Turtle WoW (Vanilla Custom) x0.5 - x2.3 (variable rates)Vanilla+ server with class changes and loads of custom content made by dedicated scripters, story-writers, voice actors, musicians, artists, etc. Almost all /wpsg/ anons are playing here, and it's all anyone ever really talks about.>Sign Uphttps://turtle-wow.org>Custom Client Downloadhttps://forum.turtle-wow.org/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=5143>Databasehttps://database.turtle-wow.org/>Custom Talent Calculatorhttps://talents.turtle-wow.org/>Anon's Ass and Tiddies ModCreated by an anon, it gives bigger boobs and butts to pretty much every female in game.https://files.catbox.moe/8abias.zip>Bikini modSkimpier outfits for females.https://forum.turtle-wow.org/viewtopic.php?t=12307>Coming SoonPatch 1.17.2 has a ton of new class and gameplay changes.https://forum.turtle-wow.org/viewtopic.php?f=63&t=15157Previous thread: >>499355626
>coomshit in the OPPlease don't encourage more gooners to come here
Teldrassil....Home...
>>499742776Did you really make a nelf warrior to get the Sentinel armor?
>>499743045Yes, it looks cool. Might even push to 40 to get the glaive. Maybe even 60 to check out all the new quests.
>>499743165It's not even slow considering turtle already has x2 rates because of tents and even more with warmode.I had to constantly lock my exp when leveling without slow and steady just so I could mop up a zone or a dungeon without overleveling.
>>499743165You can get a glaive before 40.https://database.turtle-wow.org/?item=61166
FMC IS THE PLACE FOR ME
>>499743514I also have exhaustion so no rested/tents for meI'm also a pussy, no warmode for me although I will jump Horde if they have it on and I think I can take them. Night Elves fight guerilla style, right? I'm allowed to be a throat-slitting coward.>>499743556holy shit I need this, going there as soon as I canthank you anon
>>499743731No problem.That quest is cool because it has two routes you can take. You can side with the Sentinels and their "kill all orcs" strategy, or you can take the Druid "let's be more subtle about this" approach, and while the rewards are the same either way, the story plays out differently depending on which choices you take. Honestly I wish they did more quests like this.
worgen males...
half the thread is samefagging nelf gooner
>>499744261I know there's a quest in Darkshore with a similar premise in the default game, although it's only the one and it has different rewards iirc?It's a cool idea, they should do more of it.
>>499744686So what are you going to do about it, bitch?
It's raining, better put the hood up.
why has sylma created another nelf to samefag with?
Come and play on Turtle Wow, milord. I'll even show you my elf's butt
>>499746269I would never say milord
>Come and play on Turtle Wow, milord. I'll even show you my elf's butt
Can’t decide between leveling my alliance warlock or paladin first
Wish I had an anon right now to sit on with my fat helf butt...
>Wish I had an anon right now to sit on with my fat helf butt...
>>499748209Post butt and I'll consider it.
>>499749207I'm busy now...
i don't think you guys even erp
>>499749930You think wrong.
>>499749624id breed this whore for days
>>499749974Ew! Gross!
>>499750072post more little slut show me that you want it
>>499749970prove it
>>499750160I'm not >>499749624 you gross retard.
>>499750531What's your IGN?
>>499750791Yeah, light coomerism for a laugh is one thing but there's the old adage of retards thinking they're in good company blah blahThread is kind of shit
>>499750932Its like 1-2 gooners, someone should make a real thread that isnt a red flag for anyone who isnt into erp
/turtleg/ won.
Was supposed to play wowow yesterday with my group of friends but one of them was called in for work... now we wont be able to play until after halloween......
>>499750791The OP is tame compared to some other /vg/ threads.
>>499750791You are clueless
3 manning arms this is the life
>>499750791>jannies help people are playing a video game
>>499750791Its likely this symla guy is the same erping night elf who spams /wowg/ and if thats the case his posts are protected from all moderation Just gross sad people all around. I don't understand how or why these people attached themselves to wow. There's so many better games for that scene. Or why they think they're remotely welcome here.
Haven't played in a year. How are the classes now? Did they gut paladin yet? What's OP these days, I want to dive back in.
>>499634584That literally doesn't change anything, since there's no debuff to prevent you from having 100% boss uptime, if you have multiple dwarf priests. There needs to be some sated/forbearance type debuff to fix this.
>>499756498>20 dwarf priests keeping 100% avatar uptime on the tank
>>49975820620 dwarf priest and 20 woyer, perfect banilla raid.
>>499758291That's how Tigole and the rest of the vanilla balance crew wanted the game to be. Ideally other "classes" would just wait outside the raid and serve as buff/teleport/fiid vending machines.
I dont wanna be a steady shot spammer i picked hunter so i could auto-shot and afk and jerk off...
woyers we must RISE UP and STOP these nerfs to woyer, no class should stand higher or near any woyer
am I a tranny if I like it when anon calls me a girl?
>>499759381Not in the World of Warcraft.
waitsisters not like this...
You fags blew your load early by starting your guild early. If you held back until the patch had a definitive date, you'd be alright. Now you're fucked.
>>499759381yes, but unironically
woyers? I prefer worgens
>>499760139What's wrong with having a few high levels to provide help and bags if people need it?
>>499760139I didn't "make" the guild because of the new patch, the two things just happened to coincide
>>499759381no that's perfectly normal
>trutleSo is leveling alive in this server? Or will I just encounter unsocial fags doing their gay hardcore runs?
>>499762765There's a lot of people in leveling zones leveled for that zone, if that's what you mean. Hardcore players are usually too slow and cautious despite outleveling the content their doing to camp an entire mob spawn. I've randomly grouped up with people often but I'm a priest leveling wand spec so everyone wants to be my friend.>>499746418>come and play on turtle wow, milord, I'll even let you smell my swamp ass
>>499763094I've seen HC people doing obviously gray content or being followed by a 60. What's the point?
tabard get!
>>499742252>formerly /wpsg/tf is this
>>499762765a level 17 hc paladin was killing the lvl 2 grell for my quest in Shadowglen yesterday and it barely fazed me because you see this shit all the time on the server
>>499764698while i dont like that, they were probably trying to get rep for the nelf armor probs
>>499763165I've seen a couple HC being followed around by a 60 but the vast majority are just HC leveling up on gray/green content. >the pointYou get fashion shekels or something, idk exactly how, but if people want to cheese it I don't particularly care. The biggest problem with people doing gray content or being followed by a 60 is that they tag all the mobs. HC players can't do that as any little mistake could kill them so even the cheesiest of HC players don't really impact you.
>>499742252Im not sure if the anims are custom but the jiggle is quite good in this version of the mod.
>>499766867where nipples
servers like turtle but that don't make me install malware?
join <Cats Eye Drama Club>
>>499769468TWoW Evoker when
>>499769468Is that link?
>>499767919Unfortunately not added to the texture, but the model has subtle bumps that result in an effect showing through on some clothes.
>>499769468Am I allowed if I'm a goblin with a small cock?
>>499765472shameful
>>499771697yeah that's ok
why divide the threads? I can't bother anon anymore by posting about turdle, quite the downgrade if you ask me
>>499773379the elf playing coomers took over /wpsg/
>>499773379We shouldn't. Ignore the title, there are way to many WoW threads on the board as it is.
>>499766867>no floppy futa cock
Elves WON and some people are NOT happy about it
Am I the only one here who plays AcensionWoW?
looking at turdle's revamps again the powercreep is going to be insane
Behold: Wallcraft>running on an old Vanilla client>Has locations from TBC, WOTLK, and Cata>Just about every race even ones never been playable exists as an unlock>Dwarves are Elementals>Demon Hunters from Legion>You have to craft your own boat to go to Northrend, and if you die there without a certain trinket on, your character gets race/class changed and can't leave the continent and your goal is to troll other players who show up>site looks sketchy as shit
>>499780264give m the QRDis it faggots crying that the vanilla holy trinity of warrior/mage/rogue not dominating hard enough? Fuck the "blizzard" vision, the vanilla balance team was sabotaged by autistic EQ2 players, so it was never good.
>>499779927I'm interested in CoA and og progressive realm if there's no BS in them and stays true to the era and stands as vanilla/tbc/wotlk+, it probably won't so i'm not that excited about it
>>499781397what if i want to play ogre right away though
>>499781950futanelf priest, futanelf druid, futanelf rogue, maletroll shaman, i'm very creative
>>499781950>factionAlliancesissies obviously>class...i have no ideai'm running out of classes to play on helf and might have to roll paladin again
jesus christ the high elf starting area is so obviously half baked it's embarrassing
>>499750791/vg/ has been plagued for years by countless gachashit generals that are 99% dumping .jpgs and gooning, and this is what you have an issue with?
