Previous: >>500210482 >Current & Upcoming Content[09/25-11/12][Event Pass] Worlds 2024[11/06][New Champion] Ambessa, The Matriarch of War[Chosen of the Wolf] Ambessa (Legendary), Kindred, Katarina, Pantheon and Swain (+Prestige) >Latest Patch Noteshttps://wiki.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/V14.21>Latest PBE Patch Noteshttps://wiki.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/VPBE >Builds/Account Statshttps://u.gg/https://www.op.gg/https://lolalytics.com/ >Model Viewerhttps://www.modelviewer.lol /lolg/ OP pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/8xZvBfnZ
Karma's Thighs
>Everyone is winning lane>Mordekaiser dies twice and starts shitting on Jungler, trying to FF, and begging for help>Lillia comes help him and she takes the kill>This sets off Morde so much he starts trying to feed DESPITE US WINNING EVERY LANE AND OBJECTIVEHOW DO THESE PEOPLE EXIST?
why are all janna players smug teasing brats
I bought new socks today lolg
>>500316442Back off!!
>>500316680because they are built for anal
Swain.
Champions for this feel?
>>500317035I'm afraid you're too late
>>500317364Faker ahri skin
I want this
>>500316639this never happened btw
>>500317392only Irelia can touch the skin of the brown goddess, now go back to where you came from.
Swallowinh Tazmirs stinky neet zed cum
>>500294615say whatever it is u want to about me. im old. not not good anymore. ever good in the first place. ive lost my edge. IMO zed right now is fucking awful, so many bad match ups rn. >how are you platinum?give it a second im just warming up>>500319301i have gainful employment and a college education :)CAPTCHA: HRTYTP
>>500319535>CAPTCHA: HRTIts a sign...God wants you to transition...
>>500319535Why do you keep posting about Velkoz?
>>500319535Sorry my mistake tazmir :3
>>500316639>toplanethere's your answer. everyone who plays toplane is an asylum patient
>>500320290Nope. Completely beyond compare.~
>>500317961That looks very good, so riot definitely didn't make it.
https://x.com/RiotPhreak/status/1851105102574338464Poppy bros... I don't feel so good...
>>500320290>>500320567grown adult men posting this
>>500320714I wouldn't call them men, they're still pudgy virgins after all.
>>500320714women*
>>500320635>serashit nerfsuh oh looks like a certain someone better call their bank ahead of time
>>500320901shut the fuck up!
>>500320290>mini skirt>tummy showing>thigh-high socks trying to contain her shortstack thiccness
reminder that Nami is soft
It feels like this game is on its last legs, it's very stagnant and the queues are noticeably longer, at least in NA. I know Asia will sustain this game forever, but I don't really see how it's ever going to regain what it lost in NA at any point going forward. No one new is joining the game, any "new" accounts are just some veteran starting another alt.
Any jungler that's not AA focus and ez to play aside from amumu.
>>500321189Let it die then.
>>500321189and good riddance! once marvel rivals come out I won't ever touch it again!
>>500321261Zyra
>>500321261fiddlesticks
>>500321261lillia, fiddle.. they are extremely braindead, but even with these champs you should get used to AA between skills>>500321607zyra isn't noob friendly
>>500321261ivern
>>500321869uhmm sweetie you liderally press w+e and your plants burn items do the rest..
>>500322042zyra is not noob friendly not even if you play sup, in jg you have to timming your passive to have your seeds always spawning near the next camp, and you have to combo your skills to maximize your clear. this guy looks like he just wants to turn off his brain while he plays, he played amumu, fiddle will fit perfectly with what he wants
>>500322960Call it a circus the way these clowns are juggling those numbers.
Next game is game 100...I have helped almost 400 laners learn that they cant rely on their jungler babysitting and no amount of crying in chat is going to help...I am the savior of League.
>>500322960>briar buffs>briar buffs>briar buffs
>>500321189Game was long dead in my region. Matchmaking just stops caring about rank
>>500323182nice sera build, may steal
i hate briar so much
>>500322960>Irelia passive now works on towers and refreshes from autoattacking a towerSplit pushing Irelia?
>>500321189plus all the players are gay retards
>>500323712me being a retard has nothing to do with me being gay.
>>500321189league is only played by trrannies to satisfy their agp
>>500323886you don't have to throw it in my face..
I love Briar so much
>>500323886but i'm agp for nasus
>>500321189People have been saying every year this since i can remember and i have been playing this game since season 3
>>500322960>velkoz buffs
>>500323712me being gay has nothing to do with me being retarded.
>>500319760not me. i will say however i do give a hearty chuckle whenever i see that poster. >>500320424do not flirt with me unless your name rhymes with myra OR lumia
>>500323712Gays have a highter iq on average than str*ights
>>500324428Sorry Tazmir...Ill be on my way. Good luck with *yra.
How do you fight Morde as Sion when his ult for some reason cancels out the damage from your Q as well as your knock up when entering and exiting Morde ult? Is this a bug?
>>500325135np anon. have this old clip
bros nemesis just said Seraphine is free elo as adc?? I thought you guys were good players
who asks for music videos?
>>500325616Now imagine playing that champion AND having to buy boosts
no diamond this split I guess back to the losers queue, couple of wins, losers queue cycle until next season.im so fucking lonely im thinking about all the past opportunities I had but I was to socially anxious and retarded to take them.
who is the booba lady
>>500325887Gweniver it didn't have to be this way... you could have been my wife...
>>500326249This but a lolg boy
>>500325198>Look it up>It's a bug that's in the game for 4 years nowSo how the fuck do you fight Mordekaiser then as Sion?>Line Q up while he's slowed>He ults>My Q doesn't go off despite it connectingWhat a fucking joke.
>>500325887what we're all thinking but too afraid to admit
who's the target audience for this champion?
Who's BLG and who's T1? T1 has their worlds' power spike but BLG have been quite clean
>>500326936Niggers
>>500325887get a main kid, this mix and match shit will have you in losers q for life
>>500326936Footfags, just like half the female roster.
>>500326191ashnikko i think
>>500326936DabsTheBriarEgg
>>500326936coomers and anime gooners
>>500326936warwick players with AGP and people with a foot fetish
>>500325887I feel you brother
>>500327050one can only play so many games of ornn top before they start losing brain cells and the will to live
100 games done.Next goal 1000.And then 1 million after that.
>>500328849Bolo?
>>500328849How are you not banned yet?
>>500326936David
>>500323208fake buffs, they nerfed bork last patch so this is merely compensation
>>500322960Sigh.
>>500324012Aww, ty anon!
>>500329927vgs?
>>500329501Noone at riot is actually reading your reports and tickets.It all gets handled by a bot and im not doing stuff that triggers the bot like saying im inting or having very high deaths per minute so im safe.Unless somebody posts a replay of one of my games on reddit and the post goes viral i will probably never get banned.
>>500327518down here in niggalow I have to play ornn every time on blue side because there's an 80% chance the enemy picks teemo.
I wonder what was going on in the designer's head when they created Aurora and Briar.
>>500330721K'Sante
>>500330721didn't a rioter pretty much say that he wanted a short stack gothic champion in briar's case
>>500330721Prob thought about his father played a nonexistent role in his life
Why does my account have this? I just got finished playing vs bots to get the free daily exp and my game just didn't end. Tried to kill it via task manager and it still didnt die. Reopened the client and see this.
>>500330216Fool me once. Shame on me. Fool me twice. I’m not gonna be nice. Fool me three times? Maybe later.
>>500331090how*
>>500330828aurora bunn owes me sex
>>500331324I managed to run 2 5v5 vgs on euw so far under some literal who account, you should be able to fill na up fine since it seems more active and people are complaining about queueing up 10-20 minutes to get into a game.
>>500331128uh oh
Would a best of 7 set work winbetter in finals in your opinion? BLG could take the series in an extended matchup. but SK could lap it up for another W at world's
>>500331635i dont know
>>500331635No that would be fuckin' exhausting and people got shit to do.
emerald acc in tfblades challenger gm gamenice dead ladder
have to restart client for the 6th time within 3 hours :)
>>500331128>Don't own an Xbox>Don't have a game pass>Rewards granted: 20 champions>Check history>Nothing????
>>500331128i got the same lmao
>>500331635A best of five takes like 2 to 3 hours with a stomp, I can't fucking imagine a best of 7.
na masters is so fucking trash there isn't one queuing up that has gm mmr to get put into tfblades rank 2 gameso the game puts a 80% emerald acc into it
>>500331635Why stop there? why not a best of 9? best of 11? best of 101 dalmatians? best of 1001 arabian nights?
>>500331128I think it's just advertisement. I have it on my account too.
>can't start any games:(
>>500332329Ok it's just the client shitting itself again, I'll ignore it, not like as if the thing isn't clogged up already anyways.
