.>Explorer's Celebration 'Event'https://www.elderscrollsonline.com/en-us/news/post/66809>Crown Store Showcase, October 2024https://www.elderscrollsonline.com/en-us/news/post/66779>Elder Thread>>497517756>ESO Server Statushttps://esoserverstatus.net>Latest ESO Livetwitch.tv/bethesda>Places to Buy/Recommended Addons/Assorted Links/Tweakspastebin.com/BuD9GaGX- There are occasionally Free Play Events for prospective new players.>UI Addonsesoui.comminion.gg>/tesog/ Guilds[PC NA] mail: @taeralis, @zsj[PC EU] mail: @Arachnomancer, @zsj[PS4 NA] message PSN: kibukj[PS4 EU] message PSN: RumpRustlerOr post your @username/platform/location here.>Do I need to subscribe?Optional, with largest benefits being access to all DLC (but NOT Gold Road), cash shop currency on sub start/renewal, and the Craft Bag (can save your characters a ton of space).>Which faction should I choose?Want to PVP in Cyrodiil with friends? Make sure you're in the same faction. Otherwise, doesn't matter.>I started with a Chapter. How do I access the OG main quest?Open your map (or visit a Wayshrine for free TPs) and go to either Daggerfall, Vulkhel Guard, or Davon's Watch. Walk around. "Soul Shriven in Coldharbour" should start soon.>Where should I begin normal questing?Check out the OG beginner stuff, first: go to Port Hunding, Khenarthi's Roost, or Bleakrock.>Pledge/Trial Calendarbenevolentbowd.ca/calendar/eso-pledge-calendar-en/>DLC Chronological order flowcharthttps://imgur.com/a/1FqzvH1>The More You Know- Level Rewards give you tons of stuff along the way, including a free mount at level 10.- You need to be at least CP300 to queue for vet DLC dungeons.
>be me>go to sleep>wake up>thread is dead
>>497644571Third premature death this week, time to put this general out of it's misery. At least the coomer posting in /tesg/ isn't exclusively gay.
>>497649026we could try recruiting more people...I posted some links to these threads on the discord server of some trial guilds I'm in, and I think I got some posters out of it, but they didn't stay for long.
main event is overwhat now?
>>497651406the event rewards are already in the crown store waiting to be claimed
man this general is dead lolstill my favorite mmo though, so chill and so much content
depressing to see that farquaad was the thing keeping this place alive...
my life shortens every time this micro event returns
>>497681946why?
>>497676012he also repels people that might otherwise postthere is no winning
I don't care who is sleeping. Post Nords.
>>497691879do you think people who grow up in the west weald think the daily piss hour is a thing everywhere and get surprised when they go to visit the imperial city or anvil and find out that it isn't normal?
I want to be a nightblade but nightblades are ass in everything except pvpwhat do
>>497691879
>>497700327love me god rayslove me shiny watersimple as
what do you think will be in the next substantial update after this upcoming one?I'm hoping for more IA
>>497708803companion update, maybe???
>>497708803substantial? playable sload
I put all my ESO characters in one image
>>497716016nice cats
I’m so depressed bros i need morrowind dlc right now fr
>>497722496t-thanks
>>497723152TES III: Bloodmoon released 21 years ago, anonI don't think morrowind will be getting any new DLCs
just was playing all day , turned my character into a werewolf build and geared for it , finished a bunch of companion quests and cleared out my quest log, got isobel maxed out and sorted all my inventory woesall primed and ready for my cadwell's gold playthrough of ebonhart pact :D
>>497734548nope you had fun with that
>>497736696hope*
>>497693917There are no classes more deserving of a buff than NB and Necro
ded :v
I kind of miss molag guys
>>4977786482017
Its been a fun 4 years eso but t&l lets me be a cute kpop idol I really hope so is killed by one of the new mmo's coming out the only thing keeping eso alive is the IP and nothing more. People really shouldnt be giving eso devs a dime when they make so much money and we get stuck with dogshit servers and ugly ass cosmetics/toons and terrible gameplay while they make bank and throw lavish parties with our money.Basically everything is dogshit
>>497790519this game looked alright will it be triggering for someone on the spectrum
>>497773772I miss uncle Sheo
I want eso to be fun again. :(
>>497796938i still have fun and enjoy it a lot. just played all day yesterday and still its my favorite mmo>>497790519>fotm hopperyeah sure thing, hearing lazy peon say "i will stick with this" was lol inducing , fotm hoppers dont actually want to play mmos they just consume them for hype and fomo then disappear . atm amazon probably just makes back their dev costs by selling the data from all the retards downloading t&l
>>497797658This ain't about you
>>497798356its a you problem, not a game problembest way to keep interest in mmos alive is by playing casually off and on. ive played since the open beta
>>497797658>consumethats all eso players they are mindless consumers that swipe their pain away after working their 9-5 lets be real this game would be deader than it is if it didnt have the elder scrolls IP
>>497799170>eso players they are mindless consumers that swipe their pain awayare we playing the same mmo? I'm sure they exist but I've never actually seen/heard of anyone i've played with in any of the guilds i've been in over the last decade visaweave for clears.whereas in my few dips into other mmos i've been inundated with advertisements for chinese gold/items and the prevailing attitude in those places is that it's normal to swipe for progress
>>497816941not real
>>497804215cope
>>497816941real
>>497824898gb2wow visaweave cuck
Why is your damn general so dead?
>>497834058no new content until october 28th and last event was mediocre
>>497834474What's coming? Anything good? Only been playing again for about 3 weeks.
>>497816941paintings ruin it
>>497834908new battleground maps and modes, and 2 new companions, that's it
Am I wrong to think that we as a player don't have enough storage space? I'm about to make my third mule character at this point.
>>497842256you are rightthey don't give players enough inventory space to incentivise people to get the crafting bag
>>497846182not exactly. the craft bag didn't exist for about 11.5 months after release, when we HAD to sub and there wasn't even housing storage. or housing, for that matter. or assistants to summon. or the bag space pets.in other words, the craft bag is certainly a major incentive, but the inventory system was already established for a year before it came to be.
there is no justice until the houseguest limit is increased
>>497842256the main problem with this game is inventory bloat, to sell eso plus subscription and craft bag. its my #1 major complaint
dead
>>497842256furnishings are killing me
zos finally updating base game content: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/665171/vile-manse-lower-level-walled-off-passage-through
>>497889653erm…this game is cooked.
FETCH ME THEIR SOULS
I wish they'd spruce up some of the ancillary base game cities to give you a reason to come back. Places like Velyn Harbor, Hallin's Stand and Arenthia are just worthless and dead after the missions to liberate them.
>>497773772don't cry because it's over, smile because it happenedhttps://voca.ro/15kTG5W8YxYn
>>497889653this is unintentional
I wish to live in Tamriel
>>497644374>Zenimax releases another Update>Zenimax releases another fucking patch>Snoy Gaystation won't start the download>can't use online services until I install the fucking Update>Snoy Gaystation can't download the 10 GB Update because I only have 110+ GB free space on my HDD>delete everything except Skyrim and ESO>install Update manually from USB-Stick only to be greeted by more DEI genderqueer elf companions after waiting 4 hours for the update to install>rinse and repeat 2-3 times a month
>>497910454Tamriel is a nightmarish place to live in due to daedric princes, cultists and mudcrabs
>>497796938it will never be fun again after Greymoor
>>497653373>he paid for Gold Roadfound the faggot
role-playing masterrace reporting in
>>497915012is this not a nightmarish place to live
>>497917181much more nightmarish than Tamriel, i'd argueat least Nirn has a purpose around every corner
anyone here ever used the UESRPG 3rd edition core rulebooks and character sheets to enhance their roleplaying experience in ESO?or are you all meta-chasing mongoloids?
