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Burnice casual fling!
small survey>how old are you?>did you like burnice's demo?>would you sleep with her?47noyes
>>498480265>gets down like a 2 dollar whoreslut for caesarwhat did she mean by this?
>>498479731>lightershe gives full contact lapdances to caesar every night.then caesar sighs, puts on the strapon, closes her eyes, and imagines she's penetrating wise-kun's tight uke hole. it's the only way to get burnice to leave her alone so she can get to sleep
>>49848037523it was oki'm a man so yes
Burnice hips must weigh a ton canonically it manage to completely discombobulate lighter's stance with only 1 hip sway. Lighter canonically is a well-built man that is as tall as billy (around 188 cm + or 6'2''), the average weight of a 188cm tall male would be 71 - 88 kg with lighter's accessories it would technically be even more so I'm going to use the maximum of 88 kg - 90ish kg. Based on the video the hip did not carry much momentum or distance if I had to guess it was 1 m to 1.5 m sway. This would mean that the speed and acceleration is extremely low. The only way to generate enough force to completely stun a 71 kg man is through her mass. Without any friction or air friction let us just take a clean F = ma, to lift lighter it would be 71 kg * 9.81 m/s^2 (assuming zzz has the same gravity as earth) that would be around 696.51 Newtons. So let us assume that we need a bare minimum of 700 N to even sway lighter. let us change the formula this time looking for burnice mASS. 700 N = m*1.5m,/s^2 (the acceleration is an assumption based on the video). Which around 466.66 kg of force to discombobulate lighter. That ass is as heavy as those touring motorcycles like gold wing which is around 350 - 450kg.
This thread is earlier but make sure to go bump >>498480290 every few hours so we can recycle it later
>>498480375No thanks, glowie.
I can't believe LighterXBurnice was real, you won this time, random anon
>>49848037524yesyes
>>49848037528Thought it was cringe at first but then realized it was cringekinoYes
Can you dance anon?
Don't worry guys edgekino will be back when Mibibi releases....
>>49848037525yesno
>>498480375nice tryyesno
>>498480375I think 26?YesYes
Wise Aura reaction to the trailer>ugh so cringe... im too oldBelle Aura reaction to the trailer>Hahaha that's so poggers!Which are you?
Since people will use this because it was first, don't forget to recycle when the thread dies.>>498480290>>498480290>>498480290
https://poal.me/nbd2n2 https://poal.me/nbd2n2 https://poal.me/nbd2n2
>>49848037523yesyes
Now I'm 100% certain Caesar is the only virgin in this game
Lighter is so lucky.
>>49848037563yesno i would die of a heart attack 2 min in
>>498480498it's cringekino
thoughts?
>BURNICE BURNICE BURNICE BURNICE BURNICE BURNICE GO GOBURNICE BURNICE BURNICE BURNICE BURNICE BURNICE GO GO>BURNICE BURNICE BURNICE BURNICE BURNICE BURNICE GO GOBURNICE BURNICE BURNICE BURNICE BURNICE BURNICE GO GO
>>49848037534Yes, although I don't like the song itself very muchduh
>>49848037522yesyes
>>49848037529no_noi am rollan though
BURNICE
need the full song NOW
>>498480556None at allSex
Burnice is for Wise
>>498480556I want to consensually rape her
>>498480556SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>498480556Is this the harlem shake?
BURNICE BURNICE BURNICE BURNICE BURNICE BURNICE GO GO
>>498480375>30>yes to all
>>498480265BURNICE BURNICE BURNICE BURNICE BURNICE BURNICE GO GO
be honest. Forget about how hot she is:cringe or cringekino?
My penis is too small for Burnice...
>>49848037527noGive me Caesar instead
>>498480504That one is better. There were at least 3 webms of the scene this anon used as an OP and he picked the tiniest, poorest quality one.
BURNICE BURNICE BURNICE BURNICE BURNICE BURNICE IS A HOESHE'S BEEN FUCKING OLD MAN FOR MONEYEVER SINCE SHE WAS A WEE CUNNY
>>498480449>Lighter canonically is a well-built man that is as tall as billy (around 188 cmIsn't he 165cm
>>498480625
>>498480514>He forgot about Zhu and Grace
>>49848037532nowith the full force of 1000 suns
BURNICE SEXO
banging . . . BOOS!
>>498480664GO WHITE GIRL GO
>>49848037529yes, it had sovl like almost everything in zzzi mean if shes down
I can't wait to check out her trust events in exactly 24 hour and see how she indulges in the WiseCOCK and his nitrous fuel
I'm starting to think that Burnice might be dumb
>>49848037527yesyes>>498480664the holy poll https://poal.me/nbd2n2 spoke
>>498480664just cringe, anyone saying otherwise is also cringe
>>498480514better move fast broburnice is gonna steal that virginity if you don't get to it first
>>498480556no thoughts
>>498480148
>>49848037537YeahYeah, but I prefer lolis.
>>498480664ABSOLUTE CRINGEKINO
They should've used this for the trailer
>>498480556Will she have sex with me if I manage to pull her?
>>498480717banging banging banging banging banging banging . . . BOOS! BOOS!
watching this guy try his best was the best moment for me, literally me frfr
>>49848037523Not sure, I jacked off 10 minutes before watching it so I'm not horny. may change lateryes
>>498480680We know Belle.
>>498480625Yep she is
>>498480664cutesexkino
Why would the game do this to me
>>498480265>barbara never got her idol show in genshit>burnice dancing like a retard in her trailerBarbaradev lives....
>>498480664HIT THE GRIDDY
>>498480767FAT FUCKS
>>498480750My bros...
>>498480595I don't get it.
>>498480753This
>>49848037530yeahhell yeah
>>498480697I already had sex with Grace she's not a virgin anymore.
>>498480868>GO BURNICE GOit all makes sense...
>>498480664>Forget about how hot she isI can't
>>49848037528Kinda? A bit cringe, but I like the freshnessI'd sleep even with (You) if you put a wig
>>498480375>Pick a number between 1-100>It was okay, I wasn't blown away or anything but I think they are just trying to have fun with it, and also market their game. I am a little indifferent to it.>Probably yeah
>>498480919Zhu...
