Previous Thread: >>498336827>Guides, Resources and useful links:https://rentry.org/bagguides>/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends:https://rentry.org/holdingthebag>4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shortshttps://rentry.org/bacontent>>(JP)>Banners:>10/10 (Thu) After Maint - 10/16 (Wed) 10:59 (JST)Azusa (Swimsuit) (3* - Limited - Rerun)Mashiro (Swimsuit) (3* - Limited - Rerun)Hifumi (Swimsuit) (3* - Rerun)>Events:SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council - 10/10 (Thu) After Maint - 10/23 (Wed) 10:59 (JST)>Content:Joint Firing Drill (Defense) - 10/10 (Thu) After Maint - 10/16 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)Grand Assault: Kurokage (Urban - Torment w/Purple Armor) - 10/16 (Wed) 11:00 - 10/23 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field - w/Special Armor) - 9/26 (Thu) 11:00 - 10/23 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)2x Hards - 10/10 (Thu) 4:00 - 10/16 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)2x Normals/Scrimmages - 10/16 (Wed) 4:00 - 10/23 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)>>(GLOBAL)>Banners:>10/8 (Tue) After Maint - 10/15 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)Kazusa (3* - Rerun)Reisa (3* - Rerun)Natsu (3* - Rerun), Mari (2* - Rerun)>News:Event Pre-Registration, Roadmap, and Livestream: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2024/10/3rdPatch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=26585793rd Anniversary Special Livestream: https://youtube.com/live/s9tLTZVTGuM - 10/18 (Fri) 9:00 (UTC)>Events:Balancing Schale's Books with the General Student Council - 10/8 (Tue) After Maint - 10/22 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)>Content:Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough) - 10/8 (Tue) 2:00 - 10/14 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors - Torment w/Heavy Armor) - 10/15 (Tue) 2:00 - 10/21 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field - w/Special Armor) - 9/25 (Wed) 2:00 - 10/21 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)2x Normals - 10/7 (Mon) 19:00 - 10/14 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)2x Hards/Commissions - 10/14 (Mon) 19:00 - 10/21 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
Your favourite student asks for a hand holding session, what do you do?
FUCK your students
Hina should die
now im starting to feel sad that ba gigaflopped on cn i wish they would still get all those animations and voiced stuff
This thread stinks
teach her how to masturbate too
My precious desert rose.
>>498353961Cat Ui spotted!
Round 2 Results here: >>498332903MINE MENTIONED vs. Your what? voteSensei Ball vs. Kisaki Ball voteThis vote is short and will only last till end of the day tomorrow (20 hours from now)https://forms.gle/E5mW5SM6oxKBhcZv6
Suzumi alt when
>>498353961She's not flat is she? her summer version has some nice medium premiums
>>498354116Is it?
This character is literal perfection.
>>498354252Only 20 seconds??
>>498354336Definitely on the smaller side. And that's a good thing.
>>498354336Schrödinger Ui's Uis.
Ui sex in 1 minute
>>498354628I don't believe you.
>>498354551My favorite out of these is the design on the left because i fucking love sundresses with big hats, I'm baffled we haven't had one of those yet
Whoever drew an entire porn minicomic of Ibuki in the aggie, you're a madman.
>>498354203>AI
>>498354551PARURU HATE, KILL PARURU
>>498354849God dammit I wish those bums would include it in their profile.
Yume is smiling down in Heaven
Paruru is based.> MUH SUN HATThink about it niggers, S.Ui will be a special if the design has that much bullshit on it.
>>498354963heh, got em.
>>498354849So?
>>498354551Not one single official alternate costume from the artbooks received as much fanart as braids Ui.Were we robbed bros? I can't tell because I really like ponytail Ui too.
>>498354551All of those designs are fucking peak but I'm glad we got the ponytail it's so fucking good
Hina wing flaps are my weakness
>>498355151I'm torn on it - it's clearly the design that fits her most but I do enjoy the juxtaposition of the other two designs where she's been given the swimsuit by someone else and is wearing it despite how uncomfortable it is.I think it emphasises how much she values Hinata's friendship, and it's funny.I'm glad they showed the other concepts though.
>>498355151I like the design, but ultimately I'm a sucker for very long ponytails so it was a win regardless.
It may not seem like it but this is a Hasumi general.
>>498355081Ui is the kind of character that would usually be relegated to the Special Jail but her aura is so powerful that both Uis are strikers, and her next alt will be too.She cannot be stopped. She will not be stopped.
>>498354776he is too powerful
/bag/ RPG maker fan game when?
>>498355151I vastly prefer it. Ui isn't the kind of girl to bring a bikini to the beach.
>>498355556proof?
IVE GOT ANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAKE
Time to read.
>>498355303I'll allow you to borrow it in this moment.
the main heroine of blue archive, arona
>>498355713Child told me
>>498355790I WANT LEAF TO LEAVE
>>498355870Sensei died from smell.
Why didn't they animate this part from PV3
>>498355870ui would never
>>498354250I like the one over Ait looks like her hair is oily
This has got to be one of the weirdest fan art pairings I've ever seen.
>>498355870she made him smell her socks
This thread smells
Ui doesn't smell fuck you
>>498356231long legged nibba
Who let Ui out?
Ui's ridiculously hairy bush
Yesterday I imagined Wakamo as crash 1 Crash and Kaya as dr neo cortex on that jetpack. Then I said maybe Wakamo has a sister that is a Kaga clone
>>498356332I can shave her.
>>498356516You can try. But it grows back in seconds.
NoASS
What killed the hype?
nom nom
Baldur's gate
I love my cute fox daughterwife Izuna!
Roamntic Wife Love
>>498356231>no halo
Noa feet.
>>498354551WHERE PUBES???
bwos reddit is down...
>>498356516Not if I have anything to say about it you can't.
please don't attack me before reset...
I fucking KNEEL.
Post Wakamo
>>498357085Works on my machine :^)
>>498357431The real heroes of BA
>>498357448Wakamo
I just downloaded this. How can the students survive bullets, but sensei can't? I don't understand what's going on. I want some exposition. I started the story and I'm just helping some poorfags in a deserted part of the city.
>>498357431Arr names same.
>>498357669Maybe read the story? Sensei is only human, students aren't. Students have halos, this isn't earth.
>>498357669maybe stop being retarded?
>>498357669Don't think too hard about it
>>498357669They literally go over it in the prologue.
I want Seia to rape me.
>>498357489Is this what reddit looks like? This is Japanese tier web design. It just needs 20 more boxes with hyperlinks.
Still haven't done Set floor 99/100
>>498357750If he is the only human, doesn't that imply that only he will die someday? Do students age?
