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My Husband
Victor is peak TekkenBryan is valley Tekken
this is not tekken
Josie Kazama.Murray. Make it happen.
Who is your favorite tekken character and why?
>>499286091Kazuya, pic related
>>499286091>Ling titsLMAO
I'm not straight im not straight im not straight
You can literally post ling’s bare tits and won’t even get banned because there’s nothing there
Real Tekken is spamming d2 into fc df4 on 150 ms of delay with jin
Josie will come back but she'll be killed off as a minor bad guy Thoughts?
>>499286091John, cause he's bald
>>499285797clipdat
mash heat blablabla remedial combos blablabla yolo ass launcher blablabla
T8 update when?
>>499287274
>>499286091Nina, bc fun and quick, throw game, cool animations, sexy af
>>499287274Please no more updates. No more anything. Just announce the end of 8's support cycle. Please.
>>499287550>>499287398i mean the mod bruv...
i want to fap so badly but I suffer from POIS so instead I'll take a cold shower and read a book
I'm fucking ugly
i'd give women a try but they have no penis
>>499286091before T8 it was Dragunov and then he became busted and it was no longer cool to like himso now it's either Bryan or Victor
why is this general dying?
>>499288310Have you read the posts so far?
cause we are all playing deadlock now
>>499286091alisashe's cute
you know who else is cute? devil jim
>>499288310SFG is stealing our jobs.This should be illegal!
unironically agree
>>499285797Im thinking OPs should strictly be Tifa
Kunimitsu the tekken OG
aTif
>>499288310I haven't been posting due to crippling depression
>>499288310In what colour?
>>499288610What is happening on that pic?
You will not see a Dragunov win TWT because the nerfs hit harder than people think.
i'm sexually crippled
>>499288281both of those characters are more turbo nigger AIDS than drag thoughbeit
Jobless sexless sexlessTis the life of a failure tis the life of me
he's never winning anything ever again
tekgen is as strong as ever. no i don't need a job
my sides games are eating up all of my neet time brosliterally no time for kinoken 8
>be new player>hit combatant after 3 hours of playing >get matched with 12 winstreak fresh valve acc pakistani that combos my entire health bar>decide to not rematch him, go back to queue>i still get him straight after
the log that came out was too big bros
My ass has been penetrated over four thousand times so my shit just falls out
Guys... i need to make a confession... i don't actually have plans for December...
>>499289480it will all go downhill the moment you hit ranger rank
reminder: you are entitled to one free plug per each plug that happens to you - spend it wisely
>>499289109>NOOOO I can't spam 1,1,2 and df1 anymore his neutral is worse than Azucena hes not tournament viable!!!Holy shit did JDCR always have these retarded takes?
>>499288281toilet taste
>>499285797CREAMPIE LILI!
>>499290180Holy fuck i could swear she moved her eyes
>>499290086I'm not educated on the tekgen approved char picks so please forgive me
https://x.com/tyler_beecroft/status/1848412571902128128
>>499288281it was never cool to like dorag in tekgen. most tekgeners are 17ers and he was already hated in season 1 t7.
T8 Ling is weak if they don’t know the matchup and unplayable if they know it. Weakest character in the entire series up to date.
>>499291017i stopped hating on drag in t7 when they made his wr2 easier to step
coomer blud literally seeing things
only thing I want to see on a woman is a penis
victor, bryan and dragunov are all real tekken
I'm an incel
When is the tekgen tourney?
>>499291017>it was never cool to like dorag in tekgenFor a very long time, Drag was the only character you could call 'honest' without every poster in the general calling you a carried shitter. Also Kazumi.
>>499291806that was shaheen but nobody except that one anon who disappeared played shaheen. drag mains just became frequently mocked downplayers as they spent more time trying to convince everyone d2 was worthless than playing.
buff steve nigga
>>499291758after winter, in virtua fighter
>>499290687play asuka or lilitekgen loves those two like no other
>>499290915Same thing would've happened in every Tekken game ever. Whoever genuinely gets upset over this is a certified greenie retard.
>low into CH launcher high>slide>wall splatting 11f ws move>honestmy fav honest characters in t7 were paul and akuma
>>499292014>that was shaheenHim too, but nobody cared about him at all. >drag mains just became frequently mocked downplayers as they spent more time trying to convince everyone d2 was worthless than playing.Maybe soon after the initial nerfs, but after a while he was accepted as an honest reminder of better days, especially towards the age of deadgen
>>499292480the secret is that all those posters were drag jack kazumi mains who coincidentally liked to push the narrative that their characters were never good and it was just jdcr/saint whoever that made them look good at that season 1 was peak balance.
bum ass gay ass king players
>>499292786>all those posters were drag jack kazumi mainsThey weren't>t. fell for the 'honesty' meme and learned all those characters, asked frequently for advice, and got jackshit The 'season 1 was peak balance' narrative was also bullshit
german "tekken community" is bullshit
nigger tekken 7 on ps4 had like half a second input delay. if you got a character that got low risk spammable bullshit + on hit lows you were golden. no brain was accustomed to feel that much into the future and got easily overloaded.
>n wordskipped
>>499293196you would never get advice in the thread because all the people above green rank that would actually do so were the discordfags. even today tekgen is bottomfeeders.
>>499293529post rank, hours, region (with pic proof)
I'm in an okay rank and I'm not in any discord
>>499291017Wrong, drag was always widely regarded as a sick character.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI5IUv0arB4&t=1033s
so, when do I start losing with King?
I wonder if there's a char that's just universally free of hatred from all sides
how did this nigga got to tk without defense
>>499293529A lot of the old guard turned to discord, but some of us stayed true to the thread. I got some good advice from people back then, and I try to repay that to others, now that I'm finally good at the game.Not all of us are shitters, even if it's fun to pretend we are.
yes and her name is Josie Rizal
>discord>bottomfeeders
>>499293916https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VrMino7sX0history repeatshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHZ_wg2DTqwwaiting patiently form the tekken 9 iteration.
>>499294020Defense doesn't matter much in this game, stomp or get stomped
can't wait to get my 500 free coins
I think less of people who watch TMM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think less of people who read my posts
I read it... it's too late for me...
I already played 2+ hours, how do i learn the basics of this game to feel like i havent wasted money? Any video?Also Asuka is hot/cute so i think im playing her
>>499294353did they still not give that shit away?
I'm a mouth breathing retard
>>499294665You could learn the basics of the game OR pick a lewd mode and spam cartwheels and parries with Asuka until all your friends and everyone online hates you
Bros I'm about to order a leverless. Somebody stop me
>>499294923no idea, i haven't booted the game in months, but i saw there's till november to get them, so dunno, probably at the end of the month or so
>>499294665Learn three good moves and spam them
>>499294274he'll throw this all away when T9 gets announced and he dickrides the execution being reduced to 0 until his payment from Bamco stops (1 month after launch), then he'll come back saying the same things until 10 and Harada's funeral
>>499294665Watch Fergus and steal his tech from there. I ranked up to Tekken King on Bryan after watching knee, lowhigh, tone
>>499290180A slutty wedding.
coy
>>499294665leave immediately. even if you master the basics (1000h minimum) at the end of the road is nothing but pain and frustration.
Tekken is dead. I've played dozens of pvp games and I know the tell tale signs. When a game revolves around completely shutting down your opponents ability to do anything every sensible nigga gets bored and plays something better
can you make this shitass party mode for tekken not frustrating
which one? ranked?
