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Lapp is going to join the crew...
Barren Lappland SOON
Mandy is alive and well. Doubters vamoose
>devilfuckers are attracted to this
Bnuuy love
>>499416854I am more annoyed the Victoria/Dublinn arc is ending without actually focusing on the nations than being mad that Mandra will never be playable.Because just like with Ursus we will see nothing about them for the next 4 years or so.
>>499417095more than likely suzumom will since she was in the group of characters with shadowy sprites
Eblana LOVE
why did the make Degenbrecher just Irene but better? Did they run out of ideas?
>>499417298lore reasons
why did the make Lapp2 just Eunectes but better? Did they run out of ideas?
My soulmate...
Susie WIFE
>>499417298https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kh0PTzs8H3gSince you decided to mention her. That guy finally decided to upload the showcase on youtube and I have to say I am pleasantly surprised and content with Irene post X.
>>499417405
>>499417298Almost every new 6* of already existing same sub-class 6* is better than older one
why did the make Manfred just Goldenglow but better? Did they run out of ideas?
>>499417298>Did they run out of ideas?Soon...
>Mandragora? DeadProve it
why did the make Theresis just Mlynar but better? Did they run out of ideas?
>>499417561>Horn: I buried herDone.
>>499417561I can't. I've been lying all this time. Mandragora is alive actually.
>>499417561I can't, her corpse was eaten
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XsvtHAhLSkHoe module as well and Jesus Christ, the attire is as ugly as sin.
>>499417561She is dead
>>499417474>Moose
>>499417427The module ended up better than I expected but I still find it mean they only amped the DEF ignore by 5%
I hope Viviana ends up getting a B team skin
>See new AK doujin on the panda>It's logo's hot mom>See tags>Incest, Feminization, Dickgirl on maleWhy are AK doujins so cursed?
>>499417405You probably have it but have this GG skin image I found browsing my folder
>>499417160They're cute
>>499417783I think it is doubled against units she has flung into the air though. I don't know, I enjoy offensive recovery a lot so I will go ahead and max it out anyway.>>499417726Wait, why isn't Cliff instagibbing Hoe? What am I missing here?
>>499417483>shitty global damage that's worse than Ambriel's>charges the artillery quicker (it will drop on him)>jobs if he doesn't have hax dodge>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>better than susie glitter
>>499417213ursus is more because of current day politics though
What's the fastest way to farm candles?
>>499417726>We could have had this as one of egyptian themed skins>Instead we got Hoe and cringedy
>>499417451Cute, I didn't see that one yet >>499417963All Susie's are welcome
>>499418092This is my most reasonable explanation as well.
>>499417982Improved shelter
>>499418124Play the mode
Why did they make Blaze my best friend but with benefits? Are they running out of ideas?
>>499418124just win lol
>>499418007Smartest /akg/ poster
>you now remember the ursus drones attacking small villageslowlight I kneel...
>>499418124probably full clear ending1dropping on stage3 boss or first combat node stage4 is maybe faster
Would you attend Hoe's classes though?
>Eblana finally masters the art of resurrection>Revives every Taran to ever exist except mandyYour response?
>>499417973me on the left
>>499418490>S*rkaz history
>>499418596I kill Eblana and destroy Tara from the inside.
Kollam In Twelve Hours
>>499418596I fuck Eblana and repopulate Tara the old fashioned way.
>>499417095When you put them next to each other it really shows why I dislike the art of the chococat as much as I did. It is the different coloring and shading, it just feels very off once you compare it to artists that have actually worked on arknights. What I gathered from the people posting in here is that the guy/girl is super big and has anime shows beneath his belt but I am still not a fan of their art at all.
>>499418124No true easy or fast way. Just get the candles from the monthly squads, after that get runs to ending 1 doing as much as you can
OL Asky...
>>499418490>learning from the dude who got one-shot by ManfredThat's just asking to die
>>499418897Skin soon, if the "leak" was real
>>499418314>>499418405>>499418471>>499418960This will take a while.>Just get the candles from the monthly squadsThere are no candle rewards for monthly squads anymore. I finished them all in IS#2 and the level was still at 30. Only changes if I play the regular mode.
>>499419064He doesn't teach fighting
I want to BREED BREED BREED CARNELIAN!!!! I want to SHOVE HER DOWN and start to *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* until i COOOM inside her EXTRA FERTILE goat WOMB!! SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!! I will FUCK her PERROSTYLE and use her MAJESTIC horns as nothing more than CONVENIENT HANDLEBARS!!!! MATING PRESSING her all NIGHT and all DAY until the damn bed BREAKS from our ANIMALISTIC COUPLING and everyone in a three KILOMETER radios knows the sound of OUR HIPS SMACKING AGAINST EACH OTHER!!!!!! DEPRAVED, DECADENT, ORGASMIC, TOE CURLING, MIND MELTING SEX with CARNELIAN and making her BEAR A DOZEN OF MY CHILDREN by the end of THE YEAR!!!! Holding HANDS with CARNELIAN, LOOKING into her BEAUTIFUL RUBY EYES and whispering to her that she's the LOVE of my LIFE before having a LONG, LOVEY DOVEY MAKE OUT and HIP GRINDING SESSION until we collapse from EXHAUSTION and fall asleep in each others ARMS!!!!!!!!
>https://arch.b4k.co/vg/search/image/mMozR8NS5QXHUEUrPYE1nw/Who the fuck are you?
>>499419412Same
>>499419412Why are you so based?
>>499418756Will it add more lore to the previous endings?
>>499418756I still want to know what is up with the terrible artifacts/relics they are adding. Is it because esports shitters complained that the new IS is way too easy?
>>499419412Can we tag team alongside her sister?
>>499419412How many kids would you have with her?
>>499420028100%If you pick this ending you give up one of the big reason why IS5 is a broken game mode
>>499420028>Is it because esports shitters complained that the new IS is way too easy?In all likelihood, yes. Be as it may, esports are free publicity.
Is it wrong that I've been convinced to like chink fantasy by Chong and the Sui sisters? Is there any good media to get into for stuff like Vernal Winds and Invitation to Wine?
>>499420138>>499420153I also get the basic idea that Kollam or whoever is the Anasa might have been a pacifist but I still feel like it is a terrible decision on HG's side.It is funny how ever since multiplayer games are a thing a tiny bit of smelly sockpoopers always end up ruining things for the majority of people.
>>499420218Read Reverend Insanity, it's fun.
Trolling tier list
>>499420086Enough to populate a village in Sargon
>>499418857I can't believe you'd unironically shit talk the cat out of the two when the other has the most retarded looking weapon in the entire game
>>499420397Where's Degen?
Peak feminine form.
>>499420397Wuh is a jobber so any trolling attempt ends badly for her
>>499420397>Spuria in B
>>499418857>No you see the one that looks bad is the cat and not the vampire with a 270 degree circle "scythe"
>>499420554she came backshe always comes back
>>499420674Imagine stepping on her hair...
>>499420380Pacifist? I don't think 4th ending would discourage you from hitting up as much combat nodes as possible. You will want to hoard more index to exchange them for hope as well since 4th ending relics will cut your exp by -50%
>>499420821>>499420473Anon is talking about art style, not the art itself you retards.
>Gave Cutter her module>She instantly went from pretty decent to destroying shit without much helpWho knew that giving bonus SP recovery to operators with offensive recovery skills would be really fucking good.
I feel like bunnies are the favorites of HG.
>>499420659Not resistant to trolling but not a troll
Mandy isn’t THAT unlikable
>>499418383Blaze is for marriage
>>499421059No, birds and cats are
What if this isn't Suzumom but instead a grown-up Suzu?
>>499420554Fool.
>>499421373tails doko
>>499421373>same pocket as her module lore artIt's very likely to be grown up Suzu
>>499421065>not a trollshe pulls pranks on Gnosis
>>499421373Cunnyfags would be on suicide watch
>>499421373Niggas here will seethe for days like when they released Shamare's skin
>>499421314>birdslol
>>499421059Smoochies for Ray
>>499421373Then this
>>499421059It's Sarkaz>b-b-but!It's Sarkaz, you fool
>>499421573Why would anyone seethe? It's not like they are deleting Loli Suzu from game
>>499420674She reminds me of my sister, and not in a good way
>>499421707She's so cute and lovely.
