Previous: >>496604520>Download - https://hsr.hoyoverse.com/en-us/home>2.5 Preview Page - https://act.hoyoverse.com/sr/event/e20240830version-2zj3e2/index.html>Version 2.5 Trailer — "Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYOkcSlmjDEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8xr7__k1xo>Lingsha Trailer — "Burning Scent of Home"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyS-McxYXpUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xrr9F4bih3c>Current Character Banners: (Feixiao, Kafka, Black Swan, Robin + Moze, Asta, Luka) - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/32661409>Current Light Cone Banners: I Venture Forth to Hunt (The Hunt), Patience Is All You Need (Nihility), Reforged Remembrance (Nihility), Flowing Nightglow (Harmony) - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/32661628>New Drip Marketing:>Rappa (5* Imaginary Erudition) - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/32521040>Redeemable Codes - https://hsr.hoyoverse.com/giftAA2G7664C2RXSTARRAILGIFTXRPTL1P7K5H8WCM25RWG44W62FeixiaoFilesFeixiao0910FeixiaoGeneral>/hsrg/ Tools & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/hsrg-resources-14>/hsrg/ Thread Templatehttps://rentry.org/hsrg-thread-template-14
I'm using the on time thread
Why are you niggers so shit at OP Variety?
>>496624286The fuck is this OP?
Oldest HSR character?
>>496624286On topic thread
>>496624556Zandar
>Why did the chicken cross the road?>I think... it's because it's afraid of what's behind it but still pushes forward anyways.
>>496624286YOU ABSOLUTE DEGENERATE MONSTER WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY PET????
>>496624481It's all Hertaschizo's fault
>>496624481Blame Hertaschizo. He instilled this culture of having to fight for OPs. Recently it’s gotten worse as every thread is being made at the 740 mark
I weep for the retarded.
>>496624286uh bros, isn't this the pet we were given in the last event? why are we getting a recipe for it, pets aren't for eating...
>>496624689>>496624725Hertaschizo broke you
>>496624624This is why Firefly is the most cringe character
>>496624624That doesnt make sense, try again
Surprise!
>SEASON THE MEATCut up Fuyuan (or use Fuyuan legs and other cuts). Place the pieces in a large bowl. Season with salt, pepper, juniper berries, oregano, olive oil, and crushed garlic cloves. Rub the seasoning into the meat and set aside for 15 minutes (or place in the fridge overnight) to marinate.>PAN-FRY THE MEATSprinkle all-purpose flour over a baking sheet. Coat the Fuyuan meat in the flour, discarding the excess. Place a large skillet over high heat and add four tablespoons of olive oil. Pan-fry the meat in two batches, making sure not to overcrowd the pan. Cook for 3-4 minutes per side, or until beautifully golden-brown. Transfer to a plate. Discard the oil and place the same skillet back on high heat. Save the herbs from the marinade for later use.>BOIL THE WINEAdd the white wine to the same skillet. Stir well with a spoon to scrape out the flavorful bits from the bottom of the pan. Bring the wine to a boil, then simmer for 3-4 minutes to evaporate the alcohol. Transfer to a small bowl and set aside.>COOK THE VEGETABLESPlace a cast iron Dutch oven over medium-low heat. Peel the celery, carrots, and onion, and cut them into larger chunks. Add butter to the pot along with the prepared vegetables. Cook for 5 minutes, stirring occasionally. Add the all-purpose flour and tomato paste. Stir and cook for 3-4 minutes to let the flour cook.>COOK THE STEWAdd dried porcini mushrooms, olives, capers, and herbs (thyme, sage, parsley, and a bay leaf) to the pot. Gradually pour in the vegetable broth (or water) and white wine, stirring continuously to incorporate the flour into the liquid. Add the pan-fried Fuyuan meat, reserved herbs from the marinade, and bring to a boil. Lower the heat, cover with a lid, and simmer for 1 hour. Remove the lid, add prunes, and cook uncovered for another 30-40 minutes, or until the meat is tender and juicy.Serve Fuyuan stew with a glass of mung bean soda and you have the classic Filipino dish!'
I need directions for the Tuskpir festival!
>>496624829You know I'm right
>>496624829I don’t really care about him but it’s just annoying how we have the worst bakers on the board
>>496624624I still don't get what she meant by that, even TB's basic bitch asnwer was better
Perish
>>496624861>Fuyuan>Made of smoke
>>496624745>why are we getting a recipe for itIf we can get a recipe for cake cats, we can get a recipe for tuskpir wrap
>>496622871TB's relationship with Sampo is a slow burn that will progress over several years until his 5* alt releases in 2036, you're even given one (uno) option to be nice to him in the next event
Why hagswan has a belt on her head too?
not using the pagfly threadnuh uh not me
>>496624947Gluhwurmchen...
>>496624829Certain someone broke you even more!
>>496624624It crossed the road because it detected a pitbull rapidly approaching its location and chose the wheels over the maw of a pit
your threadly dose sir
>>496625036It's to pull on it during intercourse
>>496624725or one of the faggots that make threads can stop being autistic
>>496625036It's a test to see if you would look at anything other than her tits.
>>496625116they will waste her on a 4* kit won't they
Any Star Rails for this feel?
Hertaschizo has gone missing
>>496625189Ruan Mei
More Firefly when?
>>496625116You will not manage to post this for 6 months straight
>Msot wemon are cbaaple of sierctneg csonilerdaby mroe mlik tahn ndeeed by a siglne ifnant. The rugleitaon of milk ssnhteyis is qtuie efifinect (anorud 800 mL/day).>The naomrl dilay pdoruicotn of svilaa veiras bweeten 0.5 and 1.5 lerits. The wlohe usntamileetd silvaa folw rtae is arpopxitemaly 0.3-0.4 ml / min. This rate dceraeess to 0.1 ml / min dirung selep and icnersaes to auobt 4, 0-5, 0 ml / min dnuirg etanig, cehwnig and ohter smitaluitng acveyitiis.>Dialy loss in swaet is auobt 400 ml for an aludt. The haet lsos can be qiute singicafint bsecaue trhee is a loss of 0.58 kcal for eervy ml of wtear eavropated. The mxaumim rtae of swtaieng is up to 50 ml/min or 2000 ml/hr in an aclciamtiezd adlut. On agareve hevower - only 1L per day, and, due to its fast epovatarion and msot of it dispapeanirg - teherfore:>800ml of mmaarmy mlik + 1L aevgare of silvaa and + 50 ml/min or 2000 ml/hr dnriug inetsne paisychl ecirxese = 2800mL average, aussnimg Besonmroi Mei is swaetnig for 30 mueitns for any rsoean...>Weatr cumsonpiton miinumm: Aubot 15.5 cpus (3.7 lrteis) of fuldis a day for men>3700mL - 2800mL = 900mL of usnitafseid tihsrt>Feryfli Mei has 2 bdoeis >>> 2800mL * 2 = 5600mL (aevgare)>non-peragnnt and 1 sex per day hivang Besonmroi Mei is cabalpe of sytifsniag daily thirst of 1.5 Cuslaees!!
>>496625189Bonsenmori
C&C
>>496624927you have to understand /vg/ is a newfag board, some posters here don't even recognize divegrass
>>496625189>>496625231>>496625289
>>496624930>People sleep because their dreams are more comforting than real life and they dont want to wake up from them to the real worldWhat's difficult to understand about this? How does this make less sense than TB's nonsensical answer? Is this opposite day? Fuck you!
>>496624286>Introduce something as a meal>Give it to you later on as a petWhy
Imagine succulent tuskpir ribs, marinated in a sweet and tangy glaze that caramelizes to perfection on the grill. The meat falls off the bone, infused with a blend of smoky spices and hints of garlic. Served alongside creamy coleslaw and cornbread, each bite delivers a burst of flavor, leaving you craving more. The ultimate comfort food experience awaits!The rich, savory marinade, featuring apple cider vinegar, brown sugar, and a touch of mustard, creates a perfect balance of sweetness and tang. Shredded and piled high on a toasted bun, it's topped with zesty pickles and a drizzle of tangy BBQ sauce. Paired with crispy fries, this dish is the ultimate indulgence for any tuskpir meat lover.