>>498480694He's way taller than Wise so no
>>498480664cringekinoGO WHITE GIRL GO
>>498480767Literally just getting Caesar into the mood to get into the showers with Belle, to pay her in lesbian gooning for her proxy services.
>>49848037529yesfuck yes
I don't think I'd be rolling for Burnice if she didn't have those incredibly sexy stripper heels.
>>498480967Take it slow with Zhu she will shoot me
>>49848037530yeahof course
>>498480767>does the sluttiest dance ever just for caesarholy fucking fuck my fucking dick holy shit
>they thought it was droolit was actually my cum
>>498480841
>>498480969Yeah but wasn't there an in-game line about it
>>49848037547 LMAOOOOO
>>498480265bros... I'm literally Lighter...it's not even funny at this point
>>498480789based
Burnice mindbreaking sex with Caesar
>>498480868>>barbara never got her idol show in genshitSeriously?
from the HAWKto the TUAHto the RIZZto the EDGEwhere's my gyatthat's my sigmaalways gooning when i reign
>>49848037530YesYes
>Hide the spam post>Suddenly half the thread disappears
Who is Burnice for?
>>498480375>how old are you?>did you like burnice's demo?>would you sleep with her?35yesyes
>unironic slutI don't know what to feel about this
>Bros when are we getting MMD kino on the level of White Night?????>gets MMD kino>uuhhhhh actually I hate itfucking hypocrites
no script, no plot, all they did was make an mmd... I love mmds
>>498481187on-field anomaly agents
>>498480830the moment with the etherials looking and joining in got an actual laugh out of me
>>498481187Me
>>498480663EVERYTHING YOU DESIRESET IT ON FIRE
>>498481204We can be hole brothers with Lighter.
WAIT BURNICE GETS AN AGENT STORY ALL TOI HER SELF?THAT'S NOT FAIRWHAT THE FUCK
>>498481139Look at Bricky go...
>>498481175How?
>>49848037528yeahfuck yeah
>>498481187(Me) and my SoC faction team.
>>498481187Wise(me)
>>498481224YEAH BUT HOW THE FUCK DO THEY DO THOSE KINDS OF ANIMATIONS ITS LIKE THEY HAVE NO SKELETON RIGGING AND THERES BARELY ANY CLIPPING WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK
>>498481265She was out of focus during the story, so she needs it.We don't talk about Ellen.
>>498480265SHE'S NOT BEATING THE FUCKING GIGA SLUT ALLEGATIONS. I WILL BE ROLLING FOR THE TOWN BICYCLE NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS AWOOOOGA
>>498480265BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!!
>>498481265So she can flirt with Proxy
>>498481139based little boar
>>498481339I WANNA TALK ABOUT ELLENI'M SENDING A GODDAMN FEEDBACK
>>498481187fat bald 30+ years old bastards with no jobs
how often does she bully him
Undefeated no more.
Where do I find a girl like Burnice/Yoimiya? Bouncy girls are my weakness bros...
>>498481187Me (we have sex(she destroys my pelvis))
Reminder Piper is still better.
>>498481403Better question how much do they have sex? Once a year?
>>498481394That's me. I finally feel represented...
>>498480375>22>Yeah>I'd spend one night with her then go home to Zhu Yuan
>>498481410Girls bullied me like this in highschool
>>498481447Lighter is pure virgin unlike the whore
>>498480767I never realized Caesar thighs were so big
Is Burnice worth rolling for? I've been mostly using Zhuyuan and that's it.
>this is why lighter is 5 star
>>498481410BurnASS is too powerful...
jstern25 just announced that he and Burnice are appearing on Hot Ones
>>498481410We need a smash bros edit of this lmao.
>>498481410I need a loop of just Lighter trying to not trip over and over.
>Burnice hip bumped LighterThe Chinese fanbase going to kill some cats again, aren't they?
>>498480449Be honest how hard did Lighter get from this
Who's sexier, Jane or Burnice?
On god?
>>498481403Every night in bed.
I SHOULD HAVE CHOSEN WISE NOOO CAN THEY MAKE LIGHTER AND BELLE FLIRT AT LEAST
>burnice>burnice>burnice>burniceYeah I'm rolling. Thanks mehomo for appealing to straight men like (me)
>>498481502go back.
>>498480918COWCOW
>>49848037531YesYes
>>498481480I guess Lighter being pure doesn't like sluts too much like Burnice...
>>498481518Burnice was never for (you) so no
>>498481410That ass was phat.
>>498481502>apparently
>>498481447Lighter doesn't know what sex is
>>498481410doesn't count. he wasn't ready
>>498480860I got one with fire damage and the worst possible substatsI still wonder if it's worth ot
>>498480664time will tellcringekino for now
>>498480375>33>cringekino>how is this even a question?
>>498481502They will downgrade Harmasa to A rank since we get our S rank for the year.
>>498481536Sexier in a trashy way = JaneSexier and can bring back to show mom & dad = Burnice
>Yoimiya expy>is a town bicycle>has sex with the edgekino self-insertWhy does this always happen?
>>498481432Better than what?
>>498480753
>>498481410Bro... Lighter is so me it's unreal.
>>498481536I'm a rat man for life but Burnice is the only serious contender thus far
>>498481265It's Burnice and Piper which IS fair since they had the least amount of focus in the main story quest
>>498481502homofujos are getting too powerful
>>498481502>>>/vg/gig
>>498481447did you forget the cheesetopia event where lighter very explicitly said he had to spend the entire day "getting burnice tired" with some ""sparring""(wink) so she wouldn't interfere with the commission?
wow can't believe she said that
>>498481410lighter TANKED that
Bros, Lighter is growing on me... He actually seems pretty cool.
>>498481131Yeah... also noelle still isn't a knighthttps://youtu.be/C4LeopFox3o
>>498481447Lighter believes in postmarital sex
>>498481482in her battle intro they are gigantic so it's hard to forget
>>49848037526 yesyes
She's just down for anything or anyoneholy shit imagine
>>498481604okay now I am jealous of the way this guy moves
>>498481410Literally fucking mea girl in high school used to make this hip-hit thing and yes, it made me lose my balance everytime
Bro I unironically think they made this dance shit to try to appeal to tiktok normies
>>498480375>>would you sleep with her?"no" repliers, explain yourselves
>>498481513
>>498481719thank you
>>498480767Ceasar is so lucky...
