i saved a tree today, that's all>Currently discussed servers:Turtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org/ (Vanilla+, New patch Soon)TBC5man - https://tbc5man.com/ (TBC content scaled down to 5man groups)Onyxia (Warmane) - https://www.warmane.com (Vanilla-Wotlk Progressive)ChromieCraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (Progressive Wotlk client, currently at TBC)Ascension - https://ascension.gg (Classless Realm, Wildcard Season Realm, CoA+Wrath Coming in 2025, CoA open beta in December, Wrath release in march, Bronzebeard V+ Server Alpha During this winter season)Athena - https://twinstar-wow.com (Cata)Everlook - https://everlook.org/ (Vanilla+)Ashbringer - https://wow.classic-plus.com/ (Classic+)Felmyst - https://www.felmyst.com/ (TBC no changes)>Upcoming serversProject Epoch - https://www.project-epoch.net (Vanilla+, Using TBC as Base)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (Legion)Wallcraft - https://www.wallcraft.org/ ("Vanilla+")Mistable 3 - https://stormforge.gg/en (Mop(+?))>Anon's Ass and Tiddies Mod (vanilla and wotlk only)Created by an anon, it gives bigger boobs and butts to pretty much every female in game.https://files.catbox.moe/8abias.zip>Bikini mod (vanilla only)Skimpier outfits for females.https://forum.turtle-wow.org/viewtopic.php?t=12307Reply to OP with upcoming server updates and news.Previous thread: >>499742252
tranny thread, play classic wow instead
elf butts
>>500095770We don't want to buy your gold for gdkps pajeet.
Turtlefaggots lost now that they aren't shitting up the OP anymore
>>500096680><Cute And Funny> - try whoing or ask around
We are playing in turtle if you want to join in, many anons are still in the leveling process but a few are in the 50-60 level range>Guilds you may join currently are:<Cats Eye Drama Club> - /w Asalys or who -g"Cats Eye Drama Club"<Cute And Funny> - try whoing or ask around<Full Moon Company> - old dead guild, if that's your thingYou may also /join basement to find other anons and some non-anons, just leave a message expressing what you want to do and don't be too shyIf anyone wants to have a dedicated in-game channel private to the thread please express your willingless. come up with a good name and join the channel
>>500096847I don't wanna namedrop the gm since i don't know if he's cool with that
just found out that there are guilds with dedicated in-game basesim joining one of those
>>500097660the bases are kind of lame if we're being honest
>>500098132no
>>500097660>>500098132lions pride has a cool one
>>500098265which zone is that
>>500098132scourge's one is comfy
>>500098345https://forum.turtle-wow.org/viewtopic.php?t=13429
>try Retail and Classic>feels like a singleplayer game, zero interaction, chat is either trade/service spam or dead silent>get fed up and try Ascension>starter areas are filled to the brim with jumping tards, just as it should be>chat is very active inbetween people shooting the shit in global, asking for help in newcomers, and the occasional LFG >I don't know how the fuck they did it but the game feels more responsive and lower latency than Blizzard servers, feels like I have sub-10 ping somehow>based only on the classic expansions with QoL like updated character models>picking your own abilities/archetypes looks hilariousDefinitely want to see what endgame is like, so far amazing first impression though
>>500098265Lions Pride is pretty cool just watch out for perverts in the bushesMurky Waters also has a cute one nestled alongside the road between Silverpine and Hillsbrad
Turtle WoW: Tower of Karazhan>Coming Nov 1st @anonymous Read more: https://forum.turtle-wow.org/viewtopic.php?t=15377<Pretend there's a bunch of lgbt and trans flag emojis down there>
>>500095193>>500099874
>>500096365>Turtlefaggots lost now that they aren't shitting up the OP anymore>>500095193>>Anon's Ass and Tiddies Mod (vanilla and wotlk only)>Created by an anon, it gives bigger boobs and butts to pretty much every female in game.>https://files.catbox.moe/8abias.zip>>Bikini mod (vanilla only)>Skimpier outfits for females.>https://forum.turtle-wow.org/viewtopic.php?t=12307/turtleg/ won.
What class should I play on Turtle
there's an CoA event on ascension go play it niggers
>>500100970shamen according to woyerchudswoyerchuds according to shamenwoyerchuds according to roguechudspala according to palasquit if magemelee hunter according to huntersdruids let themselves get abusedquit if warlockpriest according to priests
why are our guilds all split up...
>>500101740We're all in Full Moon Company
>>500099874Warrior 3.5 set is alliance-coded lmao. Fucking horde taking Ls after Ls on shennawow
>>500101740most anons joined cats eye drama club, fmc is the retirement club, ToT just got made
>>500101740some retard made a new guild instead of just asking the GM of the old guild if they could take over/invite and revive
>>500102623nah no one but a tiny minority wanted to use the old guild
>>500102941This. I want to help make a new guild, not fuck the corpse of a long dead one.
Goblin dicklets hunting for big booties.
>>500102079thats the paladin set you retard
So is Kara40 going to be for Naxx geared people?
>>500105452yes
>>500103879Be practical, the old one has a bank that cost 2k gold. I don't want the old baggage either but I don't think we have the funds for such a guild between us anons.
>>500105507I will get that druid tier if it kills me
>>500106241i thought cats eye got a free bank because they paid for a name change
Who do i whisper on turtle to get a guild invite ? ~
What happened to the Byron guy that was shilling the previous guild?
>>500108094meHas anyone figured why gchat becomes unusable? I can't find anything about it in turtlecord and only some anons here seem to get it, shit's weird
>>500108094whisper asalys>>500108582it's the same guild, he said he needed to take a few days irl to sort out some things but he seems to be busy since
>>500109445nvm, we figured it out
>>500108094Please beware of our requirements though.>we need to analyze the quality of your bussy so prepare a high resolution, unfiltered picture>you must be able to ERP with out officers at least 3 times a week and the average session lasts for about 2 hours
>>500111536stop
>>500111536>tfw i'm janny>tfw no bussy>tfw no erpfuck this gay earth
sorry i only show my body to domineering men
cute and funny... really? are we pedos now?
>now
Normal /wpsg/ guild when?
I'll be making one when the patch drops
>>500107031Yeah our's was free>>500106241>>500102623>>500101939Full Moon is dead and barren, most officers and staff gone, heck, I don't think the GM is even around anymore. This is why Cat Eyes was made, I think. Besides, when I popped here some weeks ago, no full mooners were to be found, the cat chaps adopted me and here I am here
hc lock what spec and prof?
Is there any good server that doesn't do cash shop stuff, or at least tries to not make it too intrusive? I bounced off of Ascension because of that.
>>500115508Always go engineering for hc
imagine the sort of narcissistic attention whore cretin constantly shilling FMC.
>>500117170warhorn was kind of weird yeah
>>500116863any thought on spec? should I take the survivability of demo vs aff? should I hop back and forth
Can I have hd models but with old night elf faces on turtle wow? Overall I’d rather have new models but the new femelf faces are ugly.
>>500116732Just play Torta or Tauri. Torta does have a in game cash shop, but if you don't click the icon, you will never notice it's there
>>500120082in short, no
>>500120082>Can I have HD models but without HD models?Not unless you are willing to edit the textures or whatever, in order for it to look good you'd need to recreate the old faces entirely
>>500112065Show me those fucking puffy nipples now.
>>5001062412k gold is nothing, especially on such an ancient server.
tell me more about THAT
>>500120082Just download the MoP models, they are the middle ground btw old wow and nu-wowt.anon who fapped to Sylvannas and Alex exposed tummies during Panda years
What happened to the guild with only new characters
>>500122976anon archive the idea iirc
>>500117170That would be Warhorn, what a faggot
>>500122976don't know how invested i'd be but guild or not i'd like to try Paladin again with a different spec when patch hits
>>500124569How about you play something that requires more than 40 IQ and the reaction time of a 100 years old.
>>500122098>elf>mask>coomer modtranny
>>500122191This sounds like a good compromise. Where can I download the patch for mop models?
Need a non tranny, non faggot, wpsg guild
>>500124734what class requires more than 40iq in banilla?
>>500124734because i'm a 300 year old 14°C temp IQ infinityboomer and my video games should have a response time window of 5-8 business daysalso it's fun
>>500125068impossible
>>500125068Never going to happen.
>>500125068Make a poll on whether the guild should have a poll to determine if trannies and/or faggots are allowed.
>More guild splitting nonsenseHoly fuck kill yourselves you dumb faggots
the cats guild sounds retarded as fuck, literal retarded nigger tier name
Splitting the guild is a smart idea when the guild is full of cancerous tumors like Sylma.
Alright, maybe faggots aren't allowed. Trannies could still be on the table though.
>>500125487o-okayhttps://strawpoll.com/bVg8B4091yY
>>500125729It honestly sounds like something a tranny would come up with, possibly because one did come up with the name.
>>500096990>Try to whisper Asalys>Never fucking onAt least the other newfag retard shilling a guild here actually played the game
>>500125757Spoonfeed me on Sylma
>>500125935>>500125926Just going to join one of the guilds with a base I can teleport to and has a guild bank while not having a retard name that the only reason to join is "b-but it has a guild bank"
enough with the samefagging!
