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This one isn't defaced...
>>499794912Discord is forcing the other one, too bad
>>499794215Cute bobby
>>499795478
Are we rolling? Nah, no one would roll for this
liz sex
Pruned...
>>499795478My potato save point.
>Link Lost
Common Bobchad W
Moving on down to the new thread!
I'm gonna misunderstand...!
>>499796843?Nobody was using your thread, man
Kama Love!
>>499796935Yui a cute, Milly a cute.
>>499796935Is she actually shorter than Yui?
Haven’t seen iphone bobfag posts for a while. What happened?
>>499796949And yet the jalter thread got purgedYeah I'm thinking Bob won this time
>Bob threadSee you in 12 hours...
>>499797071It's a hollow victory
See? I told you. >>499796226It's rare for anyone here to farm inefficiently without looping at all. I farm with just my favourites, especially if they have bond bonus during that event + 3-10 turns. It's 5-6CE, depends on who I want to bond in the back row. I could have gone with Kaleido as well, but meh, I love to see my servants doing damage via brave chains. Anyway, such cases are rare, people mostly loop.
>>499796759I already have NP8 Jeanne Alter but I am two USOs away from ten so maybe I’ll summon for her.
>>499796935Cute maids.
>>499797052Yes
>>499797127Victory is victoryOnly losers act like there's a difference
>>499797247>troll thread got pruned>get uppity I wouldn't even call it a victory now that I think about it
Friday... my bros...
>>499797052Yui is 160cm, teen mom is 152cm.
Oberon love! Again!
>>499797362Here, saved the pizza bro
LETS SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALLhttps://poal.me/plp4iyhttps://poal.me/plp4iyhttps://poal.me/plp4iy
>>499796759I am.
>>499797154>10 turns
can anybody post a list with halloween 90++ teams? wanna see if i can actually try something
The Bob thread has been judged superior
>>499797617Post your fc marie bro
bob poops in your mouth
let her cook
Bob tier list:>A-tier: Bob summerBob summer is the ultimate Bob, she's even more Bob than the original Bob, so full of sass and with a bunch of great outfits.>B-tier: Bob original, LizBob original is pretty great, she's got that classic Bob charm that Nasu spent years cultivating and refining. The only issue with Bob original is her third ascension, which seems half-baked and an afterthought, likely diminished by changes Nasu made to the LB6 script. Liz gets a lot of rep as proto-Bob, and she has a lot of unique traits that are non-Bob, but she definitely has earned an honourary Bob status.>C-tier: Tlaloc, summer Tlaloc, OC4 BobTlaloc is a pretty decent Bob, but she isn't really a Bob in LB7, which hurts her Bob status in a big way. Summer Tlaloc is pretty Bobby, but she lacks versatility in comparison to original Bob summer, and is somewhat one-dimensional in regards to her Bobesque motivations. OC4 Bob has a lot of potential, but only time will tell if she gets the Nasu writing treatment needed for the greatness of Bob status.>D-tier: Carmilla, AliceThey're not really Bobs, but they kinda have some Bob-adjacent qualities.
>>499798032You're insane
>>499796835no...
>>499797997What's your endgame?
>>499797794
I am not reading all that
>>499798032No thanks, all Bobs are good
>499798032I see
>>499798032All bobs are equally amazing
>>499798032I love all Bobs equally
>>499798032Where does Malter fit in on this tier list?
Bob shat herself and Morgan has to wipe her ass
>>499798465shes jalter
>>499797052Same height as Abby.
>>499798032These are prostitution ranks btw
The only tier list that matters
jalterfags got laughed at yet again lmao
>>499798540Only the second and third ascensions because they have huge boobsMalter's first ascension is a Bob
>>499798527Chat is this real
>>499798465Why would Maid Alter be a bob?
>>499798619>I avoided this list Nice.
>>499798619>Lip>not cancer?????
>>499798619shift the two on the top right down 4 tiers, otherwise it looks good.
>discordkeks melty because their shitty thread was deletedNot the first time, not the last time
>>499798868What time is it then? 2nd?
If you "love all Bobs equally" then that means you don't love any Bobs.
>>499798810Bob actually served as a maid during her prostitute days so there's a connectionAlthough Smalter is more of a Jalter
>>499798619Based list
>>499798868common bob W
>>499798702That's generally what babies do, yes.
>>499799097This is disgusting
>>499798946It means I love all of them equally.
>>499798946If loving Bob is a crime, take me to jail
>>499799343Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
If you love Bob post your grailed Bob and FC
>>499799471cute cute CUTE
your grailed Bob and FC
>>499799139Did you know women shit themselves during pregnancy
>>499799471Mogan and fotm
>>499799452Lv 90, posted in 24h ago
>>499798465>>499798675It's Maria you twit.
>>499799023pretty
>>499799343muh DICK
>>499799668No, I didn't
its a fucking shrimp
>>499799685Britomart is a Morgan?
Did anyone 120 Homete? Do we have any Lvl 100 NP5 Hometes? Are there any genuine Homete lovers at all in /alter/?
please my husband dont call me a jalter
>>499799986nopeshe FLOPPED
>>499799690Maria love!