Found out today that Kaschey is based on some german kids fairy tail about a jobber schizo lich who's unkillable but exists to get cucked by the protagonist of stories
>>499421373No huge tails so unlikely
>>499421763FUCK YOUR SISTER
>>499421763Egg...
>>499421860>germanRetard
>>499421059
Ryeady fyor Kyollam and Enhanced Byosses!Hope they fix this embarassing fight with 60 trash mobs.
>>499421763Did she bully you?
Were where you when WAmiya won?
>>499421373Honestly i'd be fine with it.Hope HG does more timeskip operators.
>>499422030What did she win?
>>499421961>leaked 8
>>499421059>releases 4 bunny in 5 years with only 1 being a 6*I don't think so.
>>499421860>germanIt's from slavic myth. He's based on Hades though.
>>499422108It's canon now.
>>499422236whats canon?
LEAKS!
>>499421860>german>>499421860>but exists to get cucked by the protagonist of storiesRetardHe doesn't get cucked but he tries to steal the heroes wife
Kaschey often steals the princess and future wife of MC in folklore. Just saying.
>>499419460That chibi gets used a lot across Mihoyo threads, when you see it you know an abhorrent post will follow. For /akg/ dwellers the closest equivalent is the Suzu emote set. I don't know why he's using it here though, maybe Suzuposting fell off.
>>499422292The romantic couple formed by W and Amiya.
>>499421957Looks like a 5* buffet to me
>>499421961>didn't save boss fight for tomorrow to instantly unlock 4th endingNGMI
>>499422349
>>499417213>>499418264There's nothing to do with ursus. 6th army got bitch slapped for the second time. Cashew's mindbroken. we yeeted the collapsals. Shota emprah's busy with reforms.>>499417783It's small cause it's guaranteed. That's why franka got 25% instead of 5%>>499418124>FastestPlay on calameme and do ending 3 or 4 as much as possible for the extra floor score>BearableJust play on normal and do ending 3 or 4 as much as possible for the extra floor score. Have fun with your faves and clown around.
>>499422390Post hand
>>499422390Oh right
>>499422390Are not you tired of acting like unhinged schizo for months? you don't even get much (You)sAre you that mad that HG destoryed your ex-wife headcanons and many other mental illnesses?
>>499417651that doesn't necessarily mean shes dead.
>>499422134Don't break my narrative.....>AmiyaCEO>FrostnovaEveryone still mourns her>RayGIGACUTE and looks like za zombie.>Charlotte Surges in popularityI'm guilty of using Typhon more than Ray despite having both leveled. Typhon's range of s2 is just too braindead and comfy.
>>499422385Alina is dead so tals is safe.
>>499418756>Boss has base 120k hp>Add a 50% hp relic to it>Crazy defenses alreadyWow thanks I love needing 3 more ops to win cause relics were all useless
So she's still alive. Good to know.
>>499422582No idea what you're talking about schizo.>>499422536You mean the proof?>>499422570Yeah, I wasn't expecting it either.
I LOVE EBLANAI LOVE DUBLINNI WISH EBLANA WOULD RESURRECT MY DEAD BODY AND THROW ME AT HER ENEMIES
>>499422790You've been assblasted since Babel, bro. It's time to get a professional help.
>>499422843stop responding to it
>finish stage>wasn't challenge mode
WAmiya
>>499422843Do you have any proof of your claim schizo?
>>499422852wtf priestess broke my windowwhat a fucking bitch
>>499422524>Shota emprah'sBro, the great rebellion against him when he first ascended happened more than 20 years before Chernobog. Even if he were somehow a shota at the time, that would still put him in his late 30s-40 by now
>>499422003Yes.and worse stuff...
>>499420028>HG ruins two IS cause retards wont shut the fuck up>They do it to IS5 nowThey never learn fucking chinks
*reeds*
>>499422764The 50% HP relic is the least relevant one lol.Enemies in IS#5 are HP sponges with meh defenses so high DPS shred them.The actual tough relics are the first one and third one on that list>-50% Command EXP and -50% Money receivedBrutal>+30% HP/Mov speed/Atkspd; changes enemies/maps to enhanced formSo that the current floor 5 bosses aren't jokes.
>>499422869Right, my badI just wanted to poke fun at unhinged troon a bit
>>499422852I'm not caught up yet, who IS Priestess? Is she just an interface? Was she someone the interface was based on?
>>499422869>Stop responding to the person who is rightI accept your concession.
https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJawkEMg3Degen vs GladooVOTE NOW
>>499423056she was doctor's colleague/research assistant/wife
Typhon cream pies
>>499423056Priestess is some random Precursor you saved back then and get close and started traveling togetherPRTS system is based on her
>>499423017Sorry bwo, but I'm a man. Are you going through your list of copes for how you were wrong and got btfo now?
>>499423108How am i supposed to vote where is the C! Option
>>499422987Hot
>>499423056Priestess is you wife
>>499423191Typhon leglocks
Goodmorning I love WAmiya!
>>499423056Random lady Doctor saved who created Originium and taught them about it until they surpassed her
Are modern Arknights NPCs so undesirable that /akg/ is still thinking and arguing about Mandy 3 years later? I think in any other game Mandy would've been immediately forgotten.
>>499423327the weight of the world...
>>499423436It's like she's a major character, a good girl, and deserves a lengthy retirement in Horn's loving dorm bed
>>499423436Mandy is a great character.
>>499421839Agreed
>>499423436No it's just mental illness
>>499423538>cheap beads>no tail>stockings aren't high enoughno way fag
How many times have jacked off to your waifu?
>>499423436New Vampire girl is already confirmed, Misery is being saved for a new story chapter, Blazealt is being saved for Yan, Talulah is being saved for the Usus2 arc, etc
>>499423108I love Degen, but I have to vote for my wife Gladidi
>>499423650Should be triple digits
>>499423650who the fuck is this creature
>>499417973Wrong picture
That's exactly how CC went for me.
>>499423538I used to find this image hot until I noticed h(is)er arm
>>499423927Can love bloom on the battlefield?
>>499423650I coom to Ceobe xxx times
>>499423825>doesn't know the best side-characterwhy did you skip il siracusano
>>499423650It's been 4 years, and let's say it was once every 2 days lol, so about 1000 times.
My beloved
>>499423436it's for the meems
>>499424053
>>499423505>major characterA major character is someone like theresis or Theresa, not Mandy
>>499423650Will Pasta2 have someone as great as Danbrown?
>>499423963>hiser armWhat did dokutah mean by this?
>built like a rectangle>skeleton limbs>no thighs>no titsHow did they create something so beautiful with absolutely nothing
>>499424159Im gonna get eureka pregnant live on stream from my office.
>>499423971N-No...The others may see us...
>>499423825the avatar of /akg/
>>499423649You gotta make due with the craft stores near you unless you like getting scammed by online hustlers. They aren't going to spend $70 on a meme necklace they'll never use againThat's how it goes if you wear ZR stockings with a thigh slit dress. Furthermore they're at the mercy of their god given height since the cheap chinky factories making printed novelty stockings only make one or a small range of lengths.Prove you can clench a 25 lb fat fluffy tail plug for 10 hours straight first
>>499424192Hopefully Danbrown is the welfare unit in Pizza2 so everyone will have him
>>499423825
>open namie's twitter>instant urge to fuck Pepe invades meWhat is this witchcraft?
>>499424301and why don't you tell the class why you know all this huh
>>499423825Read Il Siracusa>>499424196She has a little curve and she's not fat. In a world pushing 40-60% obesity she's doing great.HG hates muscle and most of the artists are hacks. It's why hoshi has stick arms.If you go outside more C's are decent. Anime contains the hopes and dreams of mankind for a reason
>>499423927Every 100 SP she accumulated in the CC is converted to 1 minute of sex witb doktah
/akg/ said W is one of the most popular characters and that she's at least top-3 in popularity.