Brothers... I am escaping the matrix...It was true... Weekend players are mentally retarded and i plummeted my mmr and rank for no reason
>>500331635no but a losers bracket would've been nice
>>500332919Literally can't wait for the Shyvana rework, they will most definitely fuck it up and crush my hopes and dreams.
wow man i'm going to use a discord to level up a fresh acc with so i don't lose gamesand play 5 games of ranked on it a day to avoid force 50I AM GAMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>500332919>41 games in three daysholy moly
>>500333309Leveling up should be easier now than before vanguard because there was unironically a decent chance that you did roll 4 bots in your team that feeds past the remake timer and then afks in the fountain so you had to pick stuff like Tristana that can steamroll towers or a 1v9 champ. Also if you can ranked on it why would you want to level it up more than 30?
>>500333036Why rework her? I really enjoyed and still enjoy herUnless they want to give her gorillion dashes to her already existing kit like they do with every new champion. I won't complain.>>500333316It was actually 5 days with 1 day break includedI was just updating this misrable list without updating the previous picsHere's the previous pic26 games4 winsI am never playing ranked on weekends again
are people who whine about worlds being single elim the biggest faggots on the planet? double elim is the stupidest thing for mobas. there is quite literally 0 advantage to being in winner's bracket. this isn't like fighting games where a simple bracket reset is feasible. you'd have to play the new game the next day, which completely kills all hype and expectations. the winner can't start 1-0 because that's way too big of an advantage in a bo5 and league games are too long to do bo7. double elim is cancer and it sucks in msi too
>>500333316Velkoz alt
I love Lissandra!
Are you faithful to your main?
>>500334979No :)
>>500334979No, I change mains every few months
>>500334979Probably not, enjoy playing too many champs so I pick whatever gameplay I feel like playing.The whole one trick pony stuff's watered down a bit lately.As for sticking to the main, yeah I always go back to the comfort pick.
>>500334979Yes
>>500334979if you''re an otp below diamond just quit your main
>>500334979i'm not autistic
hol up,so you are telling me ambassing not only gets to have an absolutely overloaded kit, a legendary skin on release but also music video AND a book ON TOP OF BEING FEATURED IN ARCANE?damn bro naafiri only got a champion teaser
>>500335652Oh god this shilling is a bit too much.
>>500323621She's still a shit champ don't worry.
>>500334979The closest other champ is 22 mastery levels below her so yeah
>it's another capsule """event"""
I can't play normals riot!Fix your shit riot!!!
hahahahhahaha
>>500334979define "faithful", because I'm not an otp if that's what you're asking.
>AmbessaShe's an ugly nog... I'll never play her! Nuh uh!
>>500336651hahahaha
>>500336651lol!
>>500336651it looks like plastic
>>500336651>Get gyno from roids>Become a womanBucksissies never change
>>500336651>you loved Shyvanna so much, so here's... Shanyqua!
>>500334979254347pts difference between no. 1 and no. 2
Arcane status? What are we going to do?
>>500337197Think I'm just gonna watch it alone.
>>500337279:((((((((((((
>>500337197Some will watch, at least one person will spam the thread trying to declare it a flop, others don't care about arcane
>>500337279Why anon
>>500337323People have already watched like the first 6 episodes that leaked, this means the first 1 or 2 batch of the month are already spoiled and done.
>>500331128I think they fucked up somehow. I now own all free to play champions for some reason.
>>500336403Yeah I'm not paying anything for my champs skin, thanks for the free fanart though.
i never watched season 1 and i dont plan on it
>>500337451>leakedWhat the fuck, do you mean there are torrents available already? I had no idea.
Velkoz stream when?
>>500337197ill probably stream it if no one else doesif someone steps up ill watch it with my friends instead
>was never interested in arcane because who really cares about piltover/zaun characters>ex gf gets into league, really likes jinx>during our flirty/talking stage she wants to watch it with me>those 3 hours a night of watching the show, me explaining the lore, and laughing/feeling sad brought us very close together>ended up being the catalyst for our relationship to start>fast forward ~3 years>now i have to watch season 2 all aloneit's gonna hurt
arcane s2 leak, dont open!
>>500337717S1 was unironically all about Jinx being a fuckup and having father issues, literally skippable.
>>500337965oh i forgot to spoiler it..
>>500336651players who only care about meta will play her as long as she's strong and gives them free lp, these poeple don't care about champ design
>>500337889wtf... :(
Will KSante appear in Arcane?
>>500337818Yeah someone shared 5 catbox links for it and enough people watched through it, those links are dead now but there are probably other places you can try to go to see it.
>>500337920ah a girl I was with for a min got me to watch it, I just wanted more to talk about with her and it workednow im alone
>>500338268mindbroken
>>500337974Nah season 1 was really good especially watching on release 3 eps at a time. The only thing I didn't like about it as much is I feel the show is so clear and plain about what its saying that it kinda killed the intrigue around it, kinda hard to speculate on things you already know. But thats trivial. Ep 1 and 2 drag on the rewatch, but thats exposition. So. I don’t really have high hopes for season 2, I just wanna see viktor be viktor. Jinx looks boring in the trailers.
>>500337889Just watch it with your friends.
>>500338447Im gonna anyway, but I dont wanna leave you guys hangintheyre gonna watch it a day later cause they work
WHEN IS EUW COMING BACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwkQTz_IXzENEMESIS MADE HIS ANALYSIS
>>500338441He will be a cult leader or sorts and probably transform to the PC league verson at the end, also Jinx doesn't do anything after the first season, she's basically a recluse who does nothing much and has some child she takes care of or hangs out with.
>>500338447
>>500338516The episodes are getting released on Saturdays during the weekend unless your friends all work during then for the entire month.
>>500338793our schedules only line up so were all free on sunday, thats when well watch it
friends...sound nice...
>>500338268yea you see him at a gay club singing star walking
>>500337920despair. i'll take good care of her anon.
>>500339343friends suckleague of legends
>>500338268K'sante appears in the Ionia arc where he meets Irelia
>>500339536i cant even queue up league to distract myselffuck you riot fix your shit
>>500339714anon...
>>500339343I genuinely think people only like the idea of watching it with lolg, when it actually happens people will just come and then realise it's nothing or they've already seen it and leave. I'll see if I can get a Netflix account and hyperbeam it if no one does but I'm unsure, we'll see if people still care about it next week Friday to schedule for Saturday. But honestly I'm sure one of the guys who stream would be more than happy to do this for viewership or something.
>>500339571no?? wtf? he is literally like lil nas x in the show??
>>500339714>queue up league to distract myselfget real
>>500339962>>500339871>its still not fixedguess ill just go sleep then
>>500340035good night cuh
I am NOT coming back to this shit game specifically with empowered female PoC K'sante 2.0 about to be released
>>500338535This this was tried 2 days ago on the vg, too much drama so hopefully never.
>>500340274he's talking about the server being downnot euwvgs
when we getting a white male champ that can do everything?
>>500339942K'sante also meets up with Xayah in Ionia, what did Arcane mean by this?
>>500340324Ye it's shitting the bed atm.
>>500340359
>>500340359viego
>>500340386This picture is unironically funny as shit.
What game do I playsince i can't log into EUW? and don't say CS or Valorent becasue I hate those games.
>>500340512>Spanishclose but no quite
>>500340512Viego lost to Ekko though
>>500339896I wasnt gonna do it for viewership, it just looked like people were hype about it and then the dude who said he was gonna fucked offif you step up ill tap out, I think itd be cool regardless
>>500340619why
bring it back omgg
load up a custom game vs lux bot. how many times can you kill her without backing? hard mode: no dorans shield start
>>500340624download torchlight infinite so we can complain about how the servers' are constantly disconnecting because they just released a new season and don't have the servers to handle the player influx
>>500340771Not sure but I just find it really funny. I think its the expression on Ksante's face.
>>500340386full pic?
>>500340035night bro
>>500340707We will see, ideally I think I'd rather just watch it alone. The demand will probably fade since some have already seen the first 5 episodes anyways and like you said people will flake out.
Huge breasted Demacians owe me sex.
champions for this feel?
i just spent over $100 on league and i want to kill myself
>>500341428Absolutely non of those look worth it.Maybe the Riven one because of the butt, however there are probably better or cheaper ones out there.Spending money on this game is so unsatisfying.
I literally only play my main. Using Sej only when I'm forced to jungle or she's banned and I've used up all my dodges. If that's not commitment I don't know what is.
>>500341386Are you K'sante?
>>500341424Zed
>>500341114like I said its not for viewershipI wont post link until the day of it if no one else does it before me, ill be there just in case
>>500333316Rookie numbers, honestly.
>>500341428>tfw only spent $50 this yearWhy didn't you just wait for sales, or get them through boxes...
>>500337197Sounds like it's absolute shit and the entire season is centered around Ambessa rather than Jinx, Vi, or Cait, should be funny to watch everyone lose their shit about it while trying not to implicitly criticize Ambessa.
>>500341428buy shadow eve instead of coven next time
>>500341428>Spending enought rp to buy 67 masterwork chests(22 random skins possibly even more if you get chest in a chest and 50 mythic essance that you can spend on another on another 5 skin shards) on buying 5 skins at full priceYikes.
What do you do when your team won't target the Soraka?
