Hammer Down EditionPC trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuCfkgaaa08PS5 trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wW4Fdh6zFM>News:Patch 7: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-7-now-live_121Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99>Wiki:https://bg3.wiki>Mods:https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/>FAQ:>Q: How often should I long rest?>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of very low or very high rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.>Polls:>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnYOP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpastaPrevious thread: >>500122757
First for Gortash rape
Jas!
Astarion won
post cute frogs
>he boughted failguard
He needs to do shit like this
>>500220710No he doesn’t
>>500220480Astarion kiss mwah
>>500220598
Good evening. I love my husband Astarion. I wish he was real so he could be here to comfort me.
The Emperor is not BalduranIt's a mindflayer that has the memories of Balduran. The same way that if I made an exact clone of you, and then killed you, the clone wouldn't be you.
I'm playing on balanced difficulty and wondering about my party compI don't wanna be a power-gamer so I'm not too worried, but I also don't want to get hard stuck against a boss or something eithercurrently:>paladin/warlock>cleric/monk>bard/fighter>ranger/rogue
>>500220771He does
>>500220710The gooner AGP gamer
>>500220992Why didn't they changed the hairstyle for a female one
>>500220896I don't care cause I'm gonna fuck that squid either way
>>500220992Why did Mintharafag’s gale look so shitty in comparison?
>>500220931
why do my character's face piercings jiggle sometimes in close up shots in dialogueit's really aggravating
>>500220992That Mizora's face
>>500221210Maybe they have physics? idk, i hate piercings
>>500221143huh?
>>500221376That's you
>>500220818so kissable
>>500221376You're baiting like a retarded neckbeard and everyone can see it
>>500220710How do you make necklaces visible on characters?
>>500220931Multiclassing is mostly a powergamer thing so you're either powergaming or overcomplicating things for yourself. But your setup is probably fine.
bros
>>500221597basket of equipment mod has necklaces as cape slots so theyre visible
>>500221657Your Sim dollie is pretty ugly anon
>>500220710>the cutest companion remains unchanged
>>500221657Giraffe
>>500221448>>500221554I'm being sincere you weirdos >>500221621Just wanted to know if my team of 4 was missing something important that I somehow didn't see
>>500221729Thx
WHOOPS. Can't share that on a Christian imageboard https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/9216
Oh so it's bad when i do it
>>500221456based
What are the best character creation mods?
>>500221953This new shitpost tactic isn't gonna work if you're too lazy to even commit to posting the pictures and then just resetting your IP
my mommy made me tuuuooooona mac minus the tuuuooooona that way I don’t get mercury poisoning and get AIDS
>>500222228Akelka's mods
wouldwouldmeh
>>500222236I don't have the game installed
>>500222585Is that my precious little sister in a skirt….please excuse the garlic on my hands as i take a peek maam
>>500222585You just know whatever femcel drew this is 500 pounds
>>500222674BASED
Minthara sitting on your face and forcing you to huff her scent until you pass out after a long day of adventuring
>>500222585Nice Heathers referenceWhos Who? Obviously Rickster is Heather chandler, I get big Heather Duke Vibes from Orin, always living in someone elses shadow, and Gort well he’s obviously Heather Macnamera because of the spicy maybe gay romance with the protagonist.
>>500221841D&D isn't a 'holy trinity' type thing, the classes have plenty of tools for all your needs, but whether you recognize your needs and the tools to address them, well, that's the game.
>>500221657why do gooners have such bad taste
>>500222912You wrote this out you big fag.Go share a needle in an alley during HIV awareness month.
>>500223057I laughed at that mod so hard I cried. It's supposed to be a tattoo
>>500223194Which clothing mods should I use?
>>500220896That's how it used to be, yes. But in bg3, Withers says he recognizes Karlach/Tav in the fugue plane, and he says Squidorpheus is still Orpheus, which means the lore has officially been retconned. Squids are now still the same person, who has undergone a physical transformation.>but there are still squids who are new entities, such as the one in the windmillThese are side characters, having a bunch of prominent story protagonists and a god of the undead verifying you're still you trumps that. However, what this does suggest is that in the new lore, there seems to be some kind of variable that makes it so some people do get consumed and die and a new entity takes their place, like in the old lore. Perhaps some sort of "strength of mind" or "strength or personality", which is the same way Star Wars explained why mind trick doesn't work on some people. It wouldn't be the first time a fantasy author handwaved it and said it only works for some people (see: protagonists).>but there has always been a doomsday prophecy about an illithid that does retain their former selves, this has existed since second edition and fits the template for what happens in gameThat is a 0.000001% case thing, and it wouldn't happen like 4 times with 4 different people in quick succession like we see in the game. It just so happens to happen to the Emperor and then also Tav/Orpheus/Karlach immediately? It also means that WotC is officially killing off the illithid race, because that's part of the prophecy. So it's a major progression of the setting or a retcon either way.>Withers was just lying to let you down easy about being deadBut he actually finds you in the fugue, you're actually there, so it's not a perception thing and he's not lying.
>>500223194...Astarion?
>>500223126I’m just a kino appreciator.Nothing more keep your gay metadrama off my post!
>>500223276go away
>>500223194Russians consistently having dogshit taste
>>500220892Your feelings for him are real to you, and that's what matters.
>>500223419>get btfo'd>g-go away ;(
>>500223551Kys
>>500223551that wasnt me idiot, I just hate ugly minharafag
>>500223551My favorite part of this song and dance is when us schizos exacerbate the problem and piss off the people who dislike the namefaggot’s presence.Wot Wot!
>>500223606you first
>>500223276thankfully there's at least one person left here who is knowledgeable and puts effort into posting
>mfw i have to restart a playthrough
>>500223745Die!
>>500223745reply link not related?
Spent a good couple of moments summoning some extra help and casting longstrider on all of them just for Cazador to one shot all of them with call lightning because they take so long to follow that they were all bunched up on the stairs.
>>500223861No one wants to see your dragonfreak. What don't you fucking understand?
Schizophrenia has to be contagious I was sweet before this.
This and Shartzel are good ending canon
>>500222154John decided to write a different character in act 3. We've been over this about a thousand times
>>500224076rip
>>500224236Bearfag was always the most dangerous schizophrenic next to the pedophile.
>>500224431>implying
>>500224431Yeah but he doesn’t post here anymore, quit making up villains whiner.
>>500224256i can easily see wyllach being canon. maybe shadowzel too but this one has no chance
>>500224256>making fan art based on real actorsi wonder how tim and neil feel about this
>>500224256Who is that supposed to be on the right
>>500224667My mistake, he’s ‘reformed’ but pointing out the Thisobold sized elephant in the room gets me told to take my meds.So I’ll stop.
luv bg3luv MintharaSimple as.
>>500224936You will become taashfag in 3 days
>>500224936curious, nothing to add to the conversation?Not like anyone could go on stage.
>>500224791Is it based on a con pic or something? I've seen people redrawing that recent one of neil kissing tim on the cheek but not whatever this is.
>>500224936Until Veilguard comes out and you drop her crusty ass
>>500224882i don't even see him in the thread rn. he likes to post those tourist pics and shitpost about wyll all day
>>500224936How do you feel about your new xaifu becoming a they/them?
>>500225093yes
>>500225208Oh now you know how he posts?!Shut the fuck up faggot. Spam your modslop all you want. You’ll never amount to shit outside of this thread.
>>500225281I thought gale's va didn't like public appearances
>>500225315>Spam your modslop all you wantliterally what are you even talking about. this is my first reply to you
I’ve watched you for a fucking year, I know how you post faggot.KYS
>>500225337He's friends with Neil, plus money
>>500225281Oh, hadn't seen that oneShit I don't blame them redrawing these poses. They're basically askingforit
>>500225457He's extremely schizophrenic and thinks everyone that replies to him is the same 1 or 2 people
>>500224936You go have your fun with DA4. But don't forget about us, hmm?
>>500222956>no responseThere's been a sharp uptick in posts that are "What do I do if X" with 0 responses to people answering their questions. The posts are often very similar, like weird build questions
I know it’s you pretending to be the fucking pedophile you POS. KYS.
>>500225543does he think i'm the macaroni slopfag or something kek
>>500224882>So I’ll stop.You need to stop using weird apostrophes. Yeah. I'm noticing.
A Cute Minthy
>Entire gen ruined by 2-3 anons who schizoposted about another couple anons who knew each other who knew anons who knew anons who knew ahhhhhhhhHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Change Whiney’s Diapey! Everyone knows Bearfag died in a pie eating contest!