Get your PVP coins, /bag/!
>>498357669Sometimes I understand the retarded writers that spell everything out for subhumans like you
>>498357431Only 2 guys work on the chibis?
Did you enjoy Battleship?
>>498356713
>>498357669>Deserted part of the cityAlthough they call Kivitos a city; its the size of America and Canada combined. Each academy within Kivitos is basically its own country entirely, each academy is roughly the size of a country, they control their own borders. Think of it more like Europe; the individual countries are their own countries entirely with their own rules and autonomy, but together they form Europe, the GSC and Schale are the only entities that are above individual schools. Each school has their own leadership, their own student council, which are basically the rulers of that country. Abydos is a poor country that was previously a very rich country, but due to various problems they lost all their money. The Task Force are effectively the student council of Abydos only because they're the only students left in Abydos.Every other school is brimming with students, Abydos only has like five people.
>>498357669Read
>>498358028Noa love!
>>498357912Ironically that's actually what old (not as bad) reddit looks like.New reddit is like pic related.
>>498357981Never forget the developers of the newer God of War used DSP as an example of the average gamer.
It's Kivotos
>>498357537absolutely massive
>>498357537I will now become Kaguya's slave
>>498357912Nu-internet design sucks.Information dense layouts > "artisanal whitespace" every single time.
>>498358316
>>498356713>>498358028>>498358154>>498356903More like NoALTS
Can you beat her in tennis? Sex in tennis clothes if you win
>>498357963Yes, the students age. We meet kindergarteners, and the students themselves range from 11 to 18 years old
>>498353961Ui my beloved, the Old library would reek of passion
How many fans does Ako have?
>>498358414NAGICHAN STOP CRYING IM BEGGING YOU
>>498358648What happens when the students graduate? Why do we never see a single adult halo user working in Kivotos? Where do the students' parents live?
>>498358414KOWARERU HODO AISHITEMOSANBUN NO ICHI MO TSUTAWARANAIJUNJOU NA KANJOU WA KARAMAWARII LOVE YOU SAE IENAI DE IRU MY HEART
>>498358479I believe in a happy ending
>>498358689fan as in she's your favorite, or fan as in you like her?because she's not my favorite, but I do like her
>5/5>From 53rd to 10th
>>498358728
>>498358756Don't take lore for granted, don't assume things work here like they do on earth. If something isn't directly stated in the game, do not assume that it works like that even if its a basic concept on earth like having parents or growing older, that's how they trick you. There are no parents, there is no one older than 18, there are no adultsSensei is meant to be the only adult, the only male, and the only sensei in this world of children. The children all make references to adults being rare or unheard of, they have concepts for things but those things don't exist here.
JPGODs... Is the ASS minigame timegated like D.Hina's? How hard is it to minmax?
>>498357912
>>498358969This is just your in-head fanfiction. Saori talks about growing up to be a teacher. And the various robot/animals NPCs are treated as and explicitly called adults.
>>49835896911 is prime
Noa.
>>498358791She has to be your favorite student for you to be her fan.
>>498358969>there are no adultsGematria are adults
>>498358674>the Old library would reek of passionAs long as you clean up afterwards.
>>498359103It isn't, but I can already tell you're too biased to convince anything.>>498359143Yes, but they come from outside this world just like sensei, they are specifically outsiders. There are adults outside but not inside.
>>498359095Why is she like this?
>>498358689me at least
>>498358969>there is no one older than 18So where the fuck do they go after graduating? Why does nothing in the game ever talk about this?
>5/5 with double JunkoNaturally.
>>498359251don't worry about it
i didn't get attacked before reset!
>>498358187>Communities Near You>
>>498359251DONT THINK TOO HARD ABOUT IT
>>498358969>There are no parentsThis is fucking nonsense post. Serika and Nonomi mention their parents. The game could have just left those parts out and missed out on nothing, but it went out of its way to mention them. I swear you lorefags have your heads in your fucking asses.
> Bunny rerun> Kisaki right after> Summer Zoos rerun> ???Please god, please John Nexon, don't give us anymore surprise.
NERF JUNKO
>>498359404DARLING IS...A STRAYA?
You can only choose one.
>>498359251because it's not relevant to the story being told
Why do you fucks keep associating Ui with "haha stinky" and "haha unshaven mess" to the degree that you'll be able to feel her stink from a literal mile away? It'll be still tolerable if you're only like "oh she hasn't showered in a day" but you fucks exaggerate like "oh she hasn't showered or changed clothes even underwear in a month." Ui WOULD care about her personal hygiene because she handles books. Not just any books, but OLD books in a language no one but her understands. Books that could crumple if you looked at it the wrong way. She'd keep her and her clothes as clean as possible (within reason) just to prevent any possible contamination with the books that could lead to them turning into dust in either one second or in a hundred years.>unshavenOkay, that one is still understandable, but you don't have to treat her pubes like it smells worse than a sewer. Because she washes.
Summer is coming soon in land donnunda.
Mika love
>>498359586>
>>498359608Do Aussie sensei get transported to an upside down Kivotos?
>>498359438Did you see Nonomi's parents when it finally was time to see them, or was a robot butler playing the role of her parents instead, in order to once again avoid having to confront the truth?We already know the girls are gods who probably mindwiped themselves to play out a highschool fantasy, we know who the abydos girls are. All of the NPCs aren't real, parents only exist in theory but aren't actually shown, because they're only part of the girls "scenario", they aren't real, they're never really shown. The girls believe their scenerio, but conveniently nothing is ever seen outside of the "story", its not real. Basement man says this isn't even the first iteration of Kivotos, he says the current version of the world is highschool but its hard many different versions before.
>>498359569yuuka
>>498359127I always lust after Ako.
>>498359750We even sometimes see bad chise here.
>>498359586>WhyI'm horny.
why are they like this?
https://x.com/Blue_ArchiveJP/status/1845675902434213946>【新イベント予告】>事故で歩けなくなった少女のリハビリを担当することになったスミレ。しかし、少女はやる気を失い、リハビリにも消極的で喧嘩をしてしまう始末…>はたしてスミレは、少女のリハビリを無事に成功させることができるのだろうか?>[New event announcement]>Sumire is put in charge of the rehabilitation of a girl who can no longer walk after an accident. However, the girl loses motivation, is passive about rehabilitation, and ends up fighting... >Will Sumire be able to successfully complete the girl's rehabilitation?SUMIRE/HIMARI EVENT
Why do you weirdos keep talking about the girls in this masturbating? They are schoolgirls you realize?
>>498359586Is Ui even bushy?I refuse to believe she doesn't shave, since google told me hairy women shave for bikinis.