Heat is either a win more mechanic or a cop out mechanic but either way it's trash
anime is trash too
>>499296035SF6 has more options to shut down your opponent with parries, throw loops and etc without letting them do anything but is still going strong
bruv....
>>499296623pretty much every 2d game which is why 2d skill gaps are more obvious and tekken players always overestimate their skill level.
>>499290687erm I don’t like my character anymore because he’s heckin broken guiseI also like victor because I am fat and retarded and bryan because he’s definitely not as broken as drag!!!
>>499296623wake up perfect parry shuts down up forward apes except when it's Cammy as always, they want "pop off heat" as the defensive option
>>499296956Bro Bryan is a 4d chess character you need six game pads to even remotely steer him properly
Tekken is like dating
I have tekken but I've never had a date. I was prom king because it was one of those lmao let's vote for this retard.
>>499297412I have 3000 hours in Tekken and have been on one date
5 ranked games and i want to kill myself
being arbitrarily and ironically voted prom king is a bigger accomplishment than anything tekken related
one round in quick match and im writing farewell letters to my imaginary friends and family
>>499295101>>499295337>>499295425alright 3 combos and steal strats>>499295858but the girls are hot...
tekken 8 is a waste of storage, i move it out of the ssd, you can suffer thru 2 minutes long loadings i don't give a fuck cunts
angry about women
Ernst was borne in 1968 to a German math high school teacher who instilled in him the value of study and hard work. Notwithstanding this and Ernsts brilliance, even after being accepted to the prestigious Polytechnic school of Zurich, Ernst chose to stay in the farm with his father and pursue the honest life of a farmer while taking care of his animals and loved ones. Despite Ernsts dislike of anything pompous or overly academic in his adult life, he couldn’t take his eyes off the world of computers, he specially saw something in Tekken. His new goal was to create a machine that could play Tekken as well as any human does. For this Ernst dedicates much of his spare time to creating cheats for games such as Tekken, Age of Empires, and other titles of this nature, and sharing him with his friends in unknown Russian forums. Ernst Ludwig TekkenCheat 2.5 provides his latest installment, with features such as 100% success rate sidesteps, block rate success rate increase and even a helping hand at landing counterhit, it has taken the Tekken world by storm, though very few actually know about it. With his cheats you can play as a normal person while appearing to just be a little bit sharper, and it allows for lots of user customization to tinker every variable as you see fit. Aside from drinking beer, eating good German food and tending to his farm there is only one thing that Ernst enjoys in life more: cheating in Tekken.
I will be the one to end Ernst Ludwig, he lives in [content removed by ernst ludwig]
I uninstalled temu 8 for black ops 6
>>499295475
im shittiest player in this general
not while I'm in town you're not partner
being bad at tekken means you still have a chance to get laid.. don't waste it
i farted and chased her away
https://x.com/yagami2428/status/1848353128493838394Is Reina the worst character in the game?
im good at tekken 7 but bad at tekken 8 do i have a chance?
>>499299420absolutely yet, everyone plays jin and knows exactly what button to press in this specific sequence
what does a nigga got to do get this damn game be consistently 60fps without hiccups AND look decent?
>>499299689switch to AMD bruv
>>499299689on pc? good luck
nothing can salvage me at this point
>>499299689are you on 4k? cause on 1440p 90fps is fine
>>499299740got an amd cpu but a rtx3060ti>>499299820why? i see people's videos and it looks good and plays well too. or is this some sort of meta 50/50 that murray doing to us?
>>499299420>Edge is trying to play Reina>He is posting a #T8_report on twitter about random shit missing everyday lmao
>>499299526Sure, don't respect your opponent whatsoever either flowchart or just start mashing, fish for launchers non stop two combos and the opponent is dead
>>499299940That sounds decent enough, set everything to High at most and TSR instead of shit like AMD FSR1. You should be fine then
>>499298393Holy shit seek help. Youre in the best years of your life and instead of enjoying it you're writing Fanfics about non existent cheats in a basket weaving forum that no one is going to read.
I sought help but the psychiatrist send I'm beyond saving
>>499300184I read every word and enjoyed it. Stop thinking you're better than anybody else here dick cheese
why every nigger just bming, ki charging and just trying to rob you every round or just doing everything except trying to play this game
>>499300589because it works and aside ki charging from their perspective you're doing the same
game isn't fun so you have to make your own fun
>>499300589abuse is a cycle, it happens to you now you're probably going to do it to somebody elseall bad behaviour is vampiric by nature this way
if the game i spent 70 american dollars on isn't fun i have to make it fun somehow. i will ki charge, i will teabag, i will flowchart your ass into oblivionyou can't stop me and your reports go unanswered because i'm not cheating or doing anything that breaks the TOS
don't use fucking TSR if you have 30 series nvidia gpu, that's what DLSS is for
>>499300184To be faer I wrote it for fun not meant to be taken seriously
but behaving like a nigger isn't fun unless you brain damaged
>behaving like a nigger isn't fundon't knock it till you try it
>>499300920as if anything would happen to you if you cheated lmao
having fun with a nigger masher isn't fun unless you're a nigger thoughbeit
>>499300920ok but what if I told you I don't care
what the fuck is TSR, DLSS, FSR and all the shit they have on the settings
>>499300935john linneman said tsr is better in this game because you can't use dlaa without upscaling in d8.
I play kazuya and the only moves I do are ws2 and hellsweep
I wish I could upscale my penis
>>499301419I don't give a fuck what John ligma says, on my 3070 tsr looks and runs like shit compared to dlss and I spent quite a bit fiddling with different settings
>>499301413upscalers, put TSR, it's best for tk8
i wish i could downscale my asshole
really not my problem
how about you upscale your job prospects
upscaling my attraction for men
They're out here t8_report’ing regular counterplay to their character, I respect that worldview.
I need to upscale my job prospects but my penis needs help. Now that I think about it, if something can go wrong in life, it has gone wrong in mine. I'm an objective failure and loser. I just want to work a slave job and get by but I can't even do that.
spoken like a true tekken player
mashed 700 hours and the only time i had fun when i played against local tg devil jim in lobby and tk kazuya, jack player and maybe lobbies on launch, sometimes you can have one fun game in quickplay ranked is a mental asylum, even framedataonsale7 is more enjoyable
>speedkicks mocked islam >medusa is anti-semetic >rip and murray drop n bombs regularly >aris raped someone>TMM is the biggest Tekken content creator even after all his controversial statements on LGBTQ people>shadow got away with false SA accusations >and yet poor Emily just let slip one little slur and gets permabannedWhy is the Tekken community chud central
it's because of DEI
>>499303078add "german" sandniggers starting crusade against feng player for saying that their community mid or something
>>499285928I really wish Leo were just a prettyboy and not a reverse trap.
I have no standards. Yes, I will fuck a man.
even two
at once
bryan main btw
https://www.reddit.com/r/Tekken/s/65DvyIT8XQ
I've been going to the gym but I think I'm gonna throw in the towel. My mental illness has dragged me down too far and the gym didn't improve it.
