Zombie Pauling Edition>NewsScream Fortress 2024 is live: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=230553Bug fixes and Scout's pants are reverted again: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=231671>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.co/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Team Funtress: fun.tf2.host (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://teamfortress.tv/33738Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Creators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>CompetitiveNews & Events: https://teamfortress.tvLobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>499881331
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Medics
>>500116803Craving Democock from the grave
>>500116984Fempyro!
>>500117130Least tasteful image i've ever seen posted here
>>500117276you must not have been here long
>>500117371You have more pics?
>>500117276I chose the smuggest one for a reason
Fuck Miss Pauling. Get head from Miss Pauling. Highlight Miss Pauling posters. Fuck Miss Pauling on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Snap off Miss Paulings bra. Follow Miss Pauling threads. ERP with Miss Pauling posters. Cum inside Miss Pauling. Hang Miss Pauling in shibari bondage. Have Miss Pauling make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into Miss Pauling. Fry Miss Paulings brains with sex. Toss Miss Paulings salad. Urinate into Miss Paulings mouth (she's into it). Judo throw Miss Pauling onto a bed. Blackmail Miss Pauling into sex with their dox. Twist Miss Paulings nipples. Report your love for Miss Pauling to Valve. Always uber Miss Pauling. Split Miss Paulings legs in half. Sexually heal Miss Pauling. Give Miss Pauling surprise buttsex. Critically hit Miss Pauling in the womb. Impregnate Miss Pauling. Get trapped into sex by demon Miss Pauling from the underworld. Dump sperm into Miss Paulings cum dumpster. Submerge Miss Pauling into a vat of cum. Eat Miss Paulings pussy. Dissect Miss Paulings clothes off. Dominate Miss Pauling after defeating a bread monster. Slap Miss Paulings face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give Miss Pauling prom dates. Make Miss Pauling suck'em. Cream inside Miss Paulings' holes. Lobotomize Miss Pauling into a sex slave. Mandatory slut training for Miss Pauling. Give Miss Pauling your love paste. Drown Miss Pauling in mad milk. Whip Miss Paulings ass with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with Miss Pauling. Invite Miss Pauling to your mvm lobby. Feed Miss Pauling your semen. Give Miss Pauling your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck Miss Pauling like an alligator. Slice Miss Paulings clothes off with the half-zatoichi. Clone Miss Pauling to have 2 of your favourite fuck buddy. Listen to Miss Paulings farts through the ConTracker. Take a golden shower with Miss Pauling.
>>500117579this but me
>>500117579this but fempyro
tf2?
>>500117579Nuh uh
>>500117579Sorry bro, Demo Only.
hmm today i will try to have fun with persian persuader>enemy has 3 engineers, 2 pyros, and a heavymedic
>redditknight
>>500118158you deserve it
>>500118114Now join a furry community server and grief by not healing.
What do you guys think of the new Cashworks? I didn't even realize it got updated at some point in the last 2 months because I've just been grinding Scream Fortress contracts.
>>500118560haven't played it yet, did they fix the absolute cancerous sniper sightline on last
>>500117487Of her? Yes
>>500118114errrrrrummmooooooof>>500118512i think using furry cosmetics on a furry server provokes suspicion
should kunai/dr spy be changed
>>500118560it's been updated a lot longer than that>>500118781don't think so, it was mainly around the switchbacks
second point on phoenix is so ass wtf is this breath of the wild open field
>>500119068every time he dies, the server should be blasted by a kabuki YOOOO
>>500119187yeh dat shit straight outta ohio fr
someone email valve about the casual badge glitch
>>500119735no
>>500119735>badge glitchnobody cares about your dumb fidget spinner
>>500119735What's the point? It'll take them 17 years to fix it anyway and they'll revert it the very next patch
>>500119068no the DR is fine and the kunai is fine toodiamondback is a bit OP though>for every backstab on a random f2p just look around at people a mile away and instakill whoever is below 102, or better yet get a few and with kunai overheal out dps and kill a heavy in a 1v1
Why does /tf2g/ obsess over democock
>>500120245its been this way since 2017 deal with it newfag
>>500120245it's all the same guy
>>500120334ok schizo
>>500116803This thread was like 10 posts early. Just saying!
