I love Lissandra! Editionold: >>499926740>Current & Upcoming Content[09/25-11/12][Event Pass] Worlds 2024[11/06][New Champion] Ambessa, The Matriarch of War>Latest Patch Noteshttps://wiki.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/V14.21>Latest PBE Patch Noteshttps://wiki.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/VPBE>Builds/Account Statshttps://u.gg/https://www.op.gg/https://lolalytics.com/>Model Viewerhttps://www.modelviewer.lol/lolg/ OP pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/8xZvBfnZ
which one is better
>>499971294I asked this 2 days ago and got no answer.Did some minor research and could not find anything stating what the differences, if any are.Looking at the "drop rates" in the actual client, you might be able to find out if you take the time to compare literally everything, but at a cursory glance I saw no difference.Hopefully someone less retarded gives an answer.
holy shit, I just learned that faker is 0-14 vs chovy in solokills. like I know that chovy gaps all other mids, but like this is crazy. old man really is washed
>>499971202Alright bros, state your>main main>fav pokemon of all timeGravesInfernape
>>499971826>I just learned that faker is 0-14 vs chovy in solokillsthis has been debunked
>>499971884No thanks
>>499971957>t. zoe/gardevoir abuser
why did nobody tell me that ksante is actually fun even if hes a gay negro
>Annoying flame constantly, saying to just afk>"WHAT THE CHUNGUS?!?!? YOU CAN'T JUST AFK IN RANKED! REPORT THIS SUMMONER NOW!"
>>499972379nobody says that
>>499972592Aside from the chungus part, literally just happened last game
>>499971884Ice waifu See pic hehe
whats your favorite yordle
>>499972826to cum or to play?
>>499971294>>499971547the difference is what the grab bags you can get from them dropsone is 3 guaranteed of the 900something RP or lower with a chance for bonus stuffthe other is 2 guaranteed of the next higher tier or better with the same bonus stuff chanceidk which one is which, the skins the orbs themselves drop are the same chance
vg vs vg on NApw: vidya
>>499973092Thanks for the actual answer. Can check the bag drops in client.
>>499972973to marry
>>499971884Senna (for her kit, the visual champ design is dogshit)Mawile
>>499971884khazixscyther
this should be the champ's design released for the game, a large female masked warrior, no relation to Arcaneshit, no face revealed.
>>499973181>>499968163
>tired of getting countered bc im first pick top and my team wont give me shit>queue again>first pick top again>last pick jungle shows rammus>tell them I want last pick or I will int soraka duo mid>they make fun of me>insta pick soraka tp >1 second left >they dodgehahahahahahahaahahahahahaha I have nothing left to lose
>>499973442poppy
Seraphine has had a higher pickrate than Sona since release. Why was the queen of /lolg/ able to end that khia with such ease?
VG VS VG NAPASSWORD: vidya+7
>>499973363join vgs please
>>499973413>>499973092>>499971547>>499971294
>>499968163https://youtu.be/yWHrYNP6j4k?si=PdNEYjeuT22FAm1l
>>499974089Sonasisters...
>>499974108sorry kaisa I just queued aram...
>>499974164I didn't include the "Chance to contain" sections because I was being lazy and doing quick screencaps.
vgs +7
>>499971826All the younger players have probably better hands than him. He's transitioned into the shotcaller/macro role.
No one else does.
>>499974164>>499974309>>499973413>>499973092>>499971547>>499971294Fuck it, heres the remaining
>>499974413I need to cum
>>499974413will kaisa be there that I can fuck?
>>499974663Make sure you let it out only in me
vg vs vg +6NA serverSearch "vg vs vg" in custom gamesPassword: vidya
>>499971884Soraka my cute wife! bulbasaur!
vgs +6!!!!
The only respectable Black champion in league.>exclusively fucks white guys>viego exclusively fucks black women
just first timed ori brehsplaying with balls was pretty fun
>>499975046Senna is the the black champ though.
>>499975134Nice jobI personally prefer cocks but balls are nice
vgs +5pw vidya!!!
>>499975169Senna isn't respectable, she got captured and then magically granted powers while doing nothing
>>499975267how long do these usually take to fill?
>>499973957nice
>>499975349the first one can take a little but if theres games after they fill fast
>>499975403based
Whats the lowest damage you ever done(but more than 0)I did 16 total damage in a game recently.
>>499975349it takes a while to get started but once it gets rolling every game after will be instant
>>499975046No black champion is respectable.
>>499975567Medarda is
Stop posting Kai'sa I need to cum...
>>499975326I think Ambessa looks kind of weird here, but at least its a unique and creative design unlike 90% of black characters westerners make these days.I like the old body accents they seem to give her and her daughter.
vgs +4!
>>499975585Nope.
>>499975626I think its because Fortice can't make unique facial expressions. Her facial animations are identical to Vis and many other characters
>percent max hp true damageis there anything less honest?
Ah, I had to leave to update my game and then it filled
>>499975929you snooze you loze
>>499975905"playing" a tank or statcheck npc toplaner like panth
vg vs vg bets!!!
Yone!
>>499971884ZoeGardevoir
>>499976298Teemo feet!!!Erotic toe beans!!!!
>>499971884lulu turtwig
>>499971884ViegoCharizard
>>499971884TeemoLucario
>>499971884ViegoCharizard>>499976782dude wtf
>>499976782>>499976935>>499976969>>499971884chuds detected
>>499976351Heh, cool.
>>499976193Um, excuse you, tanks are actually extremely honest and skillful.
>>499971884>kaisa>haunterneed not the approval of plebs i know how good my taste ispurple gang purple gang purple gang purple gang purple gang purple gang purple gang
>>499971884Yone/KaynGyrados/Gengar
>>499971884Mareepfite me
>>499976969ditto made this post.
>>499971884Absol
>>499978160>edgy teen
>>499978160God that looks exactly like my hair a few months back.
>>499976193Actual tanks-- other than Rammus cause no one, regardless of role, likes being rolled at by a 500 MPH Sonic the Hedgehog wannabe with no real way to avoid it unless you have like 3 dashes on a sub 20 second cooldown-- are based. Bruisers are dishonest and cringe. Simple as.
is teemo jungle actually busted now
>>499978160>a cross shaped gun in my chinese malware game never ever
>>499977008>Graves>ChudIsnt he like gay or something?
results!
>>499971202last thread
>int as leona>removed from partyit was a fun 30 minutes
>>499977510hot
>>499979495>Gordon clears tazmir >AGAINboring rerun episode
>>499979575you didn't get removed, after game is over we make a new onevgs up another one
>>499979495embarrassing game for lily lol couldnt hold it down against 3 gold players>>499979575that just means the host left the lobby new friend
>>499979495new uplobby name: vg vs vgpassword: vidya+7
>>499971884YoneCorviknight
>no vg vs vg stream and live play by play commentary
>>499979550>Adcs Soraka full
>>499979663vg vs vg game 2 bets are here
>>499971884KledGarchomp
Here's the new Kindred skin.Expect to see it in a bunch of porn soon enough.
>>499980193>kindred niggerI pass
>>499980193Never One.
>>499979550how do you make those
>>499979550>/vg/ need sex badLMAO
>>499980030double barrel banana machine gun.
>>499980549>take something funny>ruin it with unnessecary chatgpt commentthe azakana special
>play an ARAM >one person on enemy team AFKs after first fight>should be fast win>my team refuses to actually hit a tower or anything>chasing for kills and playing for KDA>enemy Vayne becomes 24 kills >game is 100% loseable now with vayne running over us >their nexus is exposed and instead of just walking to it after we ace them they keeptrying to push the wave>people BACK PINGING ME when I'm hitting the nexus>win a final fight and I just walk myself and auto the nexus>my team is taking enemy teleporter over and over instead of ending the gameWhat is wrong with these people
>>499979550wife femcel today!
>>499980842the fuck is with retards playing for kda in aram i always go afk on these faggots
>>499980723>be you>assume it's Azakana>be correctthought you were Soraka poster, carry on.