>>499304037oh no lmao
>>499294665thats bullshitcurrently since the games release only 6456 hours have passed
blud said 2 hours lil bro
>get matched with jack frantically remembering what bullshit he does >ooh wait it's 1>wait no it's 2>wait it's mid fuck me>never see him again for 500 gamesi love chipotle btw
>>499305645he's been in the game since the first tekken
>>499305843no way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeYN3ciDyqAkkokkoma only plays top tiersyou know what that means, paulfrauds
if jack 7 was in tekken 8 i wouldn't mind playing against him. unfortunately jack 8 is jack+gigas+farcam lamb so i will be plugging
even my brother cut communication with me
>>499305350and you expect me to believe he spent 2 hours already? Sit down lil niggy
stop using profanity
>>499302634There needs to be a quick access mode that doesn't track stats or something. These niggas think this arcade party game is life and death
>>499285797The Face of White Supremacy, of Aryan Perfection. The Queen & Saviour of Tekken.
bros it's okay, human's capacity for reasion and rationality is already inferior to AI system from 10 years agoin the future you'll be considered insane for not giving your automony up to a sophisticated algorithm that understands you and what makes you happy far better than you do yourselfhuge social reforms will be needed to organise a society like this, concepts like individual liberty will cease to hold any value, these reforms will either be terrible or incredibly pog therefore don't kill yourself yet, wait until the western governments/china undergoes a big techno-political revolution and then decide whether life is worth living or not no need to thank me
>>499308003wrong
>>499306693damn that lil chink got mogged hard
>>499306364you are genuinely retarded if you think jack plays anything like fukurmomplease improve
Think about this for a moment
>>499308826hilarious that you can immediately tell exactly what this is about
It hurts.Delet them.
I'm a waste of life but I have hair. I would definitely trade my hair for a job though.
i have to many hair in my ass walls that if i were to go bald, i could make a wig out of those
>>499308003G*d I want to kiss every inch of her body
>>499309949I have a job for you nigga kill yourself
>>499308426
I'm on the verge of mental breakdown and my family doesn't care
>>499310684get benzos
the verge pc build video
i stopped mashing like monkey, tried to block, sidestep, play around spacing and shit for a bit, punishes and stuff and i got shit on so hard, last straw was kazuyafuck mashing every button he could for ch and ki charging me i guess he didn't liked eating heat smash at the wall
YOU CAN'T BRING ME DOWNNO BRING ME DOWNYOU CAN'T BRING DOWN NOBRING ME DOWN
You can't bring me down because I'm already at rock bottom
zafina is almost as hot as elizatoo bad she plays like a spastic lobster
something i learn in my life is that when you think things can't get any worse, they will get worse
>>499311207Eliza is meh.Zasniffa's moves and flexibility are sex.
the only way things could get worse is if I became homeless and if that happens I'll just drink the eyedrops
worst i can think of is falling in love with a woman
I need a tgirl to pick me up and carry me down the aisle
worse, you could marry Nina
Comforting Nina after she fails another mission
Nina fails missions on purpose because she likes being used and abused on the game over screens
My Haute42 T16 will be arriving today.
Nina forcing her cock up my ass after she fails another mission
I haven't ordered anything in years due to the fact that I haven't had a dollar since the last decade
It's me or Yoshimitsu has never this popular?Meanwhile Law spammers have vanished into thin air.
everyone vanished, game is dead.
I main Lili and reject pronouns
>>499308826>regular counterplayyeah sure broke gook
I'm probably a month away from starting my transition, I'm out of options.
It's been 26 years and the tekken story has not moved in any meaningful direction
>>499313758All the moves took us to Reina.I'm thankful for these 26 years.
>>499313758the devil gene was purged from jin and kazuya though. however reina has it so i guess jin and kazuya might end up having it again in the next game
>>499313758That's because they don't care and refuse to change. They had plenty to time to hire a competent writer after Tekken 7 and plan things out. Tekken 8 looks like it was written in a week. Character episodes could've been a good opportunity for canon material. But it's just non canon comic relief for the most part.
i've never intentionally pressed my powercrush buttoni just don't like armor
>>499313458>sneed>broke gookwhat did he mean by this
Im a fat faggot
>only fight ghosts online>otherwise only play offline>creamapi the dlc>ignore the battlepasshonestly this game is not that badalso the antispam shit is gay, mods are niggers and so are (You)
might as well go play t5dr onlinewhat a flaming faggot
>>499316457This website is increasingly unusable which is for the better because it's urging me to go on less and less
I was addicted to granny porn in my youth
>>499316457If ghosts online were actually a challenge then for sure
>>499317319I mostly browse dead boards so hopefully they will be spared this faggotry for a while longer. for most of my sperging needs I've been slowly favoring a certain feeder-operated farm more and more often over the last few months. I think chan culture is finally actually dead and have come to accept that peak '09 4chan will never exist anywhere on the internet ever again. it was fun while it lasted
I didn't find a ghost who acted like the original player yet.
>>499316457You have been added to the list.
M is always watching
Just beat a nigga with a 26 percent disconnect rate with a rage art and he stayed
I plug and then play until I've reset. Then I plug some more.
>>499319820in quick match?
I'm out of pluggers hell, Murray let me go
>>499320125no in ranked, I went to American servers and found a fellow plugging connoisseur we had a set of 3 games I was sure he'd forfeit on the last one but I guess he wanted out of plugging hell as badly as I did
plugging is nice and all but what about gaping
you guys just post about plugging as a goof right. you guys don't actually alt f4 right before you lose
>>499322225I don't alt f4 I literally pull my ethernet cable right out
get off memahomiesiggy muey
>Break, damn you!Nina while she's inside me
>>499322813based
>>499288454outrageously based
>>499288454>>499323449Tranny.
>opponent does panic rage art >block it>launch with my lowest damage launcher>do 7 dash jabs into T! into HB into teabag into rage art >spam special style during the rage art cinematic>opponent doesn't plugwhat gives?
>>499323526>t. got raped by a robot now im salty
>>499323637when a special needs child flips out at you you just take it, it's good manners
>>499323526say that too my face and I'll kick your teeth in fagnigger
Having a lot of fun playing D8 Xiaoyu but at the same time it makes me feel like a girl playing it .
>>499323990does eating pasta make you feel like a noodle?
Azucena habitually shilling her coffee to me as we both cum
Do you bros sniff?
>>499323637its possible to do 7 jabs without heat burst?
i touch myself at night
>>499324230yes but it depends on your character and your opponents character too... I think
>>499324219sniff what
>>499323695>>499323916Tranny.
I'm in favour of a new tekken game once per four years
i played only 1 game todayagainmy ranked anxiety is prevent me from touching this game
>>499330006do you have a job?
>>499330006Just remember that being fun is all that matters and that being a loser and a collosal failure and just all round embarrassing tekken player doesn't matter yeah so what the guy is laughing at you and clipping you for everyone on the Internet to scuff at
kl92bs
Wanna hear a joke?Reina is bottom tier
Reina is a bottom, that's no joke
>>499330623It's not fucking funny, ff2 SEN should be an uncontestable mixup on block and Reina IS bottom tier + high IQ until this bug is fixed
whos top though
>t. imagay
>>499331119>jab and slime>jab and senreina is dix confirmed
nobody respects jabs anymore
gayhachi bros... years of slander for nothing...
Why do all of the blue boards have spam filters now
>>499332289Ai bots
>>499332289I samefagged too hard
the remedy is worse than the disease but that's what you get with a slanted eyed owner
it literally doesnt affect anyone thought
wow dude yoshi is such a skill character he needs to land 2 whole i6 CH launchers to win a round that's so hard these players have to work so hard
>>499331714Lidia sissies... our girl lost to a jobber
>>499331714false because it contradicts tekken 5
>>499332881only the i8 one launches, and it’s normal hit
When are we getting the free tekken coins?
