"You should be able to solve this" Edition>Letter from the Producer LIVE Part LXXXIIIhttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/a4686d9d1e619de231be3bc0701b0f79b35bc15b>Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshellshttps://rentry.org/xivgresources8>Future Meetups• Sept 27th, 8PM | Ultros, Primal. The Mist Ward 20, Plot 34 | Twin Peaks Season 2 episode 3-6 >>495572647• Sept 28th, 6PM BST / 1PM EST | Materia, Zurvan, Doman Enclave, One Garden | 1st /xivg/ Roleplaying Meetup - Introduction & Character Creation >>495681023 • Sept 28th, 10:30PM BST / 5:30PM EDT | EU Cerberus, Chaos, Lavender Beds W21 P27 + NA Seraph, Dynamis, Mist W9 P1 | Tokusatsu Watch Party: GARO ep 1 - 5 >>495416723 • Sept 29th, 1:50AM EST | Ravana, Materia. Solution Nine, Residential Radius 9-11 (X:9.1, Y:20.8) | Letter from the Producer LIVE Part LXXXIII >>494666281• Oct 2th, 3PM EST | Marilith Dynamis | Mord Souq, Amh Araeng | Shadowbringers Shared FATE grinding >>495756527• Oct 5, 5PM PST | Balmung, Crystal Shirogane W7 P26 | Zombie Movies! Warm Bodies (2013) and Zombieland (2009) >>494706846• Oct 12th, 3PM EDT | Zurvan, Materia | Gold Saucer (Mahjong Lounge) | Mahjong Open Tournament | >>495487281• Oct 27th, 8PM EST | Balmung, Crystal Lavender Beds Plot 28, 19th Ward | Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch PartyPrevious: >>496194645
catboy supremacy
xth for sunnies
Third for femraen.
Calling futa rava's the hard R to get them to go harder.
I love femezen so much it's unreal
https://files.catbox.moe/gbyqmd.pngis this woober big enough to please a sunslut?
Starting the GOONWATCHERS Initiative, to find, categorize and blacklist every single goontard ITTCategorizing their lodestones, usual locations, frequent housing areas, discord servers and whatnot
>>496215150same but thighlanders
Can you guys post something cool and non-horny.
>>496215097Femraen here.
>poster talks about pussy >all the GAM and troons start seething It's pure poetry. You will never be a woman btw.
panty status?
I dream of a world of ebin/avatar attention whore free threads
should i post my miera
Good morning /xivg/
you guys dont even do anything at the lavender beds. what the fuck is the point
Are FATEs worth it for leveling 90-100? Are there even any other alternatives to dungeon spam? Feels bad on a dps...
i am a femlalawho got pizza
>>496215396the point is to cum sex
*my fiddie takes in the last of her cigarette before flicking and stomping it out*man... *sighs* tough times to be a humie lady."femra" this, "femlala" that.
>>496215396as good a place to afk as any
The Miera is still defending his "biofem" queen spamming instead of going outside and finding a real girlfriend
>>496215394good morning cute middie
>>496215396I just wait for CC calls while I play stellaris
>>496215314Reddit is down the street>>496215396>what is the pointTo afk, to goon, to plap, to pump and lastly schizopost people you don’t like
>>496215376Go for it
>>496215445Fiddie is my favorite cure race, hold the line friend
>>496215448Why even turn on the game if you will afk? Are you that lonely you need to be with your internet friends at all times?
>>496215413You can do FATEs and PvP. Also do sidequests, the XP isn't big but can maybe level one job.
>>496215423What toppings did u get on it?
>>496215396Raping cute short girls (normal girls not lalafells) without the immortal flames and brass blades being able to hear them calling for help.
gm to chaos c:
My malera is listening to Melt-Banana.
>>496215396>have a hangout/afk spot>complain when people hangout/afk thereAre you new? What did you expect a constant night club venue?
>>496215549>Are you that lonely you need to be with your internet friends at all times?Anon there are posters here that have conniptions and melt in the thread if their friend doesn’t reply to a message within 12 hours
>>4962149799?
>>496215306My sunnie changed to a fresh pair this thread, it's only slightly damp at the moment
>>496215539*tiredly fluoride stares at you*i can't keep going like this.
>>496215423May I have some
>>496215725we dont need to hang out outside of meetups. it diminishes things. also fuck you and FUCK nightclubs
>>496215665>16:33 in the Chaos data center>gmgood afternoon anon
>>496215187no thanks
A fucking wasp stung me so I used compressed air to keep it in place to whack it with a rolled up paper and now it's corpse is missing.Anyway, if I die I'm complaining to God about the power scaling of Earth.
my femlala looks like this and is bad at raiding, pvp and mahjong
>>496215245I see this pic every thread. Filtered
>>496215518hi
>>496215878so what is she even good for
>>496215396I go there to read chat between roulettes/savage runs
>>496215812Don't hang out outside of meetups if you don't want to no one is forcing or asking you, it sounds like you're just picking something to complain about for the day like a burned out boomer
>>496215738NTA but some people are fucked up here, you ask them something on discord or something and they leave you on seen.
>>496215457>Points out the stupidity of xivg using logic, experience and rationale >Nah he's just simpingLeave this place and never come back
>>496215396cockwatch
>>496215619these >>496198610>>496215795no way jose
>>496215919maleroes
>>496215924>for the dayit diminishes the quality of EVERY thread
>>496215928Yes some people have lives and other things to do than reply to your message the moment you send it.
>>496215773Post her so I can admire
>>496215396i use it to talk to people i like and find bodies for roulettes/extremes>>496215865how'd you get stungwere you too close to a nest or swatting at it?stray wasps are usually lost or looking for foodif you have any sliced meat, they're very fond of just cutting a chunk of that off and then fleeing
>>496215956Blocking all femlalas now, you aint shit
>>496216024her so I can admire
Cockwatch update?
Okay you can now begin to make the good posts.
>>496215754The answer is 1> 6 / 2 (1+2)> 6 / 2 (3)> 6 / 6> 1 6 ------ 2 (1+2) 6 ------- 2(3) 6 ------- 6 1
My beatnik-coded chainsmoking java-breath malezen laughs at Eorzean expatriots traveling to Doma or Tural for a change in culture when all he needs to do is cross Baelsar's Wall for easy sex tourism and cheap narcotics.
>>496215971The thread quality will always be shit regardless, again how new are you
You have until tomorrow to leave the Lavender Beds before you will really wish you were not logged as a regular there. This is your ONLY warning.
>>496215907This bunny is a homosex I can tell
>>496216017You misunderstand. I'm talking about being left on seen indefinitely. I have a wellpaying job and responsibilities, I understand being busy. I'm talking about being willfully ignored.
which trust healers and tanks are the best for 80-90?
>>496216078femra post
>>496216070I see, I see. That was my second guess.
gm
>>496216030>how'd you get stungI will refuse to answer this because it's embarrassing yet it's not stupidity on my part. It was a stray one though.
>>496216160Then what you do is wait a week or so, if no response delete them from discord and move on. It really is this simple
>wanna discuss the game>/xivg/ is just gooning and ebinism>go to /v/ to discuss the game>get a warnWhat the fuckWhere the fuck am I supposed to discuss the fucking game?
>>496215865Getting stung by a bee or wasp is my greatest fear simply because I was never stung in my formative years like many of my peers, so if I have an allergic reaction I wouldn't know.
My femlala can open her mouth EXTREMELY wide!
>>496216070Division and multiplication have the same precedence, left to right comes into play so it's6 / 2 (1+2)6 / 2 (3)3 (3)9
Filtering both 'sunnie' and 'moonie'. Will report back later how dead the thread looks like
>>496216209Ugly
>>496216129shut up gaylord
>>496216070idiot, division and multiplication are equal in order, so it would be nine as you'd divide 2 and 6 first. put it in a calculator if you don't believe me
>>496216201>>496216070the division symbol is never used like that except for when first teaching division in like 3rd grade so it throws people off on the answer
>>496216263Go to Reddit >>496216278You use PEMDAS stupid ass and Multiplication comes before Division. It’s basic order of operations you learn this in elementary school
>>496216263make a post about what you want to discuss instead of complaining about the state of the threadxiv posts on v get purged now
>>496216263With opinions like that, probably twitch chat
>>496216328No one asked, lilbro.
>>496216278>>496216356Not if you consider it as a fraction it doesn't
>>496216320can i post my moonyan
My moonie wakes up like this every day
>>496215597Why are you afraid of the truth? I'm just an impartial observer to this nonsense and I'm simply calling it as it is.
>>496216335My moonie is not a gaylord she cannot be gay she is married to a moonboy
>>496216252Oh, it's no big deal to *me*, I just wonder why people do this. I would at least say "idk" or something along those lines after I come home from work. My original point is that is kind of a dick move, and I empathize with these people who talk about it ITT. Not the people who lose their mind after not getting a reply for 20 seconds.
>>496216209lmao what the fuck
>>496215306My femra couldn't hold it in anymore and had to pee again. Her panties didn't stop it for long, either. Now, the pee is flowing down her thighs and filling her boots. It's actually quite pleasant for now, being all warm. But she makes wet sounds with every step now, and she's sure that people must have noticed by now. She also leaves a trail behind her...
>>496216263unironically, reddit
>>496216419It's bedmas amerimutt
>>496216483Yeah you're retarded or trolling ain't you
>>496216559I feel bad for all the honest hardworking femras who have to share a race with you
>>496215187The point of cockwatching is to make a catalogue to help people choose who to plap
>>496216483lmfao
>>496216552something the matter?
>>496216263Maybe in the game? Oh shit, nm, you are a brown secondary.
>>496216263>pointless wishlist brainstorming that will never be seen by anyone who has a say on what happens with the gameThis isn't worthwhile discussion, this is some redditor's excuse to farm karma.
>>496216681Anon, my femra is also both honest and hardworking. She just has a little bathroom problem is all
She doesn't say this but my femlala does
>>496216513idk sounds pretty gay man...
>>496216453By avatarfagging you must deal with criticism Lil bro
>>496216782yeah, you have too much clothing onfix that
>>496216263Job reworks are happening next expansion, maybe they will bring sovl back to each job
all this cockwatching but no one has made an interconnected web whos whos plapped who at lb14 yet like that one eu HORSED image
>>496216263Nowhere.And yes I fucking hate this situation too.Fuckers will tell you to just post stuff here, but 90% of the time they are more preoccupied by their highschool girl level drama about who left their EB or how X cucked Y.Meanwhile /v/ can have several Worlo threads, Yugioh master duel threads, fucking hell even AIslop is accepted and allowed to hit max post and remade immediately after.But you can't discuss XIV at all, for some reason.
Goooooood morning to all you wonderful fiddies out there!!And morning to all the other female races.
>>496216919Hetero is gay now? fuck when did that happen
>>496217003nobody likes fiddies
BOUND 2FALLING IN LOVE
>>496216957God bless you, anon. I hope the world doesn't rob you of your childlike optimism just yet.
