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Naked mods of vest Hoshino's chibi when?
>Grand raid Kurokaegpwease don't bully shuro's cute kitty
Are there really motherfuckers who put honey on pizza?
>your student>your pizza toppings
I think we should lewd Nagisa more
does Kokona even deserve some sex?
this thread will be better
>>496696320I've seen it on Buffalo Chicken pizza.
>>496696373WakamoItalian Sausage or Hawaiian
>>496696302Oh I'll bully her kitty alright.
>>496696320hot honey on pizza is fairly new but its also fairly common in the states these days. Its a little different from normal honey I think.
>>496696373Can shrimp even be considered a topping?THen shrimp.
You come into MY officesuck MY dickand say it's MY fault?!?!?!?!
My precious desert rose.
>>496696320You gonna stop me?
>>496696276Got any more Hoshinos like this one?
>>496696320If you look, you'll find a lot of recipes out there for pizza topped with various combinations of pear, Gorgonzola cheese, walnuts, and prosciutto, and those are often drizzles with honey after cooking.I came across it in an Italian restaurant years ago and I've made it for myself from time to time since then.
NiyaNiya
>>496696302I cum on cat, hobololi hiss at penis.
STOP POSTING THE BALD PLUSHINO
>>496696320NGL That sounds pretty good.
Hello bag
>>496696491Hot Honey really just came out of nowhere. Pretty good on wings, haven't tried on pizza yet.
>>496696373cromchy shrimp
Sex.With Ibuki.
>Doing Perorodzilla as level 54>Most of the mystic students I have are penalized in the terrain and I struggle to DPS fast enough on Very Hard, requiring 3 teamsIs that normal
What youtube content would your student make if she had a channel?
My Lovely StudentWife Noa
>>496696663Uheee
>>496696320It could always be worse
>>496696982The normal thing to do is just borrow someone and stomp it.
>>496696982No, it's Very Hard.
https://x.com/kayagurui/status/1840694326269276659New Kaya content dropped
>>496697042Every once in a while, somebody will draw Hoshino porn and it strikes directly at my nutbladder. Rare for her.
People were just complaining that Kurokage hasn't been run for a long time, now he pops back out again.
>>496696982Welcome to the bKarin and Iroha terrain PeroroBorrow a max Iroha and get your free HC/EX clear at Lv. 54
>>496696808Hello, Ogogee.
>>496696982You can use Sonic as well Summer Hanako in particular
how do I stop being horny for students
>>496696320Honey dipping pizza isn't new, but it somewhat common here in Vietnam, we have a pizza brand restaurant specialized in that, they usually go with gorgonzola, mozzarella cheese layer with some corns topping.
Please give thanks to pic related for consistently saving Blue ArchiveGood night /bag/
>>496697290
>>496697195
>>496697284masturbate to students
>>496697223I would rather Kuro than Gregorius. At least Kuro's attacks are cool.
>>496697195>koyo
>>496697223He was datamined wasn't he? or at least revealed at some point somewhere, I have no ideaAnyone who asked about Kurokage in the past week or two were met with people replying "he's coming back with a GA in October" and here we are
eimisex
This is the expression someone who hates Sensei. It should make you aroused and want to put your babies inside of her!
>>496696373I LOVE CPI CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF CHEESE PIZZA
>>496697604He was datamined, but the Japs fucking hates datamine shit so of course they wouldn't know.
>>496697729Seems really weird to me.
>>496697295thank you blue archive!
>missed farfiehours
>>496697223You would think they'd release more purple students so that it could be rerun in different terrains, but the four we've gotten since it first ran are either single target (M.Momoi, M.Midori, Kirara) or have blue armor (S.Moe). It's almost like they hate Kurokage.
>>496697694you can't say that
Mine mentioned?
>today was a day off>tomorrow is the start of another work weekkanna friday can't come soon enough
>>496696373Mushrooms.
Student for this feel?https://x.com/okaka_0516/status/1839854617527758927
>>496697554>>496697659Kaede striker when?
Can you only borrow from friends/guilds? I have to socialize??
>>496696373Same as >>496696484 but with the other Hyakkiyako fox
>>496696223Sora looks so out of place in that image.
>>496698060>Saori looks out of place in that imageyeah
>>496698004
How long does the affection check go on? I might be at work...
>>496696373YuukaCanadian baconBritish > Canadian > American, but most pizza places don't have that British cut
>>496698003you can randomly join a public club, or join a /bag/ club from the rentry and you're not obligated to say or do anything but post stickerslatter is better because each club has at least one or two whale degenerates from this thread
>>496697892sniff
>>4966981645 minutes
>>496697892That uniform is a blessing from godThank you for putting Kisaki in it
>>496698194What is British bacon?
>>496696320What if spicy honey?
>>496698260It also made me realize that I don't think I have seen any playable Shanhaijing student in their uniform normally
>>496697813Wow.Saori is a fucking fatass. Lose some weight, tubby.
>>496698210
My adorable daughterwife Azusa.
>another raid where Mine is useful since I don't have KikyouI'm going to have to use the selector on her when this reaches global aren't I.
>>496698497> Grand Assault
Sora needs to be sexed.
Too popular to have an alt
>>496698615I do every torment because I'm not a loser. Though I already have Kasumi, maybe that's enough.
>>496698678Soon(tm)
>>496698194I still don't know what Canadian bacon actually is. I'm Canadian and "bacon" just means the same strips of bacon as it does in the US. I thought "Canadian bacon" referred to what we call peameal bacon but apparently it's not quite the same thing. And sometimes fast food places seem to use the term for ordinary slices of ham too.Blue Archive.
MINE?
>>496698674the forehead is a turnoff
I want to destroy sora's prudish demeanor
>>496698772GAY
Affection check? What about them
>>496698772You take that back.
Did you know? Sora means sky
>>496698763>I'm Canadian
dekohour?
