Previous: >>495200320Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Version 9.1.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v910• Drizzle Season is on until 11/30>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
it’s nice to exclusively fish without worrying about the almost nonexistent points going to catalog levels as they’re just repeating catalogs now. now i can drop pvp modes for good.
pollo?
my wife
I love Aori.
weyyo!
*drunken marie noises*
>>495340492Taking advantage of drunk Marie for sexual gratification
>>495340492her breath smells like whiskey, and her kisses burn a little
>>495340569drunk marie somehow manages to take advantage of you an begins to sniff you violently
Marie does calligraphy and wears kimonos that she bought from the costume store and doesn't iron she clearly drinks sake and lots of it.
>>495340692My armpits have never been sweatier
Nono said shes banning everyone with a marie avatar from pb2 and open
>>495340909
>>495341508big wooman
obesity rates are increasing in splatsville
>>495342219goblin's taking her first post-splatfest letdown hard
>>495342219I didn't see that many cephs wearing Airflow & Hustle Jacket.
>>495342219Only because inkopolis had to start deporting all of its fatties after the "no fatties allowed beyond this point" mandate started
cute
>>495342395They're all indoors, gorging on FreshHub delivery services. Addicted to jelly TV.80% of them are Octoling.
>>495340262Now I can wage slave without it feeling like a job.
I wish grizzco were real
My shirt came in! Now I can wear my 2nd place shirt in public with no care in the world.
>>495344002is it xxxxxxl
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>495344002>XL
>>495344002What size is that?
>>495344113>>495344137>>495344153>>495344165why do you care so much about my weight?
Fatshaming veemo
I wear XXL but my bmi is only slightly overweightI'm working on it
>>495344113Not that many X's!>>495344153Yep!>>495344165XL.>>495344280I don't at all since I been working my weight been going down.
fat veemo telling you not to notice her gigantic sized shirt which still fits snug against her corpulent softness
i have to wear xxl because my tits are h cup
I only use oversized shirts for my wommy
>>495345069frye...
fryes wobbly bellyfrye gurgling because repeated foodfests are nigh
>>495345069Fat yebby...
>>495345604needs to wear a bra...
>>495345351No they aren'tThere won't be a food fest until splatoon 4 since we're only doing seasonal fests nowFrye will have to starve
>>495345768frye cannot starveshe must eat, it is her life.
>>495345768inshallah the manta will be cooked
>>495345069Hippie/kankora can't be this sexy
woomy eats too many carbs and doesnt look in the mirror anymore
>>495346514Veemo knows she's ugly and hates catching sight of herself in a reflection especially in public
>>495346514Woomy got some extra cushion for the pushin
>>495346514woomy needs to go out more do some matchesnot eat deep fried goods and watch the tv all day
God why were splatoon 2 weapon kits so much funnerEven if the meta was shit at least you could have fun with your main
>>495346808love me some chubby kids :3
>>495346756Veemo hates her own raceVeemo wishes she was a woomyVeemo only dates yebbiesVeemo wants mixed species kids
>>495340860i love calliegraphy
>>495344587didn't know you were fat excelexcel
obese woomy who constantly falls over during basic turf war matches and can't turf their basebullied constantly by everyone else on her team, even the timmies.
good night /ink/
>>495348432these are skinwalker squid sistersdo not trust them
love me woomieslove me splatling gunssimple as
This is a fuckin video...to some FAT FUCK on GooTube named Coho2988
>>495340492how do you get an image like that? is this from gmod or something
Yup. Still orange.
Mammals.
>>495348831orangechan my beloved
>>495349061disgustingget out
>>495349061I'm warming up to them.
>>495349304smug bratty woomy...making me admit my addiction to woomy...
>>495348831orangechan my belo-hey wait a sec...
Correction... NEEDED!!!
do woomys still do the splat 1 hip sway or did they nerf it
squish squish squish orangechans big fat flopperskneading her glistening juicy neon blubber wubber floppers
>>495349842Anon you fucking TEASE
>funny matching names in the pool playing together
>>495350630they also have sex over the internet
>wave 1 wipe because some retard who got carried to EVP thinks 2 golden eggs was enoughIf it was the charger I'd give them a break somewhat but it was the undercover brella, literally no excuse
>>495345942close but no cigar
We beat those clowns
>>495349061Reminds me of a dream I had sometime ago>Someone makes fanart of all the idols but as humans>Blows up more than anything else online>Not even bowsette can be compared to its sudden popularity>All of a sudden everyone’s talking about the human idols and making a shit ton of fanart, even threatening to overtake the squid/octo fanart>Splatoon is finally popular in the west thanks to this>The catch is that it’s ONLY the human interpretations people like, not anything else>Most people don’t know even they’re from splatoon, even more don’t know they aren’t originally humans>Most are still turned off by the series and are disappointed “such great characters are relegated to such a childish series”Would you take splatoon finally getting noticed if it meant the attention is your favorite characters turned human?
>>495353440Almost no woomy leftNearly out of woomyPlease come back in 3 or 4 years
Ah damn by 0.1%, unlucky
hording my supply of woomy
>>495345942those are some sexy cephs
wish I had a naked orangechan in my bed
>>495354648Orange Chan is 23 years old she already has a husband and kids you have to move on
>>495354940>she already has a husbandYeah, me. Weyyo by the way.
>>495347639Wrong choco woomy... Im the other one.
Death to RG
Splatoon 4 will have a selection of pets including a smallfry, a seaslug, an octoball, and a bird
why are weyyo players so rapey?
>was missing a piece of clothing from the shops somehowHuh.
>>495355650>everyone is french
If I switched to woomy for a bit would /ink/ make fun of me
>>495355824We'd think your woomy is good.
>>495354648I do
hey youc'mere
>>495356347POV you are a mosquito
>>495353440when she's unable to squid
GGs Bread & Meat for Cheap, good turf! I need a break
>>495340429
>>495356889What a nice couple
>>495340429I'm warming up to the muffin.
Stop playing turd war
>>495349061Go to bed, Marina.
>>495358124Marina's cringe-ass humie OC
callie inviting you in for a hug!it's a trick!callie suplexes you!
