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lapipi
>>499971175If we got a 6* arts defender we'd have 3 dps arts defenders, an Aak meme dps arts defender, and one asbestie arts tank. the arts defender hate is bizarre.
Crown won.
Used goods.
My soulmate...
Vote on the divegrass roster poll!https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdZjDeDDt29_9KTYpvvAqVMB7XGjdAdp0RpJido6EpWJUbu4w/viewform
..we love Lappland.
>>499971414CrownGODS won... now where's Red2?
>>499971381I wasn't against an Arts Defender just so you know. Things just turned out this way.
>>499971414Cant understate how happy it makes me that she is playable now
>>499971528>where's Red2?Pizza3
>>499971414
LappGODS & WGODSThe GODS of /akg/
Crownslayer is for me and me only. NONE of you are allowed to build her
I'm upset there is no Sussurro chain medic, I knew it was too good to be true.
>>499971528It WAS teased. And she has a lot of room to go with her lore, and to modernize her design and kit. I'd say it's a shoo-in. Yep.
>>499971760To lateI am already planning to raise her
>>499971671I wonder what kind of conflict they can even brew with another Siracusano. We already had the mafias introduced in CoB, then we solved the mafia issue by just making a city without them in IS and now we're gonna deal with the aftermath of that. Then what?
>>499971414I wouldn't call being a shitty welfare that will be forgotten within a month winning
Would you guys really fuck used goods that are also loose from giving birth?
>>499971760I will build my CS just for you.And then push AND pull her into a hole.
>>499971608she's all ears
>>499971760nyo
>>499971829Red shows up in the eventWe just need to see what her role is
>>499971902I fucked your mom
>>499971803At least there's another skin. Shame it's a free one again. Hope the animations are good
>>499971902Sure. Those faceless dudes in the funny thin books seem to like it.
>>499971889Please explain to the class how she is shitty.
>>499971905You can't just force garbage in and out of Ling's ass. That's disrespectful to Sui
STOP POSTING ABOUT LAPPLAND
>lapp S2 deals 90k damage>lapp S3 can deal more than 120k damage
Kinda crazy the gap between her being playable and her being a boss. Normally operators are always bosses before they join or the same event. The only exceptions were Izumik and Ishar'Mla (debateable if you even want to count seaborn'd gods as the operator) and Rosmontis (no story, just a challenge mode boss).
>>499971889But enough about Lessing
>>499971760I like her, she's cool. I have a wife already though, so I won't interrupt your wedding ceremony.
>>499972042Watch her showcase
>>499971829I hope so. Technically she had more room to expand than CS, but not giving us CS after shoehorning her into the end of IS would be weird so I'm fine with this.
>>499972131So you cant explain it then.
>>499971996I like simple free skins more than flashy over to top ones. I'm pretty hype too, that out fit is so sick
Sister Banana LOVE
>>499972042Did less damage to lightning dragon man than Earthspirit does>>499972069Rockrock bros our 87k....
>>499971875Boss is Lapipi and the event PV shows Grandma with the other wolf lords so it could be about that. We'll see in 5 days.
>>499972072Is she really the boss of the event? I wanted to beat up Lappdad instead
>>499971736
I was off by 2 years but hey it came true! Exactly like I predicted!
>>499972183That's all the explanation needed
>>499972221>Did less damage to lightning dragon man than Earthspirit doesAh so you dont know what she is used for then...
>>499972131>No arguments, just shitpostingFigures.
>>499972072It was foreshadowed in her last profile entry. They just took 5.5 years to finally deliver on it...
WHEREWHERE IS CIVILIGHT ETERNA
>>499972075Lessing would have been incredible year 1. It's not our fault he came out after everyone already had Skadi and five dozen raised meta dps that were infinitely easier to use and applicable to more situations
>>499972063I'm sorry, but Lappland is happening. It's her time, her year, and this? Is her thread.
>>499972243Yup, the boss theme was obviously her (same singer as her operator EP) and then the composer accidentally leaked she was the boss before nuking his twitter account because he fucked up.
>>499972063hmmmm, lapipi
>>499972131retard
>>499971760I better see that M9 a week after Pizza2 comes out on global.
(Reminder: You are in a Lappland thread right now)
>>499972237>We'll see in 5 days.I sort of forget chinks get events within a week of them being announced. I'll avoid spoiling myself, though.
>>499972482Doctor is the first on the OP image. This is a doctor thread
(Reminder: You are in a Lappland right now)
Adam Gubman was Zhang all along. The execution date will be set soon.
>>499972575These things happen
>>499972575...what happens in Lappthreads?
(Reminder: Lappland)
>>499971518*smooch*
>>499972482>>499972575NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
forget
(Reminder: You are a Lappland right now)
>>499972575Then why don't I see Santa anywhere?
>>499972575
>>499972461Why a week?
Stop it.
I shall scare away the lapplands, partake of a delicious meal
>>499972616He was already playing with fire when he reacted to the account asking if he was doing Lappland's operator theme
>>499972575making lapipis with lapipi...
>>499972820Pineapple on pizza is great and redditfags memeing it as a bad thing are cringe and gay and have never even tried it.
>>499972307I don't need meme accuracy smokescreen when hoshi just tanks it
>>499972924You have diabetes
>>499972269>predicted the auto base swap, Crownslayer, and caster lappland all in one gofortune telleranon, what will be the next anni? and will they make co-op a permanent mode?
I didn't pay much attention to idling enemies before, but will her S1 be a meme or will actually have a use?
>>499972820If Lappland can't appreciate the contrast between the sweetness of the pineapple and the saltiness of the pizza then fine, more pizza for me.
mylnarsis??
>>499972808He's probably thinking about the trust rush even though mod3 wasn't mentioned. Wish they ported the reduced module trust to global early>>499973009It's not our fault morons just slop pineapple all over the pizza instead of saving it as an infrequent palette cleanser to cut the fat and keep the taste fresh.
>>499973026General gameplay it's a meme, enemies don't start on the map. In IS it might be kinda ridiculous, a lot of the difficult enemies sit idle on the map for a while>her wolves go aggro the mimic and it fucks up your shitkek
Doctor... please... take care of my daughter. Here you go.
>>499972814Reminder: why?
>>499972269>predictedEveryone was asking for that base qolAll you did was hope for Crownslayer, didn't even predict shit
>>499973246they are all ears
>>499973246Is her dad still alive?
>>499973009Not an argument, just try it. The trick is to use your own. Order a nice pepperoni and jalapeno pie and have can of refrigerated pineapple chunks. As you are eating the pizza use a fork to place a chunk on your bite. The cold contrasts nicely with the hot pizza and the spicy jalapeno. Most people think they hate it because places stick the wet pineapple on the pizza and bake it causing it to release all of its moisture and sog up the pizza. If you eat the the way I recommend you avoid that problem and create contrasting temperatures which is pleasing to the palate.
>>499972269>AoE casters still being uselessBut Marcille isn't
is Suzumom for (you)? isnt she still married?
>>499973243>her wolves aggro the mimic and fucks your shit upOH FUCK
>>499973326yeah
>>499973246Unless you get a divorce and marry me there is no way.
>>499973161Mlynar is for Penance
>>499972269>Dusk still good>Mostima still good>Marcielle fuck off nuke is insane pulling 40k off per atk buff we have three of when we have 290% arts amp from saria, suzu, and reedaltI don't get it.
>>499973343Yes, she is still married.
>>499973326Suzumom's dad? Who knowsSuzuran's dad? Yes >>499973343>is Suzumom for (you)? Obviously not >isnt she still married?Yes
>>499973326He is in higashi which is the land of no content, might as well be dead
>>499973246uhh is her official artist the same as suzu's?
...they care about me. This made my day.
>>499973343Yes She's still married Yes She's for (you)
Cant wait to comb through birthday voicelines!
Affairs with hags...
>>499973243>>499973349It's a stance toggle so you can just not. Kinda dumb interaction but it is what it is. IS5 is dead and buried at that point anyway.
Not funny
>>499973519What is this? A birthday reward?
>>499973435>Using Marcille's s3
>>499971518CORRECT!!!!
>>499973246Is she the only literal mummy operator? as in actual mum not hag-pandering
>>499973009lmao, this dude doesn’t eat fruit.