>>498481410dork and dorkier
>>498481410YOU GUYS NEED TO STOP SAYING THAT LIGHTER IS LITERALLY YOU. WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN??
>>498481776wuuuut
>>498481502>puts the same character in 3 gameswhy are they like this
>>498481447Lighter is a sexless edgelord.
>>498481726She's a knight in my heartfemale knight agent when
How do I buy the ticket for the TRAIN ride?
>>498481793can someone upload the picture of this dude with the credit card
>>498481783You've clearly never met a girl like that in real life
>>498481604THIS HAS GOT TO BE EDITED THAT IS A PAVED ROAD AND A PAIR OF SNEAKERS BASICALLY IMPOSSIBLE
the edgekino self-insert always gets a waifu, usually unhinged
>>498481826this anon is literally me
>>498481826/htrg/ lingo for cuckposting purposes
>>498481447If lighter was to fuck one girl in soc it would be burnice
>>498481790basedthank you.
>>498481580She is though
So is it Burnice or Burnice?
>>498480375Nigga there is no way you're 47Post hair
>>498481776They're definitely trying to bait a viral tiktok dance trend.
>>498481536top 3>nicole>jane>burnice
Burnice is the type of slut who you can convince to have sex with you because she doesn't know what it is.
>>498481912no, she's for the cat
Yeah SEA hours, see you tomorrow
>>498481790keksaved
>>498481793I can't believe my literal self keeps showing up in every mihoyo game...
Why are they making so many slut characters? Is everyone asking for used goods in the survey or something?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZlv3qDPfjkHMMMMMMMMMMM
>>498481703Lighter was forcefully raped I see
>>498481936I guess it's Burn-ness but Im still gonna say Burn-neece
>>498481940look at those nitro fuel cans
>>49848037522yeahno, i only like grannies
>>498481580Burnice is for (everyone) or for (the streets). We've all known this for a while already
>>498481908Oh shit, 2? Thank you kindly.
Lighter is literally me, a sexless edgelord chuuni that everyone keeps ignoring.
>>498481604Are his soles waxed or something, that dude is glidding what the hell. Very impressive.
>>498481936burniece
>>498481826you wouldn't get it
>>498481743She'd cuck you.
>>49848037525YesYes
>>498480265BURNICE NEEDS TO GET LOW ON MY FACE
>>498482025Citlali is 60 years old?
>>498481410Literally me.
Lighter is quite literally me
>>498481826you wouldn't get it >>498481982/zzz/ is very hag and used goods positive
Burnice doesn't even see Lighter as a man
>>498482072>my nigga just stood THERE while Dantroon and YoungKING were floating mid-airKKKKKKIIIIIIIINNNNNNOOOOO
>>498481987Ellen is (c)old and busted. Burnice is the new hotness
>>498481580I've already had sex with Burnice though?
>>498481826>he's not literally himtragic
>he had to wear out that unhinged bartending schizo all by himselfHaha...
Burnice is a girl who wants you to feel good and have fun, no hard feelings attached. She WILL be your winggirl who helps to set you up with your waifu tho.
>>498482174GIWTWM
>>498481826no
>>498480408she's whore-codedhe backside was DESIGNED to be thrown back
>>498481992Make that two of us.
Don't really want to roll for Burnice after that trailer. That was hard to get through.
>all those incels down for BurniceDo you realise she's the kind that would easily cheat on you, right?
I don't like sluts bros... Why does everyone like Burnice??
>>498482174im surprised theres not a single insta-loss fanart of that scene with a sleeping messy burnice leaking from every hole
this place gets unbearable whenever anything drops
>>498482245I said I'd fuck her, not date her.
>>498482174Yes we sparred so much she got tired (we had sex).
>>498482245>zzzigga thinks retards want a "relationship" with BurniceLOWL LMAE OVEN
>>498482293She is hot
>>498480265
BROS how long is the oil fields caesar story? I'm still at the part after defeating the monkey and the cat girl where they declared I win and fucked offdo I still have a lot to do? my lan cable broke and I've just been able to play on my phone which is not optimal at all so I can only do the minimal shit
>>498482153THWEETWOWUNFIYAH
>>498482245I'm in for the ride brother
>>498482245So long as I can sit in the chair and fap to it I dont give a fuck my nigger
>>498482245cheat...?lol, lmao even
>he is literally m-You know the rules, post biceps or GTFO
>>49848037530fucking cringeI already have two superior sons, caesar and lucy who are far more faithful to my big hackerman cock, why would I want some used up whore?
>>498482245I'm into that thougheverbeit
>>498482245Burnice is only good for a quickie, you would be insane to have a relationship with her.
>>498481749>>498481874>>498482049I used to shuffle. This is definetely possible. Pretty Impressive nonetheless.
>>498482319>>498482305>they think she'd have casual sex with them
Wow that Burnice song with the english VA was so bad it actually filtered me. I'm no longer rolling for her.
>>498482135Only people giving a fuck about "used goods" are vt vermin.
>>498482293>I don't like slutsget the fuck out of here
>>498482349you're like halfway through
>>498482245>try to hook up with Burnice>she fucks off and just dances with friends all night
>>498482245She makes me watch while she gets pegged by Caesar yes.
>>498482157
>>49848037531Yes it was silly and funi would take the risk
>Lighter LorenzIs he Hispanic?
>>498482428english gameenglish songsenglish world
first raveslut character
>>498482417>spoilerHow often?
>>498482304>why are discord raids low quality postingI wonder.
What is Burnice's body count?
so many people calling her a slut when shes clearly just a happy upbeat dorky cutie
>>498482467godfuck I wanted Caesar story so bad after I got her and her w-engine, but ty though I'll try to finish it before Burnice releases in a day
Would I get STDs if I have sex with Burnice?
>>498482554You’ll feel a slight burn
PYROMAINS WON
>>498482554No, she washes it out with Nitro-Fuel after sex, she's clean
>>498482174>>498482174what is this face trying to convey?
