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Need a Lulu maid to sexually harass
remember to have protected sex, and never with homos
Swain.
Reminder that Syndra deserves a peaceful and relaxed life with you in her floating mcmansion.
>>498397645against BLG they trolled their draft game one and threw game three at baron because they thought that BLG didn't have TP
>>498398049they "threw" vs blg because they were too insecure about their own teamfighting and teamsynergy
remember to have unprotected sex with your lawfully married wife
>>498397886don't worry all I have to do is say no homo and it'll be fine
Stay positive /lolg/!
>>498397886SO HOW IS LIFE WITH AIDS?
>>498398629wouldnt know, im not a nigger or gay
>sees my adCocka cat is fine too
Darius is actually an awful champion and entirely reliant on playing against other immobile melees
>>498398938*reliant on having flash and ghost up
>play Illaoi>AI plays the game for youlol!
I hope everyone's doing well. I think I'm gonna try to get into League lore. Does anyone know anything about it? I have a few questions, like, is everything in the universe website? Is there a starting point?
>>498399276Um, I think the easiest way to go about it is look at the LoR wiki and just keep clicking on names and shit lol but ofc always start with one champ which eventually leads to other champs in the region and then other stuff etc.
>>498399276>league lore>after they scraped and tarnished everything ten times lol
>>498399276>I think I'm gonna try to get into League loreFucking don't. Riot doesn't care anymore. They retcon anything they want on a whim, even their own lore they just wrote a few months prior. It is genuinely not worth your time or thought.That said, if you have any specific questions go ahead and ask.
>>498399516I don't know even the first thing about it. I'm not even saying I'll completely commit to it, but I'm curious enough to give it a go.>>498399364The LoR wiki specifically? Weird. The champion suggestion seems nice, though. I'll probably look into Naafiri or some other Darkin - they seem interesting enough.
>2 losses in a row because of retarded team mates (mid and top) Cool, going for the 3rd and derank! >>498399276There is none. They just make shit up as they go, there used to be a semi-consistent lore, but they threw it all out of the window. See the teemo update for a clear example of what I mean.
It's a new day to bully ADChuds !
there is the small menu that pops up when you click an entity. does anyone know what the name of that menu is?is it possible to bind that menu to a key?
i hate toplaners sometimes
wow i love gacha
>>498398629Prep exists
>>498398938>hey guys let's make a champ that stat checks 90% of the roster but explodes after getting kited for 3 secondssilver players still think he's overpowered because they force losing fightsand then they get angry when you don't follow up and lose a 2v4 with themlmaowhat a dogshit community
>>498398484Can I get a kiss from Lux
>>498400143see also: Briar
Yeah.I'm pretty fucking good and heckin honorable at this shitty game.
Quickplay time.
>>498399276The best starting point is to just read about your favorite characters on the website. Apparently next year they will be introducing seasonal content that will be connected to the lore so maybe just wait for that if you want something concrete. I actually really like the lore so I’m kind of excited for it
>>498400030I'm absolutely convinced they added 100,000 of these shitass icons to the pool just to drastically increase the odds of not getting something actually valuable.
jankos is going to SK and theyre building the team around him, he gets equal say to coaches in roster. potential perkz top
>>498398938he is designed to lanerape tanks and turn them into an active hinderance for their team in teamfights kind of like how sett can turn your toplaner into deadweight then literally beat you over the head with said deadweightvery good for pubstomping low elo
>>498400889>grampa teamcould be kino
>>498399885whats up with rakans face here
zeri cute
>>498401067He was drawn by a faggot
they will have to relax vangy once microsoft clamps down on their apis
>>498399989>signup to play a game through with 9 other people>ragequit 3 minutes in and leave the other 9 behind>sign up to play the most isolated role>bitch and moan over how isolated it iswhy do they do this
>>498400741>>498400741if you quit a lobby before you get all honors, they will show up in next game buddy
How is Zyra a real champion?>Dodge Lux Q>Nothing happens>Dodge Zyra E>Get assaulted by multiple plant machine guns
>>498400741gj sis
It's up.
>>498401569All me
>>498401556Thanks for reminding me I need to get that free chest heh heh.
>>498401569sett GODS
Briar won
>>498401569I used to ban sett every game regardless of everythingoccasionally somebody would hover sett and you would not believe how much salt that caused and the amount of griefing that happened once the game went through lolI stopped banning sett once they nerfed morde qss though unfortunately
>>498401067Took too much inspo from Hermes
>jhin>fucking nidalee>brand>fucking maokai>le-fucking-bitch blonc>FUCKING AKSHAN>miss fortuneWhy do I see these fucking champions EVERY.GODDAMN.ARAM.There's no fucking way this is random unless there's some cabal of lowlives who artificially make it so their account only has these champs unlocked somehow?
>>498401569>tfw no Sett bf with anger issues
>>498401926>unless there's some cabal of lowlives who artificially make it so their account only has these champs unlocked somehowheheheh
>>498401890why are his fingers red
>>498401569
qiqiqiqi doko?
>>498402182Holy fucking shit Settfags have the weakest mental? I would have thought Zed and Irelia for sure would be higher.
It's up (this time with an actual link)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHLeD_B4V7Q
>>498402245I miss HIM so much bros...
>>498402295My fucking god look at the Leno on this guy holy elephantitis batman what the fuck?
>>498399832Sorry, I got into a game. I'll check that Teemo story out. I think I was gonna ask whether or not there were multiple timelines or altogether just how far-reaching it is (if there's different universes and so on or if it's a more grounded setting), but that's been answered more or less by the retcon thing you've mentioned. And then I was also curious at how the stories are written in general. Are the characters' stories written from that same characters' point of view? And lastly, are there any storylines, or even one major big overlying storyline? As in, should I maybe read x before y because y would theoretically come later in said storyline?
>>498401569>sett players build botrk stridebreaker against champs that can statcheck them and have no reason to run>quit when they get gaped>voli players build full damage navori vs anything>quit when they get gaped>zed>irelia>tristana>darius>gragas>all used to laneraping and quit when wins aren't handed to them on a platter
you know how sticky it gets
/lolg/ is so SOVLESS now without HIM
licking swainfujos sweaty armpits after a quickplay sessionhnnnnnnnnnnnngggggg
>>498402260they self-insert as chad but when an actual chad bans their champ their inner 'jak comes out
>>498397926Syndra should have the hairiest asshole imaginable. Like never seen a razor hairy. Tropical jungle hairy. Braid it like a beard hairy.
Female characters that canonically do anal?
>>498401785no one cares about a has been tranny
>>498402182SETT GODS I KNEEL
>>498402596I presume the entirety of Ixtal.
>>498402568she passed away after seeing the pinned post and reactions in /lolg/. a young life ended so tragically because of you. that was someone's daughter, sister etc... are you happy now?
>>498402596Vayne
>>498402596There is the chart.
>>498402592eh, she doesn't strike me as the type to get too much ass hair naturally. Do asian women get that much? I rip out my own ass hair because it's unsanitary, annoying, and using a razer gives you ingrowns and razor burn. Never understood why people made such a big deal out of it, doesn't hurt. Wish my gf would.
>>498402596someone here have that tierlist saved
Can't wait for CHOVYGOD to put shaker in his place
>498402779>498402568he's still trying
poppy supp still broken as shit despite the "nerfs"
>>498402568Verification unironically made me browse 5x more and play more league, very comfy
>>498403041Alright i will play kindred today
>>498400168*kissu*
>>498402596Lulu
You now remember a time where Riven was one of the top waifus, but now lolg could go through several threads without even mentioning her once. What happened?
>>498403148obviously. the nerfs didnt touch anything. like 10 less damage on e? wow big deal when her e>q does 1200 damage. and who tf cares about passive cd?
>>498401569>7/8 of these are AD champswhy are ADfags so disloyal to the team?
Thoughts on a potential /lolg/ movie night?
>>498403602if it's not gay porn then count me in
>>498403374>What happened?Shit skins/lolg/ is also gay as fuck
man back in the day you could play online games and actually make friendspeople used to be mostly nice, but now it's full of shitheads that get mad over nothing
>>498403374idk man she used to be the only one with a slut skin and not anymore? XD
>>498403602Oh yes I would love that, I was thinking of streaming Arcane for lolg when it comes out next month or so.I think someone wanted to watch Fifty Shades with me months ago so I gave an inv and put it up and waited but they didn't join.But yes movies are good.
>>498403374She's a bland personality with zero defining features only ubiquitous because she was so popular, and now she is outmoded and niche. She has less appeal than Quinn. LoR and Awaken at least gave her some muscles and Furiosa makeup, to make her not a literal ai generated generic short hair girl. Compare this to ahri, qiyana, yordles, jinx, lux (see, similar situation but very popular still), etc. You gotta be popular or interesting, Riven is neither anymore.>OMG but did you read this one short story on Riot Universe!!!1!!!
>>498403374Riven also used to be a champ that got a ton of play. Similar story with Katarina and same reason why they are both irrelevent - they are too hard to play for too little value nowadays.And because noone plays them anymore noone talks about them.