8 hours and 58 minutes left
>>496625184don't worry, she's already confirmed to be a 5*
STOP EATING ANIMALSVIVA LAS VEGANS
>>496625289Based.
>>496624946Kill yourself.
>>496625184ofcourse they do. Its wormshit impact after all. Its a miracle xilonen survive and still pretty strong after beta
What have they done with me bros
>>496625508ass: flatteneddamage: nonexistant
>>496625421Did this cosplay cost 30$? It looks so fucking shit, look at all the fucking folding, disgusting, NEVER post 3dp again
Honkeks...
>>496625235Rerun after the Brappa patch
>>496625421need this to fart in my mouth
>>496625369That's just plain wrong though? It's not why people sleep and I really doubt anyone that isn't suicidal goes to sleep without looking forward to waking up, especially since a dream can never compare to reality
imagine the smell
>2.6 line count>SU expansion>Ruan Mei: 6Would this be a new Ruan Mei occurence for the new expansion?
>>496625421imagine the smell
>>496625508at least she has nice toes
>>496625558Please understand, latex is fucking expensive.
>>496625585I don't know what this is.
>>496625421bro... her banner isn't until wednesday
>>496624324even I think this gen is a bit ridiculous, but here we go
>>496625585Natlan will make me homeless
Bronya SEX
How the fuck did they make so many banger characters for Penacony and then proceed to release a string of flops right afterwards?
>>496625617>burning scent of homeI can emulate this by lighting my farts on fire
>>496625617Give me more navels, Hoyo.
>bangerI'm ZOOOOOOOOOOOMIN!
>>496625813uninspired xianzhousloppa
TB is canonically retarded
>>496625421retard
hot sex with jibg yuan
>>496625813Why do you hate your home, the glorious Luofu?
>>496625613Congratulations on never being depressed
Pure fiction results onegai>35000 Acheron, Kafka, Ruan Mei, Huohuo>31000 Firefly, Himeko, HMC, Gallager
>>496625892Schizophrenic*
Is it a good time to return to this game? I hate excessive Chinawank so I'm wondering if there's still a lot of patches till that's done with?
>>496625359>i cant get past those>thats my son>i had sex on this new years >ruan banjomori mei>a fucking banjo>bug meiwhich one will be her divegrass name?
>>496626001
>>496626001come back next month
>>496624286
>>496625745What are they feeding to chickens these days?
>>496626001There's like 5 ships and we're at the first.
>>496626001We have 3 weeks of Xianzhou slop left, after that it might be a patch or two of Penacony filler before we depart for the next planet
>>496626001Chinawank ended this patch thankfully
>>496626001Next patch is going back to Penacony, which is in 2 or so weeks
>>496625892I think you'll find that I'm retarded as a joke!
>>496625954oh right, post 'em niggers
>>496625813I'm convinced chinamen hate china
>>496626001eh I'm playing it to accumulate jades, I kinda appreciate the chinawank because I get to save up since I won't pull for any of the coming characters
>>496626040thats my son would be the best option but banjo deserves to be in a shallow grave NOT our divegrass team!!!
>>496625116>>496625146>>496625585>>496625594>>496626073can someone explain these posts?
Indulge your senses with our exquisite pastry cakes, where each slice is a celebration of flavor and artistry. Imagine a light, airy sponge cake layered with velvety buttercream, infused with the essence of rich vanilla and a hint of citrus. The top is adorned with luscious fresh berries, glistening like jewels, and a delicate drizzle of silky chocolate ganache that beckons you in for a bite.These Critter Pick are created and eaten alive to ensure maximum freshness and flavor, as the natural enzymes and juices are preserved. These Ruan Mei's creations can have a unique texture that some diners find appealing when prepared and served immediately. As you savor each mouthful, experience the harmonious blend of textures: the tender cake gives way to the creamy filling, while the tangy fruit adds a refreshing burst. Whether it's a classic chocolate decadence or a zesty lemon drizzle, our pastry cakes are crafted to evoke joy with every forkful, leaving you craving just one more slice.
>>496626120There's 6 and 3 others were destroyed, but we will probably visit anyways with time travel or memory magic
>>496625813ChinaThe very premise of the faction undermines any attempt Not because china bad, but because the xianzhou is unironically a bunch of hyphocrites
>>496625954Bit of a struggle, but good enough for meAll E0 except Fofo
>>496626227
>>496626227i think they're here because the sparkleposter trolled them dont quote me on that tho
>>496626227they're copying the firefly ritualposter in /gig%
Hating/loving on Aventurine/Firefly shouldn’t be your only personality. There’s other things to talk about beside those two
Man they are really hyping up this Emperor Rubert niggaI've never gotten his combo curios in DU, what happens there?
>>496626153
>>496626040a fucking banjo and bug mei are pre release shitposting KINO, the rest are post penacony slop and one is a shitpost one faggot reposts every other thread
>>496626227Attention seeking Genshin is doing very bad
>>496626227Some butthurt schizo from /gig/ that wants to make sure nobody who stopped playing genshin can escape that character
>>496626227Fireflychad mindbroke /gig/
>>496625745THANK YOU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>496626425I thought he was dead?
>>496626395it's probably the same faggot.
>>496625949I actually was as a teenager after realizing just how bleak the world and future are, even in a state of watching the days pass by because you feel unmotivated to do anything you still know that dreams are ultimately false and at most a brief respite
Anyone know why I have a super hard time speaking when I'm dreaming? I assume it's because it translates to me sleeptalking irl but it's very frustrating to be unable to communicate when I get to a good point.
>>496625745BUILT
you will never be a thread personality
>>496626501I doubt it, that anon has been posting firefly in that thread for months
>>496626153I hate this gamemode. Much more difficult than AS or MoC.
>>496626546FOR...
>>496626227Thank you for replying.We lost to /gig/ and Neuvilette mindbroke us, as a result, we are all kneeling to the supremacy of Neuvilette. Please reply to all Neuvilette posts in order to keep up the religious Neuvilette posting in /hsrg/.
>>496626492YesScrewlum led a rebellion on him
>>496626509>Seething so hard about Aventurine being a hated anal wormer that xir also seethe in dream
>>496626040Banjo Bug
>>496625745All the gangster rappers and r&b artists will hit up robin for a collab now
>>496626594HER
>>496626431What eidolons is 2nd side
>>496626407Well nyo....
>>496626227This is what you'd call self-referential humor.
>>496626448I don't really catch up with genshin every since the retarded protest from twitter players over a chink game not having dark skin characters, wtf happened now?
>>496626662COCK!!
>>496626407hating aventurine is justifiablehating on firefly is just troon/homofujo seethe
>>496626668e1s1 e1s0 e1s1 e6s0
>>496626642???
>>496626492He's gonna be resurrected for sure
>>496625745Who did she digest?
>>496626762It's the opposite
>>496626723Every character is built for Stelle's fat futa bat
>>496626715New region completely flopped doing less than hsr WITH the top up reset
>>496626709>FireGOD mindbroke some anon into becoming his mimic in another general
>>496626662Futa
>>496626815hes calling you a faggot, faggot.
>>496626762Ratroon…
>>496625745
>40k with yunli on side 1
I miss Hertaschizo
>>496625793Delete this yuri right now
>>496626762Notice how all second banners (and flopflop) did bad. They've always been nerfed in sales.
The only thing that could salvage the inevitable return to the Xianzhou in 3.x is Bailu's reverse reincartation alt
>>496626682>>496626762Now kiss
Tell me about your kinks
>>496625116>>496625585CLITLOLI
My girlfriend is so cute
>>496626709Jesus Christ, how dedicated are you to post this shit many times in a single day?
Glühwürmchenliebe!