>he doesn't even know ho to roll a check with a D100WoWfugees need to kill themselves
>>497917980stupid sexy vampire elf
>>497747083bring back Undeathnothing brightens my day as much as the eternal seethe of relic hunting Arcanists not being able to kill a single DK in Cyrodiil
>everyone who I can't defeat wearing my ring of pale order is a TROLL! :c
https://youtu.be/_ZshaMXe88I?t=108
>>497918246Taking her to oblivion in hopes a daedroth eats her
Wait, different elf
>>497921459>Eleawen>Aolwenyeah, these knife-ears are pretty hard to tell apart
Anthotis Clan vampires used to look like THIS?
>>497917850>meta-chasing mongoloidsnot a single character I use have any meta builds
>>497923865baste
Imagine to pay PS Plus and ESO+ only to have your game broken by Update 2.65 after not even a week in gameThanks Zenimax
This event has me in fucking dungeon hellI have like 11 characters to level up by doing NRDsI'm getting all sort of CP 3000 players with zero damage and zero self healHad 2 2000 CP DPS in fungal grotto two die non stop on first boss and demand i heal, I'M FUCKING LVL 42 HOW CAN I HEAL YOU STUPID FUCKAt this point i queue, see if everyone is low level i quit, and even if there is someone high cp chances are they'll be afk or have no damage.Previous dungeon to this i left because just one high cp player and he was a dps with sword and shield going afk non stop. These dudes are just making the dungeon last an hour, the high cp player deals no damage and just afks during boss fights and the otehrs just read quest dialogue and grab booksWhy are people suck fucking scumbagsIf i had ambrosia gone it would be gone. I really don't get why people have to be like this. How do you get to CP 2000, which means you've been playing FOR YEARS, and have no damage, no self heal? How do you need a lvl 40 to heal you in normal fungal grotto?Sword and Shield afk dps. Yesterday i had a dude i swear was a bot, he would just afk 99% of the dungeon and ocassionally run to boss, and just basic attack with bow, dude was like cp 1700 and just, basic attack with bow on boss and afk 99% of the timeWhat is going onnnn how am i supposed to level up characters when can't finih even low level dungeons???
>>497941571jsut b urslef
>>497747083NB has always been gimped, no fixing their love for magicka just a core design flaw of the game
>>497941571on nmd literally pressing any heal button once every 5 minutes would be enough farquaad you stupid fuck you're on shitter difficulty of course you're gonna play with shitters
>>497941571CP stopped meaning anything when they removed the 810 cap, now some zoomer subhumans just do dolmen in Alik'r or run Craglorn for increased xp without ever figuring out the mechanicsthe fact you think 3600CP mean jack shit these days just tell me you're massive flaming homo.If you want experienced players, look out for lore friendly names and skins. everyone with a joke name or a "funny" skin is human garbage and should best be avoided
>>497950363>If you want experienced players, look out for lore friendly names and skins. everyone with a joke name or a "funny" skin is human garbage and should best be avoidedThis. The people who say nothing and have lore friendly names are demons at this game.
>>497949345Are you stupid? I was spamming the warden heal mushrooms and they would still take more damage, not have enough damage to kill first boss and die, happened two timesHow can you be CP 2000 and have no dmg and no heal?
>>497950363>CP stopped meaning anything when they removed the 810 cap,Bro. I have 2000 hours in game and i'm CP 1000.For these people t o be CP 2000/3000 they need to have played for over 4000 hours, that's years. I have my 2000 hours spread over 2 years.These people have been playing fory ears and still can't beat fungal grotto 2, or deal proper dps, or self heal.
>>497958309>For these people t o be CP 2000/3000 they need to have played for over 4000 hoursThat is not true at all.
>>497958664Then how come i am CP 1000 despite all the hours i spent in game and grinded A LOT for so many sets, even run my boyfriend in BRP which gives me more and more levels, and i am still not cp 2000/3000?You don't get cp 2000/3000 by roleplaying or buying houses or shit like that, these people had to interact with dungeons, trials, etc.You can't tell me they spent 3000 hours or so just running dolmen on repeat.
>>497958309Lad I have 17000 hours in this game and I'm 2600cp. 4000 hours isn't shit. You barely know how to walk or do zos math.Also dunning kruger effect. Mr. Mount stupid
>>497959250>Lad I have 17000 hours in this game and I'm 2600cp.What do you even do in this game? Erp? How do you have 17000 hours and just cp 2600?
>>497961061>How do you have 17000 hours and just cp 2600?Veteran ranks were a thingCP 1.0 point hard caps were a thingI have 0 reason to farm more bullshit cp 2.0 points since you can only use 4 slots at a time. XP farming is for knuckledraggers. Amen.>What do you even do in this game?YES.
Do these stats seem good for dps necro?
What's your favorite chest piece?
>>497958139they have no heal because they're not healers you stupid faggot. and they have shit damage because they're shitters on the appropriate difficulty: shitter difficulty.Question is why the fuck are you running a fake everything there you cro magnon motherfucker? >inb4 i'm under 50 I can't be expected to press my buttonsyou're on the easiest u50 role you fucking retard. you're clearly not healing at all since you let them die on normal and even a half hearted extra dps would clear easy. so what are you actually doing?and another thing, if this is all about xp I still don't understand how you can still need more when you've been running them for weeks. you swiped your visa for emperor, too proud to get a brp carry?
>>497958309>These people have been playing fory earswait.. you actually believe this, right? keknah, they just run the same group dungeon in Craglorn, the same 3 dolmen in the Alikr'r desert and BRP or DSA obsessively with XP scrolls/Ambrosia for a few weeks until they can start autofellating over maxed out CPwhat a grand and intoxicating innocence
>>497966709To do that to the point you get to CP 2000 you have to do it A LOT.How can someone do that for so long without going insane?How do these people spend so much time with Cralgorn and Dolmen groups but not farming gear to do proper dps or looking up at least one guide to have self heal?Just 1 battleground and they can at least get vigor.
>>497968369they get Sergeant and make a heavy attack build
Doing your daily random group dungeon on a scroll before grinding out CP in Craglorn, Alik'r and BRP/DSA isn't as mindnumbing as it might appear at firstAlso does it really matter if the Tank is carrying anyways?
>>497969951Bullshit because i tried that build and is unironically very good.Let alone it has fine survivavility.These DPS i'm finding are shit like two handed fake healer nightblade cp 2000 with no damage.>>497971074Bro i have 11 new characters to level fighter's guild and grinding dolmen is soul breaking. It's even worse to make my boyfriend giving me skyreach runs.And don't pretend these people can afford BRP because if they don't know how to play the game and beat fucking fungal grotto or self heal then there's no way they have millions of gold to pay random strangers for runs.And i can tell they have no friends because they tend to be khajiit players. >Also does it really matter if the Tank is carrying anyways?I wish but funny enough when i get high cp tanks they are real tanks, which means they do 2k dps per seconds and nobody needs a real tank for fungal grotto.
>>497941937Fuckin kek.
>>497691902
>>497991758Spooky season is upon us
>>497974983>heavy attack builds are good actually>my boyfriendno further comment
>>497999693
>>497974983If this is normal core game dungeon then almost anything goes just don't be an asshole.
>>498004021added to my folders
s'wit
>>497928778same here, I'm playing on PS4 and the latest patch completely bricked my ability to stream the game over PS+ Premium (which i need due to a defect disk drive), regardless of the fact that the game was initially installed from a physical disk.I tried everything to get it to work again, made sure the latest Update is installed, renewed my licences, rebuilt my data base, removed the device from the power supply over night, restarted my router and plead for hours with Playstation Support etc. but nothings works.now i'm shit outta look and have to either buy the digital version for another 20 bucks without any guarantee that it will actually work then or buy a PS5 (which i can't afford because i'm a massive poorfag)am honestly heartbroken, was looking forward to Witches Festival all year just for ESO to give out on me when it mattersabsolutely sick and tired of it
>>498024429happy 10 year celebration!!