>>499424356I bet /akg/ won't be flooded with butthurt people replying to this saying he's dead like they do when people say mandy should be playable.
>>499424410Amazing how this guy would look like me if you removed the human ears
>>499424564>listening to local wajeet shitposterYou have only yourself to blame if you take trannies seriously
>>499424487Why don't you? Halloween's in just over a week.
>>499423971it's like one of my Japanese animes
>>499424356He's dead thoughbeit
>>499424481it is what it is
>>499423971>>499424698lots of metal gear references the last three daysdid someone do a fanart or something or are all of you just on some sorta kick?
>>499424683So which operator are you going as?
>>499424481>10 posts>These posts are protectedHuh?
Can siege2 solo la li lu le lo
>>499425126Grabbing that box by the controller and riding it like it's mario kart grand prix
>>499425159Who?
>>499425159doubt it
She's not even here.She doesn't even talk to anyone.Yet she's so majestic and so influential.How, how is she doing that?All that mumbo jumbo on Terra and yet her legacy still haunts everyone.
>>499425212Bro your metal gear streams? how'd you live without playing the whole series?
>>499425312Terra's Power Couple (Versión Tres)
>>499425203>Je Suis Monté
>>499424481I mean, I would
>>499418676At least with Hoederer it wouldn't be just>we wuz teekaz n shieeeeetlike with Theresis
>>499424481yeah...
>>499425341That's how it goes for a psycho fuckup>>499425462You would the pasha's daughter knowing that her dad will send assassination gangs after you and she's going to toss you aside like a used condom once she's bored?
>>499425341Wife...
So isn't the MC the Oracle? Why does the Priestess call him Doctor?
>>499423927NO SEX ALLOWED
I was a little bit disappointed at how big Ascy's waskys are.
>>499425721Doctor was a codename, no? I'm pretty sure Priestess is not her real name either
>>499425721Took 5.5 years for the plot to plot
>>499425721Groomer privilege
>>499425834>>499425792>>499425781What I am asking is why is she referring to him as Doctor in the Telescope PV. I am under the impression he was only a Doctor around the time Babel happened.
>>499425739They're not gargantuan but have high aggression.
>>499426071>high aggressionExplain yourself.
>>499424591You ok anon?
>>499425971Doctor was Doctor before he was Oracle
>>499425580>her dad will send assassination gangs after youHonestly i doubt it since doctor kinda saved her hide and was able to take down an ameers army with a ragtag group of villagers and three operators while also being one of the key executives of rhodes island.>toss you aside like a used condom once she's bored?With how they jived in RA2 i doubt this will happen. They are both turbo nerds, imagine how autistically annoying the sex would be.
Shipbros, now that WAmiya is canon, what other ship should we ship next?
October is about to end and I still haven't touched IS4 since last august (yes I missed Kal's monthly) because I'm too afraid to resume my run and fumble against Hammer Deer once again
>>499425971You were under wrong impressions
>>499425971Doctor was actually the Doctor before he was the OracleOracle was just his codename in the Precursor team
Sarkaz are >Indians >Jews >Middle Easterner
Don't.
Sarkaz are>Devils
>>499426256For me, it's still Mlynar x Blemi
Laterano won.Babel lost.Sarkaz lost.Simple as.
>>499426348Who the fuck names their kid a DoctorNot even Asian parents do that
Sarkaz were
Perro event when?
>>499426452I do kinda wonder when we are gonna get the next laterano eventSeems like they are about to face somthing big with how the originium was spreading in the PV
>>499426503It's another title? We do pick our own names so I assume Canon Doctor would have one as well, we just don't know it.
>>499426175
>>499426503Was just what he went byLikley not his real nameMan doctor probably doesnt even remember his real name... wonder if kal knows it.
>>499425739I knew Ascalon was going to have big boobs from the moment she uttered her first words in-game.
>>499426686It's Dr. {©nickname}, thanks for asking
>>499426163They're firm, in your face, and even visible on the deployment bar!
>>499426256I was gonna ask you to explain what I missed but since the WAmiya artist isn't freaking out about anything I'm gonna assume nothing happened.
>>4994267946* Leizi alter (chain medic, redeems the archetype) next Sui event right?
>>499426256I like WAmiya so I'll keep posting it
>>499426686its probably just the name you give themas much as the doctor is a character at this point in the story hg never did give them a default namejust "the doctor" is as close to that as we get
>>499427036Redeems? Passenger is solid though
>>499425739Don’t tell me you were expecting a flat Sarkaz.
>>499426941>W and Amiya together behind lowlight's head on the recruitment slides100% canon confirmed
>>499424874>did someone do a fanartI miss mayerbro...
>>499427086I said chain medic not chain caster. Unless you think Paprika is solid?
Post your favorite Lapipi picture!
>>499427164HOLY CANON ALERT!
>>499423000
>>499427164Damn
>>499427164I kneel
Assassins cannot have big boobs. End of story.Sequel to the story: flat chest is mandatory for assassins because it's the only suitable way for high mobility and stealth, big boobs, these heavy lumps of meat will drag you down and slow your movements. It's just physics and aerodynamics. Besides you'll get stuck in tiny entrances like air vents and such. Big tits are a mistake.Never hire an assassin with big tits - they are frauds.End of sequel story.
>>499424698God, I'd kill for a MGS collab
>>499427476Im pretty sure all of doctors bodyguards that are assassins have decent tits no?
>>499427476Platinum Tummy...
>>499427476Then explain why Ascalon is so much stronger, faster, and stealthier than Platinum.
>>499427476Works on my rat, my stoat, my manticore, my devil and my wolfSounds like a gene issue.
>>499427139>Don’t tell me you were expecting a flat Sarkaz.Hell yeah.
>>499426804Powerful
>>499427220
>>499427659>failed to protect Babel>while Platinum was fighting 1x1 6* NTR.Delusional sarkazoids.>>499427757>pump and dump frdShe enjoys to be treated like expandable trash.
>>499427757Imagine Doctor calling his operators by what animal they represent.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>499427220It's hard to pick favourites but I really like this one
>>499428107Bro?
>>499427784Defective. Ursula is much better
>>499425971>why is she referring to him as Doctor in the Telescope PVShe literally calls him 預言者 "yogensha" in the Telescope PV if you pay attention you dumb retard the word Doctor is "dubbed" over it as censorship for current Amnesia Doc
Nymph and Ermengarde are PEAK sarkaz.Source: dude trust me, I'm an expert.
>>499423650My shitass waifu is a Touhou so countless. If you mean favorite AK girl, several dozens. Gatorbutt is hard to resist.
>>499428049>dodges the question and deflectsAh Platinumkeks, as slimy as their waifu.
>>499428274Nymph, yesShort flatties are good.Tall flatties are disgusting
>>499426919>and even visible on the deployment bar!Elaborate
Should I drink a Redbull that was randomly given to me by a guy I met at a bus station after I told him I don't have money after he offered to trade me 3 Redbulls for money for cigarettes, and then asked me to pick up an already used cigarette from the ground and proceeded to put it in his mouth
>>499428447Yeah
>>499427784Ermy is actually as stacked as the rest of then, she just keeps things hidden away in cube space.
>>499428416you are a pedophile
>>499428416I will mourn your shit taste!
>>499423983
>>499428512Okay
>>499428447You should not drink shitbull even for free, no.Go make a coffee instead
>>499428447If there's no sign of tampering and you give the lip a good rub, then I guess.
>>499428309FactsAlso that threesome art by that artist where gav and doc doubleteam tomimi was peak
>>499428274based and also true
>>499428274Pink women...
>>499428615DO NOT SEXOBE
>>499428639>and you give the lip a good rubDamn I didn't even think of that, good point>>499428637I don't like coffee though, though I don't like Redbull either but I prefer it coffee
>>499428538>Ermy is actually as stackedNo she's as flat as Terra.
