Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, in this kingdom of ours here we discuss everything MARIO! Let's continue the Paisano journey!/smbg/ #229 - Family Mission Edition-------->Mario News and Releases<「!」Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door has officially released!「!」Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD has officially released!Future Release Dates:「!」Super Mario Party Jamboree releases on October 17th, 2024「!」Mario & Luigi: Brothership releases on November 7th, 2024「!」Donkey Kong Country Returns HD releases on January 16th, 2025「!」Mario Movie 2 -potentially- releases on April 3rd, 2026Current News Links:「!」Super Mario Party Jamboree – Overview Trailerhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=YKR6sdcO4ac「!」"Zapper & Score SP" is a Mario-centric light-gun game featured in the Nintendo Museumhttps://youtu.be/JApUMBscKOc?t=479「!」Donkey Kong Country Returns HD Officially Revealedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdjam3yHC-4「!」Mario & Luigi: Brothership Officially Revealedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5I3DcapElQ225 226---->General Paisano Linkshttps://www.mariowiki.com/https://www.suppermariobroth.com/>Netplay Guidehttps://pastebin.com/kZVHmZGR>SMA4 level editor (SMA4 Mods - Smaghetti)https://smaghetti.com/>SM64 Mod ROM hacks [ replace () with a dot ]https://rentry()co/romhacks (Guide for newer players & for interest)https://romhacking()com/>SM64coopdxhttps://sm64coopdx.com/https://github.com/coop-deluxe/sm64coopdx/releases/tag/v1.0.3https://files.catbox.moe/0nzcuk.z64https://mods.sm64coopdx.com/https://discord.com/invite/TJVKHS4>Etc. InterestPost any SMM2 / SMW levels ya' got!Post gameplay videos!Share your Strikers club and builds!----Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DybTIvcKjl0----OP Template: https://rentry.org/kh7oy/raw----Previous World: >>499196890
First for Brotherslop is mid
Reminder, this guy has been streaming Brothership daily if anyone wants to watch just check in randomly https://loco.gg/streamers/everygameguruhe has 1 past stream VOD up, seems the others got taken down. https://loco.gg/stream/026b7124-85ec-462a-9004-1bb232aafac1
>>499791013First op reply for Brotherkino is great.
Daisy, my beloved.
>>499791420>le mid no cap fr frback to xitter, zoomoid
>>499791719cute bros are the gift to humanity
>>499791013>OP not updated to say Jamboree is out
>>499793939It is updated in the template, whoever the current OP is decided to just copy the previous thread instead of following the /smbg/ OP etiquette.A common mistake, it's why I recommend bread baking to experienced anons.
>>499793939>>499795048>no one mentioned this when the previous thread got it wrong too
>>499793939>>499795048>Minor OP mistakeUh oh! Time to split the general again!
>>499795636I thought the next anon would have gotten it right
>>499796538if you or anyone mentioned it at all, bigger chance the anon would have
i'm sorry anonsi had to skip brothership and jamboree because of me buying a shit ton of plastic big titty bitches and two amy rose toys
>>499797385coomerbros...
Luigi's so cute I can't stand it... I just want to sit and play with his hair.
>>499799093This, but with Daisy.
without going into spoilers>the story of brothership goes absolutely bonkers after a certain point>bowser jr's story in the bis remake gets explicitly referenced
I love Luigi
Why does Peach have such a basic bitch halloween outfit? They put her in this “outfit” for all their halloween art and you barely notice the difference
It feels strange that Boo has his coins stolen by another Boo.
>>499803430Being a basic bitch is kind of her whole thing.
>>499803430Well, what Halloween outfit would you put her in?
Post your favorite official Nintendo art
>>499792060Is this the first time we ever saw mario eat a burger in official nintendo art?
>>499807256But he's not eating it
>>499806949The one on the Luigi pillow.
>>499807576I bet you're fun at parties.
Why is Shigeru Miyamoto such a pathological liar?>claims to have invent the auto jump mechanic for Zelda games>It was actually Anouma>claims to have invent the level designs>It was actually Tezuka>claims to have come up with inspo for Mario motifs by his childhood experiences >It was a mix of the Ox king for bowser, peach boy legend for the peach motif, a very very vague Italian comedy smut movie that got dubbed in Japanese that had plumbers called “Mario and Luigi” for the inspiration of the names (it wasn’t JUST the real estate owner as they claimed)>claimed to have made the design and idea of jumping in Donkey Kong>It was actually Ikegami, who made a shit ton of their first batch of arcade games, and proved it with a book they released documenting the exact conversation word for word including design documents they sent to Nintendo that jumping would be novel and how Miyamoto originally wanted the original DJ arcade to be a game of moving platforms you ride to get to the topI don’t hate the guy, he’s sweet and funny. But every time someone in japan gets the spotlight as a representative they end up going crazy for being an attention whore. Same goes for Kojima, Inafune & Akira Kitamura, Iga, and others. Not sure if this is a Japanese thing or general corpo thing worldwide
>>499812202DK not DJ, lmao. Donkey Jong, lmfao
>>499812202Why are you are lying to make Miyamoto look bad? Is this your new angle?
>>499811189Luigi's first prostate orgasm
>>499812202So are you planning on backing any of that shit up?
>>499813396>He thinks dramafag will back any of that up.First day on /smbg/ I take it?
>>499813534>someone criticizes Nintendo in any way>No! He orchestrated it! Dramafag! He defecated through a sunroof!You have to get over this. The actual dramafag is incredibly easy to spot and is activated by very specific things.
>>49981118952 dollars for a pillow that size is pretty ridiculous. I'd gladly pay that much for an official Luigi body pillow, though.
>>499813396He never can. Dramafag just wants to derail the general.
>>499814856You can't really "derail" a general where nothing happens. The only time it's even active is when he's biting his own bait and arguing with himself to look like he's done it.
>>499813396Not him but there’s a vid about the DK arcade on the “critical hit” channel, which does actually good investigative journalism. The Zelda thing was from some other obscure channel that did a deep dive but I can’t find the link, so I hope he posts it. It had quite a number of views iirc which made it popular. Basically Eiji said he made it as early as the handheld games but Miyamoto ended up patenting it with his name and taking credit. Everyone knows about Tezuka being the unsung architect behind the Mario games though, and the ox king inspo for bowser. Though to be fair, I have no idea what the peach boy legend he’s talking about. It’s not like any of this matters, let’s be honest. Nintendo themselves doesn’t give a fuck, one look at the museum they have inside and there’s not one mention of Yokoi’s or Yamauchi’s contributions. People need to understand in Japan, you always have a “front man” as a personality for your customers. Creating sensational celebrities out of the employees that make your product is a big no no in Japan. And let’s be real, who really cares about this except historians wanting to be factually correct? Your average consumer thinks Miyamoto is the founder and creator of all Nintendo games; it’s that bad. Tell me how many people know Zelda’s aesthetic was inspired by Tezuka’s confirmed love for LOTR books, I’ll tell you. Very little. >>49981466852 is way too much for a pillow, are they insane?
Is there any leaked Brothership gameplay?
>>499815679>Everyone knows about Tezuka being the unsung architect behind the Mario games thoughThen why are the games that credit him worse than the games that credit Miyamoto?
>>499815030>You can't really "derail" a general where nothing happensNTA and I don't think that other anon's dramafag, but you can definitely derail any stream of conversation no matter how fast or slow it is.
I just call anyone trying to start trouble a dramafag. No need to focus so much on one person.
supper broth compilation video of mario lore triviahttps://x.com/MarioBrothBlog/status/1849828659705655716
>>499816869Tezuka is credited for all of the good RPGs unlike Miyamoto though.
>>499818615is he narrating it?his nasal sickly voice sucks
Genuinely how do you deal with Golden Pipe spam in Jamboree? It feels like once more than one person has a Golden Pipe (One or more) the game goes to shit.
>>499819286Fair point, but 'zuke is behind NSMB itself. I can't overlook that.
leeets-a go
>>499824504Bringing Mario back to 2D is pretty based. He was also a big part of Mario Maker and Mario Wonder. He saved 2D Mario, if it wasn't for him 2D Mario would just be 2D segments in the 3D games.
>>499814668>>499815679I’m pretty sure they overpriced the items at the nintendo pop-up store I took that photo in, I remember seeing those cushions in the nintendo official store in Shibuya at a cheaper price
Mario's feet after a long day of stomping............KOOPAS
>>499797708one day i may show you all them too they're not too lewd but still
Nice thread, Mariobabs.
>>499835759Thanks, Shadowbab.
>>499803430>>499804090>Why does Peach have such a basic bitch halloween outfit?If I had to guess, I think it's because that's the same outfit in the 2D Halloween artworks, so whoever is in charge of modeling/designing the outfits went with it for a safe/quick option... then again that guess could be wrong assuming the other characters that are also featured in the 2D Halloween artworks have more elaborated/different outfits.>Well, what Halloween outfit would you put her in?Didnt ask me, but I would just revamp her dress to be more witch-like, a change of color scheme would be good too, maybe toy around with the hat's design to make a nod to the crown...? and give her black makeup for good measure.Actually, give me spooky vidya music, Im going to draw that.
>>499837615Never post this ever again.
>>499837260https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF_yyrrGou4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLmH5H4HrWchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlR-raVM09ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC6CKq9LcWYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DBVbGRNMTAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI_UFsvnSQYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tui_ZmTuWB8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xGBOSCEIW8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS_RvlW53tIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxy6BTDfbW0
>the story in brothership goes PiT levels of dark near the endkino
>>499837615>polterpup scoobycute
>>499843218Based bros....
>>499843218still not getting it
>>499837260I hope this fucking bara loving, peg fanatic, homosexual loving, dick sucking, drawer of big tits to hide his latent gayness faggot, gets his hands chopped off for wasting his talents on drawing purely Bowser X Peach shit.Same as the other guy who drew Pauline art before Odyssey, but exclusively draws her as a DK rape victim with stockholm syndrome, same for Peach and Zelda... Later responded to the criticism of only doing that shit by having Mario and Link fuck.God I fucking hate twitter artists man.
>>499847774Seems like they found their happiness whilst you are stuck down here, with us.
>>499847774upset lol
>>499847925>>499847948Yeah I'm mad I can't jack off to their non NTR work due to my sheer hatred of people who do that. It seems no one who can fucking draw quality Pauline art is sane in the head.
>>499848313Don't worry, gorilla dicks are actually shorter than an inch, DK isn't cucking anyone with his glorified clitoris. He'll just rut against his hand making his Mario Kart/Party 64 noises until the little nib squirts banana cream that smacks wetly onto nearby foliage.
>>499848574Sadly it doesn't delete all the other shit comboanddoodles did with Ganondorf and Bowser cucking Link and Mario kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By3b4RFTL98
>>499848574>>499848758>He'll just rut against his hand making his Mario Kart/Party 64 noises until the little nib squirts banana cream that smacks wetly onto nearby foliI don't know whether to laugh or be disgusted. What a visual, lol.
>>499847774>>499848313KEK, got a good laugh from that rant, here I am being the de facto Mareacher of the general and not even I am this mad lmao. At least you do own up to your seething, kudos for that. I cant say I dont feel you, though; it's a good artist and their Peaches are cute, but it's a shame they humor that pairing in such a way that is just gross and very divorced from the canon. It's hard to enjoy an artist when there are things like this inbetween.