>>499980842>holy shit i need to fucking end this aram game where the enemy team had a ragequitter im desperatelmao
>>499980842>Leona on team>is playing like she's xerath>won't walk up or engage anything>rushes heartsteel against full ranged enemy team >sits at 2 deaths for at least 5+ minutes probably on mountain of gold>ends game with 45 heartsteel procsARAM is played by exclusively retards
>>499980193>>499980193do i really need another one?
https://files.catbox.moe/iyc0s1.webmdeserved for playing rengar top lane
>>499972278Every champ that takes fun away from the enemy grants fun to its user
>>499981204okay let us click back and forth for 20 minutes on fun to play champs vs fun to play to champs!gaylord child
>>499981204>losing a 4v5 because retards are running into a Vayne over and over End the game you subhuman
Why does /lolg/ insist on corrupting pure champions like Seraphine, Soraka, and Poppy?
well, lolgs? t1 or gen g? reply with your serious analysis. i enjoy talking about the gamealso nice op pic
>>499981594i dont carei only like blg
I DON'T WANT T1 TO FUCKING LOSE BUT THEY JOB TO GEN G EVERYFUCKING TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>499981559evil can not create, only corrupt
>Nut to kindred this morning>GF just got home and handed me some extra merch she got from a vet school event>Chapstick that says "I <3 LAMB!" on itI feel uncomfortably seen...
Yup. I knew it was too good to be true lmao.
>>499979315>fags can't be chudshomophobe much?
>>499981678not worlds t1, and not worlds gen g. if flyquest can take them to 5 games just doing (mostly) standard stuff and outmacro/outfighting them, t1 can certainly beat them too
>>499981559Who's corrupting Soraka? Futa fags? Fuck those guys! >>499980549BOLTER gun you mean!
G2 or SKT who we rooting for?
>>499981926dont fucking remind me how bad bolters are in spess marin 2
Fucking lost to a zilean named smellyfart. What a joke. All because Darius went 4/11
>>499981909flyquest won by outdrafting the shit out of gen every single game except the last one [sett pick trollololololol]t1s drafting is just as bad as gen gs
Everytime I come to /lolg/ I just get horny...
>>499981909Yeah but they got psychological damage buff on Faker.
>>499971884use to be a TF onetrickif I get back into the game ever again ill get Talon to 1milDragapult
>>499981336MF, Akali, ezfagel and lux mains all have over 20 fucking skins to buy, kindred is childsplay
Why do literal retards still queue for top just to shit their pants? Top is so overtuned that a single mistake or so much as wasting a ban on stupid shit like Teemo or some other useless wank as opposed to actually valid top bans like Tryndamere and shit just ends your entire game. It's actually the "play lane phase perfectly and never make a single mistake or you auto-lose" role now. In early game it's actually more demanding than ADC now. Or at least it is until after early game-- then you're either a melee minion or you're literally 1v5ing with no in between, while ADC is still a pissbaby role that needs presidential protection post-lane phase no matter what.So why do gorilla nigger retards keep queueing for this "play perfect or you auto-lose" role just to shit the bed and singlehandedly lose their team the game instead of just clicking enemy minions in the jungle and occasionally ganking lanes? I've played top and jungle both, jungle is unironically easier than Top. So why don't these retards migrate to the easier role?
>>499983618>draft pick
>>499983618This is only the case if you ego take Ignite. If you take Teleport you have a get out of jail free card.
>>499980146top wins
>>499984080i like to take ignite and tp fuck flash abusers
>>499981336It seems like it'll be basically "Wolf Kindred" and is presumably the "Noxian" version of her the same way Spirit Blossom is the "Ionian" version. So it's up to you if that idea is worth it.
>>499982367How can you fuck up a Bolter? It's a RPG rifle. It's Easy to make things, so BOOM with one.
>>499981426personally never really found him that annoying
>>499983761Ranked players are no better. Especially top laners.>>499984080TP or Ignite is not a deciding factor. It's just people are retarded and don't belong on the top lane in it's current state.
>morde crit for 24how did that happen?
>>499981881wut wrong>>499981926>BOLTER gun you mean!I don't even know what that iiiiis.
>>4999853761% crit rune still exists for Riot Gold™ members.
>rank up a bracket since I started playing again>my comfy 3am losers queue gets filled with faggot smurfs screaming at eachother about who's peaking >nobody friendly out of 9 players anymoreI just wanna spam emotes and pretend to be a woman bros...
>>499985376on hit magic damage critting from shadowflame?
bestinu cleared rumia again
>>499980146>>499984189resultsit was very long and hard foughtnew is uplobby: vg vs vgpassword: vidya
>>499985459>He doesn't 40k
>>499985459>>499981926Boltgun.
>>499985741I've learnt my lesson. It's not a good idea to play an assassin with 160 ping and with runes you are not used to. Thanks for the carry and fun games.
>>499983618Irelia simply cannot lane into tyrndamere.not the players fault
>>499985959Sounds like yet another brain issue, in the form of "should have swapped pick order with someone so he doesn't get counter picked like a retard". Oxygen thieving idiot didn't even TRY pick order swapping, dipshit blind picked Irelia.
>Why don't both top laners just pick after the other and counterpick each other?
>>499985741game 3 of saturday night vg vs vgplace your bets
>>499986273All bets on om nom nom nom nom nom
>>499986245Get a better blind pick then retard.
>>499986273>azir jg>against ungabunga feet girlthis has to be a 20 minute game
>>499985851>YWN have an cute tall lanky harlequin who whispers jokes into your ears.
>>499987039Oh no.....
wake up ahri esports soon
>>499971884PoppyTinkatonIt was love at first sight, absolute rascal personality.>>499973583>>499976478>>499979785Good taste.
>>499987232let her sleep in
>>499971884QiyanaLopunnyYeah I have a type
>>499971884RengarNoivernI just think they're neat.
>>499987283WAKE UP AHRI ESPORTS SOON
Any reason why the roles have such strongly defined stereotypes?>Top lanerFat tall dude>Jungle normalfag>MidNerdy slightly above average looking guy>ADCEither the chillest dude on earth or the most tryhard motherfucker>Support Twink
>>499987039ITS BEEN SOOOOO LONG AHHHHHHHH
>>499987549>Jungle>normalfagWe are not normalfags. We are filled with too much rage to not insult everybody we meet.
>>499987549i'm a mid laner and i am a nerdy very below average looking guy
>>499987547...There are no esports soon?
>>499987680tazmir...
>>499987770What do you mean, it's only like 10 hours away.
>>499987549if you would please consult the graph...
>>499987549my friend is 6'5 and built like a fridge and plays support, mostly lulu and thresh
>>499987680I was going to type below average but Faker popped up in my head and he's cute.
>>499987826besides my height i think im a very above average looking person in terms of both looks and muscles (natty demon)
what do my five favorite mid champs say about me>sylas>yone>ahri>orianna>zoe
>>499987830Yeah, tomorrow morning. At least it is sitting here eating my burger...
>>499988069bpd princess
>>499988191i'm a guy
>>499987549>adc>the chillest dude on earththe guys who whine in-game and in every community about their role being weak in every patch even when they're not>jungle >normalfagnormalfags play duoing bot most of the time literally
>>499987039>>499987578
>>499988575geez..... what?!
>>499988575
Are we returning to normal with Ambessa
>>499988894>fat black woman cosplays as a Brazilian princess
leona is pretty cute but I don't find her sexy if that makes sense
>>499989002she is the same bmi as her desu
>>499989092doesn't make sense
>>499986273>>499986350>>499986354results!this volibear champ is pretty strongnew up in ~2 min
>>499987504Hoho pretty good, qiqibro. They knew what they were doing with Mega Lopunny. Not even subtle
>>499989216>lyra just ints when he's on the same team as vouivre
>>499989146>narrow hips>fupa>muffin top>qiyana who is muscular>bmi
>>499989216custom lobby name: vg vs vgpassword: vidya7/10
>>499989402>qiyana who is muscularshe could lose some weight
why is it that when my team mates ping me to do something I really don't want to do it even if it's the correct play?
Once again, top laners are the biggest retards on the planet. If you can't play solo lanes without making mistakes, you need to get off the fucking top lane and sit in the jungle where your gorilla ass belongs and learn how to properly play that instead. Either that or accept you're a genetic failure and just pick engage supports in bot lane and just spoonfeed an ADC and yank faggots off of said ADC.
>>499989703because you wanted to clean your room then gave up on it when your mom told you to do it
>>499989446game 4 of the illustrious saturday night vgswho will win?
>>499989746its normal games nigga he went to the casual mode to play the thing hes bad atyou cant ask for more than that
>>499989864That's what vs AI is for. There's a difference between "being bad" and "simply too genetically defective to function on a remotely human level".
>>499989746>aftershock>rush mercs and thornmailwho the hell was his lane opponent
>>499989746>adcnigger doesnt understand top laanethose 16 deaths were good deaths dumbass
>>499990125the voices
>>499990125Darius.>>499990151No they absolutely fucking weren't.
