>6v6 playtests in Season 14https://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24151413/>Overwatch x My Hero Academia collab (in shop now)https://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24142481/>Latest patch noteshttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/patch-notes/>Season 13 "Spellbinder" trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBIWoBpWnvQ>Comics, short stories and musicoverwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/media/Schedule>Oct 15 - Season 13 "Spellbinder" (Map reworks incl. Havana, Circuit Royale, Numbani, Dorado, Widowmaker Mythic, Soldier: 76 Mythic weapon, Gilded Aspects versions for all Mythic skins, MHA collab, Halloween Terror event, Cassidy and Brigitte hero mastery, QP: Hacked Limit 2, QP: Hacked Kingmaker, more Mercy and Kiriko skins)>Oct 15 to Nov 4 - Halloween Terror event (with Witch Mercy and Witch Kiriko skin recolors)>Oct 17 to Oct 30 - Overwatch x My Hero Academia collab (skins for Juno, Tracer, Reinhardt, Reaper and Kiriko)>Nov 12 - Soldier: 76 Mythic weapon>Dec 10 - Season 14 (incl. New tank, 6v6 playtests, Venture skins)>Overwatch Wikioverwatch.gamepedia.com/>Overwatch dev trackerdevtrackers.gg/overwatch>Overwatch Esportsliquipedia.net/overwatch/Main_Page>Kiriko spam filterlistpastebin.com/VXp7mUqGPrevious thread: >>499946094
the kiriko brought you donuts
>>500057292Based Kiriko Chad
need mobile overwatch...
I love Ashe
>>500057259Lots of widows this season and you're peeking?>Not my problem
the kiriko dance
>>500057259STOP REMOVING THIS SHIT FROM THE OP, PEOPLE ARE USING IT >Mercy spam filterlist pastebin.com/vB5D1i4X >Mercy spam filterlist pastebin.com/vB5D1i4X >Mercy spam filterlist pastebin.com/vB5D1i4X
>>500057860OHHHHH WOW YOU'RE ACTUALLY GONNA SAY THAT
>>500057507how would she respond if asked about anal?
>>500058008>PEOPLE ARE USING ITclearly not kek
>>500058042forgot to add that I’m brown btw
>>500057939On nights when 'Ye romanceCameras flash so muchThat I gotta do that Yayo danceI'm on a world tour with Common, my manAfter each and every show a couple dykes in the vanIt's easyThe hood love to listen to Jeezy and WeezyAnd, oh yeah, YeezyI did it for the glory
>>500058042mah business mah rules
>>500058091Why? Because a vocal minority does not?
Ashe is secretly weak to sappy romance but will never admit it
>>500058036>GONNA
>>500058042"Good idea partner. Bob! This one's for you!"
>>500058042begrudgingly agree
Are false positives suspensions common when it comes to griefing games? I don't speak or type in chat, I always play and never throw, but there's people who get mad at me for playing LW and then try to rally the enemy team to report me for griefing.
Mei's ass is my favourite character.
>>500058258I'm weak to Ashe but I can't keep a secret
kissu
>>500058457
>>500058454This kind of weaponization of reporting is definitely becoming more common, but don't worry you'll get warning popups long before you get banned or anything
>>500058135you're not supposed to vore in her anus, anon. just your stick your donger in.
>>500058454When I throw, I do it in a way that draws ire to other people and gets them banned. I've gotten thank you messages on my Gold account.
Finally ended up on the bad goy list this weekend. Not sure what I did in particular since I normally just flame people back when they flame me and I've kept a 5 level endorsement level that way. I think the mistake I made was engaging with mercy mains that were clearly in stacks. Whoopsie sorry blizzshart.
>>500058454I've started throwing games a stupid amount recently, you won't get banned as long as you don't afk or actually jump off the map and such.Chain inting your ass off isn't bannable.
>>500058457>spicy duck fed farm girlhnnng
>"we've disabled Mercy for the remainder of the season because of an unforeseen bug">games get 200% bettera n/owg/ger can hope
>>500059076giving Ana grandchildren
>>500058869The five harbingers or a shit team.
>>500059369just say you can't aim.
>>500059076Holy fucking SEX!!
>>500059369>posturing bullies>fragile crybabies once confronted>shit at the gameMercies are the trifecta of everything I hate about the playerbase
Is Pharamercy still viable?
>>500059708but enough about tankoids
>>500059831it's never enough about tankoids
Junkerqueen walking around your place in just a wife beater and guy tighty whities
>>500059831Maybe stop pocketing them instead of your dps and use the blue beam more than once a game then, but you probably get off on that.
Efi Overwatch
>>500059076destroying her makeup by making her choke on my cock
>>500059413Giving Ana more children
>>500059824no play gency instead it's much more cool
>>500057259For anyone who wants to hide tranny pics fast, just open 4chanX, go to Advanced >> File Info Formatting and add %f. You now can hide md5 with just 1 click.
>>500059076reminds me of that one animation by Puppet Master when the futa girls transported to what I assumed was ancient Egypt. but the princess had green hair and ___no pp :0 ___
Excessively lovey dovey cuddlesex with meiAnd then
>>500060580disgusting
>>500060027Is she cosplaying as Ripley?
>>500059824Women are such shallow, vapid whores there's a reason I spend all my time in my room playing overwatch and listening to aphex twin
>>500060739No she’s cosplaying as your girlfriend
>but enough about tankoids
>>500060929I have never had a girlfriend
>>500060803i'm looking at her big boobies
>>500060929why are you hurting me like that, anon
>>500060803yeah, and the reason is you are a loser
>>500060929OUTBACKED.com
>>500060803why not just get a femboy. >not me
>>500061554that's gay
there's still more to my tale
>>500061301>JQ>wearing underwearFake
>>500061642not if theyre asian
>>500061786that's insectophilia
Well that's the end of me playing anything other than the two heroes I enjoy. All because I queued tank for challenges and played ball. Fucking uppity mercy stacks.
>>500061993
>>500060027Junkerqueen in your own home, pacing around and periodically groping you, until she eventually manhandles you onto your bed and presses your head into her sweaty blue-haired coochie with a big clit
I'm tired of mercy erp stacks
>>500062215nah, that's not her at all
>>500062215
>>500062350Elaborate on what her behavior would be like then.
>>500061993If you see matching names/player icons/whatever, just turn chat off for that game.
>>500062470>>500062350Ok, I tried. Sorry that you guys didn't like my shitty hornyposting.
>>500063096i mean i liked it up until the big clit part
>>500058454Yes, the system for silences is automated. For bans I think they actually have to pull your transcripts. I've never seen a complete ban due to chat that wasn't "justified". Justified as in things were actually said, but the OW community is probably the softest out of any current multi-player game.
>>500061773true, she prefers free balling
bros i hate the kill effect on the ana mythic weaponis there any way i can turn it off or am i cucked out of customization because i boughted all the levels
>>500061993*taps sign*
>>500063510faggot
>>500063513>he boughtkwab
>>500062350it is minus the big clit. she's packing something elsesee >>500063510
>>500062215This but with young Ana after she stuck a sleep dart into me
>>500063951you are also a faggot
>>500063951based!
>fag-TAKE ME DOWN TO PARADISE CITYWHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN AND THE GIRLS ARE PRETTY(TAKE ME HOME)
>>500063513you got cucked, paypig
https://youtu.be/aBMfmXR8eHc?si=53BU_B9UOPfSWuxF
trans rights are human rights
i just type "widows ass hyponitzes me" in chat and nbdy reports me
huush little beybee
omnic rights are human rights
>>500065208kill yourself, faggot
Sombra needs another nerf
why did it take 5 years for them to realize role queue sucks, and 2 years of expierimenting with retarded passives like "reload faster after a kill" and "tanks take less headshot damage" to just remove it all anways its been 5 years of 1 step forward and 2 steps backwards. no one likes havana a rework wont make anyone like havana its just a poorly designed map theyre not too proud to remove lunar and paris which are leagues better than anything modern but they keep in shit its makes no sense golden egg the next league of legends the next counter strike pissed away squandered by the dumbest stupidest people on the planet
Sombra needs another kid
>>500067223No, I think she's balanced right now, and I say this as someone who got so mad every time I died to pre-nerf that I angrily called Sombra a nigger every time I died.
Sombra needs to bear my children
I don’t think I’ve seen anyone using the MHA skins.