>>499973582Please don't have sex with Lisa's mom...
>>499972394>if he was the only operator available he would be tier0insightful thank you
>>499973606reward for whaling
Suzugrandma when
>>499973638As in a literal mother?Yeah unless you count catherine who raised stainless but is technically his granny.
>>499973638Yeah she is the only actual parent of another op. Everyone else is just aunts/uncles or siblings
>>499973638>Is she the only literal mummy operatorSo farHarold is a dad though
Taking Suzuran to school, packing her a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in her lunchbox.
How did Suzumom get so BIG when Sus look the way she does? Hell, every female vulpo so far has been small.
>>499973691basically, every single suzumumporn would technically be NTR so hot
>>499973736well nopenance adopted a kid so she counts too
>>499973582>name is VulpisfogliaI propose we nickname her Vulva
>>499973736This might shock you anon. But to be a grandmother, first you need to become a mother...
>>499973875Her nickname is Suzumom
>>499973710Pretty sure everyone gets it.
>>499973796you don't do that to 12-year-olds
Arknights: Stepdad simulator.
Nah, Eblana would win.
>>499973808Wait till she actually comes out, Suzumom will be 157cm tall or something
>>499973638Isn't Phonor-0 technically a mum? Also Friston. Then Catherine is a mother and grandmother too. add to Harold and suzumum and we have 5.
>>499973983Is Doc the father that stepped up?
>>499973638Oh yeah no, Catherine, stainless' grandma was before her >>499973829>adopted a kid so she counts tooLolNo
>>499973875No, it shall remain Suzumom or Vulpis.
Ever since doctor regained his memory that kal is his daughter. We've been recruiting a lot of mommy and grandmas...
how long until literal granny operator? wasn't there an actual hag NPC with spooky long tails?
>>499973808She looks ~160cm in PV which fits in big vulpo category. Lena is 158cm and Angie is 162cm JK so nothing surprising.
>>499974128Bro your Catherine?
>>499973808that one other fox girl crossing the street in her new skin is also small...
>>499974048>Isn't Phonor-0 technically a mum? Also Friston.No and no
>>499973609>1106 base atk>88% windflit, 96% Stainkek, 90% warfarin +atk% on the impossible tile>s3's 390% damage mod pushes it to 10 16,100 nukes>Suzu, Reedalt, and Saria combine for 290% arts damage taken for 46.7k each>Again, 10 of them for 467,830 arts damage in fifteen seconds on a sandbag>Muh 50 res>233,900 arts in fifteen secondsIt's a cool flashy meme to make dumb meme clears with even if s2 is the good skill. We don't have a lot of arts nukes and guardmiya's harder to scale.
>>499974128We are getting Stainless' grandma in a few months, unless you mean like an actual little old lady who looks like a green witch or something.
>>499974048>Isn't Phonor-0 technically a mum?I thought he was a nanny created by Logos' mom.
>>499973343>is Suzumom for (you)can't wait to see the high affinity voicelines!
I'd get used to this
>>499974128your 65 year old granny?
>>499973875I propose>a fucking LEAF
>>499973701What part of this is bad?>s1 has 4,800 atk power strike with 2 atk sp cost>s2 has helidrop 77% damage reduction, and sixteen 2,452 atk double strikes for 78.5k damage>s3 has status immunity cope, raises him from 4,282 to 8,992 hp to hp tank arts/true damage, and hits fourteen times for 3,636 atk and 50.9k total skill damage on a 40sp skill
>>499973981...I would definitely drive my 12 year old daughter to school and pack her a lunch. Feeding her government regulated mass produced school lunch SLOP? That's abuse. And then later this week I'll take her around the neighborhood trick-or-treating (Just until sunset). We'll go home and watch a PG-13 movie.
>>499974069He's both the father that stepped up and the father that stepped down
>>499974128
>>499973808There's a 5 year time skip?
shifting my penis into crownslayer's vagina
>>499973981As opposed to letting them get gyno from microwaved plastics from the lunch lady?
wait suzumom is literally suzuran's mom? i thought it was a joke since they look similar
>>499974118Doctor is highly attractive to older women.
>>499974128Mantra, RI Elite op
>>4999744901102 is the Sui events which are the furthest on the timeline as of right now in regards to event chronology i believe
>>499974610False
>>499974391The fact all this is on a Dreadnaught base which is abysmal lolNearl alter is only decent because her skins are absolutely batshit.
>>499974069Doc isn't the the stepdad, he's the dad that STEPPED UP.
>>499974569Yes dude she's used goods that got her roastbeef pussy blown out by some other guy and all the cucks love it
>>499973959I don't want to login until anni, will it still be there then or do I have to get it today?
>>499974569She is literally suzurans biological mother
>>499974490Chernobased was 1197 and we're in 1102 as of suitent
>>499974735Just to make sure, do we 100% know this? Do they actually say that in the trailer?
>>499974569were you expecting a suzualt that'd look like a colorswapped Sideroca?
>>499974569Suzuran's operator entry says that her mother is Siracusan.
>>499974524
>>499960571Jetman made it into other IS encounters though, we can't dismiss him as Ceobe tripping balls.
I wonder who the Iberia 5*s will be. The only Iberia NPC we have are Anita, the Andoain squad (which won't happen anywhere other than an event focused on that) and Thorns teacher who is more likely to be a boss than playable. I can only think of Incandescence really.
>>499974770Lowlight says it in the stream
So Suzuran's mom left her daughter to you, and so Doctor is Suzu's single father and stepdad?
>>499974680It's high 5* low 6* which is a solid place to be.NTR s1 hits for 2,500 every second from behind hoshi and s2 hits for 3.85k for 75.5k so I don't why you're negging her. Most ops fall short of that.
>>499974770Yes we 100% know this, no they dont state it in the trailer.She looks like an adult suzuran with one tail, has the same omamori as suzuran, and is an assassin related to the mafias just like suzurans mother.Also i believe Lowlight states it some point after the trailer.
>>499974653Here I thought the RL events where the furthest we got.
>>499974876probably a new appearance who will be related to the alchemy research. there's not really any existing stuff to go off for it to pick a character from
>>499974876Andidi alt or a new walmart AH
>>499974949Read again what I said. Nearl Alter is only good because her skills are amazing.
>>499974268Its a former banshee but it looks like a different one from his mum.>Aefanyl, I'm not familiar with how Rhodes Island's operators works, but fortunately the Doctor told me you'd be on duty here. I know how busy you are, but please wait a moment as I bring the news from the Convallis. No, not only from your mother, but the other sisters from the Convallis also said this:"We hope that the lingering sound of the Convallis will always be in your ears and we hope that your singing isn't filled with loneliness."According to the agreement, my identity in Rhodes Island is the operational platform PhonoR-0. I was born from your choice, I speak the word of the Banshees and my body was made Mr. Mechanist and Miss Closure. But I'm still a Banshee of the Convallis — and that is my wish as well.
>>499974931>to youTo Kal'tsit, really
>>499974834Jetman's retired and dying in Lungman as a soda salesman in Ethan's op record shortly after the londinium crisis so I dunno what to say. Since it's been 5 years Kevin's probably dead.
>>499974893>>499974974Okay thanks, just making absolutely sure. They would have to be really fucking with us if she wasn't, she's basically a perfect look-a -like to Suzuran.
>>499974727Just log in, bro. You don't want to let my cluebomb expire again. Or else.
>>499974931You're JUST her babysitter, don't forget that
>>499974931She left her daughter with rhodes island for treatment.Though she has likely met Kal and Doctor by this point i would assume since she has visited with suzurans dad in the past.
>>499975012>Andidi altWow, our first 5* to 5* alt
Drawpile (Halloween/Lupoween edition)https://magma.com/d/icpzu8eqg9Archivehttps://pastebin.com/raw/unS1Uga0
jetman is stuck in the sargon desert, guys. try to keep up
>>4999752071v1 vs Lapp who wins?
>>499975049Lessing's power strike is fine. Her helidrop's better than most op skills. His s3 gets him over heavy defenders 2/3rds of physical ops can't damage with enough damage left to kill one. It's hardly abysmal when so many ops are worse.