>>498024429not familiar with gaystation. how is your shit working at all with a defective disk drive?
>>498007119farquaad knows that and still acts the way he does. He is bad at the game and enjoys being an asshole to people who are worse than him because he believes it's justified. even when they're noobs or shitters trying to learn on easy difficulty.It infuriates me that he's out there dogging on people trying to improve themselves when I know he's perpetually fishing for carries because he simply cannot perform.
>>498007119>just don't be an asshole....you're aware of who we're talking about here right? his DNA is 100% asshole.
I can't figure out what is causing specifically only this exact effect from Azandar's quests and no other effect in the game to do this.It is very funny though.
>>498024429>my ability to stream the game over PS+ Premium (which i need due to a defect disk drive),buying the digital version of the game when it's on sale for 5 dollars would be much cheaper than that work around
>>498026264a lot better than it sounds, until Zenimax releases an Update, then you have to delete basically everything except ESO from your Playstation 4 just to install the newest Updateand sometimes that Update will just brick your game like it did now>>498031748right now it's 20 bucks and i have doubts it would actually work>>498025508thanks, you too
>>498044447you may not like it, but this is what peak Breton performance looks like
>>497716016Tranny cats
>>497974983
>>498049473tranny poster
>>497964880PIC RELATEDfang lair top.
>>498052207kek
>>498007119>If this is normal core game dungeon then almost anything goes Nah, if you're CP 3000, you've been playing for years. If you've been playing for years you have no justification to go DPS, deal no damage and make other people waste 1 hour of their life in Fungal Grotto. Especially when you start demanding healer out of the low level characters and you can't get past the first boss.This game is full of mentally ill retarded people to the point i've seen fake tanks with no taunt lvl 20 force the high cp meta healer to tank and when the tank dies because he rushes ahead in FUNGAL GROTO 1 he starts insulting and he and his friends vote kick the healer because he died to his shit pull.These people are trash, deserve to be told they are trash, and i'm simply not running dungeons with them, i'm just gonna leave. I'm sick of 3 hour long low level dungeons because of retards who can't do the bare minimum.
Anyway now i'm gonna show you guys my Bretons.This is my old Wizard. He's a bottom. His boyfriend a dumb chubby soldier. He really likes using magic during sex and he acts like a Half Life Scientist.He's a Sorc Magicka DPS. I'm hoping they soon add the brown hat in the crown store because i don't like this big one and wizards need a hat.
>>498063016>if you're CP 3000, you've been playing for yearsnoyou're wrong
>>498063234kys, faggotgo be a noob in hell
>>498063257You have, there's no way to be CP 3000 in a year.seethe.Anyway. This is my Necromancer, he's a mean evil rich lord. He's an evil magician who has a young servant he loves to torture and sexually abuse. He's basically opposite Wizard with him being more into raw power rather than studying magic so he's kind of an evil sorcerer interested in all sort of evil magic to do evil things because he's evil.He's a Necromancer Healer.
>>498063016this is why i avoid the dungeons and just play the game like a singleplayer game for the most part my experiences in dungeons has been mostly good, recently had some retard rush forward and try to skip all the mobs, to save like 2 minutes, then he caused a wipe and forced everyone to sit there backtracking for 5 minutesusually its pretty good though and no issues and its all faceroll for the most part
This is my chubby Druid, he's a massive fuck up who basically went into self exile and didnt' say with the druid orders or whatever those fucks have i didn't read the lore. He loves to drink and eat and wallow in his misery about what a fuck up of a Druid he is. His boyfriend is a chubby Knight from High Isle.He's a Warden Healer. He also has a very small cock.
This is my artificer from Clockwork City. He's a Breton Arcanist, a total happy autistic nerd who loves constructions and books about robots and stuff. He has a massive cock despite being such a dumb geek so his boyfriend naturally is a hungry bottom jock.He's an Arcanist healer.
This is my Bard. He's my "funny" character, always singing and craving attention and talking non stop, very annoying. He's also obsessed with big Redguard cocks. He's a Magicka Nightblade DPS.
This is my priest. He's basically a hobo, he's a total cinammon roll, very sweet, always gives his money away, doesn't care for earthly posessions, just wants to help and worship the Divines and help other people He's a Templar Healer.
And this is my short king Knight. He's very loyal to the Covenant and loves helping people. He's very eager and respectful. Due to his size he was always bullied at Knight School High. He has a MASSIVE hairy nord boyfriend that loves picking him up and fucking him how he sees please like he's a little knight toy.He's a Magicka Necro DPS.
DUDDEEE HOW CAN YOU BE CP 1500 ON THE EASIEST CLASS IN THE GAME AND DEAL JUST 20K DAAMGEMY ONE BAR ARCANIST DEALS LIKE 60K DAMAGE
>>498063234>>498063497>>498063736>>498063968>>498064493>>498064892>>498065287any women characters?!
>>498063497you can be CP 3600 in less than a year, you're just too much of a mentally ill faggot to wrap your head around how xp scrolls and psijic ambrosia works
>>498066389Why would i play as a woman I am not a tranny and all women should be killed.
>>498066427>you can be CP 3600 in less than a year,You literally can't.You'd need to play 24/7 and somehow have someone giving you BRP runs non stop every single day for hours.1. You will not have any gold, mats or resources to craft or buy Ambrosias that way2. You are never gonna find someone giving you runs every day non stop and you are never gonna have sooo much gold to the point you can't afford to hire people every day3. Why would someone buy a videogame to get carried on BRP on repeat for a year to get to CP 3600?
>>498066545"lesbian" mtf tranny>>>>>>>>literal faggot cocksmoker
>>498069364>cutting your dick off better than eating dickLol
>>498069535pre-snip "lesbian" MtF tranny can have biological offspring that pays into the tax fund, two cocksuckers on the other hand can't
>>498069779>Le Muh TAXAsk how i know you're in the 42% tax bracket
>>498069779>>498069364> out of nowhere the tranny came in to an elder scrolls videogame thread to hate gays and defend himself for being a tranny dyke fetishist even though nobody even asked him who or what he was and nobody cares about himWhat a sad call for help
>>498069973>>498070036>coping this hard to defend your faggotrywew
>>498070121>coping this hard to defend your mental illness
>>498070121I'm sorry you will never be a woman, or be with a woman, and men trigger you because you wish you hadn't been born one.Wish you the best though, will ignore you now because trannies give me the ick.
Shut the h*ck up and show me your October/Witches Festival drip.
>>498070258projectionthe vast majority of the mentally healthy population thinks two man making out is as gross as eating a handful of worms
>>498070379> Khajiit playerPFind nameVote to Kick
>>498070407truejust like a man who lobs his knob off due to delusions
>>498070323>I'm sorry you will never be a womanthat's great, are you threatening me with a good time?
>>498070545yeah, but a male transvestite banging a chick would only be bizarre, not outright grossthere you have it
>>498070478
>>498070883Hold FReport PlayerReason: HarrassementDescription: This evil khajiit player is telling me he's gonna brutally raping me while wearing diapers please stop please just permaban him please please please.
>>498070723being a transvestite is an outright gross act
>Trannies and khajiit live rent free inside farquaad's mind
>>498071537not as gross as homosexuality among men, that's much worse
>>498072164> Gay men and gay sex live rent free in the head of the dyke trannyIf you hate men, wish you were not a man and you claim to like women... why are you thinking about two men together non stop?
