Halloween Edition.Crew: https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/no_fun_aliowed_vg/ - PC only.To join, you have to:>Set profile to public>Open friends list>Go to the crew page and request to join>Drop your name herePS4 Community - socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 - PS4 only>New Players Guide:https://leo3418.github.io/collections/gta-online-guides>Import/Export Guide:https://i.imgur.com/au4XFy1.png>Regularly Updated Vehicle Testing:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLx_tHjuVuROCv7VtfMkQs7TvJaMdGITxBk>Vehicle informationhttps://gtacars.net>Interactive maphttps://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map>I want my picture in the cover!Just follow the theme, post a picture and ask to be added.Previous Thread: >>497797102
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>>498769095>10 months since GTA 6 TRAILER 1
>>498771867It's been that long already? So November next one or post election?
what cover are we on this week?
>>498779651Yacht life. Who doesn't have one is poor.
>>498779892I'm going to hijack one. you'll never know the difference
>>498780539We may not be able to see it, but deep down we will still feel it.
>>498774926It's a ghost car that attacks players.
https://youtu.be/watch?v=fuN7iJ67_fE&t=597
so what is your bet for the winter dlc?
>>498782779https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ3YRbhIpxY
>>498783075Garbage
>>498783075Them dropping the whole cop thing as they milked it enough with their 12 vehicles. Guess we might be getting another expansion for the Contract missions but with Michael as in the easter egg mid 2024 suggested.
>>498783075Lucia dating sim, as preparation for GTA 6.At the start of the 6 Lucia kills your GTAO protagonist and ends up in jail.
>>498784152>At the start of the 6 Lucia kills your GTAO protagonistHonestly would be pretty cool.
>>498784152>At the start of the 6 Lucia kills your GTAO protagonist and ends up in jail.>kill a billionaire crime lord federal agent with multiple ex-government facilities, an orbital death cannon and a flying bike?no way
>>498786651The power of cutscenes can kill anyone.
>>498786651Lmao real post. The only way she can kill us is by outliving us. Probably going to retire Mr Madrazo senior style and pay future gangsters for personal protection.
>>498786651one shotted by a level zero getting out of your toreador
They could have made us handsome like picrel, but instead we will play some zoom zoom who looks like Garand Thumb and the Rittenhouse boy had lab clone. What in the world is Jason for a name? Press (X) to Jason as Lucia.
>none of the thread sluts are posting
>>498787313Me in the background drying my hair.>handsome like picrelThat's not the hot pilot.
>>498787313>>498788184Hoping the character creator in 6 is better than 5's so that I can make a character like one of these.
>>498788184Pretty good concept for a character as well. I seriously wonder why they went with the most generic male for 6 they could find. Even the old protagonists were iconic and good looking. Claude is probably the best fit for someone young.
>>498788384the hair definitely will be amazing, all with physics. for males I hope we can have some greaser styles to pop switchblades when an NPC talks trash.
>>498787878I'm here, bbcakes.>>498789037I honestly think they went with a boring character to appeal to all the troglodytes who will throw a shit-fit about having to play a woman.So they rewinded the clock back to "generic white man with brown hair protagonist times" with Jason as a "look baby, we didn't forget about you, btw, white lives totes matter *wink*"
>>498789428Cute dolphin tat and work gear for the Vanilla Unicorn. Wonder if Rockstar will tone it down or up the depravity. If the strip club is not back in both online and SP they've become weak.
>>498789428>look baby, we didn't forget about you, btw, white lives totes matter *wink*I know this is rage bait, but I worry they game might turn out shit à la "le raised finger telling me I am bad". Especially after Arthur being such a clown in RDR2.
>>498772235If not, we take over Congress.
>>498789759That line "getting rid of frat boy culture" makes me think they won't allow players to walk around in lingerie and panties anymore.Unfortunately corporate feminism is in the puritan stage, we'll eventually get back to "hey hot women are fucking cool", so maybe a few years into 6 online we will get back to this level of sluttery.
>>498792463Well they say that stuff for media and maybe it still will be there. What is written into the story is one thing, what players do out of their own volition is another. Journos tend to look past what they have to manually do. For them a game is like a movie. If it is not in there because you have slut Lucia yourself, they will miss it.
>>498786953honestly realistic lmaolow levels are agro as fuck
https://www.take2games.com/ir/news/take-two-interactive-software-inc-report-second-quarter-fiscal-6 >Take-Two Interactive Software, Inc. to Report Second Quarter Fiscal Year 2025 Results on Wednesday, November 6, 2024Trailer #2 drops in ~20 days.
>>498799371as does my panties
>>498800006Nice! Will be excited for both. At least I'll be having my GTA$ for it by then. 3,100,000 farmed alone today with all businesses. Finally a good week with the acid lab.
I HATE DILDO DODOI HATE DILDO DODOI HATE DILDO DODO>hurr durr toy helicopter missions are so hard XDTired of this meme. Those are easy as fuck.Any mission in Vice City people say is "hard" is actually not that bad. Take a few tries, but are ultimately manageable.Dildo Dodo actually mindbroke me.A lot worse than The Driver but only because I lucked out and the fat fuck's AI stuck somewhere.
>>498803267https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJNI5vO7gN0
>>498803267Depends what your input device is.
>>498803267>Tired of this meme. Those are easy as fuck.It was the first time most people flew a heli on gta, that's why they had problems.Same with Zero missions on SA.Same with puzzles on Portal.There's probably a name for this phenomenon.
Not bad for a few minutes of riding around on a motorcycle that I would have been riding anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bvmWMi8NasHow do I get abducted and anal probed? Asking for a friend who's into that.
>>498804535Last year abductions started on the last week.
>>498803927I just cut through everyone with rotor blades, then plant the bombs at my own pace. Both in Demolition Man and Haitian mission.Tedious but effective.>>498804353For me the worst part of San Andreas is the flight school. If it was at least optional, I wouldn't hate it as much.>>498804092Keyboard. I was playing on PC.
>>498804654So all in this calendar are the new ones? Don't miss the ones that appear only one day I guess. Waiting a year sucks.
>>498803267Toycopter is only ass with K+M. It's trivial with a pad.
>>498805042Maybe but that's not an issue for me.My issue is fucking Skimmer.Skimmer is a creation of Satan, I swear. Is it any better with a pad?
Don't forget to photograph the UFO today. This is the one positioned above the mural that tells of the legend of a young lad that stole a jetpack from da' man.
>>498806053Did he ever explain what it was for? Was it fuel or something to get high af on?
>>498806350I don't believe he did.
>>498806721Maybe it was something making him younger. Omega and The Truth have a striking resemblance if you ignore the age difference.
>>498807470Perhaps alien eggs simply make an excellent fuel for jetpacks.
>>498808167Gotta find out on 31st when we can visit it in the facility.
>>498763470>>498764954I'm on now if you still want it.
Starry night, time to rest.
>>498805302All vehicles are easier with a pad, so yeah.
I like how every Bodhi comes with a little memorial to Johnny Klebitz.
>g cache in power station>shock myselfkek, it's the little things that make this game great.
>>498815301its the big things that make it shit
Didn't see the ufo today, lads.
>>498820927It saw you.
>>498820927>wait for UFO on chiliad to see where it spawns>it spawns on chiliad and instantly de-spawns>try changing lobbies to get it to spawn again>doesn'tNice.Glad this one appears multiple times cause I can't be bothered to wait 48 minutes for it.>>498815301truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue
why do you want the alien to spawn? newfag t.
>>498821910uh, meant to reply to this instead >>498820553clicking numbers do be hard
>>498821138Oh-no-no-no-no-no
>>498822039There's a bunch of UFOs that will spawn >>498804963If you photograph them all you get some unique rewards.Clothes and hats and stuff like that.... and some money.
>reported a few players over the last few weeks>check their rockstar profile>this profile doesn't existfeelsgoodman.jpg
>>498823915>crew named 'nigger killer'>report it>check profile after a few days>crew510234
>>498824130I admire your dedication. I just report them and forget about them entirely.
So there was this guy off radar going around in a Toreador blowing people up for the whole hour I was there.
>>498827189>so i was playing gtao
>>498821910Stand further away. They vanish when you are near.
My clone refuses to show himself!!!
>>498829983Maybe you're the clone.
>>498824130>>498824183>ram some guys car off the road while we are both driving on the highway>his tism activates and he speeds up to run me off the road blow me up in my car with a sticky and then calls in mercenaries and a mugger to kill me and drives up the mountain where I spawned to try and kill me over and over again>message him "people can't take jokes these days">he responds wom womp>piss him off by messaging him until he starts talking shit>report him to PSN>he takes a week vacation off of playstation a day laterwompwomp.jpg
>>498830326Then why didn't someone kill me? I happen to be very killable.
>Get disconnected from online>Spawn in as Michael>He's with Amanda>She leaves while saying something cunty>toolup>Blow her upAs it should be.
>>498830519>I happen to be very killablehawt
>>498830519Just aimlessly drive around and some Oppressor kiddie will.
>>498831189Anon, this is about the haunted doppelganger event.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3k-5DfvDMg
A bit rude of motorists to run over the corpse of my fallen clone.
>>498838383how gun belt?dont say cheating modding
>>498838943Elaborate glitches to pull it from some utility outfit. Did that outfit years ago, and they may have patched it by now.
>>498839204die
>>498839334No modding was involved.
>>498839426cheating in any way including in game cheats like opressor is high faggotry
>>498839685Enjoy being a beltless ground dweller.
The one time I try to get some money from this 2 x bonus I crash my bike into the water, after cycling through full servers with no CEO spaces.
>>498841597lmao
>>498841597Acid lab is one of the only sets of delivery missions that could be considered enjoyable, so it's kinda a surprising kick in the nuts when something like that goes wrong.
>>498804353>Zero missions on SAIirc ''supply lines'' had a bug on ps2 where the fuel runs out too fast. >>498803267Yeah the VC helicopter missions were easy.
>>498841739I'm glad it gave you some joy, that's something at least.>>498841987I'm done with this game for a while. There is never winning with this game, it's not possible, it's never going to happen, so I should just give up completely on it, I've already shackled myself to it though, because I'm retarded, a fucking idiot fool. I do this just so I can get spit on, and kicked, then cast away with nothing to gain but suffering.
>>498842621this is the 548792754th time youve said you were quitting gee tee ayy ohh forever THOUGH
>>498842621Sounds like you just need to shoot some zombies for a while.
>>498842990I didn't say forever this time. I probably should, but the game is literally rooted into my heart, because I'm an absolute fool.>>498843004Maybe. It's over anyways.
>>498844168When you go go goI know, it never endsWhen it's over, can I still come over?When it's over, is it really over?Never change bad break-up anon, you're my favorite anon.
>>498845402Kek, whatever bad happens, at least we have that I guess.
Almost disappointed there wasn't more rain. I guess next week is when it gets intense.
just found a bravado gresley for the first time in monthsits been removed from the website but can be free on the street and its kinda good to best in class suv
How would you feel if for one day, all the NPCs on the street were all zombies trying to attack you?
>>498852984irritated
>>498853363But you have normalcy for most of the year.
>come back online after sleep>all these unhinged burger postsYo take meds.
>>498839685No, complaining about an anon's use of harmless exploits to get a visual appearance is the actual faggotry.That said desu it's almost unforgivable if GTA6 won't allow for strap / holster customization regardless of outfit because it should damn well be doable on modern tech.
how likely is 6 to have gore mechanics near the level of more recent games like RDR2 as well?
