Sivir Edition>>498448819 Old>Current & Upcoming Content[09/25-11/12][Event Pass] Worlds 2024[15 Year Anniversary] Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, Esports Fan Trundle and Ann-Sivir-sary[Dark Star] Sylas (Legendary), Kai'Sa, Zoe, Yorick and Diana (+Prestige)>Latest Patch Noteshttps://na.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/news/game-updates/>Latest PBE Patch Noteshttps://leagueoflegends.fandom.com/wiki/VPBE>Builds/Account Statshttps://u.gg/https://www.op.gg/https://lolalytics.com/>Model Viewerhttps://www.modelviewer.lol/lolg/ OP pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/8xZvBfnZ/lolg/ Pickemshttps://pickem.lolesports.com/pickem/worlds/leaders/join/6974593370362936241
zyra isn't even a real champ before liandry's, but it could be frustrating to face her if you don't know how her spells work
Swain.
>>498536035Soraka! My cute wife!
NERF THE FUCKING SUPPORT ITEM. NEEF MAGES. AND BUFF ADC. RIOT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO THE GAME!?!?!WHY AM I PLAYING AGAINST JHIN, ASHE, OR A MAGE BOTTOM/SUPPORT EVERY FUCKING GAME.
>>498535879I dont have a seasonal i havent played in 6 months but heres my overall.
>>498536269That's like half the mages in the game... honestly them specifically calling out that they want characters to be more about the characters and less about the item while leaving Liandry's effect intact is a joke.
Briar won
I just played Darius in ARAM after not playing him in a good whileGod, he's such a dishonest champion>walk straight into the enemy team>pull 3 people>get dropped to 25% health>hit the pulled people with Q>back to full health>hit em with the W>one goes down>keep hitting the other>get full passive>one-shot another champ>run around with passive up one-shotting everyone
who wins this fight
>>498536580certified sissy
>>498536659I think it makes sense with zyra's kitshe is by far the best champ at applying liandry's in the game
>>498537018shen probably
how much of an incel do you need to be backdoor in ARAM with tf ult when no one is even allowed to recall in a for funsies gamemode.your existence is pathetic.
>>498536685why are her feet steaming?
>>498537051>she is by far the best champ at applying liandry's in the gameSwain and Brand are just as good if not better at abusing it.
That Zeri is actually scripting, how the fuck is he evading vanguard?
>>498537360no, you can apply from 2 screens away as zyra constantly
I dunno man, I just feel like bone plating on champs like trist mid is a little lame.
>>498537441Teemo can do that from the entire map away, it's fine and good but it's not as good as just 'instantly have it on entire enemy team for the whole teamfight.'
I fucking kneel, some third world retard is running around with his 70 IQ playing with perma auto evade (both for ingame skillshots and vanguard) and somehow manages to get stomped by Lee ADC
League made me realise that not every human life has value and that even a feral dog has more humanity than most people.
>>498537605as zyra you have it for a whole minute on the whole enemy team before a teamfight even happens
>>498537772yea bro in war there gotta be bodies
good afternoon, /lolg/. i hope everyone's having a nice dayofficial thread theme song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1f0z-myQPo
>>498537772My honest reaction:
whats wrong with Zyra players anyway. She got no dashes, no annoying movement speed shit if she doesnt go MS runes, she can be played both jungle & sup, she isnt strong mid or top if you decide to offrole her, she is just a decent mage. Seraphine is way worse
https://streamable.com/c0j7fumaybe they should add the combobreaker from arena to the main game. i wouldnt mind if i could moooove.i like this build, might be good. too bad i'm not good
ADC mains should start queueing Support and just play their ADC Champs in that role instead. The fucking Support item gives so much Gold it doesn't even matter anymore.
It's a new day to bully ADChuds !
>>498536557*buffs lethal tempo for melees only*lmao u mad?
>>498537965seraphine is an enchanter, it wouldn't make sense for her to do the same damage that zyra does
>>498536580is that a teemo support or do you play him top?seems like you like sissy champs but also big burly dudesare you gay?>>498537965i kinda hate you? mf, quinn, yorick, illaoi, kinda gross anon.
The next support who tries to sperg and screech that Xayah is a trash adc because they decided to all in when I'm at 20% health is getting reported for hate speech.
>>498538006Combobreaker would honestly be a really nice addition. That fight was just more funny than anything, though - both Gragas and Sera have lots of CC/slows in their kit and Ornn's just really immobile. I think what I'm most surprised by is how low both of their cooldowns seemed to be - I think they should have toned down haste moreso than damage in the recent item nerf.
I would pay my fucking soul to be able to know where my teammates live. I don't even want to hurt them, I just want to burn their niggerhuts to the ground just so they no longer have access to any kind of technology.
>>498536035someone reported me for using Soraka as a DPS...
>>498538810Essex.
>>498538081This is AmeriKKKa. Literal 3rd world country tier.
How do I get that dopey Sivir teemo skin?
>>498538810Report him for negativity.
>>498538002>being that far up with no vision
>>498537605liandry is literally THE zyra item, she is the best mage item passive user in the game aswell as the best arcane comet user
>>498538926Import the third world become the third world.
>>498538810people like you should be banned of all games
>Irelia gets tiny buffs while her core item is getting nerfed in same patch
I'll be playing for the next few hours.Don't queue up unless you want to lose MMR, bros.
>>498538081>become instant bros after fightingI thought that only happened in anime
>>498538942Play on the day you can get it. It's on the front page.
>>498539283what site is that anon?
>>498537360I don't even build liandrys and Rylais on Swain and he still does decent damage without it desu.>>498538942It'll be released as the 2nd last mission of the event. So soon enough.
>>498538810why just just lock in a dps champ to dps even better?
no Zeri buffs and still forced to rush an item with no crit on top of no lifesteal + crit item in the gamewp devs
HAHAHHAhttps://x.com/MarcMerrill/status/1846243708100091985
>>498526505for rape>>498526687for cuddles
>>498539578
>>498539575at least you finally got back lethal tempo
>>498539578Happy 15th anniversary, get the fuck out!For real though Riot's layoff plan seems almost over-the-top in how they take care of people, and I hear the salary is fucking ridiculous too.
>>498539578Not like most of the stuff released have been great anyways.
>>498539474Mobalytics.
>>498538810Yeah, anon, they are just retarded. These faggots on Reddit wanted to turn all Enchanters into scaling carries. With item paths and everything. But when you play them in the carry role, Bottom. They have a fucking meltdown.Once again, Reddit has proven to be a terrible source for balance. Riot needs to stop listening to them. And fire Phreak. This has been the worst balance patch in years.
>>498539578I mean, everything not LoL or Valorant is bombing or just dying before it's even out of the door
>>498539578Riot is healing or getting greedier.
cutelyn
>>498539950rapelyn
>>498539770also means they can get rid of people immediately and just roll with smaller teams whenever they want
>>498539578>a THIRD mass layoff>riot promises this will hurt neither quality nor quantity of workmakes me wonder why they even hired that much people to begin with if they never needed them apparently
>>498539770Salaries in the entertainment industry is pathetic yeah, a lot of people who work there (atleast the non artists) can double their salaries working in a different company and doing the same stuff like if they worked in finance or with computers. Artists, unless you manage to get lucky, work for decades and socialize into becoming the big guy controlling the department or something, are typically worthless and replaceable.