>>498072441more projection from the cocksmoker
>>498072164Animals have homosex, none castrate themselve due to delusions of being the opposite sex
>>498073510only a infinitesimally small number of men who wear wigs actually cut off their wiener
>>498074142> He keeps talking about his fetish of dressing as a woman while keeping his penis and calling himself a dykeWhy are chronic agp porn addicts so strange and desperate for attention?
>>498074236and more projectiona man in a wig who doesn't take it up the ass still deserves more respect than a man who sucks dick
>>498074442You're clearly very mentally ill and have nobody to talk with to the point you came to seek validation about your transexuality here in 4chan.I hope you vote republican, because you're certainly weird. I hope retards stop replying to your attention seeking derailing off topic posts.
>>498074630I'm not the one making 10 posts elaborating on his tamrielic buttsex fanficwhen will you stop projecting your degeneracy unto me? you're the only sexual deviant here as far as i can tell
>>498069364>>498069779>>498070723>>498072164>>498074442LMFAO
>498075018t. coping faggot
>>498075937>t. he/him
>>498076018those are indeed my pronouns, congratulations
>>498070379
Khajiit players are so embarrassing. I went to Rimmen yesterday and they were crying about the Hurricane in Zone Chat
>>498076805huh, there are hurricanes in ESO?
I wish the thread was active normally and not only when you fags are arguing about gay shit and troons.
Do trannies on the Shivering Isles call the prince Xheogorath or Her/Sheogorath
>>498080927LMAO
>>498080927I don't think trannies can even think in the realm of Sheogorath, they must be busy replaying the way they comitted suicide over and over.
>>498080927kek'd
R8 my hot sugar mommy vampire
>>498086494
THEY ARE CP 2000 AND THE YHAVE NO DAMAGEEEE 3 CP 2000 PLAYERS AND THEY DEAL NOOO FUCKING DAMAGEEEEEBoth dps are femoids, so probably trannies, and both seem like one bar bow, jesus christ.
I am losing my sanity by the sheer amount of CP 2000 players who stop in a low level dungeon to open chests and get excited over themTHEY GIVE 50 GOLD AND ONE GREEN WEAPON YOU STUPID BITCH EVEN WITH THE CP FOR BETTER LOOT YOU WON'T GET GOOD SHIT OUT OF IT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUUUUThey get happy over chests even in Fungal grottoWhy are they so mental?
>the cocksucker still thinks CP mean jack shit
THEY HAVE NOOO DAMAGEEEEHOW DO YOU HAVE NO DAMAGEEEE3 CP 2000 PLAYERS AND IT TAKES THEM ONE HOUR TO KILL LAST BOSSI AM CP 1100 AND I DEAL 999999% MORE DAMAGE THAN THEM I CAN MELT EVERYTHING BUT THESE PEOPLE DEAL NO DAMAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>498105283why aren't (YOU) happy about opening chests?ꜱmh, dude plays a MMORPG and doesn't like looting stuff
>>498105608THERE'S NO LOOT FROM LOW LEVEL DUNGEON CHESTS YOU STUPID BITCHTHEY GIVE NOTHING GOODHOW CAN YOU BE CP 3000 AND NOT KNOW THAT?HOW CAN YOU STOP THE WHOLE DUNGEON, STAY AFK NEXT TO CHEST WAITING FOR EVERYONE TO COME BACK, IN FUCKING TEMPEST ISLANDAT CP 300000000000
>>498105676here in /tesog/ we LOVE looting chestsact accordingly or risk being ostracized
>>498105789I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU AREEEE
Seriously, ANOTHER bad dps who's high cp, and what a coindience, all these high cp trash dps are always female toons or khajiit who spam basic bow attack and not a single ability.They don't even have a 2nd bar.Always just bow basic attack. How... strange...Sus.
>>498105880I'm your worst nightmare
>>498088910that's fucking awesome, G
>>498106701Waah waah a bloo bloo, ass bandit
Did they really nerf the amount of transmute crystals for daily dungeons
>>498118141I think it is still 10 crystals
>>498120120Why do you people keep running out of transmutes? I have far too many.
>>498078912me too anon...
>>498105507>only deals 16% of the group dps>saying other people do no damage???
>>498125740What damage is a lvl 33 healer supposed to do you stupid bitch?
>>498105283>>498105676levels arent a thing and everything is scaled to max level? also it could be for excavation leads, i find plenty of great stuff in chests always. dont know why youre seething, you were being carried
elf bros...
>>498139505Namira's Blood, how disgusting!
>>498139505smells like an elvish plot to subvert the nedic population, since "Notes on Racial Phylogeny" clearly states that the racial traits are passed on in a matrilineal manner, which would lead to the total replacement of man by mer over time
https://youtu.be/DB8aaFR9yNU
the tribunal SUCKS
>>498158757Yes we know, Almalexia.
>>498158757false gods who blasphemed the Heart of The-One-Who-Went-Missing
ariiiiiise my minions
>>498158757Check out this salty N'wah who can't tap divinity.
>>498174951I will cave your skull in if you even so much as glance at his heart in the wrong way
>>498103760She sexclusively dates anvil boys ~1000 years younger than her
>>498181953take care not to end up like a cherry flavoured capri sun
>>498187157what is this even supposed to mean?
>>498187870She'll eat you
Of course another nrd of high cp players with no damage who don't even wanna skip bosses in fungal grotto 1amazing.
>>498190614You are the common denominator. Clearly you are the problem.
>>498190714I am making the CP 2000 players deal zero damage and refuse to skip bosses in fungal grotto and make such a fast easy dungeon take an hour?
>>498192828if fungal grotto takes you an hour, youre definitely part of the problem. lol. you can solo like most the shit
>>498193441>you can solo like most the shitI want you to solo Fungal Grotto 1 on a lvl 28 character, right now. Do it
>>498193776kid youre the one sperging in the threads , if youre lvl 28 after days of sperging, youre doing something really wrong, you should be max level after days
>>498194215I am leveling 11 characters you stupid bitch
>>498066545>and all women should be killed.based
>>498196906why do you need to level characters you're gonna erp with twice then delete
>>498190614>Fight by turning your back to the bossAre you trying to tell us something here?
>>498181953whosr fucking house is that
>the brown retard thinks FG1 can't be soloed at level twenty-fucking-eight>probably never heard of a companion>or crafting>which makes sense since he bought his account>is now samefagging so someone will support his idiot opinions>but he's too stupid to change his posting style while doing sogoddamn, sometimes you think people are just playing the fool, but then it turns out they're genuinely and completely unintelligent. just so dumb you can't even comprehend it. like an animal with severe brain damage.
>>498204325you sir have just won the internet for today
>>498204325Why don't you get a character to lvl 28 and solo Fungal Grotto 1 anon? <3Show me how you get the NRD 80k exp by just going into fungal groto rather than using dungeon finder and show me how you vote kick all other 3 players so you solo fungal grotto.Show me how you wasted time recruiting a companion too.Please do <3Pathetic loser.
bro dont bother giving attention to the sperg hes just here acting like a retard on purpose
>>498209853i really don't think he's acting, man
Is the game worth it if I only have the main game and don't plan on spending more money on it?
Why do low level players love going into trials?TO screw everyone else over?
>he's doing trials now
>>498212915the inventory limit will cuck you so no
>>498044447YJK
>>498201134Why?
the next chapter will take place in a new oblivion realm populated entirely by imga
>>498212915>>498225092the inventory limit is a pain in the ass but yeah the main game has tons of content, im still going through the base game content at like hundreds or thousand+ hours playedif you ever plan on playing longer the expansions adds stuff definitely worth getting, best thing to buy is the latest complete version that includes latest expansion,
You know what's wrong with Skyrim these days?Everyone is obsessed with death.