>>500059824one is for warrior children, the other is for fun anyway i cant wait for christmas juno and kiriko skins they will be super cute
>>500067646Perfect art except for the troon
>>500066490youre gonna be on the wrong side of history lol
>>500069254and you're gonna be rotting in grave lmao
Yatagarasu Grippers
>>500069396cope, chud
>>500068703LITERALLY CUSTOM CRAFTED FOR COLONIZATION
does anyone else feel like support is their natural role? >.<>afraid of confrontation>get enjoyment from helping others>passive, shy, usually a follower>dont like being hurt or hurting others>clumsy, physically inept, weak
There's nothing to do when your team is so bad you can't leave the spawn
why have we only gotten 3 control maps in 8 years but 3 new game modes and 12 maps no likes....
>>500071761Whatever happened to Hanamura and Horizon Lunar Colony and Paris
>>500071587swap to widow and throw.
>>5000721052cp maps are only available in arcade and customs
>>500072105temple of anubis volskaya hanamura lunar and paris are all good maps i would rather play over anything like "push" or "clash" or "flashpoint" paris was only bad because of first choke and baptiste. add an extra lane to first choke, baptiste lamp had 200 health when that map was in rotation
>>500068664Don’t be mean to Juno
can't wait for the clash version of volskaya.
>>500061993dont play ball retard the devs literally provide you with good options and dumbfucks like you still pick ball/doom kys immediately
>>500072130>swap to widow and throwWhat's her best skin? Mind as well take screenshots
>>500068664None of them are Dva
>>500070292>>500071058how do you feel about oral?
>rent free
>>500073845Which was changed within the a few weeks along with a bunch of other shit. Release sigma was giga broken
>>500074290But the og dev team were the ones releasing broken unfinished characters like brig, doomfist, sigma, sombra, ana, ball?
>>500074062They're called, The 3 Asians
Called my tank trash while having chat muted then he stood around for a while so I assumed he was typingSpam reported him and got this
>>500074062I want them all to step on me barefoot
>>500074062I want to go bareback in Juno
>>500076436That would be rape
>>500069536
>>500076857
>>500075634>report my 4 teammates after every loss no matter what >with an uncommon regularity, get the “we’ve taken action” messageSometimes I don’t get it in a week or two, but I got it literally 3 times this past week
>>500077026I'll always report everyone on both teams if I lose and I get it almost daily
>>500075634>>500077026>goys doing it for free and getting rewarded good goy chemicals from a fake screen popupdas rite goy keep doing it for free you are definitely making a difference!
>>500077223this nigga is legit one of the weirdest dudes in this generalnot because of this postjust as a person, this nigga is so fucking weird
>>500077223based
You can still be good, while be up to NO good.
>>500078902when she sees bwc
>>500078902Awh, I feel all warm inside!
>>500072907Bride skin from goypass imho.
>>500075634For me it's report every sus widow. I've got 49 messages with ban report for the last 3 seasons. Qp is wild.
>>500077623Nah he's fucking based. If more people abused the report system like him they'd actually have to properly address it
>>500063513yes you can turn it off.
>>500061993lol. this pussy got in his feelings about a video game.
>>500081393Padded gang
I havent played Overwatch in 8 yearsSince the beta lmao
>>500081313He probably just called the mercy a tranny, which is an immediate one way ticket to the naughty list
That's great anon.
>>500081629lmao same but I've been posting here for years because I like the porn
Angela Ogundimu
Hana Ogundimu
yes every single person you ever reported has gotten banned despite you reporting them for no reason at all and not a single person has ever reported you
LemonKiwi Ogundimu
Really want to try dxvk for this game but I'm not getting anything concrete if you can get banned for using it.
>>500081835Good boy
Aspen Ogundimu
wouldn't it make sense to revert any rank changes in games where cheaters were detected after the fact? wouldn't that solve the funny hacker-boosting issue too?
>>500082182*farts*
Skiesti Ogundimu
Eskay Ogundimu?
>>500082182I can't tell if these are children or not
Doria Ogundimu
>>500081774Not even. I just had a long chain of stacks that ganged up on me for not playing tank they way they wanted to. In qp.
>>500082546Manchildren.
>>500082276She's actually the kind of girl they go for
>seeking peace while sowing chaos is like planting a tree on a volcano>EXACTLY???????
>>500081148dumbass you can't even read
Bap rework idea:1. Regen Burst now must be charged up by holding SHIFT instead of using it instantly. The longer it is charged up, the bigger the radius is of the AoE.2. Immortality Field works like Torb's turret from April Fools where it sits on a teammate's head until it's destroyed. It can no longer be deployed on the ground, otherwise it is destroyed instantly and will be put on cooldown.Thoughts?
Am i the only one who gets a widow and mercy in both teams 70% of my games? It wasn't like this before. What happened?
>>500084793widow is the best dps because she doesnt feed support ults and instead just kills people sometimesmercy revives people widow kills
>>500082182thankies :3
>we got ourselves four sharpshooters >one of us is Brigitte?
>>500071761I love how they decided making maps for deathmatch was more important in OW1 when they already peaked at chateau
>>500085780well they did say FOUR
>>500084542Give me examples of him being weirdSounds like you have a list
>>500085780She’s the most accurate long distance pisser in Overwatch
>>500085949no anon, I'm not going to tell you why you're weirdjust know that you're fucking weird
>Plays BrigitteI am The Drink.
>>500086491Brigitte my love
>>500086757Where’s D.Va
>>500086909Shitting
Mythic widow be like
>>500087037And that’s a good thing
>>500086996in my mouth hopefully
>>500087126Wait your turn
im at the movies, ill get my widow skin after....
>>500086290Dumb schizo poster
>>500088410this is why you're weird
>>500077018
My sister mains genji and echo, she hates playing support
>>500088456White men for kamala ass nigga
>>500089134you're really doubling down, huh
>>500089581You're really doubling down on my dick desuIt's little awkward
>>500089771doom and deejay are so lucky
If you could have sex with ONE person in Overwatch for the rest of your life who would it be and why did you choose Illari?
>>500088761Is genji even fun anymore? I thought the hp changes messed with a lot of his breakpoints.
>>500090369D.Va!
>>500090369Pharah, easily. Like, not even a question. There are definitely other super attractive OW members but Pharah is my number 1 forever.
>>500090369not a single person would ever pick illari
Kirko's smugness is hot and I'm tired of pretending it's not
>>500090369Mei. Next question
>>500091064But...Peruvian sex
what does the indian woman say when she ultsi played her for the first time today in mystery heros and I really liked that line and I kinda wanna play her more just to hear it again
>>500091064you're gay?
>>500091920she's really fun, you should play her
YAHEED BARID BASTA VICTAH HEY
6v6 is coming back and I find myself tenatively excited to return in season 14 after not consistently playing since before the global HP increase. 5v5 tank is both far more cookie-cutter in what gameplay options it gives you and also incredibly easy seeing as tanks are impossible to die with if you didn't have a lapse in judgement. I hope they nerf all the tanks back to OW1 levels, including some extra nerfing for my boy Sigma. It has been so long since I've enjoyed my favourite hero on account of him being pissy easy to play to a point of boredom.Playing with and against all the new heroes (not Kiriko or Lifeweaver) in 6v6 will be interesting too. I hope the support role get a proper hammering as well, but even if they don't I will still enjoy 6v6 a lot more because of how drastically tank matchups vary the gameplay loop.Also why are you still posting here?
I LOVE TEEN MEN
>>500092189is she noob friendly?
>>500092665She used to be more noob friendly when her fart gun locked on to people
>>500092665She isAnd shes also (and I swear I'm not kidding this is her actual lore) autistic
>>500092847does it do headshot damage? if not then no lock is not an issue for me, I can track bodies for days>>500093095cute
>>500090369Echo
>>500092665Yeah, she's easy and I think her voice in my language is pretty cute
>>500094263I have like 10 minutes played on symmetra. What is the basic strat with her? Off angling? Flanking? Helping tank isolate and punish the other tank like mei? It's hard to see her niche.
>>500093757she doesn't headshot, but her gun does more damage the longer it's been hitting targets, it even revs up off of shields so if a Rein just stares at you he's making you stronger
>>500093757No headshot damage but it has levels3 levels for primary beam that gradually builds as you hit enemies and shields. At level 3 you MELT any and everything. Alt fire charged up is extremely good too, long range and does a good bit of damage. Good way of finishing off or engaging Remember to use your teleporter to get in and out of situations. You should be using it to sneak around the enemy a lot and surprise them from behind And your ult is the best defensive tool. You can launch it horizontal or vertical and it reaches over almost every single map so even if you're in spawn just aim it at the point or payload and use it if your teammates are fighting
>>500095448>>500093757Forgot to mention too her 3 turrets can let you and your team see the enemies through walls when they're being hitThere's a bunch of guides on YT you can check out for beginner friendly Sym. She's very fun!
