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Game is full of cheaters.
can mandem have a thread without leofaggotry innit
Summary of last thread to save you time and neurons from reading it:>Jun is broken because she has a string that can't be sidestepped>80% of tekken 8 players use auto CH scripts
if everyone is cheating then i won't buy the game
I have cursed this temu game with eternal plight until anna gets added
Features:Throw tech - Breaks throw attempts on you automatically in any situation.Stealth features - % Fail/Success bar so you can set how often you are successful on doing throw break or reversals.Frame Delay - you can delay throw tech however many frames you want.Hold Frame Randomization - You can set a min - max window and the keys will be held randomly between that window so your throw tech or other moves don't come out always in the 1st frame but RNG.Autoblock - Automatically blocks any attacks mid, lows.Auto duck highs - Automatically ducks high attacks giving you the chance to whiff punish.Auto block lows - Self explanatory, block low attacks.Wavedash hot key button - 1 button Wavedash, which makes it easier to move faster.Backdash hot key button - 1 button Backdash.PEWGF hot key - 1 button electric god fist.Unlock All Costumes Except Fight Pass Items - Unlock everything (We do not touch microtransactions Namco)VIP Features:Reversal - Character specific reversals, Dragunov is busted...Auto grab armored moves - An auto counter against armored moves.Jin Parry - Jin parry lets you open up the opponent for a full blown combo either manual or lua based.Full Bots for the most used characters - Ready scripts of full bot behavior for punishing and combos etc, simply load them and you are good to go.LUA SUPPORT - One of the most OP features of the tool allowing the user to create it's own scripts to fit it's needs,Auto whiff punish scripts, Smart Combo Macros (You can create a script that does a full combo based on the button pressed, for example left punch followed automatically by whatever you think is best) and so much more,Auto Side-Step Dodge, pretty much anything you can think of now you can create, you can create them or use community created scripts.
they should retcon ogre killing king i, really make him pathetic
>cheatingI knew ya'll niggas were bad at this game but holy FUCK
ngl they should just incorporate scripts into the game so everyone has a fair chance
i look exactly like this
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they should incorporate anna into the game
>>496884078>mrowl11>it's realholy fuck the plot thickens
Am i retarded for thinking akuma should have been a series staple after tekken 7. Him not being around feels so weird
niggas can't even afford a $5 stage and you think 80% of tekken playerbase is paying 10€ to play the game for 5 days
>>496884361this but Negan
17er blud really said it doesn't feel like tekken without akuma
*saves tekken in your path*
>>496884361you have to be retarded to think otherwisebring gouki back nigga
>no no one is paying for bots on twitter or blue checkmarks to farm clout and get money>no on one would pay 5 dollars monthly to win at the game when they have subs to every single streaming services they use to maybe watch a single show
4th DLC needs something special These fuckers are gonna lose players to Sparking Zero
>>496884361If you want his tekken 7 loyal to the source version, yes, yes you are, a single 2D character will ruin the game for me.If you want him remade as a proper tekken character, then you have an extremely based opinion, it would make sense with how they tied him to the most important characters in the story and his new SF6 design is sick.
I know who should've been a staple char
>>496884591Im pretty sure on new twitter you get the checkmark for free if you are affiliated with a brand or reach a certain amount of followers. People don’t even pay for them anymore
if you don't fix the cheating problem, i doubt you'll ever see Anna in the game
>>496884747I think he should be reworked to not kill you for a jump in, if thats what you mean.
>>496884361yes RETARD
>>496884361no GENIUS
>>496884361maybe LEVEL HEADED INDIVIDUAL
How does Murray expect me to buy tekken coins if all i'll be doing in playing against script kiddies?
i'm not your toy
Those people will be dealt with. For now, we here at Bandai Namco require your support to combat such people.
I don't have money to spend. I lost my job opportunity to a paki.
knee looks like he gets happy endings fr
>>496884064Feel free to step on me whenever.
what do I do against hei cd44? can I react to the second low?
>block a hellsweep>1 frame of db + punish button instead of df>self robbed a launchepic
>>496885661yeah, but he has a mid optionthat's the heihachi casino special
>>496883336Sure but they can still allow it ffs. The eye color thing and hat thing is insulting
Why would i buy skins if i can mod them in the game for free?
I am the cheaters of tekken 8. Yes I cheat. Yes I get free ranks. Call the namcops, I don't give a fuck.
So has ranked felt better for you guys recently? I have been matched against other people of my rank recently which is nice
I haven't played the game recently and I don't plan to play it ever again.
>>496884064i want to look exactly like this
>Kuma>AkumaKek Yapanigs really can't come up with creative names.
i dont really care about winning, i just want to play the game.Cheaters don't let me play the game, they make me tryhard and then they don't rematch when they lose.
>>496884819>>496884574>>496884361All jokes aside. This is who needs to come back asap. Maybe not as 2D as before, sure, but if they gave Heihachi a new identity they can do it with her too.
I have a confession to make /tekgen/...I cheated my tenryu rank... I don't deserve this red png....
>>496884078>without having to worry about the guessing game mechanicsholy based
>heihachi>jinpachi>jin>jun>kazuya>kazumi
is heihachi strong or mid
>>496843497I know you do. I get a twisted satisfaction when I see guys like you lose on purpose to my Lili, or get distracted and then humiliated. Fucking pervert.
>>496884574girls don't dress like that
>>496886585What happened here?
>>496885749Bayman is somehow less stereotypical Dragunov
>>496886585Kek, Tien is such a jobber.
>>496843497i try my best against lili and always(almost) lose
I want to lick off a tgirls dick cheese and eat shit out of her chili maker
>>496886930Love to hear it. I was the smuggest smile on my face watching this compilation.This man wanted to cryhttps://youtu.be/rsx2LlIsXAc?feature=shared
I would throw vs. anna in temu 8 given the opportunity
>>496885713you can low parry bro
Anna will have a 11f power crush plus on block homing mid out of her stance and 2 throws out of her CJ stance
How the fuck do I deal with Reina basically having no viable mixup
>>496887607what rank are you?
>>496887787I literally installed the game yesterday I don't know shit anon. I just wanted to start a discussion.
>>496887968How can you say with such confidence that she has no viable mixup then?
am i fucking crazy or is the movement feels much better in mgs3 compared to tpp? it's actually similar to the 5dr/tekken 8 situation
>>496888057I don't know I'm just bad at the game. Like I said I just wanted to start a discussion and see what you guys had to say about her.
>Lili>"Excuse my Feet" plate
blud said he's desperate to keep /tekgen/ alive
>>496887238fuck you and fuck lili
>people quitting the game>anon is desperate to keep the general aliveshoulda done something against the scripts kiddies, Anon.It's over.
me and leoanon last night...
>>496888175you can just keep playing and learning
>>496888175Don't say something so confidently that you don't know shit about. Then again this is /tekgen/ so I don't blame you for thinking that's the correct thing to do. But it's not, for future reference.Her hellsweep~WRA mixup is fake out in the open, there is no mixup there. It is a real mixup at the wall.Her ff2~SEN rock/paper/scissors she can access at any point is always real at all points in the match.She has mixups.
>>496887607you literally can not. she is the most busted character in this gamehttps://streamable.com/kl92bs
>>496888175Well she does have mixups, most have them relying on going into stances.
the mid day dread is settling in again
>>496888487me but with lilianon
Just took a fat Lidia time to hop onto ranked with Heihachi
>>496888619back to your wageslavecage john
>>496888606still hilarious
I don't have a wage cage to go back to, i wish I did.
