Monkey Alliance edition >I have a question about Monster Hunter!https://pastebin.com/D3zuHuqK >MH WildsWilds Info: https://www.monsterhunter.com/wilds/en-us/Steam page: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2246340/Monster_Hunter_Wilds/New weapon trailers: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7z-ZXbhfoKEO9jJv7a-bG7UcHGTCX5uH5th Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahy0AO8WwRc >MH RiseSunbreak TU Info: https://www.monsterhunter.com/rise-sunbreak/update/en-us/Hunter Connect: https://pastebin.com/Tp9t570yArmor Set Search: https://mhrise.wiki-db.com/sim/?hl=enMonster Weakness Database: https://robomeche.github.io/MHRise-Database/ >MH WorldIceborne Info: https://www.monsterhunter.com/world-iceborne/World is now Steam Deck verified! https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/582010/view/3738609511464820653General Info: https://pastebin.com/uCazCZBf >Older Game Emulation and Multiplayer/Frontierhttps://pastebin.com/fYyeU0kY >Databaseshttps://kiranico.com/https://sites.google.com/site/pingsdex >Where does /vg/ play?Post the game, platform, room code, and password (7243/rage) >/mhg/ OP pastebin (use this when making new threads)https://pastebin.com/rYHCaKT3 Previous thread: >>500102945
Morl
petition to remove rise from the OP and replace it with mhnow
i love monstresses
>>500148587Hunting log update>x2 Lavasioth>x2 Fulgur Anjanath>x1 Ruiner Nergigante>x1 Tobi Kadachi>x1 Rajang>x1 Great Jagras>x2 Velkhana>x1 Kulu>x1 Anjanath>x1 Nightshade Paolumu>x1 Banbaro>x1 Dodogama>x1 Tempered Shrieking Legiana>x1 Tempered Zinogre>x1 Tempered Ebony Odogaron>x1 Tempered Barioth>x1 Tempered Tigrex>x1 Tempered Legiana>x1 Tempered Silver Rathalos>x1 Tempered Viper Tobi>x2 Tempered Ruiner Nergigante (UPDATED)>x1 Tempered Fulgur Anjanath (NEW)>>500166338I will hunt whatever the game decides to spawn for me which actually ended up being a Fulgur Anjanath Anon are you hacking my game????
>>500167893Kecha wacha bross, we are so back.
>>500168056Anjanath is just that good.
>>500168092Longsword is truly the most basic bitch weapon in the game, but it's a necessary, otherwise all other weapons wouldn't look so appealing and badass in contrast.
I love huntresses
>>500167653ransomware leak stated that the main reasons palamutes were added were reddit and the can you pet the dog twitter account
Didja photograph ur Regalfin?
monstress
>>500168406does it have soles?
>>500167305>"tempered monster investigations are too rare!"this was correct though, if you're already going to give these quests 0.1% drop rates for anything useful they shouldn't also be a pain in the ass to even obtain
>>500168406I don't understand why they bothered having the dolphin have lots of unique reaction to player emotes but I'm glad they did it.
bros I am so fucking hyped to hunt some ugly bears in modded world!!!!!
good ole times
>>500168862Got a 3day vacation for one of those post. Good times.
100 player lobbies
>>500168406Not my tempo
>>500168862Why are you snoys this mentally ill?
>>500169143please make a collection of all your webms and uploadthis deserves to be passed on for future generations
>>500168261World and Wilds' Longsword are objectively cool but we're on a website full of contrarians where popular == bad. That's not a slur, I also don't play the weapon because it's too popular but have you ever considered that kind of attitude is pathetic? Because other people like something so we avoid it even if it's neat? Maybe you and I should grow up a little, huh?
>>500169319esl
>>500168508Annoying whore, her armor is not even good for how annoying she is to fight.
>>500169143imagine being a savant at something this retarded
>>500168980>Have to share all our brown huntress slutsI don't know bro.
>>500165894>only white man on the continent in constant bafflement at these lunatics and their buffoonery
>>500169330Not my problem.
>>500168862For free..?
bros what the hell is this slut slaying? they kept spamming this sticker.
>>500169685>>>/pol/go and stay go
>he isn't a soles hunter
I am a soles hunter
>>500169330>guys hating fags is not okey>you should definitely grow up and spread your cheeks. Fag weapon, fag post.
>>500169143>secret bonus panties
>>500169926G**gle Translate says it's "I bought a PS5 Pro"
>>500169143The strongest hunter
>>500170084No I just don’t want to see Americoid politics in this thread or any thread ever You can leave now
>fighting ODE TO DESTRUCTION, Tempered Ruiner Nergigante>without title update gear or Heath AugHe hits way too fast-I actually triple cartedOde to Destruction Nergi solo, might actually be the hardest mon after the final 4: Fatalis, Alatreon, Furious Rajang, Raging Brachidyos
>thirdies calling others esloh boy
>>500170273What weapon?
>>500148587Hunting log final results>x2 Lavasioth>x2 Fulgur Anjanath>x1 Ruiner Nergigante>x1 Tobi Kadachi>x1 Rajang>x1 Great Jagras>x2 Velkhana>x1 Kulu>x1 Anjanath>x1 Nightshade Paolumu>x1 Banbaro>x1 Dodogama>x1 Tempered Shrieking Legiana>x1 Tempered Zinogre>x1 Tempered Ebony Odogaron>x1 Tempered Barioth>x1 Tempered Tigrex>x1 Tempered Legiana>x1 Tempered Silver Rathalos>x1 Tempered Viper Tobi>x2 Tempered Ruiner Nergigante>x1 Tempered Fulgur Anjanath>x1 Tempered Velkhana (NEW)7 pages of rewardsA full page of decorations. Got an Airborne/Handicraft I didn't have yetwent up 12 master ranks
>>500170530based hoonter
>>500170530NOOOOOO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ONLY HUNT FATALIS AND ALATREON IN MORLD YOU CANT HUNT IN THE GRINDING LANDS ITS BAD DESIGN YOU HAVE TO CHEAT ALL THE MATERIALS NOOOOOO
When are people with PS+ able to play this beta?
>>500170417Hunting HornGot 3 topples and 2 stuns: Nergi managed to eke out a victory over me stillI lost but I had funGear was Ruinous Desolation horn, Gold Rathian helmet, Brute Tigrex torso + waist, Shara Ishvalda braces, Yian Garuga boots>>500170530I did this once- the hunt whatever shithead shows up on the map- and it was actually a lot of funThe levelling system is bad, but I like the Guiding Lands a lot
was the body type a/b already in dogma 2?
matalis
>>500171181it was already in rise dummy
>>500171151don't forget to buy your monthly hunter pass and hunterbux packages
What was monhun like before brown people started playing multiplayer? I remember getting kicked by chinks for appearing in the lobby with gunlance
i shitposted instead of playing for too long and now i struggle with mid tier monsters im so disappointed
>>500171240oh ok, didnt play bingbreak
>>500170273Get back to it, SharaGOD, I know you can do it
>>500171412keep playing, your genetically imprinted muscle memory will awaken and soon you will sub 3 minute rape monsties again.
DONT CALL THEM RATHIAN AND RATHALOSCALL THEM RATH BODY TYPE 1 AND RATH BODY TYPE 2IF YOU DEADNAME THEM YOU ARE A RACIST HOMOPHOBE AND WANT TO KILL LGBTQIA+ PEOPLE AND CAPCOM WILL BAN YOU
>>500171537You are 30 years old. Act your age.
>>500171310For regular multiplayer not much different. People here like to act like 5th gen brought in some shitter epidemic when that already existed during the 3DS era. For shit like /mhg/ and other hardcore types of communities, much much more autistic. You would legit get kicked from some rooms if you didn't use an approved weapon and people would keep spreadsheets on your potion use and shit.
Is there a handheld that can run monster hunter wilds? Asus ROG?
