. For some reason she doesn't like to expose her hands and feet so she's always wearing gloves.
What would it be like having castoria as a servant
>>493748164Sorry I have terrible eyesight
>>493747340Your slop still looks bad compared to 75% of the content in the other AI generals across the site, but yeah I guess her head doesn't look elongated, her mouth doesn't look pasted on, and her eyes aren't an oil spill anymore.
>>493748101Honestly i am amazed that they still don't do anything with the viviane part
>>493748341Kadoc lost to this.
>>493736224understandable
>>493748058Should I tell you about the charmony dove?
People think Riyo just randomly lore dumpedIf anything I think they had plans for more events, and them having to reveal loose plot points in mats like this means the next event is cancelled.
>>493748326She would hate you for being a sorry liar
>>493748434but she is only canon in events and gag/parody stuff
>>493746941>>Modern society completely beat down male values and punished masculine behavior>he listenedhttps://youtu.be/pa5xLGnOAzk?t=103
>>493748326Nymphomaniac Alcoholic Pipebomb making gf = Bad Times for YOU anon
>>493748153Dripping?
>>493747559Touko would
>>493746042The real question is "What Servant couldn't 1v1 Sukuna and win?"Hans. probably
213 total rolls of nothing for Scheherazade on the third to fifth to last ticket. Spent down to nothing as F2P. I think I'm done with this game. It was a decent six years I guess.
>>493748493What the fuck are you looking even talking about
>>493748153This one?
>>493748493>riyo just randomly lore dumpedQRD? the last comic was about Ophelia missenterpreting Surtr creep stalk tactics.
>>493748706The one who wields the bloody axe
I'm gonna rape gudako players
...
>>493748720Sorry anon, the world can be cruel sometimes
>>493748785>>493745269
>>493748856gilgamesh?
>>493748856Bloodaxebros, our response?
>>493748493Last thing we need is another Riyo event.
>>493749024https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeRpJ-aXLLY
>>493740531Why is half the KV fanart futa
>>493748958No, Gilgamesh, the strongest servant, would stomp Suckuna into the ground with no effort unlike Eric Bloodfraud
>>493748756>>493748657i think she was laying down or reclining backwards
>>493748528what makes you think I lie
The Amazons discovered how to do the World Slash simply using a horse, without needing to copy it from Daddy Mahoraga
>Gilgamesh, the stronge-ACK
>>493749213>>493748958>>493749313wait, what?
>>493747264Mitsunari: Well, Imperial Lord, I killed Rikyu, despite your misgivings.Skinner: Ah, Jibu-no-shou Mitsunari, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable adopted heir.Mitsunari: Eh...[Hideyoshi goes to his wife Chacha and finds out he has a second son, a true heir]Skinner: Oh, egads! My succession is endangered! But what if... I were to kill my adoptive kid and disguise it as treason? Ohoho, Delightfully devilish, Hideyoshi.[Hideoshi orders Mitsunari to kill his adopted kid and everyone related to him to make sure no one complains.]Mitsunari: Uh--HIDEYOSHIIIIIIIIIHideyoshi: Jibo no Shou! I was just...uh...just thinking about the future of the Hideyoshi clan! Planned Parenthood. Care to join me?Mitsunri: Why are you sending me to kill your son and hundreds of innocent people, Imperial Lord? [points to the oven]Hideyoshi: Uh... ooh! Those aren't people, they're animals! Traitors that only understand violence. [Massages his belly] Mmmm, men are beasts!Do you understand now or do I have to finish the skit? What he did makes sense in both a cultural and a political context. Stop calling him a psychopath.
>>493749313
>>493749528Now draw Sukuna annihillating Bloodaxe
>>493749528Yeah, it's Hippo's hidden NPIt still didn't kill Alcides
>>493749171Because the game KV spun off from didn't pander enough to them so the cancerous part of that fanbase moved right the fuck in soon as it was announced and they became so obnoxious it caught the attention of Nexon's brand protection team and they shot Dynamis1 with both barrels of a C&D. Naturally they capitulated.