I wish we didn't have to wait 6 months for a sanity cap increase...
Surprised no one made a suzumom chancla image yet
>>499975157Event is in 5 days, her PV is tomorrow I believe.If you're so high on copium, just wait.
>>499975184I can't I've already reached my download limit for the month.
>>499974978According to the timeline in the wiki, Path of Life takes place in December 1100, so aside from the Sui events Siracusa 2 should be furthest in the timeline at 1101, judging from the Suzumom tease at the end of Path of Life.
>>499975207Tell that to Suzuran then...
>>499975207Yeah, I babysit her on my lap.
>>499975256will somebody PLEASE tie down Nian bean... that's dangerous and I worry for her safety.
>>499975331translate it gooks
>>499975280That's okay. Cause you're waiting 8 months for sanity cap increase>>499975308Surely nothing will go wrong with starbucks wifi
content doko?
>>499975285No, I believe, that settles it. I wanted Suzumom, but just wanted to make sure. Was not expecting her to be as flat as a board though..
>>499975330>judging from the Suzumom tease at the end of Path of Life.Wait, how'd they tease a pasta in the fish event?
>>499975253Well, after a limited limited alt I believe anything could happen
>>4999754494 sleeps
>>499975256Umm what is Doc holding up?
Suzubros... how are you feelin'? did you take all this in yet? There's a lot to unpack today.
>>499975506
>>499975504Suzumom and suzudad had a conversation about mom returning to siracusa for a bit iirc
Genuinely find it disgusting that you're okay with rolling for used goods. It's like you have no pride.
>>499975476Suzuran is gonna grow to be as skinny as her mom!I declare that Shamare will now be the chosen future tiddy fox!
>Watashi wa Feng!Watashi wa sexo more like it
>>499975619This bait was attempted earlier anonI recommend waiting till tommorow to attempt it again
>>499975597>>499975506Made like a dark, fucked up version of arknights operators haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most people simply go insane Imao
Who let Doctor near the mom table?
>>499975504Aegir broadcast a message to all of Terra. They showed Siracusa and Columbia during this.
>>499975619That's a pretty bare hand you have there retard..
>>499974610Doctor is highly attractive to literally everyone.
Hello, can I get some adult Suzuran?
>>499975619i can cope by remembering these factors:>her child is white>she is still hot>she isn't my first nor last wife>i'll impregnate her
>>499972072Bro your phantom...?
>>499972575Getting vored by Lappland...
>>499975619unironically, is suzumum the most used goods there is? how many operators has sex even once??
>>499975597Replace green with red
>>499975274Probably her, she's a professional killer. There's a reason why she's the head of one of the mafias
>>499975619Shoo shoo. All the other shitposters already went to sleep. Go join them.
you know i'm suprised that arknights character art (and graphic design in general) is so high quality. i haven't seen anything like it in another mobile game at least
>>499975846Grape one at a convention. Best I can do.
>>499975954This question is always baitalways
>>499972063Nyo
>>499975976Neither of them are heads of any of the mafiasOne is an assassin and the other is lappland
>>499975619it's okay for there to be a single canon mom operator, especially if she is the mom of an already old and well known operator.
sex is a nonexistent concept in Terra
>>499975846https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8208422&tags=jwthor
Still like 4 hours left
>>499975954>how many operators has sex even once??Stainless grandma has had sex but her husband is probably deadHarold used to have sex but he and his wife are old and probably don't have sexSuzumom and Suzudad have sex multiple times a day, they are still young
>>499976130this is true. its inhabitants are all originium constructs and are spawned accordingly
>>499975976They're both assassins and neither are heads of the family, though Lapp was heiress
>>499976130Yeah. That's right. It's me. I keep a field of goliaths behind the tower. If god didn't want more Sarkaz in the world he wouldn't have given them a 16 day maturation cycle
>>499974614Surely she'll be released and won't be Outcasted, right?
>>499975619Brother it's pixels on a screen, I don't give a fuck
>>499976195>Harold used to have sex but he and his wife are old and probably don't have sexseniors have tons of sex, lol. Horny degenerate fucks they are.
>>499974347>Just like old times?
>>499976118We have a grandma, mom, and dad now
>>499976291kalseybros....
>>499976254She was in the EO song!They cant kill her off now.
>>499976195They need to hurry up, because it doesn't look like we getting the cure for oripathy anytime soon
How much sexo do they have then?
>>499976130>fishe just kinda spawn more>demons literally pop into existence>nightmares are all just each others tulpa>yanese are made by mixing water with rice>sarkaz are born from concentrated racial seething
Wonder if we hire suzudad eventually
>>499976291He's a war vet I'd put money on his joints are too wore out. You're also going to explode his heart with the viagra
>>499976195>Suzumom and Suzudad have sex multiple times a dayimagine all the tail-fluffing...
>>499976162
>>499976254What is a worse fate: getting Outcasted or being stuck in IS recruits?
>>499976413how do laterans reproduce?
>tfw this murderous mafiosa must've fucked an absolute bitch boy to create something as pure as our Light
>>499976559Killing yourself to shoot an accountant is hard to top
>>499976646She killed 6 accountants. you'd think she could have been chill and took some time to reload but hey forced drama
>>499976467He barely has a leg to stand on, he's also incredibly fit for his age. He likely fucks a lot more than just his wife.
>>499972396>composer accidentally leaked she was the boss before nuking his twitter account because he fucked up.At least we know who will be executed publicly for the CNY stream.
>Mom, mom! I went to Rhodes Island and then I met a mongoose named Folinic and this crazy Doctor... and we sold t-shirts then we defeated some BIG SCARY rock golems together, and you have to meet all my friends at Rhodes Island!
>>499976559I still think HG is gonna let us set the EO's as assistants eventuallyAfterall it took HG how long to implement the birthday voicelines even though we have had them for years now?We also have stormeye voiclines floating around somewhere too.
>>499976629Sex
Sussurro definitely owns a vibrator.
>>499976482No need to imagine, just use Suzu
suzumom is literally perfect
>>499976629They just fuckAfter filling in the necessary paperwork that is
>>499976731Zhang...
>>499976639>When she forcibly kidnaps and rapes some kpop shrine idol fuccboi onstage in front of all of his fans>>499976802Yeah, That vibrator? It's name is Vulcan and Vermeil..
>>499976629The /k/ube just shits them out
>>499976802you cant just call doctor that...
>>499976629well when a man and a woman love each other...
>>499976802She's a grad student in her 20's, of course she does.
>>499976941They shoot a stork out of the sky?
>>499976763At least she made some nice friends
>>499976731Fortunately for him HighDark still needs his talents for future events, so it sill only be a light flogging at best
>>499976629Sometimes when they open their gun cabinet to take out their patron firearms they find an egg with wings and a halo
>>499974050>>499974202BRO?!
>>499976709To be fair, one of them was a robber/rapist and one was poisoning people?They weren't all total pushoversThese are the kind of people that call mandy a good girl
>>499976994exactly
>>499976993Why does she have a vibrator when the victorian royal knight academy dorms are just a few blocks down? How do we know tradpipe isn't the father of her children huh? Huh?
>>499977020She did. Lisa had a good time at Rhodes Island.
>Suzu grows up>absolutely mogs her mom in ass and tits
>>499977080To be fair El Banana intentionally gave Mandy all the crazies so that they could all be erased at the same time
>>499977197She didnt go to school in victoria anon...She is from siracusa
>>499977034>>499976886so how does this one came into existence?
>>499977209Suzuran will be flat as a boardShamare will get titsPopukar will be the middle groundBubble
>>499977228the leader wouldn't betray her like that...
>>499976102I want to pinch those cheeks
>>499976639>suzudad>bitch boyHim being a kitsune means he's either packing a monster dong or his oral game is insane. A massive edgelord like suzumom wouldn't get willfully pregnant otherwise
>>499977304>Sussurro is a graduate of the Siracusa-Palermo Medical Academy.Surely this is royal guard level forgery to escape child support payments
>>499977209Higashi 9 tail deities got godly genes so yes
>>499977438This is the gayest, most cucked thing I've ever read
>>499976102looks like a... PBS kids character.
>>499977364/k/ube process handling error.
