>Latest patchhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-116>Main information documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Group passworderg>Touch Bloodstain:>>499937181
Wtf I had no idea blackflame stuff got nerfed. That's fucking bullshit. It was one of the funnest ways to do a dex/fai build. Blackflame blade and Old Lords Talisman. Is the black knife / maliketh black blade incants still intact?>>500216324Yes. Djura would be ashamed of us for killing Tricia. Its the equivalent of slaughtering a hospital full of people.
boc tuah
please give me another kiss sweetie
>get blended in an invasion becuase lol 150 meta>host does a gesture I've never seen before in my entire 3k hours of play>look up how to get it >it's the entire Boc quest that no one gives two shits aboutWow and now I have to go back and do everything over again to get it maybe I'll do a TT run as a battle mage and stream it if anyone is interested. I'll die alot for sure
Malenia!
>>500235682That's not Malenia
>>500234795I want to say that sounds cool but I probably wouldn't end up finding the time to watch
>>500234795nobody cares
>>500236001>>500234795nobody cares general
Anyone wanna FC?
I love sluts!
>>500238303You can see Rya's nipple
>>500238378Kill yourself
>>500238496Why
>>500238541because you won't show me your breasts
>>500238303Melina is so beautiful. Brunettes are just wow.
>>500238718I think that you didn't make >>500238496 this postAnd either way that's a retarded reason to say that
>>500238854you tell me to kill myself every day
>>500238802She's okay at best, she has a lot of ugly features. Being brunette is the main one but the washed out color she sort if has I'd the main thing that makes it not awful awful. But yeah you're wrong
>>500238962Why do yoy change your capitalization structure? And A: that's not a justification for it now that doesn't explain it, and B: I don't know which obviously but it's probably deserved
>>500239378>Why do yoy change your capitalization structureI typed it exactly as you type itthe alternate way the conversation could have gone is:>you tell me you can see rya's nipple>I say something about your nipples or your boobs>you tell me to kill myself>we move onyou are predictable, madison
>>500239553You don't have to say that
>>500239735you are a dumb bitch, I am going to bed, I will be thinking of facefucking you while in bed, have a good night
>>500239925Kill yourself
>>500235682You're meant to put some boiling water on your noodles, not eat them raw, idiot.
In the last 3 years I've never once made use of the many, many perfumers items in this game. This run will be different, I WILL spray perfume in a menacing way
>>500241046the materials to make them are really tedious to farm
>>500241243If it means I can fight dragons as a methhead, I'll do it
>>500241560You can do that irl
Carians are built for breeding
>>500241752Rellana can't have kids
>>500241945Yeah but her trinket with moonveil and magic uchi is pretty fuckin good
Murdering and cannibalizing nasty fat ergy femanons now that mermaidtard's k***ht is asleep and can't stop me.
>>500244659I'm not fat and nobody mentioned mermaids but you
>>500245032die fatty
>>500245721I will eventually but not now, and I'm not
>>500242324yeah everyone says her cameo is really good now. wondering if i should make a build around rellanna's twin swords, rellanna cameo, rotten sword insignia, alexander shard, and maybe millicents. seems fun, even though i know the twinswords aren't that good
>>500245816Do it
>>500245763FC today?
>>500246340I asked earlier and no one saidI have to work on like some stuff right now and like eat and it's probably too late
>>500246872Post pussy
>>500246872stop saying like so much
>>500246340I'd be down
>>500247163
>>500247185I didnt
>>500244659>Murdering and cannibalizingdo it the other way around, cut off pieces while still alive, itll be fresher and last longer
>>500232651Is there a mod to make great shields invisible?There is a small shield mod, Ill try replacing the models anyway.Fucking clothes clipping sucks so bad
>>500233242What, when did they get nerfed?
>>500248131Dlc release
>>500248557I was reading about it but its not a nerf outside the dlc, they increased the dlc boss resistance to it, still gay.Thankfully I'll never replay the trash dlc again kek.You can edit the values yourself and restore them to normal easily tho.
How do you avoid holding your breath during pvp and getting lightheaded or sick?
Do you like bird enemies?
>>500249709NoI genuinely believe that there has never, in any game EVER, been a fun bird or dog enemy
>>500249670are you a girl? why are you holding your breath?
Is there a list of weapons that actually have unique properties and make the game feel fresh?
>>500249670tf r u retarded
>>500250245Why would that effect that? And because it's a stressful thing and holding breath removes stuff to focus on
>>500250626Lots of people hols their breath for things like that, that's literally a mechanic in sniping games, you hold your breath to be steadier
>>500250596No specific list, you're probably better off listing the things you'd think are interesting in a weapon and then people give you auggestions
>>500249947Dinosaurs can be fun, but I don't think they count.
>>500250937why are you getting lightheaded from it
>>500251006Definitely not count
>>500251002I want weapons that have unique movesets and other unusual properties that distinguish them from everything else (like being able to throw Messmer's spear for example). I also don't dabble much in int, faith, or arc so suggestions from those are welcome as well. I just want a unique experience.
>>500251010Because fights can last a long time or starting a second one too soon
>>500251579I forgot to include this but I even thought about doing a pot / throwable only run.
dead 'g
>>500256063I hate Eldie ring
>>500247163I did.Anyway, all things considered, Elden Ring is a good game. Just cause there's little to talk about off the top of your head doesn't make it bad. How many more hundreds of hours of gameplay could you possibly want? I'll play it again for sure.
>>500258696What the fuck is this post
>>500258817A level headed take
>>500258875>>500258817>>500257054>>500256063dsg?
>>500258875You aren't replying to anything that you replied to
>>500258696Yeah I just wish it didn't have the woke elements.
>>500259304Don't worry we'll soon be one.
need....mommy...messmer...
>>500262089She would definitely threaten to kill herself if you don't do what she says
>>500262089>no toenail polish mod for female player charactersSigh
>>500262281That face is peak BPD
>>500266845That's not BPD
>>500267183What do you suppose it is?
>finally got the staff-spear on a faith character>it looks ugly
>>500267338Just like a personality quirk thing or preference, not a mental thing
>>500267581There are no good looking faith weapons
I wanna continue my fanfic and know what happens next but it's like I don't feel the drive. What can I do to make my muse speak to me?
>>500270559Humanity has been pondering this for more than 10000 years.
Strike/Slash/Pierce/Blunt damages you physicallyFire burns youLightning electrocutes youetc etc yadda yaddaWhat the fuck does holy damage and magic damage do to you?Holy overloads your soul? Burns your soul? Gives you AIDS? Like what would a corpse struck by Light of Miquella look like?Magic seems to be summoning gay little rocks 99% of the time, but for those few instances where its like a magical explosion or pure energy etc, what does it do to your body? Crystalize you?I think about this alot
>>500271594Explodes.
>>500271594Im town between seeing them as literal glass shards with homing capabilities or just different flavor of rocks with homing capabilities. In the case of blood, it cause instant body wide hemmorageing, lighting cook you up, rot give you aids on steroid, and Moon magic I dunnos.
Tips on moving on from ER? It was just too good, but it's time
>>500251579>>500251938I had a lot of fun playing with the smithscript cirque lately. Run the smithscript talisman (smithing talisman I think its called), and deflect tear. If you want, you can also stack jumping attack buffs (claw talisman and raptors black feathers) but I don't. The smithscript cirque has throwing attacks on uncharged/ charged R2, follow up R2, running R2, jumping R2, and guard counter. The guard counter aspect is what makes the deflect tear very fun, you can apply immense amounts of pressure while combining a mixed combat style of close range and medium range. Its great in both pvp and pve.>>500271594Magic damage is being scorched and burned by cosmic radiation / pure energy / heat, as it comes from the stars, and holy is the other side of the same coin. The Elden Beast and Astel both come from space, and they share attacks. As we see with Meytr, who's staff can cast both incants and sorcery, proving that they have the same origin and simply split off at some point. Not so different from the revelation of the Old One from Demons Souls.
>_OO_<
Faith 4 looking good.
>>500271594holy = light = nuclear, no burn cause fire exists, you just evaporate, also undead/cursed don't like it, cause its opposite to darkmagic is just water ice / soul but they can never decide which they want it to be so its all of it, plus light sometimes (moon, oolacile magic, etcetra) also gravity in ERlike this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QD3rMoWPPPI
>>500277354how can magic be water or ice if it comes from the stars / stardust? stars are giant bodies of hot gas
>>500277790"stars" is pyromancy, "magic" is space, which includes comets, which according to science are ice (they're not its plasma but whatever I ain't gotta explain that here.)magic = water = crystal = ice (before ice was actually an element in ds+ice is "magic" now) = "light" soul magicone could argue dark and gravity represent the void aspect of space. or the concept of nothing.DnD is a little better at this, going further to separate dark and void into their own elements though connected.
>>500249947the two dog enemies in shadow of the colossus were finenow that I think about it, the bird was fine too>>500244659LEAVE HER ALOOOOOOOONE
>>500249947>there has never, in any game EVER, been a fun birdocarina, piss off the chickens>or doghm, parasite eve? I think that was a rat though. unless i'm thinking of 2.
>>500280651Or talk to the owl.
>>500280773>did you get all of that?>no<>yesfinal boss of all of video games
Just realised the DLC makes this Godrick look even more delusional
>dryleaf whirlwind instaprocs rotten wing talisman and does most of the damage on the last kick, doing as much as the charged palm blast but in a quarter the timeThis is so fucking based it isn't even a meme. I should do a whole NG+ run with this
>>500281424Why, because he thinks the drakes are the same as the ancient dragons?>>500281526Oh that's good to know. Very cool, I'm gonna mess with this when I get home too.