>>500343640I post about it on /lolg/
>>500343640splitpush, do a fake all in and try to bait her ult then dip out and reset
>>500341424I want this so bad
>>500344350>visual & gameplay update for a champion from Arcane Season 2ziggs
>>500344350Viktor? They better not end up ruining Viktor.
>>500344504NOOOOOOOOOO
>Gets buffed
>>500345753>The buffs are +1 base armor
did they just totally drop the profile banners thing? I was really happy customizing my profile with them, and it was one more reason to buy the passes, so they just gave up on the idea
>>500346021>I was really happy customizing my profile with themhello miss
>>500344350>We're really about to go T W O (2) years without a new supportHow B O R I N G
>>500346021me and u
>>500345410mantheon
>>500346093I like that they give me the option to customize things, especially if that thing is my profile on something, and let's agree that pass milestone rewards are lame, making an exclusive banner for each pass isn't even that much workI found this print of my profile with the old masteries lol, didn't they say they were going to remake the masteries again to look like the old ones? what happened to that too?
>>500343640I’m playing her, I don’t have this problem
>>500345802Gimmie HP instead
>>500346787>honor level 5get out of this general.
Corki seems weak this patch
>>500346787be my gf and duo in vc?
>>500346898my chat is disabled, so I get honor 5 every split without any effort simply by not typing
>>500346898There is nothing wrong with being honor level 5
>>500344350They're going to ruin Shyvana
So who am I supposed to be rooting for in the worlds finals?
>>500346440
>>500347305only sissys and females are honor 5
Yone!
>>500347710trueeeeeeeeeeeee
I wanna honor swainfag every game!
>>500347685hi are u a man
lolg in 1 image
>>500348494me and who
>>500348569ozsomedude and nami spammer
>>500348363i am
what is this shit
Kaynbros... why is kayn the best character in league?
>>500348646that would look more like this
>>500348494>b-but anon, I'm just an enchanter sup main
>>500348783his heartsteel skin is so hot like id let him give me backshots
>queue up to play qp because ranked toplane is just "did you get counterpicked or not">end up playing darius into vayne anyway>plap the living fuck out of her but enemy shyv got fed so it doesn't matter>i'm like 11/3 and she's like 5/2 and 2 levels below me but can solo me easily because lol scalingthanks for reading my blog
>>500348878me and who
>>500347723what skin is this
I've almost hit 2k in bonus orbs.Thats the goal.I've been no-lifing this game way too much this month.
>>500349142One of the Heartsteel concept arts.
>>500348718more pls
>>500348646>nami spammeri've never seen this guy posting anything about the game, 99% of his posts are off topic
>no lolgs talk about meok...
i would say that the one thing i miss from the old days of league is the post-game chatting. people always mash go next as fast as possible, they alt f4 during nexus exploding animation even. back in the day your game would end and the next 5 minutes would just be both teams bitching at each other and it was almost always funny as hell.
>>500348878me on the left
>>500349592
>>500348823
>>500349685AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
>>500349656ign?
>>500349609perks of being a janny
>>500349431fruity
>>500349431what a cute girl...
>>500349672be my husband
>>500349986is it a bot or a janny???
>>500350301Doesn't matter sense reporting either of them doesn't work
>>500350187Yeah
>>500350280
>>500350654spooning with morde
I don't mind gay men who like other menBut "sissies", "femboys", and all this "prison gay" behavior is creepy and disgustingBig and strong adult men who are attracted to each other is wholesomeSome pencil necked incel jerking off to anything remotely female because they are severely porn addicted makes me vomitLeague of legends buff sunfire
I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella
rottussy
>hate sissies>come to lolg
>>500351595Many such cases.
guess the champ
>>500351595Because I like and play THE GAME THIS GENERAL IS MADE FOR moron
>>500351269>But "sissies", "femboys", and all this "prison gay" behavior is creepy and disgusting>Big and strong adult men who are attracted to each other is wholesomeYou ate fr fr sis
>>500351723heggarim
>>500351723some mage support
>>500351438Calm down Katarina >>500351792>>500351269true I used to be a sissy but no more
>>500351723pantheon
how do you stream with no chat or viewers? whats even the point?
Sissies rule lolg
>>500352846rank the sissies
>>500334979yes, but I have a harem of mains (women) though.
>>500351723the correct answer is kindred____
>>500352841>how do you stream with no chat or viewers?you don't, if it's dry after 5-10 minutes you just shut that shit down and cry yourself to sleep
>>500352841why not
>>500352841love for the game
that newjeans song "whats your eta" is a fucking banger and im tired of pretending otherwise
>>500351595/lolg/ girls hate all of us, but they still come here.
>>500352841the guys here stream so velkoz will ignore them in their twitch chat
>>500352841i like go on twitch and click on random 0-1 view streams with cams, you see a visual reaction 8/10 when they see that number go up by 1 and they start to talk a bit more then i leave
>>500353167they're parasites out to suck every drop of free attention while giving nothing back in return
You suck at League of Legends /lolg/!
>>500353356And I'm proud of it!
>>500353356idc! its dead game anyways!
>>500353356Yeah. And?I don't want to 'get good' at League of Legends. I want to be a good gardener,
>>500352841Don't stream for viewershipstream because of the existential dread you feel when you play vidya by yourself off streamthat feeling of your existence fading, nothing ever mattering, surrounded by darknesson stream that feel is gone and your vidya and stream are just an interest and hobby you partake in
Well, my climb to emerald was easy as fuck again. Thank god no one realizes how broken ryze is
Are they ever fixing this shitty bug?
What the fuck is this
>>500353918You have game pass and connected your Riot account. You get shit for that.
>>500354075I've never paid for a game pass though
>>500353156I was curious cause of newjeansfans name and yeah they have some heaterseta, omg, cookie, how sweet, ditto, super shy, and hurt are all dope
>>500354115...huh. I just randomly got it too.Might be something they did for Worlds, then?
yeah im thinking ap nunu is back
>play aram>one of the player names presumably is a homage to their dead mom
why is every single lucian i encounter some challenger smurf
>>500355431But that's Draven
>>500355505no its 100% lucian, i havent played with or against a single lucian in months that hasnt had an insane score and clearly playing better than the other 9 people in the game
>>500355290Host vgs
Who are some notable mains in this cesspit?
>>500349639ign?
>>500356602No one here actually plays
>>500356602I main Talon
>>500357007Im playing the game right now
>>500356602Boodrum
>>500355431he has no organic playerbase, only autists who care about naught but winning play nigger champs
>>500357007That's not true, I'm playing right now!
>>500315573last thread
>>500352841thats the problem, if you got nobody to interact with you have close to no reason to talk which makes the stream boring in the first placethats what keeps me from streaming
>>500357923
>>500358129Goat ban when?
>>500357923haha
>>500357923Gospel...
>>500357923As an amumu main this speaks to me
>>500355373boy I sure love stumbling across other people's unsolicited traumas in online video games, it truly brings a tear to my eye and definitely doesn't make me want to cave the retard's fucking head in for taking such a disrespectful stage to express things that should actually be meaningful
yone should stay in the gutter forever, his brother too
Soraka my cute wife!
the model viewer updated with the new skins
I need a lolg I can treat like a cute loli.
This champion's kit gives off an illusion of skill.
>>500359887Why do you want to treat a 200 lb balding man as a loli?
Wow. This must be a really hard combination to get.
>>500360181Riven.
>>500360213>doesn't ward>doesn't do damage>just hugs tower waiting to get carried by the boosterNo anyone can do it, just pay up
>>500360363Erm no? I was pointing to the fact I got Bloodthirsty alongside low damage. Its just funny
>>500360517This site says you play like shit every game, negative damage and down 800 gold after lane every game lol lmao
Takes real courage to post your account on this cesspit
>>500359668Ozsomedude, the fat slob!
>>500360746I have challenger level teamfighting and survivability. Its not my problem I build enchanter and can't outdps the ADC
>>500360873Do you have challenger level dick sucking skills?
>>500360208Don't say that! You're a cute girl and deserve all the kisses. I want to stretch you with my big adult cock that you can't handle.
>>500360827lol I'm not fat, and before you ask, I still have all my hair.
bros... I miss this game...is vanguard really that bad?
i wanna bang that aram soraka from a couple days ago desu
>>500359229This is actually the most soulless chinkslop I've ever seen in my life.Don't they have like 500 of these skins already?
>>500351595>cum to lolg
yes
>>500361712>rakafag is a small, cute, trans girl>she really is the bottom (namifag girly too though)pic rel is them
>>500361712So hrt is treating you well then
>top laner doesnt take teleport, thats fine>gank for him cause enemy is way over extending, my top has 5% HP at the end and starts to tp back>big enemy wave is crashing into his tower, go to rake in gold XP and reset it>my top laner spazzing out and mass pings me because im stealing his minions hes about to be teleported away from anyways>he cancels his teleport to come and kill some of them>enemy jungler dashes in and kills him>he spends the rest of the game doing my jungle like an autistic retard and lets his towers diegame is 15 years old and people still dont know basic macro play huh. or is it just a top laner thing?
progress reportcheck em boys the layering is almost done just some detail work and this shit is dunzo
>>500362537you're supposed to get real skinny and then get fat again a couple times
>>500362551League of Legends?