>>499977364Integer overflow
Bros, I think maybe, just maybe, Alberto was the real victim of their relationship
>>499977438>A massive edgelorduhh sauce on this? or is it just because her expressions looks like lapp??
>>499977453Anon... if you are gonna shitpost atleast make the shitpost a baseline level of credibleYou could've atleast OPENED her profile first yeah?
>>499977438inb4 her family was trying to force her into an arranged political marriage and she just grabbed the herbivore so keep her freedom.>>499977364So you know how jay pegs and mp3's degrade with copying right?
>>499977438Suzumom likes small cocks.
>>499977438>kitsuneDo we know their racial shtick on Terra?
>>499977438Suzudad effectively has 10 cocks, bro
>>499971829Looks like Agnes is going to go evil so
>>499977678That sounds both grotesque and unusable
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
>>499977557I still don't get what order to read this in
>>499977582It wont let me read them ingame because of trust gates, I forget which ones I've read by the time I have 200 trust and I can't remember who I read on aceship so she fell through the cracks.
>>499977685I doubt itAgnese is too busy being Lunacubs mom to be evil>>499977801That is a wheel
>>499977801that's crownslayer, dont be rude
>>499977801Curious who her artist is.
i hate vulpisfoglia and everything she represents in the gamenow the floodgates are open for even more disgusting filth
>>499977801it jumpscared me too in the trailer. Just>BOOM, Crownslayer out of nowhere
>>499977801A jobber
>>499977812That's not in any order. That's only a portion of screenshots from the web event.
>>499977557Alberto is treated badly because he was bad to her.>>499977801Welfare accuracy debuffer
>>499977578Both that and her scene in Path of Life
>>499977863Cenm0
>>499977801Since HG now allows for multiple assistants i will take it as tacit approval of harems on terraThat is Lyudmilla my newest wife
>>499977915You're free to leaveMaybe BA or Nikke is more your taste
>>499978047>Degenerate into a whore at the first chance instead of standing by your wife>>499977915Bye
>>499977685Agnese looks after Lunacub, Grandma is the one who groomed Red
>>499977915Go to /nikg/ bro
>bought the C skin ages ago>only recently got C from recruitment>just now remembered that I forgot to give her the hat
>>499978047>Since HG now allows for multiple assistantsWell it doesn't allow multiple assistants, it just switches your assistants, so it's literally the same as before but it's auto now
>>499977915And why is that?
>birthday linesWhat else could they add next time, seasonal lines?
>>499977915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLuPrFA_AoU>those visualsHas Lappland gone full schizo?
>>499978223like a screensaver gallery?
>>499978273Memes.>Nah I'd win
>>499978087>>499978119>>499978192i don't play those shit games>>499978260used goodsjust gross that i'm expected to pay real money for this
>>499978273They should add a mechanic where you have to pay your ops and if you don't pay them they have a line about how they're quitting and then you can't use them anymore until you pull them again
>>499977557Rare picture of Alberto actually being nice
>>499978273I mean they have anniverssary lines, Newyears lines, and now birthday lines.Think thats about as far as they are gonna go unless they want to add winter holiday lines or somethingWonder what the rewards for birthdays are gonna be
>>499977834>>499978172Sorry, right, Grandma
>>499978273Lowlight… the Valentine’s lines… *cough*
>>499976802
>>499977557just realised lappland is missing her eye scar in all these
>>499978391You can uninstall and leave. Bye.
>>499978423wtf, don't leak the 7* Closure
>>499978446A cake item that gives you 60 sanity, and 1000 lmd
>>499978391Uninstall
>>499978537I love small women
>>499978446>and now birthday linesOh they're adding birthday lines too? I thought we were done after 5th anni added the new year and anniversary ones.
>>499978273
>>499978391So don't pay real money for it. You said it yourself you hate it, just skip the bannerBut I guess that's too reasonable for a 4chinner, you're just gonna scream at the wall how a woman being married means you're getting cucked. Literally mindbroken. Please leave
>>49997845224 ops skins only
>>499978452>vulpisfoglia valentine's line>Hello Doctor I'm going on a date with my HUSBAND my LOVER who is NOT you and then we're having SEX while you babysit my daughter
>>499978452>>4999786396th anni or 6.5?
I have to take a shower but I really don't want to. Any encouragement?
>>499978318She'll get better judging from the one voice line of hers in the PV>>499978542Because that's her when she was still a little Lapipi
>>499978423Do you really think Kal'tsit would trust Doctor with control of RI's budget?
>>499978637Nope, you will soon be prompted to enter your birthday in game.On that date you will get a reward and the operators will have special birthday voicelines.Im looking forward to them, especially robin since she marked your birthday in her personal calandar.
>>499978747Kill yourself
>>499978717That's FINE with ME, I don't KNOW why YOU'RE telling me this THOUGH
>>499978047No, you can only have 1 assistant, it just switches your assistant for you, if you want.
>>499978723CNY just in time for the next UoD (Ascalon and Mizuki) release
>>499978667>a woman being married means you're getting cuckedThis is literally true though
>>499978747Pramanix has a proposal
>>499978318No she is still the lapipi that we love and trust
>>499978717Genuinely, you people need to play more gacha games
>>499978772>She'll get better judging from the one voice line of hers in the PVWhat was the voice line?
Eureka’s slutty adventure
(You)
>>499978542I think they're make believe scenarios or something? Lapipi with her scar is on the right side here.
Kal...
>>499978784nyo
>>499978747Even the damn cockroaches groom themselves bro, please go bathe.
>>499978846Both lines updates were for annis so far, so if more getting added it's probably not on CNY/Summer.
>grumpy depressed wagecuck who loves used goods/akg/ is mlynar
Do you guys not like my clue parties?I invited all of you but only 14 showed up. What am I supposed to tell Dr. E? He brought his cow and everything.
>>499978930anon is probably talking about this one >>499978880
>>499978717Why are you telling me this everytime women?
D-Don't change your assistants dogtors. Don't forget they're tracking the days you've had an assistant without swapping
>>499979105
>>499978930
>>499979105/akg/ fucks Blemi?
>>499978989>the stories are Lappland but if she was sweet and cute instead of cringe and uglyThey are just mocking us
>>499979163Hg really needs to bring back that account review webpage for the next anni...
>>499979105>loves used goods>mlynarElaborate?
>>499978876is this whats it like to have a gf?
>>499978542That's La Pepita back when she was still young and sweet-ish
>>499978717>doesn’t offer to let me watchOOC
>>499979279If she was sweet then why did Alberto have to beat her for misbehaving? And burn her pet thing
>>499979191we love blemi here
>>499979241Mlynar called his brothers wife beautiful once and now people keep making jokes about how he was in love with her and cucked by his brother, as if you can't call someone beautiful without loving them
>>499979123...the only snacks you had at your clue party were pretzels, and you had no bitches present (sausage fest). I expect better food and women if I'm going to leave my mancave.
>>499979370Because she was sweet
>>499978809>>499979142Dr. Kal'tsit told me it encourages you to work harder for the sake of your child patients.
>>499979370Because Alberto is a piece of shit and Lapipi wishes he wasn't?
>>499979509Sounds like bratty girl cope
>>499979421>as if you can't call someone beautiful without loving themYou now remember this general having a meltdown because of Amiya and Zuo Le
>>499979397We.... we do.
>>499979421He called her the most beautiful woman in Kazimierz. Why are you trying to change it?
I used to think Alberto was based for beating Lappland because Lappland is cringe and deserves it Now I realise Lappland is cringe because Alberto beat herWow, now that's deep
>>499979593Ho ho ho! Guess which veeery~ bad man is about to get STUFFED with coal!
>>499979654anon experienced character development...beautiful
>>499979654Lappland was abused as a child, and child abuse is never funny. She deserved a loving home and a better childhood. You've grown.
>>499979619>Why are you trying to change it?Because I didn't bother remembering it exactly?Not like it matters, Mlynar was just complementing both his brother and her, he doesn't have any romantic feelings for her and he loves them both like family that's why he admires them so much
He poops in the loo
>>499974391I really don't understand why you're trying to upsell Lessing so much lately.Skadi has during S3>Mod X>10213 HP>Mod Y>15106 HPHer damage for S3>Mod X>1180*2.44*1.15=3367 per hit3367*33 hits=111117>Mod Y>1180*2.52=2973>2973*33 hits=98128 assuming no time spent in second life>S2>Mod X>3919 per hit*20=78384>can pseudo FRDAnd Skadi herself isn't even considered strong/useful outside of Abyssals. She is also now nearly entirely outclassed by Ulpian's existence.