>>500095306>>500095448>>500096004thanks guys :)
>sym is easyWhy are you guy so mean to noobs?
>>500096621she is easy though, the only difficult characters are ones that actually require you to be able to aim
>>500090369
>>500096621She's really not hard, she just reuires you to use your head a bit
>>500097954I want to tell Olivia I love her
>>500098880<3
Sombra spam filterlist when?
its so hard to quit im day 6 now
What is it about Sombra that activates the sexual part of my brain when I see that horny tight little latina
>guy joins voice chat>has an open mic and is listening to rap music loudlywhat the fuck I didn't know people like this played OW
>>500099560das rite cracka
>>500099560haha that's mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkhf9k5bnJo
>>500098007You say that like it's not a big ask for this playerbase
>>500090369Widowmaker and her 14 inch...
>>500099560watch gs raider
>3 defeats in a rowI simply stop playing. The game is telling me to my face "No no no, you don't deserve to win anything right now, I'm gonna make you lose" so I just don't play
Hey guys, author of this post >>500090369And I gotta say I'm very ashamed of you all. This was a test to see how diverse the people of this general was but not a single person mentioned Venture. I'm all for the waifuposting jokes but I feel like it's starting to blend into transphobia territory once you have people willingly try to ignore the only non-binary character in the game. I'm not naming names or trying to guilt shame, I'm just saying everyone really needs to do better. Have a nice day.
>>500099985Turds
>>500100308
Time for some lewd Mercy gameplay
>>500100802Hey that's really not funny.
>>500101107I wish there was an option for Mercy players if they were cornered they could offer to suck dick to survive
>>500099453
>>500101441burritos...
>>500099985>>500100313>widow fucking me silly until I pass out because her rod is huge>after she's done with my knocked out body she squats over my head and lets out the fattest and greasiest turd of her lifeIve genuinely never considered commissioning art in my life until now lol
>>500101441thank you goddess.
>>500101629Here you go, commissioned just for you turd costs $500 sorry
Scat posting must mean there’s a lot of mercy mains in here
spin
sex with lemonkiwi
Hey it's Kiriko
>>500103353Ew
Soe Ogundimu
Los Ngele
>>500103490overwatch will age you so hard
Where the FUCK are all the female OW players???Do we really only have Aspen? That's IT!? JUST HER!?>But Eska-F E M A L E playersFEMALEUTERUSES ONLY
>>500103832>implying you wouldn't
>>500104034imagine the pumpkin head (would feel so good)
>>500104034how do I get a slightly out of shape gf who burps and farts?
>>500103998Sky the Zarya OTPMarleaBarcodeSomnusErinfpsand more Mercy/Moira OTPs that no one gives a fuck about.
>>500103998They’re all on tiktok now
>>500103998Not even Eskay, she's a Street Fighter player now
>>500104172>slightly
>>500104224>another 5v5er and blizzard shill goneWon't be missed.
>>500104224>she
>>500103490would motorboat so hard
>>500103998Bellaboo. She still mains BALL but has been doing some DOOM runs lately>inb4 schizo haters shows up
hand holding sexlip locking sexmating press sex
Eskay Malosi
>>500104958I forgot Ball was even a hero nowadaysI rarely see him anymore
>>500105263She has a cute butt ngl
>>500105701>>500105263Mental illness isn't something to make fun of
>>500104034she still uses those ridiclous looking lashes? mercy mains need to tell her how to makeup 101
>>500103998Penpuin for me
Getting antsy because Flats hasn't put out his tier list yet so I don't know who to play
If someone asks you to go Torb it means you fucking suck and an auto turret would have more value than you
yer makin a chicken out of a feather
>>>/v/693046149It's over
>>500108231fanart
>>500108231It’s fake. We’ve had this thread already.
>>500108361>>500108470You saved me from kms, thx.
>>500108231This isn't Phreak though
wait a minute what the fuck seriously? no fuckin wayfuck what? he's going to have fucking 250 HP too the fuck>auto-aim AOE>mobility>point and click passive stack activate>melee stacks passive>gains mobility on low hp>ultimate is an aoe AND self-buff>basic attack stacks passivepiece of shit nigger champ
What is the /owg/-approved aiming reticle style and color?
>champ
>>500110106I’m a green cross guy
>>500103998eva langwin duh
>>500092440>tenatively excitedfor what? this game is just a gachaslop cosmetic simulator balanced around microtransactions>nerf sombra for widow mythic>shatter immune to suzu for rein mythic>bob gigabuff for ashe mythic>random moira buff for moira mythic>kiriko never getting nerfed and getting 200,000+ skins>juno soon to join kiriko as wellthis game has not an ounce of competitive integrity left. it is now a gacha simulator. it is not well-designed, it is not well-balanced, it is simply a cash cow for gullible retarded weebs and manchildren who will pay $20 for a barefoot kiriko skin or an extra thicc gooner juno skin.even if the community has essentially forced blizzard's hand into bringing back 6v6, the incompetent balance team and hero designers have absolutely 0 clue how to bring back peak Overwatch 1. they're all not only incompetent but have 0 experience from the previous title which shows more and more with their role and balance philosophy.
>>500110324Eva Ogundimu
finally i can start playing the new widow skin1!!!!!!!!!!!
>>500111343This retarded argument falls flat with Mercy being shit while her mythic and charity skin were released.
>>500112153Nobody cares about how Mercy plays tho. She's the one hero Blizzard knows they can keep F tier for years and EVERYONE will still play her and buy skins
I thought about buying the Uravity or Tomo skin but I think back to how I never use the Optimus Prime skin I bought or the One Punch Man skin or the Cowboy Bebop skin and I just decided to say fuck FOMO I'll skip
>>500112916unless you love the anime, i feel like kiriko and juno are due for some rather good skins instead this season. although uravity is nice and i don't care about the anime at all
>>500112076LET'S GOOOOOOOO
>>500112916Hear me outJuno's juicy ASS
>>500112916im not buying lilith moira bc i know i wont use it either despite playing moira as second main dps
>>500112916I already have skins for Tracer and Kiriko I'll never take off, so Junochaco is really the only one I'd consider getting
>>500116090U can't play any of those heroes U ugly spic
i want kiriko to toss my salad
i want kiriko to make me kiss her feet.
Why are death timers not a thing in this game? Killing the enemy team literally does not matter.
OW live action movie when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf_si60K9nM
>>500059420if your mercy has this icon it's an automatic loss
>S14>add "min 1 max 3" 6v6 with tanks that are a shell of their current selves (as they should be)>every game is 3 dps or 3 supp and 1 tank>add 2-2-2 6v6>tank queus become the bottleneck after a few days>S15>aaron releases a blogpost with a chart showing no one wants to play tank and why 6v6 simply cannot work with the lack of tank players and open queue 6v6 fixes nothing that open queue 5v5 doesn't/can't>game stays 5v5
I wish Kiriko had more skins that showed off her sexy legs and ass
>>500118327sleeping like this for a lifetime has given me neck pain and a headache if i even lay like this now
>>500118848Yeah, you should wear a bra
>>500110302based tf2 player
>play comp>every single lobby in diamond has someone with honor level 1 or 0>"wtf why does nobody com anymore???"because asking your Ana to swap to Mercy because she's 50% scoped accuracy is considered toxic and you get chat restricted for it.The report system being fully automated is a fucking joke, along with them making spite reporting so much easier with the quick reporting in the tab menu is just going to ensure that nobody speaks to anyone in this game outside of "gl hf" "gg"
IM GONNA R-REINSTALL!!! I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!
>it's high no-ACK
>justice rains from abo-ACK
>team dies>Only Sombra is left on point>She can just run away, it's not even close to overtime and she has EMP so we can easily win next ro->Uses EMP on the whole team by herself>DiesWhy do they do thisIt's ONLY Sombra players. They have this weird malfunction in their programming where they believe 1v5s are possible with EMPSTOPDOING THIS
cant wait for a repeat of this during 6v6 testinghttps://streamable.com/jhglh
>>500122045Acting like Zarya tards don't do that now
>>500121996they wouldn't be playing sombra if they were smart
>>500122045she's cute!
>>500121996false, genji players also do this
>>500058042She pulls out the strap-on.
>lose 3 games in a row>finally win one game>expected 18%FUCKING FUCK YOU!!!!!!!
>RYUJIN NO KEN WO- GAAAAAAAHH!>DIE.. DI-UGHHH!Why are most DPS so trash?
>>500122045>https://streamable.com/jhglhSarah LaFleur used to look like THAT?