>>498403602I'd be up for it.
>>498403758>Quinn mentionReminder she lost a game against a bird LOL.
>>498403374she used to be THE slutnow eveyrone is a slut so no one cares about the blandest slut
>>498403678/mute all and only respond with emotes !
>>498403041The hairier the better.
>>498403758>>498403906Samefag but seriously they need to remake quinn into a white-girl-gone-feral kind of scout, like a civilized person halfway through turning into nidalee. I'm talking sweaty fog in the splash, visible pit hair, the works. 100% commit to scout that lives in the woods pretty much permanently and just bathes in random rivers.
>>498403442As an ADC main I can tell you that after a while you just learn what the wincons are by instinct and if your team doesn't fucking understand it. I'm not saying ADCs are the wincon, I'm saying teams that don't play FOR the wincon aren't teams worth playing with.If I'm a 6/1 Ezreal with a full tower of plate gold on me and the team isn't fucking pushing for dragons, voids/heralds, or rallying to do anything then the game is just going to be lost if they get a shutdown on me. Why should I play a 28 minute horror film loss? I'd rather just preserve my 6/1 score and farm fucking wolves once every 3mins.
That's it? That's my punishment for saying nigger in aram??????? LOL who cares about ranked this is an aram account
nice essay nerd
>>498403374Also Riven is not a thing anymore because there are champs with even more bloated kits now that players need to master, compare them to Rivens kit and she seems easier to play.This game and their players have come a long way to understand the game so all the complaints against her from season 2 is nothing compared to the shit they have to deal with now.Katarina was also the "it" girl in league, she even had her dancing gif when people bought RP off the store back then, she's nothing now and noone is really that scared of her anymore nor does she tend to hard carry anything anymore.
>open lol website>logged in>click anything>page refreshes and im logged out>type my shit in>CONFIRM EMAILyou can smell jeet coding from half the globe awaythe stench of curry diarrhea is unmistaken
>>498404416kek
feels nice doing this with the shittiest champ in the game
>>498401569Lamb specifically has an autistically specific win condition in a lot of games that requires team coordination lane priority and invasions so I understand her, the rest seem like the usual piss baby champs whose players are all disgusting people who should be flogged irl. Sett could be up there because autofilll? Most of my setts are chill.
>>498404554gz king
I love Lissandra!
>>498404629
>>498404554Most autistic player in this general desu.
>>498404554Actual high elo and not boosted 0 lp masters like si17wp
>>498403374no, I started playing this game when Ahri was already the top waifu, I don't dislike Riven though
>>498404875but does lols dead clear teamdisparity?
>>498404554Singed is not the shittiest champ...
>>498404554This isn’t smolder
Why do middle easteners and turks AFK so much?
>>498405165who is then?
demoted to silver 1 so hopefully that takes away the boost. got some advice that sticks so now we fucking climbttv dumbdigger.my irelia is peaking. my third eye is open, im operating the champ really well.
So is Kai'sa the top waifu now?
>>498405434always has been
>>498405125Yeah because teamdis is the type of guy who would try to force himself to follow his stinky spell despite the raylis slow and he'd die a humiliating death causing him alt+f4 and then review/blogpost it and then break his mouse because people will call him an idiot.
>>498405397what advice did you get?
>>498405397No audio. Mayday mayday. No. Audio.
>>498405393irelia
>>498404554>217 lpso how does lp work in high elo? once you reach 1000 you move up a division?
>>498405165he really is
>>498405393Renata
>>498405434>teammate facechecks enemy jungle bush and gets deleted>nami wave hits me at max range because I was stupidly trying to peel for him>kaisa teleports to me from off screen with a shield bigger than her health bar before instakilling meYeah i hate this champ
>>498405765you're fighting a 5/0 akali 3 levels and 40 cs down
>aram has a challenge to execute to outer turret before 10minu>team rages as fuck because you go executehuh?
Yone!
>>498405765>0/5 vs 5/0>3 level differenceIf anything, Singed should win against Akali most of the timeThis is unironically a skill issue
>>498405953who gives a fuck about some shitty challenge bullshit. you a pussy for executing no matter what
>>498405868what's the matter anon? don't you like the marksman mage assassain who is viable every season because of her giant ass?
on that note how does a melee champ even lane against akali?
>>498405397its like watching a different player. you are playing extremely disciplined, i have trouble believing im watching the same player
>>498406103uh oh
Okay, I'm kinda done with playing volatile champs that can't solo carry in this meta. Retarded niggers on your team expect you to do everything by yourself without any kind of pressure on their lanes or rotation. What's an ungabunga champ that I can play to climb? Preferably a tank/bruiser, even better if he heals like a retard (kayn/ww).I used to play Udyr before the shit rework, is he still good as an AD/Tank? The only Udyrs I've seen were AP and they all sucked ass.
is there any use for champion shards? we dont need them for mastery levels anymore right?
>>498407156nono
>>498407113play Bel'Veth and build Stridebreaker > Cleaver > Sterak's
>>498407156You wouldnt just GRIND UP a shard of your league wife, right anon?
>>498407113Finish building Profane........
Just bought this skin.>what am i in for?
>>498407661Getting raped by monsters
>>498407613Why?The damage output is the same and it puts me in a deficit of 2k that I could use to build more useful items. It's literally just an early game farm/late game heal.
>>498405953Nobody really cares, you'll just get a few question mark pings doing it. Just tell people too, don't be autistic. Ryze, and TF are amazing picks for this. >>498406103t. Not an ARAM God
>>498407661this skin never felt like it suited vayne. it's very fashion over function for something that's supposed to be a grim world-saving skinline for a workaholic autist
>>498407984I'm the anon who's been telling you to do it all those other times, too. At this point I'm just doing it for the meme, though, honestly............But finish building it anyway. It'll help your clear and it's an extra source of burst damage (the active specifically) when going for a OS build, which you do alot imo given the frequent opportunity/volt purchases.
>>498407661>skin drops>craft>play with it>go back to project
>>498405765WAAAAAHHH SINGED DIFFICULT BEC. ME HAVE TO UHHHH.... ROIGHTCLICK ! UHHHHH!!! EVERY1 KNOWS RIGHTCLICKING WITH 4000 HP AND 200 ARMOR 99999 MS WHILE DEALING 99999 AOE DAMAGE+ AOE RYLAI PERMASLOW + PERMA LLANDRY PASSIVE = VERY DIFFICULT WAAAAHHHH BUFF SINGED WAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
>>498408352Project Vayne was ahead of its time. First skin I ever bought.
>>498408069I think the whole thigh-high thing is the worst part of it. She should be wearing a skin tight latex suit with the outer white sentinel uniform making an asymmetrical pattern / silhouette. She wears a full body suit because lots of monsters etc may have bodily hazards like corrosive spit or acidic bile, so it makes sense to be fully covered. That, and the short hair. Gross. Let her keep the long ponytail.HOWEVER...it looks great in game and the cape helps to hide a lot of the skin's flaws.
>>498407223I'll give it a shot. I'm playing udyr again and holy shit they gutted his kit. He feels so bad to play and he looks ugly to boot too. >>498408175>I'm the anon who'sI know, it's just kinda funny seeing you argue for an item that's basically the same shit but 2x more expensive.>it's an extra source of burst damageSee, that's my reasoning as to why I don't build the hydra. The damage is the exact same shit. You already get the burst from the tiamat.
>>498404294It increases each time.This then 14 day ban then permanent.
>>498406332Toplane or midlane?most topbabies can just run her down, or outscale her.In midlane unlesss you pick the few melee champs that do good against her you take the L lil niggah!
>>498408496btw, when plaing Bel'Veth you should raptors > invade or 3 camp > gank every game
What the fuck were they thinking
>>498404294It's a permanent stacking set of penalties. So no, this "isn't all you get", your account will forever have this stain on it so if you do it again the penalty will get worse and worse.The way I see it, an account is basically dead and permanently fucked if you get a single ding to your honor level or if your account gets any kind of penalty on it. You could have a 10 year old account and get hit and then be placed into loser's island queue for the next 7 months because you said fag once over the course of 119 months.
nigger jungler straight up inted ekkos first kill in the most "should be banned" kind of way possible.Im playing the best ive ever played in my life ttv dumbdigger
>>498408918200 years
>>498405434If you think about it Kai'sa really is just the updated version of Riven with an identity in a girl fantasy kind of way completely divorced from gameplay.
>>498408496Tiamat doesn't do nearly as much, though, does it? Either way, it doesn't matter all that much. I think it's cool how you've thought about it this much, if anything. I also kinda' neglected your original question, too, so, uh... as a fellow Rengar player, try out Gwen. In a weird way, she plays a little similarly. Auto reset on E, burst damage if you've got a full Q charge, etc, but you've also got more options with your W and your R being more skill-based. She's also AP, so it'll be a nice change of pace from AD items. Don't buy into the Riftmaker meme, though - just go for Nashors' first every time and then Rabadon or Shadowflame or Zhonya's or whatever else.