>>499989294it's too good brotoo goodneed a qiqi skin with ripped stockings ASAP
why does no one ever run to me
>>499990306>idiot gets fisted by Dariustale as old as time
>>499990427u stink
Will Emily cast tomorrow's GenG vs T1? I already miss her bros...
>>499990370Mega Lopunny Cosplay Bunnygirl Qiyana
>>499991014awooga..
why did they focus the leona during the team fight?
Ambussin ain't even that OP what's the complaints about
wheres the skill expression in this game? just knowing every champ can kill you with 1 spell?
>>499992238>main damaging ability is a skittle sized skill shot that only does its max damage when it hits a solo target Karthus unironically has one of the highest skill ceilings in the game>DURR PRESS R There's a reason it has a like a 3 minute CD
>>499989703most likely you have inbred genes
>>499992440holy copeyou incinerate ppl with just e
>>499992305Where's the skill expression in CS? when everything just oneshots? kys, being reductive just exposes you as a mouth breather
>>499992305dota has infinitely higher damage
>>499992563i mean the kids have to spam tab to not zone the fuck out on this game
>>499992238my only complaint with her r is that it seems so similar to ksante r
>>499992497yeah, during the 3 seconds you have mana for it
Ambessa can't even dash through walls lmaooooooooo
>>499989789heres the results in case anyone caredsome players cant catch a breaknew lobby up in a minutevg vs vgpassword vidya
what happened to this general? why so dead?
>>499993417it's 5 am
>>499993417the game is fucking boring
>>499992497>I have never actually played KarthusIf you keep your E on an entire fight you'll be out of manage. E doesn't do shit for damage until max rank and even then majority of Karthus have to toggle it on/off while fighting to not go oom
>>499993498its 12
>>499993414>vgs are backWhat happened I thought no majin no vgs?
>3/10 kayn top>0/18 bot lane against a pyke yumi Lmaooo this is what I get for winning a few games. GNM.
lobby name: vg vs vgpassword protected: vidyaplayer count: 7/10fun: maximum
>>499993810its not like you carried the wins either
Ok bros I’m a support shaco main and I was gonna secondary teemo but I cannot make teemo support work He feels useless and his mindgames aren’t even fun they’re just me throwing stuff down and maybe a fight starts there later I then tried Neeko and she’s 50x more mind games and fun so I refunded the devil teemo skin I bought for a Neeko skin End of my blog
>>499993937just play jungleall 3 of those champs you just mentioned are by far the best in the junglealso stop spending money on this chink game its going to be end of service any day now
>>499993829two more slots open available to joinall are welcome
>>499994235>>499993829possibly the last game of saturday night vg vs vgplace all of your bets
>Wake up>No Yordles ...damn. I haven't yet brainrotted hard enough to defy reality or hallucinate.Ah well. Guess I'll see if my internet will cooperate and play them, instead.>>499993498Poppy...
>>499994578the team with doja loses. nigger has been getting goombastomped all night by career golds
>>499994713Did you start the brainrot train of last thread?
>>499994812Practically, yes. Different anon posted the first Poppy, but I seem to have posted some of the best.~I should really just get the rest of the YPC calendar images compressed to 4chan size. You guys would love them.
Literally stomp or be stomped cause retarded brown kids can't avoid chimping out, playing on unga bunga auto pilot mode. Shit's so boring but there's nothing else to play atm with the West shitting itself and Asia taking ages to just make a game with some longevity that people give a shit about that people can "main game".>inb4 NormsRanked player quality is no fucking different whatsoever. If anything it's worse. The kids there are browner and more retarded.
>>499995270play morrowind
>>499971884GnarGallade
>>499971884VeigarClaydol
>>499995207>YPC calendar images2024?BASTARDWHERE?WHERE ARE THEY?
>>499995717I possess them. I actually support the spiral bound every single year.
>>499995207I know I'd love them, anon. Would owe you big in the form of drawings.
>>499995621btw, they may not make sense together, but my second favorite is Koraidon, and that makes more sense with Gnar....not that anyone cares really.
>>499995925Already on it, boss!~The only painful part is compressing down to 4chan sizes- I don't want to post Mega links overmuch...but I do have 2022-2024.
>>499988847Define normal
>>499996047do you looks like this?
>>499996047WowzersYou wanted the Wedding Pearppy right?
(The ones I've posted this thread are all from this year! into 2025! They're running from March to February because of printing issues, I think.)>>499996098No, but I kinda wish I did...>>499996162That's me!~
>No Poliwrath champI just love that its just Poliwhirl but angry.
>>499995883Your power level far exceeds mineI kneel
>>499996248Neato! I'll get to it, but gotta leave for now.Which Style of wedding dress though? Or would you rather leave it to me?
>>499996280Damn, while you're down there...Kidding, kidding. Seriously, I wish I had an apartment or something again- I used to keep my calendar to the side of my monitor, but no such luck where I am now.>>499996398I'll leave it to you! You've got excellent taste, and I love your style- so I know I'll love it regardless! Have a great night, yordlebro!
Why'd they make her so sexy?
>>499996248if you looked like that, you'd be free use in lolg
>>499995596>BethesdaNo.captcha; TKD4W
>have run into 3 different scripting Xerath's on ARAM>sent game files with time stamps to Riot>2 of them stopped playing games right after I sentSo why do we have this spy ware on our computers when it clearly doesn't work
>>499996551See, part of me would LOVE that- but another part really just wants to be whisked away by some anon. Decisions decisions...~
>>499996548Cmon man. Her in game bio literally starts with "She looks young but she's actually 10000 years old"They knew EXACTLY what they were doing.
>>499996647Cause Riot is a Commiefornian company and wants their game to run like a commie country too.
>>499996653L O W
>>499997310built for loving anal
>>499997310So how does the Calendar work? They invite certain yordle artists?
>>499997408Yep! Specific artists do work for the calendars each year.>>499997396Built for human dick, no matter the hole!~
>>499997235TIER
>>499997489Very nice, I wonder if people suggest them or they just get approached.
>>499990828>I already miss herThat's a man.
>>499987549>ADC>Either the chillest dude on earth or the most tryhard motherfuckeri love the adc stereotypes, i love how everyone says "lol adc babies just keep crying xD"but then they get filled adc ones and play something that isn't a mage and they experience true horror from the depths of hellnot even because of the nature of the role(glasscannon) but because supports are consistently the most braindead,subhuman creatures in every single game and you somehow have to survive laning phase as a sane personyou will have no kills, your CS will be denied, your support lux/senna will autopush every single game and you gonna love it
>grinded an account to 30 where I only wanted to play Aurora>auto puts me in Gold and Emerald in Flex>quickplay/normal queues all over 5 minutes>can't play with IRL friends because flex disparity >sweatiest games imaginable in solo queue emerald range>ARAMs are high elo as well>have to play on an old dumpster tier elo account to have any fun whatsoever They've pretty much barred new players from ever playing the game because you winning even slightly flags you as a "smurf"
Can someone help explain why I deserve this loss? The Jungler basically sprinted it, the top died everytime he got a kill, and the only reason the support/ADC has a Kill and assist is because the Kai'sa Q'd Zac's blob and stole my fucking kill from me. Seriously, I need to know why I lost this besides Riot putting me with the biggest retards in the server
>>499997571I think they kinda cumulatively decided to do it, but wouldn't surprise me if they're approached about it!
>>499997649Cute and delicious. Shame our local fags have no socials for that.
>>499996791tag?
zaunite sucks
>>499997625you didnt even win your lane what do you have to cry about man>i went even in lane so i should win even though the enemy team had 4 people who won their lane
>>499997852no shes cute and pretty
>>499994578>>499994778and here are the resultsim sure everyone had fun but on the fringe case that you did not please submit a complaint in the vg vs vg helplinesomeone else can host if they want
>>499997852that's why i'm getting my league of legends online girlfriend to boost me
vg vs vg bros...
say something nice about Nami
>>499997616>nigga has an account already, with experience>nigga makes a new account, gets flagged as a smurf>complains Kys
>>499997909zaunite vs rumia
>>499997749Agreed, but I respect the desire for (relative) anonymity.>>499997797Normally I would, but last time I posted it here it was some anon who just wanted it to search the archives for it. Sorry, anon. :(
>>499997909
>>499997616or could it perhaps be the case that the system has correctly identified you as a smurf?