>>499849143You can even tell the dude is genuinely a bara loving faggot with how he draws Bowser. Tall, muscular, using "himbo" t shirts and very anthropomorphic.It's like he draws these hot ass Peach pics, I got horny as hell seeing his MILF Peach art, but then you see the rest of his shit and a slide whistle plays while your dick gets soft.
Would you be capable of beating a Goomba in a fist fight?
>>499849307So enjoy his hot ass Peach pics. There's no rule saying you have to like everything.
>>499849410If Melee is a good indication of their stamina, maybe not. The only way to defeat them easily is by stomping them there, otherwise they take a few hits to take out.Brawl Goombas die with a tilt attack, they have like 11% of health so a simple haymaker strike or a kick could do the trick.
>>499849475I hope you don't mind the blogposting but my moral compass thinks that if a person does dumb bad shit, any good they may make will forever be tainted.I have a huge fucking blacklist of artists and even companies who have dabbled on NTR works, even if they did it once. To me, it sours the whole rest of their work, kind of like how some insufferable Hollywood actor do heinous shit or say things I don't agree with politically, and that, to me, ruins every work they're involved in.Same pr
Shit sorry, let me finish, excuse my dirty green sausage fingers.Same principle applies to these twitter artists, if I find out they have drawn NTR or cuckshit of any kind, even as a commission, I block em and delete any pic I may have saved.It's the principle of it.
Wow.
>>499849864>>499849623NTR is just an icky fetish in general. I know people have their kinks, but having one that's founded in being unfaithful really rubs me the wrong way. For me, it's in the same ballpark as people who want open relationships.
>>499850250The thing about NTR is that the works usually make it their objective to show you how happy the male "protag" is with his partner, and how dumbass the situations revolving around the cheating generally are. They also most of the time end with the guy never knowing about it and just assuming everything is fine.Some get blackmailed with the dumbest shit ever, others get literally raped and they turn into mindless sluts afterwards.
>>499849864>>499850009I personally think that's a silly approach, but I can admire your devotion to your view, and won't knock you for it. I'm a believer of you do you after all.
>>499850250I like NTR when a woman steals a man from another woman, not sure if that has a name. It's borderline comedic sometimes.
>>499849307>Tall, muscular, using "himbo" t shirts and very anthropomorphic.I think it kind funny, actual barafags usual keep him as dork he is, as their gay for him, compare those artist that treat like he a casanova.
>>499851398cuckquean
>>499851398The closest term is reverse netorare but it never gets tagged.Apparently there's types A, B and C of NTR depending on if the guy is on a relationship, if he only has an unrequited crush or if he's an actual cuckold, knows of it and encourages it/pretends doesn't know. Something like that.
>>499851601>cuckqueanforgot that term
>>499851594The one on the left is literally how the artist on >>499837260 draws Bowser. I think he draws him even taller.>>499851710Cuckquean porn is hyper rare compare to regular cuckold so I don't blame you, the latter got so fucking popular in the last few years... Genuinely fucked up.
>>499851594>actual barafags usual keep him as dork he isHard to imagine because Bowser day exists and it's just almost all bara off model bowser.Though those artists don't like women for the most part, I see him shipped more with Luigi there or it's just solo bowser.
>>499851594And then there's Bowsette.
And this is why you hide your autistic anger when you see a artist you hate. You'll inadvertently change the thread topic to the very thing you despise.
>>499852436Anon it feels more like catharsis if anything
>>499851965>Though those artists don't like women for the most part, I see him shipped more with Luigi there or it's just solo bowser.Well that the gay part, he there Husbando so they wouldn't want him be with a girl
>>499848574He isn't a gorilla, confirmed by Nintendo.
>>499854146Even worse, Kongs don't have dicks.
>>499854146he's based off a gorilla
>>>/v/692778314
fuuusion HANow I am Mareach! Yushaaaa!
>>499854385>shitgon ball
>>499854146Nintendo of America has no say these matters. Modern DK was designed by Brits who say he's a gorilla. "Kong" isn't a species, it's a family name. Lanky is an orangutan and a Kong.
>>499837260What do you know, Im too tired to draw lmao. Still, this came out better than anticipating, even though designing was rather lazy.>>499849864>>499850009First of all, how the fuck do you prematurely send a post?? Not throwing shade or anything, but dont you have to deal with the captcha first and can only confirm the post through "Enter" in the captcha tab? That sounds like a massive misinput lmao.I think your mindset is a little too much, one singular slip being enough to completely make it for you is weird no matter how you put it, but I can understand where it comes from and I can respect it, at least you are THAT committed to your dislike, which deserves a kudos on it's own.And on the subject of NTR itself, I genuinely dont understand what drives a fetish like it. It's so degrading and filthy even in the tamest scenarios. And putting it into a franchise like this is double the gross, specially when the canon goes against most, if not all, cuck arguments you see popping up.
>>499858718nta but I've lost track of the amount of times I typed out a post, did the captcha, then decided to rewrite a section of it after forgetting to turn off the auto-post. obviously only happens when I'm engaged in an active conversation and and the cooldown timer is in play, rather than a one-off
>>499858718>spoilerNot him but it used to happen to me before, so I understandIt was always a pain to end up clearing the confussion and mess of accidentally sending a reply too early
>>499857201How much do you actually think Daisy would doll-up for a date?
>>499851657I never understand when it's like the guy's mother being fucked by another guy.
>>499862131Does that even count as NTR at that point? I don't think it does, to me that's just a 'your mum' joke taken seriously, or just outright a milf fetish without it necessarily having to do with hurting the other guy
>>499862412I guess it's if the guy has an oedipus.
Are you kidding? That's not enough!Guess I'd better take 'em all!BWAHAHA!
I need a new Mario anime
>>499866798Just some whatever Mario show or an actual Mario anime?
Making this post because I just remembered how soft and fluffy looking Odyssey Mario's hair is and I wanted to appreciate it.God I wanna run my fingers through it
>>499868270How would an actual Mario anime today go?
>>499869090I'd say pretty good considering how anime is mainstream now, or at least I do think it'd get really good hype
>>499869090Depends heavily on the studio and how involved Nintendo is. I could picture it being really wacky and fun but also could imagine it being very dull and sanitized.
Pinching his adorable cheeks
>>499870352don't, he's going to lose his powerup
>>499870682But he didn't lose his powerup in the Mario 64 title screen
>>499870306>dullNothing Mario-related has ever been dull. >sanitizedBecause they don't say the fuck word or show you Luigi's HD penis tip?
>>499858718Happens when you have a brainfart and click enter on your keyboard way too soon.Also again it's the principle of it, some hentai artists have only done fucking NTR work, possibly to sell out, since it drives sales in based Japan, land of the cuckolds. I remember being traumatized by one as a teen called daraku reijou, where a guy dates a rich girl from class but her dad sells her off to pay his debt. I looked it up and the artist had made a shit ton of vanilla doujins, that one NTR work they made got so popular it got animated.That's how I decided at that point that if they only did it once, they sold out, which is a double strike.The artist you posted exclusively ships Peach and Bowser so he's part of the blacklist lol.
>>499871468>Because they don't show you Luigi's HD penis tip?Yes, I will never forgive Nintendo for not showing us when they had the chance. Luigi bulge in Tennis Aces was the best thing to happen to Mario in a while back then, and it is beyond tragic that we won't get to see it again.
>>499871468>Nothing Mario-related has ever been dull. I feel Mario was getting dull a lot over the years, not much creativity or weird being shown off in the games or franchise as a whole for a while there. It seems to be changing for the better in recent years, that's sort of all I meant. The common NSMBification conversation and etc. I'm sure everyone has heard here at least once.>Because they don't say the fuck word or show you Luigi's HD penis tip?Joke aside, I'm mostly thinking of the older Mario manga that were made, they show a lot of weird stuff visually, wish they were translated but it seemed really fun.
Luigi's _____
>>499871468>Nothing Mario-related has ever been dull.Dream Team says hi.
>>499877395You mispelled NSMB. The series that started all the normalfags to call Mario dull like sheep.
>>499871879Truly, the greatest tragedy of our time... but so long as Mario sports games continue to exist, there's still a chance for Nintendo to redeem themselves!
>>499877395Retard
>>499877825NSMB at least had decent gameplay with fun co-op. Dream Team was a bore the whole way through.
>>499882946Wrong.Also implying that stckershit, colorshart, and garbage like that is better is retarded.
Why do all the doomfags come here?
>>499883203>Wrong.I guess you didn't really have friends? Either way it's fun to play singleplayer as well.>Also implying that stckershit, colorshart, and garbage like that is better is retarded.That's your schizophrenic tribal mind twisting itself into a fit if you think I said that. I don't play nu-Paper Mario. Dream Team is still a bore. Though aside from all that, you do know that Dream Team being a bore is entirely on it's own merits, right? Do you really think that a difference game being worse means that Dream Team is good?
>>499883760>it’s fun with friendsThat doesn’t make it a good game. I can have fun with broken ass terrible games if they’re coop, but that doesn’t make them good. The movement in NSMB in general is sluggish as fuck and the levels being more open to accommodate coop hurts the single player experience.Never mind the constant reuse of level themes and obstacles with barely any attempt to change them from each game.The only one I’d call good is Luigi u since the challenge is ramped up there but it still suffers from similar issues.Dream team has pacing issues, but it continues to build on the gameplay established before, along with ramping up difficulty and making an effort to create new stuff.Back to NSMB, it’s pretty much a huge step down from 3 and world. Wonder as easy as it is, mogs them too.
>>499869090Some shonen-esque thing.
Why am I even arguing about NSMB games, I don’t care enough about this shit to think about playing them againADIOS
Is it me or Pauline sounds too much like Daisy in Jamboree?
>>499884275>I can have fun with broken ass terrible games if they’re coopNot really.
Is it a hot take to think that Mahito Yokota is a better composer than Koji Kondo?
>>499802207Glad to see they’re keeping up with the continuitySucks that paper Mario pretty much dumpstered that after super
Mario
>>499869090Call me a weeb, but I think japanese-flavored humor would suit Mario better than western-flavored humor.Most western humor (done right) consists of subverting expectations to deliver a punchline or cleverly sliding in jokes that are either cynical, self-aware or adult-oriented and while that's not bad on it's own, I don't think Mario is suited for something like that (save for the first one, but that trope is burnt).Meanwhile you have most japanese humor being more wack and nonsensical, things just happen and it catches you out of nowhere. Not to mention it's a lot more expressive with characters and gestures. Something like it would definitely suit Mario the most. Some tropes are also burnt, but by the time you notice them, they are already happening, so it's not like you have much of a window to see them coming.I'd love to see something like a Slice of Life anime of Mario characters doing funny things with a writing similar to Nichijou and a little bit of Super Mario Kun
https://x.com/Rukisan_1117/status/1849791617408041204Cute Mario chibis.
>>499905419Luigi without his hat is cute! CUTE!!
>>499904942Honestly, something not serious would definitely suit Mario the best.A new super show would be cool, but western humor isn't what it was in the 90s.
>>499887271Nobody even knows who Mahito Yokota is by name so obviously.
>>499905419What happened to Wario?
>>499905419Another one of those weird cases of an artist copying the official style competently but with enough differences that the work looks uncanny and wrong, Yoshi in particular. I don't think the trend of emulating the official 2D art is paying off much.
