He Who Does Not Fail EditionPC trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuCfkgaaa08PS5 trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wW4Fdh6zFM>News:Patch 7: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-7-now-live_121Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99>Wiki:https://bg3.wiki>Mods:https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/>FAQ:>Q: How often should I long rest?>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of very low or very high rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.>Polls:>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnYOP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpastaPrevious thread: >>499891387
First for Gortash rape
>>499982749and thats on periodt
>>499983485You know she mad when she whips out the Frogonese
>>499983485what the frog is she saying?
How do I switch to my other storage. My main one is full.
Hero.
Minthara is so fucking lame, worse than Halsin somehow
>>499984925*glaring, teeth bared*
>>499985308hello untitled anon
*DIOS MIOS IN 4K*
>>499985062*Divine smites u*
I love Astarion
>>499985678AAACK! *collapses into mist* Narrator: “With this character’s death the thread of prophecy is restored. Save the game at your earliest convenience to persist in the blessed world you created, or reload and damn us all.” Would you like to save the game? y/n
>>499983868>What the frog did you just fucking say about me, you little istik? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Crèche K'liir, and I’ve been involved in numerous raids on ghaik, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in kith'rak warfare and I’m the top fighter in the entire Githyanki forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frog out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Fay-run, mark my frogging words. You think you can get away with saying that tsk'va to me over Sending Stones? Think again, shka'keth. As we speak, I am contacting my Gish network across the Astral Plane and your Soul is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, vin'isk. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re frogging dead, istik. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Tu'narath and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little istik. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your frogging tongue. But you couldn't, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you kainyank. I will tsk'va all over you and you will drown in it. You’re frogging dead, istik.
>>499986318
>>499986318I missed one frogging fuck. Tsk'va.
>>499984749President
Hello I love Astarion
Say my name
any games that scratch the BG itch? NWN1+2? BG1 and 2 are too dated to play.how is that Neverwinter MMO?
>>499991251Neverwinter Nights 2 (which you can find on GOG), KoTOR 1+2, Dragon Age: Origins, Divinity: Original Sin 2, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, etc. That's all I can think of at the moment.
>>499991251sims 4
>>499992848Good evening Saer
>sell the children into indentured servitude
Did someone say children?
>>499993860How many children call him daddy?
>>499994056All. They don't get a say in the matter
So I finally made a Swords Bard. The fabled Swords Bard. The overpowered Swords Bard.Does every single class feel underwhelming to a pure Fighter? Everything feels like shit compared to a Fighter.
>>499994558(Tiger)Barbarian > Fighter
>>499994558cute frog
>>499995149Alright, why?>>499995550Yes.
bibberbang
Looks like I'm getting a bouquet of mushrooms instead of flowers for Minthy
>>499995827tiger barb turns every weapon into a cleave weapon
It's a cool detail that she's actually missing a hand
A playthrough as an eagle heart barb that always carries around 2 crates sounded like a funny playthrough idea but it would be tedious to actually do that every round of combat for 100+ hours.I tend to stick to tiger and elk so I wanted to do something different but alas.
>>499995510Lae'zel is so gorgeous
>>499983042>side with Nere to kill all the Duergar>he thanks me for being a devout servant of the Absolute and to stick with him cuz he’s gonna rise through the ranks >remember the Myconids paid me to get his head>kill him and cut off his headOh I’ll be close by, alright
>>500008657balthazar still behaves as if he saw nere yesterday even if you killed the fucker.
>barbtharakinda hot ngl
what an unflattering angle
>>500011824He’s a fuckin WHORE
>the next /bgg/ sister meetup>>500011913don't misgender shadowheart
>finish the creche>realize I have to go fight undead for the next 10 hours>AGAINGod I hate Act 2 so much
>>499991251>BG1 and 2 are too dated to play.It's depressing how many think that way. They're great games, arguably Bioware at its best, that share the same setting. Don't let their age filter you.>>499995510Cute Frog.
>>499983042there is something i don't get, spoilers for act 2 endingaylin says justiciars kept killing her but she kept coming back, why didn't they just use the spear?
>>500014705Shar only gives the spear to Shart
>>500014740but why? it seems important for shar that she dies but she only saved it for shart?
>>500014767it's not important that she dies it's important that a child of Selune (Shadowheart) kills her.
>>500014856i see, so she also did it because ketheric turned on her and she wanted to fuck him over?
I'm planning my evil Durge run and I plan to use companions I didn't on my Tav run.So far my comp is looking like>Durge Spore Druid>Lae'zel TB Monk>Minthara SorcadinAnd I want to use Gale on my last spot. What's more fun and strong between Wizard (either Abj or Evo) and Sorcerer (draconid but not sure about the element).Honor ruleset with multiple saves.
>>500015008That’s more of a secondary bonusThe main thing Shar cares about is converting a Selunite to become full Shar’s chosen
>>500015065Might as well go Abjuration wizard or fire draconic sorc if you’re going full S++ tier anyway
>>500015008she's just god mad beef with any selunite and will do anything to fuck up the lives of selunites, the thorms included. i'm sure DJ Shadowheart is going to get killed by some other dipshit selunite turned sharran at some point because that just seems to be the way shar operates.
>>500015310Why is fire so strong? Hat of Fire Aquity?
>>500015479YesHat of Fire Acuity, spam Scorching Ray, congrats you now have unresistable spells and shit out damage
>>500015065>Honor ruleset with multiple saves.Anything that sound fun, then. I'm not really seeing a theme here, though. Just a bunch of strong builds.
>>500015567i would NEVER hurt the strange ox
>>500015585*sounds
>>500015634Sacrifices must be made
>>500014542old game design is not fun. rtwp. 20 copy pasted fights per map. shit graphics. shit controls. no voice acting.
>>500015863I don't feel like arguing about this for hours; it's just a shame that opinion seems so prevalent. They're dated games, yes, but that's also part of the charm. BG2 still holds up surprisingly well for a game over 20 years old.
>>500016450i say this as someone that played these games when they were current. these games were built on a fraction of the budget modern games have. they were built with shoddy engines that can't do a fraction of what unreal and whatnot can do these days. they were built when game design was just getting started. if you like playing old shit just because it's old good for you
What's the best way to play the old baldur's gate games? any sort of edition or cut content restoration things one should download?
>>499985308Need guardian Lae'zel and guardian Minthara.
>>500017359>What's the best way to play the old baldur's gate gamesDon't. Go open a book, you'll have a better time. Also stop blogposting.
Our hero
>>500025419Heartwarming. Praise His name.
Is there any class that doesn't benefit from multiclassing, even just a level? The only one I can think of is Fighter, but going 1 War Cleric for BA attack, Bless and some utility in Healing Word and Sanctuary might be more valuable than 1 feat.
>https://www.wargamer.com/baldurs-gate-3/unexpected-gift-for-shadowheartWhat is wrong with shartfags?
>>500027456in tabletop the reason you'd go to level 12 in your class is to get the 13th to 20th level class features. in the context of bg3 there's no real benefit to taking a class to 12 unless you REALLY need the feat.
>>500029991humiliation ritual
>>500030128i wish
>>500025419The thumbnail looks kinda like a bitch wearing a skirt bent over, showing her thong.>>499983042What face mod is this? Looks decent.
>>500029991I want to fuck Mamzell Amira
>>500033364I want to fuck her cat
>I want to free the prince ^^>lol ok Netherbrain here I go >:(wth was that
New to BG3 I have a few questions:Can I make a twink and get femdomed in a romance? If so which romance fits the bill the closest?What is the best class for this?Also heard the game is kinda easy should I start on tactician or is it a huge difficulty spike?Are there any essentials I need to have in party, do I need a dedicated healer or rogue etc
>>500035915just b urself
>>500035915
>>500035915Karlach will finger your bussy once in act 3.That's about as close as it gets. You cannot make a twink though. Only effeminate men that look like would-be gigahons.
>>500035915Laezel.Uhh a magic class probably.Sure.Up to you really. Clerics have healing stuff, rogues are good at lockpicking
How many in game locks cant be picked with Eldritch Blast?
Post /ourgirl/.
I love my wife
>>500035915Play as half elf also. The first face is very twink and cute
>>500011824what are you talking about he’s cute here
>>500036337>>500036457>You cannot make a twink thoughAw, not a deal breaker, wanted some young looking skinny male that isn't buff.So it's between Karlach and Lae'zel. I meant more personality and romance RP wise not just the sex. That my char can be submissive to them.
