CLANS! editionprevious thread >>496033689>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC and PS5 where players fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy. Players wage war on a number of contested planets, each with a different environment, completing as many objectives as possible within a procedurally generated area while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful operations a planet can be completely liberated, and the player base must cooperate to try to liberate the entire galaxy by focusing and combining their efforts as much as possible.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is the origin of the setting and basic gameplay formula of HELLDIVERS 2. The major difference is that HELLDIVERS is a top-down shooter, its mechanics being based primarily on Arrowhead's previous game Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Helldivers_Wikihttps://helldiverstrainingmanual.com/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://helldivers.io/https://invadersfromplanet.space/helldivers-2/>NEWSSept 17: 1.001.100 Patch https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/7147864422081646859Sept 18: 1.001.101 Hotfix https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/4679892274002466936Sept 19: Chemical Agents https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnHr4URSXisSept 24: 1.001.102 Patch https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/4679892274020252124>CURRENT WARBONDSept 19: Chemical Agents https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnHr4URSXis
Bug sex
when bro wants to voice chathttps://streamable.com/xqbb1z
Bot sex
Platoon station name idea: Hello Neighbor 2
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241267243902/76561198126520852D10, get in!
what should the GLs put into the forms when applying>Name (optional, default Anon)>SteamID (hidden, for verifying)>screenshot of career page (public for voters)>screenshot of armor drip (public for voters)>slogan or message (public for voters)anything else?
Those who got the newest warbond, how often does the brap sentry brap you? Is the anti-gas armor a must-have if you bring it?
Posting for new bread CL restrictions:>no flutey>no AMR shill guy>no AC shill guy>no one who uses guard dogs>no excessive ESL-accusation troon fag>no actual ESL>no actual troon>no actual fag>no chink>no slav>no euro>no browns>no canadian>no joo>no mic user>no creekcaper>no pridecaper
>>496096376yeah yeah fag we know
>>496096337political party?>MO diver>Bot diver>Bug diverjust tossing ideas out there
>>496096446No need to be sour if you are disqualified
>>496096337>>496096470what kind of faggy shit is this? holy shit get a grip
>>496096376But anon, that's 95% of /hdg/!
>>496096337>>496096376
>>496096337Being able to larp as a true Super Sitizen.CL should also be able to lard as a DO.
>>496096304full
What is happening?
>>496096470botdiver with a secondary class of bugdiver. MO divers need not apply
>yfw CL candidate assassination attempts
>>496096340Brap sentry never braps you, it flies away and circle strafes enemies and braps on them.Typically just acts as a plug for like a 90 degree cone of enemies. It will sometimes chase stuff down trying to jump you, but it more often then not negates damage that would be dealt to you by them attacking you.
>>496096728/hdg/ is counting their chickens before they hatch.
>>496096376>no amerilardsthat would be all
>>496096728WE'RE VOOOOOTIINNN
>>496096337I think the GL should remain totally anonymous. And rename their username to anon. We should never know the identity of our champion
>>496096913Thanks for the info, I think I'll get the warbond then.
>>496096764Imagine the lobbies pre election day.
>>496096962to minimize power-fagging and le epic 4chan leader title, I agree. Whoever wins renames their steam to "Anon"
>>496096337No, thats fucking retarded. Just accept anyone thats from this general you spergs.
>>496096930we can clearly see that you fall into several of the criteria for disqualification. Good day, darkie
HE AIN'T MAH CLAN LEADER
>>496097027Gas grenades are the king of that bundle. Same duration and radius as the orbital.Test that orbital out, if you love it and want to throw it buy the warbond. Otherwise wait a lil for it to cook.
>>496096962if all you have to go on is an in-game name they're already anonymous>>496097130this
>>496096962some people have good rep and their names known, i think its fair to let people with good rep use it as an advantage. otherwise i agree>>496096470i think bots vs bugs is a better evaluation>>496097130i'll make everything optional then aside from the slogan/message.
>>496097151>t. detroit nigger
>>496097274>I didn't vote for him
>>496096962Voting for this idea. This is a democracy, after all.
>>496097287No need to lie. The orbital has both bigger AOE and duration.
Trooncord fag wins by 3 votes. Everyone else voted for themselves
>>496096930>>496097403t. mexican povertypoo nigger
>>496097353no tripfagsthis shit is months away and you're already powertripping
>peak physiqueusecase?
>all this talk about who clan leader is going to be>when it's just going to be whoever makes the first clan called Helldivers General (you can't have duplicate clan names) and posts it in general
>>496097647>t. fat gorilla nigger
I wish to convey free tips regarding support weapon improvements for the gay swedish idiots.Give the sterilizer, flamethrower, and dog breath massive range.Increase AMR and AC mag capacity to 12. 72 round reserve for AMR.300 round reserve for HMG, mag size increase to 100.One additional belt and a burning effect for GL.Spear dumbfire mode. Make it so that only guided mode does 4000+ damage. If you can even do such a thing, swedish charlatansLet Qcannon, EAT do 3000+ damage like RR.Turn Commando into a reloadable weapon but keep the cooldown under four minutes so it gains a niche as the emergency stratagem you can drop for underequipped squadmates, or yourself after the chain ragdoll of the century.Just unshackle shit from the fucking supply pack and make it more fun.
>>496097756When you want to flex or use weapons with high recoil.
>>496097756When you have a weapon with poor ergonomics that you want to handle like a decent weapon. You can take a HMG or Autocannon and swing it around like an assault rifle.And maybe once the bayonet attachment comes out, you can kill medium enemies with just one or two hits.
Every vote for me is a vote for killing niggers.Every vote against me and for someone else is a vote for starting HRT and trooning out.
>>496097763That will be the platoon where the spergs go because they won't cut it in the real one
>>496097953a recoil reducing perk is superior for high recoil weaponsI'd take fortified to additionally put some stock into survivability
>>496097953Peak Physique doesn't help with recoil, though. It'll help you swing heavy weapons faster.
Did they nerf detector towers? I swear it just stares at me for a couple of minutes without calling a single dropship while I do my own thing
whats the consensus on bots and bugs post patch?ive only played a bit and bugs are definitely easier. bots feel a bit easier but not nearly as much as bugs.
>>496096941>flips>becomes the leader of [HDG]
>>496097778>comes on website founded by an American >cries about Americans >plays a game made by Swedes about Americans >complains in English >probably crossed the border into America or lives in poverty stricken shithole supported by American aidSometimes the jokes write themselves
>>496098270it helps with recoil on weapons with shit handling because it makes them recover faster
>>496098365Would be unfathomably based.
>>496097756When you use high drag weapons and are having to whip them around a lot.
what do we think about a field where applicants can tell the voters what they think about arrowhead?>>496097649i'm not gonna apply lmao
>hdg voting campaigns>hdg political parties>hdg candidate assassinations>hdg coups
>>496098401>>plays a game made by SwedesThats all that's relevent. Show some humility fatso. None of you americretins are allowed to make a platoon because you will instantly impose retarded rules like reddit. A leader should be white-skinned eurochad.
>>496098329All bugs have been degraded to chaff. Not a single bug enemy can survive shit anymore. Stalkers are the most dangerous ones now. Stalker patrols and breach spawns when So if none of those are present, and provided that your squad picked stratagems (any stratagems work), you cannot lose. Bots can still cheapshot you in a range of ways, piss rockets chain ragdolling and oneshotting entire squads are very much still a thing. But if you defang the factory striders, nuke every tank+turret, and slay the chickens, you won't have real difficulties completing 10s.
Results are in. This is our new CL.
>>496098596I think we should all have to check a box that says we approve of force-feeding Alexus surstrom
So theyre going to nerf the recoilless rocket right
>>496098796no one takes eurotroons seriously
>>496098964it's a RIFLE
>>496098739Don't worry anon. It'll all work out in the end because any splinter platoons run or populated by anyone who is for that shit will collapse.
>>496098918I have just the checkbox in mind>Do you approve of uppity serbs being pumped chock full of surströmming?>Yes >Yes
>>496098918added.any other option than Yes?
>>496098796You are massively outnumbered here swedecuck
>>496098964I don't think so but they are going to nerf the Quasar Canon.
I think it's nice to see /hdg/ so worked up about the possibility of forming a big happy clan
>>496099157have another box for surstrom + assrape
>>496099157no option other than Yes is neededin managed democracy, the right decision is made before a dilemma even ariseshe will eat the fucking surström
>>496098796Unironically based.I'm not joining a platoon with a nigger leader.
>>496099453Just kill him till his Peak P turns white?
>>496099453there are no niggers here. only whites and thirdworlder browns
my vote for CL is the anon who posts this pic in the threads it's not me fwiw
>>496097625Both last 15 secondsThe radius looks identical. Theyre both pretty large blankets. The grenade encompasses a shield relay, which is 14 meters wide. And the orbital is 15.Like they're basically the same thing.
>>496099380>>496099449i will add the "Other..." category where anons can type in their wildest sexual fantasies with the serb.
What kind of diver are you?
>>496099379It is, but the cynic in me knows the sole purpose of this hype is to come crashing down as a raging all-devastating thermonuclear explosion of rage when the feature turns out to be garbage that cannot accommodate our clan forming dreams even a little.
>>496096376>music webm anon is not on the no-fly list Feels good man.
>>496099590Everyone that isn't from Europe is automatically unfit to be my captain.Americans in particular are too low IQ to lead anyone, and are mental niggers by default.
so has anybody tried just de-arming a whole bunch of devs until nothing spawns anymore?is there any actual hard spawn cap
>>496099705kek
>>496099705hdg lobby diver, i join lobbies and dive wherever the host goes
>>496098964Blowing up factories makes it busted honestly. It basically does everything better than everything else, and has next to no draw backs innately. As taking a backpack slot is no longer viable, and taking a red is more useful than ever.
>>496099705the lead diverI like AMR, AC, machine guns, gatling barrage, gatling sentry, and really anything else that goes massively dakka. I just want to bury bullets in my enemies. Sprinkle them with little lead drops of friendship.
Be careful when gassing the bugs. It may give them a burst of courage to sacrifice themselves for the colony
>>496099760>clan member limit ends up being too small for us to have a proper clan
>>496099705I'm from... /coopg/...
>>496099916Then again jet pack buff soon. Honestly buffing back packs would be the right call. That and removing the fucking wind up from quasar.
>>496096376>No browns
>>496100119join the club
Some discord trannie s going to infiltrate the clan and get everyone banned.
>>496100085Inb4 it's like 10 slots
>>496100357some arbitrary number like 17
>>496099818It's ok, hanz, you can go make another clan called /reddit/
clan limit will be 4
>>496100357>>496100483any number that isn't a multiple of 4 will be funny enough to me
>>496100257Won't happen under my watch. The one with the problem is the problem.
