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brap
>doomerugly thread
Yeah I'll have a uhh oh oh is this thing UP YOUR ASSATTENTION RESTAURANT CUSTOMERSFUCK DARKNERSTHAT IS ALL
Krisriel.
ralsei sleeping dump
>>497895048Does this goat look like he's dooming and glooming to you
fuck you!!!!! you fuckin FRISK!!!!! always gaysaying!!!!!! you piecea human!!!!
ATTENTION RESTAURANT CUMHAVE SEX WITH LIGHTNERS AND KILL THEMTHAT IS
>>497895249
ATTENTION DARKNERSFUCK! YOU!(laughs)
>>497895460
YOU PIPIS GOOD>YOU PIPIS GOODFUCK YOU!*explosion*
>>497895661
She saved Deltarune. Thank you Sara
>Temmie on her way to make another giant toilet sprite.
>>497894927Politics Bear is forced to do the thugshaker to appeal to the low-income voter. >Turns out if you shake your rump, people forgive you for being bad at speaking.>Ms.Holiday’s polls are higher than ever!>Plus, it’s been rather warm this February.
>>497895856
Hope you all are doing terrible today!
Sexo
>>497896060>that’s a Freddy Fazgyatt right there!>GET OUT! YOU ARE BEING INAPPROPRIATE!>n-no! I changed my mind! I have GYATT to vote!>YOU AREN’T EVEN OLD ENOUGH!
>Flowey and Toriel in the Ruins>Sans and Papyrus in Snowdin>Monster Kid and Undyne in Waterfall>Alphys and Mettaton in HotlandIs Deltarune copying this pattern of 2 characters per area?
Hug
>>497896976noh~ it does not seem soh~
>>497897135>REALSEI
>>497897225explain
>>497897251noh~
>>497897404k
Are you visiting the art club today?
>>497897518I haven't played Undertale since 2020 and I intend to keep it that way. I hope they can live in happiness on the surface forever.
>>497897251Rather than having two quirky characters per chapter for you just get Ralsei and SusieNone of the darkeners really follow you around through the whole thing besides Lancer
>>497897518noh~
>>497897518I specifically chose not to
>>497897693Chapter 1 - Ralsei and SusieChapter 2 - Berdly and NoelleIt seems like it's following the 2 characters pattern to me.
Oh no! Temmie fell down! Will you help her up?
Deltarune will never release.
>>497897807It doesnt really feel the same since they arent native to the area you are in and they are all party members besides BerdlyIn Undertale it was one character antagonizing you while the other acted as a guide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZuzgWE3blQ
Genuinely the hardest character to draw
What is the chance of an /utg/ made character forced into Undertale being worse than So Sorry
good day /utg/. how are you guys doing today?
>>497898035>one character antagonizing you while the other acted as a guideWow, I've never thought of it that way. It really is like that.
>>497898252I've been playing Pokemon Platinum for the first time and I think it might be my favorite Pokemon game
>>497898276Right as I was making that post I realized that Susie and Ralsie do fit that dynamic in chapter 1 though
>>497898492Yeah, they do. It's kind of difficult to find that dynamic in Chapter 2, though.
>>497898185so sorry is pretty terrible so I think there's a decent chance that the average /utg/ design would be better. there is the small risk of it being far far worse.
>>497898471SEX
>>497897807Chapter 1 - party member Ralsei, lightner miniboss Susie (susie also joins the party)Chapter 2 - party member Noelle, lightner miniboss Berdly (doesn't join the party, but helps create the Thrash Machine)Chapter 3 - Toriel and UndyneChapter 4 - Catti and JockingtonChapters 5+ might break the pattern, since all the relevant protagonists have been introduced by that point. choosing your party members might be an option.Chapter 0 - your party consists of Azzy, Dess, and 'Pants. (Catty and Bratty are there too but when Dess wants to explore the bunker they chicken out and leave.)
>Metaton is gay-coded as fuck>is actually trans>Ralsei is trans-coded as fuck>is actually gayReally makes you think
>>497899113Mettaton isn't a trans allegory
Get new material
>>497899113Ralsei is straight
>>497899113or maybe they're just pretty guys? maybe it's not that deep? (ralsei is probably gay though)
>You are on a romantic date with Catti. What do you say first?
>>497899250can confirm
>>497898979In Chapter 0 you play as Kris still but younger, looking more like the UT protagonists.
>>497899345I'm starting to think AI is getting shittier over time
>>497899453that sounds like shit. I'll stick to my delusions about burgerpants party member kino until they are proven false.
>>497896610
>>497897951>Deltarune>Lisa The Pointless MU>whatever game Mortis Ghost is working onplace ya bets
>>497899113Mettaton is super homosexual homoerotic mega mcsuper schlongy dongy fudgeripple mcdelight dildo 1 2 3 in the bum yum gay
What if Chapter 3 came out today but was really unoptimized and ran at 3 fps whenever more than 10 objects were on screen
Wtf toby fox leaked nudes?!?!https://files.catbox.moe/mz4uga.jpeg
>>497899113Ralsei is pansexual
>>497900317duster do not click
>>497900317croh~
we need a deltarune version
>>497896462cute large catartist?
>>497900645what the fuck is bigender
>>497900840Someone who is bigender has two gender identities which they can feel one at a time or simultaneously. The genders don't have to be opposite genders on any spectrum of gender identities. Nonbinary can be used to describe someone who is bigender, depending on the genders the bigender person identifies with.Hope that helps :)
>>497900645>lithoromanticis mad dummy attracted to rocks or something
>>497899625No matter how much it improves, AI-generated art always has the same strange effect on me, looking at it makes me feel like there's ants crawling under my skin, it just feels so inherently wrong on a fundamental level. It's hard to figure out where that feeling comes from. Maybe there's some subconscious signal that artists put into art that lets other people know whether something was created by a human or not. In this case, there's obvious flaws in the eyes and fingers, but even covering that up there's something very wrong here that's baked into the entire image... some kind of strange soupiness... it sort of has a painterly quality, but it's unclear where the brushstrokes are, because there aren't really any brushstrokes... there isn't any real intention...
>>497900645no matter the reasona lot of misguided energy went into making this
>>497900574Need thighjob...