>>500120245It's not /tf2g/, it's one guy
>>500120292>dont question the nigger worship chud, if you do youre le newfag
>>500120958God damn that Anonymous guy
>>5001202451guy>>500121085if only he were
Best secondary for the pyro? Also anything in general I can do to get better at the class?
>>500121630It all depends on your play style. Me personally, I love the Detonator because I can bug snipers with it and flank all over the map with it
>>500121630probably the flare gun. if you gitgud enough with it, you can crit other pyros with it, but ive never been able to get that shit to work.extinguish your fucking teammates and pay attention when an engi is spamming spy voicelines and you see sappers breaking in the killfeed. practice airblasting on dodgeball servers, if those even still exist
>>500121630Shotgun. >Also anything in general I can do to get better at the classLearn to actually aim the flames. Also because your flames don't require precision you should be moving a lot while firing in a duel.
>>500121630Flare Gun if you can aim, Scorch Shot if you can't
>>500121630ShotgunFlare Gun
you know i am eu but fuck me i'm starting to get very sick of the moonlight archetypes which populate these servers
>>500120245it's literally just some gay slav
i hate vaccinator and quickfix so much because medics will just pick that instead of just picking uber and actually being able to PUSH into the sentry nests setups
>>500122910they switch to those mediguns because their teammates are too stupid to use a proper uber or properly protect them from flankers
best projectile weapon in the game?
>>500123095probably the stickybomb launcher
>>500121630I like the scorch shot because I can mindlessly spam it around choke points and then get free phlog so I can mindlessly wave my mouse around and get 4-5 kills
>keep killing pyros who like reflecting rockets by just aiming my shotgun at them then immediately switch back to rocket launcher and blast emgranted reflecting rockets at closer ranges is more of a read than reaction but it's funny when it happensi often don't even shoot my shotgun, i just immediately switch back and it's enough to fuck with them
>>500123095rocket launcher or stickybomb
>>500123010i mean we lose either way if we can't push into their shit so i guess that's fine
>>500126082reg uber or krits arent needed to destroy nests, just a coordinated push, i.e. the medic pair actually moves the in when the sentry goes down from a spy or a demo or somethin, and the have 1 or 2 guys go with them too since theyre soaking fire. so like, 4 people
How much do you play your most played class relative to your others?
>>500126763not enough because I'm practically forced to switch off and play something else like a support class if I want to actually play the game and not get spawncamped
if you see an engie named Bomba on west coast servers that faggot is cheatingwallhacking, exploit sentry spots, etc
>>500126763
>>500126763I couldn't tell you, my stats are permanently skewed from years of playing on achievement idle servers in my youth, and I never went and reset them because doing so voids your progress towards cumulative achievements like>do 1 million fire/explosive damage, etc.
>>500126571i mean yeah but uber makes it much easier when you're playing in a pub like yeah if people were good and coordinated you can easily do it but i'd rather make the job easier for everyone
>>500127592Cheating on engineer... you already have an aimbot what more do you need
>>500127592what map(s)?>>500127815if people were good and coordinated the medics would probably be using stock uber, but ime every time I pop it on someone, be it a pyro, heavy, demo, soldier, they all either sit there, run BACKWARDS, or manage to do nothing at all because they hyperfocus on like a scout that's obviously baiting them so that their team can flank and kill us when the uber runs out
>>500128071played against him on Borneo, he had a sentry inside the cliff above 2nd and was also obviously wallhacking (would stand afk but turn around right before I reach him and get a crit after I decloaked some distance away, would track me perfectly if I went somewhere)
>>500128071i honestly struggle when i get ubered as a demoman unless it's just to take out a sentry nest or whateverlike people get way more jumpy and i find it harder to land direct hits on anyone to actually killany other class I can do it fine but I can't land direct hits as demo for shitalso sucks when they uber me when i'm out of ammo on both my launcher and sticky launcher
>>500128574yeah idk why they uber me when they can see me reloading everything and shouting "No!" repeatedly
>>500126763I reset my stats a few years ago due to idling back in the day throwing it off. I used to play mostly scout or engi before taking the heavy pill.