Whenever I see wyll I'm reminded that a human being wrote him and another human being thought that he was awesome
>>500038148whenever I see wyll I'm reminded that DEI characters always end up sucking so hopefully in 20 years when china owns every major video game studio this will all stop
>>500035562>Imprison and drain prince power>I'm sure it'll all be water under the bridge if you release him>Oh he hates squidwards too? Yeah bet we'll be best friends if you release himEmperor switching sides if you release prince makes plenty of sense.
>>500037869There’s mods for a twink body. Laezel starts the romance by domming you, however she moves past that to a real connection. I don’t think any of the female options are like that. Only 1 male option ahahah late game
>>500037869You can't really do that with either Lae or Karls.Lae one turns your ass once in act 2(if she rolls higher initiative) and Karls fingers your bussy after lifting you and sitting you down in a very feminine pose. Your relationship with both of them is very lovey and there's no real discussion of power dynamic. Maybe Minthara might feel a bit more dommy, but even she seems pretty much wrapped around your finger.
>>500038529Yeah but going directly to the big brain? That's what it made me perplexed
MCM's live DND game was cute
>>500039521Jannys gonna kill you
>>500035562>>500038529Emperor was always on the netherbrain's side
Good afternoon /bgg/! What a wonderful day forWaifus, HusbandosLove & Harmony!
>>500040083Why did you ruin him
retarded autismo here, somehow dodged to play this game to this day:How likely is the chance there is major patch or DLC or enhanced edition of this game to still release? I want to play but i don't want to if isn't "content complete".
>>500040591Itll be done when its done.
>>500040150Sometimes you old mistress, who is also the Goddes of the only thing that motivates you in life, sends her ex boyfriend to tell you to blow yourself up: during those day, you just ask your barber to fuck your shit up.
>>500040776Bummer, guess i ask in /v/ if wotr is finished
>>500040150Was Gale ever good enough to become ruined? Like, if you step in a turd... is the turd now ruined?
>>500041254He looked better than love & harmony’s screenshot so yes
>>500039719Damn what a faggot
How many times a week does Swen go to brothels?
>>500011824Here, try this one instead.
>>500041349>>500041254Worry not, tho: he returned to his former glory pretty soon afterward.
Withers:>Mind flyaers do not posses soulsAlso Withers:>Naw, trust me guys, this Orpheus mind flayer is still Orpheus same as he ever was, dw about it, just trust him, itll be fineNow, on the surface, this might seem like terrible writing, but its actually a meta-narrative about DMs who have no idea what they are doing. The DMs that kinda just wing it for their whole homebrew campaign. This specific part is referencing the type of sessions that go on for a lot longer than the DM thought they would, or if the party had made progress a lot faster than he expected. He hadnt worked this next part of the adventure out, and just starts ad libbing, pulling whatever out of his ass to try and push the plot forward while still trying to maintain the roleplay in the moment. So at a glance, it might *seem* like bad writing, but once you have some context it becomes just another reason why BG3 really is the lotr of videogames.
ohh I'm nooticing the filenamefaggots lmaooo
lord help us if anyone ever read his low iq essays
Consider a high elf wife
>>500044042agp
>>499985431>can actually see the scalp through the hair>like in real lifeWow
>>500017359If you buy the enhanced editions on GOG you get installers for the originals in the extras section
>>500036895
>>500015428>that just seems to be the way shar operates."seems" is the wrong word, that's how it works.Hence you can convince Malus Thorm to get killed by the Sisters as only by killing their master, they can achieve mastery.>The darkness is infinite, but a master's teachings are not. When his wisdom is exhausted and his pupils fully versed, there shall come time for one final lesson. He will become the subject, fully laid bare for his students to consult, examine - and dissect.
>>500017359PS2
>>500043208bad writing is just bad writing mate. it's what happens when you have a deadline and need to wrap things up fast, you pull shit like the emperor out of your ass and hope for the best
>"A delayed game is eventually good, but a rushed game is forever bad.-Swen Vincke
Anyone else feel like that sceen of the crowd attacking Volo was a bit antisemitic?
>>500048152cute :)
>>500049791>I don't think there's anything worth sharingI have an idea :)
>>500050078and what might that be? :)
>>499983042>this is handsome according to larian
>>500050446Gortash propaganda
>>500050446>tfw no hymwaqaes gf
i have a chest in my inventory that screeches because it has a child stuck in it from act 1, i keep it because it's funnybut sometimes it drops during combat, what causes this?
>>500045317based larian
>>500053081if you're talking about the one from the creche there's a hellcat in it trying to bust loose.
>>500050446yes
>>500043208I feel like the inconsistency is based on souls in 5e are understood differently than how we think in real life. We already have the soul-coins in-game, which can freely be moved around and consumed while the person they came from is still alive. By that logic, a mindflayer could still have their mind and memories from before while also not having a soul.
*drools* anons why is he so handsome
>>500054072So he can lure away small children, the fucking degenerate...
well i'm fucked, i have to roll a really high DC to avoid getting the astral tadpole in my headcan this be reversed later in the story? do i have to kill the emperor later to reverse it?
>>500055708the only way to unfuck your face is to beat the game.
>>500054072I need him
>>500055848well i also realized it auto gives you favourable begginings which is currently bugged for bards as it stops you from performingvery ebin
>>500055708i got a nat 20 and got rid of it
>>500056423He should cut his damn nails
Certified faggot's take on the male boddies:Theyre gymbro-lites. Like an ottermode that did brosplits with a lot of core machines for 6 months. Halsin is his own thing as a hulk-lite. If he gained a bunch of weight he would be be super comfy to snuggle under, and if he went on a hard cut he'd be the king of masc gymbros.But also Gort:Gort is is like the gaydead twunk who owned it and went full daddy-mode. As a based homo, he is ofc a switch. He knows he'll never be the cute young thing he was, but enjoys playing the tyrant for cute young twinks. Meanwhile, when coming across a TheReal homo who see him and wants to plap his thicc hairy ass, he bounces on that pogo stick.New thread theme bcuz Im listening to it while veeting my junk about to go blow out a twink's back on a fday hookup, and also since this post is gay as hell: https://youtu.be/lngUYDhzsWM [Open]Which guy is the cutest? IDK if youre ready for that hot of a take >.>
>>500056801I love creature astarion
>find a game you like>something traumatic happens in the game that you can relate>unfortunately this event is a druidic father figure forcing his sexual kinks and depravity on yourself>you get triggered very hard by this>force your depravity on a general for months on end>eventually someone in the general thread says something that triggers you even more>you are now stuck on this abusive relationship in your head and cant escape it>you spend months creating various aliases: bearschizo,gortsis, slopwhiner, silfypedo>but you will never escape his memories and no tunamac food poisoning will ever change thisanyway what's your favorite spell in BG3?
>>500040591It's cooked.
>>500058773tasha’s hideous laughter
t t t t toooooonamac
>>500035915BT1 or halfling/gnome race male, Lae'zel or Karlach is the closest to this but not reallyRogue, Ranger, Bard, or a non-melee casterTactician is definitely doable for a first timer. I think normal lets gaymers get away with too much stuff. Honor mode has the legendary actions which is a much bigger step up for boss difficulty, but you can try it without ironman via custom mode Game is beatable on honor solo. Just do whatever, experiment and have fun
I'm tunamaxxxing
>>500058773Dominate Person. Though I do wish it let me assume more direct control.
Thread Chemo status?
>>500058773Knock in Act 3 allows me to steal 30k from the bank
>>500058773>anyway what's your favorite spell in BG3?Scorching Ray once you have Gloves of Spellmight and all the stuff giving you + on Spell attack rolls.Past that, probably Spirit Guardians>AoE>No friendly fire>also slow>can move it without expending an (extra) action
is tav always baldurian? are the origin characters not baldurian?
>>500056173I'm playing a Bard with Favourable Beginnings and I can perform fine.Anyway there are mods to unfuck your face.
>>500061675Lae'zel isn't
>>500061675>are the origin characters not baldurian?I think it depends on the character>Shart's from Baldur's gate (but should does not remember shit)>Astarion's from Baldur's gate (only at night, though)>Karlach is from Baldur's gateRest of the origin companions aren't from Baldur's gate and shouldn't have the Baldurian tag
>>500061960Wyll is definitely baldurian but you're right i forgot gale is from waterdeep
>>500058773i don’t get this post but I was abused and was similarly repulsed by Halsin. i was sickened by the way he inserts himself into your relationship/life and the game behaves as if his sexual proclivities are legitimate. we barely even know who this guy is and suddenly you’re forced to answer whether or not if i want him in your bed while he leers and talks about touching you. spirit guardians and sanctuary are my fav spells
>>500062185Wyll is from africa, retard.