>>493749701#1 Daughter-Wife
grand carnival stacy slut okkie was kino
>>493749804I don't know what any of this means. Can you explain it better?
>>493749546Would you kindly finish the skit I think it wasn't clear enough His Imperial Highness.
>>493749701now I have to do girls in bandaids only
Reminder that the Rats betrayed Hoover and Melies
Aozaki
>>493750159o look
>Kriem (Big hat and umbrella)>Pollux (Boxer with Castor as Coach)>NR (Little Mermaid)>Jack (School Swimsuit)My most wanted Summer alts
>>493749983Doo Doo shitskins move from game they didn't like to new game made by same people, make lotta degenerate cave drawing. Old game find out, come with fire and steel, demand new game firstborn, cut baby out of belly.
>>493750290Who asked????
>>493750304Are you trying to tell me that futa artists somehow killed that game? That legitimately makes no sense.
Hey bro post your most wanted summer alts>>493750356I did
Drink Red Bull.
>>493750159big sis...
Something smells fishy in this thread...There's THAT servant who likes to fart a lot, who was it?
>>493750414The statement they released on Twitter basically said they cancelled due to inexperience of the team working behind the game.
>>493749528>>493749552>>493749657>Same as Heracles's Nine Lives, the most advanced technique that her vast experience produced gets elevated into a Noble Phantasm.>Hippolyte does a horseback battleaxe slash that cuts the world around her opponent, bisecting Alcides through his Nemean Lion pelt.
>>493750468I want my submersible rats
>>493750208useless mounds of Fat
>>493750541So it had nothing to do with futa, then.
>>493750414That's the narrative I'm working with because futafags ruin everything and deserve the rope. There's some Dark and Darker ish fuckery between the two companies apparently but I like my narrative better because the ratio of good art that I liked to shit futa art that I hate was too low.
>>493750121They weren't tricked, if you actually read the manga, the udon servants all have multiple schemes to get implemented. The pocket one was Caster's idea.The rats were favored over Hoover & Melies because they are related to nipwank and because of the general anti-American sentiment amongst TM decision makers.Especially now with Skinwalker-chan calling the shots, Hoover & Melies have 0(zero) reasons to actually skip into Bunyan's pocket.Hoover especially because her skills and NP are designed to expose secrets like Skinwalkers.
>>493750159wtf i'm christian now?
>>493750607This is their machine translated response.
>>493750665I see...So Hoover and Melies are actually Skinwalkers too...
>>493750541>>493750607it seems that they worked on and announced this, WHILE STILL EMPLOYED by other company, creating conflict of interests
>>493750546>>493749657huh, thats actually pretty crazy. How much damage did he take from that? or did he have to use his one 1up to resurrect?
>>493750751Is it true if you convert she'll let you fuck her big fat tits
>>493750648>because futafags ruin everythingNah they make everything better.
>>493750606my wife
>>493750540
>>493749239
>>493749546
>>493750815This is just PR babble that means nothing. The people behind KV were ex blue archive, and the talent they poached were actively sabotaging art and writing on the live game while working on KV in secret. The straw that eventually broke the camel's back was the doujin circle name they used for the booth they registered at the next comiket which directly and rather proudly refers to themselves as "black rats." If you know your nip idioms this is basically admitting they're rotten employees who sabotage their own work and the JP fanbase who were initially interested in KV threw a giant tantrum.
>>493750836At this point who knows, and frankly who cares? They're just gonna make something else up 3 years from now and all the time spent theorycrafting and solidifying evidence will be thrown out due to some obscure comment someone recorded Riyo saying while they were delivering his pizza.
>>493745168Yeah lesson learned. i have always had a frame that leans towards strongfat but covid + a bad breakup let to me bloating out of control and now that I'm in upper division classes my old tricks of fasting and keto are off the table. Going to try more coffee as an appetize suppressant>>493745378i feel like I breathe heavy and I know I sweat like a motherfucker and all I can do is reapply deodorant after every class. But I have a surprising amount of stamina because I commute to class via biking for an hour to campus and back every schoolday but I hit the diminishing returns for gains on my route.