>>498866110>The Nail Gun is a cut weapon in Grand Theft Auto: Vice CityIf we are talking about gore mechanics in R* games, here is something I'd like. Overall the game should have an "improvised" weaponry feel.>be on a mission>you disguise as construction worker>not allowed to bring guns>carry nail gunHitman did this right.>how likely is 6 to have gore mechanics near the level of more recent games like RDR2 as well?It depends on what they get past censors in countries. I could see them cut features again if they affect a rating. Not that I care, make it rated M.
>>498866110
>>498867723fuck of with your redditor tier gifs and social shunning when you are uncomfortable with others you insecure faggot
>>498824183>>498830430you will never be a woman, faggot.
>>498838174google the place and read about the buildings
>>498864471>>498868170based replies
Remember to to abuse AFK methods that are unpatched to get double acid lab money this week.Quick rundown:>4 hours with lab upgrade.>5x bars of product with 1 generated every 48 minutes>Boost once every real world day, gives 1 free extra bar (double speed only 48mins = 2 bars)Refill supplies via phone every 90 mins.https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=patched+idle+gta&sp=EgIIBA==
>>498875317don't tell people how to afk so they don't know what to patch, I figured it out in a couple of days last time it's not hard if you're not retarded.
>>498875794Youtubers are telling millions of viewers. Also I didn't tell how to do it. I showed how to search it. Now don't create drama here. R* only reads reddit and watches streamers.
>>498875880I hate youtubers
>>498868170>guy obsessed with gore can't handle mild criticismGet triggered, snowflake.
>>498886134Oh no...is...is that gore...in my M rated game???AIEEEEEEEE
>>498887021If you're gonna put anything in my mouth it better be a good dick instead of your stupid assumptions.
>>498887674Dismemberment??? In my game franchise with killable hookers, missions about turning people into sausages, and railroaded 30 minute long car battery piss fetish torture sequences?? You've gone too far now buddy...
>>498888304strawmen? in my arguments?it's more likely than you think.free stupidity check
>gore and antigore ate fighting againcompromise: gibbing but no blood
>>498890034You're forcing me to imagine an alternate form with full dismemberment combined with splatoon levels of blood everywhere.
>>498890407>Can pick up bloody legs and arms, to use them as melee weapons that gush blood.>Can pick up dripping heads, and throw/dropkick them as they spray everywhere.Breath of the Wild gets 90% of the way there.
Would nu-Rockstar have the balls to bring>good citizen bonusback?I remember larping as a self-appointed sheriff of Vice City beating up CRIMINALS (not feeling like getting banned for that word this time) running away from cops. Not doing anything else, just walking around town and waiting for a chance to lay a smackdown on some THUG and get 50$.
>>498891071they wont even have the balls to make fun of transsexuals DESU
>>498891071Ha! Fuck no they won't. I wouldn't be surprised if we got some GTA version of ACAB in 6.
>>498891356>gorefag is a chudunsurprising>>498892470Every GTA is ACAB, did you ever play the games?Cop hate is almost the central point of the games.You're literally rewarded for killing cops.
>>498886134>snowflake for liking goreYou might be too young to use this site and I love how you didn't deny you are a redditor.
>>498892621>Every GTA is ACAB, did you ever play the games?Did you?
>>498887674>in my mouth it better be a good dickYou forgot to attach your female comfort character to your post. At least add your avatar to your opinions. I know from your lingo which female char is yours. You also come online reliably at certain times of day.
>>498892621>Every GTA is ACAB, did you ever play the games?>>498824183>>crew named 'nigger killer'>>498789428>all the troglodytes who will throw a shit-fit about having to play a woman>>498765849>https://www.reddit.com/r/GTACarMeetMarket/comments/132yp93/the_lscm_restricted_vehicles_list/A pattern emerges.
>>498892967that's the guy who 2-3 threads ago asked to defund cops
>>498892967oof, so close>>498893108cool reddit spacing
>>498893427>cool reddit spacingFor that there would have to be lines with whitespace. You might be too low IQ to troll or your language barrier keeps you from understanding what spacing means. I could make a good allegory: Spacing is an empty area, such as the one between your ears. Geddit, Mr Reddit? You are fucking retarded my hombre That's what it means, my dear creatura de las Americas
>>498893742>ObsessedSuddenly it all makes sense.
>>498893427>simply uncheck the posts in 4chanX that are yours>It's not mepicrel
>>498893938That's the guy that keeps making shit up to stir up arguments, just ignore him.
>>498838383how do you get your character to pose like that?
>>498896483That pose? That's one they have in the appearance menus. When you double-tap the caps-lock, they do a thing.
>>498893990Just ignore the mentally ill troon.
Today's ufo only appears once and it's by that crazy bitch's house.
>>498900006Yesterday's ufo did not reappear either despite lobby hopping. I had a pic but could not send it. I know it comes back next week, but if this mother... glitches again today. Fuck R* for not being able to code.
>>498900006>that crazy bitchProbably a bit easier to just say it's over the lighthouse.
>>498900187You knew exactly where it was.
>>498901587I already knew.
>>498900176>did not reappear either despite lobby hoppingdid you wait till the next night?also if you hop lobbies and someone's already startled it it won't be there
>>498903316>did you wait till the next night?I could have, but it was almost 4.a.m. in my timezone and another 48 mins waiting seemed unappealing.I just get it on... >>498804963the 27th, only today's and 23rd's are critical. Fuck that logic though that you can miss one. I don't even need the money, I just want to have some gatcha/collector fun. Can I have that R*? I have it in my gallery even. Just code right.Never approach! Stay 600m away, photograph from chopper or any air vehicle. Redo the pic if needed. I edged closer and it zapped away.
Can I be a black woman in GTA 6? If they pull off pretty faces I will do it.
>>498908395https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGt_JGHYEO4mumble rap in gta vi?
People told me it's possible but I didn't believe it. First time happening to me.
>>498900006>Today's ufo only appears once and it's by that crazy bitch's house.I'm there now, it's night very soon ingame.
>>498916016Ahh yiss
>>498866110I would be very disappointed if not at least on the tier of Max Payne 3 with good bullet decals and ragdoll impacts.
>>498921372>gore topic comes back up>someone will rage againIs someone doing this on purpose.
>been working the biker clubhouse sales for custom bikes at 50k every like 15 minutesits pretty good money but i just now realized i was missing out on my 50k mixed special goods from lupe as well as my bunker 50kdamn
>>498922134just let warehouse technicians source random amounts for fixed prices, the net benefit is high and it is passive once you instructed them, then you can do other shit in the meantimebut I stopped caring, acid lab and night club + NC safe it is for meeven a 50 min chop shop mini heist + prep is way faster income for 200+300+400k
>>498922529whats so good about acid lab?i fucking hate the stoner faggots clowns and i run night club autoshop never tried acid
>>498922702It's the fastest way to make money with a passive business.
>>498922702do 10 fooligan jobs for upgrades, do 6 story missions for free brickade, do all story missisons for a free ocelt virtue electric imani super car>whats so good about acid lab?free AFK money on idle screens, solo sales in 7 mins, no raids>i fucking hate the stoner faggots clowns and i run night club autoshop cannot help you with relaxing>never tried acidjust chill and do 1 fooligan every 48mins (cooldown) until 10, take notes how many you've doneplay the story and don't get tilted
>>498923952it works like a biker business?
>>498924238>it works like a biker business?On sale you are Biker MC club boss or CEO.It's a choice you have. You can be both, and it can be active or off any time you like. Works regardless.
>>498924238It's like a biker business with way better sales mission. Only one sale vehicle every time and cheaper resupplies too. And you can make a phone call to buy supplies.
>bugatti divo max speed 235mph>not-bugatti thrax top speed 125mphI hope GTA 6 fixes super/hyper cars. They're completely boring right now.
>>498927149since spiderman 2 were beyond this problemi expect a different wanted sustem in gta6 and no cars appearing and moving at the spped they nee dto be infront of you when you pass a intersection eitherall this close streaming bullshit should end in gta6itll be the first gta designed on a SSD and we havent actually seen a game like that yet
All will be good now.
THE FUCKING GHOST RAIDS ARE BACKFIX THIS FUCKING SHIT R*
>>498927501I don't want to undermine the technology behind Spiderman but GTA is doing a lot more computing behind the scenes with how the AI works, more so in GTA 6 if the patents are true
>>498928856Back? I wasn't aware they ever left. Also it doesn't affect shark card sales, so they won't bother.
>>498838174God, I love GTA 4 radio so much.
>>498929117Oy vey! Delete that post!
HEY!Go photograph the UFO!Today only, it's above the lighthouse.If you don't get this one today, you'll have to wait another year before it comes back.I haven't checked if there is actually a prize for completion this year, but hey, you want to complete these because... Go do it!
WHY THE FUCK DOES MY NAVY REVOLVER KEEP DISAPPEARING, YOU INCOMPETENT SCOTTISH FUCKS!?
>>498931054Sure why not
>>498931054Think I just be sucker and only do the 2 days where you get about 70% of them at once and 31st for the abduction.Be useful and post something of value mate:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2nemkwauTkSwitch puzzle in lab + how to solve it for secret weapon unlock
>>498935668pardon you get the gun anyways, the switch puzzle is if you want to get the believer cap and shirt to show off you escaped without gas
Finally no glitches and bugs. Photo went through today.
What's the fastest chop shop robberies can be done realistically?
>>498937921Not fast enough to be worth the time.
>>498937921The missions I like are done in 50 mins with prep>>498937980Name me one business with 400k per hour and 0% bullshit
>>498938106I could easily do a Cayo heist in that amount of time and make almost 3 times as much, plus I would be able to do more than 3 of them in a week.
Que es esto? Where are the photografias de Halloween?Ok my spanish is terrible... I see a few good pictures already, when I'm in the mood I'll add them all to the cover.Keep posting halloween shenanigans, the more the... merrier? wait, wrong season.
>>498938573or you could slam your head against a wall with full force and have a better time
>>498938732>or you could slam your head against a wall with full forceI already do that every time I boot up GTAO.
>>498938573Endless Cayos are not my definition of fun. The chop shop may have limited heists, but I can do it in a normal lobby and chill.
>>498938964I do that when it is another week with no warstock sales. Guess I just get high.
>>498939452If you're just doing it for fun, then does it really matter how long it takes?
I could have sworn I won an asbo for my second character but it's not there.
>>498940008I guess not, but the whole Cayo setting is not my thing. If I could raid the Diamond Casino alone I'd rather do it since I prefer the setting and aesthetics.
>>498940008NTA but yes. Even fun things become unfun if they overstay their welcome.
Finally get an almost good week and my luck swan dives through the shitter all the way into Hell. I'm getting the longest sale missions where I once would get the quickest most of the time.
>>498940961AAAAAAAAND I get "lucky" and find a full lobby with a space to sell just for a freemode event to start and lock me out of my acid lab for some fucked up reason.
>>498940158>I guess not, but the whole Cayo setting is not my thing. If I could raid the Diamond Casino alone I'd rather do it since I prefer the setting and aesthetics.really annoying seeing all the thirdies cope for a GTA set in South America, the price for having a massive BR fanbase...
Why do vehicle spawn cooldowns carry between sessions? Does that actually help servers or did they just not think it through or something?
We can't keep meeting this way. People will gossip.
>>498931521All my smg ammo keeps disappearing along with my grenades.
>>498924238>biker businessnoob trap keeps trapping
>go to lighthouse>ufo isnt there>its on chilliad>map says it shouldn't bewtf??????????
>>498838174https://youtu.be/5ab7tIZNplM&t=1110
>startle the ayy>it doesnt lunch the engine>land>fly under bridges starts>decide to parachute to mckenzie and participate>the ufo is at the lighthouse nowwtf?