>>498482554Her body temp is so high it kills all the STDs
my KING...
Don't let burnice distract you from this
>>498482554well, something will burn alright...
>horsecuck meltylmeow.
>>498482549you sound like a whore, are you one?
>>498481593>>498481790>>498481410My HERO tanked that btw
IT'S. NOT. FAIR
>>498482497I have nothing against english. The VA and the songare both trash.
>>498482549yeah
Reminder
hoshibi mibibi will never get a character reveal like this. Hers will be pure, innocent, epic katana kino as the ultimate yamato nadeshiko. Postmarital chastity chads, save your chromes.
MS. BARTENDER ONE HAWK TUAH GLIZZY GLIZZY FOLLOWED BY A CREAMPIE WITH NO RUBBER PLEASE
>>498482664we already talked about it, you slowpokego back to /vp/
>>498482751Belle...
>>498481826It means he's literally me
pure kino
>still forcing his cuck fantasies horsexister...
>>498482506pretty oftenin highschool like an autistalone at home like an autistanywhere my normie friends would take me if the music was 'right'
a raveslut like burnice is the only reason Im not a complete virgin bwos I miss raves so much this world has gone to shit in past decade...
Anyone else regret rolling for Caesar?
I think burnice is cringe
>>498482686>Lighter on the background not joining LMFAO. He's literally fucking me
>>498482806MANWHORE
>>498482623She amazon pressed him to the point of breaking his pelvis with her fat pig ass
>>498482806i wish i was a pig
>>498480556she retardcrept every hoyo character
>>498482174>>498482130I fuck with this ship heavy
>>498482751zzzazzzed
>>498482745Belle you need to watch out...
>>498482858Wtf I just noticed, is he like babysitting her or smth. Is lighter just the babysitter in SoC?
>>498482858Holy kek I didn't even notice him and I've already watched the video a couple times
>>498482840I regret losing the 50/50, but I didnt pay for anything more after that. After Lighter's banner I think Im gonna permaskip everything till either banner reruns or the Calydon furries show up.
uh oh
>>498482831Please don’t say this i’m going to my first halloween rave this month and i’m scared whores will take my soul
>>498481502Thank god zzz droved these stinky women out with the playable male scarcity
Lighter x Burnice is my 1.2 Jane x Seth
>>498482840No, because I'm rolling her, Burnice, and myself.
>>498482664>>498482760I missed the memo on this meme.
literally me
How do I get a Venus wife?
My KING is back
I hope Burnice' gigaslut trailer pisses off the troons, faggots and eggless feminists on twitter lmao
What's it like dating a girl like Burnice?
Burnice is not a whore. She just want to have fun with everyone.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNzkShdF4mQ
>>498482858None of the other SoC joined in either
>>498482825I see, very interesting.I was honestly just hoping you would say "Everyday".
>>498482304>noooo stop enjoying thingkys you joyless fuck
I wanna have sexual flings with Burnice no strings attached
>>498483131salty milks and coins
>>498481410Lighter Lorenzo is so lucky..
>>498482840No, Caesar is still a lot of fun to play and my dick temporarily going out of control for the 90 IQ bimbo doesn't change that I like her a lot
>>498482840Not even a little.
/gig/gers are here
>>498482304Yeah true. Maybe (you) should go back to r*ddit and cry about browns or something again
>>498481502nah they don’t play ZZZ, it’s exclusively a Genshit thing
>>498480449Can't believe Burnice will LITERALLY destroy my pelvis with her fat ass
>>498483165I like her animated body so much
Lighter is literally me.
Enjoy it for now because after this group we get the boring faction
>>498483117girls would love that trailer though
>>498483041If you've been out of the loop, Gamefreak got a massive data leak. Literally everything from concepts to each and every employee's identity and names and shit. One such concept that was forbidden to ever see Western eyes, is that Typhlosion has this weird lore, where apparently, he kidnaps a young village girl that goes to get water for her family, rapes her, and has a pokemon-human hybrid child. There's a LOT more shit that got leaked, literal decades of game design, concepts, stories, etc etc.
>>498483041tl;dr leaks had scrapped lore pieces which included pokemon-human rape (and vice versa), but typhlosion one is worst because implied drugging, rape and impreg
>>498481089no
>>498481410I wish I was Lighter
Are the dance movements original or are references to something? If they are references, to which?
Will you be rolling
>>498481410I look and act like this.
>>498483263this video made me start playing
>>498483159oh..
>>498482716you sound like a faggot
>>498481790Make it faster
>>498483281>>498483292what the fuck is there a download anywhere
>>498483329I didn't think I was about to drop another $100 again so soon...
>>498482840Why would I regret getting the only pure maiden from this company?
>>498480375the amount of obvious teenagers faking their age here is pure comedy
>>498483262Burnice is so lucky...
>>498483329no, unironically. I need to save
>>498483383
>>498483263I bet they're going to find a way to unboring S6>>498483329hell yes she's so much fun it's unreal
how much better is Burnice sig compared to f2p options
>>498482806is he fucking twerking
>>498480663those hollow raiders in the back... the female hollow raider... sexo...
>>498483308All dance moves are derivative, but there were definitely a few I recognizedBurnice does a Cossack dance for a few seconds on top of the crate for one
>>498483329Maybe once or twice for Lucy
>>498481410>break the song just to show lighter jobbing to burnice’s assKino
>>498483419I wish that was the reason anon, but most likely we are just a bunch of people that never really matured and just got older
>>498483329she was pretty fun so yeah
>>498483416w-what do (you) mean by only?
>>498483308gangnam style
>>498482072That guy looks like he tells shounens to Yorokobe
Ellen won so biglyEllen still the only pure zzz maiden Burnice is literally a whore who gets her ass fucked daily by Lighter lol used goods she's haraam whore Ellen is pure virgin
Burnice + Lucy + who? Who is the third best unit
>>498482497Basically.Post you replied to is inciting Jpfaggotry.
>>498483329I'll pop my 50/50 on her, but I want to save for Mibibi and OBOL.