>>499783235it's so much better now than it used to be
>>499783327I don't play gachashit. I don't interact with gachashit.
>>499781901That's fair but I still enjoy the random server. Leveling is still fast with BGs and group MS. Also you'll get a great build eventually but you'll always see someone else with the most broken build ever.I find it harder to level to 60 in turtle because I always want to try new characters spells and builds which Ascension is geared towards. It's like an arcade version of the game>>499782128I doubt the OG realm is going to stay true to what wow is. The changes they make to classes is going to be drastic
>>499773379Because one random retarded decided to do it and was the first one to create the new thread.A separate turtle general was already tried last year and it didn't last a month before /wpsg/ was reunited.
looking a bit drippy
>>499784827looking good sis :3
>>499784093>no buffs to thiswhat a sad excuse for a server
>/turtleg/
>>499785294thanku/pat
>>499784827Remove cape. Turn around. Show butt.
>>499789272what if i take it all off instead...~
>>499784093How the fuck would feinting reduce threat? Wouldn't it raise it? Or increase your chance to dodge for a second? Or make your next attack a crit?
>>499790891Perhaps if you look at it from the perspective as feinting to make the enemy think you're too scared to hit em
>>499789793Now this is playing into my fantasies, go on.
>>499790891It's not a boxing "feint" it's a more like a lie or deception feint. If there's a physical component it's more like putting your palms up towards somebody when they look your way.
>>499791419ohnoe...
>>499789793oh im cumming
>We also are happy to announce Mistblade 3 FRESH realm arriving in early December! <Mistblade 3 Unveiling the Unknown> December 7 marks the release of Mistblade 3, cloaked in mystery and new power, with new enhancements available: >Custom quests invite new PvE champions into strange lands.>Legendary pursuits will now echo across the realm.>Raid challenges have reached new, formidable heights.>Loot rewards hint at unexpected bonuses.>Motes and Spirits of Harmony will now be unbound.>Fresh ways to empower alts and aid progression.>PvP quests emerge, along with an elusive range of items for the keen-eyed.>The Conqueror Challenge strengthens, Solo Queue intensifies, and season rewards take on a more competitive edge.>Battleground matchmaking now balanced for strategic advantage. Ancient quests reawaken, experience and professions reach new heights, and the mysterious awaits in Mistblade 3, an era like no other!More specifics on these new MB3 features will be forthcoming!
i'm jerking off my BBC to this thread, keep going
>>499789793What server? I don't see a skelly option in Turdle
>>499793352It's a halloween costume
>>499793319Is it supposed to be mop+ or something?
Anything I should know before I try healing for the first time at ST?
>>499793352go to an innkeeper and get spooked
>>499794010dont let the tank die
>>499794010Nothing you shouldn't be able to learn to handle in the heat of the moment
>>499793319>freshI'm not a zoomer with ADHD.
<persona non grata> on tbc 5 man
>>499782138Too bad, reach exalted and like it.
>>499793319PUMP PUMP
>>499793319Nice
The day of the rope cannot come for Mages fast enough.
There never has been, and never will be a wow vanilla server that isn't ruled by either warriors or mages.
Are there many people leveling in the world on Warmane's Lordaeron?
I hope Turtle adds a new 5man scaled for BWL geared people or something
>>499799285woyerchuds OUT
AoE farming wouldn't be nearly as bad if PvP was no longer optional.
Will Sylma let me tongue her hairy hole?
What addons for Turtle WoW are a must? And are they safe? Feels sus having to DL all these unique Turtle addons from various sites and not just have the old 1.12 addons
>>499804362Aren't most of them just on github where they can be checked for dodginess?
>>499804542No there's a quest add-on on a site, apparently it's a must have
>>499804768oh pfquest? it's a must-have if you hate the idea of missing a quest or having to explore for them yourself but if you're just playing the game you dont need it
>>499804768pfquest is on github though
>>499801649yes but it tastes like tauren and orc and warg
downloading client for first time, anything i should know before going in?
>>499804362Pretty much no addon is compiled so you can read the code no matter how it gets distributed, i don't know if compiled LUA is a thing or if WoW would even read, most likely not to the latter
>>499806409would even read it*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1229EGBxb8turtlesisters we won
>>499793319Bros, we're going home
will you guys stop playing turtie when blizzard drop classic+ in 3 years? sometimes i get anxious about comitting to turtie because i know blizzard will eventually release their own shit
>>499809408That's enough time to get done with turtie
>>499809408They already did Classic+ with SoD
Playing Webfishing with my TurtleWoW boyfriend
>>499809408I will never give money to blizzard
>>499809408they had their chance with SoD and dropped the balli'm not interested if it's going to be another re-release of Vanilla
>>499811861SoD was such a fucking cocktease. They needed to add 10x more things than they did.
>its great the devs are giving us all these graphics updates and all this class homogenization, now we can truly play vanilla the way it was intended>They are transforming the flavorfull stinky cheese that is wow classic, into an industrialised tasteless paste in exchange, Very greatwoyerchuds seething
>>499809408they already did classic+ and it sucks
>>499812467this is me when i don't understand words and their meaning
>>499812467Seething spriest cuck SEETHING discChads are going to top the DPS meters. Why don't you put on your black face and dance your stupid little minstrel dance.
>>499759943>probably todayDay is almost over and it hasn't been updated yet, waitchads are still winning.>>499793319over half of those bullet points are basically nonsensical/meaningless without any more details provided.
The HR shit is pretty egregious, it never used to be this bad>HR flask UBRSThen I have no reason to go!
>>499809408>when blizzard drop classic+But TBC was released like 17 years ago.
GM of Cats Eye did you mute new invites?
I raped hard in dungeons today
>>499817287anon is shy like that
>>499817287>>499820526I didn't see anything in /g so I didn't say anything.
>tfw no loot from the dungeonoh...
>be me>always refusing to join Voice Chats because i'm ESL and have a thick accent>people think i'm a tranny because i also play as female (not gonna stare at a dude's ass all day)AMA
>>499821306how long have you been on HRT?
>>499821024I logged in, said "helloo", no one answeredSome based anon left the guild to make <Cute and Funny>I let someone new or whom was rerolling his char in, no one greeted himI ran ST with another anon and disappeared since sleep deprivation finally hit me
>>499821665I don't think I have seen anyone speak in this guild
>>499822000Some anon often can't see anything in Gchat at random for unknown reasons, perhaps the same happens to you?
>>499821306I do this and people just get sad because they want to hear you and get to know you better qwq
>>4998216202 years
>>499822252disgusting character name
>be me>always refusing to join Voice Chats because i'm ESL and have a thick accent>people never doubt I'm a man even whey I play female characters (not gonna stare at a dude's ass all day)Don't bother to @ me, faggots.
>>499822252saw this pervert under a tent in Tanaris earlier>>499822831cute...
>>499824435I winked at him and he didn't even respond :(
I-..I didn't think I did? Is it normal for Kaldorei to be cataclled on the streets of the human capital?!
/wpsg/ needs to stop bullying torta
>>499825132he sounds like a woman and he's right
>>499825014>I-..I didn't think I did? Is it normal for Kaldorei to be cataclled on the streets of the human capital?!yes
>>499825132increase the bullying, got it
>>499825132link to comment otherwise it's AI forgery
i can't stop imagining torta farting while taking care of the server in her pidoruski basement
I'm grinding!
>>499825132chiggas will believe anything
I should have played an Alliance character just so I can see the qt elves while idling in town...
>>499821306>be me>always refuse to join Voice chats because I'm a tranny>people think I'm ESL because I also play browns (not gonna stare at a colonizer's ass all day)
>>499826179More like the dumpy of sharts
>>499825132Gib link or it's fake and gay
>>499825132Cyberbullying should not be tolerated, I think its only fair to wipe anyones character who posts on 4chan
>>499827327>he doesn't know the same browns colonized the actual browns
>tankbro switches to his mother tongue to give instructions
Dicklet.
>>499829553stinky hordies will literally die if they don't have an aneurysm at least once a day
whisper me if you want them attached to your booties for free
>>499830101Sent ;)
>>499829553That's what you get for giving horde players the time of day especially taurens
When patch?
>>499831195delayed :D
>>499825132>im a girlYeah, we know Xienna.
>>499829707rapemachine
>>499743045you don't have to be a nelf to wear the sentinel armor btwsame with non taurens being able to use the totem 2hander, you just need the rep.
>>499825132That 4chan fella sounds like a real piece of work, I tell you.
>>499829707My femnelf is giving buttjobs to this dicklet while sucking a hung orcbvll
>>499832267ok pearl
omw to bully black dwarves and orc scum!
