Previous lamp: >>>>499053826>Online info, resources, and General FAQ if you're new:https://rentry.org/dsgfaq(work in progress, suggestions needed)>Gameplay information, and tips for Demon's Souls, Dark Souls, Bloodborne, Sekiro, Elden Ring, and King's Field:https://docs.google.com/document/d/18E8bdTK-2ODVaemrFF-v6WEDjV0htlpUOvi9lWABbM0/pub(not updated anymore, online information is outdated)
I tried making another webm but 4mb limit is not possible, when is this getting changed inb4 neverhttps://litter.catbox.moe/k4mfbf.mp4anyway what am I doing wrong in phase 2 when rusty leaves? it just ruins me every time.I can shred phase 1 almost without getting hit now as long as I don't get stuck on the thrusters when I sword.
Good afternoon, /dsg/.
>>499523645>>>/wsg/5689624>>>/wsg/5690914>>>/wsg/5693355>>>/wsg/5693551Just in case, if you are interested
>>499523879>>>/wsg/5693551>2 hours long webmnot bad
>>499523757youre okay?
>>499523879what in the goddamn dot new vegasthe resolution, and sound in that last one is dog though, while this is cool.i got the "tank" down to 25%~ a minute ago, if I manage the thrusters right by landing and avoiding he nuke shots I can probably chip him down (patch zero by the way)
ah it happened again, but i'm more aware of its weak points now.cannon hits the rear of the tank itself and does nothing if I don't jump a bit first.maybe laser or plasma weapons work better too, ill experiment later.
MARIKA'S TITS!! RANNI-SAMA?!? YOU WANT to RELIVE the EXCITEMENT of the SHATTERING but go even FURTHER??!?! WHHAA--!?! YOU are going to create an AGE but with ONE key DIFFERENCE?!?! The UNIVERSE in which this AGE will take place, will be * GULP* LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN MY WHORE BROTHER'S BUSSY?!?! And FUTHERMORE you are going to make EVERYONE 10 TIMES STRONGER?!?!? So what you are SAYING is, the SHOCKWAVES from ALL the FIGHTING will be HITTING my BELOVED BROTHER'S PROSTATE??! And each FALLEN WARRIOR will EXIT though his URETHRA and make him TREMOR in PLEASURE?!! You REALLY mean that there will be HUNDREDS of STRONG GUYS ALL inside my brother, AT THE SAME TIME!?!? And WHENEVER he ORGASMS, ALL the FIGHTERS will be FULLY REJUVENATED, ENSURING that the BATTLES go on INDEFINITELY?!?! IF someone HAPPENS to get KNOCKED OUT, they will get TELEPORTED in front of my BROTHER and RADAHN and then be FORCED to HELP YOUR BROTHER RUN an INTERUNIVERSAL TRAIN ON MINE!? WHHAAA--??! I'm NOT going to be ALLOWED in this AGE?!? INSTEAD you are going to place me in the NULL REALM, ALONE, REGULARLY giving me ONLY JUST enough TINY PUFFS of OXYGEN to SURVIVE?!!? And THEN, you will place a PORTAL in FRONT of me, SHOWING my BROTHER getting PLEASURED in REAL TIME?!?! So I will be FLOATING around in the ENDLESS VOID, GASPING for AIR for my DEAR LIFE, while being TORMENTED by the SIGHT of my BROTHER GETTING VIOLATED?!?! And I will be LEFT and ABANDONED there, LOCKED AND TRAPPED IN my very OWN PERSONAL HELL, ROTTING for ALL ETERNITY?!?! But the ASPHYXIATION will in fact AMPLIFY the PLEASURE RECEIVED to UNKNOWN HEIGHTS?!!?! CUM will be FLOWING OUT OF ME like a RIVER and EVENTUALLY I will FILL the VOID with my CUM?!!? And THEN I'm going to be FORCED to DRINK it ALL, while being SHOWN to ALL YOUR SUBJECTS through a magic PROJECTION in the SKY?!?!? My HUMILIATION WILL BE SPREAD ACROSS the UNIVERSE, MILLION of BEINGS ALL LAUGHING AT ME?!?!? YABBA DABBA DOO NOW COMITH THE AGE OF KEKOLDING!!
>>499526615Uh, no thanks
why would you reply to the ergie sigh what are some dogshit3 bills
there are only 4 bills in god the threestr swappadex flynns ringqualitydark gotthards chaos daggie
what about the jeelance no one really uses thatcould be fun on darkmaybe
if i catch you using a jeelance which isn't str infused then there will be hell to pay
eek!
poiseblob mlgs rape machine
>Romina, Saint of the Good Bud
no one here has the guts to post a dog3 shitlance 'ebm
>>499540757here's that dual lance webm you wanted
>>499528003dual lancefriede turtlegsoj quality/int nuke buildsl90 demon build
Where is bloodborne 2?Where is bloodborne remake? Why does Sony hate money? Des released with the ps5. And sold substantially less than bloodborne with the ps4Bloodborne is considered one of the games of all time WHY DOES SONY HATE MONEY????Also ,>which helmet nigga are you?
>>499540924THAT'S THE WRONG LANCE YOU FOOL>>499543984friede turtle sounds fun>>499544039i think i'm going to replay rpcs3 des>which helmet nigga are you?religious nigga but i'm not actually religious it just looks cool
>>499544039forge>>499545890yeah i think there's a recovery cancel that you can do with the stance l2 too. also 1h scythe is fun.
>>499543984>>499545890>>499546146Literally nobody used friede turtle
i used it once. i think i have a clip of it in my practically-finished 3'tage which i've been putting off for over a year.
no webmdoesn't exist
here you go
that was just 23 seconds of you eating shit
yea
so.....this setup sucks ass
no he's just bad and also going against an S-tier setup
where's the l2r2 jump attack combo
s&b is A tier not S
>>499532240dark lanxe thooo
dog3revivalNOW
age of the friede turts
age of the mokfels
raise your paw if you haven't played the games in months but still come here for some reason
shut the fuck up you annoying aids ridden troon you will never be a cat or a woman
or any game actually
aur yerr it is time
>>499551508oh those are gotthards. thought it was rkss.
