>>498072424 >New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjonghttps://abema.tv/video/genre/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>Arts and Crafts tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1nvUKCK4dnsKVQ8bnZORrIdXKgQFZ98cbCjxUlACgmjo/edit?usp=sharing>registration (until 31st October)https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfqQQM8Ey3PJ5Avc5Ior1nnm31T1hXvb_Em9Xo_aQG5gMn7UA/viewform>3rd Kaavi Fortune tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1MQ3Z-FHAiFVendE5R0qAuGxce_gCwB7a_98ZtogetWo
OP you "forgot" to add the Riichi City link. Don't worry, I got your back.https://mahjong-jp.com/home
>>498143242
Where is anon and his amazing WWYD!?
>>498143261If this were on majsoul I'd have whale for the maid outfits so hard, these swimsuits are pretty mid compared to that
>>498143560joke doko
>>498143569
first koko of thread,hop on in, don't go to bed,fun games lay ahead.Majsoul Friends Room 96246(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=96246
>>498143261>thigh bigger than waistkusoge
>>498143792it seems to be down to perspective but yeah it still looks off
>>498143261>thigh bigger than waistbased game
>>498143560I get it!The joke is SEX YOU GET IT!?!? SEX! THE JOKE IS SEX! SEX!AHAHAHA SEX GET IT!?!? SEX!!!! THATS SO FUNNY!I'm gonna post it on r/animemes and get a billion updoots!posted from my iPad Mini 3 in Jakarta Indonesia
>>4981437653/4 all yours if you want it!
>>498144020>recentiy
>>498143569>riichi for mangan at drawBased
>>498143765started!
>>498144020
HAKU TON
SEX with LITTLE GIRLS
>>498143560That literally doesn't make any sense, what's the flow of the story even.
Release the Malatro wall of shame
>>498145083You clearly don't have the cultural background to understand the genius behind it
You now remember the Chinitsu tourney
Just watched a video about bad casting and made me realize and appreciate even more how good /mjg/ commentary is. Especially since it's inherently less action packed than let's say a fighting game or a shooter
>>498145183>it's your turn to discard>tock>ron>you of wanted to fugg me all this times????>I will now of proceed to fugg you :DDD
>>498145127Release the league 5 walls of fame and shame first, as well as the league 5 character survey
>>498145334>missing the cultural context behind the storyI won't repeat myself
>>498145321Having some hype caster like Yipes commentating mahjong would be... interesting.
>>498145490Fuck you :DDD
>>498145108Yes
Check. That will be 3900.
>deal into dealer baiman>sanbaiman ron him myself the turn afterAnd that's how you play retards mahjong.
Crow nanojahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy3ypLnupN4
>>498146284something similar happened in league 5, except it was a yakuman instead of a sanbaiman
Can someone help make sense of this for me?I was expecting to get reamed by mortal for this deal in
>>498144030You will love this one.
>>498146672Out of 10
>>498146672kek
>>498145968
>>498146662maybe it thinks 1p tanki is better than 9s tanki and assumes they would take that wait instead. to me this hand is unwinnable and 4s seems very safe against whatever anyone is doing
>>498143671>>498145083What do you mean? I see the same kind of interaction in this thread every day
>>498146338>the only time I spectate him he's getting railed and raped by everyoneNot a good look, crowsisters.
>>498147316A white hole?
>>498146338>south 4 kokushi attempt starting with 6 terminalssovl
>>498147379>him
crow is fucking broke
>>498148195living off those celestial neetbux
>>498146338Does her book smell like her?
>>498148492>her
>>498148574Yes
>>498143560Can't believe sword saint is a hanner shitposter
once more I'm going to the repo to get the docs for certain gimmick tourneys only to realize they're STILL not added
Riichi City bros... we won...
>>498149216majima's wives
>>498143765ggs
>>498143765gg, kanful games! couple big hands that didn't make it i'm sure
>Literally every riichi I do I am so tired of this.
>>498149725Thanks for the ippatsu stick, idiot
>>498149216majima's wive->>498149363oh...
>>498149725Ah yes, very good riichi; early, good wait, and will easily steal secondHOWEVERI'm a paying customer, sorry~
>>498150054MAHJONG!!!
Queue?
>>498149725
>>498149725Ryanmen always deals into penchan Anon. It's proven science.
>>498150151Don't play when I'm about to go shopping, I forbid you to queue until I return!
>>498150151but I've finished my games
>>498150290Shopping? Sweet, I need a new dress and new shoes
>I missed the queue again
>dc
Mahjong Kings Friends Room 74851 (2V2-Player South)2 vs 2The rules are: You see the hand of your teammate and the sum of the teammates' points is what decides the winning team.room theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvh-idoG7MY
>>498150595
>>498150054cum play my KING
>>498149725>faggot oikake riichis and you ippatsu deal into ittruly the worst riichi mahjong feel there is
mahjong kings bros? yeah, they're ok. not like those pesky riichi shills
>>498150690>New Mozart PieceWtf, could Mozart be still alive?
i'm the mozart of mahjong
>>498150690Just as I'm leaving off for the evening...
>>498150974I wish it was at least once a day. Better once a week.
>5 online>4 ingameAgain...
>>498143765gg
>>498151352I missed it before you did
>>498151138Yes
>>498150690Started
This new Mozart piece sounds AI generated.
>>498151138No I'm obviously not still alive stop asking.
>>4981506902/4
Why do mahjong pros exclusively stream on youtube anyway?
>>498151952twitch is gay
>>498151636meany>>498150690>someone actually joined2/4>>498151138They found it in a library when they were cataloguing his works
>>498151952Every jap streamer I've seen, from Armored Core, to Monster Hunter to Mahjong only streams on youtube.I don't know why either, but it's comfy.
>>498151952Where else would they stream?
>>498152073SEX with this brown
>>498152110niconico at 144p
The fuck is her problem?
>/mjg/ will fill a riichi shitty koko faster than a kings koko
>>498152220Woman
Anon, did you qualify?
>>498151952superchats are a thing
>double riichi on 13 wait orphans >deal in
>>498152438post log or didn't happen
>>498152304Haven't finished my games, waiting until later for people to beg me to queue. The despair...
