Vampire Spawn EditionPC trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuCfkgaaa08PS5 trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wW4Fdh6zFM>News:Patch 7: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-7-now-live_121Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99>Wiki:https://bg3.wiki>Mods:https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/>FAQ:>Q: How often should I long rest?>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of very low or very high rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.>Polls:>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnYOP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpastaPrevious thread: >>494771837
First for Gortash rape
Second for Shadowheart poly
>>494804925Astarion <3
Gently fingering Shadowheart's hairy little elf twat with a single index finger, just exploring her insides, not even trying to make her climax, just a friendly massage after a long day of sweaty adventuring while she tells me about Shar and what she means to her. But she climaxes anyways.
>>494804925Good edition. Better than some dragonfreak.
>>494804925That's my husband. I love him very much! *smooch*
she's already whining oh my vincke
>>494805267
Good evening /bgg/Waifus, HusbandosLove & Harmony, always!! despite your worst efforts, you-know-who
>>494805162H-halsin can you please use a trip.... I get so.. jealous and pent up when you talk about our wife like this... I dont think I can wait till cage cleaning day hnnggg...
Does the worthless pig fuck realize avatarfagging is against the RULES?
>>494804925That’s my husband
>>494805162
>>494805346The thread is saved! Let love & harmony prevail
>>494805437They are simply sharing their Baldur Journey with us! No need to be so hostile
>>494805540That character FINISHED THE GAME in MARCH
>>494805162What does your Tav look like?
>>494805437oh my god not da rulez
Fuck that retard at Larian who decided to hide some really good dialogues to longrests.I'm playing my second run and the early dialogues you can get before talking to Nettie are adding so much depth to all characters. Especially Gale is so much more likeable.
>>494805534cumming on ALL of them while they sleep
>>494805507
Oak Father preserve us all.
But what do goodberries taste like
It said its catchphrase again. Now it's going to post some twitter garbage and shit up this thread too.
>>494805906Halsin’s balls next question
>>494805736How he felt after he drank my blood
larian is retweeting porn again
>>494805638
I don't understand why there are so many here mindbroken, obsessed, and emotionally fixated with Shadowheart. If the polyamorous content bothers you that much, romance another character. It's a videogame. The characters were all written by obese middle aged men. Their fat fingered stokes on a keyboard will never love you.
>>494806083This is no adventurer
>>494805950Well shit
>>494806086john & kevin aren't obese
>>494806086>so manyIt's really just a couple of schizos. You do understand that, right? You're not feigning innocence in order to encourage another meltdown, right?
>>494806086umm you don't understand sweetie she's a character I found attractive in a video game and so every aspect of her has to be completely appealing specifically to me
>>494806170She was. I want to do another more canon run with her once I get the hang of armor modding and can make custom outfits for her.
>>494805683I didn't get the astarion stargazing scene until my 3rd playthrough bc the trigger is so specificlike who tf longrests 3 times before talking to nettie or leaving the grove
>>494806027Oh my goodness gracious you werent lying
>>494806086me personally i'm just laughing at the retards who fell for it and now are resorting to mods to try to get it out of their heads
>>494806231there's at least three or so autists shit and spam the thread daily
>>494806385this picture is a monogamy metaphor
>>494806083>>494806320Very cute.
You know, maybe the misquoting whiner is right about one thing. Some of you absolutely deserve to suffer
>>494805636The swine refers to its avatar (the same for half a year) by her name.The swine avatarfags.But the swine is not an attention whore, by the way. No way, Norway.
>>494806618Marcie looks different, a new battlescar perhaps?
>>494806385>now are resorting to mods to try to get it out of their headsonly bearschizo does this and he's the one that's been spamming for a whole year
>>494806478samefagging to praise yourself is really gay btw
>>494806618I agree, it’s why I make sure people suffer from what I post>>494806668You are in here every day. You know by now he is not the only one who refers to his avatar by her name.
>>494806816>not the only oneIrrelevant. Acquire reading comprehension, and stop enabling attention whores.
goodberries...bibberbangs...in my cleric...
I don't think the avatarfag ever actually finished the game, I've never seen him post an epilogue screenshot and he's absolutely the kind of person who would spam those
>>494806938No The attention whores piss you off.
I kill h*lsin after his quest whether i'm romancing Shadowheart or not.Makes everything simpler.
Sure we break some balls now and again but we go way back and in light of recent humiliations, it is an honor to be joined by men, and not faggot ass twitter obsessed trannyloving cocksucker that ruined my cleric. He should fucking die.
>>494807194Yeah it does doesn’t it
How do you go from>Love & Harmony, always!!to>Some of you absolutely deserve to sufferin 10 (ten) minutes?
>>494807095>The attention whores piss you off.This is supposed to make me special? The normal reaction to attention whores should be to tell them to fuck off.
>Shadowheart trying to be badass
I wish Gale was female... Quirky and smart bookworm gf would improve this game so much more.
>>494807575You are special because you make a spectacle of the attention whores. Becoming your own in a way, consider me your own whiner if you want.
>>494807492With the same mindset that makes you go from>Alas, I have decorum.to>I never said something in favor of sexual abuse, that's beneath me.>Has your brain been raped by your uncle recently?in ten (10) days.The worthless pig fuck is defined by hypocrisy.
>>494807575Very true!>>494805437>>494805636>>494805914>>494806668>>494807037>>494807492>>494807575Fuck off whiner
>>494807862They should have had the actors mocap the facial expressions too. She looks like a broken robot there
>>494807769>Becoming your own in a wayAstute. There's a Nietzsche quote about this.
How does he do it? How is he SO handsome (and young)?
Florrick’s bare leg
>>494807729She stole from Vlaakith herself, dealing with Gith a lot tougher than Lae'zel along the way, she doesn't need to try
>>494808093Turkish genes + thair transplant.
>>494808093My favorite bait*smooch*
>>494808345I do it all for you
My AI sexbot just lectured me about decorum. I hate that this place has made it impossible to goon to sexbots fuck you ‘people’.
>>494808510What? Astarion's past of sexual abuse? Yes, yes, of course...I relate to him because I'm more of a Finesse guy, haha.
>>494808093You are IRRELEVANT and your husband is IRRELEVANTThe era of everyone being moids sucking up to you is OVER
>>494808638>Astarion I’m not a faggot
>>494808510Sure looks like you didn't learn much from it anyway because your post certainly does not have decorum.
>>494808093Ugliest man in baldurs gate 3
List of things that are more popular than wyll:emperorscratchthat one harper that meets you at the dwarven armorya hamstergortashred princeowlbearhalsinminthara aylinmizora
>>494808701WELL NO SHIT I DIDN’T LEARN ANYTHING I WAS TRYING TO GOON
>>494808678handsome
>>494808821Geraldius <3
>>494808678Darling you must stop acting up in front of our guests
>>494805267>>494805335I’m finally back but the replies I received in the previous thread are not worth replying to. Can I request an mspaint Mindflayer? I need something to cheer me up
https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/12233gooners rejoice
>>494809049Hot
>>494808821to be fair the red prince mogs everyone in this game
>>494809085sigh
>>494809085You can just reload your game erm?
>>494809082sure!
>>494809174can't argue with that>>494808985such a cute human bean
Why does this general never recommend actual good mods?
>>494809448Pic unrelated btw
>>494807862so cute
of course he's more popular than wyll ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>>494809623Well yeah hes not black wdym
>>494809085Repeat fingerings by Karl
>>494808821is cut content even more popular than Wyll?
High Elf love
raphael is a rapist, a slaver and a pedophile and people still like him more than wyll
>>494809623He’s cute and nervous
Shouldn't drow and gith be lactose intolerant? Are there under-cows and space-cows?