>>498539469I used to love that skin till that tranny in training cosplayer ruined it for me.
>>498540116no no I mean Riot pays like 2-3x what their competitors pay.
>open game>see this>know exactly who it wassuch good feel
Tank meta is whenever Vayne isnt a viable adc
>>498539741>lethal tempothat belongs to meleechads now
>>498540439The worst feel is forgetting who it was.
>>498540274Makes even more sense they trim out the fat then. But the general consensus is they do not get paid well.
>>498539578Oh no how dare a company lays off useless retards that dont contribute to anything but fill out quota
>>498537670The pillory hampers her skin designs so hardThe only skin that will be better than base is a legendary that removes it
>>498540272>letting a cosplay pic ruin things for you
>>498540272Just enjoy the skin. Don't think about that freak.
Evens league of legendsOdds some other game
>>498540101pretty common in new tech companies
it is so funny watching people try hard on this game and it is only because riot hand holds them
>>498540463liar
>>498540792unlucky
>>498539741ah thankfully I got it back now it has half the attack speed and lost the 50 range, but now I get some shitty on hit damage on my 1.5 attack speed cap character and it also doesn't apply on piercespta and conqueror are honestly betteralso it cost fleet footwork being viable at all which sucks for when you get a bad matchup
>>498540489i only report the most idiotic fucknuggets who spend the game typing walls of text after someone dares to make 1 mistake in their presence>why are you in our rank if you are so good dudealways sends them back into overdrive when their little salt engine starts to stall
>>498540647wdym the pillary can really be come awesome designs if one is creative >pillary becomes a giant croissant in cafe cuties skin>pillary becomes a floaty ring in pool party skin>pillary becomes a hula hoop in ocean song skin>pillary becomes a wreath + mistletoe in christmas elf skin>pillary becomes a flower crown in crystal rose skin>pillary becomes ring of fire in circus skin>pillary becomes a ruined chapel in broken covenent skin
running away is cringe game play
>>498541651You chased singed didn’t you
>>498539578"Hmm," Marc Merill though to himself one day, "we're spending an awful lot on employee wages and we've hired so much more of them since League of Legends began. Do we really need them all?" He decided to go speak to a few of them. "Hey there! Could you tell me what your job is here?"He had approached an enormously fat asexual looking womanman creature who did not appear to be doing anything at all, just drinking coffee and playing a game on it's phone. The creature looked up with some annoyance. "Um. My job is to check that new lore entries feature an appropiate amount of LGBTQ+ representation.""Hm, okay," said Marc, "how much work did you get done today?"For some reason, the creature scowled at Marc. An awkward moment passed and Marc realized he was not going to get an answer."Uh... Um, so what was your favorite lore you worked on? Any favorite League of Legends champion?""What's league of leg- oh. Uh. Um, Genji. I liked when we. Invented Genji. Can you leave me alone please, I'm on my break here.""Ah, okay. Um, thank you."Marc moved into a different room. There was a man sat at a computer, and he looked very busy. "Hey," said Marc.The man was so busy he didn't hear. Marc tapped him on the shoulder."Oh!" said the man, turning around. "Oh, Marc! Hey man, what can I do for you?""I was just wondering, what's your job here?""Me? Oh just coding, you know. This and that. I'm working on that new champion that's coming next year. You know the one - I think the players are gonna like it. Looking forward to that, by the way!"Marc smiled. "Me too. Good work, keep it up."Marc quickly came to a decision.
>>498540849>because riot hand holds them?
>>498541591its pillory and youre wrong
>>498541651>jax hops in and forces a fight if he can win>jax hops away and escapes a fight if he can't win
aphelios blind pick looks strong
>>498541651running away is a fundamental in trading/skirmishes and its why a lot of you are trash
>>498537906good afternoon, babe.
>>498542190Aphelios has been dogshit for months, just enjoy the free lp no need to gloat
>>498541753the end of this story is the DEI board had him fire the programmer for being a straight white male and that's why we have bugs like the pantheon hexgate 0,0 vector teleport in the game for 7 monthsbless up
Aram is the secret to achieving high honor levels fast.
Guys how do I hit every Lux E ever in lane ? Is it possible ? I feel really stupid when I miss a lux E.
>>498542336It's not worth the shame that comes with the title of "aram player"
>tfw aram and comfy tomboy ear whisper asmri think this winter is gonna be peak comfy
>>498542440Predict where the enemy is going to go next and hit that place.
>>498542224anons can't kite
>>498542336ARAMs and Normals count way less for honor level than Ranked.
NOOOO YOU CANT JUST HECKIN LAY OFF PEOPLE
>install league again>placed iron 4>climb to B3 with top quite fast>try ADC>drop down to iron 4 despite letter mechanics and CSIt's such a cucked role, people of all types just come bot to int and shit on your lane
>>498540647the pillory stay! it's an important part of her design
>>498542576But Im not a wizard, anon.i cant predict the future.
Fuck yeah!
>>498542301>bugs like the pantheon hexgate 0,0 vector teleport in the game?
>>498542639>All 4 other roles are balanced on how "fun" they feel, balance team focused on removing all the "unfun" aspects of it like forcibly removing Vayne from top lane>ADC is balanced solely around making sure that the top 15 esports players can't carry with themI think some more esports balancing will get them more viewers, it worked great for LCS. I think they might even maintain 10k viewers next year! If they're lucky, Tyler1 will collab with them and they can get 15k viewers!
>>498542440Its not possible. People can dodge it.Its harder to dodge if you are closer to your enemy but it also puts you in more danger.
this game is funny to play cause if you don't try the game will never give you anyone that can carry
>>498542796qrd
>>498542440aim at the center of your opponent's hitbox. it's impossible to dodge lux E below around 900 range
>>498542797https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kt878r6tG8g
>>498542797if you went into a hexgate while channeling Panth's E you would be taken to 0,0 on the map, which I believe was the bottom left spawn, so if you were on the top right team, you'd die. And if you were on bottom left you could instantly go back to spawn, I think.
>>498542018no u
>>498539578They still have people left to fire?
>>498543036>it's impossible to dodge lux E below around 900 range*if they don't have additional movespeed*if they don't have any sort of dash
so sick of renekton jarven panth
>>498542018>>498543101Briarfags truely are the most unlikable faggots on this board. Get a closet you motherfucking queers.
>>498543023DEI hires are getting gutted / league team getting restructured the guy in that pic saying hes impacted is lgbqt+ member so i assume its mostly just grifters getting the boot
>>498540101Companies make up useless jobs that do nothing just so they can hire more people and increase the employee count.Riot isnt the only company doing this.
>>498542749I love that artist.Cute Lux.