>>498152220I'm a grower, not a shower
>>498150690sorry anon gotta go cook
>>498150690>a 3rd anon joined for 5 secondsanon come back, I saw you!captcha: 20G4Y
>>498152304Yes until people start finishing their games
>>498150054mahjoijoijojoing
anybody wanna voice chat koko on riichi city
You should be allowed to finish your /mjg/ tourney games on fighting anime games 1v1s, if you can't find 3 more anons for a game.
>>498152304Top of the leader boardI'm just assuming, I haven't checked
>>498152304I can't even finish my games
>>498152304I'm second from the bottom
>>498152713xrd or xx doko
Riichi City Friend Match541033(4-Player): https://www.mahjong-jp.com/resource/arouse.html?room_id=541033
>>498152601Don't worry about it, life comes first!Thanks for trying to join.
fuck off rc shill
>>498152220Spinster in training
why RC links arouse me
>>497895719>>497801873>>497766452GG, thanks for the fun gamesSorry for the late GGs, I was on a 3 days vacation for saying the n-word on /tv/
>>498151952twitch is burgerslop helmed by b*zos
>>498152745Anon, you haven't played any gamesYou haven't signed up even
Majsoul Friends Room 27704(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=27704
>>498152943Why do women in general need men to be so fucking tall?
>>498153273180cm isnt tall>t. 186cm with friends that are 2m
>>498153273Hardcoded genetics
>>498153273>180cm>tallBro... I'm so sorry
>>498153402I'm talking in general.I wish you had a "tall" brain proportionate to your body.
>>4981532363/4
Remember to work on your OC
>>498153578My OC isn't a drawing
>>498153629ah yes, /mjg/ yakuman spelled out with irl tiles, classic
my oc is a cum tribute to my favorite majsoul character
>>498153273Women are incapable of mentally measuring distance and/or height, have you ever seen one try to parallel park?Just lie and say you're 6'
>>498153057why would you got banned for saying Nina?
>>498153273According to them short men often have a height complex that can get annoying. So it's a bit of a hen and egg problem.
>>498153236STILL 3/4
>>498153756>be 6'4">tell women I'm 6'1">women will now believe all 6'0" manlets are lying
>try to lookup oikake riichi in nihongo>it's actually okkake riichi, not oikake riichii feel really stupid right now
>>498150690still 2/4get in anon, you still have time to download the game and finish the tutorial before the room fills.https://mahjongkings.app.link/mJY9JoWLuwb
>>498154038I always get gyakuten and gyakuden mixed up
>>498153861>omg all the short men are so short they are so short and unattractive all short men should die>hm that kinda makes me feel uncomfortable>OMG SHUT UP THIS MAKES YOU SO FUCKING AWFULwomen moment truly another reason to choose to be gay
>>498153756I've told women taller than me I was taller than them, and we still ended up in bed together.But that's not what I'm asking, what I don't understand is why they all ask for men at least 1 standard deviation taller than the average.What's the appeal in height? Protection? Domination? Do they really all need height as a safety measure from their partners? In this day, age and economy?
>>498153273https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmH7WsqQnwY
64/202
>>498152904Closed :(>>498153236Started :)Yes, I was hosting both.
>>498154308Can't blame them, anime women set the bar impossibly high for real ones.
>>4981543503s4p
>>498154350why would you call that you retard8p1s
>>498154539why is the other akagi a girl now
>>4981543508p and... 1s?i'd love an explanation if it's wrongt. adeptchad
>>4981543504p1s
>>498154558Two dora = call everythingt. Asapin
>>4981543505s6m>but muh efficiency
>>4981543503s and 1s
>-72 uma from trooncardeffects
>>4981543503s1s
>>472412072>thread mentioned theme not only became real but also wonwtf
>>498152304Yes
>>4981543505s6m or 1s im not sure kind of a hard choice desu
>>498154558not calling is a huge mistake what are you talking about
>>498152220I love her so much, bros
>>498154753>>498155341You should wait your chiitoi patientlyt. Tsuchida
>>498154350>>498154539>>498154558>>498154617>>498154638>>498154987>>498155092>>498155112>>498155259
Drinking a lot of caffeine when tired is shutting the stable when the horses have all boltedAll that happens is you can't sleep next night and the vicious cycle continues
>>498155731bullshit the 1s wait trap is perfect
I think we can all admit gomen ronners were the most soulful team and deserved to win
>>498155963Why did you delete your post?
>>498155475extremely lazy, get a job
>>498156202Look at the date anonchama...
>>498156025Why did you delete your post?
>deleting postsgay
>>498155731i don't get why calling pon on 8p is better than discarding the 8p pair (maybe i'm retarded)
>>498156538pon is 3 times as fast as chi
A white hole?
>>498156608but if you keep the 33455s shape doesn't it give you both options of either chiiing 4s or ponning 3/5s down the line?doesn't that make it technically better?
>>498156346Puffy
>>498156326The one thing we can all admit is that cheating, colluding and kingmaking are all really gay.
>>498156881Ponning 35s is pointlessYou're turning a complete block and some shapes into a complete block and shitty shapes
>>4981506902/4a nurse and an manga d̶r̶a̶w̶e̶r̶ artist are waitingf for (You)I'm free for the next 6 hours, this room will stay open.I have tea, fresh fruit salad, cookiesa and sausages with gouda wrapped in bacon. I'm ready for anything.
>>498156346We need more jyanshi with plump thighsDesperately
>>498153236THE COMEBACK IS REALGGI wanted my orphans yakuman ...
>>498153236gg
>accidentally discarded daisangen in south 4 that would have boosted me to 1stFOCs bros, I don't feel so goodGGs
Please share the bakyo accompanying your posts about in game decisions
>shimo drops dora riichi>drop one of the two dora in my hand since it was my only genbutsu>ron'd by kami on tanki wait that he JUST got>end up third from first
>>498157705>folding with 2 dora
>>498152220based drunk tomboy gf
>>498158160kami had open toitoi and i wasn't iishaten
https://www.youtube.com/live/uy3ypLnupN4?t=1703sWhen was the last time a haipai made you this happy?
>
>>498157705>>498158609>"folding" against open toitoi>proceeds to drop literally the most dangerous tile anon...
