Previous Thread: >>499418924>Guides, Resources and useful links:https://rentry.org/bagguides>/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends:https://rentry.org/holdingthebag>4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shortshttps://rentry.org/bacontent>>(JP)>Banners: >10/23 (Wed) After Maint - 11/6 (Wed) 10:59 (JST) Mari (Idol) (3* - Limited) Sakurako (Idol) (3* - Limited) Mine (Idol) (1* - Welfare) >Events:Serenade Promenade - 10/23 (Wed) After Maint - 11/6 (Wed) 10:59 (JST)Decagrammaton - 11/6 (Wed) After Maint - 11/20 (Wed) 10:59 (JST)>Content:Limit Break Assault: Chokmah (Field w/Special Armor) - 10/24 (Thu) 11:00 - 11:20 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)Total Assault: Gregorius (Indoors - Insane & Torment w/Blue Dmg) - 10/30 (Wed) 11:00 - 11/6 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)2x Bounties - 10/23 (Wed) 4:00 - 10/30 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)2x Account XP - 10/26 (Sat) 4:00 - 10/28 (Mon) 3:59 (JST)2x Commissions/Lessons - 10/30 (Wed) 4:00 - 11/6 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)2x Normals - 11/6 (Wed) 4:00 - 11/13 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)>>(GLOBAL)>Banners:>10/22 (Tue) After Maint - 11/5 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)Kazusa (Band) (3* - Limited)Yoshimi (Band) (3* - Limited)Airi (Band) (1* - Welfare)Ako (3* - Rerun)>News:Roadmap: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2024/10/3rdPatch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=2668215>Events:-ive aLIVE! - 10/22 (Tue) After Maint - 11/5 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)[Mini Game] Livin' on Sweets!: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2024/10/minigame - 10/22 (Tue) 5:00 - 11/6 (Wed) 2:59 (UTC)>Content:Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field - w/Light Armor) - 10/23 (Wed) 2:00 - 11/18 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)Total Assault: Hod (Urban - Insane & Torment w/Blue Dmg) - 10/29 (Tue) 2:00 - 11/4 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)2x Lessons/Scrimmages - 10/21 (Mon) 19:00 - 10/28 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)2x Account XP - 10/25 (Fri) 19:00 - 10/27 (Sun) 18:59 (UTC)2x Bounties/Commissions - 10/28 (Mon) 19:00 - 11/4 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
>>499432571Why Mine cry?
Mika should die
Good night
Sensei is Moldavian. How else could he be such a chad?
>>499432669In pain
>>499432582Don't let emotions overwhelm you anon, think about the future. How is your stash?
>>499432698good night anon
>>499432571>post-nakadashi reactions
Aru is the best girl in this game. I have no proofs, but I have no doubts either.
how much ligma investment does my bYosh need for Set level 74? will UE40 be enough?
The squad is here
>>499432698Good night!
>>499432630I plap this.
>>499432485I'll take responsibility.
>>499432721
This thread needs more idol Mari
>>499432127giant laser EX that does X damagethen for 100 auto attacks her minigun shoots like a lasersee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFzOyVnMCxY
Kanna impregnation
I really wanna roll for M.Momoi but I need the pyros for Bluefes. Doesn't help that there's almost no content for her.
>>499432862Some day we'll be able to build a whole Set team with these two
I don't get it. They extended maintenance to give us a buggy piece of shit (horrible localization and fucked up the club stickers) and it's now been 11 hours and there's been no emergency maintenance to fix it like they would normally do. What the hell is happening?
>>499432812j-just checking in... proofs updates??
>suddenly a ton of friend requestsoh fuck I think I'll just ghost
Airi isn't going for the plat
What's wrong with this cat?
My canon wife Fuuka...
>>499433113Accept them now
>>499433061Lick her feet and apologize if you want your social credit back.
>>499432953
>>499433061>horrible localisation>stickers in the wrong languageThese are not good reasons to have emergency maintenance.
>>499433061you don't know?
ARWTYHUOEUDog wife, happy life.
>>499433158We know sensei
>>499432957Oh I never noticed there was an initial hit before the 100 shots
>>499433000I'm revoking your Momoi posting privileges.
I just got Ako in 50 rolls
>>499432913This isn't how a student should speak to her teacher...
Mugi!!!
>>499433312It's time
Lots of active BunnyChasers here... Is my club old and busted?
BFUAGMEGLust provoking image inside, do not cum instantly
>>499433061I find it more troublesome that they took an extra 5 hours and this is the best they could manage.
>>499433223sent
>>499433223Sent
do i have to wait 24h to join a new club, or is it on daily reset? also, will i miss the daily 10 ap?
>>499433382*cu->>499433428*cum regresses*
Hina should die
>>499433312I just came in Michiru.
>>49943352424 hours
>>499432571WAPPI
>>499433524you gotta wait 24 hours
Natsu...
It may not seem like it but this is a Hasumi general.
>>499433061We got apologems for extended maint so that was nice. I think they owe us some more desu.
https://magma.com/d/shvglnw7sghttps://magma.com/d/shvglnw7sghttps://magma.com/d/shvglnw7sgJoin the aggie /bag/gots, there's a lot of room and we can make the canvas bigger
>>499433359MS
Neru winning Yanyo back.
>>49943276715924 with 100 rolls already used
do I ticket kokona now or do I wait until I roll on one of my target banners and pray I get spooked?
>>499433202It is for me
Is Wolfseggs (big) limited?
Am I crazy or do the lessons no longer have that annoying animation where all the icons spawn slowly the first time you enter a map for the day?
>>499433425I joined because my club was dying
>>499433549>>499433584thanks! any idea about the 10 ap? there are 2x exp campaigns these next 2 weekends so i kinda don't want to miss it :(
ARXWFVUHEU
I have space on my friends list please feel free to add me
>>499433748Kuroko? She's a bluefes limited
Yosh HATEstop bullying Nuts!!!
I can post this
Is Airi a schizo?
>>499433798chise you didnt post your friend code...