The last dlc character is a street fighter one
it's kunimitsu
>>499285797This is Lili and Jin btw
>>499333294How is that
>turn off light>see thiswat do?
I thought the NBC had caught onto the wait a lot gimmick for CH while propagating the disinformation that D8 was a masher so as to climb higher and retain their position of power while keeping NAs out. but it turns out it’s not just the NBC that does it as FightingGM in his reviews of content creators gameplay he constantly expresses the need to be passive in neutral as the best possible strategy.
Me (right) and my husband Miguel. Harada bring him back pl0x!! ^_^･ﾟ: *･ﾟ:*
middle: what lilitroons aresurrounding: what lilitroons think they are
I FALL IN LOVEWITH LEO EVERY SINGLE TIMEBECAUSE LEO IS THE BEST GUYYEAH, BECAUSE LEO IS THE BEST GUYI POST HIM ONCEAND ALL THE TRANNIES START TO CRYBECAUSE LEO KLIESEN IS A GUYYEAH, LEO KLIESEN IS A GUY
someone link the video where the guy asks koreans who they want back plscannot find
I'll answer that for you insteadThey want Eliza
said nobody ever
>>499341816the usual suspects
everybody wants josie
they want josiethey want wangthey want jayceethey want amo kinthere's your s2 lineup
everybody haaatess josie!
>>499342056yes thisvideo please
damn this place moves so slow when I don't samefag
>>499342689https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRslI7h7BwY
>>499342804>Knee: I just really think Eliza would fit well in Tekken 8>Arslan: I think Eliza would be a good choice for DLC4>Keisuke: Eliza, of courseHoly based!
>>499338815literally every single version of kazuya's official bio in tekken 5 says he lost to heihachi. every language, every official website, the manual ,the srategy guides
I think I'm gonna shove things in my ass today
>>499342804thank you very kindly saar
>>499342804>>499343494the japanese players are such goobers it’s quite funnyddingler kind of let me down
I'm gonna masturbate to trans women
no, don't do thattry futas instead
>>499345051Gay either way
>>499345315no it's not, we already went over this
>>499343051retconned and corrected now it never made any sense to start with
>>499345357How liking penis is not gay
>>499345468because futas are not menso it's not gay
not mennot interested
>>499345374if kazuya could beat heihachi without devil powers he wouldn't be so obsessed with making sure he has as much devil power as possible. plus we already have old man heihachi being strong enough to literally knock him out of his shin devil transformation so they shouldn't be comparable in base.
Mods dip this nigga in bodylotion and throw him over the fence of the most feral prison in sub saharan africa
jun is delusional btw
It's that time again where I go to sleep with no job. My perpetual depression decided to subside right before bed, shame that couldn't happen throughout the day. I'm sure it will be there when I wake up!
>>499346967I can fix him
>>499345759Kazuyas hunt for devil powers goes beyond Heihachi as 8 has showed not to mention he'd being Hach before 4 as well
>>499347329the tekken 6 story recap beats you over the head with him losing to heihachi informing his entire worldview. he devoted everything to beating heihachi the first time and even embraced the devil power only for hei to come back and beat him again anyway. then he's all insecure and blames jin for stealing power from him.
>block a hopkick>it's not launch on block??? HUUUUUUUH? THIS SHIT ISN'T STANDARD?
>>499348325nigga has only fought lucky chloe in his lifetime
>>499348325it's funny how wrong you are while being in the right hopkicks are universally -13, so closest to launch punish without being launch from standing (besides heihachi/paul in heat/kazuya with macros)
any mods to let nina williams crush my bullocks and slap me silly in front of thousands of people
>>499299420Jin's uf2 should be -10
I smell like rotting flesh and cum
It smells like a Bryan main in here
i don't understand how i'm supposed to play against victor. it feels like it's never my turn
Fariborz vs Ernst Ludwig who wins
just lost a round to a heihachi in two interactions on yakushima
>>499349527leo actually!
>>499347074Jin is a gentleman
>>499351071fariborz couldn’t even win against mailmanCHADwig is the godfather
i would pay to watch fariborz vs plantedmedusa
>>499351314jin likes to play with dolls
>block oscars one inch punch>she is something like -9 now>jab>eat some kind of reversal and get combo'd for 50% of my hpwhy can a character that has an unblockable tech trap where your only counterplay is staying on the ground and hoping that she doesn't do her ground hitting mid do this
>>499351692>why can a character that has an unblockable tech trap where your only counterplay is staying on the ground sidewalk left when you see the unblockable flash
>jabbing in mashen 8oh my days
are you serious with the sidewalking
>>499348481>>499348547Lucky Chloe was the only honest character they've ever made and now she's gone
>>499351870yes, from most knockdowns (haven't labbed everything) she can't actually get the full unblockable before you can techroll into ssl
this is tekken 8, either mash like a lunatic or sit back and spam launchers
scrub scrub scrub scrub scrub mash mash mash mash mash
>>499351284i lost to yoshimitsu after one launch, he just juggled me to death on farm stage
>everyone i come across now has some sort of scripts that plays the game for them>they can't play the game for shit but always have frame 1 reactions and hard readsit's unironically fucking overwhy the fuck do you even boot up the game if you ain't going to play it?No, nigga, i am not mad. No, you're not owning me. Play the fucking game.
>combo>stuck on the wall initiates another combo>wall now breaks which initiates another combo>floor now breaks which initiates another combo >now smashes heat which initiates another combo>dead11/10
nigga almost shot me at work today, hopefully a day of grinding can take my mind off of the crippling trauma
Tekken 7 would have been the perfect Tekken game if you removed all the DLC characters. Yes, even weak ones like Armor King and Ganryu.
Game would not be dying if instead of trying to sell cosmetics in the shop and wasting space with the lobby shit they use to shill their collabs they made actual offline content to play.Then i wouldn't have to suffer all the online cheaters who play like bots when i can play them offline.
Tekken 8 would have been the perfect Tekken game if you added all the tekken 7 DLC characters. Yes, even weak ones like Armor King and Ganryu.
yeah but imagine 200k prowess eddy with special style that doesn't even play, he just stands and presses power crush when you get close to him i waited for this match for 8 minutes having a #blast #chipotle #nike #gentlemonster #murray #tekken8 #seveneleven #lawson #twt #pakistan #HNM
>>499354040i hope you see this, joblessanon
sounds like a free win, skill issue
i took one round from a ch-scriptkiddie byron while using special style
special style is actually slept on you can beat 70% of the player base comfortably 3-0 on rounds
SORYAAAA SORYAAAA SORYAAAAGET PREGNANTNandato!!!????
special style is the cheater filter because they'll always get hit since their input reading doesn't work properly
lol
>>499355119nah I don't want kazumi put jinpachi in there
>>499355119based fat nigga enthusiast
jinpachi would be nice
he'd be mean.
no jinpachi is very nice person
>>499355551No I'm Wang he'd be nice
>>499354117armor king was not weak you idiot downplayer
>>499354907Does it really work like that? that would be hilarious if it's true.