>>493750540>>493751236
>>493751024Your presence in this thread is actively making it worse, sasuga futafag.
>>493750159>that fucking smile that she knows exactly what shes doingthat french teen needs correction
>>493751239
>>493751007That part hasn't been translated yet, I only know from spoilers so I don't know how much damage it didHe had already used his 1-up with the Hydra Venom
>>493751271Holy shit, you are scary, anon, I would not like to happen to be in your way
>>493749546Hideyoshi: Well, Jibo no Shou! I hope you're ready to serve a proper dynasty!Mitsunari: I thought all men were beastsHideyoshi: No, no, no, I said any man can be an heirMitsunari: Really? From what region?Hideyoshi: SouthMitsunari: Really? Because I'm from Omi and I've never heard the expression "any man can be an heir"Hideyoshi: It's an Owari expressionMitsunari: I see, and it's any man despite the fact that he's obviously your sonHideyoshi: Uh, well, you see, it's all about how we lookHideyoshi: Well, I think that was great, take care of my heirMitsunari: Yeah, I guess. GOD LORD, WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THERE!Hideyoshi: HOUNJIMitsunari: HOUNJI?! IN THIS REGION? AT THIS TIME OF YEAR?! LOCATED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR CAMBERS?!Hideyoshi:Yes
I'm starting to suspect /alter/ isn't mentally stable
I generated a handful of AI images of Jannu for an RPG and I thought they turned out pretty neat so I thought I'd share.https://litter.catbox.moe/5mnjy9.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/6gjtfa.png
>>493750208Would be a good gf...after a decade or so
>>493751526Damn I can totally imagine Mitsunari as Shirou saying >explain further at every turn lmao
>>493751676
>>493751676I would cum in your ears when you will be sleeping
>>493751774neato
>>493751129thats the one- you're my hero, anon. Was that the only version of it?>>493751239if it never happens due to the event being disliked i can just imagined we chimped out, killed S. Bunyan during the event and the one we summon later is a fresh one that hasnt gotter The Thing'd yet
I've listened to ORT theme 2 on loop for the past 6 hours and it still hasnt gotten old
>>493751502I know and that why these days I just try and keep my distance from others and stick to my hobbies for friends.And again I'm working on it its just going to take a while while still having the time and energy for Upper Division classes.
>>493751774Pretty cool, bro
I miss him
>>493751870Yeah thats the only version.
Confess
Was she right?
>>493751798classic Shirou
>/soc/alter thread dyingBros...
>>493752158Steggy...
>>493752158>>493752292Steggy...
>>493751829This is only adding credibility to my theoryYou are all unwell
>>493751676I'm not crazy, you're crazy
According to Jester, DAA scale to Divine Spirits.Vlov vs Romulus when
>>493751676What gave it away?
>>493752598>According to JesterWhy should I listen to a CLOWN?
>>493752576THE GOGHLE WORLDS GONE INSANE!
>>493752712Sometimes the court jester is the only one who can tell the truth
>>493752752Reddit
>>493752793This isn't the time.
trannyma failing to beat the rape allegations from back in india
>>493752158Stegmeister...
>>493752712He really wants to fuck a Muslim girl
>>493752307I like nerdy servants with zero sex appeal
>>493753167post your 2nd ascension summer murasaki
>>4937528324chan
>>493753167This doesn't look like FATE/Grand Order North America servant.
Nerd.
>>493753480whats on her head
>>493751271>i have always had a frame that leans towards strongfat but covid + blah blah blahDon't do this. You're fat. Nobody cares about how you're "big-boned" and in "muh upper divs" and whatever other BS canned excuses you have for being 350 pounds. Trying to explain it just makes you sound more pathetic and difficult to be around. Take responsibility for your failures and own it if you want to salvage what respect you can.
>>493753375Murasaki has sex appeal
>>493751271>covidMate it's almost 2025 i'm pretty sure that excuse has ran its course
>>493753917You’re into crippled girls?