>>498543043>>498543057KEK
Maybe now they'll have the money to hire 1 more It person so the client can actually function. It's been 2 or 3 weeks now and match histories still won't load and half the the I log in the friend list doesn't load either. I wouldn't be surprised if the atrocious matchmaking this season is somehow due to the client not being able to handle more than one mm parameter.
crazy how standing there is a viable strat
>>498543661i realize its just like me trying to make history
>>498543630>so the client can actually function.it's a feature not a bug :^)
>>498543757https://youtu.be/ZYAPgPH9hsI?si=OcCCHOVi-TsOjE52
>>498543630They probably will, but that guy would be a Contract worker being loaned out by another company. Riot will only have him for a few weeks a year to fix all the problems.
ksante's champ theme goes hard ngl
>>498542440hover your mouse on the guy you want to hit (he has to be in range)spam e until it explodescongratz
>>498543952
>>498543559In a country like America. More than half your workforce is full of useless do-nothing jobs. Because, you destroyed your infrastructure and government programs, whilst simultaneously allowing mass immigration, and all of your actual businesses to flee to 3rd world countries. Soon America will lose Riot. And then they will fall to even further ruin.
>>498542796>>498543023>FYI Alex was the producer for accessories on League, basically emotes, icons, banners etc. Was actually going to see if we could work something out for HD icons on the wiki after he got back from sabbatical (yesterday)-From SpideraxeWe're about to get AI emotes, icons, and banners ! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>lolg likes lay offs
reminder that Nami is soft
Wave managment too hard, starting jungling instead. Literally no one to lane against, just go around & help different lanes when I can and they are happy even if a ganks fail. I think I found my calling fellas
did the game update? i keep getting >2 seconds freezes for no apparent reason its not even in the middle of a teamfight
this is the worst video game to play right now right?
>>498544585bet you're gonna play Ivern like the little sissy you are
Good afternoon lolg <3Howre your games today?
>>498544690getting over it still exists
>>498544495At this point I pray for China or Korea to take over League's development. Just so that I can have a game actually designed by humans. I fucking hate these stupid American business cucks so much. They are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet and we all would be better off if they just fucking roped.
>>498544548Unironically we need people who build infrastructure or bring back manufacturing of life long lasting products in their own countries and perhaps even consider farming better, idk, working as an office guy for a cartoon game company provides nothing in most cases.
>>498544548I don't care either way as long as things improve
>>498543257yes, so 90% of midlane mages
>>49854518990% of midlane mages have undodgable* main damage spells to trade back with
>>498545330cool, what does this have to do with the topic at hand
>>498545071Sorry, but infrastructure is for ditch diggers, anon. Only successful individuals, such as the White Christian man, may make money whilst doing absolutely nothing of value.
>>498544585this zarya seems a frog
>>498544551Yeah, just like the red fish.
>>498545392Tired of people who think and type like this. We will not converse further.
>>498545357you brought up midlane mages unprompted?
>>498545179They won't. It's only getting worse. Businessification of every industry. Everything is profit driven nowadays. Especially, in AmeriKKKa. This is the end-result of a Puritan society. Work or die. And work until you die. So that YWHY will look kindly upon you.
>>498545517red fish is busy playing video games
schizo hours
Use this Ryze build and you will be instantly teleported to rank 1 challanger.
You know who’s balanced mid? Morgana.
>>498545531It's just so tiring, isn't it anon? Dont tell me you're gonna hang in the towel now!Or... You're not planning on hanging something else now, are you? Noooo, anon, don't hang yourself!! >_< yamete!!!
how long can you guys look at shit gameplay for?
>>498546027every time I load into a game
>>498546027I could watch that swedish twink aaaaaall day.
>>498545928Ryze got shit on at Worlds. You are delusional.
>>498546127why does he think his viewerts are emarald? im iron
Where is BBC poster? I need to see my daily dose of BLVCK cock. Sissy white men just don't do it for me anymore.
>>498545592no, midlane mages is who the person is most likely to face, so it makes sense to tell them how to hit them
>>498545805She wasn't busy at that time, and she happily showed us.
@hereDo you guys cum after ur games, during, or before?
>>498546567I roll a League faproulette before every game. And cum my Supportsissy brains out both during and after every match.
>>498539875>This has been the worst balance patch in years.You people say this every 3 patches
>>498546567None. I don't know how you guys do this coom stuff over a pg13 game with models that are over a decade old. I have also never coomed over League of Legends content.
>>498546567i haven't coomed in a month best decision ive ever made in my shit life
>>498546780this. it's getting old
>>498546567during
>>498546376that's good, I hope you had a good time playing games
>>498546780Because for the past 3 patches we've had nonstop Mages in Bottom/Support. The most broken Support items in the game. And the most cucked role, Bottom. Riot, fix your fucking game.
Thx for your answers, do you guys eat ur cum? Ive been addicted to minesI love sonas new skin it is very cute and revealing but also eleganti think
>>498547169No for that either.
adcs are still complaining after all the buffs?
I will queue up for Support, pick the cutest enchanter I can, and ride my favorite dildo everyday. I typically go at it for about 2-4 games everyday. I'm even Diamond now!
>>498547309what buffs?
>>498547309not really, there are no adcs to complain
>>498546567I usually come whenever my botlane begs for ganks but I am pathing top, having the little shit stain of a smolder & thresh getting dove by 4 fed fucks while I help my little gangplank top against a riven makes me extremely happy
>>498547390Im scared to put a finger in...how do you manage a dildo...? Sounds cute tho
So why does Kai'sa build AP over AD? AD ratios are way way higher.Is it the midgame powerspike with rageblade?
Vanguard error causes my client to close mid champ selectgood one Riot!
>>498547309No, all the ADCs mains already quit the game. There is just one stubborn and based Aphelios player. Riot should unironically just hire him at this point for all the work he's doing exposing their terrible designers.
>>4985476322 actually
why is ekko such a shit champ nowwhat did they do to him
>>498546567i play a game that i can only jack off if at the end of the day i end up with more lp than when i started playing it that same day
>>498547493Ugh u sadistic person, sounds rly hot tho...
>NA wakes up>thread only talks about dick/pussy/coom please someone nuke that entire continent
>>498546868Did a month and broke itI had the most pleasurable experience afterwards...shot like 5 ft ropes omgg
>>498546994Yeah, it was comfy. Laying around and playing old xbox games.
>>498547632we know that you're sucking off yourself in third person
>>498542301wrong >>498542796
>>498547891What can you expect from a country that does nothing but fuck it's own people over?
>>498548084trve trve
>>498547950That Firestorm guy is so hot. I would let him molest me IRL.
>>498547928may I ask what did you play?
>>498548341>>498547632Firestorm is the king of EUW adcs and should honestly replace FNCs Jun so they can have a fighting chance next year.
>>498548341who? I thought you were referring to our NA Aphelios god
>>498548539Thanks for asking i mainly played halo 2 Insert soraka png here
>>498546567There are better feelings in life than cumming anon. When I did fap regularly, my game play suffered, so it wasn't worth. >>498546868Based. I ruined a 3 month streak recently, and it's been downhill since. >>498547703SEE I ASKED THIS THE OTHER DAY !! And got back, "His stats are fine." Maybe his items were keeping him viable, but right now it S U C K S playing him. His Rabadon spike is barely there too.
"kda player" has to be the most retarded inter cope in the world
suddenly you are aware that this skinline existsyou are now breathing manually
>>498548782I think that skinlines alright.
>>498548782i will find you irl and choke you, FUCK YOU, YOU CUNT
>>498548782those skins are so fucking bad.you now remember that you have tinnitus.