>>496887607bro just use your brain... or angerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbsbcKfqtSQ
>>496887457insufficientmake her FC mix completely safe in heat and make QCF1 homing as well
>>496888586>>496888612Thanks for the detailed reply.
Nina is fucking boring asf
Nina is interesting as fuck
Nina fucksfuck Nina
nina is evil as fuckwho kills their sister's fiance at their wedding?
>>496883796I really want to see a bot Jin parry everything.
post your best succubus customizations.
I'm mentally well
standing is a stance
If I were Steve...let's just say Nina wouldn't remain the cold, detached person that she is now
>>496889570implying anyone here can afford 500 Tekken coins
Season 2 will have a third williams sister, another Mishima, a third king variant (female this time) and another bajiquan character (xiao meng)
>joka hoochi getting bodied by fengnothing changes, feng is still retarded. I really hate how esports prevents this game from getting the patches it needs
>having a leverless or stick on my lap gives my left arm tennis elbow after a few minutes>having it on top next to my keyboard makes it too high because of the height of itI'm going insane from not finding a comfortable position to play man
an assassin
80% of all Bushins and up use a "30% EXTRA CH% SCRIPT"They can win by having you run in and do a move and get CH more often than not. It's not some magical timing bullshit, 80% of all Bushins and up are literally cheating to get 30% more counterhits.
@sharkpantyeliza from tekken cosplay
>>496889570Sorry I don't play female characters
pressing 1 locks you in a stance
the third williams sister is gonna be scottish
>a third king variant (female this time)I would let Murray fuck my ass for this
>>496889818I just want to learn Tekken and I was so excited for it too..
I'd catch a grenade for Reina (yeah-yeah-yeah)Throw my hand on a blade for Reina (yeah-yeah-yeah)I'd jump in front of a train for Reina (yeah-yeah-yeah)You know I'd do anything for Reina (yeah-yeah-yeah)
>>496890000that's julia aka jaycee
I want to look and act like Anna
>>496889923Almost perfect, and I hate to say this, but she needs bigger boobs. Canon Eliza is the huge boobs custome one
>>496888606This reina used a script to get 30% more counterhitsThere was no magical timing bullshit involved, only scripts.
t8 eliza is gonna be peak cumfiction
>>496889923Sexooo
my life is scripted failure
>>496889517even better, while wearing the sister's wedding dress
>>496889917>magical timingwhat is magical about pressing a button at the same exact timing that counterhit you 5 times before
>>496890226what would <7's and flat chested girls do without cosplay, how would they get their validation
>>496890202I want you to sit on me.
>>496888606>the scream at 0.40 secondsToo good
i want to look like anna and sit on an anon's face
>>496890435They can cosplay Reina who is canonically flatchested. Maybe even Ling.
I need a man to service me
Should I study or take the subway to buy CONDITIONER because my hair looks like a rat nest? and return to college after a 50 minute conditioner purchase event? (very miserable)
I just want anna in temu 8
>>496890435Cosplay flatties like Xiaoyu and Reina. Why'd you think they designed them that way?
>>496889923>>496890226need eliza cock
I want anon to look like Anna and sit on my face>>496890639I need to service a woman.
I wasn't gay before I visited /tekgen/
GOTCHA!
>>496890925
Azucena and Panda should not have been on Tekken 8.
@UnderTekken_
>>496891130Lei and Eliza and Marduk should have though.
>>496891186agreed
>>496891051why are japanese people so stupid what kinda plot is that??
I wonder how many niggas just set a female on front page and just furiously jack off while looking at their face
>>496891186>Mardukno.
>>496891342Modded lewd oufit makes it even better
i just set a female on the front page and get intensely jealous that they get to look like that while looking at their face
>>496886087Just cheat yourself?
Speaking of females, which ones are more built for femdom? Reina was a surprisingly great addition for femdomfags imo.
>>496891342i jackoff to eddy's diarrhea color face and patchy beard follicles
>>496891342I was close with lili, her t7 outfit is a personal favorite of mine
I would set anna on the front page given the opportunity
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
Calm down Kazuya
anna has hiv AND aids AND ALSO herpes
Keep fighting Annabro, your the only person that cares about her in Anno Domini 2024 but I believe in you
>>496889570@nob_matrixダーク系ザフィーナさん#鉄拳8 #TEKKEN30thDark Zafina
i would happily get HIV and AIDS and herpes if i could look like anna
Im going to go buy conditioner
I'M JACKING ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGMY GOD ARGGFDSDFFDFDKDDFDFDFFDDREINA MY LOVE ADKDSJDSJKDCUMMMMININGGGARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>496891707Anal cavity inspection with Jun
I reached tenryu now what?
>>496891473What would you do if you were her?
>>496891968your IQ is somewhere in 90-100 range
>>496891968Lol in your dreams, nobody in this is thread good enough to get past eliminator.
>>496891863If it makes you happier I'd gladly cut off my left arm if it could make you look like Anna.
>>496891707The gloves stay on
>>496891968now you can stop mashing and actually lab the match ups…
>>496889570@clumsystevie
Bro that Asuka cosplay looks like dogshit
>>496891815in time, my girlboss casino kween will send these frauds crying back to slime troonies 6
>>496892469ta chichona la plebe… also why red? blue fits her more…
Fergus, the shittiest larper in the world, wants Anna too
Why was Jun dressed like a whore in tekken 2?
>>496892754I am better than faggus at the game so that is inconsequentialput anna in the game
>>496892469This one actually looks good.
post 30 seconds of you playing Tekken at GoD using Fergus stance when sitting
>>496891930>dyed hair>college kid>daddy’s girl>asianI should’ve expected they’d give her BPD on the story. The writing was on the walls from day 1
>>496893386yeah I can do that just lemme reinstall temu 8 rq
>JDCR picks Heihachi at TWT LCQs>in losers side top 24 against a complete literal who>commentators try to hype him up, crowd doesn't give a shit>does nothing but single df1 and jab for the first round, doesn't pop heat, loses>second round gets a heat engager, does df1 into nothing afterwards, spends heat dash, does d4 then literally nothing for 10 seconds>never accesses warrior heihachi despite it being free>gets a launch that should kill later on but does the wrong heat combo, loses that round>loses the set>shows no emotion afterwards, must maintain robot sent from the future meme>post-tournament takes a photo alone looking despondent in an empty venue but with an optimistic adage and thanking sponsordon't know if I can watch this whole charade again
@RavenboyRHThe cleanest wavedash you will ever see with Heihachi #Tekken8
>>496889570@KAWAGOE25inuアプデで来た衣装神すぎる鉄拳8神ゲー#鉄拳8The new costumes in the update are so godlike, Tekken 8 is a godly game.
>>496893978This one is a bit mid. Would have worked better with standard Lili hair colored black.
@Lycoon2
Annabro's penis just exploded
>>496892351and I would sit on your face for making me look like her!
>win 1st match>lose 2ndI don't rematchFuck you
based
any word on josie mr murray
So is Reina just acting between cutesy and evil or is she genuinely mentally unwell and flips between two personalities
>>496893532There's nothing BPD about her. Unironically she's just a strong woman with that Mishima swagger. Which is why I love her.
No and if you ask one more time she's getting retconned from ever existing. Try me, faggot.