>>500225909God his chin is enormous
>>500225997This gen is a fucking trainwreck
>>500226151No bigger disaster than whatever mystery meat is going on in your pants.
>>500225997baldur's gate 3 is dead
>>500226245You didn’t have to murder him yk.
Learn to ignore and filter people you don't like, and stop acting all mighty and superior, and eventually people will stop even thinking about "Who's behind this post?!" Now talk about my freckled Tav.
>gf made a forest-gnome bard and is trying to bang karlachwhat did she mean by this?
>>500226425Raccoon looking ass
>>500225909A new set of bifocals so she can whip Shadowheart with even greater precision
>>500226425Your freckled tav was an ugly whore and it matched your personality to a T.
Post viconia whipping shart
>>500226479gay and likes size difference
>>500225909SMARThara with a PhD in chemistry...
Startef poppin when bearfag got mentionedAs opposed to this hole usually being dead as shit.
>>500225909snake lips
>>500226826Her first pupil didn't give a great review
>sorcerer >cute, goes outside, friendly>wizard>ugly, does not go outside, passive aggressive Makes me laugh every time
>>500227601Someone ‘jak it
>>500227601My Tav vs Gale
Any tips for fighting Cazador on honor mode?
>>500226584>ugly whore>it matched your personality to a T.Harsh, but not unwarranted. I guess I just don't understand what roleplaying means, so I tend to self-insert a lot instead. A very wise swine once said that "roleplaying is not something as demanding as going on stage and playing an actor, it should be more natural, even if in such a large game, FOMO is around the corner." I'm still trying to decipher that pigbabble.
>ugly whorei mean shadowheart isn't that ugly
Deflecting and lying. Just like the swine. Guess you’re more of a pigfag than a bearfag.
You’ve honestly done so much damage to this general acting like an opportunistic fag.
>>500228595goo goo ga ga
What mental illness do you have
>>500228595*punches you in the face*
>>500228723The one you gave me.
I'm admitting to all my multiple identities. I'm also Mintharafag, but we'll get to that sooner or later. What more could you want from me? Orin is a character with dissociative identity disorder. She really makes me feel "seen."
You're going to judge and doxx me no matter what kind of Tav I make, won't you?
>>500228849I don’t want anything else besides you owning up to it now that the thread is on it’s way out ((((((((FINALLY)))))))))))) thanks for your time.
sex with astarion until his cock falls off
Spending a nice day out with Lae'zel
sex with astarion until my cock falls off
>>500229137Stop freakspreading in my general.
>>500228723trans
>>500228996Dude. I stopped caring that it was him awhile ago, why are you incapable of responding to shit you don’t like? You’ve probably run more people off than him at this point, excluding all the psychotic falseflag shit he hops in on.
Sex
>>500229137autism date
>>500229137>>500229424https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANdwdgCwIgI
>>500229370Why do you enable shitposters? There are places on /vg/ where this would have been unacceptable.
>>500229424>>500229496be nice to lae'zel
>>500229554
>>500229137Why are you making Gale and Manthara witness
First playthrough>Astarion>14charisma>Insight, Deception, Sleight of Hand, Investigation, Sleight of Hand, Intimidate, Stealth>+1 all rolls from vamp>Blade Ward cantrip as an oh shit buttonSecond playthrough>Fighter Warlock Tav>17charisma>uhhh intimidation and persuasion i guessHoly shit the difference in utility feels bad.
>>500229923but are you roleplaying your feelings on that difference out in-game? hmmm??
damn... just crashed and lost three hours of progress...
>>500229554I think it's unacceptable for Pea to dump 100+ screenshots in a single thread. Yet the swine gets chummy with it and even compliments it. What do you make of that? If we're going to start assigning degrees of culpability, maybe we should start there.
>>500229554I don’t need this from you schizo number 2. Enjoy your life on 4chan.
>>500229137i see 4 cuties
>>500230069I think it’s unacceptable for you to be a fag whiner/schizo chan.Don’t ever butt into my conversations with other schizoids again.
Schizos all over the shop. Youu’ll become one sooner or later.
>>500229392with you yes
>pointless tripfag spam>schizos arguing over nothing, not related to the game at allBad thread. When should I come back? Never I assume. Shame, I like this game and would have enjoyed talking about it.
>>500231279See you tomorrow
>>500231012You're a schizo, I'm a schizo, he's a schizo, she's a schizo. But don't you dare speak of Pea dumping 100+ screenshots in a single thread. That one doesn't count, alright? Pea's alright, the swine said so.https://arch.b4k.co/vg/search/text/pea/width/2880/>>500231279What did you want to talk about? Start a discussion, right now.
>>500231240Can I join too?
>>500229837they are on the "get along together" bench
>>500228892Best case scenario he’s tsundere with the Tavs he likes
I get the feeling that you're supposed to use one of the origin characters as your PC instead of making your own. >>500231853'He'? Who?
>>500231463Start a discussion
>>500232031Most people made custom. Play as an origin if you want some extra story snippets from their perspective, usually related to their backstory or main issue, but it's not a matter of supposed to.
>>500232031The local schizo that hates every Tav but his own
>>500231502yes
>>500232494genuinely surprised frogs aren't dead last
>>500231240>>500232546J-Jenevelle my darling....Why...?
>>500232494You lose the voice acting if you play as an Origin. I find it hard to believe you're "supposed to" play as Astarion or Lae'zel or Shadowheart instead of having them as companions. Good voice acting contributed significantly to the success of the game, and that’s something even the detractors will reluctantly admit.
>>500233095Doesn't karlach origin narrate herself?
>>500232847Turns out, people find being short to be more distasteful compared to being a literal space alien that looks like a leathery toad. Something something society.
>>500232904....You wouldn't get it
>mintharafag shittalking laezelthe mirror...look in it...
>>500233270Who would want to play as a man let desu
>>500233270Can I repeat myself? Okay, I will. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR MIDGET TAV. Everyone understands that.
I think after my drow monk i shall make a dwarf and romance shart
>>500233506please make a midget tav next
>>500232494>>500233095This is probably just my skill issue, but making a custom character in games like these make me feel like I'm inserting a Mary Sue OC into someone else's perfectly good story, ruining it by overcentralizing it on me. It's the sort of thing I can only tolerate if making a custom character is the only choice allowed for me to play the game.
>>500233558gnome halfling or dwarf?
>>500233685i'm partial to dwarf but whatever tickles your fancy
>>500233653The Dark Urge is the special snowflake mary sue. Tav is pretty firmly a nobody.
what made paladin so popular?
>>500233910smite
>>500233871Yeah, no, I kinda doubt "a nobody" can no-sell ceremorphosis and brainwash the other six origin characters and others into following them around like they're the Guardians of the Galaxy.
>>500234141whatever
>>500233910knight and boring dudes
>>500232546You're only having sex with me tonight
>>500233910The longsword and shield is the protagonist loadout in fantasy fiction.It's a charisma class so good at talking and most people play their Tav as the face. Notice how Sorc, Rogue, and warlock are all in the top5 as well, being charisma "face" classes or classes with skill expertise (rogue).Paladin is a quarter-caster so you get some of the fun of spellcasting, but still has all of the simple straightfoward power of hitting things like a fighter. So it covers most bases. We see fighter there as the third most popular because a lot of new players think Fighter is the "starter class". Paladin is a fighter who also gets to cast some spells.The sound effect of smite is one of the best sounds in the game.I think paladin is also popular because it's the stereotype hero class and data over the course of 30+ years of gaming suggests that most players enjoy playing the straightforward hero. Paragon has a whopping 90% player preference over Renegade, and swtor showed similar numbers. Paladin is the storybook hero who swoops in to slay the dragon and rescue the princess. In reality, dnd is cool because every class gets to do that, but we're talking about player perception.
so now that we've seen what a truly woke game looks like, why did so many people call BG3 woke? having a token nig in the party is standard level of forced diversity that dates back to the 90s. having same-sex romances has been in RPGs for almost two decades now. there is a drag queen but the character is portrayed in an awful light. BG3 doesn't reference any current-year social issues and it doesn't force you to play as if x or y is right.
>>500234983CUTE CUTE CUTE FROG
>>500234581:(
>>500235020>why did so many people call BG3 wokethere's always a group of people who want good games like bg3 and elden ring to fail and they grasp at whatever the straws the zeitgeist offers and woke just happened to be the current thing
>>500234983You look a beautiful shade of toadish yellow today my queen
>>500234983Thank you for your high quality screenshots, as always.