>>496216928I'm not that guy you replied to, he's either false flagging as me or just defending me for some reason.
May I rape brown women today in XIV
>>496216972Why don’t you make one? Be the change, etc.
>>496216419
>>496217103im not a cockwatcher, if i had the data then i would
>>496217003good morning anon!
>>496216050there was 1/3rd left over if you still want it...
>>496216271i think you can perform a test where they poke your skin with like 20 common allergens and watch for reaction... i think bee and wasp venom is among there.
Ah yes FFXIV discussion like>Job design bad! We need to go back to HW/SB design>Homogenization bad! But also let DRK have as much healing as WAR!>Raid mechanics aren’t new!>I don’t like the story because [head canon]>I don’t like modern glams!Riveting discussion to be had
>>496217102U r a brown woman IRL I've seen ur butt
There isn't a single futa interested in plapping my catboy..
>>496216559>Sunnie panty gooner posts>Receives immediate sperging from the same triggered schizos>Femra panty pee poster posts>Radio silenceI'm noticing...
>>496217235What is this creature?
>>496217165Yeah I'm pretty hungry
Where are all the femra, it's Femra Friday, where are they
>>496216271Hope you never get stung! Even if you don't have an allergic reaction it's fucking annoying. I got stung by a bee as a kid so I'm fine, but THIS FUCKING FAGGOT OF THE INSECT WORLD THAT NEEDS TO BE CURB STOMPED decided to be an ultimate faggot and guess what? He stung me on the outside of my right leg.So here I fucking am, sitting with a fucking ice pack on my left thigh so my right leg can be crossed and rest the sting atop the ice.It's fucking uncomfortable. I'm miffed. If I had the money, I'd move to Alaska so I wouldn't have to deal with insects. God I fucking hate "nature's wittle giftie wifties~!" The only cool ones are jumping spiders, I know they're arachnids and not technically insects, point is, they're the 1% of cool lil' fellas, including bumble bees.God fucking hope bees square up and start a gang war with wasps so those rreeeeeee-sounding faggots get bent by humble bumbles.>>496216906Feo Ul based. In this household we love this Pixie.
>>496216389this is the correct answer, nobody uses ÷ in any math beyond 3rd grade and it's an abomination that only exists to confuse elementary kidsstuff like PEMDAS or BEDMAS or POMDAS or whatever the fuck they keep making up, only exsists because of ÷
>>496217347literally me
>>496217346You’re seeing it too right?
>>496216263We don't like this.>>496217309We LOVE this!
>>496217146left to right after the parenthesis retard
actually its bodmas
>>496217384busting over the toes of this femra
>>496216530NTA and this is more of just a rant agreeing with you, but I've wondered about this a fair bit along the years and came to the conclusion a lot of people are just socially maladjusted to a point of absurd behavior, I used to cope about it like thinking that they're just busy or not interested but that's giving too much credit and I hope more people here can learn to see that those types of people are beneath themthe person I talk to the most online is also easily the busiest, there's no reason people act like that other than they're dipshits that don't respect you enough to reply
>>496216957I have plenty of jobs at 100 and I will not sit down and remember everything to play them at a functional level because a OTP is bored with his job after years of palying nothing else.
making femra stocks crash
>>496217219I really dislike lewd stuff and ERP, but would still rather spend time here than r/ffxivdiscussion.It's amazing how bad and/or boring general discourse around this game is. At least the autism on display here can be entertaining sometimes.
for me it's DN
>>496217428You're beautiful.
>>496217526Don't start this shit, let them use their acronym they mean the same shit
LT evidence where
>>496217564May I see more nude pics?
>>496217564Do you pose with others?
>>496217434Yup, the falseflagging is so obvious. They couldn't get their way with bitching so now they're trying to be as disgusting as possible to turn anons off.I hope xivg isn't dumb enougj to not figure this out.Most likely they will throw a tantrum and devolve into scatposting soon.
>>496217102Builded for my malera's 10 incher
>>496216559This is fuckin grim what is wrong with you anon
>>496217146No explicit multiplication notation means both factors are in the denominator so you would multiply first in this case.
>>496217758femra post
"Feet.", said the malera.
>>496217569I like erp but find gooner pics boring, except the ones I make, of my erp sessions.
>>496217490>>496217762
Do I get up and play the game bros?
>>496216263>expecting ffxiv discussion anywherewere all busy gooning hngh
>>496216497My moonie wakes up on her own, 1-2 minutes before the alarm goes off, almost every time
>>496217569my problem with /xivg/ is how much of you are fucking basic bitches without any inkling of substance to the porn you guys make. it should be legal to kill people for being boring
>>496217384Waging!
>>496217914That reminds me that need a malera into foot worship. Horns would make good footrests and stirrups
>>496216497I think your moonie might have some form of sleeping problem
>>496214979
Past few runs I've been doing really well as a healer. 0 commendations for two of them.Tempted to start letting everyone get to 30% before healing and not popping regens between AoE dodging. That or switch to tank even though I can barely stand myself when soloing as tank.
>>496217956You added explicit multiplication notation thereby proving my point.
>doing an erp sesh>guy keeps talking about consent and safetythis is a game, I can eject you for my apartment or log off whenever. Zoomer sexual ethics are retarded
>>496218125>>496218096
>>496218079my moonie eats half of a Delta-9 CBD gummy before bed which makes her fall asleep like a baby but hard to wake up if she only get 4-5 hours
>>496217569>I really dislike lewd stuff and ERPthis game isn’t for you then lol
>>496217564With femra stocks in freefall, what should I invest in?
>>496218148If you don't do that you risk getting outed as a sexpest these days.
>>496218194*plays it anyway*
>>496218161Twice in a row you've input that equation wrong.
>>496218148Wait are you serious? They talk about it before you engage in ERP?
>>496218119Just make a cuter glam / portrait and say hi. Nobody gives out commendations based on how well you do except in extreme circumstances (extremely scuffed alliance / trials)
>>496218148>>496218218>>496218267it's insurance in case other person gets cold feet and says "squeenix this guy said dirty words to me when i didn't want it"
>>496218148... this can't be real
>>496218161no notation doesn't change the order of operations retard
>>496218148he might be using ai if its being brought up mid session
>>496218185That can't be good in the long run for your moonie
>>496216263Look at the website. Now look at the year. Look back at the website. Does that answer your question?
>>496218056it's not as fun if they aren't on my face
>>496218148I'm going to need you to sign this consent form so we can have pretend sex with our virtual characters.
>>496218148My moonie's had too many people ask if they could rape her.>ASK>IF THEY COULD>RAPE HERAnd you know the worst part? THEY DON'T RAPE ME IF I SAY NO!
>>496218326
I am a fox, in spandex
>>496218365Insurance? Do you both screenshot the convo or something?
>>496218365Nice alt, bwo.
>>496215245Hey buddy I don't think it's a new tail anymore
>>496218467You need to put a tell on you that you're fine to rape, I'm not risking a ban for moonie tail.
>>496218420What, the gummies or lack of sleep?I.. I mean she.. sleeps for 10-12 hours on her days off
>>496218148>>496218402>anon was erping with a chatbot
>>496216024>>496216058Okay fine but there's nothing to admire.
>>496218148Yeah, had to do that with a femroe. Is it like that all the time with randoms who aren't /xivg/?
>>496218545Definitely both, the gummies and the lack of sleep. Your moonie needs more rest daily without trying to make up for it on her days off
>>496218578>fiddie already have a partnerDamn…
>>496218532By god, thank you for your help filenamewatch, we needed your input the most!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NfO6EgNMzoI like this. You like this. We like this. This is Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail.
>>496217219>Riveting discussion to be hadAs opposing to what? Dick size on shitty mods that have 90% of them be circumcized or otherwise mutilated, despite this practice only happening in the US?You truly are retarded and this whole place is beyond salvation. The only reason I keep coming here is because sometimes I find people worth chatting/playing the game with, but god 99% of you are insufferable gooners>>496217569ngl the GAM drama is entertaining to watch every now and again
>>496214979twenty one
>>496218560well that would explain why a hrothgar was typing faster than 5 words per minute with correct grammar and spelling.
>>496218674wtf my friend just linked me this vid
>>496218467I have never ERPed and all my IRL sex has been pretty vanilla, but I thought when it comes to stuff like non-con scenarios and BDSM, you're supposed to have a safe word that's the real "No/Stop" so that you can use those for the role-play.
>Dumbass send me Tells over my PF asking questions>Everything is written in the description in plain English>Blacklist him so he can't join my PF
>>496218454Who said it's meant to be fun for you?
>>496215808fyi they won't tell you what got you banned if it has the chance of identifying who reported you
>>496218676There is literally nothing stopping you from talking about the game besides the fact you might not get attention for doing it and that is what bugs you. Meanwhile a basic bitch catgirl or femra can post and get 5 replies minimum
>>496218676maybe third worlders should make their own mods if they want cocks that look like a Dobermans.
>>496218532By god, thank you for your help filenamewatch, we needed your input the most (unironically)
>>496218532.ereh nearmeF
>>496217003!!That's me !!GOOD MORNING!
>>496218729You stupid
>>496218839goodnight kong
>>496217219>>Homogenization bad! But also let DRK have as much healing as WAR!Literally nobody is asking for that though?DRK way of self healing is only a shitty 300 potency heal on Soul Eater, their third combo or their 2min 40% mit tool.PLD used to be in a same situation, where their only way to heal was clemency and they didn't even have a heal on their combo action.Now they have 400 potency heal on every holy spirit/circle400 potency heal on all its Confiteor combos400 potency heal on Divine Veil 1000 total potency regen on Holy ShelltronAnd they STILL have Clemency if push come to shove.PLD was fixed but DRK is left to rot.Why is that?Heck, GNB is the newer tank but has literally 0 problem since they get a 200 potency heal + 200 potency shield ON THEIR SECOND COMBO.They have 2 stacks of a 1200 total potency regen in Aurora.A 900 potency excog heal on a 25sec CD on Heart of Corundum.And the best 2 min mitigation tool second effect on a 20% max HP + HP restored.Once again I am askingWhy is DRK the only tank who is not allowed to have any form of proper heal on a short cooldown?
>>496218939Trip back on, stinky.
>>496218532keep those ebins honest nigga
*rolls over and adjusts body pillow*my femlala is wrapped up in her blankets again and phone posting because it's just soooooo comfy.... hey...
>>496218939fib post
>>496218839
>>496218983*farts in your mouth*
>>496218820Yeah, exactly. Call it "attention" if you want, I don't mind that one bit. It's tiring to post something about the game and be drowned out by 3 gooners circlejerking.This shouldn't be a difficult concept to grasp, I come to /xivg/ to talk about XIV, not to goon.>>496218887Just make dicks look humanlike and non-mutilated? Better yet, make them as you like them, but post them in /aco/ or elsewhere
>>496218839what the fuck is wrong with chinese ppl lmao
>>496218991I've never had a tripcode before and I JUST showered and brushed my teefs wtf.>>496219025Hi.