>>499523458Today i learned that anything coming from space and hitting the planet is called a bolide.bolidebolidebolidebliadd
>>499523458Best King
>>499566347>fitgirl repack>deswhat? why didnt you just download the rom
yeah wtf are you doing
I haven't played in almost two years and just downloaded the DLC. What can I expect?
>>499573107what's the difference i still have to use rpcs3
>>499573335it's literally fine dude
>>499573372An uneven experience. If you avoid those scadus its not fun hard, if you collect them the challenge curve is too much like an incline and not a slope.Really cool lore and gear but the actual moment to moment experience is highly uneven.
So are any of these "soulslikes" actually good? I've tried Remnant: FTA, Lords of the Fallen (the first one) and Nioh, and lost interest about half way through in all of them.
>>499573372Expect a lot of cool lore and spectacle but shit gameplay, all of the best and worst parts of the game x10
>>499576347None of those are soullikes because the "soulslike" genre doesn't exist, retard.
>>499576347Remnant 1 is probably the best of them and if you didn't like that you won't like any of them.
>>499576641
>>499576347lotf2 sucks play nioh 2 instead you get to make a cute waifu and definitely play lies of p it's the best soulslike out there
>>499577304Those are action games.
>>499576779I wanted to like Remnant but most of the bosses are just stupid unfun hard, and after a certain point you really have to grind to really upgrade your gear (unlike Dark Souls, where grinding is an option)
>>499577359Do you claim roguelikes don't exist? Those are just dungeon crawlers right?>>499577852Don't try forcing yourself to play stuff if it isn't interesting you bro. I liked Remnant 1 but only because it was with guns so it felt different while still carrying most of the soul. I didn't say the game was amazing or anything, just the best of the soulslikes (that I've played). You know you better than any of us ever could, trust yourself over anyone here.
>>499577359Its called nomenclature because everyone uses the term. You rejecting it will not change that the term exists and is used to describe the same games by people. Denial of reality rarely fails to change reality into how you view it.
>Yuria>Quelana>Annalise>KarlaSometimes I imagine if Sellen had been voiced by Jenny Funnell.
>>499573372The best from bosses ever
would cyber sigilism fit as an artstyle for a souls game
>>499587425wtf is cyber sigilism this just looks like metal band album covers mixed with those tribal tattoos that were popular in the early 2000s or whateverbut yeah idfk sure why not.
>>499578338>>499578076>>499577852>>499577359for me a souls game must have-character creation-weapons with stat scaling to enforce different builds-dungeons connected by pathways-indirect coop (messages)-poise/hyperarmor system-parry, block, dodge roll-estus/gr***
you also need a currency that you can also level up with
>>499589678oh yeah i forgorneed a souls/whatever currency to levelalso needs a lose souls on death and the forever if u dont pick up ur stain
>demons, ds123, bloodborne, elden ringcreate your own guy, choose starting class with different starting stats, name your guy, do sliders>sekiroalways play as wolf>demons, ds123, bloodborne, elden ringmany different weapons, armour, spells that have their own stat requirements so playstyles, fashion and builds can vary wildly>sekiroonly katana but has a variety of shinobi prosthetics I guess>demons, ds123, bloodborne, elden ringeach level up = increasing a certain stat that you have control of to make your own build>sekirocan only level up damage and health>demons, ds123, bloodborne, elden ringhas co-op, duels and invasions>sekirono multiplayer
>>499591304sekiro is not a soulslike imotakes some elements but the core gameplay is also fundamentally different from soulsalso souls games dont need multiplayer imo to be considered souls. but its very very lovely if they do have coop or at the very least messages.iirc sekiro has messages right? but it wasnt there at launch or sumthing??
>>499591890>>also souls games dont need multiplayer imo to be considered souls.negative int post
>>499592308*plays dark soulsring loodbonre offline*
>>499592752*sneaks a dev message in your asshole*
>>499592752who's this semen demon?
>>499592809yeah well messages n dev messages r didferent from coop/invasion
>>499593009seek help
>>499593009old ergy anon characteridk if the dude still posts but im too lazy to checkoh wait my troon respinse would beehehe thats me :3cokay i hit all the bases now.
shut up
>>499594006and then what r we gonna do?? *winks*
you're really fucking annoying
>>499594347continue...
bumo
30 mins into DLC. Idk why everyone was bitching about difficulty. Maybe I'm not far enough, but from everything I read people were basically stating that it was immediately stupid hard.
it's not hard just the wickermen are stupid
>>499601212post your build. also the beginning isn't that bad at all.
>>499601212it's because you are a trve gvd gvmer
wickermen gave me the first and only reason to use the lance talisman (horseback dmg increase), kind of incredible
dsg
been thinking of doing a ds3 run where my only weapon is an offhand handmaid's dagger
why also you're a liar you won't
thinking isn't doingand i feel like offmaiden is the worst weapon in the game
dead gen for dead people
says the rotting tard
https://youtu.be/-WVL5qKxPSI
red rust scimi
>>499573107>>499573335answer me you FUCKS what could possibly be the problem
>>499618910enjoy the malware
>>499618983fitgirl has no malware dummy
>>499619109>he doesn't know
>>499619192i do knowi know that fitgirl puts no malware in her repacks
huh dagger tech is actually good with friede's
no webm=didnt happen
r1 daggerroll catch 2nd r1 into the 3rd r1
where is the webmalso im still waiting for that fucking jeelance webm
that doesnt exist
what 197 saidthere's no weapon called "jeelance"
okay finethe Greatlance in Dark Souls III (2016)
ewwwwwhy would I use that
>>499620265bro?