She moves like she don't careSmooth as silk, cool as airOoh it makes you wanna cryShe doesn't know your nameAnd your heart beats like a subway trainOoh it makes you wanna dieOoh, don't you wanna take her?Ooh, wanna make her all your own?Maria, you've gotta see herGo insane and out of your mindLatina, Ave MariaA million and one candle lights
>>496698763Its like French fries or Hawaiian PizzaAmericans just call things by the names of foreign places to make it sound more exotic. "Its like bacon but its different... so we'll call it Canadian bacon to make it sound more exotic", that's how they marketed things in the 50's. Its just circular slices of ham. Its not as interesting to call it ham pizza.
>>496698763The same as Fiji water
>>496698307Cut from the back of the cow. American is mostly pork belly and Canadian is mostly loin, British is closer to 50/50. >>496698763I've only seen it differentiated at pizza places and delis, since there's an obvious difference between thin, fatty bacon strips and bacon that's closer to the loins.
Jiajdbuaizbiaposibaijsbshahbajndiwnnzunko.
>>496697554source?
what would you do if you catch Hiyori eating out of the trash again? Squirt bottle?
Sora but improved.
>>496699129Scroll through https://x.com/HiRoB816
>>496699020Funnily enough, it was a Canadian who came up with Hawaiian pizza
>>496699135I did this
>>496699140sex
Thoughts on pineapple on pizza?
I love my cute fox daughterwife Izuna!
>>496699140Immediately adopt her and the rest of Arius and they'll live at SCHALE with all my other hobo students
GIFT CRAFTING FUCKING SUCKSHow do affection fags put up with this garbage UI
What would happen if Hiyori went dumpster diving and accidentally fell into Miyu’s trash can?
>>496699271Ah, I haven't done my hourly doomscrolling yet.
I used all my Set mats for gift crafting
>>496699020She's so young and already sagging...
Would Sora use pink rotor if she got one?
>>496699232NOW this is sexy
Like it or not, this is peak wife material.
>>496699804Who’s that in the middle?
>>496699493we don't
>>496699804
What do you like about this autist?
>>496698418I am going to cum on your adorable daughterwife's belly.
Miyako status?
>>496699386
Loli archive
>>496699980She knows a good wartime ration when she sees one.
>>496696373koyukichicken pineapple and the sauce is white sauce
>>496699985Shoo
>>496699804sluts
>>496699626Why use a toy when you can use sensei.
Koyuki is a chronic masturbator.
>>496699615
is it allowed to post this here?https://x.com/yampahood/status/1840849638318096716/photo/1
I regret rolling ksk
very bad morning
what's this i've been hearing about the new JP event being mistranslated?
>>496700398wait for the koharu poster and see
Don't forget to pat your students, bag
Urge to molest.
Isakusan's first monthiversary status?
>>496700614rectangle body
>>496700470Wear some heels, slut.
Hanako is more of a virgin than Koharu btw
>>496696373Call me boring, but I only like plain cheese or pepperoni.I had a pizza with pepperoni and bacon once, but even if it was good, never again because I don't want to be a fat fuck.
>>496700727Erotic...
>>496700841yeah that's the point
>>496700353Do you have any evidence of that?
>>496696373Nutella and bananas
4chan is old enough to be a sensei for its students
>>496698763>I thought "Canadian bacon" referred to what we call peameal bacon but apparently it's not quite the same thingNo, that's what it is. I bet some pizza places just call ham slices canadian bacon though.
Pizza is disgustingOverrice is better
>>496700859Boring.
>>496696373NoaPepperoni/sausage/chicken, red onions and bell peppers.
>>496696223>Return back to work from a 3 week vacation.>1st email that I see in my inbox is a notification that my monthly salary has been increased by €500.Guess they really missed me. Blue Archive.
>>496700023giving toki a full body massage with my mouth
I'm craving pizza now. Gonna order an onion, sausage, pineapple pizza tomorrow.
>>496700464AAAAAAAAAAA I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HIGH SCHOOLERS!!!
>>496678372still, hands and text are still the problem, this is just basic stuff, most people who put the hours can do way better stuff. Also this mainly benefits the characters that have no fanart at all, because the ones that are already popular already have everything for them.
>>496701259I don't think I understand what you mean.
Bug gym leader Kaede
how important is increasing ibuki skills for the eroha combo? i'm ou of gehenna mats...
>>496701492yjk
>>4967014985MMM
>>496701498not at all, also BKarin is better
>>496696373Bacon and cheese
I can't be the only one who thought her horns were supposed to look like ball pythons, right?
>>496701635I forgot Aru had horns
>>4967014985/1/1/1
Now that EZY is actually happening, BA definitely needs to collab with Patlabor.
>>4967014985111
aru is a dork
>>496701727They're her best feature though
>>496701635That's a banana.
>thinking that students are the sluts instead of sensei (You)Obvious sign of being a tourist. BA communities on reddit, xitter or here don't have those headcanons. Sounds like headcanons from other gachas instead.
>>496698164Depends on my mood. Sometimes a full 15 hours, other times I close shop early.
>>496701735>>496701753eroha combo the way to go this peroro, right?
I vividly imagine blowjob handle sex whenever I see a student with horn
>>496696373HibikiSpinach
Right, it's hat day today.
>>496701778
>>496701987Bro??
>>496701753>2660 raid coins for like 5% more damage
cheese on pizza is worse than pineapple on pizzablue archive
>>496701872It's starting in 10h30m right?
>>496696373I eat pizza once per month as my cheat meal. When I do make it, I usually put olives, turkey ham slice, thinly sliced garlic & mozzarella. The pie is about 150g in weight which produces a 12-inch thin crust pizza. Such a meal is about ~688–698 kcal, which is over half of my usual daily caloric intake which oscillates around 1200-1300 kcal / day.
>>496701489licku
>>496702510>my usual daily caloric intake which oscillates around 1200-1300 kcal / day.wow /bag/ really is a bunch of cute little girls!
stay fit /bag/
>>496701735>>496701753why 5can I get away with 3?
