Use this one unless you wish to behave womanlyPrevious thread: >>496250594>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC and PS5 where players fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy. Players wage war on a number of contested planets, each with a different environment, completing as many objectives as possible within a procedurally generated area while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful operations a planet can be completely liberated, and the player base must cooperate to try to liberate the entire galaxy by focusing and combining their efforts as much as possible.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is the origin of the setting and basic gameplay formula of HELLDIVERS 2. The major difference is that HELLDIVERS is a top-down shooter, its mechanics being based primarily on Arrowhead's previous game Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Helldivers_Wikihttps://helldiverstrainingmanual.com/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://helldivers.io/https://invadersfromplanet.space/helldivers-2/>NEWSSept 17: 1.001.100 Patch https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/7147864422081646859Sept 18: 1.001.101 Hotfix https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/4679892274002466936Sept 19: Chemical Agents https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnHr4URSXis [Open]Sept 24: 1.001.102 Patch https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/4679892274020252124>CURRENT WARBONDSept 19: Chemical Agents https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnHr4URSXis
Your fellow Helldivers continue the fight for managed democracy. Join them.
>promoting alcoholism to childrenshame Swedish behaviour
please leave a bump to bring down the splitranny thread
destroyer radios: ONon board the keeper of the starshttps://youtube.com/watch?v=Yv2ezvZ__dM
Total botnigger death.
>>496315964
Oh god, Shelt is a fucking colorful tundra biome. Yeah no wonder people are having trouble there, that biome is actual hell.
>>496316019why don't we ever do it, then?>>496316037i did some yesterday it it was nice
splitranny fuming rn
Home...
>>496316113cityscape biome still in development please understand
>majority playerbase on shelt all dayWas building a space station all it took for bugdivers to realize bots aren't that bad?
>>496316007This but the flutenigger doxxing xemself with a backyard image 200 meters from a one of a kind restaurant
>>496316114KEK
>bot MO
>>496316007
>>496316332
>>496316204Bots are pretty easy all things considered. Can take any strat against them and have a good time
>ATTENTION EVERYONE : I am currently drinkingI kneel, Piles
>>496316545here's one i made myself
>>496316648they also made the best free games
spray it don't say it
so i told flutey>i'm gonna grab the rockets>slideee and dodge all the laser bullets>SUBMERGE MYSELF IN SHALLOW WATER (her name has "water" in it)>get out of the water>jump OVER the tank>put three rockets in its backside and one more for good measure>and then spin around really fast>JUST LIKE HOW I DO WITH YOU>>496316228i posted an in n out too. we like going there when we touch back down on SUPER EARTH
>>496316694>freei don't know where that came from
>>496316663neat
>clans not even out yet and the general already has namefag dramaWe're so fucking cooked. RIP to the anons who just want to talk about the game and play some missions together.
shoutout to the 3 different people who have posted itt
jesus, the schizo is worse than i thought lmaohe's a playstation player from what i gathered as well?anyway threadly reminder to apply for Clan Leader.https://forms.gle/qe4jgNqfa1X6ZpqS7applications close on sunday
>>496316942>he's a playstation player from what i gathered as well?Which schizo? You have to be specific.
>>496316941Thanks, niggerfaggot. It was fun to stomp your troonsplit into the ground right after that little "well what are you gonna le do about it :)" troonout in the previous thread.
>>496316204No, they just want to try to "protect" their investment by securing a nearby planet while it's still got fresh post-defense liberation.
>>496316942he’s on PC with an Xbox controller, go and look on arch at some of the webms he’s posted for the button prompt popups.in his defense if you’re going to max out at D3 you might as well get comfy with a controller even when a mouse and keyboard is available
If clans are revealed to be small as fuck, i hope we'll have the common sense to divide them by timezones
>>496317087OH YEAH
>>496317087you really took that hard huh im going to be honest dude you are genuinely unnerving
>>496317040the splitfaggot>>496317139yikes
>>496317230Haha the beloved drawfag doesn't like you.
>>496317187>managed to forget your gay little imagejust kill yourself already, you can't even avatarfag properly
I truly hope the Space Station has nothing to do with clans so all this discussion dies out for a while.
>live in LA>autistic because of late pregnancy mother and fluoride tapwater>have imaginary girlfriend>live a sad lonely life>ritually post about my imaginary girlfriend on 4chin>hated by other lonely autists>cant even play my favorite games with them anymoreWhy is everyone so womanly :(
>>496317267flutroon you can either schizo out or samefag but you can’t do both
>>496317230I'm not one to treat niggers like people. You will either behave yourself or be superbly fucked with.