>>497900378 uh
>>497901319wew
>>497901264The original image was unironic but the gender identities were added as a quirky troll
>>497899194yes they are
>>497900734https://x.com/jadedholiday
>>497901545thanks buddy
>>497901319thank god. maybe thread quality will improve.
>>497901319Honestly?Kinda based
>>497901319this was predicted back when it happened to /biz/
>>497901671TEN YEARS IN THE BOINT
>>497901245I think a big part of it is that it has a weird “faux-realism” style: everything looks super airbrushed and smoothed over, but a lack of actual texture/fine detail makes every character look like a plastic figurine
Berdly would make a trolling compilation for counter strike.Are you guys going trick or treating?
>>497902082ARE YOU GOING COCKSUCKING?
>>497901319I'm guessing this is to combat bots, it doesn't look like it would do much to stop shitposters with multiple devices
>>497901319i wonder how long the email verification takes.
>>497898182literally me
Fave keeps preaching dead internet theory partially because of bots but also because people abandon forums for insular discord servers
>>497902346Oh but your feet are still dirty and hes out of water guess ill have to use my rongue to clean them ha ha.
Samefaggers BTFO? Is the thread speed about to take a massive dip?
>>497903178That's not what that means.The only regular in this thread that would be affected is Timmy.
>>497902254
Need...Temmie...Porn...
>>497903347it's over
>>497903046Ok but what does that have to do with /vg/ moderation
>>497899345"hello"
ralsei my beloved
>>497903361>have to wait 15 minutes if you ban evade (essentially)Why couldn’t they have implemented this years ago
>>497903528It doesnt. Now show me your soles.
Let's make this a blood love.
>>497903762nu
I didnt know Susie was im gregory horror show.
>>497901319>dead and had to be reposted because they fucked up their carets and forgot the imageahhuehuae
>>497903890erm? what? blood love? we vampires up in here now?
>>497904107The only Horror Show I know is the Rocky Horror Picture Show, and I don't think Susie is in that. Mettaton is, though.
>>497904169
>it's JUST /biz/ and /vg/What's going on on this board
>>497904463/vg/ is usually the most active board, although it wrestles with /pol/ over that sometimes. It kind of makes sense, I guess.
>>497904037Gimme.
>>497904586>/vg/ is usually the most active boardreally? that's kinda surprising
sans never gets madeIs UT still anywhere as popular?
>>497904901yeah. right now there's 112 posts per minute in /vg/, as opposed to the 91 in /pol/ and 78 in /v/
>>497905103sans never gets what
You don't need to use your email.Just wait if you're a newfriend :)
Breaking news Fave has rizzed hawk tuah by just simply talking tuahReports say Fave got the glow up after literally mewing for hours "That's so skibidi ohio" said Fave when questioned
>>497905239Made. In the Sans factory.
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE FAVES
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
Hurricane Fave
>>497906225You know what they sayAll Favers Fave Faves
>>497906348sleep well fren
how is he signing things? are signatures really worth breaking his wrist again?
>Look out Noelle he's right behind you!
>>497906542That's from 2018He still had a crumb of wrist left
>>497906542>>497906739I've always wondered why he look like one of those weird AI-upscaled super edited MrBeast thumbnails in this image
>>497906348gote bote
>>497906776Toby's amorphous in shape.That's just how he comes across in digital film.
>>497907017full
>>497907017>digital film
You receive thisYour reaction?
>>497906739>>497907057beards really are the makeup of men
>>497907062(laugh)
>>497907247indeed
>>497907246kiss the cakeon the spamton mouth
>>497907057I wish to kiss tobyIm a boy btw
remember when Kris lost his arm
>>497907246Devour
>>497907440he and his daddy are taken :(
>>497907495my hot bird ass freddy
>>497907583you're gonna have to catbox now, my friend.
>>497906225CHOCOLATE FAVEFISH!!!!1!!1!1!!!i jerk in i jelq outdicks up now dicks outtell me who you’re gonna breed nowkeep trollin trollin trollin (what???)keep trollin trollin trollin (c’mon)
>>497907428Based
steamy gay sexo with robert fox
>>497908183
>>497908365what a cutie. you just know he has a sub5 inch benis
Newfags WILL lurk. About time somebody kicked them in the ass.
channeling my negative energy towards robert fox into imagining a world where susie doesn't suck
Frozen knight
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
What if Rouxls was a shota
>>497909562No
>>497909562we already have lancer
>>497909745do not shota the spade boy
>>497910136He already is a shota
>>497910219no. he is round.
good night /utg/. i am going to bed now. cya tomorrow.
>>497910450gote night
>>497910393FASTER
>>497897518No, never. The guy that paid Toby to put that character in the game is a pedophile zoophile tranny.
>toby didn't announce the art club date on twitterIs he being a bigot?
>>497910729fuck i missed itdamn maybe next year
>>497910729Producer-sama cut his internet privileges until he produces at least one song for chapter 3 that will birth 100 remixes in the first hour when the game is out.
>>497911014is that toby
>>497909426She's so cute. I'd absolutely equip her with a candy cane sword
>>497911096yesit says radiation at the bottom of the screen
>>497911180i don't see radiation anywhere in that image
i’m such a fat little slut!!!!!
>>497912241You're perfectly normal, Lancer. Ok not really
>>497912241we know jevil
>>497912241very "bratty false-flagging as catty" post
>>497912241we know kingy
i'm such a cat little slut!!!!!
>>497913269burgerpants...
>>497912241If Alphys said this about herself I would cum
too many sluts in this general and not enough chaste anons saving themselves for fave
>>497914024>implying they're chaste and not just involuntary celibates
You do know the rules of the color tile puzzle, right, anon?
>>497912241We know, Asriel.
tried watching a shayy video and he was screaming the whole time and made my ears hurt
>>497914810
>>497914263Orange tiles are orange scented and will make you smell nice.
>>497911014>>497911096thats not toby. its an homestuck faggot doing a parody of him
>find very interesting looking video about deltarune>click on it>woman narrator
>>497916116even the men who make videos on deltarune sound gay and annoying.there are very few bearable ut/dr tubers.
>>497916116Maybe try not being misogynist
>>497916116>Immediately click off video
>>497916116I've gotten some of my best DR theories and ideas from entertaining a stupid prompt or reading insane ramblings in this here general that may have been made by people who didn't even play the game. You are WEAK and PATHETIC. The flow of Deltarune information has rightfully closed itself off to you.