>>499918086That's his mini form in Super Mario Land 2/the first Wario Land.
>>499918086>>499918579Wario was originally a weird little goblin man exposed in a humiliating defeat before Nintendo sanitized him.
>>499915316Isn’t being the main composer of Galaxy 1 and 2, including the iconic Gusty Garden, big enough?
>>499919767No, I just assumed that was Kondo the entire time.
>>499797385>Amy Rose toys>Not Peach toysYou TRAITOR!
>>499871690>That's how I decided at that point that if they only did it once, they sold out, which is a double strike.Topic change and a bit of a tangent, but I feel like pointing it out since you mentioned the idea of "Selling out". While your concept of selling oneself out is fair and reasonable, these days people call everyone a "sellout" over the most inane things even if the artist indulges in things for the sake of their own enjoyment. Like I can assure you if I continue the path I'm going, drawing Mario characters and Mareach art on top of it and getting numbers over it and all, I AM getting myself called a sellout eventually. Then again, I'm beginning to think this is an idea only the likes of /ic/ hold as a matter of fact and I don't need to tell you those guys are professional retards.
>>499923520Nowadays everyone and everything gets called a buzzword or something negative over basically nothing, it's not just the retards over at /ic/ but I do get what you mean.
>>499923503i have her on 2.5 inch and 4 inch, same for amy.it's just that she was so fucking cheap i got two, one to pose with my 4 inch sonic and the other to keeo boxed and hang on the wall with the other ones
>>499923503Maybe there were no Peach toys
ok hold on i'll take pics of all the shit i have
>>499925156I stand corrected.
>>499884275 If you only care about graphics then play walking sims rather than wanting to ruin platformers.
>>499921338Most original Galaxy compositions were done by Yokota, with Koji Kondo’s compositions for the Galaxy games being only Egg Planet, Rosalina in the Observatory, Starship Mario, Yoshi Star and Bowser Jr’s Fiery Flotilla
i won't post the shrine again since i think you guys already saw it, excuse the dust i haven't been able to clean since mondayhttps://files.catbox.moe/qv8j6g.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/dd5tgm.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/8jm62m.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/ifb3y4.jpg
>>499925786To be fair, Egg Planet and the Comet Observatory theme are the most iconic Mario Galaxy songs aside from Gusty Garden. Kondo arguably beat Yokota in Galaxy 1.
>>499926419What do you do for a living that you have enough money to buy all those figures?
>>499926829i live with my parents, so no rent, i work at a shitty call center, have no gf, no kids, and 70% of my pay goes for food and services.i bought my parents and sister new glasses last month, so whatever i have left i basically use on these. the sonic ones you see there were bought throughout the year, the pokemon shelf was bought last month, the simpsons stuff and the delorean this month.
Top 3 Favorite Showdown Minigames in Super Mario Party Jamboree? Here's mine:1. Yoshi's Mountain Race2. Luigi's Rescue Operation3. Mario's Three-peat
>>499927306Daisy's Field DayYoshi's Mountain RaceWaluigi's PinballThey all kinda suck though. Way too fucking long
>>499931137I like the longness of them. A longer, more complex minigame with more to do is up my alley.
>>4997917182-3 days with no streams and he even deleted his archived VODs of Mario Luigi Brothership. seems nintendo has more pull than he thought. that loco gg site is in india he said and they couldnt get him on DMCA there. apparently he was wrong.
>>499933718Aimed right at the boobers, ouch!
>>499933919>>499934128
>>499933823Considering how hard he seethed about getting his YouTube taken down in one of those streams, he really should have learned to pick his battles.
>>499934352Connie Cute.Cutenie.
>>499935726She looks like she plugs into big wall jacks.
>>499933823Nintendo malding because he exposed the game as officially mid 2 weeks early.
>>499938429>Nintendo malding because he exposed the game as officially mid 2 weeks early.Tell us why, "mid" spammer. Specific details of course.
>>499938429full game leaked online, i think the fact that no one has been praising it or openly talking about how amazing it is shows just how mid it is already.
>>499939782It's like Alphadream never left and that's not a good thing. It has all the steadily worse flaws that became the M&L series identity. It's better than Paper Jam, but that's not praise.
>>499939952So you have no details at all as usual."No one spoiling a game two weeks early" Isn't an argument. A lot of things are getting nuked by nintendo.
holy fuck these doomfags are like cockroaches
>>499940247We bother you so much because you're worried we're right.
>>499939782i watched his streams and i can tell you what's mid about it.The moves you start with are few and boring, feels super repetitive and over-padded before you get to the good moves like the Yoshi egg summon. the villains are boring in design and only after 10+ hours do you reach the part where bowser's minions start to show up to fights. this is an issue because they are a welcome nostalgic return, whereas most of the newer minion and cannon-fodder for you have dull or uninspired designs like the chameleons. the mini-bosses are also some of the most boring looking characters i've seen in years for any nintendo game. guy was streaming it for like 15+ hours across multiple streams and days, and only at the end of this recent stream did i seem to feel semi-interested
>>499939952>>499940147Considering the things I've heard in the leaker threads, I'm going to have to say your claims sound flimsy.
>>499940557No, because people who have played the full Brothership leak say it's great. You guys seem to have only watched it, and say it's bad.
>>499940152>Isn't an argument.yeah it is. nintendo cant DMCA text. all you gotta say is "brothership is amazing! i got the rom and it's crazy good. best mario rpg so far".and yet, i see NO ONE saying that. not a single utterance of praise for the game. you wanna defend the billion dollar corporation, go ahead. idgaf. im still entitled to my opinion, and that is that after watching this shit, it is 6.5/10 that will be sold as a 8+/10 simply because nintendo has too much power to ever truly criticize. you want proof, go look at princess peach showtime. mid AF maybe 6/10 at best, and "critics" got paid off to call it better than it was.
>>499940582I watched the same streams as you, and I fail to see how they made the game look mid in any shape or form. It's going to be great.
>>499940998ok, i gave explanation as to how it's mid, now if you really think it's not mid, tell me why. where is your detailed analysis? huh. funny that you cant come up with one. almost like you're coping and lying to yourself and others like it'll make your buyer's remorse go away...
>>499940998>releases the day after DrumpfnachtNo one in the US will want to buy and play it after that, they'll just be doomposting about real life instead of video games then.
>>499940960I see a lot of people saying that all over the internet.
>>499941568name a singular source saying it's a really good game that has existed prior to today, that exists outside of this and other forums/boards meant solely to suck nintendo's dick.
>>499941963what games are we allowed to like instead?
>>499941963That is an exercise in futility. There is very clearly nothing I could possibly post that would satisfy you.
what's most disturbing of these threads is how cult-like the behavior is. you can be a fan of mario games and still point out that the game is mid, but the man-children of this thread are so desperate to cling to the belief that mario games could never be subpar, that even the word mid gets you insulted, ousted, and ridiculed in the vain attempt to save face for a company and game series that has been slowly but surely letting it's fans down more and more. the newest entries of mario tennis, mario golf, mario strikers are all proof. super mario party was terrible too, but instead of admitting this, all you will get is excuse after excuse. >n-no, those are just party games and sports games! t-th-they aren't even real mario games, that's why it's not as good! they clearly put all their efforts into the next big mario game for switch 2!"even if that were true, the fact that you guys refuse criticism is so pathetic.
>>499931703The problem is that they make an already sometimes long game take even longer.
>>499941568>I see a lot of people saying that all over the internet.name one unbiased source saying that>>499942338>Th-that is an exercise in futility. clearly n-nothing would satisfy you.i literally just told you what to do. gave you ONE simple task, and you refuse to do it because we both know you are clearly lying. it's SO pathetic.
Dramafags have come out to play.
>>499942709Doomschizo,If you have been at this general for at least more than 2 days, you'd know we rightfully criticize the nu mario sports games for being lackluster.Dooming about a game 2 weeks before release day is stupid.
>>499942709what should we permanently abandon it for instead? which specific games are we allowed to like?
The word dramafag has lost all meaning. You've made him the protagonist of this general with how much you spam his name.
>>499941143Easy:>The moves you start with are few and boring, feels super repetitive and over-padded before you get to the good moves like the Yoshi egg summon.It's progressing exactly like your good RPGs should, where the protagonist becomes stronger and unlocks a more fleshed out skillset.>the villains are boring in design and only after 10+ hours do you reach the part where bowser's minions start to show up to fights. this is an issue because they are a welcome nostalgic return, whereas most of the newer minion and cannon-fodder for you have dull or uninspired designs like the chameleons. the mini-bosses are also some of the most boring looking characters i've seen in years for any nintendo game.I find the designs super-inspiring actually with the flora-slash-connector theme, and the Extension Corps have a fun dynamic as the bumbling troublemaker trio of the game.>guy was streaming it for like 15+ hours across multiple streams and days, and only at the end of this recent stream did i seem to feel semi-interestedI was pretty interested from the start of it, and the latter story beats just made me more interested in finding out what's going to happen latter.>>499942709Oh, I see. You just want to be a doomer for nothing.
>>499943281>t. doomerHe's calling multiple people dramafag, not the prime dramafag
>>499943228You're right but it's really funny to me that this general exists because of fucking Super Rush and still talks about Battle League in the OP for so long after you all gave up on pretending it was worth anything (fun month).
>>499943228>you'd know we rightfully criticize the nu mario sports games for being lackluster.No we don't. Only dramafag does that. Mario sports has never been so great on the Switch.
>>499943097they're going all out
>>499943659>No we don't. Only dramafag does that. Mario sports has never been so great on the Switch.>Mario sports has never been so great on the Switch.This is exactly what I said when I stated>we rightfully criticize the nu mario sports games for being lackluster.So I don't see your point here.And if you're talking about Zoombafag, he doesn't criticize sports games, he goes schizo at their mere existence.
I saw this exact same thing happen with Echoes of Wisdom. Plenty of posts saying it's mid. But when I got it, I enjoyed it.People saying it's mid are saying it's mid for them. You have to get your own opinion.
>>499943520Sup zoombafag
I have the game right now and whoever doomposts it especially without playing it is full of shit. This gamd has a zeldalike approach to its design where exploration and puzzles are plentiful so the game is really fun to explore through even when you have go backtrack an island to 100% it though its optional.There's also some QOL updates I like:>Hammer is no longer mapped to the triggers and is instead X and Y like PiT without the babies>Luigi now controls himself so all you have to do is Jump with Mario to progress where you're going so no more pressing A&B all the time. I thought this change was weird at first but makes sense to the game design>Fast travel back to your hub is unlocked after completing an island >Collectibles and quest markers are highlighted onto your map. Coupled with aforementioned feature + that makes backtracking to an island you wanna go less tedious and could be rewarding overall>Luigi Logic/Assist is more fun than it has any right to beThe tutorial area sucks and is slow ofc but the game starts leaving you alone once you're out of there and it feels great
>>499943228>If you have been at this general for at least more than 2 days>Dooming about a game 2 weeks before release day is stupid.