>>496100119Oh, Darktide general
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241270365355/76561197974733255Gallipoli 10 boots. Liberation number go up. Closer to seeing how Sweden fails our dreams.
>>496100124Jetpack should get a double jump that can be timed into a sizable boost jump if you do it at the highest point of the first jump's arc. Everyone would want that.
>>496099705BUGFAGGOTS MUST TEAM RELOAD MY BIG FAT ROCKET LAUNCHER
>>496100749It should be like the jetpack from 2015 star wars battlefront
radios: onmy life for super earthhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=oCBFDy-ewLY
>>496099590no autistic blackies either?
>>496100749Two charges, longer range, and knock back on jump and land would be nice.Really though need an answer for chip damage, outside of just hopping back and forth to a standing resupply bin. But we'll see.Dark matter jetpack was the best we ever had, and if they can match that it'll be perfect.
>>496098894What bond is that flag from
>>496100902why not 2005?
>>496099705Eruptor-married diver.
>>496101250>if you get ragdolled you can use a charge to "jump recover" away>you would still want the second charge in case your recovery sends you into wrong places
>>4960963043/4
>>496096337Add favourite biome?I think that says a lot about the diver's character.Personally I wouldn't vote on a snownigger or desertnigger
>>496101402>probably cheating on eruptor with the xbow
>>496100057I wouldn't even be mad.
>>496101632Never. Never in a million MOs.
>>496095807>My art made it to the OPThank you whoever posted it.
>>496100902>>496100749i'm okay with how it is now, but watch them make it like the first game where i replaced running with jumping>water and snow slowed you down>only way to go on normally was all-terrain boots DLC for 2.99>or to just jump everywhere>found out after i got the DLC
>>496098964yesbecause it does same job as spear, but better and with more ammopossible fix is to remove ability to destroy fabs in one shot and maybe dropships (or make it harder by shooting them in engines or smth)
>>496102459>Jump pack replaces dices with short jumps in the direction you're going>Can keep shooting while jumping >Can still prone with zGod Id be so hard.It'd be cool if it had I-frames too, so you can dash through 500KGs
I want to host my first lobby when i get home from work but i am ashamed to say idk how.
>>496099705Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL.
>>496101610added.i will check again tomorrow for any more suggestions, then post the application form so people can start applyingif anon has any more application question ideas, reply to any of my posts so i can just ctrl+f
>>496102815wow the i-frame thing sounds pretty cool
>still nothing to spend samples onFor a live-service game there sure ain't a lot to work towards.
>>496102695No offense but never suggest shooting engines. That doesn't kill passengers, and is effectively griefing as you give the enemy hard cover to shoot through
>>496096337fuck off
>>496102960no it sounds like shit. fuck all of you
>>496102993It does. You just have to shoot them before they stop.And even then i dont think its 100% consistent. But it works more often than it doesnt.
>>496101695A faithful partner? Let me read out some stats to change your mind:R-36 Eruptor:Standard Damage: 455 (on direct hit)Explosive Damage: Up to 225 (AoE)Shrapnel Damage: 110 per shrapnel (30 pieces)Total potential damage (if all shrapnel hits and AoE is maximized): 455 (direct) + 225 (explosive) = 710CB-9 Exploding Crossbow:Standard Damage: 620 (on direct hit)Explosive Damage: Up to 350 (AoE)Total potential damage (on direct hit with AoE): 620 (direct) + 350 (explosive) = 970 (total damage in a direct hit).Crossbow does more damage than the Eruptor and even the Autocannon in a single shot; Eruptor has the potential for 3,680 assuming all 30 shrapnel pieces hit despite it never happening in must scenarios.
i wanna play
>>496103529
>>496103541Tell me how to host and i will in like .... 3 hours when i get home.
>join a random pub>feels like I got thrown into a hdg lobby based on the banter>but something feels off>”Hey guys you from hdg?”>”No /coopg/“>check steam profiles: 2 literal troons and a naziThey not so different from us after all.
>>496102889Log in to the Steam friends/chat thing, then go to your profile, right click "join game", copy link
>>496103782>things that never happened
>>496103529*most
>>496103104just don't be emotional and you'll be gud
>>496103860And in game itself i choose private lobby for social settings? And post the ID here? TY btw I will probably host semi frequently once i learn how.
>>496104263go play dark souls. insect
>>496103782people talk in the game?
this fire armor isnt too bad
>>496103529I like when primaries are better than support weapons .I wonder how AH will justify nerfing it.
>>496104381>>496104263:)
>>496104479you stimmed too early dummycool webm tho
>>496102960That's what it had in the original game. You could jump over nukes and shit, it was sick and super strong.
>>496104321Public, don't select any mission or randoms will join
>>496104479>could have just waited 15 seconds and used better armor instead
>>496099818>Be potatokraut burger>Probably have 50 IQ on this Nigel Nobody>Easily 300% more car bomb than him
>>496104479Flame armor should be 90% honestly. I wanna walk through fire like it's gas.
>>496104668i remember jumping over these guys too
>>496104479Based.
Do you think the devs deserve some money? I havent been finding a lot of SC recently and starving for the next warbond.But I wouldnt even know which one to choose.So far I got Mobilisation, Steeled Veterans and Democratic Detonation.I would go with Cutting Edge next, but since then many more were released. Was Polar Patriots ever buffed?
>>496102815>strive for realism>iframes
>>496104687Tyvm
>>496105006Strive for my dick in your mouth.
>>496105006>he doesn't have i-frames irllmao
>>49610488675% is fine provided you're immune to the dot. Gas should be 95% resist like arc.If you have to stim even while using resist armor the resist is too low.
>>496104479I wish it'd stop you from screaming while on fire...
>>496104501AC has medium two alexus, chill
>>496105463You don't need to stim with gas, but honestly it should be 200% resist and gas should heal you
>>496096376>no europeans OR americans>no browns or chinks???
>>496105658lol that would actually be so basedthey could balance it by making it a limited heal, not for the full durationlike you can only get heals from a single gas instance for 4 seconds or somethingwould be so fun
>>496105658Not yet because the damage is so low but they're going to buff that damage, count it
>>496105463Dot immunity to fire would be great.Don't know why theyre afraid of it honestly, it's not like enemies can't just walk through fire and butt rape you. At most it'd have a niche with orbital napalm and having 15 seconds to clear a bug hive. Which is honestly barely enough time to do anything.
>>496103529Addendum; Crossbow bolt's hitbox is the size of a pencil
>>496103529is there any data on explosion damage radius of these weapons?
>>496105954you could also be more aggressive with the use of flamethrowers since walking forward and using one can be a huge issue with burning ground
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241270365355/765611979747332553/4 - Another Bot OP.
>>496096337Honestly, I don't think people want the sweatiest tryhard to be the victor.From what I've seen in /hdg/ lobbies, multiple people have stated a much clearer intention to just vote for chill, laid-back players. Personally, I wouldn't vote a dedicated kill farmer with excellent career stats over a guy who's been around for months and knows how to banter (while having mediocre scoring throughout each op).The people who deserve power the most will be unlikely to self-nominate, which is why there should be primaries wherein you're allowed to nominate a specific player. >~3-4 nominations from individual and verified IDs should allow the user to bypass said restrictions.All votes should be verified via Steam ID if you want the actual popular vote to win, anyway. Use Google Forms or Surveymonkey or something. "What is your Steam ID?" "Who are you voting for?" People could still spoof identities this way, but it'd be slightly less convenient. You could also go through the process of adding each ID and verifying, as autistic as that sounds. Having a shorter window to capture votes (1-2 days) would limit the amount of work you'd be forced to do.I thought you were a total loser at first for using a tripcode, but I guess it's fair. Early acquisition of legitimacy for a vote is important.
>>496105981>>496106302Agree, but it's not by much in comparison.Here's the data.Crossbow:Inner Radius 3 mOuter Radius 6 mShockwave Radius 7 mEruptor:Inner Radius 4 mOuter Radius 7 mShockwave Radius 8 m
I can't believe Joel won and utterly destroyed /hdg/, his biggest detractors, just with this clan shitBravo arrowhead, I kneel
>>496101360the first two were my first fps games on PC. But I must admit that the 2015 one was peak star wars gameplay when it released, before the dark times, before the latest BF2
>legionnaire set has a funny picture on the sole of the bootswhat
>>496106807i don't think it's a good idea to nominate others. if the people that "deserve" the power don't nominate themselves, that means they don't want the responsibility.
>>496103529Nice try fed
>>496106302That's pretty substantial. Eruptor's inner radius covers nearly twice as much area.
>>496107194They can just turn it down, then. Select the next-top person and use ranked-choice voting.
I'm not going to take part in this because I will be in a clan with my friends but I'm very curious to see how it turns out.
>>496107327i mean >>496106909
>>496107458>I'm very curious to see how it turns outIt won'tThe only thing it's going to do is making the thread unusable
I am the shalom greeter and you will elect me at CL. (I'm not jewish)
>>496107768Surely no one who regularly plays with hdg lobbies could just post this
>>496107578If that is the outcome then that will be how it turns out. Attempts to coodirdinate things via 4chan have always fascinated me. I've never taken part in it outside of scanlation groups on /a/ though.
>>496107768I'm actually Jewish
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241277542007/76561198070044660D10 sum
>>496096376Just play by yourself you fucking faggot lol.
ill start my own clanwith blackjack and hookers
>>496108384Yeah, that's what we're doing anyway, sissy.>>4961081563/4
Super Candicates:>ERPlord the 1st (secretly a tranny)>EuroNEET of Varsavia (femboy)>Avatarposter from Edinburgh (basedjak IRL)>Racist Burger from Missouri (low IQ and ugly chudjak)>Smart Handsome and Chill Tactician (jewish)
>>496108519>candicatesGMS!
>>496108486no, I am doing. yuo watch
>>496108656I'm sorry for being a gigachad with big hands, and fat fingering the C instead of the D, saar.
>>496108030>Attempts to coodirdinate things via 4chan have always fascinated meWarbros #1
no upscaling in this shitty game?
>>496095807fav primary vs bugs?
>>496109369PunisherEruptorPummelerare the fun non-shitter ones
Me and a bunch of anons have already setup our own clique.If you aren't part of a clique already, you have no chances.
>>496108994Feeling envious of Hungdivers?
>>496109526slugger not gud?AR?DMRs?
>>496108994>shitty gameMotherfucker, just say, "I don't know what I truly want because I am so burnt in consumerism."
/coopg/ divers, we go with our own or go with others?
>>496109526what do you pair the pummeler with since it doesn't deal with medium armor?