>>500062272:(
>>500058773Eldritch Blast. They did a really good job at making it feel powerful, it feels like shooting an arcane railgun
>>500058773i like the ones posted but globe of invulnerability too. trivializes a lot of hard bosses
>>500062436that's not very funny.
>>500062594>More Pea-lice at it again.
The hood does not claim Wyll. He is not invited to the cookout.
>>500062528I like using Hunger of Hadar and EB with that backward force push so I can push those undead fuckers back inside.But I wish we had more interactions with our patron, like caressing and massaging Mizora's feet or something I don't know what? ahahah
Embrace/Absolute Dragonborn Dark Urge:Oathbreaker/WarlockorSorcerer/Warlockor Monk/???Minthara romance. Full on evil.
>>500063172Way of the Four Elements Monk+Sorcerer will make you do some cool shit while living the "my body is a temple built on bones and marrow for my daddy" fantasy>t. monkchad
is tempest cleric + storm sorcerer the highest damage build possible? i haven't seen anything outdo it
>>500063648Is there ever a scenario where casting underleveled limited spells is preferable to punching people? 4 elements is so cool in theory but so bad in practice.
>https://youtu.be/zw6MWDeqLsI?si=ANAXysfekQCx4-vMThis is what they took away from you. I want background dialogues back. Save me Swen save me
>>500063997you can't always get up close and personal with the enemies, so that's whenArsonist Oil+twinned/quickened spells+fangs of the fire snakebecomes your favorite ally
>>500064108They did not take female cicero with massive honkers away from me chud.
>>500062440sorry i didn’t mean to be depressing
>>500064445you're supposed to roleplay your dos2 ps2 model as one
The slopswine is a subhuman that for months suffered the negative influence of a BULLY general, which constantly abused it, and which WARPED its nature. When the swine distances itself from its sloppy routine, it demonstrates and understands that, while remaining faithful to its attention-seeking and time-wasting nature, it is also possible to be completely society's waste, maintaining its porcine aspect.
Will the real silfypedo please stand up.
>Seranafag appears on /tesg/>whiner appears in /bgg/I'm nooticing Timmy lmaooo
What is it with you and RAPE? Nobody’s raping anyone?
>>500065421Shadow is pretty rapeable
>>500065505>not obsessed btwahaha wowDEAFENING!
god will slopwhiner ever stop being an oversensitive bitch
>Cums inside Lae'zel(:
I'm not letting my kids anywhere near larian writers
>>500065248You know, I don't think a person who has spent every day here for at least 10 years repeating the same phrases over and over (simple as), has the dedication to spend every day here for at least 10 months repeating the same phrases over and over (muh slopswine).
Repost the truth once or twice, and you will be called obsessed. I just think that's interesting. Don't you fellas think making fun of Astarion's sexual abuse past is hilarious?
>>500066569it's pretty funny yeah
>>500065505why don't you add it to the list of things that give you a personality? You used to enjoy doing it, why did you stop? oh and Any other schizo theories? Look "it" went to the archives to look for this!Oh, and tunamac uses macaroni, which is an Italian meal?! ohh I'm nooticing things fellas please keep whining hnngggg oohhh caitseranafag ooooh
>>500066569Does it remind you of the time you were touched?
>[unintelligible wordslop]Try talking about Baldur's Gate. Anyway. Astarion. Being raped. Please laugh.
>>500066569>>500064959sometimes you seem to criticize those who talk about their more "gentle" nature, and sometimes you seem horrified by their past sexual abuse: what kind of mental disorder is this you don't seem to have a position but you go with the flow? uh? muh moralityfags?!?sexual abuse BAD but BULLYING right?uh?!you sound like a hippo cryte
>>500066680I exist only to make others laugh.
>>500064982Im too busy playin DAO
>>500067302based
Sigh...anything but discussing the actual game.Notice how he always become uppity and catty once people start discussing builds, talking about the characters.The only derailing that matters is his. Quite sad, frankly.>>500063997Little damage at a time, many times, is the gimmick of the monk: unarmed attacks, gear that adds 1d10, use objects to increase damage.Meta-narratively, a Durge Monk who uses only his hands to kill is quite kino!
>>500050446It's the hairDude never grew out of his Sasuke phase if he had a proper haircut he'd look fine
>>500067302
>>500066125i could list out of every instance of sexual corruption/abuse written in an inappropriate sexually charged manner from memory but i won’t because i don’t want to get crazy today i love my char but playing a female durge sometimes makes me feel so bad
>>500067569Oh silly me, forgot me picture!
I'm noticing how the copycat act only lasted a day, after it's been pointed out what the culprit might be. Interesting.
>>500067769NOOO YOU DON'T GET IT FETICHIZING ABUSE IS MADE IN AN IRONIC AND SILLY WAY IT'S THEREFORE VERY DEEP
>>500062878>For the last time, you're not "Rich Wyllie from the hells" you're Wyll Ryan Ravenguard and we live in a gated community
>>500067971Ulder should have been a sassy black woman, it would have made her relationship with wyll more interesting
>>500067853Keep pretending you didn’t go on a drug fueled rant.
>>500067853Yes but the whining remains so who knows whos the culprit amirite? ahahah
>[Oath of Devotion] *Recite the words of your Oath.*>Honesty. Don't lie or cheat. Let your word be your promise.>Courage. Never fear to act, though caution is wise.>Compassion. Aid others, protect the weak, and punish those who threaten them. Show mercy to your foes, but temper it with wisdom.>Honor. Treat others with fairness, and let your honorable deeds be an example to them. Do as much good as possible while causing the least amount of harm.>Duty. Be responsible for your actions and their consequences, protect those entrusted to your care, and obey those who have just authority over you.
also how come Sarahfag stopped using Timmy? I thought it was a pretty widespread nickname uh thats weird I mean it only lasted a couple weeks after evidenceposting but thenMhmmalso why did the namefag disappear for a while during Silfypedos rising? uhmmmmJESSICA?!?
>>500063953Fire cleave does way more damage against mobs but it has way more setup>archers coat with combustion oil>group the mob with black hole/command approach>arrow of many targets to apply oil to everyone >cast fireball, every target deals 3d6 to itself and everything in 3m>1 target is 3d6, 2 targets is 6d6 twice or 12d6, 3 targets is 9d6 thrice or 27d6, etc
the guiltiest culprits are the loudest
I'm also noticing how quickly slop is back on the scheduled shitposting programming. Can't be off-topic if you post game screenshots, right?
>>500068745Shut up Timmy
Stop BULLYING me by reposting my own words and PERVERTING my thoughts. I never posted that. Even if I did, it was only as a joke. Even if it wasn't a joke, you were simply too stupid to get it. It's a simple enough comparison. Anyway, obsessed much?
He saw roleplaying as an aspect that helped him decide his builds, his way of creating the characters, and through combat he began to better understand not so much how the game works, but the mentality of his characters. Roleplaying is not something as demanding as going on stage and playing an actor, it should be more natural, even if in such a large game, FOMO is around the corner.
>we protecc our little gay vampireshe's so cute
Here we go again.I haven't played solo in a while because all my other current saves are coop, and I haven't played bard in a while because I currently have 4 wizards in progress. And now that I've finished all the achievements, I want to just meander through the game again, taking my time and enjoying the journey. I'm also very much looking forward to trying out the new Bulette. I heard it's actually pretty tough.I might also make this playthrough a challenge run, but a romantic one. Only Minthy and I. In addition to my usual challenges, like no pickpocketing, no tadpoles, no barrelmancy, no magical pockets, no potion throwing, and no ambushing (talk first).With da4 coming out in just 3.5 days, I should have the goty fresh in my mind with which to compare.
>>500067917ikr you know it’s a barely concealed fetish when the lore is hidden inside a missable location. considering the game appeals to activist types i thought the discussion about the sort of content would be critical but it’s positive for the most part. i’m numb to it and hate moralizing i’m just a bit shocked at how suggestive and casual the game is with these topics
You see through my mask, pretty little flesh-thing.
>>500069575Your (my) Tav is beautiful, as always. Default High Elf Face 3 this time? Lore Bard? Daring.
>>500069746Why does she have a butt chin?
>>500071221Creator is obsessed with male asses
this general is on its way out
>>500071475Well yeah but I’d like to bully the big bad schizo on the way out.
>>500069410>Roleplaying is not something as demanding as going on stage and playing an actor, it should be more natural, even if in such a large game, FOMO is around the corner.Words of porcine wisdom. Sometimes, I just feel like being Ilmatari (that's the name of my cute barefoot human monk). Other times, I just feel like being Alice (that's the name of my cute elven wizard). And sometimes, I just feel like being unconventionally pretty (check out my tiefling). D&D was "born" as a way for people to represent themselves in any way they want, thanks to the power of fantasy. Who shall I be today?