>>499799986No.
>>499800045Cute Boberina the third
>>499799452I don't love Bob, I like her.
>>499799995Sure Joey
Bros?
>>499800253You bastard, you betrayed Bobbros
>>499800042>>499800113Kys >>499799986Homete lover here. I had bad luck and only got NP2 unfortunately. I will grail her to Lv 100, dont have the grails now. I have seen someone else say that too. On day 1, someone posted they had a NP5 Homete.
>>499799834shrimps should not be fucking
>>499800314Can't be helped
>>499800426>only got NP2 unfortunately.How many quartz?
>>499800594WE ARE LOSING THE POLL
>>4998006506
thoughts?
>>499800535Then how would we get more shrimps?
>>499797362>>499797585yea... i'll likely pick up some dominos later. Some reason or another they giving a free emergency pizza when you buy one.
>>499800650I wish it was 6Over 500sq, thats all you need to know
>marble phantasm
What does Homete mean?
>>499800703I just want the servants to be happy...
>>499800951Literally this
>>499800527
>>499801050Based and sovl
>>499801167
>>499800876500 quartz isn't very much, it's clear you aren't a real Homete fan.
>>499800951Homeru is to praise, homete is the te/connecting form of homeru and there's an implicit kudasai that's dropped to make it a "please praise me"
>>499801284Go parent your children Mogan!
im a big fan of pornographyplease post some for me
>>499801468
>>499801461
I should do more gauntlet runs...
>>499801726Do some Zalcano to cool off
>>499800812You got me there, fuck shrimps
Marie Orta
>>499801726Which one?
>>499801774I have literally never touched zalcano. Probably should try it eventually since it's in the area.
>>499801726is corrupted required for bofa?
>>499801987I want the one with big bops instea
>>499801987Great design, too bad she is fotm.
>>499799656Sure
>>499802015Regular. I can't do cg yet, let alone consistently.>>499802075No, although the odds are way, way better. 1/2k vs 1/300 if I recall. I'm a main so can buy it, but moot point since I can't afford it.
>>499802020want to touch my cock instead?
>>499801987Marie Orga
>>499802251wtf sentient rat wtf
I think Cagliostro looks based
>>499802020It's pretty fun.
>>499802426you are gay
>>499801987The purple lipstick makes me diamonds, bros.
>>499802075Nah, it's an old game so you only need it for saw-con.
>>499802251Change ascension
Rate my drip
big nigga
>>499802675Fgog/10
>>499802675Fgay/10
>>499801987What will her and Super Edmond's valentine be like? Thhe moment you get then they already link lost.>>499802426>>499802675If only he didn't look retarded ingame. If only he was an actual character and not a Roa stand-in.
>>499802808Out of ten!
>>499802604I refuse.My np3 level 80 Bob is the first ascension one who sits on her ass all day and doesn't get used in combat.120 is undead faenigger death incarnate and will stay that way.
I want to fuck the clown
>>499802251What is the pattern here?>120 Salter>120 Bob>120 Cunny Vinci>108 Hokusai
>"~~!!!"
>>499802808Would bang.
>>499802808$1000 plus tip out of ten!
>>499802914I like herI like herI like herI like her
Is this achievable natty?
SHOBU
>>499803110Why is the retard dual wielding vibrators?
>>499802296I finally made my first EOF today :>
>>499803056Common waifufag L, you don't have to paypig or grind to 120 for characters you like
>>499803669I look like this
>>499803229Niten Ichi Ryu
>>499803801can you spit in my mouth
>>499802675YOU THINK YOU THE DRINK, BITCH? YOU AIN'T EVEN THE CUP!
Her name is Cnoc na Riabh
>>499803110The battle to be on top begins.
>>499803554Why wouldn’t you upgrade servants that you like?
>>499803851No
>>499803554okay?
You fucking cunts my AP overflowed
What do you think they'd talk about while farming?
>>499804037How is this our fault?
Bros, they freed Aizen…
>>499804156i will suck her ass with such force i'm going to digest that burger myself
>>499804156Why didn't you remind me to login?
>>499804156Pudgy...
>119/121 Who?
>>499804453me
>>499804453I only deleted someone who hadn’t logged in for a week
>>499804453>he didn't track his friendlist through excelYou deserved it, chump.
>>499803110https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YHJvF4Q8Ok
>>499804156Shota gangbang queen
>>499804629Uh, I don't consent to getting my name put on a spreadsheet just because I added you
>>499803379With the GUI, I got so confused and thought it was some other game. Congrats, are you going for the ornament kit upgrade as well?I've yet to go for zenyte upgrades, which would be close equivalent to what this is. Or well, it's rancor now since we got the amulet upgrade recently, from Araxxor.
>>499804453I deleted one guy who hadn't logged in for a week and another one who had already quit and had been offline for 5 days.
>>499804813Fine with me, I prefer non-consensual anyway
Nevermind, I found out who it was.