>>499781397do they have decent ogre female models or is it just ogre male with lipstick on like the other server?
>>499825132why is he so offended? he's insulting the trans community
Hmm today I will run SM Arm
0-4 Paladin5-9 Warlock
isn't a great dungeon but at least it's pretty
>>499836925Jesus christ what is this dogshit chromatic aberration filter you're using.
i wanna start turtle wow but uh i have a few questionsare the current talent trees in https://talents.turtle-wow.org/ whats going to be implemented or what it already is? is it gonna change?help me decide on class to roll uwu
So there I was...>>499837625Those are the not yet implemented talents
>>499837740Yeah, these are healing pants!
>>499837740ah i see, so if its going to be those i should make my pick based on these since its wahts gonna be soonalso i heard theres stuff like night elves priests with bows, are there any other unique race features similar to this?im thinking of rolling a rogue but im not sure
>>499838063Nothing really that unique but from I can gather bows on nelf priests is just a flavourful lore memeRogues are fun in my opinion and you'll get axes soon, I was thinking of levelling my orc rogue when the patch hits
>>499837467works on my machine
same here
>>499838063>>499838589rogue is the worst class on turtle by a mile and they're not getting anything of note with the update
>>499838895Rogues are fun, I didn't comment on performance
>>499839118it's fun until you realize you're a pariah and getting mogged by everybody
>>499839118If it doesn't bring you to the top of the dps table is not fun >:(
>>499839264yeah considering the class doesn't even bring any utility like the restthey also suck in pvp on turtle
>>499839223I could see myself having fun in PvP but I will say I could see myself seething watching warriors take all my leather>>499839264Each to their own>>499839380Maybe the Subt spec will be fun for utility
>>499839380>yeah considering the class doesn't even bring any utility like the restwhat do you mean? rogues are useful to have around, not so much in raids but it doesn't matter there
>>499839434>pvpbottom of the barrel and it'll be even worse after the update>Maybe the Subt spec will be fun for utilityif you enjoy being a cuckold for fury warriors then year sure, it's the humiliation ritual spec>>499839487your only use in raids is having a slightly better sunder armor that's also massive pain to maintain and gimps your personal damage unlike sunderother than that you're a second rate damage dealer and you also compete for gear with warriors who are the undisputed kings of vanilla and outnumber you massivelythe class just doesn't respect your time and dedication>t. somebody who raided on turtle extensively and has all bis gear
>>499832267Honestly Big Ass vs Small Cock is so hot.
>>499840364thisi love having a big ass irl god bless genetics and squatswhat class will be the most different when patch hits?
>>499839941Thanks for the info. Will melee hunter or Enhacement shaman be any good?
>>499840692enhancement is getting gigabuffed so maybe? i don't think melee hunter will be anything but a meme but who knows
there's a helf in ratchet
>>499840364>big ass vs. small cock>big ass + small cock
I had a run with a melee hunter that ran maraudon 252 times or so just so he could spam wingclip with a one hander and extra hits gear
>>499837740May I sniff your fat fucking ass please Guild Master?
>>499842184Sorry people asking for stuff turns me off
>>499840645That's fucking hot.>>499841619Both are good.
>>499842184>Guild Master>he doesn't know
>>499842360both are good
>>499842447It's Sylma though, right?
>>499842563No unless Sylma has an extra persona with discord account, characters and everything
Is it true Russians run Turtle WoW?
>>499842563that image is sylma pretty sure but sylma is not the guild master
what if we kissed and held hands in the scarlet monastery?
>>499830427I never received anything
>>499843996very UwU
i like the game so far
>>499844923yea...
>>499843732the admins are trannies the playerbase is tba trannies
>>499837740pure sovlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqdcvGO682Q
>>499825132>"TROON">MAN POSING AS A WOMANThis rant is absolutely based as fuck, especially the part where Torta admits to using AIM in 2024.
>>499825132>>499847686Torta is Shenna aka the turkroach incel larping as a woman who destroyed Feenix.
kind of getting that itch...how do i find horde to erp with as a nelf?
>>499850352rabbi you're on the wrong board
i already died 9 times in that fucking gay nigger night elf cave ffs
>>499851204Imagine getting filtered by a children's game.
>>499851204lol which one
>>499851294I'M A FUCKING KEKY ROGUE, MY ONLY PURPOSE IS TO BE HUMILIATED AS I KEEP TRYING TO MAKE TOP KEK GANK MONTAGES ON YOUTUBE. I'M A KEK, I LOVE BEING KEKED, I'M A SISSY, I'M NOT A MAN ANYMORE!....>>499851391Ban'ethil
>>499851434>rogue pvp montages>on turtleIf you mean montages of you licking the floor then yeah.
>>499851434yeah the burrow is pretty rough, especially if you don't have an interrupt for the healers>I'M A SISSYjiiiiiiiii
>>499851204never going into caves alone anon, do you want some help?
>>499851541>>499852009>>499852052i'm already out of the cave, thanks for hearing me sperg out. i got saved by a hardcore player... else i would die by the 10th time
Hey so I'm thinking about creating a pandaren character on Turtle and RP'ing heavily as I level as a drunken debauched panda man who is wandering Azeroth in search of rare alcohols, drugs and whoresWhat class would suit a sort of wandering monk best? I imagine a staff wielding warrior?Any other tips?
>>499852418actual brainrot
>>499764470Their pisscord trannies astroturfed this general.most of the /wpsg/ members moved to /v/ to shit on turdel
>>499852418Are those the hags young people hagmax?>>499852391Warrior or monk.
>>499852765Monk isn't a class in Turtle thoughMaybe I will go a melee hunter with the new patch changes, use a staff and incorporate finding rare unusual creatures into my RP
>>499852759>most of the /wpsg/ members moved to /v/ to shit on turdel???
>>499853058i think he means>most of the /wpsg/ members who like to shit on turtle (read: the one schizo with an insane grudge) moved to /v/ to shit on turdel
UE5 better give us a ton of body sliders and character customization in the creation screen.
>>499853535bro it's the same game just with ue's lightning and some texture sharpeningit won't happen anyway
>>499853535NOOOO!!, DO NOT TOUCH THE OG MODELS YOU MONGREL!!!
>>499853535it will balance classes and make custom content that isnt shit too
>>499853878heh
>>499853058Everyone who played on other Pservers had enough and moved to /v/ only turtleshills from their pisscord like akalix here >>499853364 are derailing the pserver generalAlso most people moved to Ascension Area 52, aka the non gambling garbage realm
i miss mistbladei miss seeing panda sluts posted
>>499853630almost certainly the case but i have hopium if we're lucky, the new mod support will encourage a few coders to develop new features
>>499855368Just another month now
>>499853630If someone does manage to get ue5 to act as a client for a wow server it pretty much means they can do whatever they want mod-wise, it wouldn't even modding at that point
Wait, so... what guild do I join once the patch drops if I want to play with Sylma and the rest of the anons?
anytime now...
>>499856595just /w sylma for your initiation ;)
>>499856595I hope your like cats
<Gorillas Banana Exercise Club>
>>499855941this means Blizzard will find where they live and send them to prison.After the nintendo shitshow with the emulators, they probably know where shenna lives and how to convince her to stop.
>"""convince"""
>>499856595sylma joined that tauren and orc only RP guild not sure how...?
>>499857707it took a huge wallet of money for ryujinx to die, how much they would ask?
>>499857714>he doesn't know about the vip female allies in the guild
>>499857882for the owners of a $10,000,000,000 WoW server???that's at least a multimillion dollar contract right there, under the table of course
SYLMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>499859857Hello?
Dicklet Goblin Adventures isn't any fun yet, I should fill out my TRP already.
>>499859857Speak your mind
please name the known ERPers so i can peruse their TRPs and decide
>>499864105no
Server crash?
>Another server crashIt's over for Turtle soon
another plane has hit the turtle
stop crashing the servers americanbros
what addon do people use for RP profiles on turtle?
>>499865765Turtle Roleplay (TRP)
>mfw when you're in the world boss mafia and know when server crashes because they ping for ostarius
Vanilla client makes Turtle unbearable to play on imho.Its performance is suboptimal and it's lacking so many common features compared to Wrath or even TBC clients.No, I'm not downloading a dozen addons just to fix the client's shortcomings. Maybe don't make your server on the worst WoW client available.
>>499870437It only took them like 3 years to fix combo points going away on detarget or targeting something else. Then they reverse engineered the shitty vanilla client to add cash shop and mount/pet/toy tabs as well as a transmog window.Instead of just using a client that isn't dogshit. The absolute state.