>>499355119THANK YOUhow can anyone like a character that is just 1, 1,1, df1, df1,2 db4, b1, wr2 the most boring character in tekken and I'm not kidding
Imagine how inappropriate it would be if Jinpachi smashed Reina silly
>>499355917I wouldn't be surprised I've played high ranked niggas who instead of thinking oh cool free W when seeing special style go completely tilted and start flashing the menu as I destroy them
jinpachi isn't a nonce like his son
Oh my god the Bryan victory animation makes me so mad an aroused at the same time
you're a woman
>>499356625It's weird cause ordinarily there's nothing about him i find remotely attractive
THANK YOU VIRTUA COP 2
>>499355917the scripts usually read your inputs, directional included, so if you use 4 with special to do a low, they're going to either block high or do a move that should counterhit the 4.I usually flash special style when i know their ass is cheating, also just out of habit to pass the time while they do 10 minute combos.
>>499356585
special needs eduardo houdini is not a free w it's cbt
>thinking about buying a stick>boot up tekken 8 and play using keyboard>release how much a clown fest 8 is>urge to buy a stick dissipates
>>499357573you can try cheap one like 8bitdo if you want that stick
i hopped into ranked and got matched with nothing but wifi shitters who conveniently had lag spikes only during my combosSeriously, how hard is it to be this game fairly when the game basically gives you insanely unfair tools to win?>>499357573ngl i had this exact same thought
Im back in bushin got demoted by Lars, Raven, Yoshimitsu and Zafina
i kicharge and winquit every l*rs player
i'd like to winquit lars but i always lose because i'm not brave enough to challenge his fake pressure
I find the location of every Lee player I go against and pay for a pizza to be sent to their house since they're an awesome person
Pado thanks you for your kindness
order one more for every acid storm that fuck you up but never visually connects
I make sure to put stuffed breadsticks in the order if they successfully close off a round with infinite kick chain
I also include a liter of soda in the order if they're running his T7 default outfit
Lee mains are more fried chicken sort of guys
>that time when lee mains tried to unabomb harada
tekken 8 is dookie.
I personally ensure the delivery driver is in the likeness of Anna if I somehow discover they took part in the unabombing attempt on Harada
Play AND LOVE,LOVE! Leo!
This Saturday the 26th, we are watching Blood Vengeance.We all agree on watching the English dub for extra soul, yes?
>a woman like anna ever working a delivery job everlol
I would also include a box of condoms in the order
Reina is the new face of Tekken...
Paul is right there dude
>>499360436Yes!
Give me a time machine and I can save Tekken
>>499360693nobody welcomes you btw
can you play this kusoge on steam deck
>>499360723I see nothing in that picture that says Leo and I aren't welcomeAlso you don't speak for /tekgen/, BITCH
will you guys get mad at me if i jerk off to nina wearing her latex suit during the watch party?
ANOTHER GAY ASS NIGGA WATCHING HIS INTRO
imagine if your region’s only representative on the global stage was a brownoid with a speech impediment
>>499360693>>499360832you had better bring your best cope along with you because there is a scene in the film where Leo's data file pops up on a monitor and CORRECTLY names her Eleonore Kliesen
I don't see Reina on the cover.
true, he's not even a rapist and a murderer like marduk, how can you even call him an australian
>>499360921And you better bring rope because I'm gonna hang you in front of everybody where Leo looks directly at the camera and says he's a male!
Who's easy on the wrists or at least good to learn stickless or keyboard with? I've been glued to Jin for a second but my wrist feels like garbage after practicing EWGF/dashes tonight, plus I need to learn the fundamentals instead of this flashy crap.
>>499361002I'll bring my WIFE Eleonore Kliesen to watch the film with me and take her out in the middle to go to the room next door and FUCK LOUDLY and you're just going to have to deal with the noise
japina is everything
>>499361065That TRANNY that you hired online is NOT Leo, no matter WHAT you make it wear
>>499361061leo, azucena, dragu, jack
zafina... is kill
Leo/Zafina threesome with Leo bouncing up and down on my cock while fina does some weird belly dancer shit to position herself such that I can eat her out while she eats Leo out
zafina would no doubt do some gnarly stuff with her azazel-infused hand
only claudio knows what zafina does in bed
No, I'm not that freaky, this would be post-story mode Zafina, or else we would be cutting the arm off. Thanks.
coward
>implying Zafina will ever return
he's not interested, WHORE
>>499361517There's two ways to interpret this image:>Claudio is there to tell her "we still have more work to do">Claudio is there to run away from his responsibilities with the Archers of Sirius and enjoy tarantula bangsex with 'fina all day, every day, for the rest of his life
>>499361061Claudio
leofaggots really be spamming the same images like they're not filtered
bitch ass nigga you lucky I don't feel like changing their hashesalso SEE this post, NIGGA
surprise!
i don't see l*o so i don't care
>>499361127Depends on which is a bigger weak spot for you:>ring finger too weak/slowPaul, Jack, Bryan, anyone with a backsway, b,f-style input they really like, or just shit you need to do on the fly that involves back input at all.>up button/thumb trouble:Claudio and his wonder hopkick. Maybe yoshi too? Can't lie I don't know who the fuck uses up much besides those.That being said train yourself to loosen your hands instead, going to hitbox/keys won't do much if you still tense up your hands enough to hurt yourself
>>499361828Saved.Potentially for the next Leo songpost, thanks!
it genuinely makes me so sad that i will probably never have sex with a woman who looks like leo even once in my life. like what the fuck
'duk in 'yu
>>499361913>>499361061Too busy masturbating to Zaf, replied to the wrong post
>>499361953i will simply write my own "songposts" to spread the truth that leo is a woman
>>499362032You tried before, and you failed and stopLEO and I will continue to show our love for each other while BTFOing you and every other tranny that thinks Leo is not a guy!
>>499361979no one cares bitch
https://x.com/_UMIN__/status/1848214711608987931>I'm the reason for all of this.>They call me a killer, a monster, a terrorist.>I'm all of these things.
>>499362095your love must be weak if you can't even be bothered to go into photo mode and admire leo's beauty for yourselfINSTEAD YOU USE MY FEMALE IMAGESLOLLL
>>499362172I see you not USING IMAGES AT ALL, BITCHYOU COWER in fear of me blowing you the FUARK out, I get it. But I am merciful. If you admit that LEO is MALE, I may just let you join us on movie night.>b-but those are my imagesAND YOU WORK FOR ME AND LEO!
i'm the one running the movie night you dumb motherfucker
>opponent mixes me upunskilled 5050>i mix up opponenteducated guess
You also work for me. Matter fact, the WHOLE of /tekgen/ works for me
there is NO movie night without leo's VAGINAthere is no leoposting without leo's vagina, eitherleo's vagina IS life
why does jin get mishima tools and kazama tools and also isn't linear and also has high damage and also has some of the best strings in the game and also has good lows and also most of his shit is safer than it should
What Kazama tools? His can-cans are way shittier and redundant since he has hopkick anyway
>>499361820that’s not how it works
>>499362607t. final battle kazuya
sometimes i don't even press wall combo or backdash once if my opponent on the groundyes i losebut i lose with honori'm also mentally challenged
>>499362607and why does he have feng's evasive punch but completely safe and tracks to his weak sideand why does his heat smash wallsplat from a football field awayand why did they give him samsara from stanceand matter of fact, why is his wall game with those divekicks and the chip they deal and heat smash so retardedand why does he have oki now
retards
>>499363030every single jin flowcharts into that evasive punch it’s crazy. itlight legitimately be the dumbest move in the game
>>499363264I forgot another buff, the new ws4,4 and the ws kazama comboin terms of punishment he is easily top 3, especially in heat, he gets an easy mode 14F launch with heat dash and still has the 14F ws launch another one, reach on his punches, 2,1,4 knockdown while buffing the 4 to where you can't step on no delay or backdash out of it legitimately a character for retards to make them think their fundamentals are god tier
kuma is in the game already, where is his wife josie??