>>498360043You think girls don't masturbating at all?
>>498360043girls began masturbating even before school age anon
>>498235512Posting Rio every day until she gets added Day 268
Disturbing Seia's peace
>>498359751>SpoilerWhile I find the idea of not one, not two, but multiple pantheons or groups or civilizations of higher beings LARPing as humans and sealing their powers and identity intriguing to say the least, I feel like it'll be hard to explore that particular theory or side of Kivotos without tearing down the whole "fun high school life adventures" that Blue Archive is built from and what made it famous in the first place. It's interesting, sure, and fans would always crave the opposite for the characters in a story (e.g. veteran soldiers in a high school setting, cute high school girls in an apocalypse). But it just might detract a whole lot from the core of Blue Archive. And it'll be hard to keep those parts of the story away from newer players without spoiling too much.
by me
>>498360340By me
>>498359647>>498359586The Uisex?
>>498360495The camp event should have had real wildlife as enemies
Been ages since we've had a lorefag thread>Iori = Paimon>Aru = Belial>Hina = Baal>Haruna = Beelzebub>Juri = Belphegore>Chinatsu = Buer>Mutsuki = Asmodeus>Kayoko = Beleth>Haruka = GaapRegarding Hina: Ishbóshet can also be named Eshbaal, which in Hebrew means ''Baal exists'' or ''fire of Baal''. Her EX skill is Hina irradiating purple flames before gunning everyone down.The demon Baal is a prince or king of hell, has powers over invisiblity, science, control of spirits and love.He is considered a lord of gods and sovereign of sorts, matching how Hina is the head of the Prefect Team.Baal was also known as a Canaanite God of war and fertility, matching again her fighting ability as one of the strongest in Kivotos, but also competence in managing Gehenna.Regarding Aru: Riku uses a kanji that can be read as 6Hachi literally means 8Belial is the 68th demon>Belial (בְלִיַּעַל, bĕli-yaal) is a Hebrew word "used to characterize the wicked or worthless". The etymology of the word is often understood as "lacking worth", from two common words: beli- (בְּלִי "without-") and ya'al ( יָעַל "to be of value").>Some scholars translate it from Hebrew as "worthless" (Beli yo'il), while others translate it as "yokeless" (Beli ol), "may he have no rising" or "never to rise" (Beli ya'al). Only a few etymologists have believed it to be an invented name from the start.Aru is Belial (BeliAru), the 68th demon, “The Worthless” fitting how she fails to be a hard-boiled criminal because she is too kind, making her a worthless demonIn Ars Goetia additionally:>Belial means "without a master", and symbolizes independence, self-sufficiency, and personal accomplishment.Aru's arc in Abydos was failure after failure until (You) treat her well, to which she comes to Abydos when they need the most and finally accomplish something by nuking Kaiser's Army and encouraging Abydos to keep fighting
Impregnate your students
>>498359586>some dude makes manga/doujin about a character with some traits>people like it>then others copy-pasting whatever the fuck characterization that was in that series on said character types until some other trend comes upIt's fucking annoying when character's entire existence becomes a joke simply because of one doujin, like that Iori girl from idolmaster and all the "anal idol haha xD lol" cringe.
Fuck the mob
ew, m*yako
>>498360591Tsurugi - KamaelHasumi - SandalphonKoharu - Azazel (trivia: this angel is related to cosmetics oddly enough. Koharu's highest gifts include cosmetics)Additionally per progression of Eden Treaty, the Retard Club has motifs related to John Milton's Paradise LostHifumi - RaphaelHanako - Ramiel (a fallen archangel, one of the few angels that mated with humans producing nephilims)Tea Party is based on some of the Four ArchangelsMika = Michael (Obvious naming, One of the strongest angels, Mika rivals Tsurugi. Different religions argue about Michael's importance and creation, parallels to her participation in the story)Seia = Gabriel (by designed drawing, surname has garden of lilies, lilies are the symbol of Gabriel and future telling as Gabriel is the angel of prophecies) Gematria explicitly refers to her as ''Archangel of Prophecies''Nagisa = Uriel (Angel related to Judgement and judges fallen humans, much like her role with the Retard Club, protects Eden (wants to protect the Eden Treaty))Hifumi = Raphael (surname (Benevolent Hills can be interpreted as ''Eden'', Raphael becomes the guardian of Eden, status is lower than the other angels like how Hifumi isn't of Tea Party etc.)A.S.S. Club is named after biblical plants:Yoshimi symbolizes an olive treeAiri symbolizes an oak treeKazusa symbolizes a fig treeNatsu symbolizes a walnut tree
You guys are like gamers trying to optimize the fun out of a game by trying to work out the mystery behind the lore.It's a mystery you dumb fat balding old men it's not meant to have an answer.
>>498359586At least she's gotten a few doujin where she's hairless down there.
>>498360219Finally some merch I can get behind.
>>498360694I might be dumb and fat, but I'm not bald.Sirius Lorefags are definitely baldy though.
>>498360694>its meaningful because it has no meaning, it makes it deeper that its all randomNo that's where "Don't hug me I'm scared" fucked up. There actually has to be an answer, otherwise its all pointless. The second you realize its just lol so random and there is no answer, everyone loses interest in the story. There has to be an answer deep down in order to keep the truth consistent and the symbology interesting.
>>498360627Iori being the "anal idol" is slightly different from Ui imho, at least Iori is still known as the modern rich token tsundere who's actually pretty talented without taking her family riches into account and who does warm up to producer later on, producers just somehow prefer anal over vaginal with her. but Ui's character is outright vandalized and that vandalism is spreading like wildfire. Not that the devs can give a canon appearance for her pubes, but still.
>>498360694Don't even know why their spoilering it. People either don't care or don't believe them. Their not even ingame spoilers their theories.
>>498360694>like a game>want to learn more about game by asking questions and understanding its world>NO STOP YOU'RE OPTIMIZING THE FUN OUT OF THE GAME IT'S SUPPOSED TO NOT MAKE SENSE
Do girls really?
>>498360219I wish this was Seiko at the very least
>>498360693Wait Mika, early pregnancy is bad thing, okay?
>>498360694I knew the azoos was dumb but this is impressively dumb
>>498360978Its actually healthier for the mother and babyIf you have it early her body rebounds a lot better, and the child is less autistic.
>>498360694quiet zoos
>>498360914You're not making sense of it though you're dumping inane schizoposts which grasp at more straws than a toddler having a seizure.
>>498360691Anyone has trinity's irl church reference? I forgot to save it
>>498360978>early
>>498357902
Azusa posters ruined /bag/
>>498361193No sex or children before marriage.