Just learned what happened to Komahime was real and that she was only 15. She wasn't even supposed to die she got pardoned but the messenger didn't arrive in time. That's fucked up
The mandate of Heaven is about murdering chimps by the way
I wanna C U P!
>>493749171Good question
>>493754114Yes
>>493754175Now it’s up to you to protect her smile
>>493754268I know for a FACT that I saw this girl in an anime already.
>>493749804>they became so obnoxious it caught the attention of Nexon's brand protection team and they shot Dynamis1 with both barrels of a C&D. Naturally they capitulated.I've heard about the C&D, but was it really caused by all the futa art of KV characters?
>>493754220It’s pretty uneventful, there’s a reason you never see chicks setting up urinal cams.
>>493754220
>>493754540What
>>493752712The Jester is a common theme in fiction as one who cuts through to the truth of a matter jovially.
I've changed my mind. Wipe out /alter/ and their next generation. Wait, nevermind about the next generation as they won't have kids.
>>493754619Why is it so big?
>>493754670Okay, but why should I listen to a tranny?
>>493754175You cry for Komahime, but not for Anastasia?
>>493754268please post more
>>493751676oh yeah?
>>493754821
>>493754848>crying for r*ssian dogslollmao even
Wipe out Anytime posters and delete all their funny jokes from the archives. Wait, nevermind about the funny jokes they dont have any.
>>493754530The staff were aware and it certainly didn't help things. No official statements on that specifically though.
>>493754812That's a much better question.I was especially annoyed that Dorothea in Samurai Remnant wasn't Jester
>>493754878hmmmmm nyo
I heard someone call my name
>>493753694Nah you chose to engage with me so I'm going to say my piece god knows I have kept my mouth shut in public.When i say stroingfat I mean I have wide shoulders and even when I would Bike for 5 miles every day and eat home cooked meals I always had a gut and will continue to have a gut unless I go full weightlifting cut. And I am working on it like I said I ride my bike for two hours each school day and the next time I'm over at my parents I'm going to unpack my weights.>>493754002I was working on getting the weight down after covid them my long term since higschool GF broke up with me because she was paranoid about covid even after lockdowns and got mad at me about it. And it sent me into a months long slump where I ate my feelings. Still step by step I'm working on getting it down and fuck me, I'm proud of myself for not taking the Ozempic way out like my doctor suggested.
>>493754268>>493755102she can ruin me
>>493754989Yeah, I thought so. Maybe Komahime should stop bitching considering she wasn't even raped before being slaughtered like nippon piggy she was.
>>493755195Don’t worry about it, it was just some chatter from a failure of a king and father
What will you listen to while you farm tea?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ft1D1coUmOM&pp=ygURaGVsbCBnaXJsIG9wZW5pbmc%3D
>>493755353Nut you will suffer the rape and torture you deserve subhuman chimpYou fucking monkeyYou are too low even for dog piss to drink
Kama Kama Kama Kama Kama Kameleon!
>>493754268>>493755102>>493745507
>>493740531
>>493754848I feel bad for Anastasia to, but she was 17. She probably knew to an extent that her family was responsible for hundreds of thousands of deaths. Though she definitely did not deserve to die how she did. Komahime hadn't even met to be husband yet. She showed up then got put to death. It's really fucked that is only happened because she was apparently really beautiful and basically was sent as a gift.
>>493755409https://youtu.be/Xp-6bj8RiNg?si=65luOYMf3qowm_Og
>>493755353Seething soviet cuck
>>493755594noperss
>>493755015KEK>>493755409What do you mean, i ain't kind? just not YOUR kindhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVhJy-CR64Q
mom
I see the monkey schizophrenic actions are being used as a way to mock him.
>>493756009
I've changed my mind, kill /alter/.
Changed my mind, keep it alive
I've changed my mind. They aren't being used as a way to mock him.