>>500171412samei always stop playing about a third or quarter of the way into the endgame partjust so my shitposts look like i know what im talking about
>>500171537based
>>500171412I have literally never shitposted but I'm in the same bracket as you
>>500169143Do you jerk off to these of is it more like a deers antlers?
>>500171537>you are a racist homophobeyes
>>500171537
>>500171720i miss scatreon
>>500169330>Stop hating popular things
>>500171652Probably would have to wait for the ROG 2 which is going to be announced some time soon-ishWe know it exists because shipping manifest that name it have been leaked and AMD have been talking about the CPU that's inside of it
>>500171835I will find you and kill you, and then myselfFuck offThat was like the second worst time to browse this thread- first being the intolerable vtumor advertisement spam
>>500169330popular is newspeak for fastfood zogchow zogchow is pretty yummy but it gets old fastplus its unhealthy for you and expensive (for your dopamine receptors)pre world longsword is like a healthy self cooked meal. its more satisfying, makes you feel better about eating it instead of something bad, you never get tired of it, but it takes some time and effort to get therepre tri longsword is like stale bread
>>50017159831 nigga
>>500171743It's like slapping a Lintel on your way under, it seems right
Can't wait for my jewtube feed to be nothing but>"10 THINGS YOU MESSED UP ON IN THE EARLY GAME">"BE OP WITH [Insert weapon here]>"THIS WEAPON IS ACTUALLY OP!">"5 THINGS EVERY HUNTER SHOULD DO"
>>500172538>don't recommend channel>don't recommend channel>don't recommend channel>don't recommend channel>don't recommend channelbut they keep coming
sex with monsters
>>500172538>>500172594you dont curate your youtube algorithm well enough theni only get 16 hour long book reviews, music and yakuza memes, exactly what I want to see
I am poogie
>>500172594not on my machine they dont
>>500172538i only get vtuber recommendations
>>500172538I can't wait for /mhg/ to be spammed by that one faggot who won't shut up about how amazing this iteration of his weapon is.It's me this time though. Play gunlance.
>>500170062There's a laundry list of reasons to hate the behavior of modern fags. Modern Longsword is only a "basic bitch weapon" because of its popularity - it is both more complicated and "cooler" than SnS, Hammer, and Greatsword.
>>500172594you're not thorough enough
>>500173027i cant into back and side steps
>>500173027gunlance stopped being fun since they removed blast dash
>>500172754This this so much this
>>500173209grow up manchild
>>500172754this but palamutes
What's the beta's install size? I'm not doing unpaid Linux debugging if it's too big.
>>500173392Apparently 28GB
>>500172939>listen to ONE fucking japanese song>youtube now only recommends me fucking vtumorsman fuck you youtube
my wife
Wilds will let you establish a transgender identity to unlock new dialogue options
>>500173749post her ankles
>>500167893>mhg
>22m to install Wilds beta testIts over for me bros
>I can now consume 8000 SHU comfortablyMonster for this feel?
>>500173734>man: do it's own thing, is happy>woman: film, judge, and shamesee that trannies? you're supposed to be subtly unbearable, not plain retarded
>>500173774monhun dont have dialogue options
>>500172538>"MH WILDS BEST EARLY GAME BUILDS">boring DPS mixed sets everyone has already figured out since post-World set building is braindead
>>500171672NOOOOOO IM NOT MORLINY NOOOOOO
wow i cant wait for all the funny fucking goobers of /mhg/ to play as buff dudes and slap the maid outfits on them
>>500171672>>500174146
>>500174219Its so~ funny though
whats with the tildetranny
whats with the mad retard
trannies seething rnrn
a nerve has been touched
ok how can we make siege quests even worse
i'm a wildsperm btw
how did I get carted from full health when the monster was down/flailing? lol it was a viperdachi
>>500174886damn it's not even subtle, it's plain propaganda, what the fuck
>>500174909viper kadachi was the strongest monster pre sunbreak
>>500174146
I'm going to play a female and use male armor because fuck sluts.
>>500174909holy esl
gooning hard to all those brown female women in wilds
>>500173937sex
>>500175032im gooning to bernice rn
>World makes Morph Attacks free to use after any move>Wide Sweep is now a forced Morph Attack>Rise introduces Rapid Morph>Morph Sweep is now a normal attack
>>500174990Female in male armour is AGP behaviour, heterosexuals dress their huntresses in armoured dresses.
>>500175032stay away from my brown huntress
>>500174982NOOOOOOO KUT-KU NOOOOOOO
>>500172939My fucking niggahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApHQ3IOPfY8
milds.
>>500173043Sorry I hurt your feeling, but you are a basic bitch anon.
none of the weapons feel good, why, i just want to play the game but everything feels so shit
>>500175820which game?
>>500175820that doesn't narrow down the weaponthat doesn't narrow down the game
>>500175935Rise
>>500175002t. youthat was perfect English
rise bad
>>5001759353U, but my struggle transcends entries for the most part>>500175994what?
going to fap to my own wilds huntress
>>500176415Gunlance
>>500176715same
>>500175769I wasn't falseflagging in my original post. I don't play LS and the only reason is because it's too popular. I have the same contrarian brainrot as you but I've been trying to work on it.
rice bros...
>>500176809It's ok to like thing other don't, even if that makes you a basic bitch.
>>500175820>>500176415You're allowed to not like the game. DMC5 ticks every possible box for things I should like in a game, but even after beating Dante Must Die none of the 4 characters have clicked for me to find enjoyment in playing them like I do in Monster Hunter.
>>500174126>post-World set building is braindeadyou say that like everyone didn't run the exact same templates out of the 1 or 2 good pieces per slot that existed in the old games
>>500177131lel
sexiest monster?
>cart 3 times to rise HR zinogreits so over
>>500177218ive already invested countless hours in the franchise and i think everything about it is awesome, i just have a hard time finding a weapon the really clicks for me
>>500177759World has no HR Zinogre
Every few hours I open the thread and post "Mice/Morld/Milds" randomly.
why is the mh community like this
>>500177984Kino unique brute wyvern design to be honest.
>>500177801I don't understand this. I put about 50 hours in DMC5 to clear DMD and then stopped once I realized I still wasn't having fun. Like DMC, Monster Hunter is focused on the combat, so if you're not having fun with the weapons... the fuck are you still playing for?What playstyle are you looking for? I feel like every fantasy combat niche is accounted for at least twice throughout the 14 weapon roster of the later games.
>>500175561No playing as sluts is troon behavior.
>>500177984You just know that ugly fuck is going to get some of the most brutal looking part breaks. Exposed brains and shit. Gonna feel sad walloping them
>>500177882my first triple cart in worlo was to raging brachy
>>500177679mizutsune
You guys are STILL seething and coping and shitting and pissing? Just accept it already you retards
>>500178693We all wish this were true, but it's not going to happen. That won't pass a "T" ESRB in the USA and sure as shit won't pass the equivalents in any Asian market, including Japan.
>>500179750A man....can dream
>>500179769>he hasn't scheduled the entire week of release off of work alreadyI know you posted a reddit to incite shitposting, but even McDonald's will let you have the time off if you tell them 4 months in advance.
>>500179769Fucking lmao hahahahaha
does the beta have MH language?
>>500179887>4 months in advancedystopia...
It's only two days to wait yet I can't contain my precum fucking hell bros
>>500179972Shut up shut up shut up!!!!!
>>500180004I didn't say a "minimum" of 4 months, my Europoor friend.
I'm gonna take an entire week off for wilds' release
You guys have jobs?
>>500180650You guys don't live with your parents?
>>500180737Why not both?
>>500180650If you can call sitting on your couch and writing backends for marketing websites "a job", yes.
finna take 6 weeks off for Wilds, maybe the final 7th for the year too if I'm feeling freaky
>>500180816At least it's not fr*ntend
>Unable to connect to Playstation network Let me tf in reeeeeeeeeeeee
>>500180845Just quit your job lol what are they gonna do? Fire you?
How many hours, retards?