>>498548539Far Cry Instincts and Evolution on hard
>>498548691i need to play him for the milestone chestand i deadass lost a 1v1 against a diana before first backshe was recalling and i got her to half health before she noticed i was attacking her and then just killed me
So is wave management even a thing in mid lane ? Screwing up your wave in top lane can singlehandedly destroy your laning phase if your opponent is good.
>>498549220Play him in Ultimate Spellbook, that's what I've been doing. At least he feels a bit more playable there.
>>498549015whoa, never played FC on xbox - first game on PC was fun though
>>498549015Woah soraka should not be shooting guns!Insert nami png here
>>498549437
>>498549556Nami can shoot water guns!Insert soraka png here
>>498548782These are magnitudes better than the new dark star run
>>498548747people might use it as a cope when they bring negative value to the team but "playing for kda" is a real thing>>498549437duh, all lanes do but mid is the least demanding one and nowhere as punishing as the others
>>498550604>>498549907Should I be perma shoving waves or what ? Freezing against mages with insane wave clear seems futile
>>498550740get push = win lane
>>498550740freezing mid is basically impossible unless you're much better than your opponent or you're already giga ahead. just shove and see what you can do with it
Aram time.
>buy LDR>still do zero damage to tankswhy the fuck do i need to buy BOTRK+LDR every game to kill tanks?
>>498551368guess whats getting nerfed next patch if you said botrk you are correct!
>>498549482Hell yeah. Gotta HUNT some mercs.
>>498551349Hard mode: dont pick mages, enchanters, or adcs
>>498551718I'll see.
WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME
>>498551563thanks for reminding me to finish manhunt 2
>>498551531>lethal tempo buff(mele only)>botrk nerfanother banger from riot games
>>498546335she passed away
yesterday I had a shit day in streets and lost a ton of mmrhow do you boys keep up your mental after a loss?
>>498548782that skinline primal idea isn't bad, the problem is that everyone look the same
>>498551929who you're talking to
>>498552112thats all skinlines
>>498552040phreak looked at his stat sheet and wanted to balance out kraken slayer and botrk and he came to the conclusion that the big bad adcs are the problem and need further nerfs!please understand adcs are evil and need further nerfs after getting absolutely knuckle fucked up until now!buy yuntal ty!
>>498551980Manhunt 2? More like Fish Hunt Man2
>>498551368>failing skirmishes midgame versus tanks>everyone on my team used their armor pen allowance>said tanks are outdamaging us on top of thatgodforbid the LT buffs were not windshitter exclusive thoe
Rolled out Zyra, I'm not good at Zed.
Another Day. Another Dollar.
playing ekko is the single worst experience ive ever had in this gameim going jungle and literally everyone hunts me down cause they know im a free kill at any pointabsolutely awful
>>498552184this for the recent ones, at some point of league most of the skinlines looks AI made
>>498552360Gl <3
I finally got around to reading the Teemo (rework), Mundo and Kled stories. I also read Kled's other story, "Where the Drakalops Roam" because his was the most interesting by far out of the three, but I still generally think they were all pretty just... okay. They're not bad, but they're not really good, specifically for my tastes, either. I think the writers are far too word-y and just lay adjectives on-top of adjectives non-stop and take forever to make any points about anything. The lack of dialog (at least in these stories) also kinda bothers me a little since I'm really not so interested in purely narrated stories, which these seem to be for the most part.I'll check out Neeko and Ivern's stories tomorrow. Those seem kinda interesting at a glance, too.
Got a quadra, all downhill from here.
gaystorm
>>498552402thats not a dollar thats a turkish LIRA
>>498552716Good job anon! I bet ull carry and win
>>498552109I never lose.
>>498552315it wasn't THAT brutal
>>498548782Should have made them actual anthros.
>>498552961yo dude that isn't a girl
>>498536580Which website
Imagine
>last seconds of champ select>feel like someone moved a mountain in my bowelsbrehs wtf do i doi feel like i wont be able to hold it in but game is gonna start in seconds probably aaaaaa
>>498537018Shen wins but if you are Dzukill maybe it’s winnable
imagine what
This split sucks
>>498553431anon you just got nervous, do you have ranked anxiety?
>>498553559game quality is very terrible
>>498553431Opening my mouth wide for u anon
bros they banned our boy asmongold what now
>>498542639Why did you post an imagine froman extreme femdom futa on male humiliation artist?
>>498552550love you babymwah
Why's she so fat?
currently level 29, will be playing my first ranked game soonany advice? how different is ranked to normal quickplay?
>>498553431do some exercise, take a shower, eat healthy, clean your room, go outside.
>>498554182dont play ranked until youre at least lvl 100 you are literally clueless about this game even if you think you have a grasp on it.
>>498554182
>>498554162>tonned tummy>slim arms >slim waist>fatnigga u blind
>tank builds no armor items>i still deal half damage to them>and they have 3k+ health while my autos deal less than a hundred>and they kill me in 2 seconds
emerald and a master in one lobby what
being toxic on league is too funnycan't believe fags took that away from us
>>498554182people actually try to win, I can't really articulate how exactly this difference manifests but you can tell. also riot in their infinite wisdom will probably put you in way too high mmr so prepare to get crushed
>>498554342masters are emeralds with no life
>>498554342Cute skin! I have the same one and i rly like it even though i suck at akali :(
My Oni husband is on sale.
>>498554342that's not even uncommon
>>498554624emerald 4 cope
That's it...?
I want to be zaunites' slave
>>498554182I used to enjoy every single league games I played in fact I was scared of joining ranked because I knew that's where the sweaty players played. Duoed with a friend he was queueing up for ranked, but I didn't notice after ten games I believe it was at the time I was placed mid gold and that's when I noticed it was ranked which my friend was low silver so it was a huge conference boots for me so I started playing ranked on the regular about a year later of playing ranked every loss that wasn't my fault pissed me off every loss that was my fault stressed me out i could no longer enjoy the game without seeing my LP going up. Ranked changes people.
>>498554734Ive seen a singular emerald in masters, the emmy being an obvious smurf but I never see a masters in emerald/low diamond lobby before
>>498554870meanwhile if any other champ were having their moment in pro play they would be put in eternal damnation
>>498554342nigga its a low diamond emerald lobby that master guy has not done his placements yet thats why he has that border you fucking retard
>>498554162She's a noble woman who lounges around all day eating delicious food.
>>498555083not even in early season?
>>498551531>>498552260LMAO
BORK current health dmg is going down by 2%I mean Riot is just making fun of the irelia mains at this point
>>498555352tank meta baby! queueing up Ornn top right now
>>498555352TANK BABY YOU LOVE TO PLAY AGAINST TANKS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
i hecking love phonk and playing adc bros
>>498555352this kills the irelia
>>498555552all the champs in the game are trash
>>498555556She's getting Q buffs and other things
>Riot fired the person who made the 500$ dollars skinOHNONONO AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
>Overwatch's new champion is called Phreaklel
>queue botlane>pick a champ with waveclear>have drake prio>don't give a fuck about dealing damage>build 3 def items if needed>chillgame until win
>>498555352Nooo!! stop!!! you can't just nerf the best item in the game!!!!!!
HAHA LOL XD
Did you guys like Oner's documentary?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHLeD_B4V7Q
>>498555713>3d character artist
>>498554162She needs to produce enough milk for the entire orphanage in the demacian capital.