Enough about toppings. What’s your sides?
>>496702775We will laugh at you.
>>496702104
>>496696723you just know
>>496696373KayokoPepperoni and jalapenos
>>496700353Any girl that still wears striped panties in high school is
>>496702775you can get away with 1
Can I put fried fries, eggs or chicken on pizzer instead?
>>496702568naruhodo
>>496703110No, you have to use boiled fries.
>>496702510Weight and height? Are you cutting or something bro? That's a worryingly low amount of calories...
>>496703020
>>496702796I put spinach on a frozen pizza for the first time a few days ago. It's really good, the flavor actually soaks into the pizza if you put enough and makes the cheese taste sharper.
>>496703338koyuki is a stick, she has no ass, well maybe a little more than koharu
What the fuck? It's 4chin birthday?
>>496699804>cuck's frontline>wifeno lol
>>496702357Yeah, just about if I don't oversleep.
>>496701635they looked like chocolate bananas to me at first.
>>496702614>>496703317Not him but that's basically how many calories I eat in a day too. I go to the gym pretty frequently and focus on protein and vegetables mainly. I'm around 5'5" and 130 pounds and try to stay pretty lean so that sounds reasonable. I am not a cute little girl.
Kisaki should let her hair down
>>496696373Half pepperoni half chicken parmesan
>>496703650>I'm around 5'5" and 130 poundsCute!
>>496703650Peggable.
>>496703338i want to sniff her butt
You guys eat less than literal children.
>>496703650>5'5" and 130 pounds>This is what AIspammers proudly admit to looking like.
>>496703926you should only eat when you are hungry eating when you are not is how you get fat
>>496703806kill yourself
>>496703993Why is my daughter trying to seduce me
>>496703650put on the toki cosplay fag
>>496703989I read that doujin
Happy birthday 4channel
AIIIIEEEEEEEEEE THERE ARE MANLETS RESPONDING TO MEEEEEEEEEESAVE ME SENSEI
>>496704027something something your fault, probably.
I'm 165cm and around 59 kgs too but you don't see me spamming AI or being ugly
>>496703650>130 poundsI weigh 64kg and it's already close to death, how do you live nigga
>>496704117> t. manlet student, wearing clown shoes.
I'm 45kg
Yuuka bunda.
>your student>your weight
I miss when Little C's pizza was 5 buckaroos, what went so wrong?
>>496704165>or being ugly
>>496703650>5'5" and 130 poundsmanliest SEA monkey
>>496702510>>496703650>just finished my bi-weekly 2lbs of lean ground beef meal>1200 calories in the meat aloneWhat kind of mini-me humans am I posting with? Get it together.
Smallsei. Sensugly.
>>496704059I plan to.
>>496704486never post this again
>>496701738Patlabor being so far removed from the 1980s / 1990s feels weird. And didn't they try to reboot the series like a decade ago?
>>496704479She drew dicks all over my desk
Which one of you did this?
Good night, /bag/.
>>496704165Put on the Ui cosplay fag
>>496704537
mahiru no sora no tsuki
>>496704593(YOU), YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
I get the feeling that every baggot is either morbidly obese or a skeleton
>there are twinks in my /bag/
>>496696223>put a bunch of hot students in a single image>with AzusaWhy did they bother including her ugly ass?
>>496704642
>>496704696You're not wrong.
>>496704870
aieeee
>1300 calories is what the USDA recommends for a moderately active 2-4 year old
Get your PVP coins, /bag/!
>Perorodzilla raid where BKarin is metaWhat the hell, it feels like it's been ages since I've last used Karin instead of Hinata or MAris for a blue raid. I haven't invested in her in so long and I haven't been buying her elephs because I thought I'd never use her again, I still only had her at 4/7/7/7 UE30. I guess I can use Iroha instead.
1v1 me realtime PVP, anon-sensei
>>496705028>2-4 year oldI don't know how calories translate to food but isn't that too much calories for a toddler?
Rate the selfiehttps://x.com/erory6/status/1840883458459255235
>>496704934This is a man (unironically).
Good night /bag/, I'm going to fap to Kaede's perfect tits to sleep, see ya
>>496705205you know kids grow insanely fast, right? they need tons of energy just for growing and play alone
>>496705205kids eat like machines(for their size at least)
>>496705246And?
>>496705205Kids need energy and metabolize fast.
Set currently has 125 floors right? How hard is after floor 100?
>>496705246>>496704870How do men have hairless smooth bodies like this? I call bullshit.
>>496705139I wonder if Kisaki will solidify her position in this raid vs Iroha.
>>496705391quite hard
>>496705413some guys don't grow much body hair
Do not open
>>496705413I don't grow leg hair at all either so it's possible.
>>496705413Hair removal technology has gotten really good plus that guy is Asian so he's already half-woman to begin with and probably didn't have much to get rid of.
Did my fellow sensei liked this one?
Mika love
>>496703317>>496704474I'm 6ft9 & 215 lbs. I used to be a turbo lard ass but decided to go the /fit/. My end goal is 198lbs
you know, in hindsight, i should've picked iroha over d.ako when i was a new sensei...
>>496705621Hina must die
Thoughts on this student?
>>496704619Good night
Arknights anime season 3: Rise from Ember has been approvedIt will have 10 episodes
>>496696223I blame this general for giving me lewd thoughts about Kokona
>>496705747Lickable
>>496705586>plus that guy is Asian so he's already half-woman to begin with and probably didn't have much to get rid of.kek
Just beat Set 100.It was terrible.
>>496705786Stop that.Also it's INSTRUCTOR Kokona.
>bag is full of fat manlets
I hoarded enough resources to max nagisa's skills, level and equipment while I'm waiting for her banner. Should I proceed? Or are there skills that don't absolutely need to be maxed?>>496665948I was merely jesting
>>496705786> Didn't have one beforeWhat are you, gay?