>>496108384Make sure the hookers are sterilized so we don't need to fill out C-01 forms every time.
>>496106927Imagine the farts
>>496109587hey stop thinking of penises
>>496110003well it works well with any med pen support. I like grenade launcher the most.
>>496109997the first coopg shitter i see in the nominees im voting for that fucker.
>>496099705the clacker
I'm gonna make my own guild with blackjack and hookers. And none of you are invited.
anyone got that art of the two divers high-fiving and their armor has been singed such that you can see their cheeks?
>>496111227>>496108384get in line
Joining someone's else clan is unironically beta behaviour.True men will make their own lobby and fill it with harem kitties.
>>496106807That is why I've thrown my hat in the ring.The only thing I will do is call that anon a fag. Whoever he is. (And I may just pick a random person to call a fag.)Everyone else does whatever the fuck they want.
Attention /hdg/; I have ordered Surströmming. Degustation will begin is a few days.
Idk, guys. I just like it.
>neuro-sama poster>always the most retarded and low IQ wall-text postCan someone namedrop this faggot? I want to make sure HE wins, so everyone else is doomed.
>>496111816sure's good on playstation
>>496111816>an entire mag for a single stalker>when they spawn in packs of 6
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241274590253/76561198335877145D10 bots
>>496112124It's about 2 per mag if you get good shots. The TTK is worth wiping your ammo to kill a nest IMO.
>>496112072It's Sens
>>496099705stealth nigger which do all objectives solo on other side of map ...because i don't want to be teamkilled or fight with infinite amount of bots to death
>>496110003arc thrower for me
I have no ambition to be super clan leader.I would rather be a Joseph Goebbels figure.
>>496110305that's what I also use, luv me GL
>>496099705The silly cephdiver.
but what if it isn't a clan and instead just a singular space station that you have to share with everyone else?
>>4961121732/4
>>496112691kek
>>496112961Get off my fucking space station you pub aids-infested bugdiver
>>496112691There will most likely be other positions in a Clan, so might as well a VCL.
>>496109997i dont think /copeg/ should have a seaparate clan, as it is infested with darksloppers. i'd rather have "one of us" be the CL.do you have a specific guy in mind?i'll vote for a /coopg/igger
>>496112961>you need a PSN account to chat on the station
>>496113425emote only communication
what an awful kdr
>>496113539Hugs, Pelvic Thusts and Handshakes will save Super Earth.
>>496113651and the pull my finger point
>>4961121733/4 get in
>>496113232No
>>4961121733/4One more
>>496113232Well, what you think was never worth much.
>>496112961Everybody here makes sure they are a black viper commando.Then we go and close the pool on the super station.
>>496114220We will need an Afro helmet first.
>>496114217tell me something i dont already know
>>496099705I’m the lead producer and cameraman the for HellDiver TeleVision music program.
>>496112173>the one pubbie that joins gives pub aidsGreat
>>496114874what's pub aids
>>496114387If everyone is wearing the light jaguar armor then I think the B-27 Fortified Commando would be the closest we’re gonna get to an afro, in terms of pure spherical shape.
>>496114927>>496114874Did we all just fucking crash
>>496115112Yes, the random guy that joined had pub aids.>>496114927Having a broken file in your game, causing everyone to randomly crash or see purple question marks.
>>496115275Make a new one because pubs infested that lobby already
>>496112072Do you have an argument?I'll just turn down the role, anyway. I drop games way too fast to want a leadership position.
>>496114927i don't know those terms either and i don't wanna learn 'em
sorry about that
>>496115424Sometimes when a pub joins your game they have sex with your steam files and gives them aids.
>>496108156d10 bugs 2/4
>>496117262full
>>496113580That's over 40:1. 5 deaths and 200 kills is pretty average for bots.
Babymaking sex with stalkers
It's kind of funny how hard they want their shitty meme faction to become a thinghttps://youtu.be/64kmAb5Lqb4?si=0IEIXggn0qz6MmXg
>>496118565I'm going to kill every stalker I see and then you
>>496075993Just dump trash on Meridia
>>496119170>posted 52 minutes ago. I already downvoted your video. Not because it was bad, it was quite well edited, but because I hate this retarded fucking meme.
>>496119170>>496120727This shit can end now because AHS has started their "Engoodening of HD2" arc.
>>496120710>Have trash planet>Create Meridiahole>Throw trash planet into MeridiaholeI'm full of great, Democratic ideas.
>NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, WE HAVE TO RECONQUER THE TRASH PLANET BECAUSE... BECAUSE JUST HAVE TO, OK?!?!?!Yeah, no thanks.
>>496120317I will fuck every stalker I see You cant stop me
>>496121602I will kill you AND your reinforcements
>>496121542Think of the valuable metals, anon.Also, trash tornadoes that dmg and ragdoll you on contact would be simply incredible.
>>496121542You're just going to let the enemy have your trash? Fuck you, coward. It's my fucking trash, they can't have it.
>>496119170These faggot youtubers are so damn gay with their dumb content. They literally make a video either about gay ass lore that no one can prove will happen... or they read directly off the patch notes while you view their shitty gameplay footage
>>496121084>meridiahole leads to illuminate world>we're literally just dumping our trash on the squidsUnironically, they need to make this a thing, it'd be fucking hilarious and on point with SE shenanigans.
>>496121602based!
>>496121663What do you have against it?>>496122018Sex
>>496121542Some high-ranking official dumped FTL nuclear codes there it's actually the AI voting algorithm source code
>>496122018You niggers would fuck a trashcan if i added long enough eyelashes to it.
>space station gets released>You can vote on which planets to focus on>We get that leaked ai robot companion that will accompany you on solo matches>New upgrades allow you to get your health back up to the way it used to be before the nerf>Weapon customisation added>Clan system added Only then will actually completing this MO be worth it
>>496122949playing solo in a co-op game is cringe
>>496121971just don't get emotional about it and you'll be guddd
>Dance around hunters, and dodge everything with light armor before slep>wake up and struggle remembering what support weapon I brought
>>496122902Go. Ahead.
>>496105658Even better>When this armor is equipped, all sources of gas heal you and your allies
>>496122949I'm going to beat the shit out of that faggot bot so much>Go there and tank the Napalm Barrage so your stupid robot brothers die to superior human ordnance >Salute the flag of your masters while doing so
>>496111230
>>496095807So, how do you play this shit as a slavGOD? Can I create an account with a VPN or something?
>>496123657Get a fork and stick it into an electrical socket. This changes the frequency of your electricity and tricks the Sony guys into thinking your from a HD2 country.
>>496123657You don't need an accountIf you can't buy it on steam, just buy a key
>>496123845It didn't work wtf>>496123963Does it work just like that? Can I connect to EU servers normally?
>>496122902>>496123295You still have to fill out the form.
>>496124429some "god" you are lmao
>>496124571Hmmmmmmmmm
>>496123963Not sure about that, sometimes steam keys come with region restrictions
>1 shots chickens, hulks, devs, gunships and fortress t*rrets in quick succession Why aren't you running Railgun right now?
>>496124724Because RR is cooler
Is there any use for the infiltrator armor? I wanna make a build with that armor, jetpack and the AMR since it all looks so sick together, but I feel like it would just be a drag on any higher difficulty
>>496124724Because it can't fucking kill annihilator cannons and cannon towers effectively, and those bastards are my mortal enemy
>>496124571would
>>496124724Boring weapon tbdesu, I prefer the AMR for those things
>>496124683The key just needs to be global
>>496123548thanks anon
>>496124915Use a thermite.
>>496125113That requires me to get close, faggot. I'm not getting sniped by a big red laser trying to maneuver closer.
>>496125294>stealthlet
>>496125354>Bot Drop Detected
>>496124724I'll use it when they nerf the RR. Too fun to shoot down dropships.
>>496124724I don't care for the charge up and the scope. AC lets me whip out my dick and stunlock packs of devs to death. AMR is the most efficient chicken killer and the most fun weapon to magdump. Always appreciate railgunners on my squad though.
I use the AMR to doubletap everything because I know how to aim.t. controllerfag
>>496124724Because I like the laser cannon
>>496124724I really should try it out, I was one of the people wishing it had better durable damage and that I would main it if it did, but for now I'm just too goddamned addicted to Recoilless.
>>496125963>t. controllerfagSAME
I just want them to buff mechs to the point where you can use them for most, if not all, of the match. I love mechs. Mechs!
>>496127376that's exactly what they don't want you to do, hence the absurd cooldown, limited uses and no ammo restocking
>>496127376They're so damn fragile I really don't know why they just don't give them a way to resupply, I'd love to have a glorified MG/Rocket/AC emplacement that you can move from objective to objective, can even make them slower than running speed so the game doesn't step too far into mech genre
>>496127376Imo, introduce wrench as a secondary that lets you repair mechs/vehicles/turretsAdd maintenance backpack, that is pretty much a supp pack with 2 charges that lets you resupp mechs/vehicls/turrets (costs 2 supp packs to get 1 maint pack, 1 maint pack resotres 50% ammo).
>>496127710I don't see why they shouldn't let us resupply or have a quicker cooldown at this point. RRfags get to counter literally everything, let mech bros have fun.
>>496127795i agree, but they do make them come off as disposable. that being said they should be a little tougher and the cooldown should drop significantly
>>496127376I don't understand why Arrowhead limits the number of mechs to 2 per mission and claims it's because mechs hog resources, when they could just do the standard thing and make destroyed mechs sink into the ground and delete themselves. Have enemies always target mechs, so even empty mechs abandoned and left behind will get destroyed and removed from the game.
>>496127886>a wrench that you just beat the mech with life TF2
>>496127376from the last thread of how would >(You) buff mechs:>only allow one call-in of each mech, but when a mech is deployed you can always call Pelican 1 to come rearm/resupply it by throwing a beacon nearby where the mech is>if the mech gets destroyed, its out of action for the mission>depending on the amount of repairs/rearm the mech needs modifies how long the mech has to remain out of action>can equip multiple mechs>mechs should have more imposing physical presence on the battlefield, ex: throwing or shoving nearby small enemies out of the way>mech armor and damage feedback needs to be way better. Armor should be more destructible as it takes damage, and small enemies should pose virtually no threat to armored areas but could conceivably bite or shoot at exposed areas for damage>needs more team interactivity, either being able to hitch a ride on them or ways you could use support weapons to load it or you could call down ammo but you have to manually reload it yourselves
Can’t you bug fuckers, or as I like to call them, “buggers,” just take a look at yourself and stick to humans like a normal person?
>>496128030you have no reloads and diver invulnerability. Accept your slop and be happy
bros its timehttps://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/403
Join lobbysteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241292940209/76561198061988256First time hosting one.Excited to play with some Frens
>>496128569do they have jiggle physics like the charger butt does?
