Male midlanders etc etc>Letter from the Producer LIVE Part LXXXIIIhttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/a4686d9d1e619de231be3bc0701b0f79b35bc15b>Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshellshttps://rentry.org/xivgresources8>The Rising (August 27th to September 11th)https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2024/The_Rising/kx9ry8yeix>Upcoming Meetups• September 11, 9:00 PM EDT | Famfrit Lavender Beds W15 P20 | Spooky Club: Haruhi >>493747696 Previous: >>493839603
what is it about mooncats
my moonie
I queued late...
>>493851393Horny and in heat, they cannot say no when they're ovulating
Send moonies directly to my house
Which race is the most supportive of their fellow racial members?https://poal.me/qd7o33Which race is the most traitorous and back-biting of their fellow racial members?https://poal.me/moyztn
>>493851393Wouldn't you like to know?
My fiddie is clocking out and logging in to uhh... afk? What's everybody doing nowadays
>Had the perfect opportunity to play hijacking movies on 9/11 movie meet.
Its okay, I will still pet you, even though you lied to me about not being lewd.
>>493851440gets busy, sometimesmy moonie's got a lot of stuff she's gotta think about
>>493851393You called them by the wrong name, they're called mooncoons for how much they lie, cheat, and steal.
>>493851569mr. president! they just hare hare'd the second yukai!
>ignore retards saying to remove dps/tank mitigation and personal defensives>make healers do much less damage>make way more outgoing damage that forces healers to heal>make more unique healing spells and lower manacost of gcd healswould it save the game? would it make xiv healing as fun as wow healing?
Why are moids like this?Fucking bunch of degenerate weirdos, if you play a male character, ESPECIALLY a midlander, please consider killing yourself ASAP
lol, lmao even
my male middie just meal prepped a delicious pork roast for this work week
my moonie looks and acts like this
>>493851482Get those spectrals, bwo
>>493851524Malera really should've been their own category
I ama femra
Fave fiddies?
>>493851569Nah, team america
>>493850732SGE/WHM pairing does nyot help me much, but they spam way more heals than I am planning on doing.>>493850795Give me the mitigation as SCH to handle these solo and nyot have to teach 6 unhealers every PF party how to use their skills and sure. >>493850924>heal checkit's nyot a heal check.
>>493851746My condolences.
My catboi’s woober+ is pulsating, any fat fuck femlala’s want to try and tame it?
>>493851716did you make mac and cheese with it? if so i know who you are.
>>493851656>go from spamming dps 111111111111 to heal 11111111111111congratulations you should kill yourself.
>>493851645>eddie guerrero would have been a mooniehttps://youtu.be/kUHIm-besFw
>>493851524I could've guessed it was going to be Lalafell > Au Ra > Everyone else, but I didn't expect it to be so unanimous.
Middie Monday?
>>493851875What makes his woober a woober+? Where does the + come from?
>>493851716Male middie? You mean maliddie?
I am A meena Who gives people compliments if they get shitposted a lot in the thread because I feel bad for them
>>493851835>it's nyot a heal check.It quite literally is, you can mit and heal it properly
>>493851835>it's nyot a heal check.>but they spam way more heals than I am planning on doing
EVERY FIDDIE IS MY WIFE
*uses Riddle of Earth + Feint*Heh. Thank me later, healers...
>>493851781meguca ganbatte mateus? mateus sex cum sex matthew 3:16 pupu platter
>>493851803snakes on a plane.>>493851958His woober has a woober.
What's easier to play, scholar or sage?
>>493852074Sage.
Femezen looking down on (You)
>>493850924He wants to kill the boss faster.Your 4 glares isnt more important than DPS LB3>>493851069Tanks arnt the ones making a strike and telling people to not play the role.Nice try, tranny.
>>493851656they should add more enemies you need to heal in order to kill like the dragon heads from shinryu and the phantoms in drs
>>493852074Sage by far
>>493852074sage by miles
>>493851524the most treasonous would definitely be meena Uchiki and Simmy and Jass would betray me in an instant
>>493852109my femra is looking up at you for friendly uppies. may i see the top of the fridge please?
>>493851716slow cooker pork roast?
>>493851958>>493852067I saw art somewhere of a futa-woober that had another woober coming out of it, like in Aliens with the double mouth. It was very weird but also kind of hot.
>>493852056Someone post the vocaroo
>/lolg/ tells me /xivg/ is worse>open thread>can't see nigger dicks and blacked edits every 2 posts>????
>>493851880spamming 1111 heals IS unironically more healercoded than spamming glare 11111
>Uses Feint five seconds after boss uses raid wide.You're welcome, healers.
>>493852074sage obviously
>>493851958>>493852067It’s big and virile enough to be able to womb punch femlala oinkholes and put them in their place.
>>493851879no, corn, brocolli, and rice
My catboy ate empanadas on his lunch break
>>493851393there is a full moon coming
>>493851941Yes!>>493852023Only if your a catboy
>>493852237Give it time, this threads a shithole too
>>493852237You get to see a lot of fag and tranny cocks here though.
>>493852251>Uses Feintcr*nge
>>493852237call judas a faggot for us
>>493852237League is mostly played by asian bugmen so of course that general will have more blacked posts
>>493851338Why are lalas so high on the backstabber poal? I thought lalas were all one big happy cult?
>>493852249and it is unironically not funcoded
My primal maliddie just made some pozole for dinner ¡Órale!
It is indeed, once again, melezen Monday
>>493852036my hero...
>>493852285perhaps i don't know who you are then the male midlander i was thinking of is mac and cheese coded
>>493852184yes!
>>493852206>this post*wheezes**laughs chorously*
My fiddie wishes someone would tie her up and kidnap her as a sex slave
>>493852286And you didn't share? I sentence you to death
my moonie now has both EX trial mounts
>>493851554Mostly just ERPing and chatting lately.>>493851789Not doing this again.>>493852074Sage is the only remotely difficult healer.>>493852369The more fakenice people are, the more they backstab.
>>493852123Oh yea i guess you could get two DPS LB3s if you don't use the tank LB>>493852237Give it a few hours unironically.
>>493851524>miqote >supportiveMoonies and sunnies have to support each other and they do not.
>>493852074Sage doesn't have a bunch of self-conflicting skills
>>493852293rape
I'm feral for face 3 Femhroth.
>>493852237>>493852345Did Judas They/Themaio run away to /lolg/? That's fucking sad from one shit game to another lol
>>493852237I actually stopped going to /lolg/ because of the blacked shit and moved here. Switched games too, I only play league 4 times a month so I don't decay from diamond
>>493852413>but also kind of hot.I fear for you
>>493852431So lalas are fake nice then?
why are people cunts to healers again?
>>493852295catboys we finally won
>>493852431How is sage harder than scholar?
>>493852343As a tank I am contractually obligated to use it once.
>>493852373best day of the week! thank you for this gift, keep it up, midshift melf>>493852397yippee!! please don't be like the last elezen who said yes and just leave me to sit up there and walk away....
>>493851967we don't say that anymore...>>493852194I prefer a crispy roast so I seared it and then air fried it >>493852387everyone likes mac n cheese but I think you're thinking of someone else
>>493852237The worst you'll see here is people sexting each other and RL pictures of their twink cocks
>>493852373That's an ugly fucking sword, bro.
AIEEEEEE PICTOS KEEP STEALING AGGRO AND I DON'T WANT TO USE MY AOE SKILLS TO GET IT BACK SAVE ME YOSHIP-SAMA
>>493851393y-yeah..Mooncats..
>>493852414And yet you won't post her, when you know I'll do that to her if you do.
>>493852474>league in the big 2024
>>493852525I think you responded to the wrong anon. I was laughing at the post. It’s ridiculous man
>>493851716giwtwmine im gonna go feral....... PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>>493852464>>493852345i don't remember seeing anybody with that namenamechanges are also free now(every 90 days) so it's possible they don't use that name anymore>>493852474>just checked archive>95 deleted nigger posts
>>493851730I failed....
>>493852414Hey babe, names Gabe. Lucky you, I have the best slamrape game in town. My MIERDA BVLL is going to make you a retarded jizzmop and you’re going to love every second of it.
>>493852534Cause we like itIm sorry im bad at the game masterIm sorry I messed up the healcheckPlease please please forgive me Ill do anything you want im sorry…
>>493852534>shitty dps players that can’t hit their one (1) party mit>shitty tanks that just don’t press mitigation at all and get mad when they die 100-0
>>493852534low end of healers deserve it but you're going to have retards not understanding what healers do for them up until the top level or player so it's mostly a dog whistle
>>493852237/lolg/ is ironic blackedfags/xivg/ is unironic gooning and erp
>>493852534Because casual players who suck have a tendency to gravitate towards them and hinder parties, as well as parsemonkeys (in particular WHM and sometimes SCH players) who'd rather get a 99 than use a GCD to heal to prog or reclear.