>>500124328DPS ults are the worst in the game, newfag-kun.
Cram it up your cram hole LaFleur
>>500124328try playing dps for once instead of support which is the most broken overkitted role in the game
>>500124647>>500124759I'm not saying DPS players are trash, I'm saying their ults are.
>>500124839because all DPS ults were designed around 200 dmg breakpoints.support and tank ults were notand now DPS ults are objectively the worst in the game
>>500124706Don't disrespect Justin Conroy like that.
>>500124839i think their ults rely on team coordination or theyre just underpowered. genji + nano is good hanzo + grav etc. pharah barrage is garbo but op if you have bubble or nano
It's pronounced Sarah LaFluhhhh *flips hair(wig)
>>500125082>genji + nano is goodnot as good as it was before S9 where you could basically one shot with a nano slash + shift. now you're forced to have nano AND two slashes to kill.>hanzo + gravliterally a meme since Suzu, Immort, trance, petal exist. there is a reason it rarely happens anymore when it used to be a game winner in OW1.
>>500125258that just sounds like supports being op desu
>>500122045when you realize your a grown ass man getting yelled at by someone half your age in a video game.
>>500125454Yeah. it is.Supports are DPS with 5x the survivability and utiltanks are just DPS with 3x the health, same or superior damage (D.va DPS lmao) and some of the best ults in the game.while DPS are just, DPS...
>>500126001i literally don't understand why tanks are the way they are. they should just be walking shields/soakers.a flanking tank sounds like the antithesis to tanking. why would u ever have a tank "counter" dps?
>>500126503>unlimited ammo>reaper tier DPS>defense matrix being the best defensive CD in the game>two health bars with ult>buffed armor>headshot passive >reduced ult charge gain for shooting themand then you got Soldier 7618 second cool down shitty healing pad, a sprint and 19 damage per shot that is ass raped by armor and fall off with an ult that got nerfed to oblivion when fall off was added to it.
>>500126503>waveracer dvaFeet.
>>500123776im okay with that, wouldn't be the first time
heh
DPS job is ironically making space which was OW1 tank job. Genji blading will draw so much attention that not getting a kill is still worth if you can get out alot of key cooldowns.
>playing as tank>pinging everything under the sun and moon as to where i'm going>pinging every enemy im engaging>team falls off map or 3 chasing 1 juno>"tank could you give us a heads up as to where you're going?"but it's the tank's fault
>>500127387Even just having 1 DPS focus the same targets as you makes a world of difference.Having a Tank/DPS duo queue guarantees you at least 10 rank divisions higher.
>>500127387start using voice chat, retard. nobody listens to pings.ESPECIALLY if you're playing a dive tank, you NEED to call your dives to get your shit for brains teammates to follow.
>>500127898people mute voice chat because nobody wants to hear crying babies, parents, girlfriends, wives and you chewing your food, bitch
>>500128081then stop crying that nobody follows you then?LMAO, you have a solution for your problems but you're so socially autistic you're too piss afraid to speak to other people in VC.
>>500128081>crying babies, parents, girlfriends, wives and you chewing your food, bitchThis only happens in subhuman elos and console, good job outing yourself, subhuman.
"honk honk" voice line when?
Great posts dimitri
>>500130070thanks, Moshe
>>500129590>>500129731>>500129987Who's Peter?
>>500130653
>>500130653mei
>dive into the enemy backline as winston>my 600hp shield literally doesnt even last a full second against a team with no bastion or reaperreminder that they literally reverted the shield buff that was supposed to be his """rework""" going into 5v5. just like half the tank roster this dumbass character is a 6v6 tank playing in a 5v5 format and they wonder why this role is dead as shit
behead tankoids
this game genuinely makes me want to rip my door off the hinges and break my monitor witth it
>>500131050you're bad at winston
>>500131179yjk
>>500100308I actually have a fantasy where Venture drops the whole "they/them"-shtick, grows out her hair to be long and wavy, wears traditionally feminine clothes like skirts and dressesand then she become smy wife.
>>500131050Skill issue, unironically
>>500058042I'd say yes. Ah, I-I mean she'd say yes.
>>500133602grown ass man
>>500129590>>500129731>>500129987>>500130848I have unironically laughed out loud at all of these images, and I saved the Quag and Meg one. Very nice posts.
>>500134918
Me when my mercy kitten comes online
don't care for mha but the highlight intros are sick. bought two.
>>500135832I don't get unbanned til after the collab is gone :(
>>500135896STOPSAYINGTHEN-WORD
>>500140017nobody is getting banned for saying nigger, retarded newfag.they're getting banned for telling support players to swap off their shit heros in a not ass kissey way.
>>500140124LIES
>>500140124>hey ana do you play moira?>no
As someone living in the UK, is there any fucking way to stop playing with 4 arab teammates every single comp game? I've tried playing at all times of day and night and 90% of my games are filled with arabs. They're all complete dogshit and always make comms completely unusable.Changing the bnet dropdown to 'americas' makes zero difference, am I going to be forced to use a VPN or what?
Lil bitch Rein and his lil bitch shield and bitch ass hammer, and he goes: "NHE, NHE,NHE!" C'mon man, who wants to play that shit
>>500141017i think you might need to move away from the UK if you want to avoid them 2bh
>>500141017OI, I AM GONNA CUT YE BLOODY KAFIR HEAD OFF, YOU DOG
>>500127898>nobody listens to pingsNTA but they should. I do.
>>500141017>arabs take over europe, even their video gamesis there anyone more cucked than europoors?
>>500142206americans voting for a fascist dictator
>>500142285MIGA
i started playing tank and now i see it i see everything you guys complain about. its so reliant on your teammates its unreal.
>>500143757skill issue
>>500143757cope
holy kekevery single time
>>500144039>qpnobody cares
>>500144192troon
I'm so sick of this stupid punching nigger, every time their on my team they just feed their brains out and every time they're on the enemy team they're constantly insta-killing my backline and getting fed punch.Getting knocked around by CC abilities constantly is not fun at all and you would have thought Blizzard learnt this buy now.
>>500144737AN DEY SAY
waifu
>>500145228kys
>>500142285Americans are based? Wtf
>>500143776>>500143964supp players everyone
genji hashimoto goonmercy kitten of discord
I bought the Ochako skin. Why don’t I feel happy?
>>500146212because you didn't enter a custom game with her yet
>>500144737But enough about Venture.
>Woman with a shaved side hairstyle is usually considered a “woke” design by gamers>Those same gamers are spilling olympic pool loads of cum over Sombra????
>>500143776into the filter you go
>>500146590holy shit shut the fuck up already
Who’s going to match my Phreak? ;P
do you think pharah will join the phreaks since her name starts with ph too
6am 50second support q WOW!
What do you imagine Phreak's to be? Since you can see many crystals in the Oasis spawn lab, I'd say his shtick is going to be crystals. One theory I've heard is that the pin-point accurate crystal spike on the dart-board in the underground bar in New Queen's street may be a hint that he's going to be a sniper tank. Going off of that, I think his kit may have a single-shot crystal primary fire, like Mei's icicle, but since he's a tank it likely wouldn't one-shot on its own, so maybe the crystals just get stuck in the enemies, and an ability of his could make the deposited crystals explode, which could maybe be a one-shot combo. Maybe his tank-ability is something like creating a local shield of crystals through which he can shoot, sort of like a carryable Mei wall which acts like a barrier for Phreak personally. Thoughts on my cringe mental gymnastics?
>>500145228Hi handsome!You're the best!!
>be support>miss 80% of your shots and cooldowns>diamond>be dps>miss 80% of your shots and cooldowns>silver???
>>500149909>Hi handsome!Hey love, my everything I want>You're the best!!no, you are my... how was your sleep? Was yesterday fun? I had fun even in Overwatch besides that last game again Ana. I hate her, ree, and we had too many doomfist on our team yesterday. You think you get your mercy cat skin this week? Also need to get 2500 on your druid. Did you think about another class you want to play? Oh, people already doing +17, lol. cute couple thanks for then screenshot I want you now! :3
>>500145228>>500149909>>500150370why do you trannies infest here and not somewhere like VRChat instead?genuinely curious.
It's over.