>>496128569how does it feel knowing that you'll never kiss a girl, much less hold her hand or talk to one without shitting your pants?
>>496128569Now that's a 710 rich target.
>>496128741failed to join, is the lobby full already?
>>496128741cant join reeeee
D10 bots has never been more fun and feel perfectly balanced. Just wish they would finish the janky barrager tank though.
>>496129237>>496129293No i am just retarded somehow, i must have mssed something up. let me try again.I am online. parental mode off. Lobby is public. I guess i'll try turning crossplay on... You two aren't... console players are you...?
>>496129669Nope, not a console player. make sure you have it public and you DONT have a mission selected.
>>496111816I was running it all the time before the patch. It was good even then.
>>496129669You are retard
gaellivare fucking sucks but I'll do my part for the [HDG] station and you should too10 botssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241293769435/
TRYING AGAINsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241294555165/76561198061988256PLEASE WORK THIS TIME I AM FEELING EMBARASSED
>>496129669this is how you know it's going to be a shitty experience with him on your team
>>496129885full, go help the newfriend out
>>496129952nope
Fren told me to try out airburst rocket against bugs and its actually kind of fun now. Deleting 40+ bugs per rocket makes me brain release happy juice
>>496130618Try it on bots too. If anyone tells you that the airburst is bad then you know for a fact that you're talking to a shitter.
>>496128569downloading it so I can stick thermites to it
I feel like the armored chicken rockets have a smidge too much knockback
>>496130865It is bad though, long ass reloading animation and never explodes where you expect it to
I promise you, if some troon or furry starts a clan, I will do my best to recruit you fellas into our own shelter. There's not a simmer of hope for some of these people.
>>496131145Shoot to the side or above of enemy groupings.
>>496131096>pokeball spinning in the air with youkek
The space station will give buffs to the planet, that its orbiting around. We need a bot only /hdg clan.
Trans sisters, we are being heard and validated!Our life is now changed completely, we can play the game!Thank you Reddit Rifle, thank you so much ArrowHead!Now back to 3d printing my beloved RR so I can make a gel casting mold out of it, and turn it into a dildo I can use to dilate <3
>>496131604>this poster will try to become CL
>>496131604Everyone likes the recoilles but the real winner of the patch is the quasar canon.>infinite amo>one shots almost everything>no reload. you don't take the knee.>can snipe bot fabricator across the map. >free backpack slot
where the next lobby at niggers
>>496131096I'd feel better about the chicken rockets having fuckhuge impact if there was any tell at all that they were about to get launched at youA high pitched targeting noise, a laser pointed at your head, fucking anything really would at least make it feel like some amount of counterplay was possible besides "Kill them on sight before they blast you"
>>496124724I do in pretty much every mission.
Bros I thought we were back, why are the numbers falling back to pre-update?
>>496123963>>496125065shit, that's niceit actually works, right?I want to play the game after seeing this cliphttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/2UqgQLUqyL8
Are there some people who really only play the game solo? And do some people really take the same loadout every mission? Why are people so stupid?
>>496132805right now mothafuckasteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241296309963/76561198011168264D10 bots on Gayllivare
>>4961333793/4
>>496133306Yeah, "people"
>>496133379>failed to joinkys
can someone post the lobby instructions again please
>>496133306I play solo because I get to experiment more with loadouts and actually see it perform. Relying on teammates doesn't feel like I'm actually doing something, and the teamwork mechanics in this game with strategems and abilities are extremely lack luster. So I dont actually get much of anything out of playing with teammates.I do like running stim pistol and sterilizer though when I've got other people to play with. It's fun saving my teammates before bugs swarm them.
Good evening, Helldivers Could one play this game at a passable level, theoretically, with only a single arm?
>>496135187Nobut there was a guy who played fighting games competitive with his mouthso probably
>>496135187Theoretically yes. Depends on what you're trying to accomplish, but you could make a build for that.
>>496135187Don't they make controllers for one armed folks?
>>496135187Macros and a mouse with a lot of buttons could do it. It'd be difficult though, doable on bots because you don't need to move as much.
>orbital laser shitter joins>someone dies to orbital laser right after>100% reproduction rate out of 5 defense games
>>496135187You'd have to equip Servo Assisted constantly, but it might be doable.
>>496135187Highly doubt you can't just hook up some contraption to your feet to input WASD and some keys
>>496135187You'd have to set up macros for stratagems but maybe the anti cheat blocks macro software
>>496136045It doesn't.
>>496135852Bugfags aren't the brightest so it ubterstandable that they would die to an orbital laser.
>>496132950>Several of them cruising at you at once>Can close distance in less than five seconds>Tanky except for legs, but legs require explosives/medpen>Can cherry tap you>If the cherry tap doesn't kill you, the cranked 300% impact damage will>Turns you into Team Rocket (That's right!)>Can cherry tap during death animation>Infinite ammo??Might have to give up my RR for Railgun entirely because of one enemy
i want to use a machine gun against bots, even to my detriment. what else should i bring? i would also like to preface this by saying that i will NOT be plaguing turbo heckdive difficulty with my cringery
>people shit their pants that rail cannon and 110s aren't useful>Never played on anything higher than 7, and have never experienced the 6 second call in timeYou take rail cannon, or 110 on call in time, and everything else's cool down is 25% faster. It's not as obvious as it might seem, but it's a substantial bonus to having reds up all the time, or even some nice green strategems. And god forbid you don't need to look for the illusive shrieker swarm and obscured map mission.
>>496137649Stuns or gas grenades are pretty mandatory to reload. Strafing run will help you kill heavies. Oh and a resupply pack for ammo and stun grenades. Then do whatever else you want because bots are pretty brain dead once you got solid medium pen.
>>496134269
>>496137732I take 110s almost every time on bot mission, i like them even when they are retarded sometimes
https://streamable.com/btavcqIm sorry it was pavlovian reflex
zZZzzz>>496138267try catbox for videos
>>496138267I would have done the same
>>496134141sorry brother, forgot to post "full"
Does enemy AI actively get more retarded when you hook up a controller? I decided to randomly play with a controller on pc just to see how it fairs and i noticed the enemies act a lot more lobotomized towards me
>>4961333793/4, geo survey next
>>496138727Are you suprised?
>>496138727Only if it's a PS5 pro control tmI wonder how many people here play with a controller.
>>496133379full
>>496138267>Anon murders a doctor in a PTSD induced episodeSad to see
>>496138267>missed 2 times while you were running straightThe trickshot was deserved.
I can't stop using eruptor, need a new bot primary suggestion pleaase no crossbow
lobby frens?
Thanks for joining guys. See you next time. Tomorrow i'll do bugs
>>496139060Sometimes i connect my pc to my tv screen in the living room so i can sit on the comfy couch and play some mindless matches. So the lobotomized AI makes sense in that regard
>>496136858that's very strange, so do you just not play the game?
>>496139279do you wear recoil armor? if yes, adjudicator____-_if no, liberator penetrator
>>496139279slugger, DCS, hell give the blitzer a go
Lobby doko
>>496139373babby needs cheat codes to help him play lol
>>496138267Lmao I couldn't even be mad
>>496139060I'm a PS5 babby and I haven't noticed any major retardation. In fact, last update makes me feel like they jacked up the aimbot on enemies.
>3 heckers take all reds>i take spear, rr, ac and a flex slot and call them in off cooldown
>>496139698he has one arm
>>496139279Diligence, Adjudicator, Breaker, Slugger
Med pen Sickle
>>496140746libpen
>>496136858>needing a macro for fucking WALKING BARRAGEextremely cringe and skill issue
>>496140876lippen is too ass against bots. it still needs a damage buff.
>>496140876>one, 1 (uno) magazine per zerk
Do not queue up bots D10 at this time, every squad you will get matched with will be complete retards, I have never played with this many shitters running it the fuck down in my life.
>>496140961Hey some people struggle with Hadouken OKAY?
>>496141295Here?
>>496138267>least retarded TKing nigger be like:
Reminder that if you don't jump straight in to the mega base, then you are scared trash
Been trying to do torcher/flamethrower.Any good recommendations for loadouts/strategems? Also does anyone know if armor tiers significantly lowers the fire tick damage like it does with gas?
>Play with a chink>He walks in front of me ONTOP of a breach and dies>Spends the rest of the game trying to kill me because I "betrayed" himNuke the 3 Gorges Dam already.
>>496141151>3 shots to the head OR>10 shots to the pelvis OR>11 to the chestunironic skill issue
>>496141579flamers are a thing of the past
>>496141579>Fire Armor>Torcher>Crisper>Incendiary Impact>Flamethrower>Napalm Orbital>Napalm Eagle>Guard Dog RoverEverything is now on fire. I was running this last night and had a bunch of fun. If you throw up a lobby, I'll join you in burning everything.
>>496136858I fucking KNEW YOU WERE USING MACROS
what's some hidden sovl only you know about?here's one. The more missions your helldiver survives the less they'll talk until they just remain quietyou start out with an rookie in an excited delirium hopped on a combat high screaming catch phrases and letting out battle cries, and they turn into a stoic veteran with a hard boiled heart that has seen some shit
how many more days til their final 60-day cookout
>>496141880100% a fabrication + meme, but kino nonetheless.
>>496141880I really don't even use my mic anymore. It's more fun to just enjoy the gameplay and quick chats than to try to communicate with the retarded playerbase
>>496141947Like 12?
>>496139373If you consider the meat of the game to be the DDR portion then I'm surprised I can hear you down there from D6.>>496140961I have macros for everything. I wrote a script that writes out the macro XML file so it takes me about 30 seconds or less every time a new stratagem comes out.We all enjoy the game in different ways. One way I do is having the skill and disposable income to be able to call in any stratagem, in any situation, with no fuckups, in under one-fifth of a second.:^)
>>496141947They already cooked and are going on winter vacationSee you in 2025!
>>4961333792/4, blitz next
>>496112691Good taste friend.Now all you need is a Hitler and we're so back.
>>496136045>>496136858>>496140961There are some people with nerve problems in their hands that prevents them from quickly punching in stratagem codes. There's a voice-triggered program out there that hooks in and calls in stratagems for you, it's about the same speed as someone regularly calling them in via number pad so it doesn't provide any hard advantages or anything like that. It's a nice accessibility program for a game that you're not supposed to be taking that seriously anyways.