>>493852608Slutty doggy go do your msq
My femlala is fake mean
>>493852668he's so dreamy
>>493852607remember when tanks actually had to manage aggro by forcing nin sissys to smokescreen them
>>493852564It's hard to sexually gratify yourself on long, slightly blunted cones.The nerds get a flying loli!
>>493851890Chyna would have been a Sunnie.IYKYK
>>493851338So if I want to make friends and not get backstabbed, roll Miqo'te or Hyur, and absolutely not Lalafell. Got it.
>>493852534Quite a variety of reasons, but especially Warrior mains often have the mindset that having a powerful class makes them better people. Healers are pretty much worst at everything (worst damage, worst movement, worst defense, worst hp, and tanks and dps can heal even ultimates withour healers).
>>493852442Moonies and sunnies practice race wars on each other all the time so that when judgement day comes, we both unite to purge the lesser races. Moonie btw :3
>>493852534they are cunts to healers when they don't get to put their woober in a healslut's cunt, that's really all there is to it.
>>493852431>>493852564I'm retarded and meant that only Scholar is that.>>493852534Because PF healers are almost always the worst players and messing up, would be my guess. >>493852693>/xivg/ is unironic gooning and erpBased
>>493852754i get it
>>493852464Are we supposed to know who Judas is?
This shit is so ass.
>>493852608Seconding this >>493852712
>>493852232https://vocaroo.com/13FQiq80ibir
>>493852607this was very annoying with SMN being able to shit out 1800 potency in the first two seconds of combat and tank having to spend like 10 seconds aggroing everything backit's for the best
>>493852607I just want to know why they thought removing that much damage to AoE's was smart. I honestly don't see tanks being farming gods, most normal people would die from boredom.
Can you buy my malera the fuga hakama
>>493852818expected since there’s no reasons good healer wouldn’t be in a static. also i think expecting anyone in pf to not be a knuckle dragger is silly
>>493852237>can't see nigger dicks and blacked edits every 2 postsHere you go. Now you can be offended!https://files.catbox.moe/nf0w4b.jpg
>>493852916i love the jingle in the background
>>493852568You're welcome! I guess my work schedule is common knowledge somehow lmao.>>493852606It's a gorgeous sword and I love it. If other people don't like it, that makes it more unique.
>>493851524We need to stop grouping malera and femra together
>>493852572>air fried pork roastmust have been a small pork roast or you have a big ass air fryer
>>493851781ew the groomer is back
>>493852712>>493852905I am engaged in conversation! Soon, I promise..Maybe another nap first.
>>493853005Not offended, just disappointed with your father
>>493852237We only have TFT chads here
>>493852952hmmmm nyo, i'm going to make your malera be and stay naked
>>493853050But which brings the other down...?
>>493852647oh yeah I did
>>493851728May I plap?
>Good match!>Thank youWhy the fuck are you complaining with stats like this ffs...Salty fuck.
>>493852754i dont get it
>>493852921>Play WAR>Press Nascent Flash on pullIt's that easy.>uh but I play a different tank in dungeonsWell when you gimp yourself for zero reason you don't get to complain.
>>493853053I go the ninja one and it wasn't that big no
>>493853047By 'midshift,' I mean your regular time in the thread tends to be like afternoon to evening hours lol! Different melfs take up the mantle at different times of day, I think.I'm still too newfag to know how to spoiler but no it's not common knowledge lol.
>>493852237Asian men love blacked, they see it as the highest quality of posts
>>493852758its more like roll a male character and absolutely not lalafell
>>493851716That's not halal, brother
>>493853235He's complaining?
>>493852701this is a larper you dont play the role. no one who players healer would ever complain that whm are chadding anyone when it's always the scholar pedos not using soil
>>493852449did you earn it? show me your tomestones.
>>493853101You're never gonna finish it at this rate
>>493853392>scholar pedoswhat.
>>493852754wait i think i get it
>>493852534they should let you say anything you want without threat of banning to healers so you can sexually harass them during gameplay
very tragedyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYwWKEc8c88
>>493853441I will, I swear..
>>493853005based blacked fiddie
>>493853372pigs shouldn't taste so good then
>>493852572Don't say what? Because we definitely still say maliddie?
>>493853335Oh, whew. I tend to post on breaks at work, then I get home and vanish from the thread because I'm hanging out with all you lovely people in-game.
>>493853492all scholar players are pedophiles we know this already
>>493853005d-do you have any more...?
Brazilians could be here.
>>493853392I play healer as well and everyone loves it when I play healer because I can actually handle things well and keep my calm when shit hits the fan while pushing a decent amount of damage.Any healer.
>>493853508Literally just friend me and bring me to content and you can do that to me
>>493853435Also rape
>>493853538how
>>493853435i hate 99% of miqo who post here but this one is actually cute
>>493853629sorry im the healer player actually
>>493853616where
>>493853720Here.
Uhhhh??? Biofems???
need a fujozen eb
>>493853616scariest post itt
dylf
>>493853508go back to your daily roulettes toots, wasn’t asking you
>>493851992>MIT and heal it properly"mit" being the keyword here. By default it is 120k hit. You cannot heal through that. SCH and AST, for example, have enough mit, that let's say, under overly generous circumstances, reduce it to 80k per hit. There are 9 hits at roughly 1 hit per second. Healer GCD is going to be from 2-3 seconds. Spamming heals + using every single OGCD heal I don't think can keep up, but may be possible with gear.It's unfair to call something a "heal" check and place blame on the "heal"ers when the mechanic is explicitly designed in a way that healers cannyot solve it on their own.>>493852018Just because you can heal doesny't mean you should heal or must needs heal.
>>493853093QRD on them?
Go ahead. Tell me something embarrassing.
>>493853626>while pushing a decent amount of damage.lol? now i know this is a 100% larp because not a single person gives a fuck about healer damage regardless of your performance
>>493853569>we
>>493853629>>493853508healers should wear lewd glams to keep their tanks happy...
>>493852952That reminds me, I need to buy it for my malera while it's on sale
>>493853547Just contain your cocklust and you can, I know that'll be tough for you though
>>493851338>Not even a single Lalafell coming in to argue against being the backstabbing race.Whew...
>>493851781I fucking love this c@!
>>493853767missing missing textures hair.
>>493853768im the best healer itt actually
>>493853435they're still capped
>>493853813I still think thelegend27 meme is funny
>>493853738I'm hiding
>>493853392>>493852701This, WHM parsetrannies literally want to use as much misery as possible so they'll heal. Meanwhile SCH parsetrannies will literally not heal to dump everything into energy drain + eat their fairy for more energy drains.
>>493853569we say midknight now bro
>>493853387It was a stomp and we lost in under 1.5-2mins and he said that before the game was over. His stats were awful compared to everyone else in the game. Maybe I misinterpreted it, but it felt like he was salty about us losing so hard.
>>493853856Gahahahah yeah man you'd be so bro-tier if you bought it for me like what else are bros for like if you bought me a fuga hakama that'd be so cool of you
Beating this two-headed skink into submission
I genuinely believe that FFXIV is doomed if Kate doesn't get any repercussions for her garbage localization.
>>493853813When I was a kid I got knocked about in the ocean waves and lost my shorts, I got extremely embarrassed as I came out of the sea nude and kept saying sharks ate my swim shorts. My parents jabbed jokes about it for years..
>>493853846I dont know how to wear lewd glams… theres like a block when I think about doing it. Most of my glams are really modest. Youd have to push me into it if you wanted me to dress like that..
>>493853616>could beI am on Preemahl. There is no doubt.
>>493853703I don't sure
>>493853828We as in the thread, idiot. I would never play maliddie, I'm not a cuckold
>>493853813Stalking my crush and cockwatching her gave me a huge NTR fetish and now when she's getting plapped I fap looking at the player search window
>>493853816Yes they do, they just don't care above a certain amount. If you're literally not bringing any damage to the table and coasting by on pure healing and barely managing the mechanics, nobody's going to want you in their prog group apart from the completely oblivious.If you're a healer in a dungeon standing off to the side spamming medica 2, cure 2 and cure 3 or being a pure healer SGE, people will look at you like you're lower than dogshit.
>>493854040qrd on thread maliddies that have been cucked?
>>493853813i am crushing on a GAM i have no chance with
>>493853943>scholar pedo eats his fairy and immediately uses all 3 charges on energy drain>we die to a heal check or mitigation check>scholar pedo immediately blames othersyeah it's a tale as old as time
I wanna go to lb14 and suck on some fat moonie milkers...
>>493854071This is one of the worst posts I've read today
>>493853980Why not swap to JP voices and text then? Oh wait you don’t actually speak or understand Japanese and think localization should be 1:1
>>493851789MS and AN
>>493853893Mhm! I'll try!