>the kuo toa will help in the final fightBASED
Down down down by the river
>>500072241they're kick ass paladins too. i'm only just now realizing with your message i forgot to grab them this playthrough.
depositing 15000d15000 semen inside your mom's asshole
>>500071475Where else am I gonna schizo post
is this game dead?
>>500073394Dag will exist for u
>>500073530It's a single-player game, Timmy. You can play the Lord of the Rings of video games, right now.
>>500073759hmmm no thanks thread seems deadI think I'll go back to playing genshin impact
"Karniss is a hard enemy" mfers when they realize you can just murder him in the ambush
>>500071475you say that like it's a bad thing
They should have included a sexual orientation setting at character creation. That way if i (a hetero chad) choose straight, then the game would forgo all the incredibly awkward situations where you bros confess themselves to you.
This shitty bait again? Making fun of people with a different sexual identity only demonstrates mental insecurity, and a particularly profound one on the part of those who think this is funny.D&D was born as a way for people to represent themselves in any way they want, thanks to the power of fantasy: being bigoted and petty is the death of fantasy and wonder.
>D&D was born as a way for people to represent themselves in any way they wanttrue i want to be a straight white male with a cute frog wife
shut up bitch think of all the poor lesbians who were harassed by astarion or (ew) wyll
>>500075421Gale harassed every tav on launch, think about that
Astarion gets staked on the night he tries to assault Tav. His more "gentle" nature will never become apparent, sadly.
NOT THE LESBIANS
I love Astarion’s gentle nature and his nasty nature
S-Surely this is just because it’s the weekend, everything will be fine after today!Anyway my daughter wife Jazz is so cute!
Can’t believe the game forces me to fuck Astarion in the ass immediately in the long rest I rush to proc and then calls me gay lol what a fucking woke like of trash
>>500076339bg3 needed a twink/femboy companion so bad this is representation done wrong
>>500076339Pink haired dwarf male Daisy…..
whole thread is schizos off their meds and an attention whore tripfag posting random screencaps
I'm not too sure about the combat. Is that how D&D games are? Missing 50% of the time is not intuitive design. Of course I will create a group of 4 sorcerers with magic missles. To further nitpick on the topic, how does one 'miss' an AoE ability? It's like throwing a grenade at someone, yes you will miss the person, they still die, how are they gonna dodge the impact?
>>500077734Here's what the swine had to say to the spamming tripfag yesterday:>You're alright , Pea. The shitposters stick with each other.
>>500044807We need more of this cutie
>>500078138>Missing 50% of the timeskill issue
>>500075221Bait? It's incredibly immersion breaking for my character to be hit on by every single male party member just because i was being nice to them
I guess a little shitposting filters out oldfags too
>>500078138>To further nitpick on the topic, how does one 'miss' an AoE ability?Most AoE abilities don't have an attack roll, the target however make a saving throw (Dex or Con for example).If they fail, they take full damage, if they succeed, they take half damage.
>>500078165I love that swine
>>500078165IDK, but I been calling them "hon" and shit with random chaser type shit hoping for it. Been going for the spiral effect, ya know? Like m, being down all the time is whatever, but throwing is some compliments to make the tongue-in-cheek "hon"s more potent ya know?
Pea could be doing it too probably really mad about getting chased on.
>>500078506I can understand Astarion trying to groom you and Halsin trying to rape you but Gale? It’s so goofy to have him ask a guy on a date given his backstory AND personality.
>>500079430Gale raped me
>>500079593Writing wise the game is best suited for a female character. Even the cutscene shots/angles favor a female character.
>>500079723Ok what does have to do with Gale raping me
>>500078506If your point is that it's unrealistic for every single companion to be "playersexual," then I can agree. It's a reasonable criticism, and we only accept that as a baseline because it cuts out the middleman of needing a mod to romance your preferred companion. But it's also part of who (some of) the companions are. Astarion tries to seduce you regardless of your sex. That's part of who he is - his human aspect of him. You don't get to change his entire characterization at the character creation step.
swen vincke betrayed me
>>500079803Because he‘s a goofy wizard with a crush to a female character and eerie to a male character. It‘s hard for me to swallow “Yeah so my ex was this goddess. Did we sleep together? Oh yes. Want to make out btw? Bro?” It was sussy baka
>you can pick your pronoun but not your sexual orientationThis says a lot about our society
>>500080285>do the barest minimum to placate the insanekinda based ngl but also cringe for pandering to the insane
>>500080249erm he has a crush on any type of tav regardless of gender or race. Gale is the real sexual predator
>>500080285You see this in much of the media now, the way to capture the player/audience's attention is to see yourself represented through a character and their experiences. BG3, through its cast, presents a great variety of archetypes: the straight but bi-curious, the one who is pansexual and panromantic, the mature and handsome lesbian, and so on. Many people have relived these situations over the course of the game: a big part of the success of BG3 is that, to use a fashionable term that I hate, people felt "seen" thanks to these characters.
Astarion remembers the city’s colors something something he’s gentle nature <3
>>500080285you roleplay your sexual orientation dumbass
>>500080737why can't trannies roleplay their pronouns in bee gee three? Wyll should misgender you and you should tell him>it's ma'am actually silly
>>500080384Yeah but we can handwave that, this is DnD and there is always a silly irrelevant justification for people’s ugly self-inserts, mistakes etc. Gale is the type of guy to put girls on a pedestal, he tries to be forward but he’s goofy about it and it’s cute. He shouldn’t put a guy on a pedestal because it’s so out-of-character and immersion-breaking. The dynamic doesn’t work in the same way and that’s ok. The rapey companion is either Halsin or Astarion
>>500081039halsin calls you a child in act 1 and tries to rape you in act 3, he also molested a chimera, he's 100% a rapist and would try to roofie everybody during the epilogue
>>500081039Astarion and Halsin didn’t rape me. Gale did. He showed me a “””magic trick””” then pulled his cock out.
The aspect of being a partner has a completely different dynamic between man-man and woman-man.
>>500080249gale's playersexuality doesn't seem right since he's the only one that doesn't show interest in both sexes through his banter with other characters. he acts goofy and flirty to women but not men. well minthara is a bit like this too. i don't think she shows interest in any male characters either
>>500080892every npc going wHat R uR pRoNoUnS is cringe and worse than just choosing during character creation
what are wyll's pronouns?
>>500081191I hate him too. So much. But he doesn’t touch you without your consent, Astarion does. Instead he starts talking about what what he wants to do to you without consent >>500081251Yes, he makes his disinterest in Astarion clear and nothing suggests he would feel drawn to another man in a romantic way. I think Minthara is exclusively drawn to power, she didn’t flirt with me and seemed disgusted by Shadowheart. She’s Drow and apparently they tend to be lesbians? Idk
>>500081251>well minthara is a bit like this too. i don't think she shows interest in any male characters eitherNah she definitely shows interest, she was originally supposed to be the one with the preggos ending, if anything she's the most canonically straight.
>>500081678Ok Mintharafag
>>500081608>seemed disgusted by Shadowheartanon she tries to rape shart
Gale canonically wants my SCHMEAT
>>500081713She’s genuinely disgusted by Shadowheart
>>500081710Eh, i like all 3. Minthara is way too thin on content though. Shadowheart has by far the most content.
>>500081806dating a tiefling is an easy way to lose an eye
heh heh
>Astarion is evil and the "gentle" nature triggers me because he doesn't ask for consent while assaulting meoh now it ALL makes sense lmaostill, its pretty funny how that astarion thing got under your skinlol
>>500081678That content never made into the game and I think they're talking about her dialogue with real characters, not your blank Tav
This is some sick fuck ritual man, you NEED help.
>>500082053>well if we ignore all the evidence about her being X, she clearly isn't X at all heheh
>>500082035my uncle never said sorry to me so I guess people cant change and I will never understand empathy
>laezel: hi I want to fuck you after knowing you for 5 secondsawwww>halsin: hi I want to make sweet love to you after spending 2 acts with you and only if you saved the most important person and place in my lifeewwwwwwwwwWhy are you chuds like this?
Gale raped me and you ignore that
It's not even trying anymore.
>>500082364>the most important person in my life is my little "friend" who definitely didn't diddle me while I was a kid and I definitely didn't diddle him when I grew upbut enough about silfypedo
>>500082364Homophobia
>>500081829cope mintharafag
>>500081829by her personality, not body.