>>500361913you can go to hidden tray and disable vanguard after you're done playing league. vanguard comes back when you restart your computer though.
>>500362551apparently some of the people in this thread have a fetish for castrating failed mails so make sure to protect your balls.
>>500358129
>>500362539just an autist stuck in his ways>I'm the top laner therefore I get the top lane minions>you're the jungler therefore you get the jungle camps>if you ever deviate I will throw an autistic fit
>>500362134gross the one from here?
>king gay has no friends so he has to post his sf, fortnite and dolls here insteadGrim
>>500362368>>500362537lol nope.
>>500362551
i'll forever stan rakafag x namifagthey are my favorite ship
>>500363164Why did you become a sissy just because of a videogame?
still not reinstalling
btw thebausffs played Jhin today for those who missed it. expect it on youtube in a couple days. he did some crazy ulti backshots. just standard messi stuff.
>>500363196no im not cornyI'm direct
>>500363374okay kaynfag
i ship this anon >>500363636 and vanguard
>>500363594Still not a sissy.
>>500363837ya'll afraid to be corny meanwhile I was born on the cob
Annie
>>500363968so youre saying youre the top and nami is the bottom? its so cute that you think that
>>500359818Kat's and Kindred's are so good.
>>500363968>plays support >only plays aram with bf>negative wr with main on a smurf>posts girly pics everyday to identify asDefinitely a sissy
>>500362676hmmm but they'll see I throw racial slurs in this anonymous mongolian cartoon forum
ditched my old booster to the cuckshed and found a new booster this one is really good at the game!
Gonna go cum to yone
if you look like this i WANT you
>>500364283>>500364601
Vg time?!Made a room. Vg vs vg. Pass is vidya.
Why is Aurora allowed to delete people's health bars still?
>>500366217>nobody joinedsorry anon. vgs are kind of dead until the weekend i fear.
>>500365796I deserve her more than you
>>500364753Join vgs >>500366217
>>500366492
How do you fight Gragas as Sion? His damage and CC were far greater than mine.
>People defending Ambessa is TBSkyen and NickyboiIf these aren't shills, idk what is.
Is she OP?
>>500366668just proxy
>>500366871https://u.gg/lol/champions/aurora/build?rank=diamond_2_plusYes
>>500366881Kinda hard when the enemy Jungle decides to camp you the rest of the laning stage.
>>500367059bausen's law means that you will still win the lane
>>500367119But I'm not playing inting Sion.
>>500367203well, maybe you should if you can't figure out how to play against Gragas
>>500365936>keeps responding with self-insert not beating the allegations
King of Nothing is the Gragas King
We got one!
>>500366871No, she isn't. She was before the nerfs, but now she's average a best
he's still trying to post his mental illiness >>>/v/693240318
>>500365936i just think you 2 are cutei love you <3
Just 8 more haha.
just shot a load for yone my body was shaking in pleasure
People like to say jg diff but the jg literally can't play if the lanes lose. If your midlaner is winning you get every drag and every grub. If your midlaner is losing you don't even get crabs. If the enemy laner uses their free wards and thinks even a little bit about jg pathing they're ungankable. If your lanes chimp out and feed the enemy jg ten kills in ten minutes the game is just over before you can play.
It’s over. Sorry Final.
>>500368271ahaha failed two nights in a row
>>500368202"jg diff" is the first thing poeple learn in this game to cope when they lose the lane.
You now remember this champ exists
>>500368586Three actually.
>>500367848he's playing with his bf right now instead of shitposting. blessedhttps://www.leagueofgraphs.com/summoner/na/OneHornedGoat-OHG1
>>500368657i don't know why they refuse to give this champ to the junglers, they are the only ones who would care to play her
>>500368815>They want more people to jungle>but no you're not allowed to have fun champs there
>>500368972Oh junglers want fun champs?>Proceeds to force changes onto some mage that no one including that champs playerbase asked for until they pretty much exclusively jungle (and are probably OP for way too long too)
>>500368719You'd have better luck if you weren't advertising as an avatarfag
>>500368202>0/4 bot at 5 minutesGG JG NO DRAGONS
HelloWhich league ladies would rip your organs out?
>>500369610Vel'koz would rip your heart out.
>>500351269It's because getting big and strong (clean) requires dedication and effort, also self acceptance, I feel like. So there is much to respect regardless of whatever's the preference.
morgana poster is cute. but there's just nobody for vgs tonight. i'm sorry cutie.
This is my season trust me >>500366668rush a negatron cloak to sit on and then buy spirit visage >but that's too much magic resist I can't justify buying that much magic resist because he's the only ap on his teamthen you ffgragas is unbeatable without mr stacking>>500359818Kat is a shameless malenia clone
>>500368586Just post the lobby screen caps.I guess players who played on na just migrated or got invited to the same discord group that made vgs active so people just hang out there now.
>>500370021Phonefag
>>500370021Its also that you tend to make them late night on NA so people are generally done for the evening by this point or are doing something else, reason why vgs were still going around this time is that they started earlier and people would just rejoin each one
>>500370357I remember vgs were pretty big around this time. Alas.
>>500370538you have no pull, vgs were popping off last week
How in the absolute fuck am I supposed to fight this as Sion?>Riven keeps knocking me up>Aurelion black hole>Senna root>Ashe's slowsLike I legit cannot do a god damn fucking thing.
pretty sure people aren't joining because they have morgfags posts filtered kek
>>500370538Like I said, its because they started earlier (like around 7-8pm EST) and once the ball got rolling each game was basically guaranteed to fill because most people from the previous game would rejoin, its the 1st game of the night thats hardest to get together
gwen is pregnant
>>500370538Personally, I'm not going to join some attentionfag who can't stop posting his off model shit waifu for posts stating there's /vgs/. You have zero pull. Save yourself the embarrassment next time.
>>500370716Gotcha. >>500370597Do I need pull for customs???
>>500370840Either be fem presenting or a discorder
>>500371020It’s over then. >>500370808Personally *farts*GNM.
>>500370715It's sad and awkward to watch him fumble each night. I'm glad I have my duo to play with.
>>500371137Lucky bastard I wish I had a duo.
>>500371132>bro comes back thinking people would miss him>can't even get sorakaposter, or the regulars to join himlol
>>500371279Why you gotta put a brotha down for trying to revive vgs
>>500370712yeah this is a pretty horrendous outdraftingpersonally if I see this enemy comp aside from riven I'm going to go a full splitpush build with berserker greaves hullbreaker youmuus trinity force and just push towers all game and never groupbut the problem is you can't actually build like that against a riven because if you don't have 200 armour she will just kill you with 0 counterplay The only way you're winning against that comp is if your team carries unfortunately That's just how it goes sometimes
>>500371137I would say maybe if he didn't attach all his filtered images to his posts he could probably get a /vg/ off the ground but most people here probably remember him by IGN anyways so
>Teemo banned every matchwhy
>>500371628>don't ban teemo>play against him 80% of the time>get sick and tired of this>guess i'll just perma him
>>500371558True, I don't join if there certain people in the lobby.
>>500369712I could get big, strong, and rugged for you babe
>>500371938wait, when did they reveal they're a girl?
How do I get a lolg duo
I would like to have sex with the one they call Kindred.
>>500371628If I pick a normal champ and the enemy picks Teemo, I do not get to have fun for the first 15 minutes of the game unless he is inting.
>>500371132good night, morgposter.
>>500372149post ign and what you want, 1-3 schizos will add you, you maybe play 1-2 games with one of them, then they sit in your friends list forever
>>500372149be female and pick one lolg to form a romance with
>>500372149Be good at the game or pretend to be a feminine
>>500372291but only with the lamb, right?
What times of the day should I not play ranked. I know I'm not supposed to play during the weekend but what about the hours? I was on a winstreak today and now I'm starting to lose more for some reason.
why can't we have champs like her?
>>500364072Bottomless sweater is so peak... I need to draw more Annie...I wonder if Road2Diamond Annie anon made it.
>>500372427which one are you?