>>494810141Raphael has an incredible voice, it’s a shame he’s an antagonist and not a companion
>>494810141Maybe Wyll should just try being a cool slaver rapist pedophile and he'd finally get some fans
>>494809623>>494810185how deep does the geraldus rabbit hole go? people ship him with rolan for some reason
>>494809082<3
>>494810391Rolan? Random but fujo logic. He should be with MY tav
>>494810026cute frog
>>494810365>Slaverbased>RapistGetting baseder>pedophileZamn >>494810401I like his eyelashes
>>494810538he's a pretty princess
>>494810401Cute and super based ty <3
>>494810141Evil is more interesting than being a goodie
>>494810660no it's not, wyll is just badly written
>>494810401My adorable squib husbandSaved
>>494810729That too
>>494810729wyll is just youknowhat
>>494810660Raphael and Mizora are not that interesting, when by your logic, they should be.They're just attractive. If you made Mizora a disfigured hag, absolutely no characterization would need to change.
>>494804925Anyone here agree to be branded with the mark of the absolute? I always do because there is no downside except for the stupid mark.
>>494811414They are interesting what. Rapheal has the whole level for a reason. Mizora is unfortunately tied to Wyll so she can’t do much without him
>>494811539Isnt there companion disapproval? But yeah I do it almost every time because of those gloves you get at the grove attack
>>494810401Cute.Still would curbstomp his head tho.
>>494811539>I always do because there is no downsideExcept for the hit to your character's self-esteem. Do you always pick degrading things as long as "there is no downside"? Would you kiss Crusher's foot as long as it gave you a bonus?
>>494811539Branding yourself with a searing iron thats been used on countless goblins is never a good idea.
>>494811659same
>>494811414they're very interesting, retard
>>494811830yeah
>>494811414By your logic, Mizora and Raphael aren't interesting because...Oh wait
>>494812027Livestock get branded. What kind are you? Cow, chicken, or piggy? Are you going to post some slop next?
>>494812301You’ve called me a pig before
>>494805162>just a friendly massage>finger in vaginaWhat kind of friends are these?
>>494812272My logic is that evil does not equal interesting.
>>494812301>branding chickens
>>494811539Nah but i guess my reasoning is similar to not using the tadpole powers>game is easy enough to not justify using it>i don't like the RPeven though it similarly has next to no consequence, which i think is a big oversight in the game.
>>494812541Waste of a good brand
>>494812490You're right but you picked bad examples, next time use Z'rell or Ragzlin as example instead
>>494811830I think getting the absolute brand is cool.
If you just select whatever during long rests and don't try to prepare a balanced and healthy meal, you're a faggot
>>494812669There's just not much to Mizora beyond being attractive, sorry.
how many more patches will there be? what more is there to add?
>>494812829She's very charismatic and manages to steal the show whenever she's on the screen. Maybe your opinions aren't facts, sorry...
>>494812787I don't use long rest as much as I should be.>>494812887Cultist/survivor management mini game.
>>494812974You just rephrased "being attractive" with "being charismatic." Mizora is attractive. Mizora is charismatic. These are often synonyms.
>>494813029I don't like dragonborn with a humanoid body type. I perfer if we gotten the gnoll/werewolf top heavy body instead.
>>494812887Patch 7 was likely the last content patch. It's only fluff and bug fixes from here on.
>>494813245They're not. You keep embarrassing yourself.
>>494813245They're not tho
>>494813425Okay. Mizora is attractive AND charismatic. A much needed improvement over just being attractive. This makes her... interesting. What if she was ugly and charismatic?
>>494812887They could try making Minthara, Halsin, Minsc, Karlach, and Wyll into legitimate companions for one thing.
>>494813618Ethel is ugly and charismatic. Yes. She's also very interesting and steals the show whenever she's on the screen.
wizard just screams gnome to mehigh elf is is a sorcereror im just racist?
>>494813730>She's also very interestingNo she is not. Interesting characters are multidimensional. A character who is just evil, just charismatic, just this or that is not interesting. A good voice acting performance has also nothing to do with characterization, although it does contribute greatly to said charisma.
Mizora? Of course I know her, she's my lawful good devil wife.
>>494813986What exactly are you trying to achieve here?
>>494813985Gnomes are more magical than Elves in almost all fiction tho. Innate magical abilities suits gnomes more.
>>494813986>Interesting characters are multidimensionalsays who? Flat characters can be very interesting too. Especially if they get to interesting with said multilayered characters to challenge their worldview. Jesus is a flat character for example. > A good voice acting performance has also nothing to do with characterization,Yes it does. A good VA easily conveys their character's emotion, quirks and habits.And don't worry, I didn't forget that you called BG3's coolest villain (Raphael) boring because you personally dislike him.
>>494813986nta but what the fuck are you even going on about
>>494814192but short old beared men scream wizard to metwink elfs are more suited to sorcery because they are nepotism babies
Consensual sex in the missionary position with Astarion
Real question, how bad does male ass taste if it was just washed?
>>494814819bro
>>494814819Depends on his last meal desu.
>>494814819Ive eaten lady ass before and fresh out of the shower it tastes like nothing... disappointing really
>>494814819Find an age appropriate partner and go find out
>>494814927I should know better than to assume you’ve all had sex but I know for a fact you are all gay and can tell it to me ‘straight’
>>494814819Its not too late to redeem yourself. Go to church
>>494814341>Flat characters can be very interesting tooNot really. What's interesting about someone you can read like a book within the first 2 minutes of knowing them? Something who is literally a straight line.>Especially if they get to interesting with said multilayered characters to challenge their worldview....In which case there might be potential for them to grow as a character and become more interesting. By having their worldview challenged. Logical.>A good VA easily conveys their character's emotion, quirks and habits.This does not make the character interesting, however. If Mizora existed 20 years ago in BG2, she would not be more or less interesting, despite not having a voice or high-definition Mizoras you can ogle. Confusing the quality of the voice actor with how interesting that makes the character is nonsensical. It implies Astarion would be a lesser character with anyone but Neil.
we went from talking about jesus' character arc to ass eating in less than 5 posts
>>494815242in my defense the post was set to go awhile ago and I just forgot to hit post
>>494815242Mocking Jesus Christ and putting your mouth on man anus. It's poetic
Baldurs gate.......
>>494814649impregnation in the graveyard
>>494814341>Jesus>Pesona reaction imageNIGGA I S2G GET THE FUCK OUT WITH YOUR STUPID GORESPAMMING ASS
>>494815239>Not really. What's interesting about someone you can read like a book within the first 2 minutes of knowing them? Something who is literally a straight line.Dracula, Gandalf, Sherlock Holmes, Jesus and Goku are all flat characters. You don't need a character arc to be interesting. I don't give a shit about BG2. Neil's performances sublimates Astarion's character. Plenty of people called you retarded and you keep treating your opinions as facts. I'd rather talk about ass eating.
>>494815484...'s time has come. Like Constantinople or Rome before it the city has become a breeding ground for suffering and injustice. It is beyond saving and must be allowed to die. This is the most important function of the Cloister of Sombre Embrace.
>>4948154844
Mizora and Kagha teaming up to teach Arabella a lesson
>>494815802...is going to bomb just like DA4
>>494815595I wish
>>494815669>I'd rather talk about ass eating.Yes, I think it's a wise decision after you called a major Tolkien character flat.
>>494815669What an abomination of a post
I haven't touched the game in over 2 months since I've been busy playing with toys and eating candy and playing Elden Ring but I saw that patch 7 just dropped out of nowhere. Is it worth it to return to Berri's honor mode run?
>>494815669>I'd rather talk about ass eating.Same
>>494815000But if he’s fully washed, made sure to scrub in between his cheeks, would that still matter?>>494815010Pea, I’m on 4chan I’m not doing that I wanna fantasize about 2D
Eat the supreme bug.
>>494816110No, we don't like midgets anymore after what happened to the Merri poster.