>>496627017>Tentacles, Mpreg, Egglaying, Quadruple Amputation, Monsters specifically goblins, Mind Control, ugly bastard, forced prostitution I hope Moze and Caelus is ready…
>>496626583>godbin>ruanehara meizuhahow can you even compla-->fu brickn>e2 transblazerok nevermind
>>496626492yeah but the next big lore thing is finding his tomb on belobogguess why sampo needed his mask back
>>496626907>almost missed my 40k because dumb bitch cuckolia froze my yunli and fofo the waste of air space didn't do the needfulit was down to the very last action value
>>496627017I want to regress back to a child and get molested and reverse raped by a pedo onee-san or auntie
what team is rappa even useful in? she's break but firefly's team has no spot for her. is she firefly cope for those who missed her?
Need Topaz riding my fat fucking cock while Numby records and sells the tape
>>496626804Just asking, because I went with the same team, but Fofo instead of Fu and only got like 35kIt would be a lot better if the whole stage had ice weakness. I was even thinking of going with the ult cacophony instead of the follow-up one
>>496627287>blade chad is literally meholy based
>>496627017I am cursed with macrophilia and vore fetishes
>>496627287based
>>496627017The only thing I like more than confident women being brought down and humiliated is them bouncing back from that stronger than before
>>496627017I always had this phantasy where a pretty girl would poison me. And once I was laying on the ground writhing in pain she would start kicking me and making fun of me
>>496627290She is supposed to take Firefly's place but in PF.
>>496627218>rupert just so happens to be buried on the only planet in-game with a natural environmentfuck off you lazy sloppers make some new assets with all of the millions you rake in each month
>>496627414Nezzy...
>>496627287i don't remember posting this
>>496627017I just want to love a woman and be loved back without having to even think of the posibillity that she'll leave me one day
Taking bets, how badly will this end up?
>>496627564The millions go to marketing, funding research into non fossil fuel energy and their new cultivation CRPG
>>496627492>them bouncing back from that stronger than beforeCringe if they’re not permanently mindbroken
>>496627017Impregnating sleeping girls then watch them over time as they think they are just gaining weight and start exercising, then record their shocked expressions with hand over mouth when they realize the truth
>>496627670if you dont get Crit damage don't bother
Hertaschizo has never been more right.
>>496627669bro...
>>496627287>even in his manchild sexual fantasies the only women he knows are his family
>>4966276702101 hp
>paradox part 3 is coming outFinally, a good jrpg
>>496627049We know Sampo
>>496627787>>496627734It did get crit damage.
>assignment takes roughly 3 hours to finish normally>finishes it in half an hour and turn it in>still have another half an hour left before it's due>jerk offHeh, didn't even break a sweat.Honkai star rail
>>496627017small girls being physically and mentally overwhelmed
>mihoyo is now officially selling jinglius (and argentis) smell as perfumeWho would buy such a thing?
>>496627865kys
>>496627287(me)Good post.
>>496627779>are his familyI was refering to the doujin character archetypes. By me being a 10 year old child, my rapist can either be a 15-20 year old girl who is an "oneesan" or a 25-35 year old woman who is an "auntie" to my child-regressed self's eyes.
>>496627980I keep myself safe every day, thanks!
>>496627961i will buy the argenti one to be like me hero
With this set, 3 harmonies that can specifically target your hypercarry (Bronya, Sparkle, Sunday) and 3 Broken Keel planars you can achieve 84% Crit DMG just from external relic buffs alone.Assuming your Bronya and Sparkle have 107% Crit DMG (Lets be real, you'll have much more than that but for simplicity's sake) your hypercarry gets (37+71) + (84) = 192% Crit DMG. And that's without taking Sunday's kit and Sparkle's LC into account. Also, thanks to Sparkle's ult, Bronya E1, Bronya LC, and Sunday's LC you can be fully SP positive and go over the 7 SP limit if you mismanage your SP.Thoughts? Is Hypercarry back?
>>496627961Jingliu probably smells awful
Tuskpirs are so delicious bros....
>>496628115Woman don't smell, that implies impurity
>>496628093wind set still mogs lol
>>496628093nonext question?
>>496628093>this effect can stack up to 2.0 times
>>496628093Def Shred, Vulnerability and Res Pen bros...... we are so back
>>496628093>and 3 Broken Keel planarsWould the new 14% ATK planar be better? You'd reach diminishing returns with all that Crit DMG%. Best to balance out the stat distribution.
>>496627961Jingliu's smells like what? Old musk?Argenti's should be pretty fabulous, I'd buy it if I saw it in a store near me.
>>496628219Why do they hate Bronya so much? She wants to be included in the team too
Firefly love!
why are japs such shipfags?
>>496627961Where's my IPC perfume, two of them canonically use it
>>496628370kick Sundae out and get E1 Fu Xuan in for extra crit rate and crit damage, alongside sustaining
>>496628093>Effect can stack 2 times>Why not use 3 people with it!???
>>496628425They literally set them both up
>>496625359BUILT
>>496628425Shipfags Nippon are basedShipfags Western are Cringe, shrimple asI will NOT elabortae
>>496628093>84% Crit DMG just from external relic buffs alone.>This effect can stack up two timesNyo
>hypercarry in current yearlollmao
>>496627017Being turned into a retarded bimbo like picrel and forced to be a tradwife to some guy
I did what i could...
>>496627017pic related
>>496628093Is this unironically BiS on Gallagher outside of break? Like in Acheron team with slow Acheron you will have no problem using it on him.
>>496628551>thing japan :O
>>496627017birth
>>496628634B-B-B-B-B-B-BUILT
>>496628551
>>496628634Inb4 he replies to this one too
>>496628567Sneed...
>>496628634
>>496628585you didn't roll for cringexiao so you're good in my book
https://files.catbox.moe/n7nzk2.png
>>496628634built
>>496628425This artist is still set to draw Topaz and Aventurine fucking, I hope she hasn’t forgotten
>>496628780how is she cringe
This sexy snek is singlehandedly responsible for the death of Rappa
>>496628425Based nips
>>496628780Yeah no, she has nothing that appeals to me at all
>>496628634AND THIS! IS TO PENETRATE! EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!
>>496628194NO! No fried tuskpirNo cooked tuskpirNo blended tuskpirNo smoked tuskpirDefinitely do NOT eat the tuskpir
>>496628952They work really well together
>>496628634I can't fuck that
>>496627961Now that's totally money laundering. Can't get more obvious than that.
>>496629052i'd argue rappa needs her to perfom well
>>496629145Add Ruan Mei into the mix. That's triple the sexo
>>496628801hefty marches...
the english translation seems non-committal on whether it is or is not actually made of tuskpir.
>>496628921How is she not?
>>496628567Anise...
>>496629145You are missing the point.Lingsha is a FuA sustain for men.
When does he unveil his master plan?
>>496628441Aventurine is getting a cologne based on him unironically
>>496629291NO! No fried tuskpirNo cooked tuskpirNo blended tuskpirNo smoked tuskpirDefinitely do NOT eat the tuskpir
>>496627017gender bender, rape, consensual rape, reverse rape, getting pinned down by a petite and frail-looking pretty girl, cosplay, roleplay and kissing, cuddling and fucking my girlfriend (or female best friend) in a small yet cozy dimly lit apartment room while it's raining outside then fall asleep in each other's arms
>>496628689>>496628862FOR WHAT? BUILT FOR WHAT?
>>496629339Right after Elio reveals his
>>496628093the problem is that this shit competes with windgood for the basic bitch bronya setup i guess
>>496628939
>>4966293396.4, you rike?
WHICH STAR RAILER WOULD YOU HATEFUCK?
>>496628801love some good paizuri_under_clothes
>>496629430built to spill
>>496629531seems like sparkle is the safe choice regardless of your position on anything.