>>499997909Pretty fun clearing
>>499998101frost rabbit
>>499997616>make smurf account>the system detects you as a smurf>HELP ME NIGGERMAN IM GOING INSANE
>>499998187one of the cutest fights i have ever seen with all the little things and the flashy splashies
>>499993406That's what I'm saying, Ambussin is going to be weak on release
>>499998234>>499998037I am not good at this game. A fresh account shouldn't be put in Gold/Emerald>you have a slight bit of experience so you must play against Diamond/emeralds in all queues How about your kill yourself? How about that?
>>499998187based af poppy junglers
>>499998376>esl detectednot reading that
>>499998364Never let people realize Sona is as good as she is, please. She'd my one and only league wife besides my syndra concubine
>>499997616>implying its smurf detectionThat's not even a thing. All accounts start with monstrously high MMR now because they simply gave up on actually trying to manage their gameMy friend who is legit silver made a new account and all his placements were against Gold/Plats
>>499998427is tristana lulu's best friend or is tristana poppy's best friend?
>>499998513>my friend made a new account>a smurf was detected and put in the pile with other smurfsomg boohoo man holy shit lolmy friend is actually new and ive watched his games and he plays vs other new players>WHY CANT I MAKE AN ALT ACCOUNT AND PLAY WITH NEW PEOPLE AHHHHHHH
>>499998187>buy maw of malmortius>still die to single rotation of aurora spells
>>499998513>smurf detection isn't realWhy are smurfbabs so stupid?
>thread has devolved to people RPing and faggots spamming their custom games Monstrously dead game equals dead general
>>499998534
>smurf detection isnt real>my evidence? oh i know a guy who made a smurf and he was placed with other smurfs
>>499997885I was in a counter matchup, enemy support roamed multiple times, and my jungler inted into my laner for the two kills he got. I was also the only person to take my tower. How is that "Going even"
>>499998727Accurate!
>>499998669>I bought an item with less MR than Niggertron cloak>why am I still taking magic damage??
>>499998534Tristana Poppy. No one is really friends with that freak Lulu.
>>499998594>silver/bronze player "smurfing"You're an actual retard. There are no "new players". They queue up after watching Arcane and go against a Yasuo/Rivne with flash while they only have heal/ghost and then never play again.Our game is a laughing stock
>>499998669Buy a real MR item next time.
>>499998768at least get fed or something and maybe id have a crumb of pitywhy the fuck would you "deserve" to win a game whre u are 0/1
>>499998709OH NO NOT PEOPLE HAVING FUN PLAYING GAME thanks for bringing it to our attention that you are a massive antisocial faggot that should practice playing league of legends more until morale improves.
Swain.
>>499998893my sweet~
>>499998778not related to the video game league of legends
thats a lollipop hook
>>499998893That new skin looking yucky
>go on my old account to "smurf" >shit bronze/iron account where im getting +10 -20>shit on people on champs I like then soft int on random champs >"system" never catching me Imagine thinking this game has smurf detection
dont reply
>>499998819erm.... what the skibidi?
>>499998870>>499998797Maw + merc treads + level 18 equals to get 100-0'd with no counterplay sureEquivalent item for mages zhonyas wheelchair lets crippled infants survive anything yeah thats fair
>>499998885What I meant was, why do I deserve getting a jungle who is somehow worse than a guy running down mid, a bot lane that did worse than nothing, and allowed their lane to go rampant, and a Top who almost had a braincell but lost top as Urgot to a Zac.
>>499999035catches you doing what????? sitting in bronze?kys
>>499999094Aurora is literally perma p/b like Yone is at worlds, why are you complaining about a broken champion like it's new?
>>499998891>fun playing gameNo you're clogging up an already shit general with your discord tier circle jerking
>>499999057im sorry lulu, but I am inclined to agree. You're more of a mommy than a buddy and thats kinda scary.
>>499999125because you are incapable of stomping a bronze retard mid laner
>>499999193>pick or ban>auroraShe's been nerfed repeatedly and is hard countered by Vex to the point where she can't play. Vex and Syndra are the p/b champs in mid right now. You people are so monstrously shit at the game its unreal
>>499999000holy digits of TRVTH
>>499999327Worlds Aurora is the same as Aurora we have here minus the items nerfs
>>499999193>>499999207
>>499999189That's literally what smurfing is you ape. You sit in an elo you don't belong in for easy games. People dont smurf to climb to actual elos
This fucking close to doing it...but I know it'd get flagged. Any ideas?
>>499999387She auto loses to any long range mage mid. Vex, Lux, Syndra. She's a mid range that's only good against retard melees Vex makes it so she can't even stand in lane or do anything because all but one of her abilities procs Vex passive Its like watching people bitch about Illaoi when you cna just lock in fucking Morderkaiser. Stop posting
>>499999591Whats a glrk
>>499999604No one is bitching about Aurora it's factual she is the same version in worlds as she is live minus the item nerfsAnd in worlds she is p/b alongisde Yone, what part of that is wrong?
>>499996548they knew my taste
>>499999591lmaodo it
When will toplaners admit that they can just lock in a champ that isn't dogshit blind and do alright instead of bitching about 'muh last pick', 'muh counterpick'?
@twohornedgoat#futa
>>499999649Blowjob.>>499999737I mean, I want to, I'm nearly honor 5 and don't wanna lose that... But I also want to get randomly approached by anons after my games. Need to come up with something mildly more subtle.
bros I'm starting to feel sad on days I don't paintthats weird
rumia
>>499999604factual, informative, helpful post>>499999698>pic related
>>499999792i couldbut its about the disrespectso i wontand we can lose
>>499999858people dont report shit you'll be fineIve seen some egregious names
get for seraphine
split pushing or playing with a duo are the only reliable ways to climb out of low elo fastyou can climb with pure skill but that's at least 60% win ratesplit push or duo cheese = 90% win rate
rumia is a retard every vg game has been ruined by him today
Requesting this but with soraka instead
>>499999996Damn, bet.>>499999998Damn, one off of absolute peak...but great Poppy!~
>>499999998nice bot. good enough
>>499999591Are you a girl?
>>500000192lmfao
>>499999604>try to play rabbit>can't do anything if enemy doesn't stand near or on top of their wave>only place she actually is unfair is in a melee match up>playing her top with fleet/grasp is monstrously cringe Its insane how low range she is once you play her.
>>499999604https://u.gg/lol/champions/aurora/build?rank=diamond_2_plusYou want to talk about solo queue, here's Riot approved high elo stats for your S+ champion29% ban rate 51% winrate but she is a Vex victim or something
>>500000206Got auto-filtered, but good enough!~We'll see how I feel after three months.
>>500000192Do you wish Azakana would you, anon? Is that what this is about?
>>500000372>hardest counter is fucking Malzahar Kill yourself.
I've been locking in Ornn blind and half the time I get "counterpicked" the guy has never played the champ before and I hitlerstomp him in lane lmao
>>500000372>u.gg recommending the wrong item on a champion Ah what a site!
>>500000000
>>499998032She's pretty nice? Idk. I need some reminders.
>>500000798witnessed
>>500000737>>499999792
>>500000372>S+ tier character's hardest matchups are all meme tier charactersImagine losing to Malz or Lissandra
>>499999858holy fuck this image is turning me feral
>>500000 000totally organically occurring postclick here to learn more about how gets are scripts
>>500000237All natural broIronically, if I typed a message it probably would have taken just a little bit longer to uploadUnlucky
>>500000737i blind picked ornn into a gm gwen main in normals oncei went 0/1 60 cs at 15 minutes in lane but we still won because his team was shitthis game is gamblingwaste of timeactually
>>500000807i'm nice, too! I think.
where vg
>>500001025It's fucking fantastic, isn't it?~>>500001102NTA but understandable, rip to your net.
>>500001224breeding the bun
>>500001224Frost Rabbit Aurora
>>500001236its over forever
>>500001224You think?
>>500000807I have some Nami posters if you'd like to decorate your room or something
oh no the chatgpt trainer is out of his aram games. catch you guys tomorrow then
>>499999002Yeah the design looks kinda bad overall especially that head gear, I think the skin presented in the video is the regular one while the prestige will follow a better design but however will adopt a lot of golden yellows instead of black.Also I wish his figure was a bit more swole, the thighs are looking smaller than I can remember. Chest hair would've been nice too since it's quite rare on male models but I guess the nipple is fine.I have spare ME from last year's Winterblessed pass where I got the Hextech and Winterblessed Swain skin/icon/chroma in a decent package so I think I may be able to get this skin without spending anything so I'll just wait and see if the prestige is superior and just get it for better or worse.I always thought Swain would be kept on a high pedestal much like Jhin in terms of getting or having only good skins but I'm unsure thesedays. Overall that skin without the helmet fits vandal Gragas, road warrior miss fortune and hyena warwicks biker, leather/metal, spikes, black and white theme than whatever that video was about.