>>500235270
>>500235209Has anybody asked those people why they do that?If they have, did those people give a coherent answer, instead of something out of Francis E. Dec's typewriter?
>>500235375Gosh... she's so beautiful!
>>500235382no you do not ask god's chosen people questions
>>500235382cause when the swtortanic sunk it was hilarious and a high point for /v/. people are chasing that high of when a vaunted and hyped game crashes and burns
>>500235382It's a boogeyman invented by far right media. For the Nazis' equivalent, check out this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_BolshevismCreate a nonexistent and ill-defined enemy to let people hallucinate an 'enemy within' from coincidences or isolated happenings.
>and the heeb damage control crew arrivesmake it less obvious next time
>>500235848I'm trans btw if that matters
>>500235848>far right>wikipedia link >reddit spacing Cool, /pol/ b8
>>500236016The new DA is right up your alley
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_TbF5m5KpUGale's theme
There isn’t enough malice in this shitposting. It will never do.
>>500236387I’m not malicious *le shrugs*
>>500236120already pre-ordered 4 copies to own the chuds
>>500236747your sooo cute anon
>>500236747I’ve seen the shitposting here, I’ve participated in it! It’s all malicious!
this is what happens when you deny a namefag attentionholy melteroni (in a suine way)
It's posting off-topic garbage again.
>>500225693he lives rent free in every schizo's head
>>500236836*smiles innocently *>>500236913Look, sometimes a girl gotta eat :^)
When will *it* fucking stop
>>500237849Wyll will never stop dancing
>>500237849*punches you in the face*
>>500238063It stopped! It's over!
>>500238153*drops it nasty* Ladies… *winks*
>>500237849When the whiner fucks off and lets this place DIE
>>500238153FINALLY I can B myself
Boy got that magic(?)
>>500238697*dabbing forehead*
>>500238453did i stumble into /xivg/
>>500239041Is it possible to make a tiefling character that doesn't look completely terrible?
>>500239281This is /cp77g/
>>500239409Stop doxxing me
>>500238697Men in corsets make me coomToo bad Astarion makes me reverse-coom. Now I'm just back where I started.
>>500239041I will now help you compose your song.
>>500239463I WOULD post my 10/10 corpo V but I'm distracted rn >>500239298Yes. And her name is Tiefling refugee
>>500239726cleanup on aisle 500239726. someone spilled a... blueberry jam and vomit?
>>500239849Midas Fortnite x Avatar x 2/10 Skyrim modlist >>500239494Bimbos more your thing?
>>500240225Shart with this body please Swen please patch it in
>>500240343Best I could do. -Swen
>>500240527This episode of the Maury show would go so hard. All the male characters would be there fighting.
If there was a romanceable female dragonborn companion, she would be the most popular romance in the game.
>>500240674Guys?
I can fix him
>>500240952I broke him
>>500240793
>>500241196"You fornicated with a mind flayer."
Are these sloppy hours? Can I participate? Here's your improved Mizora.
>>500241493Lmao
>>500241504disgusting you should be ashamed of yourself
>>500240793is this real
>>500241504WHOA >>500241718Very real. Too, even
>>500241196the real question is if orpheus is also pregnant here
I just watched a Veilguard review, I saw a bunch of companion dialogues etctheyre cookedwere not going anywhere bros, the throne is still our lol
Here he is ingame
A black-and-white image of Jaheira apologizing, but... she is just tired.
>>500241001unironically saved
I deleted my hime-cut half-elf Durge campaign. I decided to intstead make my Durge a red-headed high elf.
>>500242153All yours friend :)
>>500241504Show him the ugly bitch version of Alfira
>>500242287Solas dragonage in my BG3?
The true colors of the world...
>>500242478The very same.
The worst punishment you can give it is to ignore it whiner.
>>500242529oh no no no
AsTaRiOn sPeCiFiCaLlY AlSo tAlKs aBoUt hOw hE FeElS AlIvE AgAiN, hOw tHe cOlOrS Of tHe cItY BrInG BaCk aNcIeNt mEmOrIeS: wE DoN'T KnOw hIs sPeCiFiC AcTiOnS, bUt wE CaN InTuIt fRoM ThEsE DiAlOgUeS A MoRe "GeNtLe" NaTuRe.
>>500242268I support your cause
You better fucking ignore them asshole.
>>500243080the whiner is colourblind
>>500238453I don't mind the clothes actually
>>500243121Appreciate it.
the ugly ginger druids returns...grim
>>500243080HIS GENTLE NATURE!!
>>500243354cmon anon you weren’t that retardedyou knew.
>>500243545Where did my nigga Wyll's shirt go?
>>500243253I might download it and try it out but only as a joke
>>500242268why delete and start overI have my fair share of playthroughs deleted in act 2 or 3 as well
this is so fucking schizophrenic
This is some sick fuck ritual you all need help.
>>500243798get rid of the vitligo
>>500243865Honestly, I have no idea. In hind-sight, I probably shouldn't have. Especially since I was on the part where you duel Orin.
>>500244127Why?
does anyone have that one asterion approves picture where its his face edited ontop of some guy standing up in a crowd/classroom and its everyone else disapproving
>>500244454grow hair now
>>500244549You gonna make a meme wit it :) ?
>>500244734no I just like the picture and realized I never saved it despite it being posted a lot
>>500244690This was what I looked like...before the accident.
>artist gf>playing>handsome guy>who that>later>notebook>handsome guyno no no
>>500244549
>>500244929This is a skyrim model???
>>500245304thank you fren
>>500245367Question or statement????
>>500245429Sorry my rudey tooty It looks like a hyper modded skyrim boy model, I had to look at the clothes to be like, oh bg3 texture.
>>500245304>filename>b&wcheeky today arent we
>>500246025I'm just tired.
>>500244929wat anime white boy has vitligo
>>500246086go to bed then, you deserved it
>>500245241>artist bf>playing>cute girl>who that>me haha>later>notebook >cute girl Over status?
>artist bf>playing>cute girl>who that>me haha>later>notebook>cute girl
>>500247380cute
>artist xf>playing>squid>who that>me haha>later>notebook>squid
>artist gf>playing>handsome young man>who that>idk haha>later>notebook>handsome young man
>>500248351fr
Current playthrough is just Durge, Lae'zel, and a couple of hirelings. No Shadowheart, no Astarion, No Gale. Just peace and quiet while we bop all the enemies across the lands. It's almost ideal.
>>500223861cute lizard
murder
>>500252273>46 and ready to settle down
Good morning my wyggas
>>500252585>elf>46FBI are on the way pedofag
GOOD NIGHT SEETHE AND LOVEDICKGIRLS AND CUNTBOYS!
i had the urge to push a stroller with a baby into incoming traffic today..... durge makes me feel seen.....
>Lae'zel, Shadowheart, Karlach, MintharaWhich one has the best pussy?
>>500255715Karlach and Laezel got that high STR pussy grip
>>500255715highest mileage is shart
>>500255826Anal doesn't count
>>500255826>busted shadowhole worn from countless orgies ick
>>500255715Astarion obviously
>>500256117god forbid a 45 year old woman had some sex in her lifetime
>>500255715they all have big beefy cocks in my game
I hate Karlach and Wyll so much it's unreal.
>>500258370this but wyll and gortash
>enter Withers' tomb on every other character so far>"This place wasn't made for the living...">enter as a Necromancer Wizard>"This place reeks of necromancy"based subclass reactivity outside of npc convo
Good night.
What's your honor mode team setup? Getting close to finish my first run and need some ideas.
Good mornin'
>>5002625515LVL paladin/7 warlock12LVL evocation gale magic missile build5LVL fighter/7 war cleric laezel3LVL thief rogue/5LVL gloom ranger/3 LVL fighter crossbow build Astarion
>>500262763>5LVL fighter/7 war cleric laezel>5LVL paladin/7 warlockwhat's the point given that the extra attacks don't stack in honor mode?
>>500262763>7 war clericexplain
for me? it's ranger wyll
>>500264452>>500264519there's a ring that gives opponent disatvangte to hold person after you hit them and you still get extra attacks from the war cleric subclass, it pairs well with eldritch knight, you go warlock after 5 levels in paladin because the extra paladin features are basically worthless and it gives a ton of cool stuff to concentrate plus you get eldritch blast
>>500262551easy mode is tavern brawler strength monk 2paladin/10swords bardabjuration wizardany sorcerercrushes pretty much any encounter in the game.