>>496317568TELL 'EM
>Haven't played the game for a few months because all my friends quit>Check out the general because it was on the front pageJesus christ, this place went to shit.
>>496317568>superbly fucked with what
>>496317267I'm not him, just love the cute style. I'd like to say that I have no opinion about the fluteposter. But if someone decides to fuck with the OP, it's the duty of every decent regular to set things straight and spite the splitranny with extreme force.
>>496317831now this is a manly man
For me it's the mech. There's a lot of stratagems in HELLDIVERSâ„¢2 but none quite compare to the mech. Mech. Please buff the mech.
>>496317730It's just 2 or 3 anons having synced up spergouts. It will cool down when actual people wake up to post lobbies.
flutroon im going to bed but I promise that if /hdg/ is around 700 posts when I wake up I’ll split it again just for you
>>496318028take that up with them. it was nice seeing a flutey OP
>>496317952I think if they let us take both mechs they would be a lot better. "Missing" 2 stratagems isn't that awfull if you are permenantly in a mech.They probably need a few extra buffs but it would be a good start.
>>496317959>splittroon needs to be pacified by his little games KEK it keeps getting better.
>>496318192ANON NO! THINK ABOUT PERFORMANCE!!
what the fuck is wrong with youtubers
>>496317952>cockpit view>engineer backpack that, among other things, can replenish and fix mechs>laser, flame, and arc mechsa man can dream
>>496317912
we uh we really need that 4-man vehicle with the two machine guns on the side and the big cannon
>>496318147>>496318217im going to split it again flutroon! im going to use one of your images as the OP! everyone will know! everyone!
>>496318387>dvd logobased
>>496318227>they don't make mechs great becouse of performance>fog, dust and rain are all super duper important despite eating up performanceI hate sweden.
>>496318401be my guest. use the in n out one pls that's one of the newer outfit sets they released
>>496318389>*explodes before some foliage clipped inside the armor*
>>496318518it's OK we got twenty reinforcements
>>496318515you have to catch every split flutroon. you can’t sleep, you have to counterbake every single one. otherwise, you know what will happen.
>>496318645i didn't make this thread and only make them once in awhile, but i said go ahead fukken lel what more do you want, woman?
>splitranny seethe level: completely off the scaleAmazing. Ignore splitranny threads.
>>496317952Part of the problem is that mech just walks all over low difficulties and is helpless at higher difficulties unless you really know what you're doing. This could be solved with Super Destroyer upgrades that increase the HP/armor and ammo count.
>>496315302Pile posted this. He's in these threads.
>>496318782>>496318807they’re laughing at you flutroon. they’re laughing at you in the splits you didn’t catch. the ones you can’t see.
>Shelt>Attacking a Fortress alone>Always wary of these because I fucking hate annihilator turrets and don't want to be sniped into a ragdoll into death>Team comes barreling through, attracting everything under the sun>Can't reliably attack the fortress anymore>Punt in orbitals and RR shots on things that really need it>Finally resistance has lessened enough to actually explore the fort>Some shit raider off in a corner that was firing his bazooka at a wall fires off a signal flare>Fuck, we're out of reinforcements and 2 people are dead>Rush through and take out the remaining fabricators>Gunship patrol passes overhead, go prone outside the fortress to avoid attracting their attention>They pass, wait until they're out of range, then poke my head back in the fortress to take out the factory strider dropped off there before moving on>Suddenly get pelted with five fucking gunship patrol volleys, get gibbed and my torso launched into the stratosphere>Somehow the fucking gunships heard me and doubled back>Mission failure
>>496319012we're already aware you're the /hg/tranny
>>496316830
>>496318986thanks for the shoutout, pilesdstdsts
>based anti-namefag thread deletedyou all need to kys
>>496319167Girl, you need to go to sleep. You're being cranky! Or is it PMS?
>>496318921Mechs are paper bags against bots but near indestructable vs bugs.Bots one hit kills:>cannon towers>tanks(barrager rockets and the big cannon)>strider cannon>chicken rocketsAnd then you also got all the normal rockets that can severly damage it.Meanwhile bugs one hit kills:>charger stomp attack (easily dodgeable)>biletitan spit or stomp (easily dodgeable)
>>496319234get a job
>>496319071>>496319234ive already split another one flutroon. you better go jannie that one up too. they’re laughing at you already.