>>500001398send me 50 us american dollars and i will make discord tranny drama games
>>499998893lamb
>>500001423All I need is one. The BEST one.
>>500001423How about a rope hanging from the ceiling fan
>>499999440you sound hardstuck lil bro
>>499998778>lolg discord dramaeither link the discord or don't bring it to the threads
>>500001423show us!
Is there a worse feeling of despair than getting GAPPED so hard you know the other player is infinitely better than you and there's nothing you can do for the next 20 minutes of the game?
>>500001671for free
>>500001590remember this dude got buttblasted in vgs and turned into a sissy avatarfag. avoid vgs at all costs. it could happen to YOU
the players are so shit on this game is it even worth playing??
>>500001590can't find it now, but you can have a flag
very good yordle posts in this thread. proud of you all.
>>500001784is this real>>500001737yeah your family members can die and shit you retard this is just a video game its not that serious
>>500002252There was an entire RP session about poppy last thread.
tldr on vgs drama today?
>>500002419suspirial is a faggot and cheated on yuuki terumi
>>499972798>froslass and hydreigon>most of those ice picksare you me
>>500002147Too big. I need something else.
>>500002252Always doing my best!
>>500002273https://arch.b4k.co/_/search/text/Ozsomedude/
>>500002834How obsessed are you? It's not healthy dude.
>>500002380go on...
>>500001673https://discord.gg/75HUQXwXvQ
>>500002780
>>500002747how about pumpking fish? it's pretty small
>>500003213>FilenameThank you....
>>500003258Yes, this will do. We need her for our pie.
ever since they removed the ips, I feel it's just the same 5 people talking to themselves...
im a retard is this in 7 hours or 31 hours
>People think Aurora is brokenWho are these retards so I can point and laugh at them. She was broken on release, especially her ult damage. But now that she's been justly nerfed into the ground (Like 4 fucking times straight) she's ass. And people trying to remake "Muh proplay" seem to forget Azir, Ryze and Corki are still fucking viable in pro, because they play a different game from us in Solo q.
>>500003658just a warning - don't try to bake her
>>500003161just joined this shit is FIRE
>>5000039817.
>>500004046pro play doesn't play Ryze Azir or Corki anymore retard
>>500004154post member list so we can exile them
>>500000807that's a cool looking Raka.... sorry about leaving so soon earlier. I had to give my sister a ride which turned out she got a ride elsewhere. >>500004119I seen pic related earlier today..... this fish simply doesn't know how to wear shoes.
>>500004408Dude, you're fine. >>500004119No, no, no, we need her to MAKE the pumpkin spice pies while Soraka and I rest.
>>500004305>>500004490ruined...
>>500004408how about you show her?>>500004595already on it
>>500004801its purged from b4k post it
>>500004864I can do that! She just needs to let me touch her mermaid tail...
>>500004046explain >>499998187
>>499999792EVERY SINGLE CHAMPION IN THE GAME IS GIGA DOGSHIT WHEN BLINDED. WHAT R YOU ON ABOUT?
>>500005169gragas
>>500004961no (you can get a slap though)
>>500004305you dont have enough pull to exile anyone
>>500005169TRUE
>>500004864Are they ready?
>>500005727I'll take it. >>500006192I'm taking this goat to bed, goodnight.
>>500000926It's almost as if just NOT being a greedy nigger and just picking a CC mage that just point and click stuns a target for 3 or more seconds by themselves is the best way to deal with spastic ADHD champs.
goodnight
>>500006192just a little longer, I'll watch some YT in the meantime
I do believe its time for some streetstwitch.tv/king__grey
>>500006665niggee this is NOT league of legends
Today is the day Choky will be put in the dirt once and for all!
>>500006665this isn't fortnite, you broke nigga.
>>500007623ayo cuh get the fuck outta my thread
>kissing every lolg girl on the lipsI love them all!
my neighbor across from me's apartment caught on fire, and the fire alarm went off, so welp, guess i'm awake for worldsi was talking to my diamond 1 friend (i'm just an esports tourist, there's like 4 reasons i don't play this game anymore) and i finally realized that apparently they removed stopwatch from the game entirely, and there are a ton of new minor component items that do shit like ad and health and all sorts of crazy stat shit they never used to do, and we were arguing over whether or not AD TF was legit in previous seasons
>>500007852goofy ahh nigga comin in here askin questions and shiet
>he ragequitted again
>>500007926Yea fr why dis nigga be axeing n shiet. Like he be talkin bout sum random shiet ya feel me
>>500007987what champion was he playing and what was his scoreline
>>500007852>they removed stopwatch from the game entirelyDid they? I haven't played League since Vangaurd got announced. If they did that's a great change, fuck mage niggers. Also there are no legitimate/illegitimate picks.
>>500008106twisted fate.he went 0/1 and immediately left the match.
i just got my first ever malphite penta broshttps://files.catbox.moe/v6xoii.webm
@yujiCan i suck you off?
>>500008197good job, jelly.
>>500008094ong bruh. my insticts be telling me dis niggas a narc or sum bullshit
>>500008197wtf big
>play ARAM>bronze players griefing/afking in my team>diamond premade in enemy team>play normals>exact same scenario repeats itselfand riot expects people to enjoy the game or something? i mean hey atleast the 5man premade on the othjer side had fun while the other team had MULTIPLE afk punishments and chat bansway to create a "non toxic" and "fair" environment, i clap every time this happens
Oh! My bad- I have back to 2021.Account gimmick update: third game on lulu! Nearly a perfect one, did NOT think Nilah was gonna hit that hard, but very good!
>>500008276>>500008365thank u
>>500006665play fortnite, we don't care about this.
>>500008197Gj babe
>>500008186what a scrubi was a TF main, that guy has a U shaped power curve, where he's god with his flash gold card at level 1, and god at full buildyou should basically always draft some support that can invade with him and always invade with TF at level 1, you can flash gold card on something and you will 100% get first blood until you're like plat 1 or something
>>500007852topixo s10 ad tf top
>>500008941king grey sissies...
>>500008941any neat tricks for girl champs?
>>500009102we were arguing about whether or not it was viable in the bot lane, and i was saying a lot of the reasons it stopped working until rito made those crazy changes to his E, is you couldn't do next level shit like go both dblade and dring, hextech gunblade ceased to exist, which was the feather in his cap, and he didn't agree with me on the champions that he counters based on my experience with him, but he's way better than me, so idk
>>500009253do you mean champs that are played by girls or champs that are female
>>500008314code black gogogo
>>500009569lol but wrong general bod
>>500009518statements like these irk even those that like you, such as myself. You're above this.narrow your search field to female yordles. Better?
I'M SICK OF IT
me n my lolg duo :)
>>500009728i don't know any cool tricks with female yordles anymorethe korean pros ran league of legends.xlsx so fucking hard they figured out riot fucked up, and lulu's ap scaling was so absurd that lich bane was a broken item on her, and both her and lich bane got gutted in that preseason, and now she's basically useless, when she was so bat fuck insane op at doing burst and dps at the same time, that she suddenly became a mid/top/adc flex pick
>>500005692EASILY HARDCOUNTERED. YES, THE CHAMPION SCALES BUT EVERY SINGLE CHAMPION IN THE GAME THAT RELIES ON A SCALING MECHANIC IS A COINFLIPPER
>>500010135name one gragas counter
>>500010135BASED
Shaco and Neeko are so fucking fun bros I love them both so much
>>500009160I do not personify with TF whatsoever
>>500010237me neither and i wish he had some ancient tech for champions that are female but its TF this and TF that
>>500010194POPPY. NAME 1 (ONE) REASON I CAN'T JUST BUY A WARMOG ON YOU AND PERMACREAMPIE YOU WHENEVER YOU MAKE THE MISTAKE OF APPEARING ON MY SCREENPROTIP: YOU CAN'T
>>500010394he can't
anyway, this is the lego legend thing i have been up to latelywhile i haven't been listening to it nonstop, le youtube saves your place in any video lasting longer than exactly 1 hour, so i'm currently 6 hours and 15 minutes inhttps://youtu.be/_N7S1bEY9gAi sincerely hope in like 2040, or whenever riot finally realizes they need a new client, they also realize that old champion select was better, and they have so much $$$$$ they can do what square enix is doing with pixel remastered, and record live solo performances from all the best classical instrument players in the world and digitally mix them together, and bring old champion select back
>>500010394but da website say it sion, ryze, and kennen dat counter da gragas champion it dont say poppy
>>500010534>square enixthe worst thing to happen to squaresoft period and they did it when they were the most profitable. dont ever hope sqenix touches anything ever again. It's like atari buying all those old IP s for mmos and turning them into vaporware and hoping for that to your fantasy of lol a realm reborn. source: ff7 remake
>>500010237i definitely personify with tf, if i could find that really weird hat he has, i kinda dress like he does, and our hair style is very similar, and also, i showed a picture of TF to my barber, and said make me look like that, and she said that's impossible, the artwork is too stylized, but she tried it anyway, and after the third crack or so, yup, she's figured out how to sculpt my beard so i look like twisted fate irl
Why do people play Yuumi...