Atheism was a big ol mistake
>>494816110Honour mode is a meme. Just play the game to have fun and see the content you havent saw before.Play an evil Wyll and band Mizora etc.
What's this I hear about a Swords Bard/Paladin?How does this work exactly to be praised so much as a OP class combination?How is it stronger than say a pure Fighter, Paladin or a Gloomstalker? I don't see it.
>>494815957with intense eye contact
>>494816264What happened to the Merri poster....
>>494816005Flat characters aren't FLAT, retard. It's a character archetype, one that doesn't go through a character arc. NIGGER. Gandalf is a flat character. His journey is already over. He doesn't go through a character arc. >>494816080Flat characters aren't FLAT, retard. It's a character archetype, one that doesn't go through a character arc. NIGGER. Gandalf is a flat character. His journey is already over. He doesn't go through a character arc.
There's nothing wrong with being a flat character, or having a flat chest.It's about having your flatness challenged by more complex characters, or owners of cow tits.
>>494816264I would love to see berri finish her run
>>494816523It's legit a good analogy, you earned 5 goodberries
>>494816453It became thread cancer. It chose Hatred & Discord over Love & Harmony. It's still posting Merri's favorite archduke, if you're into that.
>>494816729Thats someone else you fucking mongoloid.
Would you guys still like me and reply to my posts if I was a flat character
>>494816461I can't believe you expect me to take you seriously after that
>>494816832Only if you were to challenge my very complex hurt, my craven heart, my shadwheart...>>494816854Wyll tongue my anus.
>>494816573The Berri run was extremely cursed and I'm afraid of coming back to it after months of not playing and dying to something retarded like the shart elevator or Power Word: Rape and disappointing everyone. I did see that the patch fixed some of the cursed interactions that occurred like guidance triggering the hag's wild magic surge. I'm not sure how well the game is going to work though after reloading an old save on a new patch either.
>>494816790And the schizo is "reformed" and no longer shitposts every day about Shadowheart, or Larian writers. It just doesn't happen anymore, alright?
>>494816964You don't even know who they are. You never did, always jumping at shadows and the stink of your own balls.
pookie got lost
>>494816964I'm not denying shitposting. I'm denying gortposting every day.>>494816918If you revisit it, I'd like to see new screenshots. Berri is my favorite little black boy after all.
>>494816964Yes everybody is the same shitposter, you are very smart, talk about anything else, schizo.
i love watching the schizo sleuth wars from the sidelines
>>494817174The Gortsow literally admitted to being thread cancer, but okay. I'm just imagining things. Maybe I'm the schizo here?
>>494817404I am thread cancer and yes you are.
>>494804925Anons help me its quite literally impossible for me to romance anyone that isn't Lae'Zel in this game.When I start a new run I'm like >"OK in THIS run I'm gonna romance Karlach, or Shart, or Minthara!"Then even if I start flirting with Karlach and Minthy I always end up in Lae'Zels waiting thin yet muscular arms.And Minthara ends up in the party so late (I never kill the tieflings I would lose out on so much during my honor mode runs) that Lae'Zel always has her hooks in me and I can't bring myself to romance anyone else.The only hope I have in romancing someone that isn't Lae'Zel is by playing AS Lae'Zel.
Who the frog is "Lae'Zel"?
>>494817398Same. Im gonna make some popcorn
>>494817479>Anons help me its quite literally impossible for me to romance anyone that isn't Lae'Zel in this game.Terminal I'm afraid. Frog is da best
>>494817479same
>>494817479The only way I've been able to escape romancing Astarion is playing Astarion, but even then I miss hearing his voicelines
>>494817186Pookie in Texas
>>494817856How do you roleplay feeling alive again, how the colors of the city bring back ancient memories: the more "gentle" nature that we can intuit from that?
>>494817969https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kAU3B9Pi_UWhat color cowpoke outfit would he wear?
>>494817479Do what makes you happy.If you can't help yourself but romance Lae'zel, go for it and don't twist yourself into doing something else.If you are *that* desperate however>don't recruit her / kill her (unlikely but an option)>instantly go for two other romances (which blocks off any other origin romance)Not exactly hard to push Shart's approval to trigger her romance early and Karlach's can only be started during the Tiefling party (could be wrong on that account, though).Can also just go for Gale's magic trick if you're willing to do it.Even if you have the dialogue option to start Lae'zels romance but already initiated two other romances, she will refuse to sleep with you and thus the romance is bricked.
>>494817404Just some discord troon pretending at my throne. I don't doubt they've posted some low level jungle gym level bait like a few Halsins or something, but THE schizo has set the tone of this general from day one. They turned /v/ against this tranny game and stopped the Ranjesh brigade butt cold right here. They don't even play this gay game, let alone engage in your fag ass waifuism. But you people have always done this to yourselves. At any given time I'm a dozen anons, yet half so often I'm twice as many. You'll complain to me about some anon I've never heard of being me while you dance to my tune. Same as it ever was. One day you'll stop talking about this Red game.
Though my general jumped the track I'd give my life to bring it back.
Personality wise, who do I round this party off with?>me (bard)>karlach>galeI was thinking shadow heart but fuck shes annoying.
So quiet. Did whiney bust his load?
the guy spamming dumb pastas and complaining about literally everybody is my most hated poster in this general
>>494817479>>494817661>>494817732>>494818390Isn't it interesting that the designated tradwife and best girl turned out to be Lae'zel when early on Larian was saying how she will sleep around and cheat on you since Githyanki don't do monogamy? And the one who everyone thought was going to be a vanilla romance? Shart? Turned out to be the biggest whore.
>>494818659Astarion
>>494818638I don't want your throne it's all yours bro.
>>494817969
>>494818694Nvm didnt refresh soon enough. Hes so good at edging isnt he.
>>494817479Lae'zel love is very powerfull indeed. I'm going for the Shadowheart for my second run and my plan is to bang the frog but keep Shart's approval higher and lock her romance before Lae'zel's like this >>494818390 anon suggests.
>>494818785I'll give Laezel a chance, love, marriage and eggnancy!
>[unintelligible schizobabble]You try so very hard for attention no one here is willing to give you. It's almost pitiful.
>>494818639A suicide stream would really set things right. Just be sure to verbally blame John before you end it and we'll have entertainment for a while.Your sacrifice will not be forgotten
>>494819107Oh no I'm sorry I was shitposting with musical lyrics again.
>>494818785Laezel is too alien and mean for most normies.
John X Dave X Kevin X Swen
>>494818390I think it would be interesting to see the unromanced version of your waifu, if only to see if that changes anything. Easier said than done, though.
>>494819160I was hoping you'd still stick to your quoted word!Its ok maybe someone else will do it if the shitposting gets bad enough
>>494818659Probably Astarion. Hes fun with a bard imo.
>>494819256Now THIS is the camp orgy I want
>>494819226>Laezel is too alien and mean for most normies.
>>494819303No, sorry anon I'm just a huge fag.
>>494819468I’m telling you the truth. It’s why they go for shadowfart
I'd suck Swen's Vincke to fix Wyll
>>494819468God I hate VAs
Not obsessed and reformed, by the way.
>>494813423> It's only fluff and bug fixes from here on.This would be an improvement over patches 6 and 7
>>494819591She mocapped Laezel even when she was pregnant you WILL put some respect on her name chuddie
>>494805162This.
>>494819014Your attention has no value to me. I assure you it flows more freely than you think. I whistle a tune and this thread hits the dance floor as you ever have, as you ever will. Mind that you don't find yourself busting a move.
>>494819546>huge fag>posting chudsyeah checks out
Thoughts on elf vampire cum?
>>494819885I’m using it to get dhampir kids
>>494819865Anon, I think you might like that musical then.