>>496629531Jade
>>496629338>FuA sustain>When all existing FuA toons fit in a crit dmg team and not superbrick
>>496627017
>>496629531This IPC slut
>>496629531Topaz, break that bitch and leave her on the floor painted white with my semen muttering about how she's going to hae to lick it all clean
>>496629430you know what
>>496629531The original HSR bitch
>>496629714That’s the mother of my child
>>496629714that's my son's wife
>>496627017possession, skinsuit, futa, ntr, genderbender
>>496629306i think she's cool, i like her bold attitude unlike the hags we had beforedon't see how you could find her cringe...is it because she called herself the lacking general? seriously, there is no need to throw around some random words to express your disdain for a character, just be honest
>>496629714That's my grandpas concubine
>>496627017Mommy Dom, pampering. Bratty subs.Eyes, mouths, deepthroats...started to develop a kink for masks during the coof.
What happened to that "Topaz is based on a tranny" thing or Firefly being Shaoji's gf?
>>496629457Why did he cry?
So is Topaz based on a tranny?And is Firefly Shaoji's gf?
>>496629950As with many schizo shitposts, people got bored with it after a while
>>496629950Tencent lost
>>496629660the point is that she has decent attack frequency so she procs r*bin and grants stacks for feixiao
>>496629950>Topaz is based on a trannyWasn't that confirmed made up and just made to anger incels or some shit
>>496630098No.Maybe
>>496629338your march?
>>496629950The smear campaign ran out of funding and they're being asked to do something else.
>>496630183Yes, now don’t reply to obvious bait
Analwormurine floped, kys homo
>>496630289clothed paizuri my beloved
>>496628551trueat least from nips we get cute situational artwestern pigs just screech on twitter and reddit
>>496630289I can’t get in between those
>>496629950lgbtards follow the agenda, and right now nobody managing the agenda cares about mihoyo
dogshit breakshill rotation. the ultimate buff doesn't work on yunli's ult because uh, fuck you, so you're forced to just brute force with raw damage. my next best option for side 1 is fucking serval. i'll take this at least
>>496630375What are you gonna do about it pussy?
Warning: Gore
>>496630579You didn't even level it up to full.
DogturdurineMr rectum Dr. Wormpaglius
>>496628567I can give you this but I need at least 2 kidsI hope you enjoy small town life
>>496627017I want a tall woman who cares about me and uses her influence over my dick to trick me into getting my life together.A caring relationship with a lot of cuddling and handholding and all that. But we agree to have a spell cast on us, so that when both of us speak the trigger word together we get increasingly horny. The hornier we get the bigger our sexual assets get. When one of us falls asleep we both fall asleep and it's reverted when we wake up.Sometimes, we say the phrase before we split up and have to deal with being unbearably horny during mundane tasks. Tripping over my growing dick and being weighed down by my filling balls.Our ability to function as human beings shutting down as our minds turn towards one singular goal. Only to come back together to have the most ridiculously hyper-endowed sex you've ever seen.>>496630579Looks great bro, now level it up!
Siggagod is too busy drinking the breast milk of his female coworkers to care
>>496629660A basic, a fua and a extra fua if somebody hits 60% hp.AoE to push Fei over the hunt edge.Its not like fei has 0 use for extra break, she gets 100% on her ult on unbroken enemies, so Lingsha pushes her over that edge too.I find elite have a lil toughness left if you raw dog them with the ult.
>>496630579just level it dro
>>496630579Anon level it up
>>496629904Feixiao selfishness is unparalleled. She consistently prioritizes her own desires over the needs and feelings of others, often resorting to manipulation, deception, and cruelty to achieve her goals. Her actions frequently involve exploiting and harming those around her, demonstrating a complete disregard for their well-being.Beyond her selfishness, Feixiao's behavior is marked by its offensive and discriminatory nature. She frequently uses racial and ethnic slurs, stereotypes, and insults to demean people of different races, especially Borisins. Her language and actions are often shocking and offensive, contributing to her reputation as a hateful and intolerant character.Moreover, Feixiao lack of empathy is a defining characteristic. She rarely shows genuine concern or compassion for others, often treating them as objects or pawns in her schemes. Her ability to remain unmoved by the suffering of others is both disturbing and unsettling, making her a truly unlikable figure.While Feixiao's actions are often exaggerated for comedic effect, they can be seen as offensive and harmful, leading many viewers to consider her cringeworthy. However, whether or not one finds her cringey is a matter of personal opinion, as her character is intentionally designed to be unlikable and provocative.
>>496630579Delete this, im not asking
>>496624286>FeixiaoFiles>Feixiao0910>FeixiaoGenerallel
>>496630796I already rolled, you dont have to sell me on her.
>fofo the reddit
>>496630796Your deserved reddit gold good sir, may the skibidi gyatt be with you
>>496630579watch THIS
>>496626615Didn't amount to much in the end. Polka was the hand that dealt death, and behind her as the mastermind was the IPC co-founder implied to be related to Finality.
>KAKA URINE talking for 5 hours about necking himself and le sad story is considered le kino!!!!11!1!Yeah sorry but Luofu blows the shit out of Penisloppa.Unfortunately because 4chan is contrarian they will do the opposite by praising shit story.You already know it but because your pride and ego is through the roof right now, you will disagree even if you agree with me on the inside.
>>496630796wait a minute...
>>496630980That's a healthy Acheron.
>>496630796thanks sparkleGPT
>>496629950the tranny turned out to be larping and firefly's design was leaked before shaoji was a writer, and the image where his gf has the same hair as firefly was posted way after firefly's design was leaked, so it's more likely that she copied Firefly than the other way around
I'm tired of this fucking guy following me around everywhere, I'm turning him into bacon
>>496631218NO! No fried tuskpirNo cooked tuskpirNo blended tuskpirNo smoked tuskpirDefinitely do NOT eat the tuskpir
I love Ruan Mei!
>>496631123this made me realize he telling his tragic backstory to himself lolwhat a garbage trailblaze quest that was
18h until I get kafka
>>496631217>turned out to be larpingBut that was a verified acco->You can purchase being verified nowgod fucking DAMNIT Elon...
>>496630980Mei not getting debuffed anytime soon
>>496631309that's my gym teacher Mr. Stevens
>>496631332it's called KINO, you wouldn't understand
>>496629531
>>496631309Love!
If you have eidolons for your Hotaru you MUST roll Lingsha
>>496631658By whose decree?
You guys fed Yunli too much.
>>496630289Nothing is being shown, this is safe for work. I can show this to my boss.
>>496631741that ain't food
>Dont simp over me, Im just a legend.
>>496631658Now I choose NOT to pull after having seen this post.
>>496631658Sorry but my SP is reserved for Asta
>>496631370>canYou mean must. You can literally just LARP as any account and buy the verification for it.
>>496631741i thought she was feeding us...
>>496631741I fed her too much with my seed
>>496627961Me, if I had money.
how do I convince my cat to fuck off from my desk
>>496631741YUNLISNACK
>>496631962just toss it off pussy you scared of your cat or something
>>496631741No, I need to keep going.Pregnancy art is denoted by the outward-dented belly-button by the way. Once you know it your supply of tummy-stuffing artwork will be cut to a quarter of what it once was.
>>496631658As you wish my rabi
>>496631658I will wait for stingyun leaks
>>496631962grab it and put it on the floor
Bwos do I get the V8 title if I clear it during the weekly extrapolation instead of the regular clear?
>>496632037she keeps coming back
>>496631962Give it a toy to play with.
What the, was this a YanKING glazing event? Color me surprised.
>>496632117put a cucumber on the desk so she does sick hops (and probably breaks your monitor)
Hello everyone, have a blessed day!
>>496631658okay firefly im POOOOOOOOOOLING now
>Nyo.
>>496632073Huh, I was planning on pulling Lingchud day 1, but this sounds a lot more reasonable. On the other hand I do have enough savings to realistically get both Lingsha and 5* Tingyun/Stingyun/Fugue/Huxian
>>496631658yes of course, anything for you my love
>>496632204Wow, a QQ post that isn't freaky.Have a good day.