>>500010781your bait is strong but i dont think enough tourists are here yet to take it.nothin personnel, kid.
i also retroactively personify with TF, because i suddenly got heavily interested in cartomancy for reasons that are way too complicated to get into, and TF is basically a cartomanceralso, out of all the ultimates in league of legends, his has the most practical use, where i wish i could do a little spinny thing, and fly away to the grocery store every 3 minutes
>>500010934that's the wrong fucking photo
Good Morning lolg!
>>500010814the adcucker got cucked
>>500011072uhh, isn't that crystal maideni'm confused
>>500011072booooo! we want toxic lux!
I just came back after 10 months of not playing, because I was bored of everything else. Did something happen with the match making? I've gotten 4 legit trolls and feeders in my last 10 games. 3 of which were Top laners who got gapped so hard they rage afk/farmed or ran it. I'm not too torn up about it, it's an alt account, but it seems excessive.
>>500011162i am a very nice person.
>>500011127>ADCuckerHuh ?! I love my ADChads ! Until they begin to perform horribly, then they're thrown to the wolves.
>>500011291meds. wait for them to wear off
>>500011291>Lux>NiceThen why is she behind bars for her crimes against her ADCs?
>>500011206Top sissies are the easiest to anger, this isn't anything new. If jungle doesn't babysit them and change their diapers they'll int to make a point
>our Nunu randomly snowballs down the lane and then stands under the enemy turret and dies>I say literally nothing but I give a singular (1) question mark ping>his undeveloped gorilla-ass frontal lobe implodes and he snowballs down my lane 10 times while typing incoherent schizo rambles akin to that loud guy who'd stream as Nunu and lose his fucking mind on cam>we lose cause the enemy team has an Akali AND Katarina on top and mid and our top and mid laners lost to them so they just get to dash 2000 times in every fight and just instagib everybody and cause our Nunu is still frothing at the mouth-- apparently over a SINGULAR QUESTION MARK PINGUgh...I'm so tired of brown retards infesting this game and doing shit like this.
>>500011554i main top and never rage but i play tanks so i can just sit at turret afk if i need to and its fine
>be casual quickplayer>2 people with matching names playing 10 games before they can play ranked>they both add me and write essays on how they want to murder my family and me>take screens>report to support>last activity 4 days ago on both accountsjustice was served
>>500011512i don't play her as support.>>500011419they can't wear off if you take them regularly.
>>500011353there was synergy with seraphine + yuumi! double bubble trouble!
Guys...I'm actually hyped for Ambessa, finally a champ since Jhin that appeals to me.
Finish in the fish.
>>500010912i'm not fucking memeing, let me go break out my longcoat, it's going to start getting cold out anyway, and cover up my face somehowi haven't been the barber in a while and my next appointment is tuesday, and i don't post pics of myself irl anymore and aside from frogbook and dating sites only ever shared them with hot e-girls that i usually ended up flying out and banging eventuallyi even got a gold card outno fighting destiny
>>500011676Two enchanter players stuck to one another... Doesn't sound like a fun time. I'm all for double support shenanigans but not with a Yuumi...>>500012047Unironically S A M E - but I'm more for the shenanigans that both reddit and channel 4 are about to scream about. She cute though.
GEN G or T1?
>>500012273it looks like mods are very gay again.
>>500012273for free
>>500012158would
Dang, okay./
mods youre on thin ice. keep this shit up and youre fired
I hate assassins so much...
I love yordles so much!
>>500011419oh nurse Jinx!I've had an erection for over 4 hours . .
>>500012919why are they so seductive?????? WHYYY??!?!?!
>dodge two arams and get hit with this shit>wait 15 minutes to make a post bitching about itWhy is everything getting so much worse all the time? These fucking clowns can't do a thing right, anywhere, ever, and i'm starting to think it's not an accident.
>>500013029Many, many reasons!1.) Human men.2.) Human men.3.) Human men-
>>500013326
Bros I need your helpI keep wanting to come back to League, but each time I do I jerk off and the post nut stops me, but the urge keeps resurfacing...should I bite the bullet and come back anyway or just jerk off twice a day to fight it back
>>500013874Beat off as many times as you need to!As for actually playing league, don't! Unless you're playing with me, I guess, but this game's bad for you!!
I am not a slut!
>>500013874game is literally worse than before, idk why you would want to come back>far more grind required for ranked>f2p rewards overall reduced>cosmetic prices increased>RP package prices increased, RP reduced (pay more for less)>matchmaking feels far worse than before in all game modes>ranked is literally coinflip ever since this split with 4-5 ranks in the same match>no good champs released in the past 3 years
Why the fuck do Junglers think only they get camps? If I'm mid and have my item spikes, you bet your fucking ass I'm taking the wraiths to keep my CS up you fucking cum drinkers
>>500014093Not gonna lieIts because I want to just spam games as my waifus
>>500014201In that case, DEFINITELY beat it constantly!Or just do what I told you to do last time!
>>500014093Also the skill of the average player has gone up, so I can no longer smurf on people by having a fucking braincell. >No longer need to time camps or dragons>No loner have to know how to build, it's handed to you>No longer need to know how to last hit, wave clear is massive so any retard can get 8cs/m now>Jungle pathing has a fucking tutorial in the game>Etc
>>500014317But...Briar feet...
Why'd they let me stand there for 20 seconds for free...>>500014147Junglers in 2024 still expect you to leash them, and then you lose priority in lane, they somehow don't understand wave management either and will cuck your whole wave for no reason. Junglers will always be chuds.
>>500014368yeah?
>>500014392>Why'd they let me stand there for 20 seconds for free...because TF revealed their position and they were spotted by (You), theres no reason to even attack yourakan cannot be killed with 3 dashes + ms boost (that charms), they either do dragon fast or just walk away that being said>kayn same level as rakan>wanting to duo dragon wtih blitz(low objective damage)they are shit, but this is the perk of playing tank/ccbot supportyou aren't worth going for unless you are way out of position
>>500014029ok we can play just dont make me beat my meat. ign?
>>500014523I wanna reinstall so bad bro...
>>500014392also>assassin kayn into morde,jax,rakanlol
>>500000457>>500014595
>support types "can jungle go adc we are duo">adc says no >support bans the adcs champ and picks nunu with smite>him and the jungler int his lane a bunch of times >game is obviously done, i put up ff vote, the duo turns it down and the adc leaves>after 30 minutes of the enemy team farming kills we finally lose>the adc gets punished and the inters wontnice game
>>500014981>backwards, Commiefornian game company makes their game backwards as fuckAnd this is surprising, how exactly?
>>500012284T1
>>500015058this game would be a hundred times better if it was actually a chink game like the retards in this thread think it is
>>500015304Probably but sadly troons at Riot refuse to give up their hold on the game. But they will have to eventually-- given the state Riot is descending into now and all the layoffs already.
KINO dropped
I just had a game and I know one of you fuckers just played Lux who the fuck was it.
>ok last game for today just to finish the level
>Spent all day yesterday playing ranked>Went from being close to Bronze 2 back to 0 LP at Bronze 4Why is ranked on the weekend absolutely fucking horrible? No seriously, why does the weekend give out the worst players imaginable?
>>500016541>be wagecuck>do 8-12 hours a day>come home and live my worthless piece of shit life>drink myself to sleep>repeat 5 times>weekend comes>int some random retard in ranked for fun>"not my problem XD"you know why
>>500016541>muh weekendthis meme is so retarded it's just gaslighting this thread does to try to convince you it's somehow your fault that your teammates went 0/20>oh you queued at the wrong time bro haha it's your fault
>>500016641Surely you must understand that it's not reasonable to create so much drama and generalize from a single match.