>>496893726Along the winding road, his flame grew dim,The fierce resolve to conquer all, slipped slow.It’s not defeat, but time’s unyielding hand,That steals the fire and bids the heart let go.
sidestep is a stance
'na
>>496894710Are you autistic or something? That cutesy thing is an intentional facade, it's such a one dimensional and obvious thing how could you possibly miss that?
I want to get my hole plugged
Josie was removed from NY stage in order to add NIKE ads!Get ready for the next battle!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soPWadjAEUI
I... I WANT TO LIVE!
>>496894890Holy babe...
I'm pretty sick of living fr
>>496894964That's why I initially thought but the new episode makes it feel like she's just alternating between personalities
>>496894710She's 100% acting. You can see her mental speech and she has usual domineering contralto voice. You can see it in the Heiachi episode too after her fight with Lidia. She does it on purpose to either creep people out or outright manipulate them. Makes sense she's able to hide she's Lil Hehiachi, she has to.
Yeah my 'ka is Raijin, no biggie.
A fight is about
finna replay last story chapter
>>496895148So you're definitely autistic then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSk6XyQKrNUOH OH OH OH
>>496895286THE best in the thread.
>>496895286That's boosted.
>>496894417That would be too much for me.You just looking at me or stepping on me would be enough already.
I look like this irl if any of you care
Long hair Reina > short hair Reina
>>496895286this is what a real tekken player's stats should look like. if you have anything higher than this you are a tryhard who doesn't play by feel
>>496895286Dragunov is pretty carried but imo the thing that makes him carry way harder than he otherwise would be is his qcb2. It's so evasive, if you know that a dragunov uses it under pressure you have to specifically tailor your offense to countering it. If that includes not pressing at all and waiting to punish, then he has the opportunity to run his own offense which is super strong.Only a few characters have buttons they want to press a lot that hits it, it's pretty fuckin ridiculous.
So how did this nigger regain his memories, exactly? How did he lose them in the first place?
babies when?
>>496895408I look like thiswe should meet up
Can you give Leo the long hair?
alright im bored with heihachi where's dlc 4 and dlc stage 2
>>496895898hahahahahaha
>>496895726Kazuya punched him really hard then her hit the boulder really hard
>>496895458I tried making an Asuka cosplay using her long hair and the new tracksuit with the irish cap and eyepatch. I then remembered you can't use hats with different hairstyles. Harada I hate you so much.
>>496895759Jin's brother in 9 months
Why did Jun trust Heihachi with her son? Is she stupid?
>>496894964>are you autistic or somethingasking this on 4chan is like asking if there are any muslim people in mecca
>>496895726he headbutted a meteorite and that made him remember everything immediately
>>496896104Jun is in menopause she can't have a shit of babies
>>496894782will was cooking here
>>496895818>>496895408You're fucking lying.
no I'm not
>>496895458it took 9 months to detach lili's hair, edit the bangs and add colored stripes...
>>496896154Well? Are there?
>>496896131The woman spent her childhood talking to hallucinations, it's clear she is not all there.
>>496896214>A Kazama's power fosters lifeMagic to have sex and produce
Can someone please explain how the Heihachi b1+2 parry works? Does it work vs everything? Can you parry running and jumping moves?
>>496896594Mids and highsProbably not
>>496896131>is she stupidpretty much
*hop in*
>>496896493yes there are only muslim people in mecca, non muslims are forbidden from entering the holy city
>>496896131Because he was his granddadAlternatively, Jun is autistic and didn't notice
>>496896673I wanna hop in her ass while she lets out a huge fart
>>496896131>animal activist>not mentally challengedchoose 1
>>496896131Because he was the only one besides her who had a chance against Ogre.
>>496895310https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aSGQx6_-Yk
>>496897112Paul and Mokujin though
$5 8jobben 8wageslagen 8neeten 8smellen 8
>>496897218Would you leave a child alone with Paul?
>>496897382Better than Heihachi I guess
>>496897218Yeah, Heihachi sounds more reasonable
>>496896946damn bruh needs to move on
Asian tranny phenotypically emulating a white woman
>>496895458>wanna buy that skin just for the long hair
Unironically Heihachi was a great foster dad for Jin until what he did at the end. He had incredibly good PR in the Tekken world and was seen as a hero for defeating Devil in T2.
Being shot in the head is the correct punishment for failing to lose your virginity by 18
>>496897765No one knew about Devil thoughBut he did beat Kazuya
>>496897674Unironically kinda looks good
>>496897886that would be 60%~ of population these days
i lost my virginity to a woman but have not lost my anal virginity to a man yet
>>496897886Reminder that he's like 24 now and he's still a virgin. He's canonically the stronger Mishima though so being a volcel works. Chadashi spread his seed all over the world and he got destroyed so many times. Would have been dead if Tekken Monks didn't save him, too.
Reminder that Jin started WW3 for nothing.
Sometimes i think tekken is easy then i try to pick up a new character and completely forget how hard it was. Im fucking around with nina and damn all my muscle memory is fucked, i can barely punish anything and it gets worse when i play on the right.
lonely and vulnerable men be like hey this tekken thing is pretty fun i'm gonna buy a hitbox
>>496897886theres nothing wrong with being a virgin
>Heihachi has 35 kids >Kazuya has 1 kid>Jin hasn't even kissed a girl Is this some sort of political commentary on the increasing celibacy of each new generation since the end of ww2
>>496895818
>she starts taking her clothes off
is xiaoyu virgin?
>>49689828248 hours since devil jin rage art bug was found and bamco have remained silent
>>496898479Best pair.
>>496898468The first thing you learn in high school creative writing is anything can mean anything you want, it literally doesn't matter.
I...like stance charactersI was desperate to paint them as the enemy because I didn't want to accept that fact
>>496898905reina is actually jinpachi's wife who time traveled to the present
Despite all my attempts to learn Mishimas I think I'm still a Raven player
4 days of early access is bad business
>>496898757What kind of question is even that
blud likes when the game plays for him
The fraud characters in this game (Nina, Dragunov, Shaheen,Asuka) are all poke, jab strings pressure rushdown monkeys and so by definition stances are honest
Where's the Lucky Chloe fanbase here???
i want to learn steven but i hate stances
>>496898468I now imagine Jin spending family money on gacha and body pillows.
chloenation picked up dj
Steve and Yoshi and Hwarang are the best interpretations of stance characters. Yoshi most of all
AHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Okay then I look like this
Crouching is a stance.
all stances are statesnot all states are stances
Now that you're dead and buried for the next 6 years, what's the next part of your plan?
Hwarang has so many moves and stances it's unlabbable
>>496899510You wish
Give me this Devil Jin, Murray.For free.
listen to OCTAVARIUM now! FUCKERS
no there's no plan then? Just the same cycle of posts and images for 6 years?
>>496900073I have trouble sleeping so I would be fine with this
>>496900185Correct
THE PLAN IS TO PLAY SOULCALIBUR 7 WHEN IM 36 AND GET PLASTIC SURGERY TO LOOK 18 AGAIN
>>496889818>>496890049It might be something of your posture. There's a right and wrong way to use a fight stick, to hold it.But don't become too attached to playing on a stick. Especially if it's not comfortable for you. Tekken is, and always was, a game designed for the PlayStation. Hence for 4 button concept. Pros win tournaments on pad.Whilst a fightstick is definitely better than a gamepad, in terms of meeting the limits of the game system, it's possible you as an individual may never meet the limits of a pad controller in that game system.
I'm 31 years old, it's way too late for me to transition.
>>496900185yeah
It's never too late! Believe in yourself Asukasissy!