>>496219006May I insert?
what color should I dye my DRS gear?
>>496219175fuck off
>>496219006
Waiting for DPS again
>>496219090Is this the guy who got permabanned and then rebought the game, all the expansion, job skips, story skips? That's another level of mazed.
>>496219175Oh it's the OTHER hag fiddie. Good morning /pet
>>496218772you wouldn't really be that cruel, would you?
>>496218657I've had one, but only just got him to play after 3ish years of asking.
>>496219090good job resubbing after being banned and going on a tirade about not coming back
>>496219175/foreheadsmooch
>>496219126>come to /xivg/ to talk about XIVThen talk about XIV and ignore/filter the posts you don’t like it’s that easy. You guys make your own problems then bitch about said problems with simple solutions. You’re on 4CHAN an ANIME PORN SITE you’re not going to have quality discussion here ever
>>496219238be nice to fibbs
>>496219243may i the sex
>>496218998I made ebin status?!
>>496219276Link the post
>>496219152m8 let's not pretend american coomers are any better
>>496219175>HiHey, you're my favorite fid fib, very cute
>>496219248don't forget he would always go on tirades about how bad the game isbut he has nothing else going on in his life, so
>>496219126>I come to /xivg/ to talk about XIV, not to goon.LOL KILL YOURSELF
>>496219321Congratulations! Now you'll need your own tread schizo.
>>496219306terrible personno
>>496215396mfer doesn't know how to take a break with idle or no chatterapparently lobbyfagging doesn't reach too many corners of mmos
>>496219264That's the fun part.
>>496219276>>496219248>>496219090Seriously? That's really pathetic.
>>496218459i pictured a femzen in a business suit saying this and now i need to go do something
i miss pre-ew xivg.....
What’s the best type of cookie in your WoL’s opinion?
>>496219419Actually I already have one of those!PSPSPSPSPSPSPS here Schizo-kun! PSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPPS say the line!
>>496219297Ah yes, let me filter 75% of the thread (or more, during NA hours)
Fully rejoined Zodiark and the whole convocation of 13vsWuk Lamat with hands tied behind her backwho wins?
>>496219228uhhhh no I don't quite understand? there's open space on the other end of the bed if you want to insert yourself into my pillow fortress, it's cozy in there...>>496219241thanks anon...*flashes a weak smile in my half awake state*
>>496219238Queue for CC on Crystal @ 3:30 ET!>>496219251We grow in numbers. Soon we'll have enough for a whole sewing circle.>>496219295*koala hug*
>>496219540See what I mean?
>>496219384Link your cock first
>>496219540White chocolate chip.
>>496219574fuck off twice
>>496219535
>>496219384link a rope to your ceiling fan and connect yourself to it
>>496219557Nobody.
>>496218984DRK's sustain is fine. Other tanks should have less of it.
>>496219640based
>>496219297He's not someome that can be reasoned with or talked to. Nothing you say will change his mind and nothing he says will change yours. Do what you recomended of him and just ignore him
>>496219550Yes you should filter them if the goon and coom posts are bothering you as much as they are and “preventing” you from posting about the game like you’d like. Again you’re bitching about your own problem with a simple solution the other option is to go to Reddit and discuss the game there
>>496219248>>496219276>>496219452ye yedo do doTHE NAME ISKONG-NAH-MUL KONG-NAH-MUL>this image appears on the left side of the screen and slowly goes to the rightKONG-NAH-MUL KONG-NAH-MULdo do do do do doKONGNAMUL BULGOGI GI GI GIKONG-NAH-MUL KONG-NAH-MULKONG-NAH-MUL KONG-NAH-MULKONG-NAH-MUL BUL-GO-GI>this image reaches the right side of the screendo do doKONGNAMUL BULGOGI GI GI GIAll hailxivg’s saviorAll hailQUEEN KONG!
>>496219571>You will never wake up next to a half awake femlala in a cozy pillow fortress...
my moonie is waiting for the ultimate to release
God I want to goon with a degenerate faggy guy who plays ffxivt. ranny
Any Novice Quick Ranked Doman Mahjong gamers?Specifically on the Crystal Data Center?
>>496219126>tranny whining about mutilated dicks
>>496219661this is the real answerthose tank niggas have too much regen
>>496219661How can you make such a claim after the repeated instances of instaloss?
my lalaboy is making steak and mushrooms
>>496219540Snickerdoodle easy
>>496219440am i going to have to beg for it?
>>496219734actually mindbroken holy shit kek
>>496219743Hey....Do you like catboys, perchance....?
>>496219540A type of bar cookie, filled with chocolate and walnuts, that her mom used to make during the holidays.She never got the recipe.
>>496219661So in your opinion, all tanks should just drop and die as soon as the healer die as well?
>>496219776>>496219661>shitter healer spamming cure 1/benefic/physick in 80+ dungeon ruins your day
>>496219550If it's 75% of the thread then it's a majority of the threadIf its that high then that's the threads about. Not xiv, or gooning, but using xiv to goonIf it's 75% of the thread then you should go elsewhere It's not 75% of the thread. It never was. I would be on your side if you weren't retarded and just as bad as the gooners simply because your arguments are just as brain dead and substanceless.
my friend keeps saying "oh we'll gpose together" "oh we'll plap together" but then they go and do it with some quicksands sprout insteaddo i call them a nigger
>>496219843No I like faggy boys who play girls because im unabashedly agp
>>496219828Absolutely. You don't get anything for free, you've got to put the work in.
>>496219804Bring me some and we will adjust your position on the woodchipper schedule.
Lalafell resurgence next month. Trust me.
>>496219885you're right we should balance around shit players we should also just make mit innate so bad tanks never die
>>496219540The ones from the pastry shop in Kugane
>>496219297
>>496219661been thinking this for a while...healers should be able to dps and heal,tanks should be able to dps and mitigate,and dps should be able to dps and dps (more of it than other roles)giving heals to dps or heals to tanks or mits to everyone just makes roles blurry and invalidates things altogether as people just pick the thing that's easiest or does the most damage
So considering that there’s “nothing to talk about”, has FFXIV essentially failed as a video game? Because at this point it might as well be PSO2: NGS, which is widely regarded as a failure. Why would people even pay a sub when they could just make free trial alts and goon? At least NGS is F2P. Is the great unsubbing upon us?
>>496220001Sigh.../block
>>496219739*shuffling out from under her pillow*aww no need to despair anon! look, I'll make some extra room and you can come right over. I even have some... extra blankets, it'll b-b fun-...... *my femlala is cut off as the soft sounds of her snoring fills the room*
>rarely talk about cooming and gooning >almost entirely post about the game, lore, characters, mechanics >get tons of replies and can easily find a game discussion >never avatarfag What am I doing that other anons aren't? I don't get it
>see a strongly against futa artist actually draw some futaDamn bro them bills must be screaming at you lol
>>496220037>taking the extreme example of my postJust give DRK a second stack of abyssal drain
>>496220070No I need to keep my house
>>496220009he's only making Lalafell proportions though...
>>496219865"We" like "this".
What is cock watching and how do I feel about it
>>496220167hard drugs from the sounds of it
>>496220167You don't complain about it like the other retards i presume
>>496220167You're schizophrenic and it didn't happen
Reminder: The silent treatment is a form of abuse.
>>496220075Just drink the catgirl fanta juice anon
>>496219910Which circles back to my original point:/xivg/ isn't about XIVand posting XIV on /v/ is an insta warn/banthen where the fuck do I go?don't say reddit, we both know the crowds, opinions and posting styles are wildly different. If I liked reddit (or twitter, or youtube, or twitch) I would be there and not here, don't you think?All I want is funny shitposts, calls to play the game with anons, and the ocassional GAM drama to read about. Hell, I wouldn't even mind the ocassional goonpost here and there, but nowadays it's all you faggots post about. And the worst part is, it's not even good gooning. It's just modbeasting in the most disgusting, vapid ways.There's maybe one or two posters whose lewd poses I respect, the rest of you have no taste and no skill, and you all just slap mods on top of mods until you have unholy abominations that hurt my eyes whenever I glance at them.
>>496220070Its not that there's nothing to talk about. If you want to know the real answer it's because dawntrail was so bad to some here they abandoned the thread. Many of those who talked about the game didn't like the expansion so left. The same thing happened in /erg/ when people hated how the dlc fucked up a lot of the lore and made the pvp worse while continuing to have middling bosses and weapons.
>>496214979construct's perfect math class...
>>496220308No it’s not lmao silence is bliss you’re giving me what I want
>>496220070HopefullySE needs a reality check
>>496219540his mother’s recipe
>>496220308she messages me sometimes... at least once a week...
>>496220006if it means getting your feet as a reward...
>>496220162Guess I'll take a nap too... *crawls into the fort and gets overwhelmed by the warmth and soothing snores, falling asleep instantly.*
>>496220308it's not you, i'm just autistic and ran out of things to contribute to the conversation with
ffxiv is not about ffxiv
>>496219752current queue status?
>>496220050wife <3
>>496220528true, it's about second life
>>496220308LMAO
>>496220351Reddit is genuinely your only option. There's a shitpost dedicated sub and a discussion one. No matter what you'll never get what you want, you have to concede something >go to /v/ and risk bans>come here and get drowned out by coom>go to reddit and deal with redditorsThere's no other actual option unless you find an ingame fc and join their discord or something
>>496220186I hope you're cooking for a whole village then - BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! *slaps thigh*
i wish i was home leveling my chunibyo alt
>>496219879I don't think that's quite what I said, but in my opinion tanks should not be able to sustain themselves indefinitely without a healer. I think giving all roles some kind of a rez could solve a lot of issues without the need of making tanks overpowered.>>496219885Even with a godawful healer a tank can survive with smaller pulls. I think a player playing badly should affect the whole team in team content.
>>496220070wowchuds just can't stop seething, can they?
>>496220617:c;____;
>>496220178>two stacks of carve and spit
I ama chuuni and powerful femlala
>>496220351>There's maybe one or two posters whose lewd poses I respectname them
>>496220308nah when my bitch stops talking i get some peace and quietkeep doing it
she's going to make me cry again
>>496220641>I think a player playing badly should affect the whole team in team content.nobody likes this.
>>496220351Look, pal. It’s FINAL FANTASY FOURTEEN. This isn’t WoW. The main feature of FFXIV is gooning. It’s like going to a Chinese restaurant and asking for pizza. WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU EXPECTING??
>>496220692*flicks you're forhead*
>>496220069Honestly the only DPS who have too much mit/heal is probably just MNK and SAM.MNK having a 20% mit + 500 total potency regen + a 500 potency aoe heal just feels kind of busted even if they balanced it by giving it a 2min CD.SAM is a 10% mit + 600 potency regen is also busted for only 15sec CD.I'm still mad that RPR's Arcane Crest was nerfed not even a month after its release by half too, it used to give a 500 total potency aoe regen.