>>500016641Post OP.GG so I can see you can 1v9 games 24/7. Otherwise, everything you say can be disregarded as a lie.
WHO WILL WIN? GENG OR T1? AND GIVE ME YOUR REASON WHY.T1 wins because they look infinitly better than they did in LCK summer. GENG's bot looks weak asf rn while Keria seems to have found his groove again. Faker can still neutralize Chovy. Plus Oner is on fire right now.
>>500014820obesity
>>500016763I don't careBlg will win worlds regardlessSo it doesn't matter
>>500016541i think you are just bad.
>>499980865I don't think women can be involuntary celibate, not in this market anyways. League of Legends.
>>500016839>>500016763if geng beats t1 it is a 10000% guaranteed victory for blgkiin will get absolutely buttraped by bin Zeus is capable of putting up a fight against bin
>>500016641every competitive game dips in quality during the weekend,every single one of themyou should never play ranked during weekend
>Enemy jungler gets to come bot 4 times and successfully gank>While also getting 3 grubs, 3 dragons, and a herald by ~22 minutes into the gameHas anyone seen my jungler?
>>500017039nigger one of the 2 teams has to win>>500016842you can very easily be this guy or you can be the guy on the other endfucking dumbass
>>500017087okay but would you rather play games with 3/10 retards or 8/10 retards?you are just gambling who has bigger retards in the team EVEN MORE SO THAN USUALLY
>>500017143>play games with 3/10 retardsbut your games on weekdays have 10/10 retards it makes no difference you're just a superstitious retard
One more for the road!I'm gonna be playing some norms, so not much posting from me.
waird lobby.
>>500014640Update: I jerked off and don't want to play this shitty game anymoreWe're saved
>>500017379>#BLACKbros?
>>500017374good luck anonI'll get some edging done until you get back
>>500017437good pig
Would you let a little yordle girl to dominate you?
>>500017437Great idea!I'm preparing myself mentally to play Ranked, so I'll probably be back sooner than I think!>>500017494I would, in fact! Eagerly, even!~
>>500016763T1GEN is under heavy pressure atm, losing this match would be very humiliating. T1 just simply go on a vacation if they lose this, while GEN's winning records against T1 is biting them back. T1 and GEN's own performance should also make GEN nervous right nowI predicted T1 LNG last year to be very one sided and I was correct. This time I also think T1 is more favored than people crediting them
>>500017525>oner pentaok you are a certified meatsuck faggot
>>500017494Dominate and own me please, mommy Lulu
>>500017657>he doens't believeI bet you put some boring shit like "rell most deaths" or "yone most ban" or something
>>500016641trying to get a serious ranked que is like a hot drunk hoe going home alone at night through the shittiest hoodsnothing should happen but we all know what can happen
>>500017523Good to know!>>500017705It's so hot to think about isn't it? Submitting to such a little thing, being made to drop on her eye level and take orders, letting her do as she pleases...
>>500017525>This time I also think T1 is more favored than people crediting themPreach it brother! FLY exposed GENG. If the they are able to scale into a game they are very hard to beat but if you hit them early and draft something a bit out of the ordinary they crumble. T1 is a team that can do just that.
>>500017781oner is fucking dogshit he will not get a pentathat fraud deserves to be firedhis career is over now that rell cant jungle
>>500018256Yeah this Oner guy sucks ass bro
>>500018256>*pick jarvan and shit on you*
>>500018050That made me shiver... I'd do anything she wanted just to pleasure her
>>500018451its a team game retard
>>500018591Uhm yeah his individual stats don't mean shit. His team must be inflating his stats since I, the moron on 4chan, can accurately quantify jis level of goodness.Jokes aside if you really do think he's bad you have zero understanding of the jungle role.
>>500016763T1 3-2 GENGEN showed cracks during the vs FLY seriesAlso worst case scenario would be GEN winning only to lose to BLG
>>500018769Chovy or Knight winning a worlds title would be my 9/11
Drinking game idea: take a sip every time the casters/analysts circlejerk faker (if you do this but with a shot instead of a sip you will die of alcohol poisoning)
>>500017217your chances are objectively worse during the weeknd = do not play
>>500018050
>>500019027weird faces
>>500018525Being a good boy for her the entire game and after you have won you finally get to have you reward, her lifting her little dress a little so you can sneak your head in and show her exactly how much you appreciate her carrying you with your tongue!
>>500019083impressive, very nice
>>500019027still would
>>500019147*sluuuuuuuuuurp*
honestly glad the yordlespammer is up
>>500019092Probably due to the style- they look painted.>>500019213Me too.~
>>500019839Awww, thank you! A few people wanted the YPC stuff- so I've been posting what I can to keep this place alive! Maybe even get us a fresh thread for esports time, for as little as I care about these teams!
Good morning /lolg/!
>>500020282good mornin' miss*tips cowboy hat*
in a few hours shaker's career ends
>have 6k in aram>ping my money>say "i go die to buy">2 retards follow me>OMG REPORT ANON INTING AND BAITING
>>500019083>touhou retards making an early OP cringe
>>500021178yes thats a classic>go suicide because i have 1% hp or money>team follow like bots and we get aced and losehappened so many times
ez worlds for China
>Top streamer of the year>Definitive co-streamer for the most watched esports event of the year>former pro turned caster>deep understanding of the game and draft breakdowns>broke up with his Europoor girlfriend and snagged himself a smoking hot Japanese-British hafu girlfriend who is also now his talent managerHow did he do it bros?
>>500021737>smoking hot Japanese-British hafu girlfriendPics
>>500020987
>>500021936
>>500021870
>>500019938I don't know why Lulu triggers my cunnilingus instincts so hard, just tell me you're not thinking about nuzzling your head under her shapely thighs and going all the way between her legs while she enjoys her sweets here...
>>500022048I wouldn't try to lie to you, anon!~ Definitely gotta see if she tastes purple...
>>500022025
You can't spell "fetish" without a "fish"
>>500022129fuck. mean for >>500022014
>>500021737Is he really british? He honestly doesn't sound at all like it and I would even say he sounds ESL
>>500022198<3
>>500021737>How did he do it bros?Captured the zoomer audience with overblown reactions.
>>500022193Good morning fishposter!
>>500021737wait, how do you know that's his gf? isn't she just his manager?
>>500022213That's because he probably is ESL iirc he's Spanish
>>500022418Oh you sweet innocent thing
>>500021737>t1 dick sucker>content is over the top reactions and african-american slangs>normies dont have to feel bad about liking him because hes le serious analistbasically went for the retard zoomer audience
>>500022418She has been in multiple private vacations with him via IG it's like an open secret
>>500022551oh ty, mb I don't watch/follow him that much. desu I only return to lolesports when worlds comes around
>>500022504SO FUCKING BASEDNO ONE WATCHES CAEDREL THE REAL SERIOUS LEAGUE OF LEGENDS CONNOISEURS WATCH LS
>>500021737by acting like a retard for the 12 years old audience
>>500021737he's less annoying than the official casters so he just wins
>>500021737who is this even? what team did he play for?
geng bros ww@
>>500022768Present!(I don't care about any of these teams, not even T1, but I figure GenG will win)
>>500022768Right hereI'm just honestly sick T1 and their shitty fanbase making it impossible to discuss anything.
so far the best performing player at worlds for me is bin. I thought this dude was a meme/overhyped prior to msi this year cause i don't watch lpl, but he's the real deal. i genuinely think he's the closest player to chovy mechnically (their 1v1 earlier this year was insane like 2 AIs going at it)
>>500022768imagine thinking that 30 years old shaker and his ragtag group of gooks can take down our guy chovy
>>500022845Hi Monte
LOLG, WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN?
>>500022768here. expecting a 3-0, 3-1 at worst for geng. chovy will wipe the floor with shaker
>I...I have to play against Chovy today?>AHHHHHHHHHHHH, HELP ME ZEUS, I'M GOING INSANEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>500023215chovy's solokilled faker like a gajillion times already, it's not even a worthy battle in lane. the real interesting battles will be in the teamfights
>>500023268>shaker was realLMAO
>>500023304That's cool and all but Chovy simply isn't him. He does not have what it takes to be a world champion.
>>500023429I don't deny he looked like ass in 2022 but apart from that it was Peanut and Doran the ones who choke during internationals.