MURDER MURDER MURDERLISTEN TO DREAM THEATER
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6IMz7UtBE0
if you want this staple character back, you must explain to me why
>>496891707>>496891942>>496892395BASED
how do i use heihachis install
the anon before cracked the code, Harada and Murray clearly just have a begging fetish
>>496901237>I will definitely read itunironically why does this give such strong "im not going to read it lmao" energy?
>>496901434what else will he do while he's in airport lounges traveling in and out of japan?
>>496901237HE WANT TO HEAR SOME FREAKY SHIT KEKKK
H just flies for the free peanuts and mini whiskey bottles
This has to be one of the wildest things I've heard... someone I know told me "no one looks at me like a slut anymore since I've reached GoD, they are just boring to play against"They went and bought tekken on a new steam account just so they can freely slut around in low ranks.>cock thirsty whores are reaching GoD, but you anon... yes... you're stuck in greenlo
>>496901237at this point ganryu has more chances to comeback than Anna because stans
>>496900468I'm for sure fucking up my posture but I find it more fun so it sucks that I can't use it
>>496900202try heroine
KEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>496901434Because he's not a native English speaker and isn't very strongly aware of contextual tone in EnglishI also knew an English teacher living in Japan and he told me sarcasm is literally nonexistent in Japanese. It just isn't a concept in their language.
post above is literally me looking at Tekken 8
Something funny to you, bitch ass nigga?
i thank god every day that we're not ever going back to this
KEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>496901951That English teacher this jyjuna
>>496901794Tbh it's pretty hot when everyone thinks of you as a slut when you play against em, it's a turn on
I think Asuka might be the funniest Tekken character. Thoughts?
I think you're a fucking nigger.
Realistically and without laughing while writing it? What will they even do when Season 2 drops?
Why should Anna Williams be in Tekken 8?
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>>496902002>>496902131neuchwhat you niggas kno about dat*smack lips*nah mean
I agree with you asukabro
Same as t7 season 2 brought the same s characters plus Godzilla
>>496902134well don't hit GoD ranks anon, else no more fun
>>496902362She shouldn't be. Julia, Josie > anna (ew).
I WANT TO BE SISSIFIED
>>496902304>popular returning character>new booba character>hype guest character (Godzilla)>doesn't matterit's just that easy.
Made a streamer rage lmao
season 2 will have another set of 4 characters you don't care about and the return of heat tokens
zzzlia zzzzsie
>>496902221>>496902415samfagging TRANNY ALERT
How did Bryan mains even play in 7 when their opponent inevitably pick infinite azure after losing?
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>>496902494but why should they be in tekken 8? please give a thorough reasoned out response
>>496902605Based.
>>496902002>>496902131This is Tekken.
>>496902630why did you list hitler twice
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maybe mashing their safe crushing safe CH moves into their safe crushing safe CH moves in frame trap
>>496902438Don't worry anon I'll never be good enough to reach GoD
i just woke up, what schizo meltdown are we dealing with now?
there is a drink called a niggertony.
I'm raijin by choice
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>>496902684Josie is a delicious brown girl. And we have no cute black/brown chicks in 8. Also she was just introduced in 7 so it's too early to drop her. Also she was kinda meant to replace Bruce? Bruce is still absent in 8 and there are no kickboxing characters. So Josie fits very well design + gameplay.I'm too lazy to write anything about Julia.
So when is Reina actually going to be relevant to the story?
the Dream Theater one, tomorrow is the Leo schizophrenic fuck pretending again there are more than 2 people in the world that knows or cares about the character
I can't keep up the facade any longer, I'm mentally ill.
>>496902956im a voljin
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i rather be a voluptuous pale girl than a delicious brown girl
someone make a roguelike of Tekken lore with ASCII art like the anon above is doing
>>496903145>>496902786>>496902630>>496902407*hawk tuah*
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blud wants to be a girl
game is so mid people are going insane
>>496902983I will relay this information to the MTBoJ's board members at the next meeting
Fates Warning is better
I sent tranny porn to the living room tv again
>>496902002>>496902131tension, anticipation, suspenseSOUL
yes i want to be a girl more than anything in the world
>>496902131>>496902002zzzzzzzSUEÑO 7
>>496903396
another egg has hatched!!!!
@DarkFury1424
Michael Murray leaned back on the balcony of his Thai beach resort, sipping from a cold drink as he watched the sun dip below the horizon. Tekken 8 had been a massive success—record-breaking player counts, positive reviews, and, most importantly, a thriving in-game economy fueled by Tekken Coins. It was everything he had hoped for and more.He opened his laptop to check the latest statistics. The concurrent player count had reached a new all-time high. But something felt off. The number of players wasn’t just high—it had exploded overnight, far beyond projections. Curious, Michael dove deeper into the data and saw an alarming trend. Tekken Coins were being distributed at an astronomical rate, far more than what should’ve been possible through normal gameplay.His phone buzzed. A message from the development team in Japan confirmed his worst fear: an exploit in the system was allowing players to earn infinite Tekken Coins. In a matter of hours, the game’s economy had been wrecked. Players who had spent weeks grinding for in-game rewards suddenly found their efforts worthless as others amassed fortunes in minutes. Social media was flooded with angry posts, and the chatrooms were in chaos.Michael immediately called the team for an emergency meeting. But the situation was spiraling out of control. The surge in player activity had overloaded the servers, leading to widespread crashes. Refund requests began piling up, and the fanbase, once united in excitement for Tekken 8, was now split between those who had exploited the bug and those who felt cheated.As the sun rose over the Thai coast, Michael stared at the crashing waves, feeling a sense of dread. The game’s player count had peaked for all the wrong reasons, and Tekken Coins—once a symbol of skill and achievement—were now worthless.What had started as a triumphant moment for Tekken 8 had turned into a disaster that would take months to fix.
>>496901951I've watched enough anime to know this isn't true.
>>496903771>ladyboy friendswtf murray
>>496903771haram, he will get stoned upon return
>>496903862>past tense writingzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
didn't readthanks chatgpt
you been invited pretty niggato the MURRAY partyBYOD bring ya own dick
>we want the game to be aggressive>so we put in Rage Arts and Heat Smashes that forces the players to slow down because they're panic-i-win-buttons.i will never fucking understand this retarded, low IQ as fuck, absolutely brain dead, rookie gamedev decision
there's no party like a murray party
>Labrie is PandaLel
>>496903993If you panic press heat smash you're going to get counterhit, very few characters have fast heat smashes. They're not armored, and you take full damage.Only rage art is the panic button. The fact that you think heat smash is a panic button tells me that you have no idea what you're talking about, and the reason you're losing isn't because of tekken 8 bullshit but rather you're just bad.
>>496904201shut the fuck up, autisti was being hyperbolic
>>496904354Being wrong isn't being hyperbolic, you dont know what hyperbole is
>>496903771"i accidentally plugged the usb cord into the back of the pc which caused me even less input lag"
>>496903771Murray trying so hard to be like Didddy
>>496903771>haha yeah im totally straight guys I love women and have sex with them all the timeis this the anti-fergus?
@Legna_Dufffy
>>496904502He's in diddy's party list
>>496904738TROON DEVIL AIEEEEEEEE
>>496904442do you really want to argue that heat smashes aren't panic buttons that bring the fight to a slowdown in a game that is memed as aggressive?Just fucking kill yourself already, you're annoying
I trust he's aware of the allegations?