>>493755757sex
I can't make up my mind, time to think.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Changed my mind again, rape /alter/ and make /fgog/ watch
Just a hint of how bad Olympus' writing is:We have this out of nowhere scene where Koyanskaya shows up for no reason whatsoever and Holmes exposes her as a Beast and have you fight her, which is just padding just so we can one more in the pile of very powerful things to fight. As if fighting the Olympian Gods isn't already high stakes enough. And since a Grand Servant was gonna appear later, why didn't he show up when that Beast appeared? Is it because said Beast hasn't fully manifested yet? You could take this whole thing out of Olympus and nothing would change in the story because this is just derailing the situation where it didn't need to be. Romulus' appearance later would've still made sense, since the part of the Apostles' plan was to have the Foreign God descend through Wodime's Tree of Emptiness and have it manifest as a Beast, thus qualifying the criteria for the Counter-Force to send in one more Grand Servant.
I'm agonizing over this decision, but I think we need to kill /alter/.
>>493755275You can say whatever you want, my intent was to help. If you had any social sense you would notice that people's eyes glaze over when you try to shirk responsibilty and start talking about your "stressful life" and "big bones" and about how much you "exercise but remain fat.">Bike for 5 milesYour problem is food, exercise is good but exercise isn't going to fix a 350lb relationship with food. Also biking 5 miles is like <20 minutes of zone 2 cardio so it's not nearly as intense as you are making it sound. Keep it up though it's still great for health.>OzempicSwallow your pride and take it if you can afford it. You already have a relationship with weights so that will offset the bone and lean mass loss. Long-term effects are not known but the long-term effects of being 350lbs are death and a life not worth living as you're keenly aware of by this point.
>>493755409https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTbCHkx5J0A
>>493755801Friends with benefitshttps://exhentai.org/g/3045187/a9acd9c1d8/
>>493756346I guess your right, now I just got to schedule my next appointment with the cool doctor who just signs off on various prescriptions and treatments instead of the Lady Doctor who wants me to get a full panel blood screening before signing off on anything.Sorry for lashing out, I have kept this all bottled up for a few weeks now and its been getting to me.
Okay, but how do I gain weight?
>>493756857You find food and you eat it
>>493756857You stop the "Semen only diet"
>>493756857This >>493756924 get on the see-food diet.
>>493756857Protein Dinks and whole Chicken Breasts for each meal
>>493756569>Iyo is flashing me like this every battle
>>493756857You need alot of protein rich liquids. Luckily I have some. Now close your eyes and open your mouth bro.
Enjoying THE Great Tea Ceremony Battle: GUDAGUDA New Yamataikoku, The Man Who Returned from Hell
This Guda Guda tea beast Beast looked like the Virus Beast from megaman.exe
>>493756837It's whatever man just drop the perpetual victimhood and handle your shit, period. It's not serving you.
>>493755409BROTHERS EVERYWHERERAISE YOUR HANDS INTO THE AIRWE'RE WARRIORSWARRIORS OF THE (/vg/) BOARDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhHcNGZ5OBI
>nicocado pre-recorded months of videos to hide his massive weight lossWhat the fuck
>>493757947>crazy guy does crazy shit to call everyone else crazyCool post anon.
>>493757421cute smilewould take out to dinner
>find a transfer code>have no clue if it's the most current for my old account or notI'm kinda curious now.
>begs you for mana>when Himiko doesn’t double down on wanting to date you, she says she won’t hold back then disregarding all that seniority and respect she previously hadI’m not sure if she developed her character or if she was thinking 5D chess
>>493758337Reminder that her alignment is lawful evil
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>>493741525It's mostly the whole #metoo thing and how almost anything can be misconstrued as sexual harassment so its better for men to not interact with girls, even if you're fit.
Morganbros we are so ready for comfy 90++
>>493758331
>>493757014https://litter.catbox.moe/nrus3a.png
Lmao
>>493758902
>>493758876Personally I want to give the rest of GudaGuda servants a chance, but I may bring her too cause you know, the best.
>>493759074She is very cute!
>>493758917TriBean
>>493756260Mama...