>>499870437
Hi anons, lvl 48 huntard on Turtle here - first time lvling on this server, I have a question where do I get a good ranged weapon before the dungeon gear grind at 60? Any quests or dungeons in my range?Also should i go for tribal or dragon leatherworking specialization?
>>499872035I recommend going into an mc pug as soon as possible and reserving the leaf from executus, it's a 50% chance to get either a priest or hunter quest item so extremely good oddsAnd as a bonus you'll probably nab the guaranteed tranq shot book so you can start legitimately contributing to raids
>>499872035You could get the crossbow from Alterac Valley by just spamming it and hoping for a win, easy enough and you can grind harpies or something for XP, make sure to pick up the AV win questThen there's good ranged weapons in Strat and LBRSI'd personally fuhgettabout LE specialisation, unlikely you'll craft any gear that's really worth it given how easy it is to get into MC/ZG/Aq20 pugs
>>499872586>>499873304Thanks anons, 2 more questions> reserving the leaf from executusReserve? I mean can I do that as a random puggie, unless you mean make&lead the raid, but problem is idk vanilla raid tactics.>you'll probably nab the guaranteed tranq shot book so you can start legitimately contributing to raidsSo are huntards useless before that?
>>499870437what performance improvements could you possible need? game runs fine, a couple of frame drops when Stormwind has a gazillion people in it is whatever, what do you need 700 fps for anyway?
>>499873573Most pugs will give you a link for a site where you can choose from a list of all the items that can drop and everyone gets to pick 1 or 2 to soft reserve, meaning you get a priority round of rolling before the rest of the raid or just get it if you're the only one to reserve said itemWhat you might be seeing in world chat is the raid leaders hard reserving something, meaning no one else can compete for that item>So are huntards useless before that?All dps classes aren't great before they start getting items so don't feel bad about that, but having an enrage dispel is valuable utility that you can easily pick up. It's set up so the first mc boss always drops a book to teach it because the second boss has an enrage that needs to be dispelled.
>>499872035Its half the reason I dont go back, the other half is the server has made half an inch of progress in a year, not sure in which direction
>>499874304>Most pugs will give you a link for a site where you can choose from a list of all the items that can drop and everyone gets to pick 1 or 2 to soft reserveAh I see, is there any addon I need for this ingame to keep track or nah?
>>499870635Technically that combo point change is in the next patch, which won't be coming till Nov/Dec, so it's not fixed yet. And they didn't reverse engineer anything, they just swiped the code for their cashop 1:1 from another server.
>>499876049No addon. You could get atlasloot so you can check what you can get out of a given raid and what chance each item has to drop so you have a better idea of what to pickThe site will need you to sign in using a discord account, but a freshly registered throwaway should work just as well if you don't have one/want to prevent any links between your REAL account and the degenerate erp you engage in on your character
>>499873718Performance drops to 15fps in 40mans on modern machines, people crash all the time. It runs like ass and the client is so shit you need multiple dll injections to get good addon support and basic tweaks/auto stop-cast.Literally the only reason we're getting more pet slots on turtle wow next patch, is because someone else had to prove to the devs that it's possible on this garbage tri-cycle of a client.
Is warrior a newfag friendly tank class? I wanna tank but not sure what class to pick on turtle.
>>499877224Vanilla tanking essentially just boils down to spamming sunder armor and being intelligent enough to use bows/guns to pull enemies intelligently. You can easily do it if you have 90+ IQ
>>499877458I see. I wonder why people don't want to tank then, looks like it's always tanks missing.
>>499877965I think it's mainly because it's boring, the main tank class sucks to level and for some people it's probably just because they're afraid of tanking because you have to know more and take more responsibility. You don't have the same shortage of tanks in WotLK and beyond when they made tanking more fun.
Waiting for 1.17.2.
>>499878716ummm maybe we could level together and do stuff... all three of us that is hahaha
>>499879412Maybe.
Hello,I'm testing TurtleWow and I am really surprised by the general quality of the quests added to the game and general care around them. Like if the people doing this were ancient blizzard employes ?
how do I make money with leatherworking? heavy armor kits?
>>499888270>how do I make money with leatherworking?Open your character tab and go to skills tab. Click on Leatherworking and then click the little red button with a crossed through circle on it.
>>499888270Travel back in time and be part of the guild who camps devilsaurs on a FRESH server, simple as.
>>499888270sell your bussy
Are there really 5k people in Stormwind right now? What the fuck? Last time I played Turtle there were 2k people in the entire server. Did something happen?
>>499898861We're all sucking our dicks.
Is there any addon for banilla that can enhance one button press to open a menu to press other buttons but that's not ring menu because that uses your second bar and clicking is a bad idea? (i miss opie). I have way too many binds and i still need more
>>499900776you don't need to hotkey your food and water, just click non-combat abilities like a normal person
>>499878716I planned on respeccing to shadow between 30 and 40. I'm level 34 now and playing chicken with the wowdevs about this patch. As much as I love disc, and healing dungeons is a breeze, I'm feeling the fall off that is vanilla priest leveling 30-40. Torta, if you're reading this, can you drop the priest changes and do the rest later?
starting to think November 1st anon was right
>>499904553I might level to 30. As per the patch notes, the first rank of Aspect of the Wolf will be the same as the only rank is now, and I think you get it at 30. Kind of lame you don't get much else for a melee hunter earlier than 30 though.
tfw
Leveling alone sucks....
best low level tank for a brainlet?
>>499907174druid
>>499904008Is this not normal? I'd add more binds, get rid of emotes and auras, add lower versions of skills, ad greater blessings and reshuffle things around however something like opie would make this 100 times easier and natural, clicking doesn't feel naturalPerhaps consolidate a few things into macros as well but i like having options, i had another bind for more food but i'm since adding more skills now
>>499907174PaladinYou need to hit level 20 first but after that you just hit consecration
>>499907268>bop and bok on 1/2, strafe keys unbound (ok if you rebound them to a/d) and whisper reply/bag key also unboundactual psychopath
>>499907174druid or pala, pala is easier to get aggro but if you're not mana efficient you're going to be drinking for every pull/other pull and that's yikes
>>499905442So aspect of the hawk is level 10 and you still have to wait until 30 to get your first wolf rank? Custom pserver devs are in absolute shambles
>>499907508I strafe with A/D, bag is F2, response is /r
>>499907723F1* for bag
>>499907508>whisper reply buttonwhat is this autism just type /r like a normal person
>>499907174paladinjust bodypull and drop Consecration>>499907268by the Holy Light... exorcise this demon...
>>499907697Yeah it's kind of dumb but at the same time you don't really have many melee abilities. At least the 1.17.2 will add some more and allow you to also weave in shots with Wolf up but still weak that Wolf's first rank will be 30.
>>499907723>>499908151No spec has so many buttons (especially in vanilla) that you need to forego the convenience of one button whispers for another keybind.
Druid fucking sucks early levels it's like a way worse version of priest
>>499909078R is too good of a bind to waste it on reply. I've been thinking on rebinding it but i get lazy when /r just works
>>499909617yeah druid is pretty slow going until you unlock more animal formsit gets a lot more bearable later on
Give it to me straightDoes anybody even raid on turtle?Or is the endgame just all discordtranny erp?
>>499911203>>499684073both?
i want patchy nowI want knotty now!!!
>>499911587This you want?
I want to play on TurtleWoW but there is so much controversy and suspicion around the project. Torta-Shenna? Spyware on the client? These things dissuade me from playing. Please convince to me otherwise, for I desire to play on this server.
>>499912683Did you see that one elf's butt?
>>499912683Use a virtual machine and you should be fine.
>>499912683Do not play on Turtle.
>>499912683the server has been up for 6 years
>>499912683we have cute nelf butts
>>499912683>Torta-Shenna?completely irrelevant even if true>Spyware on the client?no proof of this has ever been postedyou've essentially been duped by a schizo into being scared of a nothingburger, don't forget to put on your tinfoil hat when you go outside because someone on the internet said the government can beam 5G aids into your skull
>>499913210>completely irrelevant even if truewhy
>>499912998What good will that do me when I'm leveling solo, because all these erp sluts are max level?
>>499913578Not him but what would it matter if Torta were Shenna?
>>499913590I'm making a level 1 slut on new patch 3:
>>499913743bad actor
>>499913913But what does it matter?
>>499914004>how does this affect you personallylol
>>499914117I'm curious how this affects anything and you're just avoiding answering.Let's say Torta is Shenna. Okay. Then what?
I love interactions like this.
I'm trying not to spray all over Sylma's butt
>>499914332then it means a bad actor is in charge ;D))D
>>499914642Shut up Sylma.
I'm still going to play on Turtle.
>>499914736But what happens? What does Shenna do that's going to hurt anything?
