>Latest patchhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-116>Main information documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Group passworderg>Touch Bloodstain:>>500232651
>Last threadWhy are there a couple of people writing like tumblrinas, the fuck happened to this general?
>>500432820check the filename on the OP
Wrapping Rellana's hair around my cock to masturbate with
Someone make a real thread
>>500432820bc there are a couple of tumblrinas
>>500433337Isn't Tumblr that website where faggots complain about their lives?
Wow the rot butterfly spell is cute.
>>500433537No?
>>500433537That's reddit
>>500433537Yep. It's a website for girls and fags.
>>500433575>>500433692>t. faggots who complain about their lives on Tumblr
i want to see maddy's feet...
I want to cut off maddy's feet
>>500434154who is maddy?
>>500434437Mad deez nuts are in your mouth?
>>500434437Some 2/10 slampig
>>500434263whats stopping you?
>>500434892I don't know where she lives :)
>>500435019find out then
>>500435153Nah. She'll probably lose em to diabetes mallitus before I can get to her since she's such a disgusting cow.
>>500432390It's a Halloween Rya because tomorrow is halloween
trying out a new bonksticknot too bad
Malenia?
>>500435314Not much of a victory if you're fighting against a retard who tries comet azur in pvp
>>500431602Fixed your request
>>500435521NO. She needs to be hanging you from a tree.
>>500435314>bonkstickEkden ring should have quarter staffs
>>500435440>You didn't BTFO three Jeeclones in a row? Shit webmThis is why people don't post webms here anymore and /erg/ degraded into its current state
>>500435594Don't care plus I'm fulfilling another request right now.
>>500435386Nepheli
>>500435648That's not the minimum bar but shitting on one jeeclone is enough.Remember poopmask.
>>500435908GODmask won howeveralbeit
Amputating all 4 limbs to make disabled ergy femanons even more disabled and then roasting her alive to share a meal with my ergy brothers.
>heavy broadsword + square off + alexander shard + relanna cameoA humble and unassuming nuclear bomb
It just occurred to me that Latenna communicating with us upon certain points of progression towards Apostate Derelict reveals that Spirit Ash we own are able to observe us on our travels even when they're not summoned. By late game after collecting dozens of spirits, your character is hauling around a crew of invisible spectators wherever they go. Every boss fight is actually a spectacle with a crowd watching from the sidelines.
>>500436432Record a clip of that, I wanna see
>>500436403Why would you bother cutting off limbs if it's just immediate execution afterwards?Why shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?
>>500436560One day fromsoft will make a game just with constant aibcompanions that follow you around like skyrimOne day
>>500436582Too much effort. You can do the math on fextra.
>>500435719Kill yourself. Right now.
Is all of Haligtree going to be shitty gank after shitty gank?
>>500435440I am just here for big damage numbers
>>500437389Yerp
elden ring is like grapefruitthe only good thing about it is that discussions have rape in them
Hanging out with /erg/
I love sluts!
>>500438817Post about elden ring or fuck off
>>500438817Why do you have cigarettes AND a cigar?
>>500438998Because I'm not poor
>>500438850You can see Rya's nipple
>>500439056I know, those glasses are pretty, but I mean why have both?
>>500439080Kill myself
>>500439150Why not, though? I only smoke thinner cigars and then after I have an after smoke smoke with a whiskey.
>>500439156If you insist
>>500439408Idk it just seems like the same experienceI dont smoke though anymore so idk
What did she find you doing?
>>500438850Given that Tarnished is the kind of person who is so morally bankrupt that they just kill everyone and everything they are told to, I find it hard to believe Tarnished wouldn't also rape every one of these girls on sight.
Bosses should not ever ever ever EVER have an armored place they're invulnerable from damageI don't care, I hit you, you should take damageI hate fallingstar beasts
>>500439705oppressing the weak and slaughtering the innocent
>>500439645Nah, a cigar doesn't burn the back of your throat like ciggies do. They taste better too. That cigar was like $20 for nothin. Want to go on vacation to Aspen with me?
>>500439705Making Gideon the all knowing not know his own name any more
>>500439923I never had much problem with them, I just kind of did it to be doing it though. I used to put them out on my arm which I still laugh aboutI dont know what that isI just realized, does anyone in Elden Ring smoke? I don't remember seeing any pipes or anything
>>500435386lost
>>500440339>fought to a standstill>entire theme of that fight is that it was a stalemate>"yeah but she totally lost"
>>500438850god I love brunettesMelina is beautiful
>>500440325You can see the scar here where I squished a cigarette between my arm. Good old being young and retarded.