>>498483373SHE'S SO FUCKING CUTE
>>498483281>>498483292Must have all been written by Takeshi Shudō before he left. Unless there's even more scrapped lore after he left. Well technically he was on the anime side, but he's the only I know who forgot Pokemon was suppose to be targeted at kids too.Funny they've kept all that for so long too.Also Burnice.
>>498482840Hell noI'm gonna max out more of her skills so that I can use her as an on-field Stunner more.
>>49848332910 rolls to see if she comes cheap.
>>498481410how soft do you think Burnice ass is? Lighter is so lucky
321Fire!
>>498483305Sorry it wasn't in-game but from a 'leak'. Could be fake or out of context though
>>498481410>>498480449>466 kg of ASS damn lighter TANKED THAT
>>498483387Too many jump cuts so it becomes a mess if accelerated too much.
You have to admit that she served the first mothership into the world slay center and hit the 2nd mothership into the cuntagon
>>498483469You can just use Piper’s engine
>tfw the pokeslop argument is more ontopic rn>>498483562>wego back zoomie.
>>498483597>canonically skips school>fatherless behavior >has to earn her own money to pay for rent>"""virgin"""LMAAAAOOO
>>498483571Zhu...
>>498483308Basically every move is a reference. I'm not young enough to recognize any by name other than gangnam style, the cossack dance, and the dog meme
>>498483308CALIFORNIA GIRLS
>>498483403It's not a game or story or anything, just leaks that are being shared both on some /v/ threads and twitter. I'd say wait a few weeks and let someone document everything because it is A LOT.so unfortunately, no.also burnice,
>>498483017Not Lucy in place of Burny?
>haram>indog muslims think their fanfictionis real, or that it matters to anyone elseKEK
>>498483602S11
>>498483625If I'm not mistaken, it was all written by a fujo, kek. /vp/ has more info
im literally lighter irl
>>498483709>>fatherless behaviorbut she doesn't have one...it's not her fault...
>>498481410burnice is probably the only one who actually tries to be his friend
>>498483329NoYes
>>498483735Lucy is too young for him
ellen main melty uh oh..
>>498483779>friendSex friend
>>498481527Probably not evenNigga lets some dumb robot live rentfree in his head and constantly forgets everything else
>>498483602If I can manage to get Koleda Im gonna use her. But I fucking love my bear so I'm gonna use him for now.
Jane and Burnice can be sexier, but Zhu is still hotter.
>>498482293>>498482245she just act slutty for funbig difference
>>498483764Her sharpedo dad got fucked up just like the leaked typhosion LMAO
>>498483735the japs already drew fanart of Lighter x Lucy though
I'm not rolling for cuckshit, when the fuck can I roll in this bitch? I literally only have>Ellen>Zhu Yuan>Qingyi>Jane Doe>Caesar
>>498483675That's exactly why I want it faster.Give me a seizure, Chadanon
>>498480449Ah yes imagine the tightness of her pussy your untrained dick will get orbit decompression
>>498483571>from this companyCan you read?
>everyone enjoying the dumb gen alpha trailer while horsecuck desperately tries to force his cuckshipkino
For anyone who played another Mihoyo game, is there an use for the fading signal equivalent in those games other than the monthly rolls? I want to know if they add something else to that shop, or if it's pointless to hoard these and just use them on other random mats I might need.
>>498483909this ship is better
>>498482293>Why does everyone like Burnice??You mean the pajeets samefagging
Hmmmm time to touchy Ellen's taile....
>>498483329but the ass was fat
>>498483808Eeeehhh, he got JKs about as old as Ellen fawning on him.>>498483909Support that more honestly. Lighter even plays along with her schtick.
>>498483262BUILT
>>498483960what do you expect, /gig/ is dead for a reason
holy shit watching lighter just not joining in, and just standing in the background reminded me of my prom..
FUCK I REGRET ROLLING JANE FUCKKKKKKK I HAVE TO SPEND NOW
>>498483367It's okay, maybe next time.
>>498483961It's good for resources but i don't really find myself strapped for resources in this game. Just make sure you always have enough for the monthly pulls because that's the most important item
>Acts like a slot>Hates physical touchIs she a slut or not?
for an on-field burnice team, would burnice/lucy/koleda or burnice/lucy/grace be better
Shhh, Burnice is thinking
>>498483930>I'm not rolling for cuckshit>I literally only have>Jane Doebait
>>498484091you can look but you can't touch
>>49848037528a bit cringe yet funfuck yes
Cuckschizo going wild making [HEADCANON] i see>>498483403check /vp/ there are also builds from gen 5 games
>>498482623>466 kg >>498480449>decompression>>498483942
Is steam oven better for Qingyi than the fossil engine?
>>498484113>burnice>think?
>the entire dance and fire scenario is all going on in Burnice's headGuys... I'm starting to think she might be a little mentally unwell.
master Lighter Lorenzo.. luckiest man in the world
>>498484113STOP STOP STOP SHE'S GOING TO BLOW UP IF SHE TRIES
jesus christ who's teachin these hollow raiders to throw it back like this
>>498484070bro you went to prom? that shit cost money, further solidifying my will to NOT go
So, is Burnice mandatory for Yanagi?
>>498483960>both htrg and gig are dead.>htrg is a ghost town nowreally makes ya think.
>>498483753>fujoWould make sense actually, apparently the Typhlosion just transforms into a human.>/vp/I'm not sure I want to.I wonder how Thiren breeding will be handled in ZZZ.
I might roll for Burnice if her combo is better than Piper
>>498484190Maybe it's just the nitro-fuel getting her funky. Even if it's not, that's okay.
>>498482840I got her in 30 rolls so no, still getting Burnice
>>498484113how many neurons are activating in her brain
>>498484256Burnice is mandatory for Lighter
>>498484113BURNICE BURNICE BURNICE
>>498484217Nah we gonna let her overclock. Surely she has a heatsink in that skull of hers.
>>498480593
>>498481187Lighter
Haha...
>>498484316Go! (GO!)
>>498483881>she just act slutty for fun
>>498483934
>>498484103the only example of onfield burnice I've seen so far was burnice/caesar/lucy.
>>498484351>entire dayhow good is Lighter dick game?