>1%I'll keep abusing
Just rage split, bro! :^))
>>498554279nah I'm built different>>498554312kitty>>498554519it already feels like people are trying to win, trying a bit too hard in my honest opinion>>498555057sadly I have no friends who play I do they just don't want to play with me
>>498556907is that last item you got any good?i see it used a lot
>>498556907u suck bro
>>498557242No, it sucks. But it's better and cheaper than Infinity Edge. It's a 60 AD stat-stick with Crit Chance. That's all that matters.
>>498557337he literally sucks tranny's frankenstein dicks
>>498554182if you play ranked type /deafen in chat as soon as someone starts flaming ranked players are extremely toxic the worst players in the game are the first to start insulting and blaming everyone else
>Be a melee diver that is only able to provide dmg for your team>Get your dmg nerfed until you cant do thatI mean just fucking delete irelia from the game at this point please riot its not even fun anymore to play this useless piece of trash when pedophile picks like jax and camille are top tier forever.
>game going well>enemies cant do anything at all>towers start falling>bot lane overextends every time they spawn>manage to feed adc jungler and enemy mid>25 min game drags into 40 minutes because retards just cant stop chasing 200hp enemies into unwarded jungletale as old as timei seriously feel like bot laners arent better or worse than average top or mid but holy shit they multiply their retardation together a lot of the times
>>498557513no, I want to hear the toxicity
What lolgs would make a good slave?
>>498552930everyone loses manno shame in that, just about how you get back up
all the champs are fucking boring to carry on zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
firestorm
>>498557694dabs
Give me one reason not to build heartsteel on literally every champion I play on howling abyss.
>>498557694sorakafag. he talks like he's being held captive in a basement already.
>>498557881it delays your warmog because building 2 hp items in arrow makes you paper thin in fights
this game is ass dude
>>498557694Zaunite after prison correction
>>498557694All Sona mains.
>>498557694BoodrumSteel MentalRumia
>>498557694Me
>>498557694all lowelo lolgs would do whatever someone tells them
>4 dodges>5 Declined matches
>>498558245Why are they like this?
>>498557694>>498558471
is sivir really that bad? I like playing her and just shoving and having a safe exit. She doesn't win any 1v1s and has a really weak lane, but i enjoy playing her. Can I play her to like, plat if I just work on scaling each game? does she even outscale anyone anymore?
>>498558471You're so cute morgposter. You should become a girl.
>>498558087um
How do i become lolgs boyslut?
>>498558760No, there is no unplayably bad character in modern league of legends.
>>498559047Just him or anyone else?
>>498559267yuumi
>>498559418Is fine.
Heres the secret Nautalius build everyone is abusing to climb to challanger OVERNIGHTUse it responsible and dont tell ((them)) where you got this from.
I want Briar or Vex emote
>>498559846>goes full damage>deals less damage than tank galioapproved!
>>498559992dookie
>take a dump before playing>wipe once >nothing, maybe a bit sweaty>twice>nothing>repeat>still nothing>success.jpg>sit down to play>ass feels itchy>reach to scratch>hand comes out covered in shit>i was wiping my love folds accidentallyfuck man that was not nice, made me not want to play for today
lobotomy gameplay = win
I'm not having a good time...
>>498555352
senna players deserve the rope
>>498560274cute utility adc serving his team
good night /lolg/
I love Lissandra!>>498558087What
>>498560392Don't worry its gonna get worse
>>498560501I ain't serving shit, I chillgame, you give me the +40 lp it's that simple
>>498560686she's a brownoid playing a brown champ. gets zero sympathy
>>498560664At this point just fucking remove IE
question lolgwould you be ok if all the crit strike chance was removed and ONLY IE gave crit chance (about 12.5%) but the adc items got buffed instead?
Talon bros, this is big. (moderate)
>>498560664TOTAL ADC DEATHThough in reality I already know that even if all adcs had a 45% win rate people would still play them instead of just picking mages botlane.People just love right clicking and being a meaningless pawn.
>>498560994You're next on the lay-offs.
game forces you to play at a challenger level if you want to ever win
>>498560552goodnight cutie
>>498560865>>498561076it's fake
keep my secret#shhhhif your on eune u hafve to add me right neow. i go top or mid or adc. be platinum or emerald
>>498561105please give me some ideas i have a family to feed and need hair transplant
>>498561049Talon might be the only thing that could get me playin lol againbut everything I see regarding item changes and balance shifting towards dragging the game out so nobody ever dies turned me off so much
seraphine needs a fucking nerf fuck that bitch
>>498561323are you trying to summon the boosted ape or something
>>498561440>acab.europe
>>498561323why are her skill shots so big?
Ill be back to lvl 10 soon and will be able to access rotating gamemode.
>>498562204
>>498562204what's your original account?
HOLY SHIT ITS THE REAL APHELIOS HIMSELF IN MY LOBBYIts must be his day off i guess.
Never thought I'd get to see League sunsetting, felt like a WoW-style game that would be around forever.
>>498562497maybe he wouldn't be so unpopular if he looked like THAT
>>498563114what does sunsetting mean?
WHITTE DOGG ANIMAL YOU SEE WHAT HAPPEN WHEN YOUFUCK GAME. YOU FIX LEAGUE NOW OR WE TAKE MORE SHIT AWAY!
>>498560664This is a meme luckily....Right?
>>498562476Im... someone who you wouldnt recognize even if i told you.
Are they unironically going to give up on League before making a PP Sona with giga-knockers?
will they unban my acc that has been 9 years perma now that league is dying
Why is Rell so cool and awesome?
>>498561291I think they're on the right track, but lethality items don't feel very satisfying to use, black cleaver is still just a better serylda's.The only fun item is hydra but it's so expensive.
>>498563178>unpopular Aphelios is lolgcore
>>498564885only for fags and tranny chasers
egirl chink game?
>>498565026so lolg core
>>498564205No, Bolo. Only Reginald is allowed to say the N-word and be toxic.
>>498563114Leaves fate was sealed after arcane attracted the Twitter audience. They removed pings because they hurt people's feelings, they're trying really hard to make chat a safe space and are looking for any excuse to remove all chat.
league balanced around it being ok to be dumb?
>>498566367sex with flat girls
>>498566367>>498566502Jinx probably has at least 6 STDs.
Going to a job interview now. PLEASE wish me luck, anons.
>>498567084what's the job?
>>498567084dressing up a lolg sissy like this and making her dance in front of lolg
>>498567084GL cutie ill suck ur dick afterwards
>MPEN BOOTS IS GONNA GET NERFED AGAIN FOR FUNHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA WHEN WILL THESE NIGGERS EVER LEARN? THIS IS LITERALLY THE """""DAMAGE"""" YOUR MAGES DO AT THEIR PEAK
>>498567298current draven main got hard reading this
Karma and Warwick went sicko mode this game.
>>498567742You absolutely killed it daddy
>sicko mode are you 10
games can get heated by racial slurs have no place in league
>>498568026so true
>>498567919he gets gangbanged by men. he has braindamage.