>>500440506Brown hair is bad
>>500440496lmao you're so predictable. like a moth to a flame.
>>500440624Wow
>>500440645I want to pee on you
>>500440645suck my dick, varg. you only got like 3 good songs,
>>500440624
>>500440796People with brown hair smell like that naturally
>>500440862Why is your left arm such a small stump
>>500441002and you're a brunette, so you're telling us all you smell like piss?
>>500440859>he doesn't like hiking in the mountains whilst listening to hvis lyset tar oss Ngmi
>>500441269Is this the secret hidden second game?
>>500441130That's my leg. I'm sitting on the crapper.
>>500439705Telling her that axes are low tier.
>>500441198I didn't say that
>>500441649but we know you're a brunette, and you said that people with brown hair smell like pisshow else am I supposed to interpret your statement?
>>500441918My gf is a brunette. She smells like lavender.
>>500441918You don't know that though
>>500442271You should call her and pretend like you're going to break up with her if she doesn't dye her hair
>>500442374I don't think you smell like piss, but you've admitted before that you're a brunette>>500442271thank you for your fucking contribution you fucking normie fuck
>>500442573Get your shit together and get a gf you fucking loser.
>>500442573Not neckasarily, multiple people can hate people with brown hair
>>500442669you're not convincing anyone, sweetie>>500442635I'm going to die before I get a girlfriend
>>500443010I dont need to?
>>500443010Just force someone to be then.
I like this weapon arttoo bad the weapon itself is ultra garbage
>>500443153you are literally trying to convince meoh whatever, you are hopeless
What is the point of a Glinstone staff's R2?
>>500440859QRD on varg
>>500443281What? I said not neckessarily
>>500443461nta but I don't know
QRD on poopmask?
>>500443963Pvp guy that pwns libtards
>>500435719Can you draw Radagon tempting Hoarah with his thick, bubbly bottom while saying, "Marika had her turn."
>>500443963her name is BLACKEDmask now after tyrone rape corrected her
>>500444702lmao AHAHAHAHAHA
>>500445696The jeet capital laugh...
>>500443963whitest pvper known to ergpremature nobody post that image fuck you>>500442573normie website
>>500446050...poopstroops
>>500446050I want to have sex with your oc poopa
>>500447021only if youre black and 6'2 doe
What's everyone going as for Halloween??
kill yourself triptroon
>>500446050the shitty state of
>>500453196You first
Why do people like the GUGS? Its only redeeming feature is length, it has nothing else going for it.Base attack? Sure but considering buffs you probably use and two handed talisman even Watchdog's greatsword is just as good and if anything superior based on the moveset (overhead slam which true combos from storm stomp as opposed to GUGS which doesn't)Is it the poke? Because unless you're up against braindead hosts at RL 60 which I know most people tend to fight, then sure you can spam ajd roll catch it but its useless at 150 or 125 invades/duels against competent players.I think GUGS is a meme sword now and the novelty has worn off from its initial release, plenty of weapons outclass it and damage isn't everything most of the time. 1/10 would never spec for and usually stuff it in the box.
>>500453196I dont have anyone to celebrate it with but I'd dress as a plague doctor if I did
>>500455091Watchdogs is way shorter, the only reason to use a different colossal sword is zweihander for non str builds or fkgs for the best moveset. Anyways use patas or backhand blades instead metaslut
>>500456849Watchdog's is shorter but it has the overhead and true combo to make up for it, GUGS has two moves that you rely on and no ash of war that can defend it other than maybe giants hunt to surprise competent players.My buckler offhand miseri says hello BTW
>>500455091>Watchdog's greatswordThere's your answer. Nobody ever thought the watchdog greatsword is a drop. nor would anyone want to spend hours grinding for a weapon that drops for a very annoying enemy with horrid rerun paths per Grace rests.
Thots on this thing?
>>500457681If you're on console that would be an excuse but we all know there's ways to avoid that via r/patches emporium or other dubious methods, on PC there's plenty of options to get it without the need for farming. I'm not advocating for people to use the watchdog's, I'm just offering my own opinion on a sword that honestly is overrated and a meme nowadays. Even Ancient Meteoric is better and with the specs you have access to more weapons rather than just full STR which rarely if ever wins 150 invades.