>>499530916>>499540757>>499620485pussy ass bitch cant even play with weapons if it isnt S tier meta
in what fucking world is friede's S tier
i didnt say that
>>499618910shush im plating ds2 imbecule
>>499540757i have super old webms of dmb jeelance but theyre awful
>>499619863what wbout the scythe
>>499621990these are scythe combos
>>499622118Wait but idgi you have a dagger in the rh, wheres the scythe
>>499622539THROWING DAGGER YOU FUCKING
>>499622613OhhhOHHHHHgod u couldve specified omg
>>4996226921handed scythes ONLY HAVE 2 R1 ATTACKS
>>499622760i thoyght it was a joke like u just pressed r1 3 times with the scythe and then called that a tech
>>499623198lolz
>>499623309so whens the scythe dagger r1 webms
doing my first ds2 sl1 run and this ladder + manikins has caused more deaths than everywhere else combined
>I didn't cloud save my ds3 savesit's over lmfao YEP nope not doing all that shit again just to shitpost webms
>>499629763i thought dark souls 3 was super linear if you know what you're doing?its not like elden ring and the map so huge people are like "just cheat" (no, kys)
>>499630349based dual shield mans
patch 1.17 will add the shrug gesture as a reward for doing consort hitless
dead gen
>>499632187will Conviction and Shh! return, too?
>>499629763bro your honest merchantyour tga table
>>499638351nigga he just said he doesn't like cheating
>>499638425nvm i can't read
>>499638425both aren't cheating >>499638576don't pretend to be me shithead
I don't mind using honest merch but it still takes a lot of time to setup everything
>>499620190>>499620197>>499620265>>499620485>>499620551>>499621545your reminder that jeeGVD won a $600 tourney with the glance
since I couldn't get space engineers recently i'm thinking of making some armored cores in kerbal with mods (kOS for example to name one)Elon is getting too cocky with his catch the first stage shenannigans and it got me in the mood for some engineering again.ac6 is great and all but I want to find more games where you can actually build shit with physics.>please wait 15 minutes (again) for no reasongreat website. its really worth bothering in current year.>completely arse captcha tooyeah bye.
>>499640534dark soul?
>>499640534get owned
can't wait to get home and make des remastered
>>499649186are you a time traveling bluepoint employee
>>499650076i said remastered not remake..imma just the mod the crap out of my game
...
>>499651312in what ways will you mod it?
>>499651849with modifications, retard. what kind of question is that.
>>499652524no one is this stupidthey mean are you going to put halo maps in demons souls or add some armor or what modification you muppet.>error failed to solve neither human not auto solve readable captchakill yourself
>>499652938wouldn't you like to know, bitch.
>>499653137yeah i think that's why he asked, anon
>>499653385well too bad lol.
>>499653137i dont give a fuck im just explaining the obvious since you couldn't comprehend other posters post / are trolling (its the latter)>error captcha-fuck this, remove or im finally done>you'll be back tomorrow / are here foreverno
>>499653869leave then. you won't be missed!
>>499652524>>499653137>>499653503what is the purpose of posting any of this. you clearly don't want to engage with anyone here
>>499654146i just don't like people asking dumb questions
>>499653963no shit no one can postbye
>>499651849sorry I was at work ignore that shitstirrerits probably gonna be just visual/texture mods n stuff, definitely not that one lighting overhaul mod tho that looks like dogshit
>>499626897>ds2Not a souls game.
retard
>got controller working>archstones server set upsick, up next is tweaking the game settings and then adding modsi also like how it remembers my deaths from the last time i played
almost finished this game but still wont return to the dogs
gkat scabbards look so dumb
they look cool in light roll fashion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP6z3na9pu4Did any of you ever dream invasions would end looking like this when ER was revealed? This shit is just an invader humiliation ritual at this point
old jee wouldn't have lost any of those
it was a mistake to add blues to elden ring. you kill a shitter's buddies and they're instantly replaced with blues instead of a coinvader.
which gumo had the best scythes
>>499672724DS3 didn't have 100 "press x to awesome" frame trap sticks>>499672915Literally a ganker coded game
>>499673240its not the press x to pwn, its him running into 3 people for no reason and then saying they got lucky or have shit net. old jee would walk in circles and shoot exploding arrows at their feet to anger them into mistakes
old jee would've just bow gunned them actually
>>499675265what's jaybanana gonna do when he runs out of his 30 exploding bolts
99 of every other type of bolt
jeeungus doesn't know how to use splintering bolts
yenyn knows everything there is to know you son of bitch
>>499675265He's old and doesn't have the same patience anymore, he wasted his best years on DS3
>>499678543He just doesnt care about worm
ds3 is le ded
best dlc
not just ds3, souls died after ER dlc
>>499680758worm's dlc is better
>the last ds3 host is a 50/50 verminepic
what do y'all listen to while raping retarded pvers and gankers
death grippers
>>499684574The death rattle of the host.
new jeekino setup
>>499699956why does your game look like that
>>499700238movie maker magic
>>499688808do you know the halo scythe combo
>>499703065which one?there's like 3 of them
>>499703130if you manage to smack someone with the initial l2 swing, then you get a free r1 after the projectile hits them
>>499703271Old news
>>499703414just making sure...
>>499704454The halo -> L1 combo is pretty nasty, too bad the weapon scales like shit.
>>499671892yeah
brave l1gionnaire gets pwned
why your game look deep fried
cuz it looks funny
bmo
>>499715295gmo?
tummysouls
>>499717179we're so fucking back
>>499717179You have zero (0) reasons to play as a girl
>>499717298>>499717179>>499715446>>499715295holy fuckkill yourselves
>>499717310>>499717437>>499717298holy fuckki
I'm going to bed nowfuck you all
>>499719708whore I gave you spicy webms
im going to bed too my back hurts nw
>>499719708>>499719995>>499720068gn
stupid ass piec of shit game
>>499724572I only play offline.
>>499720068>>499724572good 'ebms>>499727129leave
why does my ds2 look so ugly
because you don't smile enough
>>499728138Make me.
>>499523458/r/ ds3 firgirl repack ram fix pl0x
>>499730050just tick the ram limiter box when you go to install
>>499717310They're cute. My main was a girl in ds3. ER is a man though.