>>493852414Nobody would unironically want a sunnie to claim them as a yuri sex slave
>>493851941Middie Monday!
>>493853790>Just because you can heal doesny't mean you should heal or must needs heal.>if you heal through it with some mitigation you live>if you dont you die
>>493854123what makes you think that
>>493854040>immediately to cuckAh I see, you're mentally retarded, a pity
>>493853914Type without your cock in your hand.
>>493854071Hey...I've had people do this to me before. So I started sometimes sending them partially redacted snippets of the logs to bully them while I'm ERPing if I catch them at it or they mention doing it.
I can finally skip ms and m2s on PF bros
>>493854092oh so when you said 'decent damage' you were referring to pressing glare in dungeons, gotcha. you're so cool and good at the game!
>>493853701*rapes you first*>>493853704thank yew ser. you're one of the cutest anons that posts>>493853920you already claimed your weekly, wait until tomorrow.
>>493853813I just want to be loved and needed
>>493851986Based, I sometimes do the same
CC DOKO?!?!>CC DOKO?!?!CC DOKO?!?!>CC DOKO?!?!CC DOKO?!?!
>>493853005holy fuck your screens are so hot, my meena needs an EB like this
>>493854231i have to still do them because im trying to gear a second role
FFXIV has the worst designed healers in any MMORPG's I've played.
>>493854187they are EB'd
>>493853852Whats a mare lamentorum
>>493852758If you're serious about this, it matters more about what type of person you are and what you do than your race, though lala gets a lot of hate just for existing regardless, both here and outside. If you play male, you filter out 99% of coomers who want to e-fuck you for having an attractive character which is the biggest source of backstabbing. Only downside is that you get less attention as a male character so you don't have as much chances to make friends. Unironically, you're better off making friends outside of /xivg/ anyways.
>>493853813I think NTR is hot when it isn't involving some FUB or demeaning the other person's partner.
>>493854246*let's you rape me first then raping you back*
>>493854231giwtwm, I'm still in the m2s mines because I have two tome accessories left to augment
>>493853616we already have like 5-6 confirmed filipino posters here, korkana and magness among them
>>493854229That.. umm… do you like fiddies?
>>493854181>with some mitigation you liveshow me one instance of living through m4s transition '''''heal''''' check with no party mit
>>493854151Dilate.
>>493854318I would rather open my bags and eat fish out of it like in osrs than play healer in this game
>>493854237Well in casual content if you're vegetating and drooling off to the side as healer and pressing cure 2 every ten seconds when the tank is still full health you're probably mentally retarded because you fail to press one button over and over.
>>493854181>some mitigationit's nyot "some mitigation" it's quite literally "every single mitigation skill available to the party". Even in the clip post the only thing I saw that wasn't used was Panhaima, and the guy compensated (probably too much) by spamming GCD shield.
>finish erp with someone>they bring up that they won't be exclusive to one person Uh ok? I thought that was the case anyway? Was quite confused by that.
>>493854246>you're one of the cutest anons that postsyou don't have to lie to me but i appreciate the thought
>>493853790the video i posted was week 2 with 60 percent mit+like 4 gcd from the shield healer and 2 from the pure healer im not sure what else you are arguing with that its not a heal checkif they had less mitigation they wouldve needed an extra one from the pure healer
>>493853813im going to plap serrit with my woober in his butt
>>493854229PLEASE INITIALS
>>493854401Gottem, every single time with you weebs
My male middie rn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7J0ALFowI4
>>493854318OSRS is worse
>>493853813i gave myself a (you) for the first time and it felt dirty. it's probably better to get no replies...
>>493853813I think my threadcrush saw that abuse-craving femra post and thought it was mine.
>>493853790Sis, your Seraphism?
>>493854386Fiddies make very cute cucks.
>>493854071Certified midlander post
>>493854164Good girl, you can be rewarded when you finish it
>>493854513Annnoonnn…
>>493854318true but they're close to being good/fun. they just need some of the boring heal tools stripped and given damage buttons in return. otherwise you'd need to restructure the healing kits for the entire role and give content that requires those healing kits to be pushed to their limits. however, this would make casual content either unclearable for the average retard or just as unfun (if not more) than right now. Also, all old content (DSR/TOP included) becomes even more boring.
>>493853816>not a single person gives a fuck about healer damage>current 99th picto dps is 32k>AST+SCH can pull 35.5k>no no we don't care about about dps, who cares about that literal extra dps slot in our party that can do way more dps than the strongest dps job in the game
>>493854495>OSRS>healersHealing is one of the easiest jobs in Barb Ass what do you mean
>>493854454>the guy compensated (probably too much) by spamming GCD shieldare you saying that in order to live through the mechanic the healer needed to gcd heal and even did it overboard? meaning even with less mitigation they wouldve lived perfectly fine so long as the healers were gcd healing to the same extent through it?
>>493854229My crush does this to me...and sometimes sends me gposes of her getting plapped too
>>493854450yeah no one here is talking about roulettes retard kun. we're talking about real content like savage and ultimate
>>493853813Today I learned that twitter still puts your liked posts on your follower's timelines, it just doesn't say who liked them. I've been putting cute anime boys and yaoi on people's timelines for months now.
>>493853914wtf
>>493853914You need a new monitor if you can't see the textures.
>>493854517Of the female variety, yes..
what job should i play in FL today
>healers in FFXIV are designed that you are suppose to heal as little as possible to be a good healerI feel sorry for all the new players trying to game, picks healers and then mostly just focuses on healing while some jaded guy that has played the game for 10years keeps telling this new player that he's suppose to DPS and not just heal.
>>493854706SO ITS YOU PUTTING THE GAY PORN ON MY TIMELINE
>>493854686And nobody wants a healer who stands there doing jack shit while no damage is going out
>>493854356My favourite NTR is someone cheating on an abusive partner with someone who is actually good for them. Idk what you'd call that shit, redemptive NTR?
>>493854609>B-B-B-BUT 2 JOBS CAN DO MORE DAMAGE THAN 1 JOB IN OPTIMIZED SCENARIOS!!!!and yet you're the only one who cares faggotliterally no one will comment on the damage the healers are doing they only care about dying or living through damage
>>493854779BLM
>replies to anchorsyou're not a top ebin>gets less than 5 (you)s per postyou're not a top ebin>replies to people that reply to them rather than only replying to other high ranked friendsyou're not a top ebin>plays the game/does contentyou're not a top ebin
I'm surrounded by biggers, someone give me a cutie to draw please. I'm at my usual spot
I still haven't experienced all these crazy anecdotes you have about healers
>>493854796Gotta go!!!!
>>493854589Posts like these never lead to meeting. Neither person will want to show their character.>>493854728kek>>493854846That's a good one.
>>493854827doesnt happen in savage or ultimate. please play the game before posting next time.no one cares about your roulettes
>>493854846i like the other way
>>493854792Anon likes listening to cure I going off every 2.5s
Just made a half elezen
>it's bad to value your timeTranny moment.I know you don't care since you won't live to see 40 but those extra 10 minutes per duty add up.Press your DPS buttons, greenie.
>>493854792i do wish healing was more like tera where healers were the ones who kept the boss debuffed and the party buffed while healing. you did dmg but it wasn’t as pushed as it it here
>>493854274Hey me too!
>>493854769Who's your crush so i can plap them and tease you about it
>>493854353>>493852758Lala here, that poal is correct for the main lala group, they're a bunch of backstabbing snakes. The lalas outside of it are mostly cool.
>>493854668>>493854589>>493854482Good cucks. /pet But no initials.
>>493855008Huh, I didn’t know you are still alive King Thordan
What would it take to restore the khaganate to glory?
>>493854462They used every single party mit available except for panhaima from what I can see.It's not a heal check because you cannot simply heal through it. You need substantial requisite mitigation to even achieve the point you can heal with it to start. You even say yourself 60% mitigation. If you do not mit enough, you are not going to be strong enough to heal through it. Could they have probably made it through with 50% mitigation? Yeah, possibly. But that's still 50% mitigation. The mitigation is doing the majority of the work for this mechanic.This is not a hard concept to understand.
>Tanking vanguard for exp>Blm doing less than 30% the dmg of the other DPS>Aoe on single target>Single target on AoE>No despairs>No manafonts>2 high thunders all instance>only 8 paradoxs over 20 minutes>Scathe 4th most used ability >High blizzard /most/ used abilityWhat have I unleashed on the world?
>>493855092the khaganate is already glorious tho???
>>493853813i'm very close to just being an open gooner in thread and letting anyone who wants a turn have it
>>493855092A facefucking and creampieing album with this femra and my malera
>>493855092First let your hair grow
>>493855072How do I get this to happen to me then?
>>493855110Nothing? That’s the average dogshit ffxiv player man
Halicarnassus, Dynamis
>>493855092ayy lmao
>>493855072Race maybe?