>>499805196Namedrop his ass woody
>>499805196Post your fc I’ll add you lil bro
>>499805196namedrop him and I’ll end your entire /alter/ career
>>499805196Namedrop me then
>>499804425Moosashi...
>>499804453I'll be your friend, post FC.
>>499805552Wtf? I like castoria now
>>499805253>>499805552Okay 060,288,128
>>499805832SentKiara in all
>>499802235Not to me she isn't.
Bob has feta cheese in her crotch
>>499805832Already friends
>>499805832Blacklisted, thanks
>>499806016whos this? medb? scathach?
>>499805995god that's hot
Licking bob feet right now
Melt can't wipe her ass
>>499805832>k*arakekBlacklisted
>>499805278Go on, I'm listening.
>>499805832Already bros
>>499806265Why would she need to do that
>>499806154
>>499805965You tried...>>499806019>>499806649Bros...>>499806115No problem.
>>499806265well obviously crippled nugget cant do it
Why is it always the same people getting deleted
>>499805832I could try and free up a slot if you need bros.
>>499806265>>499806686>>499806836The penguins do it for her
>>499806841Almost as if they dont play the game...
>>499806841Have you considered it might be always the same people noticing.I'd never pay that much attention to it.
>>499806868If you want to... I have 2 free slots after all.
>>499804276It begins…
>thread dies
>>499807389sry bro i'm watching fp1
>>499807020Sent
>>499807389Well do something stupid then.
>>499806809No bros, just friends
>>499807087
Bob feet smells like penis.Discuss.
>>499807551God you, added. >>499807589Friend...
>>499807389No one wants to used this forced thread.
>>499807562Greetings, Maousissy.
my dream foursome
>>499807079Britofrieren...
>>499807785esl opinion doesn’t count
>>499807785Nobody laughs at your forced meme.
>>499807562
>>499807886There is no forced meme on alter
>>499807079The new years gauntlet is going to be rough. Hope she comes easily and painlessly.
>>499807837This but switch BB for Melt.
I laugh at anyone beneath me
>>499808009melt is too loli, i need 1 adult looking to teach the kids the wonders of sex
>>499807992>roughMost of those are skips though
>>499807782Thanks, locked
>>499808090>1 adult looking to teach the kids the wonders of sexBB is a virgin though
>>499807954The pizza!
>>499808173The two in between KKK and Tiamat are not most
>>499808182shes AI she can just google sex and learn it
>>499807992A bunch of flops and then Draco
>>499808347This
>>499807992>SR City>DracoNot that rough
>>499808176Same bro
>>499804156>>499804425>>499805462/ourgirl/ love!
See? Instant effect.
>>499808347Johanna is more popular than Draco though
>>499808546The clown effect above you…
Will jordana roll for johanna?
>>499808301Confy
>>499808679holy based
i kissed an /alter/ sis on her vagina and i got herpes!
>>499808679Stop associating her with gooning. It's offensive.
>>499808794It was a Kamafag?
>>499808808Lb6 story is about Castoria edging for 16 years till the release
>>499808808She should stop gooning then
Since our next event is a lottery, don't forget to calculate properly when you should MLB your CE.
Gonna watch the Broly movie finally, see you later
>>499808915i look like this
>>499808915delicious
>>499809164I don't really need embers or QP or that much FP really or the mats...I'm just gonna instantly MLB it.
>>499809164>calculatedo people really have a problem with thisseriously?
>>499808347>>499808409Look me in the eyes and tell me you're going to skip Britomart, Nito Alter, Tezcat, KKK, and Tiamat.You can't.
>>499809424Yes
>>499809424I only want City so I guess I'll roll for Tezcat, I kinda like him too. But everyone else is a massive skip.
>>499809276The little goblin girl is pure sex. Good choice.
>>499809424I can. Easily.
>>499809424practically nobody is getting all 5 of those
>>499809424I am saving for NP6 Zerktoria + NP10 Summer Chloe + NP10 Suzuka so everything else is off the table.I am skipping Britomart, Nito Alter, Tezcat, KKK, and Tiamat.
>>499809164?
>>499809857Nah, I'm saving those for the end
>>499809424I need to save for next summer so the only one I'm dumping some SQ on before that is Draco. The rest are easy skips, yes.
>>499809857*blows ropes*
Did JP already get that ability to swap Append Skills from unlocked ones to locked ones and vise-versa that they promised after the 9th Anniversary?>Ask onii-chan?They'll just lie to me...
>>499809164I’ll max out my lotto CE early for my bros!
>>499809424>BritomartWho cares>Nito AlterSexo but permanent>TezHe's cool but I want to roll for women instead>KKKI want to roll for women instead>TiamatOne dimensional mom joke, easy skip
>>499809424I’m not rolling until summer next year bro and that’s only for Barghest
>>499809276Which one?
>>499809987Google is your friend
>>499809424I wouldn't mind having Nito Alter and Tez but I will be skipping them and for sure all of those others. However I am also NOT rolling for Draco either and don't care about her. I'd like 1 locusta though, but Locusta is around the same as Nito alter and Tez for me, skipped to save.