My phone, the only thing I played blue archive on, just broke. I fucking hate my life, not sure what I'm supposed to do now.
>>499433798sent ;)
>>499433625>there's a lot of roomDude that shit's literally 80% full
...
>>499433748Anni unit. You either roll her then and there or you pray to fucking god you get her on another anni banner or you wait a year and a half for your next guaranteed chance.
>>499433798I feel free. Thank you!
>>499433596Natsu the reddit
>>499433808FUCK
>get added by a bunch of /bag/gots>they're all plat>i'm a lazy goldIs it over for me?
>>499433610I don't care about apologems, I just want a cohesive translation that isn't intentionally being fucked with
>>499433882There's actually plenty of white space anon
>>499433857steal a phone and download blue archive on it
>>499433890by me
>>499433845You called?
>>499433950She's not even out on global yet for another couple of months
>>499433857Install an emulator on your computer. So long as you still remember your login information you can just pick up where you left off.
>>499433846She's just a regular insecure girl.
>>499433596the whiplash fanart is my favourite thing from this event
>They're blocking me from buying more packsFUCK LET ME BUY ARONAAAAAA
>>499433991Yeah almost as much as the space inside your cranium
>>499433798PM'd you the code :)
really though a lot of the older players who have been on the friend code database forever now have spaces for friendsif you're new you should maybe take a look at the rentry and add some of us I personally ctrl+f friend requestors' codes in that database to decide who to add and who to ignore though so i only have /bag/ added
>>499434104Source?
>>499434123wtf do you want to buy? only the tickets are worth it
Release Rio already retards, stop wasting time on shit no one cares about.
Why is she sending me after shower pics?
>>499433846This is literally what being a teenage girl is like.
For Anon who wanted the track that plays when Tsumugi appears, it's Theme 198https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON7KdNjMP0wDL the track from any of these two wikishttps://bluearchive.fandom.com/wiki/Soundtrack#Tracklisthttps://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/Music
how long until bluefes? i have 12k right now. will i get enough jimmies to spark MW3 uncle as f2p?
>>499434219I bought the new AP pack 1 3 times already, and now they're blocking me from buying the 2 week AP pack and the other new AP pack
>>499434237serikot did it better
the forgotten millennium pajama party...
>>499434270Pyro planner in the rentry Make a copyFill it in.
>>499434235Rio is the easiest possible skip. Hopefully they don't waste an anni banner on her, they'd go bankrupt.
>>499434039Shieeeet
YOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Adult
>>499433706I would say it depends how much you need her, do you need her for Set? For Hiero lamp in 3 weeks?If you don't then wait.
post more natsu
>>499434270If you want only to spark Hoshino and only her, then yeah.
Which OST is the current one on Global?
>>499434367well good thing they did that cuz we have a double exp weekend coming up dumbass
>>499433464dumbass
>>499434518>>499434410dang i thought i had more time
>>499434556I'm max level...
>>499434384>2 Gehenna New Years in a row>followed by 2 Millennium New Years in a rowu rike?
>>499434578it's in vogue with the chisepost
>>499433706you can just cope with idol mari if you don't get her
>>499434369It's a catgirl thing
>have to wait 24 hours before I can join a bag clubits over
>>499434535I mean the PV one, by the way
>>499434604hi max
Would you sniff?
>>499434604and you're buying AP packs? the fuck...
I had to buy pakeji but I got both ASS in 240 rolls (I am in extreme debt)
Don't worry euromomois you're getting colonized by Africa and the Middle East so you can keep seething here
>>499433890Off-screen: Puddle of Kazupiss from me shoving my tongue in and out of her vagina until it cramps while playing with her 15 year old clit.
>200 rolls>both band girls secured, pity to get Yoshimi to 4 stars for free>Set floor 100+ secured>no new students>3 hits on the two guarantee tickets, but 2 I've already maxed, regular Shiroko already UE40>use selector on AtsukoI am conflicted as to whether I came out on top or not.
Do you get the turn achievement doing the new quest thing?
>>499434750I want to farm Airi
>>499433798I sent the fax
>>499434812There's nothing there...
>>499432571what's the deal with reisa?I haven't read her story
>>499434989she's cringe
>>499433425it's the protagonist club(because I'm in it)Hop on.
>>499434938Just the way i like it
>>499434989it's her
>>499432812>using that song for a fun post like thisbro..
>>499434792If worst comes to worst you can always sell your BA account or urself for 20$
>>499434989She's a super hero.
>>499434989Friendless loser compensating with batman larp making kazusa her joker.
>>499434989She's perfect
>>499434989REISA IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>499434208some older players don't bother with raids anymore, so their assists don't get updated...
Sensei.... that 3P Nagisa x Sakurako doujin has been translatedhttps://exhentai.org/g/3098766/e1b05ca51a/
I really like this image.
A /bag/got removed me...
>>499435380>not umikanot epicdon't caredidn't ask
>>499435380This already got posted and I already fapped to the Sakurako mating press part
>>499435441I hate IRL women.
>>499435490Mikabros...
Is Natsu really gonna be farmable in JP?
Does the rhythm game not work on firefox?
>>499434638So cute... i think Kisaki will probably be my second favorite girl in this game when i meet her, she shares Hina's height and birthday and i love Hina, maybe its just meant to be
>>499435490Good thing that's a man then.
>>499435441
>fiddle with something in the shop>red dot appears on social>manage my students a bit>red dot appears on social>do a bit of the quests>red dot appears on social
>>499435585not FF but it ran like shit till i turned hardware accel on
>>499435459Tickling her so hard she pees
>>499435104Actually I just saw my club leader posted in this thread, so he's evidently still active. Knowing this I fully support him in bringing us back to glory.
>>499435479Epic festivals with Umika!
>>499435380Why doesn't exhentai work for me? I've tried using different browsers and vpn and still when I open it I get a blank page.
>too embarrassed to post my friend card because my ranks are too low
FuukaThe definitive canon wife
>>499435380Me to Nagisa every day since i got her
Ok but, where are the pubes?