>>496319415holy moly mindbroken beyond belief
ENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUGHEVERYBODY, SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT NAMEFAGS AND TRANNIES
>>496319415Rent free.
>>496319310>huge fuckass cannon and giant rocket 1-shots my mechayeah? that's how it should be you mongoloid
>>496319513>>496319614the whole /hdg/ discord is laughing at you flutroon. they are laughing and making memes of you and flutey! Chuckling! At your expense!
>>496319880if the /hdg/ discord was doing that then why are they all posting in a flutey thread
>>496319693I didn't say it shouldn't you third grade reading comprehension level ape.Also, reactive armor and AMS when?
>>496319880You have no friends.
Democracy fills my sample containers!
>>496319928>>496320012i'm from the discord and can confirm we are laughing at you
>>496320038For me, it's prosperity.
>>496319880Meds.
>>496319942>reactive armor and AMSTaras pls
>>496320156kek
Joel, where's my fucking MO. I have a >bot MO pic to post
erm..... why is the personal order for scout striders when only reinforced ones show up on d10...
>>496320106>>496320012they are posting kekw’s at you flutroon! kekw stickers! and gifs! they’re going to split your thread again flutroon!
have you fucks even come up with a name yet?
>>496320296because if you play d10 you have no need for medalsthey're handouts for weaker players
>>496319880cool, but none of those are me ;)
>>496320247>while you were making room for the space station, bug numbers have grown! kill x number of bugs, helldivers! joeeeeeeel out
>>496320353Surströmming-1
>"womanly" tranny on one side>splitranny on the otherwow, you're both fucking insufferable
>>496320038My sample container just has sandwiches, juice packs and crayons.
>>496320432>>womanlyFeeling called out?
>>496319108saved
>>496320364>less than a month before Liberty Day>at least 3 MOs to complete the DSSIf they want to inaugurate the station for L-day, they better avoid filler MOs
>>496320432thanks i try my best
>>496320561I have a few more
stop arguing about trans people and come play helldivers d10 bugssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241462621132/76561197961045704
>bugsnot going
>>496320707
>>496320745Unless it’s with Flutey, Hero of the Federation and Drawfriend then I’m not interested ;)
>>496320745I'm scared to join this lobby as the schizos have me on edge.
>>496320353name it HEETH TEETH or something. something with one of the planets
>>496320985we are 3/4 frenly people. no drama. :)
>>4963203534-e Raumchudflotte "Klee"
>>496321057what da hell
>>496320745pool is closed.
You think we'll ever be able to talk to the Service Technician again? We haven't been able to since EoF.
Good morning I hate Swedes.
>>496321535cardboard armor is the least of mech's problemsthe real problem is a shitty scopes and a fucking fog everywhere, while bots fully ignore it at all
Goddamn nonstop noob shit tonight.
>>496320247Joel hasn't started MOs while a planetary defense is up lately. It just kind of 100% results in those defenses failing, rather than him holding the carrot out with the idea it's able to be eaten, when the reality is it's not at all since it's attached to a sting.
Consider the following: 4 stubborn mech players at an objective with all of them refusing to get out of their mech to use the terminal
>>496323506https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpzGTQhcYuksound fun!
>finally bit the bullet and swtiched from heavy to medium armor against bots>zero change in surviabiltiy but I'm way faster nowheavybros... we got fucked over again...
>>496323506This happens like 50% of the times I play geo survey with /hdg/. Nobody wants to get off their perch to hit the terminal at the end.
>>4963207453/4 again
>>496324041Heavy is at its best when you wear the bubble backpack since it inherits your damage reduction and armor passive.
>>496320745Full.
Is 3 scavengers in a coat one of ours? He's joined a few of my non-posted games and is pretty cool. The name is pretty funny too.
>>496324558why not ask him in the chat instead of namedropping in case he's ours
>>496324041Gotta go extra padding with vitality and shield now
here's your new squadmate bro
>>496324753she looks like she definitely fucks human men
>>496324753I'm sure she'll get along just fine with the rest of the team
>>496324592Because I want the drawfriend to draw 3 scavengers in a trench coat pretending to be a helldiver.
>Bots drop off a factory strider almost right on top of the team>Have essentially one shot to take it out before it shreds the team>Take the shot>Hear its death cryBueno.