>>498406332I really, REALLY like tiamat item against her but it really is a bitch and a half to lane against her.
>>498403374Name one personality trait riven hasEven other boring champs like Irelia or Kaisa at least have racism or slight moe
>>498402182I literally invented the irelia afk rate. kill yourselves. all 11% of that is fucking me
>>498409525>Name one personality trait riven hasHer PHAT ass
NA Flex queue vg edition - Add Seraphine is 17 #NA1 in ~15min
>>498409681Name one LoL champ without a fat ass.
>>498409693teamdisparity clears you
>>498409749yummer
>>498409525Guilt over her war crimes and fucking over Yas. Is that still relevant?
>>498409749Ahri
>498409693why are you so desperate for attention? does maqe not give you enough
>>498409752dilate
>>498409752Cringe. I'm D2, elite play in a time where people in GM are struggling to climb.>>498409871vg doesn't want freelo i guess...? also no he doesn't
>>498409791Wrong
>riot matchmaking shits in my mouth, giving me 30% - even as support>sleep>wake up>riot's ass is still on my mouth>master yi jungler, senna mid that doesnt know dick about senna>25%
>>498409830Yasuo and Riven's characters were entirely deleted by shitty short stories, Riven has nothing to be guilty about really and Yasuo is LITERALLY the FORGIVEN in EVERY WAY. I hope they deleted those stories since I last cared in season 9.
>>498410015>playing with boosted apeNo thanks
>>498410045sorry yuumiposter you are about 10 minutes too late
>>498410015I don't associate with people that have victim complex.
>>498408918They nerfed this btw.
I thought new split already started?
>>498409749Brand. He lost that shit in the fire. Pray for him
>>498410116>>498410294I don't have a victim complex and i'm not boosted...? You're all just jealous of the way i'm playing the game while crying about how doing damage to champions isn't enough for you to climb
>>498409195You are missing the point. I don't want similar. I'm tired of trying my fucking ass out, I'm tired of constantly having to worry about stacks and calculating whether that shield or flash is going to ruin my kill, I'm fucking tired of having mentally deficient children as teammates that expect you to do everything yourself as a 1500hp assassin just because you have 3 kills. I just want to be like a warwick or a kayn that can die 4 times in a row and still manage to delete and duel half my team with ignite on thrown on them. I want to ungabunga like I used to with udyr and the lantern back in season 4 before I quit. But even champs like him are not sacred anymore.
>498410537how does it feel to know no one likes you here? and yet you continue to waste your time for crumbs of affection on a video game lol
>>498410537It's been documented for over a year that you in fact pay for boosts, who are you lying to, yourself or newfags?
>>498410793happens. aurae does the same
what killed league?
>>498410679Gwen can still do all of those things. I mentioned her being similar as a way of saying that she'll be easier to pick up and "master" because some of the core concepts for Rengar can carry over to her. If you just want something busted that can do exactly what you described, though, you could try Viego or Xin. I think both of those have strong comeback potential and also just steamroll lots of stuff.
>ex riot devs paying league players to shill their game
League really needs a woman with no sex appeal. Not in the gay liberal way, in the watamote girlfailure kind of way where they're a nasty degen faggot with a shit body but acts like ahri regardless. Annoying in the way that is actually annoying, not a pick me girl kind of "annoying."What Vex should have been.
>>498407661it's a pretty good skin, especially with chromashave fun with it
>>498410936i guarantee if a woman with that exact design was made she would have more people lusting after her than the average female champion
>>498410936>we need a character with no appeal!>wtf why is her pickrate so low?
>>498410936>League really needs a woman with no sex appeal.illaoi already exists
>>498407661The problem with this skin is that it looks like the prestige version of the skin, not the base.
>>498410936taliyahjquinnvexshyvana
>>498408930I've been sent to honor 3 and grinded my way back to 5 like four times nowI don't say slurs anymore though bc I'm not a teenager
>>498410936this but make it a male champ instead and an adc so the adc playerbase has a champ they can relate to.
>>498411158>>498411171i find all of these very attractive thoughbeitever
>>498410931and you think other companies dont have shills astroturfing with their defamatory marketing campaigns? >>498411159welcome back. where is my >aurora>size difference>dominatrixplease?I know it's going to turn up like absolute trash. Just post it so I can compare it with my experiments please. Fuck the haters
you're drunk lolg go to sleep
soon ™
>>498410936Quinn. She's a smelly bird lady who only posts or talks about Valor. She'll share stupid stories that she thinks are interesting but no one cares about her weirdo pet.
>>498411295We already have twitch
>>498411342because you are a gooner
>>498410294please substantiate your claim. cite incidents and interpretations.>t. accused of having a victim complex by others with a victim complex
>>498410905One tricking and catering to them and balancing around esports
>>498408918is it even good? I never see people build it
>>498397663>reinstall league>"this time i will tryhard for real!">jungler does something stupid>run it down and uninstallmust have repeated this 10x times by nowin the past i used to be very tolerant of teammates mistakes and looked down on those who gave up too easily, now i get "turned off" no matter how winnable the game could bemaybe it's just brainrot after years of playing exclusively solo toplane and becoming disconnected to cooperating with other peoplethe addition of voidgrubs also does not help, as it gives junglers yet another excuse/timewaste to justify ignoring toplane
>>498410905it isn't dead though
>>498408627>unlesss you pick the few melee champs that do good against her you take the L lil niggah!oh....
>>498411551>because you are a [LEAGUE PLAYER]yeah?
>>498411927it's so dead that it's giving me serious dead internet vibes. I can offer proof, albeit anecdotal
>>498409376tiamat to push wave and roam?
>>498412065Show us your "proof"
DOTA 2, I DIDN'T HEAR NO BELL
Just woke up...Good morning lolg, i love you guys <3
>>498412065at most it's dying in the west
Hey guys, a reminder that G2 talked shit all year and didn't even make Knockouts... FUCKING FLYQUEST DID AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
>>498409693I'm surprised lolg doesn't do more flex with each other
heimer arcane inspired cinematic relasedtwitters first reaction...cancel heimer and call him a racist abuseri cant fucking take this shit anymorei fucking hate tehse fucking mnetally ill 12-14 year old little shits who have only watched arcane and never interacted with league before . they always idolize fucking mentally ill cahracters and bad guys but the moment an character which isnt conventinally attractive he is the worst guy of all time
>>498412407Have you seen how they get during 4fun games without the lp risk?
>>498409681Lolshes not even in the running
>>498411962Who you're playing btw maybe i can help a bit.
>>498410936no one wants to bang illaoi because they have shit taste
How do you beat nilah in lane
>>498412767i like illaoi
>>498399276arcane is canon now just go watch that
>>498412767>no oneI'm sure there has to be a subset of lesbians who do. There's lesbians that like the masc/butch type of women. It's why they like Vi (forma de Arcane) and why yurifag/lesbian fanartists tend to make Leo the more muscular of the LeoDia ship
>>498412767I would fuck any vagina if I had the chance
>>498413004would you let her break your pelvis?
>>498412974You need a support with hands, and be aware of her 3 and 6 power spike. Poke her out levels 1-2, you'll crash the wave and she'll have a little bit of a fighting chance, but ideally keep pressuring her and don't let her get the E R set up.If your support or you are passive it's gg, that's Nilahs lane.
WAVIN' THAT SWORD WHEN THE PEN WON'T MISS
>>498413079definitely
>>498413064>LeoDia shipLeona has to be muscular by default dude. How the fuck else are you meant to carry a full set of armour alongside a fuckhuge sword and a greatshield?
Look.I'm gonna be the realist I've ever been with anyone ever and I'm putting it out on the internet right now.>i want vayne to be my wife Okay.No, I'm not a fucking cuck. I'm not a fucking gooner. I'm not a fucking sleezebag piece of shit HUR DUR I HOPE SHE DONE HAS A BIG OL' BUSH AND FARTS IN MY MOUTH AND IS ALL SWEATY HAHAH I WATCH PORN 24/7 LMAO type of faggotI just want her to be my wife.She comes home, maybe tired as absolute fuck, needs a massage, not sexual, maybe she got raped by monsters, maybe not. I don't give a fuck. She washes her hair in the shower then wants a nice hot tub experience. I'm not a fucking foot fag but I rub her feet and I'm just fucking there for her and she confides in me.Sorry I want an emotional connection to a jobber bitch. >that is all, resume your shitposting>gif semi related
>welp he is part of the council he is at fault for not helping zaun he is evilplease tell me how would heimer help if he was unnaware of the issues>urmmm he should have been aware he is part of the council!yes true but also the council has other members which never broad up the issues in zaun if they mentioned them maybe heimer would have known>WELP IT STILL HIS FAULT! becaue ... I SAID SO , OK?this is how the conversation goeslike the guy is just in his lab doing inventions and science and occasionally votes on stuffhis biggest fault is being unaware of the issues in zaun BUT there are also other council members with the same amount of power which were FULLY AWARE of the issues in zaun LIEK FULLY AWARE AND LEFT THE PROBLEM FESTER, and people act like heimer is at faultlike whaaaat????no one ever mentions the other council members they always put all the blame on heimerits so fucking stupid and bull shitin the last episode of season 1 we see him immideatly go to zaun and seeing the issues face first and his first reaction is to help and solve them. and these people act like heimer is somehow irredeemably evil and adolf hitler but a goblin. fucked up man its really fucked up how they treat heimer
>>498412717I want to try qiyana
>>498413501forgot to >>498412509reply to this posti am pissed off at the 13 year olds trying to cancel heimer and gaslighting others lying about how evil heimer actually isi.e. he isnt evil at all
>>498399276>Is there a starting point?Just pick any champ you're the most interested in then branch out from there by looking into other champs related to that champ's lore or whatever plot point/detail is brought up in it. You might be shit out of luck when it comes to certain events like the in-client VN type ones though. I know at least for Spirit Blossom there's been people who uploaded all the individual champion routes, branching dialogue paths are up on the wiki, and someone recreated the VN to be playable without the client.