>>498159225My usual mahjong mentality is https://www.youtube.com/live/Fl-cCJ0yqmY?si=51QGija9KB9u-cMi&t=13110
>>498159225Almost every day.Mahjong gets me so emotionally involved it's insane.I'm usually and extremely cold individual in everything.
>>498159625Her pain brings me great joy.
>>498159625
half-hourly reminder that 2 anons are waiting in a Kings room
>>498160270just 1v1 in a fighting game
melty doko?
>>498160270just make alts
This retard threw away a dealer sanbaiman on the off chance that he could catch his opponent cheating and take advantage of it to get a kazoe yakuman. This is Legendary Gambler Tetsuya levels of bullshittery.
>>498160917I would have done the same.t.adept
>>498160372I was just interested in 2vs2 mahjong and thought someone here might to try it as well.I personally don't mind the wait. But true, I haven't asked what the poor anon I dragged into this wants yet>>498151749We can add bots if you want, anon
Me? I would have won.
>>498160628how do you feel about a ggxrd koko instead?
Yep. I always win. Because I'm the best.
>>498161423steam://joinlobby/520440/109775243217578551/76561198133556745
>>498161368>We can add bots if you want, anonI'm down
>>498161368can you switch bot teams, match the hair colors
>>498159625ninabros...
>>498162017Alrichght, thanks for sticking all this time with me>>498150690started.
>>498162186sorry, read your post too late, didn't think of that
>>498156346
>>498150690very cute ron voice
>missed the kings koko
>>498162561
>>498162792c-cute
Make a room please.
>>498161963still 1/8
>>498163481Make it yourself?Why are you niggers all allergic to making fucking rooms?
>Mahjong Kings barely started last week>already looks better than the slums
>>>/a/272022654
>>498163685I don't feel like making one.
>forget that we're already in south>call with east trips>get rinshan nomithis game is rigged in my favor
>>498161963>>498163559afk for 5mins but the lobby is open
>>498163875Is Touhai even good?
>>498143202I would give anything to have that sweet face look up lovingly at me as she wraps her lips around my cock
>>498163875will this bring more newfags here?
>>498163875Freaking sweet
>>498164076It's barely even getting translated and doesn't look particularly interesting. I doubt there will be many people watching this who weren't already into mahjong.
I was brought here by Pon no Michi.
>>498164076Maybe when Dojima shows up
>>498164424
Pai zuri
>>498164424Holy based
>redditnomichi
For me it was Final Fantasy XIV
I was brought here by Yakuza 0.
Akagi made me play
Riichi City anime when
>>498164597same
I honestly can't remember how I got my start
Majsoul Friends Room 44433(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=44433blitz notips with local yakuroom theme: https://youtu.be/SIuF37EWaLU?si=cAqzchtALpvDuuJk
>>498165325Why don't you want to make it notips local yaku but normal time?
>>498165325>local yaku
>>498165419this time it's blitz because after two games I want to go back making ocnext time I will consider it>>498165325full and started!
>>498165079I dragged you to the mahjong club after putting horse tranquilizers in your drink
>noo dont make rooms with blitz and local yaku>noo you have to make rooms the way I want>noo you cant have fun>noo i dont want to host my own rooms I didnt know /mjg/ is populated exclusively by 12 year old bratty valley girls from suburban sprawls
>>498165575>wakes up>anon its your turn to discard>1112345678999m>draw 5m>discard 1m>pass out
almost had my first yakuman, kamicha dealt into shimo
>>498150690this bot is retarded
>>498164798What do you mean anon? We already have that and it's kino.
>>498166276Eh, the VN is better.
>reddit;gate
>>498166098not as retarded as me, it seems
>stiens;redditor
>>498166276When will they make another anime as good as Steins;Gate was back then?
>>498162650this was a joke, right?You could join now
>nooo steinsgate is cringe it was always cringe I wouldn't be shitting and pissing and crying in joy if it came to mahjong soul because im a tribalist SEAnigger and have to defend the honour of my chinese game for fucking freepic related its you
>>498166583can anyone join with bots?
>>498166638redditor cope
Ate my pizza.Drank my beer.2 in lobby. It's time to clack tiles!
>>498166638>im a tribalist SEAnigger and have to defend the honour of my chinese game for fucking freeas opposed to a mentally ill rctranny amerimutt shilling nonstop and by shilling i mean shitting up the thread?
>>498166561>>498166276>Steins;Gate was 13 years ago
>>498166812Nigga didnt even play Mahjong before Mahsoul came out and now tries to dictate the platform of choice to his death.
Xrd koko is about to close. I wanted to play with mjg anons, but I guess I'll have to post in the proper general
>>498166561I'm pretty sure we get middling seasonal anime every 3 months or so already.
>>498166796sis your waistline
>>498167049I didn't see the lobby it but I can play with you if you give me some time to reinstall
>>498167047even my rc account is older than you subhuman rcshilllove yourself
>>498167245>t. retarded Prillya pedo
>>498167049I only have Tekken 7 or Blazblue.
So over...>>498167279Don't worry anon, I only visit /fit/ and mjg on 4ch.
The cat fears the bunny
queue?anyone?
>>498167540The weak should fear the strong
JART!? More like SHART!!
>>498167673It still says one. That's me. Your ninja hiding skills are impeccable.
TO stop the games right now and I can still qualify. Don't let anyone else queue.
>Novice
>>498167889>illyabroinstant accept
>>498167972mortal doesn't work on sanma games
Evens I jerk it nowOdds I jerk it later
>>498168109SEEEEEEEEEEXSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>498168109Delet this right now.
>western "art"
I gooned, now what?
>>498165325GG, feel sorry for CC.
>>498168228goon again
>>498167889why does /mjg/ have these dramatic exposes from time to time?
>>498165325ggs, thank you for joining anons, fast and fun two gamesrest in peace CC
>>498165325GG, thanks for the kanful gamesTreacherous flow this week has been
>>498165325ggs, thanks for the games. RIP adult Yuzu, may your flow recover quickly.
Online: 2Wow, we increased the population by 100%
>>498167252So true
>>498168228queue up
>>498168868I finished my games while gooning.
>>498168416stop forcing uumensai every handt. the famous stalker
3 people online, it's do or die.
Stop using the word gooning wrong.