>>500125935>Troon character name>Troon guild name
>>500126136None of the /wpsg/ guilds will ever have a guild base.
>>500126289Not joining your cat faggot club
i'm joining cute and funny
>>500126487Troons are neither cute or funny. In fact they're not even women.
>>500126136Honestly you're a massive retard if you don't join one of the guilds with a base, especially while leveling up.
Troll or Tauren Shaman
>>500125627That's what happens when there's nothing but unfunny tranny named guilds in the OP.
>>500111536groomer ass guild, just another example of how the people that play TurtleWoW from here post all cutesy while actually trying to lure underage guys. I'm just going to assume anyone in your tranny guild is a pedophile
Damn you guys are spicy as fuck.If you want to make a new guild make a new guild. Otherwise quit crying.
>>500122098>>500108094Groomer behavior, fucking pedophile creep
>>500127113>>500127296bro you're on 4chan what did you expect
>>500126643im already troll so tauren
>>500125935Not surprised the GM doesn't even log in, why the hell would I join this shit. I just looked up the guild name in the archive and it's a bunch of faggot posts linked to this guild from past wpsg threads. The retard will probably never log in to actually play, just needs to be in control like a nigger
>>500127113You know that actually is a grooming tactic right there. Groomers use "jokes" as a way to "safely" put an idea on the table. "Haha, wouldn't it be crazy if you sent me a picture of your butt? Haha!" The idea is that it's a lot less intimidating as a joke, and also if they get called out on it, the groomer can backpedal and go "oh it was just a joke." But ultimately even if they only plant the idea in their victim's head, that's a "win" for them.
>>500126643Trolls look way better in shaman kilts.
>>500127582he's literally on right now, you absolute sperg
>>500096990>groomer guild>pedophile guild>dead guildGrim
>>500125935I've been idling a lot to handle the rename of the guild and i just dinged to 60. The instructions are clear on what you can or should do if you can't find me so this is downright retarded
Is this the /v/ samefag again? Did he got tired of getting no replies for his bot serb shill or something?But aye, Cat's guild is quite barren atm but ppl do talk time to time, Byron is the actual GM though and he's taking a break. Saw Asa only once and I think he's barely active on discord too, no clue where the "being in control" thingy came out.Honestly there is some much /pol/ lingo here or what seems to be normie larping as a /pol/tards anyway, that it looks like the thread got filled with secondaries out of sudden. Did any shithole vanilla serb died recently or what?
>uh oh someone is finally calling out my over sexualized groomer posts
>>500106241Guild banks aren't useful early on. What happens typically is that they become cluttered with useless junk until someone AHs it all. And if you have people leveling up, it's better to have them AHing their own stuff so they can afford stuff like spells and mounts and gear. Guild banks are only really useful if you're raiding, and if you're raiding, your guild can afford the 2,000 gold pieces.
>>500127916People got tired of 30 year old men posting their night elves to lure younger men into whispers. That Sylma retard already got caught being extra creepy. In the pedophilia sense
>>500127582>those threads in the archiveYup, I knew it was a troon fest>>500127817>>500127892kys nigger
>>500128437>fat retard couldn't spell the name right and is asshurt about getting called outlmao stupid fucking faggot, stay guildless
>>500128336I'm not surprised the tranny who spams images of his character's butt while using a coomer mod to make the butt bigger and makes all kinds of depraved sex """jokes""" about fucking animals or whatever is also an absolute nonce trying to lure the little kiddies into his windowless van with candy.
>>500126487Pedophile
>>500129005THE PIXELS ARE REAL LIVING BREATHING PEOPLE BRO
Isn't this whole thread just filled with 30-40 dudes who couldn't get over today MMO standards?Thought I was the only living fossil here..
>>500129140/wpsg/ anons are either 40 year old dadgamers or 20/30 year old trannies.
>>500129486Hey i'm not a tranny!!
Surprised you guys are so worked up about grooming when there's nothing to groom in this game. Aren't all 16 year olds busy jerking off to Nikke girls or Fortnite ass
>>500129883Not joining trooned faggot club
>heh why would you care about pedos you aren't a child
>>500130063>tranny obsessed redditoryou weren't invited in the first place, faggot
>>500129492Cute Etna
>>500130143Nta but1) Everyone in this thread is invited to join.2) Reddit loves trannies.3) Anons wouldn't talk about you trannies in these threads if you actually behaved like a human and not some horny animal in heat.
>>500130336no, not everyone is welcome. why the fuck would you want a tranny obsessed redditor in the guild? they have no interest in actually playing the game
>no you aren't allowed to join if you call out the groomers and trannies nigger guild
>no you aren't allowed to suck and fuck chucksneed guild
>>500130813Every anon is welcome in the guild. Even you.
sylma seems based and helpful t b h
>>500134242That's how troons and other assorted cluster B demons start grooming you.
>>500134358you're just salty i got a stack of lesser healing potions
>>500134635More like a stack of HRT potions.
you can ride the turtle on the water.
>>500135628You can ride any mount in water. Used to be only the turtle but that made the turtle the best mount.
>>500135835>swimming horse skeletonwhat did shenna mean by this?
tfw no coy naked skinny gf to make farm herbs and pocket heal me in bgswhy even live
>>500134242Yeah real nice of him to abandon the guild he created without even a word.
Big, strong nelf to tease my weak helf...
I'll join The cats eye club but only if it has handsome men
The High Elf zones certainly were.
I'm on fence between fem goblin or fem dwarf for my hunter
>>500144836That is a real Sophie's choice.
>>500144572no fuck off faggot
okay turtletranniesonly 4 days leftpatch when
>>500146162>>500099874in 4 days anon try to keep up
I'm curious what the new customization options will look like.
>>500144620you two free?
>>500147314Free for what?
>>500148143forget it
join <Cats Eye Drama Club>
>>500126089Won't let the guild run a train on her.
>>500129486>tfw 32-year-old dadgamer who loves trannies
>>500144572you will get mostly faggots playing as fem characters and the odd goblin and you'll like it
tsisters we won
got a new laptop and downloaded turtle and tbc clients, both stutter like crazy wtf? its an intel lenovo loq with 4060 this shouldnt be happening. anyone got an ez fix?
>>500155535What's the difference? trannies *ARE* fags
>>500156838one is more mentally ill than the other
>>500156627https://github.com/hannesmann/vanillafixesfor tbc some servers may let you use the classic client
>>500156838Squares and rectangles. Every tranny is a fag but not every fag is a tranny
>>500154875What's the point of joining the guild then?
>>500155175>ou will get mostly faggots playing as fem characters and the odd goblin and you'll like itDo the Goblins top?
is turtle fun? just got fired and am not gonna get another job for a few months so i need something to do
Can't bring myself to level my 51 druid to 60....
>>500159228get rested exp and spam dunjins
>>500158593Give it a try and see, it's not like you have to go to work or anything.
>>500159228im at lv 42 on my druid and im so tired of levelling rnlfg takes forever so i cant just spam dungeons and people quit after 1 run
this is why you heal/tank and find yourself someone else that does it too
>>500144620UNF
Any of you anons get a char to 60 then start leveling an alt immediately while you occasionally do dungs and after pugs to gear your previous 60?
>>500160737No because I have a life outside wow pservers.
>>500158436The goblins top, yes, but only if you know your place.
Hogger if he wasn't fucking around
>>500160737I'm about to start doing that just so I can try out another class
>>500159228i always stop in the 40's. quests start to get too spread out and the dungeons and zones just stop doing it for me around that point.
>>500163392ye my quest count rn is like 760 and im only lv 42only grey area quests i can do rn r like arathi and southshore
>>500163392You can start leveling in gilneas at 40-42 which is tightly packed with quests and has easy access to a dungeon, you can supplement some quests with stv early on too or mixup with tanaris until you can start questing in searing gorge, ungoro, telabim and felwood
Why is half the guild playing heal sissy classes?
>>500165046Want me to log on and you can service my prot warrior goblin dicklet?
>>500165046I'm waiting on new patch to start leveling my rogue and be a dpslut 3:
>>500165046because we want it up the butt
>>500161127Need an anon fren like that..
What are the least played classes? I need to be a special snowflake.
>>500164398yeah i typically do that on turtle. the problem is the content isn't something i enjoy. having searing gorge, ungoro, felwood, mauradon, st, brd, and dm as the "carrot" urging forward just makes me want to roll a new character. i'm an outlier most likely but i've never been a fan of those dungeons or those zones. they just rub me the wrong way.
>>500165941Shamans and warlocks
>>500166176shaman it is then
>>500165941Druid
Trying Ascension for the first time, is alliance or horde more active?
>>500165941I think it was shaman or druid always in all realms because of race restrictions
>>500166872if you let me cum to that pic i'll tell you
>high elfs at 14% despite being a later addition>gobbos at 3%gobbos were a mistake
>>500167056post trib in thread after you do
>>500167113We can't stop wining, human-woyer-bros!