Every single underrune video involves a nasally inflection
i miss matpat's voice tbdesu
Fave was there 3000 years ago when the strength of Men failed
>>497909535>Been saying that since mondayAnon I...
>>497918696>he is unaware
>>497894881Same dynamic as before. Give me your favs and I'll draw them (possibly)
>>497919346Spamton NEO
>>497919346Asriel but accurate to an in-game sprite of your choice
>>497909535Wrong. Deltarune will never release.>>497918696He's been saying that for years.
>>497918696> saying that since mondayyeah monday 02 sep 2019
>>497919346beta queen
>>497919346The sequel...Could you draw Kris (optionally launching a catapult)?
>>497919346Ralsei pregnant
>>497919346>>497919759SPECIAL TECHNIQUE: PROMPT HIJACKDraw Kris getting launched out of a catapult.
>>497920115Compromise: Draw Kris 1 launching a catapult with Kris 2 as the ammo
>>497919346Strange one, but genderbent noelle but more on-model?
>>497919346Snowdin Innkeeper Rabbit please
>>497920343sexo
Any beta Queen porn yet
Any better Queen porn yet
>>497920886Hell yeah
nice, new mod post. we are so back deltabrosalso, reposting doe sticker
>>497919346MK ultra Deltarune
Boss monster Kris design BUT they wear a hoodie to hide their eyes with its hood because they don't have a mane or it's not long enough
>>497897518excellente image my friend
>>497921740nah
>>497922000(Nice digits)OK, OK, how about... boss monster Kris BUT they're an actual chimera and the player is represented by one of the other heads.
Did you know FAVE is an anagram of VAPE?What did Toby mean by this?
>>497921254i'm chuckling
Fact:Kris was actually originally a monster but cursed into the form of a human which will only be broken by true love's kiss, something they will never have
>>497919759>>497920115God speed, space cowboy
brapstablook
>>497922864>silence speedlmao
>>497919346Catti running in one of these things.
>>497922864Wonderful, tonight I will dream of soaring humans.
>>497923091it says science
If there are monsters that look like animals are there monsters that look like humans?
>>497923442Yes, they're called vegans
New superbossHe was a bottlecap but the Dark World he was in was created after he was taken off from his bottle and being born as a part of a forever incomplete whole made him CRAZY
>>497923442Diaps Guy
>>497923361i autocorrected
Finally, DOOM Ralsei
>>497923091Uh, actually it says "science." Perhaps you need to level up in the "Reading and Writing" skill tree.
>>497923442Boy am I glad that they're frozen in there and that we’re out here and that they're the sheriff and that we’re frozen out here and we’re in there and I JUST REMEMBERED we’re out here.What I wanna know is where’s the monsters?
>>497923761>tummy fluff windowOOOUUHHH
>>497923792* Snowgrave
Would you collect every Deltatruner?
>>497923947Imagine punching him in the stomach and watching him double over in pain
>>497924054>the darkner recruiting system already exists in the base game
>>497923761TUMMY FLUFF WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHRed likes
>>497924256OH YEAH WELL WHAT IF I PUNCH YOU IN THE TEETH WHAT IF I KNOCK ALL OF YOUR TEETH OUT AND YOU HAVE TO GET DENTURES HUH WHAT IF I MAKE YOU AN INCOMPLETE MAN FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE HUH
>>497924608What if I dodged
>>497919437Spamton but instead of looking for freedom he's searching to cure his balding
>>497923598TUMMY
>>497925002What if the world was made of pudding?
What if Bill Cosby was made of Jell-O Pudding Pops?
Had a dream I tripped and ended up 40 years on the future. The first thing I did was google if deltarune and silksong are out yet and you guys were still in this very thread waiting for chapters 3 and 4.
>>497919346Susie?
>>497925827Woah! this must be some kind of PROPHECY!!! This is REAL GUYS!!! IT'S REALLY GOING TO TAKE THAT LONG WOOOOAHHH
>>497925435tch tch tchno, anonABS
Hey guys, just git stabbed. Waiting for an ambulance. If I die, I need you guys to promise me you will call Toby a lazy hack fraud at LEAST once a day.. this is my last request. Good by.
>>497926707BASED
>>497926991HANG IN THERE ANON!
1-FAVE-2-FAVE-3-FAVE-4Now the Fave is knocking on your door
>>497926991Can I have your stuff?
>>497926991oh no sans
>>497919448Fun fact! Asriel is about the size of one (1) singular rice grain!
>>497926707tch tch tchno, anonIBS
>>497926707
Lancer and Jevil
Adorable pic I got on /v/ drawthread
>>497927630cute
1 2 3 4 5 6 Favorites!Favorites!
>>497927506Anon, you an' me, we gonna make a abs religion
Would Halloween be considered racist to monsters?
>>497927549
>>497928374No, it's cute!
>>497926707Yummers.
>>497927549You can tell that whoever drew this has never met a clown irl.
Under-a microscope-tale
If Toby really wants to be Japanese then why isn’t there a monster whose ultimate attack is called Grand Cross
>>497928781Clowns aren't real
>>497921491I'm having trouble trying to sleep.I'm counting sheeps but running outAs time ticks byStill I try
>>497929237YOU'D LIKE TO THINK THAT WOULDN'T YOU?
If Toby really wants to be Japanese, why doesn't he make the Catholic Church the main antagonist even though the Japanese know nothing about religion at all?
>>497929362>he doesn't know
>>497929260Who is holding the yuri cup
>>497929362>Three heroes meet at world's edge to banish The Angel's Heaven
Toby IS Japanese, for his game features the gratuituous use of Germanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBn_BHAXF98
>>497929362Father Alvin.gif
If Toby really wants to be Japanese, why doesn't he have a quirky column in a Japanese gaming magazine?
Has anyone done a good cover of Megalovania that includes the new parts from the Smash Bros remix
>>497929471It's full of boiling water that will be poured upon his exposed brain.