>>493855029>like TeraYou described almost every game and I'm not sure why everyone gives Tera as the example.This is the only game where healers just don't do anything except heal(which other roles have a good deal of) plus filler weak damage.>>493855092Instead of long hair, try Aymeric hair.
>fetish poal>ntr ranks nearly dead last out of 30 fetishes>embarrassing anchor>half the thread is getting pictures of their crushes being plapped by someone elsehmm
>>493851941Could be.
>No bloodmage healer that Vanguard: Sage of Heroes had which uses their HP to heal team mates and uses spells to lifesteal HP from the enemiesIt still baffles me how sterile this game has become and we will never be able to see cool stuff like this.
>>493854495>>493854621It's funny you mention that, because I was playing barb assault in OSRS just a couple of weeks ago maxing all the roles for the achievement diary, and I had a match with a lot of undergeared players. As a healer, I had to keep track of my teammates HP but also the poison items in my inventory, the number of penance healers running around, keeping the poison at full strength on each of them, I had to keep track of my run energy, I had to keep track of when my healing vial was going to go empty so I knew when to run back and refill it before anyone died, it was a lot of fun. It occurred to me that sincerely, unironically, playing healer in barbarian assault in old school runescape was a more interesting and engaging experience than healing in ffxiv. It's seriously gotten that bad.
>>493855104if both healers arent pressing gcd heals for like 5 seconds straight then the party wipes even with mitigation i dont see how thats hard to understand either
>>493855092Mating pressed by a bunch of male xaela bvlls
>>493855029Every time someone mentions TERA I get upset. By far the best MMO combat I have ever experienced and the yet the game died a slow death due to dev incompetence
>>493855110sounds like the average rouletter do yourself a favor and stop paying attention to what casuals do if you value your sanity
>>493855050That anon isn't me but mine is probably in the Quicksands...>>493855072Thank you!
>>493854502nah i knew it wasn't you even though you said you want to get punished more
>>493855185Golem, Dynamis
>>493851524Some Roes homo for other roes but I know at least one Roe seethes anytime another Roe posts.
>>493855141Do it embrace the sluttery that you yearn for
waaaaaaaaaaah my roulettes!!! everyone loves when i play healer because i do ''''decent'''' damage by pressing glare!!!!!!! im so epic and unique!!! everyone loves me!!!
>>493852651and the bit I saved for supper was delicious haha mwahaha
>>493854903blm it is!
>Trying to look for a naked vauthry mod>Nothing on the archive
>>493853813I've made fetish porn of my golems and a couple NPCs and used completely different shaders and framing to hide that it was me
>>493854965You sound extremely offended like you got kicked for being shit at healer. Sucks to be you, I've cleared all Ultimate content as healer, and multiple other roles.
Educate me, /xivg/!
>>493855349>but I know at least one Roe seethes anytime another Roe posts.Spill the tea
>>493855393im so happy for you, please enjoy.... . . . . . . . .
looking for a femlala couple to be the bull for
>>493855437Dancing Cron? :0
>>493855092Debatably it's already in its glory, although they should kick the WoL out and separate from Doma again (keep trade routes open though). The Xaela seem quite satisfied with their current lifestyle, to be free to choose one's own destiny is glorious.That or malexaela x femraen unions.
They're putting posion in the water to turn the Goblins gay
>>493855287>>493855179Besides healers usually most of the people I play with are pretty decent. This was easily the worst player I've played with all DT and I'm a no life fatty
>>493855402Why not fully armored
>>493855256>>493855104also > If you do not mit enough, you are not going to be strong enough to heal through it.i didnt say that i said if they had less mit then they wouldve needed more gcd heals you even said that the shield healer probably gcd'd healed too much with 60 percent meaning if he pressed the same amount of buttons with less mitigation it wouldve been fine (and again the pure healer quite literally pressed cure 3 a single time)
>>493854874>NOOOOOOOOOO I LIKE STAYING IN DUNGEONS FOR 30MINUTES>I LIKE RUNNING OUT OF MITIGATION AS A TANK BECAUSE PULLS ARE TAKING DECADES TO DIE>I LIKE SEEING SCYLLA CAST DAYBREAK>I LIKE WIPING TO ENRAGE ON EVERY FIGHT HARDER THAN EXPERT ROULETTENot giving a fuck about healer dps while caring about how much dps everyone else is doing is hypocritical. Everyone contributes to faster clears.
>>493851941it is a blessed middie monday as my new headphones came in the mail
>>493855256Untrue, I'm pretty sure it's survivable with 0 GCD heals if planned correctly. I think if I factored in earthly star and if I planned to used indom during rather than after it would be fine, but in my own plan I'm trying to be flexible.Secondly, anything you do for this mechanic is 100% dependent on the amount of mit that the party offers up. The amount of healing is totally determined by the mitigation. The mitigation determines the healing, not the other way around, and this is how the majority of FFXIV healing "mechanics" have been, where mit is the most important thing over healing.
>>493855586middie x malelala kino
>>493855239When I got torso for my iron last year I did the healer role with undergeared players and it was a nightmare. I'm very patient in BA because most of the regulars are cancerous niggers that should be locked in the wilderness permanently, but dragging them to Queen and having to do the Queen wave 3 or 4 different times was a challenge. A lot of fun though, and some noobs got their torso, so it worked out.BA is genuinely some of the best designed content in OSRS but no one wants to hear about that. I wish they incorporated a similar role structure in raids.
>>493855668>>493854386>>493854769
>>493855402haha post-transformation vauthry right?
>>493855634>MUH ROULETTES!!!!no. one. cares. the big boys and girls are talking about real content.
>>493855614>Why not fully armoredWe need more ugly bastard
>>493855030One day it will happen hopefully.>>493855397Good luck and have fun *pet*
>>493855607>doesn't like healers>no life fattychecks out
>>493855562>malexaela x remraen unionsI like this, lets start with your femra and my malera.
>>493855227I don’t ever click on poals because they’re always complete nonsense but NTR is one of my favorite kinks. .
>>493855679based crit clemency saving the day (he should have used cover instead tho)
>>493855723{Huh?!} why include me
>>493855813If being annoyed at semi-afking healer just standing about all instance makes me hate healers I guess it checks out.
>>493855729haha... yeah.Pre transformation
>>493855742>muh roulettes>implying he's going to clear anything outside of week 516813183546 content with 0 healer dps
>>493854989Yeah and that makes you a boring cuckold
niggas really out here dying from lack of CC
>>493855543Same (I'm a fulala)
i am a suncatwho is eepysigh...
All these cucks, and yet none of you are letting me fuck your EBs. Curious.
>>493855562>>493855092>>493855828wouldn't a fem raen just birth more raens? your race mixing will just lead to a bunch of weak blooded malagulds
I am a femezen who wants to wear the double braid hairstyle but doesn't want strangers to plap me unprotected.
>>493855921NYOI SAVED MYSELF
>>493855467im tired, h..
>>493856052builded for anal
>>493855562That's a great way to get crushed overnight
>>493855256this isnt true if you tank lb3 faggot
How does healing work in WoW? Been like a decade since I played it, but I don't remember healers having to DPS like in FFXIV and that they actually....had to heal.
>>493856052Sorry but using that hair makes you free use
Darrh Vader died bros...
>>493855305Phew. This is you, right?
>>493856052show me your femezen please
>>493856040Most cucks want someone masculine, attractive, and charismatic to fuck their significant other. Three strikes for you, I'm afraid.
>>493856040I don’t have one but I would even though it’s lame if I’m supposed to be enjoying it. NTR is supposed to be heartbreaking and raw
>>493856238my sunnie+ is 2 of those things
Just like, eat a sandwich. How is anorexia even real? HAHAHAHAHA, like just have some pringles.
>>493856157i dont blame you for not following the conversation since it carried over from last thread but the assumption here is not using tank lb3 to begin with in order to have the melee use it
>>493856043Xaela are really stupid, please understand
>>493856238I want my lover to be taken by a total loser though
>>493856318Imagine being this obsessed with someone
>>493856180in wow you have a healing 'rotation' or healing 'priority list' that you just go through for the entire encounter regardless of the circumstances and never hit any damage buttons
>>493856318twitter screenshotters fuck off
>good cuckWhy does this make me melt I hate this website it ruined my brain
>>493855679Love the fact you have your fellow dps's health bars colored red to remind you they are your enemies.
>>493856318imagine having to work with someone with such a huge victim complex
>>493856318I have a friend who cannot gain weight no matter how hard she tries. She's been trying for years. She started adding straight up lard to her food and even that isn't working.
>>493856195HM King Joffer of Wakan- Zamunda*
>>493856321melee lb3 is useless in this fight since everyone was already skipping at least half of sunrise by week 2. by now literally no party is even seeing the sunrise cast bar let alone any of the mechanics
>>493856376i cant imagine being obsessed with someone i hate
where are the femhroths?