>>496220780You obtain 2 chunks of mountain rock salt.You gain 62,689 (+150%) experience points.You finish quarrying.You sense a grade 95 rocky outcrop 209 yalms to the southwest.You begin quarrying.You obtain nothing.You obtain nothing.You obtain nothing.You obtain 2 chunks of mountain rock salt.You gain 62,689 (+150%) experience points.You finish quarrying.You begin quarrying.You obtain a chunk of mountain rock salt.You gain 37,612 (+50%) experience points.You obtain a chunk of mountain rock salt.You gain 38,865 (+55%) experience points.You obtain a chunk of mountain rock salt.You gain 40,119 (+60%) experience points.You obtain a chunk of mountain rock salt.You gain 42,627 (+70%) experience points.You finish quarrying.You sense a grade 95 rocky outcrop 277 yalms to the north.You begin quarrying.You obtain 2 chunks of mountain rock salt.You gain 62,689 (+150%) experience points.You obtain 2 chunks of mountain rock salt.You gain 63,942 (+155%) experience points.You obtain 2 chunks of mountain rock salt.You gain 65,196 (+160%) experience points.You obtain 2 chunks of mountain rock salt.You gain 67,704 (+170%) experience points.You finish quarrying.
>>496219265Man it’s over. I would have played.
>>496219741I heard you had a meltie and said you'd never raid again after this tier
>>496220772I do. I want to votekick people and make them feel bad more often.
>>496219804Is it for me?
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>>496220718Woww.... you're such an alpha... lole
>>496220474*my femlala reawakens for a brief moment to notice your presence*there, there anon. get some rest, you deserve it...*tucks you in and falls back asleep*[screen fades to black, end scene]
>>496217418boy do I have bad news for you regarding alaska and wasps and other insects. Now antarctica however...
>>496220558I quit after 40 minutes...
>>496220351You clearly don't understand what this game is about.
>>496219741Woah, is that a SHITNOSE MOONIE? W-with MODS?? That’s SOOOO original!
>>496220914no*snarls*
>leveling raid alt>it's in 6.0 >no flying in any ew zones>buy a $25 endwalker skip just to skip 6.1-6.55yeah didn't feel like redoing all that and without flying
>>496220772I would like it. Why even do things with a group if everything is about the solo performance? Besides, an awful tank can already ruin the run for everyone else, so it'd hardly be a change from the current philosophy.
>>496220468Well-loved furniture will get the TLC it deserves, I promise. Subby Malera are the best
>>496220989erm actually its a cutenose
>>496220810AAIIIEEEEE
>>496220827>(+150%)Your food? Your Manual buff? Your rested EXP????
>>496220970Did Macchi make this image? It's really impressive if so
This makes me wonder. This "most of the thread isn't even about the game just gooning, drama, and shitposting" mentality this general has isn't just here. I've seen a lot of generals on /vg/ act the exact same way as this thread, sometimes worse. They just aren't quite as fast usually. What gives? What's the point of these generals if it's not about the actual game? Are they just containment threads for mentally ill people so they won't shit up other boards?
>>496219879DRK can solo more bosses than GNB. They can’t solo mass pull like a warrior can, but if you actually push their buttons they are quite durable.
>>496220958Was your avatar really necessary for this post?
>>496220947It would have hurt less if you just insulted me as a cringe retard. Now I want THAT.
>>496220964it's over
>>496221125>Are they just containment threads for mentally ill people so they won't shit up other boards?How new are you to 4chan? That's the entire reason why they made /vg/ in 2011
>>496221125Of the major social media sites 4chan is the only one where you can talk about sex this openly in the general discussion channels, and as such, those who want to talk about sex openly come here.
>>496221125This is the worst thread on the entire site. All that matters is getting attention and who people can take advantage of to get even more time in the spotlight. At least the cartel beheading threads are on topic.
>>496221198I could never call you a cringe retard for wanting that because I'm just as complicit, if not more.But sorry nonetheless. :)
i wish people liked moonies
>>496220863who would possibly have a meltie after this piss easy tier>>496220989we must put an end to face 4 hate
>>496220813Sam needs it for often the pussy offtank doesnt put on his stance and they have to eat a TB
>>496221434I like moonies...
>>496221125Most /vg/ generals are containment threads but XIV is unique in not being allowed to have /v/ threads (due to jannies hating XIV).
>>496221125>Are they just containment threads for mentally ill people so they won't shit up other boards?Yes, unironically. Anyone who spends more than 30 minutes a day online "discussing" a specific thing instead of actually doing stuff is mentally ill, and /vg/ is the asylum.
>>496221434Only hate awaits those that call upon the moon.
>>496221051>>496220894I love team based games where because one person quits or sits at spawn or is trash I have to endure getting raped at base or stuck in content. No one like an anchor dragging them down. I don't even like that shit IRL why would I want it in my entertainment. If some faggot tank wants to throw a tantrum because a DPS pulled a mob then a decent Healer and DPS who knows how to mit should be able to carry. Giving the lowest person power to determine outcomes is never good.
>>496221347This is how we can tell you're a tourist.
>>496221347not even remotely close
>>496221434nobody likes my moonie
>>496221125Most generals aren’t like this. They have regulars and the community, but they pertain to the game. The exceptions are gachatrash and FFXIV and PSO2. The former are essentially the downfall of modern society and represent our priorities in 2024, and are the focus of many sociologists studying the decline of modern men. The latter two are dead games which, without modding, wouldn’t even have a general. >>496221234It was made so general threads wouldn’t flood the log, not because the posters in them were mentally ill.
Everyone loves Kongexcept Zir who melts every time Kong is mentioned
>>496221561You know you look better with my hand around your throat, right? Do you think you can rock your hips fast enough to get me off before you black out? You're just as useful unconscious as you are awake to me. Better hurry.
>>496220780People forget that yoshi admitted to playing as a female character in older mmos and healslutting/erping. He even mentioned it wasn't all for items but because he liked it. It's actually genius what he did, he knows the coomer mind because he used to be one, he knows how to manipulate them because he spent years doing that as well. He knows as long as he doesn't Crack down on them secondlifefags will stay near permanently subbed, meaning no matter what he does he can ensure he looks good to his higher ups in regards to xiv. "Ouu yoshituuu you keep player sub you very honorabu samurai dev"Then he just needs to fake a smile and the community worships him too. Yoshi fucking won. He's playing you all like a fiddle and you're addicted to it.
Odds I join CC queues Evens I make tinctures>>496221347>worst thread>entire sitelol
>>496221631I like your moonie...
>>496221347okay but less about skyrim threads
>>496220829>I would have played.Played what? Unless you mean "if you were in his shoes you would've done it sooner." To be fair he was playing original ARR when it sucked, and powerleveling him I've found out firsthand how much has been removed.>that whole section where in Thanalan where you're dealing with the graveyard by the church, burying bodies, etc. went from 10 quests to 3 tops>the gear I made him doesn't even matter because he outgrows it so fast with msq exp>each dungeon he has to unlock and do has been massacred to a husk of what it once wasEmphasis on that last one. Each time we're in a dungeon I tell him what it used to be like and by the time I'm done the boss is dead. He's nearly 50, now, but I'm tempted to buy him a skip of a class he likes. I'll have him use my account as a try-before-I-buy but he's been looking at DRK. I've been leveling GNB to carry him through stuff while practicing tanking- it's pretty nice.
>>496220351There is nowhere to talk about this game on this website. This is a simple fact that you must accept./v/ is under control World of Hormonecraft cockslurping jannies' iron fist and /vg/ drowns out every discussion with attention whoring and waifufaggotry. There is nothing that can be done about this. Either struggle against the avatarfaggotry or keep your discussion to yourself and move on. There are better things to spend your energy on.
just saw the picture val made of theo and it is quite unfunny.
>>496221689HELLO?! Where did this come from?!!
>>496221536>due to jannies hating XIVIt's literally just two mods from /v/, they used to have fits back in the day when you went into IRC to call them lazy dweebs for not keeping this place tidied up and would regularly melt down if you posted your character more than a handful of times in the thread.
>>496221707There are less rules in this thread than on /b/
>>496221418I'm just being dramatic, it's a cute thought and I appreciate you being a good sport Anon. You have a good day
>>496221780post it?
>>496221519if you really loved moonies you would defend us from the constant moonie hate and abuse
>>496221642>not because the posters in them were mentally ill.lollmao
>>496221568I think that's a bit of an exaggeration. I already said that a tank can survive fine by taking things more slowly if the healer can't keep up. Unoptimal performance should have an impact, but it shouldn't doom the whole run (granted, for a lot of people a roulette taking longer than 15 mins is worse than eternal damnation). But seriously, why do you even play an MMO if you don't want teamplay to matter?
>>496221642>Most generals aren’t like thisAnyone can open any general on the first couple pages and see that's false.
>>496221716you're just saying that. nobody likes my moonie they just lie to her and bully her
>>496221806OP is talking about the quality of the thread vs the entire site, not the enforcement of rules
>>496220716No, I won't inflate a coomer's ego, even if their poses are good>>496220970>>496220780>>496221697See pic related. Also, there's nothing wrong with ERP per se, it's just that you faggots ONLY focus on that.>>496221745>>496220582This saddens me deeply, but I have to admit you're both right on what you're saying...
>>496221568this wouldn't be an issue if xiv actually encouraged people to improve.
>>496221972cowardat least name the race
>>496221830I like moonies so much that I know they secretly love the hate and abuse heaped upon them... >>496221906Yeah, you'd like that! I'll like you AND pull your tail.
>>496221815Same to you anon, thank you for entertaining my silly posts. Have a good one!
Clearing the fight once you get in is the easy part. Getting a PF to fill, that's somewhat harder.
>>496221642>120 similar posts across /vg/
>>496221825no, it is that unfunny.
>>496222098lmfao
Would it be shallow of me to annul my EB because she's sorta... ugly...?
>>496221054i'm super hungover right but where do you play if you'd want to meet at some point?
>>496222168Totes.
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>>496221642they hated him because he spoke the truth
If you want to dictate how this place runs you should become a janitor when they open up applications (you won’t)
>>496222168Very.
>>496222053NO I FUCKING HATE IT GO FUCK YOURSELF FAKE MOONIE FAN
I'm pissed I'm violent I'm ready to CRACK SKULLS. I just learned that my fucking femboy boywife threadcrush S.M. has been a fucking woman all along. I've heard studied and enjoyed HUNDREDS of T-Voices AND THAT'S NOT ONE OF THEM. WHY DIDN'T YOU FUCKS WARN ME I'VE WASTED HUNGDREDS OF HOURS I'VE WASTED ON A FUCKING BIOFEM FUCK YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MY TULPA SHANNON MY FUCKING GROOMCHALLENGE I THOUGHT FEMRA WAS THE BIOTRANNY RACE THE FUCKING RAIDTRAINNY RACE I THOUGHT MENHERA MEANT MENTAL ILLNESS I THOUGHT IT WAS FOR T-GIRLS YOU FUCKS ALL LIED TO ME GRRRRRRRRRRAWL BARK BARK WOOF WOOF GAU GAU GAU!!!! YOU'RE SO FUCKING DROPPED!!!!!!