>1st playthru>get quest to kill Cazador>go kill Cazador, which was a massive pain in the ass>quest ignores this>go to Gur people "REEEE You need to kill Cazador!"Okay now what?
>Your attention [incomprehensible word vomit]Huh huh. Anyway, where's the pig?
>>494819804Sigh
>>494819591No she was based for that. Interviewer""Um.... AKTUAWLLY SHES CLASSIFIED AS LAWFUL EVIL"Devora:"I don't care [Laughs]"Chad energy.
>>494819776That would make sense with how she didnt realize gayzel was evil, since pregnant women are evil by nature and all
>>494819916Save some for me!
>>494819804Don't sell yourself short you little Shadowcutie.It's for everyone.
Gortash is the Paulie Walnuts of BG3
>>494818638>this>schizo posting cute. You're lucky I don't post here
I love my dollies, my barbies, my wifeoos.
gortash's walnuts in my paulie
>>494819984If he's a pig, he's like to be laying astride your mother for a three dollar bill
>>494820167>handsome older man in one thing is the handsome older man of other thing
>>494820293Yikes
>>494820286I would like to see your dollie's penis, that is attached to 'her' body.
>>494819885i need it in every hole in my body right now
It's talking to itself, don't respond to it.
>>494820350Zoinks
>>494820513JINKIES!
Is it in character for a Paladin to ditch their starting armor (with their oath symbol on it) if they really need the gold?
>>494820513Gortash strikes me as a SpongeBob kind of guy, not a Scoobydoo or Simpson one, any thoughts?
>>494820638no
>>494820409Even in your ears and nostrils?
>>494820638Does their Oath have anything against it?
Karlach would've been more popular if she had a huge horsecock.
>>494820664I think you are so right and extremely in tune with his character and I wish you would post more thrilling insights such at that one
>>494820261I wouldn't know if you did, you all blend together for me. The best you can do is do pick up what I lay down. I move from innovation to innovation, always finding new ways to lead this thread. Most of you are just along for the ride. Some of you style yourself as schizos and dig up what I've left for dead. But in the end you're all the same shit smoothie.
>>494820664I think he'd like duckman.Not because I project my likes and dislikes onto him. For his own reasons.
>>494820798Gortash wears socks when sleeping and laughs whenever he burps, he's that kind of person.
>>494820786Don't you think futa is a trans-adjacent fetish?
>>494820786This unironically
>>494820638Yes, because you won't get a better looking armor for the rest of the game.
>>494820756Yes
>>494820638Who are you fooling? You don't need that 50 gold.
still adore my little cleric pookie, even after everything
>first playthrough>I'm gonna fuck karlach>end up homosexxing astarionWelp
>>494820786Don’t look at Karlach porn
>>494821092I kneel, the only one capable of fighting HIM off of her.
>>494820927Im shaking right now from the quality of this in depth analysis and how SO RIGHT you are. Encore, I beg. One more.
>>494820981Let me get this straight. You think being a Paladin is all about looking good?
>>494821092What do you mean, ''even after everything''...HUMMMMMM
>>494820981>>494821092Ugly John Baldurs
>>494821095Another victim for the rizz vampire.
>>494821175Gortash hates greek yogurt because he is Turkish
>>494820664What would be each companion's favorite cartoon?
>>494821095based
Why has no one made a customizable Disguise Self appearance mod yetIs it impossible
>>494821265Im cumming everywhereSaving these to my Gort document
>>494820981I meant to say no*, don't get rid of it>>494821180It's also being good but yes. You have to look like a proper Paladin, otherwise people won't believe you.
>>494821409I'm sending you on your way, here's his hot hairy mantits LICKLICKLICK. Now begone.
>>494821354Under which circumstances is it acceptable to post something like this on 4chan?
>>494820981>>494821445Made for my dolls.
>>494821501delicia
>>494821175Gortash genuinely finds Wyll cool and tries to replicate his one liners and poseswhenever no one is looking, he alco calls himself the Gortmeister and is a big fan of telenovelas, he dreams of having an abuela that will tell him to follow his dreams and to go easy on nicotine
>>494821501mm pheromones
>>494821180yes
>>494821445Aylin could be in rags and people would still believe she's a Paladin. Maybe you need to stop having fake faith, you faker.
>>494821616Hang on a second, this is all about me
>>494821616I initially disliked this headcanon because Wyll is black. I changed my mind, very endearing.
>>494821786Lord Gortash it's an honor hiiiiii
>>494821525I'm sure they're lovely girls but he's dedicated to his Oath.>>494821687Aylin is a child of a god and she has wings, let's not get it twisted now.
>>494820017>Chad energy
>>494821945Its 2024 lesbian apologists can be chads too
I want Aylin to crush my head like a watermelon
>>494821945Sigh
I would suck the undead blood from his dick
>>494821945She's not a lesbian with Lae'zel, who's an ugly frog with a bad story, but she IS a lesbian
>>494821945cry more, nerd
>>494821945Does Jennifer also ship them
>>494822019undead dick so cold call it a cocksickle
>>494821945remember when she made a video with JE making fun of horny men but no one has ever mocked the hordes of fat white girls going "BITE ME VAMP DADDY" over and over again on socials and instead that's celebrated?
Filthy threesome sex sandwiched between Ascended Astarion and Archduke Gortash
>>494822019I want all the blood he sucks from me to go straight to his dick
>>494822104Yes. So does John and Kevin
>>494822203Sow-coded post. Repulsive.
>>494822104yes, men lost anon, we are forsaken and are maidenless.
>>494822258>>494822152It can go into his dick and then I can suck it back out again!
>>494822203>Threesome>Not one on one handholding >AstarionShame
>>494822187Have you seen the average Shartfag? They deserve to be ridiculed
>>494822321not even close
>>494822384they were making fun of frogfags and shartfags
>astariontrannies trying to start shit againignore them like always
>>494822384you lost too retard frogfag the devs hate men
>>494822480Based>>494822494No I didn't
Canonically she loves being dommed
>>494821885SWOON
>>494822494then why is she married with children as opposed to hagnnifer "empty carton" english
>>494822576I guess Jen could adopt
Hamburger helper is having a meltdown again?
>>494822542It actually is canon
>>494822726She should whip out the wooden strap.
>>494822187cry more
What is it about yuri that threatens fragile masculinity so much?
>>494822726>you are a lapdogWhat the fuck who wrote that?
>>494822816Shadowheart is quite literally Lae'zel's bitch
Good evening. I want to get married to spawn Astarion in a small ceremony at midnight. I carry him bridal style to our wedding bed. We hold hands as we profess our love for one another again. He blushes from the intense intimacy of the moment. We undress each other slowly, enjoying every second. We make love for the first time as husband and wife. He looks into my eyes and I can see that he is truly happy. We stay up talking about our hopes and dreams for the future, then finally fall asleep just as the sun starts to rise.
>>494822795stop taking away shit from us you fucking greedy cunts
>>494822956This but with Cazzy
>>494822876It's so fucking cute actually, I'm a big fan of turning the stoic warrior types into big old softies which would 100% happen with them.I mean shit can you imagine Lae'zel on the farm trying to wrangle a chicken?
>>494822987What do you mean us? If you play BG3 you're either gay, love astarion, trans or bi
>>494822956cute!!!!Also same
spoiled women literally can't imagine not being catered too
I could stare at her eyes forever.
>>494822956>I carry him bridal style to our wedding bed.Astarion is at least 160 lbs. How are you carrying him bridal style with your noodle arms?
>>494823212She's a peach.
>>494822987how is this taking away from you I don't understand, it's not your canon? so why does it matter?
>>494822795Yuri goodt. Straight male
>>494822726Kill every single millennial
>>494823267I started lifting recently. Soon I'll be strong enough to carry and protect my husband. I must keep him safe.