>>493856420same. . .
>>493853335what fox is this?
>>493855679You get blasted over to the platform at like 20% health and probably used some of your juicier cooldowns on ion cannon. It can be healed through, but your gonna need a lot of party coordination.
>>493855072veena hands typed this post
>>493856517he's the guy
>>493856180The same as any other class works in wow, except you don't dps
>melee lb3 is useless in this fight since everyone was already skipping at least half of sunrise by week 2. by now literally no party is even seeing the sunrise cast bar let alone any of the mechanics
>>493856484i eated them
>>493856420I HATE IT
how hard is it to set up ACThow hard is it to get into ExtraChatshow hard is it to learn to do mod upscales
>>493851573OMG so true bestie! It's not like we have few mods working for some body types on DT right....
>>493856642i dunno
>>493856454Niggas will eat lard just to not make a protein shake
>>493856583no for real, is that a mod or something
>>493855139You say so, yet others snicker behind your back. >>493855159>>493855272You didn't post your malera. Such words are just the rustle of leaves.>>493855226>>493855160I actually saw a cool hairstyle on the sage quest that I want to try.>>493855562>>493856043It is so rare to see khagans dressed in the clothes of the steppe nowadays. There's a clan where raen and xaela coexist.
>>493856613i press the lb3 anyways cause it looks cool
>>493856642>not hard at all YouTube it>no clue but I heard it crashes constantly >you’re on your own
>>493856454Tell her to get checked for tape worms.
>>493856420You're too far gone
>>493856616you animal!
>>493852952Sure. Give me a name, Khagan.
CC on CRYSTAL: CASUAL (not friendly) MODE: @ ET 10:15
>>493855921>>493856068>>493855679This entire clip is kind of a weird flex when you still have seraph, dawn, protraction, recite, spread, swiftcast, dissipate, and an aetherflow stack up at the start, and chose succor, recite, double hardcast adlo on yourself as the choice to survive. Like, you somehow managed to find the single least efficient path to survive that mechanic.
>>493856454Paradoxically, fat doesn't make you fat. Sugar and carbs make you fat. The body can process natural substances like that very easily.
Increasing healing requirements alone will never be the solution for XIV healer problem because they aren't going to readjust the 200+ dungeons, trials and raids already in the game. All you're saying with that is>you can have fun but only in these 4 fights while the rest of the game is still boring as fuckThe role needs fundamental changes and to be designed for the game that we're playing with both old and new content in mind.
>>493856642The hardest part is getting in EC because you need to be vetted by people with good thread cred. The others are trivial.
>canonically retarded fiddie
>>493856771Weary Traveler @Malboro
>>493856616theo you have a hot middie but i cannot sexorape you because i think you might be brain damaged and that would be wrong
>>493856454Tell her she should send you her stool so you can check it for tape worms
>>493856318gaining weight when you have a tiny appetite is actually so painful, you have to constantly force yourself to eat
>>493854502I did think it was yours.
>>493856454fat doesnt necessarily carry that many calories. consume protein without exercising or consume high caloric but low quantity foodstuff like soda, candy, or anything with high fructose corn syrup desu
Guys I think I overdid it a bit yesterday and played too much CC, now my hands kind of hurt.
>>493856849this is the best fiddie face and no one uses it
>>493856726Hmm yes that's a rape
>>493856852slang me some dick
>>493856907JO before you cc
>>493856454>she fell for the 'fat makes you fat' psyop from the big cereal brands....
>>493856907Take care of your hands, retard https://youtu.be/EiRC80FJbHU?si=ik4EGHhb-RoL-Ywl
>>493856907Are you SUREEEEE it was the CC....
>>493856909because it wasnt good predt
>>493856227yeah it's me and if you don't believe me just send me a dm
>>493855397cutenose
>>493856580No, but good try.
>>493856870this is what i get for being too silly
reminder that its not a real heal check if i cant heal the party with just weaving oGCDs in between my glares through the entire mechanic
>>493853813I'm scared of IRL women and feel far more comfortable flirting with grown men and transgirls ingame than I do talking to this girl I matched with. I'm going to be going on my first real date ever next week and I'm terrified and I'm not sure what I want.
>>493857052shut up dork
>>493855402
>>493856849>These goobers and the physical ranged one get to have whacky blasting off again gags>The Tank villain and the other ones have fucking gruesome deaths
>>493855141Race & DC?
>>493856849She's just like me...>>493857052Don't be gross.
>>493857052Yeah I'm sure
>>493856870>i cannot sexorape you because i think you might be brain damaged and that would be wrongkek
>>493853813I actually like futas. Not the terrifying monstrosities with absurd horse cock and bimbo lipstick, but the ones who look just like a real life woman who's competent at makeup, but with an 8 inch penis attached.
I think you're all missing the big picture.The roles are essentially difficulty selectors, and Healer is the intended class for women and failed males who can't handle anything but a support role. The complaints are all coming from said failed males who refuse to accept their true nature. They think they're men, but they're really just warm holes for the Tanks and DPS. I mean think about it, what kind of limp wristed faggy little bitch boy willingly decides to main a healer? He's a total fag, clearly.
>>493857151>grossGrrrr.......
>>493856852isn't that the Malera who had a Melty in Uldahwhen the hangout spot was still the bench?
>>493857106>weaving healsBro? You need those ogcd windows for Glare IV.
>>493857298going to smooch this cute fiddie
>>493856852Is it still possible to gift to someone not on your friend list? I'm trying to do this but it's been a while since I gifted anyone anything.
>>493857052Putting you belly first onto the bed then lifting your head up and abusing your face.
>>493857276i like this post because healslutting is based but in reality the difficulty rating is more like:healer -> DPS -> Tank
>>493857276What does playing melee dps say about me?
>>493856870>i cannot sexorape you because i think you might be brain damaged and that would be wrong
>>493857298/smoooooch
any pube/body hair mods for male characters?
>>493857086We know it’s you grace
>>493857318>ogcd windows for Glare IV.??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>493856484fantaing off because you're ruining their reputation
>>493856726The Malaguds, yes, I know of them. I once wished I could be a part of the clan even, but Nophica decreed otherwise.
>>493857306No ser.>>493857381I don't think so.
>>493853813I love making people cum and making them addicted to my ability to turn them into a mindless, stroking gooner.
>>493857398you're borderline retarded if not just straight up retarded
>>493857440tbse probably has them
>>493857139>gruesome deathsNone of them died. They were either apprehended or escaped.
>>493857306Yeah
i hate healers so fucking much its fucking unreal bros every day i pray for healie genocide where taking anything other than 3 tanks 5 dps is considered trolling
>>493857052Domestically abusing this woman before raping her and forcing her to bear my children!
this game is not doing very well. according the logs and luckybranco numbers.
>>493857537A modern day succubus..
>>493857276No anon, playing the easiest jobs in the game does not make you a big dick chad.
>>493855239>>493854621>>493855719https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Heal_Othernigga please
>>493856726Point to a location, we shall discuss there.
>>493857560Sounds about right.Pic related.
>>493856907I overdo CC all the time but the only thing that ends up hurting is my mental health
eb for my pure femlala
>>493857683i love the red coffee container yummy
i ama gay hrothgar
>>493857676The only time I've ever used Heal Other was to abuse a bug lmfao what
>>493856532I think you are entering the conversation midway and do nyot understand the topic. 1. I posted the mit plan that I intend to use and it's literally everything. 2. My point is that so many resources to go through the mechanic is not worth it, especially in a PF setting where coordinating and getting everyone on the same page is a nightmare when a strat can change from party to party.>>493856810I mean I was definitely going through the various options on how to handle it. Most people were dead including the other healer. Based on experience, if I had LB3'd early then everyone would've died anyways since most people were on the floor who had additional mit and I would've been animation locked. If I try to AoE heal maybe it would work out, and was the first thing I was thinking of trying but decided that it was probably better to just single target heal myself through the mechanic then LB3. Also my recitation hit the adlo. Using any of the other skills you just suggested I don't think would've made a difference. Also dissipation and Seraph are mutually exclusive. So what are you suggesting? That I dissipating and spam succor and get an indom off? Maybe I recite indom and spam succor? Do I seraph, recite indom, spam succor? Like I'm curious why you think any of these would've been better options in such a shit show over just crit adloing myself and trying to stay alive then healer LB3.
>>493857276>he thinks he's playing a hard job by pressing the glowing button as VPRI bet you have a microdick and drive a cybertruck while saying shit like "my wife boyfriend"
>>493857664Playing a Healer is for girls and twinks.