>flying around in passive>get warned for destroying someones aircraftbrehthis game is melting
>waiting for the ayys>hot property starts>player with briefcase coming my way>half the lobby following him
Played a little bit of ps3 GTAV today. It's kinda crazy honestly how good it looks on it while also running smoothly. Also a ridiculously small install compared to the absolute bloat that is the pc version. Playing on a controller with freeaim is also feeling better than pc, especially car controls and the vibration feedback is proper good.
>>498959991A technical masterpiece honestly
>>498959991>A game with like 6 or 7 years less content, textures that are like a quarter the size, and pop-in issues every 2 seconds while flying has less "bloat" Whoa, you don't say?
The poor clone, bringing brass knuckles to a car fight.
>>498963916How do you get the clone to show up? I haven't seen it at all yet.
>>498964098For me it spawned on the street leading to the Diamond Casino.
>>498964098I went into an "invite only" session, and stayed in the session continuously.No launching a new session as warp travel; That sets a timer back to 0 minutes.Drive a "normal" car. No weapons or flying or shit.
>>498969006I see. I did do quite a bit of hopping around lately, guess I'll to have to commit to a session tomorrow.
Are the regular slashers available yet, or just the clone?
>>498976979i saw a clown
>>498960590Yea Rockstar Games really squeezes all the power from whatever console gen they're working with.
>>498941396>really annoying seeing all the thirdies cope for a GTA set in South America, the price for having a massive BR fanbase...Are you agreeing with me by simply missing the point that I just told you I hate Cayo and I don't like the location.If by all means we you get a countryside GTA like the Yellowstone series.and sell it as RDR3 not to piss GTA gamers off. Where GTA Ideally should set be doesn't matter if it is in the USA. Ideally a tri-state GTA with 3 different Biomes would be good.If anyone wants LatinX mediocrity they need to play Call of Juarez.
>>498956401Nice work again! Getting there real fast this time
>>498986174>>498960590>>498959991Hardly considering dead platforms are cut off from all DLC that released after 2015. You almost lack 1 decade of content added.
>>498938609good filename, good joke, great game referenceseriously i just started playing Grim Fandango for the first time and i'm pissed off I slept on the game for so long, it's so fucking good
>>498990197incapable of reading award
>>499001782console shitters need to stfu
>wake up>file deleting>no ban>no warningWhich gay in here did I trigger with clothed legal 2D females? Feels good when staff here sides with you because the post was on topic and helpful.Anyway, how much money are you at right now with acid lab this week? I'm on 8x 0.7 million already. With NC passive the lab runs at near 0 supply costs, there is even a net benefit left from NC safe.
>>499007843>clothednigger calling that clothed is stretching the definition, that was just porn with the thinnest of veils over it
>>498989931Thank you.>>498998997Grim Fandango is fantastic, great atmosphere and voice acting on it. Easily one of my favorite games ever.
>>499009090it is very quickly becoming one of my favorite games of all time. manny didn't deserve any of this shit, and neither did glottis, for that matter.to make this post gta relevant, i'm back on my butler grind, but nobody in public lobbies needs a chauffer or a professional gun-toting butler. :(
>>499008735>racism outside /b/>backseat moderating
>>499008735Sound like a (You) issue to me if staff checked it and there was a complete non-issue with the post.
don't be a Halloweeny!remember to snap a photo of the UFO at the altruist camp today!
>>499008735>thong bikinis are pornGuess we ban GTA 6 not to trigger Catholic cùcks. Also your hate towards black women is fucked up.
>>499014849>If you thought my unrelated porn drawn with no appropriate context is porn then what about this depiction of a person at the beach that's in a GTA game? Ha, I'm very smart.Yes, you sure are.
>>499015536Post was not deleted, on topic, no ban, not even a warning and you are livid because the staff did not do what you ordered them to do. It's time to drop the act, you sound mad that you are literally impotent and have no power here.
enterable burgershot restaurants in VI or I will be mad
>You cannot access your acid lab in this area.>You cannot access your acid lab in this area.>You cannot access your acid lab in this area.>You cannot access your acid lab in this area.So where the fuck can I access it? No matter where I move it, it's unavailable.
>>499016125enterable gta gf
>>499016306imagine teta textures that arent a blurred smear...
>>499014126wear a blue puffer jacket
>>499016125dedicated servers for online so niggers cant healthboost, tp, lagswitch, spawn in vehicle, take your guns away, change the weatehr and other things im missing
>>499017684not an MPhead, but that would be nice too
>>499017684or just how about players arent on the mapp by default ?
>>499017923how does that stop a modder?
>>499017985pointless to mod if you cant do anything with it
>>499018067mah nigger, modders can see players regardless of being on the radar or notthe real solution is to switch to a dedicated server architecture so you can't mod to begin with
>>499018136>switch to a dedicated server architectureYou really think a company like Rockstar could afford that?
First time I've died from a hard landing before hitting the ground.
Wish Mutt would shoot a text when my acid stock is full. Meanwhile I got Les- I mean LJT blowing up my phone every five minutes about how I'm not driving a slowass Post Op van for an hour.
>>499016125I will expect 6 to totally do away with duplicating npc traffic - sick of that shit.
So sick of 90% of the CEO/MC slots being taken up by PVP faggots who aren't even really using for anything but BST and ghost org. They need to just do away with the limit.
>>499024062>BSTwhats bst in this context?
>>499024062auto-demote and 30min cooldown if they don't do missions regularly, only by-passable by switching lobbyfixd
It would take 1 patch to make MC club sale missions always 1 fast vehicle to fix the entire biker business.
>>499025747Bullshark testosterone, makes you deal more damage and take less.>>499026828They also need to fix re-supplying taking 8 missions to fill the business.I would never do resupply missions but the way they exist now is purely a time-scam.
>>499027084>fix re-supplying taking 8 missionsRight, I forgot they were tiered. If you get fucked by their RNG it's only tiny re-supplies. There are ones that fill up more, but they almost never fucking proc.
>>499027084>Bullshark testosterone, makes you deal more damage and take less.I've literally never used that before. No wonder I've gotten mysteriously btfo in 2 shots point blank.
Saw my clone today, poor guy only had a flashlight.
Broke Tiny out of jail too.
>>499023721The duplicate traffic spawns is entirely due to tiny VRAM limits, right? So with how comparatively beefy the pee ess 5 is to the triple they should definitely be far less noticeable.
>>499024062no players on the radar solves this
>>499039582ssd streaming solves that
>have ps3 character>has heist casco>its now a 150mph carneat
>>499040370I'll have to test thatI feel like less people are playing on ps4 now
>>499044674my point is the car on ps5 enhanced is now faster than it was on ps3i stopped playing aroud cayo perico heist or whatever
Love when I call Mutt to source supplies and get the exact same one I just finished.
>>499044940I want to have fun playing video games, so I mostly race, but people don't join anymore or they suck. They're busy grinding, for what? What's the fun in that?
>>499045618I love it when it's the one with the Mule and the doors fall off the moment you hit the gas.
>>499045618what do you mean source supplies
>>499046107Or when you have the forks just a little bit too high, barely tap the barrels and lose like 98% of their health.
>>499046258Stealing them instead of buying them. I enjoy most of the missions, apart from the Deludamol vans one.
>>499045634>They're busy grinding, for what?So they can have fun, or so they tell themselves. Once they reach the magic number of moneys they'll be free and then they can have fun.
if youre not grinding youre a cheaterif you dont like grinding but you play gtao youre a try hard broomstick trollthere is no inbetween
>>499049816what about the people who stick to modding in all the GTAO exclusive shit into SP
>>499050105thats cheating all mods are cheating pc is cheating
>>499050198abloobloo
>>499050351certainly not an argument
>>499050453abloobloobloo
>>499050498
>>499049816Aspergers
>>499049816what if you're grinding on your gta gf?
>>499050652mr houser, i demand hot topic goth babe fashion for lucia or ELSE...
>>499050875some people just want to play the fuking game
>>49904981646,000,000 GTA$ today with nothing left to spend it on.I don't just mindlessly buy all. I fill my garage only with the top 10 stuff and sell the rest.Have already every business and property. R* is too slow releasing stuff that matters that I can blow all money on any property they release even if it is 100% trash like the Bail office. A nice looking place, well designed interiors, 10 cute missions that get repetitive fast. I see there was some effort, but they don't know how to long term motivate players anymore.
>>499050683>AspergersI actually have that, and I'm not the guy you quote. Don't put high IQ autism together with retard autism. It's a spectrum and not the box you are trying to make it.
>>499052183thereare other games arnold
>>499052183yeah but do you have a trophy truck?
>>499053142Subjectively many, objectively no good ones.
>>499052380So smart you chose to grind GTAO in your free time
>>499053378>objectively no good games when in context of gtav as referencejesus christ
>>499053336>yeah but do you have a trophy truck?I've rebuilt O. J. Simpsons white Ford Bronco based on the Declasse's Yosemite by turning it into the Rancher model at Benny’s Original Motor Works.
>>499053508I'm glad you have the free time and jealousy to notice and feed me yous! Have a good one, cheers!
>>499052183>but they don't know how to long term motivate players anymore.Dont know if you know this, but a new GTA is coming in a year and some change, theres not gonna be much more "content" coming at all. Online is in the "retirement home getting their purse ransacked by filipina caretakers" era.
>>499053885>a new GTA is coming in a year and some changeThat's still a long way off with no new content, even assuming it doesn't get delayed like every other GTA game has been.
>>499053885Sucks so many in here can not have the fun I have whilst GTAO is still alive. I migrate to the next big thing after the flavour of the month kids did already.Problems in modern gaming: Novelty seeking kids that cannot enjoy constant quality and need always the new better high. There is an overlap to people who cheat on their partner with constant novelty seeking.I'm faithful to my old games and have fun with them. The bored out kids better find a new playmate.
>>49905420911 years of the same game has turned your brain into swiss cheese.
>>499054671Common scientific knowledge is that activity increases neuronal density rather than decreasing it. The laymen's term might be training, but I don't do common tongue.
>>499053562>jesus christcyberpunk is still garbage and always will beit's sad people defend mediocre combat
>>499055460On the contrary, highly repetitive, brainless tasks repeated for years on end decreases neural receptivity and makes you a giant loser slug.>>499056465No one mentioned Cyberpunk.
What a great game, with absolutely zero issues.
>>499056539>[citation needed, journal not peer reviewed]>Authors: Retard er al.
>>499056721>What a great game, with absolutely zero issues.I prefer the bug where you steal whiskey in a mule for the morcycle club and your van starts spinning mid air as soon as you reach the delivery circle. Guess they never fixed it because nobody actually every wants their bar make profit and see NPCs in the clubhouse.
>>499056829Getting this high and mighty about wasting a decade on the 3rd most normgroid cattle skinnerbox of all time is pretty amusing.
Let's play a little game:>You are Avon Hertz and just bought FallingStar and Fake 2 EntertainmentWHAT PERSON/SONG/VEHICLE/ITEM/WEAPON ARE YOU>DELETING>ADDING>LISTENING>EATING>DRINKING>MARRYING>NEW BUSINESS
>>499057086I didn't even know that mission existed. Do I have to call Malc for it or something?
Won the Kanjo SJ. Ayy LMOA.
>>499057897WHAT PERSON/SONG/VEHICLE/ITEM/WEAPON ARE YOU>DELETINGmoody>ADDING350z but unarena'd>LISTENINGbrat>EATINGbst>DRINKINGecola >MARRYINGyellow sweater in the casino>NEW BUSINESST R U C C I N G
>>499057897What a weird way to word that premise.>deletingOppressor MK2>addingMP5>listeninghollaback girl>drinkingeven more expensive champagne at nightclub if you know you know>marryingno one, gotta stay available.>new businessstripclub, players can perform to increase popularity.