>people will still reference random ass stage dialogue from 2 and 1Making dialogue skippable (and waiting a year to actually add the dialogue) murdered deep cut's characterization I bet none of you can even remember more than one piece of Deep Cut stage chatter off the top of your head
>>495358462They didn't even have stage chatter when the game released, which is when people would have paid more attention. Doing it like a year later when people's built a reflex to skip the news is pointless.
>no Annaki gear in shop todayGod dammit, everytime I'm at 95+ stars the brand I'm collecting them from just disappears from the stores. My seed is fucking with me
>>495358462judd is NOT helping
>>495358817The game keeps bullying me by showing me all the clothing I have to pay 200K and I still have lots of clothes to get stars on
Woomies are an hongered
Don't you hate it when your teammates stop the enemy team from scoring a knockout just in time for the afk detection to trigger?
Do you think they ever invite Acht
>>495362479Marina is too porlsexual to think about it and she has A8 anyway.
They should just replace ranked with another shellout machine next game.
>>495362664Yep, salmon really have those
>>495353440Me rn fr
is there any reason to do vertical shots with wellstring other than inking?
>>495366539More poking range so if you have someone pestering you from afar like a charger or Hydra you can reach them with jumping shots.
Do woomies play mario party?
am i fresh
>>495366663I just tested on the range and the furthest shot doesn't go any further when jump shootingOr if it does, it's an incredibly small amount
>>495366750not really a fanthe boots dont match the rest
>>495366750no squigga
>>495366750I've seen rotting corpses fresher than you.
>>495366750he looks like a level 1 crook
>lose>do a passive aggressive booyah>feel like a cunt now
I always felt like enemy wellstringers in splatzones had such an easy time, being able to harass everyone and keep the zone inked from near-complete safetyI finally tried wellstring for myself in zones and yeah I was completely correct, it's easy as fuck
>>495367923They dont know that tho!in their point of view you might as well have said "we tried, good job"usually before the match ends I booyah as a sign of GGs to my team. Never thought about it being used as passive aggressive ever lol
When are they adding cognitive testing to this game?
>>495368318Army weyyo's BBC......
Am I and my big friend fresh, ink?
I will spare you all the effort of posting.>woomy = fresh!>yebweyy = unfresh>veemo = straight to the blenderHope this helps.
>>495368837Ay!
>>495367907>>495366750>yo new guy, join my gang, or else>>495368837Ay. (You would be wise to join our gang.)
>>495368928what about penis woomies
>>495368997maybe I should.
>>495369132Even penis woomies are fresher than the rest of cephs.
all cephs are fresh you just gotta dress them right!!
>>495369460>tinted shadesYou messed up
>>495358462"whats 6 gorillion times 5 million?" - shiver talking about sr
I still can't help but feel like the durian cut is something only little kids would use
>>495369551W-WHAT!?
>>495369607little kids use the ones you see in the boxart of the game because they think that's the main ones and they wanna look like the box
>>495369897not true at all
>>495369897most people pick woomy because they're default and they look cutesome people pick veemo because they're contrariansa small number of adult women and young boys pick inkling boy because they're either fujos or they wanna play what they are in real lifeand an even smaller number of homosexual adult men pick weyyo because they moan a lot
>>495369984sorry you're right. I don't know why I even spoke at all. you guys are authority in little kids after all! In my hubris I thought I knew better.
don't know much about squidology
>>495370064octolock weyyos are very straight and manlyit's just every other option either looks stupid or gay as fuckand there's also the issue of octolocks being tainted by a certain thread regular
>>495370296we were all kids at one point retard
Anyone for a touch of Salmon at rotation?
https://youtu.be/Vvp3Rv2yCl8
>>495371819this is penis music
hello down there
>>495371798I could touch a salmon.
>>495371798i can fish for a bit
>>495371798Sure
woommoms taking their squibs to their first concert
>>4953717982/4, (You) me if you want in.
>class is called tristringer>only viable pick is the one that doesn't shoot 3 shots
>>495373560anon...
i can be ur demon
or ur angle
what is the worst brand and why is it toni kensa
>>495375164it's not one of the new ones?i don't think i could even name them.
>>495375164Can't argue with that. Emberz is a close second.
>>495375164tentacurl earring is great though
>>495375164InklineMost of their gear is ugly
well anyways my woomy is cute and that's all that matters
eating a dinner of junk food with the girl who is made of sour punch straws but smells like dried kelp and shiitake mushrooms
>>495372794Anon…Why is it cropped?
>>495376483it's a WIP looks like
GG's HS!
GGs squid!
it's over :(
i like squids
anyways since there's only one day left in summer fair warning, you should switch your woomies over to long pants, otherwise they will get cold. i will be taking notes and silently de-meriting those that do not comply and choose to wear dolphin shorts and short spats regardless.
>>495378017but it's spring here
>>495373560flux is a strictly better stamper after all the buffs it got (many undeserved), if it had a kit to either match the meta or help its weaknesses (even marker would do), it'd be a top tier threat. tri-stringer is lowkey really good, but backliner being really good is not enough when snipewriter exists and is completely fucking busted.
>>495378184why are you Australian(?)
damn forgot to post this
is this one fresh
no
>>495378992why your squid is black
>>495378992>hipster cut woomyNope.
>>495378992would sex
>>495379021overcooked
>>495379245FREE HER
>>495378017my woomy is one of those kind of annoying woomys who says they dont get cold and wears shorts all year round
>>495379245well? get started already
2 pieces of amiibo gear immediately makes any set unfresh
>>495378017In the south it's consistently warm until December.She'll be fine until then.
>>495378636I can't help it
>>495380096Temperate climate is fucked, last year has been warm till mid winter
>>495380217splatoon irl soon
>>495378017but
>>495370894i was a squid
>>495379973hmm, big man is not that big afterall
post a woom/veem you're okay with being naked please
>>495381467are you going to make them naked?
>>495382339probably
>>495381467why not yebs/weys?
>>495382403not very good at drawing them
>>495382403LMAOOOOOOOOO
>>495381467i prefer cephs wearing clothes
do it now
>>495382275She looks extremely smelly
Putting my woomy in the biggest softest sweater.