>>499363545>>499363264>>499363030>>499362607seething kazuya post
why does kazuya get jun?
>>499360436yea english
>>499365070bad boys always get the girl
y she cry?
face she makes while begging for my cum
i thought this general was bad, how is /sfg/ even worse?
face she makes when I don't want to swallow her cum
/tekgen/ is cream of the crop, you should've been here during our post-post-ironic neo sincerity phase
What's Hei's optimal after tornado launch (as in low parry or raw fujin 2)? I've found b2 f3d cd441 f3d 2 for 68 damageb2 cd441 1b24 for for 71 damagecan you get anything more?
*points at you*hakubashi
>if I want to keep ranking up I have to learn every character's bullshit moves Yeah no, I'm just gonna stay and enjoy my place on garyu rank
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wgrvABf4GkUnew gm sandwich review joint ya heard
at garyu you havent even learnt your own character
>>499367156No, to get to Fujin at least you just have to block and and use your punishes, know which moves of your character give you +frames so you can use your moves more efficiently and know which moves you shouldn't use regularly. You have to understand how the game works in various situations such as your options while you're knocked down or how to deal with armored moves (do a low attack or grab). Don't duck anything unless you know what's happening. One such example is the "snake edge" which is a low-hitting move that has a long start-up animation (which means you should be able to react to it once you see it a few times) and once you block that punish it with while rising 2 to launch your opponent. None of this stuff requires specific character knowledge.t. Fujin with almost no character knowledge whatsoever
Finally, I'm done with the Season Pass which means I am free from this trash game until the next Season Pass releases.Seeya shitstains.
I still need 9 more levels
blud grinded the season pass
THANK YOU
but our superior limb based combat?
>>499368006I got recommended on youtube the MainMan anti-Yoshimitsu video and I checked the comments and there was some mentally ill Yoshimitsu main with 2000+ likes on his post genuinely defending this character. He gave a 4000-word essay in his comment. These people are fucking insane.
https://x.com/tyler_beecroft/status/1848412571902128128bryan downplayers? your response?
>>499368448erm but the character always had high damage
ain't just about the damage you donkey
>>499368359>most characters get 60-70% damage per launch>wtf he kills me with 2 launches?????
>>499367862There's no real reason to play beyond the season pass and dressup purposesRanked is meaningless in a game this ungabunga, Nobody plays Tekken Ball online, Everyone in the lounge are not worth interacting with, Who gives a fuck about the Story Modes and there's No Voice Chat so you can't reap amusing salt from people
orange hamster...
>>499368448this happens in every tekken since 5 what's your point?
give me my 500 compensation coins already
Orange
>>499368705Cock size?
>>499368448its okay because those CH launchers are very risky to throw out wait no one is plus on block and the other is 0 well at least they're slow wait they aren't well they're easy to step fuck also no uhhh idk man he's ~difficult~
https://youtu.be/s7Qx-0_WuJU
>>499368705>this is the second best Bryan after Kneecan you fucking believe that?
noooooooo the counterhit character shouldnt be allowed to have strong counter hit tools its not fair
YUYU ON SALEhttps://x.com/YUYU_FGC/status/1848603561674084716?t=jNS8eWTmBNT0zy0I62PIBg&s=19
>>499368829Oh right, When are the 500 "we're sorry" coins coming?
if everything he does from neutral is a CH then he's not 'hard' as you claim it to be
>>499369526I's love to buy a shirt but she has to put it on and sweat it out first.
Shut the fuck up.
mailman finally decided it's time to stop content farming heihachi ranked and queue'd up as early as possible
>>499355119>male>female>male>_____(female)
>>499369971GIWTWM SO BAD
>>499369971
booting up t7...
>>499370075>>499370095you'd get hurt
what do boobs feel like?
>>499370180I'm already hurt by not being the one in the webm...
I wouldn't know
the 500 coins worked, we are so back
Should I use the coins as soon as we get them or should I wait and see what they put on the store for Christmas?
you're supposed to use them immediately, then buy another 500 during xmas
>>499370743Wait it out. Cos they'll probably put some shit in a bundle also.
>game skips a frame when i'm about to do a punishthanks harada
Yoshimitsu more like cheat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyHaeVbGqqoit's up
>>499370743save for a discount or for items that are actually worth shit. You will be shocked by how worthless ALL of the content currently for sale is. Even stuff that is cool in theory like Jin's T4 costume has horrible overly glossy materials and just doesn't suit the animations of the character in this game. And that's not even mentioning that the model itself is a direct port from T7.
I miss dragon ball super so fucking muchleo main btw
>>499363030wallsplatting heat smashes are so fucking dumbso is the tracking and the free mix
>>499372220Bro Daima is currently releasing and is actually canon unlike toyopaco's fanfiction
>>499371462kino for ants
finally got the damn cape
Imagine if all women in the world looked like Lili.
>>499372726not watching the baby show just like i didn't watch the cgi slop
>promo match against a lab character I haven't seen in months
>>499372749https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mudZ3QykX10&ab_channel=OMGitsMrSatan
>>499372883>>499372220db fans not beating the retard iq allegations
>>499372883>superfag complaining about animation qualityKEKAROO
>>499373048why does it sound like a wedding tune?
is heihachi's df12 safe mid mid?what is the counter play?
The only /tekgen/ approved anime is DANDADAN.
>anime
>>499373423jab
>>499373452>cuckbait anime
>>499373423Side step right between hits and gets a full launch.
>>499373452based
>>499373423SSR unless SSR decides to not work and you get hit
>>499373649
DISTURBING THE PEEEEEACE
>d4 beats every heihachi fujin option except 3>sidewalk left beats every heihachi fujin option except 1+2
>>499373423you can sidestep it right. if he does df12 without charging it catches the sidestep but it's -13 on block. he can also do df11 but you're eating 8 damage be careful because he can also do df1 delay df1,2 and it will catch a sidestepit's a pretty risk-free move, but if it hits blue spark then he's -9 and you can just toss out a long range move and he has to block or get clipped, so it's your turn. of course if he's seeing you block all of them he can start fully charging them and then he's +1it's basically his main neutral tool so the mindgames around it is how you beat him up close
>>499373452is that the one where the girl gets raped in the first episode
>>499374439I dont think you realize how unspecific that is
Why was Xiaoyu so boring in D7 but so fun in D8? Feels more explosive maybe
Reminder that catching a dashblock is online only. If you counterhit a dashblock you pretty much just did a snake edge.
what's a dashblock
>>499374557she got buffed up to the asshypnotist was worthless, her damage was gutter trash, she didn't get permanent + frames in hit or a heat smash that gives you another mixup regardless if it hits or is blocked>>499374989a shimmy
anyone wanna play some t7 this morning?
not with a kuni main.
it's evening lil bro
I thought whiff punishing was a genetic reaction speed trait (and it is in many ways) but I think it is likely it can be learned so I will start to try to implement it into my game
I can play other characters but they're not as good >>499375157
can't find a match, i'm just going to the gym now
>>4993751375 years playing and doing EXACTLY the same combos with the same character.8 months later and I've already forgot to play.