>>499421115the combo gauge doesn't help either. i keep thinking it's a note.
>>499435201I seriously need more Reisa doujins by this guy
>>499434270A little under three months
>>499435760Nobody cares about ranks bronzegod
>>499433857Download an emulator asap until you get a new phone. You can miss few headpats, but missing event would be bad.
Yosh...
So like if I was to move to a different device or emulator, how would I save and transfer my account?I'm only familiar with transfer code stuff like in dx2
>>499435908Yes you fat fucking pigOink for me Yoshimi, oink for me and maybe i'll give you a semla you pig
>>499435459there need to be way more images of students with pink rotors
nom nom
>>499435752Your ISP is blocking it, you have to call and ask for it to be unblocked.
>>499432571the guranteed ticket looks like a scam this time around for those of us that already have ako himari cherino and iroha, right? y no swimsuit rapewolf? NEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!also what the hell is concentrated comand and simple strategy?
>>499435760No one caresBecome a LEECH that gives me creditsso that one day I will become the leech that gives you credits.
>Went from 30 to 50 friends in 1 threadscary...
sex with yosh
>>499435380Damn that's pretty good.
>>499434734It's dead week anyway. What borrows do you need for? Day 1 red set? You have whole month for that.
>>499436190>concentrated commandold combat format>simple strategyskip straight to boss fightbonuses wont be available though
>>499436079Yosh... sisterzoned...
>new friend slots!!!I-I'm only level 45, but I'll use your assists lots and lots, I promise!! And I have many good assets like Himari and Ako, so I'll be a good investment for the future! Please friend me!Friend Code: AKYIROPJ, North America
>>499435774That page where Sensei first sticks it in looks so inappropriate and hot.
>>499434989Built for bullying
>>499435795Under Ui's panties (do not smell)
>>499432656Thingken of meds
>>499436029I don't know how it is with other login methods, but with the nexon account you only need the email and password
>>499435585Works for me in firefox.
>>499435752Just NHentai it
>>499436391Pfft, this is the big leagues kid. Try somewhere else till you can hang with us.
>>499433857I'd tell you to spend money on the cheapest one that can run the game but you probably spent it all on pakeji.
Just a casual reminder that you're browsing the Juri General.
>>499433061also the only problem they acknowledged is the sticker problem
>no one added me
>>499435760post it
>>499436557Nooooo!
>>499436306all me btw
>>499436650Are you on NA? post your code again
>>499434748I would cum on her armpit
>>499433061The shop is fucked up too. You can't see how many of a certain items when trying to buy some.
HOLY CRAP
Did global get the club slots increase too?
>>499436440Rate Ui's smell
>>499436784life imitates art
>>499436794Yes
>>499436391*Smoooch*I'd add you but I'm not on US server
They really cooked with this update, huhOnly problem is that they let Juri do it
>>499433061To be fair it's only a specific main story (Vol 1 Ch 3) that you probably already read and the sticker. Current ASS event is running ok so no need to stop the server for that.
>>499436784
Semlor aren't even that good
>>499436391Sent*smooch*
>here guys add me!>ghosts my friend request
>>499436903Let her cook
>>499435752Step 1: Log into e-hentai and check the forumStep 2: open US vpnStep 3: don't have cookies beforeStep 4: exhentai
>>499436874>Try to add fresh untested shit from JP>Game breaks in several partsNo wonder
My xiomi just started turning off and turning on every 3 seconds and I finally managed to fix it by taking of the SIM card. Thank god I won't need to use emulator but I'm scared for the future
>>499434235Rio is the easiest possible roll. Hopefully they use an anni banner on her, they'd be millionaires.
>>499436987I'll get around to it tomorrow. Your patience is appreciated.
>localization fuck-ups across the board even with old lines that seemed fine>korean stickers>that app store name and desc.Okay, who the fuck pushed their old ass branch to the master?
>>499434235>stop wasting time on shit no one cares about>Release RioWell which is it
>>499437058i want to cum inside Yosh!
i have sex with Sexy Sex Saya
What I would do to Yoshi alone
>Rio>Ever>After what mx2j didheh
>>499433202It's terrible from PR perspective. Newcutie first sees that "EPIC ANIME rpg" with a shitton of spelling errors in the description. Then if he didn't ignore it because of the current state of game's page on the store, he loads into the game, starts reading the story and sees spelling error upon spelling error along with sentences that make no sense (unless those errors Anons pointed out today are only in V1Ch3).
>>499437225Bro, your Asayuki? Your Mijikayo?
>>499433202A55 5G, 256GB/8GB.The game usually had no problems remaining idle while switching tabs for hours as long as I'm not forcing the phone opening anything RAM or processor demanding. It's no longer the case after this update.There's >>499436776 also.
>>499437056they saw that post you made about taiwan
>>499436987are you in a bag club?
STOP POSTING YOSH I DON'T WANT TO FAP
telepathically sending Chise my friend code so she can add medo you think it'll work?
Finally, time to hoard gifts for her alt one day
>>499437225Just hire a new artist bro, how many characters got memoryholed in this game because their artist did a oopsie?? That's right
I HATE perorodzilla
>KR, JP and CN get great localizations and no bugs or errors>EN gets the EPIC ANIME RPG treatmentthe western world has always been second class citizens when it comes to gacha, how come you guys aren't used to it yet?
>>499437305need to breed
>>499437225If they can get new artist for Mine's alt, what stops them for mx2j students?
>>499437178The amount of screw ups in one day really makes me think it's just plain QA incompetence. Either it's really intentional or someone just stopped caring. We've seen translation screw ups before but the sticker thing is just a 'come on' moment.
>>499437178The epic hacker known as 4chan
>>499437395So you finally reached the promised land. I kneel.
>have enough pyros to spark bandassYatta
>>499437375No, but I have bag in my name. I can't leave my current club because it's with my irl friends.
>>499437362Did you confuse me with Nexon tech support?
Bros? Can I buy this to get me a Zoosie girlfriend?