>>500167113basically if you don't play a humie, helf, or nelf, you're are a bozo and need to take a shower
>>500167234They should've made goblins neutral or some shit, I'm not playing horde.
>>500167234Should have gave them more classes
>>500167113so male goblin warlock is the rarest combo you can pick?
>>500169268take a statistics class
>>500169442explain without plotholes
>>500169442
>>500169698you can only multiply percentages if they're independent, meaning the probability of one doesn't effect the probability of the otherfor example if the probability that a person is a man is 50%, and the probability that a person is a tranny is 10%, then you can't assume that 5% of people are male trannies because the variables are related; in reality, much more than 50% of trannies are male
Which classes are the most sought after in Turtle regarding dungs/raids?
>>500170936warrior tanks for dungeonshavent done raids yet
>>500170936anything that can heal and tank for dungeons
>>500170936play warrioryou sound braindead enough
>>500171129>>500171243>>500171286Ok warrior it is, what race, sex, appearance and RP personality (no erp) do I pick?Generate my character for me 4chinks
>>500170936For dungeons tanks and then healers, for raids probably healers. And any tank is good, palas are probably even better than warriors for dungeons, also easier.
>>500171439goblin, male, warrior, jewelcrafting, engineering, become a merchant
>>500171439#1
>>500170596I realized after my post that it wouldn't work because not every race has the same available classes after assuming class distribution would remain somewhat the same for every race but I'm thinking now that people in general might prefer certain races for specific classes and not just because of racials which makes the whole guessing pointless. This does help clear it up so thanks for that
>>500172118The fuck's a zugling?
>>500172582https://youtube.com/watch?v=XqQ_IfaojFQ&pp=ygUGenVnIFVn
So what's stopping me from rolling on something 'reserved'?What authority does someone have to say "this is mine, you can't have it"?
>>500172935Social ostrizicization more than anything.
>>500171545I think shaman tanks are going to be extremely good dungeon tanks. They were already decent, if a little bogged down by mana issues and mitigation. They're just so easy to hold threat with and bring a ton of utility. Just get the Waters of Vision from barrens, use that on cooldown and you're good to go. After the patch though it'll be completely different. Water shield while leveling and Rockbiter giving a threat boost to everything is going to be crazy.
>>500172935If you don't like a group's conditions you're free to find another group or make your own, there's no such "authority" at play
>>500172118>no anon erp partner that even gets close to this whorishnessThe search for a turdle hotwife continues...
>>500173780/wowg/ orcposters are creative
>>500173334The new changes sound fun, might roll one just to try tanking, not very happy about playing horde tho.
>decide to do my thrice a year check of 4chan to see if any new servers have come up or are worth playing>see Ashbringer Classic Plus>download and check it out>6 players online>uninstall>see turtle is still big but it's constantly being hacked with malware sent to it's users and you have to create vulnerabilities so windows doesn't see even the legitimate program as a non-virus>all other servers listed are 2late2play or not out yetHeard a rumor that Retail Chinese servers are coming soon which means no more ni hao so thought I'd check but this entire scene is currently beat down harder than an Irish wife. See you folks in March 2025 I reckon.
you all are too degeneratei liked it better when we were talking about kissing and holding hands and maybe cuddling and frotting
I wanna romance a troll female with a young human male paladin. Is this achievable natty?
>>500174659No.
>>500174659There's one femtroll anon that RPs
holy paladin talents are so good now you don't have enough points to put into other threes for nice things
is there an overview of what the effect on balance all the class changes will have so i can steal someone else's opinions? i'm too lazy to think for myself
>>500175963here u gohttps://youtube.com/watch?v=1qPswaU7yg8&pp=ygUUdHVydGxlIGNsYXNzIGNoYW5nZXM%3D
>>500174537>i liked it better when we were talking about kissing and holding hands and maybe cuddling and frottingWe could sit at the beach and talk about pleasant memories if you'd like
>>500175796>non-offensive holy shockT_T
Anyone online in Cats eye who can invite to the guild at the moment?
>>500175153Who?
>>500177190i'm on now (asalys)
>>500174001>wears a diaper because her asshole is permanently prolapsedWhy was I curious? Why did I decide to read this knowing damn well it was gonna be the worst shit I'd read today?
the Devilsaur Eye seems like the best all-around?i imagine it will be even better when the patch hits
I hit 60 what now
>>500180352prebis attunements raids pvplevel another characterjerk off
>>500180352What do you mean? Now you can finally play the game.
>>500180352do it again
>>500167113Why is that goblin icon so cute, but in-game they're a monstrosity?
>>500170564>PandarenYeah, I'm not gonna worry about AI. lmao
>>500125052the mop models are the same as the vanilla models, they added a few hairstyles and stuff along the way but they didnt change character models (except druid forms) until WoD
>>500186380>it understood the question>solved the question>gave wrong answers because it isn't trained with turtle wow data>still knew it wasn't one of the original racesThe only thing wrong here is that it didn't know what each of the class symbols represented, even though it has data on them all
>>500170564Less clueless than the average player.
For me, it's the official /wpsg/ guild on November 1st
>>500191392Will there be cockhungry trannies who treat FUBs like kings?
>Getting worried about farming gear for raid>Remember that Classic is a fucking dogshit game especially with the custom changes added to the server that'll get worse next patch, plus most raiders already being fully decked out in gear that I can slack behind a bit in raid and still get dropsSaved myself an hour of farming remembering this
Still a guild in Turtle?
reminder that the official wpsg guild is <Dairy Tales>
>>500195165Do I have to be a tauren?
>>500186094female gobbos are surprisingly cute, it's same deal with trolls where the females got the kinder hand
first reply will name my raptor. I'm a troll male hunter
>>500195379BrapSniffer
>>500195258not needed, just beware in case your character is a female
>>500169268Not necessarily. It could be possible that Warlock, despite being the least popular class on Turtle Wow, isn't the least popular class for Goblins. If there's more Goblin Warlocks than, say, Goblin Mages, then Goblin Warlocks can't be the rarest combination. But that also doesn't mean it's automatically Goblin Somethings that are the rarest combo, because it's possible another race has an even rarer combo. Maybe Gnome Hunters are more rare since they're an unpopular race and that combo was introduced way later than Goblins.You basically have no way of knowing what is or isn't the least popular race/class combination with just the data in >>500167113. You basically need the population data broken down for each combo.
Here's the link to a groomer guild on Turtle WoW's Discord https://discord.gg/mHw2QnWx
>>500198423thanks dad
>>500172118me on the right
>>500170936from 1-59 tanks and healers are needed badly for all instances, they are always the last to queue / DPS are always waiting on them to join.
>>500195538why?
>>500195514DoneEdit: wtf 15minute wait to post here
>>500195165The GM of that guild doesn't even know that this place exist.
>>500199986He's playing dumb
>>500186094Female gobbos have roundish faces, larger eyes, smaller ears and you know, they have actual hairstyles instead of coomer patches of fur on their faces.It's as the anon said, the female variant is built to look cuter, same as how female trolls have better faces, hair and don't have gamer postures. The only undubitable uggos in the female gauntlet are Female Orcs and Undead, since they are uggos no matter what
>tank throws a fit because I don't top him off every millisecond even though he's never dropped under half health >tank gets pissed if I dps at all>tank doesn't wait for mana >HEALER????Why are they such prima donnas bro
>>500200497>inb4 Zugmaster
>>500099874I take Ascension's Lower Kara over Turdel's Lower Kara, really that fucking dungeon outside the assinine shit on mythic difficulty is smoother than less retarded than turdle's lower kara.>>500105452Naxx alone in that shitty server killed and filtered a lot of guilds outside the mafia, even my late frens guild had issues after i quit before they killed KT.This will backfire badly because it will be another 1% Shenna's simps only raid.
I wish I could Zug Zug all over this anon
>>500163392Barrens is too good and I love it. But consequently I get seriously bored after level 35ish. I think the game falls off hard. Once you stop getting race specific quests with nice lore that feel like they matter for your home town. Once the class quests dry up. It feels aimless and unsatisfying I get they want you to transition into being this mercenary adventurer but all the quests from then feel kind of perfunctory.I liked going to desolace but I didn't really find a breadcrumb to go there and I tapped out with the tedious centaur rep stuff. Also I find eastern kingdoms kind of boring. I like Kalimdor way more
>>500120082>>500122191Just find the new model's face textures and use photoshop to edit the old faces on top of it.
>>500200817Wdym anon? People are doing Naxx left and right nowadays, are you perhaps confusing something? It's a Ice Res check dg, or just vanilla maxx it
I wish the Tauren druid forms were less phoned in. They should be actual Barrens animals rather than copying the night elf skeletons. Bear with herbs. Wyvern without wings. What were they thinking
>>500201305They were thinking that druid should have been a male night elf only class and everything beyond that is an afterthought
>>500202209I honestly think they should have stuck to that
>>500199687>playing paladinThat's a mental illness unto itself.
can i join teh guild >.<
>>500204382maybe
>get asked to rez as a non healer >didn't buy that spell I'm poor. I don't buy any spell that's not in my spec.