Running LBRD soon if any anon wants to tag along
>>499915860send a pack of gypsies to my house and break my kneecaps
>>499916230Oh no!
>>499914332I haven't transitioned yet so I don't even know who Shenna is.
>Fashion Coins
idk about turtle drama, but isn't the jist of it that shenna was selling gold on some other server with another dude and now people think she is Torta?Isn't that the worst she's done? If so she isn't really a threat.
>>4997599432 days have gone by and still nothing, lmao
So about Turtle Wow, does it use the old Vanilla client or does it use the newer Classic one?And what about the weird censorship Blizzard applied to it? That been undone for Turtle?
>>499918505you can use 1.12 or 1.14 via hermesproxy or the chinese one iirc. Idk about any of the blizzard censorship tho
>>499907268What the fuck are you doing
>>499918276how become nude in twow
>>499918620playing vidya
what are your favorite erp-spots on turtle?
interesting how no one ever mentions that there's a cash shop on this server>1 EUR -> 10 tokens>282 for a race change>bank, mailbox and auction house companionsliterally the same prices as shitzzard with even more OP items than the retarded paypig dinosaur they just released
>anon trying to steal my romantic ERP hotspots
>>499918609
How many players does Turtle Wow currently have anyway?
>>499920337>paying for something you get for freeif you level up doing slow and steady you get 200 points.
In TurtleWoW, what is the most used RP profile addon? I'm using TurtleRP but I do not see anyone else with a filled profile.
>>499920980Open your map, there should be little dots of all the people who have profiles. It can sometimes take a second or two to load since it uses a custom chat channel to spam addon communications across.
>>499921316I noticed, but those people have empty profiles.
>>499921403I'm unsure, I have to imagine just like on retail RP realms people download the addon just to check out profiles rather than also contribute.
>>499921403i get distracted playing the game that i always forget to fill out my TRPi will not apologize
once, long ago, i used to have friendstoday i have nonehow could i find a mate or someone to go through HC together? i feel like with some company the journey would be much easier
>>499923734I was playing hardcore with a few other anons. The issue was we kept having anons die on us while solo leveling and eventually too many people lost interest in re-leveling/waiting for others to level.Your best bet is to just level with people from the hardcore chat. Ask people if anyone wants to level together when you log in and make friends that way.
i wont play on turtle until shenna gives me JOI
>>499923734Same, I want to play, but solo sucks.
>>499907268>keybinding auras>keybinding emotesokay well first of all, you're insane. second of all, clicking party buffs is totally fine. when i play paladin, i usually keep my main buffs (wisdom/sanctuary, light, freedom, protection) on easily accessed keybinds and anything i'd only use in a party situation i put on my numpad. these could also be clicked but its up to you, really. for auras, you generally never need to swap them unless you're playing solo. i have a macro that swaps between concentration and ret aura, which is what i use 90% of the time. stuff like exorcise or hammer of wrath can be folded into help/harm macros. i usually have them bound to buff righteous fury or divine shield when not targeting an enemy.rez does not need a keybind, just put it on ring menu if you really want to get it off your bars. same with turn undead, ask yourself how many times you regularly use an ability before you decide that it needs its own dedicated hotkey.
>>499923734>>499926273would you be willing to play with AI powered by ChatGPT (TM)
I wonder how she'd feel...
>>499923734you must stay in-character at all timeslong distance communication must be done through the mail system - NO WHISPERS ALLOWEDin the case of a player death, a funeral will be held to honor their memory
>>499928198will i get blowjobs?
>>499928415that would fall under>you must stay in-character at all times
>trying to come back after a year away>want to raid since I've never done bwl and past>realize I have to find a guild that can speak english and has decent raiding times>I play a rogueman I really fucked up from the start.
>>499927783do it
>>499928803>roguelol, lmao even
>>499929062She left I couldn't show her my small cock.
>>499928803>>499929428whats wrong with rogue? :(
>>499930106it's the turtle cumrag
>>499930106ignore the anti-rogue schizo
>>499912683turtle devs suffer from severe retardation and dont understand anything about the gamecomplete total amateursits not even vanilla+ anymorethey think they're geniuses because 10k chinese play on the server but they're fucking stupid
>>499930106>>499930391>>499930543fuck off akalix
>>499930106as a rogue there's nothing wrong with rogue while also being everything wrong.
>>499930106Worst class on turtle by far and devs constantly bully them.
>>499930987Meds
>>499930106nothing
>>499931174>constantly bully>that three months of stealth and sap always being broken every weekly change.>they claim to never have touched itmy favorite was sapping someone in pvp caused pve mobs to aggro to you from 30 yards away.
>>499911203I'm doing BWL, ZG and Kara all tonight!
>>499920980Very few people bother to fill out their profile for alts, the most you'll often see is the At A Glance filled outOccasionally you get a nice story but often it's ESL garbo
>>499931596>lying about 3000 gold/g rogue solo tank farm>nerfing it into the ground
>that rogue stealth bug that let hunter pets rush to you at 120mph during stealth
>>499920525I meant as far as turtle WoW is concerned
>>499920709Usually see 5k or so players online whenever I check
>>499867395This is why people moved to ascension, at least you can summon the world bosses there as you please and there is no CD
>>499921893On retail, at least on Argent Dawn EU, virtually everyone with TRP had a full profile.>>499932230Sad. I wanted to play on an RP server (non-Epsilon) but there seem to be none.
>>499933223but that's retarded
>tfw realized that Turtle is a EU/Russian serverIt all makes sense now...
>>499933928>retarded>when people had enough of one guild controlling world bosses early on>when said fags moved to TW the moment they became friends with akalix and Jamey all after that ascension moved mountains so free pick and seasonal has none of the twinkshits, guilds mafias and exploiters so people have fun, and implemented a weekly world boss kill quest and summon so everyone can kill the boss>playerbase triplicates after that and the spergs leaves cursing the server and shilling twIf you take down the Mafia and their ways, things gets better.
>>499934710the no cooldown part is retarded
>>499926793I binded emotes because i wasn't planning on using the second bar for anything other than auras and gblessings later on, i tried using ring menu but since it occupies my second bar i find it way more comfortable to switch to my second bar to use them, if it worked anything like opie i'd have it binded there but no way around it>okay well first of all, you're insane. second of all, clicking party buffs is totally fineI don't mind clicking buffs but i find it to be a slog, i have the rarer ones on clicking duty because i can't bother to bind them>for auras, you generally never need to swap them unless you're playing solo.Mayhaps if you're raiding or don't want to bother, it is situational of course but i like being able to switch between them easily, i might add the clicking bar back though since i just don't have enough space>i usually keep my main buffs on easily accessed keybinds and anything i'd only use in a party situation i put on my numpad.I don't got a numpad or a gaming mice, i could maybe use other keys but they're already binded to non skill related things>stuff like exorcise or hammer of wrath can be folded into help/harm macros. i usually have them bound to buff righteous fury or divine shield when not targeting an enemy.I've thought about it, i just don't like mixing binds in case of misspresses or misshoverings in this case much>rez does not need a keybind, just put it on ring menu if you really want to get it off your bars. same with turn undead, ask yourself how many times you regularly use an ability before you decide that it needs its own dedicated hotkey.same issue with ring menu for rez, it's easier to switch tab and press R and have mouseover functionality that way, for turn undead i think it's important to get it off right when it comes to play but i might as well give it a try and put in the second bar, i was playing tbc before this so it was used often if that says something
>>499934903It isn't get fucked, weekly world boss lock was always retarded as spawncamping.
>>499935326you have 70 iq
>>499935568Sure dragonwatchnigger
>>499935665>let's trivialize boss loot but turning it into glorified welfarego play retail
>>499936047Boss loot outside raids was always shit, you fags shills Turdel world bosses because of dragunovi's new garbage which you fags spawncamps it, like the EP spider dropping NAXX geared cloaks
>>499936247i don't even play on turtle you retard>hurr let's just spawn farm this boss till everybody has what they wantactually retarded
>>499936247Or ofc the BIS for cloth with is the plans Kazzak drops it, on which only the WB mafia has access to it>>499936572Lying on the internet is bad
>>499936647retard
now now ladiesyou both are very pretty
>>499912683>shennaWho? Cares? Kys>spywareWho? Cares? Kys
>>499939303>hey anon i want to play with you, can you please address some of my concerns?>kys
>>499939452>"hey anon, you should be nice to me because i'm a retard worried about a bulgarian tranny and a nothingburger"Kys. Turtle isn't for you. We don't want you here. Suicide + Stream now.
>>499939452sounds like its not that concerning.
>>499939632Kemono you tranny enabling peice of shit, have you killed yourself yet?