>>499427164I kneel Zhang
>>499426686Bro, we straight out see Priestess call Doc by the name you entered in the flashback to her in Babel. That's their actual name
>>499424196>no thighs
>>499428421E2 Asky holds her chest high enough they're still visible just sitting on the bottom of the screen during missions, afaik she's the only op like that.
Who are the most powerful pyrokinetics at Rhodes? Are Eyja and Ifrit still up there or is it all Reed?
>>499428274>bare shouldersWhat a harlot
>>499429161What reed does isnt pyrokinesisYeah its still ifrit and eyja
>>499428737Strange pink women, bold and bright,Chasing dreams through day and night.With quirks and wisdom deep within,In their own way, they always win!!!!!!!!!
>>499428493>>499428391>>499428118>>499428036I would post mine but I lost it after reinstalling Windows. Basically bareback Lappland holding her sword showing her lesions.
Nachoman is peak Sarkaz
>>499429342Not after getting SHANKED by fucking civvies
>>499427185It's not like he died or anything, bro...
>>499424196
>>499429323pozy...
>>499429329this one?
>>499429342What the FUCK was his gameplan?
>>499429323I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU 'WINNING' OR WHATEVER THE FUCK JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!
What kind of retarded name is cube thing?
>>499429502Nah, it was a godlike artpiece.
>>499429117...I'm gonna go and try this right now
>>499429543Jobbing to a bunch of starving british people apparently
>>499427164CAUGHT IN RAW 16:9 HD!>>499429161Reed isn't, reed her profile
>>499429553Fuck off
>>499429543Having fun
>>499429410It's not like he's posting fanart for this game either, bro
We excited for Lungmen anniv?
>>499429543It was about dude we're warring now lmao that's why a bunch of starving half-dead conscipts passed around excalibur like a reamed out cheerleader after the state championship and killed the big nacho. You just wouldn't get the pinnacle of chinese authorship.
>>499429323Deep inside the strange woman...
>>499429804I just noticed Chongyue. So I guess it is KuroBlood who drew the artpiece?
>>499429613Go and witness the always onscreen waskers
>>499429389>be big and imposing>eat shit and die to randosactually that just makes him even more quintessentially Sarkaz.
More like peak jobber
>>499429804No way HG will kill 5.5 anni hype with LungmenshitCN limiteds are the worst performing limiteds
>>499429858>So I guess it is KuroBlood who drew the artpiece?Maybe? Jaye isn't Kuro though.
>>499429389Civvies with knives in alleyways get POO tier stat buffs
>>499429329
>>499429909Promo art doesn't always correspond. Kuroblood likely was free enough to do the promo pieces
>>499429986BASED. THANK YOU.
>>499429895
Jobbing in retarded ways despite having an overwhelming advantage is practically sarkaz culture
Ever noticed how petite sarkaz ladies are always smarter and successful unlike big boobed bimbos?
>>499430098That would explain Sankta's success
>>499430098Idk man this one's doing pretty well for herself despite her HUGE BAZOOKAS
>>499430098It's like they have to convince beings as dumb as other sarkaz to not rape then eat them or something
>>499429941I know as much. I wonder if the blue lady that was in some of the shorts of Lee's band is actually coming as well or if she just isn't canon.
>no wendigos anymoreThere was no hope for Sarkaz anyway.
oh so Terra was actually the throneworld of the Precursors, not some frontier planets that was colonized? but doc only slept for 10000 years right? how could civilizations spring up so fast?
>>499430289Do you really need a pureblood though?
>>499430349NoThe ruins of their homeland is more a reference to their tech than the actual planet he came from.
>>499429909They're only bad when we get shit characters like Dusk or Ling. Chong sold so well he did better than all summer events and better than most half Annis (3.5 sold more and 4.5 was pretty much equal as Chong)Shu did better than Ling and Dusk but couldn't outsell summer banners besides Pepe
>>499430289>bunch of cannibal savagesGood riddance
>>499430349>how could civilizations spring up so fast?Originium Assimilation
>>499430289>>499430392since every race evolved from doctors blood couldn't doctor revive any extinct race using a half breed?so doctor go breed those half wendigos
>>499430392Not really. All it takes to get back to pure Wendigo is eating a few people then running off into the sky on a path of flame.
>>499430186What an absolute DORK.
>>499430349Thinking is haramNiggering the ruins>>499430487>Was able to fight off monstrous horrors beyond comprehension with little more than a little cannibalism
>>499430193
>planned to skip 5th thinking this was the banner with no Spalter spook>turns out THIS is the last with a Spalter spook/akg/, do I amass 300 pulls before the banner goes live or do I just get Lappy Alter and spark my shark wife on it?
>>499430494They didnt revive from doctors bloodThe sarkaz are native to TerraAll other races are from Talos-IIBoth became humanoid due to OriginiumDoctor is from some other unnamed planet
>>499430494>since every race evolved from doctors bloodRetard
>my Sarkaz folder has increased at least 3 times compared to all my other foldersBros... I don't want to like devils...
>>499430193Weak, you could play two games of tic tac toe on Irene's forehead with the amount of space available
>>499429543I FUCKING LOVE WARI WANT TO EAT BODIES AND FIGHT A BUNCH OF STRONG PEOPLE THIS WAR IS SO AWESOME GUYS I FORGOT HOW FUN IT IS TO MURDER VICTORIANS
>>499430708meant to say evolve instead of revive
>>499430487Stupid donkey Hitler *spits*
>>499430518Still smarter than that birdbrain!
>>499430826Sit, guardmutt
>>499430708So whatever the enemies in Endfield are are just the same races but mutated/devolved from Originium or something else then.
>>499430826God I love Patriot
>>499430662>Going another year without your wifeIt's time to use THAT. Maybe get some reading lessons while you're at it cause you could have looked up the spark pool 9 months ago
>>499430826Such a patriot that he betrayed Kazdel lmao
>>499430662You can always be spooked, she just won't be rate up
Guys I'm back from NGA... I just saw some new leaks... it's not looking good...
>>499430927We dont knowWe just know that the animals that later became the non-sarkaz related races were brought over from Talos-II by the precursors
He was the best.Just the best.After all Reunion arc was the strongest and with the most remarkable characters.Britbongs? Can't even remember anyone.
>>499430826It is somewhat impressive that with the dumpster fire that was Victoria arc, this guy managed to be the worst part of it
>>499431045Erm, you don't remember the Count of Bingbong and Duke of Sharter?
>>499430662Offrate limited spook is extremely, extremely low odds. If you don't want Walter or whatever 5.5 anni ends up being one more than the other, do Walter since even with low odds it could happen. If you like 5.5 anni ops more just wait until then.
>>499430826>Scunt dies to save guard for literally no reason>Guard dies without doing anythingpottery>>499431026Yeah just like how they were wrong about almost everything last time
>>499431026Post them
>>499429543>Fear my seething anger Victorians! Your artillery does NOTHING to me! Your soldiers are mere INSECTS before my might! Your machines CRUMBLE into dust at my touch! Remember this day and despair, for the Sarkaz rise aga->I-i-i-i-i-is that... *GULPS* A GROUP OF UNWASHED, UNTRAINED, AND STARVING CIVILIANS!?!?!?!>AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE YAMEEEROOOO SIEGE-SAMA HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL!!!!
>>499431201He said this, I was there listening.
>>499431026NGA does not allow leaks, no?
>>499431045You can't remember these gems?>I hate you>I hate you too!>Let's fight somewhere empty>Kill each other
>>499431251Wiener...
>>499430986>Such a patriot that he betrayed Kazdel lmaoRetarded nigger.>Despite the curse, Patriot was a loyal supporter of Theresa whom he sees as a saviour who could end the Sarkaz's suffering. He even remains faithful to her even after Theresa's death in the year 1094 that led to Babel's fall. Years of endless fighting and the ravaging civil wars in Kazdel caused the weary Patriot to leave his native homeland. He wished to start a new life in the Ursus Empire where his distant kin and relatives surviveHe was Theresa's loyalist and he was right to leave that shithole after her death.