>>500150370>no, you are my... how was your sleep?I slept fine thank you, how was your sleep?>Was yesterday fun?Yeah it was, surprised wow still has me hooked, it's very fun>I had fun even in Overwatch besides that last game again Ana. I hate her, ree, and we had too many doomfist on our team yesterday.Yeah it wasThat game was entirely on our tank, it's stupidOrisa can stand still in a doorway and make space but our Doom has play the game well to actually get anything doneAlso>flanking AnaI don't know why she got away with that for 5 minutes, our Doom just sucked>You think you get your mercy cat skin this week?100%, Halloween is this weekUnless these idiots pull another zombie Mercy>Did you think about another class you want to play? Oh, people already doing +17, lol.Still hunter or warrior...I'll have decided before you come home... I thinkWasn't +15 the max like last week? Did they nerf something?>cute couple thanks for then screenshot I want you now! :3Cutest even! Soon!
>>500150791Time to play Roblox between matches like Asspen
illari is by far my fav hero to play. why is her pickrate so low?
>>500151249she's only good if you can aim
>>500150935>I slept fine thank you, how was your sleep?uhm ok, woke up ealier xd thanks for asking>Yeah it was, surprised wow still has me hooked, it's very fun, Yea it is, especially with you :3>Yeah it wasgood to hear>That game was entirely on our tank, it's stupidkinda but which games are not on our tank lol>Orisa can stand still in a doorway and make space but our Doom has play the game well to actually get anything doneIs she meta again? Seems annoying to play against, for sure.>I don't know why she got away with that for 5 minutes, our Doom just suckedI was trying to kill her but just impossible, and you can't push that fucking hero>100%, Halloween is this weekI hope you get your skin you have enough money?>Unless these idiots pull another zombie MercyYea, I can see that, lol.>Still hunter or warrior...I'll have decided before you come home... I thinkwell take your time, you can always go back to mage or feral if you want>Wasn't +15 the max like last week? Did they nerf something?No, maybe people got better at routing or when to do dmg? I wonder when it will be mathematically impossible because you just get too much dmg>Cutest even! Soon!only one, and I want that person now! Are you gaming? If so, have fun!
>>500150101Support is the easiest class and also fire is hot, more at 11
>>500151760>fire is hot
What is the humiliation ritual of OW2?
>>500151984playing
>>500151984playing it
>>500151832
>>500151984queueing all roles
>>500151832Lena is love
>>500151479>uhm ok, woke up ealier xd thanks for askingAs long as you are well rested it's fine!>Yea it is, especially with you :3Yessss, we could game anything and it would be fun>kinda but which games are not on our tank lolWell, some games I feel competely useless lol, especially against dive>Is she meta again? Seems annoying to play against, for sure.I think so? I'm not sure I haven't watched much Overwatch content recently>I was trying to kill her but just impossible, and you can't push that fucking heroYeah, you need Zen or go for her team>I hope you get your skin you have enough money?I'm certain it'll come out tomorrow along with the other cat skins, if not then... they're stupidAnd yes I do! :)>well take your time, you can always go back to mage or feral if you wantI'll have a character done before you're home... I say as I am currently undecided...>No, maybe people got better at routing or when to do dmg?I need to watch more wow videos to know what people are talking about lol>only one, and I want that person now! Are you gaming? If so, have fun!I know, the Bastion there is the best!! No gaming, slacking :^)
damn I wish I enjoyed tank
>>500151984buying any skins, especially kpop or collab skins skins.
>>500152267>As long as you are well rested it's fine!should be fine yea Are you rested? We were up long this weekend xd>Yessss, we could game anything and it would be funwith you yes you're amazing and everything I want>Well, some games I feel competely useless lol, especially against diveYou and useless, these two don't go together, you know that. Better you and carrying.>I think so? I'm not sure I haven't watched much Overwatch content recently2bh, I don't watch much video gaming stuff. I watched a lot of ARTE lately, prisoner exchange between russia and my country for example.>>I was trying to kill her but just impossible, and you can't push that fucking hero>Yeah, you need Zen or go for her teamsadly, and zen is also weak this meta? Orisa is probably the least not annoying tank, though.>I'm certain it'll come out tomorrow along with the other cat skins, if not then... they're stupidWell, I think they're stupid, but not stupid enough to miss out on money>And yes I do! :)good>I'll have a character done before you're home... I say as I am currently undecided...xd you want to play a new one?>I need to watch more wow videos to know what people are talking about lolYea, I need to watch these higher runs some day and look at the routing I do my own, xd>I know, the Bastion there is the best!! No gaming, slacking :^)nuh uh, the mercy is the best, my best :3 I want to slack with you now... I want you now
>>500152731you've just hurt like 80% of posters here
>>500152913good, giving money to blizzard out of all companies for low quality blatant cash grabs should get you made fun of.
>>500151984The daily challenge where you have to say "thanks" to one of your supports.
>>500153023Does everyone get the same daily challenges or are they random
>>500152993poorfag cope
Which Overwatch girls would be most likely to kick you in the balls out of their own free will? I'd say Widow, Ashe and JQ would be the most likely candidates.
It never gets fast enough for me
I'm butthurt they didn't give mercy a whitemane skin with that wow collab, and wasted these skins on heroes like zen and torb. I've seen 1 (one) zen use that thrall skin, not more. I have never seen a torb with that skin.
>>500153179I could pay a month of your rent with 2 items from my TF2 backpack, poornigger.you're a fucking gigaloser for giving money to a bunch of rapists, breast milk stealers and the company that stole a game you paid for just to sell you a battlepass and skins.
>>500153340Because Hardstuck Diamond Magni is shit and I already had regular Magni from just playing OW1
>>500153340>Mercy>not Ashe with Bobgraine
Juno is for _______
>>500153665medical experiments
>>500153665Being impregnated by me
>>500153704Calm down Moira
>>500153449>TF2Of course. Every time.
>>500153449seethe
>>500152901>should be fine yea Are you rested? We were up long this weekend xdFunny you ask that, construction work woke me up today but yes, I feel fine>with you yes you're amazing and everything I wantDummy, I only care about you too>You and useless, these two don't go together, you know that. Better you and carrying.I might not be but Mercy sometimes is! :^)>2bh, I don't watch much video gaming stuff. I watched a lot of ARTE lately, prisoner exchange between russia and my country for example.Are you into politics or is that just something you keep on?My adhd brain can't live without background noise lol, it's bad>sadly, and zen is also weak this meta? Orisa is probably the least not annoying tank, though.Hasn't poor Zen been a discord bot for the most part? The only time he's really good is when discord is good at dealing with something?>Well, I think they're stupid, but not stupid enough to miss out on moneyHonestly I don't even feel like these skins are Halloween themed, they could release at any part of the year>xd you want to play a new one?How long does the xp event last? Are we in a rush? But I'll make sure to have one by the time we game tonight>Yea, I need to watch these higher runs some day and look at the routing I do my own, xdYour routing is fine? I think the only time stuff falls apart is when someone randomly pulls and extra group or elite>nuh uh, the mercy is the best, my best :3I try but Mercy is so bad sometimes>I want to slack with you now... I want you nowSoon! Tonight!I run, I see you tonight!!
>>500153848tracer is just scout but female
>>500153848>>500153871I accept your concession
>You should see me on my bench!
>>500153224Haha Juno has a literal kick ability, so haha maybe the devs could program a special hitbox for the balls, where the heroes get stunned if a Juno melee kick hits their balls-hitbox haha as a joke haha, maybe they could even make a special voiceline where the men remark about how their balls hurt haha. Haha I bet Junkrat would say something like "AH ME BOMBS", or perhaps Roadhog could say "Ergh! Right in the hog" haha wouldn't that be weird haha?
>>500154458juno does not kick in the game
>>500154013Tracer is hot tho
>>500154554Yes she does kick.
>>500154554press her melee button anonyou kick enemies in the dick
>>500154458only if zen is allowed to have the same interactions
>>500153880>Funny you ask that, construction work woke me up today but yes, I feel finepoor you, I want to wake you up :3>Dummy, I only care about you toolovey...>I might not be but Mercy sometimes is! :^)nope, not you and not your mercy.>Are you into politics or is that just something you keep on?uhm general education and it's an interesting topic>My adhd brain can't live without background noise lol, it's badand I can't live without you :3>Hasn't poor Zen been a discord bot for the most part? The only time he's really good is when discord is good at dealing with something?right and he's the counter to Orisa, but he's just stuck in his design from 2016 while heroes like Juno exist now.>Honestly I don't even feel like these skins are Halloween themed, they could release at any part of the yearuhm, I do think they fit halloween? I mean what else would you give mercy?>How long does the xp event last? Are we in a rush? But I'll make sure to have one by the time we game tonightThink till next year? lol Don't ask me, I didn't read anything about event.>Your routing is fine? I think the only time stuff falls apart is when someone randomly pulls and extra group or eliteYea could always pull more I feel like, kinda hard because sometimes you pull that one mob more and you just die dunno. Probably a monk thing.>I try but Mercy is so bad sometimesso is bastion we get our meta soon, and you're the best mercy>Soon! Tonight!don't say soon... tonight is so long away... I want you now>I run, I see you tonight!!ok have fun, and not a long day I want you now, love...