>>499944450No. Brothership is nothing but mediocrity. Once you experience buyer's remorse from that awful garbage that is Brothership, you will experience ego death. One day you'll forget about those horrible Mario RPG OCs, and regret shitting on games like Sticker Star, Paper Jam, Color Splash, and Origami King.You'll abandon garbage like Dimentio, Goombella, Parakarry, Clefts, Beanies, Shroobs, Squiglets, Fawful, Concordians, Beanish, Sockops, the Extension Corps, Antasma, Capnaps, Spinias, and whatnot. Outdate characters Nintendo has rightfully retired like Fighter Flies or Wart. No one truly likes them. They only like them to get back at the superior games.You'll understand how supreme games like NSMBU, Sticker Star, and Paper Jam truly are with characters like Nabbit, Broozers, Cooligans, Stingbies, and Biddybuds. Which many more people like.
>>499943349>where the protagonist becomes stronger and unlocks a more fleshed out skillsi know that and that would be fine, if the padding weren't so ridiculous. it takes too long for the good moves or enemies to show up.>I find the designs super-inspiring actuallythen that's a difference of aesthetic preference, so i guess no one's gonna be able to say anything to change my opinion of that. i see the inspirations, i see how it can be interpreted as "creative" but to me, they just colored an aux cord and made it walk.>Oh, I see. You just want to be a doomer for nothing.aaaaaand there it is. you critique mario, you just get fanboys raging and disregarding your opinion no matter how valid it is, chalking it up to "you're just a [insert slang word to show you're one of the 'cool kidz' and totally on 'the team'] !"
It's not even bait at this point.
>>499945513>regret shitting on games like Sticker Star>Color Splashin a rare moment of agreement, i think we can all agree, regardless of how we feel about Brothership that THIS GUY is a fucking retard. all in agreement?
>>499945874Anything is better than fanfiction OC garbage like TTYD, SPM, or Brothership though. Keep your filthy garbage like Ruff Puffs, Crazee Dayzees, and Scutlets.Scaredy Rat alone is better than all of them combined a million times over.
>>499945513Falseflag-kun...
>>499945874Oh yeah, toss this clown overboard.
>unironically falling for bait and giving him (You)sI hate you more than him
>>499946184Nope. It is the truth. Everyone I know thinks this. Even your parents would agree if anything. Go and ask people if they know what a Wizzerd or Thorb is. Then ask if they know what a Goomba or Koopa Troopa is.
>>499946578I roleplayed as a Wizzerd on a Mario RP forum and weaponized my horrible penis-hands, thank you.
>>499946121>Anything is better than fanfiction OC garbage like TTYD, SPM, or Brothership though. Keep your filthy garbage like Ruff Puffs, Crazee Dayzees, and Scutlets.>Scaredy Rat alone is better than all of them combined a million times over.This is your mind on turbo mainlinefag "No fun allowed" autism.
>>499950773I saw this image before. I'd replace Geno and Vivian with rpg or spinoff characters that aren't drowned in fandom controversy since that most times leads to ad hominem, though it still gets the point across either way.
>>499950773>>499951527
>>499952374Nope, those have discourse too. You'll probably have to settle for an unimportant NPC or monster so obscure or uninteresting that not even the hardcore Mario RPG fans talk about them!
>>499952374Those Mario rpg characters work.>>499952832You're not me.
>>499950773>>499952374I don't even know what this retarded argument is about but these pics are making me kek
>>499950773>>499952374I want Starlow playable in spin-offs :)
Why don't Ukikis have noses?
>>499740931Very briefly on WarioWare Gold and Wario Land.
>>499955301Ukiki's massive cheeks give them all the essential senses they need. A nose would be futile. Though, 64 design Ukiki probably used his big ears instead.
>>499956050
>>499956050>>499956270It's just an average looking Koopa with eyelashes! How is it fucking sexo?! FUCKING HOW?!(This comic is cute btw)
>>499956656The eyeshadow probably helps.
>>499956270nice toothpaste hair
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Doomkeks seething lol
>>499943864I said that Mario Sports on Switch are some the best versions of the different sub series. Because they are.
>>499957952You just said Mario sports have never been great on the switch. Now you're saying the opposite?
>>499958135No, I said that they've never been so great as in they've been really good on Switch. When people say "never been so great", that's a phrase that means the thing they're talking about is better than the rest.
>>499958348that's just confusing
Reminder that Jamboree mogged the newest Sonic game in ratings.
>>499959849ok.
>>499959849I can't imagine there being a significant difference unless Shadow Generations is getting flak for being a port with a bonus mode.
>>499960445>for being a port with a bonus mode.I-isn't that just Bowser's Fury? LMAO
>>499959849Jamboreenis has a lower audience satisfaction score.
>>499960595Yes, they took more than a few cues from it. It's also the most fun 3D Sonic has been since...Generations originally released.
>>499960445It's getting flak for censorship and changing cutscene dialogue without changing (most) of the animations to fit.
>>499961268They also removed the only slapstick humor in it, making it clear that current Sonic is not a toonforce character.
>>499961268Oh, right, yeah, the Amy and Rouge shit, I'm sure it's getting review bombed for that.
>>499961657kek
>>499961268>>499961657I am glad Mario will never have to deal with a renegade American writer hijacking the story and erasing the characters for some vague, masturbatory Twitter agenda.
>>499627186>Mario & Sonic port remake bonus modeDon't forget Kirby.
>>499961589When Sonic tries to take itself seriously is when it's actually funnier.
>>499961589There's some slapstick still, even if it was unintentionally caused by censorship.I can't believe Classic Sonic ate an entire island.
>>499962781I never liked Magalor. Blatant rehash of Marx with a worse design that looks like a turd with corn kernel eyes. Seriously, the fucking gall of reusing the Marx plotline without even addressing that it was something that already happened to Kirby in-universe or admitting they cheaply copied one of the most recognized plotlines out of universe. Dogshit move.
>>499963114Magalor was a better Marx, simple as.
Geno is cool.
>>499963114>>499963481>Magalor His name is Magolor.
>>499963804
>>499963114>admitting they cheaply copied one of the most recognized plotlines out of universe.>one of the most recognized plotlines out of universe.Rephrase that or elaborate, because it sounds to me like you're giving that plotline a lot of credit when it was extremely basic in hindsight.On that subject, I think that specific plotline was executed the best in Psycho Waluigi of all places where Waluigi's partner constantly gaslights him about "totally and absolutely not betraying him later on", which becomes so constant you actually start thinking whether or not he is going to do it. Then at the end when Waluigi releases his partner from his prison he casually comments about betraying him right on the spot, only to take it back as a joke... and when he actually betrays him, it's only because the opportunity presented itself after Hazelnut pulled a kamikaze move in the final battle, knocking down Waluigi in the process and allowing his partner to take his body.
>>499955301>>499955895they look like butts
>>499964604Ya got butts?
>>499963114I always thought Magolor was some Mario character for the longest time
>>499964993>I always thought Magolor was some Mario character for the longest timeexplain
>>499965091Was never into Kirby, thought he was from some Mario game I never played.That's it
>>499791013Does anyone remember in Luigi's mansion this pile of dirt? Did this not lead somewhere? I remember vacuuming it up and being able to go into a room but when I search for anything regarding this I cannot find a single thing.
Unpopular opinion around here but Alphadream should’ve stopped making M&L games and just focused/doubled down on their Gimmick RPG game which was the basis of this fucking series. They went bankrupt trying to license the Mario ip with low sales on each sequel and in the end got assets acquired by Nintendo (Gimmick, OC characters, the rpg system they created). If that isn’t the definition of bad end for an indie, I don’t know what is. Sure we got an amazing spinoff series with the brothers, but at what cost to actual employees trying to make a name for themselves?
>>499970334I never really liked Mario & Luigi all that much. It was always markedly worse than the other RPG types to me because of how tedious it could get, particularly in later entries, but even the first game had too many unforgiving minigames like the Hoohooros trial and Bink's barrel game. The series seemed to pride itself on wasting the player's time as it continued, and I feel like it's completely carried by how mostly good Superstar Saga was, and on BIS having playable Bowser and a story that actually developed him a bit. But everyone else seems to love everything about it except for Dream Team's tutorials and the longevity of Starlow, now confirmed undying.
>the god of lonelinessbros, you're in for peak
Is it just me or is this the deadest this general has been in a LONG time?
>>499975045Newfag
>>499975045>Last post 17 minutes ago>AAAAAIIIIEEE WHAT THE FUCK WHY AREN'T WE HAVING 10 POSTS A SECOND?!? DEAD GENERAL!!
>>499975045You can say that when it needs back-to-back 1-up posts to stay alive.
>>499975045It says a lot about Mario that new releases barely affect the general. It's perfect for what Nintendo wants though. So surface level to appeal to the most amount of people that's possible.
>>499976986You've been writing the same tripe for atleast two years now we get it.
Oh my god you did this exact same song and dance the last time a Mario game released shut the fuck up
>>499976608On that subject, I was wondering why this general is the slowest in the mornings. I know mornings are different for everyone, same goes for time zones, but I was curious about it for a while and wanted to ask what prevents you all from posting during the 8am-11am (GMT-4) timeframe.>inb4 it's because most of you lazy asses are still asleep by that timePersonally, I'm usually caught up with work I can only grab my phone, press "Update", close my phone and get back to work. Sometimes I see the general nearing page 9 and can't do anything about it because I don't have enough time to post anything.
>>499977369Multiple anons can recognise what Nintendo is forcing Mario to be.
>>499978056On the job, no time for shitposting.
>>499976986The real test will be how the general's first new mainline 3D Mario will affect it, when...ever Nintendo decides to formally acknowledge the next console.
>>499978072>multiple anonsyeah sure
>>499978056>On that subject, I was wondering why this general is the slowest in the mornings.This is the same for practically all of /vg/
>>499978072Naked and cumming?
Dear Mario,
>>499984267Do NOT come to the castle. I've baked an absolute DOGSHIT cake. Just completely fucked it up. I'm so sorry. - Peach
>>499984987Wahoo!
>>499926419Why do you have so much shit
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Doing some studying, I'm trying to find my own way around styling Mario in proportion to Peach to find a proper middle ground in proportion and stylization. The goal here was to make Mario as tall as Peach's shoulder length. Unfortunately, that height was weird on his end, so I had to cut him a little bit. I could potentially mitigate the issue by upping Mario's width slightly but I think that could cause me more issues in the long run. That said, I should probably do that anyway because he does look a little thin, but I can't say for sure. I also realized my princesses are way more off-model than I thought, so I don't have much of a choice to go off-model with the bros as well.Finding a middle ground in proportions takes an unexpected amount of compromises, you got to mind not just the height, but the hands, the limbs, the heads, the widths... There's a lot you have to pay attention to if you want to do things right. I just got to keep on grindin'!
>>499996562top ten photos taken seconds before disaster
>>499837615I am going to CUM in Velma Daisy.
>>499999999>>500000000>>500000001
>>500000168HOLY CHEEECKEDFinally, a based GET
>>499837826I like the rare Goombella in the corner.>>499849410Probably but I would not hate crime best girl's people unless I had to.>>500000168Based smartest fairy.
>>500000168
>>500000168>4 to 5 people reporting from /smbg/Lmao. Real talk, though, who has played Touhou here? I have a few fun stories to share about my old 2hu runs back in the day. If you feel like listening to, just pick a character.>Flandre>Shou>Byakuren>Mokou>Junko
>>500002358The only Touhou game I have played was that Mega Man Battle Network clone, Shanghai.EXE.