>>499053142The person you're talking to is why I disregard the opinion of most GTAO players about GTAV RDR2 or GTA6 immediately, their opinions are completely warped by the fact that they've been mentally jailed by GTAO, hate it or Rockstar but just can't quit or even take a break.You see these zombies on twitch occasionally when they spout complete fucking nonsense and untruths just based on their experience with GTAO.
>>499057897>DELETINGPC players>AddingProper anti cheat>listeningKanye West in GTA 6 would go crazy >drinkingPrime drink parody in GTA 6>marryingLucia >new business Nada
>>499071039>delete pc players>add anti-cheat
The GTAV singleplayer is cozy.
>>499078252have my criticisms of it, but when the right radio tune comes on as your driving down the vinewood hills with the evening sun casting everything in that warm orange and pink glow, its great.
>>499078252I wish the story was a bit slower, it moves too quickly from Franklin being a lowly thug to robbing Vangelico and then boom, suddenly you're doing ridiculous shit with Trevor.
>>499079941would be a lot better if it cut one of the characters out entirely. just focus on two, either franklin/michael doing the mentor figure thing, or michael/trevor doing the estranged friends thing, or franklin/trevor doing the odd couple thing with a little bit of mentorship.
The murder tornado doesn't like driving up hillsides, but even it can find many vantage points from which to photograph the UFO that is harassing the Autruist camp. Be sure your do the same. Side, note... come on Rockstar, this is a missed opportunity. You already have the animation assets to be abducting little Autruists while the UFO hovers there.
I was starting to imagine that these guys were avoiding me.
>start watching new GTA5 let's play>woman playing>immediately visits stripclublike the 3rd time this happened, why are women so horny?
>>499081630As it turns out, women enjoy sex. Shocking, I know.
>>499082089But I was told wife bad.
>>499085347that is true too
>>499057897>>DELETINGAll unrealistic flying vehicles>>ADDINGConsumables that heal and buff over time so you cannot spam them>>LISTENING'90s music only station>>EATINGInside in game steak house>>DRINKINGDr Pepper>>MARRYINGAgatha Baker >>NEW BUSINESSOnline version of stock trade that is influenced by CEO business deliveries to bet on rival or friendly CEOs finishing a delivery so protecting them has a turnout rate and reward
>>499081112is there only a reward for the first time?
>>499100329>new business ideaseconded only if r* makes the push to dedicated servers or figures out a way to truly keep modders out of lobbies
>>499081630>like the 3rd time this happened, why are women so horny?I'm married and they are only when they want something. Go and pay her for streaming anon. You are really a wallet to them.>>499082089Wait until you know the truth.>>499085347I hate this image so much, can you not post it on other boards as well?
>>499101226There is no need for any anti-cheat. Rockstar has all our online saves from regular syncs. AI in the real sense of machine or deep learning would suffice to detect players having unnaturally high amounts of kills over time or impossibly fast money making beyond ingame mechanics.This is a complete non issue if you just scan over-achievers. And if cheating stops giving people an edge over just normal play they will hate it because it is useless.
>>499102903They already don't pay for servers and you think they're gonna use AI?
>>499078661Same except I went to the Santa Monica pier and was watching the sea and the horizon in that same awesome time of day you are describing. I jumped into the sea to swim and for a while my real life anxieties were washing away. I love swimming irl so much and also appreciate it in games.
>>499108803They already check if a vehicle is duped by looking up in your database if you purchased it ever to begin with. If a vehicle has no history of purchase it cannot be sold at LS customs.Cheaters often fake collecting 10k bounties in servers every couple of seconds. Sounds reaaaaalllllyy hard just to check which players collect 10000 bounties a day. That would be an insane high kill count. AI is just a buzzword here to make it sound cool. The answer is make your game not suck and people may subscribe to their shitty GTA+ service.>it costs moneyso does losing customers for a company. are we defending rich people now? *wipes cum from mouth* I love R* now!
>>499109267>are we defending rich people nowNTA but from my perspective I'd almost always side with the company that has produced unforgettable entertainment experiences over siding with some internet retard who is producing negative value to my inter experiences and probably society in general.>le rich people le badPost hands I bet they're dark brown
>>499109858Look, this is why people are not critical thinkers anymore these days and eat up corpo propaganda. Rockstar's efforts to make the online experience safe for everyone are a minimum effort. They rather stonewall people in support tickets and let weeks pass.If you procure a video of a cheater blowing up your 3 MC sale vehicles straight as you leave the buisness they will refund you the money.In what law system has the innocent prove their innocence?Right. That is why I laugh about corporate boot lickers. All of this is within trivial coding efforts to detect and stop.>but but but the server costsIncoherent rambling. Players can still host, but cheaters should not be able to take over lobbies by rolling a higher host seed.It's pointless anyway to discuss this with people who don't know the netcode and what makes a player script host, session host and vice versa. There are several levels of being host.If cheating is detected by the majority of honest players their clients should automatically distrust the script host and the session host and rockstar should randomly pick another player.That way cheaters cannot take over lobbies anymore and if they did, they are demoted.That requires no extra costs and extra servers.Also only old accounts with no history of cheating should be able to become hosts.Holy shit it is so easy when you are smarter than a company and can code in C/C++/ASM.
>>499110451Well okay I can see your point.
>>499101301>Go and pay her for streaming anon. You are really a wallet to them.Cringe.
>>499109858>unforgettable entertainment experiences
Why did I get no alert that I spotted a ghost? I also took a photo but idk if it counts, dafuq is going on???
yo ring ringput the pussy on the phone
>>499140321Put the nasty on the phone
DESIGNER, ALL MY ATTIIIIRE!YOU BROKE BOYS OVER THERE LOOKING RETIIIIIIIRREED!LOOK AT AT THEM TRAINERS, LOOKIN ALL TIRED!SOMEONE PASS ME A LIGHTER!I'M HIGH!BUT I'M BOUT TO GET HIGHER!
>>499141085based
>>499141215>named suspect>actually in jail for life for murder as of 2022lmao
>>499141215>british jail cleaner and bigger than my roomfbm
>do cross country drag bike delivery perectly in full lobby in first person leaning forward all the way>knee high cactus in the cunts driveway which cruumbles on contact>-$2000
>>499144384In all the years, I don't remember ever losing money on a bike. If I bump into something, I'm either surprised that no damage resulted, or the collision was a bike tire the took no damage.
leaked GTAO2 mission names:>fentanyl way on the highway>fentastic four>don't you wanna fenta fenta>fenter bender>from the grassy fentanyl>fent finder>the best defense is a good offent>I did not fentanyl that>climbing the fents>fentsy meeting you here
>>499150903epic..
>>499049816>>499052183yeah basically this except I do own everything and have $310m
>>499156142When did you start the grind for the sake of the grind? Admittedly it feels good to moneymaxx just for yourself. Hey I had cheaters compliment me on how much I had legit. It's insane how much they see about your character from their gay little mod menus. I guess part of these features were originally intended for actual Rockstar staff monitoring servers. If you ever saw a cheater put the Rockstar employee star behind their name in the player list you just know.Fuck cheaters though, hope they never experience a single moment of joy in a session.I forgot the last time they did something OC and cool everyone liked. Once one of them spawned monkey with guns, that was somewhat original.
>>499156712when I got a ps4 and transferred in like 2016 or so, and it probably took a year to pad everything out. lots of bunker and drug business sales.
>>499157068Bunker is still solid for money these days, especially with that small buff to the total sale time you have. Makes solo easy. Before I often failed delivering the last vehicle.
>>499157290yeah now I mostly do the nightclub and the bunker, and selling to the dealers.
>>499157401Oh yes dealers are great with supplies from Gerald's stash houses. Made me forget how gay it was to resupply as MC president.
>>499157684>>499156712don't say gay
>>499101197Are they rewarding the regular slashers? The "weekly challenge" involves killing your own clone, but that doesn't apply to the 4 slashers. At the least, you can declare your own trophy by picking up their melee weapons to keep.
>>499158529Don't be gay
>>499159858Zeroed my clone a few times but apart from the weekly I didn't get anything. The slashers might be more important, but I seem to get clones only now.
>>499160194I don't remember the slashers ever counting for any prize, but it might be that it was one of those one-time prizes that was completed in a prior year.
>>499159858>>499160526https://youtu.be/HKKQovmHnL0?t=142Different types spawn in different zones. Too much to write, watch this annoying youtuber or don't. Will try this myself now.
>>499160817I know. The map is quicker. https://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map/ls/21o3ynzfccmbfgsf6mzb3wvb8jfa8f5631juxu0ikg
>>499160817man on fire?
>>499162110good map but the pumpkins are not on it yet, the video has its rights to inform people before the 24st what other content they need to be aware of before it happens. as well as the ufo calendar and UFOs you can miss is important >>498804963
>loud text beep>it's mc gayBorn to chill. Forced to sell. What is Tony's massive cut for again when Mutt works for free?
Wish this game would stop giving me this shitty microsmg every time I get into a firefight with NPCs. What's the point of a custom loadout if I still get shit weapons?
>>499163381Sir you need to buy the weapon locker and manually re-apply your loadout sir. No this is not going to be fixed sir, please check on spawn!
>>499163331Tony creates product out of thin air. It's free money.
>>499163628That's exactly what Tony would say whilst 5 technicians slave away for free in the basement.
>>499163628Not out of thin air, out of the businesses that I had to pay for, along with the nightclub that I had to pay for, into the storage area that I had to pay for. I could buy supplies for Mutt for literal years and still never come close to the amount of money that has to be invested in the nightclub for "free" money.
>>499163331>it's a follow the chopper with no enemies spawning missingWhat a fucking bliss! The one where you airlift your long haul truck with a cargobob and fly it to the off-shore platform on sea is the one that makes me want to kms.
>>499163990You will or already have made it, fren. By the time you have the NC with all biker+bunker businesses supplying it, it's just another passive income because you cannot push yourself and Mutt any harder than 300-700k every 4 hours after the 1x day boost has worn off.
>>499164974>find the orange kamacho*cracks**sips*yep, it's gonna be a good day
>>499164974>The one where you airlift your long haul truck with a cargobob and fly it to the off-shore platform on sea is the one that makes me want to kms.flight school.
>>499165564>orange kamachoHaha that Mexican guy? He seems so happy about his 4000 american guns we sell him. Totally will not create another cartel war, will he?
>>499165819nah, they're just for hunting
>>499165720personal preference isn't always a skill issue. just because you don't like cigarette stubs being put out on your balls doesn't mean you are physically weak.
>>499165909>"""sporting goods"""Yes.
Is there a single better sale?
>>499171913Than this one?
>>499172142Zero BS, 100% slack.
>>499172367Guess I can stop the grind for a while now.
Hello
>>499171913>rockstar expects you to jump off of a ramp on roof>if you trigger the cops and just leave without entering the parking lot the game still thinks you're gonna do a big jumpAlways makes me chuckle when you see the cinematic camera pop up for a frame after going over a curb.>>499172367>2024>still using tunnels to evade copsGirl, the game has been out for a decade, you need to learn the bush exploit already.>>499172602Cute moles, always regret not giving my character any. Congrats on 50mil
>>499173859Thanks for the kind words! For those who want.
>>499175192looks like elena >>499173859>you need to learn the bush exploit alreadynta but teach me
>>499172984NINE ONE ONE EMERGENCYIT'S MY SON, HE'S HURTIN' MEAND HE'S A FELON, ON PAROLE FOR ROBERYAIN'T NO COPPIN' A PLEA, AIN'T NO STOPPIN' A G
Oh cool, the RC faggot is back.