PLAYHASNOLIMITS10 HOURS UNTIL BETA OPENS
>>500180650
>>500180650WFH. I love it. Don't do much and still get paid. Lets you know how bullshit most jobs are.
>>50018167010 hours? Wtf? I thought it was releasing today not when I'm about to fucking go to sleep
What two weapons are you going to be maining in Wilds or are you going to double up on one? Greatsword + Hammer here.
>>500181793>I deserve the luxuries of modern life because I existYou don't. You deserve nothing. You have a natural right to property, which extends to the physical body your consciousness inhabits, and no other rights.Work or starve.
Post Hunters
>>500180650I wish I didn’t
>>500182017Unfortunately for you my dear friend compassion and altruism exist within the human psyche
>>500182017
>>500182184This is actually pretty cool and the dungpod adds a unique aspect to it. Maybe some shit where he covers you in a stench that you need deodorant for but then he can sniff you out faster or enter an enraged state.
>>500181993I’m maining HH and I’ll swap out my secondary as needed.
>>500182310It is neither compassion nor altruism that enable the West's welfare industrial complex but rather gross incompetence and the failures of democracy as a political system.>>500182406>>>/r/antiworknot reading your reddit shit
>>500178271>the fuck are you still playing for?the monsters & aesthetic>What playstyle are you looking for?hard to say, ive played and like most weapons a decent amount but the drawbacks are just too big for any of them to feel really satisfying
>>500182539
>>500182406if you cut out the tranny jew rant this would've been logical
Why are underage South American poltards wojakposting in my vtuber thread
>>500182606>$15 an hr after a yearJesus christ I got 17 starting and am up to 23 over a year later.
>>500182017>work or starveIronically this is how actual commies feel as well but their ideology leads to replacing the "or" with an "and" even if they are well-meaning
Rise won. Jews won. Worlos lost. Milds will bomb.
>>500182512I like the idea that, without a deodorant, once it gets a whiff of your hunter it will hunt you down for the rest of the quest. Busy hunting something else or just gathering? Too bad, you're being tracked down and attacked every second since it smelled you, relentlessly.I once read that was Bulldromes' gimmick but I can't confirm it
>>500172538I hate ragegayming videos so muchI hate arrekz or whatever it is named
>>500182539You take the security and stability of democracy for granted. A welfare state isn't necessary for the inept and invalid to be provided for. So long as compassion exists within the heart of man, those in need will find some support.
>>500182961>I hate arrekzit's one of the few youtuber that not an obnoxious faggot and do actual informative videos
>>500182184Would have been a better addition than basarios desu.
eating the food your mom buys is not freedom
>>500183113I think we're talking about two different things. I was responding in the context of the shitpost anti-capitalism image that was posted, a position that can only be supported with a welfare state. Of course there is more nuance to it than that - truly inept or disabled people will be cared for by their neighbors and communities without the force of government, especially if the welfare state stops stealing productive incomes.
>>500183307fucking kek
>>500180650I am a college professor/instructor. Its fun despite the grading all the time being not fun. I practically live in poverty.
Since we're talking about politics, what is the Hunter King's tax policy?
>>500183307I buy the food and cook it because my mom is retired and I'm taking care of her since she falls a lot and needs assistance.
>>500170273Based self-imposed challenge CHAD. I fought Furious Rape Monkey with only rarity 10 gear last week (minus the charm because I'm not buying and upgrading duplicate charms just for challenges). Bow btw.
>>500183472Doj is getting rid of income tax and replacing that income with higher tariffs
>>500183552Thats good of you, anon, sorry to hear you're moms in that statethread relevant picture
>>500180650I work in a data center as a tech
>>500183472Societies in science fiction who have access to technology that, as far as we know, cannot exist in the real world can have access to governance systems that, as far as we know, cannot work in the real world. I'll stop shitting the thread up with politics.
>>500183309You don't need a welfare state to be lazy. You just need someone to take advantage of
>>500183994Localized private charities are empirically better at allocating resources to the needy with significantly lower levels of waste than the state. The welfare state not only creates lazy people; it sows division in communities that otherwise would cooperate by stealing productive income that could otherwise be more efficiently allocated.I said I was going to stop shitting up the thread, post a link to a /pol/ thread if you want to continue this or I guess you can have the last word
Are you guys hunting anything right now, or just waiting for the Beta tonight/later in the week?
>>500184548I'm finishing a book
So what is the broke shit gonna be in Wilds? Charge Axe was the insta win broke shit back in world.Incidentally is LongSword still the fucking annoying shit in multiplayer? I'm going to be the host so I make sure my playthrough is fine this time than suffer with randos. I don't want to get carried or play with pros I just want to play with competent people.Are we going to have private passwords for hunt like back in the day? It's just a beta so should be fine
>>500185256Aside from the obvious ranged weapons in particular bow with the auto aim, probably long sword since it has that new move that hits from far away and just does bullshit damage
>>500185256Longsword was only ever annoying if you're a retard and don't slot 1 brace jewel. There's like 5 other weapons that fuck your shit up even if you have flinch free.
>>500185256I hate to say it, but Gunlance looks like it's going to be completely retarded now that it has offensive movement options, you can perfect guard to cancel your recovery frames, and the MVs on the main combo tools are pretty high. It might still end up being too technical for LStards but I don't think so
>>500184548I'm playing HoneySelect2 in Studio
>want to 100% World/Iceborne>95/100>check the other 4 achievements>its just stupid photo mode garbage achievements and trading with catsHoly shit... Is there a way to just cheat for 100%?
PLAYHASNOLIMITS9 HOURS UNTIL BETA OPENS
>>500185815>achievement hunter retard>willing to cheat to get itSo what the fuck is the point? NOBODY but you cares if you 100% the game. So why not just move on?and I mean N O B O D Y OBODY
I could never bother with completing my guild card in MH. How do people enjoy crown hunting?
>>500185970I care
>>500186503don't humor the achievement chasing monkeys anon
>>500185970Well, I'm a achievement hunter retard, I want to have my guild card 100%, I don't care too much about achievement, I just like to check my own guild card and check 999 rank /999 mr , all crowns and all medals.
>>500185509retard fiver kun...
>>500186574You can open up a text editor and write really big numbers there to satisfy your autism. Do you really want to look at your 100% 999/999, etc., etc., and feel like a fraud every single time because you cheated at the very end? This is coming from a deco cheater but I don't pretend to give a shit about any kind of the in-game stats or achievements
>>500186787>fraud every single time because you cheated at the very end?Huh... Yes?
>>500184548Debating whether to make Bulldrome or Barroth gear for HR GU. I've got most of the barroth gear already but bulldrome has better resistances and, honestly, I think it looks cooler.
>>500187028Okay anon, download a 100% complete save file from Nexus Mods and then load into the save. There's your solution.
>>500186757>guy is talking about world>"but longsword was annoying before FF existed!"No john, you are the retards.
>Very SoonWhat will your hunter/huntress look like? Will you remake a previous one or something new?
>>500187694Making a new one and new palico that are tangentially related to my world ones, and also a choco huntress but only if the feet look nice tbdesu
>>500187694Does Wilds keep the hipsway animation ?If yes then huntress, remake ofcIf no then hunter, he will be an oldfag tired of shit, just like me
>>500187694I think I'm going to let my wife (female) make my hunter this time because my World hunter looks rough and my Rise hunter is an accidental abomination/affront to god
>>500187694Hopefully a skullet, if not just baldBiggest nose possibleI'm self inserting
>>500187694I'll pick the old man preset like always
>>500187694I want to make one that fits in with Alma and Gemma aesthetically as a trio. It's tempting to simply use the default design.
How do you deal with the flaming esbenis :DDD's charged fireballs? Do I need to stick to his tail? Do I need to simply run away? I genuinely panic when he does the move and I genuinely have no idea on how to deal with it.