>>498248889Love this griffin animation. I'm sure ZoS have human resource for this but we don't see this often.
If I see someone with the tranny companion, instant mudball.
>>498248889I hate the fox. I want it dead and whoever wrote the dialogue to be banned from ever touching a keyboard.
>>498268009But he's so quirky and awkward, just like [whatever popular bullshit the hacks at ZOS watched during the development of Gold Road]!
>>498256763she is literally just another lesbian
[remain silent]
>>498309119eyeraping shart
>buying the last expansion doesn't include the previous onespass
>>497644374Is there an addon out there that edits the actual map/minimap textures themselves?
Can you oh so clever 4chan incels and trannies help me settle a fight with my boyfriend and me?He insists that during ESO, Cralgorn is not part of Hammerfell, and if it is, it's more like a borderline zone, kinda like how Reaper's March is half Valenwood, half Elsweyr. He claims that things like the entrance to Falkreath, a SKyrim house, it being described as a no man's land, means that it's not part of Hammerfell as it is known in the Third Era.So it's either a fully independent zone (like how Wrothgar is no longer part of High Rock in ESO) or Cralgorn is a mix of several provinces (Skyrim, High Rock, Hammerfell, Cyrodiil).I however told him he's a stupid bitch and i beat him up, slapped him and stepped on his balls while telling him that the very loading screen says "It's a region of northeastern Hammerfell". The UESP wiki says it's fully part of the province of Hammerfell so it's not independent or "Skyrim, Cyrodiil and Hammerfell in one zone", it's ALL fully Hammerfell.So, which one is it?Who's right?If he's right i'm going to have to bottom tonight. If i'm right i'm beating him up again and he's gonna have to bottom tonight.
>>498313592that's the screenshot you decided to call 'eyeraping shart'? when something like >>498220979 exists
>>498317382collection edition comes with previous expacs
>>498319056What does it matter Ren? We all know you're gonna end up bottoming tonight either way.
>>498321869Fair but i at least won't to bottom while i'm right. SO WHICH ONE IS IT?
>>498319056
>>498322750He claims the wiki is unreliable.
>>498323706given that there is so much disagreement about this among in-game sources, let alone out-of-game discussion, we have to refer to the most neutral source we have available, where there is no indication at all that we're seeing the words of an unreliable narrator: the loading screen.>Though crossed by caravans and Covenant troops going to and from Cyrodiil, this wild region of eastern Hammerfell is a virtual no-man's-land. It's anchored on the east and west by the towns of Elinhir and Dragonstar.it's not a "no-man's-land," it's a "virtual no-man's-land," and clearly stated to be a region of Hammerfell, at this time. period.and congratulations on finally making a post worth reading. could have done without the gay shit that isn't actually happening in reality, but this is a major step up.
>>498323706>Yokudan tombs in the region/Ra Gada.This is in game. Also pull out Elder Scrolls world map and overlaps it with ESO world map, almost 3/4 of Craglorn is in Hammerfell region.
>>498328782>Also pull out Elder Scrolls world map and overlaps it with ESO world map,I did but he claims that's a third era map and no such map can be seen in TESO.>>498326809I referred him to the loading screen description too but he takes the no man's land thing literally and says that the Falkreath door and Skyim high hall being there shows it at least has other provinces in it
Is the new High Elf companion a troon?
>>498329286no, the companion is "non-binary"which puts it halfway into being a tranny
>>498329009>"I" referred himOh didn't know we got Ren's boyfriend here.
>>498329009>I referred him to the loading screen description too but he takes the no man's land thing literallythen he can take the word "virtual" literally, too, and realize that it negates his point. the only proof we have agrees with you. simple as that.
>>498332725you're misreading it, anon
>>497644374Today, I will remind them of what was stolen from us...
>show your dedication to ithelia with the bland path cultist stylebut how if nobody remembers who she is
new companions seem pretty cool
>>498340576Agreed, i love trans companions and khajiit necromancers who hate necromancy
Great now my boyfriend is angry at me because i was right about Cralgorn and he wants to delete all our characters and make redguards for Cralgorn because "if i say it's hammerfell then redguards should play in hammerfell location"Thank guys you ruined my relationship.
I am still waiting on the lady Orc (AFAB) companion with no magic. and huge muscles. rippling
>>498336975This is what the Recollection should have been about.
>>498336975the old orc armor?
>>498364067Redguard
some scripts can only be collected in mages guild throughout tamriel
>>498369192What da
>>498369192only way to get them is this way? didnt know that but i did find 2 already at mage guilds
>>498340778shrug i dont try to romance npcs like a fag i like the companions and leveling them up and getting the bonus effects
>page 11spooky scary zombie tesog!!
>>498382934correctthose 9 scripts don't drop in daily reward coffers
>>498413445looks really nice, what house is that?
>>498413445the same one in screenshots 122, 123, 124, 126 and 127
>>498426505retvrn to the davvn
>>498413445This cost 280$
shame balfiera is not accessible anymore
>>497644374Name a class thats cucked harder by console limitations than the necro. Go on, I'll wait.
>>498433260can we get a drip breakdown?
>>498121750are people still cloning nirncrux?I was too lazy to actually do it myselfotherwise I have no idea
>>497790519you made your bed
I see you, lazy Lizard!
>>497790519kill yourself chinkfag
>>498437447your brown
>>498438535quick fox jumped over the lazy dogeater?
>>498439036what do you think of these latest crown crates
>>498439946fake and gay
>>498439946I'm not the guy you were originally feuding with. I just hate the chinese.I don't like the crate, but I don't like edgy cosmetics anyway so it wasn't really made for me.
High Isle is a good chapter and I'm tired of pretending it is not
>>498450571what's good about it
>>498450571gay fingers typed this post
High Isle is riddled with misandry and sexual deviancy to an immersion breaking degree and I never pretended it was anything elseI want to rape every orifice of a Zenimax employee with a rusty shovel just for my own amusement. Dunmer got totally massacred in Necrom as well.Absolutely disgraceful
What the fuck happened to Witches Festival at the 13th of October? We aren't doing that anymore or what?
which part of "13th of Frostfall" do these boy-molesters at ZOS not understand?
>>498463656the whole of tamriel is a larp hosted at the google campus in 2024 wake up guareeple
>>498465047theres cosmetics in the store what do you meanbuy the spooky doll
Black Marsh Biological Supercomputers Argonian Blockchain Histcoin
>>498469683>guareeplekek'd
>>498470787>HEEESTCONNECT
>>497644374
Boethia dlc
Hi guys im new at 4chan and am starting to fiddle my way into this.
How much of a based chad am I if i kick out of my trial a loot spy right before the final boss ends so he wasted his whole time on the dungeon to not complete quest and not get final boss drop? Next time... like... um... just... don't loot spy? HAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAmuahaahahahaMAUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHFUCK SPIES TOTAL SPY DEATH FUCK SPIES FUCK SPIES KILL ALL SPIES hahahahahaHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA
>>498482662My boyfriend is super pissed off at how immature i was over kicking him but i don't care.
Anyone know when we get another ESO+ freebie event? My main's backpack is full of mats and I don't want to discard or sell any.>Inb4 buy game time
>>498483450you will have to wait until january for the next ESO+ trial
>>498484346Bal's fucking balls, that long? Sheesh.
you know they can see your whispers, right, @RenTheCat? that's serious griefing, there, especially with this screencap of your posts. they can just match everything up.