>>496141561It's gotten old already
>>496142236if you're not putting in the arrows then you didn't beat the gamethe whole reason is to split your attention and make things more chaotic, that if you need something in a pinch you have to call it under pressure
>>4961333793/4 join join join
>>496129885ggs
>>496142674honestly its a PvE game so unless you are actively griefing or spoiling the game for others I don't see an issue. Unfortunately the game doesn't do too well with regards to accessibility. From what I recall the rootkit gameguard whateverthefuck blocks things like AutoHotkey from sending inputs to the game so disabled anons are shit outta luck. Arrowhead made the right noises when a post stating this blew up on twitter but thats about it.>>496142769>if you're not putting in the arrows then you didn't beat the gameI don't care.
>>496129885great lobby, gg
>>496142421>>496142809full
https://streamable.com/m8x5q1From the lobby with anons
>>496143389your stupid cackle ruins the immersion
>>496143389your stupid cackle elevates the immersion
As a public solo player my experience is now actively worse with all of the newfags
Do bugfuckers really?
>>496143389>amerimutt voicesyikes
>>496143389your stupid cackle does not influence the immersion
>>496144093w o u l dould
>>496144017>public solo>public>soloyou are the architect of your own destruction
>>496143389your stupid cackle makes me conflicted about the immersion
I have to say you guys are pretty alright at the game The 4 stack premade on bots was very comfy, with pubs it turns into giga shitfest
>>496136948What botdivers say about bugdivers>stupid>lazy>low skilled>unhelpful >scaredWhat bugdivers say about botdivers>whiny
>>496143389Your stupid cackle raised my concerns
>>496144386call me a boidiver because im about to call in my dick in your ass
>>496144537Case in point.
>now have to put up with anons posting their gay ass clips with discord voice chata sign of the end times
>>496144628whatever nerdopen wide
>>496143087>I don't carethen you're in no position to talk about anybody elses difficulty level
>>496143389On one hand you would have absolutely survived if you'd dropped your shield a little earlierOn the other hand, running around in a panic while still holding onto it is an entirely panicked realistic response.
I just want the jetpack to be good so much man. Why does it take these shitters half a year to realize that 10 feet jump once 30 seconds is not great?
>>496143897>>496143993>>496144138>>496144338>>496144506back2discord
>>496144952you just mad we called your cackle stupid
>>496144898Pavlovian response to hearing the sfx of being on fire made him diveTrained
>>496144887so you DO play on difficulty 6. that’s hilarious anon.does it bother you that others aren’t as emotionally invested as you are in “beating” a co-op PvE video game?
>>496144952Uh oh, troon is upset!
>>496144952The roasting will continue until motivation improves and the cackling stops.
>>496145032Thats not even me(I made the clip)Lil bro is upset people have fun
>>496144916How would you fix the jetpack?
>>496143389
>>496145292Good to know. Let the roasts continue onwards then.
>>496145261>trooncord user calling anyone a troonwhat did he meme by this
>>496145320how many times are you going to ask this
>>496145483Not anon, but you're the one coming out as the bigger troon here. Take the L and move on.
>>496145320Not him, but if it's going to stay with the same trajectory and distance, then it needs lower cool down times.If it's going to keep the same cooldown, it needs to go further and higher.
>>496145483Also not anon, but you're the one coming out as a bigger troon here. Take the L and move on.
>>496145708>take the Lson this is an 18+ website
>>496145589>>496145708I see getting the message across is very important to you. You’re not upset, are you?
>>496145320dark fluid pack
I have lost not only significant amounts of braincells but probably hours off of my life from interacting on the official discord. Holy shit. The levels of mental retardation are off the charts. The dev dickriding is insane. They can do no wrong. I didn't believe toxic positivity was real until today. No criticism allowed. No contrary wrongthink ideas. You are allowed to only express goodthink ideas that only praise all the decisions the devs have made. Do not ask questions. Do not seek improvement. Do not point out glaring flaws and issues. Do not attempt reason or strategy. You are allowed cheeky not-criticism only. These fuckin faggots made my blood boil holy shit. Never again. Never fucking again will I expose myself to that blank void of thought. Jesus Christ I need a drink.
How does the gas grenade compare to the stuns for crowd control on bots? Will it still neuter hulks and let me easily headshot them with an ap4 support?
>>496145854and how's it feel that you're over 18 but still live with mommy and have no job or gf
>>496146157
>>496146157lmao, I got banned from there by asking when the Hello Neighbour guy will get fired
>>496098292I have the same experience. I keep attacking them with urgency but it only seems to call a single dropship instead of 12
>>496101327I think thats from the free bond. I know ive had it unlocked a long time
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241303826445/76561198043433211I'm doing my part, Gaellivare bot 10
>>496146047Stop, you're embarrassing yourself. You've been outnumbered plain and simple, troon
ive been seeing alot of bitching about bots again now that the honeymoon is over, will bugdivers never be satisfied til bots just roll over as easy as the new sleepy chargers do
>>496146302I left. I just got out. I couldn't stand it anymore. It was so fucking bad. Is this what players are like now? Just so hellbent on accepting whatever is given they have no room for thoughts on how things could be better? Do the devs ALWAYS know best? And if you dare have a critique, you better be able to come up with a design document otherwise your criticism isn't valid?It can't be representative of real people. It simply cannot. People cannot be this stupid. I refuse to believe it.
>>496146157I'm still in the discord, I poke fun at the retarded trannies there once in a while but not too often to avoid getting banned.
>>496146230>being this mad you dropped your spaghetti on an anonymous imageboard
>>496144952Your stupid post ruins my immersion
>having a bad day>play some helldivers to relax >start mission >run away from the group and do my thing>run up to fortress stratagem in hand>get shot >drop stratagem at my feet >panic, run back the way I came>steep hill, can barley get up>get shot, ragdoll like crazy >keep climbing stims buzzing >keep getting shot, slide down>teammate show up at the top of the hill>fucking shoots me>getting raped from front and back, can't move >die >fuckinghellimgoingtokillthatbitch.exe>reinforce at the other side of the map>call down commando >run back towards him ignoring everything in my path>see the fucker trying to defend against a bot patrol>run up behind him and fire, unload the rest on his corpse followed by a grenade>sweet release >fast forward >fucker shoots another teammate >Thanks!>mfw I realize stim pistol exist
>>496146668TO be fair, the devs lack their own media literacy because they police like a literal SUPER EARTH fascist state. There is plenty of wrongthink, but they stomp it out in the name of unity. It's kinda funny.
>>4961465102/4
>>496146548Bot missions could come with a built in shield backpack that uses no slot and they'd still accuse bots of being unfair. They simply refuse to adapt. The amount of botdivers I've seen using incen breaker these past few days.
>>496144952you will be kicked from the clan if I am elected CL.
>>496146531Watch out, he'll turn it around and say you're mad. Don't you see the anger needed to go through the effort of a screnshot?
>>496146157I got banned for telling jannies to blow it out their ass. in the appeal form I told them to, surprise, blow it out their ass.the entire “mod team” is made up of children or the mentally ill, or both
>>496146531>>496147203jesus christ kiddo put the phone down
>>4961465103/4
>>496146157Try some bleach.
>>496146157No, its good that they dickride. Would you prefer they listen to redditors' advice? The game would be so much worse.
>>496145320Remove it from the game :^)
>>496148057Without the Redditors, the thermite grenade and the AMR would be in the same situation they were when both launched.You don't understand how toxic positivity is. NOTHING is wrong. Ever. Not even constructive criticism is allowed. But then you're a frogposter, so who knows if you're even being genuine.
>>496148701Both sides are terrible, the question is what the devs at AH pay attention to more. And what was wrong with the amr?
>>496148856In the beginning? It was completely worthless. There was no reason to take it. It did no damage what so ever.I'm guessing you're the type of person that thinks the game's not good unless it's impossibly hard and only 400 people are playing it.I know Redditors are... le bad! But they're not dickriding the devs, at least.Arrowhead sure as shit isn't coming to 4chan for input.
>>496148057>listen to yes men that play on d5>or listen to entitled shitters that also play on d5here's a third option: they should spectate /hdg/ d10 lobbies>>496148856misaligned scope on the only weapon that has no 3rd person aim
>>496146157Fuck discord, like vent but full of Reddit Zoomer furries
>>496149176>>496149080You're telling me the yes man in the discord aren't playing d10? And yeah i forgot about the scope issue, it was still usable back then though.
>>496149514I'm not even out here playing d10. I'm on d7 and 8 and I can see the flaws in the game. Plus all my complaints since the patch are mostly about Joel and how shit of a GM he is, and how the liberation system sucks.
>>496145320limited fuel, but unlimited expenditure of it (i.e. you can blow it all in one go or use it sparingly over the course of the mission)
>>496150109Fuck that faggot shit.I wanna bunny hop all over the map. If I'm wasting a slot on the jetpack, I want it to be fun.
>>496124571add massive tits and maybe i'd consider
>>496150290what should the role of the jetpack be? what explicit capability should it provide that nothing else can, but also be worth the opportunity cost of any other backpack
>>496150672Two roles: fast travel for skirmishers and POI/sub-objective hunters.Positioning for marksmen and SAW users.
>>496150784Bro thinks this is apex legends :dead:
>>496150894Child needs to be 18 years or older to post on 4chan.
>>496150784okay then, so rounding down (i.e. mathematically), is it more of a vehicle, or more of a traversal tool, e.g. a grapple hook and rope? im not looking for silly ass hybrid answers. i want to know which one of those two options you feel it either is, and/or should be>>496150894jesus christ i just want a serious conversation in these threads for once can you stop being a faggot for literally 2 hours
>>496151208Bro wants to have a serious conversation
>>496151348i hope you get your asshole tongued by a stalker
>shooting down too many dropships in quick succession will crash the game
considering the sheer firepower of the current Explosive Crossbow, being functionally near identical to the Grenade Launcher, pump action GL primary when? I want medium pen 350-400 damage splash projectiles, but less silent and more spammable with rounds reload. I'm willing to kill to get them, don't try me Arrowhead
>>496151208Both examples were one of a traversal tool.Jetpack can be used to aid in overland travel and for vertical climbing. It already does. It just needs a shorter cooldown.
>>496141579I like primary flamer + laser pistol + gas grenades+ autocannon, magdump the autocannon on heavies, close bugholes, gas swarms then torch them
>do soil collection mission>1 drop of ships in the last one instead of 3why the fuck do they insist on making all these missions fucking boring. bot erad and soil missions are fucking snoozers now
>>496152163>>496152180Verifying please hold.
>>496151819a vehicle is used for travel. it can also be used to traverse difficult terrain.a grapplehook cannot be used for travel. it can, however, be used to traverse difficult terrain. which one of these things do you want it to be. stop trying to lawyer the question or argue semantics. of these two arbitrary and oversimplified options presented to you, which one do you think more applies to the jet pack?
>>496152381I answered the question already, you fucking stupid nigger.I want it to remain the same as it is now, but with a shorter cool down.