>>500281526It's not bad, but I'd rather use Endure + R2 spam, which also procs combo stuff extremely fast.Useless in PVP though as the full ash doesn't combo into itself, meanwhile Uncharged Palm Blast true combos into a R2 making it deal 1000+ damage against players.
>>500281675Also maybe try poison/blood infusion and combine that with the talisman that procs when it happens near you
>>500281424He's the only Demigod fighting to become Elden Lord now thougg
>>500241752>renounces carian throne to chase Messmer>he refuses to give her a good dickingWhy are there so many femcels in this game?
>>500281831>meanwhile Uncharged Palm Blast true combos into a R2 making it deal 1000+ damage against players.oh fuck thats also good to know
finally some fucking bow damage
>>500281960I think he did. I mean you can find Rellanna's carian thrusting shield at Mesmmer's place. Considering its a thrusting shield, I think the innuendo is pretty overt.
>>500282096Pretty obvious that her love for him is unrequited
>>500281980Just keep in mind that the other player can roll the second hit of the R2 if he has over 88 poise, you can bypass that by one-handing the weapon which makes the R2 a singular kick, though I never felt the need to do that.
>>500282180Sure, aren't overt or open about it. But there is nothing to suggest they didn't have secret, private meetings. Maybe even one.
>>500281526"one punch" is still the best thing in the dlc that i've found so farand try jump kick it has a double and it hits pretty hard too.
>>500282524I prefer to imagine that she maybe could have made him hers if she was mor assertive and tried but let him slip between her fingers by focusing too much on accomidatingbhim instead
is it worth it to respec for sword of night and flame at level 55? I don't really enjoy my current build
>>500279037By that line of thinking, it would mean black flame is basically a flame that consume you to nothingness aka true death. It fit.
>>500284063int faith is good but i wouldn't build around the sword.it worked on my int faith arc main, cause I primed it with eochaid + wing talii forget if they nerfed the beam too, I know the magic spell version is, cause I cheesed mohg JUST before the dlc with muh laser I even have a clip.
>>500284063Sword of Night and Flame is definitely a unique build (INT/FAI), and that build allows you to use both sorcery and incantations. I'd say if you're willing to try something different, then go for it. What kind of build are you running now, that you're sick of?
>>500284063Sure.It's not going to be very optimal, but for PVE the SoNaF is great.
>>500284263Ooh post the clip! That'll be fun too see
>>500284446rip cheese, we hardly knew ye
>>500284586Sick. I honestly don't get tired of clips like this. You can't do this anymore?
>>500284263>int faith is good but i wouldn't build around the sword.The sword is absolutely amazing now, because Rellana's Cameo works on it.And the Staff of the Great Beyond has a similar softcap as it, so you can use the same build for both.
>Midir was Godzilla>Placidusax was Ghidorah>Bayle was DestroyahWhich kaiju are we fighting next?
I don't feel like playing Eldie anymore
>>500284941you can but fp zero physics lasts 1 second less now and iirc the laser was also nerfed a bit>>500285030oh damn I forgot about new talis, that sounds busted
>>500284312pure dex with cross naginata
another old clip, I miss this one (bug was removed entirely)
>>500287649Holy fuck that is hilarious. What is happening here?
>>500287741last rites caused friendly fire damage with regen because healing is holy, or something like that.
>>500287840why is holy so fucking bugged in this game goddamn
>>500287649based old webm
>>500286991why
>>500281675>Why, because he thinks the drakes are the same as the ancient dragons?He calls the dragon a true born heir when it's in fact a drake which we now know to be a tainted bloodline
>>500290556Game sucks
>>500293813it doesn't tho, it's in fact too addictive
>>500294553It's bad on purpose....
now that I have some more space on my hard drive I have a pretty specific question, is there a way to play online with mods with a pirated copy? (convergence specifically)I don't want to buy the game again for pc, but I pre-ordered both times on piss4 so in a fair world I wouldn't have to.
>>500296346When you say online, do you mean connecting to the normal stream of stuff, like seeing messages and invasions and co op? Because noIf you mean being able to force it to use seamless to play with friends, then yesIn you use comvergance you can't get seamless' invasions though
>>500296346...could you play online with a pirated copy on seamless? seems like the answer is yes for my question to be a prerequisite to yours
Give eldie lore gf please
>>500296980Ok
>>500296980i look like this
>>500297241EWWWWWWWWWWEEEEUUUUUGHHHHWWWWWWWWE*tries to keep myself from dry heaving*
>>500297241So do I
>>500296980>>500297518Is it ugly on purpose?
>>500296980the other twitter girl had a better Rellana cosplay. Someone posted it before. I tried listening to this one and the lore videos were too shallow
>>500296936I mean with sote assuming they added that to convergence, I haven't looked into it yet honestly, and yes unofficial online, ill keep the legit play on ps4.I just want to give it a try, come up with some crazy builds and maybe coop with you guys or something, I don't have 3 irl friends that have the same idea or even elden ring for that matter. if no one is up for that by the time I get it all working I guess ill do some kind of demigod solo run. (since magic and everything is absolutely crazy in the mod compared to base)I have a need to try those modded destined death spells, and the "rest of malenias moveset" weapons and stuff that even the dlc didn't scratch the itch for.
>>500296980She's cute, and her videos are well done, but cosplay girls are whore dime a dozen.
>>500298467Smoughtown is my favorite lore channel so far. They do good work instead of relying on being a cute girl.
>>500298585>and maybe coop with you guys or somethingPeople have tried ro get this going multiple times but unfortunately it never works (atlwast recently) because schedules are so conflictingAdd on top of that the pool of people here that would play convergance being even smaller pool of people, and you know.I think it's better like if you think of convergance as a like single player mod. Which is what it's really designed to be, because all the ways to try and get multiplayer aspects are like junky and don't sound like what you're wanting anyway
What are the chances I'll find a man like Varré in reality? Snarky, petty and cynical, secretly perverted, edgy, sadomasochistic and loves goth shit. Has to be decently high, right? Where is he?
>>500293813why
>>500298951I lost all respect for Smoughtown after he claimed to love Miquella and Malenia's story in the base game yet still throated the DLC that objectively shit on it. It showed me he's just a paid shill with no actual thoughts of his own.
>>500299753Didn't you say you were going back to tumblrlrlrlr?
>>500299753Main reason I kept coming back to 4chan along the years is because you're so mean and cynical, it's endearing. I imagine every single male poster here is so hot.
>>500299675idk ive seen a convergence coop playthrough on youtube and it looked fun, partying like 4 guys in a line games instead of well how vanilla is.next game needs seemless without mods hell they should just add it to elden ring like they did wex dust
>>500299848Because I died in Limgrave to a normal dog at level 160 when I went back there for something and I'm mad about it
>>500238210>rya straightens her back>her fat ass sticks out way morewhy is she so FUCKING erotic
>>500299872Fair enough, but his videos on ranni/rennala/caria/raya lucaria/etc are good
>>500299878Just like that
>>500300042Yea that's what I mean, it has co op, like longer form co op where you can connect with people with a set up password, rather than with random peopleGetting a longer form co op going on 4chan, where like there's not liek many of us and we have super difference schedules is hard, adding on then a specific modSeamless works better for people who like know eachother and are willing and able to plan together
>>500275090look at that fat boy
>>500300163What?
>>500300124her momma was flayed alive while smiling for having sex in a reborn from trees somehow reproduction rules setting of course shes the best waifu.
>>500300124She's not, she's gross
>>500300437Sellen best waifu. I NEED a genius mad scientist gf so badly.
>>500300410>>500299976Mean, just like that. I'm a fool in love. I want you to step on me. Just a chance, please. Use me. I'll give you anything, anything.
>>500300437Flaying is one of those things where the idea is hot but the aesthetics are not
>>500300564Well you're a lesbian then retard
>>500300607Hot.
>>500300528Do you think that if she hadn't got balled, she would've Frankensteined you and start sticking glintstone and doing experiments on you?
>>500300339in the end I need 3 irl friends to want to do this too huh.guess im going solo.>>500300528based footchad, or perhaps hot for teacher. shes not bad>>500300607thats not what I meant at all lol I mean Rya's family are canonically the only faction that has sex.
>>500300870I know I just said that
>>500300948You don't need 3, it doesn't have slots, you can do it with just 1 other person, thats how I did it like personally but like yeah I think solo is your better betOh okay but my point about it still stands. Also Renalla has kids
This thread is making my pussy tingle
>>500300779I don't discriminate. Cutie.
>>500301259>I imagine every single male poster here is so hot.>I don't discriminate.Worlds smartest pickme
>>500301445I'm 6'2 and blond, but like a 6 in the face. I get by with women.
>>500300486bad posture makes all the difference
>>500301445I'm mostly straight. Just didn't think you felt that way about me.
>>500301568Is it ugly on purpose?
>>500301668The main problem with her is that she has so many problems that make her unlovable thay if you fix any one of them, there's always a ton more So fixing her posture isban improvement but she's still just not good
>>500301917Insecure and problem-riddled girls make for soul sucking exhausting relationships.