>>500205336anon you only have to buy rez once if you're that cheapo
>>500205336rank 1 rez costs like 10s tops, but thanks for admitting to being a shitter
>>500205110logged off now... maybe tomorrow i can muster the courage to whisper someone...
>>500205472>>500205559The money isn't for me. You wouldn't get it.
>want to play another character>realize I would need to level more SnS characters for points for big bags
>>500205782j-just say hi a-anon
>The longer the kobolds are left unmolestedSay no more.
>have to wait a month for mistblade 3
Glad someone finally called out the groomers
>>500207959Did they learn the lesson and make 3 PvE with xfaction or is going to be yet another 80% horde server?
>>500208141I just want a normal guild. I had to leave the new one because they just started erping and being weird in guild chat. Just a culture difference. Its not my thing and I don't want to read it
>>500209064Thats pretty much what every rp server eventually devolves into
>>500201026But they never fully commit, it'd be cool if you could make some large sacrifice like opting out of PVP in favor of being neutral and grouping with the opposing faction or something.I mean if Blizzard wasn't retarded.I think you finally figured out why I don't like doing high level shit too.Barrens is alright, and fun, Silverpine is cool.Loch Modan is Comfy, and Westfall has a special place in my heart.But as you venture out and all you come across Goblin tradeposts, it loses any zest it had, why are goblins the De Facto neutral race, I guess you are just working for money at that point so it truly doesn't matter.
Just wait until November 1st for the real /wpsg/ guild to be made
>>500209064Post pics.
>>500209064never happened
>>500196062>tfw no one to call me cute>>500206280Slow and Steady is Fun and Friendly doe
November 1st.<Back in OP>
Finishing the high elf starting zone and then just being dropped off in darkshore feels like shit and doesn't even make sense. That's a long ass nonsensical boat ride lorewise. I hope turtle wow can develop north of Eastern plaguelands and do Silvermoon city and eversong as a continuation of the current high elf starter stuff. Just make it a harsher zone than it is in TBC with it getting higher level the more north you go and include an endgame raid or two there to keep it alive.
>>500201030That's not how texture-wrapping works you ignorant faggot. The position and orientation of face assets is completely different between HD and OG versions, if you look at the textures as images.
>>500210186You gonna suck my small cock, or what?
>>500210094It genuinely did. There's that guy who ends every sentence in ellipses. They were talking about gooning and fucking each other. Its just not what I want to read.
>>500208978I wish they just did warmode to me its the ideal solution
>>500210620>doesn't solve anything>doesn't promote pvp
>>500210331OFC it is faglord, hence why you need to tile all face textures and edit by scratchBlame Blizzard and their retarded method of tiling textures instead of using once single image as warcraft 3 or morrowind, even the nelf race merged the 2/3 stripes the faces had into one.
>>500210775>pvp is now optional>you are incentivized to turn on pvp >doesnt solve anything
>>500210443No one does that in the guild, you didn't join dairy tales or did you?
>>500210620>>500210925>bonus XP for the hordeGenius idea.
>>500210775most people of opposite factions just ignore each other anyway, who gives a shit about pvp?
>>500210892i'm impressed how efficient this texture is
>>500210925>pvp is now optionalWhich is retarded to begin with. It has to be all or nothing for it to work.>you are incentivized to turn on pvpWrong incentives (like exp boost) which attract the whole kind of players (pvp haters who just want to level faster).Warmode has never worked anywhere and it's a lazy bandaid solution that doesn't solve anything. It's even worse on turtle because if you use warmode you're just spreading your asshole to pvp flag abusers who aren't in warmode.
>>500211297>>500211410alliance rp clittys havent changed in 20 years
>>500210113cute...
>>500211401this is from the morrowind nelf mod, which also uses the head mesh too, but instead of being divided into 3/4 tiles of the same texture even to divide the nose and head, it is >pic.Also i was working on updating the old face textures with the HD ones mixed with refunded, which miraculously worked.
>clittys
I'm both the ERP hater and enjoyer ITT I just change my stance to get replies
>>500211915>I'm retarded and a self-hating homosexualIt checks.
Do orcs still make the best warriors for horde if I want to minmax? Also seems like they'd be good mages now since blood fury applies to spells now.
really want to find a stinky orc for my nelfie
>>500212784Yes it makes all the alliance boys rub their clits in excitement when they see a big orc warrior, its a hidden racial on rp servers
started on turtle, is there a list of all the new zones and their level brackets?
>>500207959I haven't played MoP since Warmane launched their MoP server in 2015/2016, my body is fucking ready.
>>500212965i want a stinky orc (female) for my gobbo (male)
>>500211980>>500212265
i have a filthy orc rogue i was going to level
>>500125920>50/50Shocking
How hard is it to find tanks for dungeons?
he's big...
Which one of you clowns is zugmaster?
>>500213551Do you have a cute clitty you'd like to show us?
I just bought jade leggings and now im poor again
>>500214679LMAO what did he do?
New Ascension season WHEN? This shit is so much fun when it's fresh. I don't give a fuck about TBC and everyone, including myself, already has perfect rolled builds at this point anyway.
>>500212075Also to claim that it isn't bullshitHere is Ascension's HD models which are the same ol HD models from Legion and onwards outside hair as every server that uses it, including turdel.If anyone have the original vanilla head models textures, you can simply mirror them and edit on top of it
>>500214246Hard, because Warrior, Paladin, Druid, and Shaman players are fucking pussy faggots who would rather sit in a queue and in LFG channel for 1hour+ than actually learn how to play the fucking game.
>>500214451he just walked by my you werent kidding
>>500215978How many nelf bitches can I pull as an Orc Warrior tank?
>>500215923Here is the top of the head, again it isn't hard for anyone here to try it out, but is tedious if anyone is autistic enough to go with it.If you do it, You will be hailed as the most based modder in WoW for merging Classic with HD.>>500215581The CoA 1-30 Beta and feedback is going RN, and Elune is now on Tier 4 area, Area52 isnt the slot machine gatcha hell that is the seasonal realm, but still pvp is a pain because of a few autistic individuals doing it full on Season 4 PVP and minmaxed to oblivion due to Arcanist and heal builds, and tons of resilience.PVE on the other hand, is great, also the manastorm faggotry is useless there outside being a weak gold farm method, because everyone is getting filtered by lvl 150 due to a certain boss.As for Bronzebeard, it will be accessible this winter.there is a ton of stuff happening behind the scenes per mcdoubles since he is part of one of the custom realm crews.The team working on bronzebeard seems to have also some of the lordaeron guys in it too
>>500210274The future plans mention Ghostlands and Zul'Aman
>>500216926Their Ghostlands and Zul Aman are 100% to be sure to be shitif they haven't either made Northeron peaks where Twilight highlands is, those 2 zones wont be out either.
>>500213124There aren't a ton of full new zones, but there are a bunch of new subzones/questhubs in existing zones. The fully new zones are basically just the High Elf and Goblin starting zones (1-10), Gilneas (40-45), Lapidis and Gillijim's Isle (50-60), and Hyjal (58+)
>>500216660Everysingleone of them
>>500215978free respecs would completely remove this issue
>>500217980lol there's no way you actually believe this
Are there /wpsg/ Horde guilds?
>>500217980It has literally nothing to do with respecs. Warriors have 0 excuse not to tank. Protection is a meme until raids. If you can't tank as a Warrior in 5-man dungeons regardless your talents, you shouldn't play the fucking class.Feral Druids have a similar issue. "I'm a cat though". No, you stupid fucking faggot, you're Feral. You have almost the exact same gear (Agi, Strength, maybe some Stam). You have 90% of your fucking talents that overlap and benefit both forms. If you can't tank as a Feral Druid, roll a Resto instead.You could make an argument for Paladins and Shamans, maybe, but honestly tanking has so much less to do with talents and more to do with actual fucking player talent. Wake up.
>>500218939<Elf Prolapse><gnome rapers><WORGEN HUNTER><Big Hordie><Greenshakers><Pillage The Village><just jokin>take ur pic
>people doom posting over upcoming patchIs it really that bad?
>>500217980>implying these dumbshits terrified of responsibility would spec to tank even with free respecsYou can't be this stupid.
I want to play a healer, which one is fun?
>>500219859Which server?
>>500219964Turtle
Issue with tanking is that while leveling its fucking great b ut when you're max level and looking for a raid spot most guilds already have their tanks in lineI also do not want to be a copy pasted fury nigger in a clown suit. I'm already playing a rogue
wtf i love banilla now
>>500220254Her fat fucking cock?
>>500220023That depends on how you want to heal. Looking at the upcoming changes, seems like>Paladin: Melee combat heals>Druid: HoT stacking and popping trees>Shamans: AoE healers>Priests: Focus on single target heals, versatile and potent in a little of all forms of heals
>>500220614Does it look like priests will be more interesting to level with the changes, i.e. less wanding?
>>500220795Looks like wand will mostly be a filler / mana restore thing now. Maybe Smite spec will be more viable, don't know until we see it hit the ground.