>>499375169only in sf, in tekken shit has such long whiff recovery it's actually quite doable
combos? this is t7, just df1
>>499373423hei has 3 safe mid mids, df12, d1,2 and ws3,1+2
i gotta be honest, if the lobbies actually worked like we thought, i'd have had e-sex with some of you guys here
>>499369241What is this Reina player yapping about?
>>499376425I don't like grumpy hairy men,sorry.
>>499376425alisa mains need to calm downhttps://postimg.cc/v4x52SCW
>>499376425 One particular zafina player owes me SEX
>>499369971I WANNA FEEL ELIZAS SOFT BOOBS ON MY NIPPLES ONCE BEFORE I DIE AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>499376752>>499377065i literally look like this>>499377173who?
>>499377220SEXOOOOOOOOOOO
>>499376425I regularly ERP but can't imagine doing it in game
>>499375471why is this a webm
>>499377220Cut or uncut?
Lili erotic face uuuoooohhhhhh
uncut gems
hatefucking a bratty 'kanon after a few close matches >>>>>>>
>>499351917imma try that as soon as i get home thank you very much in advance
>>499377173why is he so small?
>>499378763
>>499378763that's what she said
>>499378989>"You like giantess, don't you?"
>>499378763I thought people were taking the piss but he legit needs a rework
>>499379189he needs sex
no
>>499379598so do I
https://streamable.com/srxliwThis game is kino and i'm tired of pretending it's not.
>>499374557because she was low tier with bad pokes, bad combo damage, bad reach and bad trackingher biggest strength was evasion and baiting whiffs in a game where the most rewarding playstyle was turtlingin 8 she got a good 5050, some actual pressure tools with heat and more combo damage (except for standing 3) and the game is pushing aggression which gives her more opportunities to use her evasion since people want to press more
https://streamable.com/eefjutThis game is kino and i'm tired of pretending it's not.
>>499379783Tekken 8 without heat is peak kino
>>499379919where are the AI nudes of tanukana
>>499379919Deadlock with magic carpet is peak kino
>press a button against bryan>die
every time a round ends without anyone using heat i just melancholically stare at the screen, it's like a brief glance at a happier reality
everytime i look at men i see a happier reality
In a perfect world, men like me would not exist...
post that dewglider fit
I had a strange dream where there was an mmo and you could buy outfits for Lili out of a list of like 200 outfits
I live like 1.5 hour away from work and UV rays raped my face it looks so manly now I wanted to look like a twink sissy tranny
ever heard of sunscreen
>>499380041we have her real feet pics, at least
Jun 1,2~u and 1,2~d being jababble on reaction if you block the 2 and Jun not being able to cancel that sidestep into block is one of the most bizarre design decisions I've ever seen in this series.The character has one of the best sidesteps in the game and is meant to be played defensive, but because she has a sidestep built in the string... she cannot sidestep after 1,2 if opponent blocked? Excuse me?
UUUUUUHHHH UHHHHH BABY PLEASE DON'T GOOOOOOOOOOO
I just fapped to Megumin. Fuck I feel like a bastard now
I gotta say as a character I thing Lili is the coolest. Her move set, storyline with Asuka and her aesthetics are dope. Everything about this character is sick to me but, there’s just a few issues I have that make me not wanna play her.The Lili community I wasn’t ready for it at all. The constant drama, all the pronouns, the sexualizing of the character and the constant cringe post. Everyday I try to avoid it and just not look at my feed but, it’s literally everywhere ( not so much here). Don’t get me wrong the community is extremely helpful but, the type of guy I am I just can’t take it. It’s literally caused me to search for a different character all together.I wanna say I tried to convey how I feel here without disrespecting anyone. If I did my apologies I just didn’t know how else to word this.Anyone else have this issue or something similar?
>>499382329On block you can react to the sidestep with a jab because she can't cancel it into block nor use any non sidestep move, meaning it beats all options.On hit you can react to the sidestep with stand block because all 3 moves she can use are mid.The sidestep 1,2 extension is strictly detrimental to Jun unless you're a greenie who struggles to sidestep 4 without it and want to abuse that flowchart against opponents who don't know better.Harada please remove.
>step first hit>rest of the string realigns >if you press then you get clipped because you expand your hurtboxwhats the point of this shit
confirm the whiff hehehe (ignore the fact that heat smashes will run out of punish range if they miss(
I have played 232 games of Tekken 8 online. I have won six of them.
>>499383546proof?
>>499383389This along with neutral guard not working is the most frustrating shit in the game
>>499383546how did you type this with no arms or legs?
post rankpost hourspost region
post tits
post zafina
>>499383782lord master ultimate4Valley of Death
'na posing as 'na
>>499384108kek
THREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OFpfTd0EIs
>>499384435Anoooooooooooo.... Yeah, that's right!!
>>499383782Tekken Demiurge100,000Gary, Indiana
you guys I haven't fucked in so long and it's driving me crazyMy name is Marshall Law and I own an underperforming Chinese restaurant chain and my deadbeat son is sending me into bankruptcy btw
literally me but i'm a dude
My autistic son, Forest Law,
>>499384739I would marry you no matter what you are, Fergus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TsqlT0rfJIthread theme
>>499384739enjoy getting stabbed or getting crazier than her
>>499384804I main alisa
alive game alive general alive genre
>>499384872than who? i don't even know girls who play these games
>>499384435It's not like they can work with game development either saars
>>499384739notice how those games are all fixed camera, i unironically believe mgs3 subsistence killed video games, had cuckjima not succumbed to le cinema verite RE4 camera we would still get beautifully framed game, even OG mgs3 made concession in its level design and camera placement, just try playing it after the masterpiece that is mgs2, you'll feel like you're watching an indie film by some fuckwit 20-year-olds
>>499384739rule of rose is a weird gamegameplay is atrocious, seriously one of the worst out of all the games I've played in my entire life, graphics were previous gen for the time, loading screen 10x longer than they had to bebut the story and soundtrack were fantastic, really wish they turned it into a book or movie
>>499385330i feel like re4 is the bigger influence here than mgs3 subsistence lolI agree that the switch from fixed camera games to over the shoulder is shit though
>>499384985me, a girl
>>499386019instead of saying some transphobic joke, i'll state the truth: i don't know you
look behind you then
>>499385651>he thinks re4 has more of a legacy than fucking mgsi'll give you that since 2015 Konami has buried the franchise but don't talk bullshit
>>499386171only this
So the MGS Kojima dickrider schizo is literally delusional, shocking
Makima AI ass hits different
...
thanks PhiDX, perfect time for me to be inside your walls
>>499386720HATE that clickbaiting chink so much. DURR KNEE HAS SOLVED TEKKEN! I thought I was gonna learn some Bryan tech. Nope it's just Knee getting beat up the whole time, and winning through panic scrambles. Yeah he solved Tekken by getting lucky in scrambles. You fucking retard, I learned nothing
Knee solver Tekken because he played for 20 years 14 hours a day and got smacked by an NA player with one lung
>>499386878the "learning period" and influx of newbies is dying down so he is getting desperate for content, please understand
Bro thinks Tekken as a game has more depth than getting lucky in scrambles
Yoshi just launched my -9 mid and didn't even know why that worked cause he's a scrub. He thought he flashed into a +ob move and I pressed.