>>500187694Greatsword coomtress
>>500188836>9/10 blonde bimbo>8/10 unrealistically attractive jewess>3/10 designated ugly/fat friendyou don't have much room for creativity if you're rounding that trio out chief
>>500185887Greetings fellow 30fpschad
>>500188836just make a body 2 with a pixie cut or make something that looks lesbian as hell
>>500189128
>>500188836I'm going for the blackest character in the earth.
>>500185256>So what is the broke shit gonna be in Wilds?So far LS and Bow
Just finished rise with dual blades.I want to train a secondary weapon in preparation for wilds and to break the monotony. Also if there's some matchups that are bullshit for DBs later in sunbreak.Which weapon has almost the same gear requirements as DB ? >Bow>Hammer because lmao somehow hammer has bad sharpness >IGI kinda lean towards those 3
>>500183307
>>500187694No idea yet.
>helping players in world>nobody uses clutch clawThis is happening because they are using mods or they are just noob players that never used?
>>500187694If I can make a femboy then femboy it is If I can’t then tried and true tanned gyaru it is
>>500187694Remaking my usual tanned huntress, though I'm hoping we'll get enough options, specifically rough & unkept long hairstyles, to make a feral/barbarian looking character.
>>500189418Bow is the one that had the closest skill overlap in 5th gen. But we don't know for sure how offensive skills are going to work in Wilds yet so you might be able to pick something that is very different>>500189549Terrible players. I have radial menu shoutouts that explain how clagger/tenderizing works and shitters ignore it. I'll usually do the tenderizing the first 2-3 times while sending those shoutouts and then I'll leave if nobody else picks up the slack
>>500189549probably noob, I went the longest time without using it, playing like a tard because I didn't want to use it and learn it and I skipped the dialogue about and I'm sure everybody else did too
>>500189730>mad because bad>not excited for a carryall challengengmi
>>500189870The other 3 hunters could do a combined 3% of total damage without me caring but if I'm the only one interacting with the shitty chore mechanics then I don't want to help, simple as
>>500189496Right one looks quite cute.
>>500190095Then don't interact with them? There's a dozen ways to knock a monster down, balding baby
I'm at master rank 77 killing everything available and gathering all over the place in the guiding lands but a bunch of layered crap is still unavailable to me, I can only make the regular armor and I'm not sure whyI also can't make sense of hunt time in the guiding lands, if the monsters are adjusted to the area level or what, but regular ass monsters seem to have like 30k hp, I saw a rathalos get wall banged 8 times for 1000+ damage each, every part was broken/cut and it still wouldn't die until it did after like 30 minutes of going at it
Do you guys think a 6750xt will be able to 60fps @2k resolution?
>>500190217in theory it'd probably do that at mid/high settings but in reality the game is going to come out running like crap on everything
the femboy roommate game is up in case anyone's wondering
>>500190186What about my posts triggered a desire to respond? Are you personally inflamed by this because someone that was carrying you left since you refused to handle claggers? Probably not, but you had to know that your posts weren't going to change my mind, so what's the goal here?
>>500190193>I can only make the regular armor and I'm not sure whyYou need tempered monster parts to make a lot of the layered armor>I also can't make sense of hunt time in the guiding landsGL monsters have much bigger healthpools, yes, though I'm unsure about the actual numbers
this thing was also huge and took a million years to kill
>>500190193The volcano and tundra area are unlocked after beating the assignments for Rajang and Stygian Zinogre if that's what you mean
>>500190193Normal monsters outside of Gudiing Lands: 15k to 20k HPTempered Mosnters: 24k to 30k HPGuiding Lands monsters: 18 to 24k HPTempered Guiding Land Monsters: 26 to 30k HPFatalis/Alatreon: 60k+ HPSafijiva: 20k HP (but he heals to 80% every time he drains the ground)Arch Tempered: 40k IIRC
>>500184548Just swapping between World and Rise. Might play a bit more Frontier, but I don't want to do too much today since it's about 8 hours away now.
>>500190576>>500190550I just don't have tempered monsters in my guiding lands yet I guess, just got volcano area to 4
>>500190569You look like Zach Braff
>>500190887lmao
>>500188775NNOOW NNOOOOOOW
Hype status?
>>500191237I ALMOST bought a PS5. That's my hype status.
>>500191237>>500191305that's retarded lmao
>>500191237Pretty high, but need to sleep soon or I'll fucking die at around midnight.
>>500191352Does it turn you on when people call you poor or what?
>>500191237
>>500191464do you have a 4090? If not why don't you sell your current gpu, not buy a ps5, and get that instead?
>>500191237Caustically optimistic? I hope that the demo shows improvements from World, I don't want to lose 3 minutes of early fights chasing monsters running away on a maze forest.
>>500191571I do, but my 4090 won't let me play the OBT tonight, friend.
>>500191647it's the same game in a couple days as it is now, that's why you're stupid
This won't be the last beta test for the crossplay.
>>500190726You know how the GLands work right?>>500184548Tryna reach anomaly 300 in Rise
>>500191743so like I said, does it make you hard when people call you poor or what? If you could play the OBT 2 days early for $0.50 would you?
>>500191873no, I also won't buy the game until it's really cheap and all the issues are sorted outthanks for literally beta testing, betalmao
>>500191873>two extra days of demo time>for half a dollarNot that anon, but I'd do it.
>>500191849>Tryna reach anomaly 300 in RiseBut why?
>>500192017>$0.50 is too much>won't buy the game until it's really cheapand we arrive at your fetish: being called poor. Have a good wank in your favela.
veggie elder balls
>>500191849I just know when you kill monsters corresponding to a region it levels up, I don't know how other regions level or delevel along with that
>>500192112You're the one sexualizing a nonsexual topic, pretending to have things you don't, I believe it's far more likely you're the poor one given your attitude about money
>>500169143>turning off your teammates healthbarshomosexual behavior
>>500192313I grew up in extreme poverty and remember how angry it used to make the people around me that other people had money. How else do you want me to respond to "that's retarded lmao"?
>>500192430alright monkey
>>500192047Why not?I'm just huntin, nothing special
>>500192823
PLAYHASNO LIMIT8 HOURS UNTIL BETA OPENS
>play has no limits>30fps limitwhat did he mean by this??
>>500193262NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>500193262900p 23fps
Spicy chicken is in the beta too?
>me currently summoning a tsunami to destroy the philippines
>>500193559That's extremely mean. :(I'm just doing a countdown out of excitement not out hate towards the PCbros.
He is in Wildshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DyVsH0qMg0
>>500192987uh ok
>>500193150You better record some decent footage, otherwise I'm going to only use lifepowder instead of dust of life
>>500187694WhiteMalePompadourSimple as.
Mice
>hunters are still left handedi fucking hate japslefties are NOT human
>>500187694About the same as usual.
>>500193814YOU WILL KEEP ME ALIVEYOU WILL EXHAUSE ALL YOUR POWDERSAND I WILL STLL TRIPLE CART
>>500193934They aren't. Right hand is for shields retard.
>>500191237Level: gifrel
Friendly reminder to unironically block Aira so she can be forever kept out of the permanently online /mhg/ Wilds lumu.
>>500194192>she
>>500194192BASED
>>500194192I don't believe crapcom is capable of making a working blacklist system. I'd host so many lobbies if that was the case.
>>500194192HOLY BASED
>>500192404I've learned this little trick from bombing GS users
>>500194064I've started to put lifepowders + crafting mats just for this reason alone. I hate when I powder too late/ran out of powders and someone dies
>>500187694I play on ps5 and I'll be making a cute blonde huntress waifu
>>500194317Why do you fags love this? What's the incentive?
>>500194416>watch this webm>notice that I miss playing Rise/Sunbreak>check health bar>bing bing stupid birds>instantly regrets thinking about playing this game again
>>500194192>permanently online /mhg/ Wilds lumu.>Everyone on Steam dies on tuesdaysUhh, o-okay
>>500194416holy
>>500194583>I need my 250hp to kill some shitmons
>>500194416brother you are too good for this general
>>500194416Is it possible to learn this power?