>>499437395Woah big gz
>>499437395Witnessed
HERE IS WHAT I THINK ABOUT RIO
Holy shit Airi's event lobby lines are crazy.
>>499437395ShimikoGOD i kneel
>>499437647She's so small you could pick her up and you know
Friendly reminder to pat your students.
>>499436636The probably hope to sweep it under the rug and quietly fix it sometime.
>>499437719Why isn't there a single doujin where Kokona stamps your dick with a 100 after sex?
>>499437178The amount of lines that have randomly been changed really does make me think that it's an older pre-edit pass script that's somehow been put in there instead of the correct one.
>>499437395Okay, this is based.
>>499437786play her like a guitar?
Ehh, I give them the benefit of the doubt since I also work as a programmer. It could very well be that the latest backup they could find was so old that it hasn't gone through QA/QC yet. Not having proper backups happens normally.If I had to guess what exactly happened from my dev experience pov:>Someone/something fucked up when they were doing the update for the Band event.>They were scrambling to find a backup to roll back to. The latest one they found was a KR backup that probably had the KR language choice hardcoded and not conditional (not surprising since the devs are Korean and it also explains the chat stickers).>Merged the Band update with that backup and someone from the dev team with good enough English tried to rush translate (copy-paste) instead of going through the process of using the proper translations (probably why the lollipop is called a cookie).>Since they were within a time limit and already extended the maintenance, there is no more QA; just push.>Their lead dev probably decided to fix the mistakes afterward instead of extending the maintenance even more just for QA.
Kinda newWho should I get with the selector if I already have Ako, Himari, and Kokona?
>>499437225Unless he happened to have the rights to them, what’s stopping them from using the assets already in-game? You might as well, it’s just be a waste otherwise.
>>499437395I kneel...
>>499437786Roll her into a ball?
>>499437395Wowzers!!! I'm genuinely impressed and congrats.
>>499437919which selector?
>>499437839This is probably dumb, but what if they actually fired the old localization team, and there was some rights dispute, and since tl might have belonged to the person they fired, they had to quickly do something just to be in time for the update?Which doesn't make sense, since probably whatever someone at nexon makes, belongs to nexon, not that person.
>>499437395Grats.
>>499437651Yes and you better fucking get to it already Arona before I lose my mind.
>>499438019The new one in the store that came with the newest EPIC update
Rate the update.
>>499437395ShimiGOD.....Congrats!
>>499438115Epic/10
>>499438115I'm happy to finally see a different opening
>>499437919Ui.Also how much of a newcutie are we talking? Because if you are still doing normal stages, Iroha would carry you through them.
>>499438115It's funny so zero. Number will go up if they don't fix it
>>499437395
>>499437395HOLY SHIMIKOGOD
Don't forget to pat your students, bag
>>499437395strongest Shamiko fan
People forgot JP had to shut down for 2-3 days while Global got away with just minor grammar errors here and there...
>>499437395*Clap* *Clap* *Clap*
>>499438026Nexon may be many awful things, but I don't believe they are incompetent enough on a business level to not include a basic "we own what you make" clause in their contracts.
coom in doomgood night /bag/
>>499438223Level 45, I'm up to stage 13, a little hardwalled. So I've gotten some of the cafe upgrades but not all
>>499437395I didn't knew Ayamy posted in /bag/.When is the new doujin you pervert?
>>499437395Why?
resetchise friend request received
>>499437395I fucking kneel. Ayamy would be proud.
>>499438271
>>499437395Congrats shimikobro
>>499438351Good night, Anon.
Got A Cow in 80 rolls. But I got ambushed by double rabbits and a fat elf on the way.Anyway, is sMiyACKo good for general use? That cost recovery buff on evasion looks interesting. I already have Cherino, sHoshino and nyFuuka for Cost recovery for now.I don't even know what oChinatsu would be good for.
The errors, bugs and glitches were included on purpose so global doesn't get too cocky about getting QoL faster than JP. Kim nexon knew how /bag/ usually acts but he was two steps ahead.
Could a janny remove my message from club chat?
>>499438351Good night
>>499438442I hate anons like you the most.
>>499438363Then i would go for Iroha. Sure, picking Ui would future proof you somewhat, but picking Iroha should be making stages much more easier to clear.
>>499438442Based
>>499438542bricked
>>499436784kek
>>499438621>rolling to complete the early game a week earlier
Is there any particular strat for the minigame or do i just spam lessons balancing out the stats?
>>499438115I recently got a friend into the game and when he saw the new update name today he said he uninstalled it. It really does sound like some scam game what the fuck were they thinking.
>>499438556I knew it, Yongha is a /bag/got, I bet he's a seiaposter too
bros do i use my 10-ticket now since it expires at the end of november
>>499438729Wakapat
>>499438442I love anons like you the most
>>499438745They weren't epic enough for Blue Archive: Epic Anime rpg
how many brown senseis are in /bag/??
Épico!
Stacy is too strong!
>>499437395Amazing.
>>499438847I did this
>>499438101what are your options
>>499438684It will be more than a week, Iroha curbstomps a lot of a stages, sure, he probably won't be three starring them, but he will get to max cafe upgrade earlier.Though if he has Iori, Aru and Tsubaki, i would probably reconsider. Just farm to T4 equipment, get your bags and clocks and fire away.
>>499437395grats, now go fap to her official doujin in celebration. the only girl with an official one.
>>499432571>/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends:>https://rentry.org/holdingthebagGlobal 410 CuteAndFunny 20 slots open as of 22/10
JUST SIGN IT
>>499438995
>>499438542>rolled for Ako>got spooked by Saki and Miyako>one is normal version the other is swimsuitWtf is this error in Matrix?>>499394998
>>499438847Hinakek status?
I think slow blink chibi gifs are CRINGE
>>499437395Grats, how much pakeji went into this?
Bros wtf a newcutie asked for friend requests so i sent one but then he rejected it and said my maxed Bond 52 Hina was cringeThen later he accepted the request of a guy with a bond 10 Makoto!