>>499386878Unironically I think Knee could solve this game.> winning through panic scramblesHe is AGRESSIVE in tekken BE AGRESSIVE 8
>>499387126>>499387012>Knee solvedPajeets rule Tekken, not Koreans.
i know the one lung thing was rude i wanted to be cheeky uwu
>>499386636oh yeah? let's see it
ive been playing street fighter and while I think tekken is far more fun and complex, street fighter has far higher execution and the better player is actually the one who winsoutside the corner you can't just skip neutral and vomit mixups and inputs require very strict timings
>>499387095for some reason most intermediate/low level players seem to think flash is a parry
>>499387267North Pajeets stocks are going down in tekken 8.
bryans shoulder is still -10 right?
We're not ready for T8 Lucky Chloe.None of us are ready.
>>499387698Really? I always hear noobs claim flash is an unblockable mid launcher. Which is even dumber.My 2nd fav is noobs claiming Alisa's charged low launcher is unblockable... once even had a dude tell me drags wr2 is an armor move.
its actually crazy how much dmg hei does literally no launcher of his does less than 80 damage raw, no need for heat
true since no one plays since feb
>>499387968he needs it
Why do I watch high level players pick up Hei's CH hellsweeps with another hellsweep? You can do electric there and it does a lot more damage and it's easier than the hellsweep
DO WOMEN REALLY????
>zafina>standing launcher is 16 frames, results in about 75 damage with 25 self damage taken>panic move loses to lows and grabs and recovery is longer than a whole second>yoshimitsu>standing launcher is a 15f hopknee that results in 80 damage + self heals>panic move beats even lows and grabs and recovery is so fast you might not be able to punish it even if you were fully expecting itHow is this fair?
>>499387735>bryans shoulder is still -10 right?lol
https://postimg.cc/JDj4T22Pi think there's something wrong with my asshole
>>499388349Zafina is a rushdown masher, Yoshi is a normal character
>Yoshi is a normal character>Yoshi is a normal character>Yoshi is a normal character>Yoshi is a normal character>Yoshi is a normal character>Yoshi is a normal character
>arisa>df 1 is -6>feng>df1 is +0How is this fair?
at least hei does have absolutely ass oki
>>499389046ASHI
>noanime
bro thinks tekken isnt anime
bro thinks this website isnt anime
bro thinks anime doesn't belong in the trash
New TechIt works for other characters but the video only shows the Law follow upshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm60IRE5Z8k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYLtBnTjdvkit's finally here
>>499369241>whining that tekkings having standards (sorta, barely) is the problem with the (((fgc))) instead of capbucks pathetically spreading their ass for corporate dickis there a name for this phenomenon?
>Leona
>>499389936cool, lets get it nerfed
Can consoles not handle the new stage? Just had this console dude and holy fuck.. lag lag hang freeze lag hang.. at first I thought my GPU was dying but frames were normal.That wasn't the first time either. Most people I fight on that stage come lagging like crazy.
I was tinking of getting a pass I'm sick of writing captchas
you're dead to me if you get a pass
how do i stop being nervous having panic attacks and looking at my antidepressants and having suicidal thoughts after experiencing hardships in lifei'm too weak for this world
why its anonymoose :V
master your worst demons:"Terrorblade is the Demon Marauder—an outlaw hellion whom even other demons fear. A cosmic iconoclast, he stole from the Demon Lords, ignored the codified rites that should have bound his behavior, and broke every law of the seven infernal regions. For his crimes, he was taught this lesson: even Hell has a hell. A short, brutal trial ensued, with many dead on all sides, and he was finally incarcerated in Foulfell, a hidden dimension where demonkind imprison their own.But Foulfell is no normal prison. In this dark mirror of reality, demons are sentenced to gaze eternally into the twisted reflection of their own souls. But instead of suffering, Terrorblade made himself master of his own reflected worst self—a raging, thieving demon of unimaginable power. With his inner beast under sway, he destroyed the fractal prison walls and burst free to turn his terror loose upon all creation."
>>499390872you need to get over about what makes you nervous, is it fear of being judged? letting people down? is it fear of being hurt? suffering mental or physical pain?once you fully understand what the issue is, you can start to work toward fixing it, just know that nothing matter, deep down, in reality, if you fear judgment, it's fairly easy to workaround it when you fully realize that it doesn't matter if a bunch of 300lbs people do not have the same view that you have about yourself.
My little sister wants me to decide her halloween costume....
>>499347542why did Harada and Murray fuck with the timeline? Just to make Kazuya seem like less of a bitch?
>>499391775With Heihachi gone (initially) and Kaz being the antagonist they can't have him be a jobber
>>499388308There is a nude asmr video of her on youtube.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yc2rdz4tUY&pp=ygURcGlnIHNxdWVhbCBuYXR1cmU%3D
Playing Bryan is so miserable the most idiot friendly character in the games history
how do I deal with Reina spinning rolling move?
just punch her
Is arslan the richest man in Pakistan?
arslan can't even buy a car and atif cannot get hair transplant
>e sports sissies>having moneykek
Is atif, arslans pokemon? lol
>>499394001indiastan doesnt really have place for cars
They use them for bombing lamo
What happened to khan? Haven't seen that chunky terrorist in a while
mostlypositive8bros we won...
all it took was a 500 coins bribe, lmao
Tekken 8 is the new cod
cod generates money so there's a reason it is the way it is, tekken doesn't generate shit
bring back heat tokens
Atif was originally a female used as a model to come up with Tifa but the Japanese company SQUARE ENIX didn’t want to get hit with copyright allegation so they decided to forcibly transition Atif Butt into a male to hide them from Publix view. As retribution they gave them 2M and a brainchip that made them good at any game of their choice, ATIFA at that moment chose Tekken
We need this game but by western developers get alllll the Asian shit out of it turn characters like Kazuya Mishima into Ken Matthews
>>499396339poor bro still hasnt been able to wash the taste of ulsan dick from his mouth
Do the pakis really NEED to sound so retarded when they speak?
heihachi isn't that good
>Literally a 1o1 session of the best pakistan players - both among the top 5 players in the world>no bullshit, just games>350 viewers
>>499391343>letting people down? is it fear of being hurt? this for the most part it's kinda hilarious if you think about this from different perspective i hate my life btw
>>499397017nyyyo we want to watch german online warriors sniping and trying to demote some autistic feng player for saying bad things about sandniggers sorry i mean german nation
>>499397017high level tekken is unwatchable garbage
>>499390872forget whatever the other guy said and just order some shrooms
>>499397082when i was younger i was terrified to let my mother down, like, i'd get this flashing images of her being either sad or angry, very judgmental, it prevented me from doing a lot of things just to avoid the thought of being judged.guess what? my mother has gone senile and doesn't know shit, she barely ever remember anything, that's when i realized of all the things i have been stolen, i want them back.literally nothing matters dude, we are bags of walking flesh
when's the 1.09 coming out...
>>499397398or maybe you can stop behaving like a girl
>>499397398is this what winning feels like?
>>49939753129th with the 500 tekken coins
>>499397763that works but it's a process, you'll get to it too, sis>>499397783yes but you'll still be ridden with a lot of issues obviously, cause you may have skipped a lot of conditioning because of this internal fears, this means you'll have to suffer some more to go thru these things that you skipped in young age (or even in adulthood).just realizing it though is a big relief cause it opens a lot of doors
>>499397320Nah it's just pakistan that's unwatchable. It's like 99% of them play top tiers and most of them play extremely lame.
>>499398146unfortunately that would make too much sense for bamco to do it
>>499398581>>499398581>>499398581
it's unwatchable because you need both players to waste 20k hours and their life to learn every interaction
>>499393863
>>499313209Lili main, of course i'm also a white supremacist.