I've never had Kokona. Is she the mini Ako?
>>496703650>5'5" and 130 poundsStudents for this feel?
are natsu, reisa, and koyuki related?
Millennium will fall.
>>496705982She's you're student you sick fuck
>momoi VA got marriedMomoi is a whore
SirA second Jurifag has hit the game
me with my angry little wife
>>496705727>6'9>cutting on 1300 caloriesBro you are going to lose a shit ton of bone and muscle mass, not to mention the loose skin. I hope you are at least continuing to do some resistance training to offset this. Are you using ozempic or something or are you just doing Auschwitz simulator at home? Your current weight is my goal weight but you're almost a foot taller than me jesus.
>>496705621Was it necessary to kill Hina?
Anyone got that image of comparison where a nice momoi artpiece only got a decent engagement and when compared to meme momoi, which got way more engagement than the artpiece? I need one for reference. I think it comes from the same guy who made pic related?
The trolley problem but instead of 5 people on one track and 1 person on the other it's 5 cheeses on the track and 1 cheese on the other also the trolley is made of cheese and at the end there is a big cheesy prize (it's cheese)
>>496705996sex
>>496706185She might have more than two if she got a second joke.
>>496706157It's a sickness and the only cure is more fucking.
>#1 had Iroha on defense>kick him out with Mikoto (she lasered the tank twice)>see he immediately switched her out when I load inheehee
4 tanks and an iroha, how do you win?
>>496706108The only confirmed siblings in the game that we know of, are the Saiba & Shuppo twins.
>>496706339very easily
My fellow senseis,The journey has finally come to an end for me. I am officially married to Moe after reaching 100 affection. I made a lot of mistakes along the way and slacked off here and there, but after 580 days, I finally achieved my goal. I couldn’t be happier to have made it this far.This experience has taught me that anything is possible if you love your student wife enough.Cheershttps://files.catbox.moe/fvet9k.mp4
>>496705621>Shitna diesIt's my favorite
>>496706341Kokona and Shun? Or is that spelled out as a found family thing?
>>496706341>forgetting about Shun-Kokona>forgetting about Kokona at allRetard
>>496706268goal weight as in I am currently bulking up to that weight
>>496706381congratulationsI think this is the only Moe image I have saved, but take it easy on sMoe when she arrives
>>496706381now you have to buy the wedding ring for 100,000 pyros in order to make it official
>>496706381Congratulation, but now what? Her alt?
hoshino should die
Whwn bluefes
>>496706381Congrats Sensei! You've finally reached the end of the journey! Wear that pink badge with pride.
Who do I replace Wakame and chinatsu with?I don't have izuna
>>496706381congrats!so, how about her alt?
>>496706268>not to mention the loose skin.My stomach looks fine I had a medical checkup yesterday & the doctor mentioned it herself.>I hope you are at least continuing to do some resistance training to offset this.Sure do. I go to the gym regularly.>Are you using ozempic or something or are you just doing Auschwitz simulator at home? Just diet & exercise.
>>496706381Time to celebrate.
>>496705727>Shirokofags are literal ogres
>>496706341I want to make love with Hikari so much
I took the Sakurako pill and invested in her to UE30, since she was my student of the day in lessons and she appears in my cafe all the time. I wanted to start passively raising her affection beyond 20 and hopefully get some elephs from the lessons campaign. Is she good for any future content outside of blue Set?
>>496706025
Haruna in the top lane is way more annoying to get so I'm happy people keep putting her in Sumire range.
>>496706714Allergy doner...
>>496706381Congratulations brother.
>>496706812That's awesome then. I used to do some coaching when I was in college and everytime I had someone who was heavy insist on a drastic cut like that they always got loose skin and/or yoyo-dieted and couldn't stick to it. It does work for a select few though.
>sort by bond>filter to stars 1 to 4>pick first one in the list>select mystic menu>scroll to the next student>keep scrollingI do this every day, it gives me immense dread.I dont know what Im expecting, like what do I really think I got 200 shards for one of them in a single day?
>>496706381Good job fellow sensei
>>496706714Bros?
>>496706714pick stuff from this and try itgood luck
>>496706381congrats Sensei
>>496706381congratulations now the church won't have any more complaints
Once a fatty always a fatty.
Junko killed them all.
>>496707482Once a racist always a racist
>>496707482*honk*
May someone please post September's affection check so I can properly make fun of Setlets on top of their lack of/pitiful affection progress
>>496707515
>>496696373I will live and die on this Hawaiian Chicken topping and you can't talk me out of it other than the occasional three cheese pizza when I'm feeling decadent.
>>496707482Not true, I was tatty fatty once, but nowadays I'm 65k
>>496696373I put kraft cheese slices on my frozen pizza.
>>496707403Thanks
What's your average baggot's height?Somehow I get an impression people here are either 2 meter tall human towers or 140 cm dwarves, no in between.
>>496707515there's no proof, sensei probably did all the work
>>496696373Anchovies, pineapples, and jalapenos.
Marina you literally have one job.
>>496707708Is it good?
FOX HATE!
YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE MURRAY
>>496707839Cleaning the bathrooms of red winter academy?
>>496707759182cm
>>496707942TANKING
>>496708023Oh
We all agree Neru is shit, right?
I made cacio e pepe
>>496707759180cm
>>496707759170cmMy studentwife is taller than me. But that's on-brand for her so I don't mind so much
>>496706381Good job
>>496708119>AI
I fuck rats.
>>496708102She's lovely
>>496707882AAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>496707759I'm 165cm and I have no shame over my height
>>496707759188, but it's the witching hour right now so the gnomes are sleeping at the moment.
>>496708179>I have no shame over my heightWell you should
>>496708119make carbonara next
>>496706381gg, Moefag. >tfw still have 19 ranks to goI'll get there one day.