Washizujong... now that was a game mode
>>498169006Oh no no, catkeks??
>>498169006
>>498169006>Where ever I go, I must rape
>deleted that fast
>deleted
>>498150690GGs! thanks for hosting
>posting nsfw in #GeneralI'm suspending you for an hour, kitten
>>498168109Its better to be horny all day and delay your satisfaction until you cant take it anymore and have a huge orgasm. Or so i’ve heard.
>>498150690Thank you for joining, anon! It was fun playing with you.And sorry for encroaching on your time so much.
>>498169562From who?
>>498169709from me
what the fuck happened to this general
>>498169591no worries I cooked, ate, and qualified for the tourney during all that waiting
Online: 3
>>498169784I don't know, but I'm going to blame vtumors anyway
>>498169784burgers woke up
DAMN CHEEKY CAT... SEDUCING A RABBIT... NEEDS RAPE CORRECTION!!!
>>498170008
>>498169914basedvtumors and degenerate behaviour go hand in handwe should get a global rule for vtuber posting just like MLP posting
>>498169784It was bad before but it got even worse after I started posting
>>498169006Imagine if your entire life revolved around looking cute and having sex with everything that moves.
>>498170174Imagine?
>>498170174>imagine
will you fuckers queue if I make a POV stream? Is that what you want?
>>498167252That's it, I'm kidnapping hat and raping her.
>>498170546Jokes on you I already depicted you two kissing and deeply in love
>>498170532yes
>>498170532
>missed the kings room
queue up i need 5 games
>>498170912nature taking its course is a catbunny hybrid??
>>498171013This, I donwloaded the app but by the time I got ready they already added bots
>>498171013>>498171249is it an english client?
>>498171472Moonrunes only
>>498171060
>>498171701
mahjongnanodesu
https://mjg-repo.neocities.org/comicsoc
>>498172219That's not the real emote. Post the right version.
There's a war coming
>>498171060The cat bullied him, he has no sharp claws, how else was he supposed to defend himself?>>498171013I can make another room if you wantMahjong kings room: 11711>>498171249I'm sorry, some anons already got annoyed at my posts about my room, so I feared I shit up the thread too much.>>498171472nope, but if you already know the rules of mahjong that shouldn't be much of a problem
2 people online, gonna make some tea.If you fuckers start a game meanwhile, I'm gonna burn this place down. Don't you dare.
>>498173126puipui molwar
>>498157210a bit late, but i understand, thanks anon
>>4981731562/2 already, this room is filling fast!forgot to mention: it's another 2v2 match of course.
>>498172219didn't know momo was american
>>498171701>>498171847
Do japanese girls really say desu and nanodesu every sentences?
>>498174254Desu is a copula so of course they will use it a lot if there are no other verbsA very bad comparison but think of it like using the "to be" verb in English when you talk about someone or yourself
>>498174254GODDAMN MOMO IS SUCH A TIT COW!
>>498174254Nina says desu a lot.
>>498174035>2/2whoops, 2/4, I meant. There's still place for 2 more. mahjong kings friends room 11711 (2vs2 players South)
>>498174662thats a man i asked about girls
Majsoul Friends Room 34832(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=34832koko
stop making rooms and start queuing
>>498174891I'll be jerking off to Patchy during this game.
>>498174891started!
>>498174876Crow ends her sentences with omigoto nanoja
>>498175406i dont care
How do I tell my mahjong rival I hate him? I'm not sure he feels the same way about me...
>>498175169I recommend Flanvia's series of Patchouli doujins
>>498175536write his name ITT and tell him you hate him
>>498167292I just finished playing with an anon from /ggg/. Didn't want to because I haven't played in a long time, but it turned out ok and I wasn't shit on as much as I thought I would. I'll host again tomorrow if you feel like playing
>>498175169Check out Ouma and Michiking's Patchy books
>>498175536I'm still hiding from mine, since he said that he'll remember this when I did something bad in a friendly.Have avoided him for two months
>>498175847I've read your posts every. single. day.
this 15 minute timer captcha shit makes it basically impossible to post with blue cloverit's very annoying
>>498175536>>498175847Don't worry mikosisters, there's so many of us no one will remember which one is which.
>>498175748If you're talking about the I-No player that was actually me. I wanted to let the third guy play but he never got off the spectator.
>>498176097There's an easy solution
>game has fed me 3 yakuman hands tonight>I fumbled all 3 because I didn't believe>would have gotten all 3Just when I thought I could experience the worst mahjong could throw at me, it does this.Unreal.What are the odds?
QUEUE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>498176794We're 2 or 3 for an hour now... EU bros.
>>498176296kek. ggs. i finished abruptly because my hand started to hurt from the lack of practice
Online: 4
if I put on the telly, will you queue, anon?
>>498176315>What are the odds?exactlyyakuman being rare, you need to commit to them if you want to get themso keep telling yourself "what are the odds?"
don't stream my games
5 online.Queue up, this is not a test.
What the fuck are we in queue for?
Yep, it's kino time.
bagkeks containment room
two more an we can get a second game going queue
>>498178428>adept with three expertsIt better be a friendly and not a ranked match
https://www.twitch.tv/argaliaatellymumble for commentarywill keep going until no matches
>>4981747892/4...Kings?
is it too late to sing up i want to attentionwhore on the telly
>even a stream cant boost queue numbers
>buy steins;gate>4chan literally appears in itaha, so it is stens;gate the 4chan after all
EL PSY KONGROO
le psy kongo?
>>498179180are you too shy for commentary?
>>498181024I'm up and down braising pork right now.
Ron! This is the choice of Stein's Gate!
e-el psy c-congari?
>>498179180my god, 3 unskippable ads in a row? are you fucking shitting me?
>>498177494Yeah GGs. And no worries, I have old man hands acting up sometimes myself. I'm always down for off topic FG lobbies if I happen to catch them.
what the fuck is this anti spam bullshitholy shit i hate shitshins and newfags even more
>>498181725...what?