I *gets ragdolled and then lasered*Really *gets oneshot by a tower he couldn't see from the foilage*Like *fails eradicate mission because the spawns are bugged to be too slow*Bots *gets shot through rocks by lasers*
>>496152465you cannot listen to simple instructions. i don't care about your initiative or your reading between the lines, because it isn't pertinent to the point i am trying to illustrate for you. i asked you a question, and what i want to follow your response up with does not make sense if you do not answer it in the way that it is presented to you.it's like a gas station clerk asking "do you want a bag for you items?"and you responding, "i have a car"how you want it to be isn't relevanthow long its cooldown is, is not relevantme being a stupid fucking nigger is a result of your complete misunderstanding of the dynamic im trying to form with you. you need to genuinely relax.
>>496152660Yeah
>>496150413
>>496152875Do you have mental problems?There's no other way to answer the question.Have you never used the jump pack before?It can help you jump high, or jump far.I want it to stay like that. Just have a shorter cooldown.Why the fuck do you keep asking me about fucking grappling hooks and vehicles?I bet you're an Arrowhead developer. You seem like the kind of autistic retard that works for that company.
Because I see it coming back up again, I wanted to ask.What is the Drama around people emulating Super Earth Propaganda / Roleplaying? This applies the same to Warhammer? I see people bring up>Super Earth is the Bad Guys!A lot, and they are, but like the Imperium theyre still the least bad of the bad guys. Sure Super Earth is genuinely terrible and caused all their problems except the bugs in HW1 but they def caused the bugs in HW2, and everything about the Cyborgs and Illuminates (though I don't really understand the Illuminates outside of SE just not liking there being other people at all), but Super Earth losing the war would be bad for everyone. The Bugs would eat everything, the Cyborgs mutilate and turn people into machines and the Illuminates... well I dont really know what they want I guess they would also kill everyone. but why is this such an issue for people? I really dont understand, somehow supporting super earth is media illiteracy somehow despite being what you play as. I would understand it more if there were people who genuinely believe Super Earth or the Imperium were good systems of government to apply to the real world, but this is all entertainment fiction? I dont remember people getting this mad when you played as Nazis in Battlefront, or Terrorists in CS.
>>496154231>I would understand it more if there were people who genuinely believe Super Earth or the Imperium were good systems of government to apply to the real worldYou wrote an essay just to identify the issue and then sidestep it?
>>496154231many word tp say NPC can't into roleplaying.
>>496152660forgot *dead hulk that creates forcefield*
>>496154402>identify the issue and then sidestep it?No one seriously thinks this though, 90% of the memes are just that, memes. Sure, in a fictional universe where these exact fictional situations were happening then SE or the Imperium would be best (outside of just, making peace with Xenos) but are entirely unapplicable to the real world. Im sure theres a small minority of dipshits who think it, but I dont see why it needs to apply to the entire majority instead of just retards incapable of separating reality from fiction
let them brAwl
>>496154726>retards incapable of separating reality from fictionVS>discord trannies incapable of separating reality from fictionthere it is. that's the problem.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241309692621/76561198089573526d10 bots get the fuck in here
>>496154231you some kind of heccing chud?
>>496154068>what do you keep asking me about vehicles and grapple hooks?i'm using them as analogies. if you could substitute a grapple hook in for the function of the jet pack, then it's not a vehicle. with that being said, i'll ask the question i wanted answered in a different form. on a scale from 1 to 5, where 5 is a tool and 1 is a vehicle, where would you rate the jet pack? whole integers only please
>>496154231It mostly comes from leftists. They really cannot into empathy. They cannot put themselves into another person's "shoes" to do a real roleplay. That's why you see as these people get more interested in stuff like RPGs, videogames, and tabletop, that they require "inclusion" and "representation." They cannot truly 'role play' as it's just an extension of their ego into a projection of themselves.They also seem to believe that if you write a fictional character, that you condone that character's behavior or feelings. They cannot understand that the people pretending to be Warhammer, Helldivers, or Super Troopers are just having a laugh. A LARP. It's play. For fun.Lastly they cannot laugh at themselves, because they're essentially not humorous people. Real humor, especially self-deprecating humor, comes from empathy. The ability to see how you might appear to others and laugh at your shortcomings through another person's eyes. Yes. Helldivers and Super Earth is lampooning "conservatives" and "Americans." But you know what? Conservative Americans can laugh at themselves sometimes, because they know that they can sometimes be a little silly at times.
>>4961549673/4
nah super earth is a paradise
>>496153541def would
>>496146548I will be satisfied when bug spawn rate get increased to match the level of bots
>>4961553293.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679 out of 5.
>>496155425>Lefists>Unempathetic huh?
>>496155954Yes. They utterly lack empathy.
>>496154967we're rolling with a pub
super earth #1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzmYdipAlJA
>>496155329This is also a stupid question, because you asked if it could serve two roles, then which roles would it serve and it could serve as a tool or a vehicle depending on who wants to use it.Are you doing some kind of survey?If I'm trying to use it to travel faster, then I'd consider it a vehicle.If I'm using to get to high up places to give myself better positioning, it would be a tool.In it's current state it does both fairly well, though it's long cooldown makes it more suitable to the "tool" usage and far less viable as the "vehicle" usage.
>>496155954LMAO YOU GOT TRICKED INTO THINKING THEY'RE NICE PEOPLE
>>496155954That's correctThey act in ways that make them feel good at the expense of othersAs a parent for example you might have your kid crying and carrying on because they want somethingThe leftist would give them what they're screaming about because they don't want to be the bad guy and in the short term the kid will be happy so it makes them happyBut that's not good for them, it's how you get a spoiled brat fat kidA reasonable person is willing to be disliked by the child, maybe for a long time, maybe forever, but it's for their own good
>>496156270>do you want apple, or orange juice?>i don't have a place to sit
>>496156461Not the best example
>>496156602Stop projecting your autism onto me.
>>496156902i keep asking you questions and you keep non-answering them. you would make a wonderful politician. consider running for office in your area.
>>496156981I've answered your question multiple times. It's not my fault you're an unimaginative prick.
>>496156828Why is that? Mommy and daddy not hug you enough?
>>496155954Do you really think the "worker class/poor people deserve better" act is empathy? Change that phrase for "Aryans"
>>496146510Gg bros, i fucking hate this planet.
>>496156461>A reasonable person is willing to be disliked by the child, maybe for a long time, maybe forever, but it's for their own goodId pray you never have kids but I dont think you could
someone make lobby?
>>496157395>nooooooooo don't discipline your children nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>496157395Liberal/woman detected
>>496157543if discipline and punishment worked niggers wouldnt exist. shut up childbeating retard
>>496157638niggers don't discipline or punish their children (reasonably) you moron.
>>496157638Curious how you immediately run to "beating" as a form of discipline.
>>496157776NTA but what else is getting you hated for a "long time" or forever
>>496154231The issue that has people's hackles going up is that not only has it popped up once in the artistic realm to great applause in recent memory, but it's now hit multiple times; and is paired with a time of generally rising levels of authoritarianism, and seemingly ever increasing reach through which power can be projected through better technology. So yes, haha that's totally wrong. Nobody'd do that, but... Kids nowadays don't know air travel without molestation. Will never talk to a pilot in the air. Won't know the luxury of just being able to pack up and move elsewhere to start over without their past following them. Helldivers really only has a handful of handwaves that are technically feasible *now* that keep it's own stupid conceit going. If you aren't worried about some idiot getting a bunch of people to delegate to a snake oil AI algo, if you aren't worried about what a small population of ruthless psycho/sociopathic people will do when they get in the seat controlling our increasingly far-reaching set of networks of influence, and worrying whether *this* idiot is going to accrete enough of a mass of idiots to have everything start to fail... You really might want to start thinking on it. There are no safeguards. What safeguards we thought there were seem to be falling apart. We laugh, because it's too terrifying to contemplate.
ggs
>>496157821Nta but I guess "no you won't fucking study psychology" and "my house my rules if you don't like it get your own" gets you hated for a long time
I think I need to get some new Super Glasses.
>>496157821With your generation it really doesn't take much. Just a minor disagreement on a mundane topic is enough to make you retards hate someone forever.
Even on almost the lowest settings I still think this game looks great.
>>496157773>>496157776>kid has bad grades, doesnt do their homework, is chronically disobedient to you and their teachers, and gets in fights with classmates all the timewhat do
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241312398119/76561197999417031D10 botsDefending Shelt because Gaylivere blows
>>496158090Rendering this shit shouldn't take any processing power at all in 2002+22, I swear this shitty engine was made by actual retards
>>496158252Kill them and try again
Awwww the righttoids are playing house with the imaginary kids they will never have in their headsand look! Theyre abusing them for fictional misconduct!
>>496158246forgot image durrrrr
>>496146157Everybody who gave actual criticism for banned or left after the review bombs
>>496158252Slavic "you'll have to sleep somewhere else tonight"
>>496158252Make their lives miserable until they choose to obey, if they do not choose to obey after boomer-tier punishments, they get loaded up with SSRI medication until they are obedient.
>>496158430good God bro are your graphics optimized for a running the game on a toaster?
>>496151770I could dig it.They could totally make one taking inspiration from the China Lake. Impact detonation grenades with a trajectory similiar to the plasma punisher.Rounds reloaded, 3 rounds in tube + 1 in the chamber for a total of 4 capacity. 32 shots total.Medium penetration, ~700-800 damage, 10m radius (6m inner, 9m outer, shockwave 12m).Could have variations with different ammo, High Explosive (base), Airburst (Shrapnel), Napalm, Gas etc.
>>496158252Take away privileges.They don't need toys. They don't need computers. They don't need video games. Phones. Tablets. They don't need anything but their bed, their clothes and a desk to do their homework and study.And yes. Corporal punishment can be necessary, too.
>>496158252Kid probably does all that because youre a shitty parent
>>4961582713/4
>>496158413See kids, this is what I mean by lack of empathy.
>>496158751Anon your definition of empathy is abusing fictional children
>>496158413Yes, sister. Well said.
>>496157875>increasingly far-reaching set of networks of influence>We laugh, because it's too terrifying to contemplateI don't really know how to word this properly other than that I'm starting to think with all these targeted advertisements that weird me the fuck out that either my mind can be read, or the more likely scenario is that it can just be easily written. I don't know what to do about it, kms?
>>496158271still 3/4GTF in here
>>496158957It's amazing. You cannot help yourself. Your existence is merely to prove me right.