Our winner for Hollow Weener 4: iMscary
Team Fentanyl $20
>>500128265I tried that exploit in like 8 different matches and I can't get it to work
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199793575911/with him in another round this time in badwater here's his profile
I've had stranges since stranges were added and none of mine are Hale's Own. My closest is my Scattergun at 7200 kills. Second is my Shotgun at around 6000.
>>500116803post full
>>500134453
another week another week of no motivation to frag... sigh...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>500127838Wallhacks and shotgun with assisted aim perhaps?
>>500121630Detonator, if you get good with the timing of the detonation you can ignite people around corners and people standing on a roof above you.You can also destroy stickies, fuck with snipers, and do surprisingly potent explosive jumps with it.IMO it is best paired with the dragon's fury, so you can pre-ignite opponents from afar and begin the fight with your first fireball doing 3x damage.Also people don't hate fighting against the detonator which can't be said about the scorch shot
>>500118869
>>500140576>You can also destroy stickies..........................
>>500141663https://youtu.be/jNvjrEPWl9w?si=yjaVJkmU6D-QXtIe&t=181
genuinely hate smug pricks who take it for granted how lucky they are to be good at video games who start shit and won't drop it for a dozen matches in a row
what crate series should i buy to go along with $100 worth of keys
Genuine question: Why does CTF not have a round timer? Like seriously, rounds on this gamemode feel like they go on FOREVER sometimes. And that's felt especially on maps like motherfucking 2fort.
>>500143825The odd thing is, ctf used to have 45 mins timer before matchmaking I guess it wasn't neato for ctf to end in stalemates
>>5001438252 hour long 2fort matches are fucking great though I love them
>>500144064well I DON'T I'd take a stalemate over that any day
>>500143534summer 2024 because there's a tf2g effect in there
does the manpower xp farm still work? any1 wanna do it with me? or the engie tele farm one on 2fort? i got roughly 2k hour in the game but almost all my hours are before they added casual and i hate having a low rank
>>500144064fuck you peopleyou speedrun doublecross and any interesting ctf map that isn't 2fort instead of just joining a 2fort server or a skial 2fort 24/7 server
>>500118869vyne makes good stufftheir images have a certain warmth to them
>>500145283I don't speedrun doublecross, I like doublecross a lot too. I like landfall and well also. 2fort matches are comfy but I don't cap on any ctf map.
>>500145571>I don't cap on any ctf mapYou are evil.
>>500144868shut the fuck up you retarded nigger I hate you
I HATE THIS NIGGER GAMEI HATE MYSELFWHY AM I STILL SO FUCKING BAD AFTER 6000 HOURSFUCKING F2PS ARE BETTER THAN MEIT'S SO BAD THAT EVERYONE IS PRACTICALLY CHEATING IN COMPARISON TO HOW BAD I AMI'VE DONE EVERYTHING RIGHTI'VE PRACTICEDI'VE PRACTICEDI'VE PRACTICEDI'VE FOLLOWED EVERY GUIDE AND USED EVERY PIECE OF ADVICE AND UNFUCKED MY CONFIGI STILL FUCKING SUCK AT EVERYTHING AND PEOPLE CAN JUST WALK ALL OVER ME EFFORTLESSLY DOING ANYTHING THEY FUCKING WANTHOLY FUCKING SHIT I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT MY LIFE
>>500139013
>>500146840Just play Soldier.
>>500150991it doesn't work you fucking bimbo>scout: can doublejump faster than my rockets>pyro: has perfect airblast scripts>soldier: has mantread air control without mantreads, wallhacks, gunboat damage reduction without gunboats, instant reload, airshot aimbot>demo: aimbotted pills that clearly miss me but hit me anyway, + any shield makes them effectively immune to rockets>heavy: shoots me through walls because he lives in tijuana>engi: has infinite sentry health and 1000 teammates to mr president rockets for him>medic: lemme surf off your rocket at 1000 mph even though it's impossible for you to get up to those speeds. also eat this perfectly aimed crit arrow i shot out of my ass while traveling at mach 1>sniper: turn a corner, frame 1 dead because half of them are wallhacking/aimbotting>spy: no decloak noise + instant decloak so they can just stab me whenever and my team will ignore them
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