>>498361193meta
but why is the sky blue?
>>498360906>You're not allowed to spoil itA lot of it isn't even really that hidden, in fact a lot of it is kinda blatant. Especially the Ars goetia stuff.Japanese have known the theories and deep lore for years.In fact they knew a lot of it before we didhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMB0hGvbDNs
i bet koyuki's panties are really stinky haha
>>498361495you're stinky
>>498361495
>>498353961I kept noticing a surge of Yukino fanart over the past couple of weeks (and even before her birthday) just like Rio. What does this mean?
Sensei should start working out to show these children who's the adult in-charge here
>that Mutsuki shortDamn brat, I can't handle it
>>498361576Kufufu
what's the lore behind tom & jerry? how many steaks can it offer me?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>498361391Blue?
She took your L2D virginity
>>498360805> There actually has to be an answer, otherwise its all pointlessNo there doesn't? At the end of the day our job is to guide our students. All that extra baggage can fuck right off. Tell the nameless cunts if they ever try to force a job and god title on my student again their asses are mine.>but that's her true purpose, she's the god of de-I said shut the FUCK up.
>>498361576And then...
>>498361797I'm a rerollchad thougheverbeit.
>>498360591>>498360691Just post the image dumbo
>>498361797She needs to take my ear-licking virginity
>>498336827Cute
>>498361698I want to rape her
>>498361915
>>498361797>game crashed before I could start her momotalk>game didn't bother me about it againMassive skill issue
>>498361771Hoshino was so cool here.Remember when Hoshino was cool?
perhaps it's time for a ten roll sensei? you might get lucky!
>>498360805We actually are being raided by lorefaggots holy shit. This fandom has been sustained by nothing but fun fun times with our students and thats the end of it. NO ONE talks about "muh symbology" or whatever, there is NO incredibly deep lore that you're searching for and NO ONE cares because that's NOT the point of this game.
>>498362101I only know Hoshino as my wife. Must be a skill issue on your part.
This is your Head Prefect for the day
nom nom nom
>>498362152>I only know Hoshino as my wifeSo you don't know her as cool?
>>498362103I did not wait six months just to trip less than 24 hours away from my goal.
God Damn, my urge to correct Mutsuki grows with every ku and fu
Do you think Haruna would appreciate sharing snacks with me? Or do you think she would like it more if I didn't spoil my appetite so we could have a full meal together? I like snacks, like Haruna.
>>498361863There does have to be an answerYou're the retard who took it in the direction that the answer has to become the only important aspect, and the story has to culminate around the answer. that's not the case.But there does have to be an answer ultimately even if it never becomes relevant; otherwise the iconography and symbology is ultimately meaningless and inconsistent. The answer has to exist for everything to line up properly and not just be randomIts something you don't exactly get; like other video games, Yume Nikki, FNAF, Ranger Reject, Earthbound, Undertale, I don't know what examples, these are just video games, but the point is there is deep lore. The deep lore cannot ever be the main lore, it has to exist on the deeper level. The game has to work on multiple levels; a surface level reader will enjoy it in a mindless fashion without ever thinking at all, all they see is the surface and they're happy like that, and the deep lore person will look into the game and notice that there are other layers; that the story symbolizes things, that it lines up with mythological themes, that its all consistent. For the lorefag the rest of the story is there for you to piece together yourself if you put in the effort, and you realize everything is foreshadowed, and all the characters aren't actually random. You laugh to yourself that there's an actual lore reason why Juri can't cook, everything fits together.Even for surface level fags, they understand when the symbolic parts of the story are there on a guttural level even if they don't understand it at all, you don't understand it but your brain does. You want them to always feel like there are deeper levels even if they can't quite piece it together by themselves.There has to be an answer in the first place for sensei to make the choice to disregard the answer, otherwise he's rejecting nothing, and therefore there's no reason to reject it since it doesn't exist.
*geiger counter starts clicking*
>>498362317Buddy when it comes to Haruna, you are the snack.
Okay. I'm gonna build my Mina and everyone in my club will borrow her and think I'm cool.
>>498362294Well you see if I started listing down every little thing we'd be here all night. Doesn't your favorite have an endless list of qualities you find wonderful?
>>498362387You're like an english teacher who insists that the curtains being blue represents depression and a dark desire to fuck goats but it just means that the curtains are blue.
>>498362149>NO ONE talks about "muh symbology" or whateverpeople absolutely did talk about it in the beginning but that was before it became extremely apparent that the actual worldbuilding was a total afterthought. I wanna say year 3 is around the time most people stopped caring and just started treating it like flavorings
>All those bite marks on Yume's glove
>>498362387I get it, I just don't care the same way I stopped read the moment you said its something I don't get. Bitch its you who doesn't get it.
>>498362498>Doesn't your favorite have an endless list of qualities you find wonderful?The list would definitely be finite. I don't think I could literally come up with infinite unique answers that wouldn't eventually just be variations of other answers.
>>498360805>There actually has to be an answer, otherwise its all pointless>everyone loses interest in the storyGonna have to hard disagree with this one because Twin Peaks is peak. Even Japan loves it.It came back 20 years later and people watched it again.
>there are "people" who dislike rio
>>498362556Fair, but its a dead discussion all the same.
Did they really need to kill a student?
>>498362472*no one borrowed her*
>>498362642Yes, and it should've been Hoshino.
>>498362621
>>498362606You didn't learn the art of padding back in high school?
>>498362621>Rio>not playable ever>wants to kill Key>hides like a bitch>Illustrator: mx2j
>>498362642Who?
>>498362703Why does seeing my waifu cry do things to my penis?
>>498362028Made me consider wakamo
>>498362697Shut up Black Suit before I call Kuroko on your ass again.
>>498362760Rio was mx2j at his peak, though. Her illustration isn't what people complain about, it's stuff like guide Kaede or Qipao Marina
>>498362621Roombatards or e*ffags probably.
>>498362621I used to dislike Rio but after vol f I still dislike her. You apologize in person you cunt, not a god damn video call.
>>498362860and now she's never going to be the same because of him. Nexon is going to hire someone from tumblr to redraw her.
>>498362621>there are "people" who like rio
Ya if she bweehs in person I will forgive
she doesn't need to bweehI already forgave her
>>498362947I wouldn't apologize to a toaster.
Rio forgiveness status?
>>498362926SEEEXXXXOOOOOOO
>>498362958I could live with it if they got Asayuki, if nothing else he's passionate.