>>498413372I KNEEL
fag.
>>498399276Binge watch Necrit.
>>498413496
>>498413841Ill join if the audio is fixed.
>>498411159Is this the new Single mom Sona skin?
>>498413496you sound like a cuck
>win 11
>>498412158to use it when she W's. you'll always be fighting near a wave so hitting minions can get some chip damage in and the active can show you where she is while damaging her
>>498413064There's nothing wrong with muscular women, Illaoi is unattractive for other reasons.
>>498399741https://wiki.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/new league wikiread the character profiles and story from an cahracter you like
>no honors for doinb ryze hackppl be openly sinophobic these days
>>498413841>grocery store simulatorlike just go out.....just... move out and there are grocery stores you can go to and shop....
>>498399741Keep in mind that Legends of Runeterra isn't really canon to league, it's an Extended Universe with its own separate canon.
>>498413946i just have mic off is all
>>498413841stream still going?
>>498414074that's really smart
>>498413380Realistically she would be muscular and I have no problem with people drawing her that but but this is a video game with a fantasy setting. It doesn't have to make sense.
>>498413552Akali is pretty cancer for herYou need to poke her, you need to know her Q range and bait it, and you need to always use everything to dodge her EIf she wastes a Q you can get a decent trade because of the energy cost.If she hits E you dieIf you do dodge an E you can all in A good akali will always beat an equally good qiyana though you need to be way way better to win itor just beg for ganks
>>498414016You sound like someone who doesn't know how to read.
Soraka! My cute wife!>>498399276Don't. The lore is dead. Mind you there wasn't very little of it in the first place, but Riot killed that for their new bullshit. THEN they killed it again. No point in getting into now.
>>498413793i don't know why she's not more popular
>xerath with clarity on aram>never autos>tell him to auto minions for mana>OMG I DONT ASK FOR ADVICE YOU TOXIC KID MUTEDlol
>>498399276Just go back and read the journal of Justice. Ah. Comfy.
>>498413496relax firestorm
>>498413841This image has to be bait.
>>498412308a fair counterargument>>498412179thank you. a) lolg streams all have tiny viewership despite the thread's popularityb) small-fry streams on twitch that are genuinely entertaining never grow and retain relatively static viewership numbers. Both a) and b) can be rationally argued against, ie dedicated fanbase, people being nice or people hating individual streamer, etcc) sponsored-content streams, naturally, retain higher numbers for varying reasons (refer to the talent agency that coincidentally has many of the big-name "content creators") despite the content being both static and staled) viewer bots are a thing and have been for ~10 years e) often see the same players get queued against or with each other despite not being in a party. So often and across so many elos that it's hots-like.f) the viewer numbers for events and these larger streams imply a large, diverse player-base that simply does not appear to exist in the real (virtual) world, that is to say, the game itself when you or I playg) the current venue for the current pro games event is disproportionately smaller than the perceived popularity of the game when looking at metrics like viewership numbers and internet posts across different social media outletsf) number of followers for many streamers are wildly out of proportion to number of average viewers, ie someone with 2k followers struggles to break 25 viewers at any given timeg) the playerbase is saturated with undesirables across almost every elo tier - trolls, bots, players based in other regions, etc which contradicts the entire premise of a pyramid-shaped competitive ladderh) the observable slowdown in new content being developed (skins, champions) being hidden by lazy attempts at refreshing what is otherwise stale or didnt need adjusting in the first place (3 splits, wildcard balance passes, etc)
>>498415025I get that ARAM is about the most chill game mode you can play outside of "VS Bots" but holy SHIT there's some absolute dirtass people out there who seem to have played since literally 2010 and 14 years later still don't understand basic shit.>xerath autos grant mana>ashe needs to auto a few times to use q, and also gets assist credit if she reveals people with eIt's just shit like this that has been around 5ever yet people still don't understand this shit.
>when a champion that you damaged within 3 seconds dies, gain...jesus christ, what esl retard writes these descriptions?
>>498415397
>>498413880No, I don't like his voice, how he looks and more importantly his video style.>>498413770I don't really care so much for the in-game event stuff, I don't think. Maybe I'll go back and check out the Soul Fighter stuff, but none of the other events really interested me that much. Thanks for the advice, though.>>498414834I know it's supposedly pretty bad, but I just wanna give it a look and find out for myself just how bad it is.>>498415036Didn't know about this and it actually looks really interesting. Thanks!
Name the champs
hahaha what the fuck is this
>>498415527qiyana,lux,vayne,ahri.and hm....
>>498415595>haha see>there's no icon>beacause he is r a dehmon>get it>haha what a silly billy>that thing in the upper left taking up 25% of the pic?>its...just a rune>lmao
>>498415242i dont give a shit if people choose to be badbut being so unhinged and thin skinned is just silly
>>498416002I guess you're right.The pain comes not from being ignorant, it comes from being unable to realize your ignorance. It's exhausting.
Erm... no one wants freelo?
>>498415527Ahri (front)Vayne (back right)Qiyana (back middle)Lux (Back left)3 Neekos
reminder that Nami is warm
>>498415527Who would Pendy be?
>>498411381Yeah my generation really went to shit when using an relative who like aurora, they were all genuine garbage. don't really wanna spend forever on this lmao. I want to so soraka.
>>498416179fun fact: buying 2 jungle or support items/team pushes bounties away drastically so they will only activate when you are already down 6-7k gold or something
>>498416370just dont lose
>>498416065sometimes i wonder how many murders are prevented because retards can just scream at randoms online instead of strangling their granny or straight up an heroing
>>498416515you are giving too much agency into the hands of your teammates and trusting them to not go 0-5 on lane(not going to happen consistently)
ruuun white bois penny just discovered how to bypass the 15 min cd
>>498416326Is she ok?
>>498416363i appreciate your effort. It's not bad compared to the horrors ive generated with those kinds of prompts. It's actually pretty good when one disregards the desired central target for image generation. I really oughta go back to trying to get my comfyui to work with amd It was a trap to begin with because the current state of stable diffusion has a hard time with producing a full body while maintaining an acceptable attention to things like details and accuracy. Thanks again for playing
>>498415182I was in agurin's stream and he started a poll and only like 100 people participated, then he redid the poll asking his viewers to participate and he managed to gather 300 votes over allI don't think this is lol specific tho
i need your strongest aphelios memes/edits
>have one good game>support adds youWhat to do?
What went wrong?and why did everyone see it coming?
>>498416519>or straight up an heroingeasy pic related
>>498417004Go for it?
>>498414798would I also need to run tear to keep up with her doran's shield + regen?
>>498416363one more thing. try the autismmix sdxl instead model(s). It's based off of pony but I've found it to be more "accurate"
I hope lolg is doing good today! How have your games been?
>>498416987
its so disgusting how unplayable irelia is the last 2 patches. actual dogshit grief pick. i cant even win when smurfing in fucking platinum as last season master 200 lp
>>498417083CORRELATION DOES NOT EQUAL CAUSATIONha
>>498417004Ignore, I feel like after every single good match in ranked my ADC tries to add me but I never respond.
>>498416179>losing team honored each other more than the winning team
>>498416957it's not. It's a phenomena of dead internet theory because I guess the world is still oblivious to things like bots despite twitter's boss spelling it out for the idiots to see not all that long ago.
>>498417438did you learn any other new words today at school timmy?
>>498417004i block themthese people are like elo vampires and will discard you as soon as you don't perform like you're boosting them
>>498417243No just run pom
>>498417451i've added the few exemplary random supports I've had, successfully, but they never randomly invite me when they are online. In fact, none of them randomly invite me despite the good feels we had in-game. I joined one for a game recently but it was for aram. /spit>>498417693i recently had a game with a support named TIMMAY!!! had me rolling in lobby and whats more is he was actually pretty good at the role!