>>500002358I played EoSD, just never beat it, should get back to that soon, I kinda wanna play the other 2hu games
>>500001596>second /smbg/ anon here to report>is actually the fifthsasuga, king boo
>>499955301>>499955895Ukiki is one of those strange cases where they went back and forth with the design and settled for the original in the end, the two variants exist in Kotabe's art.
>>500002358Junko.
>>500002697If you want a suggestion on getting back to Touhou, here's a heads-up on some of the main entries>Can easily breeze through, excellent for starting up8-IN, 7-PCB, 6-EoSD>Decently challenging, requires some seasoning10-MoF, 14-DDC, 13-TD, 16-HSiFS>Difficult, pick if you know what you're doing12-UFO, 15-LoLK, the entirety or the PC-98 catalog>Straight up dont bother9-PoFV (very lame), 11-SA (very bullshit)
By the way.>>499843106It's a day old, but still.
>>500004386you're playing with fire here
>>500002358I get too mad to play Touhou despite it being very fun. I played the first one and EoSD but my soul kind of broke when I lost against Flandre and got a game over so I didn't go any further into the series. I have played a few fan games though. I really like those Castlevania style ones.
>>500004663I don't understand
>>500004115Junko was probably my very last Normal 1CC, if not my very last Touhou clear period and Im happy how it ended up.>LoLK, start grinding Legacy Mode (regular 2hu without LoLK's save state gimmick). Reimu.>survive the absolute bullshit that is Stage 5 and Clownpiece and get good enough to survive most of Junko's spellcards>get to her final spellcard, end up dying at the very end of it>get heavily demotivated for losing at the very end after a long run>find strength from god knows where to try again immediately after>somehow end up beating her on that attempt with a much cleaner runI have my old runs saved somewhere in my old laptop and I remember I had replay of both failed and beaten runs back to back. It felt really good specially being right after the failed run.
>>500005114Uhh horny anon or something
>>500005987the opposite actually
Marisa a shit
>>500002358My favorite is 12 but 15 was the last one I truly enjoyed. I feel like the games have started to feel less creative and the music has become a bit lackluster after that, but I guess that's understandable after like 17+ installments. Some of the PC98 games were really underrated back when I was in the fanbase, not a lot of people talked about them except for Mima memes. I used to listen to so many FELT TH covers.Hina, Nazrin, Yuuka a cuteI've been in all the big three NND fanbases
Mario?
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>>499952374>Peasley based
>>500015690nyo fucking way
>>499818615youtube versionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01i_3j45EWc
>>499791013Wonder is such a boring ass game. It made me miss NSMB>Bloat, unlike NSMB>More railroading than NSMB>Skill is gated making Wonder have the worst Mario Kit>New powerups are lameIt's pretty but I think nintendo should double down on the community aspect that MM brought. The only good thing is that maybe nintendo will use Wonder Assets in MM3.
>>500022035Yeah Wonder was mid and seemed half baked, had potential but it failed. The fact that all of the world bosses were Bowser Jr and two worlds didn’t even have a boss was lazy as fuck of the devs.
>>500015690>IS THAT HECKIN SUPERSTAR SAGA REFERENCE
>>500022035>>Skill is gated making Wonder have the worst Mario KitThat has to be the most retarded complaint I've ever read.
>>500023956Without skills, the non-yoshi characters' kit is nothing but lackluster. If they're going to gate shit, they should make characters with specific skills.
>>500024901How so? If anything, the non-Yoshi, non-Nabbit characters feel the most good to play as due to access to the game's new power-ups.
>>500024901This post reeks of a zoomer retard.
https://x.com/SsuregiGame/status/1850501655181341003?t=TmANKWBlsFCwIG4Qp7Q-Ww&s=19Speaking of standing next to each other.This almost looks like something I would draw lol.
>>500015690Call me when there's a Geno and Mallow statue.
Someone remade smb1 for the gbc but did it like land 1Aka everything is fucking small as shithttps://youtu.be/TkYDwZK8aNk
>>500015690this shit just proves that if nintendo owned the square rpg characters they would just put them in dumbass cameos and pretend they don't exist outside the rpg games
>>500041449Based
>>500041449Good
>>500041449I would rather Nintendo stop being allergic to anything in the Mario Land/Wario Land series of games.
>>500042231>>500042912niggers>>500043201maybe the second movie will dabble on sarasaland if that leaked desert market scene is real
>>500033324i actually thought it was yours mr. maduro
Uhhh what are you up to this weekend, smbg?
>>500054065Wageslaving the night awaaaayHe drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drinkHe drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drinkAnyways having friday and saturday off is cool except when I have to work sundays
>>499791013I don't like the implications that were retroactively given to a certain MLPiT enemy thanks to this guy. Invizilizards are basically Koopeleons but not Koopas. Koopa Troopas are sapient. Invizilizards are not. Does that mean Koopeleons are the product of bestiality?
>>500055494It means whoever designed this enemy either forgot all about Koopeleons or was not involved in PiT at all.
>>500057148internal data suggests it was built off Koopeleon though
>>500038221I tried the game and holy shit, for the little it offers, it is KINO.Controls are a bit difficult to get used to, they are kind of sluggish compared to the original, but they are responsive and work well. There are also minor QoL changes like chained Star kills leading to a 1UP, higher jump on stomped enemies... But the most interesting things of all here are the B-Quest and Random Mode and the neat things the game adds to it like Yoshi acting as a Power Up, tileset variations and richer aesthetics, hell, even TATANGA is in this game and I take Donkey Kong is too! Unfortunately the game crashed on me in 9-4 so I couldnt get much further, but man, this is how SMBDX should have been, all the fun of SMB1 packed in small graphics and neat bonuses.
>>500015690>just a statueStill kind of cool to see my nigga Peasley in something.>>500041449Probably but really by the nature of most of the RPG games the new characters tend to be pretty specific to the adventures that they debuted in. Starlow is the only major exception that I know of.
>>500054065I was going to draw and continue last night's studying, but circumstances completely threw away my motivation to do anything, so I'm off to play something like Pizza Tower. Can't draw when Im being constantly called in for random nuances every 2 minutes.
>>500038221Well, this looks interesting. Gonna have to set some time aside later for this.>gbstudioEh, I figured as much. Still interesting.
>>500054065Jerkin' it prolly
Mario Musou game when
>>500071685If Nintendo were interested, it would have already happened by now. Joey Tecmo himself expressed an interest in making one years ago and the fact that nothing ever came of it says it all.
Guacamole penis
>>500044990>Sarasa Land is a desert>Sarasa Land is the only desert in a Mario gameNo idea which one is more retarded.
>>500083606I mean I don't think they're gonna use a generic desert world as the setting for the second movie... Do you think so?Mayyyybe if it's gonna somehow tie in to Subcon, with how desert/arabic centric it is.
>>500087573>generic desert world
>>500087807Nigga all Mario desert levels are the same shit, the most unique one is the SMB3 one and that's only cuz of the angry sun and bolted blocks
>>500043201I would rather not.
>>500088640Rape victim mentality
>>500089278Whatever lets you sleep at night retard.
>>500087573It's now or never for Subcon. The only chance we ever see that again is a Western studio whose idea of "Super Mario Bros. 2" is SMB2USA getting to shape a movie of the same name.
So from the very few people that have beaten the game (due to emulation shit that's filtering a lot due to lack of emulator devs and patches) it seems the consensus is that it's a good game, a great one even and probably top 3 ML game. The story has a nice twist to it too that'll take people by surprise, I recommend you not seeking out spoilers for it.
>>500089702Next movie will probably be focused on Yoshi anyway.
>>500089756Sorry anon, the italian gibberish the new guy is trying to do kills the experience for me.I wince anytime I hear him, same shit happened with the last Wario Ware whenever that faggot did his awful Wario voice.God, even fucking internet parodies do a better Wario than him.
>>500038221Well that's why everything appears to be blown out in SMB Deluxe.
>>500038221>start 2 player game because why not>mario & luigi share progress and both dying or completing a level switches to the other bro on the same or next levelneat
Did anyone post guatemalanon's pictures from yesterday? Though I guess they weren't really Mario related, but I forgot to post them for him.
Not really here to spoil much or anything but having a shitton of trouble running Brothership.>Sudachi runs the game perfectly with 60fps patch, only problem is that it crashes way too often>Ryujinex runs like hot ass, can sometimes runs at 40 but spends most of the time chugging in single digits.Was wondering if anyone was having any of these issues and potential fixes other than hoping it get's updated later down the line.
>>500091036Doesn't look like it
>>500091130>Sudachi runs perfectly>crashes way too oftenanon pls...
>barely an hour passes>page 10is it just me or is /vg/ getting overloaded recently
>>500102827According to 4stats /vg/ is about 1% more active than usual right now.
Will concordians make their way to the main Mario series or spinoffs?
>>500104292No. You know good and well that's not how it works.
Mario Retardy featuring JAMBOREE at https://www.twitch.tv/superstarman25
>>500106567>>>/v/693040552
>>500106916I love how you can never have a Mario Party thread because it's literally always """secretly""" this stupid stream shit.
>>500107372???????? make your own... mario party thread????these only happen on fridays and sundays
What would happen if: Bowser actually defeated/killed Mario (At any point)?
>>500108875The world finally finds peace.
>>500108875Bowser Jr would take over as main villain.
>>500108936>t. Bowser
>>500045445You bet it would be lmao.
>>500110124Waiting for Nintendo to finally make Mario x Peach official and make their daughter the new protagonist fighting against Bowser Jr since Bowser retired as king.
>>500117275They will not do this.
>>500119960I wanna see Captain Falco's Falco Punch
>>500117275>>500119960If they do another time travel-focused game like m&l PiT, they could theorically shoehorn mario & peach's son and luigi & daisy's son into the game.
>>500120351One Nintendo game doing this was enough.
>>500117275>>500120351This will NEVER happen.
https://x.com/Nintendo/status/1850708273227526420sovlful shorts
>>500124008
Does Brothership address how Mario and Luigi first met?
>>500119960Are those fucking Captain Falcon's boots
>>500125503Given there's a James McCloud in the FZero series, it's not surprising there would be a crossover the other way around.
>>500124008>COMEDY IN MY MARIO GAME!? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>500125221They met in the womb nigga
>>500125503Star Fox Command has a handful of F-Zero references. In another one of the endings, Fox and Falco turn their ships into G-Zero racing machines.One of the game's bosses is Octoman, from F-Zero X.
>>499797385>missing out on Mario for worst Sonic girlGenuinely embarrassing, but furries are known to be uniquely awful with money.
>>500125221no. its not a prequel.
Do you think there would ever be a Mario game in which Mario and Luigi have some kind of big fight with each other and go their separate ways for a while? Would make for some interesting conflict.
>>499963114SuperStar is the most overrated Kirby game and RTDL is an upgrade in every respect, especially Marx to Magolor.>>499963481True.
>>500129814No, never. I really don't think Nintendo would like to give fuel to the 'Mario is a terrible brother!' retarded narrative.
>>500130102I don't think that's a widely held narrative, and the opinions of retarded western fans don't matter.
Loogi
>>500134804The peak male specimen...
>>500134835They really created Luigi and then pretended to not know how fucking perfect he is
>>500134962Well, I'm onto their tricks!