>>499431135>Offrate limited spook is extremely, extremely low odds>tfw get spooked by Skadoo Roja 3 times and Rosmontis before getting one Virtuosa>and get spooked by Rosmontis before getting a single Hoolnta but you'd be surprised by how cursed rolls can get
>>499431026who's stopping you from posting them...?
smooching press
>>499430708>some other unnamed planetYeah, kansas
>>499431457Cute
>>499431390That's account seed problems. The important part is that he already failed to get spalter twice so he's already on the shitlist and needs to build a spark>>499431434Lowlight browses these threads. To post them would be to forfeit his life.
>>499430762I think following one's heart is the easiest path
>>499430909Donkey will never be loved or respected as much as Patriot-sama, a true hero of Terra.
>>499430826Why does /akg/ performatively hate Guard so much?
>>499428765Try and stop me fucker I'll have cum 4 times before your critical wounds finishes me off
>>499431387>right to leave that shithole after her death.Bro, he left well before the civil war. Theresis even mentions him enslaving himself to the Czar to prove his worth when the Royal Court are having their meeting, it's just that he's homesick and liked Theresa even if he moved away
>>499431387Your timeline is a bit off, he was already fighting for Ursus during the Battle of the Four Emperors
>>499431565You talk like Lowlight can reach across time and space and kill someone
>>499431065What do you dislike about the arc?
>>499431627>why
>>499431457Susie Glitter owes me a haircut
>>499431627Scout was my brother and Legend of Kazdel. Guard was a whiny double-agent that couldn't even fulfill his ideals
>>499431627Cost us Scout and Ace
>>499431706Argie death squads cost less than $10k my dude while Lowbased is a very, very wealthy man.
Can’t wait for Talulah to not even be a limited because everyone forgot about her already
>>499431616>Terra's messiah will never be loved or respectedWe'll see
>>499431739>was a whiny double-agent that couldn't even fulfill his idealsThat was literally you though Doc, while he died saving both infected and non-infected lives and inspired the rest of Reunion to be against oppressors and rats Infected or otherwise.
>>499431137>>Scunt dies to save guard for literally no reasonHe was a part of RI and it was seemingly the right thing to do.His team was already wiped out so he was only risking himself.By that time he was already chased by Ines' crew whom he was leading towards Talulah so he was likely already resolved to die there.The guy he saved would conveniently serve to pass on his final words to Rhodes Island.g*ard doesn't pass on his final words or hand over the journal he was left, actually making the whole ordeal pointless
Dude, I am actually super hyped for Saturday because they will also hint at the next Sui chapter. I wonder if we will get the last Sister, the one that is meant to be a lawyer or a governor or Ji or the cook or the doctor..
>>499431627The way he died was comical
>>499431950"leaks" say it's doctor or 8th sibling
>>499431950They'll make up some bullshit excuse to give us Jie even though she's fucking dead and rejoined.
>>499431798Donkey's shitty coat sniff addiction cost us Ace. Guard was unrelated to that.>>499431916Lives aren't equal and he was fully capable of escaping from them. It was forced dramaGuard was a rank and file jobber we had tens of thousands of desperate infected ready to jump in his seat. Even Spicy Jimmy earned a true name before jobbing.
>>499431950sui chapters get their own stream tho
>>499431739Guard put in his 2 weeks notice
>>499431460
>>499431906Donkey hate.
>>499432190Truly 1+1=Doctor and Dorothy...
>>499431798>>499431739>>499431735Maybe my memory is just hazy but I don't remember Guard being a traitor before specifically defecting at the end of chapter 8, he wouldn't be responsible for anyone who died in Chernobog. Also Hoederer was the one that killed Scout.
>>499432103We will raid the Pasha's dynastic tomb to reclaim the Shining soul trapezohedron to function as Jie's replacement shirikodama. Yes we will personally install it. Yes the oscillation is part of verifying it is working properly move along.
>>499431916>g*ard doesn't pass on his final words or hand over the journal he was left, actually making the whole ordeal pointlessBut he literally didAnd Scout just left him a piece of paper with stuff that Scout didn't want Doc to know about alongside his last wishes
>>499429791I'm literally right here though...I've been busy with commissions and stuff, I drew a mayo on the tower a few threads ago though.
>>499432221Bunny love.
>>4994316272 elite operators died trying to save him
>>499431950It's Nian alt (artificer)
>>499431627Because western media brainwashes you to hate freedom fighters and always characterizes them as terrorists if they aren't funded by the CIA
Guard betrayed the protagonist faction. This makes him literally worse than every antagonist combined.
Guards body was never recoveredHe could still be alive
>>499432348>Donkey still unmodulatedWhy do you hate +5sp on attack?>Biggel unmodulatedWhy do you hate starting with 3 wolves and gaining 50% phys dodge when a wolf dies?Why isn't flamenibber maxed since he needs it for his dps build?
>>499432490That's not exactly a reason why people hate himHis arc was beyond pointless and boring and wasted everyone's time.
>>499431627Good sarkaz in Arknights can be counted on the fingers of one hand, he's partially responsible for the death of one of them.
>>499432103I fucking wish we would get Jie she sounds super interesting it'd be a shame if she stayed dead plus it's not like we don't have a Sui literally coming back to life after dying (Shu)
Are these fun to do?
>>499432525Mandy has a higher chance of survival and that's pretty oof.>>499432258The stalling scene instead of letting guard just be found and killed. It's not even like Scout was a rookie either. He was a war veteran and legend.
>>499432678Some of them give some very funny relics that can make a run fun.Others are tedious or straight out cancer
>>499432678Hit or miss. Some are fun and some are boring/annoying. But they are still worth doing for free gibs
I'm back
>>499432678nyesdo the IS4 merchant oneyou get like 500 ingots to stack with 2 aspd relics
>>499432678It's more IS but with modifiers. If you like IS, you'll like this too. There's also rewards.
>>499432551I'm an extremely casual player and stick around because I love the world building/presentation and fan work so my teams are anything but optimized and mostly just who I find cool/appropriate for the event...
>>499432768Sanjay....
>>499432678I think they're neat, and a fun way to mix it up since some change the entire layout of the mode or give you the funny attack speed items immediately so you can test max attack speed easier.
>>499432608Anyone who criticizes stories like this wants the things they read/watch/play to be a short as possible so they can consoom the next thing.
>>499432678Yeah. They also give good rewards so you need to do them anyway. You might need to tape a sticky note to your monitor to do them later if your roster isn't flexible and deep enough and you're not managing to carry the run on the few strong ops you do have.
>>499432551I'm unironically considering investing hard on VigilEX-8-CM showed me how hard pressed I am for a big dps big block vanguard. Bagpipe barely handled the first wave
>>499432880Not really. I wanted Babel to be at least 50% longer.
>>499432678some are fun, but the fun is limited by being stuck in A0 even though they give you broken as fuck relic combos so you'd be oneshotting things anyways
hmm...
>>499432921Spark Mumu next banner?
>>499432728>the good guys were righteous and didn't abandon a comrade, unlike the epic reddit pragmatist I am. This SUCKS.
>>499432921His module makes him usable. If you have the funny red pinus she can be pretty bulky too
>Talulah changed.>The first time I met her, the feeling she gave me was just like that of Her Majesty, Theresa.>But, Her Majesty has always been tragic, burdened... and she knew more about the secrets of this land.>Talulah is different. She is wrathful, but just calm enough. Still, a zealous anger burns within her.>Though they were different in many small ways, they had the same kind of strength. Or, maybe people like them are similar in many ways regardless of their strength.>This anger gave rise to Reunion, which attracted countless followers.>But soon... she changed.>Our daily work has turned into incitement. Provocation. Destruction.>This is no longer a revolution for the masses of Infected—>—but rather the same kind of over-engineered, conspiratorial war that we have seen in Kazdel, time and time again.I honestly forgot Wuh and her pals had a chance to meet Theresa before she went full Kaschchey
>>499432798You at least clear events, do anni/SSS/IS/RA weekly/monthlies and dump your daily sanity right? Right...??>>499432921Just get mumu unironically. She can duel most stuff with the appropriate cum glob while vigil's vulnerable to range attacks and loses his damage as soon as the last wolf goes down. Sure you can use skadiva, especially s1 to keep vigil in the game but you're digging a deeper hole at that point
RI is a globohomo corporation who works in favor of the oppressorsGuard was based
>>499433042Fuck off Dr. D
>>499433148*met Talulah, rather
>>499431738I'd give everything for that, my last haircut was absolute garbage
>>499432798Uhm... no sweaty, just no. You're supposed to only use the /akg/ approved meta units mmkay? And they better be completely maxed out for maximum slaying! or you're not getting your cookies tonight okay sis?