>>499437395My god
Is this enough for hod?
>>499438968A lot, we are full of SEAanons.
>>499439173Chise, big fan
>>499439172
>>499438869Those ribs need to be tickled
>need 2 sparks for bluefes, half spark for summer arius, and 1 more spark for kisaki>want to spark band alts nowbwos… will i make it starting at 80k? scared one of the band alts won’t spook too, it needs to be both after all..
help... i keep having dreams of myself having sex with little girls..
>wake up as Prefect mob>this gets in your face and starts screaming at you for falling asleep at your post What do?
>>499437395Shimmy won
>>499438847By me
>>499437395you did it
Key love
>>499437903Sure would be nice if they could communicate that this is a known issue then instead of going radio silent. With the state of how bad EN localization is these days, communication is key.
>>499437395Based
>>499439220True Gehenna patriot.I clapped.
>>499437395Actually based
Yosh is so mean
>>499439512Did she hit you?
>>499439420Wish these were translated
>>499439252Give her a better hairpin
>>499439252yeah probably
>>499438901we all are
>>499437903ok but what about the Epic shit
>>499436776That's a feature unfortunately... JP's like that too.
>>499439379What the fuck Sensei's rapist looks and acts like this???
>>499439548They are though.https://x.com/RagingAsn_/status/1848449028331377102
F2PoorNA Club ID: 666520 spots openJesus christ why is it so hard to post here nowadays
>>499439337You are a pedo.
>>499439536She pushed me
>start event>get reverse gangbanged in the first node
After school sex clubhttps://exhentai.org/g/3098859/ae8fe41705/
So, how many years until Wildhunt becomes a playable school?
>>499439220Based newfag
>>499439330
>>499439695android pussy
>>499439695I-im not.. and they they're the ones having their way with me
Airi is just plain unsexy.
>>499439720you got lucky
>>499439767after seia
>>499439628SEO stuff
>18 shards away from claiming Haruna>29 shards away from claiming WolfseggsNext 2x hard can't come soon enough.
>ASS club event>no ass
Do I seriously have to link my account to the web game every time I wanna play/collect rewards?
>>499439375>Tsurugi post headpats
>>499439381Time to become religious
I know I pre-registered. Did they not send out the 1k pyrox yet?
No one cares but I finally got Moe for the complete SRT squad. I should probably level Miyu now that she has her UI
>>499439948
>>499439883timbros... not like this
>>499439695
>>499439941I didn't need to on firefox
>>499439924Anon? have you looked at Yosh at all?
>>499434235Based and true.
>>499439252level skills to 4 or risk being called soulless
>>499439883kids don't use the word epic
I've always loved Wappi the most
>>499439924They were this close
>>499439883I'm pretty sure it only shows that because you already regularly search for Blue Archive. If you open an incognito tab or a different browser I bet you'd get different results
>>499440131jealous of mina spook
>>499440104Why is she doing that
I appreciate the attention given to Airi for the event. She needed some love
>>499439685Forgot to add, please have /bag/ or something in your profile so I know you're not a rando
seia just wants to talkopen the door sensei
>>499440104sniff sniff splash more water on momoi's gamegal
>>499440235because life is kuyashii
>>499432571What's the strat for the hidden ending
>>499440323the joke is that she has no voice
>>499440367You need the first three stats to a certain threshold, plus a certain different amount of the fourth one. Go find a guide; you can't get it on the first playthrough.
>>499440131very cool
Do i brick myself for not playing the story and unlocking the minigame right now? i want to play the story when i'm actually ready for it
>>499440367100+ condition, 1650+ everything else
>newcutie I friended during Mika's banner hasn't logged in 173 days
>>499440367Just play enough to the point when bonuses from earlier run allow you to go above 1650 in all stats, and above 100 in motivation or whatever that stat was called.
>>499440542why are they in jail
Suzumi alt when
>>499440542the thug has been a bad influence
WHERE IS SHE NEXON
Plapping Tsurugi
>my first friend in this game was AkofagDropped that account straight away. Has been 173 days since then.
Seia isn't scary.
What did she mean by this
>>499440161
THE CHILD HAS BEEN SECURED
So.... What the everloving fuck am i supposed to do with the minigame?I tried reading, but threr's a conflict:Do i do the "max out stats" task in the first few "rounds", or later, preferably near the end?Is the above "round" the 4 part one, or the 7x4 part one?Hidden endings yield more loot, but nomrals yield more event points right? which one do i want to do? (do i do normals for the first week, then hiddens once the shop is bought out)?
>>499440542and where is the normal one?
>>499437395My knees are bending all on their own...
>easy>set it to x0.5>still faildont tell me I actually have to get good at this holy fuck
>>499440242>please have /bag/That's quite humiliating.
>>499440791Must be a regional difference
>>499440139>Hasumi could've been fatterFUCK JUSTICE
>>499439685>why is it so hard to post here nowadayswdym? the 15 min thing?
>>499440914Maybe, you can try scrolling down a bit
>>499440612they have become cath palug
>>499440690
>epic anime gameShould have SEO'd into skibidi rizz game.
>>499440974Nah, I was implying with the screenshot that it's not on the page for me, or page 2 even.
Just added a bunch of NA anons from the previous thread
>>499437506Aren't the Idol alts drawn by mx2j?
>>499441105And what about this one?
>>499440889I can't clear Yoshimi's stage. Guess I'll never see the rest of the story.At least I can still get the rewards from replaying the first stage.
>>499440810
epic for the win
>>499439628Pretty sure that one is search/algorithm shit. Since there's no tags to use.
>>499437395Damn and here I was happy to hit 70 and 71 on the same day with Tsurugi today, feels way less impressive seeing that
>>499439793you hold no power over me
Getting friended by all these /bag/gots has been epic
Soft Hanako
Help... my students keep sneaking into my room..
Huh?