Rio did nothing wrong.So nothing to apologize for
>get cafe full notification>it's actually fullFUCK I SHOULDN'T HAVE IGNORED THAT HOURS AGO
Cute Yoshimi
Kaya status: Forgiven.
>>498363247retard
>>498363180>Rio did nothing wrong.she didn't finish the job and kill the roomba
>>498363180Not even Rio would agree with you.
>>498354741shut up
>>498363247HOSHINO WOULD NEVERShe is gonna LARP that her womb is barren
>>498362734But there's a point where you're just repeating yourself, no?
eimisex
>>498363247I've never gotten that notification. Even though it's turned on in the options.
>>498363302Shit, right.
>>498363321He said 500 words, I gave him 500 words.
>>498363247playing on 3 different devices (phone/tablet/emulator) has made me realize that notification is really worthless
>>498362958Eh, I don't see why they can't just use the same art just because her artist left. Might as well.
>Meta>Cutest elf>smart>pampered by Sensei>Sees Eimi tits everydayHimari won.
>>498363363hotglue
>>498363483I kneel to Himari-sama's feet.
>>498363124
>>498363483>Sees Eimi tits everydaythat's a curse though.
>>498363524imagine the smell
>>498362682at least Seia has two rotors
>>498362682powerful
Ui but with FAT backbreaking cowtits
>>498362958Hire Asayuki please Nexon
>>498363897
>>498362028Cute tiny Mika
>>498363690They smell wonderful since I wash them everyday.
Is the next banner at reset or is it a couple hours after? I can't remember
>>498363770Remove all text bubbles, remove all sfx, and remove panels 3 and 4. Fixed.
>>498363551I AM GONNAAAAAAAAA CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
>>498362734>make one point>start next paragraph with "therefore" and just reiterate the first point with slightly more build up>cotinue with "also" and just strawman a bunch>finish with "in conclusion" where you just write 80% of your slop yet again with barely any different wordingthis has worked from middle school up to college and includes my dissertationi fucking hate the worldblue archive
heh
>>498364019always 7 hours later
How would Seia react if she walked in on me and Nagisa having sex
>>498364245Thank you
>>498364019Anon.. it tells you when banners end on the current banners. It's 7 hours after rese
>>498364153Nice degree, however we're only hiring people with 37 years of work experience for this internship.
>>498364251she already knew about iteven before losing her powers
>>498363630Need Rio to force me to cum between her tits multiple times
>>498364272Nuh uh
>>498363483Why does Eimi put up with her?Is there any reason she's with the supernatural task force instead of some other club?
current JP firing drills make me wish I had my own uzawa laser
>>498364276fuck youuuu kotoriiii
>Sensei has a feet, legs and smelling hair fetishIs Sensei based?
>>498364449the first decagrammaton event literally explained that
>>498363630her forearm shouldn't bend like that, but I'm not a girl so what do I know
>>498364557I have some re-reading to do then.
>>498364449>any reason she's with the supernatural task forceRio promoted her out of Veritas
>>498364538
>>498363647>Himari gets to see Eimi's erected nipples everydayI wish I was cursed too
pit queen of kivotos
>>498364682i thought that was base hina and her l2d
>>498364251She would tell us to stop doing it in her room
>>498363958they should be even bigger!
feet queen of kivotos
>>498364112how to get key to jerk me off?
so glad I cummed to kisaki already otherwise I would be horny right now
For me it was to Rin
>>498364449Eimi was the original member of the clubHimari was leader of veritas, Rio made Himari join this club instead so they could put a stop to decagammon and his minions Eimi is too autistic to get along with anyone else
>>498364251Smug, turns around and leaves, as if she's telling you two to continue. Seia is the kindest of the Tea Party after all.
>>498364886>Eimi is too autistic to get along with anyone else>Is joined by TokiIs the supernatural task force Rio's autist dumping ground and Himari hasn't gotten the joke yet?
The comfiest wives.
>>498364981Himari is that dumb, yes.
>>498364981yes
>>498362734Nyo, that's bane of my high school and university years.>you HAVE to bring 60 A4 pages of essay about why curtains are blue and what's their meaning in your calculator program
How many BA exclusive con do JP have?other than sensei no archive (senaka) i think there is 2 more but i forgot the specific name for them
Bros I made the mistake of going into /vp/...
>>498365087how the fuck is kisaki so sexy
>>498365087>naked child>in publicAsians are real degenerates
Good morning, /bag/.
>>498365210> NakedAnd burgers have naked fat fucks in the ads and the screen.
>>498362734Gotta love 1000 word requirements forcing me to dumb down a single word that expresses what I want to say into three
>>498365302Good morning
>>498365346MUUMIT
>>498365094???This is the best /vp/ has been since it stopped being /tr/.
eat the bird
The Miyako flanderization needs to stop. She isn't a rapist or a predator, she's a good girl.
Last minute headpats!
our resetposters will FAIL
Gullible sensei...
They're dead...
pantsu
it was mei killed them
>>498365632>>498365746WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO
Millennium will commence the jigglin'.
...I wasn't paying attention. Don't forget to pat your students.
>>498365794WAKE UP
>>498365836They will go without headpats and it's all your fault.
>>498365836MY STUDENTS ALL DIED FROM LACK OF HEADPATS IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
>Mika and Nagisa landed on the floor without tea party tablewtf
>>498365559>t. Miyako
>>498365889>>498365936Oh its gonna be like that? Well I'm telling Rin you require a reminder from the Sensei of another timeline to do your job. Have fun getting in trouble!
>>498365746that was a joke, lads.
>>498354551Flatten ALL the students!
If you need an alarm to headpat your students, you've failed as a Sensei. Repent, maggot.
>>498366171This Sensei gives out only 1 headpat a day
>Nagisa shows up at my cafe suddenlyI'm noticing
>>498366171>Repent, maggot.Now I can't get the idea of Saki doing her best Hartman impression out of my head.
>>498366090
>>498366171Just use a script like everyone else.
Happy Thanksgiving /bag/.
https://may.2chan.net/b/res/1263419893.htm
>>498366343Not this time!
>>498357823They didn't. They just said it's a big school city. No explanation yet for why the students are superhuman. Sensei's summoning seems to be some sort of an isekai thing so I get that.
>>498366487
Kinda finna fuck
>>498366042>master1200Noticed.
Kiss your student
>>498366495>No explanation yet for why the students are superhumanDepends on what you mean by 'why'?They have Halos, that's the main 'why'.No idea why they have halos though, a lot of the background lore is deliberately vague.
https://youtu.be/PlHspQOoVP8
Is this pokemon shit a psyop for more Pokemon X Trainer?I'm noticing.AND WHY AM I BEING REQUIRED TO WAIT FOR 15 MINUTES, TWICE???