>>498486225tell me you sent a mail to the guy with a link to this thread
>>498486225Match what up? The whispers of him sending me and everyone else in the trial his botted comments demanding the items?Or you're saying that i am going to be punished for kicking him after he spammed to everyone, me and my boyfriend included, every time someone would get an item they wanted? You do know kicking toxic players from a trial is not against the rules.But you know what's against the rules? spam, harrassment and botting? Or are you a filthy loot spy?
>>498493542I hope they find the cure to whatever your condition is
>>498493709Well i don't have any condition, but i heard yours can be fixed with a bullet to the brain, you should try it!
>>498493747thanks for proving my point
>>498477652baste
>>498506687cringe
>>498506687her realm is San Francisco
Seen any.. Elves?
>>498506687I'm going to have to ask you to never post this again thanks honestly get some shame
I got this one guy in group dungeon who won't do boss mechanic even after we explained it in english and chinese.I'm so lost.
>>498529081portuguese or spanish is sometimes worth a try if you're truly committed to not bailing on tards on pcna, though I do semi-frequently run into the same retarded quebecois so who the fuck knowsroll a d20 on google translate if you're on eu
nothing ever happens
>>498506687my path is r*pe
>>498506687this bitch looks like she belongs in destiny 2
jeremy soule named in zos latest email about a music box are we back my hummina honeys?
>>498548904I don't believe either of the accusations against him and it fucks me up that the guy responsible for so many video game soundtracks from my childhood got unpersoned over what are essentially unsubstantiated rumors.If he's coming back it can only be good
>>498552571How can you not believe these accusations (that only popped up after $kyrim became the be$t $elling of all time)?
>>498552571whores everywhere just falsely accusing anyone and everyoneyou're only safe if youre a virgin and never go outside, you literally cant even look at women without being accused of shit
What's a sweet thing i can do for my boyfriend in game if he won't take my gold?
>>498558538faggots never shutting up about their boyfriend because their entire identity is being a faggot
> Queue for nrd> Have like 10 characters to run nrd on so i need it to be fast> Get long as fuck dungeon like Cauldron> Get low level team or cp 2000 dps with no damageThank, fucking, god i can just press P, X and leave that fucking shit garbage group and garbage shit long as fuck dungeon.
Having to grind mage's guild and fighter's guild is so fucking cancerous why are abilities from that shit meta? I don't want to spend 6 hours in dolmen to get dawnbreaker, i don't wanna spend 8 hours grabbing books for equilibrium or meteor.
Which race has the highest likelihood of netting me bitches and mom gamers if I play it?
>>498562395Argonian
>>498562395As a registered RP fag, bored housewives are moist for Dunmer. Following that, it seems to be Nords and Altmer about equally. Then Orcs. Bretons, Redguard and Imperials are hard to scale because they are your more typical humans. Beasts can rank high or low depending on the person, so also hard to rank. Then Boslets are dead last. (Mind you, Bosmer are ironically what most of them play. Followed by Bretons and Altmer)
>>498563073I'd think Khajiit would be more popular since women love cats right?
is a ghost door good or bad at keeping people out
>>498582565Depends on how spooky it is.
Whats an easy way to rise through eso ranks in cyro I need siege weapons for my house
>>498541009Agree
im trying to rp as a high ranking morag tong agent do you think one would wear dreugh armour?
>>498558953So it was you. Your bad, the Cauldron is a great place.
Of course the one fucking time I have a whole free day and feel like actually playing ESO there's a fucking maintenance going on
>>498602916run as an unkillable cunt in a ball groupI think allahu akbar is still viable but you have to pick your moments well which will cut into your ap/minbest time to play would be whenever it's really active. pvp event is best but we had one semi recently, I think the next is some ways awayother than that you kind of just have to grind it out by playing
>>498562215Do skyreach for fighters guild insteadStop being a little bitch. They are just books.
fire zenke
>>498653587who?
>>498654485the boremaster
I haven't played in like 4 years, is the combat still the same floaty, spammy mess with ugly animations, boring skills, classes that feel the same, buffs that you need to refresh every 10 sec etc garbage?And I assume that the overworld content is still disgustingly easy
>>498657713cope and seethe
>>498657963Enjoy your crate box simulator dying game with expansions that get worse and worse and worse while having a sub system that's basically mandatory because inventory management becomes a nightmare without the crafting bag
>>498658369t.
>>498658369enjoy malding on the internet over a game you don't even play
>>498658369>inventory management becomes a nightmare without the crafting bagnot true, I never subscribed to eso+ and I can manage everything just fine
Ded game
>>498661196true
>>498602916Just bee urself and peeveepee.you WILL get the delve buff. you WILL eat the war tortes.Otherwise if you play during dead hours, see if the other campaigns have a low pop and/or low score bonus and capture resources and it should be better than battlegrounds.>>498070379Christmas in July
8 days until witches festival
More Morrowind zones will save ESO
>>498681218i still get nostalgia when i hear that music in vvardenfell
>>498677286finna be litty
> Need Briarheart set> Check lightinng staff> All options are 200k gold golden staff when i need to just decon it so my transmute costs less> Out of all 200k, one garbage green staff costs just 500 gold> Instead of binding it so my briarheart set costs 3 crystals less I make it purple and sell it for 150k goldI feel like the wolf of wall street, i must be half jewish or something because i've never seen someone make such smart business decissions, maybe i'm Trump's lost son, if so, i want a nepotism presidential position too when he wins. As a side note, this reminds me of some RETARDS here who told me "people are gonna pay what they think the item is worth it, not what the seller writes in".They are fucking wrong, if someone NEEDS the item, they will pay even 5 mil gold for a single dreugh wax. People are that stupid. I could go get a daedric bench that costs 50 gold, but if it was the only one being sold in guild traders right now, i would be able to sell it for 10 mil gold in a day.
>>498716929man made horrors beyond my imagination
I entered an event about showcasing a cool scary outfit do you guys think i'll win with this garbage? I'm really regretting now, it looks so lame, but I wanted a Wendigo look :(Everyone else is going basic bitch witches or edgelords, i wanted something unique but it ended up lame :(
>>498719824This is what the other players went, some are really good so i don't see how i'm gonna win,
>>498718191You are little baby
>>498719824this looks better than the witches but you can expect to get 0 votes if you have a penis
>>498723997This, all events like this are always rigged. I once joined one to design a character for DOn't Starve, spent a whole day making a cool old crazy knight, the winner? a garbage poorly drawn brown muslim woman praised for its diversity.
>>498719824actually pretty badass, anon
>>498720402outfitting was a mistake
Me:>I promise, Eveli, I'm not going to talk about religion or politics when we're at the tavernMy intrusive thoughts after I had 1 (one) sip of mead:>https://youtu.be/CJ7Zt_F8ZXU?t=4
N'wah!
>>498299545...
>>498070379>when the normal kid walks into the goth kid hideout
it is indeed spooky season
Three Gods, One TribunalThree Races, One Pact
the Empire can't die if it's undead
https://youtu.be/2rSzTzZeyqs
>>498774081does Sotha Sil doing absolutely nothing notable ever represent Argonians?
>>498719824it looks cool and scary tbdesu
another pvp "event"
>>498775851ouchhe gave me Mzahnchnphng, so that's nice I guess
>>498776202pfft
>>498671145>be PvE tank>just run around Cyrodiil wasting PvPers timelmao gib Centurion pl0x
>>498225871she is Hircine's Champion indeed, what gave it away?
>>498326809based hentai appreciator
>>498775512Her drip is the dude?