>>496904919I know, it must be really annoying to argue with someone that's correct. I hate when someone calls me on my retardation too.
playing devil jin is like anal sex, you're dancing around one shitty useless gimmick and one fucking setup and you lose if you fuck up it
D8 Heihachi theme anywhere to be found?
>>496904738the purple is bad
he's denying the allegations against him
making love with jun
blud said i bought the outfit and the stage
daily reminder Tekken 8 is in beta. Season 2 of Tekken 8 will be the equivalent of Season 1 in Tekken 7
2025 will be the year of tekkino! can't wait to enjoy it on my hori octa commander!!
>shitdx pic from video= the worst opinion you can hear
>>496903612Fuck you lmao
I don't think you need an arcade release to fix dragunov within 8 months
why playing against asuka is so stressful
>>496905089I dare you to argue how heat smashes aren't panic buttons you can't throw out on any of your opponent's inputs that isn't a RA and aren't extremely specific to avoid WHILE not slowing down the fight and forcing the opposing player to go on the defensive out of risk of getting hit by the HS.You cannot argue in good faith against this. Now kill yourself.
@VictrixProPack it up, pack it in. Travel in style with the Tekken 8 Victrix Tournament Backpack and Victrix Pro BFG Tekken 8 Rage Art Wireless Controller.https://pdp.com/collections/tekken-8#tekken8 #victrixpro #playpdp
The customisation in tekken 8 is so assIn tekken 7 I used to spend hours fapping to characters but in tekken 8 in like 30 minutes I'm done because it's so boring
>>496905730I already told you how. You want to talk in circles until I say something you think you can use against me. Try being less bad next match.
How's the mood been around here lately? I quit right before Eddy dropped. Installing rn again to try Heihachi
I've been talking to myself for a few months so the mood is whatever I decide for the day.
the mood here has been extremely positive. we're all incredibly happy with the work h & m have done.
>>496905862I accept your concession.
>>496906248sus post say I love Murray if you're being threatened by M
tekgen lobby is uptekgen1122
>>496906295Sounds like you're conceding since you're choosing to ignore what I outlined in my literal first reply. Stay bad scrublet.
Drag queensLady boysTgirlsAll of these are different, don't get them mixed up.
>>496905667the problem was not identified until DreamHack Summer 2024
>the same shit with different names
>>496902002NOOOO WHY ARENT THEY MASHING AND POPPING HEAT CUTSCENES EVERY 5 SECONDS
what am i if i want to just be a girl but am perfectly happy to settle for being a girl with a dick
If you become the girl you will be a tgirl.
then i will start transitioning today!
>>496906585>no uAll you did was make statements and claims and spam insults.You have no arguments and your insults don't affect me.Now fuck off.
samefagging is key to this gen survival
actually it's posting leo
>>496907074>provide logic behind my convictions>"no u"lolBad at tekken, bad at debate. There's nothing you're not bad at. Since you're not interested in actually discussing anything of substance instead of just looking to have your biases confirmed, enjoy whatever shitty ranks you're hardstuck in.
5$ ? For such a good looking stage ? nothing burger (you)s should buy it too
blud is still having an argument with himself
I already lost 5 games on azucena and demoted
>makes statements>keeps lying>skillissueskillisueurbadskillissueurbadimagine being this pathetichory fuckbut please, keep trying to be right when you clearly don't even play the game
my nuts hurt
i want my cherry popped
i can massage your nuts to make them feel better
hei should have stayed dead no one gave a fuck
>>496905817Just pay 200$ in packs
that's gay and i love it
but im a girl (on the inside)
I will let you massage my nuts as long as you are a biological female and cosplay as anna while you do it
no even 48hours after a major DLC release tekgen is back posting gay stuff. concerning.
I'm fat and disgusting
oh... then i can't massage your nuts :(
I have jock itch and small dick plus my balls never dropped
dead game dead general dead genre
>>496905667my mistake Dragunov was not a Tier 1 tournament winner until DreamHack Dallas 2024, so they've been ruminating on the problem for 4 months
scammers are replying to my applications but not employers
>women are into menthat's pretty gay (infact, it's gay as fuck)
>>496905370these retards have been making the same game for 30 years and they still fuck it up
why arent playing tekkino8 there is a legacy dlc and a great new stage so go ahead and enjoy!
>>496908920seems like they're extra passionate about real life karate mocap animations. The rest well... not so much
im having a crisis i need to lose this weight fast
>>496909256intermittent fasting
@tekkenUlsanI think These big body moves are unfavorable against the side by side tournament I want to find the solution in TGU!
I'm starting to throw electrics in fightsAm I a real mishima now?
>>496884064god damn bro
i'll buy t8 next year... maybe...
>>496909597the only pure mishima left is kazuya so it depends
Alisa is too hard to playI can't get emp with herit's officialAlisa is harder than DVJ
>>496909747
im having a crisis too but it's because I don't have a dollar and it's driving me insane. I literally just want to hold money.
the landlord just put an eviction notice on my door
have you considered getting a job?
im having a crisis too but it's because i don't have a hubby and it's driving me insane. I literally just want to be held by a man.
my mental state is deteriorating
I tried getting a job but even burger king turned me down
my shift manager was yelling at me for not turning off the grill but i don't know how to turn it off
im on one meal a day because im broke
some days I don't even get a meal. fortunately today is not that day.
how many different people have posted in the past 10 minutes
im a 34years old failure manchild and i havent worked a single day in my life
just me
>>496910664Based
I microdose meth to deal with my adhd, my doctor approved this
so you're rich
>it's just one guy spamming the threadstill ain't playing troon farter 9
my parents never took me to a doctor even though I very clearly have disabilities
what is troon farter 9
i want to uninstall after fighting 10 heihachi, 3 king and jun niggers, i would rather play any 2d character in t7 whole day
How can someone keep playing a game if this is three-quarters of their online existence?
I plugged against a victor
>>496902983Bryan is kickboxingT8 doesn't have Muay Thai characters
just like this tekgen stopped talking about heihachi
sniffing troon farts
I've blocked around 600 people on steam alonehow people play is just infuriating
>>496911167Ohh you found Dale wilson
>>496911167based and redpilled
blud dont know how dc% workshouldn't have skipped middle school lil bro
middle school was mid asf lookin back
I'm physically incapable of pleasuring a woman
heihachi's install is the stupidest thing in the game and i'd wager it will be the first thing to go until it basically is only a slight damage amp when you pop it
I knew a tgirl in middle school
im low T
-ier god
bot generalai generated game
All this tgirl talk is really giving me hope that I can and should transition for some reason
how are the changes, ravenbros? I haven't played him in a while
i hate playing ravens
another 3hours of tekKino8 in the books
yeah I wouldn't feel too deterred even if you're ugly I like my tgirls a little nasty sometimes and a lot of other people do too. An ugly little t girl by the name of izzy wilde does well on the porn sites and she's nasty!
Reina completely adoring Heihachi and having so much fun sparring with him is surprisingly... cute
>reina>heihachiwho
if your character has a hopkick or and orbital you have never played actual tekken
Questions about Heiman1, How do I do that flurry of punches at the wall? Looks like Lidia's political storm2, How do I get that blue spark from 1b2?
if I can get to tk before halloween I'll get a gf
>every Tekken game with DVJ being top tier is an amazing game>every Tekken game with DVJ being low tier is complete garbage who would've thought
>>496912865Can't wait for one of them to inevitably turn on the other in Tekken 9.