>>499979707shoulda just made this but with the "stepdad that stepped up" meme
Lappy would have grown up to be a respectable young woman had her papa truly defended her from la pineapple pizza
>>499979580schizo
you theredon't do itjust scroll
shan't be using the assistants feature. my assistant streak will remain eternal
>>499979654>Lappland is cringe and deserves itin what way is she cringe??
>>499979885but I want to reply to it
>>499979795If you don’t remember, why do you make such confident claims? Or do you think calling your sister in law the most beautiful woman in the country is the same exact thing as calling her beautiful?
>>499979969don't...
>>499979890they are testing you, weeding out the weak doctors with convenience. Come next anni, doctors that remained loyal will be gifted a wedding outfit for their wife.
>>499979820Cause he's not bad?
lapipi implies the existence of lapupu
Daddy, penis goes here
>>499979762>Lappland was abused as a child, and child abuse is never funny.Dont get me wrong, if lappland was the way she is now when she was a kid, the beatings would be justifiedAnd anyway, what happened happened, there's no changing the fact that lappland is now cringe
>"Go ahead and do whatever you want at the celebration, Doc. I'll be there.”Asky carrying me home after I drink too much...
I knowingly reply to every bait just to stir the pot
>>499980076
>Mind explaining why UOHHHHHHHHHHHH DAMN SUZURAN NEED RAPE CORRECTION was on your search history?
>>499979982>Or do you think calling your sister in law the most beautiful woman in the country is the same exact thing as calling her beautiful?Unironically, yes. It's not that deep.
>>499980137Based and same
>>499980236shut up whore go tell your faggot husband about it
>>499980078Could you truly handle a basedland?>>499980236I'll laugh so hard if suzumom has for doc lines. We'll oyakodon that bitch. Suzu's taking her mom's top too.
>>499980236The lighting here makes it look her face is a mask
>>499980112>Trusting a devil not to take advantage of your inebriation
>>499980236imagine not locking up your personal computer
>>499980236Please take your daughter...
>>499980239Well then we disagree and there’s no reason to discuss further.
>>499980243...we are nearing wife hours (next thread)
>>499980373It's fine if she wakes me up
>>499980373I want to see what assclown does when I'm vulnerable. If she doesn't respect the safeword Egg has a transmitter in my jockstrap.
YOU'RE cringe!
Lisa
>>499980607That safeword? Mayonegg
Jesus fucking christ HG a fourth Executor and fourth Pioneer in the same patch, after we just got a fourth core caster with Logos?Could you be a bit more creative?>releases guard next Right, why even ask
Can’t wait until we get middle-aged Lapp alt where she’s constantly embarrassed of how cringe she used to be.
All these oyakodon/NTR cope posts will vanish once Suzuran's father appears and /akg/ starts worshipping and calling him "bro" because the posters in this general are not only cucks but also gay.
>>499980706Since you're so smart explain cs and suzumom's kits to the thread. I'll wait.
egg has placed claymores at my door as protection from devils trying to rape me at night
Are (You) saving for Sister Banana?
>>499979707why are jeets obsessed with blacks
>>499980760Go back schizo
>>499980760Threesome with Suzumom and Suzudad
>>499980760Of course we’ll call him bro when he lets us join in.
>>499980760what's wrong with having a bro?
>>499980760Suzudad will be sexier than suzu's mom. just you wait.
more pressing issue, we've had four 6* casters in the past 6 months
>>499980818ALIENPUSHKING
>>499980818The male medic sui is going to flop so utterly hard What off banner could even save that
I'm fucking laughin >>499915216>>499915952these is the funniest shit we need more sopranos siracusa shit
>>499980760this shitpost is in cooldown, try again later
>>499980787Nothing can stop Ascalon except vacuum sealing the room or stationing a full guard
>sniper>caster>guard>caster>guard>sniper>caster>guard >caster>VANGUARD>specialistThoughts on class diversity in the first half of the 5th year
>>499980760Suzudad will fuck my ass while I fuck Suzumom's assThe Doctor Sandwich
>>499980706Soon I will have my Executor team. And then I will designate roles among the Executors, to do different things based on their strengths and weaknesses. For example, I will have a support Executor, and an Executor that's main job will be blocking (I will refer to this as my "defender"). And then of course, my Executor drone killer... which will act as a "sniper". yes...
JIMINY JILLICKERS! W-WHAT did you just say, DOCTOR OF RHODES ISLAND? My BEAUTIFUL WIFE who i haven't SEEN or COPULATED with in YEARS has JUST become one of your LOYAL OPERATORS!? And you're saying that she's taking on a very special and secretive assignment...? N-no... You're saying that s-she is... *GULPS* ONE OF YOUR PERSONAL SEXUAL RELIEF OPERATORS!?!?!? So what you're saying is, that you're USING the body of my WIFE and mother of my CHILD as NOTHING MORE than A TOOL FOR YOUR OWN PERSONAL SATISFACTION?? Every day, when you FINISH farming the TYRANT, you take hold of her HIPS and go WILD in her PUFFY VULPO PUSSY, TURNING her into a QUIVERING ITALIAN MESS that can only think about how my WORTHLESS SELF can NEVER compare to a PRECURSOR BVLL??? She would RATHER take on BIG PRECURSOR COCK every DAY in EVERY HOLE from a SECCESFUL EXECUTIVE of a ((((Pharmaceutical Company)))) that can pays her daughters tuition, rather than stay with a LIMP DICKED vulpo "man" that BARELY gets by with DONATIONS to his LITTLE PATHETIC SHRINE in the MIDDLE??? SHE has ALREADY thrown the CHEAP RING i BOUGHT her, and replaced it with a COLLAR signifying her TOTAL SUBMISSION and your OWNERSHIP OF HER?!?! GAZONKS! ...And that's STILL NOT ALL?? Not ONLY are you TAKING the STRONG WILLFUL WOMAN i fell in LOVE with, TURNING her into one of YOUR SEX SLAVES that COOKS PIZZA for YOU, but you're also REPLACING ME as SUZURAN'S FATHER FIGURE?? My little LIGHT, my reason to LIVE, has completely FORGOTTEN about her deadbeat dad, and now calls you DADDY and she's EXCITEDLY EXPECTING THE BIRTH OF her FIRST BROTHER that i COULD NEVER PRODUCE!?!?!?! W-what else can i say but....... YABBA DABBA DOO YUPPPY I'M SUCH A HAPPY VULPO!!!!
Feeling nostalgic for 2020 Arknights.
>>499980706Red alt Marksman confirmed
>>499981070this is an embarrassing post even for you, self-inserter
>>499980782One has a short redeploy time and the other generates dp
>>499980820Why are you obsessed with jeets that you don't even know the meme about the cuck stepdad to a white hag with two black kids? Did you come from /v/ or something?
>>499980938Artsknights
>>499981110First anniv ruined this game
>>499981161
Watching Suzudad fuck Suzumom
why do cuckposters love to project so hard?
>>499981159>other generates dpIt's even better, she makes dp generate faster
>>499980760>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/filename/1636392077364/
>>499980064He is in relation to nearly all other operators in his rarity/niche worse in performance in a niche that itself is both competitive, but also relatively uncommon in terms of actual necessity. In comparison to other operators, he is definitely bad. This is a talking potential in philosophy regarding the meaning of bad. There are two regards, pure function in a vacuum and comparatively. Lessing is comparatively bad. The pure vacuum rating is nearly pointless as it is like saying anything you can reasonably sit on makes a good chair. While not wrong, it carries little to no meaningful information. Lessing is usable, but so are the vast majority of operators in the game and people even make arguments for the few operators that are qualitatively poorly designed like Spuria. To argue in the vacuum alone is a position only held by those that refuse comparison or rating. Also, he does not even function that well in a vacuum. Lessing fails far more often than he should in true solo duels despite being a Dreadnought. He is simply put bad and it is denial to claim otherwise.