Hello yes. You must now swap a character with another and say what changes. Bonus point for a character that isn't Kris
where did kraut go yesterday
>>497929535https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMa4hZQbrms
>>497929967away
>>497929471Whoever your heart tells you (Robert Fox)
>>497929645>no dialog portrait or unique talk babble soundirrelevant character
https://static1.e621.net/data/a2/1d/a21d28682179cac23869cda98854db99.pngClick here to cum instantly
>>497930181great now it's all over my screen now fuck you
The proper term for a monster's bullet pattern is "zauber" but nobody you meet is enough of a poindexter to use it
>>497930181I'm eating, you sick fuck.
>>497930094>Unfinished game>and/or Toby is aware that giving a character a dialogue sprite or unique voice will make it too obvious that they'll be important later on>neither Spamton nor Jevil have dialog sprites
>>497929967they got him
>>497929929Pizzapants and Seam.
>>497930480>and say what changesIlliterate. Complete the task or perish.
Waiting.....Waiting.....Waiting.....Waiting.....Chapter 3 and 4......I justI just gotta I just got to WAIT
>>497930589Shope sells pizzas
lts update?
I FUCKING LOVE [WAIT]DID YOU KNOW [WAIT] IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY?I EAT [WAIT] FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH AND I [WAIT] AND GO TO WORK SO I CAN BUY MORE [WAIT]BUY MORE [WAIT]BUY MORE [WAIT]BUT WAIT, THERE'S []ALL I HAVE TO DO IS [WAIT]ALL I CAN DO IS [WAIT]ALL I KNOW HOW TO DO IS [WAIT][WAIT][WAIT][WAIT]... don't go......
>>497931267Coming in July!
what if fave jumped out with hyper realistic god and my dead girlfriend wasi n the video game and jeff the killer murdered Toby Fox with a gun and
Toby is not Japanese because there's no cool as fuck old guy (30) in your party
>>497920085Anon... Are you going to step up? YOU were the one to hug him after all
Imagine the cuddles
>>497930000This pose with the robes is reminding me of something very vividly but I can't remember what it was
>>497931620>tfw 6 years older than Cid
>>497931620Rudy, eventually, or he dies
>>497931926what are you doing here man, you're so old where's your wife go home to your family, dude
Toby birthday tomorrow.
Toby deathday tomorrow.
>>497932751Not my problem.
>>497932751Toby Fox is turning 32 years oldThis is the same age as Cid FF7 therefore making him absolutely ancient by the Japanese standards he lives by
>>497932812My problem.
our girl is hard at work
>>497932496>where's your wifelmao
>>497933098he's turning 33
>>497933098he's actually turning 33
I will probably be 30 by the time the game comes out in totality.Fuck me.
>>497933098And he's AMERICAN.
>>497933363*fucks you*
>>497933412Thanks chief.Now I won't be 30 and a virgin.
>>497933412mmm... stinky /vg/-user dilf bussy...
>>497932496Wait, I'm actually only 4 years older than Cid, 36
>>497933660>36 year old man who can't do basic subtractionGrim.
spamtin
>>497933660fuck you're old
>>497933829I was forgetting he's 32, not 30>>497933871It's not that old really
Didn't spend years inside the ring for nothing!Years inside the ringYears inside the ringAnd that's value!
>>497933950This dumbass overhead gorilla swing is easily countered with a quick uppercut that lodges Spamton's upper teeth firmly into his brain
>the smiling friends rotoscope guy is in this thread right now
>>497920343I know you probably wanted something like the image above, but I couldn't help myself but make a genuine genderbend version of Noelle. Here's Donner, son of former Mayor Nick Holiday and Christmas Holiday (Christine)
>>497933263>>497933346That means he's almost as old as Auron FF10 which means he's practically the Mike Ehrmantraut of quirky indie RPGs and retro SF2 music
susie pusie
>>497934710pics or didn't happen
>>497934128it is old.
>>497934207Anon.I HAVE FUCKING HAD IT WITH YOUR SHIT.you, you little fuck are going to have your body ripped in halfi'll shove your ass so far down your throatthat when you crapyou'll sing fucking beethoventl;dr:eat shit, faggot
>>497934527Fuck now I just realize the wasted chance of calling HIM Nick and the mayor as Donner.
>>497934791https://files.catbox.moe/iqxoq0.png
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5OnoZQX9Ik
>>497934527LOOK HOW CUTE HE IS!!!! Thank you so much drawanon. Also Donner is a clever one
Despite everything,this is still a really good Stage 1 themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymNgfwgh1TU
JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE [Faggots] THAT USE [Death/Scythe]!!! NEVER AGAIN!!!!
>>497935691KEK
>>497934527nice name, boyish and sounds like donny. i love him
>>497935971All the Deltarune music kinda sucks.Especially when compared to the music in Undertale.One of the biggest let downs for me so far.
>>497936292Wrong.
>>497923209I mean... She WAS running
>>497936292i think you just like undertale more
me still waiting for deltarune like
Would you wear it/make your partner wear it?
>>497937010that's basically cucking
>>497936292wronghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kJ4JJSsJMQ
>>497936542>catti having enough willpower and interest to run on a wheelyeah yeah i'll believe when I see it
What if fave leapt out of the Buddha's palm?
If Catti was a real hustler she would have gotten her family out of poverty with smart investments by now
>>497936292I've said this a long time ago, but i think after listening to undertale songs again after listening to deltarune chp 2 songs, toby has really improved at composing. im worried chapter 3's music wont be as good as chapter one and two's
Deltarune taking so long to come out makes sense when you think about it. Honestly, everyone complaining about the development time are just impatient. Toby and his crew are working hard to make sure everything works and everything is as good as it can be.
My father-in-law is a game developer. He is insanely gifted. I asked him how much it would cost to make this game today. I will never forget his answer..."We can't, we don't know how to do it it."
Do pixel art RPGs usually take so long to make that there's a clear 10 year improvement in the lead composer's skills between chapter 1 and the end
2000s girlie Noelle
Omega Flowey is still kino
>>497937010The Spamton merch stays on during sex.
Feeding Spamton some Light World food
Suselle. Good or bad?
Suselle: The Failed Yuri
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iziOnr-OpU8
>>497937010https://youtu.be/nlLCUosKTy8?feature=shared&t=632
>>497938646I like it
>>497938646Could be good, but badly executed in the story (at least in my opinion). As it seems rushedAlso didn't Toby already made that specific "Nerd/Jock" dynamic on Undertale with Alphys and Undyne?