>Veigar purchases ONE (1) HP item>he now R's half your HP and can no longer be killed by assassin burst
>>498568294I love when my normie friend feeds his ass off mid and then by late game he carries teamfights by denying an area with E and one shots anybody who gets on top of him
>>498568657how does your normie friend get to late game
>trying to learn mid>ban yone>they pick hwei>ban hwei>they pick yonethis has been the case for literally every game I play for the last week. it's unbearable. you can never pressure either of these two champions at any stage of the game
>>498568759Stalling a game is easy as jungle
Okay I tried Quinn and I am in love. This movement speed is like crack.
>>498568759he usually sucks the enemy junlger off in all chat
>>498569059need lulu to lie down for a sec
>>498568768go play arams till your chat ban is over and then ask your team to ban yone for you
>>498547891did you forget all the laure gooning during esports hours?
>>498569059plap plap get pregnant
>>498554870>1% nerfLMAO
tank meta is so boring zzzzzzz does anyone like this shit
>>498566367imagine being her toilet for the day
>>498566367
>>498568294>YOU purchase one (1) HP item>you can no longer be killed by assassin burst eitherCurious...
>>498569920are we in a tank meta? i don't know, i haven't played league in three months, so genuinely asking
I love how adcfags were sucking phreaks cock before and now they all hate him
its paintan timetwitch.tv/king__grey
i wish an adcfag would suck my cock
>>498570397too small
Janna, The Goddess QUEEN of assists.
>>498570320Nice song choice.This isn't league, or street fighter 6 you liar!
>>498570520can I get a handjob at least, mommy?
>>498570397I belong to women only.
'kali
SoooooNo Morg buffs again?
>>498540101they all are probably diversity hirenotice how nearly all of them are women or liberal retards
Suck it down Tank CHUDS. I'll slam that bussy from here to Sunday. Stack all the armor and resistances you want, and then say it with me. PERCENTAGE. BASED. DAMAGE.
i can't win any games as enchanter anymore even though i always aim to go even in lane and outscale + outroam enemy sup on objectives and i still just fucking lose cause team coinflip "just roam more lul" is such a retarded answer cause even challenger support players spend a lot of time in lane
>>498571735You're wasting your team playing Enchanters for literal who's. Even though you can ditch your Bottom and buttfuck someone else. Eventually you will climb to a point where there is no one left for you to dickride.
I tried the double jungle secret technique passed through generations in the north korean super server.Its mid.
>>498571915My dick is always rideable (Jungle)
>>498561049I miss post-rework talon where you would get first blood at level 2 99% of the time.
>Disconnect because Riot said you shouldn't win your game>Get a penalty for going afkI'm about to take my pants off and start literally throwing cheeks.
need +1 member for clash NAadc or midadd 拜合提亚尔#古力娜扎
>>498571735stop coinflipping getting carried and play something else on the side
>>498572753Sure
>>498573028what can I do for you, my queen?
>>498571991Ew
>>498573056You can kill yourself you worthless piece of trash
>>498573185seraphine wouldn't say that
>>498573291She would say that to skarner and his people.
>>498573291Im Seraphine and im saying that so yes she wouldKill yourself you waste of oxygen
>>498573427*kills myself*
>>498572753Add teamdisparity#opgg
>>498559386A lot of fem anons should be girls.
>>498572753>raquanSo the bbc rumours were true...
>>498572753I guess you don't want a Masters Sera OTP bot/mid laner...
>>498572054Udyr is a massive faggot.Reasons people cant shitpost anymore. Hell reasons no one even talks in most games anymore. If I was on his team, I would have reported him just for saying he did that.
>>498570258I’d say it’s more of a mage meta. Specifically mages that build ash items.
>>498573028>>498573846aren't you an OTP, what other botlane champs do you play? you will get 100% target banned
>>498574064Ermm I can play Sona/Lux/Soraka bot as well
me when no yuumi buffs
>>498574064nigger you are an akali otp
why do the resident waifufags have the worst taste imaginable?imagine choosing shit like briar or taliyah when babes like ashe and MF exist
>>498561204Remove the Critical Chance stat from Infinity Edge. And then buff it's Attack Damage. And buff it's Critical Damage Passive.Then either buff up all the other items with Critical Chance to 30%. OR nerf the Attack Speed and Passive on Phantom Dancer. And then buff it's Critical Chance all the way up to 40% or 50%.(Send me my check to PonyPrancer/Pay.Pal)
qiqibros? any thoughts?
>>498573852>Woupd you rape your sister if she was hot AF?Maybe league is better off without talking if thats what people want to talk about.
riot kill yourselfs
>>498574064>mfw I was tempted to throw my hat into the ringglad I didn't now
>>498570764I forgor to change the thingalso it was a banger I had to add it to my skating playlistmight need to make a new chill playlist for painting
I just think shes neat
Yone!
>>498575040Windows 11 gives me the ICKI hope Windows 12 goes back to looking like Windows 10
>>498575027YOUR HOBBIES IS NOT EVERYONE'S HOBBIES
>>498575171you just like feet
still lost adc was a stupid niggerhttps://files.catbox.moe/i49pxj.webm
was that a server-wide thing that just happened or was it just the 10 people in my game
>>498575370That made a nice rhyme feet aren't my thing
>>498575003Wait, what if you made it so all the Critical Chance items did 33% instead? Then Critfags would be stuck at 99%. If they only built 4 Crit items. This is literally the 1% meme.
>>498575458in a game rn. 6/10 people got dc
>>498575572you look like that
evenin, lolg. gonna practice some more for like 2 games. feel free to drop by if you'd likehttps://www.twitch.tv/jellyfishsloth
>surprises you by stepping into your room while you play>wearing an underwear that hugged her curves in all the right places, she asks you>"do you think I've gained a few pounds?"
>go back to playing Briar jungle>immediately get giga winning lanesit's that easy, huh>captcha xayah rakan
>>498575681
>>498575681what race are you?you sound african-amercan
>>498575689yeah but that just means there's more of you to love
>>498575628yep figured ty>SHXYT
>>498575681https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/471453795/#q471491865not until you give him what he deserves
>>498575914lee can still oneshot her btw
>>498575973we all got leaver penalties btw all 10 of us thanks rito instant classic 幹得好
>>498575323What?
>>498576164IF RAPE/INCEST IS ALL YOU CAN EVER THINK ABOUT, THEN YOU'RE RIGHT THAT YOU'RE BETTER OFF WITH YOUR MOUTH SEALED WITH A ROOFING SEALANTBUT YOUR HOBBIES IS NOT EVERYONE'S HOBBIES
11 years i been playing this god da,mn game滚蛋 god damn bastard
>>498575681/lolg/'s queen
>>498575198Kayn!
>>498576603
Thank Riot Games™ for the super cute vex emote!
my wife looks like this
>>498575920you mean.. sibling love, ofc right>>498575010I don't even know if this can be considered a buff, her W had been nerfed last time so it probably just went back to doing the same damage as before
>>498577310Cool, my wife looks like this.
>>498577419yes ofc, I love you big sis! *hugs*
>>498577548my wife won
>>498575027Maybe the internet would be better if you didn't take an obvious shitpost like it was a serious statement/question.
>>498577787Maybe the internet would be a better place if we didnt talk about fucking our sisters even as a shitpost.
>>498576808When are you going to put a blue piece in your hair like that?