>>498417801FrI just want a loyal lolg i can serve at their every command
>>498411414Hey "RUNE TERRA" anons; everyone looking forward to Arcane season 2, and the blood sports arena; (oh wait, isn't that just league of legends)?>Thus do the Valkyrie bring the worthy to Valhalla.... where in Odin's hall they spend every day in battle..... and are brought mead and drink to feast at the end of the daily battles......List of names of OdinBǫðgæðir Battle promoter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeugH8Wnp8c
In the chaotic battlegrounds of League of Legends, where toxicity often runs rampant and insults fly like arrows, a simple yet profound phrase—"trans rights are human rights"—can emerge as a beacon of truth, disarming hostility with its undeniable power. This statement transcends the digital vitriol, cutting through the noise and reminding players of our shared humanity, regardless of gender identity. It challenges the entrenched hatred that festers in the shadows of online gaming, offering a moment of reflection that can shift the tone of the conversation. I am heartened to see such vital tenets being taught in Hogwarts' Defense Against the Dark Arts, where students learn not only to combat dark forces but to wield words as instruments of change. In a world that can often feel divided, this lesson serves as a crucial reminder that kindness and inclusivity can be our greatest weapons against the darkness of ignorance and bigotry, fostering a more compassionate community both in-game and beyond.
>Another pool party Miss Fortune.They should stop giving me MF skins, or atleast give me different ones instead of stuff I already got.
>kill the rest of their team 1v4>seraphine and renata miss both of their ults point blank on the sion that's ending and we lose anywayim going back to playing yuumi this is gay
>>498418168You should stop playing Z*ra.
>>498418113are you me? no of course you arent because you are being completely disingenuous. Makes me sad and makes you happy.
>>498417347So-so, thanks for asking! I've won my last three and now I think I'm gonna call it a day, though, which makes it a net gain day overall, which I'm pretty happy with. How'd yours go?
>>498418245I only did it for the chest >>498401665.
>>498418113>I just want a loyal lolggood luck with that
>>498418335That's FIVE games of Zyra. It's worse than I thought, I'm dispatching agents to your location.
>>498418301I do not know what u meant by that but Id open my mouth wide for u ngl
does quickplay have mirrors like blind did
I treat my lolg like shit and she does not leave
>>498418479yes
>>498418479yea
>>498418306Nice! I just woke up and gonna eat soon heheHave a nice rest of ur day
>>498418527>she
>>498418479ye
>>498418527>sheWtf howAre you a chad, can i be ur girl too
>>498418479Ye
>play in iron 3>my opponent unironically hits 9cs per min and carries the game>as fucking ZeriWhy is this shit allowed? When are they gonna hit the smurfs?There's literally nothing my shit team could do with Nidalee top and me as Israel
Would you take a bullet for your support?
>>498418431I thought it was gonna be only 3 games but I had to do 4, I don't know why I didn't get C because my kda was ok but I think a loss means I don't get graded for a chest? Refraining from playing her now because she got kinda boring.
>>498418479m-m-maybe? XP
>>49841734725% winrate. Even in the support role for several consecutive games.
>>498418530>>498418553>>498418571>>498418592>>498418637>>498418692ah cheers thanks for the answer
>open zaned stream>new account>open dantes stream>new account>open any league stream>unranked-X rank push new accgame is so fucking dead it's unreal, all of those accounts are botted too
>>498418439but you did lie tho
>>498419098How did i lie...
Why do I have better games in unranked than I do in ranked
>>498419404it's the current trend, basically quickplay/norms swapped place with rankedeveryone escaped into ranked cause of stacks which caused people to first try and play "for fun" in rankedall that is left in quickplay/norms is just tryhard stacks which make your games way harder and challenging than ranked games below top 1% MMR
>>498419404Because you get that random diamond player rolling in your normals and carrying you or your enemies are meme building or something idk.
>>498418621Hope your meal tasted good and hope your day goes well too, then!
>>498418996it's always like that except during end of spliteven worse this split because of the harsh climb in eme+
>>498419821Thanks! :3
>>498420036I think that's partially why supports take heal thesedays because a lot of the adcs wont really.
best bruisers/selfhealers/tanks to just auto the enemy to death? im tired of using my brainany role works btw
Previously: tilt proofcurrently: niggered into turning mic on by this ww. ill probably turn it off again. god fuckign damn junglers are the single handedly worst pieces of shit on the fuckign planet
>>498418350rape
SHE IS HERE
>>498420036>be soraka>hit river plant>team steals all the fruit to heal up 5 crumbs worth of hp>instead of letting me have it so I can heal us all 3x the amount>mfw
>>498419912cool it with the anti semitism
>>498420194Warwick, Viego, Trundle, Kench.
>>498420180Nah supports take heal because it does 15.5% more healing with revitalize and more later with items, procs helia, other supp item procs, and lines up with their gameplay focus on healing and stimming teammates.
>>498418880i would burn flash AND E to make sure my cait ulted teammate dies if it was playing s*raphine.
>>498420439Ok barrier boy.
>>498418306ngl i lost a lot of interest in you after learning you are a brown skin
Woke up feeling cute and submissiveChamps for this feel ?
Rate the teamcomp
>>498420582Sex
>>498420579Literally me... Maybe lulu?
>>498419602
>>498420574Not that it matters, but I'm not though
this game is so bad hahahahahaahaall the items champs runes and players and game modebalanced around bots and played by them!
>>498420574why were you thirsting after a man posting anime images in the first place
>>498420582cancer would dodge
*Yawn*Wow another match I had no agency over because Riot decided to give me a 0-10 "ADC" malz and a Xerath who left at lvl 8No wonder this game is dying.
why was that harmless post deleted kek
enough of this game im movin on to gacha gaming now
>>498421014which gacha, bro
>>498420582lulu's harem/10
>>498421014ZZZ is genuinely great and a really enjoyable game, been playing it over League a lot lately
>>498421014BA?
>>498418880If they're worth it. >>498420036That's one grumpy Raka.
>>498420921anti semitism is not welcome on /lolg/
>>498421094tft
>>498420710Yordles ? Ew...
>>4984200369/10 would get drunk with and get slapped by
https://x.com/SugarJelly66/status/1845881037920112645https://x.com/SugarJelly66/status/1845871014917320955How do we feel about Jelly's new League content?
ekko players...
you can tell fags only play this game to get attention from other people
>>498421341Sorry...ur rightIm feeling like akali and rly cute rnHow about u?
>>498421402>j*llyUsed goods, I am all about dabs and steelie now.
>>498421402wait thats jelly's twitter?
>>498421402omg finland!!!
>>498421458Opening wide for u both my mouth and second mouthI love akali, nerf poppy
>>498421548Usually it would be Lux but I want to try something else
>>498420472why do you hate seraphine mains so much
>498421402you're a tranny and you paid a woman to make that video so people can think that's you.
>>498421941Cute, I so want to hug you rn
>>498420886Look, I want to like this guy's stuff. But he's a disgusting shipper, so fuck him.
>498422106what video
>>498407223She felt absolutely horrid to play lol Went on a blind and barely dealt 2k damage over the course of 16 minutes. Don't know how people play her, she just so anaemic and feeble when she goes on 1v1s. Good mobility to escape everything though, everything else was shit.
>>498416745she's very ok, thanks for asking
>>498422106whoops fucked up the reply, meant for >>498421402
>>498420886>they even included all the newer champsnice. happy birthday, league
>>498421946the champ radiates obnoxiousness. its voicelines, kit and design are all extremely annoying. it also really doesn't help that some of the most repulsive retarded ghouls in the entire game play the champ.
>>498420886I really don’t like these faces.
>>498421402>Something went wrong>Something went wrong>Something went wrong>Hmm...it seems that page doesn't existWhy do people still link twitter on the year of our Lord 2024?
>>498417397as it should be? irelia needs to be reworked, it's a failed champ design
>>498417397she is getting gigabuffed
>>498422106i don't think the intent of whoever linked that was to make people believe they were a woman.. in fact, i think the fact that interracial pornography was linked was the entire point of the post.
>beats the shit of NA>beats the shit out of his son fakerchovy actually winning worlds this year it's so free
>498422338their verification video in their profile.
>>498422219awww thanks anon youre so sweet <3
>>498422410She is? She's looking a little Hot.
the only based ir porn is black shemale on white male#renataistransqueen
Annie bellyAnnie culo
>>498422763>+10% AD ratio on QIts a nice buff but wont fix the fundamental issue with the champIf Riot refuse to give her a minirework and just want to stick with numbers changes they might as well give her back +5MS.
>>498417049Nothing went wrong, he is my favorite.
>>498422919hehe <3
>>498423053
>>498423202what's the fundamental issue
>>498422106always love to see this cope
>>498422992she's kinda pissed because you took the red fish
I'm unable to enjoy the game I only think about grinding and getting better
>with each patch i want to play less and lessi want to turn into krieg from bordelands and give phreak and everyone in the balance team an axe wound the fact that i have to insta dodge a mage support player otherwise it would be a guaranteed loss makes me want to do unimaginable things to phreak that can only be described as horrifying i want to bathe in his blood
>>498423460You’ve hit the peak. This is it. Playing and not enjoying the game. That’s the normal part.