>>499724572Deserved for playing DS2
>>499730527no they fucking aren't. ds3 women are horrific abominations and no tweaking of sliders can fix their faces.
>>499730802you don't know how to make good faces
>>499730527>>499731197Shut up nox
>>499731197>>499731316...
>>499731197you do not have good faces. one million percent guarantee.
>>499730802I didn't spend >9000 in msds3paint making the perfect waifu. She's slim and looks nice casting spells. She's CUTE.
>>499730273not the install thingDS3 has leak issues where if you travel between levels the game crashesspeedrunners made a fix but only for the steam version afaikeven worse with mods you crash like a dozen of times till you finish the game
ds2 slutty pyromance r34
>>499731950this is the first time I heard about this
>>499731585speak up faggot>>499731685i do infact your faces are garbage and look like deformed plastic whores
>>499734678i think pvp clears RAM each time you finish a match since it goes to the main menu I presume (never played pvp)
>>499735580>>499736184...
>>499735580yaaaaawn...post that shit then. front and side angle.
he won't cuz he's a pussy
>>499737361>>499737720you firstand stop samefagging it's embarrassing
>>499738981>>499737720>>499737361.???
>>499738981pussy ass nigga... and why would i have to post shit first lol. you're the one who's trying to argue that they aren't dogshit.
zzz
>>499739471but why did you samefag tho?
>>499741269>>499739630he didnt
>>499741545huh
>>499737361>>499737720>>499739471>>499741545that's enough lil bro this is just getting sad
>>499742370only 3 of those were me tho..
this is your brain on sliders
KEKmirals
i swear uchi has less parry frames when you run out of FP
....
>>499743421>>499743457>>499743782>>499744089...still waiting on those sliders
>>499743782That's true for every kat but the GVD CHAOS BLADE>>499744371nigga shut up
>>499744501... so where are the sliders
dead 'g
>>499724572ds2 fans will defend this
hop on des emulator i'll help you in coop or invade, i can drop you rare shit like pure stones or the tornado head
>>499752748i passed out sleeping last night before I could install the mods then i had to go to workbut no i dont need all that imma just do a normal pve playthrough
https://youtu.be/ZKFDZXroSbc
did you know visual migraines exist?I didn't. so thanks for the 15 minute timers and shit (they are caused by stress)unsolvable captcha: kr0 N(o) N(ut) N(ovember)
Why do scrubs get so upset when a boss obscures their vision to make attacks harder to see
>>499760338how the fuck are you guys getting 15 minute timers wtf is going on
>>499761560if you clear cookies it will give you a 900 seconds timer when you hit solve captcha, every time.
>>499761653wtf
>>499761742not surprising really moot confirmed feds have been here since 2004 on /b/ at the time. its obviously not anti spam (stellar blade spammer still on /v/ for one example of clearly not anti spam, best king bot still posts here too not that i'm complaining about that bot, legend.)
>>499770587sorry i was posting in erg
>>499770747YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS GRAVE TRANSGRESSION.
>>499770812stormblade and bear roars u
>>499770928i dont play eldogshit so idk what that means
>>499771162r1s u to death with rapier
>>499771315WAAAAAAA
>>499771574>dodge this*rolls with 100 agility*
Be warned, there is one additional hollow in the area that WILL screw up auto-target, and WILL cause you to turn your back to the flexile sentry and get clubbed in the head.
a souls game on this map would be insane
>>499780149what dat
>>499780323babbdi
>>499780503hmm. ok. thanks
>>499780149this is some slav shit i bet
mungus beast roar spam episode
>>4997859962 gods brawling in the back
oh shit
>>499786921old king>>499785996solitude armor should be banned
>>499787126light rolling should be banned
>>499787215true
stat helms should be banned
slurm should be banned
lion helm and mili prosthesis hardlocked on every bill again... le sigh
>lionWe're birdpilled in this household
*sleeps you*
slorps
>>499789254seconding, thirding, and fourthing this
sleep and madness arent a thing anymore after they giga buffed the focus talisman +2
aliment tally shits on everything
>>499790885?
>>499791870idiot
>>499791870level int
>>499792332>>499791934fth is better
alright i got everything working i think, bit of an audio problem at the intro cutscene but whateveri actually quite liked how the nexus looked in the remake so i decided to add the mod for it. the other mods i have are:>HD equipment>improved shadows>HD face textures>DOF disabled>no gender restricted armor>HD fonts and gray outline removali might get the mod that disables and lens flare if it annoys me too much, i didn't install it the first time i played cuz i wanted the og experiencenow time to play des remastered yipiee!!!
>>499792498>no status infusionnuh uh
everyone i invade in ds2 just has infinite health turned onwhats the point of invading anymore
just petrify dagger them i dont see the issue
>no bone fist/demon's fistWhy did they bother making the dlc
>>499797561but u got/...beast clawandbruce jee fists?? and palm blast
>>499797775none of those have the stomp/twirl *spits in your eyes*
>>499797878but the bruce jee has kicka ash of war and there's a lot of kicks and twirls in the moveset like the r2
>>499798496>kicka waIt doesn't have any combos.r2 is garbage and EVERYTHING ELSE lacks weight
Is Miyazaki blackpilled?
>>499799284He is pink pilled
>>499798746is it rly garbage tho>>499799284bluepilled
>>499799284crabpilled>>499800024Yes, you have negative range when uncharged
>>499800218then cahrge it up
>>499800707congrats on locking yourself in a long animation
r2 is good after you get up in someone's face with the yump
>>499799284guy's admittedly a masochisthe revels in the suffering!