>>496632086Nope. Don't get bricked bwi
>>496632204Have a good one QQbro, i still wont shake your hand tho
>>496632327All QQfags have skeletons in their closet
>>496631962It wants your attention, play with it, or put him/her on your lap
>>496627017 all these recent anime the past few seasons with little sisters has me looking at my own little sisters fat butt it's becoming a problemHonkai star rail
>>496627961Omegaverse writers who need to describe Jingliu's musk accurately in their Ruanliu fics
>>496624286Not gonna liei tuned out this whole conversation i have no idea what they are talking about exepct the pill thing
it's your responsibility to fuck a vidyadhara so that they don't die out
>>496632740You have the face structure of a rapist, why would i trust you?
>>496632431Sometimes they themselves are the ones in the closet
Hahaha, very fucking funny, Dawei
>>496632740Sex with this npc
>>496632885u rike?
>>496632740>Miscegenation is kinda cool actually>Is the villainWhat was meant by this?
I'm actually looking forward to more Chinese Planetoids because:>More Feixiao rape-baiting>More Yunlifeet>More Lingsha sniffing>More Belobog/IPC acting disrespectful towards the Wuxia schizophrenia The cup is half-full!
>>496632704I can't help but wonder why Sneehoyo seems to think anyone gives a fuck about ching chong politics.
>"Ruan Mei possesses extraordinary perception and cognitive integration abilities, easily capturing microscopic details of reality and synthesizing them into a torrent of information within her mind."Why is she the only one introduced with an IPC evaluation, what about the other Geniuses? And why is the IPC describing her like Sherlock Holmes?
>>496632740I tried bro, but no hole
>>496632981>Shit main dish but at least the dessert is fineHave higher standards
>>496632704>>496632740It's a shockingly well written scene for what it is, but it does boil down a 25 hour plot-line to "some racists did it and also are stupid" so it kinda hits like a wet far.The entire Vidyahara plot was miscarried most especially because we didn't really know any Vidyahara before their internal politics became super important to the plot. And then they became super unimportant to the plot 20 minutes later.
>>496632740I will do my part bro
>>496633106how do they eat? how do they piss? how do they shit? sounds like you're making up excuses
>>496632885Nice 2p ATK 2pc Break Xueyi piece
What gimmick do you think they'll add to Freezing the enemy?What patch do you think Ice shilling will be back?
>>496632664>jingliu perfume>ruan mei hand creamsurely someone will write a fic about this
>>496633235Lingchud pure cloaca....
>>496633235>you can only do anal with LingshaI don't know if I'll be able to adjust to that
>>496633114If Iam to have higher standards I will stop playing Gacha games at all.
>>496631962your catnip?
>>496633359>>496633380>>496633503jingloocord raid
>>496633235magic
Should I get E2 firefly or E2 Acheron? I can't get both.
>>496633594>I can't get bothNo fucking shit, neither are on banner rn
I still don't know who Jingliu is
>>496633594what fooking supports you have?????
>>496633594FF only needs e1 to be crackedacheron needs her e2 and cone
>>496633926we were robbed
Im way too retarded for this.
>>496633926what could've been
YOWAI
>>496633976>Feixiao rollerchecks out
Oh bot, i sure love small events with 99% reused minigames and 120% text walls for no particular reason just send the jades to my account motherfuckers
>>496633106>>496633235As an aquatic, Oviparous race the Vidyahara would likely have cloacas. Mating would be performed either via a Cloacal Hemipene (internal penis that extends for mating) or via "Cloacal Kiss" (Ejaculation of a male cloaca into a female cloaca, like with birds)There's some evidence that this isn't the case. For instance Vidyahara have hair and tits, placing them firmly as mammals which nearly universally give life birth. They may be like platypodes or echidnas and instead lay eggs. But those cases are too rare to be considered "the norm".In DnD settings races like the Githyanki and Dragonborn are oviparous but the Gith have hair and... various source materials disagree on whether Dragonborn females have breasts. No sources to my knowledge claim one way or the other whether dragonborn males external genitalia, likely to allow for player expression. Lore is often malleable in table top, such as Dragonborns traditionally not having tails until Critical Role popularized the idea of some having them and some not. There's even racial tensions between tail havers and not havers (thanks Gern Blanston)But I digress, I believe sufficient "headroom" has been left to allow any individual to make their own preferred reality for this circumstance, at least until proven otherwise. Although it is assuredly because in this Globally released E for Everyone game you could not get away with a bookshelf readable that described the genitalia of a humanoid race.
>>496632704Dragon people can't breed and they're dying out, this >>496632740 dude wanted to copy dickless dan and turn other races into dragon people like Dan did when turned Baiheng into Bailu so the race doesn't die out.
she will make mihoyo HUNDREDS of dollars in sales
>>496633976same, it's the worst one>>496634059shut up!
So why were we needed to be here for this ?We as a prtoag did nothing even march did nothing she should have atleast gotten a good swing ini get mandatory chink wank but we litterly were useless
>>496634235
>>496634361We needed March for the final battle.
>>496634125Is Bailu breedable? Since she's an abomination based on Baiheng
>>496634548due to her physical infancy I consider that to be unlikely for this reincarnation cycle. Check again the next time she hatches.
>>496634361
>>496634625good
>>496633926sloprail will never be peak because it lacks this
>>496634125Honestly not the worst.There are probably scores of people who'd want to reincarnate as Vidyadhara.I kind of hope he becomes rollable.
>>496634361They probably got the Genshin writers for these last two patchesActual humiliation ritual
>>496634409My powercrept, obsolete wife...
>>496634625Ok
>>496631658No, i will roll for Acheron.
>>496634805BUTT, and this is a big butt.But, his plan was actually to kill all the converted vidyahara after they had been used to conquer the world, returning the Vidyahara to their purity after their normal reproductive processed had been secured.
I swear the 50/50s know when you're desperate
How many Eidolons does Aventurine need to be functional?
>>4966351180
>>496631658>E1 FF>Stingyun>RM>LingspudThis team has more cost than my Acheron team, wtf
>>496634539March is already the icon of the game WHY SHE HAS TO BE THE PROTAG TOO DAWEI????
>>496633359>What patch do you think Ice shilling will be back?3.0 I guess since Hagta is 5* Ice Erudition
>>496635118NoneHis E1 is perma easy mode until EoS though
>>496634998huh, I actually read through Chinaslop this time but don't remember that detail.Unfortunate, I get trying to preserve your own species in these trying times but the whole "aight we gotta rule the world and then kill all the mutts" seems unnecessary.Unless all the Mutts come out "deformed" like Bailu where she's permanently a child.
>>496634172What are the odds Rappa's Ratio 2.0 aka free:>Literal who>Erudition don't sell (see: Jade and Argenti)>Imaginary is an oversaturated element>Only character she's related to (Boothill) isn't popular >Kit is bad>Will most likely be surrounded by Aventurine and Acheron's reruns, which are very popular and meta characters
>>496635405>"aight we gotta rule the world and then kill all the mutts"Isnt that The Hunts whole motto?
>>496634839Genuinely feels like it with how much nothing we did.
Firefly Loooooooooooooooooooooove
Why is sex with Bailu morally wrong? She's 1000 years old
>>496635457Well I ain't rolling for Rappa so that's the only way I'm getting her
>>496635457>Imaginary is an oversaturated elementNow it is. Beforehand all we really had was Welt, Dickless Dan and later Ratio.
Oh so that's how it is, huh. When I post about Bailu everyone keeps spamming "BUILT", but when someone else does it the discussion suddenly pivots
>>496635619It is really? Just go for it scro
>>496635619>Does it have human intelligence or greater?yes>Can it talk or otherwise communicate with language?yes>Is it of sexual maturity for it's speciesnoFailed harkness test I'm afraid.
Lynx not photoshopped
>>496635543Abundance abominations =/= interspecies mutts.