>>500302039YeppersThat's why her dying alone is one of the better outcomes she could've hoped for
>>500301917>she has so many problemsshes just naive and after you killing her entire family, she becomes reasonably insecure. i don't get what you're trying to say here
>>500301687Join a fight club tonight
Do you not also stay here because you enjoy being insulted, you don't like the "saccharine" nature of other sites? It makes you uncomfortable?
>>500302273>Yeah if you ignore all the bad stuff, she's not that bad
>>500302474Who are you talking to
>>500302626My lesbian girlfriend.
>>500302523what other bad stuff? she doesn't have huge lore or backstory, other than her being a scout and inviting strong tarnished to her magic castle and truly believing in her foster mother's bullshit>but she changes after we give her the amniotic sac or whatever the fuck that waswell obviously, it's like if someone showed you medical proof that you are actually indian
Post pussy with timestamp.
>>500302708Kill yourselfI like sites that let me tell you that
terrible threadterrible 'g
>>500302863Being naive, being insecure for two that like you literally mentioned yourselfAnd then there's things you disnt mention, like her posture, her voice, being ugly, her eyebrows, the way that she's sickly sweet and disgusting
>>500303190You're my type. One day I will find someone like that so I'll finally stop faking attraction and feel true love. Thank you. Please be well. I need you. You're gorgeous. Take care <3
>>500302863>I'm sorry, but...you're medically Indian. There's no cure, and the only treatment...well...isn't legal.
>>500303467I mean just ask then, retardOr join fight clubsLike I like that insults can happen here but it's not that, it's that it's a hotbed of talking. 4channdefinitelybisnt the best for it since it's way too easy to be banned here but it's good
>>500303515Anything, doc, anything!
>>500303365>posturefixable, especially with a lot of back correcting sex>her voicelovely, go fuck yourself>being uglyshe's cute, go fuck yourself>her eyebrowsit's unique and cute, go fuck yourself>she's sickly sweetit's charming and cute>and disgustingthat's your opinion, bro
>>500303684Maybe I will, then. I'm currently abroad so I can't. But I'll think about it!
>>500303762>I'll could lose my license for this...but I can't stand to see someone suffer so badly.
>>500303807She's genuinely awful and I think you just have a fetish for ugly people
>>500303809I'm calling you retarded because you're not being offputting like youre trying to, you're just being indirect
>>500303919I just have to take this daily dose? Thanks, doc
is she really that ugly? if they gave her a unique model like they did for some npcs (melina) she probably wouldn't be ugly, but nips have no idea how to properly make faces using their own char creator. roderika is actually fucking ugly ingame, but i'm pretty sure she's supposed to be cute.
>>500304170Exceedingly They wouldn't have made her personality so ugly if the casuals weren't supposed to match, Roderika is probably different because her other things like posture and voice and personality aren't matching eith uglyness
>Sorry son, looks like he's come down with being an Indian. You're old enough now. Take him out to the shed and put him down.
>>500304072You will date me.Anyway, I've had my fill. Thank you for insulting me. I don't have money to spare for audios of it anymore.
>>500304684Not at this rateYou're aelcome You should join fc some time
>>500304983>join FC>can't break poise with moonveil>get stompedC'est la vie
>>500304451No, please saar- I- I mean please anon, noI'm not turning I'm fine, I'm just my same old self, yoy don't need to do this you bloody bastard
cute girl
>>500305341>D....DO NOT-Auuuuugghhhhh! DO NOT REDEEM I-*bang*
>>500305172So don't then, you don't need to break poise to kill peopleOr just do what I do: die and try to not get mad
>>500305559She kills herself by accident and had no one around to save her because she drove away the TarnishedIt was for the best thiugh that it got over with quickly, it just would have been harder if anyone was around, she would probably have ruined their lives too
>>500305931Dumbest shit i ever read
>>500293813>t. has over 500 hours>>500298951Fuck smoughtown, the guy thinks that longer videos = better. He has 12 hour videos for fucks sake. He's only good if you want to listen to him drone on to help you sleep. His theories are terrible too.>>500298784I really don't think her videos are well done at all.
>>500306707Its sad but it's true
>>500306707the resident rya hater is genuinely retarded. no idea who he is or why he has a hate boner for her but he always says the stupidest shit
kissing Malenia on the nose
>>500306789800...
>>500307012Reading is so so hard, I know but I really do think you can do it one day!
>>500307421drop another incomprehensible post for the general, would ya? i need a good laugh on this slow work day
>>500306789Any lore channel you'd recommend?
>>500307572Everything I day is comprehensible if you're not retarded or anything ugliness fetishist
my favorite femcel
>>500307874Learn to spell faggot
>>500308502I wish her armor looked sleeker when you wear itShe's more lithe and lanky so on the player it doesn't work as well
>>500308607I spell good enough
>>5003088516/10 grammatical bait
women have small brains and inferior intelligence and are unable to post without consistently making embarassing typos
>>500308502Love her armor.>>500307649Tarnished Archaeologist and Hawkshaw are my favorites. I know that first one is going to make people seethe.And an honorable mention goes to Square Table Gaming, who may not have the best theories but they do a great job with their production value and video quality. They also tackle subjects that don't get a lot of attention either. Seriously an underrated channel.
>no sleep swamp>no sleep weapons>no sleep perfume bottle>no sleep spells>no age of sleepytime endingWhat was the point of St Trina
>>500309432age of eepy...>sleep swamplmao why would you even want this
>>500308502Black hair with fair skin is so sexy
>>500308990Jokes aren't bait you retardI hate how often that just making a joke is considered bait, it's meant to just be funny
>>500309432Wouldn't sleep swamp just be like staggering you?
Fia is pretty cute too shame about the NTR though>>500305931Rya diesno body, not dead>but I killed heryou fucking monster
>>500309592Kill yourself lmao
>>500310128I think it's retarded you can't kill that skank when you first meet her and have to wait till she asks you to
>>500309432there are two new sleep weapons but yh needed more, and where is the fucken bow? her clerics use bows.so my "sleep build" is going to be add some int/faith(the torch) to the dex rogue build instead of 99 dex, cause thats all you can do.
>>500310158Why
>>5003105014/10 "why" bait
>>500309021It's not embarassing, and men literally do not have most higherblevel brain functions objectively limiting what they can ever be outside of sex and violence
>>500310687Femoid cope, every great inventor, philosopher, genius was male. Meanwhile women have who, Marie Curie? LOL
>>500310659That's not bait
>>500310687finally, now this is some good bait. probably the best bait posted in this general in a long time
>>500299753I am literally Varre IRL but girls dont like me because I'm a manlet.
>>5003110560/10 "that's not bait" bait
>>500311028Men do not possess a real sapient brain, they basically have aa simple clump of nerve and connective tissue that serves as a primitive "protobrain" that can only process two emotional reactions to things: violence and sex.It doesn't mean they can't bond with people, but it's always through those lenses which is how they end up making those bonds, like how they can end up being close friends with someone they meet during warOften times either the wires get crossed or it's possible that it's just the function that they end up having both of the responses tripped at once/tied together, it isn't a one or the other and so men mix the two a lot when it comes to their processing and filtering of the worldLiterally every single interaction they have can be explained by that framework
>>500311385Women should all be locked up in large communal use breeding camps, letting them out into society and onto the internet was a mistake.
>>500311602How does the murderrape brain inspire men to go to the moon or climb a mountain, where they know there won't be anything to murder or fuck?
>>500311865First of all those aren't male specific accomplishments, and second of all even if you think it is>how does the thing that we did because of a cold war relate to war?
>>500311865Also, see >>500311682?
>>500312017Where is your female aristotle, your female newton, your female einstein, your female hitler? Women are incapable of greatness.
>>500312904Marie curie was a genius>1 example lmfao
>>500312904>Where is your female hitler?
>>500312904>your female hitlerCatherine II except she won.
>>500313302The horsefucker? Oh nonono femoidxisters it's not looking good
What a pointless general.Ignore and report offtopic.Unless you don't care like everyone else
>>500313103you are not female hitler lil bro
>>500312904Hatshepsut, Cleopatra, Tomyris, Cathrine the Great, TheodoraMarie Curie, Susan B. Anthony, Amelia Earhart, Cecilia Payne Gaposchkin (probably butchered that), Rosalind Franklin, Ada Lovelace, Hortensia, Timoclea
Crazy how I have all these memory slots for spells, but I don't get a single second to use any of them the moment I walk through a fog door. I can have fun with all kinds of spells against overworld enemies, but against the boss I just>golden vow>flame give me strengthAnd try and nuke as much of the health bar as I can before my time is up
>>500312904>Women are incapable of greatness.St Teresa of LisieauxSt Teresa of AvilaSt Teresa Benedicta of the CrossAnd it's just one name.Read the latter's writings on women and other topics
>>500313473Thats both a myth and would be based if it wasn't, I wish it was true
Post pussies and shut the fuck up
>>500313594>but I don't get a single second to use any of them the moment I walk through a fog door.acquire skill. Keep practicing spell casting without crutching on the slicer. You'll get there. Use Radagon's icon
>>500313956slicer is mid anyway, use cool stuff like ice tornado and gravity.
>>500313956Carian slicer is based coupled with moonveil + (magic uchi or carian shield)
>>500314019it's a crutch.Ice storm is one of my favorites, but I like microcosm the most
>>500314209I bet their slits get wet when you are mean to them
i rape you
>>500313789St. Trina is real
>>500314317Does shitting on women online count as erp
>>500314209>riled upprojection. Take your offtopic spam elsewhere
>>500314446Yes. So does literally shitting on them irl. Women love a good steaming coiler dropped right on their tits.