>>500152993what if i use wow gold to buy my skins
>>500154984>Zen kicks Genji in the ball hitbox>Genji reacty by saying "Master, I havu no penisu"
>>500154554do these juno porn addicts even play the fucking game???holy shit.
I have no idea what is going on
>>500155021you get a pass
>>500155815evidently not
>>500156107do these porn addicted freaks come to a general of a game they don't even play just to goon over characters and pretend to know about the game?what a pathetic life.
>>500156312I do but I never talk about gameplay because I don't know anything about it. I stay in my lane and just engage with lewdposts
>CLUSTERED COMETS
>>500156312Yes and when you call them out on it they flood the thread to defend each other and gaslight you. See any time people call out the mercy fag, the kiriko fag, the sombra fag, etc.
>>500156461meds
I’ve got meds, who needs em
>>500156396you do know there is a porn thread right? why the fuck are you here?>>>/aco/8577595get the fuck out.
>>500157264hmmmmm, no!
>>500107317IT'S OUT
>>500157449Nein
>>500153665DOOMFIST
>>500158591>American "cheese" in S-tierFats-san...
>>500119319You forgot to add that once you get silenced for the 1st time, your threshold for future actions against your account is dramatically lowered. In other words once you get silenced, it requires less reports for future silenced/suspensions
>>500150101>Tank>Reach Diamond 5>DPS>Reach Gold 2>Open Queue>Reach Plat 1>Play Support>Infinitely stuck in Silver 5I legitimately cannot understand why. I heal I stay in the backline I utilize to protecty team I don't waste ults I barely DIEWHY IS IT ONLY SUPPORT WHERE I AM THROWN INTO UNWINNABLE GAMES
>>500151984Solo Queue Playing Tank Having Mercy and LifeWeaver as your supports in an important ranked match
What's worse?Getting a Doomfist as your tank who refuses to swap and jumps in to always miss his punches OrGetting a Reinhardt as your tank
>>500160480My wife mercy and husband lifeweaver would not fail me, our victory is assured
>>500160616fist
>>500160405It's the easiest role especially in low ranks.Work on your aim, lock bap every game and hard carry.They buffed him for literally no reason and he's honestly disgusting right nowYou should be able to get out of plat that way. He's a better s76.
>>500160405Because you are dependent on your team's performance. The only way out is to pretend you are a DPS, which is incredibly stupid.The pairing system is broken. Rather than recognizing your skill and pairing you with winners, it expects you to carry (like a tank or dps), which you can't do if you can't kill.So yeah, Bap is probably it, DPSing.
>>500160405i played brig and got to plat 1 in like 5 hours, you're trying to hard, support is an easy role dude. You just arent playing juno or brig and if u are, just play more
>>500161583>support tranny literally asking the system to carry himLMAO
>Tank dives in solo and complains about supports not healingHow do I respond without sounding mad
>>500162958apologize and promise to do better next time
>>500162958He's euthanizing, you can't do anything.Someone from the team is a bad player so the tank is killing the game.
>>500163174>Someone from the team is a bad playeryeah, the tank
>>500163216The tank has shorter queues than you.
>>500162671Why have supports? There's a reason Mercy is so pathetic. Everyone has to kill the other team to climb. So why make it harder on yourself? Just go DPS.
>>500163589thisthe entire point of the game is to kill enemies its all that matters
>>500158591Jesus christ is that current Flats cause he looks like he's gaining a shit ton of weight.
>>500160405Fuck healing your retarded team members. You have the mindset of a Diamond player, and you can use that to your advantage. Play Kiriko, Bap, or Moira and go flank and fuck up their backline because God knows that none of your Silver teammates will do that, which leaves it up to your capable hands. They may get angry at you for not healing them, but let's be honest. They're impatient and always feel the need to 'tank damage' and will never wait for full top up and go in at 100HP then yell at you for not continuing to heal.
>>500163903OW2 and weight gain are extremely related
>>500162958Just tell him he went out of LoS and if he thinks he's as good as a tank he thinks he is, he would always look behind him to see where his team is at before going in to dive. Then tell him to watch replay (he won't).
>>500163802This. You win when you get picks. YOU get picks. Why wait for some other asshole to do it?Go Bap, climb to whatever level you want to be at, enjoy the other supports (but don't expect to climb).
>>500164249I’ve lost 20lbs since playing OW2.
>>500141017this but with russniggers while playing in EU. i would pay real money to not que into the same games.
>>500153449>t.tranny>>500164249built for BBM
>>500158591feta and blue cheese are both SSS-tier. if you dislike either you're non white.
>>500165610>BBM Those fat guys?
>>500165473yeah we had that, it was called ow1 in 2016. people in poor people countries couldn't afford to buy or run the game properly
>>500165983>people in poor people countries couldn't afford to buy or run the game properlyretard
I forgot to get the McMayhem skins
>>500166151you will never be mcdonalds mercy
>>500166210I wanted to use them with Roadhog and Mei
alright bros lets get this wr to 50%
>>500166469>level 93>endorse 1were you gone for a few years or something
>>500166469https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKq-kSlKiTM
>>500166469take a seat next to gunface and mephisto
>>500167014Yeah this account is legacy account and quite old. I just hit endorsement 1 yesterday.
>>500166469keep on rockin in the free world
>>500166469>Lifeweaver Reported.
>>500168153who is cassidy and why is he being predatory
>>500168153Never played this game, who is the boy top left he looks interesting?
>>500168309haha never played the game and you singled out the game's only non-binary character haha what are the odds
>>500168153>>500169127Imagine putting Venture in a hypno sissy trance
>>500168153>ywn get thrown to the ground and then get raped by McCreeSad.
>>500169465racemix
>get rolled first round >our tank is 3-9>win second round>our tank is now 41-10
>>500169382if only
>>500169805OW1 Ashe is pure sexo
que onda
>>500169875She is a great character. Great story.
>>500169875OW2 Ashe is still pure sexo
>>500171072too old
>>500171120Nope she's perfect
>>500170242brown armpits
>>500169465>>500170242What would happen if you were to try and peel those things on her head off?
>>500171418it would be extremely painful
>>500171418you would get a boner from her screaming
>>500171490she's a big girl
>>500171804for you
what would a relationship with zarya be like?
>>500172526Are you man enough?
>>500172526sneed
>>500172671tfw she'll never invite u to the roller derby
>>500172526she'll boss you around even if you weren't a beta bitch
>staunch advocate for peace>keeps omnic hitler alive in game
>>500172951she knows the solution
>tfw can finally run Doomfist/Ball with my bro and make the game unfun for both teams
I WILL NOT BE DISRESPECTED BY VERMIN
>>500173023Big Omnic Cock
BOB!
>>500173958>Senor Pink vibe>"DF" besides "Doomfist" also means "DoFlamingo"one-piece collab when?????
i have 3 wins in my past 17 games even tho i play well, my games are rigged, literally getting a teammate that goes permanent negative KDR while i have 5kdr+ and theres nothing i can do
>>500175061at least you have players who aren't afk
>>500175096How's the HRT going?
>>500175096nice coins paypiggie
>>500175061skill issue
>>500175096who the fuck plays on console
>>500175096qveen slay
If you get a suspension for chat you should have to complete a punishment of playing 30 games as tank before being allowed to play again.
>>500175701but that's the reason why I'm chat banned
>never respond if someone says EZ anymore, just report them >get this message about half the times I boot the game up
>>500176048btw "ez" is bannable offence
>>500169369Imagine putting Venture into a normal woman trance where you make her grow out her hair and make her wear dresses and skirts.
When we are both low and I hit Genji as he starts dashing, we both die. But if I am the Genji only I die. Fucking bullshit game, man.
>>500176389every time theres a widow on their team I know we're taking the L because they'll pick everyone offevery time theres a widow on my team I know we're taking the L because they do no damage
get sombra's dick out of your mouth
>>500177003girls don't have dicks
>>500177035I've seen the pictures.Many, many pictures.
>>500177172and I've seen pictures of ghosts, are you gonna say they are real too?
>>500177172i'd be ashamed to share this
you're no fun anymore /owg/
How do I git gud with Junkrat?
>>500177597ghosts ARE real, nigga
>>500178228If at first you don't succeed blow it up again
>>500177681There is nothing shameful about a big cock.