I demand ds3 halberd r2 webms
thats not how you ask for something
pretty please o_o
offwhip kinda nasty
>>499803086das rite. now get on yo knees and beg for it whiteboi
^ weird
i like how they buffed whips for 5 patches straight but there is still no reason to use any of them outside of urumi
>ds3 whips are better 9/10 times whips will continue to be dogged until they change the moveset
>>499804106hot*
>>499803441offanything is kinda nastyTELL ME ONE OFF THING THAT ISNT OCMPLETELY KINDA NASTY
>>499807925off spiked shield
when is the webfishing fc
>>499807925offspearoffhalberd (chop)offtorchoffgreatrapier for worm
>>499808472@gemmythey made a game just for you sissa
nu-blighttown
>>499808472Friede turtle fc comes first
where is the bbc fc
>>499799284He has a wife and a child
>>499813121what if his wife is a bitch and his kid sucks
>>499761361>I don't like not being able to see what's happening What's the controversy?
Why do people still love DS1 so much when more than half of the areas in that game are pure steaming dogshit
>>499778958I still can't believe there are people who prefer ds2
>>499818648Do you not have object permanence?
>beat Gwyn without parryingI beat the game
>>499826980>poisetankYou did not beat the game
>>499826980now do it at low poise with a midroll and no shield
>>499828216I can already mid roll with that build
>>499829220so
>>499818897bb, ds1 > des > ds2, ds3, er
>>499809264>>499808472wtf is this
how do i rkss cancel with friedes
>>499844482Fashion sucks dick and you can't rkss cancel with it.I'd recommend the dusk crown and the bks
>>499844937lol
>>499846643lol yourself
What are some actual, not shit overhaul mods for 1?
>>499848231404all mods are slop :(
>>499848231just do some wex wdcing
I don't miss splitleaf r1-r1 dealing 60% of my hp
>>499848521Maybe but I'm bored>>499848640I don't know what that means
>>499848231age of sunlight is gemmer and neko approved
>>499849213Looking at elden ring, do you think r1 r1 true combo was a good mechanic?
>>499851179Yeah, there's just a few overtuned weapons.
Today's empy rump webm
stop two-handing it you're supposed to 1h it and use the rr1
I'd pick a spear if I wanted to rr1 spam
poke rr1 isn't funny tho
Why don't you make some 1h webms then
wait wtf am i talking about scythe 1h rr1 sucks dick... what i meant is that you're supposed to 1h it and use the r2
>the r21hr2 is MID, at least the 2hr2 has combos off of the r1s .
yeah but it has a wide ass hitbox
it's still slow as balls tho
nobody ever expects it so you can use it for catches
but it doesn't combo into anything...
>>499842050cute furry fishing game where you get to talk with other players
this is why you guys are losing the culture war
>>499856292
>>499856008i'll pass i'm not trans anymore
>>499857156bitch..
>>499857231i'm a real womanGOTTEM
Is Wukong ok to discuss in here?
>>499857665yes
>>499857665no. it's a god of war clone, not a dark souls clone.
>>499857665Nope
>>499857389WHAT THE FLIP
>>499857958>>499858101:/
>>499858364Make a /v/ thread if you want actual discussion
>>499858432No that's scary
>>499859008ive made countless /v/ bait threads just for the sake of pissing people off and it always worksyou should try it too it's fun
>>499858364I said yes, why did you ignore me?
>>499860689because you're wrong
>>499808472>>499856008oh hey I saw this game pop up on my fypunfortunately when I go to search it up it just brings me alot of porn of the character so that's unfortunate, another harmless media taken over by gooners. le sigh
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>>499866613soulslike game with the tf2 mercs WHEN
>>499867458last comic whe- oh waitNEVER.
When's the frost stomp patch
>>499866613there was nothing confusing about my post mister engineer
oh my g-g-ggg
i cant phonepost anymore because of the ''spam'' filter
>>499877269skill issue
>>499878621dark twin axe l1s you
chaos corvian onyx blade buffed l2 rapes you
that's dishonest.
>>499881935tf is a pawjob, kys you degen
why is the twitch section of ds3 filled with vtubers and trannies
>>499882380paw tuah
didnt really want to "cheat" by asking this but its been several days now due to short amount of play time available to me, is there a better way to deal with wallclimbers big ass artillery tank boss? like plasma or something? does he have an "elemental" weakness? im using mostly physical (cannon, rockets, default sword)or do I just need to git gud'er in phase 2? I did nearly have him before, but their cannons fuck me up when the boosters are out of gas so I have to manage EN very carefully in phase 2
>>499886779what parts r u using depending on what arms and fcs you might just be missing all your shotsalso what weapons r h usingfly over it a lot and shoot its back lmao theres not much else to it
>>499887140frame is all default (RAD), DF-BA-06 XUAN-GE (cannon), HI-32: BU-TT/A (default sword), two BML-G1/P20MLT-04 's (back mounted "default" rockets"), BST-G1/P10, FCS-G2/P10SLT, DF-GN-02 LING-TAI, nothing, on patch zero.( version 1.0, not 1.7)
i just now noticed he has mines lol, I think I got this. rookie mistakes. besides the flak cannons which really fuck me up if I get hit at all.
>>499892240>>499891198>>499887140>>499886779which souls game is this
>>499894601newfig
gottemrusty died in one hit what a fucking noob>what souls game is thisarmored core - scholar of the first ratchet
>>499882380
>>499901092
>>499905426WHY DO I HAVE TO KILL YOURSELF WHAT DID HE DO
why are there no gingers in the souls games
>>499906934emerald herald, take it or leave it
thats not ginger
>>499906934
worm is not a souls game
>>499906934There are
>>499907651i know thats why i said take it or leave it
>>499906934>>499907916define "ginger"
>>499909890RETARDYOU'RE SO STUPID
>>499911089they are ginger dumb nigger
>define gingernohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_hair
>>499911981esl or retardedcall it
why are dogs always enemies and cats always npcs or allies
>>499912761Cats are dragons and dragons are good guys
wait nvm i just remembered the giant cat enemies before sif's arena
>>499912761do lion count as cat
>>499912761giant cats lion warriorsimp (cat)
replaying slurm its not too bad i just repress the memory of riding torrentbut yeah at least the weapons r funstill nothing as good as valorheart
>install gaem (like 2 hours ago)>time remaining 3 hoursit would be faster to go do over one of the local crack heads, fucking buy it for ps4 and install it that way jesus. im going out.
fighterpl got recommended to me on twitch playing apex legends with 8 viewerscant wait to see jee go down this path
grim
been replaying ds2 scholar lately, and everything works well for the first hour or so of play. then my fps goes from 60 to a choppy ~53 and never goes back until restarting the game. i don't remember this happening on my last pc at all. any insight/advice/solutions? or will i just be met with non-answers
>>499923171no idea lol. i keep a silky smooth 60 fps no matter what.