>>498484256Mandatory for my dick
>>498484351FUCK just how much energy does she have, is she on prescription?
>>498484256Burnice and Yanagi are a weird combination in practice because fire and lightning have opposite resistances and weaknesses
>>498484395kek
>what if pyro was a girl and instead of being a brony she was a zoomer
This one I'll make a gif out of after I'm done cutting it up.
>Burnice demo>make it about LighterWhy is hoyo like this?
>>498484395Absolute kek, thank you based ChadAnon.
>>498484190>She really thinks about lighter, huh
>>498484434Honestly, if Jason Sternritter didn't point this out, I'd have never noticed
>>498484351So fucking lucky
>>498484394>I know where this is fromAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE MAKE IS STOP AAAAAHHH
>>498484484>ethereal dogsovl
Dont fall for >>498484494
>cuckschizo is already startingfucking hell
>>498484308>neuronsneuron*
>>498484513Jason Sternritter? Which one?
>>498483373she jacks me off just like this
Banning Horse King’s reddit was a mistake
>>4984843080
I regret not rolling Jane for Burnice...
>>498483329I want to but I'm poor
how much better does burnice make my jane team might just skip and keep saving up for mibibi desu
So are we going to have to wait 2 more days for her special music video just like Caesar's pinKING or was this it?
Yes i like pure sluts
>>498484603>star rail general nowhere to be foundthreadly reminder they are the cuckposters.
Finally I can use the filename I've been avoiding the entire time.
>didn't roll for every S rankHOLY BRICK
>>498484673me in the back
>>498484673No nipples or other naughty bits shown. Should be safe to post.
>>498481410Women are wider with a lower center of gravity while men are more top-heavy. A low blow like that isn't fair, stop the count!
did they say when the other agents will be usable? probably not right away with the next update, right?
>>498484316
>>498484736>fortnite dancingI thought those moves were called voguing
what is the end goal of ZZZ. Genshin and HSR have storytelling with realistic characters
>>498484673AIslop
>>498484643that's my planit barely hurts because Rat is god damned elite already, carries me through all content like a knife through butterand you damn sure know Mibibi is gonna be the same way, essential must roll top meta shit
>>4984847931.4
What should I get?
Can agree with another anon here, new MV kinda ass vocally but everything else is fine.
>>498484793Burnice will be available when she drops, everyone else has to wait for 1.4
>>498484736Based
>>498484523well? share it with the class anon
>>498484673wait whats going on in this pic?
>>498484840lips have been consistently the most useful, otherwise the gameball might be good in the future
Burnies is haraam whore who gets fucked by dogs Ellen is pure serene girl virgin married to me (Wisepag)
>>498484840Lips for Burnice
>>498484820to have fun and keep your peepee hard
>>498484820ZZZ is more grounded than hsr and genshin, though?
>>498484847Problem is they keep getting chinks to sing but most of these songs are in English.
>>498481874bro, it's from my city, I recognise this building and street
>>498484936>hutao looney falseflagging ellen againzero shame.
Keep posting burny gifs so I can keep downloading them
>Genshin and HSR>realistic characters
>>498484351we need a scene of that Lighter Burnice sparring
>>498483373>the guy watching in the bottom right while everyone is dancing?>me, down to the slumped posture
>>498484820>Genshin and HSR have storytelling with realistic characters>genshin>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>HSR
>>498484820I see, "realistic" means boring
Funny how everyone's saying Burnice is a slut despite her not actually being a fan of physical contactI'm pretty sure she's just a hyperactive autistic weirdo
>1 hour ago>still less than 100k viewsUh oh
>>498485030it's available on her onlyfans
>>498484820Realistically? Dealing with the Hollows. Shit's fucked and while things are stable right now, it's not guaranteed to stay that way.
>>498484820to not bore you to tears
>HSR>Realistic characters>WAAAAAH! I have the greatest luck in the world and am guaranteed to win everything but that makes me....LE DEPRESSED!
>>498484936
>>498485084the hugless virgins here have their brain rotted by porn pay them no mind
This ho has got to be the most verboten thing China’s let into the internet in the last forty years.
>>498485084yeah but ig lighter is fine, fcking slut
>>498484847Nah it sounds like burnice singing it which is perfect.
>>498485084she's zzz's pinkie pie
>>498485084And besides, all that dance didn't happen on reality, she was dreaming while drunk.
I think it's quite obvious her original trailer featured a variation of:>substance abuse>burning enemiesAnd they were forced to change it last minute by the CCP board. There's barely any voice acting in the trailer, it's all slapped together last minute slop
>>498481862
>IT JUST BARELY FITSHell yeah
>>498485084Bwyoski if you paid attention to the video then you'd realize that Burnice isn't as retarded as she seems and that she only acts hyperaustistic to make the people around her more friendly/fhappy towards each other
>>498484820I love endlessly hearing about how cool and epic characters/things were ten million years ago but not being allowed to see anything interesting in the present.
>>498485072God I wish Robin was REAL
>>498480375over 9000it was fuckin radhell yes
BURNICE BURNICE BURNICE BURNICE BURNICE BURNICE
>>498485085>14k likesGIve youtube time to catch up.
>>498485237GO GO
>>498485203>loopsnice
>>498485156Hey now Aventurine was built to pander to women so they had to ham it up for him
If I’m using m6 Lucy with Piper, would Lucy’s best set actually be fanged metal? Do her pigs inherit the physical damage boost?
>>498485203Nice job, getting shit under 4mb sucks ass.
>>498485084hsrg and gig are doing the impossible to cuckpost every single zzz character.the whole trailer was zoomer bait at most.
>>498485237Why is it always eggplant faces...
/wuwa/ is seething about us again...
>>498485206i love her already
>Burnice isn't as retarded as she seems
>>498481527He is a huge homosexual. Billy literally lives rent free on his head
>>498485305Master Lorenzo is so cool..
>>498485203based gifGOD
>>498485156htrg cuckshizo not gonna like this one.
>>498485203Based BUT>your
Will this bitch make it justice?
Guys, do not pull fire whore we have Jane do not forget the Jane rat Thiren who got that rizz pls
Reminder Burnice doesn't want to touch anyone BUT Lighter.