>>498795224yes
of course the stupid bitch won the contest already. Rules say it has to be a creative outfit, but stupid bitch makes the screenshot so dark you can't even see the costume and doesn't even mix different pieces, doesn't even use shoulder slot or head slot and uses chest, skirt and boots from same style showing zero creativity.But i guess so long as you pair it next to a red moon and make a female character you win, stupid bitch, it's not a contest of pretty screenshot it was about "creative spooky outfits". God i hate them all so much. Both basic witches got even more votes than me. Amazing.
waking up and realising that my life is not as miserable as farquaad's was pretty nice.feels good man
still waiting for Nightblade buffs
>>498813061shut up or you get nerfed like everyone else
>>498813061> Hasn't invisibility removed due to pvp abusers but is still just as ridiculously strong as always was in PVE>> WAHHH BUFF IT BUFF IT I NEED TO TURN INVISIBLE AGAINST BOSSES AND ADDS REEEEE I'M BEING NERFED I'M F TIER NOWWWWkys
>>498816380>>498817435reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeI just want to stamblade to not be worthless trash in trials
>>498775512more yard pic
>>498825076
>>498825076Lucilla might be the only non-cringe house guest
>>498825076her view
>>498825076behind the stables
>>498825076somehow my butterfly went missing in the picsit's just a shame I can't grow alchemy ingredients in my garden
>>498825076the area around the well is dedicated to the Werewolves
>>498825076altar for Hircine(Mundus Stone is The Lady)
>>498825076small Hircine Shrine
>>498825076and a bird's eye shotr8
Good evening. I hate infinite archive.
>>498837067why?
>>498837134Shit is boring. Why the fuck do class sets not drop from all cycle bosses? Why is 90% of it trash fights? Fucking honk shu honk shu falling asleep at my goddamn keyboard. Why do named bosses spawn during trash fights? Make that shit deserving of one pool.
>>498837503fair enough
We know … you’ll want to check out the new Dark Brotherhood Crown Crates, now available in the in-game Crown Store!
>FURNISHING LIMIT TYPE>Traditional Furnishings *spit*
>>498837067>>498837503You just have no boyfriend with whom to run it. I forced my boyfriend to run it non stop for a week so i could get the necromancer style and it was fun, plus he made like 2 million from all the runs he did with me.
>>498839046you're probably the type of spastic who just shoves his player home full with the gaudiest and most flamboyant scrying leads like >>498789376 over hereabsolutely horrid
if you ever scry you're a subhuman, end of story
>>498844970Scrying is fun and i love archeology and is relaxing and it reminds me of Candy Crush so it's fun.
>>498845014t. subhuman
>>498845735You're mad you don't have Greymoor chapter, poor heteroid :(
>>498192828if I see you skip bosses in Fungal Grotto, I'll votekick you
>>498846875It takes 3 people to vote kick someone and nobody wants to kill a stupid dreugh and giant crab in a boring 2014 dungeon, if you have nobody to play with, kill yourself, the rest of us don't have to waste our time because you have no friends and want to feel you have company in a stupid normal dungeon.
>>498853834>the rest of ustalking about yourself in the plural now?nobody likes you anyways
stop replying to the brown, account-buying literal faggot. he doesn't care what you say, just that you talk to him. christ, he had to get an "internet boyfriend." that means he was rejected by every woman AND man he's ever met. most gays who aren't in the media are hideous, but this guy's gotta take the cake. probably a whole lot of cakes.and don't worry about his big talk, motherfucker can't do anything without his hand being held. can't even solo FG1, lol. hence him spending his life savings on an emp account. must have been a lot of pesos.
the new house looking sweet, love when they give free houses in this game they are always massive
>>498858902You're a literal transexual who uses rpgs to roleplay you're a woman.
daenia has fallen
>>498859408what new house
>>498864213>if you play a roleplaying game, you have to self-insert as yourself everytimedo homos really?
>>498882775nta but pretending to be a woman is the definition of transexual
>>498864213thats a transgender dumb homo
>>498896531Imagine being this insecure about your sexuality that you can't immerse yourself in the story of someone who is different from you in a high fantasy rpg
>>498897009>why yes I do immerse myself as a cute virtual girl, how could you tell OwO
mfw liggas can identify more with literal lizard people than women
>>498898010Identifying with lizardbros doesn't signify mental illnessYou'd have to be mentally ill to want to put yourself in woman's boots, not to be a badass lizard dude
>>498897009lmao faggot gets off to wearing pretty dresses and lipstick in a video g5
>>498898547you want to fuck anthro reptiles
>>498898547I can see your egg cracking sis
>>498897778Sorry, Anon, but just because you struggle with your craving for man-milk doesn't mean I have to look at the triagonal frame of some polygon bloke for 1000+ hoursIf you can only bear the sight of hairy chests and ripped dudes in your game, that's entirely on you. I for one enjoy to see a decent hip swing on my screen.
>>498899858>it's the "i-if I have to look at ass make it female" copeYou shouldn't be looking at the bottom of your screen when playing. The crosshair is in front of your character so you should never even notice how your character moves his ass.Automatically going out of your way to look at male ass is a homosexual issue, makes sense you dress up as a girl in virtual space if you ever had that issue
>>498899580>>498899583mentally ill APG faggots who want to fuck a girl version of themselves project the desire to fuck yourself onto normal people who play lizards
>>498900805I can look at my character's ass whenever I so please. Might even undress her if I feel like it. And there's nothing you can do to stop me. Maybe I ask Dibella to give me the Brush of Truepaint and make her my loving wife? Who knowsCope and seethe harder
>>498901152https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blanchard%27s_transsexualism_typology
>>498901024its not my fault nobody can compare to my greatness
>>498901720>Autogynephilia (derived from Greek for "love of oneself as a woman") is a term coined by Blanchard for "a male's propensity to be sexually aroused by the thought of himself as a female", intending for the term to refer to "the full gamut of erotically arousing cross-gender behaviors and fantasies".Kek you're one stage away from cutting your cock off
>>498901152>Maybe I ask Dibella to give me the Brush of Truepaint and make her my loving wife?always loretrannies lmao
>>498901946>b-but blanchard saidgay
>>498902380Indeed, it's very gay to immerse yourself roleplaying as a woman then fantasize about undressing "her" and marrying "her"
>>498902713if I roleplay as a women that loves and marries myself (another woman I'm roleplaying as) then that makes me a lesbian and there is absolutely nothing gay about lesbians. you can do the math
>>498903112Tits or GTFO dyke
>>498903112>if I roleplay as a women that loves and marries myself (another woman I'm roleplaying as) then that makes me a lesbian)ywnbal you're a mentally ill guy that dresses in high heels and lipstick
>>498896538no such thing as "gender" tranny
>>498903112you just described transbians. gg
>>498858902>redheadMATING PRESS
>>498901530>>498901946nice quack you got there, not sure how that relates to pen and paper roleplaying howevermaybe if you laid off the porn, you might come to the conclusion that not everything in life is about cooming
>>498908528>not everything in life is about cooming>>498901152>Might even undress her if I feel like it.
>>498901530dr blamchard ..i kneel
>>498858902>post elf, spark all sorts of weirdnessthat isn't a character of mine. here's the next file in my /tesog/ folder, kek
>>498913485Seen any.. Elves?AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>498909452it's an asexual high CHA build, Farquaadshe's extremely charming and persuasive, unless you're an Altmer or a male homosexual, but that's what intimidation is for
>>497644374>The Witches Festival in-game event begins Thursday, October 24 at 10AM EDT, and runs until Wednesday, November 6 at 10AM EST.Literally every other game out there has started their halloween events, why the fuck are these niggers waiting till the last minute? And really? On a thursday??
>>498858902>s-stop replying to him...reply to me! I'm a REAL thread personality see my avatar??!Lmao how embarrassing.
>>498914530>asexual high CHA build, Farquaad>she's extremely charmingTOPKEKOnly way foids can be charming is through sexuality. Beginning to think you're a queer FtM KEK
>>498921142don't care if you reply to me. that first picture was just a random one from my folder. but please, keep being retarded -- you're so good at it!