>>500194583>look at healthbar>realize he didnt gather them and is playing the game just fine
>>500194192I honestly can’t see these 100 player lobbies and PS5 crossplay ending any way but insane amounts of clique faggotry
>>500194439I just let people cart. I cannot use the radial wheel anyway pffft.>>500194192Ok>>500194416God Goss Harag is so cool. Not as cool as Nergi but he is definitely the best mon in Rise on par with the jet pigeon.
>>500194674erm, Your Gaybingbird-less Primzeno in Forlorn arena proofs???
>>500194751>keep looking at other hunters searching for creepshot opportunities>accidentally become altruistic by always paying attention to your fellow hunter
>>500194894only pc does the unironic blocking. it never happened on the ps rooms because everyone knows its a joke but then myokotsu came.
>>500195132Nothing wrong with blocking fags you don't like.
>>500194751Not from a straight man
Are there any rooms?
>>500195317No, but I can make one
>blocking all PS5 users>blocking all Japanese, ameriturds and eurocucks with third party softwareYep, its third world gaming time!
>>500194942Goss Harag proves that aesthetics are like 80% of a monster, his moveset isn't even that intricate
>>500193715I hope so.
>>500194583late game anomalies and hazards are all in arenas lil bro. come get the kino arcade experience
>>500195235What made you not like this so called fag?
>>500195132I have never seen anyone get blocked in the PC rooms.
>>500191237Hyped, but worried about performance on my rig.
>>500195132I don’t want anything to do with Aira’s attentionwhoring or her retarded orbiters. I’LL become the blacklist schizo myself if I have to just to avoid all the undesirables
A blacklist/whitelist system will probably be great for the general. Will help get the reddit fags out.
Surely they will add an option to NOT play with console faggots. I dont want to wait for their shit machine to load a single hunt
>>500191237started a new World playthrough last nighthas me crazy hyped
>>500195670im blacklisted
You fucks better make a compedium of every weapon move in this game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW9Kv3Z4aIshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW9Kv3Z4aIshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW9Kv3Z4aIs
>>500191237I'm excited to laugh if it runs like shit
If I get blacklisted by one of you faggots I'll just make my own room
>>500195573You will orbit meYou will submit to meYou will be mine>>500195920I intend to hunt each monster with each weapon and upload videos.
>>500196068>upload videos.Post your youtube
>>500195920every content creator will do that tomorrow anon
>>500196068how's DW9 Empires? or you just throw money at shit like steamies and never play them
>>500196068>resonance of fateYou're okay for a snoy
>>500195948Alpha monsters are the only ones with a real health bar or "normal monsters" just work as "small monsters"?
>>500196068>I intend to hunt each monster with each weaponThat's what I wanted to do as well, guess I'll race you to it
>>500196156>Content creatorsfuck those.
>>500196068>You will orbit me>You will submit to me>You will be mineStay back you demon you will not lure me with your siren call
>>500169143Risegods...this level of skill...I just...I kneel...
>>500196068If I host any rooms you and everyone associated with you is kick on sight and I don’t give a fuck if anyone thinks I’m being a schizo
>>500196153https://youtube.com/@caveloso33?si=8LMVFE7Rd2OMpKQd>>500196164I haven't llayed it. Wanted to but I can't find the time.>throw moneyYes. I do be throwing money at games believing one day I'll get a chance to play them all.>>500196205I played it back on PS3 but never finished :D>>500196335IT IS ON
>>500196653>https://youtube.com/@caveloso33?si=8LMVFE7Rd2OMpKQdI'm sorry.
Please tell me you're just a tranny and there aren't actual females in my mhg man cave
Can't we all just be friends and hunt monsters together?
>>500191237Hype until 5700x3d + 4080s fails to run wilds at 60+ fps then it's all fucking over
>>500169143>>500194416These make me sad because this is the kind of meme shit you have to resort to to get any kind of satisfying challenge out of 5th gen with how easy those games are.
>>500197237You know it's funny because people look forward to the demos more than the actual games now because the demos actually have difficulty due to gear restraints
>>500196653Do you talk in any of these videos?
>>500197127That's probably way more than enough for 1440p, but if you're trying for 4k you might have a bad time.
>>500196653>https://youtube.com/@caveloso33?si=8LMVFE7Rd2OMpKQdBased 0 viewers youtuber, just subscribed with my burner account.
>>500189050I have roughly figured it out now. He no longer walls me completely, though I still cart to him at least once now... I assume he does that second nuke because the first one missed or is it an extra enrage thing?
>>500198045I just superman dive it, the second one is only when enraged I think
>>500197738No I don't want anyone falling in love with my deep Slavic voice.>>500198015Nice
>>500198159superman diving still scares me so I'll stick to far-casting out of there until I get the feel for the timings. Bugger likes to face you so it is a pain in the ass to cut his bastard tail, it is made worse because I only carve the surspikes out of it...
>>500196956The ones who can are playing the games instead of being here
World PC lumu room:s7mP2XhJC?yM
>>500198516He gives you a visual and sound cue before blasting you, otherwise you can just learn the timing
slopfest soon
>>500198630is that you in the image? wanna erp maybe...?
>>500196956You say this while your next post is pro blacklist. The duality of /mhg/
PLAYHASNOLIMIT7 HOURS UNTIL BETA OPENS
Should I go on a hiatus until beta opens on Steam...
>>500199102WHY IS IT OPENING WHEN I GO TO SLEEP WHY
>>500197973>4080s can barely do 60 fps at 1440pNigga what the FUCK is wrong with re dogshit engine
>>500199205I will watch my favorite content creators!
>>500199102Glory to India!!!
finna roll a berserk 2 2-2-2 charm todaypray for me bros
>>500199415bing
>>500199538FUCK OFF
>>500199872bing
So this basically means killscreens are still in right? We won.
>worlos shitting up thread again
>>500200008>Expeditions now give you full rewards>They call it innovationlol
>>500200281NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>500200281uhm shut the fuck up chuddie buffs are actually qol
>>500198858u wat
Citizenship: /mhg/Politics: Worlo with a dash of MiceHobbies: TrollanSkills: Attentionwhoring
Mhg meetup when? Remember no condoms allowed
Take care of my plane ticket and I will. But you have no idea how friend circles are ruined by meetups.
>>500201472Post some, if you are so great.
>>500201472Which one?Please be me
some
>>500196653>https://youtube.com/@caveloso33?si=8LMVFE7Rd2OMpKQddamn bitch you're too ugly to pretend having orbiters, use some characters like vtubers or something
Looking for a bf to play wilds with. I‘m using a buttplug with hit detection so I WILL moan in voice chat.
>>500201573
>>500201440this, once everyone finds out im hot then everybody will start hating on me and oh god the drama
>>500201620not you!
>>500199872wahoo
>>500201749Not fanart.
>>500201739>with hit detection>getting hit in the first placenot gonna snatch anyone like that
>>500201739Lies There’s no such mod I’ve looked for it myself
>>500201760I'm not joking though. I've experienced it many times.
>>500201720Oof aira melty incoming
I will rape Aira. Better turn off crossplay or you will be raped.
>>500201703oh you
What time beta goes live? Google isn't giving me shit and capcom page has no time just day
>>500201945Okay then genius what exactly would cause our /mhg/ family to break up?
>>500202065retard
NOOOOO IAM NOT UGLY I AM PRETTY IAM VALID IAM BEUTIPUL I HAVE ORBITERS!!!!
>>500201749nhghgnhfnhfhf if that... IS THAT A FKIN TROONTRESS???? YASSSS IM GONNA GOON!!! FINNA GOON FINNA GOON
>>500202052Well now hold on a second if anyone is raping aira it'll be me
hey at least she got a dog, people that like animals can't be badthat mean her posts are genuine retardation and not malice, by the standards of this general it's above average
>she
>>500198630Crashed again, not sure what's going on
Say one nice thing about aira or she's going to cry
>aira is a chihuahua girlcute
>>500202278pull a number, you are after me, pal.