>>496222098now check the generals they were posted in
>>496222098
>>496221642>Most generals aren’t like this.this is trueunless its an mmothey are all like this
>>496221825
>>496222206>>496222242Guh....
>>496222030Femlala and femezen
>>496222098I make posts that are easy to track down but schizos think I don't already know that and think they're hot shit for finding my old posts.
>>496222196I actually don't ERP I just like the ideas of it. Sorry to disappoint. I'm on Aether, anyways.
>>496222168>Annuling because of their looksShame on you anon.
>>496222053stay AWAY from the tail growl hiss bite
>>496222396You are deranged
>>496222168Annulling would be nicer than hinting at them to fanta every other day and wearing them down.
>>496222168Yes, embarrassingly so.
>>496222361that's not that bad althougheverbeit
>>496220958>boy do I have bad news for you regarding alaska and wasps and other insectsFUCK
>>496222168EB the person not the character you shallow fuckif my EB fantaed to a lalaboy or hrothgar i'd still be with him
>>496221972You'll notice after every content update the thread actually does talk about thing, for like a week or so. Them it's back to cooming. This happens with every game. People immediately overdo and bore themselves of content then complain there's nothing to do so they fuck off and leave those who don't care about content to talk about the game and because they don't care about content things usually go to coomery, drama, or shitposting. This isn't just in vg, same thing happens on most social media sites.
>>496221642>Most generals aren’t like this.gacha generals are much worseother mmos are exactly like thisany game with a half-decent character creation is like thisyou don't browse any other general, admit it
my moonie streaks in roulette
>>496219865lmfao
anyone wanna do an expert roulette on primal
>>496222502>>496222361yeah this is fine and par for xivg
>>496222168I would crash out if I got annulled because I was "ugly" to my EB. Why even EB someone in the first place if you think they're ugly? It obviously shows you didn't do it for the personality- which is the thing that mattered, so did they just fantasia recently?
>>496221697So you’re telling me Yoshi-P wasted ten years of his life making FFXIV when he never intended anyone to actually play it? Why did he even make content then?
>the fucking avengers on the enemy teamOh boy.
>>496220308socially stunted retard post
>>496222582sure
my moonie needs to take care of some errands but will instead continue to bedrot and maybe cry a little
>>496221728I meant I would played with but it’s over anyways.
>leveling my Sage was super comfy>no worries ever, always knew what to do>play WHM>constantly fucking worried my tank will eat shit>not comfy at all>currently in the 60's so oGCDs suck compared to the dungeonsThis is going to give me a fucking panic attack at some point, i know italso, semi related:>level WHM with frontlines, decide to swap to DRK for once>unga into enemy team and press 3 buttons then fuck back off>Battle High 4/5 the entire game and second most damage done>i dont even know what im targeting half the time because tabtargetting in PvP is dogshitgood class design
>>496221561I'm very horny for this cat today
>>496222739Self-referential post
>>496222751>played with>stops thereWITH WHO>it's overWHAT'S OVER
Question for you tank anons out there, do you wait for cutscenes or just insta pull. I personally dont care if people are watching cutscenes and will just insta pull
>>496222510Don't worry I'm with you in terms of sheer hatred toward wasps. I know they're important but september is such an AWFUL month for them. Nests filled to the brim with angry hungry wasps. I'm also allergic on top of it
>>496222405such a tease.
>>496222794i know you are but what am i
>>496221972>ironic shitposting I'm not being ironic. Yoshi admitted to being a GAM playing slutty femcharacters in the past. He also admitted to doing it for items and fun. It's also clear that many of the coomers rarely unsub or when they do they don't do it for long. All of that made me come to the conclusion that it's intentional. The fucker knows this thread exists, he doesn't post here, but on stream before it was there when someone was showing him things. And he knows about modbeasts too because some snuck into screenshot competitions he was going over. He just doesn't do anything. He knows and doesn't care. He doesn't care because these coomers are whales and are free piggybanks
>>496222739you can't pretend to be afk forever you're gonna have to message back eventually
>>496221859I don't mind team-play but I think if a shitter is in my group the other 3 or7 people should outweigh their retardation by showing their skill at the game. not be hampered by it. DRK just needs a little more self-sustain so I don't have to sit there and wipe 3 or 4 times because the healer can't figure out mechanics even after explaining it.
>>496222845I wait for cutscenes because I’m not an animal
>>496216263Video game generals belong on /vg/
>>496222529And then there are the highly autistic generals like Undertale/Delta Rune, Five Nights at Freddy's, Sonic, Friday Night Funkin, etc.Also special shout out to Animal Crossing general for making the schizos here look like well adjusted members of society. Seriously, I don't think xivg realizes how relatively tame this place is compared to other generals. It's a small miracle when you consider how fast this thread moves too.
>>496222845Nigga give some fucking context maybeYou cant instapull in a trial because the cutscenes lock you outIf its a dungeon its up to your own moraleIf its Aglaia fuck you, some retarded dipshit will pull early anyways so might aswell get my opener in order
>>496222284what does that have to do with finland whats going on in the pic
>>496222853ywnbm
>>496222618really? I think it's bananas
>>496222845I insta pull because the casual player base is beyond redemption and don't deserve to enjoy things
>>496222513If your eb fanta’d to a lalaboy I’d cuck you
>>496222853There's literally nothing wrong with wasps btw. They only attack of you're aggressive towards them, they treat bees like how humans treat other animals plus there's way too many bees now thanks to conservation efforts. Just ignore them and we won't bother you. Just like bees. Wasps are the flying great whites nowhere near as bad as popculture wants you to believe.
>>496222845i wait for cutscenes if it's a 4-man because waiting for 1 person out of 4 is acceptable24 man i dont really care because trapping ~23 people for 1 cutscene is nonsense, the boss isnt doing anything real the first few mechanics anyway
>>496222912Ain't gonna dog on you for it, its your prerogative to wait but I cannot be fucked waiting>>496222960Clearly not trials or nm raids. I didnt think I'd have to spell that out for you moron
>>496222845I am in no huge rush and let the newbies experience their videos.
You know that ctue little femra you were flirting with sitting on your lap that said she needed to grab some water? That's a grown ass man who just took a smelly shit and feels 2 pounds lighter
>>496223075you are either a nigger, a tranny or a tumblr rejectlikely all 3
>>496222845I instapull because the boss is there and I have an ability that can hit it
>>496222745ok i made a pf password 5555
>>496222284I know who you are
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>>496221561You knowing you look much more better with my hand on your throat yes You think you can shaking your hips fast enough to making me finish before you going black out? Whether you awake or unconscious it same for me you still useful You must hurry with the needful I am close my big dick cumming for you
>>496223104>dungeonswhy are you a cuck
>>496223131Based king, was it soft or hard
>>496222442>>496222278
>>496223243alright man but you're not gonna like it
>>496222763>filtered by whmCrystalloid moment
>>496222385Let's eb and talk about the game together
just curious, does your EB get notified if you break the bond?
>>496223131>grown ass man who just took a smelly shit and feels 2 pounds lighterMy male middie literally did this and feels like this rn
>>496222891>on stream it was therePost it, then. Link me. Prove your claim.
>>496223075You can't fool me
>>496222786Hello very horny for this cat today, I am going for a nap so see you soon <3>>496223247Explode abdul.
>>496223223sigh... every time YOU post, I'm not on the game. what a sick joke....
>>496223306Just have Recuperate and Guard bound, that's all I ask.
>>496223326They get a message too yeah
>>496222749wanna bedrot together
My moonie is too socially anxious when she's sober so she smokes weed but that makes her too paranoid and scatterbrained to socialize
>>496223096I can kinda understand if its a story dungeon, I still wont wait for it and dont care if people dont wait for me>>496223210I only do if im the tank, some people throw hissy fits if you pull as a dps or heal>>496223268I ain't gonna wait for some faggot to watch the boss do a little swirl im pulling that shit bro I got better things to do than wait
>>496222845I always wait for cutscenes, I like being nice to other people. After a few times of waiting for people to finish the Phoenix cutscene, no wait feels like anything anymore. I'm a bit petty though, so I often leave instapullers to die if I play a healer.
>>496222845FUCK IT, WE BALL (insta pull if there's more than 4 people)>>496222853Bro please be careful. Like extra careful.>>496223075>There's literally nothing wrong with wasps btwwasp hands wrote thisActually gonna go check if the faggot is still alive.
>>496223137Cope
>>496222763>>currently in the 60's so oGCDs suck compared to the dungeonsMy brother in Christ, you have Benediction and Tetra.USE THEM.Also just put regen on the tank and Afflatus Solace if they get too low.I don't understand mongoloid like you that cry about how WHM can't heal when they have tools and play just fine.
>>496222168why did you EB them in the first place>>496222973retard post
>>496222443how so?
>>496223317Literally the only job that gives me this kind of autismI played scholar twice in my life and had no problems doing expert roulette with it, Ast feels like Sage but Regen to meFucking WHM man
>>496223407uhm just get on the game then question mark?
>>496223506These retards want to ogcd heal only and when they have to GCD heal they short circuit
>>496223386:3 I'll ask to hangout if I see you post later
>>496223075Total bee death, total wasp death.
>>496223326Nope, have funt. recently annulled
morning
>>496221972>trying to give people a 3-day global for stating the truth
>>496223424maybe....
Caught another femlala huffing my shoes when I got out of the shower. Why are they like that?
>>496223479I'm sure you love it when warriors instapull then. I'd never do it myself but you can actually be reported for letting a tank die on purpose>>496223496we fuckin ballin nigga
>>496223561oh yeah for sure man how about I just-GRAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH(go without me)
>>496223075Wasps are evil dickheads and need to get the fuck out of my region, I'm tired of having to hunt for their nests so that the honey bees can be happy in my garden.
>>496223137>>496223379>>496223496>>496223590Name 2 things wrong with wasps. And don't just go "they stung me because i kept fucking with them"
>>496223587Oki doki <3
>>496223386Hello dearWhy you saying this to me? I say all sweet words for you, I tell you how much I like you your body I even offer you 33 camels but still you no liking me I do everything to make you happy I remember every detail I talk about sexy time I tell you I want to kiss you and make you feel so much pleasure but still you telling me "explode"? Why you no love me back?I am trying very hard for you I give you all my feelings my heart my words I want to be with you hold you give you all the love in the world but you still tease me and no say sweet things to me in return What more I must do to make you happy I think about you day and night but you not appreciate all my love and effort for youPlease tell me what I doing wrong I am ready to do anything to make you love me my dear
>>496222845Im hoping most of these replies are sarcasm right... you guys aren't ruining the player experience just bc you want to go back to cooming in quicksands right?