These fuckers that can easily kill fishsticks but don'tgod damn
Stuffing /ink/er cephs into playboy bunny outfits and forcing them to carry drinks around on platters./ink/er cephs self conscious trying not to think about all the eyes on them/ink/er cephs constantly trying to unwedge the outfit out of their butts
>>495384405
>>495385036name ONE (1) /ink/er ceph that isn't a msssive slutyou cant
>>495381467Can you do nono
>>495385225HD, S, the other S, the OTHER S, SS, Rz.there's a lot more I can think of.
>>495385397Incorrect on all counts, do not try again.
my woomy is pure
>>495385631>HD, S, and Rz out of all of them are slutsFuck off back to your hole you worm
>>495385868yeah purely silly
bumnuggler make more octolings
>>495386031...the same ones that draw/encourage lewds?
>>495386203The forgotten sculptor...
>>495386276HD doesnt do much, S doesnt actively endorse lewds, and Rz is just a dummy.None of their cephs are sluts.
>>495381467if someone says an idol Ill try them since no one seems interested
>>495386560Ignorance must be bliss
sluttiest inker woomies?
>>495386918Ok fine after some thought, maybe HD's and S are, but Rz's has no appeal.
>>495385225yeah me
>>495387305RTFP
are you daring enough to draw big man naked?
>>495389168
>pearl drone telling me to keep cool while I'm slowly floating to my inevitable death after getting knocked off the side and my armor broken at the same timesingle color chip runs are such fucking memes
>>495379245epic reddit meme
>>495389852the meme quite literally originated on /mlp/. fuck off,
>>495389852>4chan meme>"uh uhuh reddut lmao"I wonder... the day greentexts meme format becomes more popular in other social medias will schizos just forget it came from here and start gatekeeping and parading people over it?
teeheeing is dead
>>495379245the kirby controller,,,
>>495390553You can explain the joke as much as you want its still not gonna be funny anon
>>495390568Big man unironically looks kinda good here
shiver probably uses too much teethfrye would get impatient and just fuck youbig man gives the best head for sure
>>495390824fiiiine. keep shouting "reddit" at anything you see
>>495385225am NEET. just woke up.ice cream bar for breakfast. medicines so I can pretend like I can function.soon, squid gamepaint, sploosh, splat. MANMENMI!Other than the announcement of a certain someone retiring from a certain idol group, this has been a pretty standard NEET morning for me.Will fish. Will fish alone. Will post emenimi
>>495391228sorry don't know why you were (you)'d in my post.I'm not talking to You. I just can't stop fucking up, desu! What does one do?!
>>495391228Please dont be tofu
>>495391625I have literally just woken up and this post shocked me too, I am a NEET too but that isn't me. I don't even know what an ice cream bar is, it sounds American. Also my typing format is more autistic and lacking emotion other than anger, my brain can't even pretend to make posts like that
https://youtu.be/AqnUh654mz4
it's my birthdaypost woomies
>>495392120Side order wasnt kino
>>495392346nagger
>>495391625if it was him he would be posting about how much he hates freelancers but still continues to play with them instead of the threadthe archive doesn't link that image back to him either, whoever that is sounds like the>parko is an enemyposter based on the filename
>>495392295
here's your new shop keeper bro
>>495392830I look like this
>>495386820do callie since everyone here is a coward
>>495392295Happy birthday, anon!
>>495392897cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veKfGFZMGP4The grand fest tricolor gave me flashbacks to vid related.>Team Past getting flashbacks.Remembering previous games and seeing similarities of what I enjoyed.from gruesome firefights to wacky squid kid combat.
>>495386820Craig but posed similarly like classical artworks. Like the thinker or something
>>495386820the scrote superstar
craig going through town with a lantern in the middle of the day saying he's looking for an honest ceph
>lose a 4v3thank goodness there was a disconnect so it didnt count as a loss :^)
>>495395063it secretly counted because the dc wasn't on your team
woowy!
>>495357008Cutie!>>495357263Huh, glad to hear that, and welcome to the club.
>>495391958will you SR with me even though you hate me :skull:
>>495393892Mr grizz is rolling in his grave rn
>>495396556he isn't dead. I hear his voice every time I take a job. My boss is eternal, as is my labor. We work forever.
>>495396646Splatoon 4 will be set in the past not because team past won but because after hearing the news mr grizz crashed down onto earth and killed everyone so that nobody could have a future.
>>495396413There's only one person on this planet that I hate and he doesn't play salmon run, so yes I would play salmon run even if I did hate you because the claim itself would actually be a lie which would mean I have no reason not to play with you other than if we keep losing then I'll quit playing and go do something else
>>495395910Absolutely adorable!
>>495381467
>>495397932cute tomboy with massive knockers
>>495398367extremely good cook: frye, big mandecent cook: marina, callieaverage cook: marie, pearldon't even bother asking: shiver
>>495398468>good cook>frye, an indianI thought the cope of how ugly and unlikeable she was that people need to pretend to "love" her was bad but this is just plain hilarious. Callie too, as decent? The one character confirmed to not be able to cook and has to order all the time which is were the fries meme came from
>>495398706>anon's favorite meal
>>495398706yap yap yapyour mouth goes flap flap flap
okay, hop on
good wooming
no i don wanna get up
>>495401137great now he's drawing cubes too
>>495401475
>>495401687toast...
https://files.catbox.moe/re75bd.mp4
That's right, your friend octostomp is back for a 5th time in splatoon 4.
octo oven my beloved
btw whats this meme about boxes
>>495402363It's a dead pane albready, I wouldn't worry about it.
toasty
ooh, toasty!
>>495402726https://files.catbox.moe/i7ou7w.mp4
>>495402447Mawie...
marie sings very well but she sounds like she's half asleep at all times
>>495402363https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=boxification
noooo marie don't turn me into bread
>>495403234Evens I make a shitpost out of this, odds I try to sleep and forget I saw that
>>495403074I don't get it.
>>495403549it's like sex
>>495403460haha oh no don't cube fat veemo
>>495403460>0Oh no.
>>495403684fat veemo inside a giant cube and takes up all the space
>>495403684she would be spherical
its always the fucking zeros that get me, why is it always the gods damned zeros, and why is it considered evens
>>495403883SPHERICAL
I need some brainstorming material.Suppose Splat4 makes it so you get compensated for a disconnected teammate, but not with a full-fledged AI player but with some weak, simple bot with a baisic gameplan, to not skew the match too much. You randomly get one out of a selection. So far I've thought of a baisic roomba guy that just paints in the background (but will oneshot you if you happen to run into it), a sharky guy that does nothing but swims to frontline and sprigtraps at opponents, and a mortar guy that chucks bombs in the general direction of the enemy every 10 seconds. Any more ideas?