>>499923171that ram is way too underpowered relative to the rest of your pc parts, buy the best one your CPU can support(i assume it's a 10th gen intel cpu so buy 2666mhz dual channel)try limiting your monitor's refresh rate to 60turn off any bloat like overlays or mouse software that hooks into game processes, this includes some driver settings(don't know what nvidia has, disable everything for the game and start reenabling if this fixed it)
i hate this guy so fuckign much
lol get pwnd noob
>>499930859Why did you walk into his attack?
>>499932678most enemies have recovery time after attacking so I thought I could just run past, i forgot that this guy just completely ignores that >>499932403i will come back at a higher sl and demolish him
dark bumo
where is your rtsr swap
>2hterrible webm
like one row downI should just keep them on
>>499927923thanks, anon. how's this look?https://www.amazon.com/Crucial-2x16GB-3200MT-Desktop-CP2K16G4DFRA32A/dp/B0C29R9LNL/ref=sr_1_3?crid=2MPI8B9RLJ0V7&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.y90TUJ03QpxfJRdmcjmBFqbzdz4XUJcQYLNzOALCYAOn4rJ2tSM44T_Mq0GX4_R8BUz5YGFiZHJSLMBIrGkDE75xNAzCtK5wwywS7Q-Sio55VC3FrdAMrmEdMLIzOFod6Va8u0LhQbhpINw36RCKGYeYtl-SYlL_L5aFm2SKx0pmIpjWwnbMANp54ej3fMBylWxgjQ52jvhQ6iUWVrl_Tl7ZGOgmG9maFaY352pQC-Q.lNiG1GYi5ZITmjjoLdgVi3cey2W-J8-ZJE0Nt3O9AQ4&dib_tag=se&keywords=CP2K16G4DFRA32A&qid=1729972943&sprefix=cp2k16g4dfra32a%2Caps%2C358&sr=8-3&th=1
olright phalanx went down ez with some turpentinei also forgot just how fashionable the no armor outfit is in this game, sad fromsoft abandoned this idea
>>499943698looks fine and it's futureproofed, just turn it down to 2666mhz in your biosalso it's a good idea to plug it in and don't turn on for a couple of hours
>>499950163>greatshield ugs>dark infused >flash sweat in loyce This image hurts
>>499950473i'm a wdc ok, i wouldn't know where it will throw me in the next one
>>499950473let him cook*swaps to zullie dress and 2h longsword and dispelling rings*
last good 'ebm posted was 13 threads ago
>>499952108bro i dont even rememver the last threadalso several god3 webms were posted in this thread so ur wrong
>>499952108people who don't post webms and don't join fcs aren't allowed to talk
>>499952365bro we hacent har an fc in like a year lmao
i'm busy af... we can fc winter
>>499953769half of the ppl here fucking hate elden ring or dont play ds1,2,3, or bb lmao we’re going to have maybe at most 1 fc this year
no 'ebms... no fcs... just troon/e-celeb drama...
>>499954640wanna slurm fc today or will i be playing something else
>>499954798if we get a 3rd then sure
>>499950163>just turn it down to 2666mhz in your bios>also it's a good idea to plug it in and don't turn on for a couple of hourshow come?
the fallen jees tell a story
>>499930859Have you tried not dying?
>>499953925>>499953925i'll host a 3club soon... ish
>>499965118K.. keep me posted.
sigh
https://youtu.be/uy-F1sy60nsworst person in the jee 2v2s i have ever seen is this 1h zwei offhand rapier guy
Hello
>>499978147drink piss.Come back when the next patch fixes the game
>>499978498We have to wait for the lawsuit to reveal the hidden secret second game inside Elden Ring
>>499978615The schizo lost
>>499978615kek
>>499978686He didn't wctuakly, it just go rescheduled to January because he apparently didn't know what Discovery was and didn't realize he couldn't just bring out a power point presentation out of the blue, and the defense petitioned for a rescheduling to January. Which then now m3ans that there's 5 extra months for them to move to dismiss. I'm pissed, he's retarded
>>499979014I think you're both retarded desu
>>499978147i dont rock with ergies
>>499984109Take a hint
>>499984164Okay sorry
im not even at my pc i couldn't join if i wanted to
Best class in elden ring?
>>499987497Wretch
>>499987497vagabond for basically every melee build in the gamehero for arc buildsprophet/astrologer for pure casters
Wolnir's has Poise????
>>499991523…
>>499992279I'm not making webms
>>499992545i dident sayxanything
>>499959273i am literally better at these games than (You)
>>499930859lkls running attack
What is going on with Wukong ch 6? They tried to make it open world or something but the map is completely empty, I've just been flying around for 30 minutes hopping from boss to boss. This sucks.
>>499993637you're not allowed to talk about that here
>>499998024Where else am I supposed to talk about it? fsg has been dead for weeks.
>>499999282/V/
>>499999448>>499999282how about reddit
>189 SB Rose and 180 SB Canvas>way of white onion ring hits harder with the canvas talismanI'm losing my FUCKIGN MIND
f you're casting corona, shouldn't you use the dedicated talisman for physical miracles
It doesn't exist
does too, 'zaki just doesn't mention it in the description
Is it the regular™ talisman or priest's?