>>500265350wish we had a sassy orc as a companion
>>500265163>after 5 levels the extra paladin features are basically worthless the auras are like a cornerstone of paladin.
>>500265439i do wish we had less elves and more of anything else.
>>500265350what's so good about abjuration
>>500265532If you're a brainlet, yeah. Their range is shit, the pally is right next to the enemies while the casters are on the other side of the map throwing and casting shit, you get what, 1 or 2 allies in your aura? If you want to add an extra paladin level by all means do so, I'll pass
>>500265575when you're right, you're right, P.
>>500265532personally i prefer pure paladin over multiclassing them with anything else. i just find it more fun with the improved divine smites at 11>>500265682has the potential to negate 50+ damage a turn. max ward stacks means you can throw your shield with a reaction to block 24 damage and anyone who hits the wizard is gonna get blocked for 23, 22, 21, and so on, and the maybe problem any spellcaster has is that they're thin but abjuration wizards are basically unkillable once they hit level 5 and have glyph of warding and counterspell.it also mogs any healing subclass because abj wizards get to keep their spell slots for actual spells and can keep allies allive with the ward instead.
Everybody should be a gnome and dwarf.
>>500265747+4/+5 to all saving throws is just a ridiculously strong effect. >Their range is shitsounds like a you problem where you can't plan accordingly.
i also just really like having at least one wizard around because i like the Curriculum of Strategy: Artistry of War a whole lot
>>500266212How many allies benefit from the aura? If you got a lot of martials go ahead, it's fucking useless if most of your party are casters or ranger compared to getting a LVL4 spell as a sorcerer, bard or warlock when you multiclass
at the end of the day you can beat honor mode with some pretty dumb shit as long as you have a strategy in mind that makes enemy characters health zero before your own health reaches zero. Follow your dreams.
>>500266368>If you got a lot of martials go aheadit's not about martials, it's about moving your party as a unit, and that's the whole point of paladin's auras to begin with.
>>500266730if you have any ranged character remotely close to a paladin in the first place you can't place your units for shit
>>500266929idk about you, but when a fight starts from dialogue all four of my dudes are like, right next to each other.
>>500267000where's your alert feat lil bro
>>500266929>ranged characteryou can shoot your bow at 5ft. sounds like your idea of placing units is about putting as much distance as possible between everyone. feats like sentinel are very strong
Astarion tender loving
is there any point to warlocks that aren't blade pact?compared to CHA for melee the pet sucks ass and the cantrips from the book suck ass
>>500270376not really. blade pact is buffed in bg3 compared to tabletop so it's way better than the other two options. in tabletop to swing a sword with charisma you needed to take hexblade patron but that doesn't exist in bg3. in tabletop your blade pact weapon still uses strength dex (they changed this in the new edition that just came out though)
>>500270376pact of the chain is probably the strongest for pure warlock, the free imp is always relevantblade pact falls off a cliff at level 10.tome depends on your party, if you don't have any other source for guidance/haste it's fine.
>>500270376>>500270776The Imp from Chain is guaranteed surprise every fight, but is replicated by just getting ShovelTome is there for if you don't care about surprise and just want your warlock to be a semi pure casterBlade is completely unique in utility and lets you dumpstat Strength entirely while making you a passably strong melee combatant
>>500271183>The Imp from Chain is guaranteed surprise every fight, but is replicated by just getting Shovelthe chain imp gets an extra attack though
>>500271252The extra 1d4 hopefully isn't fight ending, the real benefit is the guaranteed surprise
>>5002714101d4+3 that can be buffed and whatnot, familiars and companions are basically always busted for people who care enough to use them and min-max.>guaranteed surpriseI'm not a huge fan of abusing game mechanics, at some point you're just removing all the challenge from the content.
>>500271183>Blade is completely unique in utility and lets you dumpstat Strength entirely while making you a passably strong melee combatantIs that even viable? They don't even get medium armor proficiency. Maybe it could work as a gith.
>>500272181There are finesse weapons you can use with GWM (Dancing Breeze, Larethian's Wrath, Phalur). Just ASI Cha to 20+, use the gloves of Dexterity or equip Graceful Cloth with Mage Armor. You'll be sitting at 18 AC from just your chest piece + dexAnd get Lifestealer as your final invocationsBadabing badaboom, your melee attacks hit for 1d10+2xCha+10 before any gear kicks in. Nothing insane, but strong enough to not hold you back at all
>>500272734if you're a blade lock why does it matter if they're finesse weapons? the whole thing about blade lock is that you can be proficient with anything
>>500273487They're cooler
>>500273631fair enough
im scared of dragonage veilguard ending up more fun than bg3
>>500274156different strokes for different folks. i've been thinking of trying it because people never shut up about it ITT but i don't like the old ones or bioware in general
>>500274156Veilguard is a arpg where as bg3 is a crpg tt parody that pauses the game every 10sec to roll a d20. Ofc veilguard is gonna be more fun.
>>500274156>rtwp first person with a partythe combat lacks the depth of d&d and the reactivity of demon souls. why do you guys like this again?
>>500274319what is HE doing here?
>>500228126don't bring astariont. brought astarion
>>500270376Chain would be fine if their feature wasn't available to everyone in the form of Shovel. The extra attack doesn't matter because the familiar doesn't scale and therefore has shit hit chance and shit damage after the first 3 levels. The big thing is garantee surprise, and Shovel can do that fine.Tome is fine, albeit unexciting. Honestly EB is better than any gish Cha weapon, so if you don't give a shit about being viable in melee it's your overall best bet.Blade allows you to be a gish, wich is fine if an enemy gets to your face and you don't want to waste a Mistic Step to reposition and EB I guess.
>sneak up on the gith wetwork squad in Balduran's room under elfsong>sneak atk on with asty for nice surprise round>LOOKS LIKE U R PICKIN A FITE, HARDLY SURPRISE OF CONSEQUENCES>dont get my surprise roundgey
>Neil Newbon earns around 70,000 USD for photos and autographs per con>visits all bigger cons internationallywew Astarion made him a millionaire
does shart always choose to throw the spear away if you don't intervene? or does it depend on your actions?
>>500277534Turns out the mary sue is just as 2D as all the other mary sues
>>500271646Tbh any adventurer would use a permanently invisible, extremely expendable companion to get the jump on enemies, it's not a forced or outlandish concept.
>>500277630do you even know what a mary sue is?
>>500277509Doing that sounds unironically awful.
>>500277534It depends on your actions.
okay but why does failing to kill aylin release her from the prison
>>500278686Killing or releasing her is required for the plot bcuz then ketheric will remain unkillable if you dont do either.
>>500277632>this tiny imp gives you a full turn for free because he hit the opponent for 4 damage while invisibleit's purely an abuse of game mechanics, it's there for shit parties and honor mode maxers.
BG3's third act, let's talk about it.
>>500281779Buggy unfinished slop that is only liked by the masses of marvel capeshit worshippers
>>500281779Mid act saved by the house of hope and the epilogue
Good afternoon /bgg/!Waifus, HusbandosLove & Harmony~!>>500281779Best Act and you deserve Veilguard's cities and towns designed like an Overwatch map if you think otherwise.
Imagine being thst delusional. What is it? Sunk cost?
>>500281779never beat it, never played more than a couple hours in there even (i have 500 hours in bg3)
>>500282859Attention seeking , the act isn't bad and if you think so, you deserve to suffer.
The slopswine is a subhuman that for months suffered the negative influence of a BULLY general, which constantly abused it, and which WARPED its nature. When the swine distances itself from its sloppy routine, it demonstrates and understands that, while remaining faithful to its attention-seeking and time-wasting nature, it is also possible to be completely society's waste, maintaining its porcine aspect.
>>500283073putting the city as act 3 was a mistake. the game would be better if act 2 and 3 were swapped around.