>>499175486Remember the black arrow thing from singleplayer? Turns out it works online too.The exploit is parking a vehicle on top of a bush and getting out and back in, you'll give your vehicle permanent stealth and you can just drive by cops without them spotting you.If the they DO spot you(you shot them, or got too close) they immediatelly forget about you after moving away.
>>499175930wait stealth meter works that way in vehicles too? aight guess I wasted 600 hours without knowing. ty!
>>499173859>Cute moles, always regret not giving my character anyselect type name "Modelesque" 100% in creator
>>499177923low opacity sun kissed ftw
how do I stop sucking so much cock at pvp in this game, and really any game, that it feels like I am genetically predetermined to lose?
>>499178491Every character is pretty in their own way. I hope they will go wild with the freedom of features to pick from in 6 though. The character in these threads feel well designed compared to the millions of Joker lookalikes you had in freemode a few years ago. Another good one is this.
>>499179725On console == skill issueOn PC == cheatersSo just say you are on PC, you literally have the excuse to suck despite best FPS inputs and free aim lobbies.Most people just abuse thermal optics and special rounds though. Your level factors into how many shots you can take as well, as does heal item spamming on any platform.Low cope: they cheesed it.There is no inbetween, either they are pros or cheaters.
>>499179762hope they leave the dad/mom thing behind and let you tweak faces a lot more free form.also better body optionsand layered clothinghair tech from what we've seen in the trailer looks god-tier though, really excited for that
>>499180232>also better body optionsOnly if they put it behind a food and excercise mechanic. I want people to suffer ingame for being ripped, shredded or have fat tits. Both male and female characters. A feminine well rounded character should be weak and unable to lift much. If they get strong their breasts shrink. Just like on real body builders without implants.I will definitely fatmaxx a few times for shit and giggles: Car has hanging suspension because I weigh too much, stumble and lose health as I fall and take damage from obesity.
>>499180592>t.
>>499180592>slam the breast slider all the way to cow-tits mode>sprint slower in return, larger hitbox while prone>set breast slider to flat plank>sprint speed increase, smaller hitboxi kneel, houser-sama...
>>499180885Kek I don't even find extreme realism bad if they do it in an amusing way as you described. Everything should come at a price. That way we get really a load of different playstyles and characters. Gotta have to compensate with more skill if you want to be a hot looker and real mama.https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7774410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPAz6KNisBYフナミラジオからの私、なんと私、テリヤキちゃんだよぉ!あー今日もホントに暑いねぇイヤになっちゃう全くムカつくよなぁ 、このBad weather bad traffic and bad crime!ふざけてんじゃないわよこの私達のこと!ヤクザも敵か味方か分かんねぇよなぁホントに。(Inaudible) ジョニーズーもダニーズーもみーんな、カークライムになっちゃってさぁこのコンピューターゲームしけたもんだね、こんなの本当に面白いのかよォッ?!
>>499180592>gta online>get called a tranny because female character is tall, has small breasts and strong jaw>gta 6>make a character that is tall, has small breasts and strong jaw because it's my typeluckily 10 years of being insulted has made my skin thicker
>>499182693>XenaWhat went wrong, everyone watched this TV show in my youth. Didn't screw us up. Just keep loving your female fighter anon even if they get wrong ideas about it.>luckily 10 years of being insulted has made my skin thickerUnironically based.
>>499182548https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7BcDRIk0UcBest song coming through.
https://strawpoll.com/NoZrzb8DBZ3Which faction in game do you hate more? Altruists in missions or hippies during acid lab sales?
good bye LAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Din_eWjJWe0
>>499185145Altruists without a doubt. Hippies you can at least avoid by throwing the acid outside of their aggro range. Altruists piss me off the most when there's a stash house in their shitass compound and they can shoot at me with impunity, but if I dare to defend myself then I get a wanted level and can no longer enter the stash house.
>>499185034God damnit, now I want to be in a drive-in theater with my convertible, a dumb blond bimbo by my side - all whilst wearing a black leather jacket and having my hair slicked back with grease.Who am I kidding, I will look like picrel
>>499185145Altruists, they should have been a singleplayer joke.The naked people in the hills behave too generic to be any fun online.
>>499185489Chase your dreams, even if they lead to cringe.
Be sure to photograph today's UFO over the hippie park. This UFO is a bit sensitive, so keep your distance. Even the highway is near enough to frighten it away.
>>499186221Well I owned a real convertible for a few years IRL. Didn't help me because I really look like that massive putz in the picture. Being a chubby klutz and massive dork filters hard.
>>499186340I didn't have such a cool convertible though, just a really old BMW. Nice picture Epsilon anon.
>>499186340gotcha
Anybody know a fix for the not connecting with cloud servers issue that doesnt delete my story mode progress?
Pick yours>unconventional GTA 6 character ideas...I start with lead poisoned boomer.
>>499189440Save offline to singleplayer. When the cloud sync box comes select which saves to keep.Keep the now updated offline saves as your default ones.The server ones get replaced with the now working saves that allow you online play without Ludendorff prequel missions.
example, just select the correct ones
>In the middle of an acid sale>Battleye requires an update RIGHT NOW, you WILL restart!Thanks, Cockstar
Too fast too Ayy LMAO
>>499190038>>499189659is there any way that doesnt delete my single player progress? I 100%ed the game a while back and dont wanna loose my progress
>>499189509>florida man background character that keeps appearing in every cutscene>street interviewers that you can give dumb answers toLucia the next hawk tuah girlWhat I really want is>rage bait streamer that you get to killI hate the fucking retards that walk around harassing people just to get a reaction>>499183342I was kinda hyped for Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman, she looks great, but god damn the woman can't act for shit.
>>499194509>>rage bait streamer that you get to kill>I hate the fucking retards that walk around harassing people just to get a reactionWould be a massive missed opportunity to have an annoying twitch streamer as a side character that meets an unfortunate end, a zoomer variant of Manny Escuela from IV.
>gets cut off in trafficYOU LOOK LIKE A TRANNY
>doing police missions>steal tape mission>npc inside the little room punches me>my hat falls offThe fuck? I thought that was a singleplayer feature.
>>499204471It happens to me quite often on the lewdingdorks survival map.
I don't think it's supposed to be like that.
>>499205639work that pole, girl
Still no murderer spawn...Why must I suffer this terrible existence?Haven't I suffered enough?Someone please free me from this mortal coil.
the weak must fear the trucc
Imperial?
>>499205639Earlier I survived parking a Dodo up a tree.
page 7 go till tomorrow i want to bitch about acid
So a friend messaged me asking if UFO abductions are real or if it's a mod with the picture from the cover.I'm guessing the picture is from an article so I removed it, even if it looked kewl.This is the /gtag/ cover not the "cool pictures I found online cover"Added 2 of my own and >>499014126We need 3 more.
>>499222586Would have had to been old, because they haven't started yet this year.
>>499222778It's not about being old, it's about not being from someone in the thread.
>>499223035Images from past years, seems like cheating or something.
dying unexpectedly after a few minutes after joining multiplayer? Then game crashes to desktop?modders mad?
Best time yet with elite completed. Could have been better if we would have killed the juggernaut at the beginning and not had to wait for him to pass to leave.
>>499233701Just one modder in particular, rc10303
>>499192596I explained you the way. It would be amazing you could read.
>>499222586They are real, they are just from last year. Happens on 31st.
>>498769095did jewstar patch casino podium wheels or something?seems like the task manager force quit doesn't work anymore since they automatically save my result nowpic for attention
>>499241654That's what they did already years ago on slot machines. Would not be surprised if they patched it as they already use the same tactic on other things you could savescum.
>>499241814sheeit guess they did huhbeen years since I play this on ps4 and now its barely recognizable with all the patches
>>499242156Just enjoy the acid lab story missions and do you 10 fooligan side missions for the lab upgrade. How many years are we talking?
>>499133254Yes. Their singleplayer games are some of the best in the business and really the best ones in the genre. Just because you've become a buckbroken fuckslave of the online mode and choose to play despite hating it doesn't change the fact.
>>499243298>buckbroken fuckslave>>499109858>dark brown>>499056539>giant loser slug>>499057302>normgroid cattle skinnerboxDid someone on /pol/ take a giant shit in your brain and turn you into a literal NPC? Because if you talk like this in real life I got bad news for you.This is the video game general board.
>>499244013Thanks for confirming you have completely run out of arguments.
>>499244434We can have arguments once you can talk like a non-schizophrenic individual. Go visit your grandmother, give her a hug and talk with her. You need it.Then you can be on a video game board and fit in.
>>499223981>it's feetmmh... from thumbnail it looked like the hand was reaching for a boner
10
>>499234435What's happening here? Black pillars AND wrong aspect ratio?Does the game squish the graphics when in a cutscene or something?Your other wide-screen pictures look fine...
>>499244013Amazing, he's still seething.
can people in here try to talk about something than walk around with too much testosterone and act like 16 year olds? nobody posts anything because it is always shit with you people.
>>499265531Impossible when the target audience are retarded 3rd worlders to the level this shows in the posts above.Remind me again why half of the chat is LatinX or Cyrillic.
>>499213407Cop or not?
>>499265919most fun you can have for 600k
>>499268441But 600k could buy a lot of hookers.
>>499268624STDs are pretty OOF. Nobody wants to deal with hookers outside of games.
>>499268624does a hooker look resplendent in the afternoon sun?
>finally win a podium vehicle>it's a 90s Honda Civic
>>499275794Acura Integra would be cooler but what's wrong with soulful old Civics? VTEC kicked in yo!
>>499259787The game cuts off the sides during cutscenes for some reason. Also very rarely I'll get a bug where the cutscene format persists into the game. It feels very weird to play like that.
>>499270917me trying my best not to post my character
>>499270917If you oil her up she does.
>>499279614>>499259787https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rzsUuRAos>use mod>works>use mod now>get bannedkek
Is there no general for Red Dead Redemption Online? Would anyone happen to have a map of where all the black NPCs in RDR2 are? I want to collect them all for a little um....uh....photoshoot.
>>499270917600k could by 300-thousand hookers at the regular gta rates, or one super hooker with imani tech and arena weapons.
>>499284067which brings us back to >>499265531>act like 16 year oldsand>>499265697>the target audience are retarded 3rd worlderscongrats on making the threads shit and unappealing
>>499285904You could reply to any other posts than the ones you hate, yet you choose to engage solely with those. You're as much a part of the "problem" as they are.
>>498804963Today's UFO will only appear in 1 year again. Get your snap by the radio telescope array!
>>499285904what do you want us to talk about m8?we cant joke about hooker costs in the hooker murder sim?
>Trying to get a picture of UFO>Some retard is parked directly beneath its spawn>Leaves as soon as it gets here
>>499288346Retry in 48mins. Luckily the day is still long. I hate when that happens. Take your pic from behind the highway, or did you try to edge closer for thread pictures?
My Mk II flare just killed a biker whilst I was scaring hobos to make them run from my mission row bounty office, he kicked and screaming awfully long. Sorry bro..
>>499288618I was near where the one from yesterday, it was some other idiot parked under it. Should have just killed him before it spawned.
>>499275794doooooo it >>499172984
>>499289224You could have put him out of his misery at any time, yet you chose not to.
>>499290276I.. don't understand. What are you trying to say?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZLJ2qHoIt4
The perfect vantage point.
>>499275794Might have some PRB liveries.
>never done ending A or B>never watched them eitherI really like the C ending, I like how non-chalant they kill the targets, fucking Steve Haine just getting shot in the Ferris-wheel is great.Are endings A and B any good? I feel like it's gonna dwell on shitty characterization and it's gonna be really one-sided.Franklin killing Michael doesn't sound interesting, clearly it should be Trevor... same for killing Trevor but the other way around.You guys think they're worth giving them a look or should I not bother?