>>496635619>>496635797Bailu is uggo
>>496635867>superbreak yunli
>>496634839this arc is the type of slop fat xiao likes to serve
>>496635457It'd be funny if imaginary is the dedicated welfare element now.>Ratio>Harmony MC>March 8th>Rappa
>>496636054Fat xiao even got to write a whole exchange witha villain about cooking food and insert a food metaphor he must have creamd himself when he was allowed it
>>496636017Physical is like the strongest break attack. Or second. It's either physical or quantum, I tihnk physical though.
why are people so upset that TB didn't play a huge role in 2.5? it's fillershit and we had March as our astral express PoV anyway
>>496635867Based lynx truther
>>496636282March is my 2nd least favorite character in the game. First being Blade.
>>496636282You just said it. I dont want to play fillerslop. The main slop is bad enough already.
>>496636282Because that usualy how stories work we have a whole group of people and non of them did anything. calling it filler shit is copeHeck march didnt even use her phase ice on the big bad that is weak to ice lol
>>496635843I'm not your scro, gro.>>496636373Sauce? I don't care if he's a man
>>496636282i wanna be the cool guy.
>I don't care if he's a man
>>496635863If they dont breed...when is sexual maturity?This is a cop out.
>>496636569Why not scro? Bwo....
Switching to March 7th's POV...
I did not realize what E1 meant after my initial E1 in 50 pulls until after hitting pity four times and losing both 50/50s
>>496636662>When is sexual maturityAt the very least: boobs.
TB could have at least chosen to actively sit this one out and hang out with the ghost gang or some shit
>>496636569https://x.com/kxbatx/status/1840707658829185149
>>496636772Why do they even have boobs? They arent even mammals.
>>496636662>when is sexual maturity?3.5 second banner
>>496636373mogged
>>496626040Banjomei or Banjo Mei sounds good, we can also have Nguyen Mei
Our heroes
>>496636969>3d women's feetdisgusting. post more.
>New event immediately starts with "you're a simp" and "that's cringe"Can we borrow some of Genshin's writers that aren't millennial losers?
>>496637039>more AE slopyawn
>>496637025WHY DOES THIS BITCH HAVE SO MANY ALIASES
>>496636873Birds don't have tits but still nurse their young with milk. It's called pigeon milk and it's vomit that was processed in their gizzard. Although few if any examples exist in the real world, breasts would still be a solution to this process.
>>496637076
>>496637091who the fuck calls who a simp? What?
>>496636282March didn't do shit either. Xianzhouslop is trash from the ground up unless it's SoL, i would have much rather gone with banjomori. Even watching moze being a retard would have been way more interesting than what we got
>>496637190
muñeca puta
>>496637091observe
>>496637417dear lord almighty
>>496637417>Immersive believable dialogue that transports you to another worldor>Literal Reddit updoot postingGenshin clears every time
>>496637417Holy yapping
>>496637601Remember when we stole Itto's lunch because it would somehow be rude to tell him that he's allergic to the dish he ordered?
ZZZ has the ultimate Skip button your shitty games cant compete
Pay respect to the cheeks that defeated Hertaschizo and dozens of /hsrg/ posters
>>496636282TB has never really played a huge role in anything. He's just there to start the plot, take a back seat, then get the credit and praise at the end.. He is never the person who creates a plan for the team, never the leader, and never the strongest person for the mission.
>>496637417thanks for reminding me to delete genshin, i forgot to do so
>>496637601>BelievableNo one talks to someone they're supposedly friends with by saying every single name of what they're talking about.
>>496635405They had to make him cartoonishly evil so the Luofu is always in the right, same shit that happened to Dan Shu.
>>496637601>Immersive believable dialogueNobody talks that long winded.People give short answers.
>>496637854
>>496637417all the money in the world can't develop good writing skills over there i guess
>>496637091genshins shitty writers already slopped up 2.4-5, theyve done enough
>>496625359>>496626040I can't reach
does kafka's light cone help acheron get more stacks with it's debuff?
>>496637854Yes indeed
Please clap for me
>>496637854Excuse me ma'am I see you are caked up. Might I contribute the cream filling?>>496638081If Acheron is skilling every turn she's already getting the maximum number of stacks per attack.
>>496638160
>>496637091I'll take some zoomer reference here and there over Slopmon ruining every single conversation.
https://files.catbox.moe/007fi7.mp4
>>496638160Grats on the clear bwi
>>496638160bro your gallagher???your pela???
TB is so incredibly unlikable every single conversation, legitimately talking like a terminally online Karen hating everyone and not caring about anything.Why do you like an MC you want to see shot in the head and replaced by a better more interesting character?
>>496638160Xueyi...
>>496638515A footjob from a Sparkle cosplayer would fix me
>>496637091I, for one, don't mind the zoomer references. They remind me of my grandson.
>>496638567
>>496638567TB turned genuinely sadistic and psychotic when they became the proprietor of Penacony Grand Hotel. But I still like her because she looks exceptionally fuckable and like she'd do the weird stuff and not mind my gremlin shit.Caelus however can go into the trash that he longs for so lovingly.
>>496638567(S)he's just like me...
>>496638160jobber xueyi...
>>496638746No idea why they wrote TB like he woke up on the wrong side of the bed, usually there's one positive, one memey, one asshole response
>>496638160redo the run.
>>496629430the specific types of men who can get past those
you will regret skipping Lingspud, that's all I can say
>>496639018This Ling ain't no spud
I regret rolling Lingsha the day after tomorrow
>>496638979The "Quirky third option" was invented sometime around Persona 4 and was distinct in 1.0 of Star Rail.Because the quirky option is usually the most pocked by a wide margin I imagine examination of player data led to the writers writing exclusively quirky dialogue, missing the point that the quirky options are only novel when juxtaposed with 2 normal options.
>>496638567>pick the karen options instead of the heroic options>WOW HE SOUNDS LIKE A TERMINALLY ONLINE ZOOMER WTF WHY DID THIS HAPPEN
>>496628634>>496628939>>496625359need more star rail blockers...
>>496637091>Can we borrow some of Genshin's writers that aren't millennial losers?This guy was writing all of the chinaslop shit, btw
>>496639238>The "Quirky third option" was invented sometime around Persona 4Play older RPGs. Even back in Fallout they offered to let you do something that's completely schizophrenic and dickish.
>>496639238>Persona 4>When Makoto had the option to be an apathetic douchebag
>>496632704It was dogshit, the entire Xianzhou plot this time around was just boring garbage. Last time we had Jingliu and Blade to keep things interesting, this time the only interesting part of the entire story was Yanqing finally learning how to fight a bit like Jingliu does, the rest was just boring dialogues and Feixiao being a shit overpowered character
>>496638932>>496638990>>496638606>>496638561I had shitty equations and curios for damage, tried all kinds of different FF/superbrick team comps. Xueyi was the deciding factor with all her toughness damage but she got unlucky near the end and got nuked. I'll never forget her
Was PF powercreeped since last rotation? Mobs seem tankier. Plus it looks like they cucked Herta since there's no ice weakness at all
>>496639275Kazuha and Scara self-inserter looks like THIS?!
TB is canonically an asshole
>>496639252
>>496639376sociopath is just door's default
>>496639018>>496639095I want Lingsha to Ling my Spud if you catch my drift
>>496639425Preparing for Rappa's release
>>496639505Canonically they don't have one
>>496639425It's gradual preparation for 3.x enemy powerspike and specially Emanator Herta. Nobody really believed they would be steamrolling PF with 4* Herta and Himeko forever, right? Roll your Jade, Lingsha and Rappa while you can.
>>496639387A clear is a clear.
>>496637854yeah there's no way
>>496639592I can get past those
Ling releases at like 11pm on Wednesday EST doesn't she...
>>496638567>Why's my Shepard looks like a Cybran from Supreme Commander instead of Yang Wenli from Galactic Heroes even though I picked all the mean options!??!?!
>>496639425They realized one side being trivialized for so long by a free 4* is bad business if they want to sell Eruditionbricks
>>496639798Seal has ritual posts?
>>496639772>need to roll different units for all 3 endgame modesH-haha..
>>496639387rip my hero
>>496639878Because you're CHEAP and didn't pay 50k credits for the dermal regeneration therapy.