>I love history! What? Who? No I meant I love the surface level aesthetics of saying that history is cool, not that I actually liked learning about the past. I love r/HistoryMemes!
>Play Convergence>Pick Perfumer class>one of the notes you get is bugged and is showing the weapon locations again instead of the costume setsfuck
>>500314718I like convergence but it confuses me how it's still so buggy and unfinished
long overdue but since I can finally log into eip builder i'm going to finalize all my build plans tonightI may swap Grimm black souls for something else, wanted to try the throwing javelin on at least one build for starters. also magma ever since I picked up that new talisman, I wanted to before but already have two int faith builds and the weapons part of that build really screw the level cap since it becomes qualintfaith. just look at the smelting hammer, 40 str AND int faith.
>>500314791>>500314718I guess that's unfair actually, the overhauls I'm comparing it to are a lot lighter
>>500315998This was the post that made me somehow just realize/remember that my mind is the level that it's at so that I could summon ticheWhich I can't do in pvp and dont like to do against bosses now so like I just realized I could dump my mind stat a ton now that i dont use summond and it had no reason to be that high and I can out it somewhere else
>>500314141What's the point of carian slicer if you already have a melee weapon?
erg has fallen
>you have to play elden ring, it's so goo- ACK!
>first flame>black flame>profaned flame>frenzied flame>blood flame>ghost flame>flame lightning>snake flame? (messmer)>the fires of rubiconmiyazaki has one idea
>>500317427What would you like to talk about?
>>500317690Fell God's flame
>>500302039which is why mermaidtard is undateable
>>500311385Marriage material. I'm 5'4", I will date you as long as you insult me (when you feel like it). Hope you're a switch.
>>500318276Kill yourself
>>500317698how do your feet smell
>>500318465aww, did that hit too close to home? it's not my fault you're a huge fucking mess
>>500311385Location? Please lock me up in a breeding camp.
>>500318645I'm not
>>500319029They're gonna cut out your eyes and deafen you and cut off your arms and legs without anesthesia. So sad.
>>500311602>teehee i took 1st year biology in university once, please take my word salad seriouslywhat part of vermeer's brain did he channel when he painted View of Delft? was it the sexual or the violent one? side note, he never painted a woman in a sexual manner once. and don't fucking say girl with a pearl earing, because its not sexual. i know you're joking but come on.
Ergy breeding camp now accepting applications, we have one east coast and one west coast site, San Francisco and New York. Must be biologically female to apply, preferably poor attitude and propensity to make typos in posts.
>>500299753>Snarky, petty and cynicalthat's me>loves goth shitnot me
>>500319997Anything for love, I say. Now run into the sunset with me, cutie!
>>500320270I can't until you fc
https://youtu.be/z8VIhIIq-kk?si=XxDyp8yGzRq-YcIA
>>500319029Italy>>500318279What is a switch
>>500320093I haven't heard of him before now so I can't make an educated guess but sexuality one is usually a safer bet
>>500319997Go into detail.
>>500320685You've never heard of Vermeer? Wow. Guess I overestimated you. You've likely seen his works before though
>>500321007I like history but I'm not omniscient yet, I don't know everything. Never had the brain for most artCan you post one I mightve seen?
>>500320795No
>>500321007>imagine taking men seriously when they insult you and getting upsetSo silly. Men turn to putty when you hold their hands. Why the gender wars? Silly people clearly don't understand the miracle of love.
>>500321446That's like saying that a hurricane coming towards you turns to putty in your hands when you lean into the fact that it's going to break everything and ruin your life. That's only true somuch as things turn "okay" once you accept it and welcome it, but you can't change what it does.
>>500321876What? You sound sad. Anyway, I'm bursting with energy, Varre anon! I will get a boyfriend soon! I will get a boyfriend! I will breed him! I will have a family! I will be a beautiful wife!
>>500322152YWNBAW
>>500322312Good thing I already am. I can fix you.
>>500321205Posting them here would suck. Look them up and see them in higher quality: -View of Delft (one of my favorites)-Girl with the Pearl Earring (probably his most famous painting and most recognizable)-The Astronomer-The GeographerAnd another great painter since we're on the topic is Rembrandt. He painted one of, if not my #1 all time favorite painting: The Night Watch. Rembrandt was a master of lighting - he pioneered techniques to make light hitting the subjects and objects in his paintings to make them incredibly realistic. So I'd recommend you look up:-The Night Watch-Belshazzar's Feast-The Philosopher in MeditationIf you havent guessed by now, I think Dutch painters are the greatest. Both Vermeer and Rembrandt are Dutch. I know this started all because of a shitpost but I had a lot of fun making this post.
>>500322424I think your hobby is lovely, anon.
>>500322152I'm not, I'm just telling you you can't change them, I obviously dont have a problem with interactions with, I just don't delude myself into thinking the result isn't getting hurt more and probably killed by it one day
>>500321446Shut up bitch, we're talking about Dutch art.
>>500323086Have more faith in humanity! Sure that can happen, but I don't think it's quite so likely. Plus I've already dodged juvi for something I won't get into.
>>500322424Ohhhh I have seen his stuff then for sure, I just didn't kno3 his name or himRemembrant I do knowI wish I had more of a brain for art like that, because I usually like to give counter reccomendations but it'd be no one you dont already know.It's funny because I was going to say "Van Gogh I like a lot but that'd a normie taste" but then I also just realized like that he's Dutch too
>>500323576I have faith in humanity, that's not me being dejected, and I lean into the accepting of it , men are ten thousand deaths, I know that and try to accept it otherwise I'd have a mental breakdown. I am fine with talking with it/them
>>500321007yeah I've heard of vermeer
>>500321446>Men turn to putty when you hold their hands.you don't need to attack me like this
>>500322424WAIT no I lied I f9egot I do have a favorite paintingDie Wilde Jagd by Johann Wilhelm CordesIts german
>>500322424>Rembrandt was a master of lightingcaravaggio > that rembrandt loser
>>500322865Thank you. I hope people enjoyed my post, it was a nice distraction from work. Not a lot of people to talk to about pleasant art in my experience.>>500323898Yeah I had a feeling you'd know Vermeer at least. He's pretty famous after all. And I don't mind at all that you'd recommend Van Gogh, I'm not a hipster and can appreciate someone who makes something nice. I just hope you liked some of the lesser known ones I recommended too.Also, a random fun fact about the Dutch language, if someone has "van" in their name, like Vincent Van Gogh, it means "from" or "of". So Vincent of Gogh. Its a dead giveaway and will let you know immediately if the person you've just met is Dutch. You see a similar phenomenon happening in the German language (to which Dutch borrows some aspects of), with a famous name like Otto von Bismarck. It means the same thing, like "from" or "of". Same idea can be seen with names like Anri of Astora or Eygon of Carim. In Dutch or German, they'd be Anri van Astora and Egygon von Carim respectively. So I brough the topic back on track, full circle.
>>500325007They're both goated in the sauce my brother>>500324920Good taste, that's a phenomenal painting. I'm a fan of it too but I forgot what it was called
>>500325376I'm obsessed with the wild hunt, like yhe concept, so like I like a bunch of art about it or derivative concepts or anything even like similar
Odin build for Elden Ring?
>>500326161Asgardsreia is a good painting
>>500327330https://youtu.be/2QhbfhhKGfg?si=5d3LP-fEkkPjZzRd
>>500327330Yhat was the other one I was gonna mention. I love the old dull crown Odin has and like how you can basically barely see him and he's in shadow, it's like (to me) a really interesting way to like have a concept that the hunt is basically like self sustaining/a frenzy of people that ends up being larger than the possibility of being led/controlledI like it a lot anlot, but I like the ghouls fnonhiman figures in Die Wilde Jagd more I think and the splashes of bright colorBut I love both
>>500329616varre is dumb
>>500329616I just saw that postWait a fucking minute
>>500329754How is he dumb?
>>500330953he follows some stupid idiot who thinks he's going to make a new dynasty
>spinning slash has ha>sworddance has hathis is so fucking stupid
>>500331393>eldogshit>stupid shitname a more iconic duo
>>500326161I'm writing my uni thesis (anthropology) on Odin and the Wild Hunt literally right now
Bro why are console players so fucking good. I've dabbled between PC / console invades and duels and holy fuck man I get so tilted over console invades at just fucking 90 17+ then I ever do on PC, what the fuck do console players do all day? How do they have so much knowledge on the game?
>>500332982Having played on PC recently, it definitely has a much larger base of new playersMost of the people I invade or get summoned by or what have you on console know exactly what they're doingHow to dodge trickier spells, how to roll catch and avoid roll catching, where to go in every level, etcThere's just not as many new players on console
>>500331931Hey that's interesting, anything cool you want to share from your writing?
>>500332982>>500335101so this is why I lose most invasions...