BETA ALMOST HEREI DONT HAVE A PISSFIVEWHICH RETARDED STREAMER SHOULD I WATCH?
>>500202481Aira was made to be raped by me specifically look at what she's wearing
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CAN I GET A CRUMB OF PUSSY MADAME ?
>>500202459>>500202463>it only took 2 seconds for someone to say something nice about airablown the fuck out
what weapon do i want to play?
>>500202414If you haven't been around since before the last update, remove FQ.dll from your NativePC folder in the MHW folder. That'll stop the crashes.
>>500202642Thats it, I will rape you first and then Aira.
>>500202712Oh no no no no no tsukito sisters we got too cocky
>>500199415You will actually run out of materials
>>500202761That might be it, thanks. I haven't played in months.
>>500202814that was barbaraso not tsukito
>>500202946Literally who
I love monstresses.
>>500203050Read up on the lobsty lore, chud. He's aira's bf
>>500202841unlikely. still haven't gotten shit btw. these last 30 pulls before come through
>>500203318>beforeI mean better
>>500203318What the fuck
>>500202117Lol I actually have a 2 paragraph thing typed out then I remember this is bait.
>>500203318bro don't spend that blood on charms, open a god damn spa
>>500203572Lmao post the paragraph I want to hear your thoughts I promise I won't laugh
>>500203682Yeah but FQ will ban me because Shimm's a loser.
>>500203318I play this game a lot and I've never seen those things hit quadruple digits so you must be a freak
>>500203780Post it you wimp
>>500204445kek this is like some lord of the rings lore copypasta
>>500204445holy autismbut how can I join futa queens shadow clique?
>>500204854Stfu FQ
i believe i like ranged weapons the most actually, but guns have finite ammo and bows require specific sets per bow with regards to shot type and charge level... how do you progress through the game with pre gen 5 bow?
>>500204390It's not that /mhg/ is a shitposting thread, or even that it's a gossip/personality thread. /mhg/ is an unfunny shitposting thread where maybe one post a thread is funny and most of the thread is spam, and it's a gossip/personality thread about unremarkable people who do nothing other than brute force namedrop themselves into relevancy.It's really bad. Even if it was always at least kinda bad, it used to at least have a lot of cool stuff.I'm not that poster you worthless faggot. 60% of the time you name drop people you're wrong. This general is a pile of undifferentiated shit and you read so much meaning into it because you're an obsessed freak. Aira advertising on /v/ filled this thread with subhumans, and it will never recover because three of them were, in addition to being retarded, also autistic .>haha seethingYou chimps are so fucking stupid your thread gives me a headache. I search "ryukishi" in the archive for some free attention and after reading for three minutes I want to convince all of you to hate yourselves.
>>500205172Let me get this straight you guys have been bickering with each other on discord like jealous lesbians for years?
>>500205406It's like a love triangle but with 12 people instead of 3. Everyone in this thread is jelly no peanut.
I for one welcome the threads being more unusable than normal with the coming Beta. Hopefully we can get the other retards like boxy back too to finish the squad
im jelly no peanut
I can really feel the sexual tension in this thread
>>500204373uh, maybe? this doesn't feel too out of the ordinary. for /mhg/ standards anyway
>>500198630Good hunts! 4/16.
I'm on a meeting right now Ugh
>>500205960all that over a 3/10
>>500205992biiiiing biiiiingggg
>>500205992Yeah probably easily in the top 3 hunters of /mhg/
ᵐᵐᵐᵐ ˢʰˡᵒᵖ ˢʰˡᵒʳᵏ ˢʰˡᵒʳᵏ ˢʰˡᵒʳᵏ ˢʰˡᵒʳᵏ ᵍᵘʳᵏ ᵍᵘʳᵏ ᵍᵘʳᵏ
>>500206305go back
>>500206093I'm on pisstation actually
is raw bow viable pre world?
>>500206305>Aira when I come over to monhun and chill
Who the fuck is Aira?
>>500206429Steve bow in 4U is pretty good
>>500206525Me nigga
AIRA I NEED A CRUMB OF PUSSY I BEG THEE
>>500206525Air on my balls
>>500206530i am playing portable 3rd and dont want to bother farming sets for different shot types, im at the end of LR guild currently
>>500206619I don't fuck with broke niggas
>>500206619why are you so asshurt that aira is getting attention
>>500206525https://vocaroo.com/14x388l0ij2z
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5M-CfgAG2n4Aira do you like this one?
>>500193559Aira is filipino?
>>500207423oh boy here we go
capjew strikes again...
>>500207258>Actually got me to nod my head to the beat Kino
>>500207653lmao
>>500207653HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAAAHA
>>500207423lmao
>>500207653Just pay up piggy what's the problem?
>>500207751>>500207697>>500207653That's nothing new and just traditions. What are you zoomers shitposting about
>>500207653this plus season pass
>>500207653I still got the mod for rise to get infinite character vouchersCan't believe people pay 5 bucks for those lmao
>>500207789>>500207583I'm new here but I learn quickly how to fit in and sycophant over the popular names. Please answer my question
I have a feeling we're getting EA levels of mtx
>>500208390nakarkos mogs him
coolio
>>500208296Good
>>500208517yay more antisocial feature shit
>>500208517What is even the point?
>>500208517anon bros... we won>>500208637t. anonymous
>>5002085174chan game confirmed
>>500208694mate I geniunely don't give a shit when I record a webm to anonymize everyone in ithowever what's gonna happen are sad fucks just firing SOS and playing 99% of the game like this with anonymized player names and the only difference than playing with bots is that SOMETIMES they'll send a sticker in the chatit's fucking garbage no matter how you look at it and crapcom facilitating this kind of shit pisses me off
>>500208678It's mostly for streamers but the hacker known as 4chan also benefits if he's shy.
>>500208874>Hunter NPC AI ON>Anonymize setting ON>Chat interactions BLOCKEDIt's gaming time! This post brought to your by ChatGPT.
>>500207653>your palico>singularAm I crazy because I could have sworn they confirmed you could have more than one now, I really hate the worlo system of having one permanent palico. Its like a whole part of the game getting killed off.
>>500208925But you can't anonymize yourself. Only other people.It's pointless
>>500209070Palico hiring was only a thing because of felyne kitchen.I agree that system should come back. But not for the hunter palico.
>anonymize others but not yourselfStreamer ass shit.
>>500209230You will anonymize the NIGGERKILLER3000 that joined your lobby. As I said, it's mostly for streamers.
What twitch integration will be in wilds?
>>500209602Does that even happen anymore?
>>500208517>100 player anonymous lobbiespregnant hoontress finding their baby daddy challenge(impossible)
>>500207414Really cool. Very cyberpunky but I'm more on that ethereal vibe like GitS and Ed Harrison
i jest tryed lance in mice and now my brian feels fuckn retardid
why are risottos like this?
lack of pasta in their lives
What is everyone going to main in Wilds?For me I will be trying IG.
>>500210868its kino
I will not anonymize the names in my wilds lobbies and I will impregnate all the cute choco huntresses.
>>500211116Hammer and IG or Hammer and GS
>>500211116i dont even know what i want to play in the other games...
>>500211125Thank God I'm not BLACK
DAILY REMINDER TO BLACKLIST CLIQUE FAGGOTS WHO SHOW THE NAMES OF THE HUNTERS
I love huntresses of all shades
nevermind i misread
Why anonymize when you can just hunt solo?
>>500212089What if it's a really strong monster and you need some help?
>>500209602>MINORITYEXTERMINATOR5000 joined the lobby.AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>5 min into a hunt and you hear this https://vocaroo.com/1KMguV30sLi0
>>500210868It's based
Just a few more hours bros.....
>>500212854>actual dinosaurs on the top shelfbased
>>500212854oof right in the wallet
>>500212854>Estrellian Did anyone here even play MH Online
Chances this demo gets cracked and can be played indefinitely?
>>500213048The HVNTER KVNG did
>>500213180Delet this aira is not for blacks!!!
>>50021318050%
>hunter kungwhat?