>>497938646I don't really care either way.Susie and Noelle aren't all that interesting as characters.
Waiting for Deltarune to finish? Old and busted. Waiting for the Deltarune remake? The new hotness.
>>497939987>Also didn't Toby already made that specific "Nerd/Jock" dynamic on Undertale with Alphys and Undyne?Yeah, Noelle is the jock (on the running team, outgoing and popular) and Susie is the nerd (introverted gamer girl)
>>497940435>big nerd x small jock
>>497940435They're both massive nerds actually. All of the deltateens are huge nerds since that's what Toby can relate to.
Remember when we(AND Toby) thought a major development milestone was gonna be done in July lmao
>Please wait a while or verify youremail address before making a post.Jesus fucking Christ this website sucks. >>497895048I don't make threads, I ruin them with my presence.
Which Fave sucks the worst?
Susie and Noelle are individually very interesting but not with each other and I don't know how Toby did itI think his big mistake was making Susie interested in Noelle from the start instead of building up to it, like he could've had Noelle spend chapter 2 trying to impress her according to her own view of what Susie likes (maybe working with Queen willingly to show that she can be a "rebellious bad girl" too or something?) so they could've had more back-and-forth
>>497938646Neutral. I don't really care about ships/shipping in general.
>>497941256just enable cookies
>>497941256lmao he got hit by the /vg/ WAIT spell.
>>497941256I'm sorry you can't ban evade or samefag quite as quickly anymore.
>>497941256Please familiarize yourself with Global Rule #8. I don’t want to tell you this again.
>>497938646Not inherently bad, but it's cliché, the execution has been terrible so far and it makes Noelle a worse character.
>>497941256>THIS WEBSITE SUCKS THIS GAME SUCKS THESE POSTERS SUCK WAA WAA WAA CHRONO CROSS CHRONO CROSS CHRONO CROSS>No I won't leave
>>497941560>and it makes Noelle a worse character.Literally how
>>497941310RalseiFucking nothing ass nice gote
>>497941765His fucked up and evil side hasn't been revealed yet.
>>497941701Her brain turns off the second she starts thinking about Susie.Also:>all her friends work hard and put themselves in danger to save Noelle>she thanks Susie only
>>497941256Oh no! A small inconvenience! Have you considered killing yourself?
>>497942110>>all her friends work hard and put themselves in danger to save Noelle>>she thanks Susie onlyThis isn't the giga-queen crushing meme again is it
If you trust Ralsei you're kind of retarded btw
Should I start a new gimmick where I simply copy and paste posts about deltarune/undertale I see from other websites (tumblr, Twitter, reddit, YouTube comments ect.) without giving any indication that that's what I'm doing
>>497942446What took you so long, idiot?
>>497942414That too, but I was talking about what she says when they arrive there
>>497942490that's already my gimmick
>>497942490Already been done
don't tell my SOULmy achy breaky SOULi just don't think it'd understandand if you tell my SOUL, my achy breaky SOULit might blow up and kill this monster
My gimmick my gimmick my gimmick my gimmickWebsites! Websites! Websites! Websites! Websites! Websites! Websites! Websites!
My gimmick is that I only post while shitting.
My gimmick is that I only post about Undertale and Deltarune.Sorry if that's too obnoxious.
My gimmick is stealing other gimmicks
My gimmick is making a joke go on for too long to the point where it becomes unfunny
My gimmick is not giving a SHIT about sans
>>497942834I love my gimmick.
>>497920375It took me some time to get to your request, but I hope you enjoy bunwife
* kiddo...* gimmick, too, is an acronym* it stands for "Game? I Mean, Maybe In a Century Kek"
>>497943634hummy shut the fuck up we're busy making fun of posters like you
>>497943736you're not supposed to reply to him we told you this in the hummycord
>>497943714tiddies
>>497943736WARNING: (You) function is deprecated. Please use thread.reply instead.
>>497943767I am going to strangle you until you pass out, undress and tie your unconscious body to a bed, and when you wake up i am going to tickle your feet with a feather.
>>497944045I came halfway through reading your post. I'll save the second half for tomorrow.
thread.reply 497943736well what if I make fun of you?
>>497944170wtf why is he actually doing it
Fave can't stop saying the word decroded
>>497944361why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap
They look like faves to you?
thread.reply 497944330because im just that goated. (im learning from ya'll)
>>497944170I think this is an Spam Bot
The lst update was supposed to be in July and you're laughing. You think that's funny?
>>497944768I don't want to be responsible for raising this unshowered manchild. someone permaban him.
>>497944862Development of the update is going well.
hummy hummy in my tummysansy vorey? oh so yummy
hum hum hum humhum hum hum humARE (You) READY?hum hum hum humhum hum hum hum
thread.reply 497944862yeah, and ill keep holding back the update with my (you) powers.
Please stop replying to him, he’s like ESL Berdfag but even worse somehow
>>497945382How long until the average /utg/ooner is schizo enough to think that hummy can actually do this?
thread.reply(497945382, "good.jpg", "Hnnnggg Hummy-senpai please fill me up with that big (You) of yours. Come on I've been good I just want to Deltacoom oh fuck I need this so bad please give me that (You)")
>>497945583Regular berdfag is also really bad too.
>>497944862It is. And I'm tired of pretending it's not.
>>497946202You're worse.
>>497945583>>497946202You are insane You would have to be insane to say this
thread.reply 497946043I cant match your freak pal, sorry.thread.reply 497946202shut up fobby.
>>497946372Fuck off birdshit, you are unwelcome everywhere you go.
Here we go
>>497946515Udderly berdbroken.
Posting Berdly is against the law.
>>497946631You spent money having fictional characters get cucked you were mad at people on the internet.
>>497946389so true
>>497946865if being a gamer is illegal, then I'm starting a mafia.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLDo-jHcvAQ
thread.reply 497947254you named yourself after the laziest looking earthbound enemies and simp for an underage dear girl.
It smells like ass.
>>497947681Fuck off.
>>497947879Wait we're still doing this?
>fobbyblobby risking new 15-minute timeout sessions
>>497926201Shes having her brain eaten!!!
>>497947254That guy hasn't even commissioned anything in like over a year
FUCK OFF BIRDSHIT, TAKE YOUR CROWS OUT OF MY ASS
>>497947254Correction: That was, to reiterate, a different berdfag.By the way, I've noticed that you're posting much more slowly than usual. What's wrong? Having difficulties with your spambot?>>497948061pog.