>>498423460When I think like this I flash in place upon arriving to lane and flash mastery, keeps me real.
me and my lux support
>>498423441She can still visit. She just needs to come home every now and again.
>>498423353The fundamental issueis that shes a lightweight fighter that gets outscaled by every dedicated duelist in side lane and outteamfighted by every tank top laner.All of her power budget is in her passive which polarizes her matchups to insane degrees.This is how it works top lane:Does your champ have the lvl 1 threat to all in and zone irelia from the wave ?If Yes, trough careful wave management and matchup knowledge you absolutely dominate the lane and there is nothing the irelia can do about it.If No, you get bullied and denied existence anywhere near a minion wave.
>>498423657You're outside the mission area go home 15me and my Sona support?
Champ main for this feel?
>>498423819we'll find another way to lure her
>>498424045draven
>>498405713the 300 players with the highest elo get rank challengerthe next 700 get grandmasterthe rest are just masterthe rank is updated once everyday at nighttime
Nidalee's spear hitbox is so fucked.
How do i bag a lolg thatd be willing to piss in my mouth?>>498424045Ap shaco boxmaxxing
>>498424073Well, we need someone to watch her while we're gone. Just watch out. She likes to collect pretty things now.
>>498418880
>>498424610BRAUUUUM!
>>498424580why did they replace this with gay ass hearthbound axe that feels like shit to build
>1 person gets caught>this means everyone now goes in 1 by 1 trying to trade an ever shittier trade....zzzzz
>>498424045zed
Played three games today. In the first I omega giga stomped my opponent and fell half asleep after minute five. In the second I got counterpicked on every single role and could only do something every five minutes when my Flash was up. In the third the lane was pretty even until I got ganked by jungle and support four times, after which the game was over because the rest of the map was losing.
What are we thinking G2 sisters?
>>498424610same energy
Another 3 games to go, rise and grind, etc.
>>498425779>used to mock people who had a million mastery on a champ and still stuck in silver>im almost at 1 mill mastery withMorg and my peak is platKekkekeekekeekekekeke
>>498425608>Yikegood riddance>Mikyxhe's kinda shaky sometimes but not sure who's better desu
>>498424581I know, she brought me PS5 before
my massive loss streak continues unabated.Up to and including playing as support for 5 times in a row.The universe is telling me to stop playing but I don't seem to listen. On the other hand, this seems like evidence against forced 50. The absurdity of it all; this game really does break people.
>>498425893I had over 800k exp on Soraka and my peak was Silver.>Couldn't waterboard that outta meYeah.
>>498424580I've got your stinger rigjt here >:))))
>>498426119I have no shame in admitting my failures.
>>498426191Same. But still, try 2 grind high before the milly.
so honors dont mean jack shit now?i get to give 4 every game, just click all teammates and fuck off to next game
>>498426301Haven’t played ranked in like 4 months but I suppose I shall try.
>>498426065How did she get a PS5?!
Which league ladies would tie you up then torture you?
>>498426553For real. It HAS to be max 2, this is just fucking stupid.>>498420036How tf am I warned for this when I've seen Lulu's wet pussy and spread asshole rim like 20 times today
Id play seraphine support but im scared i would miss my abilities and disappoint my adc
>>498426687I don't know - didn't have time to ask since you guys kidnapped her.
>>498425893mastery is just one of those stats that are not a reliable indicator of skill. Just play and you get mastery. Simple as.I shall "never forget" this 931 mastery xhin zhao
>>498426934I do that intentionally to make them mad at me, it feels good you should give it a try
>>498417397are you first picking her top or what? so unplayable matchups for her top
Are there any secret fun soraka builds or do i just have to build moonstone every game
>>498426553everyone gets the victorious skins as long as they "participate"everyone gets more honor progression and is the "mpv" as long as they "participate"as jungle the only thing you have to do is full clear and youre set for success as laners as long as you cs you will scalein rank as long as you play you will eventually climb
>>498427034
Sona main naked dogeza.
mmmm lulu pussay..
>Ksante is supposed to be a monster hunter>Toplaner instead of jungler>Doesn't have any cool armor at allI am still pissed.
>>498427360Would you eat her out before every game for better supporting?
the game would instantly improve if toplaners were forced to play bruiser and mid was forced to play mage
>nu-masteryi'm still pissed at the mastery rework
>>498427498>>498424521>>498421356I need to cum really quick...
my history is so red at this point that it looks like im purposefully tanking my elo but im already at rock bottom and have been for a while so jokes on you riot ha ha haat this point im going to be the first person to prove that singularities actually exist
>>498427730Save ur cum like that one anon who did it for 3 months.
>>498427336GOD
>>498427146Glacial Augment, Cash Back, Magical Footwear, Approach VelocitySecondry runes can be whatever you want.Make sure to get Crystal Scepter and Iceborn Gauntlet. Upgrade E first. Slow EVERYONE all the time. >>498427008It's not kidnapping!
>>498427730Can u catbox it for me
>>498425893>1.5 mil Mastery on my one trick>"touch grass" is thrown at me in 50% of my matches>some just go straight to insults before the minions hitWhy do they always get so angry at a number? ;_;
>>498428169I could...
>>498428169how about i mail it to you?
>>498428216I can’t respond because I was one of them.
>>498425779Based. Can I interest you in reuniting the Kinkou?
>>498428219I wanna see your ropes... >.<>>498428224Mail what...?
>>498428216petty people will divert blame or redirect anguish at any opportunity possible and most people appear to be petty or otherwise fit into this generalization
>>498428467you gotta pay the troll toll and all that
chat, is this good?
>>498428589Stop teasing me and just show me ur cum!
>>498428779I have not cum there is no cum yet
>>498428674I'm pretty sure this is bugged. I'm #1 in quite a few challenges that I can't possibly be in, too. picrel
@lyra You're seething Vouivre won, she has all of discord simping for her, including tazmir, she even got boosted by Hibiki in ranked. You lost.
Fuck this, I'm tired of taking care of retarded nigger babies in my ranked games. I'm ragequeuing a tank support and doing my own shit.
>>498428407I only like Shen, he's my favourite Ionian and probably the most mentally stable man (and swole) in that island.
>>498428824Cum!!!!!
>>498429116do your thang kween
>>498429232no
>>498429142True facts.
Which league ladies are doms
>>498429642*touch kali while she's sleeping*
>>498428145yes it is! but don't worry, I have a plan
>>498429268...y no cum... :(
I spend all day NEETing away playing league watching vtubers and masturbating to questionable cartoons I love my life
>>498425914if they drop Mikyx for Vulcan it'd be huge. I'm pretty convinced now that LCS is dwindling from 10 to 8 to 6 teams and the salaries continue to dwindle we're gonna see the best NA players go to EU, especially the French Canadians who could find success in LFL or even KCorp
>>481813786I really miss him...
>>498430242Get a rope and join him,
>>498430135>NA players going to EUnot in a million fucking years mutt hahahahaha
>>498429930you have to make it cum anon
>>498429713Why wait for her to go to bed when any time will do?
>>498430115w pedo
If I pick zoe support in ranked and build warmogs will you be mad at me
>>498430115Better not be hololive you sexy beast
>>498430115vtuber watchers are the losers among losers
>>498430569How...
goodnight lolg
>>498429713I'll pass.
>>498431256Its almost 2pm thoughever
>>498430135theres no money in eu to pay na players
>>498431315She tried to kill her new step mom
caps didn't make it to worlds 2021, year 22 to 24 he didn't make it out of groupshes in G2 this whole time despite this, somehow G2 is regarded as T1's rivaland Caps is regarded as the West's last hopeAll of this just because he won MSI in 2019How delusional are these people?
>>498431796name a better player than caps in the west
>>498431873How about get promising players from ERLs and stop cockriding this washed up fuck from 5 years ago?
>>498431963name an erl player better than caps
I swear I have seen G2 winning LEC then flop in worlds and change half of the team for the last 10 years just change CRAPS already
>>498432061topi lantto
How much have you guys spent in coaching sessions this year?
>>498431873Currently? Maybe Inspired but playing Mid lane is prerequisite to the title of 'best player in the world/west/east/league'
>>498429057vv is boosting me
>>498431489Qiqi>Kinkou student>ghost girl>AkaliI should add Yuffie to the bottom part.
>>498432061caps was getting raw dogged by humanoidandG2 vs BDS Game 1: G2 get a 1.7k gold lead (G2 Lost)G2 vs BDS Game 2: BDS get a 7.5k gold lead (G2 Won)G2 vs BDS Game 3: BDS get a 3.7k gold lead (G2 Won)G2 vs BDS Game 4: BDS get a 5.6k gold lead (G2 Won)G2 vs FNC Game 1: FNC get a 4.9k gold lead (G2 Won)G2 vs FNC Game 2: FNC get a 6.1k gold lead (G2 Won)G2 vs FNC Game 3: FNC get a 8k gold lead (G2 Won)So are we going to stop pretending caps and G2 is hands diffing everyone in their region?They aren't and if they can't how do they hope to not get diffed by Elk or Chovy?Adam for example is way more promising in lane than BBHumanoid also lane diffs Caps
>>498432351>>498430570>>498429759still trying to rub one out
>>498432339>subhumanoid better than anyone
>>498432270good joke
>>498432339>subhumanoidthis nigger cannot be serious
>>498432424Are you cumming soon?