>>499295209They are 95% made of cutscenes.
>>499295378Cutscenes and scripted chase segments
>>499295209Why kill anyone? I even gave everyone the perfect ending and let Trevor guy the golf court so he has an income. Franklin is the richest anyway with his mansion, and Michael only needs the film studio to be happy.
>>499292657https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lgfq-8118m4
>Prison break finale>Sitting at the beach waiting for the pilot to fly to the corona>Keeps flying just a hundred feet or so above the water over and over againHe's done this like 25 times now. I'm curious how many more until he finally figures it out.
>>499302269Never mind, they went for a swim.
>>499302801>landing gear outoh dear. it was over before it began
HEY!!!You!!!Yeah, you!!!Go photograph the UFO!This one is trying to figure out how to hump the big satellite dishes.If you don't get a shot of this one, you won't get another chance for a year. This one won't come back later this month.
Not sure if curious, but interesting to know. If your clone spawns in before 6am, it is happy to stick around even after 6 rolls around.
>>499305146i only got the clown :(
>>499305146I hate my clone because she pulls me from my idling trick and then kills me and when I cannot idle I get AFK kicked. Makes the acid week harder when it is night ingame. Luckily in the exclusion zone my clone cannot spawn.
>>499302269I had 3 randoms with me back when I did that mission. Two of them were around level 100, and the other one was I think level 4. I would have personally loved to have done the aircraft parts, but looking at who was available, I decided I had no choice but to treat this like an escort mission. So, I put the two 100's in aircraft, and I went in as the cop, while level 4 was my prisoner. It all basically worked out, but I am not a very fast exterminator.
>>499306175This year I've seen 4 clones and 1 sack face.
>>499306849I have not seen sack face. Is there any good reward?
So it's called Bottom Dollar, because the payout is ass?
>>499308890Not that I remember. You can pick up his weapon as a souvenir.
>>499309291Think it is just a regular machete, I'll just check if it does anything. Thanks anon!
You promised me the E&E update. Why did you lie to me?
when 6
Finally got 2 murderers, still no clone.For some reason they both spawned just running away from me.The idea of the Halloween murderers is cool, but god damn is this game really not made for it... This is worse than when the game pretends to have stealth.>>499310019Rockstar doesn't do random updates, if we're getting the E&E update it's coming with the next DLC.
>>499311893In prior years, shooting them would attract law enforcement, which created some interesting situations when they catch a person unexpectedly on-foot.
>enter acid lab ready to sell>it's not full
>>499304296Yeah, but it wasn't my heist so I didn't really care. Otherwise I'd have told him where to go, instead of sitting there laughing at him.
>>499317428That's why I call Mutt to source product, and if the value is below $703K then it's not ready.
>>499302269>>499302801did hit & run today with randoms. dude drove the car into the Alamo sea.
>>499322291How did he manage to do that?
Been playing GTAV singleplayer again and it's better than it was in my memories, at least the earlygame is. And I like how like RDR2 they have the sub goals in missions so you can ''do better'' by getting silver or gold etc.Listening to the radio and hearing about things you were apart of in missions is very fun, like reading those newspapers in RDR1 and 2 is.Dude, Rockstar just keeps knocking it out of the park man.
>>499322424Got rammed by an enemy and kept it pinned.
So they're just robbing your podium cars now huh. Last week on my account, won a car (I think it was the asbo), came back to the game to try it, wasn't there. Win this weeks car on my sister's account, call the mechanic to check it out, isn't there. I should expect no fucking less with this piece of trash of a game anyways, I'm the fucktard for expecting anything but the worst.
>>499325317>Win this weeks car on my sister's accountis she single??
>>499325467What do you mean Anon?
>>499326005is she not in a relationship?can she do docks to stock solo(important)?
>>499326165I realized shortly after you asked what you meant, but it went over my head because my IQ has seen a 50 point decrease probably in the last 5 months alone. She's single but I don't imagine she'd be interested in randos from the internet. >can she do docks to stock solo(important)?Docks to stock?
>>499326881>Docks to stock?whole bloodline is cursed dont bother
>>499327006
>>499327178i no longer want to fuck your sister its over
>>499327486
The acid lab has the best delivery missions, but I don't need to know this much about Mutt's personal life.
>>499329829their hideout and acid lab is plastered with dildo stickers...
>i may have made it but anons bloodline is 50iq (i could have saved her)
>>499334934It's actually a good bloodline, no actual retards here, but I have definitely become more retarded, whether or not that is entirely permanent.
>>499333432Maybe it's just a collection?
The most tactical insertion that Cayo Perico has ever seen.
>Melee weapons require you to get close to your opponent, but usually take 2 or 3 hits to kill them>Guns offer range and still kill in a single hit if you get close to your opponentMake it make sense.
>>499352160Melee is just there to be there. R*s shitty combat was absolutely not designed for it but it would be noticeable if it was absent.
>>499242389I dunno like 2 or 3I did already finish acid lab mission though. holy shit the characters are the most un-GTA characters I've ever seen second to moodyman and his sheboon girlfriend
>>499241814Slot machines are still exploitable on ps4/5. Aa long as you save before sitting down it won't save your total until you stand up.
>>499325467>>499326005>>499326165>>499327006>>499327486>>499327604>>499334934Shut the fuck up with the incel and sister shit already, this is a video game general board.>>>/soc/
>>499354780Then talk about video games instead of calling attention to things you don't like?
>>499355347Once other people follow that advice. Then I will.
>>498844168>Maybe. It's over anyways.Always was.
New thread?
>>499364520>newfagwe are not at 750
>>499241814>>499241654wait nvm I can still exploit the wheels cooldown by force stop the game through Steamhah, suck it jewstar
>>499366171>I'm so smart i can bypass it[TRANSACTION FAILED]
>>499366171you can't outjew the jews
>>499354780can you do docks to stock solo?
Making billions on ALT+TAB. Thanks Mutt for working the lab.
>>499380940this week I've bought a swift and 2 cars and still have more money than when it started
>>499383576What cars did you get anon? Glad it's going well for you. I'm saving for Warstock discounts as I enjoy flying air vehicles.
>>499380940What's going on?
>>499384073trophy truck and against my better judgement the desert raidI knew the raid was ugly but I was so taken with the trophy truck I ended up buying it
Love Convertible Tornado, love Emperor, love Manana, love Impaler... prove me wrong.
ufo by Fort Zancudo today
>>499388923for me, it's gotta be the greenwood cruiser
>>499388651>desert raidKek, just say it's Avon Hertz's cybertruck. I wonder if the trivia to the vehicle actually confirms it.>Manufacturer VapidShould have been Coil. R* had one job.
What the fuck is this bug? I want to kick him out..
>>499394024Well..
>>499394024>>499394243lol I thought abgs didn't like asian guys.
>>499395557The game leaves you no choice anymore hah! At some point I could escape and evict the drunkard.Today's UFO is next to the air base at the Zancudo highway bridge pre tunnel.
>>499390856Don't what to buy more cool looking shit but when I see good pictures like this something in my brain turns off and I get tempted. Those spinning vintage warning lights look amazing. Rockstar just needs to tell already if the winter DLC will be ass so I can overspend my GTA$s on things I just get for cosmetical value.
>>499397004imagine how ludo a GTA expansion set in the 60s or 70s would be...best we can hope for is just cool vintage cars being added in though
>>499394024qt 3.14 MB>>499394243I don't think he's into you...Unrelated but you posted a few pictures of your character in a white bikini and those are really easy to edit, if you want I can give your character a different color bikini or add a simple pattern to it.
>>499397316>imagine how ludo a GTA expansion set in the 60s or 70s would be...Yes! It has never been done before in GTA, so honestly I'd instantly buy it. Not only because I love the early post WW2 era due to Fallout games pre-nuke timeline. 60s is an instant yes for me. They are foolish to think the young target audience would not like it. Everyone loved the Fallout TV series and it is not just appealing for nostalgic millennials that could never see it. The comfiest time in the US never gets any love?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ8dUACbhJQThe ladies were cute.>>499398293>hoop earrings>animal printHottie!>I don't think he's into you...Shame, although he was into blondes, it was more the beer kind of blond.>if you want I can give your character a different color bikini or add a simple pattern to itWould have to look for a better close up picture in my mess of a screenshot folder.
>>499397316>>499398989Ok when?
>>499398293
>>499398293I can appreciate this character even more after the Xena post. Seeing it now.
I found a second Gauntlet Classic on my second character so I sold it, now I have one free spot on that one too. RIP bronze coloured Gauntlet with bronze mercenary wheels
>>499402637his character looks more like if you mixed the redhead from xena with xena
>>499398989>Yes! It has never been done before in GTAnigs all forgetting the 2D GTAs
>>499405279nobody under the age of 35 has played the 2d GTAs
>>498789037he looked a bit different in the leaks. Thought we were getting first blonde protagonist
>>499405614>nobody under the age of 35 has played the 2d GTAsI feel called out by this post.
>>498853426Dont care. I want to grind in peace.
>>499405614>>499405914same, I loved 1, london and 2. 37.
Which one did you buy?https://strawpoll.com/X3nkPq3JQgE
>>499405936the fuck are you even grinding for nowaday?the world is yours, you have everything, you have so much money you don't even need to grind for anything anymore and yet, here you are...
>>499412945I voted for Joe Biden.
>>499352714Why doesn't the banshee see more use? It's cheap, has all around good performance, and looks great.
>>499415195>the fuck are you even grinding for nowaday?Can always use your second character slots and make all the choices you never dared on your main:Different hangar vehicles.Prettiest agency and office location rather than closest. Enjoy being a Sandy shores biker rather than a city biker.
>>499418547sounds bad and the way they modeled the spoiler and lights is kinda ugly
>>499418547Because it has an allergy to missiles?
Page 10 losers.
Really hope they do a better job with enemy spawns in 6.
>>499428756I'm never buying that place, Maude, no matter how many times you call me.
>>499428938Just buy the cheapest and leave it empty. Having no unwarranted calls ever really upped my enjoyment for the game. The agents are a complete waste of money for the 13k they get you both total each time you send them out.
>>499429153Nope, ain't buying, and that's that.
>>499428938Those quarry like areas suck to fight in. It's night in the clip but I'm reminded of something that rustles my jimmies.
>>499429334Eventually you'll crack..
Can someone help me with casino finale please? First time doing it. All setup done.Ps5/PSN: Bogkid Also, any of you played with CurryMurry before?
>>499429586I would if we were on the same platform, but out of curiosity, what loot was rolled and method did you pick?
>>499429886If it's the first then it's always cash.
>>499333432>their hideout and acid lab is plastered with dildo stickers...Yes, and?
>>499402637The Xena thing was about my main character, that one is just a secondary that I made for funsies.>>499402040So you have any preferences? or can I just edit whatever I want?>>499418547Hey I like the banshee, if I had more garage slots I would buy a few repeats.
>>499429886Don't know ahaha done all the optional stuff. First time doing it. Cash 1.6~ mil payout. I think I'm doing the disguise method in and out
>>499430050Oh you are right I barely remembered the first run. My method is just to hide in the sewers, but if you are ballsy there is a free helicopter trick.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW1snErQ3Y8
>>499430232>So you have any preferences? or can I just edit whatever I want?Thanks for doing the edit, I will let you pick something because I'm curious what you may come up with.
>>499429534Another 500 phone calls and I might, but not for one less.
>>499430445>sewersngmi>helicoptercowardReal men just steal a car and drive to the seller.Use the bush bug from >>499175930and you'll have no problem with the police>>499430668I'll right, I'll think of something.