>>499433001RAW RAW RAW
>>499433038I'd like a living Scout to assist me in this neverending war instead of a dead moralfaggot that can't even deliver.>>499433001Hot Indras would like to know your location.
>>499433001
>>499431735>Life is precious>treasure your life>gets buried under rubble in a burning building (which caught fire under circumstances he created)>instead of trying to dislodge himself he opts to spend the next 15 minutes recording an audio log>diesA true greek tragedy, brought a tear to my eye when i realized an actual human being had to sit down, write that scene and didn't die of cringe on the spot.
>>499432348>few threads agoAdmittedly I wasn't brosing these threads lately so I'll give you a passsomeone care to link that post if anyone remembers what it was?also I assumed you'd have a maxxed out Dur-nar by now, I literally raised mine because of you and your shilling...
>>499433001Both. Let them fight.
>>499433334Donkey has awful sp costs, flamebringer needs anything to get over def in significant amounts, and vigil has to do as much as he can so his multi-hit def ignoring wolves are both alive to offset his longer than tactician standard command point restock and are alive for the bonus s3 damage.
>>499432921Your Ines?
>>499433227I have Mumu and tried her but she couldn't handle the initial 4 skaters alone. Though I haven't unlocked her module yet so that might change things
>Scout doesn't save Guard>Guard never convinces the Shieldguards to help Rhodes Island>Rhodes fails to recapture the tower and is killed by Ursus glowies since Shieldguards weren't there to hold them back with Rosmontis >Chernobog crashes into Lungmen Scout's sacrifice was definitely not in vain
>>499423650How many loaves of bread have you eaten in your life?
>>499432921If you have bagpipe, you could have just dropped myrtle and elysium down and get to play the stage normally.
>>499433570Deploy her with blemi a lot for spamming the skill?>>499433537bugs aren't human beings
>>499433227>You at least clear events, do anni/SSS/IS/RA weekly/monthlies and dump your daily sanity right?I'm a turbo casual but I can do that much at least, I managed to get through all of Babel without guidefagging up till BB-10. I'm hardstuck on EX-5CM though, but I'm also trying to get away with using Mayo as much as possible>>499433570She's my primary defender, I still love her outfit and voice lines. I keep her art at E0 because you get a better view of her hair
>>499433232I'm not your boogeyman bro, take your medication
>>499433339>>499433401>>499433471>>499433580my cat squad got a little stronger today
>new berserk chapter on Friday>stream on SaturdayOh yeah, it is all coming together.
>>499433537>which caught fire under circumstances he createdThe factory was always going to blow though, if anything he saved everyone there from a sudden unexpected death because none of the bastards knew about the critical flammable originium levels
>>499433862
>>499433895Didn't Miura die like 6 years ago? How's it going?
have you seen this dog?now you have
>>499433910That line shows the anon you're replying to has absolutely not read the story and just knows the summaries.
>>499433910it wasn't going to blow up with him inside if he didn't let the drug smuggler get away with more meds, and thus get beaten to death by people in the factory. Everyone could have been warned about the factory being uninhabitable without the whole fiasco taking place.Everyone that died there died because of him.
Endpipi is actually Guard cloneKneel /akg/
Next CNY is on 29th January. So I guess there will be one actual sidestory event in December and one of those small ones in January.
>>499433862RUN NEWCUTIE RUN
>>499434058have you seen the updog tho?
ShhhIt's okay Doctor, just close your eyes and relax
>>499433824I did, but the DP timings on CM are so tight it still took me some 10 tries. Maybe I was being too inefficient with m roadblocks but I definitely saw the value of a vanguard that can deal with a wave of harder-than-normal trash
>>499434058I love y3 s1m3 bind stall and I heckin' love the CCP
Lupo impregnation
You can run but you can't hide
>>499434323worthless post
>>499434009it definitely dropped off in quality and the overall style feels a bit different but if it's just for the purpose of showing us how the story ends, it works fineMiura's last made chapter thankfully left the story and characters at a point you could consider the true ending so if they turn Berserker into shit or botch the ending, we still got a proper ending from Miura
>>499434323
>>499433832I mostly use her in IS and 6* are rare enough that I'm not gonna waste it on Maria of all peopleI should try it one of these days though>>499433851Honestly I've been struggling whether to keep her in the e0 art or go with her badass e2 art because of her tits
>>499434317Bitch gon buy used pregnancy tests I know that hoe's game. warfarin's paternity test will reveal the truth
>>499434451Mistakes into miracles
People don't fucking understand that Guard did not know that Talulah was possesed and planned to ram Chernobog straight into Lungmen to provoke a war. All he saw was Patriot keeping places he was in under control and getting rid of dissidents who didn't follow any commands and just created more chaos. He saw some actual hope in him and then RI just fucking shows up again and kills the guy.
>>499434317wouldn't her higher than average body temperature kill the sperm?
>>499428765>He thinks the doog is some innocent child mind when she's the most weathered adventurer of the elite operators>As well as unnaturally durable, having survived oripathy that would've killed anyone else>Retains everything she's ever encountered in her subconscious>Duck LordDo not underestimate the awoo
>>499434672
Why is Blaze's family history such an ambiguous mystery?
Imagine running damage control for fucking guard of all people. I thought he was baiting at first but this guy's legit.
>>499434636Doc injected siracha directly into his balls for 6 months to prepare.>>499434795Yanese conspiracy
Who is the EMIYA of Arknights?
>>499434636Nope
>>499434864
>>499434795>da woods>lumberjack kot>whiskey>bandits>flammable bloodprobably not very exciting
>>499434459i'm gonna have sex with Dur-nar now
>>499434809It's not damage control for a character it's that the way /akg/ talks about the story is fucking bizarre
>>499434672Slutobe
>>499429543Ideally he was hoping to not run into the one Victorian with a loicense for that knoife.
This song turned me Chinesehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z3lMG81XGc
>>499434864Mountain. You cannot refute this
>>499434970
>>499434672please kindly do not the cobalso>most weatheredshe's a hobo>of the elite opsshe's a regular op>survived oripathy that would have killed anyone elseshe just has high numbers because she lived the murderhobo life untreatedat worse her profile basically says "oh fuck that's worryingly bad" and we have operators with greater originium assimilation and densityin other words stop making things up to justify sexing the dogdo noteverhalt immediately effective now
>>499434171Guard only learned that the factory was ridiculously close to blowing up because someone had shouted that the merchant he sent had been beaten to death, and from there saw the state of the factory's dead infected basement while helping them put him there.Before that happened May didn't want anything to do with him, so the place would have just kept operating as it always did and blew up had he not sent the merchant
Ceobe is too stupid for sex
>>499434795It's so they can reveal that she is secretly a Yanese princess and unlock the true powers of her jade-like beauty
>it's not damage control, it's [damage control]
>>499434864Mr Nameless, obviously
>>499434864...Amiya?
>>499434970>>499433570How many Durnar E2s did this alone spur
>>499435002It's like I hate forced drama where an experienced key character suicides for disposable garbage for no reason
>>499434317how does doctor discreetly explain the burns on his cock?
>>499434970>S1L7You'll get a sad handjob at best
>>499406013I will find you, cut off your ears and then feed them to you.
>>499434195Endpipi isn't cute enough desu
>>499432395I need this.
>>499435216i E2d her in 2021 because i liked her design and needed a defender anyways
>>499435276>replying to an old ass post with an edgy threat
>>499434970Now now Doctor, don't get ahead of yourself, she never said anything about sexAt most you'll get a paizuri https://litter.catbox.moe/ybhpy2.jpg
>https://x.com/re_teledio/status/1848827561884979386I can't tell if that's a nipple or not on the linked image
>>499434970Your pelvis is going to be smashed to a fine powder.