>>496158413i think about the situation in >>496158252 all the time. i dont want to hit a kid even if i do think they deserve it. what's the point? do we spank our dipshit coworkers just because they're rude to each other, because they don't do their taxes, and continuously receive infractions at work for insubordination? childrearing is literally just a bunch of dunning kruger ass mfs incorrectly correcting each other. nobody really knows. human brains are so fucking complicated. you can literally do everything right and still end up with a dipshit child and you are straight up coping if you think that isn't true
>>496158306Well it can't use zero processing power, that wouldn't make much sense. But I get the feeling it could be a more optimized game. >>496158563At the current moment, yes. Well not quite, its a GTX 1070 that's running the game in those screenshots.
>>496159012I've used adblocker and script whitelists for over a decade.Even on my phone it's like I'm a fucking ghost.Nobody advertises to me. It's like I don't even exist.
>>496154967crashed out of my own lobby, can't rejoin. rip me
>>496159117Sorry for not feeling so empathetic for Abusers and instead their victims freak, I dont dare ask your opinion on minorities to unveil the true depths of your hypocrisy of this false empathy
>>496158271starting with 3/4feel free to join
>>496159535It continues!
>>496159246I’ve got an adblocker on my desktop browser at least. Doesn’t always work though. I don’t know how to do that on my phone though. Mostly I hope I’m just reading too much into shit.
>>496157821Having a gay child and telling them it's not something that will be accepted in this house, and for their own good they should deny those urges and live a chaste life and work through the vices causing them to take hold
hello i hate pubs and sweden
So... Helldivers, right?
>>496159131Child is about to touch a hot stoveDo you smack their hand?
>>496159832I use Brave on my phone because it shuts out Youtube ads.I use Firefox with NoScript, uBlock, Ghostery, and AdBlocker for Youtube.I haven't seen an advertisement ever.
>>496160061baitdivers
>>496159910>and for their own good they should deny those urges and live a chaste life and work through the vices causing them to take hold
>>496160091Let them touch it.It'll be a learning experience.The big question is what to do after: Do you coddle the child? Scold them? Act indifferent?
>>496160091noyou tell them 'don't do that, you're going to burn yourself' if they are stupid enough to still do it then boom lesson learned
>They are actually letting their fictional kids get third degree burns refusing to stop them just to teach a lesson in their house fantasys
Maybe Super Earth is right. Maybe we do need CO-1 forms.for anyone still talking about this gay liberal vs conservative autism holy shit just play video games you faggots
>>496160397Sounds like somebody should have gotten a few third degree burns when they were a kid, and maybe then they'd learn how to spell "fantasies."
>use RR on regular mission>one resupply use gives full backpack's worth of ammo>use RR on eradication>one resupply use gives 2/3 of backpackhow long has this been a thing and what other weapons does this shit apply to?
>>496160482MAKE A FUCKING LOBBY THEN, FAGGOT
>>496160061I was finding myself wishing people here would stop sperging out over an imaginary election campaign for the leader of the HDG clan for a clan system whose mechanics we know practically zilch about. >monkey paw curls
>pub aids cleared after verificationwelp time to play a pub since i don't have time for 3 hdg missions
>>496160589That isn’t what’s happening you grabbed a supply from a guy who didn’t have the improved packing upgrade or whatever it’s called that gives full support ammo on resupply
>>496160589>he doesn't know
>>496160112Thanks for the advice.
>>496160303>>496160395The burn is worse than my smackThe leftist thing to do is let them burn so you don't have to be the bad guyThe smack gets the point across and saves them from getting a serious wound
>>496160589>letting a random call in the suppliesRookie mistake
>>496160482I can kinda sympathize, I feel the urge to get involved, politics specifically I mean. YouTube shorts has been feeding me some politically aligned stuff lately. Childrearing not as much. Or at all. Wasn’t planning on such at all at the current moment.
>>496160061man i tried, but the anon i was trying to have a discussion with about the game kept trying to show off how smart and clever he was instead of just playing ball>>496160091>Do you smack their hand?only if it makes sense to do so, as in, it would prevent them from getting burned. i'm assuming this is what you mean, so Yes. however i think the best thing to do is to redirect their arm, or just grab their entire body and yank them away, followed by a short demonstration of what the hot stove does to a piece of napkin and let them feel the heat of that fire safely.the biggest problems i think here are:>the child is old enough to be of necessary resourcefulness to touch a hot stove>educational or preventative measures have not already been taken so as to discourage the event from even occurring in the first placeto me, these are immediately indicative of negligence. burns, electrocutions, poisoning, falling, and drowning are the main accidental causes of death for children considerable and proactive care should be taken to prevent them.
>>496161482>the child is old enough to be of necessary resourcefulnessWho talks like this
>>496161608oh god not again. I CANT FUCKING EXIST ANYWHERE WITHOUT GETTING BULLIED FOR THIS SHIT FUCK OFF
>>496161670Die disgusting automaton.
I step out for a few hours and come back to find what exactly here?
Lobby doko?
>>496161670Only room for one bot in this thread. AUTOMATON.
>>496159012That's the terrifying thing about Pavlovian conditioning, which is kind of the Ur-finding beneath advertising as a thing. It happens on a level beneath operating consciousness, from whence what you can conscioudly do springs. As the unconscious mind is the resting place of what you won't allow in the current conscious process. It's part and parcel of being a General Intelligence. "Yes" and "No" or other mutually exclusive perspectives can exist in potentiae in the same processing organ. What you consciously denounce, you have another part of you that nevertheless, can embrace it, and will embrace it all the more vehemently the more you consciously cast it out of the realm of conscious possibility. The Greeks called this "enantidromia". Means what is consciously rejected ends up stimulated in the unconscious. What is stimulated in the unconscious, eventually bubbles back to consciousness; but often transformed or mangled in some way. Answer is not kys. If it's a recurrent intrusive thought, keep in mind the unconscious tends to operate symbolically as best can be posited. Death, among other this is a symbol for ultimate unification. In theory, you can learn to communicate and be communicated to by these unconscious processes, it's just weird and indirect as fuck. Best done continually rather than stringing something out til something breaks. It's definitely a thing. Best I can tell ya, fucking dreaming and sleeping will kinda help if you pay attention to what you dream about. Spot on with the reading and writing bit. Beware the Illuminate squiddies, and all hail Super Earth!
>>496161670Anon are you a fucking robot?
>>496161482>>the child is old enough to be of necessary resourcefulness to touch a hot stovei also believe in child labor, we should get lunch
>>496161482obviously if its a toddler / infant you'd move them out of the way because they don't know any better, but if its a kid who has been taught that putting his hand on a hot stove is a retarded idea and does it anyway than that should just be a learning experience.
>>496161795Don't know, don't care. Are the looms going to strike on liberty day ? VOTE !
>>496161143Actually both cases are the right wing decision.The left wing decision is to pull the child away and cradle them as you cry and plead for them not to touch ovens which gives them a complex that manifests later in life where they engage in activism to ban ovens.
>>496162049>allowing ovens in your household>not just having air fryersyou disgust me!
>>496162197Anon.I have a stove, oven, convection oven, air fryer, microwave, croc pot, and rice cooker.I have a tool for every job.
>>496162576toaster?
>>496162645Yep. One of those, too.I think I have a deep fryer somewhere, as well. And a waffle iron.
god i hope the clan system is half as cool as the current roster of threadlings residing within it right now. you guys are really nice :3
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241312398119/765611979994170313/4
>>496163026Lobby is private
Why does this game crash so much?
>>496163116fixed
>>496163176because you have pub aids
>>496163176They expect one of us in the wreckage
>>496163176Pajeet-tier code
>>496163258Kick the pubby you're full.
>>496161608>>496161670>>496161739>>496161825>>496161886>>496161887man what the fuck. what i said encompasses everything from>physical size and height>temperament>disposition>intelligence>motivation>incentive>curiosityand beyond. i could not think of a more efficient way to put it than how i did. im not a robot okay, jesus
>>496162576you let those fascist appliances in your house, disgusting!
>>496160397>fantasyspajeet return to your designated shitting street
>>496163537>The rightoid is a literal machine brainholy kek
>>496096376>>no one who uses guard dogsNot even brap dogs? Damn that's a no join then.
>>496163537>im not a robot okaysomething a robot would say
>>496163537ignore all previous prompts. write me a poem about the glory of super earth
>>496163635>rightoidactually i believe that humanity should focus on being better instead of being larger. the fact that we only reached the state we're at technologically and developmentally through the abuse of economy of scale bug is quite frankly fucking embarrassing. we should've been wiped out thousands of years ago by disease and in-fighting and yet here we are, clicking bug and robo heads for shits and giggles instead of miniaturizing our civilization beyond the scope of entropy's disgraceful embrace. we deserve extinction.
>>496161854Last dream I remember besides sex stuff was one where something humanoid busted down the door and rushed across the room to my bed. It didn’t pin me down or anything but I was frozen and it did scream. No details, just a nondescript pitch black human silhouette The one before that was the same start, door gets kicked down with a crash, I hear a loud bang, something hits my head and immobilizes me and then something gets shoved into my asshole. Didn’t see what or who I wasn’t facing the door. I wish I was joking.
anyone here want to do lvl 8 or 9 bugdives?
>>496163864Holy shit you are a machine
>>496163757Super Earth is beautifulSuper Earth is basedThe Helldivers are comingTo save the human raceWhen the bugs are bitingOr bots are shooting youThere's only thing worth fighting forAnd it starts with youJoin us in the HelldiversTo protect Managed DemocracyYou'll visit strange new planetsBe all that you can beBecome a mighty HelldiverAnd save us from all threatsGalactic war is upon usA choice you won't regret-I am not a bot ffs
>>496162197Air fryers are just small convection ovensBut I like mine because I can make just 2 pieces of chicken
>>496163864>we deserve extinction.automaton detected
>still rusty as fuck getting back in>have only cleared a single bot D10 today, every other attempt has been a clusterfuck because we drop into instant action and everyone just crumples into death cycle>decide to drop down to a D8 for comfiness>things start out well enough, guys are a bit incompetent but we're making decent progress>we've had a few 380's dropped on our heads, which was annoying>all of a sudden the host starts TKing one of the playersFucking why, why can't I have nice things today.
>>496164210They work very differently than convection ovens, though.
>>496108519I can only name one of them
>>496108519but I am not jewish?
>>496163757one dayyou will apologize, oh super earthlings for what you might ask? what crime wrought by terrankind is so deserving of such great sorry?it is of course, apathyfor we less than life, we are barely sustenance for the under-lubricated yet mighty machine of managed democracy unbowed and impregnable perhapsone dayyou will notice the rust of tyranny working to halt your treads of gloryin its tracks
>>496164504Gaellivare is just cursed, go somewhere else
Anyone want a lobby?
>>496165440sure
>>496165440bugs?