>>500330117who is this semen demon
>>500326365He kinda does everything so he doesn't have a specific build (he's a warrior, sorcerer, seer, shapeshifter, necromancer etc.) but I'd say the most fitting is FTH ARC with an occult infused smithscript spear (with the Spectral Spear AOW, so you can throw it over the enemy's head and shout ᛁᛉ ᚹᛟᛞᚨᚾᚨᛋ ᚹᛖᚱᚨᛉ while you do)
>>500335461The "run in and spam stormcaller" trick works most of the time for me on PCOn snoystation I'm usually greeted with a hefty volcano pot to the face if I try those kinds of shenanigans
>>500329616Kill yourself again
>>500336959Love you, again
>>500337392Love you too
>>500336341for me it's often> two hits and bleed> two hits, madness, dead> one weapon art and I'm deadtoday I got >130k from killing a phantom, I think that might explain the damage I'm typically receiving....I hate the madding hand, btw
I HATE BACK STEP SO MUCHI JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET A RUNNING START WHY DOES JOLDIMG THE RUN BUTTON WITHOUT MOVING MOVE YOYAAAAAAA
>>500328920my wife's daughter
>>500335101OK good it's not just me, idk why it is that way but I feel better now knowing this so thanks I'll just play more for fun then after my last fight I burned every single item I had taking a host and his OLP down in a fucking RL 70 INVASION FOR 15 MINUTES fuck Playstation man damn
>>500332982>>500335101>>500335461Chiming in, I commend ps players tbqh having stopped playing on PS after it died on me and switching to pc it's been night and day for me when invading. At 150 on PS I'd maybe net two wins out of 15 invades, this is coming as a DS2 vet, the amount of ganks, and just weirdly godlike reflexes some of these players have is beyond me, I swear sometimes Ill look at the gamer tag they have to see where they're from like maybe I can take off some blame if they were Russian or Korean but nope, mainly American. It's nuts Vs PC where you just go and knock off a couple randos who mash R1 constantly. Absolutely bizarre world.
>>500337595Protip: jump and then hold the run buttonYou'll land still, and be running as soon as you start moving
>>500339830I have thousands of hours on this game on ps5It's the only fun game snoys have
>>500340045
What now? ARC?
>>500343335What could your build possibly be that like you'd gain things by going for Arcane
>>500337516>madding hand>bare hand weapon that does frenzy>fleeting microkos(or something say kosm)>still no cage helmThanks for reminding me to be upset about this
FC.Tonight.Three [and a bit(?)] hours from now.Be there.
fucking hell I think I'm about to ce for the first time. trying to make a new character is a fucking hassle
>>500346786Yeppers
>>500345436no
>>500347374Why not?
varreposter I want to eat you out while you're on your period
>>500347797Real gangsters do run red lights
>>500347537yes
>>500349979What?
>>500350050yes
Luv carian girlsSimple as.
>>5003433353 into int to satisfy my autism
are there any straight swords with bleed?
What are they doing?
>>500351015Yes
>>500351015No
>>500352084It's 99% bots
Anyone done a thorn sorcery character since the dlc? S
Getting comfy in bed and reading about astronomy
>>500356208I wouldn't mind getting comfy with you, anon...
>>500356871you can afford a king size bed but not a wall mount for your TV?
>>500356985I don't want to wall mount my TV. I like it on my big old dresser.
>>500357326alright well we can agree to disagree>>500345436when's the fc you dumb whore
>>500357513>3 and a half hours from now>posted two hours agoGee anon I wonder when it could be
should I do NG+ or a randoI probably won't finish either
>>500358532Randomizer for sure
>>500358651what settings do I dolast time I did a rando, the rold medallion was behind malenia so I just quit right then and there
>>500359480Idk I just said it because I'm doing NG+++ now and I'm bored
>>500359480this is probably what I'm doing for enemies because getting an erdtree burial watchdog replacing morgott is kind of anti-climactic
>>500357934I don't understand
>>500351015no, otherwise katanas wouldn't get to be the defacto jerkoff MC weapon category
>>500360495I said "It'll be in 3 hours and a bit"You replied after 2 hours "when I'd it"The answer would be in an hour
>>500360754oh okay that makes sense
>>500356208Based. What specifically?>>500357326Same here
>>500320391What she beheld was cold, dark and veiled in occult mystery...
>>500361501They don't know, they haven't read about astronomy yet they don't know what it is
>>500361501Pulsars
>>500362183I dont like pulsars
>>500362326Yeah well maybe pulsars don't like you either.
>>500362326Probably because you're scared of getting destroyed by gamma ray pulses. Don't be such a wuss.
>>500362456No it's their shape actually. I like astrological things being round like, most stuff, or at least being on a plane, like a like accretion disc. I domt like that pulsar have the stuff that goes the other way
>>500362682get x-rayed, nerd
>>500362425Good
>>500362825It makes me angry that I have to put so much effort if I wanted to go into space but pulsar just like constantly have a shape that has a line or taller shape that leaves its surface like that. It didn't earn it, it has jo consciousness it just lucky enough to be that
>>500363079I mean the fastest pulsar spins what, 700 times a second? It's gonna be weird.
heals should be intelligence sorceries not faith incantations.healing is an intelligence requiring thing
The time is now
>>500364548Faith is the personal augmentation/buff stat, it makes sense that the health you're applying to yourself would be faith specificBut it does like suck that intelligence doesn't really have a specific like niche that is different from the other two
>>500362183That's cool. Stellar evolution in general is probably my favorite topic in astronomy
>>500363321Sure
Anyone wanna join?
>>500365853No, sorry.
>>500366018It's okay, I'mvreally reallysorry I couldn't join last night too
>>500365853I'm joining in 2 minutes
I just died to Malenia 10 times in a row while using spirit ashesYou may all laugh at me now.
>>500366498HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAI didn't best her on my first playrhrough, I got too frustrated and it took til I restarted and started a second playthroufh
>>500364642gimme a minute
2/4>>500366719Oke
I wish there was more variety to the arenasIt'd be cool if one of them had stuff you could climb on
We have a 3/4 lads, come and join up we just need one more
>>500367053ugly
3/4Anyone else joining before I use other option?
>>500367053cute feet
I have decided to stop using Daedicar's Woe
do we have 5
It's either 2/4 or 6/4We could make it a 6 person one
>>500367897It says 3/4 for me..
>>500367985Oh okay I was confused for a sec
>>500367985I was at 1/4 until I requeued, buggy I guess
Why do kills sometimes not heal...
i fucking hate na net sometimes
looks like we got 5 peeps
>>500369294Oop, okay I'll sit next one out
>>500369345looks like we need you, bitch
>>500367080Post your tarnished
>>500369810Why did you call me that
Do you guys ever seamless now that everything’s all said and done
TEH RANGE ON THIS SPEAR IS SHIT
>>500369892I dont even play elden ring
>>500369879who the fuck are you
>>500371112You called me a bitch
>6 eliminations>"Okay I got this for sure">didn't even tie for firstWow
>>500371620Was that last match? I got like 9 kills I believe lol. You got it next match tho just lock in
I can't believe I'm playing with this slut
>>500372226He's not that bad, he's just called Lemonade because he's yellow
I'm done, gg friendsexcept you, you know who you are
>>500372795Again it's just a joke about his color, you sont have to be mean to him
GGs everyone! I had fun. Thanks for joining and playing
>>500347797Stop turning me gay. I feel the same way about you.
I have respected kind of. Functionally it'll look the same but I might do more damage tomorrowMaybe
>>500373152I think you have me confused with mermaidtard?
>>500373469Imagine grossing someone out enough that they they turn the opposite sexuality than you, damn
Are magic builds even viable anymore I always get fucking lightning string spamming retards that never respect me and I choke
>>500373959I dont know
>>500366498Spirit ashes can give her heals too, right? Maybe that's your problem
>>500373959My most fun using magic in pvp is committing to a school. Some are better than others. Carian bullet hell is a lot of fun.
>>500374740I wanna try the carian thrusting shield Bullet hell sounds cool too desu
>>500375758The thrusting shield is really goated but it really has nothing to do with magic. It's a str wep with an int tax.
good morning erg!!
>>500376258just like the radahniel swords?>>500376279good morning cunt
>>500376325CTS is way better tuned though to be completely fucking absurd. Spear talisman, two handed sword talisman, shield talismans if you want, heavy infusiuon, grease or magic armament. The thing is almost like cheating, even after they nerfed its GP stam reduction.
where are the eefcee 'ebms
I'm gonna fap
>>500376279Good morning Why does she wear a cape if she's a snake? They're like cold blodded, that wouldn't help herDumb dumb Rya
>>500376686I recorded a few but couldn't figure out how to make it not 15 minutes long and like cut it up into tge bit i wanted easily so I deleted it
>>500376768Prove it?
>>500376945I just nutted
>>500377064... in 3 minutes?
>>500376854use webm for bakas u baka
>>500377095I have a confession to makeI posted that halfway through my fap session, but yeah this is like a new record for how fast I cameI was also kinda pent up
>>500377219I do, I tried using it to cut up some videos for another thread but I couldn't figure it out
>>500377281Thank you for telling me this
>>500377415You're welcome, I'll probably go again like 30-40 mins
>>500377512You should keep going till it hurts
Why is PVP so fucking bad in this game?
>>500377689That's a weird thing to say but I've done that before
>>500377324>too dumb to use the webm converter made for retards such as yourselfthis is just sad
>>500378084I'm not retarded jt just only clips one thing when I want to like make it do "clip this and this and this" I sont want to use it 50 timesWhat sort of things should I even clip? I'm worried that it's get same because I don't play differently much
>>500378205retardation is truly a tragic thing to witness
>>500378447I'm not
>>500377785It's a bad game. ds3 has the best pvp
>>500378517okay retard
>>500378668Kill yourself
>>500378539I just don't understand why they put so much shit into this game that just enables people to cheese in PVP
>>500378731L2den Crouchring, and yet none of the flashy bullshit they've put in has ever felt as satisfying as poisecasting a sunlight spear into some wanker point blank. Man, faith ate well in ds3
>>500378205Do you want to have multiple cuts in your webm? Click the upside down arrow next to trim and you can use multiple trim
>>500378887Thank you I probably won't remember to record next time unless someone reminds me though
>>500378713love you too, sweetie
>>500378971That's not what I said
>>500378539I liked ds3 pvp more than any other From game. I really wish we'd gotten something like Spears of the Church in ER. Along with solo invasions and covenants...