>>494823267gauntlets of hill giant strength
>>494823452B-b-b-based
>>494823346you constantly bully men for romancing them as male PC's so fuck off and you forced larian to join on it!
>>494823452>[Seething about the purest form of love]Look I get it, you're angry Shart isn't pure.
>>494822795if BG4 makes any BG3 ship official it'll unironically be this one or Wyll and Karlach or both
>>494823551Can we not?
Does astarion spawn ending do anything with the 7 thousand other spawn? I always thought he become their guide/leader afterward. Victim turned protector kind of thing.
I hate how shitty blonde hair looks in this game.
>>494822956same
>>494823647I hope it's never made for this reason.
>>494823452Zoomers are the most trooned generation of all time
>>494823665Touchy subject?
>>494823531I don't like your attitude I'm going to start bullying men now
>>494823686He's a faggot who died from a stake in ACT 1
>>494823750I genuinely don't care about that character but bringing up her sex life usually ruins the thread, let's not.
>>494822019same
Halsin xisters... I can't believe we lost to a reptile...
>Oh please oh please don't talk about that character's infidelity.
>>494823876This is canon
>>494823686https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sf0E6Cx5aa0>>494823876stakefag
>>494823735Because soilenials raised them yeah
>>494823686He can either go with the spawn to lead them or become a vampire vigilante.
>>494823647I doubt BG4 would reuse BG3 characters that much, let alone have canon ships. Most of them are effectively retired to their own corner of the universe. There's no need for another githyanki/mind flayer plot so Lae'zel would have no reason to return. The way BG3 reused BG2 characters is part fanservice, part the fact that the two games are 2 decades apart.
>>494823686Nope, he becomes an adventurer with me.
>>494823735Every last one of my emasculated pube-beard wearing painted toenails-having 40 IQ mouth breathing subhuman teachers was a millennialKill every single millennial
>>494824006>>494824015Sigh
>>494824183>handing out yous nowI thought you were better than that sigh anon
Sigh
>>494824070They'll bring them back for the fanservice
>>494824281It can't get worse than that, they can have their (You)
ooops
>>494824070they're 100% sneaking astarion in there even if its just a cameo
>>494824448Thank you for the you then
>>494824039>>494824146As much as the "people" rant about generations, they never have any idea where they start and stop.
The schizo sighs. It may have instigated and contributed to most of that shitposting for 13 months, it may have ruined countless of threads, but now it grows weary of it. It's reformed, a new schizo, a better schizo, or so it'd like to think. Maybe posting some twitter shit or wishing death upon the writers would momentarily distract it, but even that routine is getting old. And so, it sighs.
Is Minthara finally fixed? Do I have to remain celibate to romance her?
I CARE ABOUT OUR GENERAL OUR POSTERS
>>494824614I don't
>>494824454noooooo pookie
>>494824614Do you do your part in telling the swine to fuck off?
>>494824454pookie dookie no :(
>>494824571Sigh
What classes make sense for a Githyanki besides Fighter/Eldritch Warrior?
>>494824454pookie needs thoseI need those
>>494824895MonkWarlock
>>494824942they're mine.
>>494824826>>494824980Sigh
>>494824571A copy of a copy of a copy.
>>494825059>>494824980>>494824826>>494824328>>494824183SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH
>>494825038
Am I still allowed to talk about the Drag Queen owner of the circus or am I not allowed to make that joke anymore?
>>494825139This is the Wyll's BBC of sighs
>>494825252It'll offend the discord troons spamming the thread
>>494824975>WarlockReally? Gith make deals with demons?
>>494825252You are allowed and, frankly, encouraged
>>494825394Warlock because Vlaakith is a lich.
>>494824895>>494825394An actual dumb frog poster. You're not getting my help, tourist scum.
>>494825359I’m just asking because you didn’t like when I made the OP with him so I just wanna make sure it’s all above the board.
>>494821945Like I said. Chad energy.
>>494825252she's based
>>494825559That "joke" wasn't funny the first time, it wasn't funny the 20th time, and it won't be funny the 100th time. Consider a gimmick that doesn't single you out as a massive and unfunny faggot.
>>494822187>no one has ever mocked the hordes of fat white girls going "BITE ME VAMP DADDY" over and over again on socialsYes they do what are you talking about?
>>494825549What does Vlaakith being a lich have to do with making pacts with demons, outer gods and faeries?>>494825549I'll take the 2 (You)'s though
>>494825828It is hilarious and you have no concept of humor.
>>494825887The only sense of humor that matters is mine.
>>494825828I like it. Id also like it if you killed yourself.
>>494824454HAHAHA I DIT IT AGAIN AHAHAHA I KICKED HIS BALLS I POSTED THE WEBM OF THE DRAGONBORN KICKING HIS BALLS BAHAHAHAHA
>>494825886Sorry, I’m not a DND scholar I just assumed because my DM let me make a pact with a lich.
Would you have hot sweaty sex with the drag queen at the circus?
>>494826060Kindly leave his balls alone.
>>494826060sister.... they will make shitpost about us if you seethe like this. i understand it but please control yourself </3
>>494826060>>494826146oops
>>494826128HOLY FUCK HE PPSTED AGAIN OH NO NO NO BAHAHAHAHA
Not one of you is worth a damn. Why am I still here? I don't even know anymore.
>>494826128YES I WOULD
>>494826276Ty <3
>>494825886Where'd you get that cloak? Do githyanki wear cloaks?I like that sword! Do githyanki have to sharpen their swords?Is Lae'zel gonna kill the druids? Can I watch?People say I ask too many questions. Do you think so, too?Do githyanki have to study spells? Can I see one?Have you ever seen a githyanki dragon-rider? WOW!
>>494824454I NEED his balls
>>494825828shut up nerd
>>494826349Yipee
>>494822795Shadowheart clings to her like a lost puppy
PF2E conversion mod whenalso are they gonna use ai generation to make the companions good?
>>494826319nigga leave if you do not like us
MELTY TIME
>>494826053There was never any shortage of unfunny faggots here. You can throw yourself into the ever-growing pile.
I want to hold hands with him.
>>494826619same.
>the self-questioning cleric girl hates and fears the callous warrior descended from a race of pirates that raid, kill, and slave without mercy >What if they had sex though? OOOOUGGH OOOOUGGHH EROTIC EROTIC OOOOOOUGHH!!!!!Gouging out millennial eyeballsPunching millennial ballsacks until they explode Scalping millennials and making a rainbow coat out of the hair Peeling tattoos off millennial skin Picking the painted nails off millennial “””men””” Chopping millennials into chunks Laughing at impotent circumcised millennial ppsBeating millennials to death with a crowbar
>>494826349HAHA HE POSTED THE PICTURE AGAIN ITS SOOOO FUNNYYY HAHA DRAG QUEEN SEX JOKE
>>494826479I don't care what anyone says. That is a cute ship.
I highly doubt anyone here likes anyone else here
>>494826361You can join my party.
>[Oath of Devotion] *Recite the words of your Oath.*>Honesty. Don't lie or cheat. Let your word be your promise.>Courage. Never fear to act, though caution is wise.>Compassion. Aid others, protect the weak, and punish those who threaten them. Show mercy to your foes, but temper it with wisdom.>Honor. Treat others with fairness, and let your honorable deeds be an example to them. Do as much good as possible while causing the least amount of harm.>Duty. Be responsible for your actions and their consequences, protect those entrusted to your care, and obey those who have just authority over you.
>>494826686uh oh melty
STOPWHININGOHMYVINCKE
>>494826743I will flog myself public ally for you
Why did Swen Vincke project his hatred for BG3 and its audience to the entirety of Larian?
>>494826757I like the HD Frog poster and the Jaheira poster.I also like that one poster who wrote an essay about a build question I had.