>>496639878Renegade shepard was actually a fucking psycho in 3
>>496639425This is hardest pf to date that's for sure. It's a dirty move to put stage gimmick behind breaking as then you just can't brute force.
>>496639387this is what happens if you get fisted by SAM?
>>496639913yeah in hig
What sustains can I use vs Firefly (Forma de robot) on V8 if I don't have Aventurine?
>>496639798GODpard is NOT SHIZOPHRENICTAKE THAT BACK
I pulled for Jade, every PF is easy
>>496640083It's more like a Firefly/Rappa check, if you have them one side is easy 40k.
>>496639798BASEDBASEDBASED
>>496639798Move Robin down a tierXueyi and Hanya up one tierTingyun up a tierTopaz and Yanqing to core
Is there a way to make DoT work in DU at all? It used to be super fun in SU but feels like total ass in DU. Literally never had a single DoT based DU run take off well.This mode is super fun, it took what I love about SU and cranked it up, but it's such a shame DoT is ass in it. Unironically turned me into a FUAslut (although maybe getting Jade for the horny and Feixiao cause she's cool and running those two did that).
>>496640173>v8It's one shot or be one shot, Fu is your best bet however
>>496640173just bring gallaGOD and lurk for the share dmg blessing, or you can just use fug
>>496639243The karen options are canon considering Firefly's POV quest.
>>496639798Stelle has ritual posts?
>>496640331>>496640428And people said my wife was bad. SHAME on them. Shame.
>>496640614Today's PF made me realize how strong she actually is.We need some more quantum weak shit so she can pop off with her ult
>I can’t get past >I can’t reachSurely you’re all rolling for Rappa? She has negative pancake ass. Even smaller than SW
>>496640837if she dosnt have Calilope song i wont roll
>>496640071Mass Effect 1:Paragon: mmm, sorry but you jaywalked while delivering those orphanage supplies so that's a 5000 credit fine or 30 days in lockupRenegade: *cha-chick* No witnesses.Mass Effect 2:Paragon: GET THE FUCK BACK IN THERE AND FIGHT, DICKHEADRenegade: GET THE FUCK BACK IN THERE AND FIGHT, YOU FILTHY ALIENMass Effect 3:Paragon: I never wanted to be a hero, but heroes are made every day. By working together I want to believe that everyone can be a hero. And now is the time for heroes. Through tragedy and hardship we sow a better tomorrow by weathering the storm in fellowship and trust despite our differences. And I have hope that even though the price is high, we'll come out of it with a world worth living in.Renegade: BILLIONS MUST DIE IN MY QUEST FOR RACIAL PURITY AND ASCENT TO GODHOOD.
Used a support Robin with her cone and she was hitting 90k per proc. WTF
>ack fucking sucks and can only get 23k on her side>yunli carries anyway and 37k+ her sideAck got powercreeped hard.
uh oh
>>496640961We'll bang ok?
>>496641040That's abnormal but not impossible, E1S0 and I've seen peaks up to maybe 30k. If it was a true whale well... you know how they can be.
>>496640471Karen would try to scare away origami birbs, woud not try to be friends with them. Just because TB forced some douche into a bet doesn't automatically make him an asshole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs1QTtb2jLA
Anybody got more like this?
>>496641040There has to have been another team-wide support buff(er) or eidolonsEven in physically weak stages E0S1 Robin does maybe 40k
>>496640085caelus is so damn lucky...
why are my characters hp so low... i cant get above 3k on my harmony stelle or feixiao
The pure fiction is kinda aids for the characters that I have. Three dead parches in a row, as well. I think I'm over this Kusoge. I had fun and Sparkle is peak sex but what's the point.
how come these rats get shilled in every type of end game content for more than half a year? There's a fua buff on every single content in this game since aventurine released
>>496641118She seems okay
>>496641363Do not neglect your cone levels, it's easy to forget about those sometimes. And balance your HP and DEF stats. A lot of harmony characters take multiple main stats as HP%.
>>4966398651pm
>>496640584
>>496641498>xhe pulled for yaoifoxnice "waifu" you got there
>Silver wolf the champion of the boring ass event>She even says the event is boring>talks about other TWO SH that wanted her to check out on youMan, Mommy Kafka and fir--Samuel are such stalkers
>>496641363People often can't get enough HP for DPS because there's too much offensive stats to focus onBut you shouldn't be having trouble with supports, they literally don't want anything else besides speed and bulk, with some exceptions needing one more stat like attack, ehr or be
>>496640961And ME3 was bad because?
>>496641573>Not pulling every dedicated Ack supportYou don't deserve her
>>496640961F9agy
>>496639798I feel like Topaz is core.
https://poal.me/6769huhttps://poal.me/6769huhttps://poal.me/6769hu
>>496641623HSR is starting to sound like a broken record>NPCs say "HAHA our event is BORING AND SHIT LMAO">"Fuck you and your boring event" -TB>You still do it anyway for Jades>Le obligatory Silver Wolf appearance because she is a GAMER and loves BORING GRIND LOLIt's getting tiresome
Whoever said that Gallagher's sustain is good was lying
>>496640837no ass, no roll.
>>496641623Well, how are you, TB?
>>496641795this isn't a gif
>>496641894Next event will be just a 1h of unskipable cutscene where yanqing or blaide cucks firefly from you as he praises her or takesher "under his wing"
time for a sud
>>496642012WIFE!!! ME FINE! THANK YOU WIFE! i love wife
>>496641650The Legendary Edition gave a lot of people a fresh perspective on 3. The takeaway is that most of it is actually quite good, but the ending is just... yeah. The worst thing ever released and only a small sliver of it was hastily bandaged over with the extended cut ending.The entirety of the Cerberus plotline in 3 is awful, any time that Kei Leng was on screen or involved in some way is maybe the worst it's ever been. Surkesh was also kinda pointless. The game is better with the 10 dollar Prothean DLC but nobody played that on launch because... project 10 dollar.The Illusive Man while being good in theory was not well executed as he is fundamentally correct in his assumptions and intentions but is too brainwashed to actually help, which taints the "control" ending irrevocably. If he weren't indoctrinated that would have been a much more intriguing and tempting plotline where you could have betrayed everyone for power and it would have made sense.Really it was rushed. It's mostly good in it's modern state as long as you ignore Kai Leng and stop playing at the Point-of-no-return.
>>496641498just 40k with the same team but Kafka instead of the Fox, after several retry...
>September 30th>Still seething over firefly
if only they actually believed this.
Stelle is Astral Express codedCaelus is Stellaron Hunter coded
Do you think Lingsha is a huge bait where she'll be OP in the upcoming minion meta?I can see Myhoyo tricking us all into fomoing into Adventurine (soon to be outdated), only for Lingsha to be OP later and then people have to fomo into her.
>>496642373Stelle is Ghost Hunters coded because the express fucking sucks.
>>496641623
>>496642279>Really it was rushedSo why nobody made a big overhaul+restoration mod like they used to do for Fallout2,Gothic3,Kotor1 and 2 etc?
>>496642191Anon did you draw this? Or who would draw this?
>>496642706he loves Caelus
>>496642553They've... tried. The problem is too wide-spread for even the most ambitious of fan collaboration projects due to needing too much voice acting. AI voice acting could bridge the gap in a lot of places but the legal issues of doing so would likely kill the project in the cradle. https://www.nexusmods.com/masseffectlegendaryedition/mods/422
>>496642706Thats me. I posted my pic on this place one time and now this asshole wont stop using my face to shitpost
>>496642472All I say is that she's by far the highest damage ceiling sustain in the game right now. Especially in break with e1, but also otherwise if built accordingly.Whatever happens after that doesn't matter. She fills her niche of SP negative sustain that actually deals significant amounts of damage in case you really don't need much sustain to begin with (aka break, but depending on your team FU can also be extremely brutal, like Yunli heals herself etc.).