>>500178457how can ghosts be real if our eyes aren't real? retard
>>500171804>>500171950
>>500172526>alarm clock rings at 6AM every day>Zarya gets up from spooning you in your sleep (you're the little spoon)>starts her cardio session for the day (plapping you in the amazon position)>starts making Oats with skyr and bananas for you and her>does heavy lifting with you until noon>for lunch you cook a hearty meal for yourself and Zarya, consisting of chicken-lentil-stew with wild rice on the side>Zarya thanks you for the meal and gives you a smooch on the cheek while hugging you as strongly as she can without injuring you>go for a walk together because it's warm today (only -15°C)>after getting home you both take a bath and wash each other's backs, while Zarya praises you for having made some gains>eat eggs with broccoli for dinner while watching videos of Kyriakos Grizzly screaming after every lift>spoon in bed until you fall asleep>repeat
>>500179020zarya ugly
>>500179012why is Olivia stepping on someone's playmat
>>500154992>poor you, I want to wake you up :3Pretty sure I would be the one doing the waking up :^)>lovey...Dummy...>nope, not you and not your mercy.If you say so, your words mean the most to me>and I can't live without you :3You know I can't stop thinking about you... !>right and he's the counter to Orisa, but he's just stuck in his design from 2016 while heroes like Juno exist now.Yeah lol, it's really interesting how some heroes like Tracer have been super good since release without any real changes while some struggle to keep up even with constant changes and tweaks>uhm, I do think they fit halloween? I mean what else would you give mercy?I need to influence you more, I can't have you thinking putting on a tail and cat ears is a good Halloween costume... But they're fine, just a bit too professional looking?>Think till next year? lol Don't ask me, I didn't read anything about event.But you're supposed to know this...>Yea could always pull more I feel like, kinda hard because sometimes you pull that one mob more and you just die dunno. Probably a monk thing.It's also a dps check? The more you pull the more aoe damage you need? If the group isn't dead fast enough and you run out of cooldowns you just kind of die?Feral can do some really high damage against big groups which is fun>so is bastion we get our meta soon, and you're the best mercySurely, next season is our season :^)>don't say soon... tonight is so long away... I want you nowIs it soon now? :) I'm waiting!!
>>500178228just spam lol
>>500111343>for whatI'd be happy for even a husk of what made Overwatch 1 fun recreated in Overwatch 2. They were always shit at balancing though, evidenced by characters like Sigma, Brig, Orisa, and Ana being totally busted in the twilight years of overwatch 1. If they fail, I always have other games to enjoy a cohesive team experience like Natural Selection 2 or Battlefront 2 to enjoy.
How do people look at sigma and go "yeah he's balanced" i mean i don't mind since I play him
wtf is going on? in legit 16 out of 20 of these games i checked i am the best dps on my team but i cant win games. even having some retarded 50+ kill games, the matchmaking just broken for me?
>>500180347giga skill issue honestly
>>500180347Make a fresh account and try again, your current one has a bad seed
>>500180347>muh scoreboardYOU ARE WHERE YOU BELONG
>>500180642desu he's clearly not where he belongs
>>500180347>he's winning?>activate it
>>500180347do you dare post a few codes where you lost?
>>500180512This attitude is what's ruining the matchmaking.
>>500180347>repeating pattern 1 victory for every 5 lossesthe algorithm has determined this is what'll keep you engaged
>>500180848nah, my gamer name is linked to my online persona. just trust me when i say thsi has never happened.
>>500181421why is he still using a profile picture of him naked
>>500181421how about you fix the actual fucking game nigger
>>500178228watch aquamarine on youtube.
>>500181421nooooo you fuck, it's fun BECAUSE it's unbalanced garbage not to be taken seriously
>>500181783They probably have data that says kiriko has a 70% winrate or something
>>500181421I still haven't even tried it
>>500179720Hey love, welcome back, my everything, my best gamer>Pretty sure I would be the one doing the waking up :^)yea, I love sleeping too much, you would have to wake me up>Dummy...lovely...>If you say so, your words mean the most to meI do you're the best for me.>You know I can't stop thinking about you... !and I can stop thinking about you, so we're two>Yeah lol, it's really interesting how some heroes like Tracer have been super good since release without any real changes while some struggle to keep up even with constant changes and tweaksI guess some heroes are never allowed to drop out of the meta and some heroes are never allowed to be good for a long time.>I need to influence you more, I can't have you thinking putting on a tail and cat ears is a good Halloween costume... But they're fine, just a bit too professional looking?looks hot though, but yea, teach me :^). >But you're supposed to know this...uhm, no :P>It's also a dps check? The more you pull the more aoe damage you need? If the group isn't dead fast enough and you run out of cooldowns you just kind of die?Probably? I don't know how much you can kit. When I play m+ in legion/bfa you couldn't tank like I'm doing it. You had to kit more and hope you had aggro.>Feral can do some really high damage against big groups which is funYea, I can see that, looks fun and your dmg is good. Really need to get used to bigger pulls maybe respecc and use that aoe taunt totem on monk. I just dislike it. Like that's also a thing of our comb we need to think about, we're faster with trash but slower on bosses.>Surely, next season is our season :^)I feel like ever since season 10 we have been saying that, lol>Is it soon now? :) I'm waiting!!still forever away... Are you gaming already? If so, have fun! I want you and love you
>>500180642>scoreboard doesn't matternew silver shitter cope just dropped
>>500181843and genji 20% wr
>>500181907literally nothing wrong with that
>>500181987fuck you, I wanna play deflect build and win.
>>500181892t. moira/bastion main
>>500182043based department?
>>500181907still 20% too high
>>500182121bastion is shit against brig-bap metafaggotry.
can i one trick bastion?
>>500182760yes hes good
>>500180336I don't mind facing Sigma because I play Mauga.>>500181421It's a good mode to play when it's dark, it's so immersion breaking when I play the game and some maps have daytime.
>>500181421
>>500182760nerf bastion
>>500182861cue the widow nerf and the remaining dps playerbase quitting the game as well. but hey, 1 more tank slot soon wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>500182760No, you can only one trick Mercy, gayoy
>>500183281I'm the mercy healbotting his bastion
>>500183075they won't directly nerf widow in her mythic season.buff her counters maybe
>>500181860Hi again!! I don't know what character to make...>yea, I love sleeping too much, you would have to wake me upYou're safe, I'd let you sleep just not too long :^)>lovely...Dummy!>I do you're the best for me.I could be better though, you know swapping when we need a different support?>and I can stop thinking about you, so we're twoLike always!>I guess some heroes are never allowed to drop out of the meta and some heroes are never allowed to be good for a long time.There's just a few heroes that will never be bad unless their counters are buffed to hellMei still can't 1 shot Tracer btw, like make her icicle do 175 to the head already>looks hot though, but yea, teach me :^).I'd like it more if it looked like it was something she put together herselfTracer one isn't very good...>uhm, no :PUhm... yesBut we probably level tonight, if you want to that is>Yea, I can see that, looks fun and your dmg is good.It's weird because I'm kind of just hoping my big cooldown thing does a lot of those swipes The spell does like 15 random attacks and sometimes it can swipe multiple times which does a stupid amount of damage>Like that's also a thing of our comb we need to think about, we're faster with trash but slower on bosses.Yeah, my single target is bad sadlyNothing I can do unless I swap to balanced?>I feel like ever since season 10 we have been saying that, lolLet's hope they buff Bastion soon, not Mercy because I don't want to fight other people to play her :^)>still forever away... Are you gaming already? If so, have fun! I want you and love youNuh uh, soon! No gaming, doing a few things I forgot to do yesterday I love you too!
>>500181421it's because I need to do the stupid challenges
>>500181421Hell fucking yes, hoping for some minor dva nerfs and large kiriko and ashe nerfs, maybe soldier too.>>500181907He isn't that bad actually, deflect builds are great against rein and orisa, and the buildable 9 mini-crit shurikens on right click instantly delete any squishy at close range. Of course you don't get to enjoy him fully often because Ashe can just double tap you or throw infinite dynamites at you.
>>500183950>ashe/soldier nefsare you bronze, be honest
hanzo interactions>IS THAT. A MOTHER FLIPPIN. BOW&ARROW????????>y-yes now shut up i'm busy being gloomyillari interactions>HEY ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE INTI WARRIORS WITH SUN POWERS????????>y-yes now shut up i'm busy being gloomymauga interactions>god i'm so fucking RIPPED>can we get an actual tank please>(ignores) LOOK AT THESE GUNS (flexes)lw interactions>*flirts*>uhhhh aren't you wanted in like 20 countries
>>500182121>t. silver shitter
juno completely gutted (tranime collab over)sombra perma stealth reverted can now hack shoot and virus all from stealth and has no audio cues (no fun allowed)orisa fortify lasts 0.00001s longer (obligatory)pharah -25hp (i can't aim)
>>500184053I am talking about Junkenstein's Lab where Ashe can get up to +50% damage on scoped shots passively or +100% by charging hip fire shots, and Soldier has homing rockets that deal 60 burn damage over time, slow you down and spawn a biotic field at his location when they hit you.