>>498366843i will tell youbut only if you post GookAko27
>>498359473Im concerned about my pyro stock
>Nobody is rolling for Toki tomorrowWhat went wrong?
>>498366628
>>498366843This one shows gookAko being happy with her life, which is sacrilegious.
It's the third time in a row when Hasumi visits cafe at the same time as Makoto.
>>498366994You wouldn't punch a Chise
>>498366956filler banners before the big band banner
coom in doomgood morning /bag/
>>498367041No, I would plap a Chise.
>>498367086good night
>>498366956Safety of my chips is more important.
>>498366829sounds bland, however>Titanfall meets DoomI'm sold, but I'm pretty sure it's something that will only be worthwhile for 5 hours.
student for this feel?
>>498366956Hello I'm nobody.Wish me luck.
>>498367253Ibuki
>>498366829>another zoomer tweaker movement fps
>>498367268
>>498367253
>>498367253I KNEW IT, IT WAS A PSYOP!Miyako cause she's a filthy rapist.
>>498367156but I just woke up????
>>498366956>>498366956>ASS club, gamer twins, AbydosI don't have much pyros to spend.
>>498367312it's more like a perpetual surf map, nothing but smiles all the way through except for one really shitty part
Probably the only happy birthday I will receive today.
>>498366042>>498366710Shamefur dispray
>>498366843>AND WHY AM I BEING REQUIRED TO WAIT FOR 15 MINUTES, TWICE???/vg/ has a new sticky you should read up on, it's a new antispam measure
>>498366956i already have her
>>498366956I actually sparked her back then, my worst decision to date
>>498367385>perpetual surf map
>>498367414happy birthday anon
>>498367253Pokemon will never be the same for approximately a week to half a month.
>>498367414Happy Birthday.
>>498367414Just switch between students for multiple happy birthday.
>>498367414happy day of days>>498367468go in blind and it's a lot of fun. I played their previous game so I had a vague idea of what to expect.
>>498366956bunny version spooked me and that's enough
>>498366829Sounds like "Carpenter Brut we have at home" but only the intros
>>498367414Happy Birthday anon, go listen to Shun's voiceline.
puffy kokoner
>>498367417>>498366710I didn't know that 4chan images come with "_master1200" versions
>>498365302I just want to eat snacks with Haruna...
>>498366843>click captcha>wait 15 minutes>forget>click captcha>wait another 15 minutes>forget>click captcha>wait another 15 minutes>remember>post successfulhumiliation ritual
>>498367673childs sexo?
>>498367414Should have gone 2 da church.In mine they call all the people with annis within the week up front and sing happy birthday before the end of the mass.
>>498367417>>498366710hey
>>498367828Missing the ifunny watermark.
>>498367414Happy aging, bwo
>>498367828gotta tack on the iOS filename toosomething like F7A24AFB-0DD4-4AE8-B262-89F3A676E2D1
What's the problem with "master1200" filename again?
>>498356776what build/character would your son make
>>498367652Sex with hag tits
>>498367652Shun (small)'s one is really cute
>>498368046It's the sample_ of pixiv images
>>498368046It's a downsample, dumb fox. Exactly the same as a sample in a western booru.This is why you are still unreleased.
>>498367414
>>498368180>>498368232So it's just because of a lower resolution? Wow, some of you are petty mf.
>>498368180>>498368232I think he's playing you both.
>>498368351holy fuck, so people like you do exist
wappi
>>498366078
Me sexually harassing MariYes I am balding
>>498368351how fucking new?
>>498368459https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucGR2RY3w5U
128727184891837282s.jpg
>>498368430Dude who gives a shit as long as it's not ant size (lower than 50px).
>>498368601kiki
it's all coming together... /bag/ will implode from within.
>>498368459Plappi.
>>498368375Doesn't matter. When a post has a Momoi, Ako or Seia image attached I already assume it's either trolling or a negative IQ take.
>>498367779perky nipples
what is she doing in the server room?
Comfy
>Greg tomorrowShould I max out my Makoto?
Time to annoy /bag/got by adding "sample" and "master1200" in every file while in fact it's not downsampled
>>498368717/bag/ will be coming. Inside Seia.
Kinki student when?
>>498368709that's Kisaki, you dumb fuck
>>498368848Iori can do Torment by herself, but that's maldy So yeah if you want
>>498368873>thinking this started with /bag/ and hasn't been around for over a decade
>>498368459
>>498354776I am actually in the mood to draw Ibuki lewds right now, any recommendations?
>>498368880
>>498368976naked handstand
>>498366956PowercreptFes coming soon with 2 new meta busters
>>498368930Damn, I joined late. Better late than never I guess
I'd rather complain the fact that we still have 4MB limit for images
>>498369067Jap artists still use jpeg
>>498368976You into pogeymons?
>>498369040you have a really specific taste for degeneracy.
>Nobody is rolling for Nagisa tomorrowWhat went wrong?
>>498369184I already have her
>>498369110I don't understand the Ibuki Typhlosion meme.
>>498369184am very poor need to save for the meta banners
/bag/ has been more obnoxious than usual lately.
when
>>498369110>degenerate pokemon fucking doujins were nearly canonShould've done it
>>498369067Jpeg is goodMp3 is enoughStop falling for muh lossless slopLess is more
>>498369260Never
>>498369110Why are people so confident that the girl is a child?
>>498369354
>>498369294QRD on this? is it related to the leaks or whatever?
>>498369337
How can you say you love Nagisa when you aren't even willing to drink her specially brewed tea
>>498369184if I pull for her then I won't have anything left for S.Shiroko, and I'm tired of being the only person in my PVP bracket who doesn't have her
>>498369430it like 5 PIXELS of areola. shut up.
>>498369450...I'm sorry
>>498369526sshiroko is not just good for pvp, she's pretty invaluable in raids too
am i pulling for ako or nagisa if i already have NYFuuka
>>498368717By this point /bag/ can only implode if we collab with retarded shits like, I dunno, a battle harem.> 15 minutes wait FOR THE 3RD TIME.MOTHERFUCKER.
>>498369632if you don't pull ako you are bricked
Playable mobs doko?Please John Nexon...
>>498369067I don't need unnecessarily massive images taking up space on my hard drive. Big enough to fill the screen is good enough for my purposes
>>498369632ako and it's not even remotely close
>>498369212Apparently GameFreak has secret lore stashed in their offices that got leaked which one features Typhlosion raping and impregnating a kid in the mountainsIbuki posting with it is just because she's a child
>>498369603All the more reason to skip Toki and Nagi. As much as I'd like to read their momos
I want to be a teacher for real...