Now that Riots "woke" phase is ending they should give us a proper brown goddess
>D3 with a 53% WR last split>To Plat with a negative WRI'm pretty sure I didn't get worse over a week or three
>>498432498i'm paying her
I understand the appeal of this retard even if she isn't my favourite character.
>>498432516not at this rate
to be honest I don't understand how anyone can have hope for western esports after G2 crashed and burned in 2019legit felt like they were on another level compared to all the other western teams and then they still got 3-0d in finalsI kind of checked out after they lost, I don't really follow esports anymore except during worlds
This Vi needs to be lobotomized
>>498432612zased and true
>>498432717>>498432270kys
>>498432869whoever taught you to speak english needs to be put down like a sick dog idk
Lyra needs a husband
>>498433360get a job old man
>>498433315lol
We love her.
Zaunite masturbating my twp into the toilet!
>>498422673no it is not. its the best design. if you are gonna complain about "counterpicks" to ur little adc or mage character then find a nother game. league was built on counterpicks. i cry about malphite daily
How do I start having fun with this game again?
>>498433621pick smolder or teemo. even if you lose, you can find enjoyment in the fact that you made the enemy team unhappy.
>>498433367im trying my hardest for her
>>498433621duoing
>>498433315Seethe, L*ra
>>498433560what's twp?
>>498433621Erping with your fellow lolg cuties
>>498433740Make sure you only let her use the internet with supervision and if she posts mean comments online she gets punished
>>498433740It's not worth it, she will burn you like she did to everyone else.
>>498434028I would kill people to be able to smell her bra..
>>498433812tiny white penis
>NA wakes up>thread goes into full on faggotry mode
>>498433812the white paradisesearch up cocaine bear 2023 for more information
>brands EWell that’s cancer. I forgot about that.
>>498434172what's the new arc? we need new main characters
I'm going to bed early tonight - I feel tired.Good night /lolg/.
>>498434747Why...???
>>498434641Sleep well anon!
>>498434747Death to all coomer retards.
What's your skincare routine lolg?
>>498434023I agree. That would be a good system for her.>>498434172We have made up since then. I think we are stronger now because of this.
>>498434585Lyra's most recent public enemy list.
>>498435218context? is this tranny drama?btw i am Jorry The Hotdog
>>498399276Most of League's lore is separated into 3 categories:>BiographyThe origin of the characters>Color StoriesShort stories that give you an idea of how the champions interact with the world and its people>Side ContentThis is the comic books, cinematics, music videos, the Arcane show, books, etc.League has a lot of lore, there's a lot of good stories in that lore, there's also a lot of connections/plot lines to follow. League follows the classic Marvel/DC Comics formula: Make interesting characters, take real world locations and tweak them to be fantastical, and just churn out content of all sorts until something sticks. Like classic comic books, there's a wealth of great stuff to read or watch, because League has been fully corrupted by real world politics or agendas... yet. Things like "Representation" weren't a priority, though that may be changing with a few of the new champions which seem to be pandering to minority groups. So you don't really have to worry about League's older stuff preaching to you, though I don't know if their newer stuff will go full DEI. Anyway if you like comedy: try Kled and Mundo's color stories. If you like horror try all the Fiddlestick content or stuff from the Shadow Isles/Bilgewater. Noxus has TONS of great stories, while Demacia is a bit lacking comparatively. Try the League of Legends Map: https://map.leagueoflegends.com/en_USIt hasn't been updated in a few years, but you can use this to learn a lot about the world, where things are, and location details. It's a good start.
Zaunite is blacked
I cannot tell who's posting what anymore
Qrd on zaunite?
>>498435505lesbian that craves bbc
>>498435505Kodaka fangirl female homosexual that exclusively plays botlane and is a cliquefag
>>498435612>lesbianDoes she scissor with z(l)yra or something
>>498435719>>498435505>>498435612what are you people even talking about
Uhmmm you aren't a real Kodaka fan if you aren't playing Tribe Nine sorry....
>>498435879vg drama as per usual
>>498435879get online i wanna play norms with you
>>498435920I have yet to play danganronpa, is it good?
How do I get better at teamfighting as an ADC? Aram? Arena?
>>498435979nah sorry i was heading to bed i am sleepy and deathly sick (mild cold and fever)add my main (ignore the last 30 matches i was playing for fun to grind ranked awards) https://u.gg/lol/profile/eun1/jorry%20the%20hotdog-1707/overview
>>498436040The first one is pretty fucking bad but is necessary for the other two, which are better.V3 is divisive but the best in the series by a long shot.
>>498436040Yes
im a stink slut
>>498436316>>498436334Ill give it a shot, thx!
>>498436098by playing a lot and keeping stuff like enemy threat ranges in mind. what abilities u need to dodge. how to use your summoners. how much damage you can deal in burst etc etc
>>498435939oh ok
>>498435505just a fat bitter carpet muncher
>>498435336The Marvel/DC comparison really helps - somehow I didn't even make the connection. I didn't get the chance to read reworked Teemo's story today after all, but I'll read it and Kled and Mundo's stories tomorrow, then, assuming they're not too long. Thank you for the rundown and good night again!
>>498436360No, you just smell bad. Take a bath.
7Ralsa ->Taliyah autist, but can play other champs at a bronze level. You want this guy playing Taliyah, or else he's 4funnning your /vg/ vs /vg/ games.Artizan ->High tier player top laner, if you have him on your team - you basically won top lane. If he plays any other role, he's plat at best. Masters tier player but washed up as fuck.Brainlet ->If you get this guy on your team, he will try like it's a ranked game. More knowledable about the game than most of /lolg/ despite his IGN.Dandy Yordle ->Probably a furry, only seen recently to play Gnar. Pretty fucking good at Gnar - you can expect him to win his lane.Hebrewbaccas ->Someone you want to have on your team. His mental is solid, and has hands. Regarded as a diskek, but has not played the game seriously despite being an oldgen.ImThem ->Veteran player of /vg/ vs /vg/, has risen out from the woodworks to fuck around with oldgens and newgens alike. Nicknamed the "King of Tranny Discord" by aliri. Will sweat his balls off if he has Tabby on his team.Marchen ->Decent player, not bad to have on your team. Can hold his own against "high elo" players.Not Fun Ruiner - This guy is a special one; most likely will feed and shitpost while doing so. In order to win with this one, you need to mind control him with pings otherwise he is a headless chicken.PiratesZ ->MGTOW type of player except instead of women, he disregards his team. Does not give a single fuck about grouping until he is farmed up or fed. You will likely see this guy in the side lane or farming camps. Once he fucks up your base, you can expect him to deathball with his teammates.Polonium ->Newgen player, last seen in /vg/ vs /vg/ playing Vladimir and 1v9 piss smurfing by getting a Quadrakill at the end. You want this guy on your team.
how do I become a name or end up on some list?
>>498436595edate lyra
>Lunar eclipse Attrox and a Hwei champ shardEh.
>>498436595Join the clique
>>498433621Play tanks/bruisers.The most retarded shit ever.
>>498436931Nothing like sweating your balls off all day for a champ shard.
>>498437173It was 1 skin + champ shard in a chest so it's fine.
>>498437173I sweat my balls off in aram and get nothing... :(
sona breastmilk
>>498437404Abandon that shit and play quickplay.Aram is for getting an S on a champ and then playing 4 games of quickplay to get a C and free shit.
>>498437570Ig it is time to transition from aram only to quickplay... sigh
>hover champ>teammate bans it anywaysI know I wouldn't be justified but this shit makes me wanna run it down so bad.
>>498437924that's when you lock in the yuumers
how did they make it so all the items are bad and all the champs?
>>498438067Removed frozen mallet and then removed everfrost. Game company deserves to get flayed.
>>498437570quickplay games can go 40 minutes long arams rarely go past 25
>have a tournament in your own region>with your own format>lose>cry about itG2 would have won worlds with a different format 100% for sure my guy
>>498434172This is honestly pathetic.
>>498438238Which zed are you talking about?
Sorry bros, league is actually terribly boring these days...
>>498438264kino, more?
>>498438208yeah but you're rnging to get the came champ 5 times. I don't play this game THAT much to be ok gambling like that when I can just play 1 aram, get my easy s and then just move on to quickplay and spam queue easy c's for the free chest. Also some games aren't even that long, I got some 15-18 min games and on average they're around 30 mins each which is fine.
>>498438458Yes the games bland in terms of playing it and the contents to be expected, every single aspect of it as turned into some fomo grind, the missions, the skins, the passes, the mastery, the chests, etc. Shit is exhausting and turns the game into a chore.
>>498438458What are you gonna play instead?