>>499431074Stolen car doesn't let you crash and explode into the client car.
>>499430668Here ya go.
>>499432397Hnnng, blue polka dotted! I like, wish there were patterns ingame we could use like that. A fabric editor could make the game very interesting. You can customize your crew logo, it should be possible to create own small textures that other players can load within 2 kilobytes.Thanks again, here is a picture just for night mood.
>>499432919It hurts seeing like a million shirts and only like 12 bikinis, and worse yet only 3 one-piece tops.The dream would be having Sims 3 style of editing where you can apply any pattern to anything.
>>499433658>The dream would be having Sims 3 style of editing where you can apply any pattern to anything.They will deliver, else it is alien suits and butt whooping.
>>49942915313k, and they cost 1.5m? You'd have to send them out 116 times (as a pair) to make your money back?
One more day, one more UFO.Today's UFO is above the swamp, next to the military base. Pretty easy to photograph from a distance.
FYI, getting into a melee brawl with your clone is what could be called a "bad idea".
>>499442358you do however need them to get the career bonus free car
>>499443629>bikini catfighthawt
>>499444059The Castigator? Spending 1.5mil, then a ton of time spending them out over and over, for a 1.65 mil car? Be faster & easier to just not buy them and then do a few jobs to earn the $150,000 difference. I guess, past 115 cycles, its "free money", but how many other businesses do we have to cycle through to top-off, resupply, send people out, or otherwise tend to for passive income?
>>499446247The fact that you have the send the dudes out individually is so fucking dumb.
>>499446247Don't forget the 201 security contracts you need to complete to get the most out of your agency, each taking anywhere from 5 to 15 minutes, with a 5 minute cooldown in between, leading you to spending anywhere from 33.5 to 67 hours just to get the maximum amount of money in your safe. "Passive" income in this game is a joke.
>>499446247yeah but I don't want to buy a castigator>>499446675>leading you to spending anywhere from 33.5 to 67 hours just to get the maximum amount of money in your safeI've done like 450 desuit's not that bad
I love objectives being tied to buggy pickups, nothing is more enjoyable.
10 years later i have refallen in love with the pegassi ruffian
I wish we could stun our clones, and then lock them in our bail office cell.
I wish I could spawn my clone.
Was driving around the middle of the map when there was a loud spooky laugh and ominous music. I waited around for a bit but nothing happened. Anyone else have this happen?
>>499463093This, but replace bail office with bedroom.
>>499186340>>499187502>>499192312UFO Photos?
>>499475985
Spent close to 15 minutes getting these wedges up here. Worth it.
>>499476240Lucky to be alive after attempting division by zero.
You guys have no idea how long it took to get someone to let me buy a copy of this thing at LSCM
>>499476740I like my Tulip. I really don't drive it often enough.
>>499388923Hell Yeah Brother
>>499476962A lot of people complain about the handling, but I like it. It makes me feel like I'm driving a big, solid axle muscle car.
>>499477172I feel like the Tulip is right on the edge. It's very drivable, but it wouldn't take much to become something hard to drive. The read can break free when the driver wants, and will stick again when wanted.
>>499477627yeah you just have to be more careful around curbs and potholes than the original gta cars.
>>499477815faction.
>>499477961LMAOHow have they still not fixed that fucking car. Just make that little lip thing non-contact. The Tulip just bounces around on curbs and stuff, it doesn't smash into curbs.
>>499478047>i want to be a useless brick! - t. faction
>>499478157It's too bad about the curb thing, I like G-bodies.I also really wish the Tulip M-100 didn't have that retarded wheel stagger. At least let me put normal wheels on the thing.
>>499477815I can't say I ever felt bothered by bumps in my Tulip. I just feel like it's fast enough that I have to plan my cornering a bit.
Was going for the trophy and somehow got over 100% accuracy on one level. Not really sure how.
>>499482609The game is often quite forgiving.
>>499482698Yeah, the hitboxes are quite large, but you'd think one bullet would only kill one enemy.
Foxbody bros?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKa_uMW4l5Q
>>499482797Make there were some shots that happened to take out more than one foe with a single bullet.
>>499482932Maybe, I wasn't particularly paying attention to how people died beyond trying to kill them as accurately as possible.
MMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>499482829>Foxbody bros?Looks good I can see it now. Hope the classics return to 6.pic unrelated
KIFFLOM!
Remember, today is one of the most important UFO days with extra rare military and once a year UFOs!
>nightclub keeps giving me $1500 instead of the usual 50k i deservewhat do
>>499495159also, best cars for online drag races?
>>499495159Get the meter full (evict bad customers and change DJ if needed), force save with change outfit. Reboot your game and client to sync. Sounds like a game sync issue.
>>498868170>>498886134hey, HEY...i'm the guy obsessed with gore and i did not post >>498868170so leave me outta this.
>>499495407>evict bad customers and change DJ if neededalready doing these>>499495605>force save with change outfit.>Reboot your game and client to sync.didn't know abt this, i usually just move to a new invite only lobby
>rage bait postingtruly the genz alpha tiktok kid is back online
>>499495869only force save, moving to a new lobby is pure cancer as you re-instance and reset all ingame timers to 0 and lose progress.saving == goodnew lobby == only to fix bugs
Protip:Do not sell any other business except acid lab. I have a feeling we get double night club tomorrow.
>>499495993Sheeeeit that explains a lot, goddamn im stoopid lmfaoshould've researched this stuff before, anyway thanks a bunch lad ^^
>>499495159are you out of session?it will do that if you're on a job sometimes
>>499475985I haven't taken any good one this year.I've pretty much only been logging in to take a quick picture and immediately log out.
>>499471238What are we doing in the bed?
>>499506949Forced cuddling and hand holding.
>VC 8.7>SA 9.2>IV 8.2>V 8.5those are the meta scores, so does everyone here agree SA was peak?
>>499511126those scores are actually pretty much perfectly how ids describe gta
>>499511126It was for many things because of the BDSM croupière gf, the real jetpack, green goo, realistic Nevada, San Fran, badlands, corrupt cops blackmailing you, big smoke, etc.GTA V is an all time favourite too, I love some missions, but the character development is spread out across too many actors, so you never fully can identify with everyone properly. Everyone remembers Big Smoke's order and his betrayal. Gang mechanics, tagging with spray cans and gang wars were cool.It's so iconic grove street is in V.Jumping from a 747 with koreans to fuck up MD mansion was nice. Green sabres and the music are nice.The modern games suffer from too much realism. When you hear Lady Gaga on the radio you are painfully reminded of the current timeline.
>go on old ps3 char>has stinger gt>its fast nowremember when it was the most expensive car in the game?now it really is rarer and more exclusive tan the adder
>>499512819oops not stinger gtthat was added laterits a topless stinger
How would you feel if you could transfer your character to GTA6 Online, including vehicles, clothing, and general appearance? Would it influence a decision to switch from 5 to 6, if moving your account was the only way to get a lot of that stuff in 6?
>>499518479that would spoil 6 plus there's no guarantee about what is getting carried over
Relationships ingame when?
>>499520535Rockstar thinks that PvP is easy mode for online mutiplayer. Count on war machines.
>>499520887hopefully they're realizing toggling pve would create more active sessionsI'd love to sell in public with no bonus instead of switching to inv onlyI want to play with people and not be forced into garbage pvp
>>499518479No thank you, I have zero interest in continuing from Online.I would accept a shirt that says "I played GTA Online for X years and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt">>499520618Now.
>>499522626Would be nice to have an option pop up before you start a sale mission asking if you want to do it in passive or not, with the latter offering you the usual sale bonus for being in a public lobby.
>>499522626>>499527631One of the sad aspects of what both of you are imagining, is that the game would still center around grinding. Nothing fun comes from participating in imaginary economies.
>>499528014I'd love for things like missions, deathmatches, races, etc. to pay enough to be viable sources of income so you could have fun while making money, but we all know that Rockstar is never going to do that, so we might as well keep our wishes realistic.
>>499528014>Nothing fun comes from participating in imaginary economies.Hard disagree, first because the alternative is actual economies, which means paying real money to buy stuff on GTA, you can go drown in the nearest lake if you want that.Second because the most fun part of GTAO is making money and spending money.It's the only GTA where money matters and I'm tired of pretending that it isn't fun to make money.Doing heists and getting rich is dope.
>>499528581>what a lot of money and no taste looks likeIf you want to really see what no taste looks like, just go into the garage of a random, especially one bragging about how expensive his collection is. You'll see the most garish colors and tacked on assortment of aftermarket parts that money that can buy. They truly define the phrase "just because you can, doesn't mean you should"
>>499528581>Grand Purchase Auto
>>499530195Tell that to Rockstar, because 90% of the car roster doesn't spawn in traffic, and most of that is too expensive to store.
>>499530195You can steal the Lifeguard if you know how.
>>499418547Well, I'm pretty sure I don't have a regular Banshee because there is really no racing use case for it, I will never need one in a race. I have a 900R on each character, they can be useful here and there (roughly even performance to an 811 give or take).
>>499528014I don't even dislike the grinding
>>499478572The Vamos is worse
>>499482829I can't figure out a good colour scheme for mine, it's white with a red interior and chrome three spoke wheels. I need to change something.
>>499528581Oh shit you got all of the vehicles? Very nice show room! Life guard seems nice, I have unmarked and state patrol only.
>>499532304the arbiter is also worse than the tulip but not haunted like the vamos r* really needs to disable the toe changes over bumps
>>499532304Vamos is just straight up slippery. It's the stereotype of a muscle-car that can only drive in a straight line. I turned mine into a drift car. It made a miserable car into a fun car.
>>499532272>I don't even dislike the grindingSame, mostly because the acid lab and night club run in background as I chill in a taxi, alt tabbed out on 4chan and youtube. 4 hours background running and occasional refilling via phone is as easy as it gets.
>>499533243lol that's a good idea
Never use the Casino as AFK glitch, use the other ones.
>>499538975You'd think the casino would love for people to lose chips.
>>499539231Everything sus according to Rockstar. Cannot even go broke without being a cheater.
>>499539231 >>499539390 >>499538975They probably don't want to generate statistics that would draw more attention from anti-gambling laws. If asked whether people were going broke with their imaginary money they bought with real money, Rockstar wants to be able to say "no".
>>499539724But you can't use shark card money in the casino.
>>499539827Chips are purchased with in-game currency. In-game currency is purchased with real money.
>>499540290It literally shows in game that it doesn't use shark card money. Do you really think that Rockstar has no way to track or flag that money? Or are you just asserting that they're lying because you say so?
>>499540701Interesting that they track the origin of the money and have this notice. I never paid close attention. Good find anon. Makes me wonder if this really ties into anti-gambling laws with some country.If only "worthless" grinding money is used. >>499539724 was right I guess.
>>499541291When the casino came out it attracted a shit ton of bad press and still has all games (including the wheel) turned off in some countries. It's 100% to avoid more controversy.
So what's the best way to play GTA3 and VC?I know San Andreas is more advanced in terms of modding because people actually like that game.Back in like 2021 when the reverse engineer thing came out I grabbed and it kinda works? but it's very buggy.Rockstar immediately swarmed them and I think they got shut down.Searching for it all the files seem to be from August 2021, which looks like it's what I have.Did it really get dead and no one continue the project?
>>499541647So kids cannot gamble away real money ingame, but they can buy 40 USD per skin in Forknife and Overgay II? Makes perfect sense. GTA has always been the bane of evil for retarded gay && retarded journos.
>>499542034Get original ISO, and apply the SilentPatch to them.
>>499542556Literally yes, there are places with extremely strict anti gambling laws that specifically target the concept of a casino and traditional games like black jack.