>>500220181But fury warriors are the biggest chads in the game
>>500220967>patches your fury warrior>you now stab yourself in the face when you use bloodthirst>"Here's your Fury Warr bro"
>>500220610
>>500221101kino
>>500221101Sounds pretty Chad to me
>Holy Shock>"Can no longer target enemies."what the FUCK
>>500221101>bloodthirst can proc enrage now
>>500220254>>500221102Sounds like she needs some Big Orc Cock
>>500222057then you better go find one
>>500222010its an amazing change, only fucking retards (aka your average brown dpsnigger) think warriors are getting shafted
>>500222057>Sounds like she needs some Big Orc Cock
>>500221596only time will tell
>>500222010>>500222150>we want a vanilla+ experience where all classes and specs can shine>but we will buff the most broken dps spec in the gameturtle devs are retarded
If some random guy whispered you and offered to become your slave would you accept it?
>>500220181This is why I stopped playing my tank and hopped on a healer instead. It's so lame going from tanking dungeons to being melee dps #9 competing for loot with everyone else.
>>500222150only retards are complaining about pve but cooldown on hamstring is absolutely fucking over warriors in pvp
>>500222057She's a black dragon you idiot!
https://talents.turtle-wow.org/warrior>Defensive Tacticswhat kind of stupid shit is this? who the fuck needs to switch out of defensive stance as a tank, other than maybe for an intercept? who wouldn't go right back into defensive afterwards? who is this talent for?
>>500222454They also completely killed pvp rogue (it was already half dead) by destroying hemo.
>>500219383Bear sucks in low level dungeons, its pretty good at like mid 30 or once you get some blues but its still missing so much that warrior has, contrarily its better in raids than most people think
>>500222454oh noanyway...
>>500222578Nobody tanks as prot so it's a moot complaint.
>>500222578You generate more threat by forgoing defensive stance
>>500222578>i have never played a warrior beforeaside from gaining the other benefits of being in difference stances, whirlwind, pummel, mocking blow, hamstring, intercept, zerker rage are all pretty good skills to have access to
>>500222578>you retain 50/100/150% of defensive stance's threat while in battle/zerker stanceMORE threat than defensive stance WITHOUT the dps reduction is BAD?The real question is if this is finally enough to rival furyprot's threatgen.
>>500222448Top the chartsOff tankSuck off the GM and officersBoom, now you're the top brownie
>>500221596shockadin isn't a real spec and you will never be a real woman. the time of retribution is here and no dress wearing troonadin will be spared
>>500222578WELCOME TO DRAGUNOVICRAFTAka every class sucks because "IT IS VANILLA"
>>500221102>no porn of her in human formHorrendous
>>500223363this seems more like the sort of retail fantasy faggy shit tawny or ugo would have come up with
Need a nelfie to abuse my helf so bad..
HOW THE FUCK DO I MAKE GOLD
waiting on patch to abuse helfies...
>>500223857hah if only, that'd be a massive improvement over what they're doing which is doing retarded changes nobody asked for while still keeping warrior at the top of the food chain
>>500224360classic chink farming methods
>>500211245No I'm talks about cat drama club. Its fine its just not for me. But it genuinely was happening. And most of the people with the porn mods also seem to be in that guild. Its just a culture difference.
>>500224425>warrior at the top of the food chainThat's exactly where we belong though
>>500224360ERP as a goblin female
>>500223686are you 12 and dont know how to find porn outside of onlyfans?
>>500224762There was some talk about gooning initiated by someone who left shortly after to make a new guild but i've not seen anyone erp in gchat or do ... and ...
How does gearing work with druidDo feral druids even need armor or weapons when leveling and doing dungeons
>>500225223You just focus on str/agi/sta/armor and crit/hit.
>>500225097It was happening every time I was on. I'm not trying to do some schizo drama thing. They can keep on since they outnumbered me. I'll just stay guildless I think.
>>500225386Can I be naked and do alright
>>500225223For levelling agi and stam are king and allow you to tank or dos easily, weapons don't really matter other than stats. You'll see some give AP in feral form and very rarely weapons have armour (Bears get bonus armour so this is very handy)I levelled in restospec with a mishmash of int and agi gear and it was pretty smooth, obviously levelling as feral is a better idea though
>>500224425>dps class that only starts not feeling like shit when geared for second to last raid>no utility outside of being able to tank if you spend 2 months sucking up tank items>requires a designated support class in the group to have enough rage for rotation>worst at gold farming>worst at soloing anything>worst at gathering>raped to death by everyone except rogues in pvpHow fucking DARE they be good at dps(under the perfect conditions)
>>500225807now that's a massive l2p issue lmao
>>500225507name them or you're full of shit
Best race/class for resource subbies?
>>500225974I'm just not going to do that man. I don't do drama stuff.
>>500225507I musn't have been on at the same time or i see things differently it but that's cool
>>500225807>the absolute best class in the game is playing victimTruly the nigger of classes, even the name is brown.
>>500224210don't we all
>>500225097Must be a euro thing as there's been no real talk like that before whenever I'm on >>500225672Not really, read what your forms actually do and see why you'd be leaving yourself without AP, armour or health in any form
Is playing healer the ultimate cuckoldry?
>>500225884Yeye because I'm the one complaining about the one class that has to actually compete for raid slots instead of getting in purely based on having utility, buffs or debuffs
>>500226468yeah and it's kinda hot.
>>500226043>i don't do drama stuff>unless its making up bullshit to cause drama for a game i don't play
>>500226468play healer at A52 in ascension and everyone will be sucking your cock and beg to be fucked by your healing cunt on PvE and PVP, mainly the later because this shit is unkillable as TBC druids
Testing if holy with no redoubt can tank this crap
>>500226468playing rogue is>>500226526rogue has neither dps nor utility to compete with warrior
>>500226583I said my piece. I really don't know what you want from me. I'm not doing that kind of thing. I truly am being sincere. I am not trying to offend anyone. But if someone else shares my viewpoint they may run into the same frustration being part of the guild.
>>500226682one hand you have normal rogues, complete pussy faggots, and on the others absolute madlads dodge tanking
>>500225807Arms warrior is still good in pvp
ultimate sign of a bottom bitch
>>500226682>rogue>no utilityRead the patch notes mate come on
>>500226960*Crushes you* sorry, no refunds
Good class for me and my clitty?
>>500227186I enjoyed the priest I made to be an Anon's erpslut, truly a choice class for it
Y'all should join <Cute and Funny>
Bear tank status in CC2?
>>500227186True. Every time I see an elf priest I just think it's a chick or a gay guy
>>500227319>get utility>do no damagewow
>>500226410Anon I'm trying to save money. Why can't I just be naked? Am I good with white gear from vendors?
>>500226960bro i was one of those tank rogues and still have my fancy dodge set in the bank but homosexual turtle devs decided only warriors are allowed to have fun and raped the speci tanked naxx and sheeit
>>500227375Do you want to be a proper little sissy or pretend like you'll put up a fight?
>>500228361I want people to know I'm free use slut as soon as they see me
>>500227186I played Fem Nelf priest, i am not gay, i am just a gooner.
>>500227319>the spec that has utility does 0 damageYeah that's what a DPS class is about lmao. Meanwhile even warriors bring tenfold more base utility and still sit at the top of the charts.
>>500225807Warriors are way too strong at DPS and the myth that they need raid gear to be good is false. Even in pre-BiS or close to pre-BiS they start popping harder than most if not all others.The reason warriors are so much stronger than everything else is because they're the only class that has their resource gain scale with gear (other than Bear druids but nobody cares about them). A geared warrior will gain more rage than they lose from an execute which is preposterous on its face and i'm surprised no private server has targeted the rage gain from damage done to make the class more sensible.
>>500228490Ret Paladin it is.
>>500228082And yet you will still get invited into raids because utility is more important than damage outside of tranny speedruns
>>500227731i've heard women like bears
>>500228538>A geared warrior will gain more rage than they lose from an execute which is preposterous on its face and i'm surprised no private server has targeted the rage gain from damage done to make the class more sensible.This has been brought up with turtle devs countless times and is the reason why warrrior can't receive any kind of cool changes or additions. Their infinite resource bar just bricks them in other ways despite making them insanely overpowered in raids.It's no wonder Blizzard reworked rage generation multiple times through the expansions.
I played female night elf priest because that's the lore and I wasn't aware of any sexual stuff to it until I got whispers. Eventually it was just annoying so I deleted the character
>>500228490Paladin or PriestRace?
>>500228538Its not that warrior is broken its just that most other classes have weird gimmicks or unfinished specs tbc addresses a lot of this
>>500227731me on the left
>>500228917>infinite resource bar that allows you to use a skill every single gcd is not broken>it's all other classes that are wrong!That's how you get retail where nobody has resource management anymore.
>>500228784I honestly don't see why you can't just give them flat rage gain (depending on speed of weapon). It's not like they aren't scaling incredibly well with gear anyway and maybe you'd suddenly get raids with <20 out of 40 members being brown.