I want warriors, mages, and rogues to be nearly unplayable, and I'm tired pretending otherwise.
>>499939632Based
*goes to silverpine*
my nelf can't worship tauren cock by herself... i need a friend to help me
>>499940906>taurennooooooo
>>499939632inane...
>>499940906Sylma...
>>499941152Is it fucking really?
Can I change my name/appearance anywhere? If so, where?
>>499941472No it is not
woyerchuds defend this???
>>499944035Can I sniff your ass, real question.
>>499944106Not consensually
>>499943134Have to donate in order to do stuff like that
>>499934364On that note. How many realms are there? I was surprised that being in the UK my latency was non-existent. I also ended up like usual, getting kinda absorbed in it (I played back during Vanilla, then up to Cataclysm, then returned to WoW Classic but stopped), but I am playing a Rogue now. I am not sure if I can play all the time like I used to since I have other important stuff to do, but how come there are so many players now? It was so full I was shocked.
>>499944334On who's end?
>>499944357streamers/youtubers blew it up and chinese players moved in i don't remember why
>>499944551My end
>>499944706Fair enough, I won't waste either of our time.
>>499944802Have fun out there Anon
>>499944352Damn
>>499945116I'll try.I'll be keeping an eye on you and your tallness.
>>499944564That makes sense I guess. It was weird seeing the Horde interact with Alliance players though, and desu if the PVP realm wasn't so low pop I would have played on there instead.
>>499920525a delicious plate of fruit > a useless piece of meat.
>>499945116Rape
>>499946449That's a cat...
>>499946449anon...
>>499946748>>499946808Rape
>>499947734
At what level does warrior stop being complete ass to play?
>>499949379Level 36
>>4999493792 IIRC, if you aren't a retarded fad chaser.
>>49994937920 when you get dual wield
>>499949989>just miss all day
>>499949379Lvl 60 when you get tier 2.5 weapons.
>>499950293>t2.5 weapons
I'm getting the itch to level a warrior again...
>>499949379They are making warrior easier to lvl in next patch so imo wait a bit
>>499950653It's already easy as fuck. Retards just run around with green shit from 20 levels ago and complain.
I love when my Nelf randomly starts bouncing her tits
>everyone keeps complaining about how awful warrior is>tfw made my first warrior ever>tfw got to 10-ish and it's been a relatively smooth experience
It will happen when the weather cools.
>>499951042Warrior is super easy if you aren't a functional retard. And that was before braindead guides and buffed low lever gear.
If you have woyer issues try staying in zones where the mobs are green or get a bigger weapon yw!!
(You) there!Post a pic of the character you're currently playing the most, their spec/lvl and whatever else you wanna share. How are you feeling about the character/class overall?Don't have to post name ofc
>>499742252I'm starting this, should I go the hardcore way or normal way? What's the best experience?
how much do I have to grind on the pve realm to get R14 starting from R12?
>>499951384basado desumore nonners need to post their characters
>>499951616800k+ honor each week for 3-4 weeks
>>499951723damn, I really fucked up by not grinding it out last year.
>>499951384My Turtle druid who I made years and years ago and always come back to, I want to get geared up so I can do the big boy raids and get big boy gear and do big boy thingsMostly as resto but I built a feral set to help out Anons as it seems we often level healer/tanks I findI really like druids overall but I don't like powershifting so I just don't do it!
>>499951384okay
>>49995138459 feral druid. It's fun playing this class since I have different tools to use and tanking on it feels good though the more I play it the more I wish I played shaman instead with how many cool Mail equips or weapons drop on my runs.
Just delete the other pservers and leave this as turtle astroturf general
>>499951706>>499951918worgen knotbait.
>>499952386Handsome...
>>499951384I haven't played in months, just lurking this general to keep tabs on the pserver scene. Might give turtle another spin once the patch comes but undecided.Here's my character from the last Epoch beta. Shadoweave is peak warlock aesthetic.
>>499952580Rude!
>>499952682Say that to me ingame and also give me free gold
>>499954176Okay
>>499952386Do you like nelfs?
>>499951384lvl 50 troll huntard, my first char here on Turtle. Never played non-custom vanilla nor hunter before, did play a lot of TBC with sham/rogue. Love the leveling experience and class seems solid, sometime I think I lack damage, but could be due to meh gear. I think I'll make a warrior alt when patch hits and lvl it as I gear hunter.
>>499931948that's a lot of raiding sis
>all but one are coomer female
>>499956062Girls are cute.
>>499956062Oh hey watch out we have le sigma male here boys!
>>499956062Oh that's just the best armor I have atm, not trying to look slutty
>>499954410Yes
>>499956239copes>>499956368confronts>>499956505denies
>>499956062I can't help myself
>>499956862it's gay
>>499956062>'female'
>>499957645His character is female, yes.
>>499949379When you reroll a better class
seriously give me the name of ERPers and what they like
>>499959395Only if you suck my cock first.
>>499960289IGN?
>>499958317Warrior is literally the best class in vanilla by a mile.
>>49995138458 holy retardo pallyFeels pretty good after +40 levels because of itemization and skills but before that nothing made a damn sense, i don't like having to spam one button for damage and mana thoughNot much to say about the char, much autism
>>499960475What?
>>499961551In Game Name you stupid newfag
>>499959395only if you let me suck your cock first
>>499959395I like breeding, impregnation and mating press on cute girls
has anybody else gotten offers for doing erp for gold? Im guessing it was one of you guys...
>>499962028I still got to read your ingame name.I will log in and send letter after letter and fill your mailbox with dicks like this.8===DPrepare.
>>499951384This dicklet level 14 prot warrior, it's been fun so far.
Will Turtle ever get actual class changes? I know that there are some already but they don't really seem to address much. "Classic+" where you still only press frostbolt as a mage seems a bit lacking.
>>499963302Given how the community reacts to having to press frosbolt a bit less likely never
>>499962440Joke's on me I guess.
>>499963532*patpat*
I need so much icecap for mana potions
>>499965179Turtle has free mana teas. There's no mana management.
>>499965707Those aren't free and I'm saving my Emerald Shards for the special potion recipe Plus this way I might get a nice Black Lotus for that 30g payday
>>499966032They are pretty much free if you check the cost. Mana pots are manifold more expensive.
>>499966096Well someone is buying my spare mana pots so I am making money nonetheless
>>499956062I'm sorry dad
>>499951384Been playing my Kaldorei Warrior. Level 16 now. Slow and steady with exhaustion! Exploring the new quests and enjoying my slow journey.
can I still throw heavy leather balls at HC players?if they throw it back while I'm flagged does it still flag them?
Best professions for a troll shaman?
>>499971918hc can't accidentally flag on twowlike it wont even let you buff or heal a flagged player
>>499973725I hate those niggers so much it's unreal. They should be on their own server instead of stealing my resources and quest objectives.
>>499971918you should throw both of them on me ;)
>>499946748
>>499973725>can't accidentally flagthat's the point of asking about the balls as back when they implemented that, the ball trick still worked.
How do Horde access the Stormwind Vault dungeon?
>>499976815walk in
>>499976815there's an entrance outside of stormwind that leads in via the sewers.Looking at stormwind its on the leftside in a ditchinsert racist comment about horde being an inferior faction here.
Mageblood, Nightfin and Mana OilI'm going to be a mana fountain
>>499978307Just leaking mana everywhere from your mana tanks? I know the feeling!
>>499978945Mana is stored in the balls, retard.
>>499978945No in fact I'll be spilling it all on shitty healing because I'm too much of a brainlet for mana conservation as a tree druid
>>499979076Turtle has no mana conservation, you just mash teas. Mana is blue energy on this retarded server.
AND CONQUEST OF AZEROTH 1-30 OPEN BETA IS NOT BAD But Witch Hunter hits and tanks like a motherfucker just like WHO's Witch Hunter
>>499979210Well I don't have any tea and that seems lame so I am going to omit your post from memory and play as god intended
>>499977805rat faction lol
>>499977805stinky hordies
Can we go back to the former name in the next OP? I kinda miss it a bit. Also, we can't let some tards on /v/ ruin the experience, we should embrace all serbs, big and small
ywnbaw
>>499983530thank god.
I have 4 level 10 characters, can't decide what class to play
>>499983530noooooooooo
TURTLESIS?
>>499984285hiiiiiii
I'm raiding!!!
>>499983530can i be a cute femboy
They turned Sylma into a tree bros it's over
>>499984737Cross your fingers for a nymph glyph!
>>499983530i never claimed to be, stop letting mentally ill pedophiles live in your head rent free
>>499988316sister that's very disrespectful and uncalled for
>Only druid in BWL>No druid tier, no healer loot at allOnly Nef left...