>>500129814>>500130102If they make a conflict bewteen mario and luigi game, itd be neat if the one who caused it was luigi.>if Mario caused it, itd fuel the "Mario is a terrible person!" narrative, so averting that would be neat.>it also shows more of how Luigi isnt just shy and anxious all the time and actually has a huge ego, so it adds more to luigi than just being an anxious scaredy cat.>some actual drama (outside of the main threats or enemies) once in a while on these games would be interesing.
I'm still struggling to like Mario Wonder. The transformations are fun... but why can't I use them in every level? NSMB on DS came with the giant mario that if I remember correctly could be used in all levels except castles. From what I've seen, they've removed friendly fire from the game. Making co-op boring
>>500139910If they made them split up, it'd only be for like 5 minutes because a boo or someone impersonated a bro and started acting mean.
>>500134835Rosalina...
1up
>>500158432If you need to give a general a 1 up, then you should let it die. It's the Mario thing to do.
Here we-a go again...
>>500122093The Mario Narrative must progress.What happened after Odyssey?
>>500122093Correct. It'll be Daisy and Luigi's daughter who becomes the main character of Mario. She'll be modelled after Zendaya, to appeal to the new generation.
>>500161919>The Mario Narrative must progress.>What happened after Odyssey?Bowser's Fury, Mario Wonder, and arguably Jamboree and Brothership.
>>500117275>>500120351I dont know if this is just me, but I dont like the idea of Nintendo making either pairs explicitly canon, which is a weird sentiment coming from me who's an avid shipper of both. I believe there's a time and a place for everything and the games are neither the time nor the place for direct romance, let alone from the main cast. I wouldnt have any issues with Nintendo made the pairs canon if they handled it with subtlety by simply adding a few brief lovely-dovey moments between them without making it completely in-your-face. But going into the whole proclamation of love and making the pairs explicitly in love with each other, spelling it out for the player and all that stuff... I dunno, man, leave that to my fanfic autism.
>>500162775Luigi's Mansion 3 and Princess Peach Showtime
i saw someone selling showtime for $15 on facebook lol
>>500169505Anybody with a working braincell would see that mario x peach is canon from how many romantic moments they have together, its just that Nintendo isnt willing to advance the status quo to actually have them marry or fuck
>>500173394Which is why it's not canon and Bowser still has a chance.
>>500172126It’s not even worth that much, game is fucking horrible. Should’ve been more like Super Princess Peach, hell I would’ve even taken a Super Princess Peach remaster over Showtime.
>>500177910>incel hates game where the princess is a hero that doesnt have to be savedAs expected
>>500178553I like Echoes of Wisdom.
>>500178553I liked Super Princess Peach though. Showtime was just piss easy garbage, I can't imagine anyone over the age of 12 enjoying the game.
>>500180481>Showtime was just piss easy garbageNTA, but considering it was made by the same bastards that made Shake It, I am adamant to think whoever calls Showtime "piss easy", didnt actually 100%. So up until I see the mess for myself or someone makes an intensive review of the subject, Im not believing shit about Showtime's difficulty.
Super Princess Peach is genuine platformer garbage how the hell can anyone like that game. Is it contrarianism?
>>500184776>genuine platformer garbageI do believe Nintendo games, old and new, are definitely not exempt from criticism and whoever thinks otherwise is being delusional... but my fucking god, are some of you assholes overblowing it sometimes. I remember playing SPP a million years ago and didn't even finish it, but even then I don't think it was a terrible experience, I should have known because bad vidya experiences are difficult to wear off. I don't take SPP had it's flaws, probably more than I remember, but some of you have this annoying mentality of calling a game outright trash based on small things like the framerate of TTYD remake, or whatever arguments you have against BrothershipSome of you motherfuckers see minor nuances and go>LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE AIEEEEEEEMotherfuckers, you assholes have the resources, options and time to play games to your hearts content and decide to be beyond miserable about it, meanwhile I'm a goddamn poorfag that cant for the life of me get anywhere near a fucking 3DS and I'm so eager to play games even if I end up hating them or heavily criticize them at the end. I want to play Showtime, for crying out loud! Even though I'm perfectly aware that I'm going to hate it, I still want to play it! But some of you see Brothership and go "yeah, it has [minor nuance], it's definitely shit, I'm not going to play it", and this bullshit is a constant for every game, Odyssey, Wonder, Jamboree, Brothership... I know I have negative standards, I happily played King's Quest VII, but you guys don't enjoy videogames for shit!
Heads up, I get hit with the new spam timer on Firefox but not with Chrome. Not sure what this implies about the new site change but it might help some of you paisanos realize what's going on.
>>500193550Thanks for the heads upWeird...
>>500193550Was it your first post on Firefox or were you in private browsing or something? It's only supposed to happen if you don't have a 4chan cookie.
>>500195996It wasn't, and I wasn't private browsing, either. Something's afoot.
>>500196426They must be targeting the low quality regions.
Bow to the king
>>500201763I like George Joestar DK Jr. The timeline doesn't make any sense either way.
>>500202106Yes it does. Besides it's Canon now. Everyone younger than you will implicitly understand that Donkey Kong is basically Barry Allen or Hal Jordan
i use firefox and have had no issues
>>500202857Not even real-life gorillas age quickly enough for Arcade DK to age into Cranky Kong and have a grown son inheriting his mantle while Mario and Pauline don't look any older between Donkey Kong titles and Super Mario ones.
>>500119960>>500125503>>500126917>>500129169This is because Takaya Imamura was the character designer and lore master for both series, before he left Nintendo in early 2021.He also was responsible for those Command illustrations posted here, and the funny thing is that game's story makes more sense once you do some digging and uncover old interviews with Imamura, such as pic related and especially this: https://www.reddit.com/r/starfox/comments/18rek3h/just_throwing_out_a_translation_of_this_old/>I suppose it would be that Fox and the team have aged. This time around the story is set 8 years in the future. Characters like Mario and Bowser never age, but I feel that Fox needs to change in various ways over time. Maybe 10 years from now, we'll have the same face we've always known, but the character is actually Fox's son.
>>500203710Two things one Mario isn't real. Two Mario doesn't have anything continuity. And three and most importantly there are only two Donkey Kongs.
>>500119960These three are the main characters in Diddy Kong Racing 2>>500203017
>>500203017So is there an snes version of this or is it all stuck on ds hardware?
Luigi
>>500111674Worth nothing, but->post this trash on twatter>post reached 1k in likes>check Ssuregi's original posts>770 and 561 likes respectivelyI'm sorry, is this what the kids call a "ratio"? Did I seriously pull a ratio on Ssuregi of all people, not once, but TWICE?For some weird reason I feel the visceral need to apologize...
Happy 7th anniversary to the fandom litmus test
>>500213930>to the fandom litmus testExplain this shit to a retard, because I don't get it...>inb4 googleA-anon, I already tried...
>>500213930I mean, looking back, Mario's reaction does seem kind of weird, like he truly does believe there's still some sliver of a chance Bowser could actually win Peach over. I get it's for comedic effect, but I don't blame people for coming to certain conclusions because of this cutscene.
>>500214579You're not a retard, Anon. A retard wouldn't have thought to Google it himself first.You've proven to be smarter than that, even if you still didn't understand what it is he was talking about.
>>500214579I was copying this tweet: https://x.com/pichitime/status/1850611614439157816The litmus test in this case is whether you think Peach left Mario on the moon or not
>>500214634There's no sliver.
>>500217151>Both saved her life a minute ago>Peach smiled at both while the other was far away because of that.>Bowser proceeds to get BTFO by Mario ten seconds later.>Postgame has more Mario and Peach content
>>500213862What up, Marge?
>>500217536>Postgame has more Mario and Peach contentSuch as...? Spoil me, anon.
https://x.com/ya_mari_6363/status/1850927067929714807
Mayonnaise is the most fucking disgusting condiment ever and I fucking hate that it has to exist
>>500228086She pegs him on the roof of the tallest building in New Donk and then throws him off of it naked and screaming. Lovely photo op.
>>500228260It's one of the clearest signs that we're all in hell right now.
>>500228086Peach travelling, more lore of the odyssey landscapes, and giving a lot of gifts to Mario.
>>500228176chad bros
Could Bowser beat Eggman?
>>500229386Depends on if Eggman has preptime or not.
Is the Jap dub of the Mario movie up anywhere? Surprised there's no interest in it.
>>500230753Have you checked the torrent sites?
>>500230841Yep, even Nyaa but it's not there either.I've seen pretty well every dub asides JP up too.
>>500230978Japan has been very thorough in ensuring foreigners don't have access to the Japanese dub with the added Peach nude scene.
>>500230978That's weird, if it's not in any of those sites then I don't know what else to recommend, don't think I've seen JP dub either back when I first downloaded the movie now that I think about itYou'd think by now there'd be an upload, but you know how anal japs are about following the law
>>500229386>>500229871It's funny how the Sonic general's answer was overwhelmingly "no, Bowser stomps" while the Mario general's answer is "maybe if he has prep"
>>500231615I'm with the Sonic general. Eggman has trouble fighting sentient animals, and that's exactly what Bowser is.
>>500229386Bowser stomps the Eggman with or without Dream Stone.
>>500229386>>500229871>>500231615The context is pic related, it'll be up on November 17th.>>500230753>>500230841>>500230978>>500231201>>500231607I uploaded the audio track of it months ago if you want that.
>>500231774I think Bowser is too slow and hotheaded to beat a prepared Eggman. >>500232008I don't trust them to portray this matchup fairly because Sonic's verse scales higher and they are slavish about this shit, thinking that rock can beat paper because rock beats scissors, which beats paper.
>>500229386If we're talking about him being able to get his mechs and toys then maybe, but let's not forget Bowser can use whatever powerup he wants and he has Kamek on his side so I can't fully give Eggman the win when so many things play in Bowser's favor.And if it's a 1 on 1 physical I think it depends on how much Eggman can match Mario's physical feats. We know Eggman is strong, but he lacks the athleticism and the nimbleness red mamma mia man has, not to mention he's quite big so he's gonna be easier to hit. I'm gonna have to say no for both scenarios.
>>500232347Sonic's verse really doesn't scale higher, they're saying no Archie no cartoons. That removes all the best Sonic scaling.
>>500232347>I think Bowser is too slow and hotheaded to beat a prepared Eggman.Eggman can't prepare for wish hax, or bowser simply turning him and his army into blocks, and tons of other magic abilities.
>>500232347Well, do you think Mario can beat Sonic? Because they had him win that fight.
>>500232516>Eggman can have Goombas, his kids, his robots, and his metal copiesGoddamn, Eggman's so good he gets Bowser's allies.
>this whole discussion>everyone neglecting to bring up Bowser's Inside Story>everyone neglecting to bring up Sonic UnleashedThose two are precedent enough that Bowser can beat Eggman with or without preparation using raw strength and minions alone.
>>500232598Bowser can't prepare for a mustached man in red.>>500233004I would be mildly surprised if Mario could beat Sonic, who is basically a shonen anime character with a super form derived from seven redundant infinite energy crystals, but he does have pseudo-toonforce at times.
>>500230096
>>500232516>IDW is allowed>Archie isn'tThat's just arbitrary. Mario-Kun being disallowed makes sense.>Wooden ShipsDoesn't know what Airships are called and emphasizes that they're made of wood. Bowser's fucked if he's writing it.