>>500213180Well, they were able to bypass the time limit in other RE:Engine games, if this one asks a online connection I think it will not be possible.
>>500213232Friendly reminder to block this jackass from the lumus as well.
>>500213267doj is literally black doe??? aira blacked is cannon?
>>500213489NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>500213456qrd?
>>500212612>WhiteMaleTears joined the lobby
>>500213489So Hunter King Doj is actually Hunter Kong Doj?
Guys what u think looks more fun in wilds, SA or IG?
>>500213641he missgendered mlx, he also dead named him
>IQOnly Type 2s play that trash
>>500213854exactly us GS mains stay retarded
>>500213789what's his name, so i can do it as well if i'm careless enough to end up in the same lobby?
>>500213760IG is faster and has more freedom of movement, meanwhile SA is heavy but has impactful moves, I don't know about the new moves, but both weapons will probably get a counter.
>specific mon isn't in meaning a certain weapon you really like isn't in eitherWhat's her name? For me its khezu daggers.
>>500214053IG has counter?
>>500213658>sreggiNetaHI joined the lobby.
WOOO LOOK AT ME IM FLYING I LOVE INSECT GLAIVE SO MUCH WOOO OH NOOO IM FLYING STRAIGHT TO THE ABORTION BUCKET
what's a man gotta do to get some gargwa guanothese asshole birds keep dropping nothing but eggs
worlo bros i am so fucking ready for more cutscenes
4 HOURS AND 20BEFORE BETA OPENSRIP TO THE WEAK ONES WHO COULDN'T STAY AWAKE
>>500214348The other anon is wrong, IG does not get a counter. It and LBG are unique in that they do not get any form of the new clash/offset mechanics that all the other weapons get.
>>500214683should just be like the ripe mushrooms from those bug things, wait for them to eat something before hitting them (I usually kick for eggs never did guano)
>>500214348>>500215079On Sunbreak IG has a counter as a wirebug skill IIRC
>Get called a shitter for not using clutch claw>Use clutch claw>Fall off>Die
>>500215369>sunbreakThe game that ultimately rendered IG useless by turning all weapons into IG
meowstress, my wife
Will arcmen and masterlinkx be back for wilds?
>>500215369It doesn't. You're thinking of a Switch Skill. It replaces Leaping Slash (the normal advancing attack) with Advancing Roundslash, which spins forward along the ground. If you do it into an attack, you vault on contact instead.
>>500215930Hey that's literally me!>>500215959Yes and they will set new world records.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwPJyEdmPEY
>>500214367how's that offensive to anyone?
>>500216087Are you one of their wives? I would like to play with you guys sometime. I got carried alot by your husbands when Safi dropped in iceborne.
>>500215930*becomes a llama and bites your wife's hoodie*
>>500215959Idk the former but the latter was a shabbos goyim I used to run with Behemoth raid. He was a Charge Axe meta slave. Also toddlercon with baby peach pics kek
>>500215930Let's nyance is a top tier song
>walk into hub>immediate guild card received????
>>500216369Yes I am one A*****'s beloved
https://youtu.be/iwiVuYxJFYs?si=wxaYAoGcqvWyIi_sMusic to listen to while awaiting the greatest hour of the year
>hit detection vibrating buttplug - check>comfy striped thigh highs - check>monster energy - checkYep, it’s huntin‘ time.
HUNTERS RULZNO GAME SHITPOSTER DROOLZ
>>500198630Good hunts! 2/16.
>>5001986302/16
>>500198630Thanks for the hunts, 2/16
So how are we coping these next 2 days fellow Steamies? I'm just gonna watch my favorite streamer play Wilds, that should still be fun and comfy
>>500217294>hit detection vibrating buttplugYou're literally training yourself TO get hit by associating it with a pleasure response. If you want to be a serious hunter, you'll use hit detection electric nipple zapping clamps.
>>500218426I'm playing 4U and Balatro in the meantime.
>>500218426I'll just go to work, my days off are on the Steam beta release so nothing of value was lost
This is a tremendous win for playstation chads
why do iceborne mons take so long to kill it takes me like almost 30 minutes to kill dlc mons
>>500218991they really want to test your skills as a hunter
>>500218991Because you have no idea what you're doing, both in terms of gameplay and most likely in terms of set building
>>500218991you haven't got gud
MASSIVE L for PCucks.
>>500218991>morlo experiencing 1% of the pain old gen hunters face
>>500218991iceborne forces you to use claw to tenderize
>>500219083>>500219087but I beat the base game solo and I beat all the mons in base game too before doing iceborne wtf
black flame monstress my beloved
>>500219316what the hell
>>500219267>I beat the tutorial, why is the real game hard?really anon?>>500219209when will you stop lying to yourself?
>>500219152I'm glad you guys finally have something to play besides Ricky Bobby remastered.
only this long until pc gets beta access steam://openurl_external/https://steamcommunity.com/linkfilter/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.timeanddate.com%2Fcountdown%2Fto%3Fiso%3D20241031T20%26amp%3Bp0%3D224%26amp%3Bmsg%3DMonster%2BHunter%2BWilds%2BOBT%26amp%3Bfont%3Dcursive%26amp%3Bcsz%3D1
>>500216405NYOOOOOOOO
>talladega nights joke>steamies and tedies really have nothing except 2 decade old memes
>>500220093wtf is blud posting :skull: :skull:
>he isn't a solo hunter
>>500220093wtf my bank account is now empty
>>500220430WHAT TIME DO YOU CALL THIS?!
Holy fuck i will never play bug glaive again.40 minutes to kill a hyper barroth with a maxed out glaive for what would have taken me otherwise 5-10 minutes, while looking every minute for extracts like a retard.Clown weapon in its purest form.
>>500220387Same I can't get enough of them
>>500220778you have to use the powders
I love solestresses
>>500220778you are not french enough to use the baguette and bug
>>500220968>GU >powders
>>500221291So it seems.
>>500208517Now I can post funny webms without getting called an attention whore and name dropping other clowns.
>>500209602Names like that aren't even possible at this point.Every bad word is censored by default.
Whats more fun, IG or hammer
>>500221652What if I use the name changer on the Fling trainer?
>>500221795depends on which game, but the answer for all of them is Hammer
>>500221795Hammert. IG main
>/mhg/
>>500222529ai?
>>500222529which weapon was the father?
I'm going to bed so I can wake up early and play.Please post cute Wildchild chocos in the meantime.
PLAYHASNOLIMIT3 HOURS UNTIL BETA OPENS
Playing through Iceborne for the first time and using greatsword. I feel very very slow, something I didn't feel like in World. The monsters recover extremely fast from their attacks I barely have the time to take my turn to attack and sheathe my weapon to get away. If I try to tackle through the monster's attacks I'm facing the opposite way of the monster. So is it me or does the game wants me to use evade window/evade extender that badly?
>>500224505filtered by barrioth
I haven't wished to be a snoy this hard before
>>500224596No, just hunted Tigrex like 30 minutes ago, now it's Brachydios.
>>500224505filtered by coral pukei
>>500224750You can be a snoy in spirit
Okay we need a local snoykek to stream to /mhg/ and do exactly what we say and show what we want to see
>>500224750good morning
>>500168980>100Would make sense if there was a city
>>500225029good morning rakesh
Well, finally ended Iceborne extra content and well... its worst than I remember, hunting Safi'Jiva alone is pure garbage alone, at least the AT fights are well tunned and easier than AT World elder dragons, Guiding Lands is still shit because of how random it is, the lure mechanic improves a lot but it is still ass to level areas to 7 just to farm one material, the moment you touch Safi'Jiva the game breaks because all new monster have the best gear and weapons.The powercreep ruins the fun of having multiple builds, at the end, Fatalis weaponry is superior to everything by 10% and only weapons that scale good with elements have some edge over Fata, at least Sunbreak had a more interesting endgame where each new update inserted new QoL builds and optional.Also, Fatalis and Alatreon are way easier than remember, they received a nerf after the launch? Because I killed Fatalis without carting and Alatreon was easy to cancel the scat judgment.