>>500372452Yeah.
forced to play aurelion in aram intoxerath: outranges me and can easily land his spells on me since my q makes me stationarygragas: can r me and easily gapclose with e and kill me anivia: q, w interrupts, matches my waveclearnilah: massively outdamages me and can gapclose to my team even if I stay healthily away i cant ever cast q to deal damage to the enemy or stacki cant farm the wave because i get peppered with spells from range as i qor because our team had zero pressure so they can run up on repeat to interrupt me up closethere is no safe range to q which I need for my champ to exist i cant wait under tower either for an opportunity because then i die before i do anything as my q does NOTHING to nilah who outheals it with no mr as 2 or 3 of us dps her so i get to enjoy an ENTIRE GAME of the enemy fucking with me in particular for funI literally cannot fight back, my team cant peel for me or kill them in returnthey flash for me, use every r on me, run me down, emote on me, and i have to take itat least I got 4 honors from them? XDXD ISNT ARAM FUN?ISNT IT FUN WHEN YOU CHAMP GETS COUNTERED BY THE ENTIRE ENEMY TEAM AND ITS LOST IN CHAMP SELECT BUT YOU HAVE TO SIT THERE AND GET ASSRAPED FOR 15 FUCKING MINUTES WITH NO COUNTERPLAY NO MATTER HOW WELL YOU PLAY IT BECAUSE YOUR CHAMP INHERENTLY DOESNT WIN IN ANY SITUATION NO MATTER HOW BADLY THEY PLAY IT?DONT YOU LOVE NOT FFING SO THE ENEMY CAN SHOVE IT UP ALL OUR ASSHOLES FOR A BIT LONGER? BECAUSE IT WAS NOT LIKE I WAS THE ONLY PLAYER SUFFERINGBUT NOOOOOOO"I WOULD RATHER GET FUCKED IN MY ASS UNTIL I SHIT BLOOD THAN LET YOU OUT BECAUSE ITS JUST ARAM BRO"Sincerely "FAILED SUB-ANIMAL INSECT TEAM"Your mother should not be gangraped to death in front of your father and sister before both are sodomised to death with a barbed wire rusty pipe I think :))))
>>500372423They might leak your dms too in the discord so be careful
>>500372291kindred? no.katarina? yes.
Ay, Papi Chulo~
>>500372695roman reigns?
>>500372586coward
>>500372664Katarina has a partner and I will not NTR another bro.
>>500372562I dont duo usually
>>500372784Sorry.
>>500372458Someone answer me? Been winning all day and was close to entering Bronze 3 again. Now I'm at 0 LP and been losing more since it became night time. Should I not play ranked from 6 PM to 10 or 11 PM?
>>500372637lucky...
>>500372562hes feminine, he gets pretty gay in his twitch chat with dudes that flirt with him
>>500372905>>500372458Bro the time of day won't save you. Literally pick a high elo streamer that plays your main, watch how they play and copy it.Watch some CSing guides.Voila, you're Plat now.
>>500372937the bots come here to suck him off too. it's funny
Which league ladies would enjoy you screaming and begging for mercy
>build bork on briar>bork gets nerfed>start building titanic hydra>briar gets "compensation" buffs>keep building hydra instead of going back to borkquite devious
>>500373057Vel'koz likes making /lolg/s cry.
>>500372937>>500373008VBL living rent free in your heads
>>500373183only zeds with small dicks
>>500373183only twisted fates with small dicks.
>>500373183jellyrolled list?
>>500373000>Bro the time of day won't save you
kali go sleepgood night
>>500373202>briar cosplay>hides feetwhat's the point
So are we ever gonna get good anti shield?Mutilator is gone and serpents isn't gonna fit into any build despite its gold efficiency because it's still an economy item
>>500373413good night, akali sissy.
>>500373057My wife but in a different way.
>>500373609be nice to connor
>>500373718Do you scream when kayn or nami tops you too hard?
>>500373801>tazmir isn't on the list.
>>500373801what is this? list of vgs?
>>500373801fair warning you might get banned like i did for posting that
does nami have a fish puss or a regular woman puss
>>500373801hey i'm on that list. cool
>>500373801sucks that this is the only list I shop up on these daysleast im the only name on the only lolg I care about
>>500374425>>500374345>>500374009>>500373962What I miss?
>>500374453some list of what i assume is people who participated in vgs and their stats. wonder where it's from
>>500372427lady i would worship at your feetbut you wont even give me a chancei could be your knightbut you just see me as a some beta loser
>>500374196some mermaids have humam pussy and others dolphin pussy, this depends on the world-building they are adapted to
>>500374784vbl is a guy
>>500374574Rewind.lolIt shows a lot of stats like how many games you have total on a champ, winrates, trends like longest win/loss streaks, people you play with and what your stats with them are, etcIm not certain how accurate it is but its pretty cool since some of those stats I can't seem to find anywhere else
>>500374876riot's api doesn't send custom game data. can't be rewind.lol
>>500374872barelyjust like steel
>>500374872thats just because she is insecure. she might claim to be a boy but we all know she isnt one anymore.
>>500375015That is where the screenshot that got deleted came from, if you look up a profile and go to the friends tab and scroll down you'll see a list that looks just like it
>>500375552>headshots rakaI hunt her to sell her ivory horn on the black market.
>>500375387where has he been?
>>500374784loser
>>500375720Why were you duoing with that tranny17
I have zero desire to play in my elo. All I do is play on my smurf.
>>500375552Welp, the jaguar got her goat.
>be pisslow >win a bunch of ranked games in a row>get a nidalee jungle >ask him to post his username>"why do you need to know?" yep nice gangstalker griefing agent don't make it too obvious guys easiest dodge of my life
>>500375720>>500375720im sorry
It's a new day to champion ADChads !
is it a league day or a streets day?
this waste of oxygen adc spam pinged to defend the turret while we were ahead and I got distracted enough trying to mute his fucking pings that the enemy team caught me off guard and ended up turning it AND WINNING despite being pretty behind all because this fucking idiot wouldn't stop sperging out
>>500376532Zed-Sama...
>>500376558Does Vel'koz counter Zed?
>>500376532Twisted Based
>>500376532can i be a girl for you?
>>500376532zaunite...
>>500320551Either that or brown/mystery meat goblinos.
>>500376726>>500320551I'm normal and I'm white and I play top lane
>>500376805No you're not.
>tazmirs taste in egirls>lyra>jelly>kgs taste in egirls>talonfag>jellywho wins?
>>500376903get a job you bum
frotting with zed
AKALI IS COMINGAKALI IS COMING
>>500376903The one who isn't into spics with lisps
>>500377445It's impossible to play immobile champions in this game
>>500376404That bitch is fucking dead.
>>500376903we all lose
>>500376903they both got rejected by those girls and tranny.
>league crashes because u.gg crashed, tried reopening in the background but had 10 instances of the program runningThere is not a single good league overlay program anymore. Mobalytics and U.GG are just trash
>>500376903kg should date lyra and tazmir should date talonfag.
>>500378440>using overlaysup against the wall
>>500378618I would not be alright if that happened
>>500378618I love crackships. We need more desu
>Finish game I just stomped the shit out of>League client doesn't load the post lobby room Every fucking time. Every time I stomp the lobby doesn't load what the fuck Riot
>>500378641Trying to change runes on the client is a path to arkham aslyum insanity, its so slow and broken. Especially in ARAM when you have like 10 seconds to do it. I like these programs where I can either import or edit runes there because its always faster
i can play singed and literally int and have more impact than playing ashe while doing my best
say something nice about Nami
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDErQ1KTzaI&pp=ygUIcGFyYW5vaWE%3Dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDErQ1KTzaI&pp=ygUIcGFyYW5vaWE%3Dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDErQ1KTzaI&pp=ygUIcGFyYW5vaWE%3D
>>500379320you turned soraka into a powerbottom, kudos
>>500379685powerbottom? shes a pillow princess
>>500372695>A direct translation of papi chulo from Spanish is “pimp daddy,” with papi being a diminutive form of “father” (and used like “baby”) and chulo meaning “pimp” but also “attractive,” “cocky,” or “cool” in colloquial settings.Freudian slip.
maokai feels kinda op
>>500380519>Remember meowkaiNow THAT was a skin *siiiiip*
>>500377243myra..............
>cass main>plat all the way to silver>alt f4's 4 minutes into the game after feeding mid twiceAlways fun to watch someone who is one push away from hanging up the sneakers
>>500376548They need to make the ping sounds less sharp because it does get annoying, my only work through has been to lower theain audio at like 7.
>>500372149You post your ign, region and I guess what you play. If you really want to get people's attention you blogpost your games without blurring the igns.
>>500381289why do people try to otp counterpick champs
>>500379320She cooks a fine bird.
>>500379320disgusting pig poro
>>500381562i just heckin like this one champion hyuk huk never pick others much lanes? i dont flex lanes sorry bro
>>500359818New skins are a downgrade compared to the previous skins as foretold, atleast for Swain and Pantheon. People may still buy it over the jpg I guess.https://youtu.be/-oUNJjRzLFU?si=EcY74237peKKGo_Z
>>500381645there's something wrong with that bird - everytime she tries to cook it it turns into an egg
>>500381562because this isn't dota and matchups don't matter anywhere near as much as you thinkthere are many successful high elo cassio otps This guy is just bad
>>500381562If you're good enough you can whoop any shitter with any champ and it won't even be close
>>500376903I winbecause I have the best taste in egirls
>>500317961They're just gonna keep making cute skins for Soraka, literally the only cool skin she has is the grim reaper one which is on sale on the Halloween shop NOW. Riot can also make a shit ton of money making goth or edgy enchanter/girl skins but I think because stuff like pentakill Sona or grim reaper Soraka isn't as popular they're never gonna make them let alone with something to do with black armor.
Guys, am I doing it right?
>>500382419Also I kinda miss how old Evelynn would walk around on full bdsm fits and platform boots and stuff, I think once everyone moved on to pop music that aesthetic overall died out. They could totally do that with stuff like the current Eve even if they tried to make her a bit classy and also obviously Morg and then move on to other champs.