>>500233227Mario is also a shonen anime character, his western influence is just what people see more than his eastern one.
>>500233227>Bowser can't prepare for a mustached man in red.And Eggman can't prepare for a spiky animal with an attitude.
>>500233130Tf you mean goombas? He said gommbas, you just don't know sonic lore>>500233143No one has brought those up because Eggman isn't a massive threat for Bowser
>>500233335People who hype up Bowser as having conquered "galaxies" always seem to forget that the galaxies he conquered are just a few barely habited little planetoids. They're fluffing him up way too much on that feat.
>>500233573Ah, and Antasma is a big character in Sonic lore as well, I suppose?
>>500233143Archie Eggman could beat Bowser. Probably not games Eggman, though.
>Wonder Power>Dream Stone>Grand StarsHow many other sources of reality warping nonsense does Bowser have?
>>500233862Kun Bowser, if used, is above author level and can rewrite the plot to his will to counter Archie Eggman.
>>500233951Star Rod
>>500233430>Mario is also a shonen anime characterMaybe if you extrapolate from Smash Mario and take a few liberties to incorporate shonen headcanons
>>500233951It feels weird to act like he can recreate the Dream Stone for a random fight. I could see him flying over and snagging the other two again.
>>500233725>People who hype up Bowser as having conquered "galaxies" always seem to forget that the galaxies he conquered are just a few barely habited little planetoids. They're fluffing him up way too much on that feat.Still a way larger scale than Eggman's four small planets in colors. + Bowser destroyed the whole universe and tanked it too.
>>500234087I would agree but read >>500232516It SPECIFICALLY says he gets everything from all RPGs
>>500234058Are you saying the RPGs aren't full of things in shonen anime?
>>500233951Sometimes, when bored, he suddenly warps through space and time.
Mario verse solos Sonic's.Also Toon force > Shonen.
>>500234101His blowing up the universe was an accident and he tanked it because Rosalina reset it. He's still incredibly durable and I don't think Eggman could actually kill him but it's not as difficult to "defeat" him, especially in slapstick fashion.
>>500234248It also SPECIFICALLY says Eggman gets his Gommbas. Who is this person, again? He types like he's 12.
>>500229386>EggmanGet that brainlet out of here.
>>500232516>>500234497pisscord brainrot
>>500234314Toon Force is Shonen. Don't forget where Mario's run came from.
>>500234497He's the most intelligent Death Battle writer
>>500234542Holy shit he's so smart!
>power level discourse
>>500234734Same.
>>500234734It's meaningless because a writer can justify either outcome.
>>500234252I'm not saying they're not but I wouldn't say there's enough shonenshit to turn him into shonen anime character, but I may be wrong because I haven't played the RPGs in a long time to remember all the details and I haven't played all of them either
>>500234734It's something to talk about.
>>500234734Mario & Sonic Olympics already did their interactions way better than whatever slop we're about to get.
>>500234314Don't forget that Sega is removing Sonic's toonforce as evidenced by some of the changes in Sonic Gen remaster.
>>500234497It's Mariover if Eggman gets the gommbas...
>>500235214All I know about this Death Battle shit is they had some fucking Rwby character beat Tifa Lockhart and the Internet was in an uproar over it. I never saw anyone draw them kissing so there wasn't even a point.
>>500234778
>>500235491Death Battle makes whoever would generate more outrage winSee Green Lantern vs Ben 10 or Omni-Man vs Bardock
>>500234335bowser was in the epicenter of the universal black hole destruction, and the smg manual says he survived it in Super Mario Galaxy.Though, he wouldn't have a way to recreate the universe he destroyed without Rosalina or the Star Rod though.
>>500236076The Star Rod which Death Battle says he gets for this fight?
Eggman would get raped by Bowser so hard in a battle that I kinda feel bad for him
>>500236050Each of the two fights death battle made after they went bankrupt and ran to kickstarter (from Rooster Teeth being discontinued by Warner bros) has caused extreme seethe so far.>>500236194NTA but yeah.
>>500236194He's literally invincible with the Star Rod. Are they stupid?
>>500235016A tournament arc is Chapter 3 of TTYD, anon.
any qrds on patches one should get for brothership? heard there were some fps ones at the least
>>500237920Best chapter in Paper Mario history.
>>500237940Is there a patch to save the writing?
>>500234825What compelled Bowser to bring his quadrupedal brethren out of retirement for his space invasion?
>>500204025why does that photo look poorly photoshopped
>>500238924Ian Flynn isn't writing Mario yet, anon.
Might need to train with special overalls first...
>>500239209>Ian Flynn isn't writing Mario yet, anon.he said save the writing, not destroy it
>>500239659He's saying the writing doesn't need saving.
>>500235214
People still give a shit about that death battle, that crap mostly kids screaming over inane shit, like dbspics
>>500241267Let people have fun Stan. Rest in peace but Mario stomps Spider-Man.
>>500240993I find it strange that Bowser has to look up at Eggman.
>>500241628Every company with a cameo villain in that Wreck-It Ralph scene wanted their guy to be the biggest in the room so they ended up making them all the same size in the film.
>>500242214That's not completely true. Their sizes vary.But one thing is for sure: Ralph is the biggest one in the room. Perspective makes Bison and Saw-Hand look bigger, but they are not.
>>500244517I read that in an interview that Nintendo and Sega kept arguing that Bowser or Eggman should be taller than the other and the crew ended up resolving it by keeping them the same height, which seems to be roughly true here.
>>500244998That I can believe. Also>level where you have to chain jump off paratroopas>lakitu throwing fucking super stars at youclever son of a bitch
>>500240275>>500239659only Nintendo franchise he's had interest in writing as of recent is Star Fox
2025 is getting closer, which means we're probably going to get our first trailer for the Mario movie sequel. Who do you guys think will appear in it? What are your hopes and fears? Will we actually get Danny DeVito Wario?
>>500201763I mean isn't it widely accepted that he's just grown up DK Jr.(ignoring Baby DK existence)?
>>500248380I think we'll see Mario and/or the gang doing Super Mario Bros Movie stuff.
>>500248717Yes, I think so too.
>>500248380I'll tell you who won't be on it, Wario, Daisy and Wart.
Attention, everyone!Peach is here!
>>500252082Perfect for BKC.
>>500235281I only knew of Rouge and Amy getting censored
>>500252082Who?
>>500252082https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4R1K2e9R8c
>>500232347Bowser may be slow but his fire could melt eggman's robots and he's physically strong asf (going by m&l bis)
>>500263985hawt
>>500175947>>500252501In bowser's hypnosis induced rape dreams.
>>500263985Mario porn is barely a tier above Simpsons porn.
>>500299137That isn't porn schizo ass nigga
>>5002991371. That isn't porn just a Mario character hug.2. You're gay.
>>500302054>>500302114he may be wrong, but yurifags get the rope anyway
>>500302305You should get the rope for being a schizo bitch ass nigga
>>5003032612 girls can't have sex, they need the male cock for proper love, doesn't matter who.
>>500303680Sounds like (you) need a male cock for proper lovebend over
Some real schizos out here today, huh?
>>500304298Luigi you're getting a male cock in you for proper love
>>500304395b-but two guys can't have sex...
>>500304495Why not
>>500304298>today
>>500299137Please explain your logic here.
>>500304298Every day.
>>500306854There is a reason why Bowser is the one fucking Peach by artists and not Mario.
>>500308660What does Bowser fucking Peach have to do with a pic of Peach and Rosalina?
>>500308660It's ok, P*ach is disgusting anyway.
>>500306854Get out Bart I'm piss
Have a Goomba I drew.
Xenosisters.... we're in
>>500309331what
>>500309331They will port anything to the Switch that isn't the Wii U Zelda ports or Kid Icarus Uprising.
>>500309331>>500311828What's left on the Wii U anyway? Just Zelda ports? And I thought they said they were done with Wii U ports entirely after 3D World?
>>500311828>>500312624Maybe the Zelda ports are blacklisted because they realized how ugly they look with that totally excessive bloom nobody asked them to throw in.
>>500308660>There is a reason why Bowser is the one fucking Peach by artists and not Mario.This doesn't explain your reasoning, faggot, both types of art exist. You called the entire series of characters simpsons, explain it.
>>500309306Cute Goomba, that's an interesting brush effect too, how did you do it?Also, good choice on picking the PM design, that one is probably the most charming design of Goombas there is.
>>500308660NTRfags are a plague that ruin everything that they touch, sure but I am not sure what that has to do with anything.
>>500309306Cute!
After playing this sequence of four "levels" within one level that you have to restart from the first "level" if you die in any of them, I have come to this conclusion:Donkey Kong is actually a little difficult when you can't climb the ladders.
>>500316994>how did you do it?I have this custom brush on Drawpile I usually use for coloring, decided to use it to paint this instead, otherwise I just did slight swirl strokes. The Smudge was also up a bit when I drew that.>the PM design, that one is probably the most charming design of Goombas there is.I'm extremely bias toward Paper Mario designs, especially PM64 specifically, they ooze with so much personality that I miss. And while I used the PM64 Gooma sprite as ref here, it all technically stems from Yoshi's Island.
>>500306854While they aren't stylised yellow skins, it's pretty ill fitting for the characters like how in the image both Peach and Rosalina have to act OOC so the yurifags can jack off, and then the proportions are usually pretty wrong as well. Especially for the bros, but it feels pretty offputting when people try to make the princesses sexy and completely change their body type.
>>500319294Where do you find on-model Mario character porn outside of that one amazing Japanese Mareach artist on that stupid nipsite that makes you register?
>>500228673Power Moons that she bit out of aren't gifts anon.
>>500303680Breaking news: faggot cant watch porn if there isnt a cock on screen
i love penis
i love luigi penis
>>500321515Luigi's greenis...
>>500319454>on-model Mario character porn>outside of that one amazing Japanese Mareach artist on that stupid nipsite that makes you registerW-which one, again? That one Rosafag?
>>500319649They are gifts by definition anon, Peach says she hopes it helps Mario, Peach is also happy seeing Mario travelling with her too, also she only bit one of the Power moons.
>>500321515God, same.
>>500322834NOIT'S MINEYOU CAN'T HAVE IT
>>500319145>Drawpile/smbg/ saturday game night but we draw together instead when?
>>500312624Splatoon and no they never said that.
>>500322953Too late for that, anon.
>>500322480No, the one with an account on this one website I've never seen in any other context that makes you sign up to continue if you look at more than a few pictures.
>>500303680You know penetration isn't all there is to sex, right?
>>500323580NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>500323926You mean Poipiku?
>>500324683It's okay, anon. If you're nice, I'll share it with you.
>>500324816Probably.
>>500321515>>500322834>>500322953>>500323580
>>500322985Would be cool, there are so many Mario things to draw, even common things have so many designs and incarnations over the years to draw. Not sure how much interest there is here for that sort of stuff though.
>>500329063Run, Luigi!
>>500229386They would be friends instead. Bowser would probably touch the genuine part of Eggman's soul that needs a friend
>>500239659Retard Ian Flynn hater found in the wild
>>500331559Would you really trust him with Mario?
>>500331775No, but I wanna see how it plays out
>>500331775I don't know why you don't trust him with Sonic. You act like it was better before
>>500332003It wasn't.