>>499989006don't fucking reply to me if you're going to act like a stupid faggot
>be me lvl 80 mage fishing in some lake in feralas>leveling fishing is a pain in the ass but somewhat relaxing, just listening to the music, seeing the scenery and chilling next to my water elemental while it's raining>suddenly i see that someone is saying something in the chat>a paladin and a shaman saying in a semi rpesque manner that they've come from very far and that they're asking for a portal from me, the great mage. Pretty unexpected since this are is rather deserted area>i open the portal, they're very grateful>i continue fishingVery soulish. Stuff like that is missing from modern mmos. And yeah it happened in wotlk which is muh retail lite
>>499989632>me running to kill the emerald dragon boss>see some hobo mage fishing>call him a faggot and keep moving
wanna join my guild <cute and funny>
No BWL lootDepressed
>>499990850m-maybe the loot was the memories you made along the way!
>>499951384Level 60 BIG PUMPER warrior and right now I love PUMPING with my BIG PURPLE TWO HANDERI'm not too stoked about the coming changes, not so much because of number going down but because I might be forced to switch to arms if I want to keep using 2handers, but fury will be the spec with all the QOL talents like better mobility and sustainAlso check out the cute orc cherubs on the kara theater ceiling
>>499990923But I need to be strong enough to get into Grim Batol!
I'm currently having an erotic whisper session with a Paladin who buffed me, I didn't expect this when I started this server.
>someone said they liked my name>responded "thanks">I'm blockedman fuck paladins.
>don't get why anon is sending me gear i don't need>forget about it and leave it hanging in my mail>check mail days later>unknown,unknown,unknown,unknown,unknown,unknown,unknown,unknown,unknown>realize he wanted me to put it in the gbank>he's fucking gone
Where are all the dominant nelfs at?
>>499996212Waiting for Onyxia buff.You'll never know who I am
>>499996376Don't do this to me...
BWL and ZG... No loot...Surely Kara will bless my thirsty lips
I only got some boots Gonna kms
worgen males.
Tell me of the roleplaying population of TurtleWoW. How does it differ from Blizzard's retail servers like Argent Dawn EU? I am looking to migrate to the old Turtle.
>>500012248small and at least a majority erp drivenvery few classic roleplayers these days
>>500012690Most unfortunate.
Can I make a high elf and move to another starter zone to quest or are the quests race specific?
>>500013247>high elfyou retard?
>>500013354Considering I post on /vg/, possibly.
owned
Anyone wants to level HC together?
>>500013247Yes on Turtle you can make High Elves not sure what the other dude is yapping aboutYou can teleport to SW pretty early on I think and then from there you can go wherever
Is there a addon manager for turtle?
Nobody cares what you say in this thread.Just post your elf's butt.
There's an insane amount of people in the high elf starting zone, you can see entire fields full of mob corpses
>>500015401they are the most popular race by far and make the worst rp'ers
>>500015538Yes but there's been a lot more people playing recently, probably because big YouTub*rs are shilling the new patch
>>500015747I just came here to bridge the gap until factorio space age released
Does turtle still have sad wastes of oxygen rogues camping starter zones to kill players who use the 2x exp challenge that flags you for PvP?
>>500015538>they are the most popular race by farthat's humans
>>500016092Just strip and beg for them to not hurt you! That's what I do.
>>500016092I saw someone doing that for a few hours some days ago
>>500016092Just like the good old days...
>>500018028Rethinking my pandaren drunkard pervert roleplay idea as the model is really kind of bad Rapey satyr seems a bit clicheMaybe I'll get the worgen illusion and gank alliance in Duskwood
>>499742252So when is the new Turtle / reset coming out?
>>499888270You sell the mats to a vendor and save the mats that are needed for the hides (2% drop chance i believe) and sell those on the AH. It's not about the item themselves but the time saving that yields more money.
>>499992938>whisper someone to join my group for a dungeon>"Sorry do I know you?">"No, I whisper people to get a group going for dungeons.">go to whisper "Sorry for bothering you." since i'd gotten a tank>they blocked mewhat the actual fuck
>>500013441I'll only do it if we have regular sex.
>>500016092you deserve it for going on a realm called 'Turtle' and opting into xp buffsplay slow and steady + exhaustion like goddess shenna intended
>>500016092i remember when there was an undead rogue called "Gatekeeper" who abused the way agility at low levels worked with dodge chance so even higher levels couldn't really kill him lolwonder if he's still around
>>500023553High levels instantly kill dodge twinks unless they intentionally let them win by standing still and only attack them head on>can't dodge when CCd>can't dodge if attacked from behind>can't dodge spells>warriors get free overpowers which can't be dodged
>>500018707Pretty much no one uses the satyr illusion (except me). It's not bad but it's an illusion so it's missing a ton of animations. And then if you have a bow, it has an animation to shoot but for some reason won't show the bow.
>planning out how to get my mount at 40>look into cooking>put together a spreadsheet detailing which recipes yield the highest profit over vendoring the raw matsi already had a hunch on which recipes were decent value, but i learned a lot doing this. you can really get a nice chunk of gold at low levels if you know what to grind
>>500021726Tuesday
>>500026486The server's just old and has a lot of gold to expend in convenience, getting gold as a low is extremely easy no matter how you approach it
>>500027205sure, but this info is useful for all classic servers, especially fresh ones
Did TurtleWoW devs say if they would consider adding more new races or even new classes in the future?
>do dungeon
>>500029593based
>>500029701i'm gonna just stop playing that character for a while
https://streamable.com/1yddxd
>>500023553I remember Gatekeeper, he was a member of Ngor's guild, Defias Blackguard on Everlook.
>>500028498They said "it's too much work."
>>500013401raju pallisettistalnini mutapalli
>>500038159monke
>>500028498>Draenei>Shaman>Death Knight>Evokerthey better
>>500012248>>500013247Small talk RP still happens time to time, I often like to mess around with my gobbo when I find a particularly funny looking character or when he's doing something not too much focus demanding
how many players on turtle wow?
>>5000412806k rn
i got the whisper
>coomer femalesnever talks when dungeoning, kills mobs and fucks off>undeads and orksfun lads to have around, makes dungeons a joy
>>500041367>6k rnnigger, why you lying?
>>500044431wrong realm retard
>>500044431this.you should totally switch to ascension wow
>>500044568>>500044617>not PVP serverin trash it goes
>>499742252twowsisters we finally won
>>500045110>banilla pvp server releases>dies a month afterIf this isn't trash i don't know what it is anon
>>500028498theres rumor they wanna add pandaren because of the influx of chinese players who swipe a lot
>>500043253Dungeons are only fun when shit goes wrong and the flaming starts
>>500045498wow without world pvp is not wow.
speaking of dungeons, why do I never get to be in one?
>>500045656There's plenty of warmode players for you to gank
>>500043253women are the modern workers while men only want to relax
>>500046341all wow women owe me sexexcept teresaholt
>>500048061but teresaholt sports a massive cock...
>>500048532yeah and she's erping around town and didn't let me get some....................................
>>500048061>>500048532>Teresaholtit's funny how i've never spoken to them but know exactly who this isshe's huge
monitor goes black when alt-tabbing if I vanillafixes. Without it game loads for 5 seconds instead of 1s, unplayable
>>500048714How did the encounter go?
>>500049030fixed it, non dxvk version works fine
>>500049370was hot and horny in the moment but i was kinda tossed aside when that happened, tried to shower me in gifts, and runs but i didn't want to seem greedy so i declined save for a single bag, felt like we were gonna rp when i hit 40, so i rushed to 40, only for her to tell me she doesn't feel like rpingi blocked her earlier today because i know she probably didn't wanna actually be friends and that's cool, i can accept thatthanks for listening to my blog
>>500050234it's on me, i'm a mess of an individual
>>500050484It's okay anon, at least you tried!
>>500051482if you say so, thanks
>Best gear for my class, Druid, requires me to get rank 8-10 in pvpKill me
>tfw more than a foot taller
>>500051905>Foot taller>Runs around SW at least two feet taller than most
>>500052302really should be more like 10-12ft
How the fuck are you supposed to level up any gathering skills in Turtle when the server's so stupidly overpopulated and all the nodes are gone ten seconds after they spawn?
>>500057082The nodes respawn quick and new zones help a lot with that too, i leveled a lot of my mining in guilneas
>>500048061>>500051905What is she famous for tho, never heard of her
>>500061495>picks vanilla>just to play a stinky blood elf>p*ladin to the bootMental illness.
>>500061495first they stink up Southshore and now they stink up Stormwind???get these stinkers out of our city!
>>500060531just an easy to spot ERP character in SW
>>500062072what's wrong with that? :(
>>500062072Dude they're called High Elves huge difference
>>500062072>blue eyes>"blood elf"most intelligent hordie
>>500063874Teagirl and Holysissy detected.