>>498578018Stop being a retarded faggot.
>>498578004Poppy isn't in the worlds skin list for T1 or GenGWe're screwed...
>>498578316actually true thoidk why people are so disgusted by it when there are even more disgusting things to be disgusted about u feel me?i love league of legends but have never played summoners rift clash. i hope poppy gets nerfed alongside tanks
lux doesn't seem to be consenting in that pic
>>498578707then why are there love hearts around her gookspeak?
>>498576017>somebody begged for feet picsevery day i find a new piece of /lolg/ lore and it just keeps getting better
>>498555713Honestly these are massive layoffs, what the fuck?
>>498578791https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/489920532/#489954848she has a lot of lore
>>498578756just cos she likes it doesn't mean she consented
>>498578791not only that but has harbored a grudge for not getting said feet pics ever since
>>498578756those hearts can be heart icons of honors she got from last match
>>498578938lets not derail the thread this hard
>>498578939quiet, whore
>>498577685I hope your wife bites your face off.
Why do some people think you cannot dislike 2 things at the same time.If you're disgusted by 1 thing you cannot be disgusted by anything else you used up all of your disgust points.Thats not how it works?
>>498579156You guys get more that one disgust point?
>>498579318I really hate to be 'that guy' on 4chan because I've never said it and it's annoying, but: MOAR PLS (i love league women feet so much)
>>498579560
>>498579019go placate your simps
How do i get simps.
>>498580085Thank you, Sir. I sniffed my screen.
>>4985805871. name yourself something girly2. make up a recognizeable posting style3. post in the thread, perhaps play with people in the thread
>>498580587Ill simp for you
>>498580587>claim you're a woman>act feminine>post female champsezpz
>>498579804I need her badly
>>498579318licklick>>498580085likclickliocklicklicklick
>check xitter>more riot layoffs>alex quach the driving force behind all the lgbtqxyz nonsense has finally bit the dustholy BASED might start playing this game again
>>498580982I did all of those already and nobody simped for me.
>>498581228Who r u
>Wake up>Volibear is still reworked
Has the BBC anon came back since the /vg/ update? Or did it actually work and he can't post LoL females getting blacked now?
two sides to a story but they never tell MY side
>>498581689He did but he isnt here right now in this moment.
>>498581689hopefully posts that mention him are next
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxEivd9-gHEThe new kween of lolgArcaneGODs won
>>498581919hopefully all spammers are next
I haven't played since 2020, what's new? Game's downloading right now
>>498582109>downloading it's over
>An Update on How We're Evolving League>we're laying off more people again
>>498582109How do you expect us to summerize 4 years of updates in a live service game that gets updated every month like...?You crazy.
>just think of vanguard like a rework to your client. reworks are good!>and think of this layoff like a rework to your employment
>>498582109Idk i cba telling u
>>498582271don't worry, the twitter outrage will sure result in something, just like the last time they did a mass firing
>>498575681Give tazmir what you owe him
>>498581689the bbcspammer simp was so hilarioysly upset when this happened
>>498582969I wanna suck u off right now
should i stream now that jelly is done
>>498582969
>>498583078sure
>>498582756he was a necessary evil to repel trannies and avatarfagslook now we have an irelia and akali avatarfags
>>498575681i just wanna know why u lied to me
>>498583127morgfag is back too
>>498583127no he wasntyou can kill youself just like the spammer
>>498575681Y you lied to him man
>>498581739i choose...akalithen kai sathen ahridc about eve
>>498583112o-okhttps://www.twitch.tv/nantonaku_2d
>>498581739lolg more like lolig amirite
>>498583102literally me but metal gear revengance music
>goes to korea>"but wait, she is with someone?">turns out she went there with bf>they drink and fuck offscreen on stream>turns off stream>doesn't stream regularly anymore>goes back home after getting diamondholy based, they really just nonstop fucked for 4 weeks straightit was worth going to korea for
>>498583102I fucking hate the fact that Samira is a woman. There aren't any male ADCs beyond Lucian/Ezreal/Jhin and they went and made Samira. It could've been kino but instead we got safehorny slop
>>498583570THIS GIRL is the best Qiyana NA
>>498583570all women streamers have off camera boyfriends
Can dumbdigger stream i cba watching these other niggers' streams
>>498583127>implying he stopped avatarfags>implying he improved the thread in ANY senselmao
I cleared. bigly.stupid fuck jungler cant listen to instructions
j*lly sounds so autistic on her stream, not 4chan's autism like literal medical diagnosed autism
>>498583570>>498583685>>498583636Buy an ad nigger
>>498583501based
>>498583725he stopped morgspammer akaliposter and ireliafag
>>498583716yeah why not lets do it. hardstuck perma silver ranked ttv dumbdigger
>everyone DCs and get leaver penalty/LP lost, even Doublelift got it>no notification of problems or any communicationis riot dying?
>>498583895Hell yeah
>>498583780she's a mentally ill college drop out who made league her personality. what do you expect? bless her mom and bf for putting up with that shit.
>>498583851at the expsense of making the entire thread unusable for all of lolg? super worth kek
>>498584017Lol doesn't make any money anymore
>>498583851He would be unironically good if he got rid of namibot and ozsomedude but he didn't
>>498584273>ozsomedudewho
>>498584017>Ranked split reset sucks >Vanguard ruins games twice within a week>Riot lay offs>G2 loses because of a bugOctober ain't looking too hot...
>>498584298Onehornedgoat aka sorakaspammer
>instant ads when clicking your stream
>>498584298The guy who got buttblasted so hard over vgs he became a sissy avatarfag
>>498583895You should form a clash team with Steel, chenna and JFS
just heard your entire art team got scrapped, unlucky lolbabs. enjoy the aislop gook art!
>>498584690are you serious?
>>498583127apologists should be skinned alive unironically not in minecraft
>>498584575not big enough
>>498584834Check the archives. His ritual posts started after he dropped his name and stopped playing in vgs.
>>498584693All of them deserve gentle anal.
>>498584693add vbl and youve got a full sub bottom squadgotta find 5 dom tops to form a clash team too
>Go through my sisters search history to look for anything embarrasing to blackmail her with for fun like that shes a lesbian or something>Find out she posts to /lolg/EwwwwThe thread was already archived so i couldnt check what poster she was from the (You)'s but the fact she posts here makes me cringe.Any of these posters could be my sister.
>>498583851>>498584069>>498584273>>498584298Didnt stop Lissfag though
stop grooming lolgs
>>498584017>announce layoffs>game immediately breaks
>>498585401set your sister up with a lolg
>>498585458No!
>>498585583Can i suvk ur dick...
>>498584298What kind of irl name is “Oz”
>>498585918Osbourne?
i hate league of legendsi hate rumiabut most of all i hate myself
>>498585693Yes.
>>498585918Him and his simp both have weird ass irl names. Must be a thing that if you don’t have a normal name, it causes you to become an undesirable outcast.
>>498584945this is actually frightening material to look at....
>>498586164Ign? >.<
>>498586042I need you to sit on my face.
>>498584879
>>498585087Would you use a vacuum cleaner to suck their poops out of their butts?
>>498585918He lives in some fly over state too lol
>>498586676Nta but id use my mouth
>>498586042what happened
>>498586783Ezreal...