Certified faggot's take on the male boddies:Theyre gymbro-lites. Like an ottermode that did brosplits with a lot of core machines for 6 months. Halsin is his own thing as a hulk-lite. If he gained a bunch of weight he would be be super comfy to snuggle under, and if he went on a hard cut he'd be the king of masc gymbros.But also Gort:Gort is is like the gaydead twunk who owned it and went full daddy-mode. As a based homo, he is ofc a switch. He knows he'll never be the cute young thing he was, but enjoys playing the tyrant for cute young twinks. Meanwhile, when coming across a TheReal homo who see him and wants to plap his thicc hairy ass, he bounces on that pogo stick.New thread theme bcuz Im listening to it while veeting my junk about to go blow out a twink's back on a fday hookup, and also since this post is gay as hell: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6swmTBVI83kWhich guy is the cutest? IDK if youre ready for that hot of a take >.>
>>500283073>you deserve to suffer. I see my Pavlovian training has yielded incredible results, but it's not what I said today:I said Veilguard's maps and city hubs are abysmal and if you think you'll see a better representation of a city, better yet a fantasy medieval city, you will be disappointed for a very long time. I guess you deserve to suffer if you bought Veilguard, but thats another story.Act 3 is great, is definitely better than Act 2 and after playing the game for a whole year it has become my favorite section of the game.https://youtu.be/EnIT4h53WTE
THAT FAGGOT PRESSED POST AT THE SAME TIME ON HIS PHONE!
The worthless pig fuck begs for attention from people who won't even directly reply to it. Maybe Pea the spammer can fill that role when it comes back online. Pea's alright. What does Pea think of Act 3?
>>500283169Its basic story telling- act 1 you introduce- act 2 you widen the scope- act 3 you conclude the storyAll these fetch quests and new characters in act 3 don't belong. Cities are always midway points in crpgs for good reason.
Pee pee the hon?
33% of the city is missing and the map is small as shit, New Vegas, Night City and Santa Monica from VTMB are way better cities. No amount of redditposts will gaslight me into thinking that the act with the biggest amount of rushed quests is the best in the game or good period lol. Compare Ethel's quest in act 1 and act 3. Act 3 is where bg3 stops pretending about half of its companions.fuck that ,nigga, act 3 is bad. And that's without kicking the main plot and final boss being garbage hornet nest
Not only is it aesthetically the most pleasant section of the game, full of NPCs to talk to, paths and trails worthy of a large medieval port city, colors and sounds that evoke tales of travelers, merchants, common people and thieves alike; not only does it offer, thanks to its numerous shops, stores and inns, opportunities for new gear, armor, weapons and finally spend all that money; not only is it the moment in which finally reached the highest levels, you feel fulfilled and established explorers and adventurers; it is the act in which almost all of our companions' quests are articulated in the final phase, each with their dedicated dungeons and quests, and at the same time the game is full of optional side adventures.Some say it is overwhelming: not only do I not agree, but I prefer at least to have people who "criticize" Act 3 for having too much content, rather than... whatever Veilguard will be.
>>500284048It's boggling that a developer can do so much right and then fuck up something basic like that, maybe it's a symptom of having 4 different offices with 100 employees each.
>>500284048>Cities are always midway points in crpgs for good reason.Always? What happened in Baldur's Gate, the first game of the series? You can go on wikipedia to refresh your memory.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baldur's_Gate_(video_game)#Story
My game's performance shits itself in act 3 every time. It's not unplayable, but it's way worse than any other point in the game except maybe in Moonrise after you annihilate the place.
>>500283705>"I can't believe slopfags prefer Pea's posts to mine"
>>500284641Covid and the war in Russia messed with the game's development, they also had issues with the xbox port, bg3 coming out good is already a miracle
Does anyone have the QRD on Silfy's development IRL? It's kinda weird. She is in the first act, completely absent from act 2, then reappears in act 3 with a different VA. What's up with that? Is it just one of those things where they recorded her lines for act 1 all nice and professional like and then she caught the kung flu and then sent in her act 3 voice lines she recorded on her phone while everyone was working from home?
I've grown attached to my hireling.
>>500284683What happened to Charname, Balduran, Viconia and Sarevok from the first game :)>>500284832Some of Ethel and Halsin's voicelines in act 3 sound like shit to this day, let's call it the covid tax
I can completely believe that the dishonest, hypocritical, worthless pig would condone Pea spamming garbage day in and day out, since its modus operandi is essentially the same. Remember to throw in a vague reference to BG3 at the end of your post so it's not off-topic.
BG3 is the best rpg, but it's not a perfect rpg. It's immersive sim-like qualities is what puts it above all other modern rpgs.
Dragon Age will make bg3 look like an easy access
>>500284709Honestly, the game's performance is one of the few valid criticism point of Act 3 I can get behind. Other than that, what I hear people complaining about Act 3 are just the things it lacks, and at the same time the fact that there is too much content: this kind of indecisive swing between wanting more content without knowing how to manage it does not seem like a good place to start playing Act 3.It is not always like this, in fact, usually the city/village/etc has the role, in a traditional "hero's coming of age" story, of being one of the first places where the protagonist confronts the world, usually there is a fairly overwhelming but stimulating first contact, and sometimes the hero returns to the same place years later allowing us to understand its growth: it is a fairly common trope: think of the Grove, with the first small siege, the first merchant of the game, and then the siege against or with Minthara.
>>500285136>immersiveYeah, pausing the game to roll on-screen dice every 10sec is soooo immersive.
BG3 needed more racism and rape
>>500285303LolmaoAnon, I really wanted a BG3 rival, a true BG3 rival:Veilguard is nothing like that, trust me.>>500285060You're still reposting that namefaggot's screenshot: I find it curiously funny, interestingly so perhaps even
I used to be a total Wizardfag but I believe in the total Sorcerer Supremacy now.
>>500285383Yes, it actually is immersive that I can use 6 different ways to get past any locked door. It is immersive that I can throw any object in my inventory. It's immersive to play in a real 3D world where I can jump, sneak, dash and shove, instead of simply whiterooming spreadsheets.
I'll repost any screenshot that shits on worthless pig fucks that are only capable of posting slop. Apparently, many different people share that distaste of attention whores. Your continued ass pain regarding anything namefag-related is noted, however.
>>500285491You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. I wager you couldn't empty a boot of excrement were the instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, fake non-canon to have to us who think and reason? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh.
>>500285881>HE ACTUALLY REMOVED THE GNOMEthats it too far I’m about to hunt you down for sport and display your nuts as a trophy over my fireplace.
>>500285887I would appreciate it if you didn't use Galadriel for your artistic pastas.
I think I will post an image from my modded game soon.I got a few of them cause my friend likes to mod shit, but I don't really care about mods or not. I'll post the sloppiest thing I have, that shitty fairy mod.
Swen said that his next game will be his best one yet
>>500286101I’m gonna use the pictures I want to use.
>>500286123Slop is common; otherwise it wouldn't be slop. You can't get upset at every sloppy little pig that passes through these threads. There's only one that weaponizes slop for its attention whore act.
>>500286357>you can’t get upset but you do
>>500286123Go ahead anon! I'm curious to see others people games.>shitty fairy modBut I honestly have no idea what you're talking about.>>500286457Anon are you perhaps saying that the whiner is...le hypocrite? No way. And perhaps a little fragile...but not that fragile.
>>500285887it's filter time. take your meds anon.
I never said something in favor of sexual abuse, that's beneath me. And even if I did, it was only as a joke. The joke being... Astarion being raped. What kind of disorder is this? Leave me alone and suck on this joke.
>>500287020A fairy race mod. Looks like ass, and they aren't even permanently tiny and cute.Basically just egirl cosplay mod.
>filter evadingcurious....
What's the ideal build if you just want to nuke enemies with direct damage dealing magic. Not debilitating spells that slow them or blind them, I want to absolutely destroy them.
Why don't you fellas feel like discussing the game anymore? I even posted an animal from the game to spark discussion. Hello? Anyone left here?
he's not taking the break-up with Mystra well
>>500287424Storm Sorcerer + water then
I never said something in favor of sexual abuse, that's beneath me. And even if I did, it was only as a joke. The joke being... Silfy being raped. What kind of disorder is this? Leave me alone and suck on this meme.
>>500287627Breaking up with Mystra is a spectrum
>>500287731Both those who joke about harming children and worthless pig fucks that joke about sexual abuse deserve to be hanged.
>>500288261based, J in Act 2 should have been dealt with months ago
>>500288261It reminds you of when that Priest touched you?
>>5002882614chan is really not built for general threads. regulars are basically impossible to filter out, and the moderation is non-existent.