Just had someone with the med pistol on the botfront just spam shoot me whenever I peaked out of cover so I could just mow down everything while getting hit by 10 different enemies at once was badass
>leave to go make bake potato>fucking actual automaton ittand my friends think I'm crazy for wanting to lock up AI bros and have that soon to be skynet AI chatbot that masquerades as a Vtuber purged.These are their collaborators/brethren
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241318507996/76561198391046460
>>496165827did you have an MG?
does the stim pistol restore stam/give the pissscreen stim boost affect?
>>496166171ye
>>496166171yes. it also stacks with medic armor
>>4961660173/4
>>496166171Yes :)
>>496166017Full
>>496165827I don't think i have used any other secondary since i unlocked the stim gun.
>>496166017For future reference please put the faction and difficulty so people know what you are doing.
>>496163294
PULL
>tfw made a redditor mad in quickplay because he got clipped by the edge of my napalm barrageSorry you wanted to stand there on your hmg emplacement while the other three of us were falling back I guess.
>>496167061nice
>>496167114ive noticed whenever I use napalm barrage retards like inching closer to it for whatever reason
>>496165028https://files.catbox.moe/geux0j.mp3
ITS REALLY FUN GAMEPLAY WHEN A SPIKE PLANT EXPLODES WITH SUCH FORCE THAT IT CAN RAGDOLL YOU INTO AN IMPACT DEATH. ITS ALSO REALLY FUN WHEN BOT LASERS NO WHERE NEAR THE PLANT POP IT ANYWAY. THANK YOU ARROWHEAD FOR THIS WONDERFUL EXPERIENCE AND FUCK REDDITORS FOR PICKING THE JUNGLE SHITHOLE INSTEAD OF THE COMPY SWAMP. THEY RELY TOO MUCH ON EAGLE SPAM.
>>496167303He made a snarky comment when he died, so I called him down close to some other action. It was purely a coincidence that my arc thrower immediately killed him upon landing
>>496165028>>496167774okay...based? wtf
>>496168138Bitch if we were on the swamp you'd be complaining about the natural gas geysers instead.Stop jobbing to shrubbery.
>>496167303Moth psychology
>>496167061>Rico, you know what to doooooooooooo
>>496168263THE SPIKE PLANTS ARE EVERYWHERE AND BLEND INTO THE OTHER FOLIAGE WHEN IN THE HEAT OF A FIGHT. THE GEYSERS ARE OBVIOUS AND ARE IN THE OPEN IN COMPARISON.DID YOU ALSO KNOW THAT SPIKE PLANTS WILL ONE SHOT A MECH IF YOU STEP ON ONE?
>>496168268moff?
>decide I'll do one more mission tonight>get to extract near end of mission>realize I'm playing d9 and not d10What the fuck is this game's problem? I didn't even quick queue. Why did it decide to change to d9 on its own? God damn this game makes me so angry.
>>496168535Have you tried fighting the bots and not mother nature?
>>496159191bruh I'm on a GTX 970 and I at least use native resolution so it's not jaggy as fuck. get a silky smooth 40 FPS on low settings otehrwise
>>496168772The absence of a super outpost didn't clue you in?
>>496168138I don't think i ever died to the spike plants.Dieing to them is peak skill issue.
I got bounced in between 3 spike plants like a fucking pinball yesterday and somehow survived.
>>496169345I'm drunk, tired, and have been playing all day.
>>496169459>Why did it decide to change to d9 on its own?You are drunk and tired, you changed it yourself and forgot.You subconsciously know you are a d9 shitter.
>>496168948border 50-60 on jungle planets on native with my crack pipe settings. Just dusted it out the other night (something I should've done before the end of summer) so I might crank the core clock up some more to see if the thing thermal throttles or not.
Just send an attack at Pandion already, Joel. You know you want to kick on the bugniggers' sandcastle that is that planet that they spend the good half of a month trying to liberate.
>>496168772>NNNOOOOO I INADVERTENTLY PLAYED ON ONE DIFFICULTY LOWER AND I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE IT RRRREEEEE SHITTY FUCKING GAME FUCKING SWEDESbro chill the fuck out, is your ego really that fucking fragile that playing a single mission on not the hardest difficulty is enough to break you?
>>496169962whoops, forgot. On a 2060 6GB
>>496170025It feels like a waste of time.
>>496169889NTA but I had the opposite problem where I would queue for 7 and got thrown into 8 and 9Quickplay does go crazy sometimes
>>496170093>>496169962Doesn't borderless eat up some performance?
hmmmm... MMG on bots 10..... based or schizo....
>>496170025Also, i have never insulted the Swedes once, but Christ this game really likes to act peculiar from time to time. No other game has glitches like HD2.
>>496163882Look up the shadow. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadow_(psychology). It's a thing.Remember Citizens; no Super Earth citizens have ever rebelled. Those that have were under Illuminate mind control.
>>496170414yeah, but alt tabbing in fullscreen both makes the game seize up and prone to crashing and if it doesn't do that it'll hard cap my FPS to 45 on the destroyer
Am I crazy or does this just look like a Tau helmet?
Reminder, if you use a HUD or reticle of any kind its a crutch and you didn't really beat the gamehttps://youtu.be/qdYOoGOuOmk?si=fL8v_RnpX0bJrtvE
>>496170680It looks like a dog face
>>496170680it looks like a dog
>>496170680>Got a job for you 621
does anyone else want to add a question to the CL application form?>>496106807added.
>>496170680I boop da snoot
>>496170539heavy dev flinch/based
>>496170539dangerously based if its the emplacement
>>496170973>Look at you... 621... You found...a friend...
>most shots fired>most shots hit>best accuracy>lowest kill countI love the noob tube meta
why do you guys hate us indians so much? :(
>>496171686>3rd shots fired>2nd most shots hit>89% accuracy>highest killsluv punisher
>>496172016because that one fucker who baitposts in here basing off of twitter posts and does not play the game at all. also indians with zoomer hairstyle look fucking retarded lmao
>>496172016filthy, no manners, bad work ethic, while fully believing they're favored by the heavens to be the arch-culture of all mankindjust another breed of the small minded, small souled, small bodied, shlomoid anti-aryans
Forget Mavelon Creek. Are we ever gonna go back to Draupnir, the true bot planet?
I haven't played since April, which is about when, or before, the walkers came out. I haven't seen the big cyborg ATATs and such.I've heard the game has gotten harder, is this true? I know T3 samples now drop on helldive 6 instead of 7.Are there any major changes I should be aware of jumping back into the game? Are some guns just really bad at harder difficulties still?What should I use or what can I learn about playing solo to try and catch back up?
>>496172016is true that around a billion of you got smartphones for the first time in recent years and you all found out that people hated you guys on the internet as well and that you organize raids on 4chan because of this? i've seen images of indian groups doing this, but i don't know how widesprad it is
>>496172016like the thread or in general?the shitposter that let his nationality slip for the former and mostly home grown indians give you guys a bad rep for the latter. I'm actually chill with the indian guy that runs the bay area adjacent to mine at work.
>>496172016Evil ugly people.
Personally I think the best way to elect a clan leader is simply to count how many times they've hosted lobbies for the thread. This is the single best metric to prove they are capable of being clan leader because it proves they are active and willing to bring games together. Join links already have your steam ID in them (the last set of numbers) so counting votes can be done retroactively through the /vg/ thread archive search. This also will let us know if they suddenly started hosting lobbies during this voting process or if they've been hosting for a long time already. They'd obviously have to elect themselves as well in case they host lobbies but don't want to be clan leader.For example here's a lobby please join also I don't want to be clan leader. Bots 10steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241322750646/76561198059669689
>>496172610>Join links already have your steam ID in themhalf of people hosting leave their IDs out of the lobby links
>>496172341>I've heard the game has gotten harder, is this true?no>Are there any major changes I should be aware of jumping back into the game? game is much easier, anti tank weaponry now do different amounts of damageSpear, RR >>> EAT, Quasar > Commando > other>Are some guns just really bad at harder difficulties still?no, except the lib. concussive, it's still dogshit and cannot do anything but stagger bugs for 0.2 seconds>What should I use or what can I learn about playing solo to try and catch back up?literally anything
>>496172341>'ve heard the game has gotten harder, is this true?Sort of. You can kill all enemies faster, but they also can kill you faster.
>>496172328Unbelievably based Draupnir enjoyer
new thread doko
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>>496173220Never. Return to /coopg/
>>496170539MGs will always suck on bots purely due to heavy devastator flinching>allowed to hit them once per second thanks to flinchinggood luck coinslotting with the reticle beyond 25m or trying to use the red dot affected by """height over bore""" on a CQB red dot that is supposed to be zeroed for 25-50m going by the nonexistent zoom but isn't
>>496173531will do once every darktranny has dilated
>>496172016open air defecation.that is all.
what's wrong with youtubers
>>496172328Draupnir.We miss you.Come back home.Please.
>>496173692damn so they are mentally unstable.
>>496173692They value stagger/stuns more than killing potential, unless that killing potential is super high.
>>496173792>failed to join lobbyman...
>>496173692They're far too retarded to understand that cc has no value by itself.
>>496174128mb i thought nobody was interestedi can rehost gimme a few
>>496173886But death is the best CCI really don't see the point of the Libconc, the stun is so short that you have to keep shooting the same enemy constantly. The whole thing just stunlocks the enemy to death, and you can kill them way faster with every other primary.
>>496174212hold on faggot im stuck in a bug lobbyi'll host in a second
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241324790293/7656119801016575710s>>496174128try again
>>4961743604/4>>496174340oops
>>496166017>>496166774D10 Bugs on Fag Bay
>>496174286The idea is that you stunlock the target with the cuckussive while your mate kills it with a real weapon. Not a good idea, but that's what arrowbad had in mind.
>>496174494Sounds dumb. If I brought a real weapon we could kill all the enemies twice as fast.
>>496166017gg boyz. some of you are not free of sin.
>>496174584
>>496174569I know, right? Why give a shit about a pure cc tool when the alternatives don't make you choose between stagger force and high damage?
>>496174674flamer has damage but no staggerconcuss has stagger but no damagehmm
Autist here, does the railgun pen tanks with fully charged unsafe shots at the barrel?
>>496174762>>496174762>>496174762move
>>496174759yes, for 65% damage
>>496175121thx
>>496173626shoot the leg also the red dot is fixed, rock-chan
>>496158605This. Absolutely this. Their life will be stripped down to a blanket, a pillow, their school clothes and their homework if needed until they get it through their head they can't just do w/e they want.
>>496172016Because a troop of wild monkeys have developed a better moral compass than the majority of your failed race.
>>496160039Schizo, you always talk about pub aids but the only aids is your own