>>497942446I don't trust him persay but I don't really believe he's gonna have some villian reveal either
>>497948141For fuck sake I forgot the image>>497926201 sorry anon sorry
>>497948367>persayIT'S PER SE
Remember when berdfag said he was done being a threadshitter because he's a better person and not a troll anymore? And then he just kept doing it like nothing had changed at all because he was just looking for more attention?
>>497948502remember when i fucked your mom
if he posted nice gotes he’d be immune
People in this thread still think Fobby is real People believe what they want to believe
>>497948482Don't care + didn't ask
mint lost
>>497948502That was a different berdfag. I have made no such promise.
>>497948339I love seeing people getting mad online. Drawfag here, want any drawings? I'm done with all requests
>>497948403oh no soozThank you, anon!
>>497948824>falseflagging
>>497947868>you named yourself after the laziest looking earthbound enemiesMr. Batty?
>>497949054>actual schizophrenia
>>497941256I wonder how many of you retards will actually buy a pass or give up your email to keep posting in this shithole.
>>497949381>What is waiting for 15 minutes?
thread.reply 497949054I know, he's such an inspiration.
>>497949289You would have to be insane to think hes schizophrenic and berdfag isnt actively filling the thread with alphys blobs and crows as we speak btw
>>497949381>he's a retard
>this entire thread
>>497949516Right, true, there's so many of them, in fact the thread is at 1500 posts now.
>>497949034>Wrong
>>497949539He definitely bought a pass
>>497949539Anyone with old cookies is grandfathered in and doesn't have to wait. You're the retard if you clear them. Unless you're a multi device VPN proxy threadshitting troll.
>word salad
All these skeletonsBut not a single RedYou'd not exist without me, any of you. Admit it.
>>497949860>doesn't know what a cookie isHello sar!
>>497950297Who are you?Who is that character?We post about Undertale and Deltarune here, that's not a character from those games at all.
>>497950358>racism
>>497950297It's one guy
dare to be gote
>shotatard trying to speedrun the new posting delay systemFine with me desu
thread.reply 497950297yeah because I dont really know you, readposter. If I were friend I would care.
>>497950561What, the more you post the higher the delay or something? I haven't noticed.
>>497950297>toby said the LTS update should be out in the summer>we now have to wait until 2025...This is the last hurdle before we get 3/4, right? ...R-Right?
>>497950681He cyooot!
oh boy, pedocord raid time
>>497950574what platform are you posting from to where that doesn't format correctly
>>497950930they're really angy about the 15 minute timeouts.
I went to the thread for dumb gay babies and everyone there knew you
I’ll let hummykek deal with the usual suspects, should be fun to watch
>>497951173But this IS the thread for dumb gay babies
>>497951173You went to this thread?
>>497951148Only doomertard is, because he clears his cookies every day and wonders why he has over 9 gorillion captchas and verifications to go through.
>>497951354These images disgust me. I'm adding them to my filters.
>>497951519Now he's gonna fire up schizoware and randomize the hashes
>>497951519Pussy. Can't handle a little goat?
>>497951590Good. Hopefully I'll force him to do this enough times for the images to become completely indecipherable.
Dragon Ball fans got Budokai Tenkaichi 4 before Tobias finished his game
>2025 release at earliest>Multiple months of no official stimmies>60 second wait timer got bumped to 15 minutes for “new” IPs The pillars just keep losing, thank you Toby-sama for your holy challenge of faith
a little gote can go a long way
where are you on this chart? you're not a manlet, aren't you?
>>497951780It's not so much the mask that bothers me, moreso the creature that I know lurks behind it.
thread.reply 497951097im posting from a cromebook.
>>497951890What does this mean
>Ch*omebook
>>497951976>taller than berdly by half an inchI can live with that
>>497951985Good, keep it that way. Faggot.
The inferior azzyfag is posting again? What set him off this time?
>>497951843Yakuza fans have gotten 5 games before Tobert finished his game
>>497952092Fuck you.
I'm taller than Burger Pants.I didn't realize he was that tall honestly he gives off manlet energy.
Where are they goteing?
>>497952240I'm not even him, retard.
>>497952092>filenameThat video of the eridan saying "check it, bitch. swwag" just beamed into my brain like some russian sleeper agent signal
this won’t bring tangy back.
>>497951976fuck my stupid darkner life i'm just a dumb fucking rudinn
>>497952192>mad
>>497952192Little hypocritical to call someone else a fag isn't it?
>>497952297Of course, she's rotting
>>497951976>ralsei is taller than kris
>>497952525Filtering this image just because I can't imagine anyone ever using it for a worthwhile post.
>>497952525Making an extension that replaces all images on the board with that one.
>>497951976>As tall as BurgerpantsHell yeah brother
>>497952392I get along with women more than faggots at this point. Berdfag phenomenon is real.
>>497951976I'm spamton sized btw
>>497952860>berdfagThat didn't take long!
>Burgerpants is 6'2And Toby REALLY expects me to believe that he's an incel?
>>497952860let us know how the transition goes anon.
>>497951780I don't like interacting with pedophiles.
>>497953073>goes to /utg/?
>>497952860Didn't know women were more accepting of pedophiles, the more you know
>>497952860>I get along with womenYou mean your mom?
>>497952996Height doesn't mean shit in monster society. The variation in body shape is too wacky for anyone to care that much.
>>497953117the fuck is this abomination of gotefag and berdfag
>>497953146>Didn't know women were more accepting of pedophilesWell a lot of shotacon and lolicon are female so....
Why are people schizoraging at the Asriel poster?
>>497953062I'm sure you would like that.
>>497953290>why don't people like the toddler diddler
>>497953290>why are people dunking on the retarded shitposter
>>497952996it's backwardssans is liked by half the underground, spamton was a famous celebrity, nubert is friends with everyoneonly short kings survive the underruneverse
>>497953228>refering to the the characters as gotefag and berdfag
>>497953228>newfags werent here for berdfags giant schizo meltdown grim
>>497951976I don't like the difference between me and Berdly being 1.5 inches taller because it gives him a similarity to a russian jewish guy I knew in high school
>>497953435>the retarded shitposterThat describes over half the posters here I don't see the issue
>>497953290>why are people not validating me
>>497953589We know, Hummy.