>>499980956You'll bite your tounge once that guy powercreep Reed
>>499980938More pressing issue, do you really count a primal caster as a caster?
>>499981295HAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>499980998first 6* vanguard since mumu iirc fuckin wildalso you forgot CE
>>499980956>Male suiHe's going to make more money than LappAlt
>>499981360i mean it has caster in the name
>>499981295kek
>>499981295
>>499981110Walter really ruined the game
>>499981295this post dealt true damage to that guy
>>499981159Uh-huh. And she also does even less damage than phantom. She's an accuracy debuffer.Suzumom skills don't generate dp. She increases the stage dp generation rate.They're a departure from the class identity >>499981110You can just not use the ops
>>499981442her new outfit is real cute
>>499981161I wouldn't fall for it but I would play along.
>>499981295HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>499980760Argentinianbro...
>>499981295Disgusting
>>499981295Real mood.
>>499981442looking FRESH Suss
The lupos and vulpos are smooching me help
Who’s your wife and why?Please also post her
>>499981738(you)now fuck off
>>499979543Beating your kids is statistically proven to make them more likely to act out, not less.
>>499981727Just let it happen
>>499981758Why so angry?
>>499981738Fuck off
>>499981295>He didn't change the filename>He isn't proud of his post history noob moment...
>>499981295>ArgentinianAWFUL
>>499981738not now
>>499981835don't you get tired of asking the same thing every day?
>>499981835Maybe he's tired of seeing the same (you) farming post?
>>499981161legal Child
>>499981776That is why kids do not act out now that they are not beaten right?
>>499981835Stop farming (you)s faggot
>>499981738Not feeling it today.
>>499981295Why is it always the timezone 2 hours ahead of me?
>>499981758>>499981845>>499981916Fine don’t reply just post your wife, I just want to see cute posts instead of retards baiting and arguing over the same shit
>>499982059You're the common denominator so that means you're the problem
>>499981738We're both hikki NEETs with terrible personality and few to no redeeming qualities.
>>499982103You're not changing the subject this easily, argentinabro
Doctor...stop hiring evil women. Columbia is asking why 83% of our registered employees have documented warcrimes.
>>499982103Worthless post
>>499982153What jurisdiction do they hold over our employees?
>>499980373>Hoshiguma also cannot be trustedThe signs of Oni being Sarkaz were there all along.
Maybe if Kal masturbated more she would stop acting like such a bitch
>>499982153Tell me ONE operator Doc has hiredYou CAN'TIt's all either Kal or HR
>>499982153I wouldn't exactly trust the columbians in matters of morality
>>499982247realest post itt
>>499981314Dreadcopes are a valid option for physical damage and arts hp tanking. Blame HG for being stingy with resources so people just tank with cuora until amiya or a borrowed op kills the whatever.It's important because Lessing is good enough to contribute significantly against the soft counter of most high def while 2/3rds of physicals choke down to min 5% or sub 1/3 elite hp bar which may as well be min 5%. That is what is important. You can't stuff him in abysmal or shit when he clears stages, objectively performs well and performs above many other ops in situations where they choke. He does this as a welfare in a gacha too which further degrades your precious "comparisons". He's for elevating the floor.Solo is an awful hyperbolic state because the intended gameplay is to use your squad to beat the stage. Stop feeding shitposters you nigger.
>>499982247Dusk masturbates 3x everyday and she's still a bitch
>>499981738https://pastebin.com/sjNAy8vc
>>499982153Woman, this was your idea. And Talulah is getting hired eventually.
>>499982303platinum
>>>499982153Don't you go gaslighting me, Kally WallyYou were the one that decided to hire W, Passenger and Hool into Rhodes.
>>499982414Did he actually hire her or was he just reason she wanted the job
>>499982303PlatinumKestralTomimi i think?Eyjas application was approved by doctor too.
>>499982475>PassengerDid nothing wrong.
>>499982494doc directly took her under his wing when she was trying to flee kazimierz
>>499982396it was lillia's last request desu
>>499979982Ever thought that he's romanticising them because they've been presumed dead for over a decade?
>>499982153they are both hot and capable what more do you fucking what you rusted up raghell half the """"warcrimes""" you talk about are perfectly justified
>>499982552The Sargonian Government don't agree with you there, Chief
I am not evil. I am just socially inexperienced.
>Just spent 4 hours trying to make a BB-S-4 CM low rarity clear and failed misraebly
>>499982153Being stuck in prison sucking down tax payer beans is useless. Being forced to fight for the wellbeing of infected is the real punishment>>499982475Why do you not want originium nuke man on your side? Do you hate bringing justice to evildoing lord ameers that massacre people?
>>499982652Sargonian >>>>>>>Government
>>499982583>Lillia>LouisiaWho?
The game is so much better when it's not about sarkaz holy shit
>>499982668https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1ax4y1B7eLhttps://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1Vm421G78F
>>499982753>LouisaFolinic >LilliaFolinic's mom
>>499982654Imagine the blowjobs
Come on Doctor, just declare yourself the new emperor, marry amiya and take over the largest nearby country.
>>499980938I am more interested in mating press issues.
They did the thing
>>499982331He costs more than raising Cuora and Amiya combined and they're both better long term investments due to IS where Lessing will never be the best pick for a voucher unless he's free. For all the situations you describe, 90% of them I'm sure Mousse will also suffice. Mousse is also a better long term investment due to her attack debuff. If you're doing the support with your whole squad thing, functionally all the lower rarity duelists work while being cheaper. There is possibly no situation in the game where Lessing is specifically the best unit for the job where the same task is not achievable by a lower rarity unit, let alone many other 6*s. Rather he holds the dubious honor of being one of the few units to be the only one to fail a challenge where every other operator in his class and rarity succeeds.
>>499982924Sounds boring when I can have the whole world instead
>>499983038Gotta start somewhere Doctor. After you bulldozer the country people will flock there and join up.
>>499982924she is e0 lv1 in my landship
>>499982604Sure, that’s possible.
>>499982331His s3 might unironically make him the best ground tile receiver of %attack buffs in the game, the issue is he has to get at least 2 fat ones before he's competing with Skadi/Nearl because their self buffs are big enough, and if you're going through all that trouble to buff someone you may as well just throw it on ranged operator with fat attack and damage multiplier of choice.
>>499978784>>499978876>>499979073I took a shower. Thanks anons
Una siracusana
Doctor...am I evil?
>>499983196Enjoy your daki
>>499983327
>>499983193He's not pure damage mult due to his increase attack when hit talent. For best ground buff receiver, literally every swordmaster works better in practicality, especially since they can hit more than 1 enemy.
>>499983370erotic small fox
Can you push these deathveil DEVILS off the map with invis reveal
>>499983360Skadi is a force of nature. If you are in the way you will stop existing.
Genuinely haven't looked at Lappalt until nowWhy does she look like... that? She's like a damn stick figure and her neck is huge.
i need more art of her skin its way too fucking sexo
>>499983525Peedy…
>>499983554Someone make it longer please.
>>499982583crownslayer is folinic's sister? wtf
>>499983030He sure does hence why I said HG sucks. I'll even add on that no hope granularity fucked a lot of ops for IS.Lessing gives higher dps over mousse if you want to push against a pressure mechanic like the yan oracle casters. He greatly outperforms matoimaru, isn't required to hide out of healer range like morgan is, and isn't crippled by higher def like Flamebringer can get. then >conviction. Franka's the only one squaring up.He doesn't need to be best. He just needs to be good enough for the job which he is. It doesn't matter that schwarz is better and easier to use in almost all cases.
So why didn't they explain that you can have 2 ops on unsteady tiles hold each other?This whole time I thought you needed at least 1 dude in solid ground to extend the chains
>>499983554She's Italian (terrible, I know).
>>499983709CS's mom and Folinic's mom both worked on the sarcophagus in Ursus with Kal
>>499983709No, Folinics mother just knew Lyudmilas parents.That and that Lyudmila got orphaned in the same event that took her husband and wanted kal to take care of her.
>>499983193The best ground tile receivers of attack buffs are trivially Chong and Degen.