>>496223272My diet has been pretty good for the past few weeks so firm
>>496223506You are either projecting or have terrible reading comprehension, i never said WHM can't healI said it sucks compared to my experience with other healersI'm using Tetra and Bene and Afflatus but im still constantly panicking for some ungodly reason, which isnt something that happens on other healers, i blame Sage allowing me full freedom of movement even with its GCD heals>>496223586Poggers my fellow gamerman
>>496223278i was right nobody likes my moonie
>>496214979>picsyntax error ackshuallyit should read>6/2*(1+2)but you already knew that ;)
>>496223243I knew I should've went PLD this match.
>>496222854I'd like to, but I haven't done it before and wouldn't want to waste anyone's time anyways
>>496222763Yeah, DRK is honestly total bullshit in frontlines and has been for years at this point. A DRK by themselves is merely annoying, but the moment that there is even the tiniest amount of teamwork or coordination with even 1 other player, the DRK becomes the instrument of insta-killing 5-8 enemy players all at once. Every frontlines tactic that results in wiping out the enemy team so rapidly that they cannot respond reads "DRK + someone else time their attacks together". No other job in PvP enables that level of degeneracy.
>>496222837With your fiddie
>>496221642THE WEST HAS FALLEN SOMEONE IS COOMPOSTING IN XIVG TELL THE SOCIOLOGISTS
Are there any MCH pistols other than the Tarnished Makai Hand Mortar?It's purple and gay as fuck, if it was dyeable at least it would be decent...
>>496223762They fly around in my vicinity and bully the funny bees
>>496223775Goodnight Abdul
>>496223650I like it a bit risky. If someone has noticed I do it, they haven't reported me either. I tend to just leave roulettes if there's a warrior though, not that I do roulettes very often anyway.
>>496223762I'm allergic to them and they are ugly. Ugly things do not deserve to live.
>>496221745How many years has it been?
So are you guys doing any content today
>>496223416>>496223603mixed messages hereif they do, good, hope the little bitch cries about it
>>496223937Get the normal Makai Hand Mortar, it's dyeable.
>>496223937It it dyeable
>>496224012So why havent you off'd yourself?
>>496224035I got a ton of stuff to do
https://x.com/cheliseul/status/1835011078683595230How do I find a femra like this?
>>496223909Oh. I mean you can still play the game with me, no worries. I'm sometimes on the CC calls in the evening or back home on hermanoland doing rolos.
>>496223867Nta but I'd be down for a chill first run for you
>>496223729
>>496223980
>>496224012Having any allergy means nature selected you to die. Just take the L
>>496223937cryptlurker is kind of close. revolver of the wanderer if you like Handcannon.
>>496223806You can clear every 50+ dungeon in the game casting nothing but medica 2 and regen.
>>496224090Because my mother says I'm a "strapping young lad", her opinion is the only one that counts.
>>496224015>this has been going on for 5 years man>01 aug 20209, apperently
>>496223835told ya you weren't gonna like it
>>496216782hotdog
>>496223762get outta here, you yellow black striped bastard!>>496224246you're so right for that fellow pen haver
Here’s how you play WHM below 50:>slap regen on tank You now know how to play WHM below 50
>>496223762Nta but wasps are scary and the buzzing is annoying. I don't kill them though because bugs are good for the environment, I just throw them out with the glass trick.
>>496224232>mfw the tank pulls the huge pack after the first boss in Shisui and doesn't invuln or use a big mit first so i can holy spamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>496224328now what about 50 - 100?
>>496224328>Having to actually play the job instead of having something that automatically heal the tank/peopleI'M GOING INSANESAVE ME NIGGERMAN
Why
>>496224071>>496224078Why would you lie on the internet?It's dyeable through glamourer though... like not through special colorset edit, but through the dye menuBut in game, it won't let me>>496224231I'll check those, thanks
>>496223075Hornets are better "fuck off huge evil murder bees" than wasps are. They're much scarier, more aesthetically pleasing, can kill people more easily, and you really have to piss one of for one to kill you otherwise it's just a big bee. Hornets do what wasps do but are better, less annoying, and overall just cooler.
CRYSTAL CC @ 7:30 ETCRYSTAL CC @ 7:30 ETCRYSTAL CC @ 7:30 ET
>>496224340Quickcast holy, if he dies it’s a wipe anyway.
>>496224035hop on cc bro
>>496224270It's okay I adapted and overcame (we won)
>>496224035Nah, I recleared yesterdayNow it's time to look at catgirls
>>496224491I don't like pvp and I don't want certain people to schizo me if i die
good meowning everynyan
>>496224482Fair point, still fuck him for not using his mits
>>496224445the NORMAL ONE means THE PVP ONE. get the one from pvp currecy WITH THE BLUE BACKGROUND you fucking inbred not the shitty one sold for MGP
>>496224445The *actual* Makai Hand Mortar. You buy it with wolf marks from the priest in Wolves' Den Pier.
>>496222284I know this is probably a joke or bait but If you actually hung out with Shannon you'd know everyone who talks to her has already clued into that on our own. It's really not that subtle, look at any other biofem we have it's the same shit. I don't get the appeal of name-dropping people in shit like this
>>496223791Yeah I ruined it by making them miss two autos and an aoe
>>496224246>>496224312One day when you don't have your pen a wasp will find you and you'll rue the day you mocked them.
>>496224379>regen>lily heals>medica 2>holyYou know now how to play WHM 50-100
>want to play chill morning CC with anons>have to work
>>496221167Yeah he loves nature and insects and flowers.
>>496224551I have a 20% winrate in my last 20 games with xivg and I haven't been called out
Kyoppi love!
>>496224557His invuln is wasted if he uses it when the mobs are stunned by your holy's.
>>496224246Yes? No? Maybe? I don't know.
>>496215187Godspeed anon.
SEX WITH WUK LAMAT SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE FUCKS HUMAN MEN SEX WITH WUK LAMAT SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE FUCKS HUMAN MEN SEX WITH WUK LAMAT SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE FUCKS HUMAN MEN SEX WITH WUK LAMAT SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE FUCKS HUMAN MEN SEX WITH WUK LAMAT SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE FUCKS HUMAN MEN SEX WITH WUK LAMAT SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE FUCKS HUMAN MEN SEX WITH WUK LAMAT SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE FUCKS HUMAN MEN SEX WITH WUK LAMAT SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE FUCKS HUMAN MEN SEX WITH WUK LAMAT SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE FUCKS HUMAN MEN SEX WITH WUK LAMAT SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE FUCKS HUMAN MEN
can my moonie get uhhhhhhhhhh
>>496224670There's always next time. I gotta stop calling pretty soon anyways, the rain has finally stopped and that means yard work.
>>496223983Why do you leave if there's a warrior? That's so fuckin odd to me they're the easiest tanks to heal since you pretty much don't need to heal them
Status report, no faggot flier noises heard, whacked some places in the room and no faggot flew out.Even put on big bang theory reruns in case sound, especially bad sound, would drag it out, nothing. Either the fucker is dead, it's hiding because a 6ft retard is hunting it with murderous intent or the body's gone.I wish I could hire some jumping spiders to hunt the fucker down to make sure.>>496223762Annoying noise. They've got annoying venom that has capabilities to kill people if they're born wrong.It's God's intent that we kill them like the scum they are.
>>496224719Shut up pedophile apologist
>>496224649I will accept my end with grace,,,Japes aside I know how insanely important wasps are. I actively tune my garden to support native insect species. phobia just messes with me in the moment of a perceived encounter. So rational thought fails...
i'm a very horny sunnie+
>>496224779Always, kitten
>>496224670wageslaves shouldn't play MMOs
>>496223867i've basically never done it myself so i have no room to judgeno pressure either way
>>496224864Kyoppi is a pedophile?
>>496224895wanna…?
>>496224968>>496224135>two people>character has two feetImagine...
>>496221745>There is nowhere to talk about this game on this website>>>/vm/nicexivg
If you are at the Lavender beds between 3pm EST and 11PM EST, you will be put in a diaper pic. Do not say you were not warned.
>>496218674The outro is quite depressing.
>>496224656>using a gcd heal when i could be farting my 200 potency damage and pretend im helpingbro?>>496224726I meant using a mit on the way, all those archers do a surprising amount of damage that normal regen doesn't help too much against and i swear no one fucking ever uses sprint or Arms Length there
>>496225042yeah...
>>496224793Precisely because you don't need to heal them. It gets too boring with them, give me a DRK or a very stupid GNB instead.
>>496224581There's no need to be this mean...>>496224603Thanks, anon, I got it
>>496225083>GTthink ill stay here
FT is locked the FUCK in
>>496223762They're aggressiveThey don't die when they sting so they repeatedly fuck you upThey build their nests on my porch then sting me when I tried to live peacefully with them I put on my heavy coat and helmet then burn their shit down every time. They had their chance. The Bees are chill and exist in the backyard, never got stung once.
>>496225076Footfags should be shot into space
>>496225083>5 month old threadLmao this is what so called “gameplay discussion” enjoyers want
>>496225113Does this count as a terrorist threat?
LAST CALL FROM ME, THANK YOU FOR JOINING. SOMEONE ELSE PLEASE PICK IT UP IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO KEEP PLAYING.CRYSTAL CC @ 11:00 ETCRYSTAL CC @ 11:00 ETCRYSTAL CC @ 11:00 ET
>>496225283nah
>>496225283I shant be picking up the calls
>>496224895i'm a slightly horny sunnie+
>>496224625>>496222284hey leave my wife alone>>496224554hello my wife
>>496225180To each their own, I'd rather shit be done quicker as they're fuckin boring to begin with so the more damage a healer can put out the better
>>496225283I might pick up the calls maybe idk
>>496225325let me destroy you >:3
>>496224330Oviposition...
>>496225325My femezen sliding her fingers gently along this slightly horny sunnie+'s ears until she's a moderately horny sunnie+
>>496225142>no one fucking ever uses sprint or Arms Length thereI do
>>496225476YES SO DO I IF I TANK ITBUT I NEVER GET TANKS THAT DOROULETTES HATE ME
>>496225283thanks for the calls
>>496225223step in to the grand tour grand tour grand tour
>BRD
>>496225406huh!? destroy what about me exactly...>>496225470keep away from those they're sensitive and fluffy
odds RPRevens PLD
When you tilt versus when you don't tilt.Learn from my mistake and don't tilt.
>>496222284>>496224625>>496225332qrd?>>496225673sorry I'm a chainloss dipshit tilt or not
>>496225660your ass >:3
>>496225673I never tilt in CC
>>496225549...shh...