>>498369560I dunno anon, I got banned even when I censored them with Sensei's face so...
>>498369656unblock 4chan cookies
>>498369067AV1 codec support when?
>>498369632Ako 100%
>>498369715both their momos are pretty damn bad btoki's momos are much better
>>498369632Ako, both for meta and for sex
>>498369580
>>498353961Typhlosion would fuck this.
>>498369184You should get 120 shards for pulling in return banners IMO.
>>498369637Pretty sure I remember seeing one 100 bond Yukari.
>>498369709while this is insane, it is sort of logical that in the world of Pokemon at least one person would fuck their pokeyman or the other way around.Blue Archive.
>>498369637>reach 100>don't post on xeeter>wife loses out on a noomber on this thinly veiled popularity chart
>>498369637
>>498369981It's stupid anyway, the only one with the hard data would be Nexon themselves.
>>498369406Was literally stated to be a girl stupid.
>>498369184Already ue50.
>>498369637I find it surprising that there isn't at least one b100 hanae
>>498369184Imagine being a Nagilet.Couldn't be me.
>>498369354but she tried to bomb me.
>>498370134>hiding pyroxhmmmm
>>498370134>170Repent
>>498369981It's okay Kotoribro I'm sure someone likes her
>>498370134>170 unread momoscringe
>>498370042All 4 were from pity after they saw Midori wasn't in that 100 bond chart from the livestream.
>>498370134Damn you don't even have any pyros
does this still work? time to find out
y-your rolling toki... r-right?
>>498370282I rolled her already.I will still buy pakeji.... For Kirara.
>>498369637>5 zoos>6 sazoosWHO THE FUCK
>>498369637this is for all of the faggots who posted their 100s, across all servers, yes?so out of all the starter students, the ones that don't have 100s (counting even the alts) are:KotoriSumireChinatsuHanaePinachinatsu is the biggest surpriselooking pretty grim for pinabros
>>498370042Too little, too late.I suppose Midoritards tried to compensate but green momoi will never live down being exposed on stream.
DON'T BITE IT'S BAIT TO POST MORE MIDORIonly post the superior twin
>>498370338>our sumirefag is going to be the first 100 bond sumire globallyWack
why is Azusa so grumpy? i bet when she was born, she came out doing that stupid face
wahh wahh wahh
>limited students without any events
>>498370434
>>498370360bet
>>498370134>170 unread momos>unfinished jfd or pvp>hidden pyros
>>498370338> Pina> PinabroSome students are just fated to have no fan.
>>498370434no one asked you why you were born with such a stupid face either and yet here we are
>>498370360Ok.
>>498370282I already did roll last year, I just need your bunny suit
>>498370065Just read it, why does it feel like it's written for female audience?
For some reason, I like the one I did on the magma last thread, so I decided to resume it and I realized that I fucked up the actual file itself, being a full image rather than a clip file for layer management. At first, I was just removing bits of the background and I got lazy and said fuck it, throw it black ink on the whole fucking picture layer. Oddly enough, it works. I guess happy accidents occur sometimes.
Stop liking evil women.
>new anti-spam measuresWHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING MOOT ?
>>498370498kissable face
>>498370662boobies
>>498367164Why is Hina even friends with Ako?
sexy seia
>le gatekeeping..... GOODwhy are you like this bag?
>>498370282Why aren't' people using her on Red Set? Wasn't she an AA unit?
>gookakofag getting caught in the filter constantly
>>498370692well its fucking working. Scatschizo has vanished form the face of the earth.
>the only blue AoE specials are eroha and baka akanefuck, greg is going to be pretty rough
>>498370857Borrow Nutsuki she can solo the whole thing pretty much.
Scatschizo status?
>>498370662The strongest horny person in Kivotos vs. the weakest horny person in Wonderland...
>>498370857it's not like you'll be dealing with tormentjust use new york brat or even shanako
>>498370696Bet if I were the one posting shit like this, the mods would have already sent me to the 3 day vacation.This isn't fair.
>>498370857>rough
>>498370471babzoos
Dead and buried.
>>498371020Some Mika and Hoshino images just remind me of the schizos they used to be attached to...
>>498370659>12 year old girl gets her head bashed in>gets impregnated and has a half pkmn childWhich student in BA would be into this again?
Gookakos are peaceful people.But really I got banned for posting Shanhajing children, so maybe mods are off the rocker.
>>498371005I am figuring on the next difficulty they are gonna up the field attack debuff to 99.999%.Doubt the devs intended for people to be bruteforcing this with strikers.
>>498370839DHina is unironically more useful than her even there
>>498371170Ok but hear me out. Ako is fat. All hags are fat. Why is that?
>>498370838
>>498371147Koharu has spicier books.
>>498369212Here's the story that was among the leaks.
>>498371245The great wall of china failed to keep people out. STFU CONFUCIUS YOU LOST!
>>498371170We hate children here (we like grown women)
>>498354551The version we got is the most in character. Ui seems like the sort to not have anything in her wardrobe other than her stinky hoodie.Her having a girly sundress, sun hats and taking the time to braid her hair is just very implausible. It is very inline with her character to just put on a swimsuit she was given because she doesn't own anything beach appropriate and just tie her hair in a ponytail.
>>498371342Second that.
>>498371193AoE options for Blue are shit. Release more Blue Special AoE with good mood first.>>498371230> Ako is Fat> Get fat tits and fat asses.> Amazing sex and titjob> Her fat fuck tits slapping me in the faceWhat's the downside supposed to be again?
>>498370692>shithead hasn't posted for 3 daysIts working so keep it that way. Maybe they should do this shit for every board.
>>498369975>this is insane
Mika is a femme fatale
>>498371407SHES FAT!
>>498371314Hot.
>>498370857Yeah, it's bullshit, 3 extremes for me.
>>498371441
>>498371490
So many playable characters and yet only a tiny portion of them get used.I wish they would do something to balance the gameplay at some point, if only to make other characters actually viable somewhat.
>>498371442The things she does to please.She's just a little tease.
Maki
>>498371637What are you going to do to her?
>>498371593
>>498371490Why are you like this
>>498371718maki's tiny ass fitting in my hand
>>498371314i don't get it
There are too many students whose names starts with Shi and ends with ko
>>498370969>>498371005>>498370885Isn't nutsuki team gigawhale material because kayocunt can't survive vibe check otherwise? 3* Mine survivability is also kinda lacking.
>>498371593>Zoos preferred the Slaking revenge rape storyTypical edgetardery. Once Arius always Arius.
>>498371612They tried with JFD and people still end up seething because they have to raise non-meta students
>>498371441happy sex with happy saki happy saki sex source?