>can't pull up the hood of the skeleman onesie sad
>>498786651I think it would be funny as shit if you can transfer your character, and the first thing that happens when you go Online is your character gets arrested by the FIB and hauled into court and sentenced to multiple life sentences and all your assets are seized. then you're made to make a new character.
>>499543546>last updated 2020So nothing changed in 3 years, huh?Well good to know I guess.
>>499016125Burgershot, Cluckin Bell, Taco Bomb, and Pizza This*
>>499552205Rockstar would be stupid as fuck if they not allow people to import their characters and gift them a free face edit with the new character editor. In MGS V you can import your Groung Zeroes save game. In Witcher 3 you can import Witcher 2.Returning players having a benefit and small welcome gift would get eaten up by the journos and everyone would applaud them. Must not be a big bonus, just give returning players some exclusives that otherwise are gated behind some special edition.It's the thought that counts how anyone can get it, but loyal players get it freely.Fuck it can be as trivial as a "years served" status on your profile and a unique ride. Who cares, this is just marketing 101.
What's coming tomorrow to #GTAOnlineHalloween Event:• Jack O’Lanterns Returned• Phantom car Returned• More supernatural creatures• You can now create custom zombie survivals using new undead pedestrians in the Creator.Community Challenge Rewards:• All players will receive the Purple Glow and Green Glow Skeleton Onesies for smashing the 800 million zombies goal on the Ludendorff survivalLog In unlocks:• Día de Muertos Tee• Romance Calaca Mask• Floral Calaca Mask• Green Flaming Skull Mask2x GTA$ & RP:• Halloween Deathmatches• Freemode Events & Challenges• G’s Cache• Armoured Truck RobberiesSalvage Yard Robbery Targets (available through October 30th):• The Gangbanger Robbery: Överflöd Entity MT (Top)• The Podium Robbery: Grotti Stinger GT (Mid)• The McTony Robbery: Canis Kamacho (Standard)Weekly Challenge:• Win in two deathmatches to receive the Tan Demon Goat Mask and $100,000HSW Time Trial:• Sandy Shores to La PuertaTime Trial:• Cypress FlatsPremium race:• Art to ArtThe Premium Deluxe Motorsport vehicles are as follows:• Enus Cognoscenti Cabrio• Dundreary Landstalker XL• Benefactor XLS• Hijak Ruston• LCC SanctusLuxury Autos:• Benefactor Vorschlaghammer• Fathom FR36Lucky Wheel:• Invetero Coquette ClassicPrize Ride:• This weeks prize ride is the Übermacht Rhinehart and you can win this by winning a race in the LS Car Meet Series for two days in a rowPremium Test Ride:• Imponte Arbiter GTTest Rides:• Pfister Comet SR• Vapid Blade• Invetero CoquetteTake full advantage of the latest discounts:100% off:• Skull Tattoos• Sugar Skull Face Paints30% off:• Albany Lurcher• Albany Brigham• Albany Fränken Stange• Declasse Tornado Rat Rod• LCC Sanctus• Chariot Romero Hearse• Truffade Adder• Pfister Comet SR• Vapid Clique Wagon• Pegassi Infernus ClassicGun Van Discounts:30% off:• Service Carbine
>drug dealer sells from within hostile red gang attach cycle
>>499180828>2024 prices in 1992Back then a burger was like $1.50 and a bucket of coke was 99¢
>>499553672>• LCC SanctusThey really want people to buy this, huh? This is what, the third week it's been in Simeon's?
>>499553672>weekly challenges is mandatory multiplayerFuck you too Rockstar.
>>499553672>• Jack O’Lanterns Returned>• Phantom car Returned>• More supernatural creaturesCool shit!>2x GTA$ & RP:>• G’s CacheThat's like 32k only. Real ass bonus..>30% offMeh.
>>499554270>Fuck you too Rockstar.No problem! Glad to be of service™
>>499553672>You can now create custom zombie survivals using new undead pedestrians in the Creator.Honestly kinda hype about this. I loved Ludendorff, but the setting is getting a bit stale.
>>499554689Time to defend the Vanilla Unicorn from zombies?
>>499554919I was thinking more the Altruist compound, it seems like the type of place built to defend against zombies.
>>499553672My honest reaction.
>>499554119All the Halloween vehicles are on sale for the whole month.
>>499555057you are going to need it after i order you a macbeth whiskey shot
>>499554270>gonna miss the black cat mask because my clone won't spawnAt least I can win deathmatches, depending on RNG is worse.>>499554919>zombie strippersI'm in.
>>499555163Yeah, but they haven't all been given a slot in Simeon's this many times.
>>499555394Go into an "invite only session".Stay in that session. Don't use any kind of fast travel tricks. Don't do contact missions. Don't launch a new session. These things may set the timer to 0.Drive a completely "normal car". No weapons. No armor. No flying. Really, put away whatever you've been driving, and just steal a random tornado off the streets. Be outdoors. Can't hang out in the casino or any club. The clone won't spawn indoors.
>>499555797Clone spawns at night.
>>499555394>>499555797>>499557010The clone won't spawn while you're indoors, but going inside the casino and then leaving, may give it an opportunity to spawn as you go outside.
>>499557909Mine spawns after I exit my scrapyard on foot.
Is anyone going to post?I know I mogged you all to death: 12 million this week whilst afk 95% of the time.
>>499553672acid week was too good
>>499563117fr fr, now it's going to be weeks of ass munching until they give us crumbs
>>499563053Post what?
>>499555024Cool place and the saw mill down the hill for variety too.
>>499563839>Post what?Feminine gussets.
>>499564118I'm on ya, lasagna.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sP8DSuIPpoDoes anon listen to an own playlist on their own media player? Is it original in a retarded, cool or unique way?
>>499564118
>>499563053>only 12 millionnovice numbers
Don't forget the UFO today!!!Today, there are 2!!!One of these is only going to show up today, so you won't get another chance at it for a year. One of them is over the swamp, but this is a DIFFERENT one than the other UFO you saw over the swamp.The other is over a barn. I don't know why it likes that barn, it just kinda does.
>>499565609https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0U4KcNAs-gTrack 2, gonna rest now and check tomorrow.>>499563117>acid week was too goodFuck yes! Brain's more fried than a lewdingdorks zombie.
>>499553672>Invetero Coquette ClassicIt's a nice enough car, but it's already free from the store.
>>499565957Delicious and even with cute garter!
>>499563053~$25 million. Did a ton of Acid sales and a full sale of all my warehouses. Plus bunker and nightclub earnings.
>>499567326>a full sale of all my warehousesNice! I don't have the patience anymore to set my phone on 48 mins and then oppressor visit all of mine anymore 72 times x5 to tell my techs to source crates passively. Felt like brainwashing myself. But I know that feel when selling it all. By far the best business of all if you don't overdo it. Need to give myself limits and also only sell on 2xGTA$. But I guess you don't want to wait 6 months, because by the time you have sold all of them twice again.
>725 repliesGeez, that snuck up on me.Any pictures you guys want on the cover reply to this post. or I'm gonna add my own stuff before we hit 750.Only 3 pictures needed, I do already have 1 of mine setup so technically only 2.
>>499568712Why not add this >>499477815There is plenty of good stuff, any schizo kino always goes.
would like to take some halloween pics but i can't play anymore
Trailer 2 when?
>>499555287pic related>>499569454>why notcause badly lit and boring standing poseI definitely did miss some pictures in this thread, that's what I'm asking for.
>>499570123February 2025.
>>499568370>But I guess you don't want to wait 6 monthsIt's something I always consider, but then I think about all the money I give away when not selling when they're full. I live in constant fear of ghost raids. In the end of the day I zoom around the city a lot anyway, so might as well make a short stop at my warehouses to tell my dudes to go look for crates.
>>499570443there was a trivial way to check for ghost raids if you can perform some action before stop being CEO or something that only works when no raid happens.
This bike feels great to ride. Looks nice too
>>499570808Yeah, it's not bad for a Western.
>>499570780Yeah but then it's too late anyway. You might be lucky and it's a single truck raid where you just have to return the stock, but most times it's a full gang raid where you're losing half of your stock not matter what.
>>499570808Shame the rear suspension is borked. They made it handle like a hardtail even though it clearly has rear suspension.I think what they were going for is the trend with custom Vrods having slammed rear suspension, but they didn't actually model it that way (rear fender has like two inches of clearance in-game). All the bikes have some boneheaded design choices that completely ruin them for me.
>>499570808
>>499568370>x5you got played by your own sperg greed
>>499571663
>pizza this logo grayed out>there's a small cooldown before blah blah blah???I haven't done pizza deliveries in weeks...and now picture related? the fuck is going on?The other 2 also have discounts with a huge timer on them.
Gtav singleplayer is comfy. Though seems like there should be a bit more things to do / collect in open world as well but it's cool.Also haha what are these cooldowns?
>>499553672>McTony robbery 3 weeks in a row
>>499555797>2 nights in a row with no slasher spawnnice
>>499579702Same car as this week too.
>>499576729cooldowns?
>>4995820343rd night was the charm, glad I didn't close the game after the 2nd night.>>499576729A few other missions also wouldn't start because of the cooldown, even tho I had JUST started playing today.Not sure what the fuck happened, but restarting the game fixed it.
Are other slashers spawning right now or is it just the clones? If I go into a private lobby and wait the 20 minutes will I be able to spawn them in?
>>499586690Fuck that was the wrong image sorry
>>49958669050% of any slasher turning into your clone.
>>499475985Hope you don't mind some creative editing.UFO was a bit too high so I dragged it down and added a tractor beam to it, then gave it a blueish tint to match better with the rest of the cover.
>>499586690I got the clown 2 nights in a row before my clone appeared. All spawned at 4am, I don't know if that's intentional or just luck.
>>499566421I think it's only free with the Criminal Enterprise starter pack. But yeah, odd choice for a podium vehicle. I think I'll dodge the casino this week just to avoid the disappointment of winning a free car.
>>499532463>red interior and chrome three spoke wheelsSounds like early 00s rice.I went for the small down dirtbag who has a 14yr old girlfriend look. Imagine faded red paint with the cobra on the front. >>499588925Looks great, good edit
>>499589189No that happened to me too. I think they appear right after the UFOs disappear (signaled by a thunder)
>>499590789Alternatively, the rust route.
>>499590789>>499591001Nice cars.>>499542916Great shot, shame the tractor beams disappeared.
>Step outside of auto shop.>Immediately see red dot on radar.>Oh, well I need to....>Um... my car is here. >I didn't call for you yet. >I arrived here in a stolen Coquette, but now my Tornado is parked right here.>Its red headlight pointing at me on full and the engine running... in the middle of the only escape route...>No... not creepy...not creepy... nope.>Ok car... gonna just go ahead and climb into the driver seat...>Didn't get eaten. Good.>Now about that dot.>Ah, the clown slasher.>Alright car, you wanna run him over? You wanna? Yeah?>Good car, lets run him over. I mean... it's a copy of the phantom tornado. The real one hasn't even appeared yet this year. Pretty sure.
As the week draws to a close, I bid fond farewell to some easy money that I kinda didn't need anyhow but always grind for anyhow.
>>499592075Christine likes you
>>499592640A matter of similarly aligned goals?
>week over>no clone:(wanted the black mask
>>499592873Car sex?
>>499595280https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEKtfmvXqZ0IN THE CAR CRASHI HURT MYSELFI SEE YOU BABYBUT I DON'T SEENO ONE ELSEalso, new thread?
>>499595838>>499595838>>499595838NEXT THREAD
bye
>>499595280Running things over.
>>499566610https://youtu.be/QjKX-AXt1lw