>>499809987Not yet. They only got the increased coins from bond so far.
Notice how the anon didn't even put Johanna in his poll because he knows everyone will roll for her
sexy childs
>>499809379>do people really have a problem with this?...no...
>>499810220cute butt
>>499810159This will go like the promised revamp to Bond CE, right?
>>499810496Its been like 4 years…
>>499810220Why is Miyu like this?
>>499810747I don't look like this (I look like Koma)
>>499810747Her short foray into homelessness changed her life trajectory forever...
>>499810747i can fix her
gonna need some bro hours tonight
>>499810782Post feet
>>499810747giwtwm
Go Sei Go!
You DO remember that Jesus is watching you from Heaven, right?
>>499810747I told her if its not her I will do it with Illya
>>499811014
>>499811073What does he think of this?
>>499811073god i hope so*open up my cp (carnival phantasm) folder*
>>499811073Hope he enjoys the show
>>499811073*does the helicopter*
>>499811073He watches me jack off? That's kinda gay of him.
>>499811073Well that makes him a perverted voyeur.
>>499811163can you kick me in the dick
>>499811547No
>>499811565>internalslut
>>499811565>>499811073SHUT THE FUCK UP MARTHA, NOW GO DOWN ON ALL FOURS AND BEG FOR IT LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO!
>>499811073Who should I masturbate to? I don't want to disappoint the lord
What would happen if Sei and Kintoki had a kid?
>>499809424I'll be rolling only for Ptolemaios
Shuten sex
>>499811913Is that a fgog servant?
>>499811937Sis...
>>499811937Big old man cute. CUTE!
>>499811937I meant Sugitani*
>>499811997nopethat's the new girl from the popular chinese gacha honkai rail
>>499811913She looks like she's related to Arc or Anne Bonny more than Sei
>>499812194Is she for (You)?
>>499812361Hahahaha.No...no...no...None of that in Mihomo games
>>499812361>>499812194https://youtu.be/c7n9zvKf02c
>>499811937>>499812176Same, because I look just like them.
>>499812361Nah those games are all built for shipsisters
>>499811565Even about mine?
>>499812558Post feet
Rikyu pale feet…
>>499812685can you step on my face
>>499812685Those hair tassels are cute and sexy
>>499812784!
>>499812685I look like this
>>499812948Erice...
Is Melusine for (You)?
>>499813086Diplobobus
>>499813142>:(
>>499813160Yes.
>>499812948Melt...
Meduseless
>>499813363She saw her fat ass
>He asked for no pickles
Yuudusa
>>499813910Isn't she like 50?
I want to scratch my butt
>>499814031Mid 40's, why?
>>499813802>no pickles
>>499813346Does Nurse think that gooning is healthy?
>>499814137she would rape you violently until you didn't want to think about sex anymore
>>499814031>>49981409849dusa...
>>499814098She should know this shit.
>>499814225Oh no, not forced sex with a hot woman. My biggest fear...
>>499814346a harrowing reminder to not put off marriage while you're still youngSad
>>499814346Still cute.
>>499814350>Smug_Stheno.png
>>499814225how big is her cock?
>>499814346delicious christmas cake>>499814576well alter? how?
>>499814363How terrifying, I hope it never happens to me...........
is polak drunk again?
Reminder that this drunk hag is better at video games than 90% of /v/ and /alter/.
>>499814764Literally every 3rd anon here has alcoholism,
>>499814346Hag sex
>>499814904i want a cute polak hag gf...
>>499814661It's simple, percentages calculations can just be reversed, so just take 1000% of 8.
>>499814904She's twice as old as the average /v/ user and spends all her time playing games because no one will fuck her so that's just the natural conclusion
>>499814659The medically appropriate length is roughly 16 inches
>>499814904Reminder that nobody has ever asked.
>>499814924I should’ve been allowed to fight Sieg at the teacups ride.
What if Mordred clogs your toilet?
This is why Meduseless will never get a swimsuit.
>>499815284Selling Sieg into a fang farming slavery (enemies are riders).
Hakuno gets all THIS!?
>>499808869they have penises
>>499815476Are you still not free from the Fang mines?
>>499814924Not meThe only time I ever drank alcohol in my life was my mom's wine by mistake when I was a kid.I used to drink a lot of soda but I stopped because it made me sick.now I only drink water
>>499815540>Hakuno gets city sex on top of all the extraverse servantswas it fair bros?
I bet it smells like sour cream and onion.
>>499815429She has a loli, an even bigger titty monstergirl, a gameplay alt, an already revealing outfit, and more CEs than your favorite ever will.
>obvious samefag shitposting a servant not even out in NAwhat's the point?
>>499814346can she still get pregnant?
>>499815632He is just projecting his anger over his squabble with a drunk alterfag, don't take it seriously.
>>499815774Medusa has been out on NA for almost a decade...
>>499815895Unless you're the retard himself I'm not talking about Medusa
>>499814904I bet I could beat her in a Pokemon battle
>>499815632you drink no cum?