>>499435216It'd take me a half hour to boot the emulator up so I wont but you can add me as the third
>/akg/ has reached such heights of contrarianism that there are now people defending Guard>a dude who spent the last 15 minutes of his life recording a voicemail as he was burning to death
Is X lvl3 mandatory for Ceobe?
>>499435407It is
>>499434864All these replies are so wrong
>>499435481yeah
Maybe Guard was a mistake. Next arc's Defender will be great though
>>499435216...
>>499435481To maximize her niche, yeah
>>499435407Horn(y)...
>>499435248Tell Sussurro that he was just jacking it real fast
>>499435378i'm sorry to say, this is no longer her choice to makeSaria and Hoshiguma owe me one for raping me so often and i don't plan on sleeping tonight
>>499435378I would enslave Dur-nar's fat cock with my juicy ass>>499435407It is and it's important to remember at least one of the mods is lazy as fuck and will just ban you after glancing at the thumb he isn't getting out the jeweler's monocle and a ruler.
>>499435551Now THIS is a Dur-nar fucker
>>499435113Lynx paws typed this post
>>499435431Guy had a WhatsApp addiction, got the better of him.
>>499434864>>499435194>>499435512
>>499435375I'm sorry
>>499435527Act 3 but it's just doc hanging out with reservepipis would redeem the main story in my eyes.
>>499435598Fuck sussurroplease...
>>499435713What a fucking retarded post. Made me chuckle
>>499435481Strongest module in the game what do you think?
Your wife? You fucked her
>>499435741That spells EA. You guys are fine with future AK spinoffs being published by EA, right?
>>499435378Explain that image to me
>>499435852I would never
>/akg/ likes fat purple foxes
>>499435852s-sex?! I'm not ready for that yet
>>499435852But my wife is a lupo
>>499435913Mayer would NEVER look at boys kissing boys
>>499435913Slut cheated on mayo with dur-nar
>>499435793>fucking a childNo way fag!
>>499435431>Having different opinions then me? Nah that's just contrarians farming (You)sAre you the same nigger who was sperging out at people posting Aroma and calling 5*fags hipsters?
>>499436068DoctorYou are gonna get raped
It's me, John Hipster. Take Tomimi to IS and cum at the funny red numbers>>499435793Trapping sussurro in a debt spiral
>>499435947top 3 straightest things to get hard to>cunny>fat foxes>old women
>>499435765cute...
sup
>>499435407
>>499436102What the complete fuck are you on about you retard
Imagine the threesome
>>499433768Could also go like that :>Scout doesn't save Guard>Scout lives>Scout is present during the attak on the tower and takes care of the glowies/convices the shieldguards himself
>>499436232thats not very nice...
>>499436297no wahs allowed
>>499436208God, just imagine the HR complaint hearing. You're trying to explain how sussurro pinned you down and pegged you even after you started bleeding all over the place but Nymph is just manhandling and molesting a livid Sussurro all over the room while her sister is hiding her laugh behind a stack of papers
>>499436365I know Kanta is infamous for sameface but did he literally just copy paste then recolor their heads here?
>>499435431>>a dude who spent the last 15 minutes of his life recording a voicemail as he was burning to deathWhat's wrong with that? It's a common trope.
>>499436389Waluigibros...
>>499435852That wasn't my wife
>>499436389
>>499436380She will be retired to work full time at a vulpo comfort cafe
>>499436429The HR director would say it was your fault and let the issue slideIt is actually your fault this time too!
>>499436365I guess you could call this a Theresome
>>499433862Blaze!
>>499436494>he fucked anon's soulmateHow rude...
>>499436659Gonna kill this pink
>>499436494*smack*
>>499436602That cafe?My office.
>>499432798As someone with a maxed FB I have to say that giving Amiya a module instead is a way better investment.
>>499436617Rita...
What's Sussuro's appeal
>>499435843>Strongest module in the gameIs it really?
>>499434358FAT
>>499423108
>>499436821Yes.
>>499436821Ascalon's certainly isn't
>>499436659>wah! did I surprise you?I'm going to marry an hologram in the shape of my dead wife
>>499436376>Could also go like thatCould is a pretty dumb argumentRhodes could've taken all their top ops like Logos and Ascalon to Chernobog and had way less casualties, but that's not what happened is it
>>499436798Kind normal woman in a world of craziesHard working small fox girlCuteFor (you)
>blue poison off an untagged recruitmy new wife
>>499436798>Short>Cute>Short>Extreme medical denbts>Short>Required to be functionally strong since she has to be able to lift the dead-weight of an unconscious patient>ShortThat she drinks, smokes, and thinks (you)'re a joke is just a bonus
>>499437049
>>499436958
>>499436821nta but I'd say it's the highest potential module in the game since it is the one thing I can think of that scales of the enemys stats instead of your operator.Discounting mechanics like the golem and tower doing HP% worth of arts in wolumonde.
>>499436798small fox
>>499437150Bnnuy feet pheromones...
Post operators as housewives
>>499437049Remember s2m1 gains an additional hit on the primary target so get it if you use her
>>499435113Go ahead, tell her "No". Call her a bad dog.>>499435134>Stay.>But up.>...>k let's go get food.Your legs will be wobbly for little bit, lol>8 months later Kal'tsit: ...lol? That's all you have to say for yourself?
>>499436798fxo
>>499436798Unironically would make an amazing mother
>>499437231
>>499436376>takes care of the glowies>when it took the Shield Guards and Rosmontis to hold them off>convices the shieldguards himself>when the only reason they listened was because Guard was a giant Patriotboo who had worked with them to protect the innocent infected and wrangle the crazies Talulah groomed
>>499437150
>>499437049i got her after a year of using plat as my main AA and now she's the only one I use she's great
There was this rather rude fellow who'd keep pushing people down the stairs. He said he liked seeing people getting hurt, but as far as I saw it he could have just beaten them instead of adding extra steps.
>>499436821She's called AssCLOWN for a reason
>>499437049Lucky you
>>499436798Legal loli, big brain
>>499437292My 135cm wife shaw!
>>499436376>convices the shieldguards himselfThat really worked since Guard already had an in with the Shieldguards cause he joined them and admired Patriot, if Scout lived he wouldn't have joined them, he'd just go do the same thing he did in reality and went to get shanked by Hoe
>>499437049Remember to wash her frequently to get the poison off
>>499437049enjoy your new frog wife
>>499435481absolutely it makes her DADADADA go nuts>>499436798she looks like a kid so she appeals to pedophiles
Close!
>>499437557>>499437574froggy...
>>499437574>>499437557Sweaty frog sex mind.
>>499437557>>499437574Frogmind…
>>499437557>>499437574frog hivemind
>>499437675
>>499437587>Cursed by god to be a short flat fox woman>Try to score>Some fucking retard called your man a pedoWell aren't you special in the head
>>499437265coomerbrains have gone too farsome sins cannot be forgiven
>>499437557>>499437574
is it worth rolling on this banner for leto
>>499437776Pretty sure he was referring to her as a character in Arknights, not as an actual person.
>>499434672>He thinks the doog is some innocent child mindshe's canonically a retard who is attending school with literal children like popukar
Ceobe? Sex.
>>499437918As a character in arknights she would be an actual short flat woman you fucking bigot.
>>499437557>>499437574aiiie frogmind
>>499437912leto isn't even worth rolling for
>>499437690God this is pathetic
>>499437912only if you want to fuck her
>>499438168Didn't ask, Hag'shit
>>499437912>>499438136>>499438216>s2 Base 746 atk, 1,603 atk, 1.05s attack speed, 1,527 dps, 28 sp cost, 25s duration, 24 hits, 38,493 skill damage>w/ Poca talent 1,678 atk, 1,598 dps, 40,284 skill damage>Can hit two enemies>Completely flatlines against heavy defendersThoughts?
>>499438168At least chen can do a tail wrap!