Rather than nerfing warrior, just buff all the other classes
>>500229212>>500229062>t. 70 IQ
>>500228513
>>500228212Like every single other class having white gear would be better than having no gear I don't understand about saving money though, you get plenty of gear for quests, I don't think I've ever bought gear from vendors or AH unless they were particularly slutty
>>500229062Resource management is a boring mechanic anyway, and retail has far more interesting classes without it
>>500229440God you're such a stuck up asshole. I don't want to wear gear. Thats why I picked druid.
My nelf feet are free use
>>500229627Nothing about druid intrinsically makes them a better choice for not wearing gear, the various forms all give bonuses based on stats, you'll be squishy and do no damage and have no spirit or intellect to heal yourself during or between fightsIf you want to try a gearless run I'd recommend hunter honestly
>>500229514retard
>>500228523>press hemo once>every phys dps starts doing 4% more damage>press expose armor once>every phys dps starts doing 6% more damageBut it does 0(ZERO) damage bros its not worth bringing them just get another warrior lolThis is the sort of dumb fucking retard that wants to be the 6th combat swords rogue in a raid then complains about warriors
>>500229861can i kiss and lick them...?
>>500228819That makes you double gay then, men like hot girls, men like nelf girls because they are hot period.
just dabbed on a scummy rogue and it feels so good
>>500230232Expose armor doesn't stack with dunder.
I want legion gameplay and client but tuned for Vanilla content.
>>500230665>take all the content of retail>retune it for the Vanilla experienceit would be peak
>>500229062WotLK solved this by the way.
>>500230553lol
>druids in Wailing Cavern can turn into giant serpents wtf why can't I do that?
>>500225807I dont mind fury warrior doing good dps, what I mind is most end game r aid frames literally just being fully brown with like a mage and 2 rogues
>Vanilla class discussion >its just another warrior meltie The fact majority of warriors throw a fit at the idea of ANY class being playable in end game should tell you everything
>>500225807>>raped to death by everyone except rogues in pvpWarriors take a dump on shamans of all varieties
>>500231035Basically there are Druid circles that teach different animal transformations. The Druids of the Fang are the snake ones, but they wind up getting corrupted and going crazy, so you can't learn it.
>>500230782>1 button rotations for 10 xpacsPOGGERS
>>500233418>rotationsbrainrotten retailfaggot
>>500233508>no argument>signs his posts
>>500233418>>1 button rotationswhat did he mean by this
I can't wait to see how many mages die to icicles because it roots them in place and when they take damage its also 30% of their base health.
>>500233914nothing because vanilla doesn't operate around "rotations" which is retail garbage>oook grug press 3 buttons in order that means grug play complex classthis is literally what retailniggers believe
I need an anon to rp with!
>>500233914warlock cast shadowboltmages cast frost bolt or fireball hunters use aimed shotwhats that you want to use a debuff? Fuck off!
>>500234229I love how they added more spells/skills for the sake of that fake complexity.>big attack in a 10 or 12 sec CD>regular attack as filler proc some shit and or build resource>mandatory 2m damage CD
Need an anon to milk with my night elf feet
>>500236725>feetfucking gross.
>>500234229>>500236598so like around cataclysm is when you got filtered?
Cool run, the time i decide to tank as holy we take years to find a dps and one DCs right before we approach the second boss. It wouldn't be so bad if Lfg hadn't decide to glitch and kept us without finding an extra dps for +40m, we 4manned it.I made the mistake at last boss of not consecrating on the ads at 60% and the priest didn't even bother to fear, i thought it'd be easier to at least stun one but he was felled so quickly. Despite the mistakes, since i was holy i was able to heal myself and the warrior each one taking one mob whilst the mage expertly spammed his frostbolt rotation. We finished by having him tank the boss while i kept on healing, felt good.
alright wpsg it's time I return to youwhich guilds have the highest active playerbases
<Cute And Funny>
>>500237446thats the wrong question you have to decide if you want to erp with porn addicts or not
>>500237880how obligatory is the erpcan I just be a degen in their general direction and call it a daybecause like I might if they got spots in their raid team
>>500215923>>500216854It turns out the textures can be downloaded at wowtools or get the id off the vanilla til mop mpq filehttps://old.wow.tools/files/#search=HumanMaleFace&page=1&sort=1&desc=asc
>>500236725>feetfucking sex
>>500234229>>500236598The idea behind CDless skill was that you must have a good reason to use every skill in every given situation so you weren't spamming them all off cd but then you get the reverse problem where your content doesn't make a call to use them all outside pvp and you end up spamming a single button. Spamming a single spell is thematically boring and it's clear it wasn't the intention by how later expansions addressed it.>>500238032There's no hard requirements, nor does anyone care if you erp or not. Anon may or not erp you off guard but you're more likely to meet the elf buttsmacker in SW than for that to happen
>>500238909>elf buttsmacker in SWWhat's the lore here?
>>500238909wait I'm serious I just got hereis this a real thing, the erp and shit
>>500239003Nothing too important, just a human male paladin that sits in SW and may whisper you commenting about your thick elf booty, if you answer back he may smack it too, i don't know what happens next if you keep on with the banter>>500239195I'm not being serious, there's a few anons in the thread that look for erp here at times, some may or not have joined the guild, that's about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS18gzY8FoYtuuurdeeel
>>500239646are these degenerates alliance or horde
>>500234371Name?
>>500239646Does he spank male elves too?
>>500239195>is this a real thing, the erp and shitYes, some anons ERP.
oh wow didnt even know there'd be a general for this HAH. So I've been meaning to get into wow but I desperately dont want to give blizzard any of my money and have been researching into private servers, its just theres so many its abit overwhelming.What I'm looking for essentially is:*Servers that allow bots/playerbots so I could try out all content with myself*Preferably anything above vanilla/classicI am currently looking at stormgarde but are there other suggestions and options to look at too?
people who play with bots are weird
>>500246051Warmane Onyxia is progressing from vanilla to tbc then to wotlk. There are solo servers with bots but the bots are pretty shit, its still years off from being a replacement for real players.
>>500246051You were better off not knowing this thread exists. You'll get no good information from it.
A crocolisk, or a buzzard? Which beast should my next conquest be?
Hold your answers, for nature has decided! Now, a name for my new pet...
>>500249721Shitbird
>>500249721DICKS
>>500249721what an ugly birdgive it your ex-wife name
>>500249721HelfMagnet
>>500249721Uhh... Zeeky Boogy Doog
>>500249721Best choice.
A new rifle, hooray!>>500250267Quite, I thought so too!>>500249956>>500250043>>500250109Take this as a compliment if you must, my dear fellows, but you never fail to dash my expectations.>>500250084My ex-qife and I parted amicably, thank you very much.>>500250187I feel a name like that would be very atonal with my generally gentlemanly way of being.
Gnome hunters are worse than human hunters in terms of lore
>the loooooooooooooooooorestfu
>>500251270this, I love human druids and and tauren paladins
>>500251218speaking of hunters, how do they play? do you like, go out and capture pets to level up with?
>have to make a macro to announce when exploit vulnerability is used so those warriors know for 6 seconds they do 15% extra damage.bro vigor sucks shit compared to HaT
>>500251695You tame a beast, it levels like you and you can have multiple in a stable where you switch them out
>>500252328You'd have to be retarded to play that cuckold spec. What's next, are you going to ask your fury bull for sloppy seconds?
>>500252328Now i wonder what set of colorful phrases anon will use to announce it.
>w-warrior sama the buff is ready
>>500249721Birds are good pets but personally I'm a wolf man.
>>500255736kys coomer
lockbros how are we feeling about the patch?
>>500257449>amazing class gets even betterwhat to not like, it sure pays off to have devs play the class
I'm gonna roll warrior and tank dungeons
>>500260457An orc warrior who will pick me up and have his way with me??!?
I'm gonna roll warrior and specifically refuse to ever tank
>>500262881Enjoy your 2 hour waits for a group or being asked to tank and then kicked when you say no.
>>500262881daring today, aren't we?
shizokino
Fordring 2 WHEN?
As an enchance shammy, does HOJ's 2% extra attack chance stack on top of windfury?
>>500095193Are there any RP servers aside from Epsilon?>TurtleHardly anyone actually roleplays there.
Turtle should have made an RP server instead of a PvP oneI know the main server is technically RP but having a separate server where things like naming rules are enforced would be cool
>>500270643they should have made a separate server for hardcore
it already takes me an hour to find a dungeon group, who in his right mind would want to split the playerbase even further?
>retri aura>blessing of sanctuary on woyerchud>hand of sacrifice on woyerchud>blessing of wisdom/light on you, whichever maths out better>blesing of salvation on everyone else>judge light on woyer's main target>seal of Wisdom on you>spam heals on woyerchud or yourself with holyshock, holy strike and judgement + holy light, it doesn't matter>pop divine shield if damage is too high>woyerchud pops off in damage and becomes happywoyer>happywoyer is so happy he gets over his trannyfaggotphobia and plugs you after the runpallies won
>>500274357me as the warrior but im a futa so it was never gay in the first place
>>500267321I think so, yes
I have a warrior and a pala on troontle and I don't know what to roll to experience the new patch. Will shamans still have these racial spells that makes it mandatory to pick that specific race?