>>493857587She literally falls asleep falling off the island bro
>>493857440ALSO WONDERING THIS
>>493857560yeah, this is true
>>493855790sadly we got 2nd, but at least i got to kill some people!>>493857070omg thanx u2
>>493857829Nta but the griffin flies down right after her which seems to imply it went to her aid.
>>493857879Made for delicate rape
>>493857850>>493857573https://aetherlink.app/mods/7217039420061679616most i could find is thisdang male bros really lose out in the body hair department
>>493857063>>493856886I'm getting mixed signals... don't do this to me!
>"lol healers are so uppity">Healer is too easy, there's nothing for us to do!>"lol healer is for fags and girls">UMMM ACKSHUALLY IT'S THE HARDEST ROLE IN THE GAME WE'RE LITERALLY JESUS ON THE CROSS DYING FOR EVERYONES SINS
At any rate, why not just tank lb3 the tail slaps? Ppl did HH the hard way because like 50% of the time you’d need to lb3 bonds3.
>dps checks dont existuhhhh but dps jobs are so hard hehehe you have to press 1-2-3 for 120s then face roll your keyboard!!!>tank checks dont exist, pressing invuln off CD and kitchen sinking everything else isnt hard and doesnt case failstatesummmmmmm but sweaty??? pressing 1-2-3 and vomiting out dogshit every 2min is really hard!!!>if the healer doesnt heal or mit the whole party wipesuhhhhhhhh....... but healer is easy because you press 11111 instead of 1-2-3!!!
>>493857738Imo, after the 1st transformed succor, dissipate, lustrate, indom, soil, recite succor. But multiple self lustrate is also fine. The hardcast recite adlo is just kind of slow as fuck and you were basically half a second from dead when it resolved. Still, what you did worked, and that's fine, it just doesn't feel like a very good 'flex'.
>no cross necklace mod>best I can find is a choker with a cross on it*sigh*
>>493857440look up redmagnos on nexusmods and grab one of his tbse edit mod's optional textures
>>493857968Tbse has body hair built in
http://poal.me/s2dh7jhttp://poal.me/s2dh7jhttp://poal.me/s2dh7jhttp://poal.me/s2dh7j
>>493856180WoW healing can be imagined as a pacifist wack a moles rotation except instead of DPS it's all heals. This is why so many healers that come from WoW just sit there.The "best" analogy I can make (if you're not use to wow type mmos) is to imagine if blue mage spells all did heals instead of damage and it was your job to babysit erratically fluctuating bars
https://youtu.be/8Nkk-OQs-Rk?si=y6gX4v13K_8pQdoi
>>493857440One day the tyranny of the twinks will be overthrown and a new era of soft pettable men with hairy thighs, arms, chests(and sometimes backs let's be real body hair does weird things the older you get) will reign.
>>493857879made for giving a bath and pampering until she falls asleep
>>493858087looks like shit tho
>>493858027https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xINq44-heQci quite literally cum watching these videos
>>493858087The TBSE body hair looks shit, though.
Whats all this talk about violence and abuse?!?!? NO! No no no! *wags finger in your face and up your nose*!CC CASUAL ON CRYSTAL @ET 2:35
>>493856726The Steppes are arguably in the best state they've ever been in unless you want to go into mythology, but if they were to go even further than they are now they would need the Raen back. Xaela are strong, but they're not statesmen and they're too scattered and nomadic to field an actual organized standing army. Raen have been involved in that for centuries, being highly valued as retainers by Eastern noble houses. Raen are also well acquainted with the outside world, and far better suited to work as diplomats for the immediate future
>>493858174god i hope so
>>493857879As long as you had fun, 2nd place is good enough. Was BLM fun to play? I never played it in pvp. For casters I normally default to SMN.
>>493858243welcome to modding as a male characterenjoy your stay
Khagans, if bibo feet suck ass, which foot mod should I use for my moonie?
I'm struggling to figure out how to make xivcombo work with viper. Tfw too retarded to use the retards mod.
>>493857664>>493857743t. failed males
Kill RoesBehead Roes
>>493858034The only thing I think valid in your suggestion is dissipate into self-lustrates. I think soil would've been a waste, indom would've been a waste, succor + recitation would've also been a waste. I had 0 intention to bother getting 4 party members up manually. So once it's obvious healer LB3 is the best option, recitation + crit adlo on self or dissipation into lustrates are the only good options.
>>493858217isnt possible without 3 covers but also no one is actually doing this so who cares
>>493851716My male midlander just cooked two chicken breasts, some rice and slapped it into a container with salad, then ate it with pepsi zero
>>493858251Have you ever considered acting normal even once in your life? Emphasis on "act" since MAPs are not human.
Real talkI don’t ever put pubes on my female character(s)
>>493856837You don't want to be in the /xivg/ EC, it's schizo general
>>493858051https://xivmodarchive.com/modid/107875were you looking for something like the neck replacer from this?
>>493857298MR <3
>>493857276I'm a total fag but Healer is not as boring as people claim it to be
>>493858251Did all that fruit come out of your vagoo?
>>493858350A jealous lalaboy made this post
>>493858243>>493858201my character is a twink I don’t use that shit
>>493856180Imagine the toolkits of ff14 except the boss and encounter design has you using them more than your damage button.
>>493857738> think you are entering the conversation midway and do nyot understand the topicYour right, the 8 hit slaps from brute bomber are easy as shit to handle, I just drop bell and keep masturbating.
>>493858321We're all failed males, we're arguing about final fantasy XIV roles in 4chan.
i turn off my mods if i cant put pubes on my moonie
>>493857704how pure are we talking
>>493858402My moonie always has a small strip
MANDATORY:>Excessive pubic hair>Treasure trail>Armpit hair>Hairy anus>Sagging breasts
>>493858460>twink>body hairpick one buddy
>>493858409>You don't want to be in the /xivg/ ECWell yeah, I don't, but that fag does. Who am I to deny him the chance to see how mentally ill this sub is?
>>493858414Oh that's nice, something like that yeah
>>493857984just ask in dms
>>493858449midlander actually
>>493858350Hey that's not very nice
>>493858521But we're talking about the 9 tail slams from M4S?
>>493857704a pure femlala would never think of something as impure as an eb
>>493858251*Raises paw*May I join when I get off work in 30
>>493858551only real men will dive into my jungle
Reminder that ALL healers are sissies and if any of them EVER try to back talk you, you are free to stick your cock in their mouth to shut them up.
>over 500 posts>under 100 imagesnice text general
>>493858546Why do you have so many meltdowns, Unnamed Neko @Jenova?
>>493858313whichever bibo derivative you likei'm not joking
>>493858152I refuse to level my healers, I will install the cheat plugin and let it level them for me so I can get the mountFUCK HEALING
>>493858706off my pp now
>>493858402I think adding pubes on female character(s) are cool.
>>493858584hope it helpstake a picture if you do decide to use it
>>493858579read my reply again, slower
>>493858396I am true to my feelings so long as they do not interfere with my beliefs, as every human should be, at the very least. Besides, acting normal (ie self-control) is for real life, NOT 4chan. To a degree anyway, there are some attitudes and personalities I'd like to see leave our threads, but those are everywhere.
>>493858684this is true but they're also playing the most wanted and hardest role in the game so watch your tone faggot.
How much for someone to pose two femlalas having sex with each other?
>>493858684I'll bite it off
>>493853005for the love of godplease tell me what socks and gloves is that
>>493858684why am I like this...
>>493858701Better than spamming ugly characters with every post
>>493856642I've messaged all the people in the op about extrachat and none of them replied. So I guess its hard, unless you're known.
>>493858838>hardest rolesettle down, slut
>>493857480zero chance of that
Post your femra right NOW!!!!!!!
>>493851914oh yeah! The non biased opnion when all the trannies and faggots who play aura and miqote gang up on lalafell players, the usual /xivg/ behavior
>>493858790your pb screens with them are really hot
>>493858684FF14 healers arnt even like that though.Theyre all uppity trannies that are too shit to play a DPS but also too retarded to pick something with a lot of oGCD healing.Just ignore them. If they dont heal? Replace them. Dont commend them. Dont thank them. Theyre just doing their job.Anyone who says otherwise is a narcissist.
=need a zack middie for my femra
>>493858360Even if you're going to LB after, there's no reason to not try to save the remaining PT members for gauges/DPS reasons, as long as you're not risking your own death in the process; but it's hard to tell exactly what the state of the party is from the crop. Also hard to tell where your HP would've ended without #s visible, if you would've died without that crit Clemency at the end.Regardless, you survived, and got lb off, so it works.
its been 6 weeks and i want to heal but im not even bis on my main yet science cannot explain this
>>493853005Can someone crush this nigger's skull?