>>500248715Yes but some people are fucking retarded like dkwiki
>>500319454Off model Mario porn looks weird as well. It's not like Simpsons porn is usually on model.
>>500321515Rosalina...
>>500239659Smart Ian Flynn hater found.
>>500332003It was better.Maekawa >>>> Ian Flynn. Sonic Black Knight alone solos his work.
>>500332445Modern DK being Cranky's grandson is undeniable canon at this pointtop lel
>>500332445There's only two Donkey Kongs. Simple.
https://x.com/mari_luijiroh/status/1851293353092280329
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>>500342936>>500343120Sounds pretty good. I really like his take on the axe cutting the bridge. Best use of it I've heard of.
>>500342936>>500343120>Mario doesn't axe cut the bridge It's shit.
>>500344593>>500343991I'd personally write Luigi as his classic personality (similar to Mario's) and all the near death or crazy experiences through the years putting him into more of his modern fearful on edge personality later on. Starting out with coward/scared Luigi this early leaves little room for evolution.
>>500344987I do like this take.
I wanna be a great plumber like my brother Mario.
>>500344987Making him devolve into coward/scared Luigi isn't a good move. Best thing is Luigi gaining more confidence instead of losing it, with him still having a weak spot for ghosts.
>>500343991>>500344593
>>500322480Pretty sure they mean this one
>>500342936>>500343120I need a fan to adapt this idea into an actual comic so they can write it better than that hack ever would
What did they feed him?
did you guys know that birdo is trans?
Finally, someone that has actually played the game they're remakinghttps://youtu.be/mMZ3Mn-esOI?si=RQb6ovTiQwWfEAbF
>>500363141Yes, now all the jokes they make with her suddenly make sense. It's all just kind of weird and clumsy if you don't know that about her.
>>500363141It’s funny that she’s the first ever trans video game character. Nintendo was ahead of their time
How come people say that about birdo, but yoshi is the one that lay eggs.
>>500368801Birdos lay eggs too, just out of the wrong hole.
>>500376397I want to get lucky with daisy.
>>500378671Oh, Luigi you silly goose.You know Nintendo will never allow that!
>>500379112Miyamoto would personally run screaming towards the fornicating pair and pull Luigi out of Daisy before he could finish like Link removing the Master Sword. Unfortunately, it's too late to stop Luigi from cumming, so Miyamoto ends up looking like he walked off the set of a Nickelodeon game show.
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>>500379590He would probably grab a bucket of cold water.
>>500359884A whole heapin-a spaghetti pile of Informazione....
>>500378671Too bad I already did as you can see by my screenshot!
>>500228260https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is79wHukBugThank you so much for reminding me of this commercial
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>>500381128Lol>>500381853That's fucking gross
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>>500389468Lol
Am I the only one that would like to see the Shroobs making a comeback? They were genuinely some of the darkest villains in the whole franchise.
Are all the different biomes we see in mainline (desert, snow, beach, etc.) all part of the Mushroom Kingdom itself, or their own separate kingdoms connected to it?
>>500396569I'd love it.
>>500397757They're all part of Mushroom Kingdom unless stated that the game doesn't take place in Mushroom Kingdom.
>>500396569Never cared about them.
>>500404324What about the Worlds in Mario 3?
>>500405853different kingdoms, because they all have different kings
>>500396569They're pure evil. Maybe several shroobs can return like in BIS for some fights, but the majority of the race can stay gone after their absolute terror.
>>500406270King Luigi...
WOWIE ZOWIE
>>500415937>," exclaimed Luigi, as his enormous, throbbing cock flopped clumsily out of his underwear.
>>500418083Watch out, Luigi! Mario thinks it’s a delicious mushroom!
>>500418771How would Mario feel when he tastes the salsa verde hidden inside the mushroom?
>>500420063He’d say in his weird new voice, Yeepee! Wahoo!” and do a little Mario jig.
>>499791013>marioI got to the end of Wonder and noticed how the lillies that guide you in your game have greater meaning>She's a big deal in Buddhism>Lillies are used in graveyards>It's a flower that grows on the Asian cocytusThere's an actual deeper lore in the game. It's quite obvious the rabbit thing in Odyssey, but in Wonder what seems like a silly joke holds a lot more meaning.
don't know where better to ask this Nintendie question than in the bing bing wahoo thread so here goes. i got a nintendo switch online membership giftcard in the mail and i tried to enter it in the eshop and it's giving me Error Code 2813-9209. i have no clue what's wrong with the card and Nintendo doesn't have any info on their own error code because the error code system is absolutely fucking retarded. was hoping anyone here had some answers
>>500420268a little Mario jig of his own, yes
>>500423975nevermind my switch is just being a piece of shit as always, redeemed it on their website
>>500423975>Didn't jailbreak the consoleSkill issue, brother
>>500422726Or you're overthinking things.
>>500425506It's because Lillies are so common in Japanese media
>>500422726A bit of everything.
Can someone confirm if Luigi still has innate thunder/electric powers or did they retcon it? It seems like they're insistent on keeping the Mario Bros Arcade and Mario Bros NES interpretation of having green fire balls.
>>500342936>>500343120That's actually not too bad of a take.
>>500332445>>500248715>>500201763>500202106>500202857>500203710>500204185I don't understand this autism fans still have with the series. Diddy Kong was originally going to be DK Jr when Rare was making DKC until Miyamoto personally stepped in and told them to back off from Jr and to redesign DK because he doesn't want them piggybacking off his original design. That's how Diddy and Cranky were created, and even with Rare's contributions; NCL never refers Cranky as the original DK, it was only NoA and NoE. And NCL has always referred to DK as the original one from the arcades. Trying to make sense of lore in a series about gameplay is futile
>>500432232Luigi gets whatever element the developers want to give him at the time.
>>500432910He's been a good writer in the past. Single-handedly saved Archie Sonic. I'm not surprised IDW is so fucking boring in contrast, his spirit was completely killed between the two reboots, but it is disappointing since we know he can do better. He has his questionable quirks and hangups, all writers do, but his flaws tend to be blown out of proportion...is what I would have said if he hadn't gone rogue and tried to retcon Amy's character in Generations like a madman. He lived long enough to become the villain, I guess.
Spooky times are upon us, anons!
>>500434724So it seems
Happy Halloween
>>500432232>retconHe has not had the powers since PiT.It's not a retcon, it was just a temporary powerup. Why are people talking as if it applies to the entire series when it only appeared in a single game?
>>500446418Because some people are idiots who think Mario had a canon.
>>500448331kys dramafag
Mario's got plenty of cannons.
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>>500446418>He has not had the powers since PiT.>It's not a retcon, it was just a temporary powerup.Mental gymnastics at its finest>>500433395>Luigi gets whatever element the developers want to give him at the time.Probably has to do with the mandate of keeping fireballs and flowers in place. Tanabe or miyamoto probably hated the thunder thing
>>500452996Mario what the fuck why would you do that
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>>500453056Take your meds
>>500433531He's a fucking faggot now
>>500464676Wasn't he always a faggot?
https://www.nintendo.com/us/switch/online/nintendo-switch-online/nintendo-music/https://x.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1851747457853440212Nintendo Music, apologize.
>>500465850>Nintendo Spotifyholy fucking shit
>>500465850They really will announce ANYTHING but the Switch 2, holy shit.
>>500465850I kneel
>>500465850Well now, this should make collecting music much easier. Can't wait for vidya music sharing sites to crack whatever encryption this has.
>>500465850Now here's a good questionIs it just going to be music from Nintendo owned games, or is it going to be music from games on Nintendo platforms?
>>500469632Former
>>500469947Oh. Yeah I guess that makes sense. Music rights are more tricky than just throwing up a rom.
>>500252082BPC approved.
>>500465850hmm interesting
Yo, /smbg/, I want your collaboration on a little something.I'm working on a Shygal + Shy Guys commission in a war-ish-like setup and I was thinking of making the little guys hold Mario-themed weapons. I suggested this to my client and he gave me the greenlight, so I'd like to have some suggestions from you all on what I could give to the shy guys.It can be almost anything, Mainline objects, Kart items, RPG items, things from outside media... anything goes as long I can fit it in the composition and it's not too elaborated. I'd still have to discuss some picks with my client, but I want you guys to add a little something for this piece because... I dunno, sounds fun to involve you! ...And I don't want to bang my skull against the desk brainstorming on my own lmao
>>500474884I dunno, when I think of Shy Guys with weapons I think Spears or Sniffits.
>>500474884Just something off the top of my head, a bazooka-like weapon that shoots bullet billsIf I get another idea I'll share it with you
>>500466601Based
>>500465850It's pretty neat. Not many games on it yet, but it's nicely laid out.
>>500465850...meh, I prefer Foobar, music files have their original quality and seamless, in-game loops, not to mention it's free.
>>500478830based rip enjoyer
hey anons guess what
>>500479435?
>>500479435You can post image files now? (are you Guatemalanon?)
>>500465850does it have mario rpg and mother 2???>>500479742yooooosh
>>500479435Wow, Deadpool assembled quite a team for his X-Force.
>>500479742sorry the formatting got fuckedidk if it's the new spam rules but it works now, so that's cool
>>500474884Be sure to not give her human skin, Shy Guys have latex black skin.
>>500480834Do they actually have latex black skin or is that just how it's rendered in "shadow" because you're not supposed to see any of it?
>>500475657I can do that, but that'd be no fun lol.>>500475745My bad, should have clarify, I'm looking for established Mario items specifically, I'm not looking to Mario-fy weapons or design them from scratch. Although given your idea, I can use one of those Bill Cannons that you see in Paper Mario/Mario&Luigi, that'd be interesting.>>500480834Well, it's not like I have many options on that because...1. We're talking about Shygals here and their skin is at the discretion of the author and there's not a set standard on that.2. The client's shygal has human skin so there's no workarounds I can do (although this specific design is fully covered in blacks, interestingly enough).
>>500474884give her geno's arm cannon
Usually, I only draw this design in retardy threads but I’m in the mood to draw it now, so any requests involving this shortstack tom nook-esque peach design
>>500487747>Hello, this is your princess speaking, did you know it's tax season?
>>500487747Draw her pregnant.
>>500487747Motherfucker, it's you!! Fancy meeting you here! I love your tanooki Peach so much! I take you did a kitsune Daisy too once? I never saw it (and still drew it anyway lmao)If you want a request, draw her hugging a large pillow while looking at the viewer.Here's to see you more often in /smbg/, anon!
>>500488846>I take you did a kitsune Daisy too once? I never saw it (and still drew it anyway lmao)I did, wait, did you drew one, too? Also, your request sounds nice. Don’t know if you’ll see me more here but that could change
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PImf0bJoGQ8
>>500489249That is much hotter than it has any right to be. Damn.
>>500489249>did you draw one, too?Yes, you probably already saw it, though. I touristed around one of the retardy threads that kept being posted here and I saw your tanooki Peach draws. Someone mentioned kitsune Daisy and then felt the urge to draw them both.
>>500487747>>500489249>>500489650I'm not a furry but these girls are cute.
>>500487747Draw Mario plowing her
>>500488846Here she is
>>500492421Niceee, good work, anon, this is really cute!Also>Don’t know if you’ll see me more here but that could changeFeel free to drop by, you never have too many drawfags in here lol
>>500489249Please do. More OC creators can only help the place.
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>>500497142tax queen thighs
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