>>500082264I'm a fan of Minthara as the next guy, but from your stories you seem to have played another game.Either you accept Minthara for the character that was written, or we actually end up in the headcanon.
>>500082653no you see her being menzoberranzans bicycle is a good thing because drows are nobles
>>500082364>I sniff you and we should have sex. Interested? Gross but she’s a low CHA alien from outer space so eehhh>I can smell him on your skin…I want my hands on your-Oh my ICK
>>500082653No no no Mintharafag get down. She’s dreaming about having sex with someone else.
>>500082653imagine whorethara and hookerheart in a slut-off
The gaza strip of generals
>>500082814Facts
>>500082762Nice bait anon, a stupider anon might have fallen for it
>>500082738minthara called her charming when i had both in the party. shadowheart is a brat that she wants to fuck
>my evil waifu is...le evil?!?!no fellas you dont understand she called me alrussy
>My child wife is….a child! HOOOOOO WEEEEE *injects heroin in my cock to make it smaller for her*
>>500083048It wasn't bait. It wasn't a joke. And even if it was, you didn't get it. Anyway. Astarion was raped and that's hilarious or something.
>hey swen how do you write interesting female characters>just make them hot, edgy and give them a bodycount in the low 1000s
Astarion is my gentle prince
please stop pretending to be me, I’m sorry.
>posting pasta out of context makes me look...le r word?!?no no you must hate swine not me, I've just been making a fool of myself for months to prove a point aaahhh help me timmy
>>500083546Mintharafat it’s over
>>500083362I love him
>hey swen how do you design handsome young male characters >just make them smug, old, ugly, give him an anime hairstyle, and give him a bodycount in the low 1000s
>>500083546>And my 8 INT ass feel for it and I thought the true meaning of the word "sex slave"anyway I love my pure and reformed wife so muchI'm sure the last 2 weeks made her completely forget who she was for the last 2 centuries because she called me her "el Russy"
>>500083728same
https://bg3.wiki/wiki/Mindbroken_(Condition)
>>500083293Lazy is cuteI don’t care how stretched out the frog pocket is
>>500083262>it's not bait>[but it is]>and it's not a joke>[but if it was it'd be hilarious lol]Why can you fags never commit to a consistent ideology while you're here and anonymous. It's not going to be tied back to you.
>its the swine, the pig, the sow or some kind of ungulate! I HATE salami aahhh help me it not kosherWhat is it about processed meats that scares you so much?Sigh...
>>500083989it just might be tied backif you sloppy that is.
>>500083293only incelfags care about bodycount
>>500084406what a coincidence
>>500083916My Astarion did that. Yummy pig
>>500084468Astarion understands that not every life is equal. He is someone who makes me feel "seen."
>>500084406Not really. I don’t want a manwhore bf. That’s valid
>>500083916>console UI>low quality screenshot>karen haircut>heavy prostitute-like makeupmhmm....I'm nootimmying...
>>500083546>all that bloodUmmm someone needs to check on the status of Shadowfart's anus. She might be dead bros
>>500084406Swen...
>>500084583You probably have a good shot. I heard gay men love the skeletal look.
I just finding it interesting no sister complains about Astarion’s bodycount
>>500081713and shart dreamt about sex with halsin more than once
>>500084992Fat women are desperate anon. You know they don’t care if you’re a slut.
>>500084992because theirs are in the hundreds too like astarion
>>500084992does it count when you're basically being whored out by your BULLY and ABUSER Cazzy master? he was just following ordersthis is a trick question anon
I like roleplaying. Its fun, ya know. Like whenever my character is faced with a decision, their choice is obvious. I know what they like and what they dislike, how their past has shaped them into the person they currently are. The things they value and how theyd respond when different values begin to conflict inside them. I never regret any decision one of my characters makes, because in their eyes, that was the only choice to make.I remeber after the Hag fight, fucking Ilmatari got the surrender cutscene. Unfortunately that meant not getting the scalp. She couldnt risk mayrina in an attempt to barter with the hag, much less accept the deal as-was. So, no-deal. Lost one few asi sources in the game and dont regret it one bit. If I had played that out any lther way it would have compromised Ilmatari's character, reducing her to just another game piece on the board.
>>500084992that's because for women landing a manwhore is a fantasy, the manwhore is a popular, wanted guy that "chooses" them. it's the opposite for men though.
my tulpa is cooler than yours btw
>>500084992Women don’t scream for pure virgins like men do
>>500085189whats the correct answer
She must be a skinny small pure white virgin or IM GONnA SCReAM
>>500084992For half of the sisters, a number is just a number. Like 7000. It has no inherent meaning.
Astarion has slept with literally thousands
>>500085026>tfw you want to fuck the sexy druid but that manfaced granny drow rapes you behind a barn before you can do it
>>500085814>whiteI gots dat yellow fevah
We're really showing that tourist that called us dead. /bgg/ can be active when we talk about companions' sexualities and body counts.
>>500086106It’s four people spam responding to each other and pretending to be other people, anon
>>500085693"following orders" is a justification:hiding behind this excuse to repeat the same crime hundreds of thousands of times is morally worse than the instigators
>>500086426and that's why shadowheart is evil
>>500086523Real and Trve
>>500086426didn't they (the spawn) imply that they literally didn't have control of their bodies at times? like straight brainwashing? idk dnd vampire lore
>>500086751yes the vampire spawn lose control of their bodies, the evil they commit they cannot controlwhereas shadowheart is in full control of her body when she commits unspeakable slut acts for honeypotting
>>500086523I love this evil woman.
Would you drink blood that has been tainted by ghaik genes?Because House Oblodra tapped mind flayer ass back in Menzoberranzan.What? Astarion's past of sexual abuse? Yes, yes, of course...I relate to him because I'm more of a Finesse guy, haha.
>>500085814every shartie even tho her bodycount is like 1000
>>500086887She doesn’t love you John Baldur
>>500086886damn i hate shadowheart
>>500086320>IT’S ALL FOUR PEOPLEown up to your drug fueled ramblings.
>>500086886but but but astarion EVIL!!!!!1111
>>500086963That’s why they mod to change her ahah
>>500086886i like how the honeypots are the one thing shart acts traumatized by. john doesn't think being groomed by an elderly gnome is bad???
>>500087195lmaoooo the cope is so funny
>>500086751vampire spawn can be mind controlled (technically the term is "enthralled")they still retain some degree of free will (the whole Dalyria killing the child affair) but Cazador still has control over themits a pretty nice metaphor of abuse and toxic situationships
I just finding it interesting no Shartfag complains about Shadow’s bodycount
>>500084925Gay guys love me it’s true
>>500088248but anon...
>>500088379
>>500088819go back to slopfags edits this is embarassing
>>500088819kill yourself
>>500088819just when I thought I couldn’t love frog any more…
That flying elephant thing was annoying. No regrets killing it.
>>500088379Kepli is a character who for days suffered the negative influence of a vampire novel, which constantly tortured her, and which perverted her nature. When Kepli distances herself from the racy novel's clutches, she demonstrates and understands that, while remaining faithful to her secretly perverted and bookish nature, it is also possible not to be completely society's waste, maintaining her gnomish aspect of her.
>>500089487>ither
What happened here
>>500089564bgg
>>500089564what is HE doing here?
>>500089564>dev with the Gith armorMy heart!
>>500089563Anything that remotely looks like an animal I call an "it".
>>500089564>dev in the gith platecute!
Hi frens.Haven't played BG3 yet, thinking about buying it soon.Is this the major patching for the game done? There won't be any more reworks or big additions so the product is more or less complete?Also how do you compare the game now to the early versions what are your major gripes with it?
>>500089487What about the pig in Rivington? Did you kill that obnoxious, fat swine too?
>>500089564rlly hope it gets uploaded to youtube but they were playing a live dnd game
>>500089875>loaded questions
>>500089875What about the pig in Rivington? Did you kill that obnoxious, fat swine too?
>>500089875>Also how do you compare the game now to the early versions what are your major gripes with it?release bg3 and 2024 bg3 are the same game except the latter is less buggy and has epilogues and honor mode
>>500089928>ahhhh help me allah a pig its haram ahhh>>500089875you asked this already tdaycurious
>>500089928I didn't even bother to go see the pig, no.
>>500090205>you asked this already tdayI didn't, just entered the general, usually post on /crpgg/
>>500089564>Kill them all, Neil>You could do it
>real life religion out of absolutely nowhereWe're talking about the game. And one disgusting animal within it.
>>500089757>>500089849And gotta appreciate the fact she wore the bright green shirt under it kek
>>500090416Zoomies are obsessed with culture war shit and shitflinging about politics and religion everywhere.