I'm looking over my match history and I'm noticing I win every single game where my jungler ganks me at least onceAnd I lose games fairly consistently when my jungler ganks me 0 times.Just noticing things . .
>>500382674youre the cutest girl lolg girl and the best qiyana in the world.i love you so much babe
I cast aside any remnants of sissiness and I will reach diamond as a Sion main
>>500382889Steel??
how is the new swain prestige skin obtained?
>>500382889No babe don't do that.
>>500382640dumb metaslave
>>500382674I feel that qiqibro, but in my case I win like all my games where my bot lane backs off when i ping them instead.
>>500382949I think it costs 125me. I have like 115 but can't be asked to grind like 22 levels for the 50th level free 10me for something I won't even use.
>>500382674>I need my jungler to carry melol embarrassing, go back to farming silvers in vgs
>>500382640I'd say so !
Edge of night is outdated
>>500382640Yeah that looks fine. I think there was a guy who was talking about how their 79% win rate stat was screwed by a bad game yesterday, to be honest those numbers always level out to about 50 something the more games you have with that champ in ranked. Less than 50% at like 300 games would be worrisome.
>>500382129That's easy. Creak the egg and make a sunny side up! >>500382419I just want a Doctor skin for her. How hard is it to sell doctor them skins for the healers?
>>500383387So true it should be an attack speed item to fuck with Assassinoids even harder.
>>500383471You mean nurse? Funny how they gave that to Akali. Also the pool party Taric being the life saver, that could totally be Soraka or an enchanter too.
>>500383480would unironically be a better stat for most of them
>>500382667they better hire this man in the future when we are back to making attractive people in our games
>>500383550Soraka should get a Doctor Theme. She's the Main healer in the game. Sona, Janna, and Nami can get nurses. Yeah It's really silly how much Riot hates easy money. Give Soraka Doctor and Lifegaurd skins.
>>500383637I say that all the time. I think I have an IMDb page now so maybe it'll help getting me hired there one day or something.
>>500383825may they recognize your talent someday
>>500383724Sona blows the whistle. Nami goes in the water to rescue. Janna helps with the Mouth-to-mouth resuscitations. Soraka helps with the bandages.
>>500384540Dr mundo builds a sand bed with Yorick.
>>500383471I'm telling you - it won't crack!
>>500384540>Janna helps with the Mouth-to-mouth resuscitationsBut Janna doesn't need to do that, >>500384756Throw it away. We can get some Raptor eggs instead.
>>500385062Maybe that's what she meant by leaving people breathless.
>>500383581Yes but the average Assassinoid is too stupid to realize that at least a single +40 Attack Speed would be more useful on their champions than just 6 items with nothing but AD on them. So it ends up fucking with them and making them screech and that's what I want.
>>500384756>>500385062
>>500385312True.
>>500385062wait, let's try angle grinder
>>500385312they are cute. leave them alone.
>>500385191Does her seduction know no bounds?! First over the phone! Now, at the beach! >>500385452All I have is a power drill. So no.
they really need to give draven a new passive. he basically doesn't have one if you're losing, and even if you're winning you get so little bonus gold
>>500383029>Slut bunny>MetaWhere do you get this completely retarded information, retard?
>>500385731let's stick with raptor eggs then, catch!
Who is the best gooner champ?
>>500387537Probably Briar. This place is full of perverts and there seems to be too many people who worship and post her to count.
I am backWhat have I missed
>>500387712Absolutely nothing. Probably some esports and the 15th year anniversary loot but that's about it.
>>500387778I missed rakantheres some jank new to the game im not too keen on but its alright
>>500387894Morning to you too.
>>500387942its night time
>>500387994Goodnight.
>>500379320>>500381645>>500382129>>500383471>>500384756>>500385062>>500385452>>500385731>>500386360kill yourselves right now
i dont use wards in lane because the game is predictablei dont use wards in midgame because the game is predictablei do use wards in lategame because i dont want to fuck up the one (1) teamfight that decides the game
>>500321189NA cant sustain online games because the working class dont have any money or free time to play games like this while in Sweden some 17 year old kid can spend 5 years of his life playing video games to have a go at becoming a pro gamer if he wants to regardless of what income his parents have
>Statikk and Yuntal buffs next patch seem too good to be true since Riot has an insatiable hatred for the adc role>Try to figure out why they would even give a single scrap to their most hated role>Remember that arcane is coming out soon and they have to make Cait and Jinx somewhat bearable to play for the 20 people who will come to the game from the showThese disgusting, two-faced opportunistic snakes. They spit on ADC every chance they get but suddenly turn around and be nice when they can earn a little twitter clout. I didn't believe that I could think any lower of Riot employees but they shock me every time.
>>500388090No one cares about them so much as you do, anon.
>>500385731>>500381645>>500373057I need to rub one out really quick
>>500388589they showed how much they didnt give a shit about adc the second they put lethal tempo back inbot lane is stale as fuck and champions live and die by item changesexcept the arcane whores and pet champions like that faggot ezreal or that bitch kaisaexplain to me why some champions get kits adjusted because of items while those whoresons get items adjusted because of their kits
>>500385496shutup
>>500372695
>>500384756nothowyouwearshoes>>500385062you and I fucked shit up tonight.
>>500385496you are cancer for saying that
>>500389204He's not gay.
>>500388686actually i hate evey post they make gay mentally ill retards need help
>>500389204This is disgusting and not cute at all
>>500389471>everyone else easily ignores>you are botheredAnon??
>>500389383>literally has a demon inside him at all timesanon....
>>500389526ignoring them does what in your retard world?
>>500389471Your love/hate relationship is honestly intriguing.
>>500389526id call them out too for their faggotry. get used to it.
>>500389496Your loss
Installed this 1 hour ago, i don't have a slightest idea of what is happening. Any good new player guides?
>>500389553Nothing to do with sex.
>>500389590I have a feeling you're the blacked porn spammer.
>Have a million fucking skin shards and some permanents >I only play one championWhats the point
>>500389675you can grow up at any time
>>500389670who knows what they do behind closed minds anonto be fair, swain is made for hate-threesomes with leblanc and dariusanything else is absolutely retarded
>>500389608dumb queer faggot
>>500390000QUINTS OF TRVTH
ya darius is a faggot ass champ played by faggot ass kids
>>500390069Sounds like a strong argument. You won, anon.
>>500390492based and husbandpilledgodspeed you lunatic
>>500390492cringe
i love draven so fucking much its actually unreal
>>500390839Based. Absolutely fuck Brand players.
does anyone wanna do globetrotter
>>500389204so many good ships involving darius desu
>>500390839god i miss that health bar UI i miss it so fucking much bro
>>500390492me and swain doubleteaming you
>>500390916literally 0Darius is a father
>>500390492Based
>>500391043im never gonna care about that dogshit comic no matter how many times you bring it up sorrythis isn't even an "ew they gave him a wife" thing, imagine giving him a wife, then saying "yeah also you have two kids and they died offscreen and now i'm gonna die too" in the span of like 3 pages. that shit was absolutely ass and i won't acknowledge it even if everyone else does
>>500390916darius x lux is still the best hetero ship in the gamedarius x garen is good alsohowever mordekaiser is the supreme bara dom
>>500391043Word. Darius is literally married and has a daughter. Swain literally had sex with Leblanc which is retarded but it is what it is.
>>500391097nah
>>500391134straight up dogshitDarius is an old man, he had his family, his love and romance past long ago and now hes a warmongerLux and Garen are both in their 20s
>>500389718I remember when riot gave a skin for the first champion you owned if you haven't purchased other champions at lvl 5
>>500391243Waifu/husbandofags fighting for their waifu/husbando is always based.
>>500391440meh
>>500391384So you could save the chest for the later and grind blue essence for your first champ purchase with free to play champs and then get a free skin for your main
both supports are consistently the worst players on both teams and i am fucking tired of thisyea sure bro lets not autofill support BUT THE SUPPORTMAINS ARE SOMEHOW WORSE?why prevent autofill on a role that actually benefits from autofills?
>>500391681I've always been a support main and I've consistently kicked asswas diamond tho
>>500391250yeah, and now he needs someone to heal his heart and remind him there's more to lifeonce garen peels down his walls he will discover miles and miles of dere
>>500391681I think its because they literally don't know how to lane. So if you have a support who never farmed they'd probably never understand that you can freely trade when the enemy adc is holding still to last hit the canon minion or deny them gold due to the threat/zoning, etc. I get supports who don't even know how to ward, it's a bit of a pain playing bot sometimes.
>>500391440need stink femcel gf
>>500391250>warmongershit takehe is a disciplined cog in the war machine, literally following orders and bears the burden to counterbalance actual swain warmongering and the schizophrenic leblanc scheminglux fell for the ACTUAL mass murderer schizophrenic that is sylas which shattered her naivityher and darius complete eachother, a ray of positivity guided and protected by a tired, experienced strongman, who in turn gets to have an actual positive influence to push him forward is the tried and true kino trope about mutual growth
>>500391921I don't think Swain is a warmonger, once he gained ownership of Noxus he took the Noxians out of Ionia and I think finally stopped the invasion, I believe currently he's working to prevent Mordekaiser from resurrection.Also that other guy is retarded Lux literally has a crush on Ezreal in disguise and they will have that Sailor Moon teir shoujo anime love story/life. J4 literally stopped the mage hate because Shy left him or whatever and he totally misses riding her and flying around Demacia or something so Lux will be spared and get to be a normal girl after her studies.