>>494826756i secretly agree but theres way too many crazy anons in this general
>>494826757I like Mintharafag, the [Oath of Devotion] anon who just posted (hi), the last Shadowfag, the Galesis that left again, the Astarionsis that came back, and many more.
>>494827072>the last shadowfagBut he's you and he's a whiny bitchy faggot?
>>494826757I like that one guy that talks about the gnome washing his pits and frog posters who post Laezel without saying anything
>>494827072What's up for discussion?
You’re all unfunny FAGGTS
>tension exists between 2 characters = they must want sex >t. a morbidly obese pro-migrant pro-decline apartment-dwelling cat owner with a jacked hairline and soft, pudgy body Kill every last one
>>494827072>I like Mintharafagstarted cuckposting so he's eliminated>the [Oath of Devotion]his favorite character was a joke of 2 books and died off screen>the Astarionsispossibly the biggest cancer of the threadmaybe it's not him but they are all freaks
>>494824032I am proud of him, Astarion my friend. As a level 10+ ancient paladin, I am immortal to the ravage of time too.
I like myself sometimes
>>494827329Your dollie's penis and your AGP
>>494826276
>>494826765Based
>>494827072Why are you liking people on a ANONYMOUS message board
Washing my pits washing my pits
>>494827572:)
>>494827257I like myself, then. I'm a good poster who types good posts and posts good Shadowheart screenshots.>>494827329Nothing much. The light can hardly pierce the darkness that shrouds this place.
>>494827005>I like the HD Frog posterisn't that untitled anon?
>>494827419he's gonna nut in me tonight
>first playthrough as open hand monk dwarf>thought I was gonna romance Karlach because haha muscle mommy meme>find her manner of speech so goddamn annoying>slowly fall in love with lae'zelshit's wild mang
>>494827586Post who you romanced, John Gate.
>>494827606NTA but I enjoy trying to recognize post patterns to figure out who people are. Sometimes I wonder if anyone recognizes who I am when I don't post what I usually do.
>>494827606NTAYRT. Because these people are mentally ill.They'd all be better off on reddit unironically.
>>494827808He romanced his Oath.
>>494827850wouldn't everyone here get banned on reddit?
>>494827419Biggest cancer of the thread? Oh my.
>>494827850telling people to kill themselves will get you banned so I don't like it there
>>494827606Because, Timmy, despite the ANONYMOUS nature of our posts, we can still recognize REGULAR posters due to their POSTING PATTERNS and the CONTENT of their CHARACTER. The idea of 4chan is NOT to be UNRECOGNIZABLE, but rather NOT to be a THREAD PERSONALITY, or worse, an ATTENTION WHORE. Are you able to appreciate the DISTINCTION?
>>494827419Not all Astarionsises are the same
>>494827830It just clicked that I'm in an autism skinner box and am never coming back Adios.>>494827981Yeah. They'd just have to learn impulse control which is really hard for them since they've been conditioned to be able to say the first thing that pops in their brain
>>494827850This is trve. Everytime people get attached to namefags
>>494827419>his favorite character was a joke of 2 books and died off screenRead the other story instead. It's much better.
>>494828110>Timmy Slit your throat you bald faggot
>>494827850Reddit is so fucking bad you get shot for calling Wyll dogshit
>>494828021We did it sisterr
>>494826765[Oath of ancient]Abjure the aberration Unmake the unlivingEliminate the elemental Main the monstrosityFatality to the fiendsFrame the faeCondemn the celestial
>>494828110everyone loves to falseflag so nobody can actually tell who's posting what
>>494828272Kek
>>494828301Why don't you try falseflagging as a good poster, then? Maybe you can't. Maybe you don't understand what falseflagging means.
>>494828239Reddit is a hug box. They totally fake their love for Wyll
where does pookieposting fall on the cancer scale I'm curious
>>494827801>dwarf>monk>lae'zel romanceunfathomably based
>>494828381Can you falseflag yourself a life?
It is I, the thread princess. Let us talk about smoothies and Shadowheart's crabs.
>>494827853So true.
>>494828485please enlighten me
>>494828510Halsin gave her crabs
>>494828485It's a little cringe and a little cancerous when you overdo it. Just like most things in life, moderation is key.
>>494828632I've posted none on this thread. Think I've changed into a better person already.
>>494828546some schizo here gets really upset when I call him pookie and post pics
>>494828239Reddit is systemically leftist, they worship black people. Everyone pretends to like the least interesting companion in the game because he is black and it’s really obvious. It’s mostly to farm karma from other retards
>>494828485The lesson is, it is cringe and cancerous to be the only person overdoing it, if you see someone else doing it it is totally fair and valid to hop in on it as this is an anonymous website.
>>494817424https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT0chIY5m5M
>>494828745Truth nuke
>>494828745Factual
I don't want to read the whole thread, qrd on the zoomlet meltdown? Is he going to do this every day now?
>>494828723ikr, they just don't understand
>>494828782yeah I stop when I no longer get pookie replies which leads to>ALL ASTARIONSSITERS GONE AT ONCE??? LE DISCORD RAID???? KINDA SUS AINT IT BROS
>>494828912He mad>is he going to do this every dayHe does and he will
>>494828630Lae'zel ate her crabs
>>494828964You think all the "Astarion sisters" that joined you during the height of Astarionposting were genuine? With their twitter screenshots and fujo gay porn?
>>494829020this thread comes up with the gayest gimmicks I swear
>>494828964It seemed like you were having fun and I hopped in on it because everyone was being nice to eachother.
I’m the strongest astarionsister
>amerifags hours
>>494829241True, you are
>>494828497cute frog
I'm the fattest astarionsister
>>494829404rude, thats me.
>>494826686
>>494829404True, you are
>>494829137no lmao
I never romanced Astarion. In a way, I am more equipped to talk about the character than all the Astarion sisters combined.
>>494829238Thank you for posting my favorite picture of him. I love his fangs.
Why did this game attract such faggot schizos? The haters and the fans are both faggot schizos which is pretty rare.
pointless general
>>494829525Maybe?
>>494829525No you aren’t. You miss out on his sensitivity
>>494829591When I posted him more I did really like that picture. His eyes are really round and cute in it.>>494829628Yessir
I am the only good poster in this thread and people here will prove it.
We have modding tools. We are an eternal general.
Night /bgg/
>>494829671
>>494829671eating his grandpa ass
I haven't dreamt of Astarion in months. Hoping to break that dry spell tonight. Goodnight.
>>494829671To add to this point I think this is his most attractive picture with this being a close second>>494829238>>494829807His granny panties are funny.
>>494829885>most attractiveposting this for your consideration
>>494829869Hope you get it like last time.
>>494829780You can't do anything with them, most of you are too low IQ to form sentences, you think you can form campaigns and fully realized characters? Give it a rest.
>>494830121If we put our singular brain cells together, we can form a...a more brain cell and make something, I'm sure.
>>494829869>dreamtOld-fashioned, or personal preference? "Dreamed" just looks more natural.
>>494830048See I don't like it, maybe the camera's too close.
>>494830061Thank you>>494830183Personal preference I guess, I didn't think about it much.
Does red bull give anyone else gas? I need to find a new energy drink. I really don't like coffee (and it gives me gas too), but I need a way to really wake up in the morning, but this isn't it. My job is hard enough without being that girl that farts all the time in the office, and I can't be drowsy either.
>>494829780Nobody has many anything good yet
I am too lazy to play again. How is my relationship with shadowheart after I become a squid?
>>494829885he's hot covered in blood
>>494830385Millennial “women” be like: I drink liquid diarrhea every morning and can’t stop farting!!!
>>494830385Dude I don't drink redbull, the sugarfree tastes like ass and the regular one has way too much sugar.Aw I read the second half of your post I was gonna rec the one I drink but I changed my mind.
>>494830541It doesn't give me diarrhea it just makes me fart.