>>500089875>Is this the major patching for the game done? There won't be any more reworks or big additions so the product is more or less complete?Yes. The "product" is indeed more or less complete.>Also how do you compare the game now to the early versions what are your major gripes with it?There are some flaws here and there. No work of art is ever perfect. It's still The Lord of the Rings of video games, however. I can expand on that, if you're not a simpleton.
>>500090557you talk like a 40 years old bitter sissy whos been stuck on this website too long posting copypasta on cooldown
>>500090557Alexa google the average age of a larian employee and the way the BG3 tiefling refugees are a metaphor for the 2016 refugee crisis
>>500090751Funny that you say that-!
>>500090706>I can expand on that, if you're not a simpleton.Sure, I guess
they’ll get bored my precious…..they’ll all get bored.
>>500091015>arabella? mol? nah I'd rather diddle the bald bitch with 3 dialogue lines
>>500090913I hate living in a society where the discourse around the object is more important than the object itself. BG3 gave me hundreds of hours of fun, joy, sadness, everything I could ask from a game, and more. It will always have a special place in my heart, like many other great games I've played. BG3 was lightning in a bottle, they've been working on it for many years, and it's the work of love of many people. It's The Lord of the Rings movies of video games... for now.
>>500090448yeah both lae'zel and dev are cute
>>500091582She's so based
>>500091748when was the last time larian shilled minthara in any way whatsoever?
>>500091905who?
>>500091905Characters do not exist to be "shilled." A true work of art is not a "product" to be consumed and discarded when the next trendy product is released. A swine is not a human being. Words and their meaning matter. Think about your "lexical choices" before you send another low-quality shitpost.
>>500089564Video link?
mantharafag is striking back...
>>500092674You are a good friend, and the funniest person I know.
>>500092674Where’s the tranny in the bottom left corner?
5’7 paladin: *smirks* Hey girl. You…worship Shar? *bites lip* That’s whatever. I’m cool with that. *wind rustling his hair* Torture? Why do you…Oh. Right. Heh. *rolls eyes* …Abuse? *smiles* Don’t worry. I’ll protect you. *listening* Sss…sexual abuse? *smile turns awkward* No, yeah. Yeah. I can handle that. *smile drops* They made you do what. You did what. *smile turns into a scowl* Used up bitch. Fuck you. *white knuckling her wrist* Fuck. You. Bitch. *suddenly crying* Man, fuck. *turning away* This always- *kicks rock* HAPPENSTOME!!! *pulling hair* GAAAAAAH. *waggling head from side to side* Am I a cuck? I guess I’m a cuck now. *scoffs* You fucking bitch. *gritting teeth* GRRRRAAAAAGGGH. *crying again* D-don’t look. Please.
Coomer campaign module. It's like nwn all over again. https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/13274
>>500094326Why are you always the first to find these?
>>500094326You would be the one to post it huh
>>500094326thanks for showing me a mod of karlach blowing shadowheart's futa dick
>>500094145*cries and installs the shart mod* yes..yes… that was a close one
>>500094145*penis is now soft*……dang
>>500092180>A true work of art is not a "product" to be consumed and discarded when the next trendy product is released.Andy Warhol is the Astarion of the pop art movement
>>500092674>>500092180not really beating the whining allegations my namefriendo
Is the real silfypedo even still here?
>>500095634let’s see..pookie
>>500096024P-POOopY
>Take one of Shadowheart’s eyes for the Hag>get her to abandon Shar>get her to eat ze bug>hand her over to Viconia>Volo takes one of Astarion’s eyes>force him to bite the drow>gaslight and rape him after>force him to eat ze bug by threatening that he’s the same pathetic wretch he’s always been and Cazador will fuck him if he doesn’t>give him to CazadorAt lastPeace
Geforcenow fag here, are there any coom mods on BG3 ingame mod catalogue or are those nexus only
>>500094145>directed by swen vincke
>>500096487absolute psycho playthrough. I have to respect it.
Who’s been messing up Everything?It was Silfyped all along!
>>500095634Yeah, because he is me. What kind of clown would remember Ilmatari's name otherwise? Work on your pattern recognition. I'm also Mintharafag with the name off, and the ugly Tav fag (see attached picture). 3 personas, one poster. I only need one more identity and I'll basically be an entire BG3 party by myself.
>>500097441But he actually is you this time
>>500096487The Hero of Baldur's Gate
>>500097575And it's still funny as fuck how that Astarion thing got under my skin.
>>500097871Yes it is.
>>500094862I thought githzerai were the ones that did egg births, not githyanki?
>>500098405You can ask Lae’zel about it when you get to the Creche, and she says that Vlaakith controls which Githyanki lay eggs and whenMeaning she’s dropping Wishes to control the entire race’s reproductive system
>>500098129Because I'm an Astarionfag. And also *the* Mintharafag. And also a Galefag, heh. An interesting collection of waifus, no doubt. Can you guess the fourth and final character that I really like? Thrill me with your acumen, anon.
>19 seconds apartCome on now. Make it less obvious.
I'MMMMMMMMMM STILLLLLL IN A DREAMMMMMMM FROG KISSSSSSSSER
>>500094812*leans back comfortably* Aaahhhh thank GOD for mods. *sips smugly* Heh heh. She loves me. We’re going to- *remembers Act 3* Oh. *1000 yard stare*
>>500099534KEK
>500099274
>>500099534not funny
That really shadowheart mod sure is contentious...
Thread theme>https://youtu.be/dI9ud8HnpFc?si=rYaAoTTpGNSAl3Yi
Cute hairstyles mod
Things that trigger me. By me.1. Vagueposting. Schizoposting.2. Posting stupid bullshit instead of just thinking for a minute, e.g., what is this obvious thing you're talking about, do you have a source for this shit that everyone who played more than 2 hours knows. I immediately scrunch my face up Tav-style (mocking you, not as an affliction of my own).3. Posting gimmick memes like missionary with Astarion, weave sex with God Gale, etc.4. Posting stupid baits like "Why do people hate <very popular thing>" and thinking you'll outfox me just by being a bitch.3. Posting only pastas without any attempt at originality.4. Samefagging accusations. No, moron, it doesn't work. No really, let me show you. See, watch. Yeah, exactly. Bitch.5. Not conceding when dead lost. Yeah maybe you'll eventually bore me to death just like your favorite namefag, haha. You fucking nerd.6. Denying me a (You).7. Ignoring me without even denying me a (You).6. Not replying to me when I'm being actively aggressive. You are literally soulless.7. Replying lightning fast like you're the hottest shit alive and that shit is natural, heh.8. Being a milquetoast nonentity with no backbone at all and pointing out a small typo like you're the hottest shit alive. No (You) of course.9. Telling me you're ESL when I'm being abusive. Yeah I think you can read what I'm calling you, bitch.10. Declining to argue with me.11. Immediately agreeing to argue with me like you're the hottest shit alive and not scared at all.12. Agreeing to argue with me belatedly, as if rolling your eyes.13. Being first to argue with me. Yeah, you're not the namefag, bitch, I win by force.
>>500100159Did you mod her chin to be bigger?
Doing an evil Honour Mode playthrough next. What's the best race and gender for romancing Minthara? I've straight up NEVER had her in any party or playthrough of BG3.
>>500100451Drow male. Just accept your fate.
>>500100159Hey Minthy, what's the name of that hair mod? I might use it for my next playthrough.
Keeping it minimal this playthrough.
>>500100159Enough stalling. We want to see your cute Tav, not this nonsense.
>>500100690Ah I see the name now. Never mind!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nrnmgMdvI6UReal thread theme.
>>5001001981. You would say that, I know you2. What is your pic from3. Weave sex with ascended Astarion4. Why do people dislike Baezel5. Literally pathetic to think like this on 4chan I can’t even make fun of this one6. >>7. >8. >he doesn’t know9. Saars?10. No need to get heated11. I’ll fuck you til you love me you faggot12. Fine13. Christ you’re the most pathetic fucking cunt in this thread
>>500100198how to kill /bgg/ oops I mean Missionary with Astarion on his grave
>>500100993This is the real one and it’s mad
The typos give the pasta an air of authenticity. Amateur.
>>500101135IT IS*** IT IS ********IT IS *********SEETHING BY THE WAY.
Tavs I want to see:Tiefling refugeeCute elves Cute drowTavs I don’t want to see ever again:Bowlcut Default High Elf face Dragonborn anything Neon hair anything
>>500101620
>>500101620We celebrate (elven) beauty here.