I... am manmenmi...
>>495404135I prefer just ending the match honestlyI dont need another souless player with no human brain in my team.Besides most people wouldnt realise and what if I disconnected and my bot was just super cringe?I cant be letting some AI makin me look bad at the function manIt's not natural.Also a guy that runs head first into the enemies and shoots alot and jumps alot and is annoying
OK is time 4 sleepI hope you have a nice day /ink/, youre great
Why don't you guys ever use voice chat?
>>495406468I am an even worse screamer than putz.you don't want that.
>>495406563slomming with people screaming is fun
>>495406468because fuck you
>>495406468Why would I want to listen to squeakers?
>>495406468Do you really wanna hear 30 over year old men?
>>495406468We do in the secret 'cord.
>>495406468because voice chat is antithetical to splatoonsplat is very specifically designed to not require vc as it gives you more info to work with in a smaller space than most shootersas a result, you can work great in radio silence if you have enough awareness and forethoughtbut at the same time, quadrupling the info gathered by sharing it between players of the same team open the book too much and let you always act without hesitation and caution, resulting in an overly aggressive game that betrays the principles of strategic territorial shooter
>>495406714DEAR GOD HERE COMES ANOTHER FLYFISHFLIP-FLOPPER INKOMINGGOOD FUCKING LORD IT'S A HORROBOROSSOMEONE MAN THE CANNONS COHOCKS INBOUND
>>495405483Love Ian Mantaro
>>495406563....same
voice chat but I just soundboard marie voices so people think im the REAL marie
>>495407965I might end up doing things to you if were blind
impossible, you are not in the room with me you are playing an online video game away from me
Well this didn't workGuess it's back to woomy
>>495408452Echos of Woomy
how would an splatoon spinoff RPG work if Nogami pointed a gun at you and made you write up ideas?
>>495408670Similar to Miitopia in the sense that you make your own ceph party and assign them weapon classes
never mind looks like woomy will have to wait a bit
>>495408670Like Persona, with more emphasis on the dating sim aspect
>splatoon 4 begins with Agent 4 and Callie celebrating their marriage
>>495403074I finally get it. so japanese players seem to hear deep cut say real words during their tri colour shout it goes like this:かっ飛ばせー! す! り! み!(Kattobase! su! ri! mi!)(Knock it out! Deep Cut fan!)オヌシが塗らねば誰が塗る!(Onushi ga nuraneba dare ga yaru!)(If you don’t splat for it, who will?)かっ飛ばせー! す! り! み!(Kattobase! su! ri! mi!)(Knock it out! Deep Cut fan!)ハイカラビビってる! ヘイ! ヘイ!(High-Color bibitteru! hey! hey!)(Inkopolitans are afraid of you! hey! hey!)the comic is specifically saying that last part.cool!
>>495409420with how important stylishness and fashion and such is to Splatoon, a lot of persona is a pretty decent base, but the type-based monster-collecting combat doesn't really fit at all. maybe Resonance of Fate's battle system would be a good template
Im willing to buy the Switch 2 just to get done with the Salmon Run frame drops
>>495410507You'll still have those since they'll just flood the map with even more fish sticks
>>495410601wow the map is such a gay fish
>Shiver and Frye have canonically slept over at Big Man's house atleast once
The lacrosse sticks are actually a hint for the first ever non-mario nintendo sports game, Splatoon Lacrosse Strikers Charged.
>>495407198more so than egirls or children
Have they started migrating back from /v/ to /vg/ already?
Shiver should be more outright villainous and sadistic. they cowarded out on her characterisation, which is what makes Deep Cut feel so flat. The best bit of character she has is going for Marina in Take no Fools.
>>495412310why would she be villainous to the only people she love?
>>495408670I guess a mixture of Paper Mario, and some kind of grid based combat system, where controlling territory is important. Also, just let the Paper Mario people make it, since I don' think PM is going anywhere interesting as a franchise, and looks to be getting completely cucked by Brothership.
I think an RTS wouldn't be so bad.
>>495412510Cause that's the dynamic of Deep Cut. they're a goofy anime villain gang. Shiver is the leader, and the others are her dopey underlings. They're Team Rocket.
>>495408670combat racing game with territorial mechanics
>>495412839they're not her underlings, that's not the dynamic at all.and they're already goofy to each other, they don't need to be villainous at all.
a side order of fries please
>>495413135fat veemo...
You got your Grand Festival icons already right anon?
what icons
>>495413781the reward ones or the default ones?
>>495413851pretty sure its obvious hes talking about the reward ones
Bros, is there any reason not to swap for chunks in SR?Also, is SR the fastest way to farm chunks?
>>495391228anmemnoni..an..enemy?
>>495413923but they're not out yetI haven't turned on my switch today but I was told it wouldn't be for another month or so
>>495414117they're outat least for me
>>495414117>He hasn't bothered checking his icon list on NSO
>>495414035Maybe if you got gear with better main or more slots, and yes that's the fastest way to get chunks.>>495414117Just got mine today.
Goblin grip is outI repeat, goblin grip is out
I'll get them on the re-run.
>>495414174>>495414206>>495414221Well I haven't. I took part in the festival all three days and played with people on my friends list. Maybe its a regional thing?
They should just turn the fest grounds into a hub. Just have jellies stand in for the idols.
Well anyways here it is. They must be holding these weekly now, it feels like.
>>495415043SURELY Nogami will finally gut pencil in the next patch, whenever that is.
>>495408670At the beginning of a battle, use Tableturf cards to strategize attacks and claim victory against the enemies that appear before you.
>>495414035>is there any reason not to swap for chunks in SR?I don't think swapping for chunks counts the main ability, so sometimes it might be worth replacing a piece of gear you don't use for one with a main you need chunks in.You can then replace the main with something you do have an abundance of chunks in. Granted, this is trading 45 chunks for 6, but sometimes it's worth trading that much of something you don't need for something you do.