>>499440889raise the speed
>>499441194I thought she was going to fall when she took a sip
I pulled both band limiteds even though I have zero intention of doing set
Why is global getting the selector ticket early? It's supposed to come out with BHoshino/TShiroko half-anni
>>499441161My hand eye coordination is fucking awful but the input is also just ass and laggy.
>>499441341your what?
>>499441341Dekamara. Big dick.
any jewtubers I can trust for an event guide?
>>499440592>>499440907>>499439352Does anyone got a link or something with all the gookakos?
>>499441374No one knows whyIt's not even the new ticket either. It's just a resale of the first one that goes up to Mine instead of cHare/cKotama
There's no way you people are this bad at the rhythm game, you fags are just fishing for (you)s
Death by Mine EX
>>499441397I think the sync setting in options can change the timing? I don't fucking know, it's not explained anywhere and I never played rhythm games.
>>499441326Start giving tour Veritas daughtes an earful. They are the ones making deals with stalkers.
>>499441507
>>499441507yesain't telling a gookakonigger though
>>499441374I don't want to sound like a doomer, but>they announced they want to speed up EN's schedule>they are going in hard with SEO>selector ticket earlyThis all points to NA having money issues.
>>499440826Keep increasing the first 3 stats while keeping the fourth one above 100
>someone makes a retarded post with Junko (again)>everyone says mean things about JunkoThat's not very nice /bag/...
Do the big pakeji reset on calendar month basis or more randomly
>>499441609What is SEO?
>>499440907How else am I supposed to know it's baggies?>>499440951Captcha, 15 minutes and email verification. When was all this implemented?
doomsisters...
I got default Saki, is she core on any yellow raid and PVP or should I keep her for secondary?
>>499439160Is the marriage certificate meme from her momos? I dont have OG Wakamo;_;
>>499441692search engine optimization
>>499441662unko
Shut the fuck up Jumbalaya
>>499441692Seoul-based CEO
I love Yosh spam.
>>499441692The head of the company
Junko HATE
spooky sexy seia
>>499441584>>499441596niggersplease
Jumbrony
I thought we liked our students in /bag/...
>>499441662don't be mean to juniper
>>499441897Why is she nude
I do it like this>day one: one of the trainings each, then do one more of the one that's the lowest>day two: one of the trainings each, then eating sweets>just keep repeating It will take a while until you max the stats because you don't get enough on the first run but some of it carries over
>>499441870good job chise
>>499441692Super Exciting Octopus
>>499441731>CaptchaDunno when was accelspammer? 2009?
Junko is not my student, she is a criminal
jabuza punched me after i called her cute
Junky and Yosh! are best girls.
>>499442014nah it was later than that, I only started browsing this place in 2010 and I remember him
10 roll ticket you get with selector ticket is permanent, right?
>>499441349ah so thats how it is, I just increase it and button mash and dont actually play it sasuga john nexon
Django HATE
>>499441949for meI asked for it
>>499441692SakiEimiOtogi
>>499442035she's my student, i lick her butthole sometimes : )
>>499442083the sensei physical abusers
Her name is Janemba
>>499442134Pretty sure it expires just before Bluefes.
>>499436101
>>499441662you make every post with zongo in it
>>499441731>When was all this implemented?Less than a week ago. This website needs it. Every single general and most of the boards are fucking full of spammers who can evade faster than they can get banned.
>>499442192Oh that's fucking evil. So that's why we're getting it early
FUCK whoever did this with a barbed wire dildo.
>>499441194
>>499441731the last two weeks
>>499441897
>>499442282Grand Assualt Sora
>>499441509Yes, but I'm not sharing it with you
god save us when seia comes out
>>499442317
Will the idol event be any good?
>>499442387>Assualt
>>499442387
Am I the only one getting thrown off by how close the keys are to each other on the web minigame?
>>499442192>Even if the sale ends, you can use your 10-Recruitment Ticket or 3 Student Choice Ticket II until 1/6/2025 (Mon) 6:59 PM (UTC)If I've read this earlier, I'd have saved 1200 pyros because I want to buy 1 ticket to get Sex.
>>499442220That's not true I post sad Michiru too.
>>499442497Eat less, fat fuck
>>499442014I mean this awful sliding captcha that I can never read>>499442237>>499442337Has it actually affected the resident schizo here? I hope so
>>499442460Deca's story is the real good stuff
>>499442469NOOO DONT RAPE ME
Jumby my beloved...
Nailed it
>already 14,717 minigame currencywell shit now I'm concerned enough about that 99,999 cap
give me a bittersweet (You)
>he trusts Normal Girls
Ok, this is Epic.How long until we see Shiroko fighting a wave of zombies by multiplying herself?
Wait, now I can't see how many artifacts I have just by clicking on them. FUCK this UI update.
>>499442828
>>499442631Yes it has, /bag/ is now scatfree
>>499442351
>>499442578Why don't you post happy Mitcher instead?You like seeing your students sad?Junkoposters are as evil as Junko?
It's the jonkler
Jumbo is better.
>>499442865I think this was the update where you also can no longer change game settings mid-battle. You have to now do it from the main lobby.
Can't stop thinking about her...
>>499442846It's so over...
>>499443000Did they ever say why you can't do that anymore?Pretty sure that setting worked fine before today's patch or whenever JP got it
>>499443038
>>499442846this is a joke right
>>499443038Stop
What is Jungy doing?
>>499435568Yea, idk why they adding core raid chars to the shop... do they not need money?
>>499442182Super Janemba
What a pig
>>499442846What the fuck am I looking at
>>499443131hey
>>499443257But I rolled for her they can't do that
Heehee
>>499442956I post happy Michiru too.
>>499443047It irrationally upsets me that there's no actual solution to this puzzle
There's only one option at this point...私様は…英雄になる
Is there a reason to pull for b.Kazusa if I already got b.Yoshimi (and got her early)? I only rolled for her because I like her and all I knew she had use for red set. I didn't even read her kit till I threw her into the team to get more points out of the event.
Ghost of Scott Apyrogy when?
Don't worry, Seiafags, she's pretty much guaranteed to be 4th anni's student.