Why can high elves even be paladins that doesn't make sense.
>>500064385I'll let you know that I pump in all parties despite rolling holy talents (and not because retri talents are god awful or anything) >:(
As a first time Rogue, what should I be aware of when levelling? I also picked Herbalism and Alchemy for my professions. I am just hoping to have a smooth levelling experience.
>>500064770Rogue is actually the hardest to level despite Warriors crying about everything
>>500064770Reroll while you can.
>>500066196>>500066203Oh? What should I be aware of? I don't mind a challenge just wanna know how to avoid a lot of trouble later on.
>>500064770>>500066319Specc into combat, use swords, preferably high dmg ones on main hand, faster ones on off-hand.
>>500066440Gotcha, will keep that in mind.
>>500066319Specc into Subtlety, use daggers, preferably crippling poison on both, abuse gouge and remorseless attacks
>>500064770get parry and riposte and have fun, spirit good, green mobs good, you don't have to stick to only swords but daggers are specifically bad as mainhands for skills if you're not leveling as dagger
>>500066319worst class on turtle and devs abuse you
>>500066319you are melee and squishy, dodge will not save you. keep potions, food, and bandages on hand at all times
>>500067460just dodge and parry anon it's not that hard
>>500066946>>500066440great two contradictory advice...I guess Subtlety is more about stealth and surprise and using fast attacks.
>>500064770One handy tip is to remember that your energy ticks every couple of secondsIf you use backstab just after a tick you'll have 40 energy and have to wait for the next tickHowever if you used backstab just before that tick is then you'll have a chunk of energy replenished instantly You can use add-ons for this but it's pretty easy to intuit sometimes
>>500069532sub is for PvP or autistic kids that enjoy frontstabbing
>>500069747I am more interested in PVE (maybe I'll respec to PVP later) so I guess I'll go with Combat.
Am wondering what class to roll for Turtle and am not sure whether or not to just go warrior. I played warrior in vanilla and loved it, then in Classic I tried both a shaman and a warlock and hated them. They're just not remotely fun in vanilla compared to how they play in later expansions. I sort of expect that any other classes I try will have that same feeling.
>>500066319>>500069532Whatever you do put points into Improved Sinister Strike and Improved Gouge before you do anything else. Swords are better when leveling because you typically won't be getting to use Backstab while soloing. Combat is the best spec for this reason, but I personally like to put a few points into Subtlety first while leveling for the better/faster stealth talents since it just makes sneaking around shit during questing so much better. Pure Combat is the safer choice though.
>>500070903For Endgame should I respec to something else? I do want to do raids.
patch status?
unpatched
>>500070537Casters are just not fun for me. I like to move around and click different skills, not just spam "fireball" and wait for castbars to fill. Warrior is always a safe bet but why not give hunter or rogue a try
>>500071132I can't think of any class in this game that has a leveling spec that's the same as their raiding spec. Everyone respecs at 60.In raid you're going to mainly be Combat with some few points in Assassination, with some slight changes depending on if you're Swords or Daggers (and you'll likely want to change depending on what gear you can get your hands on). I guess once the turtle patch drops Subtlety support rogue will also be an option but who knows how effective that will be.
>>500071132Combat is king for PvE for now, maybe with the class changes a raid could have one Sub rogue for the debuffs Rogues have a bit of a mind numbing rotation but that applies to a few classes in vanilla haha
I love being a firebender goblin zapper fidget spinner paladin
I love being an elf woman
>>500073760You will never be a woman.
>>500073760>>500074007these but unironically
>>500071132>>500070903It's worth noting improved sinister strike won't exist on Tuesday and it'll be made a baseline rogue ability
>>500074615Meanwhile they completely destroyed hemo because retarded.
no patch
I love being an elf girl (boy)
Where tauren rogue?
W rogue changes
>>500075883I don't want a boyfriend with boobs, ewAt least not before he gets impregnated enough times
>>500076795they weren't cooking with the druid changes on the other hand, no caplowkey not bussin fr fr
>>500061495am i nooticing
https://talent-builder.haaxor1689.dev/c/turtle-wow/paladin?t=0050055031000500010000500000-0050200000000000000000000000-0050203000020000000000000000where last 2 points
Orcs were always gigachads
gigaCHUDS
>>500078023Blessing of Kings and finish Precision?
>>500078981more like giganiggers
>join a group>warrior dps>still looking for a tankwhy are brownies like this
>>500080006
Are we playing on the pve or the pvp server?
>>500080390PVE since there's already a pvp toggle on there that a lot of people use anyway
>>500079295I guess my question is if holy shock gets any use, I've seen people not take it but it seems useful if you fuck up big, even if it can make things worse if you don't have enough mana, it's like a lils Lay on Hands that doesn't deplete your mana. In that matter, is improved lay on hands useful or improved wisdom over 2 points in SoR? I know it only affects the base damage so I'm not expecting much of it once I have better gear. The point of this build is to run dungeons as DPS/healer and solo stuff until I can bother to get dualspec
>>500080390PvE mostly, a couple of anons played on banana realm but I think they're inactive now
>>500080006tanks look out for stamina gear, dps looks out for strength gearhope this helps
>>500080006>>500080238>>500080680
>>500080006>>500080680my issue here, I can and queue as healer no problem but I want DPS gear so I cannot roll for it if run as healnigger
>>500080738cool but have you considered >>500080680 ?
>>500080006>>500080738I always loved leveling warriors, makes me feel in power. I always get the DPS warrior to leave or if they refuse I leave myself and find another group in a second kek
>>500080483I thought you put a point in holy shock, my bad. I'm not very experienced as a holy pala, but I wouldn't recommend it to anyone, healing as a pala is the most boring thing I've ever done in this game. I've only used holy shock when there was some emergency, but that's it.
>>500083192Everyone tells me healing as pala is boring but so far i get to act as a dps until the tank is looking toasted and i gotta thrown in one or two heals, if the tank sucks i get to act as a second tank and stuff while healing everybody, i don't get it
>>500080738if i am tanking i will not invite any dps nigger warriors to my group, simple as. learn how to play your fucking class if you want to do group content
>>500084351>the tank is dying>because i'm too busy DPSing and not healing>therefore i need to start tankingthis is why no one likes tanking
>>500085134I mean acting as a second tank because the tank cannot hold aggro on melee mobs from me healing him somehow
>>500084351This is why I'm liking druid so much, I can slather my tank in some HoTs and then go cat or bear and help out with DPS, maybe using wrath etc. would be more helpful but going into cat conserves my mana
>>4997599433 days and still no update, why the fuck are they lying to us about such pointless things? And if it isn't a lie, why do they keep giving us estimates that never pan out?
>>499793319I haven't played MoP in many years, i'm definitely interested.>>499793867They're very light on details, but i sure as fuck hope so.
Am I supposed to be getting raped by magical damage constantly in Scholo as a tank if I don't try to los?
>>500086957Yes? Are you new or what?
>>500087062Yes!
>>500087386stay the fuck out of my parties then
stay the fuck out of my panties then
>>500088671SNIFFFF
are fury warriors still OP in Turtle?
>join rfk run on a lock>paladin and druid in the group>we're looking for a healer and tank
>>500088441Eat shit bitch I'm joining your party, making mistakes while learning how to tank the dungeon, and fixing up how I run so that I don't make mistakes next time and you're going to like it
>>500089674I will not heal you
So. If I rolled up a tauren on this server, how hard would collecting a harem of subby Kaldorei slave girls be?
>>500089902not hard at all, femnelfs are naturally drawn to male taurens
>>500090171True. They do seem to like spending their time with a mouth full of beef. So should I go warrior for the plate aesthetic, or druid for the shape shifting.
>felmyst
just got a titfuck from a hot female dwarf, cummed all over her titst. orc chad
Which races are in demand for ERP (unironic question)
Nelf looking for dicklet goblin to titjob
>>500091204the answer is always futa female
>>500091204Tauren who like nelves...All the Tauren ITT are into other Taurens
>>500091204Goblin, Gnome, Dwarf, Troll.Female of course.
ChromieCraft or Warmane Onyxia for my BBC fix?
I really hate waiting for boats
As a male nelf feral druid, I only party with human girls. People keep telling me "you just know" for some reason.
>>500091695based traditionalist tauren saying no to miscegenation
>>500092817I had this idea of making a femgoblin and hanging out in ratchet and booty bay so i can give people sloppy blowjobs while they wait for the boat>>500091530>futa femaleWhat did he mean by this
>>500095193>>500095193>>500095193
>>500089902there's at least two confirmed in this thread already