>>500023418That's not where shaker comes from...
we gook or we chink?
>>500023268i'm sped, some1 explain to me what's happening in this clip
>>500023530autism frustration and a lot of sunk time
>>500023429?? did you even see the image i was replying too? unless you've never watched/read jjk...
>>500023514I really do not believe that Chovy can be an X factor for his team. He farms and when teamfights come around he does his job. But he will never be the one to take a losing game state and flip it on his head with miracle plays.Chovy also suffers from a severe lack of aura.
>>500023268i think this was after the game he literally inted into the enemy team with corky and the t1 dick sucking caster said it was a good move and he had to do it LOL
>>500023418of course
>>500023642>unless you've never watched/read jjk..I don't even know what a jjk is...
>>500023770based
Ngl if GenG 3-0 T1, T1/faker fans might actually have a meltdown lol
how's autofill and 2ed role still in the game.
>>500023971*poke*
>>500023971No please, stay away dumb anime girl dog thing. JUST LET HER SLEEP
>>500023971Retarded fox, the game is not until 1 hour more.
>>500024002I want to see this. No hate towards t1, faker or anyone who likes that team or is a fan of him. But I think this would be the funniest shit in league history.
Bros...I have to go to work...
>>500024268I'm thinking about quitting my job
>>500024268you die if you work
I don't have a job. So I spend my time here, sometimes.
>>500024363how do you buy league skins?
>>500024363I write fanfics about Vex and Azakana in his teen years.
>>500024426I don't, anymore. On top of wanting to be better with my money, Riot's lost my business.Not that it matters- I've got more than enough to last me.
fuck these gooks i want more Bin kino
>>500023971Wakey, wakey, sleepy fox. E-sports time!
30-ish minutes until filler for esports.
>>500024268On a Sunday?
>>500024531Fuck commiesGooks4Life
Aurora looks like THIS?!
>>500024654Please, mundo... just let her sleep.
>>500024861eh I don't like commies either, but I think Bin is cool. I respect him
>I demoted to Iron 1WHY CAN'T I FUCKING PLAY! I'M GENUINELY SOBBING AT THIS POINT. WHY DO I KEEP GETTIBG RETARDS! I WANNA PLAY THE GAME! I WANNA WIN! STOP GIVING ME FUCKING IDIOTS! STOP GIVING ME FUCKING RETARDS RIOT! I DESERVE TO FUCKING WIN! THESE PEOPLE I KEEP GETTING DO NOT BELONG IN RANKED!
i want Evelynn to brutally rape me and then kill me
>>500024825>>500024964Wakey, wakey, sleepy fox. E-sports time!
might kms today,if geng loses
Why is this series starting later than usual??
>>500025014I'm gonna do 1 more game. If I lose due to having complete fucking dumbasses, I'm never playing ranked on the weekend EVER again.
>>500024848maybe he's a man of God?
>>500024654Thanks anon!
pls pls win tl
>>500025014>4 (four) cs per minute
>>500025341TL is out of the tournament lil bro
>>500025330baited, outplayed, and outsmarted
>>500023971WAKE UP AHRI ESPORTS
>>500023971>Come on Ahri, it's time for coffee before esports; you know the caw fee..... for Rune Tyra!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0IxhaAbyfg>List of Names of Odin>Runetyr God of Runes, God of Magical battlesYou know... Caw fee.... known to help both thought and memory.....
FUCKING RETARDED GAY ASS NIGGER BULLSHIT CC CHAIN FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES YOU CANCER RIDDEN HOMOS
>>500025408You. Glad you're here again.
LEETS FUCKING GOOO T1
>>500025408>Caw fee.....
Wait is it starting earlier today?
>>500025383Caitlyn was mid, I was forced to sit under turret or risk getting poked by Cait. There genuinely wasn't anything I could do.
>>500025657No it's starting at the same time in about 49 minutes.
>>500025697Mhm. Looking at your op.gg profile 4-5 cs/min seems to be the norm for you.
>>500025014>80 CS in 20 minutes with the most money-hungry mage in the gamelmao
why are esports 1 hour later? was there a time skip?
>>500025970It always started this time this year.
>>500025970https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daylight_saving_time
>>500025970It's not an hour later thoughbeit. All quarter and semi finals have been at the same time.
>>500025936IT WAS JUST ONE UNLYCKY GAME I HAD TO SIT UNDER TOWER FFS
Are you guys still using grandfather clocks or something, how are your clocks not adjusting digitally.
>>500025970Eurochads have finalized time travelWith it we will finally win World War 1
>>500025595Gween Te-ea!
>>500025970my nigga we lost 1 hour of sleep....
>>500025697I don't know how else to tell you this, but literally any iron player blaming team is like watching my 600 lb life and they insist that they have no choice but to drink 2x2liters of soda a day with 19 burgers and a side of unlimited asian buffet. I fucking INSIST that there are 17.4 million possible ways to win your games and you are not doing them. Don't complain in iron, ever. It's you. Over ten games you should be winning minimum 8.
Reminder to coom before the game starts so you can focus!
say his name
>>500025408Another shitty Yasuo demon skin....>Just remember, moral fags, that you're allowed to be horny when you believe in Freeya, Odin, and the Ragnarok..... take your satan/lucifer magics, and shove em.Don't doubt the magics of the Norse anons......>The last Breserker in history....this Viking alone cut down up to 40 Englishmen and was defeated only when an English soldier floated under the bridge and thrust his spear through the planks in the bridge, mortally wounding the warrior.... his name was not preserved in the aftermath of this battle.... but he will be remembered... forever.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJfv3ETr19I
>>500026291Hank
>>500026291John Smith.
>>500025697Bro, if you just improve to 6-7cs/min you can carry bronze/silver games.
>>500026185>>500026185
>>500026282Remember that porn is bad for you and you would never admit to jacking off to purple midgets unironically
>>500026425GRIM.
>>500024498Wow, one of the only good Vex images. One that doesn't draw her obese and weirdly shaped. Amazing.
>>500026291Zayyus
Porn is bad sure but how do I stop cooming ?
>>500026563Determination.
>>500026563Just stop interacting with it to the best of your ability, though if you do get the urge to do something like that just get up and find some random activity to do. Wash your dishes, wash your face, do the laundry, etc.
>>500026282Can do!~>>500026475Reminder that porn is good for you and that you should admit to jacking off to Yordles unironically!
>>500023971>>500024825>>500024964Wakey, wakey sleepy head
>>500026563Replace your horniness with sadness and self disappointment. Try telling someone in a discord convo or some random online chatroom that you cant stop jacking your penis off to league of legends soft-pedo porn. It's humiliating to type.
>>500025014ignore the >muh cs fags, league is all about fighting - trading hitslearn the matchups from experience, git gud at your hands, watch high elo to know when you win/lose a fight (they step up/back down)
>>500026665Porn/sexually suggestive elements are everywhere on the internet, do i just stop using the internet now ?
>>500026805>note this has the opposite effect if you're into being humiliated>t. knower
it's time
>>500026425I really liked the swiss intro in EU4.>Man is the measure of all things; and can hold the Earth as the point at the center of all things if he/she so chooses...... which is why we use Teemos as our unit of measure in lol.
>>500026563work out till you have no gas leftafter 2 weeks youll jerk off once and cum like you never havephysical activity helps with testosterone build up
>>500025829funny how he hasn't replied to this one
GenGmore like BoreG
zoomers and women ruined league
>>500026810Ignore this fag trying to tell you league is a goldless-xpless chinese fighting game, league of legends is a WARCRAFT 3 MOD where heroes would try and get more gold and experience than their opponents to win. Get more gold and experience to win. Play only one hero so that you can be good at them disproportionately to your rank, so you can stop thinking about landing lux E and instead think about getting more gold and experience for you and your team.
quick kill this thread so we can have a good OP
What's going to happen if T1 wins against GenG the one time it matters most?
>>500027060zoomers didn't do anything wrong
choky vs shaker. match of the year
>>500027175>>500027175>>500027175
Hag booba
>>500024654>>500025406>>500025408>>500026783Thanks anons! <3
>>500025829>>500025936>>500026259>>500026385How do you fight Caitlyn mid as Vladimir? Instead of telling me to improve CS, maybe you should explain how to fight specific match ups.
>>500023971you forgot to switch your clock dumb cat
somebody restrain shaker after the series LOL, hes going to self harm
gm lolgee
Gwen is so much fun to play!