>>499442613my hands are thin anon they just feel cramped playing so close together
I WANT TO LICK EVERY INCH OF YOSHIMI'S SWEATY BODY
>>499442956Post a happy Tsukuyo right now
*Ahem* Which OST plays in the title menu in global?
>>4994435574 in Asia means death.Interesting how that lines up with Seia
>>499443257Only 1/5 or so of characters that get added to the shop or hard nodes are useful nowadays, Natsu is just an exception.
>wake up>my students are not real
>>499442578stop trying to pretend you're the gunko poster, mitcherposter
I wanna have babymaking sex with PV 5.
ebooks
>>499443393ARONA IS NOT MY OSSHE'S JUST A BOT THAT SAYS I AM THE ONEBUT 9 BLUES ARE NOT SO FUN
>>499443509Depends on your pyro stockpile but you're almost certainly better off just saving for blufes / Kisaki, but roll for who you like.
>>499443691Just don't wake up buddy
My CPU doesnt reach even half of this when playing Sparking Zero what the fuck is happening here
>>499443509According to /bag/ the dumb fucking cat is more useful than BYosh since she has to be ue50, while the worst cat is fine being 3*I dickrolled BYosh and sparked the shitty cat for that reason. She seems to hate me as much as I do.
>>499443693I don't have to listen to you Arona.
>>499443648https://youtu.be/n67Gh4OxpWA?si=Wie7OJ-8FmW1A_YT
>no more pulling till februarynyo....
I hate it when you choose a dialogue option and the reply to it is intended for the option you didn't pick.
>>499443714Peebuki...
>>499443882Your cheeky 10 roll on every banner?
Why the fuck did Neru just call me an idiot randomly? I didnt even touch her
>>499443791Here lemme help you out, click on this.
>>499443624
>>499443768what are you implying
Managed to get band yosh in 30 rolls and still have 33000 pyros left, would I be able to spark both s.kanna and s.saori when they come out? I don't give a shit about the asshole hoshino's banner.
>>499443882You will be rolling on Kanna, yes?
>>499443729If I liked Kazusa that much my stockpile would be already gone and I wouldn't have to ask. I would say fuck it and just save my pyros if it wasn't for my desire of completionist to get a full ASS squad.
>>499443714Oh no
The charges officer?
>>499443971Wow I'm healed thank you Seia of processing power
>>499443791bruh I have a 5600x and it's running fineupdate your processor or change emulator
>>499443864Thank you.
>>499444001Ye, should be good
Akira
>>499444053They tried to respect sensei’s rights and have consensual sex with him.
Welp, got slaughtered and spent 200 rolls with no banner unitsDo I spark Ako and get someone else with the ticket, or spend the ticket on Ako and spark one of the band girls? I already have all the important students available through the selector
>>499443768I often hope for this when going to bed, but every day I keep waking up disappointed
>>499443131just play the game
You dream /bag/? I've been having non stop dreams, each one completely different than the previous every night. Wondering why
>>499444027>my desire of completionist to get a full ASS squad.Respectable, but that's (part of) the reason I'm not rolling.Natsu is the ASS I want most, I know if I roll on this one and then roll again when Natsu comes around I'll end up getting duped to hell by the kot / Yosh.
I play the minigame with my tab muted
>>499433061Logically someone pushed out the wrong version.
>>499444141just be yourself
>>499443509B.Kazoo is aoe +atkspd buff, so good for some jfd, the skill also have 3 cost, so it cheap. Yosh get the benefit of sugar rush stack from her allies, thats mean - 5 (Yosh Ex) + 2 (Kazoo Ex) = 7 (max 8) in one go. If you don't have jim, save it for bluefes is better.
>>499444197I honestly cannot remember the last time I even had a dream. It's just black until morning
>>499444053being extremely flatPunishment: Nuts replaced by Ako
>>499444197My dreams are are basically just collections of intrusive thoughts
>>499444101This is the fucking WEB game.
>>499443971Is it possible to program the Seiascript in such a way that it spawns a bunch of fractal Seias whenever you open a particular picture?
>>499443791It's something with the emulators I think, if this happened on phones it'd drain the battery more than it does.
>>499444404I opened it up in EDGE and it ran fine
im at 130, should i finish my spark? I already have the ass scrumpets and Ako
>>499442638Isn't that only in November, with tomorrow's update just moving the existing story to the main story section?
>>499444141spark Yosh
Izuna's Kizuna Dialogue song is good, she actually said "shubabababa".
Barney is a dinosaur from our imaginationAnd when he's tallHe's what we call a dinosaur sensationFuck youWAAAHHHHHHH WAHHH WAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>499444141Ticket Ako and spark kazusa, that way you can still do Set, if you care
Best student to recruit with the choice ticket? Already have most of the obvious useful ones. Torn between, Mine, Marina or HS. Nodoka. Wish I could pick HS. Shigure but I've heard Nodoka can also keep you alive in set alongside Atsuko. Open to any reasonable suggestions too.
>>499444289I envy you.Nearly all of my dreams are about deaths of family members or pets or some disaster involving them. I'm undecided if that's better or worse than the rare happy ones where I'm disappointed to wake up.I miss the dreams of being eaten by big cats or bears that I used to be plagued with.
>>499443959Baka
>>499444485Oh. There we go, thanks anon. Why is Chrome shitting the bed with the game?
>>499443650>JP Stream shows up a new student reveal>Trinity logo pops up>"I believe in a story with the happy ending!">screen suddenly glitches out and showcases picrel before turning pitch black along with a flatline noise.Would be kino.
>>499434989/bag/ and the funny meme art made me think her momos would be wacky hijinx with a hyperactive girlfailure, but her momos ended up being about a thoughtful kid who has some self-esteem issues and knows it, and just wants to know how to be better.Frankly it ended up as one of my favorite sets of momos in the game.
>>499444623Jesus Christ anonGet well
>>499442986Jumbo is sex
>>499444551Shh babzoos. Drink up.