>>500224505>>500224814Any GSbros to give some tips?
>>500224942goodness gracious what an incrdibly cute boy, now let's see that face
>>500225273Idk I never had any trouble on my GS playthrough last December when they did that return to World thing
Gentleman . I have finally done all optional MHW quests . I did the last one without my palico because he was already maxed out . Time wqs running out and I only had one faint left. This was probably shit , but at least I finally can look gay at least. Also didn't manage to carve the legiana :( fuck Clifford.I did have to do the quest 3 times . Once because I triple carted , 2 was too shitty at the start and 3 was the one.
>>500225570I'm not carting a lot, but I trade blows way too much with the monsters. Using all my pouch's healing ressources for one hunt
>>500225659You mean....White Winds of the New World?Yeah you were slow but you can improve.
Chat is this real? How is that even possible?
>>500226814It's a 100 person lobby with a 16 person hub with 4 person hunts.
>>500225854Yeah I main great sword but I felt like doing all the arena quests I never bothered to do with the gunlance . I think it might have been because my stuff was shitty.
>>500226991Wrong guy
>>500226949But it says the 100 peeps ca interact with each other. Do they mean chat wise?
>>500226814100 player siege
>>500226814its probably like fighting game lobbies where theres plenty of people in it but you can only recruit 16 for a session and then of that 16 only 4 can go on the same hunt.
100 player gangbang
>>500227256Do those 100 people see each other or no? It sounds similar to The First Descendant but I don't know if the main base can accommodate 100 people.
>>500168006Signed, phone games should have their separate boards.
>>500216864You're welcome.
>>500227216I would assume that's what they mean, yes. Until I see otherwise, I assume it works like this:A lobby contains 100 people.You interact with the lobby via a menu which contains three tabs:>A list of all hunters in the lobby so you can view their hunter cards>A list of all the active hubs in the lobby (X/16 members)>A chatroom so you can speak to others in the lobbyFrom there you can join a hub from the list or via a specific person. The hub is the actual game, with the specific members of your hub seen around camp and roaming the open world. Hunts can be posted from the quest board where up to 4 individuals can join, or up to 4 can join the dynamic quests that happen in the field; they join by attacking the quest target just like when starting the quest yourself.
>>500228113I see it makes a lot of sense thanks for explaining
>>500228113Why would anyone even want this then? 100 people spamming the chat
>>500174052>8000 SHUDo not post again until you give yourself hemorroids with blair's ultra death sauce. Coral pukei.
>>500228272So everyone in /mhg/ can see ThiccGirl beg for help real time.
>>500198630Good hunts3/16
2hrs…..
2 hours until we get a flood of 23fps webms of a jobbermon getting combod to deathfucking POG
>>500229453ryozo said its 60fps
>>500229453y u mad dough?
Will GS be fun in wilds?
>>500194192Based. Will do. Fuck that retarded roastie whore.
So yeah nevermind about theses posts actually >>500224505>>500224814>>500225854I didn't notice that I didn't have quick sheathe 3 anymore, steamrolled on the Brachydios after that, game is ez lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYjZnI9_kg8
>>500229927yeah, after we get focus and crits in the full game
>>500229927I dislike the 360 roto no scoop GS in Wilds. Really took the soul out of the weapon
>>500229453I mean I am jealous of them being able to start making characters before us too but you don't have to ironic shitpost like a sore loser, makes other pc players look lame.
Fuck Sony. It has enough money to pay off companies for temporary exclusivity (whether it's temporary exclusivity for games or, in MHWilds' case, for playable demo periods), but it can't be bothered to use its money to actually make games. The next three days until Steam/Xbox players get access to the demo will be unbearable.
>>500231193>72 hours is enough to mindbreak an anonFucking hell lad, get out and do some stuff.
>>500225273just dont over commityour draw slash still does decent damageyou should hit, roll, sheathe most of the time. once you get comfortable with that you can start using tackles and strong / true charges.
>>500231645These are the same kind of faggots who dedicate their literal weekend to shitpost on 4chan, anon. You are asking too much
>>500231805see >>500230742But yeah commiting in Iceborne doesn't feel worth it most of the time unless you have great positionning and get a good read on the monster's next attack. Monsters hit way too much so your TCS will whiff most of the time. While in World it was very doable. Now that I have quick sheathe 3 doing hit and run is piece of cake
>>500231193shut up and sit in your chair, bitch
>>500231193You know what bothers me more ? The fact that I will have to wait an indefinite amount of time for death stranding 2 on pc
playstationgods
Rise lumu since we won't have to deal with the snoys tonight?
>>500231193It's just a game, Anon....
>>500232468is that real?
>focusing on monsters that didn't appear in 5th gen>perfect lava monster with pack leader mechanics and tar on his body alreadycome on...capcom..
>>500198630thanks for the hunts
>>500232513Yes I videod it myself
>>500232228you dont need quick sheathe 3 at all but to each his own
>>500233331That's what I read apparently but it made a huge difference for me, I was sliding through the monster's attacks after it
>>500232551Heard you loud and clear, the new Khezu subspecies will be in the next announcementt. John Capcom
If I want to learn a new weapon, what would be a good monster to learn in Iceborne? Tempered Teostra can kind of be a cock.
WHICH STREAM ARE WE WATCHING??
>>500235083Rathian or mew are no.1
>>500234814>the new Khezu subspeciesnot even mad, I actually really like khezu. Ty john capcom.
>>500235103mine
>>500232595kek world looks like shit
PSbros have to pay a monthly premium to play with others? My god
>>500235813>its Red now!
>>500236964The fuck is Bolt?
>>500235103>watchingI'm not a c-word
>>500236964commencing the cope an hour early, I see
>>500218426>have to brag about a two days preview of a demo where you can only hunt 2 somewhat notable monstersDamn. I remember when snoys were sharing rumors about MH5 being exclusive to PS4What a downgrade
>>500237785It's kinda funny desu. Here I was thinking only my house is rent free turns out I have one in Anon's head.
>>500236964>paying for lan partyCapcom!
>>500226814>imagine the smell
I love playing in /mhg/ lumus. It's like I have friends!
>>500238870Please make real friends
>>500238940It's too hard. Give me a break
>>500238870I would never expose my identity to the people in threads like these by actually playing with them.
>>500238725100 sweaty afterhunt huntresses
>>500238870same anonI love my mhg friends. I can't wait to play wilds with everyone and make even more friends
>>500239251We don't bite y'know
>>500239251Oh please bitch you're not cute enough to stalk and kidnap so settle down
>>500239381The first time I played with one of you I got called baby the entire time because I was playing a huntress
>>500239530He was flirting with you. Play along next time
>>500239530Why are you playing a huntress?
>>500239530Play as a male
>>500239530Why didn't you play along?
>>500238870Is there a lumu currently up?
>>500235103>sitting in a corner watching other people stick their filthy tools into my monsterhmm, no i dont' think i shall
>>500173891hunting horn because she's the cuck support type
snoys...it's almost time
its hammering time soon
>>500240423She supports Mayu so well.
We're coming home guys I can't habeeb it
>>500240657no boobs? O_o
>>500240657mama sexo
poorfags and wagies, who are we watching? I just tuned into sdshepard myself.
SEX
>>500240556you'd think that this was some sort of joke, because i can't imagine people being THAT scared of video game spiders
>45 hairstyles>Twin long braids as a hairstyle NICE
Migrate when ready>>500240805>>500240805>>500240805
>>500240657me on the right
>>500240556The jokes write themselves at this point
No fking threads on v despite imminent beta for new game. How shitty this place has become. Full of pckek
let me innnnnnnnnnnn
Actual non-flamewar thread:>>500241164>>500241164>>500241164>>500241164
>>500241210fuck off snoy
>>500241264cope
>>500240556i mean that's dumb, the whole point of making some enemy spiders in games is to creep out or scare