>they drop talulah/nine limited banner with CS as the 5*.budged operator will be an original
>>499983554does anyone know if Heitu drew her? It's weird how lappland's a goblin but this one's so crisp
>>499983554No nutrients in wastelandsRhodes Island Cafeteria will fix her
>>499983947why didnt she take CS then?
>>499984068does ifrit really...
>>499983974>with CS as the 5*.Uh, slowbro...
>>499983931>>499983947right, i totally forgot
>>499983981Looks like the same artist to me...
>>499984019Someone from outside Chernobog(maybe a friend of her family) helped CS flee the country before kal got her hand on her.
>>499984019Kal entrusted CS to relatives in Siracusa, who eventually fucked off to join Reunion to get revenge on the people who killed her dad.
>>499983554Wasn't she always skinny?
Uhh is Arknights fucking dead already?I've barely seen any art of Lappland or Suzumom for two new seemingly busted opsAnd I've barely seen art of Arturia's and Executor's skins, and 0 art of Texas' skin
>>499984104Why dont you check?
>>499983554>DecadenzaApparently her head didn't get the memo
>>499984107no... it cant be... she was supposed to come with tally
>>499984240Yeah everyone moved to Endfield, EoS soon retard
Buff Rosmontis.
>>499984240Have you tried opening your eyes?
>>499982357She masturbates too much.Nice girls like Angelina has found the balance.
All of you are fucking retarded and I will continue to use the operators I managed to get. No "fomo" is going to persuade me from rolling for operators I don't give a shit about.
>WAlter? SKIP>Pepe? SKIP>LapAlt? SKIPLimited banners just aren't doing it for me lately.
>>499984240I've seen a ton of lappland and suzumom
>>499984068Combat underwear. Mandatory.
Aieeeeee!
Please guys you must roll for pepe, spend a lot too. The global servers depend on the sales from our 5th anni, if it doesn't do well they will shut us down...
>>499984357I'm neutral, because I've been wanting either a Tal/Nine/CS banner or a Lapp2/Red2/CS banner. I got Red2 wrong, if anything, and CS ended up being a 6* which is a plus since I thought she was 5* material.
>>499984540mania
>>499984496Everyone knows the less you wear the higher your defenses, that's just science.
>>499984314that's nice but why?
>>499984314Crazy how her ears became less horse-like when she graduated
>>499984314Just noticed her undershirt has a cleavage cutout, only covered up by her jacket.
>>499984540blessed
>>499984540CheetoGOD.
>>499984540
Man, Kally Wally really loved her Ursus apprentices
>>499981295is this really what the average /akg/ poster is like
>>499983835That's what I was talking about. Under your definitions, nearly no operators can qualify as bad as they are operators/units in the game that functionally work as units as you refuse to use the comparative definition. Lessing is comparatively worse in the majority of situations. So he is comparatively bad. Just being functional is accomplishable by 99% of operators. It Is a near meaningless quality and not one that actually rates the operator. It is the equivalent of no bar acceptance. In terms of actually playing the game of Arknights, it is better to invest in other operators over Lessing. Both lower rarity alternatives and equal rarity competitors. His niche is also not so unique that there is never another option available. In terms of useful information comparatively are vastly more worthwhile. Your statements that he is functional are simply describing his existence without regards to the full scope of the discussion because you cannot entertain the direct statement/admission that he is bad.
>>499984627>less horse-likeHow was that even possible, she already didn't look like a horse
>>499984314>get shot in your stomach>scarred from the experience>your new outfit does not protect your stomachwut
>>499984801i'm afraid you caught the bloke mind virus
WHY ARE WE ROLLING?!?!
>>499984882It's a power move
>>499983554>stickI don't really see it
>>499984801bit sad innit
>>499984560>free 6*damn
>>499984314At long last. Now if only Beagle would come home, we could get the whole squad together once more...
>close my eyes>don't look for any art>AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH WHERE THE FUCK IS ALL OF THE ART
>>499984910BECAUSE UNLESS ACTED UPON BY ANOTHER FORCE, OUR VELOCITY WILL STAY THE SAME
>>499981738Fuck on
>>499984431>>499984454>t. homos rolling for thorns alt
>>499984959Uhh since we got the elevators working again in the base... we found uhh beagle in there... what was left of her anyway..
>>499984848I mean her ears were vaguely horse-shaped beforehand, sort of like Catapult's, but now that's just completely gone
>>499984882Reverse psychologyNow the enemy will think you want to get shot there for some reason, even thought you've been shot there before, they would think no one would actually want that and that it's obvious bait
Doctor is my toy.
>>499984938Not only a free 6* but a somewhat usable one tooWondering how far i can take the accuracy debuff she puts on enemies
>>499984431Who the fuck are you talking to?
>people are so shit in the game HG just gave them a free 6* frdLmao
>>499985104Doctor is everyones toyIts in the operator contract
>>499984938She's not shaping out to be Gladiia tier but she's certainly no Lessing or Silence, which is to say she looks perfectly serviceable. She's a utility FRD so she isn't competing with a bunch of busted 6* statblocks that would do her job better.
>>499985104do he squeak
>>499984314that ab scar is something special
>>499985015the only one who brought up homo shit is you bro...
LAPPYGODS RISE UP
I don't wanna do it.
>>499984540Cheeto acquired
>>499985195>do he squeakAccording to Babel, yes.
>>499985179Retard.
>>499985015I don't even have Thorns built. >>499985256You have no choice.
>>499985183I think I'll wait until the numbers come out before I decide on her. At least her art's good.
>>499985304Ascalon...
I wonder if she has a tail fetish and that's why she got with Suzu's dad
>>499985012https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KJabPkUOQw
is suzumom worth rolling or CS worth upgrading?, i want to retvrn this april for evil woman skin, or should i just retvrn now for logos?>>499984740deep penetration sexo with muttchetto
>adding slug racing broke RA2 progression because you can get lighting ore from it as soon as act 1
Everyone has to wear the military issued panties.
>>499985015Literally me
>>499985218Did you save them?
>>499985045Don't worry, she's alive and well. She survived by eating all the fat dragon tails that kept getting chopped by the doors and falling into the shaft.
>>499985409It's the rules.
Bro, are you okay?
>>499985409i thought i gave the order to go commando
Suzu's dad will be a permashota that is even shorter than Suzuran with tails just as fluffy.
>>499985386>is suzumom worth rollingDepends on how much she effects DP regen rate i would assume?>CS worth upgradingI am just because i think her S3 is neat and i can think of a few ways to utilize the accuracy debuf she applies.
>>499985386bitch, the event isn't even out yet
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4
>>499985519That would mean her mother literally represents her fans.
>>499985386>pioneer vanguardprobably not
>Suzumom is a flattieThe future isn't looking good for Suzuran
>Stop lewding my daughter she's just a kid you freaks!
>>499985345It'll be a bit disappointing if she's an absolute damagelet but she does AoE accuracy debuff on enemies, which is like giving dodge to all the ops who might be targeted by those enemies. That alone sounds pretty good to me.
>>499985687Its okayShe will make up for it with the size of her ears
>passenger s3 flametail s2 crownslayer s3 podenca s2 mudrock s3 >load up ursus brapmen map or sheep map
so. where is it?
i cant believe we are recruiting a non virgin in RI
>>499985386>suzumomDepends on the trait, either broken or>pioneer>CS worth upgradingProbably not, unless you like her
>>499985453Yes
>>499985698Oyakodon
>>499985798Bro, your Harold/Catherine/Hagshot?
>>499985798Generic ops are all sluts
>>499985791It's been expunged
>>499983853Thank god I learned that early on, BB-S-2 was a joke thanks to that info.
>>499985183Do we have her kit posted here yet?I only found Lapp's and the new jetpack girl
>>499985798this bait is on cooldown anon
>>499985850>Hagshot
>>499985791-5 social credit
>>499985409and they have to be returned to the basket in doctors office every night
Bros I need your adviceI'm a texaslet. I was planning to spark texas alt on walter banner, but I started considering to spark her on lapp alter's banner after seeing her cool design.What should I do?Having texas alter now would be a big improvement to my team but I'm willing to wait six months for her if necessary
>>499985356Suzudad is a prestigious shrine priest, so she has a corruption fetish at least
Which tokens are added to the red cert shop with Ch.14?