>>494830385Try prune juice
>>494830385blue redbull is the only good redbullworth the farts
>>494830385Try elf vampire semen
>>494830540I'm not a fag for him sorry.
why can't you people just be normal
The intellectual silence that arises (grows (thickens (plagiarizes))) during these hours is deafening, wow.
>>494830709My favorite
>>494830806I turned myself into a squid to save people.
>>494830709Need it in me
>>494830968me but with the c4 zero sugar pink starburst flavor
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>>494830806I'm gonna try being a better person(Not-selfish) while posting what I want(Selfish). So it'll balance out.
>>494830557That's dumb.>>494830661Don't think that would wake me up, and I don't even know where to buy prune juice lol, I've literally never seen a prune.>>494830708I like the taste of the white can and the yellow can. The blue and red are too sweet for me.
>>494831237This isn’t bg3 discussion
The poster above me has an IQ of 40
>>494831395The poster above you is a broken clock then.
>>494831224me after drinking a whole can of the c4 zero sugar pink starburst flavor
>>494831376Actually it is since I play BG3 after work, and have an easier time focusing on my roleplay if I'm not stressed from having to fart constantly.
>>494831237Prune juice is a natural laxative and can be used to ease constipation. It's usually in the juice aisle at grocery stores. When I was a child I was afraid of pooping and became constipated often so my mother made me drink it every night. One of my least favorite childhood memories tbqh.
>put chemicals in your body >don’t exercise>don’t go outside >eat sloppy shit >Me sleepy….chemicals… no work? What do???Kill every single one
>>494831556Well I don't want to go from that girl who farts to that girl who shat herself so what the fuck would I want to drink prune juice for?
>girlYou keep saying that.
>>494831686I didn't suggest it, the poster who did is trying to deceive you. I wanted to save you from that fate.
I love this game so much >>494817479Eh, I'm the same way with Minthara, except that I was eventually able to force myself to romance the others. Just look at it as roleplaying someone that is not like you.I still have about 10 playthroughs with Minthara and only one with each of the others lol.
>>494831721It isn't 1985 anymore, women can use the internet, surprise>>494831808Oh, ty then
>>494831794What’s with those faces
>the “girl that can’t stop farting” posts on /bgg/Nowhere to go but up
>>494831885they could use some prune juice
>>494831885They just drank prune juice and red bull and they're about to have a problem
>>494832020i just imagined that combination and felt nauseous
ohhh thats so many unopened messages its tempting.
>>494832113It’s nothing good I promise you
>BLORP
It's reddit spacing now. Know the signs.
>>494831669I'm so lazy I only eat 1 meal a day so I don't have to go to the store as often idk
Has any of the modders said if the new mod tools has expanded what they can do with the game?
Every single anon here takes care of their body, has a balanced (plant-based) diet, avoids HFCS and preservatives, only drinks in moderation, exercises regularly, and does it all for their waifu.
>>494832383There is an unlocked version of the tool to make new areas and quests, but Nexus has begun to ban it, and you can't use AI voices either. At this point the limiting factor is internet moderation more than tooling.
>>494832517I did start doing this actually.
>>494832521Is it just the unlocked tool that's being banned? Or is it anything they suspect made with it?
>>494832517I'm convinced I'm the only poster in the history of this general that wakes up before noon>plant-based diet Lol lmao
>>494832710Delete this
>>494832719No sir, I'm a wagie.
>>494832278you should start going on walks. you start small doing something like that regularly and suddenly you've got more energy and motivation to do other stuff
>>494832616The tool is for sure banned, I don't know if anyone has actually made a mod with it yet but they'd probably ban that too. They even ban people for just saying they pirated a twenty year old game, they're pretty crazy over there.
>>494832842What is this stance called?
>>494832842nah problem is its so hot and humid here you start sweating 1 min after being outside, hate it herewalking does sound nice though
>>494832858That's gay. I'm there'll be another repository somewhere.
>>494831885reading the cringe ITT
>>494820032>pregnant women are evil by natureWhy are you incels so weird
>>494832858At least they're consistent, unlike this thread's resident faggot jannie.
>>494831794>>494831961cute frogs
>>494833010it's extremely hot and humid where i live, too. i keep them short in summer and when fall/early winter comes around i feel like i could walk forever. it makes my body feel better and puts my mind at ease
>>494832517NO DRUGSNO ALCOHOLNO CIGARETTES
>>494833376laezel drinks beer in camp
>>494832521I want to create an alternate PC voice with AI, am I doomed? I have a cute voice and could probably convince some nexbeard mod that I recorded myself
>>494833376would lae'zel break up with me for drinking c4 zero sugar pink starburst flavor
>>494832517I get white girl wasted every fucking night and smoke 2 packs a day. S my pp. This is the real niggas general. Some nigga acting crazy in the parking lot and I pull out the tre duce and start lettin loose, ya feel me?
>>494833506You can try. They have an author's discord full of people that are literal mod detectives that go around investigating whether you got a loiscense for that texture and shit like that, so they might figure it out eventually. Best thing is to just make a burner account with a VPN and upload it that way. I've done several mods like that which add an item to the game or something but also surreptitiously change a few NPCs white.
>>494833718what the hell is white girl wasted
>>494833537Spare your indignity. Every word that spills from your mouth is worth less than the last.
What are the chances of a teaser from Larian at the next Game Awards?
>>494833804You drink so much that you start farting in the office the next day
>>494833804Its when you gotta lil bit of blood in your alcohol levels.
All Tav lines voiced with AI. I mean every dialogue option read aloud, like they had planned for Origins but scrapped.
>>494833851
>>494833869Zero
>>494833010I will live long for husbando.
>>494834017IDK, i kinda like the classic kotor verbal exchanges.
>>494833718
>>494833781Wow, ew. What is actually the point if adding a PC voice, I'm not replacing an already paid VA?
What should I respec Minthara to when I am the oathbroken paladin?sword bard?open hand monk?
>>494833376While a good starting point, and this would have been enough pre-ww2, this isn't enough anymore. In our modern age, we have to add no microplastics, no corn syrup, no unfiltered city drinking water, and no canola oil to the list. We're being fed a plethora of things that are unhealthy for us because it's cheaper to manufacture. Lean proteins like fish and poultry, green veggies like broccoli and spinach, and water should be the core of your diet. Low sugar, low growth hormones from buying mostly organic, and low in vegetable oils.To bring this back to Baldur's Gate 3, I always really enjoy going through the food selection menu while long resting and actually assembling balanced yummy meals. Some drinks, main courses, and side dishes. I eat things that would spoil faster first, and things that would travel and store longer, I save for last.I also love selecting foods that the companions would like. I love selecting Balduran Mash for Wyll since he grew up there, I love making mushroom dishes for Minthy, I love making then foods from the creche for Lazy, etc. They did a good job of having foods from each area of the game that make sense, it's just another attention to detail that I love about this game.
Where do they draw the line on AI? Is it just generative AI? Can you get someone to voice act the lines and then put a filter over it so it actually sounds like the character?
>>494834473Thank you for still being here.
>>494834362It's just a way for that type to feel good about themselves, they think they're standing up for worker's rights or something. Won't somebody think about the voice actors? It'll pass eventually, but for now we have to deal with everyone being a faggot. One of the many drawbacks to the internet being a small handful of sites now is that you only need a small handful of people to turn faggot and the whole thing is ruined.
>>494834138why?
>>494834287its the same schizo that was talking about skinning millennials an hour ago
>>494834483Try it and see. Nobody here knows. Even the nexus troons don't really know, they just make it up as they go. Maybe you'll get away with it, maybe you won't. If not just put it on github.
>>494834607>It'll pass eventually, but for now we have to deal with everyone being a faggotYep. Once AI doesn't sound like shit, everyone will be using it. It'll allow you to have endless conversations with the characters instead of a couple predetermined options
Admit it. This was the peak of the game.