>>495415043>area cup without riu playing
>>495415737literally who and why should we care
>>495415229not happeningthey're extremely proud to have reinserted a charger into relevant play and they want to keep it there>>495415892you should be able to have a guess from context alone
>>495407258can you send me an invite? I'm a bit lonely and looking for frens to play with. I think while voice chatting it would be fun.
>>495414712Acht huggies (^:
Acht more like yawn
>>495415043But hey enough about Tristrike
>>495415043the winners exclusively used regular pencil in finalswhat kinda red propaganda is this?
>>495415043why do we never see any aerospray played by pros
>>495417383healthy...
>>495417257>
>>495417643I'm a newfag and genuinely curious
>>495417224Maybe they played it more in parts of the bracket that weren't streamed? idk.
>>495417257you could see a few in 1, early 2 and even a bit in post-unnerf lategame 2, back then it was still a strong enough main with legitimate niche kitsin 3 it's a hopelessly powercrept main with deliberately sabotaged kits
>>495417224>Ignores N-ZAP is also missingIt's likely what >>495418417 is saying
>>495418230If you're not Nono trying to bait into an opportunity to post the same 3-4 webms of him stomping on children in turf, Aerospray can't fight for shit and the kits it has don't help their teammates the same way a N-ZAP or Neo Splash does. If you're a 2-liner and your name isn't .52 Gal you're just a turfing bot and special bitch.
>>495417257Aerosprays are some of the worst weapons in the game.>minimal offense capability>>five hits to kill>>high shot spread forces you into melee range to hit anything>flawed kits>>mg has reefslider which is really predictable and results in your death 95% of the time>>rg has sprinkler and booyah bomb so its main strategy is spamming the latter
>>495416671>>495416763>>495416787I'm a Pearlinafag and Side Order apologist, but I really hate how dirty they did Acht. Marina barely even pays attention to her, her childhood friend who turns up as a zombie after years MIA. it's shitty for Acht and terrible characterization for Marina
>>495418419>>495418808thanks anons. I think I'll switch to the splatter shot jr, but I wish it still had the ink armor. new special is pretty useless. Also, no clue who nono is, but I assume that's the schizo that spams ''kill yourself''
>>495419368Here's the thing: if you play for fun you can pick whatever. Even in anarchy you can pull things off with literally any weapon. It only becomes a problem in competitive play where you have to coordinate yourself with 3 other players to optimize your strategies or in X battle where you're going to be perpetually mogged by just about any weapon.If you're just doing turf or open and think the weapon is neat then more power to you.
>>495419368Bubbler is perfect in the right situation.>free points on tower control>beacon for power clams>protects the rainmaker at checkpoints and lets the user safely spam shots>protects long range teammates>bomb, special, bomb>splat roller gets uncontested space by one shotting anyone who tries to challenge youNono is the poster who acts like hot shit with MG by posting cherrypicked webms and insults people behind their backs on discord.
>>495417257- RNG bullets and limited range, even on a close encounter especially on a fast moving enemy you might fail to connect the bullets on the enemy's hitbox. It would have been fantastic if they gave a bigger hitbox to those bullets so they are less likely to miss. You can strafe and shoot to regain the accuracy of the first few bullets like most shooters tho.- Fizzy bombs are versatile and deadly but aren't as spammable as splat bombs especially in close encounters with no time for preps-Sprinkler isn't a very useful sub weapon for aerospray of all things, the best it gives you is a temporary distraction or weak shield against a pursuing enemy. Or something annoying to put high up.- Reefslider makes you very vulnerable upon use. More than often you die using it if there are mumtiple enemies. It pair very nicely with fizzy bombs before and after use. That expanded 70 damage ring was a blessing for MG but you better hope you prep hard enough or the enemy will have no issue dealing with you as you're stuck in place post-use, you might also lose sight of them too due to the explosion visual impairment - Booyah bomb spam is RG's only viable strategy which is terrible Posting a webm too to piss off anon
When will he leave this general?
>>495419945missed opportunity to put her in the leopard print Fuzzy Tako uniform
>>495420360every ally who booyahs merely twice gets 5% special charged. so every booyah bomb fills 15% of a special. it's not a good strategy, but it's not entirely useless to spam them.
reefslider needs:to delete bombs70 damage -> 72 damage
Do we have to hate on one another like that? Why? Because of webms? Someone passionate enough about the game to post his own gameplay? Why being mad about that?
>>495421456Or... invisibility frame post explosion so all chargers & shit can't punish you for using it in the open
Sometimes you have to do function over fashion
>>495421643Invicibility frames* dammit
>>495421769Shiver looks emaciated
I ink, therefore, I am?
>>495421937nigga woomy
>>495421702doesn't look that bad desu
>>495421769Stop eating junk food, cook at home. Cook fresh or not ultra-transformed ingredients and make hearty meals that will satisfy you and keep you in good health. Stop eating livestock swill full of barely edible additives, stop wasting your money on poison.Cooking can be fun and rewarding, try it!
>>495422023
of course, the spam and coordination has begun and on the 5
>>495422173I was far too harsh on them at firstnow they're my favourite ones haha
>>495422173cute sheep = shiverbig sheep = fryespongebob = me
>>495366750>Nigger clothes>Angry eyebrows>Mixing white and grey>Those boots with the rest of the outfit>Differing shiny black on the boots and leggings>Those leggings on a male>Pale, sickly eyes>Nothing matches, everything clashesEither deliberately hideous troll or hopelessly clueless.
>>495422524Shut up niggerfaggot.
>>495422524
>495421487No one cares, your webms are shit so stop posting them. You're unsightly
>>495422754This isn't spongebob
>>495422714>Word salad>Thinking he's /fa/Lmao
>>495422160No
>>495422754retard that’s a minion
faggot = nonoeveryone else = /ink/
>>495423904kiss her forehead
>>495422173After listening to the live version of Hide and Sleek I've got to say it's pretty good. My favorite part is Shiver's vocals in the second part.
>>495424213My favorites are Frye's raps, because she doesn't really rap anywhere else and it gives the song a unique charm.