>>498371871They were owed that revenge. The ending is unfortunate though.
>>498371918great artist https://twitter.com/Sushispin_/media
>finally get to pull for Nagi-chan after playing for more than half a yearcan't wait for tmr
We get it, women like smuts (with wild animals). Enough with the leak already.
All the day 1s are gone...
>>498372103unlike toki who nobody cares about
>>498372179still here
>>498372125>womenMost of them are men fucking pkmn.>>498372179Still here bwo.
>>498371941>rape correction
>>498367414Happy Birthday sensei, go hear Hiyori's line if you have her.
>okay but have you heard of that Typhlo-I CAST TESTICULAR TORSION
>>498371314>plagues video will now age like fine wineThey knew indeed professor.
>>498372315Fuck you bitch you shot me.
>>498371230Ako being a fat fuck would make me like her though, that's not allowed.
>>498371864Honestly having 3* Mine at this point is your own problem to work aroundYou can opt for a 27.4m clear with sHanako + sHoshino instead however for the Kayoko excuse
>>498370839dHina has 100% bonus explosive damage from her regular skills and a decent mood
>>498372315bro it's only been a day or twoand we're still not through with all of the supposed leaks
>>498372471Good luck keeping shosh alive.
>>498372496Patiently waiting for the Alola stuff.
>>498372542listen buddy if your students are dying for INS Blue that's your fault for not managing your healing properly because JP got away with it just fineThis isn't Torment
pvp wasn't that interesting today but the one two three deletion was nice (Iori died on the way to her third EX shot because Nagisa)
>>498372542shosh is also used on all red greg clears so that's a non issue
>>498372496I CAST MEND BUTTHOLE
>>498372179Login check
>>498372462>no bra>no erect nipplesBAKA
All the day 2s are gone..
>>498371245trvth nvke
>>498371147Can't wait for doujins.
>your student>your total daily login count
>>498372629>3 tanksI'm taking your soul card away from you
>>498370659The writer of those is female I believe
>>498372827anon, sumire isn't a tank
>>498372792seiamaybe once a month
>>498372827>front attacker, tank, tank, middle attackeryou're a retard
i think i broke my key onahole by fucking her too hard her halo hasn't stopped fuzzing
>>498370784Is she? Based on their interactions I figured Hina only sees Ako as a coworker.
>>498372884>>498372919ok 2.5 tanks then
>>498372932Just take it back to the manufacturer.
>>498372968fair enough
>>498369406I think its simply because the slaking story specified it was a woman while the typhlosion one used girl. Yes, people are dumb.
>>498372968no I'm going to call you a faggot instead
>>498372906anon no... come back...
Seia is being announced on the next stream trust me
>>498370841BITCH IVE BEEN BUSY >>498370842at what cost ...>>498371414i don't really give a damn if he's here or not, he's pretty much nonexistent to me
I don't want to go to work
>>498371147ibuki
>>498372792seiaall of them
WHY IS SENSEI LIKE THIShttps://x.com/jipa42760710/status/1845749598771355703
Do with this what you like. It's Leonat's latest Ibuki pregnancy doujin https://mega.nz/folder/0Etm3BLA#tZk4l935N6jtZ7mHxWwYLQYou should buy it https://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ01239483.htmlhuge filesizes. Pic related is compressed but original resolution
>pregnancy
>>498372061yep, i'm putting this artist in the list of artists i want to study
>>498372992i will make do with my aris hole
How come Sumire gets tanking capabilities while Michiru just fucking dies?
>>498373161I believe you
>>498373328>>498373329>time travel
>>498373370because Michiru is a fraud at what she does and Sumire isn't
>>498373370Gains.
>>498373370michiru is a nerd, but even worse than that she's a youtuber
>>498373420seia truly only arrives after the EoS...
>>498373161>>498373601trueᓀ‸ᓂ
>come back to /bag/ from browsing /vp/ for possibly ZA news>more of the typlosion storyazoos.png
I'm doing my part.
>>498373657no you aren't
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Seia. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Seia as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go an hour without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.
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>>498373370Bag, blue armour instead of red. 2300 defense with the best armour type with a conditional defense buff on top of that is quite a lot.Michiru's supposed to be more of a damage character I think considering her crit skills, but I'm pretty sure Sumire does more damage anyways with her giant AOE.
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>>498373827 SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>498373654What a stupid year this had been for bideo games.I hope for 2024 to end even faster now.
>>498373827I said this
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>>498373905So? Next year will be even worse.
So you guys heard of the peroro story?
>>498373237fucking NICE
>>498373827as a responsible sensei, I will do this but only after marriage (playable implementation and also recruited into schale)
>>498373979proofs?
>>498374049I saw it my dreams.
>>498373979scramble vice will be out next year though
>>498373979> Even worseI don't see how it can be worse.Concord, Justice Leakoutofmyanus, AssCreed Nigger, KV, and now this.The only thing that could make next year worse is Seia release.
>>498373868Mitcher has more damage potential than Sumire.
>>498374118Concord was great though, peak comedy
>>498373979i'll get dynasty warriors origins next year so its better already.
Peroro fucked me and now I'm pregnant with a half hippo
>>498374118better*
>>498373827typlosion paws typed this post
>>498373979> Even worseI don't see how it can be better.Concord, Justice Leakoutofmyanus, AssCreed Nigger, KV, and now this.The only thing that could make next year good is Seia release.
>>498374118As a chaos chad this year has been hilarious. A true comedy.
>>498374198Stop calling your baby fat.You fat fuck.
there's no way the pokemon stories are real
>>498374198Hifumi...
>>498373237Alright, went through it.This is his best work yet. Quite amazing.She gets pregnant TWICE
what killed the hype?
I can't beat air man
>>498374301They always had these weird little lore stories, having ones that went bit too far and got rejected is reasonable enough
>>498374118Don't forget the PS5Pro pricing. What a day.>Sony still trying to kill physical media You vill own nothing
>>498373318I can almost see it..
>>498373370Michiru is DPS, Sumire is "okay jack of all trades"
>>498374317Haven't read it yet, she got preggart while being preggart?
>Equipment grind beginsAh fuck, this sucks
I got distracted, what lewd Ibuki art you wanted again?
>>498374538Everyone's talking about getting Ibuki pregnant and the whole Pokemon mess, do with that as you will.
natsu naked
>>498374364see what?
>>498374647>>498374647>>498374647
Mine
>>498374535She gets pregnant, gives birth, then demands to get pregnant again.
>>498374538>>498369040
kansha
>>498369637>50 Mikassugoi... based prime character