>>499444798Reisa is definitely one of my favorite characters for sure
>took them 6 hours to send my tickets to the apropriate departmentis that how long it usually takes?
>>499442986This junny is too fat. I like her skinny as a twig
>>499444197Every 2nd dream I have is full with the people that used to torment me in middle school. Fucking middle school. I'm in my 20s, why the hell are they living rent free in my head?
>>499444551*cums*
>doorbell rings>look through peephole>saya wearing gas maskwhat do
>>499444763I don't know but whenever something like that happens I just assume a different browser will fix it.
>>499444871Can he post this?
>>499444871
>>499445024breathe deep
>>499445024They cant rape you if you get really drunk!
>>499444498Yeah typically, though if I recall, Chokmah is tomorrow. Don't know if they want to tie in the story during or after the raid period.
>>499444763Works fine on ungoogled
>>499444197I have night terrors, sleep paralysis, and associated hallucinations on a weekly basis. In my case, if I leave my closet open, the darker shadows of the closet slowly expand to fill my vision. They also breathe. If I close the closet, it's the shadow of some wires that do it instead.
>>499444871male nipples are safe according to the rules
>>499444612eh I dunno, don’t care about Set that much, but I’m only interested MAYBE I sNonomi because I love huge titsShouldn’t have rolled on this banner at all to be honest, just ticketed Ako and then saved for sShiroko
>>499444763What are you talking about? Chrome has always been shit.
why is yoshimi such a bitch
>>499442846They just fucking call everything an RPG. Does that even help with marketing or whatever?
So got both Kazusa and Yoshimi just at 200 rolls. What should I use the spark on?
>>499444197It's been so long since I've dreamed. Well, no dreams is def better than my neighbor regularly having nightmares about being fucked by futas after his (now ex) gf pegged him when he got so drunk he passed out.
>>4994453152 fat 5 furious
>>499444813Airi sex
>>499445474BYosh so you can get her to ue50.
>>499444798Reisa was a rerun unit. You can really feel the difference between pre and post release fanart.
>want to keep playing event>have to wake up early to visit my psychiatrist because I'm running out of medsBlue Archive
>>499444197I do dreamUsually about previous situations redone or just lame school ones where I have to finish a paper in twenty minutes or I don't graduate high school or something
>Accidentally translate a main story correctly for once>No one has any issues with it>The localizers angry, actually go back and add dozens of spelling errors to retroactively fuck up the chapter to justify their jobs.
>>499443463that's how the early versions of these ads worked too, no solution possible. its one of the many reasons they became so meme'd
>>499445315I will dick the bitch out of her
>>499445670Listen to the voicesroll for Midomo's banner in 6 months
*stomp* *stomp* *rumble* *earthquake*
>>499444457Yes. I actually have one ready for when (if) Seia doesnt get released during 4th anni. /bag/ will feel my wrath
>>499445839
>>499443932bro..........you say both lines
>>499446142Then why have a choice at all?
>>499444197My dreams are typically random stuff, last week I dream of my body slowly turning into a blob of tadpole eggs
eimisex
>>499445873Thank you so much Seia anon, the cold is harsh where I'm at and we might've not made it through the winter but thanks to you using my PC as a bitcoin miner we might be able to!
stinky student panties on my face
>>499444197teach me your secretsdoes it involve meds
>>499446181Pretty sure that isn't always the case - some are choices, they're just a minority.
I want to kiss my students. on the butt.
>>499444197Ive been fapping so much that I think I stopped having dreams altogether
>>499446479are dreams stored in the cum
Are any clubs actively recruiting? I'd like to join one of the bag clubs, and the limit increase seemed like a good time to ask.
>>499446552yea
>blames me>heehees
I want to pick up Yoshimi and take her home with me~
Yoshimi cunnilingus
>>499446643Then she did a 360 and walked away.
146cm
>suddenly yoshimi fans
>>499446552every single club is recruiting yeah
>>499446541Everyone knows this anon.
>>499445812Not even getting a tulpa made me feel like I had schizophrenia. I could always reason out what was happening and the fact that having a tulpa is nothing more than having a wild imagination and in my case also potent auditory imagination and through the process of obsessing over my waifu a certain processes taken hold of mirror neurons in my brain and created a persona unlike my own for the sake of escapism and it was dissociative in nature instead of classic schizophrenia, or schizophrenia at all. Especially so since classic schizophrenia theory says that it occurs because of overly active dopamine neurons which through overflow of dopamine make you increasingly paranoid and in the end begin creating voices, visions etc. I don't even have that much dopamine activity and in the end my meds include a drug that INCREASES my dopamine levels because I have ADHD and I never have enough dopamine and it's very hard for me to actually get paranoid on dopaminergic drugs. Like, I didn't even get psychosis on around 300mg of A-PIHP, which in fact is 12x the recommended dosage for this substance as far as research chemical oriented sites seem to suggest. I only got slightly anxious.
pat ur students
>>499447102>>499447102>>499447102
>>499444197I'm blessed to have eh dreams. Sometimes it's mostly nonsense based on what's been on my mind. Sometimes it's nightmares where my mother is alive and tormenting me with her woman bullshit again.The worst are the pleasant ones. The really sugary sweet ones that make me regret waking up. Where I just lay there wishing I could go back. I get those maybe once every other month or so. And what's worse is that those are the ones I forget the fastest.
Banner when
>>499435752New accounts are just fucked. All the tricks that people tell you probably won't work on a new account. My 15 year old account still works but I've never managed to get a new one working.Not that it matters. It's a sekrit klub with no real value unless you're really into furries, guro and toddlercon. Everything else you can get on other sites.
Nothing but stress dreams. Lovely.
>>499446552Every single club, just pick one
>>499447262>furries, guro, toddlerconOk, I think I'm good and look for what other Anons sent on other sites.
I want to have sex with Yoshimi.
>>499448575
Yoshimi beating my balls....
I just wanted to say I love Tsurugi, thanks.
Fluffy twintails sexo
>>499448681my fault