>>496707759174
>>496708093sex
>>496696223Are there any other gacha games or games in general that have tons of cunny and lolicons like Blue Archive? Or is everything really just hags and fags? Feels like the western normalfags won and now everything just panders to them
>>496696373I put the innards of left over sandwiches from work on my pizza. usually a combination of swiss cheese, pesto chicken, sliced tomato, peperoni and some other sandwich meat. If I can be bothered I'll crack an egg on top too.
>>496707759180
>>496708137>I don't mind so muchShe minds.
>>496708179You should consider to become one of these cosplayers
>>496708212No I don't think so
>>496707109sex
>>496707759160cm
>>496708325>other gacha games or games in general that have tons of cunny and loliconsif you have to ask this question in one of the most popular generals on the board, that also happens to be tourist town, that also happens to be crossboarder central, then you might be one of the normalfags youre talking about
>>496707759178 king of average and all things mediocre
>>496708494You're already a giant in Asian countries
>>496708479all I got is that you hate /bag/
>>496708329That is casserole not pizza at that point.
>>496708325Blue Archive is also mostly hebes and hags my dude. /bag/ only likes to propagandize otherwise
>got sent another peace offering>avoid them on my climb>use my spare ticket to feed them some coins backI think I may actually miss this bracket.
>>496707759165 cmIt's kinda nice.
>funny hat on OPSo uh, how long has it been since you guys came here?
Think about it, who would make more sense to be a shotafanSomeone who's favourite student is a big titty girl with curves like AkoOr someone who's favourite student is a flat girl devoid of any girly features like Hina
>>496708446Why is she mad?
>>496707759171, but my copium is being an asian
>>496707759173
>>4967077596'1"/186cmI tower over my student wife but she could still kick my ass and I love her for that.
>>496708625The other way around, retards and tourists like you scream that blue archive is literally all hags but the reputation of the game as a cunny game is so massively large that a couple shitposts are like a drop in the ocean.
>>496708714
>>496708536literally any non-asian is a giant in asia
>>4967077591.81m measured last ~9.5 years ago
>forgot to read chapters againi'm too old to remember release datesits so over
>>496708381>Shun>being bothered>fucking Shun>"feeds you and treats you like a kid" SHUNThat's retarded
>>496707759everyone in /bag/ is 180 cm+, has a good job, a wife, kids, a flourishing social life, and a costco membership.
>>496708608isn't that a kind of pizza in america?
>>496708765God bless all the based lolicons that make up this community because everywhere else is really just hags and fags while being into petite girls is just surviving off crumbsOn another note, I'm so happy that Niyaniya is still getting art and didn't fade away like other FOTM girls.
>>496708839cope manlet
>>496708853you forgot those Godless people who live in places without Costco. Malnourished and destitute, they will post about horrible things like marmite and kangaroos soon.
>>496707759>met an anon off 4chan>the first thing he says to me is "I didn't expect you to be so small"
>>496708853i'm none of these (i want to die btw)except the last oneARONA SPONSOREDDOLLAR FIDDY
Yuzu pees when she cums.
>>496708839AND being treated like a kid. You're strong enough to play higher and higher with her, right Sensei?
>>496708990I blame Rimukoro
>>496708676Like 16 years.
>>496705928Bump
>>496708765>the REPUTATION of the game as a cunny game is so massively largeYou've literally just outlined the primary piece of evidence why the cunnytards are the actual tourists around here
>>496709074
Ibuki pees
>>496709046Meeting somebody from 4chan sounds like a bad idea. Hopefully they didn't harvest your organs or something
>>496709046Stop being short.
>>496708804>average Male height
why don't you people just get bigger?
>>496709128>CunnytardsMask off then, that was fast.I hope you continue crying and bitching for many more years because nothing you do will ever matter. Surely in 10 years you'll be able to look back and tell random people about how you totally owned those cunnyards by shitting up their threads.
>>496708453We know that she's sex but I want to know if she's meta for anything else.
>>496709025Australia has Costco...
>>496709092I hope she keeps getting more art in the future and maybe playable someday
>>496707109No
>>496709165he was cool, it's all about vibes and I have a good sense about it>>496709175how?
>>496709245*cums*
9 more hours to clear Set 97 for your studentwife, and Set 100 for your club.
I like the teams without yellow tanks because then I can do dumb shit like this (Junko is helping!)Her AOE is so bad she can't even hit 2 tanks...
>>496709083There's a reason I never skip arm day
>>496709217Yes? Japan's average is like 166cm and they're one of the tallest Asian countries. Most non-asian men have an easy 10cm+ on that.
can't believe /bag/ is full of lolicons
why is /bag/ filled with so many small lightweightsi could easily lift some of you off the ground
>>496709504My man.
Why are short males being discriminated when we are in blue archive, land of womanlets
>>496706381Congrats!
>>496708676I don't know.I remember desu being popular and code geass threads.
>>496709504You'd want more shoulder strength for that. That should be no problem though since you can easily strict press your body weight, right bro?
Darling is a manlet?!
>>496709481join me in the top ranks....... you want to fight against the UE50 sMiyakos and UE50 Minoris....
>>496708676Long enough to remember back when the site was actually good and you could discuss things other than porn, politics and racism.
LOOK OUT
Is it worth starting to play BA nowadays since I'm so late to the party
>>496709260https://bluearchive.fandom.com/wiki/JP_Banner/2024We've had a whopping 4 new cunny students this year (alts inclusive) my guy. 6 if you want to count Niyaniya and Rumi(small) despite being an NPC. Blue Archive has a higher proportion of lolis/lolicons than many other games, but it is by no means a mostly loli game either.It's a bit out of place to be talking about "owning" anyone either, when people here still accuse students like Asuna and Rio of being secondary bait, when the likes of Kisaki and Prof. Niyaniya have received far, far more even during their runs as NPCs. Double standards
>>496709809Nope, were gonna EoS any day now
>>496709809It takes like a year to catch up to endgame content
>>496709757>racismYou get a vacation for posting the n-word or making a mildly offensive joke on most boards these days.