>>500000390why r u casting onion ring in 3 lmao
>>500001492cooking the god webm
>>500001993…
>saint and yorshka tallysWhy
bear roar is fun now... bear covenant... nyo more nyegger covenant..
slurm is never fun
i had fun today i was using the red bear claws and the roar i died a lot...
no webmdidn't happen
>>500005723webm.png
wowowow100 damage 'ronas
I just want to hoont as a good hoonter should
>>500007389i did 870 dabearges to someone with it its fun..>>500007586what kind of hoonter
still mad that they turned miracles into sorceries
>>500007637Recently started using it and its so much fun to smack shit withRight now though I'm still getting my ass kicked by a NG+ Orphan because I forgot to grab his Parasite on my last playthrough with my current STR/ARC character
>>500009516Nice. I love the boomhammer. Such a simple yet fun weapon. Charged heavy saved me so many times in pve, and the uncharged has deceptively good range.
did that hoonter just dab
How do i make a femboy in Elden Ring?
>>500015016i saw a really cute type A femboy in erg once but cant remember which post it was. wasnt even that long ago at least this year, i do remember him having black lipstick thoproblem is with making a femboy is that the type A body shoulders are just too wide
[Food News] Zullie Ate Some Mini Starbursts
>>500019332Black lipstick never looks good on men
>>500007759the opposite, actually
it took a zullie out of bounds video to remind me I haven't even done all the "different endings" yet. (frenzy) the int requirement for the TORCH in the dlc amongst other things (smithscript) really threw my builds off, until I up'ed them to 200, which I cba to do (no skibadi fragments, ten times)
i tried for an hour to make casters work at 125-138 without grafting but its impossible
>>500025509Sounds like a skill issue
>>500025509What's grafting?
>>500025787grafting my nuts in your lapp helm bitch
>>500025509just chug the fp zero pot and hold down meteor you muppet.i'd say you're being silly BUT they did nerf, everything, on the high end for magic mages.frankly I prefer magic knights now in ER, combo "rain" with spearcaller, and then kamehameha (also nerfed)which is why frankly I prefer int faith, which is just better.
>4 days ago>still not even close to bump limitgrim
>>500025509Low iq
added some paint after wallclimber, how am I looking?
>963>310tranny news and mechaslop is NOT dark souls
>omg you're not playing dark souls 2 how dare you post reeeeeeeeeeeeeeyour gay
ds2 fans be like>monkey noises
>>500031660'ullie news is dsg culture albeit
'um on 'ullie
petition to stop making new threads
>>500031310looks very cool anon!>>500019963is it just me or has zullie been reviewing only sour candies as of late
>>500037613agreed
yes indeed the darksign brands the new threads...the undead cannot die, don't you see? thats the real curse...
>the client is the rubicon liberation front...but, i've been war crimeing them since the start...
why is 90% of the """"challenge""""" in ds1 just forcing the player into narrow corridors/catwalks where your weapon is prone to clanking off walls or you fall if you get hit once?
>>500044557its so you actually think during combat rather than mashing r1 and still winning somehow.
>>500025509dude you suck post your 138 caster right now
>>500044557The devs knew their combat system was dogshit and that the only way for it to be even remotely challenging was to put enemies in small corridors were they couldn't be chain backstabbed.
>>500044557To encourage you to use the Claymore's R2
FUCK I almost had "fuck everything in every direction" guy first try. (some tryhard using pulse armor and 1 billion missiles)
>>500037613this tbdesu...
>Playing DS2>FINALLY get to the Ivory King fight (the snow rabbits can bite me)>The fight is Gwyn but worse.Damn. Also the story/setting in DS2 feels needlessly obtuse. In DS1 you only had to listen to 4 loredumps for everything to make sense (the prologue, the illusion, the 2 serpents). Though just completely ignoring its existence in 3 feels needlessly cruel.
>>500046180not behind my pc right now but you go ahead and post a 138 caster
>>500049986gwyn is just parry to win though, ivory king is far better.
>>500050663nta but 59 vig, 80 int, 25 mnd still leaves a free level to use, what's the problem exactly?
>>500051676*a few levels
>>500053009post it as an image on a build planner so i can laugh
genuinely thought I was dead at the end. having trouble with keeping lock on, but I don't have better scanner parts yet.https://litter.catbox.moe/un17cg.mp4the heck is coral anyway.
>>500053152ntahere is the minimum of what you actually want to do with a mage. stats are non negotiable cause dlc makes 60 vig mandatory. and casters need full blue pot. unless you plan on standing there regenerating with the blue talisman for 3 and a half minutes per bar.
>>500054136dude fuck off this isn't about pve. get your 38 mind having rl146 bitchass out of here...
>>500054823nta but just move as much of mind [or a bit of int] as you want to end and you're good for pvp. What else do you need?
>>500054823oh you're a tryhard jee metafaggot, carry on being retarded then.if it was really for pvp you'd just be pocket nuking them with pebble, and no FP.
>>500055179yes, fucking retard. why would anyone graft for pve... why would you even butt into the conversation thinking that this is about pve.
post-grafting caster hybrids at rl138 be like>carian slicer>catch flame
>>500055419why, because of FP costs?
because you have no weapon choices other than banished knight halberd running r1 spam and no stamina otherwise
fth/arc gets ripple weapons int/fth doesn't need weapons1h dagger is actually good now so you can just use that
>>500055359I but in because you think casters work without full blue potswhatever you're all retards, fuck you. *leaves*
>>500056421>>500056421>>500056421oh no whatever will i do without 38 mind*pops my starlight shards and lulling branches*
>caster>needs a large selection of weapons?
>>500056812nice cheat engine you got there competitive pvp playeranyway never ask me for build advice again, any of you.
>>500061068nobody asked you for advicealso i'll have you know that i got all my starlight shards honestly and crafted all of my branches :)
>>500061068please cry harder
>>499999999
>>500066496
>>500066496it doesn't exist
>>500000000
>>500066496>>500069904newfag
>>500069904touhou fans are incredible>>500069943shut up dude...