>>496913470atta boy, rock leeyou'll get a gf for sure
>>496905817the clothing is way better, the lack of belly button is what ruins it
>fight scrub ass Heihachi with no fundamentals>somehow never misses a single electricIs this a macro?
tried every character except jun and nina, but every time i go back to devil jin..
>>496914632this but Kazuya
blud is gonna try to pick up a girl by telling her he's a tekken king
Play AND LOVE,LOVE! Leo!
https://youtu.be/c626CgGKZu4
>hey baby girl, i'm a tekken king and i'm looking for my tekken queen
Every single person i know who liked tekken has either gone completely insane or quit because of temu 8
REO
IS MINE
i'm taking a tekken detoxsee u nig
>>496912031>>496912071>>496912128>>496912170this schizo posting gimmick ain't it lil bro
I'm stuff
hiromoot should've never removed IP counter
I've gone insane but I don't think I can blame that on tekken
>>496915258
I dropped temu 8 for Amazon's throne and liberty and I did not have a blast. I have now dropped both and I have nothing.
i just realized the heihachi's trial was exactly the moment kaz and jin fought on that meteor. does that mean these hacks actually wrote heihachi's story from the point of that moment and wrote it backwards to fit the narrative?
>>49691226815F launcher in f4Better hitbox on heat burst
>>496914632Probably not, lots of mishima scrubs do literally nothing but practice electric and wavedash and it's ALL they know.
>>496916419How are they though, is raven good yet?
raven will never be good so long as raven players are the ones using him
7km in and the shit just rolled down, had to take a break everyone was laughing at me
I wasnt paying much attention cuz I'm kinda checked out from the game, but did they actually give heihachi a 13f standing launcher? Like why lmao
>>496912827dis you?
don't ask why, there's not a single brain cell in the tekken project team
>>496916983no, I love and worship tgirls.
>>496883279Will the Tekken 8 Ultimate edition give me all dlc for this game that will ever be released? I bought an edition for tekken 7 that I thought was that but it was missing the 3rd season pass.
>>496916983he based
>>496916663I refuse to main him until they revert him back to his martial arts ninjutsu style, fuck that naruto shadow clones shit
>>496917280buy base and the dlcs separately. it'll be cheaper. the only extra shit you get from the other 'editions' is avatar shit and golden suits.
>>496917280only season 1 characters and the pass doesn’t even include stages like T7 did
my temu 8 escapade will only continue upon anna's return
>>496916983kek
>>496917280No, there's no option that gives you that in modern fighting games
i'm still on 1.07. i'm not downloading the update because i don't want heihachi in my game files
>>496917762kys tranny
>>496917431the clones are useless outside of combos
I am not a tranny, take that back
>>496912827Just looked her up, I think she's pretty and that I could never be as pretty as her.She's got the tapanga lips thing going on though
>>496915737
>>496915737>>496918704I am down with Leo putting his fingers up my ass while he sucks my cock
>Leo
>>496919210would
tf is this
Me and Ed Boon respect each other. I've been with him a few times and I'm sure we've both felt that, and as we've both gotten older, there's a different relationship there than there used to be, in my opinion.Twenty or thirty years ago, there was nothing like him and I showing up at each other's booths to say hello, show each other our latest builds, and play together.But in the present day it is happening.
What the fuck was the point of the blood moon and all that magic fuckery the monks were doing??Did they pivot the plot last minute or some shit? None of that had to do with heihachi in the slightest.
Kazooya Misheema.
>>496919646Buying the Battle Pass right now for this meme item for my meme customization
>>496919718they used to hate each other or what
>>496919780they didn't want us to be right about anything as a gotcha so they rewrote everything in a nonsensical waysome random monk was watching kazuya and heihachi fight so that he could jump over the volcano and pick heihachi up without kazuya seeing it btw
>>496919780the kekken mongs were only jobbers
amusing my friends on tekgen is more important to me than sexually satisfying a woman
>>496919718Ed Boon is a fucking moron whose franchise got saved by a movie he had nothing to do with.
alright I'll stop shit posting for 5 seconds. How do I properly test back turn combos? Right now I have it set to back dash after hit.
i cant get hard
fuck i might actually have to get the BP
FACT
>>496920061yeah without the movie surely the series would have died....are you retarded?
>>496920215this erectile dysfunction gimmick posting ain't it lil bro
>the best stage in the game is now filled with Nike adsNothing is sacred with these money horny fools. They have no red lines.
hope you finished the last one or else you already missed the fro. Also they reused the cape they gave claudio in customization lmao
>>496920314epic
>>496920419lol kill yourself corny ass nigger defending mk like a stinking faggot your eyebrows are pierced for sure
>>496920487> Also they reused the cape they gave claudio in customization lmaoyeah i noticed. i knew it was gonna be locked to him forever. pure jewish tactics.
I was planning on playing Paul to learn to play "slow but active" Tekken then Heihachi came out and he does that and he's cooler than Paul but Paul is better and I CANNOT DECIDE WHO TO PLAY
anyone else bothered by how high hei's mustache goes this time around?
>>496920414I was going to agree or say -14 or -15 would be good, then I saw the name. Total Tranna Death
>>496920414the more i read about byron the more it makes seethe
>>496920540>can't put a champion belt on himfucking harada and co. i know they're gonna add that to the pass too later.
>>496920581>defendingno but it still sells a lot. I'm not delusional. the game sucks but it sells.
ngl the gentle monster glasses kinda #SWAG in game
>>496920414>>496920767nigger retards
Kekken 7 was such a dogshit game until Kunimitsu.I pray every day to God, thanking him for giving me less smelly dogshit 8
>the battle pass is 600 tekken coinsWHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS 400DOES IT EVEN REIMBURSE ITSELF???
>>496921037hatchet is a low bryan doesn't even needhe didn't even have it until 6 and it was -14 then
>>496920581kek
>>496920414why is he wearing underwear on his head ?
>>496919780harada and murray are knuckle dragging idiot retards, no clue how to write no clue how to balance no clue how to do netcode.
Nakatsu's TEKKEN 10 will save us.
the sad part? these niggas were probably proud of the slop they shit out
>>496921161>the battle pass...In tekken...........................
>>496921168Bryan had an 8 frame jab in 5, he def needed it by 6
im launching tekkino8 (the first real tekken) for a 2hours sesh minimum
kekken force will save the game
>>496921812okay? it was +2 and 20 dmg on hit, you don't deserve a 23 dmg +5 -13 power low on a character as retarded as modern bryan
wouldn't be surprised if kekken forces as a paid DLC
>>496921161how are they supposed to recoup operating profit loss anon, someone(You) has to take the L.
>>496921997I'm not a bryan main, but he definitely does deserve it considering that's his only way to really open up an opponent
>>496919780moloch was planned to appear but then it was postponed
except for publishing elden ring and making midken scamco only makes trash goyslop that everybody forgets after a month
>>496922120bryan was never supposed to be a mid/low 50/50 "oh shit I better duck or mash now since 3 hatchets is 69 dmg alone" character
ummm sweaty sparking zero beating cod in preorders tho?