Ragdolling is fun!
>>496326335That was pretty funny desu
>>496326335I love this biome but fuck man those puff shrooms make me so very upset>constantly blocking LOS>gross sounding>8 gorillian round in the air means they are always popping>wierd as fuck hit box so firing over them pops them as well
>>496326335It's amazing that the "killed by" message is still completly wrong this long after release
>>496327295he got blasted by a strider's rocket, not shroom
>>496327380they haven't fixed the sequence of animations when joining someone on another planet either, it still plays the arrival before the FTL jump
>>496326335Me giving the thumbs up
>>496326335>Getting ragdolled into a firing line of heavy devs.I'd rather the rocket that launched me into them just killed me instead.
>>496326335they should make jump packs to get out of that and also holes (i fell in one yesterday)
>that low quality jpeg on the terminalwhat the fuck is wrong with arrowhead
>>496316942So PS players are a no?Because I happened to...
>>496328717if youre pleasant to play with, bantz with, then no one cares if you play on PS or not.
ggsI love firebombings
>>496328875I played with /bfg/ so I take it as a yes.And I realized I went full retard as this is just clan leader application form
>>496328619that's what make it extra funny. He was about to crash into a big rock and would've most likely died from impact, but the hulk's cannons or something killed his momentum and popped him up like a clay pigeon for target practice
>>496316942Why is anyone bothering to apply to be a clan leader in some autistic form. I'm just gonna join whoever lets me, I'd prefer not joining one where some autist was "elected" to be the clan leader. I've been on 4chan for more than a decade and that shit doesn't work ever, you just make one and jump clans if drama happens.
>>496329793It's probably just going to be whoever makes the clan first.But if i don't recognize him from lobbies i won't join.
>>496320745gg anons, thanks for joining me.
>>496330308GGs, thanks for hosting and shutting down the thread drama.
fuck cannon towers and fuck arrowhead
Is there any actual proof of clans being a thing or are people just speculating based off of the space station?
>>496330582text strings in the leaks indicate a correlation between the spehs stashon and the clan system
>>496330434you need 1 adequate RR or spear user
>>496330434based
>>496329387>55 damage
>>496330861i knew theyll add the classic armor
>>496330943>capacity 30disgusting
>>496330943It's an old picture, it will probably be put up to liberator level. At the same time, it is sweden so they might accidentally release the wrong version that still has 55 damage..
>>496331130After brapbond I'm convinced they'll never release one that's decent out of the gate.
>>496330434Bro imagine cannon towers but instead of the single shot cannon they have those quadguns from those tank that kill you fast, it would shot without any wind up and it would also turn faster wouldn't that be hilarious haha
>>496330434IVOTEDMANAGED DEMOCRACY 2024
>>496321057"Kuma Pants""Skat Bay Enthusiasts""Skitter Faggots""Shete Myself""Maw Nuts""Ratch Over My Shaft"
>>496331203Brapbond is my favorite, solely for the stim gun.Gas grenades are pretty good too i guess.
Someone lob me a lobby
Why does this game attract so many third-worlders with zero communication skills and people with unchecked mental illnesses and behavioral problems? When I accidentally enabled crossplay, I quickplayed into missions where the host genuinely sounded like a retard over the mic.
>>496331591I like those, but everything else is kinda bad in my opinion and most others seem to agree. How often do you see divers with sterilizer and dog breath?
>>496331646becauseit'spvepvp games get people with a different set of retardation
>>496331643D10 BUGSsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241462621132/76561197961045704
>>496331736Failed to join
>>496331736full
>>496331829>not even 10 seconds and already fullAlive game much?
>>496331646>muh commsI won't talk or listen to you if I can avoid itping feature works
>>496331690Most other warbonds only see 1 or 2 things from it being used either.
>>496331736you hungry hobos, 2 fucking minutes.alive general alive game.
>>496321057Helldudes Tendies Factory
>>496331920
>>496331928I'm not disagreeing, but I hate that trend. Imagine if we got one that's as good as Democratic Detonation or Steeled Veterans. Putting the whole community into a medal farming frenzy. That's where I want to be.
>>496328670What's the problem??
>>496331920That is still communicating. I did not mean "get on the mic and tell me everything you're doing or going to do for the next 40 minutes". Nobody wants that with randoms. Not saying to constantly ping things either, but at least use the feature to help your team out or whatever.