>>495415043>Only one Crab Tank
>>495424715
>>495425827Breast envy is not real
>>495426168this isn't breast envy
>>495426168Reverse breast envy
>>495426168haha small tiddies
>>495426295>sockschizo
we're going back to the pastpost past aesthetic images to inspire nogami-san with the right past, lest he goes back to the medieval times or something
>>495426168neither is dick size envy amirite
schizuho
>>495426168can any girls (real) itt tell us if this is true?
Hippie and Kankora's gigantic Bazongas
>He doesn't knowImagine being this pathetic
>>495426908Spoonfeed us, anonWhat secret knowledge do you hold?
>lose an easy win because the retard on hydra refuses to get on the towerI'm mad
>>495402363hi rz r here, meme about boxes is drawing boxes = getting better at perspective. keep drawing boxes everyone should.
Odds PB, evens chill.
>>495427481just a box
>>495428216Join us won't you?
WHERE THE YEBBIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES.
>>495428457If it doesn't fill up immediately maybe.
>>495428621There is always PB2(lol)
peeb?
woomy covered herself in jelly for the pb
PB 0/10
>Room Full>Room Full>Room Full>Room Full>Room Full
Good bye Limón I will miss you
>>495429042LOL
I think past me and future me would get along
>>495429042There is a thunderstorm in my area this evening, even if I wanted and people were willing to join I'd be unable
>>495429432;-;
GG
>>495415043Jr. is meta again! :D
>6 people joined the PB in the friendlist>2 people from the poolWho are the other 2? Neither in the pool nor in my friendlist, who are you?
>>495430138You got blocked by them
>>495429410she's so fat...
>>495430138>who is in the pb just curious also what are their names so i can insult them on discord like i said just curious haha
>>495430138>>495430403Oh boy I get to be tee hee’d!
Citizens of /ink/ be aware! If you do not appear in the /ink/ census you are not a true /ink/er you have less rights than a /v/ tourist. Ave Happy Sky our god emperor
Big oof
bruh
>squid rolled into the water
>
All 17's check em
GGs PB
Welcome CGGs G
>>495430138who cares? this is supposed to be an anonymous imageboard in the first place.
I only play with you faggots for free art, make room or I'll throw a temper tantrum
ok guess i cant pair a freshly charged controller my bad
i fsh.
>>495432349you hosting now? I didnt touch the current rotty yet
>>495432349I'll get on
>>495432349fsh 2/4.>>495432441w1.
Why is the french parasite getting pettier and pettier?
>7 stingers, 4 fly fish, and a big shot in a single wavewould be nice to have other bosses that are near the basket.
>>495422160>2 hours of cooking>eat it in 10-15 minutes>now i gotta clean everythingEh.....
>>495433206>2 hoursComplex dishes are for sundaysCooking a steak with green beans takes 20 minutes
>>495433197nah i got powerdrunk with the gstamper on w2 and then died 3 times in really retarded ways
>>4954323493/4 open now.
>>495433914Sorry I'm not white, I can't eat bland food
>>495433206Thats why you clean as you cook
>full pbcan't even camp it out to get in, but nothing new there.
>>495434956Wait for the hour, some people only stay an hour We used to have 2 PBs before but we're too few now
There never was a second pb, only a deluded shitter that thought he could fit in
GGs PB!
GGs B
ggs S and H, I'm gonna stop at one boss for today
>>495432349fsh 2/4.ggs j.
TEEHEE
>>495424715Fatty got two drinks for herself but didn't want to make it obvious...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, STOP BEING SHIT AT SALMON RUN
Dressing up /ink/ers as various vocaloid idols
I will be honest, I have no idea what to do on Lemuria as Goober'tuber...
Cool
Oh my.
No Contest
>>495439542Awww....
GGs dudes, thanks for the capsules and the Joes
flopperjobs
ggs F, sorry I did so bad on the last match but it was fun
eggs fsh. as usual, higher hazard level just equals more shore boss spam, which isn't hard so much as it is no-fun-allowed.
>>495439542
>room full>my dear /ink/ friend been waiting to join for more than an hour and still didn't get in I can't bring myself to steal his spot
I'm shadowbanned on 4chins and I can't post yebs...I wonder if this post will come through
>>495440274Noooooo, anon my best friend............
Woomy
>didn't get in the PB despite waiting the full 2 hoursWhy do we hate nono again?
this is recon right?
Is this Splatfest style turf?
>>495440816he was mean to my waifu
I think you forgor to set it to recon, fan...
ggs pb
>>495442197Whoopshttps://voca.ro/13akLO7jADTZ
GGs PB! Thanks for hosting >>495442341
ggs pb!thanks for hosting >>495442341
>>495442341GGs all.
GGs
>>495442341GeeGees
>>495442341couldn't join cuz i went to see Look back in theatersad!
>>495442674Love you boo!
>>495442934you're weird
>>495442934Shut the fuck up nono, are you pissed you didn't join the PB? No one here is your friend
grossly incandescent woomy
>>495443160More of your woomy anon
>>495443201two of them...
>>495442341GGs PB.
fantasy has a restrainign order against nono because she raped her thats why she didnt join
>>495442341>sung in tune to 7 WishesSOVL...I WISH I WAS THERE NOW...
>>495443059That's not me
notice how there was less schizo shit posting during the pb without him on
They all wait till the end of the pb.
>>495443209
hey, hey anon, who am i>Yebby pictureAnon my best friend!!!
Grab an amiibo without thinking of which one.
what if the appearance of deep cut in splatoon 4 will use the sunken scroll designs
>>495416056the entire reason chargers (and all other backliners) fell off is because pencil usurped themwhen pencil is not around, both chargers and splatlings are used
>>495442934>>495443525he's switched /ink/ers now. someone please get this guy some meds
>>495445232name those chargers that fell off
Grand Festival was cool
>veemo>worst performing player on the teamTale as old as time.
>>495445629gg that was my veemo, she said you smelled bad so she threw the game
Who is up for turfing or SR?
>>495445767That's it, go to the locker room now.
>>495434495Don't forget to bleach your chicken!
>>495446034tell your ceph to take a shower first
>>495426572Its real. Its retarded to even suggest it isnt.
Shiver is a greatI like Shiver very muchShe's a silly ceph
Would /ink/ be interested in another PB on Sunday? Maybe later today after shop rotation? Tell me
>enemy had a man own for most of the match>they still obliterated us in a 3v4Please tell me some worse feelings.