>>500101620King. He speaks for us all
this zesty nigga is so corny I tried, chat, I really tried giving him a chance. Anyone who claims that wyll lacks content must have memory holed all of shitty dialogues holy fuck
>>500101883The smart people pressed the space bar when he opened his big lips.
>>500101770>>500101847>same hair>same face>same energy Explain yourselves(f)
Hahahaha big lips holy shit you’re so funny and cool man hahahaha just keep talking so no one’s talking about Jenny hahahaha
Are his lips not big?
>>500102286everybody picks the same head presets because most of them look black and/or trans
>>500101883>this screenshot So it’s officially over for Wyll
>>500100451Minthara deserves a partner who is also long-lived so you should be an Elf, or at least a Half-Elf. Female, obviously. It's the purest form of love.
I read a fanfic recently that had Wyll as a side character and I gotta give credit to the artistic talents of that particular wordsmith cause she actually made him seem pretty endearing. Raw talent right there folks. Now if Larian would just hire some more rabid fanfic writing Welch-esque sisters then we could finally have some good characters
>ok so wyll is yeah? happy people want to celebrate stuff right? and wyll is all about being a hero called the blade ok?>''im wyll, im happy let me cook something ala blade ok white boy?''BRAVO SWEN
>>500103118Certified retardbabble
>>500103059literally anyone would have done a better job than the person in charge of writing wyll idk how anyone thought that his story was remotely ok, karlach's story is bad but at least she has the cut upper city as an excuse and she still has a fanbase
>>500102895Male drows are incapable of love
>>500101620But I am playing as dragonborn
>>500103251hi Certified retardbabble I'm dad
>>500103470Based
>>500103301>cut upper cityLolKarlach’s story is the way it is for the same reason as Halsin. She wasn’t intended to be a companion until people bitched in EA and she got made one
nooticing
>>500103613Nootice my post and suck on it
Good evening. I love my husband Astarion. I'd like to give him a bunch of kisses all over his face.
It's still funny as fuck how Astarion's fangs got under her skin.
>>500103572nigga's spreading misinformation cuz it's the only thing that makes his microvincke tingle, SAD!
Real thread theme: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=92cwKCU8Z5c&pp=ygUXdGhlIHdpbm5lciB0YWtlcyBpdCBhbGw%3D
>>500101620How do I rank?
>>500104165>chromesubhuman
>>500103364Yes. And I never want to see him/her ever again >>500104165Male/10
>>500103793Oh, so you could recruit Karlach in EA?
>>500103992Rest in peace: Helia, the upper city, the second moonrise tower, Gortash, Pregnant Minthara, Evil Zevlor, Halsin/Isobel subplot, Warforged/Goliath/Yuanti races, Chuck from Better Call Saul, the DOS2 backgrounds, Mephisto City, Cazador's palace.>>500104383dumb nigger
>>500104432FUCK YOU YOU CANT REFERENCE SAULT BEFORE MEYOU’RE TOO SMALLL
>>500103687No one wants to see your dragonfreak. What don't you fucking understand?>>500104165No one wants to see your male Tav. Do you understand?
>>500104483
>>500104302I want him so bad
Throw the dice cold as ice
>>500104554>"hey wait a sec.... this guys haircut looks familiar"
>>500104846I decided that my Durge met Gortash because they get their hair cut at the same place :)
swen really said that they didn't have time to add a jaheira romance while making sure to have the shittiest brothel in rpg history in the shittiest act of bg3this says a lot about our society
>>500104976Wonderful backstory pee
>>500105012uh oh someone got cucked
>>500103059fanfic writers write wyll so much better than larian writers like he’s actually enjoyable in fics
>>500105126yes
Would silence have much effect on Apostle of Myrkul?
I love Inwe.
The Astarion grave sex scene was hotter than his ascended sex scene. Wholesome passionate missionary position love making is more exciting than kinky dom/sub sex imo.
>>500105012it’s ok take your shadowheart mod and cry in the corner
>>500105275should have gone green
>>500105382>mfw it's time to go through the sewers to find orin
>>500105081She's also a master inventor, blessed with gun-fu by bhaal :)
>>500105382>when you're one pixel off during the shar gauntlet
she????
>>500104976kek based. slay, queens.
>>500105334>The Astarion grave sex scene was hotter than his ascended sex scene. Mhm... you sampled both. A little curious, aren't you?
>>500105683Please don’t give it attention.
>>500105334eh, his ascended sex scene is just straight up missionary not really dom/sub, but the stuff afterwards maybe, but I do like the graveyard scene more even though you see less. it’s sweet and fucking on your grave is naughty
You know what would be really funny? Imagine you were investigating a magical tomb on a contract and found a skeleton wearing a jeweled amulet buried in there. And when you put it on, it turned you into a girl! XD Some ancient dead guy spend his entire life as a girl ROFL and nobody found out! You would probably feel so fucking stupid standing there as a girl. You would probably pee from the shock LMAO. That would seriously be so hilarious just imagine magically transforming into a girl! WOW that would be funny. And then the guys you’re traveling with don’t recognize you because you’re a girl? LOL!
>>500106013put your name back
It’s always SLIPPIN’ JIMMY!
Karlach was planned from the start bros…. It’s just more cut content… it was probably John. It had to be John. He took time away from Big K’s story to focus on Halsin… he cut out the Upper City… he’s the mastermind behind it all. It’s his fault that the scene where Karlach forgives me for bullying Jenny Nicholson in the 8th grade got cut… it’s his fault I don’t know Jenny’s favorite pancake topping…
>>500106013is this something I missed in act 3
>>500106196>https://youtu.be/2GbPAcdfFm4?si=gQDGjffdj7jiuC8g.............................
>>500105848Of course. If he had more sex scenes I'd see those too.>>500105975It's more dom/sub than the grave scene though and I'm not into that at all so it didn't mesh with me.>fucking on your grave is naughtyYep. I wasn't expecting it and it made me feel some kind of way. It's a shame they don't show much in it though.
>>500106013nerd sitting at his desk circa 1997: AHAHAHAHAHAHA! GAHAHAHAHAHA! *wiping tears from his eyes* OOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOO!
>>500106361yeah, it pans away too fast but I’m thankful the for the leg thing
I am not crazy! I know he falseflagged those personalities. I knew it was 7. One after 6. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot shitposter in the general to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That Namefag! Are you telling me that a man just happens to troon out like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! ANON! He *defecated* ON a *WEBSITE*! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I *thinking*? He'll never change. He'll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn't keep his hands off of 4chan! "But not our Anon! Couldn't be precious *Anon*!" Falseflagging them blind! And *HE* gets to be a shitposter? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!
RS is getting a new durge scene in the near future what do ya'll thinkhttps://youtu.be/p7ZP2v7i_lE
>>500106327See bros? This NPC with a completely different model, voice actor, quest involvement and an inability to be recruited is proof…proof of what John took from us… it’s coincidence she isn’t on any of the artwork….
ugh, me, who doesn’t read before I post things
>>500106651>big J out of nowhere
>>500106480based chud pee durge
>>500106204>he didn’t play the game Get out
>>500106635I think firm needs to be changed to discord or board.
>>500106636I don't care about your text post but I'd fuck Swen in that armor
We love John, Halsin, Act 3 and polyamory. Don't like it? The door is that way----->
Your normalfag show is not on the official list of approved material to parody. Try again, and do try not to be aggressively unfunny.
>>500107083You called it slopranos so I don’t really care what you have to say.
>>500106690Jaheira getting the Mike Wazowski treatment there
>>500107083this, only quirky sopranos parodies are allowed within these halls
>>500107190lol
Who here hates Halsin, rejects Act 3, doesn’t know who John is but dislikes him on principle, and has a penis of at least 8 inches? *raises paw*
Sure we break some balls now and again but we go way back and in light of recent humiliations, it is an honor to be joined by men, and not faggot ass twitter obsessed trannyloving cocksuckers that ruined my BG3 romance. He should fucking die.
Who is the Christopher Moltisanti of BG3?
>>500106854help pls explain is that the monk amulet thing I don’t remember
>>500107284*puts my paws in the air like I just don't care*
>>500107429Aradin
>>500107530Halsin can get it with that mask on god damn. Mysterious AND hunky? Whew
Are we have a collective psychotic break tonight or is everyone just drunk
>>500107530who's that handsome rogue on the right? gyattdamn
shadowheart wanting to fuck halsin is cute and canon
>>500107629>>500107753glad you like it lol
Astarion would be better if looked like HalsinHalsin would be better if he looked like Astarion
>>500107737these are just your average shitposting hours>>500107767based polypride worldwide, don't like it? The door is that way---->
astarion nutting in me <3
sharing tree nuts with halsin <3
Say whatever you want about Pea, but at least it's actually posting game screenshots (even though nobody cares), instead of whining about the same 4-5 things on a loop.