>>500184313>juno completely gutted(you)
>>500181547You might be color blind dude
>>500184464how often are you going to have all of these upgrades for soldier though unless the game goes the whole 5 rounds and even then its highly unlikely, the homing rockets are legit the most fun thing in the whole mode ive been really enjoying them i hope they dont change them
>>500183657>Hi again!! I don't know what character to make...Hey there my love, uhm can't help you>You're safe, I'd let you sleep just not too long :^)I have a light sleep, would probably wake up when you wake up>Dummy!yours?>I could be better though, you know swapping when we need a different support?sure but you can play what you want.>Like always!yes, you stole my brain...>There's just a few heroes that will never be bad unless their counters are buffed to hellWhat counter does ana have :^)?>Mei still can't 1 shot Tracer btw, like make her icicle do 175 to the head alreadyYea, I'm in for that, poor Mei buff her.>I'd like it more if it looked like it was something she put together herselfHmm, it kinda fits her? I could totally see her wear that at a real Halloween party, lol.>Tracer one isn't very good...hmm, it's cute I like the eye patch and her haircut :P>Uhm... yesuhm... maybe>But we probably level tonight, if you want to that isSure, if you want?>It's weird because I'm kind of just hoping my big cooldown thing does a lot of those swipes What's the cooldown on that?>The spell does like 15 random attacks and sometimes it can swipe multiple times which does a stupid amount of damageoh, like no idea how druids works lol I'd imagine it's something like rouge>Yeah, my single target is bad sadlyYea can't have everything>Nothing I can do unless I swap to balanced?Probably? Not even sure if balance is better boss dmg.>Let's hope they buff Bastion soon, not Mercy because I don't want to fight other people to play her :^)Does that happen? Feels like everybody just picks juno immediately lol, 2bh bastion meta is also boring. >Nuh uh, soon! No gaming, doing a few things I forgot to do yesterday I love you too!you slacker, ok working out, see you soon love
>>500185534I didn't say soldier definitely needs nerfs, the homing rockets aren't a problem on their own but getting burn and slow too happens pretty often in rounds 4-5. Honestly, just removing the slow mutation and replacing it with something else would suffice.>the whole 5 roundsI'd say about 75% of my games go to round 4 and half of those or more continue to round 5. Excluding ~10% of matches where I leave in the first round because of a giant dva diff, crossplayer or a braindead mercy main on my team.
>>500185613>Hey there my love, uhm can't help youWorgen warrior it is! Wish there was a solid fur color though, why is there only mixed?>yours?Only mine>sure but you can play what you want.Maybe I've forgotten how to play the other supports?>yes, you stole my brain...Don't worry, I'm keeping it safe right here...>What counter does ana have :^)?Dive/rush comps but your team has to play together, something that rarely happens in our games oddly enoughLike I can tell when you and the tank play together because you two alone just press w into the enemy team>Yea, I'm in for that, poor Mei buff her.I think she should be a bit more of a threat to Tracer like she used to be>Hmm, it kinda fits her? I could totally see her wear that at a real Halloween party, lol.We'll see ingame... I also want that recolored witch skin...>hmm, it's cute I like the eye patch and her haircut :PIt reminds me of her mythic... but worse since I like her mythic>Sure, if you want?If you want I want>What's the cooldown on that?2 minutes>oh, like no idea how druids works lol I'd imagine it's something like rougeFeral is super simple, you just stack your dot on the enemiesAnd knowing you like to press a lot of buttons you'd probably not like it lol>Does that happen? Feels like everybody just picks juno immediately lol, 2bh bastion meta is also boring.Yeah it happens, some people also pick Mercy just to mess with meHe doesn't have to be meta, just a bit more of a common played heroRemember when he had that armor heal with his turret transformation? He wasn't meta then, just a lot tankier>you slacker, ok working out, see you soon loveNot slacking! Ok, see you very soon!
zoomers unronically talk like juno
zoomers unironically are from a different planet entirely
>>500188647I refuse to believe you. If you provide proof, I am gonna ignore it.
>>500188647yeah, but semi-ironically
>>500188647so fucking true I'm sick of zoomers going "Seize the sol" like they expect me to know what that means
>>500188647rent free
25+ year old boomers talk like Winston
>>500188983doing stupid stuff semi-ironically only leads to doing it unironically, just look at this general, board and website
>>500172526You can tell Zarya is very submissive in bed despite acting otherwise
i mean they put on that fake ass e girl voice
>>500189220fr fr ong no cap on a stack
>>500189157Hi there
>>500189220I know some girls irl who do this
>>500189583>he knows girls irlI hope they have dicks.
>play a game >Win some matches>Lose one>Immediately quit and stop playing for a few days>Come back>Lose the first game>Immediately quit and stop playing for a few days >Come back>Algorithm has now learned that I stop playing when I lose>Constantly gives me free victory matches so I stay engaged It's that easy desu senpai. Not sure why people complain about the MMR. Cheat the system lil bruh
>>500189960>>play a gamestopped reading here
>playing some qp for fun>pick juno>brig on my team ends up tripling my damage and healingi only died once and genuinely tried to pump out as much as i could. what the fuck?
>>500184097now do the kiriko
>>500189841And send them my way
>>500190037You must be 18 to use this site
>>500190224you must be under 18 to post a chad meme in current year + 9
Should i get the Toga skin with or without bundle?bundle is 700 more for an emote, victory pose, avatar (don't care for it), banner/name card, and voiceline
>>500190037literally built for torbjorn
>>500190162Brig is a beast this season don't feel too badYou're her support>>500190321 >No uCute, did your discord group tell you to post that?
>>500190390jamie can we get the ow1 torb widow butt webm please
>>500190404>Cute, did your discord group tell you to post that?yes, and we are all laughing at you>>500190476here you go, fampai
>>500190378Do you even watch MHADo you even care about some dumb anime skin that you'll wear for a week or two and then never again once they release the next "BIG NEW HOT ANIME COLLAB" or do you just want it because FOMO?ask yourself that shit first bro. Don't waste your money even on shit as frivolous as that
I don't know any girls but if I did I'd want them to behave and act just like Juno
>>500190632excellent, thank you
>>500190835this but Kiriko and correcting her behavior by raping her whenever she says something snarky
>>500191312you would go to prison and become anon ogundimu
>>500191312konichiwa
>>500190636I've never watched a second of it and bought the Juno skin.
>>500179020I wish I was short so I could be the little spoon
>>500191449oh wow you're actually gonna say that?
>>500191747kwab
>>500191916hai
>>500191747hank hill type beat kiriko won
>>500191747Me too, I always buy pink and girly skins
post yfw when you’ve been waiting for a match for minutes but you finally realize that you never pressed “Ready”
>>500191747Terrible
>>500192153kys hose
>>500192202I keep away from them because I don't want my team to bully me for it
kill all ball players.
Ashe killing my balls with her high heels.
>>500193776this but jq and pharah
>>500193776Me draining my balls in Ashe til she’s a mother
>Oasis >win first round easily>tank says in allchat that he needs to hurry up because he needs to take a shit>guy on the enemy team says "We got you, man">we get spawncamped by a D.va, Widow, and Ashe for two roundsDumbass cocky tankoid
>>500158591>eats a ton of food>has shit tasteBrie and blue that low while "american" ""cheese"" (it's not cheese, look at the manufacturing process) is at the top legitimately makes me sick. If you're going to be fat at least pay attention to what you're eating and use all that experience to develop taste.
>check my playtime>90% D.va this seasonI didn't think I played her that much
0-6 right now. cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdlyIH2DX60
>>500196543wanna lose together...?
>>500196670i just won one. gonna pretend i won all of them and log for now.
>>500190404What makes brig suddenly so good? Is it because d va/dive is everywhere?
>>500197323:(
>>500197323okay :(
>>500197605She's great at keeping the other support alive and acting as an off tank. As long as you protect your Juno and Tank your team is getting healed 24/7
new thread >>500198747
>>500057259>Kiriko spam filterlisthttps://pastebin.com/VXp7mUqG>Mercy spam filterlisthttps://pastebin.com/vB5D1i4XTr00n filter list