How much larger would the game's file size be if all Tav lines were voiced? How much space does audio take up anyway
Trying to do a long rest but im out of Baldurian Purple Beverage, Marshmelon, and Fried Hooked Horror for Wyll. What do? He's starting to look angry...
>>494834473Do you believe it's okay for companions to eat animal flesh, not for sustenance but pleasure? Why isn't your Tav a vegetarian? Don't you know good people turn bad because they eat meat?
>>494835008Not much
>>494835124
>>494834287>I get white girl wasted every fucking night and smoke 2 packs a day. Every night I get extremely inebriated, and consume roughly 2 packs of cigarettes a day>S my pp. Preform felatio on my male genitalia>This is the real niggas general. The Baldur's Gate 3 thread on the Video Games Generals board of the website 4chan, is a thread for down to earth men, who dont tolerate disrespect from anyone while giving respect where it is due. >Some nigga acting crazy in the parking lot When I am in a parking lot, and a man starts preforming in a boisterous and confrontational manner>I pull out the tre duce and start lettin loose, I produce a .32 caliber handgun and begin fieing upon the implied indivual who began acting confrontational in the parking lot>ya feel me?Was I able to effectively communicate my thoughts to you?
>>494835448Why didn't you just type this in the first place?
>>494835008Way bigger. Right now all the english voicelines and animations are about 20gb. You'd need to add all the Tav voices and Origin voices for every player input. You'd want proper animations on them too
>>494835448I need this for half the posts you faggots make
>>494835448thank you
>>494835448Now I understand.
>>4948356038 Tavs + origins yeah I can see why they cut it
>Kill yourselves. Back to the hells with you.
>>494835582I like taking different types of rhetoric for walks
>>494835448I know you're drinking again dude, this is really bad for your liver.
>>494835965that's cool
>>494835975Disregard, I'm sorry I thought I was responding to prune juice fart person.
>>494836140Zased
Which companions would be most likely to fart all day at the office from drinking too much Red Bull?Which would be most likely to follow a random anons advice to drink prune juice and end up shitting themselves?
Would you believe it?
>>494836297>Which companions would be most likely to fart all day at the office from drinking too much Red Bull?Karlach>Which would be most likely to follow a random anons advice to drink prune juice and end up shitting themselves?Karlach
>>494836372I cannot believe you modded Lae'zel's armor to look that way.
>>494836462Well, personally, I didn't choose that...
>>494835975In the words of the immortal warrior poet, Tupac Shakur>Loced til they smoke me >The shit dont stop till my casket drop >High till I dieSo no... no I will not be stopping.
>>494836372>unmodded face>modded armor Just....
>>494835918I tried so hard to lure the ratman to him, but they don't actually fight at all.
Why does Karlach like it so much if you let this ogre molest you?
Who the fuc...
>>494837264she is a size queen.
>>494837298I believe that is Yara the Planar Bladesinger
>>494837638>just looked at the mod>there is a boss in act 3 that has lair actionsKewl
I'm so upset bros. The Warden went invis, so I casted Fairy Fire, but that shit pulled all the levers so all the prisoners b-lined to the exit, aggroing everything. So I throw an invis pot so at least Walbren and Alfiras gf survive, but they both swing their worthless fists, breaking it. Honour mode too, I just exited using the task manager but maybe it saved anyway. I feel like abandoning the save honestly. So fucking pissed.
>>494838118Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes. The tieflings deserve death.
>>494838118You have to live with the consequences of your actions. Not hit the magical reset button and pretend it never happened.
What romances don't end up cuckolding you? I've heard larian went a bit overboard in bg3.
These retards need an instruction manual on how to piss or else it ends up in their own face
>I heard that...>New player here...>Is it true that...
>>494835828they didn't cut anything, what was there originally was tav replacing the narrator, not tav lines being animated + voiced
1-1-5-2-4.
Why yes I do nuke the creche after killing every Gith in the building. I also let Astarion get nuked for the funny dialogue he has afterwards.
>>494839507stop lying, you faggots are insufferable
>>494836462i didn't notice until you pointed it out lmao
Barely a scratch either.
>>494839578???https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPKUpseKRGI
Please tell me I get a better or equivalent replacement for the mithril armor I made at the forge soon. Its so fucking ugly.
>>494840594Take the modpillhttps://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/2922I've been using OoD armour since the beginning despite switching armours atleast more than a dozen times.
>>494840594I must be weird because I actually like them.
>>494840678that armor must reek
Say what you want about Halsin, but I'd let him fuck my ass until I came like a girl.
>>494840594you do. Ketheric's armor is 19 ac with the magical plate passive. Just keep grym's helmet or shield for the no crit passive.And when you get to act 3, Dammon sells the best heavy armor in the game, and Duke Ravenguard's is also among the best.To be honest though, I really don't mind the admanantine armors.
>>494841212for the sake of your liver
>>494840069holy fuck they're real
>>494841247Why did you never reply to slopfag? He clearly feels bad about it.
>>494840594I stopped making it because it’s ugly
What's wrong with the adamantine
>>494842646It’s ugly
>>494842646The front part is a little... I don't have the adjective for it, but it doesn't really fit. And the heavy armor one can feel a little bulky.
>>494842980That is the heavy armor
If you're going to talk about aesthetic faux pas, you have to mention the Graceful Cloth first.
>>494841791I swore an Oath to see them through. It will be done.
>>494843070I know. Now that I look at it again, the scale mail isn't exactly better. Maybe worse, actually.
playing without a titanstring wielding rogue/gloomstalker is like pulling teeth.
>>494843528See what done?
>>494844423Credits with them.
>>494843487why is the equipment design in this game so juvenilewhile the environments, effects, and character animation all upgraded, its like the gear is still back in DOS2
>artist gf mostly doesn't pay attention while I'm gaming>meet this guy>"Oh who's that">quit game>weeks later, she's acting shady, hiding her notebooks when I enter the room>pretend not to notice but peek at them when she's at work>pages and pages of Halsin lewdsno no no NO NO NO NO NO
>>494805162This could have set the thread on a better course of lore friendly cooming and camaraderie, but as always these thread africans chose faggishness.
>faggishness
>>494846945Gently fingering Astarion's hairy little elf bussy with a single index finger, just exploring his insides, not even trying to make him p-gasm, just a friendly massage after a long day of sweaty adventuring while he tells me about rats and what they taste like to him. But he p-gasms anyways.
>>494847379>hairyhe's an elf
You're an elf
>>494847651https://youtu.be/VDHZ__kMhnM
Would you sacrifice 7000 souls so you could see your reflection again?
>>494847784>no dwarf race dialogue option to say this to astarionwhats the point
>>494847898>7000 soulsMan, that like sl1-3. Thats nothing. Go for it.
>>494825394If they want yes, but IMO GOO fits perfectly as they're also aliens. It makes sense for a gith patrol to stumble on some unknowable evil in space and being forced to make a deal with it
>>494847053Yes, you and your discord frequently engage in faggishness and troonery. No word better encapsulates what you people are like than the word faggot.
the only two mods your game needs:visible shields on backhalfling wyll
>>494849002Do you ever sleep
>>494849079this plus trans minthara mod will have me set till bg4
>>494849083No, there's an anon posting here 24/7 for you to project nemesis fantasies onto. And they're all me, you sloppy faggot.
>>494849353I was only asking because I wanted you to join me in bed. Im a little spoon btw
Wash My Pain Away is criminally underrated.
We wonhttps://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/5472?tab=description
>>494851049Aylin is a big girl.
Aylin looks creepy.
Aylin if human would be so epic
>>494851049>no AI voices>no custom questscringe, wake me up in 2025
>>494851049LET'S GOOOOOO
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