>tank and dps chads when they're forced to wait 2 hours for a healer to join their partieshttps://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/510225-The-death-of-savage-raiding-and-SE-s-lack-of-actionbbut but b-but but m4s was d-done without healershealers are sissies eheh *keeps waiting instead of playing the game*
>>493858938imagine playing the role where if you fuck up even a little bit everyone dies and you have to start over WHILE your lovense vibe is on maximum settings the whole time.know youre place in the difficulty hierarchy.
>the plan to get out of the train before it hits the wall is to... jump off of it, at full speed>even Erenville and the other woman, both of which have little to no combat training so there's no excuse like "oh they're superhuman just like WoL and co"Might as well have us jump out of a plane and land on our own two feet at this point.
>>493858868I'll do it for free if you provide the femlalas
>>493858979face 1 femra post
>>493854589>>493855176This is the sort of thing I've only done with people I've dated, because even sharing something redacted with a friend is too much information since the game gives tools to fill in the blanks. It's been nice with people I've dated, though, since I can still include them when they're not in the mood.>>493848591Sorry for the waithttps://files.catbox.moe/t18i25.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/s9bn1r.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/pweghl.webm
>>493859048>lovesenseSo excited for my healslut’s to come in so I can use it on her during content
>>493859109face 2 actually sorry
>>493859081Erenville coming into an active combat zone was almost as retarded as wuk deflecting bullets.
>>493859048nice jokenobody wants to use lovense on healers, tops don't exist in this game, it's all thirsty bottoms
>>493859045>meanwhile on light I always end up having to wait for ranged dpsI don't understand
I am a sunnie who has used his wand twice today
I like healing… I just think it’s neat
You ever think about all those people who have sex and yet you never hear of their cocks being bitten off?I mean it's happened once or twice, but even total strangers have billions of sexual encounters over a year and it's just not a thing anyone thinks about. I mean think how easy it is to bite through a chicken breast or some medium rare steak. Just one BITE and whoops, there goes your cock. But it almost never happens.
>>493859014Cute moonie /pet
>>493859048>>493858838this. I can't even play healers outside of msq roulette lol. the pressure is too much. even tank is more chill.
Oh I can already tell this is gonna be the best one.
>>493859179that's why you have to larp as your own dom by just playing with it on max during reclears.
>>493859048I miss controlling a femra healer's lovense.....
>>493859003purrhaps you should take from this that nitpicking a cropped image of a silly scenario is a very autistic and douchebaggy thing to do and you should stop doing that.
brainrot levels?
>>493859137these look horrible and probably took 5 minutes to set up, thanks for three wasted clicks
>>493859292wish my eb would do it but he hates this game now
>>493859348Skibidi
>493858186she does look like a scruffy stray kitten, doesn't she?>>493858285it's a lot of fun when you get to lb and burn people! also you get to wear big hats, which is at least 50% of the fun. give it a go.
>>493858912It's not. This general has been much more boring when it's mostly text.
>>493859348L-LEVIATHAN?HERE?
>>493859048>lovense Sometimes I wonder if I should use one for raiding because it bored me to death
>>493859048>>493859208>Mild amount of responsibility >IT'S SO HARDDo healsissies really?
>>493858957t. backstabbing lala feeling called out
>>493859198a chicken breast has no skin though? biting through a raw chicken breast or thigh with the skin on sounds impossible without gnawing
>>493859157>face 2Wife material
>>493859439https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qix5cOHQyU>>493859439
>>493859430Why are zoomers so proud to admit they're ADHD niggerbrained cattle?
>>493859479>t. backstabbing lala feeling called outjokes on you i don't play lala
>>493859465that mild amount of responsibility is infinitely more than every other role in the game. imagine if your rpr missed a positional and then you just instantly wipe
>>493858957fanta off lala for a week and see how many friends stop talking to you
>>493858186>>493859410oops
>>493859430Spam your ugly character then if you care so much
>>493857493You should bring out a old steppe days photo of yourself in the boots with the fur >>493857679How about Crystalline Conflict?>>493858262This has been a lovely read. Thank you for properly catching me up. I've been away for too long.
>>493859305The only context for your argument you provided is a cropped video. How are you this retarded?
I use my NIN LB to only kill one person on purpose
>>493859448it's fun but the plugins aren't updated yet so you don't get to have fun with specific triggers unless your a code monkey autist who knows how to setup a local web server through triggernometry
>>493859465This entire conversation started with tanks not wanting to press LB3 a mitcheck for higher group dps.
>>493859484You are weak.
what cc map is it and which one is next please and thank you
i wouldnt have asked why you all are so mean to healers if i knew this would happenapologies healerst.tank that has to wait in pf for them every week
CC CASUAL @ CRYSTAL ET CASUAL CONFLICT ET 7:10Crystal
>>493859725post proof of anyone doing this without gnawing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtkavnWFISU
>>493859687I use my NIN LB to kill my thread enemy when they're at 1% HP as a statement.
>>493859683I did nyot make any argumentI just posted a silly healing clipit is completely unrelated to the discussion that was going on at the same timeSo nyow u r a nitpicker but also illiterate....
>>493859751apologize by treating me like your personal toy
>>493859614>fanta off lala for a week and see how many friends stop talking to youwhy don't you fanta to lala and see all your>friendstreat you like shit or give you the side eye
>>493859727You can check in the queue menu if you scroll down.
Why are people still replying to the blue cat? You're aware that he's just trying to bait (You)s with his garbage takes, right?
>>493859198I think about this constantly, the only thing stopping you from biting through a person with the same ease as chicken meat is your own mind, you know what you must do
>>493859103Not in public
>>493859810I'm not that anon I just hate you and think you are incapable of making salient arguments
>wasting time with MMyawn
Arguing as to which job is the hardest is stupid, they're all easy get over yourselves
EB FOR MY FEMLALARIGHT NOW
I only talk to fellow malezen and khagans.If a f*male tries to speak to me I pretend to be very interested in cloud formations and temporarily deaf.
>>493859831im not at my computer right now but thank you
mm is better than 80% of this thread, both in char design and gameplay skills.
>>493859614If that happens, they were never your friends
>>493859827i have several timesnone of my friends caredbut the lalas i met during the times i've been a lala almost all stopped talking to me after i went back to tall
>>493859921mm typed this
>>493859903I think we can all agree DRK in Frontlines is the hardest job.
>>493859958no i am a catboy simp for mm that's all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPqAJtOkF_w
>>493859762why dont we see gposes like this anymore im on the fucking floor
>>493859003the only thing he did wrong was not using deploy on the critlo just in case it would save anyone
>>493859921That's what happens when you're an unemployed balding fat 40 year old with nothing else going on in your life
>>493859910Server? Dunesfolk or plainsfolk?
even jessiecow is doominghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpAYuzV5gCg
Jesus fuck how geared does a crafter have to be to make a fucking weapon around here
>>493859870my arguments are the most salient arguments that are on this board. I even showed Yoshi-P some of my salient arguments. He's a very smart guy. He's made FFXIV and FFXVI, and you know what he said? He said "Miau Miau, these are the most salient arguments I have ever seen. I cannyot believe people do nyot appreciate the salinity of them."
>playing ranged in palaistraHow to spot a spineless coward.
>>493859137How much of your day is spent jorking or do you just erp for fun
>>493855904Jean you are pathetic
>>493860059I'm an unemployed fat 35 year old tranny with nothing going on and I'm not good at this game so that seems inaccurate
>>493859868Then where?
>>493860069>dooming>positive reviewdamn it really is over
>>493860059sure time investment helps a lot, but that doesn't make it an excuse for them being better + looking better
Your pain comes from playing FFXIV and caring about the gameplay. Do what I do:>Play the MSQ>Drop the game for 4 months>Play the MSQ>Drop the game for 4 months>Play the MSQ>Drop the game for 4 monthsSometimes I'll drop it for 8-12 months if the MSQ is shit like with Evanescence bitch.
>>493860069when's our 43 old hag zepla talking about dawntrail
https://youtu.be/KdapesR_R0c?si=aQ4exBM8vc4w8xm3
If that's really Jean I love him even more. God.
>>493860158you're still my wife
>>493859925i agree, but they certainly tried to pretend otherwise
>>493860158>trannyFound your problem>>493860174Yes it does. Talent is a spook
>>493860069maybe they should have focus on writing a fucking better story than the one currently in the game. ff14 dawntrail is now permanently in the fucking game.
https://files.catbox.moe/2jiiua.mp4Feena like this for my rava...+?
Shhhh. I'm watching blue, don't talk over my favorite part.
>>493859827>that formattingthat is some RARE aggression, why do lalafell always make the best rage contentI've never seen what you're saying happen but granted most cases of a friend fantaing to lalafell was someone losing a raid bet, but those did last months to a year so I feel like it counts
>>493859751The real answer is that healer mistakes are very visible that's why they get the most hate. Tank fuck ups can be carried by a good healer while dps fuck ups are almost unnoticeable and in higher end content the dps fuck ups usually get thrown to the healers instead (ie no feint/addle)
>>493858868I'll also do it for free.