Bros...I want ALL of the Sons of Claydon
>>498485487jokes on you, I'm rolling the fire whore for you Jane
>>498485490>rape trauma victimI can only get so erect bros.....
>>498485490I wish I was Lighter
>>498485487I'm going to play Jane and Burnice in a disorder team
>>498485208yeah this is how everyone I know talks
>>498485453You can use apostrophes in filenames but it's not advised and looks bad.And it's funnier this way
>jane>burnice>in the same teamNice mental DISORDER team lmao
>>498485615
>>498485084Is Burnice one of those sluts who acts like she's pure to pick up guys? A virgin doesn't dance like that.
Burnice GO vs pinKing?be honest
>>498485203https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY34jqXWfVs
>>498485615The problem with that dialogue is that it's entirely expositive, it's not even about the words.
Gonna repost the ones from the previous thread as well.
>>498485084is this some common autism thing where they don't like being touched
>>498485084>>498485490>burnice was raped and burned her rapist to death so that's why she wants to burn everything
>>498485615the funny thing is that if you replace all the chink wordslop with what those words actually mean, it's a pretty reasonable sentence, but chinks can't resist weighing down their lore with a bunch of wuxia wordslop
>>498485697pinKING mogs burnice go
>>498485706
>>498485084>>498485490this, so who is her rapist
>>4984803751.) 282.) Yes. It was cute and I love her dancing.3.) Why wouldn’t I? What kind of question is that?
>>498485697I like pinKing as a song more, but as a mv, I like Burnice's one more.
>>498485697it has fucking nothing on pinKING but it was still very fun
>>498485697I like pinKing more. Burnice Burnice GO go is good too though.
>>498481008>even this old fart has better moves than me
>>498485615Is this genuinely in the game? Is Feixiao supposed to be a smartass "all-knowing" type of character?
piperbros i hope we get more of her
. . .
>>498485478She has the potential.
>>498485864cute couple
I need Burnice doing the California Gurls dance
>>498485816anon...
It's weird that the more I see of Burnice and the closer we get to her release, the less I feel like rolling for her.
>>498485237Sauce?
>>498485496I never understood why Lucy is hovering 2 feet above her bike in that one.
>>498485831No. She's supposed to be a hot headed leader type, that's how deep the rot goes
>>498485831yes, that is actually in the game, and no, not really, but she is a pretty bad mary sue either way. she's le ebin general girl boss who can defeat all foes and has no problems isn't that cool?!
>>498485697Burnice do is super fun but pinKing made dykes and trannies seethe, plus its catchy
>>498485928
Burnice fucks old men
>>498485930It's sixtutu, the official cosplayer for zzz, it seems.
>>498485864
>burnice actually doing a deathdrop at the endSlaaaayyyyyyyy
>>498486061Lighter is 43 years old
Notice how ZZZ had its highest sales when Ellen was out with her cool badass marketing.ZZZ is dying when people see this cringe stupid porno shit. The tone of this game is completely fucked.
>>498481502Fuck them, when they were when we ask for a Dehya buff?
>>498481410They 100% fucked at least once. No I will not take my meds.
>>498486134
>>498486134>Ellen>cool badasshuh
>>498486134Ellen's marketing was an MMD ripoff video as well, you fucker
>>498486109fr
What the fuck is this
>>498486134its because ZZZ had just come out, that initial wave of interest and the gradual lost of interest is completely normal
friendly reminder to ignore gigtroons and hrtgxisters
>>498486249(Me) and (You)
>>498486109gay genocide
>>498486134BURNICE GOGOGO
I’m sure there will be another rounds of>this is just soft core porn. Where’s the actual game?Tweets going on but at least this one’s pretty fucking funny.
>>498486134is Ellen a virgin?
>>498486249Brokeback Blazewood
Hoes like Burnice irl are insufferable.
>>498485697Burnice GO isn't a real special MV. This is the standard trailer everyone gets. I can't wait for the REAL MV where she does a pole dance and freaky shit because she will.
>>498486203once? they def get freaky on bed every night
>>498486174Men will roll for women they like regardless of gameplay. Male characters need an extra something to make male players role for them>"But won't female players roll for males regardless?"Yes but also Mihoyo is run by faggots who like diddling little boys.
Imagine how many posts we'd lose all at once in this thread if horsecuck suddenly got mod nuked
>>498486304She gets the knot
>>498486329Only if you're miserable yourself.t. has a friend like Burnice
I, Precure Lilian, approve of this new ship.
>>498486381But women dont play this game. They just cry about it on twitter.
gotdamn
>>498486353my lord jstern25 tells me to skip Burnice I will do it
>>498486134Ellen had the most sales because of yuripandering.
>>498486450Ellen was carried by sharks XD and vtuberfags
>>498486407If I wasn't miserable I wouldn't be playing this game. What about you? Do you at least have sex with your friend? Because to me they are good for nothing besides that, and Burnice shows.
you know what will make even more money? incest
Can't believe none of you did it, fuckers
>Burnice is just a genki drunk retard that wants everyone to be nice and have fun, but she too autistic to actually go with itShe's literally me
>>498486117Burnice doesn’t have sex with Lighter. Shut the fuck up already
>>498486437Despite everything, piper is still wearing those ugly ass pants.
>>498486437Lighter is the luckiest man in the world
>>498486434Since when women did anything but crying?
>>498486273>(Me) and (You)
>>498486134not wrong btw
>>498485928Same. I expected schizo pyro shit, not whatever the fuck this TikTok cringe pop-dancing is.Might still throw a 90 at her but if I lose the 50/50 I won't feel bad.
>>498486518I was waiting for you, good job doing god's work
>>498486134I love ellen but literally none of her marketing was badass. I think she would have gone over 10g if she wasn't the launch banner but her success was 100% because of that and top ups
>>498486518Way ahead of you >>498481940
>>498486413
>>498486557You're right. I concede
Is Yanagi a good pull for my account?If so what team can I use her on
>>498486585tik tok invented dancing guise hahaha im so old xd so jaded xd
>>498486576me and my /zzz/ bro....