>>498179180>tournament match>still needs numbers to identify the tiles
>>498179180See this is why I particularly hate haipai whinersFuji's hand there was an absolute shambles, but 5 good draws later and it's a hand that can be fought with
>>498181812>>497902254i was mad at captcha but whatever, moot was a cuck but this shit? holy fuck literally favella tier board at this point
>>498181974Yes, but if it was a good haipai then 5 draws later it would have been a tsumoStop it with this glass half full shit
You're sheltering /jong/ers, are you not?
commentators doko
>>498174891GGs, fun aru room
>>498174891shit game ngl
>>498179180commentary doko? you're muted on mumble....
>>498174891GG, thanks for the games! Fun Aru room, but flow remains on the ninja.
>>498179180r/ takanori nishikawa- claymore or put a dog to mic niggger
>>498174891Good games!
>>498182726Yes, I'm hiding them in the queue
i want to commentate but i dont want to be made fun of since i usually count the shapes out loud
I have 300 pity, should I wait for a collab or get a character I actually want right now (Ransei)
>>498153057nigger
>>498183370Probably safer to wait for a collab, Ransei will (eventually) get a banner.
>>498183561When she gets an outfit... right?
>>498179180>no commentary streamshan't
>>498183627...Yes.
>>498183359you cant be worse than people we already have unless you have a microsoft support accent or something
>>498183561>>498183627>>498183783shes out of her ninja clan...ninja clan?ninja clan...
>>498179180commentary is koko!
>>498183708Next event we'll get outfits for both Steve and Ransei!
>>498179180WTF HE ACTUALLY PUT A DOG TO MIC
bark motherfucker bark
>TFW KAKEK RERUN WAS CANCELLED
>>498184268GOOD!
>tfw will never get hat>tfw will never get midari>tfw will never get akagi>tfw will never get kuro>tfw will never get koromoWhy even live?
>>498184268it's next month
>>498184421Just in time for Sanrio though
>>498184421>tfw WILL get kaijilive anon, live
The league 5 LVP ...
>>4981747892/4Kings?! It may have been a bad idea to make a room during tourney times.
>le mentally ill hot female goombler with no actual real skates
>>498184604you and your tulpa are the only one with kings installed
>>498182832https://mjgbooru.com/post/4173 Uploaded a transparent version if anyone wants to make funny edits
>>498184615Bet you feel stupid now
Nakadashi
>>498184615i dunno she is skating on my cock like a tony hawk on 5g of fent
>tfw will never get washizu>tfw will never get midari>tfw will never get gilgamesh>tfw will never get illya
>>498184889>>498185047
>>498182832>>498184838>167 entries for Ranseiwhy is she so popular?
>>498185179All me.
just buy an account with the characters you want
>all the shitposters unironically wanting midari from kakeks
>>498185179one ranseitrad
>>498185179No clue, she's extremely low/mid for me. Got her and just rolled my eyes. Her art looks weird
queue up so I can kill myself
>>498185279she has the best emotes in the game. what did you expect?
>>498185179hoe knows
>>498185279its because shitposters made her the face of shitposting
>>498184682I wish, I don't have the money to buy my tulpa a PC
>>498185269I'm telling Yostar.
There's no busting...
There is a... i forgot.
>>498185605roger
>>498185673xeniabro dont tell me...
>>498185269anon told me you bought an account. it's cool
>>498185057what about real ideal woman C2?
>>498185673busting makes me feel good!
>Someone selling their S3 account for 120000 yen
>>498185179booruanon is the ranseifag
>>498186057Cheaper to buy a boost
>>498154212In spite of modernity's attempts, certain realities continue to persist.
>>498186215>/mjg/ will defend this
>roll death card>deal-in the whole game>everyone suffers with you and there are no winnerswhat a tournament
>>498186215Does the boost come with all of the Saki characters + the outfits?
puppetkino s4e2 is out
>me favorite hag is bashing jongernice nice
An elder jyanshi once described his own inner struggles in this manner: "Inside of me there are two cats. One of the cats is dumb and calls constantly. The other cat just emotes. The dumb cat fights the good cat all the time." When asked which cat wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, the friendly room.Majsoul Friends Room 47462(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=47462
>>498154308Hmm, is the rate of decline a real issue?I keep hearing about the population bomb but as far as I know there's nothing really "bad" with population decline especially in economic contractions.I do worry if the decline ends up falling of a cliff though and causing a "gap" as that could lead to a lot of problems down the line.Issue is I can't seem to get a good read on this issue as either people act like its the end of the world or shrug and think it can never be an issue and how dare someone think about the future.Personally I'm open to marriage just haven't had much luck yet.It's for the children in the end.
>>498186403Pretty sure you either give them your existing account, or they make a new one for you. Now, you have to take in consideration the chances of them requesting yostar an account recovery on the grounds of "lost/hacked account".
>>498186568there's a tournament going on
Here's how Xenia can still win: just get so negative the integer overflows into positive.
>>498186568toxiplasmosis room
>>498186954what game is everyone in there on, maybe he can go so negative that he at least stops everyone else from qualifying with a death
>>498186891So? I'm not in it and I have all the time in the world.>>498186975Toxoplasmosis. Brain parasite poseur.
this fucking cat is a triplets magnet
>dreamt anons bullied me in the summer campFuck you. I'm not going.
>>498186130She'd probably have the same number of entries if someone else hosted it.
>dreamt anons bullied me in the summer campFuck me. I'm going.
Thanks for the donation xeniabros
BASED HOUTEIFUCKEM VCHATTEL
>>498188160I BOUGHT THE OUTFIT HOW MUCH MORE ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE FROM ME
My own arts and crafts is making me excited It's going to turn out better than i thought
>>498188297Your life
>>498188439excited to see the result!
>>498188439that's cute, however I am working on a feature-length hand-drawn movie. please look forward to it. fully voice of course.
>goes for shit wait against good waits>winsThat easy
time to mute the stream
Xeniabros we can still win
If Xenia has a switcharoo tarot, she could win, actually.
Why doesn't Xenia simply eat the other players?
Stream doko?
>>498189251koko >>498179180
>>498189339
>friren the reddit the yagooey
RON! This is the choice of Steins;Gate!
I hate mahjong now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bf0aYBk0OQ
based/cucked/
how much time left to play the first 5 games?
Only shit hands or getting blueballed, I blame that bunny bitch. I'm on team Yuzu now.