>>500379070Honestly, let's just merge with dsg next thread, okay?
I am bad at this game. I wish I had time to git better, but having a life really gets in the way.
>>500362682Pulsars are nearly perfect spheres, retard.
>>500379227That's really impressive bro, I don't know how you manage to have a life in this day and age. I work 50+ hours 6 days a week and all I have the capacity to do when I get home is kill my braincells with snoyslop.
>>500379379Don't they have like the weirdbatuff at the poles?
>>500379453Having a life to me is just going to work and university. You're thinking of a social life. I don't really do that.
>>500379695What? They're just neutron stars that rotate really fast and emit radiation from their poles.
>>500379870I've seen likeI know obviously they're artist depictions but like does any matter come up put of the poles? Or is it just like radiation? If it's just radiation then that's fine but if there's like flares up of matter then I'm still mad and dislike it
Time for round two
>>500380221FC time?
>>500379753Well in that case once you complete your degree and enter some low level manual labour job you'll have more time but less drive. perfect for gitting better.
>>500380343Nope
>>500380473But you just said
>>500380487>>500377512
>>500380560Oh okay, let me know how it goes
>>500380220nta but afaik it's pure radiation
>>500377785>bloated damage numbers>r1 combos removed (r1-r1, r1-r2, r1-l2 etc)>ugly ass armor that don't match with each other so no /fa/>no hornet ring animations>passive poise >completely broken spells>even more broken and unbalanced weapons
>>500380728Pulsars beat thw allegations, I like them now
>>500379870>>500380220pretty sure they're not perfectly spherical becauese of how fast they rotate, just like the earth
>>500380438Eh, I've done enough manual labor. I'm studying medicine, so it's off to a hospital for me after I earn my MD.
Man Shabriri's speech is really underwhelming when you have no interest in Frenzied Flame bullshit. Get a job you body hopping hippy!
>>500380890I don't know why there were allegations anyway, they're small little dudes that spin so fucking hard and fast that radiation can only escape in lightyear long death lazers from the poles.
>>500381125I'm okay with that, spherical is better but the main thing that made me angry was the space thing
>>500381131fucking normie kill yourself
>>500381159Because I didn't like the idea that like matter could be sent to space for doing nothing because we have to try so hard to do it
>>500381125No one said they are, I say almost perfectly spherical due to how dense they are alongside the retardedly fast rotation speeds.
>>500381148It feels weird how he just sort of spoils ehats gonna happen
>>500381208yeah that's just an artist's depiction I think, we obviously have no photos of neutron stars>>500381261you are retarded
>>500381335Yeah but i thought maybe the art was delicting that we know/detected that matter goes upI'm not retarded
>>500381392I mean. light is matter, so in a way it does.
>>500381564No it isnt....
>>500381335This is literally a photo of a neutron star
>>500381621Is that matter?
>>500381619Yeah, I was confusing electrons for photons.
>>500232651Any place that's not pozzcord where to check reforged changelog?Why the fuck are some blackflame incantations 2 slots when they're still ass.>noble presence is 3 slotsWhat in the goddamnThe mod is alright, but this shit is baffling
>>500381621this is false color though isn't itperhaps I am the retard this time
>>500381721It's shooting out x-rays in this photo, seeing as it was taken by an x-ray telescope launched by NASA in 1999.
>>500381787For sure, if it was a visible light photo it would be all washed out because neutron stars are super bright.
>>500382017You mean the opposite, neutrons stars are dim in visible light, and you need x-ray telescopes to see them well.
>>500381765No, but I'm in it so I can check fir you if you want specific things, that said their changelogs don't usually say the like methodology for some changesThat said, from what I could find, it seems slightly as if the devs are a little bit like struggling with a back and forth ad to hoe to balance black flame, since like the main focus behind the magic updates was the generator spells, but they mention balance issues with having a generator spell that does the damage over timeThe wiki liats some methodologyThey made black flame have resistances, so basically like it's more useful against weaker enemies than it was in vanilla but a but less useful against bosses and like higher hp things
>>500381824Wow
>>500380708It went pretty well
>>500382954It took a lot longer this time
>>500383032No I came like 20 minutes ago, I just forgot I was supposed to let you know lol
>>500383139Oh, okayAre you getting ready to do it again then? It was about 30 minute inbetween last time
>>500383262I'm afraid twice is all I can do in such a short time span, to do three or four in a day I have to space it outWhy are you so curious?
>>500383363SadIdk
>>500383951>SadWhy, how many can you do?
>>500383363I'm gonna buy a new fucking machine. Last one broke.
>>500384164I'm sorry? Fucking machine?
>>500384226You reminded me.
>>500384292What the fuck is a fucking machine? Like those things they have in porn that they attach the dildos to?
>>500384093I dont like cumming, it hurts/feels like too much so I just s5op before that. It's been a couple months. I'm always interested in it with people who don't have that problem
>>500384396Oh are you the femanon?Don't think my fapping habits are comparable to yours
>>500384356Yeah, but smaller. Those ones you see are professional. I'm hard to please.
>>500384575That's a retarded phraseWhat?
>>500384706>That's a retarded phraseWhy?>>500384625Are you a dude or a second femanonI'm getting confused
>>500384826Because anon isn't a sex related word, that's not a thing, its like femcel I hate those meaningless wordsI'm just me and you're just you
>>500384826Womyn.My record is 13 in 5 hours but that was back when I was addicted to porn. It ate up too much of my time.
>>500384882And yet, the majority of 4chan is male so being a woman is different from the norm>>500384889>My record is 13 in 5 hoursI would say that's insane but I guess women are literally built different, so I suppose it's possibleAre you hot?
>>500385108That isn't trueBut anyway yeah, it's interesting to em to hear people talk about it
>>500385228Maybe you should get some tips from the other femanon on how to cum. That's kinda the point of masturbating, after all
>>500385108I'm average looking, medium BMI.
>>500385320You just want to read that, same as me wanting to read yours. I don't think it is, and besides it's not on how, like I said I can easily, it just makes me cry
>>500385436For the last time, 50 BMI is not average, it's not a percentage!
>>500385320I think the best tip for masturbation is to fetishize yourself doing it, degrade yourself for the act and go more depraved every time you cum to keep the adrenaline. Don't stop when it hurts.
>>500385610I've tried kind of like that, I hoped that if I juat ended up doing it enough it'd stop hurting eventually but it never does
>>500385549That's kinda sad actually>>500385610That is very degenerate of you, but pretty hot desu
>>500385610Like I can handle pain fine but it's different it's juat like "too much" rather than hurtingAmd it freaks me out because I don't like body things that I can't control, like blinking
>>500385697Kind of yeahA few months ago is when I started trying to fix it and kind of wish that I had never tried to, because all it made me do was realize that it probably wasn't ever going to be normal because of the fact that I cried after whenever I did itI've gone back to not trying but I'm slightly more depressed about it now because of the fact tat like I failed if that makes sense?
>>500385868I know what you mean, I get depressed if I fail at something too. Almost like it would be better if I never tried at all, because then I would still have the possibility of succeeding. Anyways, don't be afraid of failure, and consider seeing a doctor about your problem, I don't think it's normal for it to hurt. Have you ever had a guy make you cum? Does that hurt too?
>>500235906yes it is
>>500386048Yeah it's like the hit game elden ring, being happy about fine losing against a boss because you're not trying and then like putting effort in and realizing you still can't do it.Its anything. I don't know if it's my body or brain at this point, it sort of drives me nuts on some days since I just have to find a stopping pointDoes it ever hurt for you in that same way, ever? Like even once?
hm maybe i should do a perfume run
>>500386273It isnt, Malenia has red hair
>>500386319I want to do it but then I remember I have to wait until the dlc to actually get the infinite ones
>>500386324this is red
>>500386385That's not Malenia
>>500386286>I don't know if it's my body or brain at this point, it sort of drives me nuts on some days since I just have to find a stopping pointHow many times have you been like this? Maybe you just need to do it enough times to get over it, or maybe it's just psychologicalIt hurt the very first time I fapped, as far as I remember. Aside from that, I rarely get this weird pain in my scrotum but I don't know why it happens, and it doesn't hurt a lot anyways. Generally if it's going to hurt at all, it hurts while I'm actually stroking because my dick is sore from fapping previously>>500386319I regularly forget that perfume consumables exist
>>500386468What do you mean how many times? Like that it hurts?What do you mean in? You can feel inside of it?