>>496642472>upcoming minion meta?No other sustain has needed a future unit to be good or relevant. Anybody relying on this nebulous new meta is just coping, considering her summon isn't even part of the new system.Preservation will always be better than Abundance at sustaining as well.
>>496642472It's already confirmed Fuyuan doesn't work with the new summons. That said she can always be relevant if Mihoyo just bruteforces content for her ie. making every single fight just pure fiction style spam with tons fire weak enemies. But it seems like at most it'll just be for Rappa's shilling cycle.
>>496642806>LinkVery interesting. I will look into that one next time I'll replay ME trilogy, thanks.
>>496643089holding hands with suscurbing gui's bad influence
Should i get a haircut or express pass
>>496641040Her E6 gives her a silly 800% crit dmg for her follow ups.
5* Serval with summons.
>>496643378buckshot haircut, mr fofoposter
Can't believe I had to bring out big guns to clear it.
Lingsha relic and planar set?
>>496643380kek
>>496642279I will never forgive them how they discarted the version with Shepard being ressurected with reaper technologies and went with genetic Star Trek
>>496641426DUIt's like the most fun part of the game and has you engage with approximately 0 story
>>496643380AIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>496643514Kalpagni2pc spd/break
>>496643476>e2 ack>pagfly>barely 60koh no no no
>>496643380Always gets me
Member luxurious animations?
>>496643380Thank god it wasn't SAMfly
>>496643476cool clear gro
>>496643476>serval
I still don't think yunli is meta she's like an 8/10 in every mode.
You FAT FUCK
>>496643848>Jack of all tradeshonestly a high value roll
>>496643936fatty fat fat
>he got filtered by event dialogue>he didn't play Genshin and doesn't know that you skip all the dialogues
>>496643936why does she eat literal pagpag foods?
>>496643936
>>496643949Welt is jack of all trades yet he's KING tier and no one uses him. Explain
>>496643848As a Clara main for a while I can say that Counter gameplay is both very dependent on enemy behavior and also RNG. For instance Counter characters cannot fight side-winder archers since they hold their attack for two actions and can have their attack canceled if they are weakness broken. So your DPS fucking shuts down.Yunli probably has less RNG issues due to a guaranteed taunt, but suffice it to say that when it works, nothing else compares. But when it don't work... kick rocks I guess.
>>496643936>pig's brain soupKind okay with most of these except for this oneCan pags explain what the deal is with pig brain?
>>496644168outdated 1.0 unit.
You will pull Yanqing on your next lost 50/50.
>>496644168welt is more of a jackass of all trades
>>496643892
>>496643936Rubbing Yunli's chubby tummy...
I like Welt
>>496644168Welt is a weird one. On paper his kit seems real good but in actual use not so much. Shame since I really like his animations and SFX
>>496643380firefly is definitely the kind of girl that gives a robotic handjob
>>496644231>pagPig brain is a chinese delicacy.
>>496644305If Indos went back from whence they came he wouldn't have to remind them
>>496644025>Clop togetherThose are not good words.I never wanted to see those words again.
Elio should've been a girl imoso much wasted potential baka my heada plot relevant hebe with white hair and blue eyes would sell billions
>>496638714Same
>>496643848define "meta"
>>496644305
>>496643936>>496644062>>496644231Is the Xianzhou Zhuming SEA?
>>496624286gonna call PETA you sick chuds
>>496644368We know, Stelle (rapist form)
what did Lingsha mean by this?
Pig's brain uma delicia.
>>496644581What the fuck
nice thread honkeks
>>496644407Don't talk about yourself in the third person.>>496644450You made that Reddit post. You screenshotted your own post. You posted your own post making fun of your own post for being a Reddit post to "own" the Caelus chuds. I have seen a falseflag before.
>>496644742
>>496643936>duck feet>chicken tongue>pig brainDisgusting, wtf chinks
>>496640961>let Samara commit suicide so she doesn't have to kill her daughter>kill her daughter afterwards anywayMy favorite psycho Shepard moment
>>496644581She ate the yunlisnack
>>496644212Yunli is much less dependent since she can "counter" even if the enemy doesn't hit her, which isn't as strong as her real counter but still hurts a lot.
>>496644496I wonder where you go to buy one of those femboy plinths...
>>496644786Do your parents know you're mentally ill?
>>496644581This is kinda creepy, Yunli looks up to her.
Should I roll for a Yunli rerun? I was in the hospital when her banner was up so I missed it.
>>496644168Welt is only good against opponents with Imaginary Weakness, outside of that he needs Eidolons to do even tolerable damage
>>496644168get me an E6 Sparkle, E2 robin and E2 Ruan Mei and I can make him work.
>>496644796how can you guys bring the worse OP pictures or the mentally ill pagfly in the catalog all the time
>>496644961roll for what makes your dick or clit hard.
>>496643936Which one of these is the YUNLISNACK?
>>496631735Ten Lords'HIII-YAH
I feel powerless in this PF. My best units are E1S1 Acheron and E0S0 Firefly. Acheron (first side) can't do shit. I pulled Robin and even so this whore has been worthless to my runs.
>>496644581wtf sniffing yunli is my job...
>>496643936Why does she near exclusively eat Offal?
>>496645075By yunlisnack we mean her smooth hairless pink cunny, you didn't know?
>>496645026I blame sPArGle
>>496644581we need to see more of Lingsha being a pedo
the pagschizo is falseflagging again
>>496645281care to elaborate?
What's Yunli's favorite food? Why it's "Feixiao Jumps Over The Wolf"!If literally even one person gets this one I'd be amazed.
are the caeluspags in the room with us right now?
>>496644581Would Lingsha agree to sell me her best aphrodisiacs if I told her that I plan on using them with Yunli
>>496645182give ack speed boots
>>496645497This is EU and NA hours, that schizo is screaming at the clouds
>>496645223I see...
>>496645470I'm aware of the actual food you're referencing but I dont see how this joke ties back to Yunli at all so I'm going to call you a retard instead.
>>496645497just ignore him lol
>>496642279>The takeaway is that most of it is actually quite goodNah you are only saying that because modern games became even worse. The ending was irredeemable shit, but the rest of the game has enough other problems. Not only Cerberus, but also stuff like the stupid child story line. And that is without even going into stuff like all the broken promises like no A-B-C ending, how insulting the on-disk dlc was for the time, or how literally every journalist for some reason collectively decided to call gamers entitled for complaining about it.
>>496645182This PF should be easy game for Acheron and Firefly though, what are you doing
>>496645650It's also a joke about the quick fox jumping over the dogs back.
>>496645421It's hot
>>496645182OWARI DA.. you fucks told me Jade is a brick and skip yet she's a literal must for this PF
>>496644961Roll if you like her, she's pretty good. She REALLY wants her cone though.
>>496644910Ironic coming from the guy spamming the same image every other day for the past month and a bit to get at someone while hilariously trying to act like they're the mentally ill ones. Self awareness lacking moron.
>>496645864wrong pic
>>496645503Here, have some distilled Foxian Queef. Just don't take it until you're locked in the same room together or you'll probably be arrested for sex crimes on the way over.
>>496645952Hmm nope, you're definitely the mentally ill one for this post >>496644786 here alone
>>496645864>clara still max clears just fineoh no no no yunlikeks??
>>496646027Non anon, that was the right pic. You idiot didn't invest into Clara AND skipped Yunli. You deserve it.
>>496646135Still need two teams bro
>>496646074Splendid
>>496646181Neither work without the green gremlin
>>496646027I cleared with feixiao herta side 1 and firefly break team side 2. only 1 or 2 attemps, don't even remember.
next thread will be better
Next thread will be butter
>>496646420This was a great thread however
QRD on Himeko? I like her aoe
Next thread will be vandalised
Make a big butt OP
>>496644581it's okay Yunli likes it
>>496646808>>496646808>>496646808new
>>496645519You mean give Black Swan speed boots?
bump
>>496646715Poor child got groomed
>>496643936YUNLISNACK
>>496626976Luochad defies your dumbfuck narrative