>>498438458Apologize better
>>498438458I stop playing after the split and they fucked up all the items, I'm just here to shitpost
>>498438458The matchmaking feels particularly awful this season, I've gotten more leavers already than I did the entire last one, either that or people are just so mind broken and done with the game
>>498437404>>498437570ARAM is really good for chests but only if you play it regularly and gravitate towards the same characters.
Roles for this feel?
>Smashed an enemy Emerald jungler who was playing norms today>bitch thought I was going to let him rape my team because I'm in bronze>counter ganked him every single time>fought on every single objective>They FF after we get soulI'm cooming
>>498439356jungler
>>498437876Cute and extremely headpatable
>>498439356Jungle
>>498439090This feels a bit homosexual
>>498439356left is mid getting jungle camped.right is top getting jungle camped.
Did Riot completely forget about updating the ugly ass mastery emblems?
>porntn is downoh no no no sisters, when im gonna get best leaked videos to fap to
>>498439709Why?Yuumi is there.
>>498439709Jungle and adc are gay roles
>>498438458they ruined the game so much i started playing rts which i'm horrible at too bad the balance team is a bunch of nuclears
>>498376465I think I was nice yesterdayI had fun with my friends and I wasn't being sneaky or fake like you were implyingIt wasn't anything like that I was just sad about something elsePlease don't assume such negative things about me, people can changeI'm trying my best>>498375428Not enough
>>498440051Don't look at that, goy.
this game is hot ass
>>498440198"friends"ahahaha pathetic
>consistently 10th place according to op.gghow do I get better at this game bros...
>>498440774Zoe erotic...
champion balance is pretty good, game design has been worse too (jg is cancerop)matchmaking is dogshit as always
>>498440908die less>butdie less
Worth learning Dota if I find Lols macro too braindead?
>>498440198Explain this post >>498435218
>>498441287dota is just brooling now
As I traveled this umbral plain.. I noticed a sickly yet soft smell of toxoplasmosis and estrogen the more I walked the more I saw landscape of inanimate buildings and mechanical spawns that would house these creaturescreatures that would go against their own nature, pretending to be something they never could bethe only feeling I had in me was pure dread, dread of what abominations could be hiding behind these curtains of dubious facade I could only imagine what violent and ungodly thoughts would circulate in the prefrontal cortex of these creaturesif there was a word to describe this world, I could only think of 1: Hell
>>498436098play toplane and mid more often. it will help you get used to playing against a wider variety of champions
>>498441287I recommend Meepo then.He controlls 5 units at the same time and if one dies they all do.
>>498440051soontm
>>498435218What the fuck did I do I don't even post in this thread anymore
>>498441287no, you should reach rank 1 chall in that case and sell coaching for 1k/hr
>>498440774who made this? or is it AI? is hard to tell some times.
>>498441726RR?
>>498427641>the game would instantly improve if toplaners were forced to play bruiserTHAT WOULD BE JUST BE SUFFERING. BRUISERS GOT NERFED 99999 TIMES, LITERALLY ALL THEIR KEYSTONES, ITEMS ETC. GOT HARD BONKED ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. BLACK CLEAVER IS THE WORST ITEM IN THE GAME, YOU LITERALLY ARE NOT CAPABLE OF 1V1'NG TANKS AND SOLOKILLING THEM UNTIL HELP ARRIVES BECAUSE EVERYTHING IN YOUR CLASS OVER THE YEARS GOT FUCKEDPLAYING BRUISERS IN 2024 IS JUST TROLLING. YOU NEED TO GET REPORTED AND BANNED IN RANKED FOR 14 DAYS WHILE FORCING YOU TO READ THE LIST OF ALL THE BRUISER NERFS EVER SINCE CONQUEROR WAS RELEASED
>>498440702They're my friends and I love themAnd they love me tooWhy wouldn't they>>498441417>>498376586Just a dumb ugly post i made while I was drunk that you shouldn't pay any attention to especially if you're steel, someone reposted it yesterday and I don't know why, all I said yesterday was that I'm an idiot
>>498442113you're nobodys friendyou're a disgusting wastrel
>>498441861Yeah I barely interact with /vg/s anymore so seeing my name there is really odd. Dunno what I did to earn that but damn I guess I didn't do enough to help.
>>498442113I don't love you, you're really mean and scary
>>498442113>especially if you're steelkk..
>>498436360smell my armpits
>>498438671
>>498442484this is rape
>>498439356jg
Lyra is so nice, I don't get it why are you guys so mean to her
>>498442113listen to those songs i sent you before you logged off for the night>>498440702ill have you know lyra and i are more than friends
>>498436098JUST SPAM ARAM AND PERMA PICK ASHE AND YOU'LL BE JUST FINE. ASHE TRAINS YOU FASTER BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE THE USUAL GET OUT OF JAIL CARDS (DASH, INVISIBILITY ETC.) TO BAIL YOU OUT OF BAD MICRO DECISIONS
https://streamable.com/8gpfwjwhy is he running it bros?
Why would you expect people to listen to music you send?
>>498441726u just did tho... lmao
Another Day. Another Dollar.
>>498436098aram is pretty good for teaching you to not be a pussy in teamfights and go balls deep
hello /lolg/, our clash team needs +1 on NAopen roles are ADC or Midadd 拜合提亚尔#古力娜扎 if you're interestedpreferably emerald-diamond in current or previous seasonthanks!
>>498442795YeahhWe're best friends!
what crimes does someone have to commit to deserve playing in euw soloq
>Stopped trying hard and playing a very micro intensive champ >Decided to queue up as an ungabunga tank on one of the weakest links whenever I play jg (botlane)>Win effortlessly 4 times in a row>Got ganked a total of 4 times, 2 of them in a single game>Even made our jungler rage in pre-game lobby and then reported him for the lulzWhy can't my teammates just play the same way I do? It's not hard. It really isn't.
taliyh
>>498443125forgot to say, no one tricks you will be banned out
>>498443524Why did they draw her nose like that? Did she get surgery?
>>498443880Yes she has been able to get more feminizing surgeries thanks to her salary as a champion for league
I just had a zero bar for the first time. It’s like snickers but not complete trash.
the numbers arent numbering on this one
>>498444051>>498443880Kek u guys reminded me of soraka nami poster interaction, made me laugh a bit ty
>>498443125Invite dumbdigger
>>498397663That is a very cute Yuumi.
>>498444252the white fudge ones? yeah those are legendary.
>>498444448My "Survivor" track says 2/1 and it's been stuck like that for a damn while.
>>498445045It’s like peanuts but peanuts that aren’t chunky so I’m not disgusted by them. I hate candy with peanuts. White chocolate is just so good.
>>498445530That's like snickers peanut butter squares, they're better without the peanuts.
whose hostin tonight
>>498446312noone nigga we're all playing #Supervive
>>498446312your fatass mom will be hostin my kid tonight after I ejacuate my bbc in her thight pussy nigga shut your bitchass up
Just won an ARAM game thanks to exhaust
>>498446553shouts out to my nigga exhaust
>>498446553>>498446624KILL YOU'RE SELVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>498446553>>498446624exhaust my motherfucking sperm reserves faggot ass nigga
>>498446624Gwen was 1v5ing us until she used her mist too soon, flash in, exhaust, GGEZ
Why is everyone taking barrier now and not heal?
>>498446825will do, ill open my mouth rn ahhhh
>>498446886Because Rajot gigabuffed it.
What happens if I attempt to duotrick Aurelion and Kayle to Diamond?
>>498446975….Lame.
>avatarfagging morg spamming nigger is backNobody missed you please disappear again
>>498447029your Kayle will get omega counterpicked by Briar top
>>498447186Got rid of one spammer and another took his place. It never ends.
chinese game?
>>498447294nobody took his placemeds
>>498447341yes
>>498446446dopamine fried brains cant stick to one game lmao MUST PLAY NEW GAME !! imagine being as stupid as u are
>>498446886>Duration increased to 2.5 seconds from 2.>Shield increased to 120 − 480 (based on level) from 105 − 411 (based on level).
>>498446846gj sis
>>498447410based that's why I've literally never played any game except mario 64
>>498447449WW top buff I guess.
>>498443125get me a phone number to verify my account and i'll play adc for you on 150 ping
>>498447294Morgnigger has been around since before niggerspammer unfortunately. Just wish he would've stayed gone. Nobody wants to see his /sp/ posting and other off topic nonsense
>>498448002you dont need a phonenumber
>>498448002that can be done, add me on your NA acc we can arrange it
qrd on this chinese guy >>498443125 ?
irelia sex
>>498446312no vgs, we're playing V3
>>498448412One of Lyra's personalities
>>498448819>>498448819
>>498397663dead moba, how the mighty have fallen........
>>498448412it's the spammer
>>498454614league voice chat with randoms is fucking useless have you ever clicked some ranked teammates discord link to join his call?they NEVER do any sort of legitimate comms or shotcalling all they do is passive aggressively say shit like "but i dont understand how we lost that" after every lost fight and maybe whine about random unrelated stuff like their coworker