>>499815810my parents had me at 50i do not recommend it
>>499815737And that is perfectly fair because your favorite probably is better off than some other servants.
>>499815571I am going back there right after I clear the shop. I will be free only after Illyafest probably. But then again, it won't hurt to farm now. >>499815632Based about water. I myself drink tea/water, wine on a rare occasion, because it's the only alcohol that seems delicious to me. >>499815885Remember Enma? Remember anon who couldn't do his job because he was too drunk? Polish Yuufag? We can even assume that some drama happens because of that.
>>499816043Damn, Circe got faaaaaaaaat.
>>499815970These are mine and I'll take good care of my Goddess' feet!!
>>499816123I remembered you having a fight with your bf and being mad about it. Please don't project your anger on us. Try to meditate and find peace
Medusa took Taiga's anal virginity
>>499815970>got Ishtar recently from GSSR>rewatched/reread scenes from Babylonia to try and appreciate her more>eh, not doing it for me>looked up art of her>she looks nice sure, but still, something isn't quite right>had an idea a few days ago>look up specifically art of her as a giantess destroying cities or threatening people>have that moment of truly appreciating herNow I truly see. She's perfect for it.
Woodwose got wood…
>>499816784Morgan did this
>>499816827why do women make art like this? (not the shipping but the stabbing)
>>499816784Who whose?
>>499816827Cute and canon
>>499816968The primordial desire to get dicked down
>>499816827Why is she naked?
>>499816836if morgan didn't friendzone woodwose she won
>>499816968Some people may see the act of dying like that as interesting and a statement of the relationship of the 2 characters. Mostly symbolism.
>>499816968Seems fine to me
>>499816827>that scene where he sees her dance in blood and just goes "damn I fucking love evil bitches"absolute fucking kino he's literally me
>>499811010Bring the pizza
>>499817084would have won*
Oberon love!Two scans this time, both non-h. One is an older Kiara doujinshi, second one is Arthur/Gudako with some sprinkle of Oberon and hat. https://exhentai.org/g/3101908/0fdc3f9969/https://exhentai.org/g/3101909/a6da82a1ac/
>>499817281cringe as hell
>>499817438Everything in alter is cringe
>>499817365Based.Do you have any new bob doujins to scan, oberonbro?
Oh no no no Tamakeks are cucks
>>4998146611000 * 0.081 being 100%0.1 being 10%0.01 being 1%0.001 being 0.1% and so on.Or you could just know that 8% out of 100 is 8 and then multiply it by ten.
Lip love!
>>499817528stop lipsplaining
>>499817628Sorry this is a Takeuchi general
>>499817267
>>499816043>Circe>Male
I hate when Xu fu screams YADA! like a fucking retard.
>>499817492Nope, there's maybe some random Bobs sprinkled into some stuff, but nothing featuring her. I do recall seeing some Bobbers in the Aesc doujinshi I scanned just earlier.
>>499817709>>499816167I didn't wanna call him Piglet.
>>499816968Reread LB3 (loser) or watch Rurouni Kenshin
I love when Xu fu screams YADA! like a fucking retard
Good night, bros
i hope you won't wake up tomorrow
I don't care when Xu fu screams YADA! like a fucking retard
>>499817684Lip goes where she pleases.
>>499817929https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDs0W-wo8dIGRAND AVENGER
>>499817994good night, lippa......
i often scream YADA! like a fucking retard
>>499817661Oh yeah. The reason why she is asking what 8% of 1000 is because Japan has a general tax on essential items of 8%, so she want to know how much she is paying for food most likely that cost 1000 JPY.
>>499818261SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH
>get new phoneWoooo, no more game crashing!
>>499817994Good night Lipfriend.
>>499818397what phone did you get bro
Is Koyanskaya for (You)?
Don't mind me master, just taking this here evil woman.
>>499818261Based Lipbro don't let them bully you.
>>499818397Also, I can see how much damage my NPs do for the forst time ever, I've been playing since Chacha's rerun.>>499818462A Galaxy A25. Still a cheap as fuck phone but better than my literal potato.
>>499818261Shitty Lippa, let them bully you
>>499818494No. Why?
>>499818116https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBcuHA3fWCoHe was unstoppable, in the right and should have made Meiji no inu pay for what they did to him!!
I love this dragon
>>499818938based and true soulmate pilled
>>499818938What NP level should be our goal for her swimsuit?
>>499818938We know Aurora
>>499818643>Galaxy A25lmao what a piece of shit
>>499819101Correct.The only thing I use a phone for is calling work and playing FGO however, and now FGO doesn't crash.
>>499819101i have an a20
>>499819085She's a universal looper so as high as you can get
>>499819085NP0
>>499819230>>499819284pagpag phones
iphone is /alter/core
lmao tourist outing himself
>>499819364i'm chilean
I have a CUBOT phone and it works fine, paying more than $150 for a phone is retarded desu.
Which servants would be the most likely to take in/adopt a child from off the streets? I was thinking, either bodika or EMIYA, because it seems like it's become a meme that they're essentially the default parent figures in chaldea. But I just want to know, are there any others?