>>499438294you convinced me to roll for her but 30 rolls later and all i got was elysium pot 17
>>499438294No thoughtsI only raised her because i would like to make her a mother and i think her personality is cute
>>499437912If you want Leto for some reason you're not going to get better than the split rateup. It's going to be roughly another year and a half until she's in shop or on the 5* voucher>>499438563My highest was nearly 80 rolls to finally get the debut 5*
>>499438294ambitious
>current battle becomes emergency ops
>>499438704Harmonie took me 140 rolls. I should have stopped once I got Reed but I had to keep going. What if she was the next one?
>>499438781>DegenDeserved for not doing Jessi2/steward/kroos
>>499438863I don't have Jessica2and I do random recruit start, always
Ponzuri
>>499438803I know right? Keep going and get yourself that sexbear
>>499438981
>>499438981Ponstar
>>499432190congratulations
https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJawkEMg3Hag war, hag war!
>>499438953Hmm. I wonder what the odds on the +2 hope bonus are after the 33% chance to get a defender voucher from the starting pool.
>>499438981I want to Pon'd her
WHO WHO IS GAURD?
>>499437690That's me in the picture
>>499439562
>>499439772>>499439562Haiyah!
>>499439495a kot vanguard
I'm gonna do it
>>499439569aiiiiiiie redbnuuy>>499439772h-hayai!
>>4994395629? Where?
>>499439287I like Gladiia, but I cannot resist a big lady with a tiny tail.
Priestess sharts and farts
>>499439909ANON NYO
>>49944002510, don't think 9 was uploaded anywhere free yet (I believe that has W getting some special treatment)
>>499440137GG has to learn how cruel the real world is
>>499439909NOOOOOO
>>499440168So neither 10 or 9 are out?
>>499437827
Frogfuckers are vileDon'tDon't ask me about that full pot e2l80 s1m3 module3 BP...
why did they make ending 4 so hard to get to
>>499440535oh so that's how you're supposed to position people in that map when the wind is blowing that way
>>499440535Because base IS4 was considered easy by people using all meta 6*s
>>499440493bro your s2m1?
>>499440535It's easy broJust get lucky with the wind direction and vouchers so you have the specific operators needed to beat itThat's all.
>>499440535Kings relics enabled!
>>499440756NTA but my frogge is the same as his and I never once used her S2
>>499440719i am using meta 6*s
>>499440535Lin almost solos this map
>>499440535>IS3>CNiggers talk shit all day and night>HG throws hands>IS4>CNiggers talk shit all day and night>HG throws hands>IS5>CNiggers talk shit all day and night>HG throws handsBugs are unable to learn
>>499437827They're just sticks and straws, anon
>>499440935>>IS3>>CNiggers talk shit all day and night>>HG throws handsI mean the ending 4 is ass, but you can't tell me that adding the final form of the MoM squad is throwing anything but the towel in
I am drunk please poat dump lapipis.
>listening to hoe's song for the first time>kek on the chorus because it reminds me about that one harlequin vid>oh cool it's longer than the usual 2 chorus>it suddenly breaks into a rap that clashes with the rest of the songWHY
>>499438050wow rood
leaks
>>499441136Because he's a mercenary (yeah)
>take routeweave net so i can get the relic to make ending 4 easier>take wrong path so i miss the prophecy>now i have gained nothing but every stage has more enemies
>>499441218Finally... Whitr....
>>499441272Just spend 20 hope, RETARD.
>>499441101HG was still annoying and restricted gameplay viability with shit like mutual aids and looking forward
Add -pipi to your name, anon
>>499441379>He's still buckbroken by mutual aids
>>499441272You already know that you have a guaranteed scout node on the second floor and that the bottom lane on the next floor always has the prophecy. I dunno what to tell you mang
>>499441523My wife can't hit air, what about it huh?
>>499441136Wuh
>>499441136He's a fucking ROACH
>>499441482nyo
AIIIEEE THE +1 BLOCK RELIC GIVES ASCALON BLOCK
>>499441717Hit your wife then
>>499441830Yeah, did you not know you can also use flaggots to activate >50% chance to dodge Physical and Arts attacks?
>>499441830it's fine when half of the attacks won't go through
>31 Degrees Celsius in late OctoberArknights for this feel?
>>499441830Bwo, your Heidi?
>>499441917she died to khaganquest
>>499441830That's how + block works, yeah. What did you expect?
>>499441929You chose to settle there as we exit a minor ice age
*leaks*
>>499442050What's the dodge chance of this creature?
>>499442197uuuuhhhhhhhhhh
>>499442197is that...
>>499442197
>>499442197AIIEEEEE MAMA JOHNS GET DOWN!
>>499441482Dr. B.-pipi
>>499442197HOLY MOLY
>>499442273Because all dodge is multiplicative and assuming the red S3 is up, it going to be 90% arts and 92% physical
>...from now on, she'll be the Thomsons' new Messenger. Since she first met you years ago, she's been ardent about wanting to correspond personally with you–to consult you on all those profusely imaginative issues of hers so particular to the youth. I think it'll be far better to make her your student, rather than let her keep using you as a character template in all her childish stories.So how many of Heidi's novels do you think are about mysterious crossdressing beauties seducing willful ingenues?
>>499442528>>499442273Should be 75% dodge rate with s3 up no?
>>499442197MAMA JOHNS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>499441830If only Ambushers had Liberator tier hp>>499442528>>499442679Disappointing
>ending 4 run is obviously doomed, have almost no HP, maxed paradigms, fucked up my attempts to get relics so i'm going to get max punishments, bad ops>too autistic to reset
>>499442810Never give up. Struggle to your last breath to make miracles happen. After all it's not about bellyaching about how many ways you can lose, it's about seizing a valid win
>>499442852Angie, show me your tits too
>>499442197I did that
>>499442975
When is the next banner with a good fast redeploy?
i don't like this stagetoo hard
>>499442679How are you getting 75% if Flameheart alone is 80%?>pinus S3 only lets 20% of hits go through>wasky trait dodges half of those, so down to 10%>pinus passive dodges further 22% of those if physical, so down to 8%
Tits.....
>>499443117The anni banner is the ONLY banner with a 6* FRD on it.
>>499443073Good girl
>>499443127Skill issue. Second easiest stage in the game after Payback.
Beasts Awaiting Slaughter
>There may not be much of a difference between blood and seawater, at least in form. Therefore, anywhere the azure waves still ripple, the Sanguinarch's offspring can still survive.>tfw even at the end of the world ala seaborn, Sanguinepipi's children still live on
>>499443073*xof press*
Goodnight
>>499443604Asky's hunting ground...
>>499443767careful doc...
>>499443720Blood is just red water, trust me I read a book once
>>499443128>Ascalon> 50% chance to dodge Physical and Arts attacks>s3 and reduces Physical and Arts hit rate of ground enemies in attack range by 50%>75%I'm losing the narrative aren't we talking about his block relic'd Ascalon? Penis s3 only affects flametail too. If you used penis s2 it'd go up to 87.5% for only 10 seconds which is useless.Penis pot5 y3 s3 with assclown s3 up gets 93% dodge for 8 seconds
>>499443886Goodnight, sleep well.
>>499443886Sleep tight
>>499443957We're talking about the Pinus Asky fusion
>>499443406Okay skill man record your A15 manmade carnivals for the class
>>499443957Bro look at the image in >>499442050 really close
>>499443906
>>499443127What? You don't like stages that were made specifically to brutally rape you because metafag chinks thought IS4 was too easy? Too fucking bad buddy. Better have fun with IS5 when it releases before they do the exact same thing to it like they did to IS3 and IS4
post sluts
WHERE?WHERE IS ALBERTO?
>>499444271
>>499444231You could say her skill is so high she dodge's cognition
>>499443894That's prisoner's night, she'll leak beasts if there's no ground unit blocking the box, and because she has a tendency to hit an extra standby beast with her aoe
>>499444306No, fuck off.
>>499444306
>>499444462>>499444462>>499444462
>>499444409You can't eat prisoners
>>499444326What an absolute slut to go up to a man and do that