>>495449007DONT HANG DRY CLOTHES IN DOORS THE MOLD
>>495449051for what?will there be a gimmick?
>>495449129They'd make great teammates
>>495449401There could be one, wanna make it random weapons? Let's do that.Using this https://splat-rand.seventh-tech.com/ Please let me know how many would be interested
>>495449051make it tomorrow at a decent time, i hate missing good themed PBs because of the times they get hosted
Is there no way to add someone I find in the plaza as a friend? That 4 digit number on their name cad isn't something I can look up? It's not a player I have played with I already looked that up.
>>495449051Yeah
>>495449051yes but you need to re-announce in a new bread to amplify the message
>>495449809What's a "decent time" for you? Shop rotation?>>495449878I shall!
>>495450262not at all, way more earlier
>>495449836Nope
>>495449051Whomst is hosting?
>>495449836you can try your luck and searching their ign on xitter/discord
>>4954504532 hours before? 3?>>495450675Anonymous
what if we had a small, extremely small cash cup.would that be enough of an olive branch to /v/?it wouldnt be /ink/ vs /v/ it would instead be /ink+v/ vs /ink+v/
GGs againHQ: https://files.catbox.moe/82lz0t.png
>>495451135if B&B are involved /v/ won't want anything to do with us
>>495451716Bold & Brash
>>495451135After their last hissy fit, I don't really want to interact with them.
>>495451716based
>>495451135they still live?
>>495451065still not, but it's fine
>>495452089Silly play.
>>495451672ggs!
>>495451672am i seeing double?
Splatsisters it's over...
I drew my squid, pls be nice
>>495451716theyd be playing with alleged cheaters>>495451923i wouldnt call it a hissy fit but mismanagement and exaggerations on both parties
>>495452636cute woomy good job anon
>>495452636>sexuality pinno
>>495452636this woom looks like she enjoys other wooms and veems.
>>495452636looks cu-anon whats that pin...
>>495452636Very cute. I bet she's naked under that jacket
>>495452545how the actual fuck did an indie series become so big that it's having a manga adaptation
>>495452636Tranny flag
>>495452919No idea, but I want to fuck the clown. Maybe that's why.
>>495452636good woomy(?)However /ink/ would rather see her fucking a weyy and a veem at the same time instead of that pin
>>495452919gen alpha toddlers who grew up on elsagate
>>495452919How does any series become big?The answer is at least 80% luck.
>>495452545Idk what this is. I've seen her figure thread before though.
>>495452919Simple, SMG4 literally has the australian government backing him up.
>>495453274why would they fund brainrot thats like the us govt funding coco melon
>>495452636Looks good open thread comms i will beg>>495452740i miss when 4chan was actually lawless and the rules werent 'be right wing'. god i hate you zoomers youre totally mindbroken
>>495452636Cute woomy, good woomy.
>>495452089aw fuck, I can't believe you've done this.
>>495453419no one mentioned being le alt right aryan, spaztic troon
>>495453419>directionbrain talking about being mindbroken
>>495453587nobody mentioned trannys. rent free
>>495453150Thanks for the loop.
>>495453150Wrong file to filename>>495453714No prob
>>495453713you literally did with your pin. no i literally could care less what the actual pin means dont act coy "erm actually it just means im straight but love sucking cock or something". NO ONE CARES
>>495452919it got obscenely popular stupid fast because the juxtaposition between the aesthetic and the actual themes appealed to older audiences, bright color funni cartoon appealed to kids, and the character designs appealed to both, so everyone spread it far and wide.>>495453032funny you mention elsagate, TADC is one of the big ones content farms have started exploiting
>>495453929>born 2006
and this is why /ink/ doesn't have drawfags anymore
>>495453953yes, you were. only people that age and younger larp with sexuality flags
>>495453990it's a mystery*continues to bully >>495452636*
>>495452089
>>495453990just shitty mspaint scribbles
>>495453942yeah i know the reasons why it became popular, just think it's funny/absurd how it is getting an actual manga adaptation
oh so youre an aceggot? so you just dont get laid? that figures.
>>495454294certainlly deserves it more than the series that rhymes with pwpy
>>495454389They'll fit right in
>>495453990good, artfags are unnecessary and all they do is encourage attention whores and ocniggers
>>495452636good woomy
>>495454438thats not the line anon...
>>495453929least retarded /pol/tard
>>495454256Hit so hard it changed the path.
>>495454695you dont follow our newspeak tranny flags? yikes chud you might be stoopit
>>495454294oh yeah, it's fucking wild. it must be pretty big in Japan because it got a Nendoroid (by the toy company with licenses for fucking NINTENDO) announced two months after it's second ever episode released, and had a popup store in tokyo
>>495454891>>495454695its 2020+4...educate yourself chud
>>495424715>>495424912The most adorable, most precious muffin.
>year of our cod 52022+2>booyah bomb spam is still a thingFucking irritating.
>>495454374>>495454612>>495454847>>495455074Give me the name of the faggot spamming these right now.
>>495455091this shouldn't be a strange ship but it feels strange
>>495455302Nonoctoro
>>495455302Gem aka squidschool
>>495455293learn to booyah glitch
>pbs i join>no dancing>pbs i miss>all the dancingIt's not a nice life, being the worst /ink/er...
>>495455425thanks for the loop anon!
>>495455559I like how he draws sad cephs like Hank Hill
>>495452967not trans, just bi>>495452901nah I considered giving her like a bodysuit type thing underneath though
>>495455478Explain
>>495455302Babt
>see really nice foot art on plaza>cant look them up for friend request>the 4 numbers on their name tag is absolutely useless
>>495455742after throwing a booyah bomb, you quickly but gradually lose your armour while coming down and not at onceif you get hit by an attack while still having a low armour value, the object damage multiplier will applysome weapons have high multipliers and you will eat shitthe easiest one to do it with is stamper's charge projectile due to its range, you take 182 damage when hitall splatanas can do it, all stringers can do it and I know tenta brella can
>>495455863you said this already
>>495455718public education has failed us
>>495455718Bodysuit is good. Maybe remove material here.
>>495455695is there more art i can see
>>495456032https://booru.inkgen.moe/posts/query=mspaintanon
>>495455974Yes and I'm saying it again
>>495456085I wish you could've gotten friends to pose in front of the sign.