I wish I still had the clip studio berdriel files I had as proof of my making
i fucking this place sometimes.
good early morning /utg/. how is your day going?
>>497953625See >>497953414
>>497953661Fake news. Hummy would never willingly give someone a you, or post without an avatar.
I cant believe I'm taller than the Great Papyrus
>>497953775yeah, i fucking this place sometimes as well. we should fucking this place together
You guys need sex
Ahem... gote
>>497953775Why do you fuck this place sometimes?
Why is it ALWAYS the shota Asrielfags
>>497953775same to bedesu
>>497954043it's always the asrielfags in general, either they rape children or eat shit
>>497953881Sex with adult male monsters, please and thank you.
>>497954225Based
Do you have that game called Deltarunny?
>>497953438The downside is that Gaster is into short dudes, so there's a high chance that he will find you.
Why do shotagotefags falseflag as berdfriend constantly and try to pin smell fetish sweat slurping posts on him?Are they insane?
I fuck.
>>497954351
>>497954120Holy shit it's been ages since i made this pic
it’s okay to let the threads get slower :)
I LOVE building Brown Bricks in Minecrap.
>>497954532DAMNHe wasn't lying
>>497954532That's his "Mega Man"
Catty and her mother having a brief day together, her sons playing in the backyard. Probably fighting, as usual, but thankfully...they're both kind of bad at it.
>>497954587That expression.Pure.Disappointment.Glorious.This reaction image.Will be very.Very.Effective.
>>497954587Thank you for contributing to the Tobyfund
Is he right?
>>497954925True (fact checked)
>>497954925Asriel's pretty cool, so nah.
>>497954925Yes but don't say that or you'll start another war
>>497954925Do you mean that in the australian way?
>>497955240and full of worms
>>497955291*snails
>>497954925I fully endorse this plan. Worth.
If this isnt proof that berdGOD won then what is
i love my boy ralsei
>>497955240>racism
i love my boy (laugh)sei
>decide to replay deltarune>notice there is a difference when i try to kill everyone in the first chapterwill toby change it so we can kill everyone properly in the first chapter? it feels like he's gonna lock the true genocide route for the later chapters
>>497955617No. Chapter 1 will have no changes in the final product. He already said this.
Jockington launching his children onto the top of the roof as some sort of hybrid between discus and long jumping, dislocating his son's shoulder in the process.
>>497955617Honestly, that would be pretty cool. Would make the game feel "alive" and not spoil genocide with the release schedule.But knowing Toby I doubt it.
>>497955617No, each chapter is going to have slightly different mechanics for maximum inconsistency
>>497955617Would the game change feature help in them adding stuff to older chapters?
>>497955694He did not say that.
>>497955345I am always winning.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1HC6LrEr_4
[GAME CHANGE]!
>>497956051and full of worms
Kill everyone
>>497955864This is why he needs the LTS update.
>>497956110Full of win, actually.
Have sex with darkners and freeze them
>>497956260heheToby's funny sometimes :)
>>497956110Full of sweets.
>>497955617There's not gonna be a true genocide route and there already isn't. Weird route isn't just accessed by attacking enemies.
Who was the guy in the back?
>>497956691me
>>497956578full of shits
>>497956579this edit is kinda gemmy
>>497956691Me
>>497956579Fantastic editThank you
The readings are getting more difficult to parse. Runs with humans of Very Small EXP Differences are harder and harder to tell apart from each other in data. Given that the runs with relevant fun values seem to have ordered data packets, this makes meaningful interpretation of the data difficult. Sans recalls one of his...what was it, it had a long beak for sure, with a knack for numbers. ....[] would figure it out.
>>497956785>>>/s/harty
Hey /utshit/, do you like fish sticks
>>497955617No cause weird route has a specific purpose other than being genocide 2.0 that warrants it being introduced in chapter 2 and not 1. It's clear Noelle is a big part of weird routes story so why would he change chapter 1 to include an arbitrary genocide route?
>>497957251No.
>>497957412Oh okay.
>>497957390Sometimes I wonder if it's weird to have so many pictures of a guy I never spoken to before, and hopefully never will.But I'm pretty sure that's perfectly normal behavior.
Google might get broken up before Chapter 3 comes out
>>497957938>and hopefully never will.Why?
>>497958074there was a new country before chapter 3
>>497958172no there wasn’t
>>497958074Is this what people think about when they long for bad games?
>>497958074Fave thinks the US would be extremely retarded to separate Chrome from Google, since Chrome doesn't make any money.But fave also thinks it would be really funny if that happens since Google and Chrome are shit.Undertale.
>>497958172Anon, 2011 was 13 years ago
>>497953456>>497953515I'm the red poster I took a dip for a whileTho desu I feel like these days I need to take my fucking medsespecially to the one guy who keeps calling my character irrelevant, go take your hate boner somewhere else like f-chat or something nerd.
>>497958074God I hope so, more monopolies need to get broken up.Undertale Deltarune
>>497957938it's finei'm sure he'd understand
>>497958279Chrome makes a shit ton of money lol
>>497958315yeah, that was before chapter 3
>two world wars happened before chapter 3 came out
>>497958550It was also before undertale...
>>497958143I ran the scenario in my head before and, even though I make my own games and stuff completely divorced from Undertale/Deltarune, it would just be kinda awkward (what would we even talk about?)I have deep admiration for Toby as an artist, but my rational side knows he is just a guy at the end of the day. I don't want to ruin that image of him.If I make it big one day, I'll try to avoid meeting him.Also how will I ever take him seriously with the amount of shitposting I did using his face? lmao
goat
>>497958536How?Genuine question, I'm curious.
uhh thread thing. 497953515link it
>>497958956It directly contributes to Googles revenue through advertising and sponsored websites. It also automatically kicks you to Google as its default webpagr They can do that without chrome, of course, but let's not pretend like the browser doesn't directly contribute to it
>>497959108 use archive dipshit
>>497959247are you not in the hummycord or something
>>497959108Berdfag tried to troll the shit out of a Krisrielfag when he was off his meds. Berdriel and Maggotriel comes from him, that's all you need to know.