So, i collected every single weapon and piece of armor but the Ansuul Dagger in Sanity Edge. I need the dagger badly since it will be used for like 5 of my DPS.But, i was thinking... Since it's my last curated item it means it will ALWAYS drop from final boss, right? and i will be given automatically on the curated crate.So couldn't i potentially never open the crate and instead always sell the Ansuul Dagger? it's one of the most sought after item in the game and i always see people crying they don't get it, hell, i was running this non stop like 20 times just to get it.But now i realize i can make money out of it...How's 300k gold for the dagger? too little?Was thinking of charging 500k but it seems too much, 300k makes sense as there are 3 bosses so 100k gold each boss.
>>498925820>he thinks people want unperfected gearboy if you don't get your goofy ass
voriplasm
nobody wanted my dagger :(now how i'm going to make gold? :(
>>498928921
>>498932914Buy kneepads
>>498907171by clannfear
Crrimson should be illegal, holy shit
>>498920950WHAT HAPPENED TO 13TH OF FROSTFALL?I DEMAND JUSTICE!
Could someone send me 200 Kutas please? or 10 mil gold?I don't have any and i have to craft like 100 enchants for all my DPS and my two new tanks.
>>498935563no Kuta for Puta
>>498935808:O
>>498934824the ip is soulshriven babe
Had to spend 160k on buying 50I have no fucking gold now, at all.UGHHH poverty gives me the ick. I NEED GOLDDDDDD
>>498913485male
>>498937092kill dragon
>>498937484Killing Elsweyr dragons gives next to no gold and takes forever.
>>498937741farm craglorn cocaine then since you're stupid
I'm so ready for two team BGs. Game has fun PvP but every fucking match is rngshit chaotic nonsense
>>498937935nirnhoorned? but it's awful. Takes forever to grind and barely sells for anything
>>498939040stay broke and stupid then idk
>>498928921lime gelatin:p
finally got my third The Heartland and completed it in the Codex. really glad to be able to buy as many of the damned things as i want. spent months grinding for that, here and there. i recommend just going to an out-of-the-way delve in your home faction's territory and clearing out the whole place over and over again, looting every chest that pops.now just wish the Ayleid Blacksmithing Station didn't have to be assembled three fucking times.
>awesome kvatch fountain last week for the new item in the lux vendor>same order of the hour banner BUT BIGGERthese lazy faggots at zos need to die STOP GIVING THEM MONEY RETARDS
>>498914530asexuals are some of the most obnoxious people you'll meet, how could she be high charisma
What class has the most fun with big crits? Thinking something worth going khajiit with The Shadow
>>498958208Everyone sadly.
>>498958208sorc. it's always sorc.
>>498958208any class scales well with crits
I can't believe people genuinely engage with the atrocious pvp in this game.In a single night I saw.> Exploiters abusing a bug in Aleswell to reach a tower and attack from a safe distance a keep without ever being killed, and looking at the forums i found out these players have been doing the exploit for weeks and they play 24/7, the exact same players being complained about in the forums are the ones who were exploiting in my campaign tonight> No life AD Nightcappers literally camping the outsides of DC base despite having the whole map conquered and doing nothing for hours as it was a dead campaign, so it's gotta make you wonder what sad miserable life someone who spends hours camping with 5 people in a dead campaign is doing> Balls who require 20 minutes and 20 people to kill and just run around healing, shielding, healing, shielding, run, run, run.> Retards who throw away hammer to get a scroll while all keeps are being lost, especially because of exploitersI genuinely don't see what anyone could find fun in such a system. Press Q to repair, spend 20 minutes and 20 people to kill one Warden, nightblade campers, exploiters who don't get banned and play 24/7PVP seems to attract the biggest no life losers. The fact that i have to engage in this shit to get caltrops, barrier and horn is soul draining.
Imagine what the guy you bought that account from probably had to go through in order to get Emperor.
>>498993000You're an obsessed jealous bitch who uses the game to roleplay you're a woman. You're extremely upset nobody pays attention to you and you have nobody in your life to the point you seethe uncontrollably that i'm famous while you're a nobody.You will die alone, miserable, and male. And funny enough, to become emperor i had to beg a tranny from DC to let me capture the keeps because he kept camping.All transexuals should be killed.
>>498992180I like to take new players from my guild there for the easy Skillpoints and xp. just taking some farms, defending some castles. Messing around with siege weapons. Don't really care for PvP meta, just going with my PvE Tank.For a fact the barrier and horn are essential for some decent PvE builds.
>>498969151kek at the mouse
>>497773772I miss Lorkhan
>>497850762I'll get to Skingrad when it's 90% off lolno, in fact they should PAY me for a visit
>>498928921luv voriplasmsimpul as
Peryite DLC
why is Necromancer's spammable still dogshit to weave with light attacks?
>really like how the radiant mounts looks>fucking hate their obnoxious mount up animationsaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa this is so annoying
>>498992180I got into PvP when the game first came out. Playing a nightblade and sniping people with a bow was a lot of fun. But all that changed when the metafags attacked...I don't think I'll ever get back into PvP in this game, though that might just be because I play a necro.
Heh. Benis
>>499011436Because ZOS refuses to rework animations, mainly because their game coded by pajeets breaks as soon as they breathe on it
>>499019560it's the jankiest class spammable (though nu-Jabs gives it a run for its money)
>>499020364They already sold that dlc sweetie, they have your money. Just shut up and buy another $40 house where the windows don't work, ok?
>>499011436Why don't you just use Velothi Amulet and Deadly Cloak ability to trigger your dual wield enchants little bro? <3You don't need basic attacks. It's 2024. They made a whole class last year that doesn't allow for a single light attack while you're channeling a beam and ever since game release Templars weren't able to hit a single light attack due to not being able to interrupt the Aedric Spear.Join the Velothi club little bro!
>>499028303guess this is what I get for thinking they'd fix Necros after all these years, foolish optimism>Just shut up and buy another $40 house where the windows don't workI haven't bought a single house in the entirety of ESO housing's existence. Also I see you all still have to deal with that Spic's nuisance around here, shame
why do all dps guide builds never have some self sustain or self heal ability, do they really think you're gonna have a healer with you at all times? and especially a GOOD healer? how do they want me to survive??? i don't even know which damage ability remove to replace with a healing one, or which healing one even use.
>>499047625Vigor
>>499048667But I don't know what to swap in my build to put Vigor in place, no matter what i remove it seems i'll lose a lot of damage, and vigor is stamina and i'm magicka dk so i use vigor once and that's goodbye to ever being able to roll or any of the stam abilities.
>>499047625It's for running with people they trust like in guild or HM run.
>>499049526Why are you playing a weeb character named Ishun-tatsu if you aren't being a Stamina dps?
>>499051865Lame. Alcast guide, some russian page guide, every DPS guide i find doesn't have a single solo potential for DK. At least for their Warden DPS, Arcanist DPS, etc. i could move things around. I don't know of any Sorc build that doesn't give the heal to either the Imp or the Matriarch. But when it comes to DK it's like they hate self healing.>>499052219Because Stamina DK is the grosses ickiest thing in the world? I want DRAGON magic, i want to spit FIRE. Not poison, why would i go DRAGONKNIGHT if my skills are gonna be POISONKNIGHT?Also he's Breton so he can't be Stamina. I'm trying all sorts of combinations now. From Dragonblood to Inhale to Vigor. Now i'm gonna check out switching that claw poison one to the healing one.
for now on, if I queue as healer for a random Vet dungeon & get Direfrost Keep, I'm leaving asap
>>498832882thats pretty cool, ngl