Can we stop shouting? Please?
>>500107737i’m 29 brewskkkkkis into the weekend h ere’s to no. 30!
>>500108290No.Your mother and I are getting a divorce btw.
ok I need to goon to him bye
You: 300 lbs of pure red blooded Baldurian male Her: 100 lbs of pure red blooded tiefling refugeeThe scene: Your lavish porch, approximately 7 AM.The Narrator: “Your eyes glaze red. A foreigner. An enemy most foul.”
IMMMMMA FOOL TO DO YOUR DIRTY WORK OH YEAH
>>500108402hello are you me? i'm literally about to do that
>>500108402omg astarion bg3 hiiii
>>500108449>300anon….
I think Voice 4 is the cutest sounding voice for female Tav/Durge (especially if you're playing as an elf or half-elf, in my opinion).
>>500108710400
i promise i’ll call you maam pls to beat me up with your rock hard dainty hands.
I love this part.
>>500109526>degen uses the tentacle spells m h
Sigh
>>500109582>anon can’t recognize spike growthTry playing the game sometime
>>500109526It's like the house of grief but with slightly smaller rats
>>500109757My mistake, the tentacle shaped vines.
>>500108402I want that
>>500110481oh no
>>500110481i want that
dastardly shitposter Pee Pee
>>500111080shieeeeeeeet
>>500111080I'm more of a finesse guy
hey wait you guys weren’t suppose to talk to pea
>>500111386>anon just realized there was regular posting underneath all those stubs he had from filtering Pee
>>500111317watch out Pea: House Oblodra tapped mind flayer ass back in Menzoberranzan!
>>500111736badass
>>500111716Lets not get that crazy. That is genuinely not true.>t. doesn’t have him filtered.
>>500111386Anons love namefags
the thing is Halsin reminds me of my uncle
>>500112148curious.............
>>500112210he was colorblind and that got under my skin
>>500112378and under anything else, perhaps?
>>500112112Less NPCs more Gale thighs please
>>500112417he said I deserved it for respeccing Astarion into lore bard
You see, he just had this thing with ducks
>>500112103We know no namefag but the namefag on the spectrum whose waifu is Minthara.
>>500112601unfortunately he is valid sorry sis
>>500112571bad luck because these are the last ones of him in the short shorts after i get the robe in here
>>500112657and made me wear horrible unflattering wigs
>>500112826Pain
so I did what any other sane person would do at that moment, and shoved the whole bibberbang up my ass
Mind Flayer more like Mind Blower the way Emperor blew my mind with the way he maneuvered those tentacles in my assam I right, fellas..?
rubbing garlic all over my body except for my cock and telling astarion he can have some of my blood
Do you think it's possible to hit level 12 in Act 3 before doing any major fights (Orin, Cazador, Lorroakan, Gortash, Ansur) in Honour Mode? I just hit 11 outside of the Steel Watch factory.
>>500114164maybe, there's plenty of random little encounters in the sewers.
>>500114164Go do Mystic Carrion's quest and kill him afterwards perhaps?
>>500114164Yes, trivially, xp just gets thrown at you.
What the fuck.
>>500115054ooh this is an old baitI commend you
>>500115137It's the truth though
>>500115393Maybe you should advance Karlach's quest
My friend and I just lost an honor run by triggering the Vlaakith suicide dialogue. We just thought it'd be funny to throw Shadowheart under the bus, we didn't realize it'd fuck everything up.
so we’re done pretending specific? anons are behind posts right ???because this clearly wasn’t me this weekend
>We killed the Paladin’s of Tyr. Karlach is now our best friend.>We helped Karlach with her infernal engine. We can hug her now.>Karlach hates Gortash. We should find out why.>Gortash is an SoB. Tell us something we don’t already know. >Karlach is dead. Rest in Power. Unless?
>>500115807We can “hug” Karlach now
>>500115586>advance Karlach's questonce you fix her heart you get one entry, then you get a gortash entry and that's it
You hunt and do the cooking, I’ll do a beer run! Prepare your belly for a la Blade! *strikes a fetching pose*
>>500115806S t o p t a l k i n g a b o u t y o u r s e l f
>>500115807Gortash sold her to make her strong like he was. She did become stronger.
>>500116452Gort knows best
>>500115713It was funny
astarion…
>>500116452Look at the strength of your body. The steel in your heart. I gave you this gift.Such a waste.
>>500115713Good job
bg3 is kinda lowkey mid
>>500117335highkey it’s why i post here
Someone post the party expenses clip from a D&D manual, please?
>>500117335it’s my favorite game idc
>>500117335Then why did it win goty
>>500117335its objectively the best RPG ever made overallDA:O has a better story and toneMass Effect is more thrillingetc.but BG3 is 7-8 on everything so its overall score is very high
You all are mentally fat, no variety in your day.
>>500117335You’re mid lol
>mass effectonly played 2 and 3 (trash), those are RPGs? i thought they were action games first with rpgs flavours added
pausing the game to roll onscreen dice every 10 seconds is lowkey unfun
>>500119239Play Overwatch?
Missionary with Astarion until I’m pregnant with his dhampir babies
>>500117716
"BG3 is lowkey mid" and "BG3 is The Lord of the Rings movies of video games" both fall within the lower half of the IQ bell curve.
>>500115713Honestly, you're not dumb for not realizing she has Wish prepared. It's bit too nerdy to consider she can cast that, for all you knew, she's a hologram and thus harmless.
Jas!
>>500119628Anon is not bussin lol>>500119683>assuming it’s a fantasy thing and not a sci-fi thing is too nerdyGetOUT
>>500118005If bg3 only had 7-8 on everything then wouldnt it just be a 7.something?
>>500120346>Get>OUTI recognize that it's a ninth-level spell, I played pen & paper. But it's still a NINTH-level spell, why the fuck would I think she has that. Never mind not having to be there in-person to cast it.
>>500119382Hello based department?
I never play any of the origin character. What do they get? I only know Gale can suck shadow weave.
>Thiefs can double bonus action dash with the Linebreaker Boots every turnhow is that balanced?
Balanced?
>>500120998astarion can rape a companion in their sleep
>>500121203Wrath is capped at 7 stacks. Pretty strong interaction though, good thinking.
Goodnight bgg!!!!!!!!!Love and HateDickgirls and Cuntboys!
>>500121593It's capped at 7 but you get 3 per dash, you're at 6 on the first turn and then you'll be capped out the rest of the fight.
>>500120825What better display of her might?
>>500121203It's okay, but I have better boots to put on him. Mostly something to stop him from tripping because ice monk creating slippery surface is a hazard to everyone.
>>500121203Balanced by having only one action per turn :^) Also the boots are supposed to trigger only once per turn per their description
>>500119683She is worshipped as a god even if she is not yet fully a god.>>500115713That's retarded of you. If both of you are going to do something stupid, atleast leave one avatar at camp. Here is a (You) for the laugh.
>>500120825So the Wish thing is supposed to be a funny joke. 95% of players laugh and reload the save they made right before entering the room. It's only a "problem" because we're playing honor mode, which you should remember only about 2% of players have finished. And honor mode didn't exist when they wrote that scene, honor mode was made post-release, around patch 3 or so. So it's kind of an esoteric problem that this scene actually ends a run.You're right about the mechanics. Wish normally has an 80 meter or so range and isn't actually an instant kill party wipe, in gameplay it's usually used to copy another spell and circumvent the material components for it. But remember that part of Wish is also GM discretion, it's also often used for story reasons to do story things. And in this case Swen is the gm of the game, and he's making a story scene.Vlaakith is level 20 though, she would have it, mechanically. Part of her lore is that she casts Wish as often as she possibly can.bg3 has a lot of tabeltop memes included it in as jokes for dnd players, and Wish doing whatever the fuck you want regardless of the rulebook is a tabletop meme, so they probably also kind of did this on purpose as a meta-joke.A few other meta-jokes: >>498917718
>>500121729You can also use these bonus actions to make off-hand attacks. Stacking a damage buff is nice... in theory. In practice, you're still burning your first-round bonus actions when you could use them to delete an enemy.
>>500120825The entire scene is her appearing before you as a godEveryone says “holy shit it’s our undying Lich god”“Holy fuck it’s a god in full form before us”That’s how. Using basic logic about what a god is
Double dashing Lae’zel around the entire map before using the momentum to sneak attack!it does less damage than throwing a spear
PENIS
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