>>499985453*gives you 6 Lapps before 1 Suzumom*
>>499985386They both look fun-tier so yes if you think building functional teams is fun but they aren't broken like Walter or Logos.
>>499985960if you can spark on ch14 then do it thenyou have 6 months to save for lappipipi
Alannabros... we are getting closer
>>499984215No one's going to give some (you)s for the new robot?Poor thing
>>499985771Mentioned.
>>499985960If you's a metafag spark her on the Walter banner. If you're a Lapipifag spark her on the Laptard banner.
>>499985798shes your in-law why would you have a problem with having her on board
>>499985835Bro... your sniper tokens...
cutie
>>499985663Counterpoint>Talent: Increase natura DP generation's rateBut I wonder if it's a passive thing or she needs to be deployed.
>>499985591>how muchTo mince words, it's really about in what way she affects it. If it's 1.2 multiplier, it's a gimmick. If it's 0.5 more dp per second, she'll be mandatory for any CC with DP risks.
>>499986117I'm neither. I'm a reedfag but Lapipi is one of my favorites
>>499986081>I thought that AK is biased towards its female audience...Well, you thought wrong.
>>499985960It doesn't matter. You don't need Texas to have fun but I do think it wohld be neat and poetic if you got both on the Lapp banner :)
back from work where is the swire skin
>>499985960Texas is washed bro
>>499985884Go through the last few threads and you might find it. It was posted, I just didn't save it.
>>499984841He's comparatively better in the majority of situations though? You have ops like leto hitting the wall and fucking dying. You have melee ops that can't take a hit from the funny sarkaz assassins if you're playing wrong as a joke. You have physical ops that can get over the hump but they can't deal enough damage to reach 1/3 of the elite's hp let alone nearly kill or kill. The only thing that matters is can they clear the stage. I do not and never will entertain the direct statement that he is bad because that is objectively wrong and retarded when he objectively kills shit left and right as well as better than many many other ops you retard.
>>499985850>catherinegrannyLORDS
>>499985960You won't have trouble clearing content when Ch. 14 drops since you'll have a dozen Wisadels to pick from your friend's list
>>499985960Grab her now, w/logos is a better banner to go deep on. Unless you're gonna be too poor to afford 300 by the time lapp is around (tho that's just worst case scenario planning)
>>499986142>your in-lawAmiya's marrying Suzuran?
>>499986081Lappland and Crownslayer are both popular with women already, and suzumom has the makings to be too.
>>499986224Sounds like you're a Lapfag to me. Spark Texas on Lap's banner.
>>499986150During year 1 I was caught unaware that the tokens can change and was too late that I missed two of them.
>>499985798why are argetinians all niggers
>>499986215Also gotta consider how much talent buffs from dupes effect talent improvement no?
Sometimes I like to imagine...
>>499986391what
>>499986381Why does Exu attract so many perverts? She's not even that sexy in game.
Her swords are all wobbly nowYou could say she's not straight anymore. heh
>>499986483>>499981295
>>499986391Influence from their neighbors
we getting any free chip glues when ch14 drops?
>>499986391Jewish blood
>>499986391It's most likely one of his VPN.
>>499986490
>>499985386We'll need numbers and she'll likely remain a strong utility sidegrade. We also need to wait for CC to see if there's any unexpected interactions.We have like 7 invul ops and silenc2 if you can't somehow tank it. Accuracy memes are always going to be spotty so just friend some cs guy. CN support ops got upgraded so you can swap skill/modules so don't sweat it too hard
this thread? based and redpilled
>>499986515Imagine that in your ass
>>499986490first of all she is, secondly because shes cute and genki
>>499986607would
>>499986049>you have 6 months to save for lappipipiI like the fact that you get a lot more rolls than you expect for 6 months. By calculating just the dailies, weeklies, annis and card you shouldn't even get to 150. You get so much shit through OP and limited lotteries that you can get a spark pretty quickly though.
>>499986537>tfw i am one tootell me your secrets
>>499986515>I am the bone of my sword
>>499986639
>>499981295But is he wrong though
>>499986515you couldnt find a lower quality image?
How about the devil’s face when he saw that gyatt?
Event Boss spoilers
>>499986607cute apple pie
>>499986438Yeah, but it's also possible pot buff 9nly the other talent or not the DP part if it does.
>>499986642Looks like an urethral insertion to me.
>>499986591Aren’t they nazis?
>>499986283Yep, just a sensitive person who can't stomach their favorite op being bad. His high highs do better than their low lows. That's an easy low hanging fruit.
How long until Ermengarde.........
>>499986792>bro leaked the boss on twitter countdown for the public execution?
Translation never
>>499985960In 3 months you'll want to wait for the new cn hotnessAnd the 3 months after that.Before you know it 5.5 years will have passed and you still wont have sparked her.>>499986215Fang is .24 dp/sPiosneed is 0.343 dp/sMyrtle is 0.467Elysium/sail is 0.529You need 0.33 dp/s to sustain two dp module merchantsDifference between myrtle and fang is ~14 dp/minute over the long term.
>>499986792>Spoiled the event's boss>Xitter account nukedS-so this is LowGOD-sama's true power...
>>499986920
I'M TAKING US THIS FARA TWISTED CARNIVALE
>>499986792>>499986974public execution already happened, his account was deleted. he's buried next to zhang in lowlight's backyard
>>499986920skadi...
>>499986792I'm leaking
>>499986283>comparing a 6 star to a 5 star?
>>499981295If that was indeed one of his VPN, I thought the usage of such thing was a bannable offense?
>>499986335>Crownslayer>PopularLmao
>>499986283Are you really pitting Lessing against Leto?
>>499987051Doc...
The time of Adam Gubman’s execution… has changed.
>>499987109REED
>>499986917You are entirely unable to grasp the matter at hand you retard. He isn't even my favorite either. When you say an op that strong is abysmal you're a fucking idiot that should have been drowned at birth.>>499987053>>499987112Welfare btw
>>499981314I would unironically say Lessing is better than Skadi if Abyssalkek buffs weren't a thing.
>Suzumom S2 always stuns if paired with suzuran who slowsCute
>>499987191>>499987191
>>499987178i don't give a fuck
>>499987164I don't care if it says with women, she's not popular with anyone
>>499987167>welfareHe's still got 6 star costs bro... if the only way to justify them is to compare him to a 5 star he's ass
>>499987028>>499987002not even a day and he got beheadedi think i saw guys reposting his shit about how he was excited to do the music toorip
>>499987213>>499987248Retards, both of you.
>>499987253A new player gets bukakked by 4*/5*'s many of whom choke on def. Lessing is largely competing against other 5*'s on the new player's account. One op continues to kill enemies while the other fucking flops. The welfares are mediocre ops raising the power floor for poor newfags until they pull themselves together. It's as simple as that.
>>499987167I'm saying he's comparatively bad in a large majority of situations. I'm not saying he's awful. Just never the best option, very rarely a good option, and the vast majority of the time a bad one compared to the other operators available. You just take it very personally for some reason. You have outright stated your refusal to even fathom it and nothing you have said has really conflicted with any of my points about Lessing or your lack of ability to say anything truly meaningful.
>>499987576I'm not taking it personally that's your projection talking. The only things that matter is can Lessing kill the whatever and can he do better than whatever else the newcutie has. The answer is either yes or no. As a welfare that has higher odds of being yes early on than later yet even later the fact that he can do the job remains as Lessing is objectively a strong operator among the existing roster and enemies in the game which flop in front of matchups he still succeeds at. Now do me a favor and don't talk to me again you fucking retard.
>>499987967You're certainly angry to the point it seems like it.
>>499988149Get help for your projection problem.
>>499986996Yeah, but the real matter is if it is for example1×1.2=1.2whcih with a DP reduction risk is0.1×1.2=0.12where if it is1+0.2=1.2which with a reduction is0.1+0.2=0.3It also remains to be seen what her DP rates is with her talent excluded, because if it is really low she might just be along other pioneers in total DP/minuteAlso, whether she needs to be deployed will also be a big factor, but she wouldn't be the first vanguard with bonuses when she isn't deployed.
>open up thread>see >>499989354I do not understand maths
>>500000000