>>497958774I guess I get it.
thread num. 497959247what was the threads name so I can find it on archive.
>>497959414You sure do think about berdfag a lot
>>497958891This is how Ralsei looks
>>497958397Wish he'd go back to this instead of the puesdo-Yoko Taro shtick he's been doing for the past decade
>>497959703Knowing that I've pissed off a pedophile to the point where I live in their head is a huge ego boost ngldesu
I am fairly certain everybody but me is massively retarded although some of you do say funny things sometimes, truly strange.
What is your fetish?
He doesnt revel in terrorizing the thread btw
God I'm so fucking gay and my cock is huge
>>497959703At least we can acknowledge that he did that for absolutely no fucking reason and still hasn't explained why.
>>497960318sexy robots
thread thing. 497960318girls with ding dongs.bread. 497960486LINK IT!
>>497960318ure mother
>>497960315>I am fairly certain everybody but me is massively retardednot me
>>497960486Idk maybe it's cause some of you guys are annoying and generally unlikable and people are more likely to troll those are who annoying and unlikable.Just a thought idk
>>497960740Still it was funny when he tried to diagnose me with the same mental illnesses he had.
Notice how Floweybros never cause drama. Except for the one guy.
Berdly is still going to be irrelevant/dead in future chapters btw
Undyne refuses death in every route because death increases the chance of her loved ones going unfulfilled, whereas Papyrus just...goes along with it. Because he probably knows he'll be back.
>>497961131Well, yeah, that's how the evil route worked in the last game as well.
>>497961020I mean pedophilia is already a mental illness so no need for that
What if I hate both berdfag and gotefag
>>497961269I'm pretty sure the characters you kill in genocide in Undertale still appear outside of their genocide appearance anon
>>497961352Makes you wonder why he loves talking to them
>>497961481Then just know that I act stupid and annoying on purpose as a joke while the other guy seriously thinks that he's cool and based somehow for being an unapologetic pedo gooner.
>>497961684>he admits to being one
Anyone who avatarfags in a general for a dead game deserves to be euthanized
>>497961765Acknowledgement of his constant straw grasping isn't an admission of anything.
>>497961684You're so right pedogotebro
>>497961914He says as he continues to post little children
>>497962135He’s fucking with you, you retard.
>>497962135I'm posting Undertale. Perhaps Deltarune.
>>497962215Little children from Undertale we know
>child taintI didn't need to see that.
Thread no.497961904yeah, we are the only things keeping this place up!
>>497962303Undertale is a tale about little children, did you know?
Nigger nigger nigger
>>497962309Nobel peace prize
>>497962483testing it out?
>>497962550I forgot about this. I guess this puts to rest the theory that Noelle wasn't gonna appear in chapter 4 at all
>>497962401euthanized means killed. He's saying he wants you to die.
>LowIQwho
>>497962761he's like a dog if you say it in a nice tone he'll be all for it
>>497962859You're like my neighbor's dog that won't shut up.
Thread rep.497962761I know but I wont die (at least this year)
>>497963025not the anon you're thinking of, my guy
>>497963217oh, there it goes again, yapping.
You know deltarune?I can't fucking take it anymore. I've watched 400+ anime, watched tons of cinema, read a significantly less amounts ofbooks, and I STILL have never been hooked to a charger before like this. I need Susie. I understand what's been wrongwith me for the past 10+ years, why ives been so utterly bored pf all woman that have ever been interested in me even inthey're leagues above me in physical attractiveness, and why I felt nothing when I broke it off every time. They're just notfucking like her. They're not strong, or independent, or funny. I'd like to sad that of them were, but I can't do that in goodfaith. Susie is all I ever wanted as a partner. You know, someone who can beat the shit out of me but isn't a a mindless brute, someone who still retains womanly aspects while being so much more, someone who I can banter with actually rely on and sees as an equal. I wanna take her out stargazing and wandering through forest in the middle of the night for no reason at all. I wanna drive to absolutely nowhere and stop wherever it seems intresting while we shoot the shit and stop to cuddle at some points. Id dock and watch shitty movies with her and laugh at them but not dissect them like some gay ass faggot armchair movie critic subhuman like my previous gf who is absolutely insufferable and I wanted to slam her against a all and tell her that her stupid fucking opinions don't matter and you don't know what good shot composition is you pseud bugwoman cunt God Susie's so lovely. Haha oh man I'm cackling right now because I've been drinking alone its so pathetic, also because I finally get it. I finally found my type bros. And even if they doesn't exist, it feels like this great weight that's been plaguing me for years had finally been lifted. Maybe someday I'll meet her, or somewhat like her. Oh well, at least I'm a little bit closer to pease.
>>497960478this but unironically
>>497963474Why is this copypasta L-shaped?
>>497963686I got bored of formatting it halfway through
>>497963653I'm hire on the totem pole sir.
>>497963904big if true
>>497963686susiefags eat them up
>>497963967get on my level
Does Toby's Brandish 2 let's play still exist?https://nitter.poast.org/dailytobytrivia/status/1805284942202511857
>Spam
>>497964156uh oh i turned flaccid :/
>>497964292What about him?
my peeny hurteI think i have a cut on my foreskin, it might've formed after I dislodged something while cleaning under there in the shower this morning. kinda stings but it'll probably heal overnight i think.
When's the last time they were set free?
Thread no.497964441sue fobby for cutting your foreskin.
>>497964441
>>497964441Should've gotten circumcised there, buddy
>dear diary, i got a huge ego boost against the goatpedocord today, but my foreskin broke
>>497964772lemme give ya a piece of advice humbro:the silly people living in your computer cannot cut your peepee through the computer screen. you don't need to be afraid of them. they're nerds yelling at rectangles. even if they went through the trouble of locating your house and arriving in your neighborhood they'd be relatively easy to beat up compared to the average dude, and at that point you can just call the cops if you have to.
>>497965215>fobby got away with itit's over...
Thread no.497965131>gotepostingOh no! You're giving yourself away AGAIN! Tsk tsk.
>>497965131grim
/utg/ has like 15 people in it
Added to the filter.
>>497965741>>497965741>>497965741
>>497965721My count is about 24
>>497943714Cute!Not them but that's the wrong rabbit unfortunately
>>497961020Yeah, I can't imagine why anyone would think you're extremely mentally ill.