>>500278942https://forum.turtle-wow.org/viewtopic.php?p=102974#p102972
With Herbalism/Alchemy, as well as cooking and fishing, what's the best way to make a shit ton of money early on so I don't struggle later on so much (and can get a mount asap)?
>>500279093Thanks, so they are still there, well that's retarded.
>>500274357https://www.wowhead.com/classic/item=20130/diamond-flaski forgot this, it scales 1:1 with healing power
>>500280710I believe it was nerfed in twow, might be wrong, but I remember reading it somewhere.
>>500281496nyooog....
>>500279982Get Herb and Fishing to 200 or so then either run around and pick up any plants you see with Herb or fish up tons of Blackmouths/Firefins/Stonescales then sell that stuff on the AH. If you do that while leveling up you should easily make more than enough gold to get a mount at 40
https://database.turtle-wow.org/?item=20130From what I can gather the healing effect scaling is 1:0.1 and grants 50 str from 75. CD got buffed to 4m from 6m. It helps a bit but it's not worth it
so why isnt Netherwing in the OP when it has like 700 people daily when the other 2 tbc servers in the OP collectively have like 50 people
>>500283117Maybe because fully progressed idk, though I think Netherwing 2 should be in upcoming servers.
>>500283117Because no one here shills it enough to get people to play and post about it here
>>500282373Will keep that in mind. I am taking the slow and steady approach to leveling so I'll work on getting my herbalism and fishing up as I level.
>>500283117>Netherwingmore like Nothingburger lmao
>>500283117I guess no one actually discusses it but giving a list of relevant servers sounds way better imo than having a list of "discussed" servers
>>500283117Few weeks into NW and it was already chinese and latino majority, sadly. Shit wasn't that lit desu
Mining/BS or Mining/Eng for warrior chuds?
>>500286024BS is helpful to have early on for some gear pieces and armorsmith has a trinket in a questline you might want to get as a tank iirc but engineer wins over the moment you get some gear as per usual, mining itself is not profitable either
>Currently discussed servers:Turtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org/ (Vanilla+, New patch very soon!)TBC5man - https://tbc5man.com/ (TBC content scaled down to 5man groups, 3 anons playing in total)Onyxia (Warmane) - https://www.warmane.com (Vanilla-Wotlk Progressive)ChromieCraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (Progressive Wotlk client, currently at TBC)Ascension - https://ascension.gg (Classless Realm, Wildcard Season Realm, CoA+Wrath Coming in 2025, CoA open beta in December, Wrath release in march, Bronzebeard V+ Server Alpha During this winter season)Athena - https://twinstar-wow.com (Cata, who even plays here)Everlook - https://everlook.org/ (Vanilla+, dead)Ashbringer - https://wow.classic-plus.com/ (Classic+, dead)Felmyst - https://www.felmyst.com/ (TBC no changes, dead)>Upcoming serversProject Epoch - https://www.project-epoch.net (Vanilla+, Using TBC as Design Base and Wrath Client)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (Legion)Wallcraft - https://www.wallcraft.org/ ("Vanilla+")Mistblade 3 - https://stormforge.gg/en (Mop(+?))Stormforge TBC fresh - https://stormforge.gg/en (Estimate: Q1 2025)Is this accurate enough? Anything else that needs to be added?
>>500287428>(Mop(+?))I fucking hope so, wish they dropped some actual info lmao
>Turtle>list of literal whos
>>500287947calm down shenna, there's space for coexistence
Are there way more Alliance players than Horde on Turtle? Is Horde very active?
>>500288253I've only played horde so far and it's pretty bussin'
>>500288070>coexistenceyour servers live and die at the mercy of /turtleg/
>>500288253They seem to have deleted their population graph: https://turtle-wow.org/#/population-graphhttps://web.archive.org/web/20240718152034/https://turtle-wow.org/population-graphI think its like 65/45 or something, but the server is xfaction so why do you give a fuck?
>>500288514Turtleg will probably collapse once again, after shiny new thing syndrome wears off.
stormforge.gg/enlink test
>>500246051>What I'm looking for essentially is:>*Servers that allow bots/playerbots so I could try out all content with myself>*Preferably anything above vanilla/classicJust host your own WotLK server with playerbots or autobalance
spanish speaking warmane players are the stupidest motherfuckers on the earthBRD upper city torch segment is straight up impossible for them
>>500287428turtlesister, you forgot to slander warmane, but other than that good workTrans rights!
>>500290540>spanish speaking warmane players are the stupidest motherfuckers on the earthcounterpoint: portuguese speaking warmane players
>>500290675We cannot slander latinxs, turtlesister
>>500290540>>500290991I've had to stand on the fire keeper, jump and spam their name and yet they still can't figure it out. Even if you use google translate they just wont get it sometimes. Haven't touched Warmane in a few years, but im not surprised its still filled with absolute brainlets.
I have tanked Scholomance
>>500287428>Chromiecraft still standing after all this yearsChromieGODs won
>>500268283The events and RP section of the turtle discord is always filled with scheduled RP
>>500296275That is all nice—really. But there is barely any spontanious unplanned RP in the world and seeing 98% of the population talk about skibidi toilets in /say ruins the immersion.
>>500287051I was reading bars don't sell for shit. So what's most profitable? Herbalism?
>>500298539toilets and brainrot are lore accurate
turtledevs going and focusing for harder mechanics, content and rotations imo is the wrong way to go and that's basically what retail did and it's only played by furries now.
>here's some RP and where to find it>n-no not that kind of RPObnoxious tourist
>>500288801BG queues aren't xfaction.Organically grouping up with people nearby for quests and stuff is only really xfaction for dungeons and lv30+ zones.
>>500299028I don't know the answer but perhaps JW will add a good demand to mining for a while
>>500299594Vanilla could be cleared by a group of 12 year olds, are you really so fucking shit you can do basic mechanics, not to mention almost every raid can eventually be outgeared and mechanics ignored
>>50030172912yo are more profficient at learning than grown adults, try 8-10yos
>>500301729Vanilla has a good balance when it comes to raids though.There are deadly mechanics but they're not autistic enough to require you to have 0.1 ms reaction times, the ability to see through 100 layers of visual diarrhea and having memorized 20 different patterns beforehandThe combat actually involves mechanics such as threat or resource management.Consumables are a big part of it all and knowing when to use what is a big factor.Trinkets are fun to play with.Meanwhile retail raid design revolves 100% around spastic ballet on top of 1000 brown visual effects and never stopping to actually use your character. That and all the combat mechanics are removed so you just mash buttons.
>>500303194You completely ignored >>500301729's point about the dogshit level of "difficulty" in Vanilla. God forbid the devs design shit where you actually are forced to do some mechanics.Turtle raids regularly are so geared that they skip mechanics on shit like Shazrah, Ragnaros, Arlokk, Jindo, Sulfuron, Flamegor, etc
>>500304671The fuck are you on about? You don't skip mechanics in most of the content. Using entry level content introduced to be tackled by underpowered players in 1.4 or whatever patch with spirit gear as an example is retarded.
>all this talk about 'difficulty'>over a two decade old game>that's already been solved
>>500306029I haven't solved it because i'm yet to do raids!
Does anyone in the guild have enchanting leveled?
Why, Carved Stone Idol, you've enhanced yourself.
>>500306631not in the guild but i'm 217watcha need bb
>>500305279The point was that it's retarded for anyone to complain like >>500299594 that the devs are introducing more demanding mechanics, and making some sort of slippery slope comparison that it's going to turn into the DDR-level of overstimulated bullshit in retail because one or two new mechanics are put onto new raid bosses is idiotic.
>>500306631What guild? There is no /wpsg/ guild on Turtle right now
>>500310691Going to make sure this character is blacklisted across the server.
>>500310864¿?
what's stopping me from messaging a dm about the pedo guild?OH RIGHT NOTHING
I can't find groups as a healer what am I doing wrong
>>500311225imagine being baited that easily or thinking anyone else hasn't already reported it
>>500311225They are already butthurt about being called trannys
>>500311635Equip your healing shield and start tanking
>>500311635Are you using the groupfinder while also looking in the LookingForGroup and World channels, whispering people looking for a healer, or otherwise posting "Healer LFG X"?If you're not doing all of these things, that's what you're doing wrong.
>>500311635>tfw spent one hour sitting on my ass because no healer available>tfw spent another hour slopping through Mara with a "healer">tfw spent a third hour slopping through the rest of Mara because our "healer" left (i don't entirely blame her considering half our group was utterly incompetent)
>>500311767
>tfw i roll healer>tfw i friend tanks>tfw i queue with them and instapop everything
>>5003126613 fucking hour in mara? dios mio
>>500313623do you service him in between dungeons?
>>500312661If you have stealth I can run you through all those dungeons and some level 60 stuff too like DMN/DMNE.
>>500314568I'm not brazen enough to to suggest that to non-erpers, i need to send them gifts
>>500314817Stop trying to groom me
>>500315068I'm not affiliated with any /vg/ guild.