Are you rolling? Np goal?
>>499819617Rasputin (Kirei)
>>499819617Fuck off reddit
>>499819545
>>499819617dude...
>>499819786Cucksucker not even once
>>499819584i bought a galaxy s24 ultra for $700 when it was on sale
>>499819769Evil priest! Bad master! Kotomine hate!
>>499819790Sexy pilot
>>499819545Weon...
>>499819790Is that a fgog servant?
>>499820058
>>499820250It is not, and the filename is a current mostly ignored shitpost on /vp/
>>499820250Do you normally ask this twenty times a thread?
>>499819085Personally I'm hoping for NP3, that's enough for easy 120 and 1 append. My main goal that summer is Kuro so I can't afford more.
>>499820250Heroic spirit sexy latina pilot
>>499820250No its an /alter/ servant. She appeared in this Halloweens event.
*sips*
>>499820414Damn, she can be friend with City then
>>499819545Post FC weon.
>>499809527>>499810053I am back! The Super one. Great movie honestly, the best of the 4 Dragon Ball Super movies
>>499820660>What?Hello, newfriend.
>>499820379>mostly ignored
>>499820653It is the best one I agree the animation is good and the choreography is pretty great.
the southamericancord is here...
>>499820805Yeah definitely. Although I didn't appreciate the Bardock retcons. But everything else was great, never felt bored during the whole movie.
>>499820732Quiet down, monkey. I’ll poke out your eyes and dismember you if you don’t.
>>499817994Good night, bro.
>>499820732is it related to the pokemon leaks? does she fuck a slaking or somethign?
>>499819085I’m aiming for NP6
>>499821020Yeah I remember it being great back when I watched it.
>>499820732Most of alter anons look like this
>>499821194Fgog servant go back
....
>>499821134Yes and no. Skyla has nothing to do with this gorillaBut this pokemon basically organised a rape gang banged of a woman that tortured his species, impregnated her and she gave birth a pokemon.
>>499817994Good night, bro. I'm heading to bed too.
Would you like Konyan more like this?
So which servant are we shitposting next, bros?
>>499821803Yes
>>499821817Melusine
>>499821817Bob, all servants are bob.
>>499821879Is she for (You)?
>>499821383
>>499821817Tlaloc, that whore betrayed (you) to side with Hakunon.
>>499821817how about we shake things up with Kiara or something? I'm sick of the usual suspects
If the Head Nurse saw this thread she would turn her back in shame.
>>499809424Only Nito and Tiatmat are based
>>499821817Can we talk about Robo-Mom?
>>499822315the head nurse would never turn her back on an unwell patient
umm... hi... I'm back from my business trip... did you miss me ehe...?
>>499822451Where did you Gogh?
>>499822109How does one shitpost Kiara, exactly? Kiarabros are all fags who like her specifically because she is an insidious whore.
>>499822451Happy to see you back, bro! Hope you had a productive trip.
>>499822406Is the Head Nurse qualified to deal with mental illness?
don't ever reply to me again vile kamatranny
>>499822565Tell Kiarafags she's a virgin
>>499822543brazil>>499822615I ate a lot of food ehe...
>>499822451>>499822626I would never miss a shitposter.
>>499822451If you are Rosa, please put teatime on your Gogh, the gudaguda event ended weeks ago, you always do this, you dumb idiot.
>>499822619No, she is not. Also a brain amputation is called a lobotomy.
>>499822451We did, like, so many jigs while you were gone, but now the moment's passed.
So many avatar schizos today...
>>499822886no...
>>499822397Based on what?
>>499822859Nurse wouldn't do that, right?
>>499822743Sounds nice bro
>>499822451>>499822615>>499822626>>499822743>>499822975https://youtu.be/CsIJ-NfYT0o
>>499822975You're still back in time for movie night.
>>499822710You wouldn't DARE
>>499823083I DON'T KNOW! I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT THE GIRL WITH GUNS IN HER FINGERS!
>>499823191*stops*
>>499823236
>>499823232I bet she never actually had sex
Alter is so nice to kiarafags.
>>499822619Meant for >>499822428
>>499815217SOUL
>>499823331I like her a lot.She need another buff that is just a 100% in her NP damage.
Do you guys think Eric Bloodaxe will get a SSR version soon?
Luv JasonLuv the ArgonautsShrimple as
>>499823591
Luv my ArcSimple ass
>>499823840>lvl103you don't love her
>>4998238406CE?
>>499823637How did she not get a strengthening quest when they released Kashin Koji in JP...
>>499823645He’s already an Ssr in my heart.
>>499822315And dial for a pizza.
>>499822451Don't ever do that again...
>>499819713Would you look at that- the gacha whose common abbreviation doubles as an onomatopoeia for what I'm doing when I think about it
>>499824157>This kusoge is almost 10 years old>Still no SSR Pretender Queen Elizabeth (Drake lily)
>>499824243i don't even want to image how autistic you'd have to be to feel smug about posting some low hanging joke like this >namefaggot
>>499819790>>499820379>leaked internal documents list that girl as Hispanic>people read this as 'latina'Do Americans really?