>>500288261Your Tav looks sooooo good care to share some more pics of her? ahahahahalso>racial slurs and suicidal intimations and bullying for months on end is goodOh noo right in the hypocrisis>>500288626the Genshin Impact general ahs better mods than 2023 GOTY: really makes you think
Ok he got filtered too my work here is done
Okay.. okokok. So... the man steals an apple. Then he gives it to the needy. A woman who works for nine fingers(were they even around in Balduran's time? lmao) approaches the ginger thief about shaddy business. The ginger then steals a whole bunch of Djinns. The nine fingers lady snitches on him and he is chased through the streets. The ginger theif is then put on trial for the apple theft, with no djinn thingymabog in sight. It can be concluded that he did indeed commit both crimes, but the djinn theft was a setup by nine fingers who got their djinns while paying the judge to gloss over that fact and scentance him to the gallows for apple theft. The apple being on the floor in the final pic representative of just how low on the pole that apple really is. Meanwhile the nine fingers gets their djinns and doesnt have to pay the ginger being sentenced to the gallows.I mean... what... what am I supposed to destroy here? Erasing any of the truth prevents le tru justice from ever being sought after.Pls send help! IDK wtf is going on with this wishy washy, subjective ass quest about justice.
>>500288626>regulars are basically impossible to filter outThat's really your own personal issue, buddy. Remember, you deserve to suffer if you speak out against slop.
I mean hey look. Male gnomes may be fairly low on the hierarchy and all, but they are still beings and have feelings too. Not to mention they're equally as capable. I mean hell, Ash's brothers have helped her along this far to become the Hero of Baldur's Gate after all. Truth be told, they didn't really care. But Ash just couldn't help it. She has that ambitious mind, and that feminine charge of wanting to do right. Colm, man he just wants to fight. Shed that blood. Pad, he wants to meditate to protect what is precious. Tam? He's all for adventure, but he'd prefer to keep the bloodletting to a minimum. But all of them, male gnomes they may be, they care about the sis Ash, and so they combine their powers and specialties and go along for the adventure with her.Gnomes are based. They care about family and shit. That's all I'm saying.
>>500288739>the Genshin Impact general ahs better mods than 2023 GOTY: really makes you thinki've got news for you, people creating mods don't come to 4chan; the hacker 4chan days are long gone, this website is basically coomers and pol tards now.
>>500289423maybe he means moderation, i can’t speak on that since I dont go in there.
>>500289423are you a coomer or a /pol/tard?
>>500289559I think he meant plagiarize
>>500289423>>500289423I was talking about mods and jannies
>>500289616the former. obviously. >>500289559yeah that makes more sense, probably because genshin impact has a much younger user base and more pedos involved.
Only time will tell. In a few decades, if theres no EE or remaster, then we'll know it wasnt that great.
>>500289639Plagiarizing souls is a lexical choice.Cheating is roleplaying.Flattery is bullying.The slopswine is very smart.
>>500289893they have more than seven(?) schizoids arguing with themselves so more janny intervention might be necessary
>>500289921only full blooded Larian games get one of those
>>500289423there's plenty of modders in /tesg/
>>500288626i've got like half of this gen filtered. all the dumb pedo shit, schizo pastas, whiner pastas, spamming tripfag, etc
>>500290261Skyrim is a game worth modding tho.
>>500280381If a little gremlin shit scratched me out of thin air I'd be pretty jumped too. It makes sense for 6 seconds to pass before I realize what's going on and I arm myself.
>>500290339Yeah I have all the namefags filteredSpecifically the big tranny one that doesn’t have a trip.
>>500290647yeah but you don't stand still in an area waiting for adventurers to come and kill you, and if you somehow manage to fight back they just reload.surprised should be removed from honor mode entirely, it trivializes too much shit.
Thread theme>https://youtu.be/XfR9iY5y94s?si=p9-0qGivjWkrurFm
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>>500220992Female Gale? I don't know, fellas.The whole deal with Mystra works better when he's an ex-boytoy.I mean, I know there are elements, but the aspect of being a lover has a completely different dynamic between man-woman and woman-woman.
>>500290873A round in DnD/bg3 is canonically 6 seconds long. You're not standing there like a retard for hours, you're just surprised for 6 seconds. I agree that it's OP, but it's not unrealistic.
>>500290096>>500289921I don't remember any other Larian game winning GOTY tho. Isn't that enough for 2024 videoludic industry?
>>500291108Karen-fication has to be a weird fetish I know it has to be.
>>500291176You have to stop responding to pastas. You are part of the cancer killing /bgg/ and will be filtered.
>>500291176>>500291108>pleb console UI>ugly suburban soccermom hair>sex gender bender mod>mtf GalinaDefinitely not the namefage btw
>>500291112in tabletop you can't go around surprising every encounter, the DM won't let you. it's one of those mechanics that really don't translate well to games, DOS2 handled this better by giving you a small edge, but surprised is just wayyy too strong in bg3
>me me me talk about MEthe loudest whiner is always the one showing the most fatherless behaviour
Thanks, for defending me, anon, but there was no need.If nothing else, I'm sorry: that we got to the point, of making this kind of post: because of a person, who has been showing his whiny, nobody, fatherless behavior, in front of everyone, for months now.
>>500291281Nigga I post them I don’t give a shit if this place dies.
I cast 'Stop being mean to me'
>>500291772Still, it is important for me to signal to the rest of the thread that you are part of the cancer - not the attention-whoring swine that posts slop day in and day out and announces it arrival with a ritual shitpost.
>>500292273Let me know when you arrive at a coherent point. I was talking about beauty, and the slop that uglifies it. I have no interest in having an opinion on every single mod that exists, let alone mods that I'm largely ignorant about. Speaking of which, it's interesting how no one seems to speak against the swine's slop. It signals tacit approval in your logic.
>>500292273*its>>500292332>Speaking of which, it's interesting how no one seems to speak against the swine's slop. It signals tacit approval in your logic.Yes. That was true back then and it is true now.
>>500292423You just got filtered. BG3's narrative, much like The Lord of the Rings movies, is simply beyond your intellectual capacity (or lack thereof). It's a shame to share this general with simpletons, but fortunately I'm here to spread the wisdom of porcine slop.
>>500292667Shitposting using PERVERSIONS of my thoughts demonstrates two things:1. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.2. STOP BULLYING ME.
>>500292775We love BG3 here. Not only is it the The Lord of the Rings movies of video games (a simple enough comparison, but I can elaborate if you're a simpleton), but it's also a masterpiece that makes people feel "seen."
You're making Minthy cry.Sigh...
>>500292273>Susan oh come on now Mintharafag youre not being subtle about this at all
Everyone is so mean to me... I just wanted to share my screenshots... Why is everyone here such a bully... Makes me feel real sad...
>cast silence directly on Lorroakan>he, within the AoE, verbally casts his legendary reaction and one-shots the silence caster
Did we get too cocky, bros?
>>500293684>what is countrspell?
>>500293440maybe stop being such an insufferable obnoxious namefaggot so relentlessly annoying
>>500293772Adam thinks that BG3 should have been over 100 bucks and wants bard dark urge to be the canon route because '' it's hilarious'', you tell me. He's not even a dev, he's a producer.
>>500293772>le cromwelp stamp of approvalin contrast I think it turns out we were justified, actually
>>500294021I will repeat this once again: you are too stupid to understand that, first of all, continuing to behave like a schizo, posing as multiple "different" anons, is truly idiotic.Also I repeat: if you are stupid enough to need a name to filter my posts, or rather my images, which bother you so much, you deserve to suffer.
>>500293772LolThat statement, if true, seems more like a veiled criticism of the previous games than a word of support for the new game.BTW, Veilguard is a big step back from BG3, expect a Mass Effect 2 with even fewer moral decisions, absolutely 0 player agency on the story, and a ton of companion side quests completely unrelated to the main plot.I don't need it, but sometimes to really appreciate something you have to go through other mediocre experiences first: I think Veilguard, in hindsight, will make BG3 even greater.I want to see how many of you will still laugh when I compare Baldur's Gate 3 to visiting Tom Bombadil in "The Rings of Power", chuddies.
>>500293034I wanna cum inside her so bad
>>500293887You think I have magicians on my team? You think I want that kind of person near me? I'm bending over backwards allowing someone to dip into cleric and I give them the side-eye every time I get close to them.
>>500294406I will repeat this once again: you are too stupid to understand that, first of all, continuing to behave like a schizo, posing as multiple "different" anons, is truly idiotic.Also I repeat: if you are stupid enough to need a name to filter my posts, or rather my images, which bother you so much, you deserve to suffer.
Marceline preserve us all.
Now ten posts of mine is enough to generate about 2 replies. Just talk to each other. It almost doesn't even matter what you say anymore. All that matters is that you suck.
Its not fair that enemy giths can get githyanki war magic but PCs and Lae'zel cant.
I want to copy that one but I don’t count (you)s and how many posts I make.