>>493860306Oh hey what're you watchi-
>>493860241who?>>493860254if talent is a spook then why would being a tranny matter
Good night EU
>>493860069zelpa is going to post her 3 hours video soon bois.
>>493860306https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lItJronkSA
>>493860306Have you heard of the high elves?
>>493860108That's the sort of thing you should ask me in game.
>>493860306I WANT TO WATCH RED YOU FUCKING BITCH
>>493860306Hey scoot over, I brought popcorn.
>>493860306me wanting to watch orange but my bitch wife hogs the bluebox
>>493860184I don'tbcare about the hard content, farming garbage items and watching people in the public is fun for me already
>>493860228Who's really jean?
we should have a meetup where we watch the presidential debate
my moonie is exhausted and slightly euphoric after having a panic attack
>>493860184>play game until I don’t enjoy it>play something else for a few weeks >play ffxiv again because itch came back>play the game until I don’t enjoy it
>>493859439Welcome to Leviathan!Welcome to FINAL FANTASY XIV!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yilQ25Wr-S8
>>493860456https://youtu.be/7wZ2KIQ7foM?si=nCxeS7OJkxnpy7A5
>>493859954then explain why lalas hangout with middies?>>493860350the tinier the body the bigger the flame
>>493860594This is the worst meetup idea I've ever heard, and I've been here for years. Fund it
>>493860403Because being a tranny takes a lot out of your time and mental acuity. You can't be operating on all cylinders if you want to cut off your cylinder. Talent in 99% of cases is fake though, every person you dismiss as talented has put in countless hours building skills that lead them to their skill level
>>493860621W-what made you panic
>>493860469How about a ballpark figure
>>493860594this has potential to get multiple people banned
healer meetup when?
>>493859410I'll try my best!
>>493860228It’s like the third time he’s posted about NTR and IR shit but if you confront him on it he’ll just claim anyone can do the very specific autistic tic with ellipses he does
I want a biofiera eb... might even resort to a GAM fiera eb at this rate..
Forgive me, lord, for I must go all out. Just this once.
>>493860594>>493860686Are you ready for Ndja and Ursula to bond together by bitching about troons the entire time
>The greatest passage in cinematic history unfolding before our very eyes>YAP YAP YAP YAP WHO'S THAT YAP YAP YAP WHAT'S HE DOING YAP YAP YAP WHAT'S HAPPENING YAP YAP YAP YAPNever get EB'd...
>>493859672>CCVery well, throw a time up and a job of your choice.
Don't think I'm clearing 4 today
last week has been rough for ebins
>>493860621my moonie feels like one could hit at any moment and is nervous and pensive
>>493860805Qrd?
>bald
>>493860707>You can't be operating on all cylinders if you want to cut off your cylinder.Folded me anon
>>493860594We should have a 50s themed drive in movie night. Show movies like Greasers, the Blob, Them!, etc
>>493860094I got called slurs for playing MNK but I can go back to making one person's day very unpleasant if you would like.
>>493860830Good potential to get some bans handed out Hmmmm
CC Casual on Crystal @ ET 11:00
Sub males are so fun to tease. They have so much more to be embarrassed about, you know?
>>493860707>every person you dismiss as talented has put in countless hours building skills that lead them to their skill levelyeah i've played guitar since i was 9 and i've practiced the super mario bros 2 theme to perfection>>493860738ive been pretty productive the past 2 days and doing a lot of stuff and i had an energy drink earlier so it just happens
I love making fun of healers. Its cute seeing them get all defensive about their silly little role
>>493860306After your favourite part can we make out?
>>493859672>you should bring out an old steppe days photo of yourselfI should dig those up (or make new ones), I lost most of them when my laptop broke.
I made a gpose today please clap
>>493860883Poor moonie, you need /pets and smooches
my moonie plays dark knight and reaper because she thinks theyre the easiest jobs in the game and is edgy
>>493861087share with the class
>>493860997Yeah, and when they start catching feelings its fun to introduce them to your malera dom and then get plapped while the sub watches
>>493861087post it
>>493860881I BELIEVE IN YOU DON'T GIVE UP
>>493861095thank you but my moonie will only respond to these with blank fluoride stare
>>493861148Why are you people like this
>>493860997But most sub males are utterly shameless
>Yoshi P working on 3 other games>Main localiser gone>Main writer gone>Clearly a lot of the modellers and programmers fucked off due to the drop in quality controlSo are you finally going to admit I was right that Endwalker was the last "hurrah" and we're now in maintenance mode?
>>493860781Isn't it against ToS to discuss politics in game at all?
>>493852534Healers deserve to be bullied, bodied and pushed to the bottom of the food chain. They aren't people.t. healer
>>493861135>>493861161it's f+
>>493860887
>>493853813My femraen prefers maleraen over malexaela
Why does every single healer shitposter boils down to this?
>>493861250ok? post it.
>>493861207that's fine, modders will keep us alive and support yoshida's new ventures.not to mention 7.1 brings pvp update which will keep me playing the game for a long time
>>493861207you're wrong because things already fell off in EW
>>493861250nvm sorry i asked
>>493861189That is okay I'm sure it'll help even if barely
>>493861208FUND IT
we should have a moonie meatup
>>493861259Who's Jean though?
>>493861340there is nothing wrongfor now
>>493852534healers are generally the most toxic and passive aggressive players in the enitre gamebut also i dont hate them or hate miau miau who doesnt fall into that category i was just arguing with him over something
my faggy lalaboy needs moonie+ cock
>>493860881Help this soul out, NA anons.
>>493861284Healers have a vital role in any fight.The problem is trying to herd the autistic cats into that role.
>>493861208>Isn't it against ToS to discuss politics in game at all?Doesn't stop the LGBTQ+ spam.
>>493861384Some annoying faggot sexpest who’s been forcing himself extremely hard
my maliddie is the tim pool of xivg
>>493861418So ominous, almost like its a threat
>>493861449im only at ion cannon and im not home sry
>>493860997I've only been a sub to one femra girl a few years ago and she brings it up to this day that I was her personal stool. Very embarrassing.
>>493853790>cannyot>doesny't Opinion discarded
YoshiP should put Chiitan in the game
we should have a feetup
>>493860594Only if we make the meetup spot look like the Jarra brony room for immersion.
The bait is very lazy today. Reminder to not respond to it lest you validate the trolls.
>>493861641He did
>>493861383not after the last moonie meetup...
I have a + so my viera has a +
>>493860801cute hat! that gives you +10 magic power. go get em and report back!
>>493861676You are quite the funny guy, eh?
>>493861680this is like screaming into the void
>>493861694Would easily gape in frontlines
I've been watching too many JAV's.I just woke up from a dream where Yoshi P was feminized and put in a slutty dress, wig and makeup and had sex with irate FFXIV players while they shouted their complaints about the game at him.
>>493861482Don't be a bigot, femras are people now.
>>493861420>healers are generally the most toxic and passive aggressive players in the enitre game>average tank never mitigates even in high end content>average dps doesn't even have feint/addle hotkeyed>same people will blame the healers for everything even though a lot of the shit that happens is not the healer fault>healer is also the most boring experience you can have in the game and some healers are playing it out of need rather than out of enjoymentWhy don't you play healer if you think every healer is toxic and passive aggressive? That way you'll find out why every healer is toxic and passive aggressive, after all if it smells like shit everyday you might want to start looking under your nose.
>>493861694Sex with the fish
>>493861734Nta but what happened at the last moonie meet up..
>>493861836Oh gosh, um
new thread losers. >>493861928>>493861928>>493861928
face 1 femra are ugly
>>493861836
>>493859137Ty
>>493861694instantloss mating pressing the two of them on the seal rock beach with my +
>>493861384https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/26018953/
>>493859045healers are fucking boring cuz casuals complained so much that square bent the knee. genuinly dont get how someone can look at the healers in this game and say they are enjoyable
>>493861862with your own mindset if you admit the average tank and dps is dogshit then you, the average healer, is equally as dogshit and has no place to stand on
>>493861836Favorite Studio?
>>493861694I want this coat so badly but Frontlines sucks and my winrate in it is like 10%
>>493860306Time to switch to Monday Night Countdown
>>493862110Not them but it's E-body solely for the director Mondo alone.
>>493862232me when I'm on my phone instead of helping the team front the lines
>>493861086I did think you'd just make new ones and put a vintage filter over 'em.>>493860854Just add me on the 'cord. .bacil and I'll let you know when I que.
>>493862374Fair enough. Knights Visual for me. They do their niche well, and it appeals to my desires.
>>493863070Replace the c with x...
>>493859591I see player get damaged I push one of my 6 buttons to bring party to full hp woe is me. Healing in easy content is "hardest", healing in hard content is the easiest role.