>>499824012Not one of Sakurai's meta lovechildren.
>>499824380It's okay to be salty if you didn't come up with that one first, better luck next time
>>499824402thisshe is spaniard
>>499824402They gotta cope broski. Spain doesn't exist. They all died when Francis Drake hit them with the hougeki yoi.
>>499824703>unovan (american) citizen>spaniardShe's never been to Paldea, let alone come from there.
uh oh melty
Rate my haiku I just thought up.>I love my /alter/ bros.>but I love my np5 Kama more.>I want to bang her.
>>499825019Kekma
>>499825019Moving.
>>499825019You fucked up on the first line. 0/10
>>499825019Artma...
>>499823840>>499824003>anon refuses to answer>can't find any 6CE setups with minimal amount of effort on youtubeAnyone else know if she can do it?
when's jalter ejaculation show?
>>499823668My husband
>>499824307
>>499825249Cancelled due to low ratings
pokemon characters are japanese unless their original undubbed name is clearly western
90++ nodes are the worst thing they ever added in the game
>>499825249after Bob's one
>>499824951W-w-what? But Nagao isn't for (you), she's for Takeda! The frogs have analyzed their mtl thoroughly and are absolutely positive about this, please do not post non-canonical images, it is NOT a good look....
>>49982524929th for americans, 30th (aka my birthday) for euros
>>499825494this but unironically, that artist is a giga pagpag that doesn't even draw guda how he actually looks
>>499824157Mom lunch…
>>499825445They were a response to Oberon.
>>499825389Drop those hamburgers, Apollo.
>>499825494Your shitty self insert won't win over hundreds of years of homoerotic rivalry. Give up on your dreams and die
>>499825686This little nigga destroyed the game...
>>499825494Lmao, how many servants actually for (You) frogs decided to deny?
>>499825227Nobody?No Arc fans that can link a vid proving 6CE?
>>499825749>>499824951Bros, please clarify which of these images is accurate. Is she for (you)?
>>499825559Yoooo my bday is on the 29th! We're birthday bros.
>>499825686I appreciate Oberon for that. He ruined Faerie Britain for the good of us all and he ruined the 90+ node to spite Latelets. He the realest.
>>499825918She's for (You) like Melusine is for (You)
>>499825918Who the fuck cares bitch. Do what you want
Looking forward to a little over a year from now when we once again see that /fgog/ cannot read.
>>499825996So she isn't for (you)?
>>499825918While it is easy to misunderstand, from what I gather, she is still for (you)
>>499825918yep
>>499825996So she is for (You)?
>>499826084Ah I see, I'll keep that in mind. Hopefully the posters who are under the mistaken impression that she is not for (you) will realize that they are incorrect and have been misled by the poor quality of their machine translation.
>>499826169No, but Mashu is. Kouhai love.
Friendly reminder.
>>499825918It's a threesome
>>499826321Oh nononoonono frogs tourists don't look
Does the jp tierlist account for 90++?
>>499826296she and guda are going to live a beautiful life together when fgo ends
>>499826451Yes
>>499826321I have a feeling you aren't posting this with friendly intent, Miguel.
>>499826525Friendly to brosHostile to frogs
>>499826525How is ending all cuckposting not a friendly intent
>>499826586This, fuck on back to your dead general.
>>499826371Does he wear his armor in the bedroom?>>499826592Some of the Servants in that image are in married or otherwise in committed relationships, to say that they're for (you) is cuckposting.
Reminder that self inserting is redit. So don't do that
>>499826525it's the only true list thoughthey're ALL jpegs so being a delusionGOD is the only real play. For the married ones you just self-insert as the husband
>>499826518
>>499826084would morgan be ok if i were to have an affair with kagetora?
>>499826746Mentally KEKED
>e-every servant is for (me)!!! i have epic sex with all of them and breed them all!!!Okay, Fenrir5034.
If there is a hole there is way
cuckposters being put on the grill today, but boy they give off a shitty scent
>>499826321Based. Anyone and everyone is for me, no matter what. If I can say, type, or draw it, they are mine.
>>499826852
Post more pictures of Gorgon's snek hair betraying her tsun facade and showing her true feelings.
>>499826917a frog scent
>>499826875Is that an /fgog/ e-celeb or something?
kama fucks muramasa tho
How would /alter/ react if Aniplex/Lasagna/TypeMoon announced this?
>>499827086>>499827073Fellow LINK LOST sisters!
melusine fucks aurora tho
>>499827123uhhhh based schizo
>>499827123>Percival "Percy" FujimaruKINNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This is an image of the one who makes cuckposts on /alter/.
>>499827073
>>499827348>Squeeze!?
>>499827123Are you an ant?
>>499827540That's a mobile-sized filename, figures cuckposters would be phoneposters
what does lil bro think waifufags do in any series without blank slate MCs?