Today was a bad day...
>>500392195It's... SATURDAY??
>>500391921>this 60 year old should be with this 20 year old
>>500392441Word. Greasiest post ever.
>Ranked disabledFUCK YOU RIOT PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT FUCKING CHINESE OWN FUCKING CUNTS
>>500392171>invasion of ioniaswain is a warmonger, even if he is trying to stop morde, its an effort that he is doing alongside leblanc which calls for the 5D chess clausein either case noxus follows the "spread or die" theme, the only reason swain pulled out of ionia was because it was doomed by the retard who called iti wont start the ionian supremacy sperging because we all know rioters are weebs>crush on ezrealdidnt this arc get disavowed and trashed in the sylas stories? like the diatribe about how she cant stomach him?>>500392441>Darius>Born: 956 AN - 960 AN>Future Events: 997AN+retard, darius falls straight into the DILF category
>>500392673Whoa mama mia cunt
for me it's the unbeatable kino of enemies to lovers. it's simply unmatchable>>500392441darius is in his early 40s at the oldest. he's probably too old for lux but he's just right for garen. which is why golden retriever boy is going to make him feel ok again (after a lot of pushing)
Why is there maintenance ? Is it patch day?
>>500393009They're dropping the Arcane Aram soon yeah.
>>500393156That's dumb. Who gives a shit about aram
Support Hwei so funI miss this old boy
>>500391681i've only ever played support if i tried any other lane i would drop to iron 4 (b2 rn)what can i say its a comfy role if u like skins
YOU MADE HER CRY RIOTAPOLOGIZEImage taken yesterday but i forgot to upload it yesterday
>>500392719Nah I think the Ez Lux stuff is still a thing, I also don't think lux purposely helped Sylas escape causing the rebellion. They do not have anything going in terms of a relationship except for the fact that they're both mages and in a way Lux being in a difficult position of influence inbetween the fractions, I don't think Sylas is interested in her romantically as much as the cause he's trying to rebel over which is bigger than starting something personal. Ezreal doesn't exist in that game to have much comment in that regard but just because he's not there does not mean those two are suddenly over.I don't think he's working beside Leblanc since the black rose is actively trying to kill him looking at the wiki he's been strangling Leblanc and some other people in his circle like Brannin Granth for being influenced by them. So far it seems Noxus has extablished some camps or towns across the map and are trading with Freljord and Shurima for resources rather than warmongering. Pretty sure Rome did something similar, like after conquering a place they used their military to build roads, add security, trade and assimilate the population.>>500392823Garen is LITERALLY in love with Katarina!!!
So I decided to play seriously after years again and got placed in Emerald 4, quickly climbing to Diamond 5. I've noticed that many games seem unwinnable no matter how fed I get. I feel like tanks are useless and you have to play a bruiser or carry in the solo lanes if you wanna be independent of your inting teammates. I also noticed that being extremely fed as ADC is utterly useless if your team doesn't play around you (it happens 9/10 times).
>>500383724if rito were based they would give all supports an ocean song skin for the safehorny bucksfree money i'd buy them all
>Ranked goes down>Go to norms>Three remakes and a leaver in the first 5 minutes What is the fucking point
>>500390945yeah it's really clean and attractive. Was going to ask if this was a mod but then I figured they fucked it up pretty hard with some patch. I guess the iphone generation needs the chunky bars and big numbers so more women (female) can play.
How do you get this skin? Is this one of those gacha only skins or can you get it with prestige points or whatever?
>>500393782Women can't read.
>>500393821Buy 30 event orbs and open them up and you will get this.
>>500393875Nor can they play. but here we are.
>>500393923True.
>>500393821Aye, gacha skin.
>>500393821
>>500391681Support requires the lowest IQ to play this game, what did you expect?
>>500393892>>500394248>>500394290I guess it was obvious that it'd happen to Yasuo but it's still ass that Riot is doing this chinese mobile game shit now. Thanks anyway lads.
>>500394339No problem. Sorry you've gotta find out like this. The skins would be cool, if they weren't $200 gachashit.
>>500394339not just yasuo, they are doing it to every champ that only has 1 or 2 good legendary skinsthey take the legendaries and put different colors + vfx on them then sell it as a 250$ skinit's literally just his nightbringer legendary with a different art and extra visualsno extra voice lines, no extra sound effects,no special recall or emotes, the same skin but more expensive
>>500393407>Garen is LITERALLY in love with Katarina!!!ok and?
>>500394520He's not fucking Darius.
What the fuck is this?
>>500394613sorry man asking me to care about "canon" in league of legends, a game that's had its lore rewritten 800 times by 9000 people, is a step too far
>>500393923Seraphine is so beautiful
>>500394830Valid.
>>500393407>ez/luxmega gay, that ship is dogshit and should remain buried, their personalities are incompatible and the dynamic will feel forced regardless of what the monkies try to write>lux/sylasyeah the romance shit might be (likely is) a stretch but the emotional damage of being betrayed is still a nice landmark to promote growth of a character and a nice jumping board for connections, to which i definitely say that ezreal falls short>noxusi think the reason they """calmed""" down is the fact that the writers forced the ionian shit as an extreme setback, along with the ruination which i fucking disavow as canon because it was an event made for morde and we got a shitty twink with avengers instead if nothing else the not!roman aesthetic will stay and i feel like we are still not in the "pax romana" stage for noxus>black rose/swainyeah, but the issue is that swain cannot function without the black rose and has proven himself in that plot as a permanent thorn, if nothing else he cooperated in the sion project and forced them into cooperating within the trifecta, where they plot and fight against eachother>swains near omniscience fucks over black rose ambitions and outperforms them in external dealings>darius holds the military glue of the nation in hand and is almost impossible to sway due to being a zealot>black rose are basically the KGB who keep the other two at a reasonable influence but cannot advance their own agendas too farits a cool little balance, but swain and black rose are connected with morde while darius could not give a shitit has been a while since we had actual lore movement, would be nice to get some noxus vs shurima action or any major factions doing something instead of practically stagnating
>>500395003>it has been a while since we had actual lore movement, would be nice to get some noxus vs shurima action or any major factions doing something instead of practically stagnatingthey need to just hurry up and call down a total void invasion of runeterra, unify the countries against it, and be done with it already. i mean that's 100% endgame, right? if not the void then some other threat.
>>500394643Ashnikko.
>>500395096then again i guess that's kind of what ruined king was... has "canon" advanced since then?
>Hwei Support>Do really well>Rylai's rush and zone like a motherfucker, great peel and area control>Jinx feeds hard against an ADC nasus, no respect for spacing whatsoever>"Useless Hwei support">Outdamage her at the end of the game with more kill participation and less deathsI get that she's silver but really, the lengths these people will take their mental gymnastics to protect their fragile egos
>>500395003I wish the Swain vs Black rose or Noxus vs Demacia was legend of the galactic heroes teir in depth in terms of depicting war, love, finances, politics, etc overall honestly but I think that's just expecting too much for the writers. I hate how watered down and boring writing has become.
>>500395253noxus vs demacia isn't even a thing anymore, is it? as far as i can tell modern league is literally like "every nation does fucking nothing while noxus tries to do stuff and loses every time they start shit anywhere because they're the designated punching bags and we need to wank ionia again" lol
>>500395402Grr..
>>500395453???
>>500395175>has "canon" advanced since then?According to the Ruined King RPG Yasuo is suppose to be heading towards Noxus to see Riven or some bullshit like that. Ahri is chilling in the Shadow Isles to learn more about her tribe. But of course Ruination/SOL as a whole was a shit show so much so that Riot decided to make it semi-canon so who knows if any of that bullshit is still a thing.
Just hire me to make skins + do the design and writing for these characters/regions I hate this level of incompetence from this company. I can make them money without the stupid gatcha shit and shilling China.
>"hurr durr im mage supp and i did more dmg than adc (because im not supping) and adc mad"meanwhile>be nasus adc>see enemy hwei support that cant peel me>run ghost>press w on jinx>shes dead because nobody is peeling me
>>500395538Ah, but you see, line must go up! Don't you understand, line must go UP!!! BIGLY!!!(I fucking hate the system I live in (I would also literaly write Riot Lore for free, but would desire access to linguists))
>>500395520Literally WHAT is Ryze doing atm isn't he supposed to be the main character?