>>500295569Just install cheats that remove the party size limit and level cap. It's more "immersive" and "fun" that way. I bet Veilguard won't have that.
>Short rest>Minthara: "I hate to rest while our enemies still draw breath">select Minthara to loot>Minthara: "OUR ENEMIES STILL DRAW BREATH"Damn bitch I get it, soon
Every poster is me
>>500297271Im (You)
>>500297271Im (Us)
Oak Father preserve us all.
could go for some goodberries right now
>>500293684This is why you shiv him with the sussy dagger instead
So you're upset because I'm posting images of a game in a video game general thread on an imageboard.Sheesh at least it’s images of THIS game right namefag? Anyway suck on this screenshot!
noooooo Astarion noooo they turned you into lego
>>500298376bite sized
>>500298870nah he’s going straight up the pussy
>>500298938
>>500298938oh
>>500299023its what he would’ve wanted
>>500298376Do you have an Astarion collection/shrine? Can we see?
So you’re upset because I led the drow along with her goblin forces and spiders to slaughter you tiefling men and you tiefling women and you tiefling children as if you were animals even though I had promised I would help you but it was a lie and anyway it's not like I owe you anything. Is that it? You're upset about that.
Do not show these people your collection.
>>500299578it’s still coming together but yes :)))
>>500299117>pussy>what he would've wanted
>>500300284
>>500300480Fake sexuality that didn't exist before 10 years ago
>>500296003Well, of course not since you can't control other NPCs.People are really in for a surprise when they will play Failguard
>>500300284Astarion will never fuck you homosexual thisobold
>>500300284Astarion is in me and we’re making dhampirs
Ironic how the thread police wannabe whiner became the most obnoxious faggot in the generalhe really said>Ive been triggered once and now everyone else must suffer the same way
>>500301010>>500300771>>500300480The "sisters" are riled up
>>500301184The twins will be named Asta & Rion
Average /bgg/ poster
>>500301184I just assumed you were a faggot
>>500286123THE slopfairyAlso, I kinda really want to make a wild magic sorc. Something that can really vibe with Fae antics.
There was once a discussion about which composition was for Minthara the best Mahler composition: today we post LEGO Astarion.I miss old /bgg/, I could use a puzzle right now.
>>500301756Is that the fairy one where you can turn tiny
>>500301776Set up a fucking puzzle then you ESL
Hey puggy, maybe you should refrain from such hateful comments. /bgg/ is about Love & Harmony, not Hate & Discord. Anyway. Astarion being raped. Please laugh.
>>500301874Yeah. I think it's on a short rest cd though. Fly's on a fucking long rest cd. It's retarded.I hate when people restrict a being's basic bodily functions for gameplay balance.
>>500301776You ran the poster that made those puzzles off you know that right?
>>500301756I don't know why, but I expected worse. Sure, it looks like a Target Halloween costume, but it's still better than the obscene Devilesse posted by the Whiner a long time ago.
Wyll is also pansexual and no one gives a fuck about him
>>500302173Not my fault he’s the most boring companion
>>500302023>Astarion being raped. Please laugh.Heheheh nice
>>500302068That never happened. And even if it did, it wasn't its fault. And even if it was, you deserve to suffer.
Yonas is clearly a zombieThe cutscene playedBut he's not my enemy
>>500302173>pansexualastarion is really the only character that could pass as pansexual, the rest are mostly player sexual.
>>500302173Who?
>>500302023I'm sorry to hear this, but it seems like they needed to piece their life together...get it? This is the kind of irony that will later offend the whiner because he doesn't understand sarcasm: he's still counting the bonuses from my dice roll with Mizora.
>>500302394Shadowheart is pan and sex positive
>>500302394All of them but Gale are. Cope and seethe
The Harpers are not recruiting the best and brightest
A laugh? I'm on a roll. How about another joke?Would you drink blood that has been tainted by ghaik genes?Because House Oblodra tapped mind flayer ass back in Menzoberranzan.What? Astarion's past of sexual abuse? Yes, yes, of course...I relate to him because I'm more of a Finesse guy, haha.
>>500302129No idea what they look like in DnD's canon, I assume the mod author tried to make it close.It would be fun for a game like this to include a true tiny fairy/pixie race to play as.So for a wild magic, Fae-appreciating chaos sorceress, should I go with a High elf, Wood elf, or Wood gnome? Those three seem the closest to what I'm wanting.
Total Mind Flayer Fornication
>>500302917Is that gay
>>500303053No its the way god intended
>>500303053no it's bestiality
>>500303160They aren’t animals
the whiner, he that which has so few defining characteristics, could it not just be the slopfag posting from several phones at once?
>"Well of course I'm fighting the greatest threat the Sword Coast has ever faced alone with only 3 other comrades, leaving more than half my entourage at the camp to cook, learn to swim and dance: how did you know that?"In all honesty, what sane person would think like that?>>500302893Well, Fey creatures sometimes they are races entirely apart, like satyrs, spriggans, etc. One might say that gnomes are the closest to that kind of culture, and it is certainly a race that makes a certain grumpy whiner go uppity: that wouldn't be half bad!
Total Ilithid Loving<3
It's only sarcastically making rape jokes. It's only ironically cheating. It's only facetiously posting slop. You just don't get it because you're not as funny as it is.
>>500303413Do you have a family?
>>500303219they literally use it as a pronoun
white human male Paladin of Devotion x white human female Paladin of Conquest
>>500303538So does Aiden, 22, pansexual, california, african american history studies major, it/its/xhey/xhem on xitter
>>500303538I use she for my dog. Now what?
Is Sceleritas Fel capable of true affection towards dark urge or is he just a psycho pretending
>>500304057Wasn't he literally created for Durge
>>500303997fuck her oak father style
>>500304057He's a nasty little mindbroken demon.He can't feel anything other than appreciation for Durge and Bhaal's carnage.>>500303263I love gnomes a lot, they're the cutest race by far. So I'll go Wood gnome.
>>500304158Kys
>>500304418Sneed about it
>>500304479is this real
This general stands with modding
Is Ascended Astarion capable of true affection toward Tav or is he just a psycho pretending?
>>500304849which is why everybody is celebrating RS hitting 13K downloadshttps://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/11524?tab=description>https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/11524?tab=descriptionhttps://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/11524?tab=description>https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/11524?tab=descriptionhttps://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/11524?tab=description
Halsin's gentle love and affection would fix him
>>500304878We are making evil dhampirs
>>500304849Of course it does. We love Mintharafag and the tasteful mods they use.
>>500305040unique dl is only at 6k
>>500305040This mod but I'm saying it like>"Really, Shadowheart?"like she has done some of her signature™ DUMB off the wall bullshit.I love her.>>500305104Yuck. Are you...*belching*...saving their pictures on your machine? They're unironically haunted, you know.
>>500305062there's no dimension where astarion wouldn't find halsin the hippie obnoxious
>>500305104He likes Karen haircuts get out
>>500305040I think it’s just you
>>500305318Except the canon one of course
>>500290096I miss the DOS2 companions so much
>>500305501nah he genuinely finds him disgusting and obnoxious>>500305534yeah me two, I also miss companion diversity, 90% of the party are elves and humans
Today, on another /bgg/ rerun, the swine begs for attention from the schizo. Will it respond? We’ll be right back.
>>500305732In his honest gentle heart
>>500305047>Lust provoking image
>>500305837Their a mod to use these two faces?The one on the left kinda looks like that one half-elf face, but the one on the right looks really nice.
>yo bro I hear you got raped in the bootyhole for 200 years I'm amazed you still want to have sex that's wild lol get it?
>>500305318>>500305501>>500305732This ship makes 0 sense why do twittards keep pushing it
>>500306153Worthless pig fucks and degenerate bears share the same sense of humor, apparently.
>>500305732>the love of your life helps you defeat your tormentor and save your soul>self-insert wants to talk about sexWhat a guy.
>>500306126There* I can feel my brain actively deteriorating.
>>500306219because some women deserve 2 boyfriends, chud.
Why does this faggot want to fuck astarion so badly?Astarion HAS a penis you don’t have to argue about his sexuality.
>>500306219Liking Halsin already doesn't make sense. It's just mentally ill perverts.
>>500306351Why does nobody want to fuck wyll? He has a penis too
>>500306219Larian pushed it with the marketing. Also because 2 hot guys. Just like Gale/Astarion
>>500306219Because hot smexy yaois, duh.