>Men want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
>>499825389Pokemon regions are very blatantly based on real life places, so it's pretty easy to give the vast majority of them places of origin. It's only ambiguous if they're described or intended to be foreign but aren't given in-universe context on what kind.Also reminder that pic related has a scouse accent canonically.
>>499827638I have no idea, they probably don't play these games?
>>499825918The better looking one is the canon one.
>>499827638Now that Hakuno/Hakunon are summonable, what should WE do now that we're in a series with two blank slate MCs?
alter characters have nasty farts
>>499827638I have no idea, they probably don't play these games?misstyped captcha
>>499827798There's only one thing to do
>>499825305
>>499826586Cirno...
>>499827872I would like Mash 1000x more if she was actually this short.
>>499827638I have no idea, they probably don't play these games
>>499824307Nobody likes Drake
>The bot broke
>Anon likes .jpg>this makes the cuck rageLmao
Is Nobbu for (Okita)?
>>499827963Mash is permanently chibified after the events of oc3
>>499828179
>>499828212Holy based, I finally grasp Nasu's brilliant 15-year plan for FGO.
>>499828304Brobunaga ;_;
Did I do that?
>>499828304no......
>>499828389
>>499828304This is what motivated Nobbu to kill the 6 million.
>>499828353
>>499828389Suck my cock Nagao
>>499828389Takeda's spear holder
smells like frog in here
>>499828471>6 millionwere they really that many?
>>499828781All in 3 months
>>499825019A haiku is measured in syllables not words. It's supposed to be 5/7/5 but you made a 6/10/5
I self insert as ritsuk and my wife and her boyfriend.
I'm sorry daddy, I've been a bad boy
>>499825591A lot of artists don't. There's pixiv fanarts with black Masters tagged as "Fujimaru Ritsuka"
>>499829025Get down on your knees and get to work, son!
>>499829025Spread your cheeks
good night, bros...........
What the fuck is a pagpag?
>>499829354Like a pag but twice as much
it's genshinfag lingo, so if you see it you can automatically write it off as a ratpost and ignore it.
>>499829354It's a /gig/ meme. Forget about it.
Nobbu has drip?!
>>499827540>>499827621>731x1024What? That image is perfectly legible on a monitor.
>genshin is so ded they come post hereSAD
>>499829354SEA slang for slop. It's food made from leftovers pillaged from restaurant trash. When applied to gacha it's a trash character that you eat up anyway.
>>499829931Star Rail killed them and ZZZ put the last nail in the coffinNo surprise they're stuck raiding dead threads like ours
>>499829354It's some sort of southeast asian doggie bag from low tier restaurants. Basically means garbage quality food.i don't know why people are talking about Genshin which is Chinkshit and thus can not be pagpag the same way manhua isn't manga.
>>499829819
>>499830105Maybe because genshin is using said term because they posters are SEA?
>>499829829Do you have a monitor for ants?
>>499830258And I wouldn't know that, because I don't post in their shit general and it makes no sense to use a sea term for chinkshit, what part of that did you not fucking get?
>>499829829even on a monitor the text is pixelated garbag
>>499830343>what part of that did you not fucking get?Any of it I don't know shit about you nor do I read minds.
>>499830304>>499830424>anons are still using standard def monitorsLMFAO
>>499830343It's been explained in alter many times, probably by gachatard tourists. That's the only reason why i >>499829990 know what it is.
the ESL SEA /gig/cord is here...
/alter/'s being weird
I don't want to have to wait another year and a half for her.
hmmm these fgo """"fans"""" sure get mad when you remind them of the actual canon writing of the characters
>>499830780Too bad, time to save!
>>499830780You can have her by purchasing Witch of the Holy Night available for Steam, PS4 and Switch written by Kinoko Nasu and illustrated by Koyama Hirokazu.
>>499830793i know just like morgan and uther
>>499830780Log in on JP server
>pagpags itt using <$800 phones and fhd monitors embarrassing
>>499830883Don’t reply to yourself you annoying dipshit
>>499830852Ok but what about the alice onahole?
>>499830973It's the same guy who was melu cuckposting the last 2 months. He found a new target.
>>499830774That's what their buttholes taste like? Makes sense. Illya's taste like strawberry, Miyu's like vanilla and Kuro's like shit
>>499830970it makes a lot more sense when you consider that the people seething over newer gacha are just fags who can't run them
>>499830793Why did you post those two when /alter/ likes Taigong and only dislikes Koyan because they didn't make her a true Tamamo
>>499830852I already have and did all scenes including the gag sections and finale chapter, and I crave more of her in Fate/Grand Order for mobile phone devices.
>>499831095No, it's just thematic color association.Don't make it weird.
>>499831067is he the same retard trying to force a weird ship between city and hakuno?
>>499831067>new target.No not really there was a dumbass spamming Taigon and Vitch pics when Tunguska was already out in JP in /alter/ years ago. Probably the same dumbass from back then.
>>499831067>2 monthsPardon me, I meant 2 years.
>>499811073I know and my satanic wife knows too
>>499830578Explains why the thread is bad.
>>499831768>>499831768>>499831768
Goodnight