>>495454374>>495454612>>495454847>>495455074>>495455425>>495455649>>495455867>>495456085https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk
>>495456143Why do you feel the need to insert yourself everywhere?
>>495456168shit artist
>>495456168oh shit since when was the booru up again
>>495456349are you so retarded you can't tell the difference between a player animation and an npc animation?
>>495455863share it with us
>>495456462Anon wasn't posting yours, attentionwhore vermin
thanks again anon for the splatfest webms. just realized mine was looped
>>495456303
what did we as a general do to deserve footschizo
can i get namedropped next
>>495456856idk i just filter that spam
Imagine a general without foot schizo, "rape infant" schizo and nono.Literally paradise
Did you know fish are slightly magnetic?
>>495457094The first two is the same person.
Draw me.NOW.
>>495457167The 3 of them if you ask me
>>495457167Take your meds.
>>495456953>>495457179But of course
nono is the lifeblood of /ink/
>>495457094First two are very clearly the same guy
>>495457493For the last time, stop talking about yourself in the third person.
>>495455906Cool, didn't know that. I don't play any of those weapons though, and booyah spammers are usually cowards hardly leaving their base anyway.
>>495457647I still don't know how footschizo keeps track of who is a footfag and who isn't, is it based on the gear they use ingame? the images they post?I don't know most /ink/ers fetishes
>>495456604tried uploading the image to my phone but it wont connect
>>495458009literally anybody that has ever used gear that shows any skin below the ankles, that's it
>>495458009he opens the image/webm to see if your gear shows feet.
any sr rooms? or anyone want to join?
>/ink/ refuses to talk about game>would rather go into completely unfounded and unmedicated schizobabble about people they don't like
>>495458359have you seen the overwatch thread? you couldnt get them to talk about the game if you paid them for it. /ink/ers play with each other on the daily.
>>495458359Everyone hates you frog
>>495458495Literally no one played today.
>>495458680There are /ink/ers playing together right now anon
>>495458680i played some turf this morning with someone from the pool before i left the house. it was only one round but still.
>>495458680>she missed the PB
>>495458650i'm not the french parasite, i hate him tooi'm just an anon with humble opinions
>>495451672Thanks.
GGs turf comrades! >>495458280I'm up for some SR.
Anyone want to fish for one king at rotation?
deep cut put 400M G into the Team Future promo material and lost everything
AND IF YOU COME NEAR MY GRANDDAUGHTER GUESS WHAT? CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME YOU LYIN BUNCH OF PRICKS
sr 1/4>>495458927opening
GGs turf!
>>495453990My room looks like this
the coordinated timing of it all, the pest alliance out in full force reminds us that the hero is needed even after the final fest of the game
HAHAHASQUIDTOBERFEEEEEST
>>495459157how could you fucking say that to him. mean piece of shit.
>>495459352Sex with these cephs
this is what it feels like to play some matches on a losing teamhttps://x.com/blephin_/status/1837286172311097830
I'm in love with nono...
>>495459138still room?
>>495459409we know Joey
>>495459263Speak english
a team with just pure white inklings challenge: impossible
>>4954594303/4 w2
woomy spends all day on the campaign trail rallying people against the dangers of forced octoling immigrationgoes home to her weyyo househusband for some much needed dinner and relaxing massage
>>495459352>>495459828me next? :(
THE OCTARIAN GANGS ARE TAKING OVER FLOUNDER HEIGHTS AND HOLDING TENANTS AT GUNPOINTTURN ON SEANN
>>495459430opening
>>495459828>tfw will never be part of the OG clique
>>495459763
AAAGGHHHH FOR OCTAVIOOOOOOOOO *veemo blows up*
>>495460254You ought to have a C-4 strapped to your chest and blow up.
>>495459936
MARIEE 202024
>win in rainmaker constantly in x rank>lose constantly in clambiltzi dun get it
>>495460782You can solo a win in RMYou can hardly do that in Clam Blitz
trf?
>slot nabbedRIP
>slut nabbedNTR
>>495461639sure
Is this everyone's favorite?
>>495461987Get ready to rejoin.
>>495461639i wish i were that explosher
>>495462780pretty amazing how well the soda theme fitsthe sugar hit certainly feels good on the spot but, in the end, it's still garbage ruining your (the game's) health
>>495462796oh I just starting playing turf, it's okay
>>495459828I hate that these guys hoard all the good artist
>>495463572>hoardthey just pay for it it's not that hard
Yebby?
Perish.
Is it canon that inklings and octolings die from going in water or is it just a gameplay thing? THat seems pretty dumb if you ask me if water is somehow harmful to them when they are sea creatures and every other species of sea life can go in the water as well. I bet it's only a gameplay thing like in sports when a ball goes out of bounds or something
>>495465204nah inklings can swim its fine, it's just a gameplay mechanic
GGs fishers, good fishing!>9bStill had fun!
GGs SR comrades!
>>495465204it's been portrayed as them being unable to swim rather than water being physically harmful to them
>>495465204I was never really too sure myself but considering there are canonical mentions of swimsuits for cephs, I'd think they can swim, they just can't for in game purposes because they shouldn't be swimming when they should be battling or slomming
>>495465753>maries chubby bodyOOOOOOOOUGH
GGs SR, was fun! sorry I did worse than everyone else im still new to 3
>>495464898
>>495465753Muffin sexo.
ggs turf
squeequeeeee
>>495465560>>495466146dw, that's fairly high hazard level for someone this new.Did you play any Splatoon game before?
>>495467782one of these things is not like the other
>>495467864acht...
>>495467864Callie - Flop GodMarie - nothingPearl - MidgetOverloader - floatingMarina - GenociderAcht - not an idolShiver - FlatFrye - retardBig Man - noncephwhat do i win
>>495468125there are multiple retards in there
>>495467282yep, I had ~500 hours on 2. but last time I played it was maybe two years ago. never had the chance to get the wii U but I played 1 a few times at someone's place
im a widdle woser!
>>495468481Losers like you deserve a bullet in your head.
New>>495468641>>495468641>>495468641
>>495468398Oh that's a decent amount. Some muscle memory does not go away as long as you don't play sticks, so you'll get back into form quickly.