Shun's pussy is desensitized from all the adult toys she's abused over the years(decades).
>>496709793AAAAAH JOCKEY ON ME
>>496709827>fandom
>>496707759198cm.>Tfw 2 short of 200+I'm already huge, but can't help feeling inadequate.
>>496709739I wouldn't be able to use CHibiki up there...It's infested with NYHaruna.
>>496709827tldr Here's another cunny picture so you can shit yourself harder
>>496708676It's been so long now that I don't remember anymore. Maybe 2006-ish? It was sometime when I was in middle school
>>496708676uhhhabout 19 yearshaha...
>>496709946You don't know true pain...
>>496709827>Hmmmmmm should I pick up all these games that focus on hags and big tits?>Nah I'll pick the game with so many lolicons that it made the crying face emoji meme go mainstreamExcellent way to spend your time, maybe someday you'll be able to convince someone.
>>496709960This retard was 18 in middleschool!
Blue Archive is actually a hebe game.
>>496710061How's the ground feel, manlet?
>>496709809Party?
which student would go to a rave party and do drugs
>>496710112I ignored the minimum age rule. I was a rebel like that
>it's lolishitters vs haggods time againConcerning.
>tfw same height as vegeta
>>496709827>my guy
>>496710302can seia see herself being pregnant
>>496710302I need me an actual hag loli. WHERE IS KUZUNOHA
>>496709313She's not even meta for Set after Kuroko became playable kek
>>496710317do you have vegetas hairline too
>>496710176
>>496710249konoka
>>496710387Suckywucky is the sub dps now, she replaces SIzuna.
>>496710387Every 112 clear uses her
>>496709956>spoilernyes, they're all UE40+ tooI'm happy I have a stable of units who can win games despite taking that EX at the start of the match.
But what about your penis size?
>>496708676Five years, I'm a lockdownGOD/COVID-CHAD.
Students should be taller than everyone. Way taller.
>Momoi got marriedWHAT THE FUCKSLUT
>>496710498It's kind of bright red at the tip and embarrassing
>>496710097probably picked up the game because they're afraid of "missing out" and try desperately to mold the threads and game to what they want to see and what they like since everyone bounces from game to game these days because they're afraid of "missing out" on the newest hotness regardless of whether the game appeals to them or not
>>496709793
>>4967104986 inches with a slight upward curve. Boring and unremarkable
>>496709946I'm 205 and have met people taller than me, maybe twice in my lifetime. Shit sucked.
>still biting really bag?
>>496709956Just don't be unlucky, bro
>>496696373>Airi>chicken and jalapeno
>>496710387It's a good thing I'm a Shirokofag and am going to build Terror regardless when I get her.>>496710471That's comforting at least.
>>496710568To me.
>>496710747my height and penis size are more important than blue archive discussions
fuck is wrong with this hours
>Rare evil Hiyori has appearedLife is so tough and painful.
>>496710803Marrying Kuroko exclusively
>>496709793>>496710718Ten bucks says she takes him to the right.
Honestly, if someone is screaming BA is a cunny game in /bag/, I will assume that guy is a tourist too.Same if you're screaming BA is a hag game.Captcha: R888R
>>496710482All my fun students just get deleted immediately by NYHaruna because a cover ignoring massive AOE centered near-uninterruptable high accuracy splash damage EX is cheating.There's never anybody fun in my top 10 either.
>>49671049816.5cmRestoring my foreskin
>>496696373UmikaHawaiian
>>496710741one of my best friends had such horrible stretch marks after hitting the 190s that I never really got jealous of people taller than me. Looked like a torture victim.I bang my head on cupboards enough I don't need more anyways.
Good morning fellow Mika enjoyers
>>496710878Late night America hours
this thread would improve if you posted more images.
>>496710920Key to a good tourist filter is to fit in as many fetishes as you can so it will turn out someone.
>>496710498
>>496710943#2 and #3 are both cool for different reasons. I am moderately blessed. #4 switches defenses a lot but it's all standard meta stuff so I don't like it
>>496710878is /bag/ ever good thothis place just switches from shitposting, sperging out, turbo offtopic hours and twitter coming here to seethe about cunny
>>496711139
>>496707759190cm here, I hope my fellow baggots are not manlet
>>496711258Straya Wakamo hours
>>496711283i don't get it
>>496710907>>496710803Good god she's so beautiful what the fuck. Chroma might not be so bad after all...?
>>496710907You have to marry all three Shirokos, even the feral one.
BA really owning the hagfags with cunny (age 17) and cunny (aged-down hag)
>>496710362
I did it to Kisaki again...
>>496711412Gonna COLOUR my students
>>496710920/bag/ being a hebegame is an undeniable fact though if we're just considering canon statistical age
>>496711007I've got stretch marks on my back and left side from growth spurts and people have commented before that I look like I got whipped, I sometimes feel self-conscious about not wearing a shirt when I go swimming because of it and I'm just lanky.
>>496711492Forcing Misaki to become a terror!
childs? too old...
>>496711569It's mostly 15s and 16s right?
>>496711492Mary would NEVER
wakakiss
>>496711668plot twist: she gets off to that shit
>>496706381Grats Moebro! Hope you're present tomorrow.>>496707560Go nuts
>>496711462how is that too many? i will fit even more inside her
>>496711690There's no holding back the inner succubus once it has been unleashed
I love seeing the hagcucks seething for hours and hours after someone reminds them that everyone knows BA is a cunny game and that their gaslighting and nonstop shitposting means nothing
>>496711685Yes, so hebe
Wolves
I like the flatties and the fatties
Hate staring at spread sheets. When will I be free
>>496711921as a hebefag, that is NOT hebe
I dislike Arona
Shut up.
>>496711973Be retardchad and just stop staring.