>>500287428no one talks about athena, everlook, ashbringer or felmyst
Should I make a helf or a nelf hunter whose pet is very needy...
>>500315973Definitely a female nelf hunter with a big, strong canine pet
BGs or random pks for fast honor?
>>500318302that looks ugly as shit
>>500317085done....
>>500319579that looks ugly as shit
>>500320279all the face paints look bad on the dark skinsi might just go back to one of the normal skin colors
>>500320697i think it looks fine
>>500319579let me know if your pet needs any extra help sis...
>>500315973How needy are we talking?...
Bout to do Stratholme
>4 days until the turdle patchI CAN WAIT NO LONGER
Love entering a dungeon and healer starts asking for water, if Im tank I just vote to kick or leave
>>500324824explain
>>500324949Enter dungeon, after one pull healer says oom and need water, then we stand around while healer expects his party of butlers to bring him refreshments, half the time there isnt even a mage
>>500325124if there's a mage, it's just good manners to hand out free food and water, don't be a bumif not, it's 100% on the healer to come prepped and you should absolutely charge them
>>500326285I dont play mage, they just expect you to have water on you for them, its happened more than once and its annoying
>>500326829yeah i totally get that thenclaim one of the subby healers ITT and make them bring you water instead
>>500327401>claim one of the subby healers ITTyou have humbled me, I will never complain about retards again
>woyertank demands you give him/her all the water you dilligently prepared for the run and proceeds to drink it after every pull as you're tasked to get it through him by "other" means
I always bring ample water...
>5k+ players online>can do some comfy grinding in peace at Azshara because no one ever goes there.
>>500330046What are you grinding?
>>500329531/pat>>500330046>Azsharathat place in a hellhole and my clothes are STILL drenched from having to swim along the cliffsides so many times
I just want ORCS
>>500330678helfsissies... how do we compete..
>>500330678what about female(male) helfs...
>>500330660wherearewe.
>>500330678Me too
>>500330046enjoy the next three days before teas get nerfed and half the raider population starts camping satyrs for runes and roams the zone while they're camped
>>500330660say yes
>>500331829I'm not that kind of elf
Anyone want to help me with Barov quest Alliance?
>>500332243can you "help" me when we're done?
>>500330046>5k+Is that normal? I feel thats more than usual, guess that Nixxiom shill video brought a bunch of new players.
>>500332393I would be in your debt Anon!
>>500330678>keep getting thirsted over by night elf sluts>mfw I just want a cute fit tradorc wife to settle down with on a pig farm and raise strong, healthy children together
>>500332620>something something BOOMERISMS>something something LIGHTS HOPE>something something NOSTALGIARIUS>something something... LE OLD GUD, LE NEW... BAD!!!!!
>>500333809Alliance women would kill your wife and farm animals and take you off to the breeding fields
>>500332620It's been sitting at 5k regularly since i started playing around a month ago
I like being mean to anons in this thread and have on multiple occasions name dropped them. I have no intention to play on any server.
>>500330678do i stay true to myself and make a futa orc shaman or surrender to nelf demands and make it male
>>500337098nta futas are the safer choice
>>500337098as long as you're unwashed and mean i will be keen
What would having a Troll hotwife be like?
Why are there coomer mods in the op? that's pretty fucking cringe anon.
>>500306029i havent solved it yet cause im lv 42 and ive only raided (carried) in mop
>TWoW isn't even really Classic. It's very much Classic+ for a Hardcore audience.>Some of it's changes are just for the sake of tedium and grind I'm fairly sure. Like it taking 10 full seconds to pick up a pitcher of water for the tauren starting quests.>I quit that server at about level 7 after having been brutalised to the point all my gear was completely destroyed and I had no money left.>I just logged out, deleted the client, and never looked back.the twow filter...
>>500338574>Some of it's changes are just for the sake of tedium and grind I'm fairly sure. Like it taking 10 full seconds to pick up a pitcher of water for the tauren starting quests.the absolute state of retail players
>>500338316The previoust turtleg takeover added them and it's something that gets asked from time to time in here so i just said fuck it and added it
>>500338574>dying 10 times in the tutorial zoneThis has to be an 11 year old rightReal human beans dont do this right
>meeting stones don't summon
>>500339472It's coming from some autist running a modded PvEERP wrath (60) server
>try to download 1.12.1 clients>all of them are broken and you can't unzip the files
>>500340061just install winrar/7zip bro
>>500339525Walking for the 10000th time is le sovl.
>>500338316Thats the turtle end game and half the posts in this thread, no they dont have any self awareness
My avian companion is still in dire need of a good name!
>>500340617it even punishes you for being there early because you gotta wait at least 15 minutes until alliance dragged his ass across barrens
>>500340952Salami
>>500340952WaywardSon
Can anyone make me a Big Iron Fishing Pole? I'd do anything!
>>500341913Can you colourise my life, I'm so sick of black and white?
>>500341007The way meeting stones work in vanilla is that for you to lfg you have to click on them, meaning anyone who was lfg will be more or less guaranteed to be around the instance, that's not the case in turtle so they're merely cosmetic
>>500339925>modded PvEERP wrath (60)
>>500343303>meeting stones are uselessno shit, what a non-post. got any more deep wisdom to share?
>>500340952HawkTuah
>>500343589Share character name and i will personally cast Blessing of Wisdom level 1 on you
Can I tank if im a bottom....
>>500344330If you're into getting spanked
>>500344330Only if you have the confidence of a power bottom
>>500344330you can tank a few orcs and tauren but otherwise no
>>500344484I am!>>500344853No, I'm a sub and don't like being in charge
WHITEHUMANMALE WARRIOR
>>500345049still better than anything (((high))) elf
>>500344928>I am!Go get them spanks!>No, I'm a sub and don't like being in chargePlay dumb and admit to this run being your first one and ask if someone else could guide the party and do the pulls in place of you
>>500345465>fishing for that big murlock cock
>>500344928I don't know anon, tanking requires top energy
>>500346069I tank all the time though
>>500346069I used to tank and i'm a bottom, i do have sadistic side if someone does find it though
Zatda
>>500332243perfectly shaped
>>500346180>>500346284Hmm... were tanks actually bottoms the whole time?
>>500346727I prefer to heal but I love to help
I'm a 5'5 gay twink and I play an Orc Warrior
>>500347220But are you cute though
>>500347497Yeah
>>500348029Post face then
>>500337324>>500337483after much deliberation ive settled on a compromisefuta orc hunter with worg petwhere would i go to find dumb elf sluts
I'll be making the official /wpsg/ guild on November 1st
>>500348235I'm fishing in Tanaris atm
Are all races getting new cosmetics in the character creator?
>>500346727I like being able to do anything including tanking
>>500348338well im level 3 so itll probably be a while but SOON your ass is mine
>>500349594Haha okayLet me know if you ever need a hand with low level stuff
I afk so much its going to take an eternity to finish leveling...
>>500348235Stormwind
We out here
it's fucking over
>>500353729>kid named it: >:D>kid named over: D:
>>500353895god i NEED a tauren
>>500353321>>500353989He's all yours
>>500353321>Leaving names onReporting and mooing every single person there
>>500354173mootsama save me...
It's up
>>500354071I don't swing that way though...
>fag tauren playerit is dostor isn't it?
>>500355154One and only
>Need 3 people just to conjure up a fine plate of oranges
>>500356731They are mana oranges, crystallized power that merely have the appearance of oranges to be more palatable
>>500356731Gamers are weak in vitamin D, please understand, takes many gamers to conjure any
>>500356731It takes many people to gather around and cum in a bowl to provide the raw materials that the mage then turns into mana oranges
I kiss every gnome female I see
i kiss every wolf i see
>Accidentally took an alliance party member's portalOops
>>500360549>bink and belliboodo alliance players really do this?
>>500360863Some guy named bigolepally started calling the GM's on us for some reason so I skipped town. Currently chilling in Org since people are sitting in a line for some reason.
>>500360881>>500361027You can't heal cross party pvp
>>500361167You can see it happening 2 screenshots above you tho
>>500361356I'm saying you're not allowed to heal someone from the enemy faction in pvp for obvious reasons
>>500361481>I'm saying you're not allowed to heal someone from the enemy faction in pvp for obvious reasonsAaah, thought you meant mechanically.There's the gist though: 0 PVP happened. Once it registered to me that I was as a matter of fact not in Thunder Bluff I just accepted my guard-mobbing induced death.
>>500361758holy mogging
>>500360549>>500360881>>500361027What is that weapon?
>>500361758how many zuglings each?
>>500362778It is the rep weapon from Thunderbluff
I don't know if we are getting beaned but a very angry dwarf filmed the whole thing and reported us
One of you make a thread>>500287428
Today I cooked a nice lovely home cooked meal and did my squats and levelled fishing and almost got Honoured with Argent DawnA good day!
I baked it, go complain in the new bread>>500369010>>500369010>>500369010
>>500361027>bigolepallyi met this guy in a dungeon and he gave off very typical paladin player vibes