>>496225673Why would you tilt over casual mmo pvp anon?
>>496224557The only strange thing about whm is medica 2 has more *single* target potency than cure 2. Cure 1 being shit is a meme, but cure 2 is also shit and you should rarely if ever cast it after lvl 53
My fiddie is experiencing dramatic mood swings and might do something she regrets soon
>>496225673I always tilt in CC
>>496225113I'll be critiquing your poses if you do, better make that shit good if you're gonna threaten it
>>496225353I agree it's a bit of an unusual preference, but it's genuinely what I like.
>>496225779my sunnie+'s fat ass is NOT to be destroyed!!!!!!!
>>496225802nta but i tilt over every game or contest no matter how insignificanthad a girlfriend break up with me because i was taking pokemon tcg against her and our other friends too seriously
>>496225830my fiddie could really go for a mcchicken rn ngl. i could regret that later, so i relate
>>496225771>>496225846When you don't tilt you can proceed forward to the next step - think carefully about what you do.
>>496225802Dumb American nigger, pvp is the only thing to care about in this shit game
>>496225813Yeah, i dont even have C1 and C2 bound to a hotkey anymore because the uses for them are so goddamn minimalStill on the hotbar just in case, but yeah
>>496225673You're only allowed to tilt in Ranked anon, not in Casual
>>496225802because it's a way to acquire threadcred that doesn't involve drama or gooning?
>>496225878this is the most lukewarm faggot ass reply imaginable
>>496225914then what is?
My femlala looks and acts exactly like this
Armpit sweat may I get a cheeky peek
>want to cc>stuck at work ill call for you guys when i get home in 2 or 3 hrs....
>>496225896Ain't nothing wrong if you enjoy it anon, I may think you're weird for it but if it's what you enjoy who am I to judge
If you WoL had to fight either ben 10 at his peak or beast boy at his peak when your WoL just had the Blessing of light removed by midgardragondong which one you fighting?Why?
>>496222284What sexuality is it considered if you're into transgirls but hate biofem...?
>>496225962Ranked PvP sure because you’re actually playing for ranked points but tilting over casuals is so fucking funny and sad
I hate goontards so much it's unreal
>>496226013maybe her pelvic bones...
>>496225985You are not allowed to tilt in ranked neither
>>496226034fall down the stairs and you'll be CCd alright
>>496226085Based
The malera instinct to go to a parking lot, sit on the ground, and cry.
>>496225993Well then it's a fitting reply for "threatening" people with a decade year old meme
>>496226094Cry bitch, go back to WoW
>>496225673Tilt is only allowed in ranked and is merited, especially when the game keeps fucking teaming you up with one of the infamous creatures going 0/6 and then do stupid shit like running deep in the enemy team solo and dying immediately...FUCK I HATE RANKED I HATE YOU XIAOI HATE YOU RION
>>496225601hey now, there are some good BRD players in CCjust not the vast, vast majority of them...
>>496226094I love her!!!
>>496226156*parks next to you and watches you while I eat my lunch* uhhh.. bro? you want a fry?
https://x.com/KihraOfTemerity/status/1839681898013958184HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>496226220fairly certain it was a random but if it was someone from here who's new to CC please bind recuperate
>>496226034>eradamn this guy is ANCIENT
>>496225673Getting away from the keyboard for a match or two works wonders. Chaining CC matches on a losing streak is dreadful.
>>496226147there's no stairs here or at home bro
>>496226217we love the primal cryptids don't we folks
>>496221642>"B-but the state of the thread?!!"Fuck off. If you cared, you'd be setting a trend and speaking, not telling others to shut up.
I LOVE YOU XIAOI LOVE YOU RIONSHOW EM HOW IT'S DONE
>>496225353DRK chew through trash packs a lot faster than a warrior tho
>>496226206i dont know how you managed to do it but this reply is even more limp wristed than the last
>>496226274What does this mean?? What does the numbers mean, Mason?!?
>>496226156*does loops past you in my go-kart*
>>496226274wotlk was the peak of wow, shame its been garbage since legion
>>496224330So adder-ra is into ovipositors now?There's really no stopping once you touch the untouchable.
>>496226014MayI lick her?
That's enough PvP for one dayFuck your perma stunlock teamcomp
>>496225353A good/decent DRK is absolutely fine in DT dungeons with minimal healing.
>>496226358I swear to god, if SE only change the kits and don't add any new things to the reward system of ranked and I'm STILL stuck with them, I'll probably just drop the whole thing all together.
>>496226308stfu bro im only 27...
>>496226483Sure go ahead
>>496225673I have so many friends in CC that when I lose, they win. So it's hard to get upset!... Especially since I get to lewd my EB when I do win!
>>496225673>TEAM ASTRA: all randoms, nine times in a row>runs back in one at a time and feedswhat now>>496225771qrd is thats my grown man biofem biotranny purewife gooner lewdwife or not who I will die for because they sometimes start really nice conversations out of nowhere and that's more than any of you afk wallflowers>>496225830what are you going to fanta to>>496226308bro the kids still use era don't they...
>>496226287>please bind recuperate
CRYSTAL CASUAL CC @ 2:20 ET
>frontlines>someone chases me down>lead them to my team>they die to my team>/squats themI don't think they understood what they were doing when they added this emote
>>496225993it disappoints everyone when that shit is mid, at least someone gets to enjoy it if it's quality
Only shitters have a hard time healing DRK. I do it on WHM without a single issue
>>496226529this dude just got raped lmfao
@ Rin
>catgirl turns 30 in 2 months>only have 100m gil in XIV>only have $50k in bank accountIs it genuinely over for me, is this my midlife crisis
>>496226568you know they're not adding any real ranked rewards, maybe another shitty glamare the primal kittens still doing their thing? I haven't queued up in a while
>>496226289my favorite cat here /hug
/eatsyourpussy
>>496226637>what nowNow we are proceeding to the next game
>>496226759May I do that to you're cock
>>496226385>>496226543You're not wrong anons DRK is definitely faster as it hits harder, but on average it's faster with a warrior as the skill floor is way higher with war as it is easily the most braindead tank to play and heal
>>496226880sure
>>496226543Yep, the only time they are really in the cuckshed is late SB dungeon like doma castle.
>>496226759there's like 3 of them
>>496226529Just don't get hit?
>>496226094The devs like this.
my crush said no
>all of the cool allagan node mounts are locked behind FL achievementsbruh
hey guys I found this picture, hope you enjoy
>>496226930Whip it out and slap me with it (in CC)
>>496225673The easiest solution is to not play in the first place
>>496226778I guarantee you you are doing better than a lot of your peers
>>496226782Well it's pre-season, so ranked has been dead since DT release.IIRC Kanye and Ruja tried to push some to queue so there was some games going but it's still pretty much dead till 7.1.Though last season I think most of the kittens were in Aether.
>>496227006now you get to crush them in a different waylike with a really big boulder
>>496227031>t. sprinting out of the spawn point at palaistra
>>496227125Can I crush your pussy with my cock
>>496227058Its unironically the most fun gameplay-side thing in this game so its better to play it
>>496226713>/squats themenjoy your vacation
>>496222902Jokes on you. I closed the DM.
>>496226990is this real
>>496227196gang shi
My fiddie says stuff like “yeah im crazy. Im a fuckin psycho. You better not mess with me if you know whats good for you”
>>496227227Doesn't have one
>>496227196heh
>>496227006mine said maybe and then keeps saying we'll do things together and we never do
>>496227327Can I crush your bussy with my cock
>>496227125
>>496219535>>496219631better days.........
>>496227395Time to take the hint
/kissesyourgock
>>496227040stop trying to make me horny while i kill people!!!>>496226982she knows who she is
>>496226713>same thing happens to me>my team sees an enemy approaching>promptly scatters to the four winds>die because I am bad at PvP and my teammates are all cowardsShit like this is why I never try in FL. I get my daily and get back to playing real game modes like MSQ roulette and normal raids.
>>496227438my femlala otl
>>496227006the one crushing on me hasn't said anything
>>496227227no>>496227327this is incorrect>>496227496ty
>>496227312cutscene skipper post
CRYSTAL CASUAL CC @ 4:45 ET
>>496227530Is it me? What do I tell you?
>>496227561chat is this real
>>496226094Pits are SE-approved goon material tho (see >>496226990)
>>496227461i take the hint and then days later she comes back to seduce me and be like "hey we should gpose sometime" (it never happens)
>>496227602uhhh you confess to me duh*flicks forehead*
>>496227583ty for doing fast calls
>>496227503You killed 1 person that game hehehe that time could have been better spent making my eyes water
>>496227503you'are mare is offline
>>496227312it's a real and unmodded (althought cropped for emphasis) cutscene.
>>496227583this was too fast and i missed it but i also didn't really wanna play more clockwork so it works out
>>496226757My ass still hurts, man... they were fucking RUTHLESS>>496226759>>496227503It genuinely felt worse than playing a fightan and getting combo'd to death, god DAMN
>>496222902.. I don't remember making this post
Are people ACTUALLY supposed to confess to their ingame crushes...? Or is that just a meme you guys play up on here... aaahahaha... asking for a friend
>>496226778Do not be afraid. You are worth more than many sparrows.
>>496227829Cute hrothgal.
I am now forklift certifiedBut like, for real
>>496227841it's an epidemic. these catgirls think they're so cute and quirky for being fake afk and sitting on benches and ghosting people
free spotemgottem
>>496227829>My ass still hurts, man... they were fucking RUTHLESSSorry I think I used miracle on you like 5 times at least
CRYSTAL CASUAL CC @ 7:10 ET (Palaistra)
>>496227829NTA but you could consider using your LB to negate that. Especially playing MCH of all jobs.
>>496227324my fiddie says "yippee!" and "yay!" because she is actively happymaxing.
>>496227969WOAH MAMA
>>496227846Yes stop blueballing your crush and confess already
>>496227846Yes, why wouldn't you confess to them? Are you going to live being passive and watch as other people take initiative and go out with your crush, when it could have been you? You're not a cuckold, are you?
>>496227969>another forklift certificated(tm) xivggerHow many forklift operators we have in this general?
>>496227846I did it. She doesn't feel the same way. We remain friends. It's a burden you can offload from the friendship, so you should. Worst case scenario she says no, best case scenario she feels the same way. You have nothing to lose
>>496228015I think my problem is that I overextend a lot because I try to pop Bioblaster ASAP, so I get caught in bad spots all the time...
>>496227808it just switched to palaistra
>>496228024>"yippee!"My catboy screams that at full blast when he spots a cute tranner
>>4962149791
>>496227969DO YOU LIKE FEMLALAS?
>pala*stra
THE BODY OF THE ARCH HERETIC, WASPUS WASPUCAL HAS BEEN FOUND DEAD UPON THE FLOOR OF THE CHAMBERS OF LIVING!