I need people to queue in 19 hours 25 minutes from now for my train trip, please save some games for that. Assuming the qualis run that long or something, didn't check. Thank you
>>498190092tree fiddy
>>498190126I'll save my last game for you
>>498190126>>498190173See you in 19 hours 23 minutes and 46 seconds
Queue, anons.
I already finished my awful 5 games, should have queued earlier for your free top
>>498190369I've already commited to playing my last game in 19 hours
>>498173156I'm gonna sleep now, maybe another time anon
>>498184989distortion?
Are 8 renchans automatic yakuman in MJS?
>>498191123lol no
no
>>498190808Yeah, I'm doing the same. Thanks for sticking with me this long.Good night!>>498173156closed
>>498191192No pa-renchan rule? Souless...
hime chads win again
>>498190173>>498190284
They should add naked riichi to local yakus.
>>498192018You mean open riichi?
>>498181314Cute miko.
>>498192018open riichi is funny for like two hands but it's played out in rc rooms
Open riichi for 2 han is the worst local yaku
>cheating
why wasn't the uma calculation automated TO? I want to know my UMA but I'm not figuring out your schizo rules
>he installs mortal>"its going to help me get better reviewing my game"lmfao nigga is cheating and coping
>>498192434That's not how open riichi works
>>498193318who are you quoting?
I just thought about getting better, and I got better.Didn't even study or read anything, I just got better magically, I'm just that good.
>>498193467cheating niggas they know i talk to them right now
you're on the list now
>>498193501You will deal in. You will get tsumo'd on your dealer turn. You will derank.
i took a massive shit and clogged my toilet, spent like twenty minutes trying to flush this nigga down, thanks for commentating while i was dying here guys
>>498193816What is that fat fuck thinking? He doesn't even have a haipai yet.
>>498194043trying to remember how he stacked the wall
>>498194043Which side to start eating from
>>498193801NOOOOOOOI FEEL LIKE YOU BROKE MY BLESSING SEALNOOOO APOLOGIZE NOW
>>498193816why are they staring at the wall?
>>498194186waiting for the cue for them to bow and say よろしくお願いします
/mjg/, please help me! Do they say the line "Why mukoubuchi?! Why haneman?!" during the mukoubuchi series? Is that a special line during a dramatic scene or something or not?
>>498194186reading the kabe by grease circles
>>498194043He's smelling his finger after he scratched his butt
>>498193816Take care of your body, anons.
>quitbros
>she
Ready for the live event
>>498196085what live event
>>498196151The Steins;Fat event
>check card/uma changes of my games>every single one is negative
>>498196151Maid cafe
>>498196085fatass midgetsi thought the hollywood weightloss drug was free for the masses now
>>498196085
I miss Malarto :(
>>498196085>that shoulder-hip ratio on rukaKekaroo
>>498197003
Is the Touhai anime good? I'm still burnt from Pon no Michi.
Pon no michi was good. Not really mahjong, but a nice SOL
>opponents calls riichi>only discards safe tiles>i call riichi>only discard dora
>>498197353No, it was shit for both SoL and mahjong.
>>498197265It's a 3/10 at best
>>498196302but it's not the 15th yet
>>498197354That's what you get for not incorporating dora into your hand
I don't watch any anime at all
don't look up buu mahjong, worst mistake of my life
Anime is for loser virgins
>>498197728Yeah, me
sex with mahjong soul charactershttps://x.com/notarindayo/status/1845175465285386487
I don't understand how scoring works in sanma.
>>498198742same as yonma, but there's one less player
>>498198806There are some scoring penalties with kita, though
>>498198694>notarinI expected something degenerate before I even clicked
>>498198742who cares about scoring just get yakuman
sanma scoring is simple, just don't play it
>>498197353>Pon no michi was good*with the meme subsactually that's a lie they ran out of steam and became as unfuny as the show itself after the halfway point
Sanma balls
>>498186568These past two hours sitting by myself in this room have been the most relaxing time I've ever had in mahjong.Serenity.
>>498199743I dindt notice the room, anon.
>>498199743based
Please que for tourney... I need to finish my games...
>>498200507this anon is a luckshitter, queue but be warned
>>498199743Started
>>498197003Try dungeons and degenerate gamblers. It's not 'jong, but BJ with bullshit balatro cards everywhere is just as confusing.
The sleepy nurse is a good character desu
>>498200709>0 players in this general
>>498200709Good voice actress too
3/4 tourney que idk probably
>>498197669I looked it up and I got Majin Buu sitting on a hatsu tile
is it just me or the closer you are to ranking up the more points you lose
>>498202101It's just you
>>498202408damn...
>>498200634seconded it's pretty good
https://nyaa.si/view/1884668It's up
>first place deals in>is still first place>disconnects
>>498203262Statistics ruined. Time to make a new account
Call me when they crack Metaphor for PC.
>>4981960859 males
>>498203470It's already cracked though?
>>498203470they won't, play smt instead
>fatlusReddit
>surely south sanma requires more skill than eas-HOLY SHITSANMA SUCKS SO HARD IT'S UNREALI'M GLAD NOBODY CARES ABOUT THIS MEME MODE
>smtWhy do retards love acronyms so much?
>>498203661Sanma has more players though?Sanma is also mortal bot proof.
>>498203814no it's not, the guy trained a sanma mortal bot for his chinks
>>498194546the one time I need you...
>>498203470If you want it, pay for it.
>>498203470>entire twist is that it shameless copy of several areas in SMT/Persona/EO/other fatlus games because it's "origin point" for those fantasy universeshackiest game of the century but normalfags will eat it up
>>498194546Not to my knowledgeThe only iconic line is the MC's "Terribly sorry, ron/tsumo."
>>498204179Paying $70 for a game when you could be spending $80 on Jade?
Sanma is just boring. Not being able to chii and being forced to discard 1 and 9 man pretty much every single hand is just kind of retarded
Holy shit, sanma sucks so much balls it's unreal.
If you're still a 2-3 tiles away from tenpai, do you usually discard the 4th copy from a set or keep it to KAAAN later?
>>498204623depends on the bakyou
>>498204623Don’t kan at 3-shanten
>>498204525You think I'm poor or something? I'll pay $70 for a game and then I'll spend $500 on Jade.
>>498186568gg. get chinitsu'd.