>>500386468You can't feel your organs
>>500386376ill have to make a dex build w firespark perfumes or maybe arc with ironjar and facetsnk moog >>500386468same some of them srent that useful desu and i hate crafting desu
>>500386609Are upi okay, that was a lot of typoe
>>500386557>What do you mean how many times? Like that it hurts?How many times have you had an orgasm and it was painful?>What do you mean in? You can feel inside of it?I think it's my prostate, I don't know why it hurts sometimes though>>500386609Crafting is dogshit in a souls-like
>>500386648i got eater on my phone…
>>500386675Likealways? I don't know if I made this clear but I meant this is how it always is, I've never been able to normally That's inside your waist
They should add seamless co op as a real thing next game
>>500386814>always? I don't know if I made this clear but I meant this is how it always is, I've never been able to normallyI understood that, but you said you usually try to stop before cumming. How many times have you actually cum? If it's like 10+ times and it hurt every time, you should go see a doctor>That's inside your waistIt's right next to my penis
>>500386786Varre I don't think you're supposed to lactate blood
>>500386932I dont know, I haven't counted it every time in my life
>>500386984It could be a mental thing, it could be physical, no idea. Go talk to your doctor, or maybe try a different way of masturbating.
>>500387110I was more just kind if talking about it, I've considered both if those, but thank you for talking about that
>>500387129There's nothing to fix, that's perfect
>>500387201You're welcome, it's always fun to talk about masturbating with a girl, even if it doesn't end up being great for you
elden masturbation general
>>500387515The law of regression
>>500387515Do you guys think Melina ever schlicked? Does Ranni's doll body have a vagina? Is Marika fucking Radagon basically masturbation?
>>500387616King Crimson, skip their orgasm
>>500387714YesNoYes but it's closer to sex, it feels more like masturbating with someone else than it does like just masturbating alone to her and him
>>500386786weird
>wake up>see all the offtopic>leavewhat a general, erg
>>500387864I have no idea what you're trying to say here
>>500387876Everything right now is on topic.
>>500387970That's okay, I'm sorry
>>500388038No need to apologize. You know, all this talk has got me kinda horny again... you want to try masturbating together? You can stop whenever you like
>>500388137Kill yourself
>>500388176Okay, damn. I thought maybe it would help
Is the abyssal serpent the white serpents he turns into, or is thag just what his snakes turn into once he accepts the abyssal serpent which is something else?What is the abyssal serpent?
>>500388223Sorry, thank you, but kill yourself I think
>>500388332That was unnecessarily rude, I thought we were friendly
>>500388513If you don't know someone well enough to know their temperament then you probably shouldn't be asking them to masturbate with you anyway
>>500388580We're both anonymous here, what does it matter? It's not like we're ever going to meet or see each other
>>500388513Kill yourself you delusional gooner
>>500388276"Black armor of Messmer the Impaler. Draped with a red cloak bearing his crest embroidered". Messmer's armour is "black", however upon closer inspection (Bonfire VN) we can see it has golden/copper highlights, with the corners most used being the most polished and bright. I believe this to be copper.Red tinged gold is the symbol of the crucible, which is likely copper and a nod to the Bronze Age, the first metal used in complex tool use. This also aligns with Messmer's blasphemous associations, such as claws, serpents, wings and fire. Also from Bonfire VN we can see in his 2nd phase the serpents are white and discoloured with a crusty appearance. This is actually the effect of molting, as the air enters the layers of skin, and suggests the idea of change – shedding a past self, which Messmer does, as he sheds his human appearance.As such he loses human traits, like warm blood, which leaves him with purplish skin. Bronze is very hardy, however exposure to the air leads it to tarnish, taking on a black appearance. Furthermore, his serpent(s) pass through his chest in the front, affecting his lungs, and one of them comes out through the middle of his back, implying it passes through his heart; the serpents and Messmer share one heart and one breath, which is why it could have never been removed.
>>500388656You don't know that, it wouldn't be that hard to figure out what time zone eventually Then probably narrowing it down through things like local products like milk brands and bringing that up as a topic, those are usually regionspecific so depending on what combo with a time zone and region you might be able to narrow down the state with just that. From there it's partially just small details like size of city, stuff like that asking about how rural or urban or just listening to conversation and you could probably lure it down to what city. It's time consuming but not that hard
>>500388741Bonfire Visual Novel?Also that dort of makes sense, though ad far as I know, like people mix it up, the snakes were never his curses, he hates the flame, he doesn't mind like the red snakes.
>>500388952We could just... not talk about any of those things, but whatever, you've killed my boner anyways.
>>500388952Bonfire VN does videos on Fromsoft character designs.
This could be us.
>>500389659That's a picture of 1 person
>>500389087It was a hypotheticalAnd good.
>>500389659Wearing a ballgag over a mask is silly>>500389758Sorry to bother you...
>Ng+1 Bayle went down with 2 ADLS and I didn't even do the lightning shredSo this is how you make this flailing fagot fun.
>>500389863You didn't, I just think it's funny doe that to have happened, it was a positive conversation
>>500389876His phase transition is so awesome, with the change in music and the flying around. Just a shame that the rest of phase 2 exists!
Patch 1.2 will have all the features you wantPatch 2.0 will come with the second dlcThis is true
>Flowerstone Gavel can't bit given lightning blade buffWhat a pointless waste
>>500390454Every weapon should be able to be given any buff
>>500390724based and dark souls 2 pilled
>>500390802Is that game good?
>>500390993In terms of builds and power fantasy it's the best game they've ever made. Also the bonfire ascetic mechanic is great and should be mandatory.
>>500391318I'm guessing the characters and world isn't that good then? I like Elden Ring characters a lot but I heard that they were the improvement
>>500391417The characters are on par, ds3 had the best characters. Ds2 characters are a little one dimensional, but because of it they tend to stand out more than ER characters. The world is branching, but those branches are pretty linear and not interconnected. And phase 1 of the game can get tedious on replays with how it gates the latter half of the game. It has the best hub in the series.
>>500391634Okay, I will try it! Thank you
Just tried Dark Souls 2Was it bad on purpose?
>>500391910yea
>>500391417ds2's world makes no sense in terms of area transitions but it's really fun to go through because of how many areas there are. It's like elden ring but not open world lmao. It's just dungeon after dungeon with a few super short transition areas to break it up. it also has handful of branching paths (2,3 options) and 3 dlc areas that are all top notch fromsoft dungeon design.the npcs who talk are all just standard fromsoft characters-- some of them aren't as explored, like the crestfallen knight in ds2 isn't as interesting as ds3's or elden ring's. but the other games also don't have someone that fits lucatiel's role that well.ds2 also has a ton of vendors with different personalities, just don't expect anything deep.everyone loves aldia though because he has the best speechesAlso there are a fuck ton of npc summons and invaders, with no backstories but serve to make the game feel alive even offline mode-- some of them only invade offline or in ng+. many of them do greeting/goodbye gestures, some of them have basic healer ai (gesturing for you to come over before they queue up a heal spell), others will gesture at stuff in the environment that will help you out with later enemies. You can summon this one npc for nine different bosses, which is more than how many times u can summon the talking npcs, which is bizarre. The biggest issue people have going into ds2 is how the movement and combat feel. You either get used to its jank over time, hate it forever, or somehow are the small percetange of ppl who think it feels amazing god bless your soul.
>>500391962Wowzies>>500392035I know the famous one is going up an elevator and ending up in a flat plane with swamps or lava or something out in front of you but to be honest I actually think that's interestimgI am so so torn though because I just looked it up and they changed the claymore R2 which makes me want to kill myself up, but the L2 is a parry apparently?That noc thing sounds very interesting
>>500392597You're thinking of the swamp elevator you take 500 stories up to get into the underground lava castle.ds2 is a pure distillation of soul and little polish. Also level ADP to 20 first. You have a lot of really strong raw damage options to start the game with. Level your ADP and basics and you won't hate the game so much. It's a bit of a learning curb. But by the time you get around to putting crystal weapon on both your magic infused blue flames is about the time it'll really click.
>>500392597there's one thats hilarious its like daytimeand then u walk like 2m under a bridge and all of a sudden is nighttime and thunderstorming>claymorewell ds2 claymore still has the heavy attack thrust. there are some differences but yeah it's not a bad weaponthere's a bunch of greatswords in ds2 to try anyways. one of them has a mix of straight sword and rapier attacks, which is everyones fave in pvp-- altho u rarely see it these days and it's hard to get in pve>L2 is a parryyeah it has awful frames but it looks cool if u pull it off
I'm uninstalling ER and reinstalling DS2
>>500394017What's next, DkS1 is also better than ER?
>Enter the DLC>Find the Blackgaol Knight in a mausoleum in the beginning area>Have over 2600 HP>Kills me in one hit>Come back 20 skibidi fragments later>Hits me again and this time deletes "only" 95% of my HPLiterally what the fuck is up with this guy
>>500399367>uppercase after meme arrowSpotted the redditor.
>>500399519I have never heard of this, shut the fuck up and stop pretending you're some oldfag.
>>500399669I accept your surrender, tourist.
>>500399851Are you actually retarded
>redditor mad after being mockedGet used to it, newfag.
>>500400029We used to call them "summerfags", buddy.
>tourist hasn't touched grass in so long that it doesn't know we're in OctoberCringe.
>>500399519>>500399851>>500400029nigga who gives a shit like seriouslyhes contributing to the thread meanwhile you're seething over fucking capital letters
>>500399519>>500399851>>500400029based & triggered the tourist so hard, xe's samefagging & shaking & crying
>candyass roodypoos actin' up in my thread
>>500400428hi 'oopa
>>500400225Those who are ensouled by the divine spark are in November right now, buddy. Better join the other NPCs at Reddit.
>>500400564I'm unemployed.
>>500400428It didn't take much, redditors have fragile feelings.