>>500066496hello newfriend, welcome
>>500069943newGODS > oldcucks
oh hey i completely forgot you can view other people's records up in the nexusthis guy has the most deaths out of the uniters of the world, which is quite a fucking alot for one playthrough
>>500072617i mean what's stopping you from walking forward in 5-1 off the ledge and respawn 500 times to get in the leaderboard
>>500072617>1.5 million souls obtained>almost 38 hours played>0 trophies earnedit's hacked
https://youtu.be/xDtLDjRqfFcnew 'ullie
>>500076726Wish she would use something else besides the same 3 Zelda songs
Can't have SHIT in nu-slurm
you have to sip blue after 2 giants flames
>>500077603>bread and butter fireball attack>cant get it until literally the end of the gameWhy Miyazaki
just uhhhhhhhhhhh pop 20 starlight sharts and top lel branches
>>500076726I never noticed the sword
emit force into wog....
>>500077305wrath from afar into wrath of gold
>>500080417that combo only exists in god3
>>500074495i saw another guy with 400+ deaths and 100 hours played>>500074912if im correct there is a pretty easy way to get infinite souls using a glitch, as of the trophies it might be a bug or might be hacked who knows really
>>500080559worm has wfa into greyoll's
>>500081276Bear roar is better you 1 Int mfer
>>500081332no it isn't. greyoll's hits harder, doesn't have the split multihit, and comes with a free abs debuff.bear roar is cheaper tho
>>500082226lol 17 arc
>>500082331arc/fth is better than pure faith
>>500082448You have zero weapons on fth/arc>b-b-b-but my shit spears0.
>>500082521i have ripple 'berd and axe, 'duvia, gavel, poison hand, occult star fists, bleed footwork, and then can use everything that faith has serviceably. i also get a +8 stat helm :D
webm thief did you save my roar of rugalae webms i dont have them anymore
>>500082874ripples are weak as shit at 45 arcreduvia is 1 Intpoison hand is a buff toolbleed footwork is quality and status infusions aren't for arc builds *+8 stat helm with a -5% phys attack debuff
fth/arc shines with bloodfiend fork and arm since their fth and magic infusions are still giga broken like the smithscript weapons were
I'm bored
>>500083095ripples have fine ar and the sleep is the important thing since i can combo from it. 60 arc is shit anyways nobody makes pure arc builds.reduvia is goated poison hand is still a fists weapon and therefore really strong. ez poison procs too.you don't use bleed footwork for the raw ar-5% phys doesn't matter when my seal is so good. can also use codeds just fine.and yeah the forks have weirdly fucked up damage
>>500083776You don't use bleed footwork at all.>nerfing my weapons doesn't matter
play what i play its fun
broken straight sword isn't fun
>>500083948erm...... yeah? i'm only using elemental infusions with elemental buffs. +8 stats are more than worth losing like 4-5 damage.the weapons are side tools anyways. i'll mainly be using my seal with offazur.
chuck pure casters into volcanoes
this?
wdcs are pathetic
greyoll jobbers...
cool webm
that's not a wrath from afar combo so idc
>>500066496>>500069904What's wrong with 9s?
>>500086606How did you even find this general?
>>500086783You might be retarded
well
it's true he is retarded
!!!!!
>>500089328DOOOOOOOOOOD
where's the rose build
>>500089328erm thats just trc concept art at least make it look believable
>>500089937>prequel cant reference its sequel
I have come to the conclusion that elden ring webms are not worth making.
>>500089328oh my Goddess...
>>500090201wait I just remembered SOULS GAMES DONT EVEN HAVE A MAIN MENU BACKGROUND THIS FAKE LEAK SUCKS
no the one where i used it in belurat
>>500092001He's looking at the mountains, dummyfuck.
jumo
lying bastard
https://youtu.be/5Ul1S8vHOeg
ER killed all the good 'tubers
>>500102792I don't see how vegetables are relevant
>>500103750that's not varres bouquet
I never said roses
that range tho
good range with dookie damage
game called shadows died twice but you can die like 4 times to some bosses wtf.
>>500114141Obviously the title is metaphorical
erg fc 3/4 :(
>>500117816pwned
numpo
this gen is garbage
fromsoft's next title will save us unless it's slop and then we die
we're already dead, jim
no like we die die
they haven't pulled out the hollowslayer yet
>>500089328>IIIINot>IVThey are blackpilled.
>>500125256>>500125169>>500125116>>500125023>>500124952>>500124876thoughts on uchigatana
>>500126114IdkWhich game
>>500025509I have a 140 pure mage and and regularly wreck people.
>>500126114almost always outshined by another katana. fine in 3.
>>500054136>no endurance This is why they will never remember your name.
>>500055419Hybrid magic sucks duck.>verification not required
>>500126950what's ur twitter
>>500128187xixxerxissa?
>>500128509are you the guy who tried to get that VA from the poopa ai comic to say the n word
>>500129048Why did you take that anon's bait
>>500129182nvm i found him
>>500129832that made me laugh
I just finished Wukong ch6, and after going back to the locked area in ch 3 there was nothing. Was I supposed to start newgame+? I want to fight erlang but it seems like it's still locked, do I need to really play through the entire game again to unlock the bossfight?Also, how can I increase my health even further? I looked it up online and I collected 4/5 of the permanent pills, 5/5 of the mana pills, and crafted all the minor health + mana pills. Is my mana supposed to be bigger than my health? >captcha: njtkd
>>500132146Did you try asking /v/?This is the dark souls thread
>>500132146IDK i don't play wukong
sage
I only wish for a Bloodborne sequel, just please don't make it open world, Elden Ring sucks because of its open world
how did shamshir go from tryhard meta weapon thats good, to completely forgotten garbage insta lose
easier to get poise now
>>500137742thats a good thing
>>500137742i had a guy switch to shamshir
>>500137928did you add him to call a patch 1.07 boomer
>>500137984yesalso everyone is using offhand handaxe now i dont feel special anymore
off-axe is a noobtrap, 2h tally is too good to give up
best 2h weps don't benefit from the tallyalso the passive poise/r2 patch were the only good patches
Honestly man I didn’t think it would end like this. This is a 100% it couldn't happen to me it happens to me scenario
>>500037613>petition to stop making new threads