>>498186568gg it was enjoyable
>>498186568Yep. Two hours waiting in order to get destroyed.Now I will wait the other two hours.
>5$ fortune charm>spending 120$ on a fu ji cosplay>spend 400$ to make the kinda ugly vietnamnese prostitute wear it but there are no other asians in townTruly you guys dont know how to maximize
>>498203227>Score: 6.641 (scored by 177 users) I know it's just mal scoring, but I think I'll just rewatch Saki.
>>498204798You need sleep, anon. Your reading comprehension is lacking.>or keep it to KAAAN laterAs in when I'm in 1shanten or tenpai
>>498186568ggs
>>498205024>>498186568Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there some day.3/4
>>498205289>$400 for a "kinda ugly"You can fly to Vietnam and get someone prettier for that.
>>498205740flight to vietnam is 800$ one way
>>498205289Just order takeout and wear it yourself, gweilo
>>498205701Started
I'm a 30 year old kissless, hugless, handholdless virgin roleplaying as an anime girl online and proud.
>>498206193That sounds like a dangerous state of being ready for transition be careful anon and don't go to discord!
>>498206361this anon is at the precipice of the slippity slope
>>498204937You could be spending $570 on Jade instead
>>498206193based me too but i had sex and found it boring and uninteresting
I've been defending extremely well for all these games.Shit haipais, shit draws, and all the deal-in tiles were handed to me.Everyone else was in tenpai by turn 3 every game for something retarded like a sanbaiman+.I couldn't complete anything even while waiting on 12 tiles.I'm sneething.
>>498204472thanks
>>498206852Sex honestly can't compete with porn. Porn is simply way too stimulating. Recreational sex is completely redundant in the current year.
>>498206997>play game mode where you can't get fourth>still lose
>>498207437The day humanity gets access to easily customizable sexbots it's the day we'll have to use the buckets sex method from homestuck.
Only 2 more months
>>498207549I've been crushing it in yonma, doing extremely well.Haven't gotten 4th in like 20 games and ranking up.Sanma is just built different.
>>498207437It's also much more fun to pretend to be a cute anime girl!
>>498207983>pretendI-I thought we were all little girls here?
>>498208565O-Oh sorry my bad ...Of course we are.
I am a 32 year old man
Look at this bag!
ERPtroons from burger hours...
>>498207437I honestly prefer 2d, and 2d porn, to women. BUT once you become a non virgin, sometimes you crave women, not for love, but the feeling of plapping someone and your full dick being inside someone feels pretty good in a way that masturbation alone can't do it. I can't wait for immersive VR and sex bots for women to be completely deprecated.
>>498186568My dora 8...Back to 3/4
>playing RC for two days now>still havent rolled a character
>>498209487>playingRookie mistake, Frank only wants you to roll and go back to majsoul.
>>498194163MWAHAHAHA I HAVE BEEN UNSEALEDYOU WILL BE A FINE OFFERNG
>>498186568>>498209126Cmon, one more 4th place game so I can feel the bitterness again.3/4
>>498209698>>498209126Started
Queue up.
>>498210171but i didn't sign up
>Online: 3
TO here, its almost 3AM and I am finally home.I will start updating the sheet in a few minutes. I'll see how far I get before sleep overtakes me and I give up, leaving the rest for tomorrow.Also, I just rolled a 6sided die and I rolled a 6. Tomorrow will he a highly flowful day so make sure to queue up tomorrow for positive games and tarot cards.Good luck to all the players except yuzu's.
I'm gonna make a Sanma tourney and have /mjg/ seethe
TO here, I just shit my pants
>>498211273That's gross TO...
>>498211216you'll get 20 signups like the last one
>>498211469everyone that doesnt sign up for it is a mortal cheating scumbag, easy if you dont sign up you are banned from future tourneys
just ban me. Its better for my mentaru that way.
>>498211676living the dream life, eh? fuck you, show off! I'll only forgive you if you buy a "fish with tartar sauce" from 7 eleven
>>498211676those look like big chink tiles, shan't use your auto table
>>498186568gg, thanks for the fun gamestime to sleep
>>498186568GG thanks for the game
>>498186568Dang. Darn.Drat.Dip.Good game.
TO update the sheet
TO don't update the sheet
TO ban all the furries
TO inseminate Hannah's furry womb with your human semen
TO grinched again
>>498215051TO is busy, I'll take take of this request.
que up please I need one more game
Would has this been a possible yakuman or 9 gates only work closed hand?
>>498216120
>>498216120you'd still have been 3 off and even if you got tenpai you'd have gotten ron'd by a tanyao
>>498216120It's closed only.
>>498216287oh damn. thats so hard to make. ty
>>498216362You'd see it a lot if you could open for it.
TO is in the spreadsheetI repeatTO is in the spreadsheet
>Get no beneficial UMA effects the whole tournament>Just got effects that fucked everyone else overgomen
i have a lobby open but you will never guess its ID
>>498217649I won't even bother trying to guess, I'll just make my own
https://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/12727151/12I think I found my first legit mortal bot
>>498217768What makes him a bot? He doesn't have that many matches per day.
>>498217960I checked like 10 games and all of them have consistent 90+ scoreEven pros don't get rated this consistently highly
3/4 in queue!please queue up
>>498217960>>498218286Also most importantly his name is Chinese
>online: 5
>>498218286Well, that sounds convincing. His results aren't even that good for being a cheater.
>>498219005I've played 5 and looking at logs. And TO might need to be in lobby while updating?
>>498218421>>498219005I also played my 5.
>>498217768if you check his gold games his rating is pretty decent and that was pre-mortal bot
>>498219282actually nevermind, if you go pre-mortal bot (Feb) and then post mortal bot (April) you can see he jumps from 82 to 95+, so he is a faggot
I think there's some errors in the tarot effects in the spreadsheet.
yeah I'm pretty sure I'm missing over 100 uma
I keep losing uma even after winning 1st...
how does the ranking sheet make any sense
>>498209487It took me more than a year to finally use my saved up tickets because the Danganronpa collab happened.I suggest you only roll during a collab because the collab character pool will also have RC OC characters mixed in if you're not aiming at a specific RC character
>>498220589I played a gimmick tourney and there was a dumb gimmick... how could this happen!?