>>498482840I don't regret pulling pure virgins
>>498486513Ok yeah your post checks out.
Stop me from lurking the nearest college campus to find sluts like Burnice to film and masturbate to.
>>498486437
>>498486109um yes queen skinny legend versace boots the house down slay queen hunty mama and oop daddy work charli xcx snatch my wig
>>498486134here, take it
>>498486659No.Her best team is Jane and Seth.You're better of with Burnice.
female hollow raiders in game when
>>498486381>female players>rollI guess they buy merch like handbags and shit tho
>>498486659>no M1 RinaDon't bother
1 more day until 1 get M6 Lucy and M0 Burnice. I'm so fucking excited
The trailer was very good.I liked the trailer a lot.
Sex havers, what is sex with a girl like Burnice like?
NNNNNOOOOOOOO THE GAME IS FLOPPING BECAUSE OF BURNICE'S SOFT-PORNOGRAPHIC CHARACTER DEMO NOOOOOOOOOOO NOW MIHOYO CAN ONLY AFFORD TO FUND 7 (ONLY SEVEN) FUSION REACTORS INSTEAD OF 8 (A WHOLE EIGHT) NOOOOOOOO IT'S SO OVER
I will use Burnice + Lucy core since its her best core but who will fill the third slot?
>>498486860loose an lots of queefs
>>498486868damn, burnice postponed china's taiwan invasion. hooray for world peace
>>498486576me exchanging stickers with my bro and nothing else
So every girl in this game is a sex object, retarded, or both. No wonder this game is dying when the entire female audience has left for games that actually respect them.
damn, tempted to get burnice since i have the guarantee, but mibibi...
>>498486892another anomaly, who else?
>>498486847Flying sexy dinosaur....
>>498486892Piper or Jane
>>498483602>Burnice + Lucy + who?Piper, Lucy Burnice will be cracked fr fr no cap
>>498486892Jane. Jane+Burnice is going to be FIRE I did like 300k disorder on the HIA thingy the synergy is INSANE
>>498486659If you like her just pull her, you can make a decent team with yanagi/piper/lucy
>>498485156Aventurine and Furina are the prime examples of what chinese style melodrama writing looks likeGod I hope this game won't ever have something like that
>>498486947
>>498486843Enjoy your m1 burnice and m2 lucy bwo
>>498486940females never played this game to begin with so kys schizo
>>498483602Jane obviously.
>>498486740Alright, follow this simple guide.
>>498486659Pull for who you like
>>498483602Lighter duhLighter and his Lucy Burnice harem
>roll Burnice>if I lose the 50/50 I stick to Caesar/M6 Piper/M6 Lucy hypercarry>if I win I run Burnice/M6 Piper/M6 LucyI literally cannot lose.
>>498487010>M1 that easyGod I hope so.
>>498486972Miyabi is going to be that.TBF Firefly's "MUH SPACE REVERSE TIME CANCER MUH 3 DEATHS I JUST WANT TO FIND LOVE AND INSTEAD I'M A DEATH ROBOT is way worse than Aventurine let's be real here.
I have Ellen, Zhu, Qingyi, Jane, and Caesar is Burnice worth it do I need her weapon too?
>>498487123yes and yes
>>498486868What are the fusion reactors for?
>>498487003hmm nyo, mihoyo's getting only my leftover google points and that's all they're getting!
>>498486868Why does she lick things?
>>498487003>dryness girl number 3aaaaiiieeee
>>498487150
Wise should stay away from Burnice
>>498487115It’s all fun and games for a reason, now they’ll bore us with the Japanese faction
>>498486947>tfw niggers literally hold on and plan out their polys and guarantees months in advance Why are you even thinking about Mibibi right now?
>>498487249Shut the fuck up Belle
can't wait for Burnice's podcast debut
Wise should CUM inside Burnice (Belle, Caesar and Lucy are next in line)
>>498487115Firefly le tragik backstories were contained in trailers. In-game firefly only had that one shitty fakeout from the beginning while the rest of it were mostly spent on playing dates with (You)
>>498486740Real life is not like zzz you'll never find a girl like burniceAt most you'll find some ugly as fuck cheap whores
>>498487249Shut up Caesar
>Shiyu Defense resets as soon as Burnice dropsNoooo not yet please
>>498485084I guess she's okay with only Lighter
Remember to recycle the other thread instead of creating a new one.>>498480290>>498480290>>498480290
I'm so excited, I can't wait to finally have M6 Lucy tomorrow, bros!... oh, and maybe M1 Burnice, I guess.
>>498487150Ccp uses hoyo as a platform to fund the chinese military R&D.Source: my schizo thoughts
Dumb question from a dumb newfag. Do I need to get Burnice to play her story?
Burnice is the town’s bike
>watch people react to the trailer>everyone's reaction to lighter is about how he's such a loser Bwos....
>>498487508story, no there are trial characterseverywhere else? yes, you have to roll
>>498487293the alternative is one bad 50/50 loss forcing you to either skip or spend money
>>498487508Nah
>>498487508For Trust Events you need to have her yeahYou can play her Agent Story without her though
>>498487571>>498487609Who do I belieb
>>498487508No, you don't need to roll for her, you just need a high enough Inter-Knot level. You are forced to use trial Lycaon during his agent story so they'll do the same for Burnice's I assume
>>498480556>japanese humour (forma del mad in china)
>>498487565He is the Blade of zzz.
>>498487293I've had bad streaks before so I like to have a buffer.
>>498487519yes
>>498487697Blade isn't a loser though.
>>498487723>>498487723>>498487723MOVE WHEN READY
>>498487249Caesar/Lucy/Belle...
As a used goods connoisseur, I will happily claim Burnice even if she is a whore with a triple digit body count.
>>498487661We're saying the same thing, dork
>>498487731recycle the old thread instead you retarded fuck>>498480290>>498480290>>498480290
>>498481139DEEDEE GET AWAY FROM MY LABORATORY
>>498486947As long as you skip Lighter and Harumasa you can still get Mibibi
>>498485859I believe my hag wife will be in Burnice's story
>>498481187the most racist and specist human MEN
>>498487003nomi...
>>498482130>inb4 you can't play them together