>>496711957i really wish shiroko was real the gap between her size and the way she acts is very erotic, i would pay alll what i have just to get a whiff of her armpits let alone be able to touch them, i would let her step on me and call me things, which she may think is a way of disrepecting me but in reality this is just a dream coming true,shiroko really is the epitome of elegance and eroticism, her small slender body and her eyes and the piercing gaze she gives could send shivers down my balls.shiroko is genuinely one of blue archive's finest creations if not the finest and if i could, i would let her own me
>>496711913>pretend to be horrified at what has happened to her>I actually did it on purposeMy devilish ways amaze myself
>>496711921Pretty sure hebes are 12-14
Shiroko raped me.
The prime ages are 9, 12, and 15.9 for peak loli performance, 9 is prime and is the best age overall.12 for delicious pre-teen budding without being fully grown yet.15 for peak hebe body after they're done growing without being too old.t. hebefag
>>496711967Based canon sensei. Imagine having a variety of delicacies in front of you and limiting yourself to only one. Couldn't be me.
>>496712170
>>496711231>my top 3 is just Marina/Nagisa/SShirokoI HATE YOUThe most interesting guy in my bracket is a dude who runs double Zoos in both attack and defense. But he's always like rank 150~ so I rarely see him...
>>496712171I remember reading this, but I forgot where it's from. Name?
Who are your least bonded students /bag/? Pic related for me.
>>496712284those are not prime7, 11 and 13 are prime
>>496712386>2* sshizukoHoly brick
what happens if Saya gets pregnant? just a hypothetical question of course...
>>496712317basically everyone else in my bracket is boring don't worry, it was just rare to see the two of them lined up like that tonightsebells and I both drop and climb pretty frequently, I've seen him in the 50s too
What's happening here...?
It may not seem like it but this is a Hasumi general.
It may not seem like it but this is a Kasumi general.
>>496712668>Serina as the spySomehow I can't argue against this
>>496712710sex
>>496712710Me on the bottom right.
the school uniform is way too hot
>>496712668TF2, in my /bag/? It's more likely than you'd think.
>>496712668Man I wanna see the whole skit done with the BA chibis now.
>>496712683Not when there's so many pinprick manlets in the general. Hasumi wants someone taller than her to treat her like a maiden
>>496712710
>>496712710Oh yeah? Post tail sex right now.
>>496712170>gets drained and dies from dehydration and repeated forced orgasms
>>496712710Kill yourself
coom in doomgood morning /bag/Posted this during burger hours so I'll post it again now if anyone wants to take a look: https://rentry.org/seiasorterBasically an attempt at making the BA sorter nicer to use.
>>496712602Having Sebells in your bracket automatically makes it more interesting than every single bracket I've ever had.
For me, it's brem.
>>496712986This, but also feetsex
>>496713026he attacks me with Wakamo teams usually please get more jealous
>>496713015what
How do i unbrick my account?
>>496713086genuinely almost started playing AL for her, but i didn't
>>496712954Hasumi is /ss/-coded fuck off
>>496713220holy cope
>>496713086Oh shit wrong threadFor me it's satsuki then.
>>496713220Nobody cares about your garbage fetish
Eat your students.
Ding dong. Time to pat your students.
>>496713158There is no brick, because of borrowing.
They are going to announce the new raid difficulty during the stream right? We aren't going to be stuck with boring ass trivial torment right?
When are we getting another conquest event or world boss? Why do they spend time developing gimmicks and never reuse them?
>>496712668Kayoko (Dress) would make a better Spy but that's just my bias. Koyuki is stick and goofy enough as Scout.
fellow senseis, help me. I know people asked about the biggest tits in game a lot, and there is even a chart, sure. But I'm not asking about the biggest. I'm assking about... the SAGGIEST. Which student has the lowest hangers? Which one gave into gravity the most? Which are the heaviest?
>>496713375>streamwhat stream?
Good night, /bag/
>>496713220That's what you WANT her to be, not what she actually is
>>496713220you talk like a tranny
>>496713409Akane
>>496713137
>>496713426The stream on the 19th.
>>496713409Shun. She doesn't wear bras.
>>496713132>>496712986
>>496713409We've got quite the assortment of worthy competitors honestly
>>496712668>>496713379don't we have like 2 students with bats to play as Scout?
Will you roll for Hina's thrid alt?
I've just recently started obsessing over tea.Student for this feel?
fellow senseis, help me. I know people asked about the cunny in game a lot, and there is even a chart, sure. But I'm not asking about the cutest. I'm assking about... the FUNNIEST. Which student has the cutest and funniest? Which one are the brattiest? Which are the most in need of correction?
>>496713482That's literally a penis you can't post that here.
>>496713638subscribed
Don't forget to pat your students.Also, each time nyHaruna appears in my cafe I feel inclined to invite nyJunby so they could spend some time together.
>>496713375Greg was already datamined for the next TA after Kurokage. No new difficulty. Enjoy malding for speedruns.
>>496713638Kanna.
>>496713623Of course. Also I'm sad that that one Halloween crowding disaster in Korea ruined any chances of Halloween costumes for Blue Archive.
>>496713548Dumb old HAG
>>496713638kanna
>1 purple gift>1 treasure mapThanks.
>>496713659you're seeing things
>>496713680It bothers me that they can't use the furniture unless the other is present. Their animations don't even interact with each other.
>>496713638Nagisa.
Big students should only be with small senseis.Just as small students should only be with big senseis.I don't make the rules it's just how it is sorry.
>>496713646Kokona
>>496713617>NPC Baseball Club and a colab characterEh, I don't think we really care about who's holding a stick over their personality and physics.
Okay but which student is the perkiest though? Is it Iori?
>>496713638Nagisa>Member of TEA Party>Is constantly seen by her table sipping tea and eating sweets
>>496714046Kokoner.
>>496714046Coom in Coom.
>>496713409BAkane. Her L2D is peak /sag/ and I rolled her just to have it, even her sprite is saggy as hell, I'm glad she doesn't seem embarrassed about it because I want her to embrace her natural heavy saggers.