>>496227846Please don't confess to me, please never confess to meI just want to play the game now, I've been burned way too many times and every time it just hurts way too much when it ends.Please don't do it, don't make me reject you even if I really like you just because I'm afraid of getting close to someone else again
>>496228097+1
my moonie is extremely powerful
>>496228208As friends.
>>496228097He's probably not xivg but I got introduced to this game by a forklift operator
my moonie might do it for real this time
>>496228271this moonie luvs hroths
>>496228271I dont believe you
>>496228226>Please don't confess to me>I've been burned way too many timesI'm different though...I'm the exception....We could be so happy together....
>>496228229trip back on, pedophile
>>496228097a good number probably, considering the low iq of the general they can't get real jobs, only gruntwork
>>496228097i ain't certified but that's never stopped me
>>496228221m'lord you did it, you saved the kingdom once more
>no instant popoh...okay....
>>496227758shush now>>496227797i forgor to update the chara things and i probably got paused cuz of triangle
has anyone ever actually responded to that knight RP'er guy in these threadsi see him post all the time and no-one ever responds to him, kind of cringe
>>496225673It's not enough that I not tilt. I want others to get mad, to actively ruin their experience
>>496228097me
>>496228478thats a new accusation, did you figure out your old schizo methods werent working?at least youre trying to keep it fresh
>>496228143I can understand that, you just need to have more situational awareness and weigh your options if it's safe to use analyzed Bioblasteri.e. is your team with you brawling or are you all by yourself? Just keep in mind MCH has little to no mits aside from maybe its turret if you would even consider that as one.Distance is your best friend as a MCH
>>496227969EB STATUS?
>>496228637I do, and I even complimented him ingame for his posts. I don't need to respond and give a You every time he posts, though.
>>496228485I've got two university degrees and speak 4 languages.I STILL needed to get this fucking shitty ass warehouse job.
>>496228560Holy moly I love this middie so much it's unreal
>>496228637he said after someone replied to him
>>496228637oh man you're gonna feel soooooooooo stupid when you look a few posts above yours.......
>>496228637I gave him a pet I think he is cool
>>496228612>3 minute stomp against 0/4 keyboard droolers
>>496226094this dude is actually really fucking good on monk so i tolerate his existence
>>496228736>2 degree warehouse gruntLMAO in what? women's science?
>>496228637I think he's cool. A bit stupid sometimes, but he's genuine.
>>496228708Single but also probably ugly for most of this general, as I play male highlander.
>>496228678>younot who you think i am, but that image is skeeve af
>>496228637I like him but like most good posters I don't have anything to reply to them with
>>496228612Why are you showing off when the other team clearly didn't know what they're doing here? That reaper put in a lot more work than you, BTW.
>>496228736I just know this nigga's Canadian
>>496222845i will wait for 4 man content but i always instapull in alliance raids, where at that point it's not about the new players in the cutscenes, it's about pussy ass tank sissies scared of pulling the boss. i'll instapull that shit and run into the group any day of the week
>>496228560hey that's a cool post but why is your avatar attached to it?
>>496228637He's genuinely better than every ebin and avatar whore that posts
Niggas wake up at 10am to seethe at a mario party game mode with no rankings on the line
>>496227693Wait a minute who do you think I am.
>>496228823Graphic Design and History.Yeah, I know, History, but come the fuck on Graphic Design should have been enough for stable work, and yet look at this shit.>>496229000Nowhere close, I'm european and not even a native english speaker.
>>496228884How do you feel about unprotected sex with a fiddie?
>>496228892damn thats crazy dude you should ask me if i care
>>496229096>I'm europeanDamn, is the job market that bad there too?
>>496228671This moonboy is forklift certified? That makes my moonie wet
>>496228353MOONIE FEET HAPPENING
>>496226034is that my wife angelina
>>496229096Graphic design takes skill to actually find work + a good portfolio
Erp gangbangs are lame. Just a conga line of mooks repeating the same general script.
>>496228560Something something my femra something something
>>496229280Yeah people should just do it to me irl instead
>>496220692Same
>>496229293Something something femra send me a /tell something something
>>496229128...neat.>>496229197APPARENTLY.>>496229265Yeah, and 5 years of experience minimum in every single position unless you want to be an intern paying for the privilege of doing someone's work.
Can I come home yet
>>496228736Do you have a funny accent? I’ll pay you $400/ month to be my maid. You get free room and board too. American here, obviously.
>>496229061oh no one in particular actually, I just typed what came to mind.your anonymity is safe with me...
>>496229096AI. Wrong degree at the wrong time bro sorry
>>496229420>neatSame here. Interesting!
CRYSTALCASUAL CC @ 10:50 ET
>>496229260unfortunately not anon I'm nobody's wife except the one guy i definitely didn't forge papers for
>>496229418something something runs away aaaaaaaaa
>>496229493holy shit that's fast based
my crush is doing rouls with a rando and not me even though i asked if they wanted to do them with me
>>496229543not you dumbass im talking about the girl in the image
>>496228934nah i had fun anyways :D>>496228804they tried
>>496229265>+ a good portfolioThat's why I haven't gotten anything with my computer science degree. You're supposed to treat it as a full time job creating shit just to get a job
>>496229549Catches with a net I won't bite too much you're free to poke me whenever you like!!
>>496228560THANK YOU, LEFIDDIE FIDUSS!
>>496229654>That's why I haven't gotten anything with my computer science degreeDon't worry bro, development jobs are gonna be back on the menu soon now that they're cutting rates
>>496229654think about it from the employers perspective, too many people have gone through school cause "i wanna work for computers" and its not even hard to slide by and get a degree, they want to make sure the guy theyre hiring isnt one of those who has never done work on his own time outside of class projects. filters out a lot of the retards and indians
2 hrothgals in this CC match lord have mercy I'm about to BUST
>>496229196a blue collar warehouse monkey 40 year old hick pedophile who posts on 4chan 16 hours a day. at least you own it, swysster
>>496229813and not a single woman lol
>>496223814It was gaelicatnip spray!
>>496229015what does this post have to do with xiv?
>>496229772>Layoffs from may to novemberIve never felt worse in my life
>>496229619idk i saved it like years ago bro
>>496229479I've been working on a more specialized photography portfolio, as those positions seem to be doing better after the advent of AI than just straight graphic design. That and I've always wanted to get a job that makes me travel often. I'm not sure how realistic those expectations are, but if all else fails, I'll keep it as a hobby participating in contests for the occasional price and instead go into security, since I've been crushing the gym and that's a better prospect than fucking forklift operator.FINAL FANTASY XIVAREN'T DARK KNIGHTS SUPERCOOL BROS?!
my moonie just wiped to e9n
>>496229614my crush just plays CC all day and I don't touch that shit at all
>>496230034this moonie still loves hroths
>>496229465Good you will never know. I win.
>>496230034THIS MOONIE IS FUCKING RETARDEDBLACKLIST AND RESCUE INTO AOES ON SIGHT
>>496230108yeah but your actual crush is waiting for you btw................... just letting you know...........
>>496229832im impressed that you didnt manage to hit a single accurate insult after cramming half a dozen of them into one sentence
>>496229984
>>496229808If 4 years of education isn't enough then your onboarding sucks ass
>>496229654because cs degrees even from great schools barely teach you anything about actual software """engineering""". and besides, there are hundreds of thousands of cs grads every year now, youre all functionally the same, you need something to differentiate yourself. having something on github that isnt a school project shows some level of independence.t. senior software engineer, ive done over 100 interviews over my career
act your age
How’s this for a deal: regen healers do 30% more dmg than shield healers. Sge/SCH shields now stack
THE GOAT IS BACK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NfO6EgNMzothis nigga makes the best content on erp troons
>>496216419>You use PEMDAS stupid ass and Multiplication comes before Division.I know you're shitposting but some people unironically think this and that bothers me
>>496230398Wouldn't this apply to you as well?
>>496229984They're the coolest for sure. In fact I was just looking through some art trying to find ideas for some cool DRK screenshots.
CRYSTAL CASUAL CC @ 2:20 ETCRYSTAL CASUAL CC @ 2:20 ETCRYSTAL CASUAL CC @ 2:20 ET(My last call)
>>496230398my wol moonie is canonically 15
>>496230169My crush is a fiddie. They are very patient creatures
I sign up for kino and neither tank has LB bound, classic
won that one so hard my shit exploded>>496230434shield healers are now unplayable unless you strictly need to clutch an LB3
>>496230520
>>496230039is this a callout post i feel like i know who this is
>>496230538uoooh cat belly erotic chest and belly erotic needs impregnation correction
>>496230398At what point do you stop being a punching bag because you have to be the bigger person
>>496230470x = .99999910x = 9.9999910x - x = 99x = 9x = ...1?
>>496230434>Sge/SCH shields now stack>the one thing stopping every PF retard from spamming double shield is now gone and WHM falls off the face of the earth (based but still fuck you desu)good job retard
>>496230716erm wheres ur repeating sign
It didn't pop... did I miss that queue...
>>496230863It should have been impliedI know your kind cant read but is intuition also a no go?
>>496230886got split i think
>>496230690I guess, now...
>>496230753Dying to raidwides isn’t what’s gatekeeping most PF groups from clearing m4s. It’s having to do sunrise at all, retard.
I saw a cute thighlander in my roulettes, and I would like to share their plate with the thread.
>>496230586>I sign up for kinoPic unrelated
>>496230957sorry but your post is false try again with proper notation next time
>>496231062disappointing post
>>496230341>>496230396
tfw zadnor is dead so spamming normal raids is faster than spawning CEs for relic books now Kill me dudes I knew I should have done bozja when it was current content
New bread where sisters?
>PLD in friendliesTime to queue down.
>>496231113Just like that manchild slop trial yeah
>>496231035wifebut respectfully
>>496231067sorry I only deal with whites or asians
>>496231157Its gonna be even deader soon, sis.
>>496231162yeah this is stupid
>>496231162As sweet a scrub quote
>>496231162>pld>mnk>mchI see why no one queues this shit except these mazed autists
>SCH in friendliesYep I'm stopping.
>>496231162i've been wanting to sit down and lab anti-pld strategies beyond extremely basic stuff but it's hard to get in ideal conditions since you need 3 people at the minimum
>>496231035you post some variation of this every couple days
>>496231237Same, but only East Asians. And female.
>>496231424>>496231424>>496231424
>>496231349give that one a shot in english
>>496230398What's my age again
>>496231121As I said. Shitty onboarding. Very few other fields require you to study and create content full time for the luxury of being employed
>>496231393the sch queues will continue until morale improvest. not playing cc right now
>xivg player in queueYep I’m stopping.
>>496231162>>496231304>>496231392Cmon you can just counter them
>PCT in friendlies time to queue down
>>496231468Aw sweet a scrubquote in xivg. There ya go is that better?
>>496231471ok i smiled
>>496231434I really, really, really like thighlanders. And I like to share their plates when I find good ones.