>>496921161You get the cost of the battlepass + 100 coins each time
wait you guys actually like the girls in this game?i thought it was a joke
dbz doesnt count it’s like an automatic sale and they are just using the license. scamco is an empty shell. they should make a new ridge racer
I will main adult Gohan, Videl, and Kefla.I will self insert as Gohan btw I main Leo btw
>>496922326Bryan isn't a mid/low 50/50 "oh shit I better duck or mash now since 3 hatchets is 39 dmg alone" character tho
>>496922574>>496922272look for a job
>>496922929no
Make orbital heel recover 3x slower on whiff and make 1,2,1 -10 and Bryan is honest. He can keep hatchet, he can keep 3+4, taunt, and the retarded snake eyes string.
i had two small packs of chips and a cigarette for dinner
>>496922798he's had the former since like tekken 3 (orbital) and tekken 5 (jab string), hatchet only became stupidly broken in 7/8and that snake eyes string should at least be steppable if he commits to the final hit, only females can avoid it currently like knee pointed out
I have told youI am desperate for a jobI have been to interviews, none worked outI haven't heard back from anyone recentlyThere are no jobs at this point because I've exhausted my options.
>>496923424meant fo9>>496923164
>>496923223umm, sis? your brotein??
I need a paid shill job
>look up heihachi guides>they include a pewgf>can't do a pewgf consistently owari da
>>496923424Hatchet isn't broken though, and there's no situation bryan can put you in where you are forced to guess between ducking and mashing. In fact, I can't think of a single situation bryan can put you in where hatchet beats mashingHis snake eyes string is stupid though and should be able to be punished and countered in some wayPlus his damage is absolutely ridiculous making him a 2 touch characterBut despite all this that does not mean hatchet is broken
As a Lili when I play against other Lili's I get all catty like they are trying to be the head bad bitch in charge. It's a strange effect.
>>496915212???? What the fuck is that shit did they give lili some gay powers
>>496924003No heihachi guide includes pewgf, are you sure you know what pewgf is?
Watching gay female players trying to play Mishimas is like watching a toddler trying to operate a crane.They simply don't have the T for it and it shows in their gameplay.
>>496924234GAY FEMALE WHAT?? LESBIAN???
>>496924112no it's a character swap idiot shitli only has the power of being underaged forever
>>496924198
>>496924234im a kazuya main and i exclusively goon to tgirls femboys and ladyboys
i will pump my body full of estrogen because i am a 30yo failure who dropped out of society and piss off my conservative parents who failed at raising me
good and accurate kazuya main
/our german/ is live bros
I literally cannot succeed as a man. I have to try as a woman.
>>496924389Yeah so it looks like you don't know what a pewgf isThat's just an electric.
>>496924389This looks like just a normal wind god fist, you can do it anon
>>496924009>Hatchet isn't broken though, and there's no situation bryan can put you in where you are forced to guess between ducking and mashing. lmaoqcf1+2 clipped me from range 3, now I have to guess between an extremely conservative power low (-13 hatchet) or safe hit-confirmable qcb2 into a combo worth of damage, b1, slash kick, any of bryan's strong mids really>In fact, I can't think of a single situation bryan can put you in where hatchet beats mashingit beats stepping which is essential against bryan, you specifically have to sidewalk it to bryan's strong side and on hit you are -5, which means d2 is almost homing and you cannot mash on it, df1 is almost homing, which opens you up to another hatchet/low or the bryan player makes the read that you will stay still so he does b1 or qcb1 >His snake eyes string is stupid though and should be able to be punished and countered in some waymake it so the fourth hit is like -8 so he actually has to give up a turn, and make the final hit have no tracking to both sides>Plus his damage is absolutely ridiculous making him a 2 touch characteryeah that plus his wall carry is absurd, but every single hit from him either gets confirmed into another hit or has an extension for more damage, so even in the neutral he is shitting out damage
we are in a unique situationcalls for unique measuresvery few can stare at satan right in the eye
i've been fascinated by being a woman since i was a kidwhen i first discovered masturbation i often jacked off to the idea of being fucked while wearing high heels and a hot red dress
>>496924389nig just do launcher - f3 - df1 -f3 hold down press 2 and do cd 4 3 4
now that I think about it, I've been using the shemale category for a LONG time.
I made it 259 hours in street fighter 6 before switching to tekken 8, I thought I liked tekken 8 more but it seems after 92 hours I’m drifting away already. Today is day 2 of not playing tekken 8, and I don’t see the motivation to play it coming back!!!
i use SHEMALE and DWARF tags when i look for porn
>>496924868>>496924871oh shit okay, i just checked, it works without the perfect. thanks guys.
WHEN'S HEIHACHI TOMORROW?
>>496924009A power low that has no punishmen risk involved, on a character who also happens to have the best mids in the game, is broken.
>>496925448If you're not getting the electric effect you're not doing an electricyou're just doing a wind god fist, which does work with the simpler combos too. It's just not an electric.
sisters....... our response?
Stop watching guides and lab your characters you shitters.You have niggas thinking for you for fucks sake.>what's their max damage combos?!??>what's their key moves?>what's their best punishes??Brainded.
>>496925680yeah i wonder why we suddenly have japanese players winning events, HMM??
If game is cheap... why come the guys playing 8 hours a day like a full time job with years of tournament experience are winning and not lil timmy from the block? checkmate daniel
Can a weakling gain infinite power? Can they transcend the laws of reality?
>>496925680The way Harada responds to random mouth-breathing retards on X with complete sincerity is so funny to me.
>>496925680I already seen this shit here Harada are you here with us?
>>496925680You know this game takes more skill because koreans are winning instead of Pakistan frauds
>>496918017>>496917739>>496917464Thanks, I decided to just get the normal edition, the new stage, and Lidia. I hate these financial practices and my eudaimonia will be assaulted every time I'm reminded, but sadly, the ship sailed for riots back when horse armor came out.
i used to like tgirls but it was just a phase im back on team vegene
>>496925815men what the fuck is this schizo shit
vagene is smelly, EWWWWWW
>>496925680>Literally make a video that tells us that T8 was made volatile a fuck on purpose to cater to new player>Every Top player have said T8 is random as fuck >Games developer tells you this isn't the caseWhy are they like this?
>>496926213>Every Top player have said T8 is random as fucksource needed
>>496925957It's hard to tell if people are serious or retarded in your non native language
I no cap have a 3 inch penis
>>496926278did you miss all the arslan whining about "returning back to noob to re-learn the game" or nobi interviews saying the game is now 30 times harder due to the random nature of it
>go against a streamer >it's a girl>check her stream>she's cracking up at my mr.satan costumefeels good mane
damn it's like you had sex
>>496926403You mean back in 2023 and february of this year when they knew next to jack shit about how to play, and before heat burst/smash got tracking nerfs across the board? Yeah I member that.
>>496926403Arslan lost in pools back when he said the game was random and nooby. Said he would mash more and lost in pools again.Once he started to actually learn how to play he changed his stance but dumb faggots like you just think he's "a paid shill" and so on.
>>496926014Part of it is because the game isn't being played on the PS4. The input lag was ridiculous, and by late T7 almost nobody was actually playing/practicing on the PS4, except for the Pakistanis. Arslan even talked about this himself during the recent Red Bull event about how playing on the PC setups made him play weird and people could react better to his lows. Another reason top 8s should be ran on PCs.
>>496926278Arslan.Knee.Joka.Rangchu.JohhnyDCBM(but it benefits him so he doesn't care)Everyone else from Europe.Basically only mutts like T8 because they are good at party mashers and are indoctrinated into consuming slop from conception.If you need me to spoonfeed you any of this you don't play the game.
why the fuck does this game keep changing my graphical settings even though i'm playing on MEDIUM? it keeps putting the rendering scale to 40, and everything to low. i'm on a 3060ti and Ryzen 7 5800x. is it cos i have 16GB RAM?
game's so random the same nigga wins everything
They all fucking hate it besides 3 or 4 grifting e-celebs who need the content to pay their bills. Arslan has never said he liked it just that he'd adapt to whatever dogshit they put in front of him.
lmao the biggest shills of the game are europoors like cuckman and kpiss
maybe the same niggas are just better at being random
>>496926713All wrong except Arslan and straight up lying for no reason.Only trash german players from EU complain.