>>500395096>void invasionbased shit, the aftermath changes power relations and holy fuck opens new design space???in a dead game where everything is getting stale????fuck riot for not doing this>other threatmordekaiser is the penultimate threat which is unfortunately already planned and solved with Rellit will be a nothingburger and a disappointment>>500395175no, canon is staying still because of the "alternate universe" eventsalso ruination was a piece of shit event, too disconnected and it was over before i even knew what the fuck eas going on>>500395253nah, don't expect much of their writing team, thats what fanfics are for and headcannon jerking offits a shame but since the last effort for lore (Legends of Runeterra and the MMO) got shitcanned i dont think they care, except for nepotising interns to write short stories(who also got canned during layoffs)>>500395402noxus vs demacia is a thing but it got put on hold because of the need to shine even more spotlight on THE EPICNESS OF THE WHOLESOME 100% ANGSTY RELATEBALE IONERINOS AND THEIR FURRY TOTALLY CUTE VASTAWHORE FRIENDS!fucking hate this """"lore""""" direction even in this synopsis >>500395520 its all about the ionian main characters i count riven as ionian at this point idgaf bitch renounces noxus and just emits teen mary-sue energy like rell
>>500395710>unfortunately already planned and solved with Rellthat bitch flopped so hard and literally nobody gave a fuck about her 2 seconds after launch until they literally forced her into pro play, nobody's gonna accept that lol
Actual lore niggas ITT shake my head...
>>500395929im not an "actual lore nigga" i'm 17k words into the fanfic i'm writing and my ao3 acct just got approved
>>500394339they really should've been special chromas.
>>500395948Nice, are you that caitlyn story person?
>>500395948I don't see the appeal of fanfiction, I never understood those tumblr girls who'd fap over it either. Very weird.Just reading normal books or playing a text adventure game with an AI text generator seemed like a better experience.
every time riot gives me an unwinnable game with a 30% win rate bot lane who goes 0/20 i soft int my next 3 gamesif i have to suffer then so do youfuck you retardslearn to play the fucking gamestop fighting when you're 0/5, 3 levels down, 2 items downfucking absolute ape retardsi hate these people so muchgo fuck yourself faggot
>>500395929the only part of lore that matters is the romancegaren and katviego and isoldeyasuo and ahrilucian and sennalolg romance
>>500396019i am not but i wish them well>>500396054it's not even for jerking off to man i just really like these two together and want to write about it. nobody else online is going to write it for me because this game's fucking dead and while ai chatting it is fun, it can be annoying when the bot forgets basic details and says stupid shit.i've found that writing it has been fun to do, too, so there's that.
It's 2:39am, I shouldn't be awake.
>Play norms>Emerald 1 top laner vs my Iron 2 topEvery fucking time.
>>500396054Fanfic can be literally anything, Doesn't just have to be shipping which is likely what you're thinking of with the "tumblr girls" comment.
>>500396206lol get rekt
>>500395776i still give a fuck about her but im just a schizoid that likes knightslorewise she flopped because her whole shtick is being a shonen MC>>500396054NTA but theres something cathartic about documenting scenarios about characters, sharing is whatever, but its a nice tribute and good practice for writing>t. wrote akali getting beaten the fuck up by sion and impregnated by swain to infiltrate ionia
>>500396141Ever since yasuos release until only recently ive learned about yasuo and ahris relationship thru lolg 4chinz lol
>>500396204Same, been waking up at like 2-3 at night. Need to club yourself in the skull to get back down else shit's gonna be grim later.
>>500395948Holy based (I am four or five short stories and one commissioned artwork into the AU (I will never be the same))
>>500396268karthus x kayle is the most 4channel ship
>>500396268>until only recently ive learned about yasuo and ahris relationship thru lolg 4chinz lolBecause it's a relatively recent ship that Riot is trying to force. It started with Spirit Blossom and that 10 minute Yone/Yas cinematic then got expanded on with the Ruined King RPG.
>>500396260im biased because i'm a huge noxusfag and every time rito releases a new "noxian" champion that hates noxus or needs to shit on every other noxus champion (total ambessa death NOW) i roll my eyes a little harder.it didn't help that the creator went apeshit on twitter like "rell easily solos all of demacia and noxus at the same time and oneshots morde no sweat she is the new hero of league" lol
>>500396206norms are absolute dogshitemerald talon one trick stomping the bronze annie midwhy the fuck do i play this shitstick to ranked
>>500396303I work from 7am-3pm. I typically take a nap when I get home but I seem to be getting to sleep later and later.
>>500396360Huh, sounds cuteMaybe i should read lol lore for funsies sometime
why do so many stupid faggots play this gamefucking retardshopeless retards
>>500396489youd fit right in retard
>>500396459There's not much to "read" for the ship. It's all in cinematics/voice overs/other games like the RPG.
>>500396305sometimes random fictional characters just dig a hole into your brain man, i feel that.
>>500396363it has been confirmed by writers (i think) that rell is a one-pump chump against morde, since he will take precautions and prepare for her in the next coming if she fails or succeedsher writer is a hack however 100% agreeim still waiting for a loyal, focused, no bullshit noxian sword-and-board championthe noxian hate train from inside and out is tired, since they are made out to be total jobbers, when in fact they are the only faction that actively gets shit done or at least tries to
>>500396360NTA but ever since I read the fanfic "like the wind" I just can't think of Yasuo ending up with anyone but Riven. And ironically that fic featured Ahri seducing Yasuo.
>>500389204i wish Swain would fuck me :(
>>500395227>Take dps character as "support">Outdamage my adcWoahNO WAY
>>500396652pretty much. it's so exhausting to watch my favorite nation job over and fucking over. if nothing else they've at least progressed a lot beyond the cartoon evil villains the initially were (even though they're still very much that at least there's more nuance to it).it's like once you've made your 90th "subversive" character you're not subverting shit anymore
>>500396360>It started with Spirit Blossom and that 10 minute Yone/Yas cinematic then got expanded on with the Ruined King RPG.didn't it start before that with true damage yasuo reading a star guardian manga that had ahri on the cover?
>>500389648um, excuse me. this...is a gay erp and romance general.
>>500396784I only like the hetero romance
>>500396260>Cathartic: Providing psychological relief through the open expression of strong emotions; causing catharsis.>That spoilerWell if that's your only way to express your deep rooted fantasies I guess that's understandable.I presume the translation is similar to those guys who have like 1000 skyrim mods to cater to their needs.
>>500396761You just reminded me that was a thing. Yeah I guess you could take that as the first "hint" towards Riot going for the ship since IIRC TD was late 2019 and Yone/Spirit Blossom came not too long in mid-late 2020.
>>500396740Hwei as a support isn't a DPS, he's about area controlDropping a huge slow every 5 second that slows people for 70% seconds is an extremely strong deterrent, combined with Hwei's E, he has some of the best peel for his AD since they can just infinitely kite without people being able to catch themSeriously, it's pretty damn good.
>>500396826um, no no. y-you want to hurt me...um do, do not... you want to...please, do not. do not hurt me...
>>500396434It's over for you and me.
jinx and kayn is pretty cute too
>>500396758we will see what the tide brings, the last noxian heores aside from ambessa are basically indifferent/hostile to the faction - by the lolwiki>smolderniggers tongue my anus>briar has no concept of factions>rell hates noxus>samira is so dry she doesnt feel like noxusits a sad state but hey at least we regularly get vastayans and furries now>>500396863its just a thing about akali mains years ago that broke me, when she was (and i guess still is) a freelo championno better outlet than just clearing your head of thoughts by writing them down
finna buy an iron 4 acc and go full 200% tryhard ultra instinict mode on lil timmies coming home from schoolgod i love smvrfing so fvcking mvch u cant even imagine
Mink....
>>500396826Kino.
>>500397289yea
>>500397429>>500397429>>500397429
>>500397329the hetero romances in lol are the only genuine ones cause you know they were given the lines because of a true enjoyment of the characters and not some diversity quotaall the gay ships are forced and have no real chemistry between the characters
>>500396974i would believe you but nothing beats hard cc at peeling, its servicable, sure, maybe even viablebut calling it pretty damn good is a serious stretcheven xerath and velkoz have some hard way to stop an engage that isnt reliant on slowsyou do you, but im not buying what youre selling>not about DPSits a solo mage on bot, he clears damage wise on first AP buy against most other supports
>>500397447what homo ships are there in canon other than tf/graves (high quality pairing)?
>>500397434Move.
>>500397515Im not going to spoonfeed you more dogshit like that
>>500397515Leo/Diana, Sett/Phel if you want to include skin lines. Rell drops her spaghetti over Leo and Sett in her VO. Nami is a polynigger with a both a fish bf and gf
>>500397617ohhhh yeah. sett/phel is fine imo but i dont rly care for the others. leona and diana is ok i guess but i dont know anything about them as character lmao
>>500397495I mean I worked well with em in Diamond back in the dayHes good because its full uptime, sure its not hard cc but permaslow is insane
>>500397263buy a default account and grief on enchanter supports to derank to ironmuch cheaper, and still very fast
>>500396016fun fact: the chinese are already doing this,but instead of making a "special mythic version" or selling a "mythic chroma", they instead pick one of the default chromas and sell it in gachathat chroma also gets a special art like pic rel, which is just inkshadow kaisa's catseye chroma
How is Briar extremely low elo skewed?She has like 49% winrate in silver