>Want a new Riot name>Can't think of anythingBros...
>>498585401>imagine becoming attached to an anon>hitting on them>exchanging discords >duoing >falling in love>then you reveal your true names and find out its your sister
>>498537018It's not even close
>>498586990this but also you're gay and the sister was pretending to be a boy on here like windup merchant
>>498586990didn't that happen to a couple irl? finding out they were long lost siblings?
>>498586990Purest form of love nglI wish i had a sis
>>498586764They prob have sex with each other. I mean Kyopp blew Azakana so.
>>498586661perfect, also bonus pitpussy
>>498587126Qrd?
I wish Ly*a would join steel's and dumbdigger's clash team but I don't think she'd like being on the same team as j*lly
>>498587126But she had mouth herpes. Does it still count?
I fantasize about being American sometimesBut I will never be able to move there because you only want 3rd world immigrants and not western Europeans who speak English fluently League of Legends
>>498587325ooo noooo the most forgettable needy bitch won't play with us
>>498587663why do people always make tristy out to be some kinda perv she's a sweet innocent girl
What lolgs need rough and dry anal?
>>498587325That's because redacted was too dumb to figure out to make a clash team in the first place and also inted her ass off.
did they fire the CHUD who RUINED SKARNER yet
>>498587880me
>>498586676I'd also use my mouth. None of it should go to waste.
>>498587880Me and dont forget a piss in the mouth afterwards!
i like how vanguard is constantly running except for when i actually want to play
>>498587964Would you use their genitals ever?
>>498587067>double dildo>goes in both girlies asses>neither tops>neither bottoms>both cum without touching their parts
>>498587921Doja? What do you have against Jelly ...
>>498588223need this
Blackfire torch really feels like it does nothing.
>>498587921that champ is for handless niggers
>>498588326hi...
>>498588103For sucking and licking yes. Penetration is for the back hole though...
>>498588374Milio? I agreeSyndra though is the 2nd hardest mage so much so even Chovy can't play her
>>498588404go on
>>498575835WTF DELETE THIS
>>498588483no syndrabitch is literally old ap sion
>>498586990i was falling for an anon but then i learned they were a guy and when we exchanged discords it kinda died out...;_;
>>498588335Which is weird because that item is basically Morg in item form. I miss that item that made teammates deal more damage to targets you've cc'd.
>try champ out>not a fan>try the same champ ages later>they become my maindid this happen to anyone else
>>498588491*kiss*
>>498587325why
>>498588920why not
>>498588862>briarfag so stupid he can't tell a man from a woman
>>498588862your fault idiotonly men are capable of romance and lovewomen cant fathom wholesome genuine companionship and caringits why there are no lolg egirls dating other lolgs but the gays are all over eachother
dumbdigger always gets the shitty teammates
>>498587841>t. Rumble
>>498588863Evenshroud?
>>498589061hi l*ra
>>498589061slim pickings and not anyone you'd want to date
>>498589138his team are mega fags this game
>>498588862But you're a girl.
>>498588957as in why would they hate to be on the same team?
why does dumbdigger always get the blackest junglers
>>498589398vantablack even
Wits end Briar?
>you are the only constantHow true is this
>>498589509only 1 tricks say this
>>498589509you are consistantly in your games and if you are low elo then all 10 of you are consistantly bad :^)
>>498589060don't bully briarfags
>this can defeat zed and all his cloneskinkou clan response?
*dies in your wife's arms*
>>498589942catfish them instead?
>>498589848*saves you*
>>498589848Sorry anon, must have been something I said
dumbdiggers apm is so chill
>>498589848isolde! nooooooo!
i miss swarm
>>498590014shut up no one cares no one fucking cares
>>498589479useless troll item not worth buying ever on any champion at this point after recieving 50 nerfsthe only way to justify it is you bought an early negatron cloak and then you upgrade it into wits end late game >>498590014ultra chillplay
does macro matter vs silver players?
>>498589942>briarfagswe have multiple briarfags?
>>498590245alright :(
>>498589201Yep, fav item ever created. I also go glacial on her over whatever meme runes i currently popular on her, probably comet.
>>498590250Ah, fair enough I wasnt aware it had been nerfed a bunch, I like that it has tenacity at least
Is there anything funnier than making one mistake and then your ADC having a melty shitting his diapee and abandoning lane at level 5? Love main character syndrome.
why couldnt dumbdigger end the game ?
>>498590337we have many. at least 4 minimum
>>498590562jungler was subsaharan
>>498590337They all obnoxious and retarded. Literally clones of eachother
>>498590302macro is something you can make alone, you need your team know macro, that's why macro isn't important in pisslow. you can split push top and aggro three enemies to kill you, but your pisslow team wont try to get baron because of that or take towers in the other side of the map
My clones are cooler than me
this guy is trolling right?
>>498590302>>498590827>you can't make alone..
>>498590515yeah when he does that and then I proceed to never be on the same screen as him for the rest of the game, always a hoot
duo?
>>498590930explain
>>498591130>>498591138yeah post your ign
I've always had attack move with range on x and have used it when necessary on caitlyn for exampleBut recently I've started using a grip where I use it all the time and my gameplay is suffering, but I can't switch back to playing like beforeHas anyone dealt with a similar problem?
>>498591235i believed you could win that game
>>498591130login
Is Diana strong this patch or is it me being good at jungle?
>>498591612yes now buy her prestige skin goy
>>498589509not true, riot has openly made a post saying 45% of your games are win favored and 45% are loss favored and you are supposed to have control over the last 10%. that was like 7 years ago when the system was fresh and there was a bit less cancer in the champ pool. now after 7 years of retards getting hard locked into a rank after years of playing 1k games a season i would be surprised if the margin of games you control hit even 3%
>>498591674It's not in the shop
>>498591325who looks like this and wants to play with me
>>498590698they just really like posting briar. what's wrong with that?
>>498591325next iv bag champ?
>>498590621disgusting
>>498591325come back here and wear your panties, y-you dumb experiment!
>>498590621they all need to be put in the grinder
>>498591837>theyyou all sound the same. zero personality difference. you heard one briarfag, you've heard all of them.
>>498592323
he just said he is adding silvers to discord to yell at them.......
>>498589509I don't think it's true anymore. Definitely not this split, and towards the end of the last split. There's a countless amount of vocal players who were a division higher than they currently are with a negative win rate this split, and I've just been collecting all of their posts to not seem like I'm a schizo for experiencing it too. Before these last two seasons ? Sure, "you're the only constant." But when lanes feed before 10 minutes constantly, there's nothing you can really do, because it'll soon trickle to your lane.
dumbSISTERS... is he retarded?
>>498592876low emotional intelligence probably close to none/zero human interaction outside the bare bare minimumno family
>>498592697based
>>498592876He alerted his neighbors with his rage screaming one time
is it ever okay to rage at silver players?
>>498592419>>498591325Cute Briars
posting zoe to help reach the bump limit
>>498593485you shouldn't be raging at kids over games to begin with
>>498593485yes, they play so badly it cant be considered even be considered a game, let alone a fun experience
>>498594224>>498594224>>498594224>>498594224
>>498593886post more next thread too thanks, also annie
>>498593886built for anal
>>498536685>>498536717gooning