>>496926403>"returning back to noob to re-learn the game"I've spent a huge amount of time in T7 and T8, and this really feels trueI have to relearn all my characters and habits from the ground up. It's ridiculous.
>>496926542>>496926669he's still losing so yeah, that proves that "previous pro" are not guaranteed to win, which goes against what harada said.most so called "pros" are now washed as fuck, including knee..>Once he started to actually learn how to playahahaAHHAHA, you fucking moronic monkey, he never learned shit, he just picked the most fucked characters like Alisa and Nina and started to mash with these.You absolute stupid cunt (and retard) he won by pure luck and that luck vanished into thin air
The world is in your mind. Is it harder to change your mind or the world?
blud said he won evo by luck
>>496926838He literally said he loved the game and not to change it once he started winning, you're really skilled at selective memory
Arslan suddenly "lucked" his way into top 8Ok schizo
>>496926998he can't even win a party tourney anymore, so yeah, that was pure luck lmao
I am Chopin if he had no talent and an average IQ
>>496927012source needed
yeah, tell me who won evo japan and now tell me if that's some HIGH PRO and it wasn't TOTAL LUCK CAUSE NO ONE KNEW SHIT.go on, i want to laugh.maybe it'll make you realise that pros are winning only with broken ass characters
my execution is terrible and my penis is small
>>496927129Arslan probably would've had a better chance if the Redbull tournament was played on PS5 instead of PC. He said it himself PC threw him off and it's because he practices on PS5 only.
>>496926872>All wrongLurk more, or at least watch more e-elebs.
>>496927012>He literally said he loved the gameI'm going to need to see some evidence friend.
>>496927165How about stop trying to confirm your biases and accept you don't know jack shit about how to play tekken. Not tekken 8, any tekken.
fuuuck I kinda wanna buy the long hair so I can turn ‘ka into ‘ri
>>496927447shut the fuck up, i hear this shit again i'll lose my mind, there's 0 differences, a pro player as arslan would have adapted anyway even if there was an actual difference.somehow the others adapted just fine despite playing on their shitboxes lmao.you guys have your heads up your asses with this coping
gonna do my daily labbing before playing ranked
>>496926739anyone?
>>496927447He got washed at EWC too. I think the anon that said he needs to play directly beside his opponent was right.
I hate the last two letter posting
>>496927562>loses big tournament>WHAT THE FUCK I HAD THE SUN IN MY EYES IT DOESN'T COUNT
>>496927773such is life as someone with an ego
but that's the essence of tekgen
>>496927562This is something jincel would post here and you're taking it at face value LMAO
>>496927320>lili>broken ass characters
>>496926739the game will lower your settings if there is any performance based lag during online matches, if you want the game to not touch your settings then you have to find the tekken 8 folder in your appdata and set systemsettings/engine.ini to read only
>>496927910now he's gonna to make a testament why xer wasn't broken
>>496927894>h-he posted it ironicallylmao
>>496927589You think I'm making shit up? Arslan talked about it on Phi's stream, here I'll even link it for you https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2262406086?t=9h38m47s.
>>496927910she's literally in one of the changelog "promises" for nerfs that we are still waiting for, so they officially acknowledged that she's not balanced.regardless, point stands, he won by "Luck" cause no one knew how to deal with the character at the time.he's now back to washing cars as usual
>>496928146She was meh then and she's shit now, murray is just fucking retarded.
>>496927682So he can watch their hands? It seems like Xiaohai and playing with a box around his arcade stick is actually a meta strat huh
>>496928146please tell me who else was winning with her before and after nerfsame with ling xiaoyu kek
you can say that about everyone except drag lil bro
>>496928384using peripheral vision to watch their arms, hands, slightly sit behind the opponent to do this, Also listens for button and stick noises. Some tournaments Arslan doesn't use headphones at all
>>496928337she is still good but other characters are simply better niggehhard for her to actually be shit because of movement and heat 50/50 setups
I’m having a blast learning tekkino 8 with jin on my hori fighting commander octa!!! Actually today is day 2 that I haven’t played, somehow I lost motivation to progress any further. I almost always revisit my games though, so chances are I’ll play tekkino 8 again eventually.
we literally have pros crumbling to yoshi trolling, so much for skills and "not random" statement
>>496928583I am surprised more people haven't started playing with a box/drape or something hiding their controller desu. Arslan takes every advantage he can so why don't his opponents?
>>496928784yoshi is top 1 after the dragunov/nina nerfs
>>496928880ideally you would put a speaker inside that box to ouput random button inputs during the game, but as for why more pros don't do it, it could be part of the travel thing where it's too much of a hindrance to lug that around everywhere,
>dragunov nerfswhere
*gives drag -3 dmg*here
damn, imma switch to yoshi fuck THAT
>>496928898yoshi was nerfed harder than the other two combined THOUGHstill retarded character remove from game
>go into kpiss stream which I never do>some dude is spamming nigga nigga bbc
did heihachi get a taunt? (not a ki-charge)
>>496929628it sounds like that someone was you anon
I would do my best to bypass any censor and be sure he knows I use the hard R.
>>496929623not true at allspin used to cost way more health before 7 in the first place, a damage nerf is less significant than if they touched the startup or evasiveness, which means yoshi is still spinning out of mixup situations no other character can
when are they putting Paul and Jack in the game?
heihachi heatburst at the wall is so fucking retarded>guardbreak into wall splat>gigaton mid to catch you ducking>theres also a low optiongood job nakatsu. very well done tekken experience
That Yoshi spin is fucking crazy man.What kinda anime bullshit were they thinking.
>>496929628Screenshot or it didn't happen
>go against a jun>all they do is turtle and bait out attacks
>>4969296452+3+4
>>496930179>Play against most defensive character in the game>They defend
defensive?
blud said 'fensive
>>496930179She's easy to beat ffs
junsubhumans still downplaying her
>>496930269no
The way the actress can modulate from genki cheerful schoolgirl to psycho is remarkably desu.
>>496931306It's funny how they always use that picture for the VA because it's the only one where she doesn't look autistic
>>496931032everybody look at this dude he can't beat jun
>>496931306the fact that the camera didn't pan to lidia is criminal. Let me see her incredulity god dammit!
>>496931430She started really early and her autistic photos where when she was young and still had that post pubescent look. She's looking better now that she's a hag
Did y’all do a tekgen lobby today?
>>496931640prove it
>>496931848Compare her early photos with her newer ones?
please fund my asylum a little longer
>>496931928still looks autistic
I’m wondering if I should get online with my jin for some fights?
next group therapy session please
if you lose a round with heihachi's god install you should hold forward and accept the L for the next rounds too
but i do his install in the final round
Anyone there?
>>496933785>>496933785
hello
>Friend says x character is easy because he could do the 10-hit combo in practice modeI fucking hate normal fags SO MUCH.
>>496921161Yes. The battlepass in SF and Tekken copied Fortnite’s somewhat letting you get the money back. Sadly it’s not like halo shitfinite where the one funny thing it had was BattlePasses that never go away