>>500306550people who draw halsin as morbidly obese should be shot
>>500306474He has a 3 incher
>>500304878I think so but it’s an obsessive/possessive type of love, unhealthy yeah but the love is still there
I wish Silfy had a penis. The chemotherapy would have totally shrunk her ball s though
>>500306701he definitely gives off bbc junior energy>>500306729bro
>>500306729Stop
>>500306729does chemo actually shrink balls
>>500306597Kled would have been a more interesting and less hireling-tier follower than Minthara.
>>500306880Yeah >t. I’m definitely a ddoctor and not an alcholic electrician
>>500306682To be fair I don't think that one was supposed to be obese I think its just a weird angle and mildly scuffed anatomyBut yes I agree.
>>500306890the more I played bg3 and the more I started disliking minthara, this bitch feels like half of a companion, her being ugly doesn't help either. A more light hearted companion with a mini story arc would have been better overall>>500306976Oak father preserve us all.
Literally me in my Astarion origin playthrough
I will sacrifice 7000 anons in a perverse and diabolical ritual to ensure that from now on in these threads there are only discussions related to my freckled Tav, if necessary.There are literally people posting faggot yaoi ships for Pete's sake.
>>500306976>least mentally ill tiefling player
>>500306829Wyll definitely seems like the type to be into sph
>why does anyone like Halsin/AstarionBecause its also REAL IRL
>>500307713Thats who he’ll leave his wife for
Yet he never says anything against beastility, cuckbearschizo posting; he doesn't understand jokes that make fun of him, and not a fake character like Astarion: zero social awareness in short.There's a person who reminds me of this, a famous namefage from the ages of myth; he used to do this a while ago by entering threads and posting their inane headcanon ships with game characters.I think his name was Buffscale.>>500307069No Anon you don't understand, the 8 INT drow psycho has some valid points and its the best person to rule Baldur's Gate together with (You).
Liking halsin is a sign of unchecked levels of mental illness
>>500307713Asstarion sisters on suicide watch
>>500307713cringe
>>500304246Forgot to mention, I need to post this gnome later.Guess I need to make her a little swarthy, since she's a Wood gnome.
>>500306976>do not use/repost Lol. Horrifying image tho
>>500307834I don't mind him as a bro at all. And he has some funny/interesting interaction with other characters in the banter. Wish they toned back his sexual predatorness but whatever.
>>500307958A lot of artists put that and they retarded because everyone reposts art
>namefag namefag namefag namefag namefag namefag namefag namefag namefag namefagMintharafag WARPED you.
>>500307814>Pedoposting>Flamewarring>SchizopostingSounds like Buffscale's handiwork. He was a pedo making mods for Fo4 to have sex with boys.
>500307322+2
>>500308167CAN WE JUST BLAME IT ON HIM AND GO OUR SEPARATE WAYS???
>>500308178
>>500308167Fo4 sex mods are shit what's even the point
>>500308385The things I would give to smell that...
>>500308385Post the other Shadowheart LARPer with big tits and pubes.
>>500308252Lae'zel is pure sex unironically
>>500308385imagine how popular shart the fart would be if she cared about the player
>>500309067cute frog
the frog is ugly
>>500308167>mfw
>>500308089Because fuck you. How 'bout dat? Huh? HUH?! How ah boutta big ol' fuck you? Wutcha gunna do, huh? Gunna cry? Is anown gunn cwy to his momwy? Gunna cwy and pis and cum in u pants, huh?Haha, faggit
>>500306976>tfw I know the original
>>500309038>if she cared about the playerShe does.
>everyone is that namefag from another general from a long time agoIs this advanced schizophrenia? Do the voices in your head compel you to post slop against your will?
I think I weaponized the schizo, tunamac eating (sigh) silfypedo agains the whiner. war making strange bedfellows or something idk, I dont usually go to Sharess caress
Schizo shizo schizo schizo shizo
>>500309495NopeCope cuck you’ve been doing so for a year
>>500309593Lol, of course the homosexual schizo enjoys Daeran's party. lmao
>>500309495she knows what she did
>>500307713has anyone seen neil’s wife there’s no way they’re both not poly
>>500309732What DOES THIS MEANNNNN??????SPEAK PLAINLY
>>500309495
>whiner is a /crpgg/ expatLet me guess: Owlcuck games are not that great after all eh? ahahawell at least Biowarkino is back on the menu soon, uh?ahahahahahahahahahahaha
Ok I’m curious. Why would you go to Sharess’ Caress? Why would you use Halsin as a companion? Why would you go upstairs and lockpick into a room where a prostitute is with a client?
Latrine will never make a good game
>schizo schizo schizo schizo schizo schizo schizo schizo schizo schizoLet's speak plainly. I am the one and only Ilmatari. And I am beautiful.
>>500310373I would go if you could fuck the dragonborn girl that worked at that brothel like in DOS2
>please please please ACKWNOLEDGE ME AHHHHYes I think it's definitely Buffscale, I mean what are the chances that a shitposter from another general came here on the regular just to shitpost the rival game after their Rogue Tranny lost GOTY?
>>500310459I see you are also roleplaying an aspect of your favorite poster.
I've been here for months. If I wanted attention, I would have already put on a name. I don't want to and I won't do it just because you can't contain yourself from interacting with things that bother you. What kind of disorder is this? LEAVE ME ALONE and suck on this screenshot.
Next thread should be a picture of some tunamac
The 99%: Homely Elves with facial tattoos, unfortunate piercings, and even sadder haircutsThe 1%: Tiefling refugee
>>500310373laezel and raphael's quests are tied to the whorehouse, idk why you would let halsin join your party, idk why you would break inside a room either
Buffscale’s screenshot resolution is 3840x2160Keep that in mind
>>500310795I don't understand this "roleplaying" you speak of, or why it should be more natural than going on stage and playing an actor. I can only be me, silly me, silly Ilmatari.
We love Dave, Act 3, polyamory and Halsin. Don't like it, the door is that way ------>
>>500311394Who's "we"
>>500311394*turns 360 and stomps away*
>>500311345Watchout FOMO is around the corner!
>>500311292It's the namefag's standard ratio: I wouldn't expect any less.
L’CHIAM!
>>500311394Yes, yes, yes, and yes! Bye, haters!
>>500311345I would have had more sympathy for you if you posted Jezz's feet but now it's too lateI hope your tulpa abuses you tonight
>>500310459Cute dyke, would impregnate
SHES CHOPPED LIVAH
There's a certain line you just don't cross and it crossed it.I heard it say Tari's name in a shitpost and I just lost it.
These are Astarion posting hoursOnly posts relating to Astarion will be allowed
>>500312697poopie ONLY!!!
>>500312753….I know you.
What is our favorite Shadowheart line?
>>500313323Poopie!
>>500313361
>>500313323Halsin don't stop
>>500313280sebastbae’s boopie…
>>500313323
>>500313323Of course you can mod my polyamory out honey! I am your devoted wife after all!
>>500314195>>500313553she never said that>>500314224>>500313741she said that
>>500314372Did she say poopie?
>>500314224She means penis
sorry anons I think I broke him
>>500313323"Erm, new soap I suppose now please get back to work"
*gestures to rape cages* I did this. Thousands of souls denied salvation. Let’s move on. We need to deal with Cazador.
>>500314553Broke what
Name a single well written black woman written by larian. You literally can't. They would rather make shitty gay gnomes than do representation right.
>>500314897fucking kek
>>500314958Think about it this way, the quota was going to happen either way. Wouldn’t you prefer irrelevant gnome NPCs take one for the team? It’s WOTC’s fault anyway
>>500314958florrick?
>>500314958I don't know if shes well written but she's cute https://bg3.wiki/wiki/Radija
>>500315672>lady mizora said that wyll is a bitch ass nigga so we're going to kick your ass unless you pass a persuasion checkliterally the opposite of well written
>>500314958Devella was correct while the other mercenaries were blowing it off as a conspiracy theory. But she's not unrealistic because she still gets killed by trying to handle it herself if you don't intervene. She's a well written character.
>>500314958Orin
>>500314958Florrick, Carm, Karlach, Nettieyou're just a chud who wants to stir shit>>500316240oh and Mintharafag of course: she's a strong independent woman
>>500316453>>500316453>>500316453
>>500314958Come to think of it, I don't recall any black women in Baldur's Gate 3. Or I guess none were notable enough to remember. The only black I remember is Wyll and only because of Karlach.
>>500313439The look of pure fertility
>>500274156watch Skill Up's review and your fears will vanish