>>496713638Nagisa
>>496714046hifumi. her womanly curves are perfect.
>>496713571>Tail coming out of her shorts in a way that could expose her pantiesGood technique, she's got a thick ass tail, I want her to wrap it around my waist like leg-locking.
>>496714198her L2D is peak sagcore.
Gosling bros status?
sexy seia
>>496714198She'll get a breast reduction surgery the day after your marriage and then get fat with none of it going back into her tits.
unsexy unseia
>>496714463I miss perky seia
>>496714514Don't say such evil things. Anons did say I had to marry her after triple rolling her on one 10-pull. I'm pretty sure she's at like bond 28 right now just from head pats.
>>496714514>breast reduction surgeryThat sort of evil technology doesn't exit in Kivotos.
>>496708325ZZZ?
big boobs hurt after a while. for some it's like getting the appendix removed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP2g-SH2xYA
>>496713025thanks perky seia poster i fucking hated having to redo it every time
New Nono doujinhttps://x.com/oryo/status/1840997311079727535
Asking the PvP autists hereIs it worth swapping out Yuuka for SMiyako if I have her at UE40?
>>496714814depends on what you're facing against
>>496714694they have halos here you daft cunt
>>496714814be yourself
> Out of image againIt's over.
Kissing Izumi a lot
>>496714463sniff
>>496714814Yuuka will be better in most situations. I've used SMiyako a bunch in some low cost teams because it's funny and she can occasionally do some funny damage vs Marina.Ultimately though, Yuuka will have better survivability.
no one post so we can be out of images forever
how good is the Iroha+Ibuki EX on Peroro? It's able to cover all of the peroros and even hit the big one in one go, but the damage seems subpar (although I haven't been buffing her)
>>496715059your fault
>>496713479>>496713580>>496713548>>496714198So, is it Shun or Akane?
> Greg soon> My S.Saki is not built, lvl 1.Motherfucker.
What's the next op? Moe because of the 100 anon?
>>496715164idk
>>496715178Akane. Shun at least looks firm in her L2D, B.Akane is saggy as shit.Not that I'd complain though.
I don't like them too saggy they're meant to be teenagers not my grandma
>>496715496> He doesn't want gilfGaylord in my /bag/ shelter.
sex sexy momoi sex
>>496715214Cope with Insane
miyako when sensei speaks to other students that aren't miyako;_;
>>496715178Akane has some hefty saggers
>>496715682Wrong.It's ◕‸◕
◕‸◕
For me its pink archive
>>496715596yeah
>>496715430>>496715496I love a nice hefty pair of saggers, big breasts with all of their weight at the bottom that reach to the belly button are pure sex.
stop posting ◕‸◕ you'll summon her during your rolls
Pink nipples archive.No imeji so I can't be judged by Koharu.
I don't understand you. What is the appeal of sagging breasts? They should be considered unattractive!
Kasumi NEEDS to sit on my face
>>496715925⪩ ⪨θ ω θThen I'll just summon someone else instead
>>496715886>reach to the belly buttonwhat the fuck
Some of you are definitely shagging the dusty old hags at the retirement home
i want key to jerk me off
>>496716051Stop trying to make me horny.
Which student should be the next OP?
>>496715164I only fooled around with it a bit.I usually get 3 main cannon shots per summon. One from Ibuki's skill and the other two from Iroha, randomly. So that's 3 big AOEs for 8+5 cost.I think Ibuki's skill says the damage depends on Toramaru, so you should be buffing the tank itself.Oh, and if the laser is hitting Ibuki for some reason, she stops taking damage when she gets in the tank.
⪩ ⪨θ ω θsorry for being sexy seia
>>496714514And now you reminded me about one Czech pornstar who had massive tits, got impregnated by her bf (who also got her into porn), who took all their money and ran away. She then found some beta-loser who married her and then she reduced her tits to basically nothing.
i can post key sexo and no one can do anything about it
>>496716112iori please she needs representation
>>496715959Big, hefty, natural, gravity, have you ever had 10lbs of boob smash you in the face while you're getting the lap pillow treatment?>>496716009I'm a man who can appreciate all types of breasts. Saggers just happen to be my favorite.
>>496715987⪩ ⪨θ ω θ seiasex
>>496716171No! Saggy tits are unattractive. Should be for men. Small is better. It doesn't lose firmness, it looks more aesthetic, it even feels more pleasing! Small boob you can grab in your hand even if you have small hands! And big tits? look like udders! Men shouldn't be attracted to them, it makes me mad
I had another productive day of gooning to cunny
>>496716353Have you got your low testosterone levels checked out?
>>496714454There is something inside me that is hard to explain
ᓀ‸ᓂ
>>496712284>The prime ages are <...>all wrong. it's 14.
how the fuck are you supposed to clear the EX challenge if the turrets are outside of the viewport?
>>496716353Koharu stop posting here and go back to fingering yourself over Hasumi.
>>496716143BUSTY BUFFY aka LUSIE WILDEholy shit that is some nice nostalgia. she is also retarded, you know? like, not any disease or mental disorder, she just has super low IQ
I'm baking (lie)
Does shiroko think about raping her victims while she goes for a jog or does she get the urge spontaneously whenever Sensei bends over
What went wrong with Aru?Is it because of her VA?
young innocent me once feel asleep on a classmate's saggers on the bus during a school trip and I still think about it quite often
>>496716616>she is also retardedShe definitely looked like she is in almost if not all of her videos.
>>496716778>>496716778>>496716778
peebuki
>>496716764>classmate>sagger
>>496716143>>496716616Ah man, that really takes me back, her expressions always looked horribly boring but her tits were insane, I still have her early image sets saved somewhere, it pains me to think she got a reduction and I'd hate to see the aftermath.
>>496716390Nice. You should goon all day to haggy tomorrow.
>>496716890no thanks
>>496716976Variety is the spice of life anon.
Late but grats Moe anon on the bond 100!