>>498220362>>498220429if you think there's an error in the calculations then drop a message in the IRC, TO was recently editing the sheet so he might still be around
it would make it easier to track what's going on if each slot of tarot eff 1-4 corresponded to each player's tarot rather than the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th card to actually do something
>be 4th>surely I can still recover>punished with additional -40 uma
>>498221569No, he should just give me 100 uma without checking
>>498221569Not on IRC, but from the last (or one of the last games if another has just been updated) there are some -10's that don't seem to make sense. One of the applications of Judgement shouldn't have even taken effect I think because the player who got it scored negative, and if it did apply it would be positive to the other players I think? (applying player scored -..8.8). Also if it is still applied despite the wording, then two of the players should have two negative 10's as there was also another -10 from another players Judgement, but instead everyone has only one -10. If that make sense.May I have read it wrong though.
STOP THE COUNT NO MORE GAMES
You now remember the forbidden vod that was taken down due to an anon's voice.
>>498205289I'd rather spend that 520$ on Fu Ji commissions
>>498223470It's been over a year, stop talking about it.
here's how I see it:player in 1st played his 5th game and got x5,9 making it a reversed 9 judgement.player in second played his 4th game and got a x0,9 making it a upright 9 tower.player in 3rd played his 2nd game and got -8,0 making it an upright 0 hierophant.player in 4th played his 5th game and got -x8,8 making it an upright 8 judgement.tarot cards are resolved from low to high (even though it very rarely matters) so player in 3rd goes first and gets an n/a because they didnt play the fav character.next up is player in 2nd who gets an upright tower giving everyone a -5 for every unique character at the table for a total of -20.player in 1st is next and gets reversed judgement giving everyone a -10player in last also goets judgement but it has no effect.everyone loses a total of 30 points at the table.I hope this clears it up a bit.
>>498223864How does the player in first lose -10?
>came to this general too late to sign up for the tourneys
>chink riichis on the dora tile in south 2 second row of discard>deals into dealer haneman
>>498223850>stop talking about itYou can't silence me, I'm on to your conspiracy!
Is this achievable natty
>>498223864>>498224013Judgement is "everybody else", not everybody.
>>498224087you still have time to do your OC for the arts and crafts tourney
>>498224013you are correct he doesnt
>>498224260Genuinely better than if he was fully shaved, it gives personality. Obviously neither will be good for women, but this still looks better on him.
>>498224292Cheers, didn't really matter but just thought I'd point it out because I was confused. Thanks for the tourney.
QUEUE!!!
DON'T QUEUE!!!
AAAAA MY EXORCISM FAILEDMY SHADOW DEMON IS STILL HAUNTING THIS THREAD
>>498223470>being so gay for a commentator's voice that TO feels the need to destroy an entire league stream
It was streamed on F2C so there was never a VOD to begin with. That one of the commentators had a posh english accent and condescending attitude that thread gays found arousing was only incidental.
>>498224728thanks for pointing it out, accuracy is important so its a good thing you did. It's 4 AM and I just finished updating the doc and its time for bed.Ranking has also been updated, kinda annoying how the table doesnt autoupdate but whatever.To those in the top 16 that havent finished your games, you will NOT qualify until you play all 5 and to be clear if I ever need replacement players then those who finished all 5 games will have priority over you!Good night and dont expect any updates for the next 12 hours orso.Oh and I removed the player limit to make it easier for people to find games and finish their 5 games.Anyone wo plays their 6th game onward obviously cannot apply any card effects and instead will apply the effect of the players closest above or below them who has a tarot card. surely this will go well for all of you haha :^)
I have more tournament points than TO
>>498225520Can I lose points for my games after 5 or am I just in there to gatekeep/feed?
>>498225821gatekeep/feedyour first 5 games are the only ones that count and the you will copy only relevant effects like those that alter other peoples scores. anything that mimcs stuff like honba count etc will be ignored since you cant gain/lose points yourself
>>498225821>>498225967so feel free to try and drag other anons into hell if you so desire
my hanchan just ended in east 1
My game just ended on the first turn...
>>498226770I wouldn't even be mad
>>498226547Shouldn't that be double yakuman or is renhou ro whatever it's called a locla yaku only?
>>498226770that's actually fucking hilarious
>>498227000Parenchan? That's 8 renchan.
>>498227000Yeah its a local yaku.
>>498226770
Why are my posts getting eaten...
>tfw have a flow music prepared that goes "Ayaya" but I don't have fake kodomo
>>498226770A chiihou kokushii isnt double yakuman?
>>498228979you can only say nigger tranny or faggot 3 times in a single post now
>>498229148Nvm
I HATE NIGGER TRANNY FAGGOTSI HATE NIGGER TRANNY FAGGOTS I HATE NIGGER TRANNY FAGGOTS I HATE NIGGER TRANNY FAGGOTS
>>498229172wtf I am literally being opressed NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
THE QUALIFIERS END TODAY??
Mahjong when inebriated is fun but I lose too much
anyone want to make a new thread? we're on page 10...
>>498229294good post
>>498229341YES PLAY NOW NOW NOW Q Q Q Q Q NOOOOOWWWWW
>>498168109I will now jerk it.
I will queue to help people finish their games later and all I will do is kan.
>>498229612just go for 13 orphans literally every game instead.
>>498228979sorry, that was me
>>498229702I don't want to feed tanyaos, I want stupid dora counts causing maximum score swings.
>>498229838but wouldn't it be funny if you killed someone?
>>498229881It would be but the chances are too low.
>>498229976nonsesnse its 50/50, it either happens or it doesn't.
>>498230095I didn't score a single positive effect from myself or anyone else in my games through the whole tourney, I will lose that coin toss.
>>498230181You will win the coin toss because you already used up your bad luck in the tourney, now it's time for good luck.
>>498230249Okay. I'll push for it at a 7+ start.
>>498230181I either shot my own feet or others too. Never something good happened. And some cards were kinda useless. If everyone had chosen Ichihime as favourite and all played as Ichihime, things would has been more interesting with The Lovers at least.
What killed /mjg/?
I did
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>>498229542Thanks for taking my advice! I hope you were horny and leaking precum all day thinking about fucking cunny. You should blow cum onto your own face if you followed my wisdom
>>498232015>>498232015>>498232015