>>500232651Is Glorious Merchant a safe mod to use and uninstall? I want a headstart to start the game directly with a buildI've had to delete my saves because I did dumb stuff with other mods
>can't play elden ring without dying ten billion times unless i'm just heavy attacking with a big weapon and stunlocking everythinghow the fuck do small weapon ppl play this game
Hiiii /erg/
>>500402920Dodge or block.
>>500403175I suck so hard at dodging. I like blocking because I have really bad reflexes.
>>500403660Same. Shame blocking get really tough later. You need to dodge most of the hits, block the last one, and counter attack.
>>500400029>>500400225>>500400428>>500400892poopa ur not fooling anyone dude..
And a swing and a miss, how embarassing!
>>500403753poopas dead stop hallucinating it was benhart all along
>>500403938>benshartKEKYPOO!>>500403936nice photoshop benfart
>>500403936You struck a nerve, xe's malding
>>500404278samefagerald alert
>>500404278Yup, it is. What a sad redditor, lol.
>>500316364dropping mind seems great until you're on your 10th playthrough slot and you get off two ashes of war before having to chug, 38(one blue pot) or bust.I don't like dropping END much either but its much easier to deal with after playing bloodborne, than blue pots which are a hard filter (my main running out of heals in the last boss while coop for example, before the blue fp regen talisman existed)
>>500391910give it time and you'll come to realize its the best one, unless you can't see passed the 2d distant trees everyone posts as an example of bad graphics like you don't understand how LoD works in 2024and if that is your entire argument remake it in ue5 and stop bitching (not you bluepoint, fans, please for the love of god not bluepoint)
>>500402920More reliance on jump attacks and ashes of war. Bosses should be the same if you're already doing a charged R2 build, smaller weapons still do a surprising amount of poise damage.
>>500402920like this
>>500407567That's cute
elden ring?
>>500411674If you love elden ring so much why sont you marry it?
>>500411674right yeah sorry my bad oops, you roll to dodge in ER huh
I hope From makes an hunting game of some kind since Crapcom ruined MH
Is ER over? Back to looking for something to be obsessed with?
>>500412398Elden Rimg is forever and ever and everWhat else is there?
>>500412398it's not over yet, snake
>>500412565I have to go out and get a job and look for a life partner now?
>>500412939NopeJust pick a character from LD and get your emotional fulfillment from imagining being with them
good morning /erg/
>>500413817Good morningSleep well?
>>500413986fine I guess
>pic related hasn't been updated since aprilSuch a shame
>>500412398>ER didn't last a month after the DLC>Dragon's Dogma 2 was a massive disappointment>Elder Scrolls 6 is 100% shitting the bed>All the other AAA games are either wokeslop disasters or just dumpster fires>All the upcoming releases look mediocre as fuck>FS is probably going radio silent for at least 3 yearsMaybe I should get a new hobby
>>500420364take the indiepill anon
>>500420364Play Outer Wilds
>>500420364install unreal engine 5 and make your game anonyes im projecting, I don't know why I can't just make my game already. worried I can't pull off all the mechanics I guess. youtube is really unhelpful, look up specific thing and its like "here is how the basics work" bitch I didn't ask for the basics.
>>500420979
>>500421497not that anon. I can draw. I have a bunch of drawings. even ui/menu drawings and some story ideas written out. I just dont know how to code or do pixel art.
>>500421497i can already do pic rel with stable diffusion. I can't draw for shit (problem with hand, fucking ableists telling me just learn to draw)>>500421830i already know how to do ALL the things required to make vidya from code to music, even advertising technically, I made my bands website back in the day.
>>500421830I know I was just like saying it because it was akin to the same idea
>>500421986If you're disabled, then maybe you just don't deserve to have things that you could have if you didn't have it then?
I like this set ;3
>>500422537Is it ugly on purpose?
>>500422143what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>500422537ugly as fuck
>>500422629>>500422708nuh uh...
>>500422649What? I'm just saying....It's like a quadruple amputee asking to arm wrestle
>>500422143i didn't say disabled I said my hand is fucked up and I can't draw or write properly (without taking far too much time compared to people with non fucked up bones)its easier for me to get "AI" to do it for me and I can't afford to commission artists, or voice actors, or the rest.
>>500423658That is disabled
I'm kind of confused why the wiki never have any numbers relating to poiseIs it just too like variable for any numbers to be iseful?
>>500423806im not legally certified as disabled so no its not. else fucking give me money. pick one.
>>500424235You're unable to do something due to a disfunction
>>500424137f*xtra is dogshit
>>500424771Yeppers
>>500424137fextra is awful and none of the wikidot guys from dark souls era or bloodborne wiki have made anything for eldne ring
>>500424378i can do thing but not easilyalso can you fuck off? thanks.
>>500425570Why are you mad?
>>500425671you keep insisting im disabled yet I don't get benefits for being disabled and you know nothing about mecan you please? fuck off?
>>500425884>>500425671excuse me sirs/ma'ams this is the elden ring general
>>500426359no this is elden masturbation general
>>500425884You're though. It's not a bad thing necessarily, Velma Barfield and Stephenn Hawking were disabled
>>500426486well i don't see any elden disabled general, buddy
>>500426359Millicent is disabled
Jellyfish shield and DMGS instead of moonveil + magic uchi. There, I said it.
>>500426486Marika removed the Rune of Climax from the elden ring, that's the real reason the lands between are so fucked up
>>500426770It's so ugly...
>>500426815but then how did she become preggers like 5 times?
>>500426770O thought the books were status effect bars in the thumbnail
>>500427060You don't have to cum to get pregnant
>>500426945So? It gives you a damage boost.
>>500427167I'm not even going to start with you
>>500427331I think what it means is that pre-cum still has viable gametes in it.
Give me something simple to draw.
>>500427532wanna play hangman?
>>500427532Varre playing hangman
>>500427642This is ER general I'm afraid. But you can post the crossword link.
It's my day off. Should I just play elden ring all day once I get back home?
>>500427331>>500427437I have realized my mistake
>>500427801you should do whatever you want you disgusting fucking smoker
>>500427742Ok I'll get on it.
>>500427801Yes!
>>500427801i'm going to find where you live and rip your fucking nuts off
>>500427965Alright, once I get back I'll hop on and go to colluseum with the erg pass.
>>500427998
>>500427257Basically if your character is aesthetically pleasing and not ugly, your brain is more like to care about it and want it to survive, so you'll be better at not dying in game instinctively because you'll be forced to put more effort inBeing ugly makes you play worse
>>500428058go back to your containment board
>>500427998Okay, but Georgia is a stand your ground/castle doctrine state. Bring a gun if you want things to be fair.
>>500426593>you are thoughthen give me benefits for being disabled.
>>500428196
>>500420364Playing videogames isn't a hobby, it's entertainment. Videogame-related hobbies would be modding, making in-game video-photography, fanart, etc.
>>500428236That's not up to me
>>500428317Do streamers have any viable work force skills besides playing video games?
>>500428273The funny thing is there's a joke about merging but the main reason I would never support it is because of the retarded not replying thing that /dsg/ does
>>500428337then shut the fuck up like I asked twice already.
>>500428623Well it should be separate since elden ring is generally worse than the souls series.
>>500428236why don't you get bennies, anon?
>>500428927True but the other way around
>>500428895That's your problem. You ASKED like a limp wristed little pussy. You need to TELL people to shut the fuck up.
>>500428895It's not up to me whether you get paid but I can still know that you're disabled, you're.
>>500429434>Ugly and disabled people are always so bitter. I know it's because they're frustrated at themselves but it's always funny how ugly broken bodies always equals ugly broken hearts. Fromsoft always has a quest trying to say the oppositeWhat??
>>500429434this explains a lot about mermaidtard actually
>>500429798Sorry
>>500429862Who the fuck is the mermaidtard, what's with all of these weirdos
>>500429040Nope.
>>500429862?
>>500429862It doesnt
>still goingfuck youcunt
>elden masturbation disabled namefag general
I always cheese invaders with ranged consumables. I am what makes this game bad.
>>500430013what you're seeing is the beginning of erg's downfall, turning into what is now nu-dsgthe namefaggotry and offtopic spam has already started, it won't take long until the troons arrive as well as the avatarfaggotry
>>500430596>someone says something just at general disabled people>"this is about ME"Hmm....
>>500430983>posts a groid You're what's wrong with this general
>>500430983at least we'll never be as bad as /gsg/
>>500427742
>>500431230All you have to know is that there is a board full of ultra-lonely dudes who wank to vtubers if you want to feel better about this dead general.
>>500431338Kill yourself
>>500431338Draw Rennala hanging you from a tree IRL
>>500431602That's way more than 12 letters that wouldn't fit
>>500420364>ER DLC was a massive disappointmentfify
>>500431338E
>>500431814No, draw rennala hoisting the rope that's thrown over a tree branch with you on the other end
>>500432008That's even logner, it has to be two words and 12 letters longAlso I didn't post the picture
>>500432008>>500431602>>500431457Why do you guys want this guy dead so badly lmao
>>500432170I dont, "Kill yourself" fits in the spaces
>>500432170I simply want him to draw the carian queen hanging him by the neck in a tree. It would be preferable if he draws his legs swinging with tears in his eyes.
>>500432390>>500432390>>500432390Migrate whenever
>>500389863I'm sorry
>>500382184I just edited the regulationa.bin myself and unfucked their retard choices.Bless PC gaming
>>500439265Yay!