>>500453360Nah, this is more fun.>>500455486Me either. I'll just be doing deliveries and posting like every other day.
>>500458256Why did yoy ask other people what we were going as if you weren't going as anyrhinf
>>500457553Yes because storm stomp is the only ash of war really now fucktard? And since when has souls pvp been about 1v1s vs good players? It's good at crushing scrubs in invasions is that not enough?
>>500457821funny meme
>>500459130Cause I like Halloween and the costumes people come up with. Same reason people who don't play ER still post here
Hello /erg/ I'm back from some irl stuff, how is everyone?
I just finished raping Malenia again.
>>500459404I love that you put "fucktard" there lol big tough guy, and name two AOWs better in the current meta game to put on an UGS. Go ahead. Name em. Because honestly storm stomp does it all.
>>500462918did she cry this time
>>500432390Every time I want to play Elden Ring I remind myself of all the walking I have to do to get to the good parts and the gigantic checklist I have to do and then I lose all motivation to play.
>>500462731just woke up
>>500457821my signature weapon
>>500463679Upset I called you a mean word? Also waves of darkness and rkr.
>>500455091longgood damage
>>500464169I just give myself weapons i want via ce and kill stuff
>>500462361I'm going as sailor jupiter
>>500462731Game sucks
>>500464782Good morning!>>500466687Is this referring to the disappointing DLC or did they change something else even later
she monke
>>500467528
>>500467528>Good morning!it was 6 pm when I woke up
>>500432390Hello-ween Rya!
How do you respond without sounding mad?
how do I do a hexer run in DS2? do I just rush felkin?
>>500464914And both of them can be outclassed by storm stomp. Not upset jsut disappointed a man cant have a good debate on things with another man without autism getting in the way
>>500471559/fsg/ is the next hallway down
How on God's green flat earth do you avoid Midra's dive bomb nuke move?
>>500469908Why would I be mad
>>500471763You are just wrong sorry
>>500471796/fsg/ is dead, killed by /dsg/
>>500472054Unironically, literally just run away.
>>500471559>>500471796hi fsg representative hereyes rush felkin if u only care about hexes so 20/20 int and fth if u want the best hexer staff immediately but u can still buy stuff from him if u have 8/8.If u wanna try pyromancies cuz same bill go kill flexile sentry and free pyro lady or her teacher. or grab the dark pyro glove from gutter
>>500472710aren't pyromancies complete dogshit in DS2?
>>500466596That's a blast from the past.>>500462918Did she start to like it part way through?
>>500473096they’re fine but not amazing, they have low cast # and big stam consumption desu, so if u want to focus on projectiles its better if u go hexer for dark orb. still great combustion, flame swathe and the upgraded fire orb variants r all good. firestorm is ok too. lingering flame does good dmg but takes way too long to cast without a distraction. dance of fire is like a slightly delayed great combustion
>>500473286Do you like japanimation?
>mentally ill poster uses a tripcode for easy filteringbased desu
>tfw there is no new informationI think I'll try out that lighting mod, I think it works online
No FC tonight from me, I got kidnapped
>>500475490you gonna get raped?
>>500474253>mentally ill posterWhich one?
>>500475820NTA. May I be raped?
>>500477657is that you, varreposter? you may be raped any time you like
>>500477818Thank you. I am beyond grateful for your kindness. I'd kiss your boots if I could. I am forever in your service.
>>500478071you are making me feel very weird
>>500469908He's gonna have to poop it out?
>>500477657>wants to be raped>dislikes Dung Eater and Seluvis despite them being literal rapistsStupid womanWish I was in your room right now to make your pussy prolapse and ruin your life
>>500477657>No MessmerHorrible tier list
>>500473860Sometimes. My step sister liked Sailor Moon when I was a kid, so I remember it from then.>>500474253I could always take it off before I talk about my family, so you'll have to read it. Funny how none of the people who say I'm crazy can give any reason why. I'm not talking about demons or aliens here, just the oldest crime known to humanity: Robbery homicide.>>500475490 Nice of them to let you keep posting, at least. Shame they won't actually let you play, though.
>>500478571Messmer goes in the mommy category. Too sad to bang. It's like looking at a three legged puppy. >>500478389Rape is bad and immoral. But I still want to be raped so my female urges are contradicting my moral compass.
>>500478993>Rape is bad and immoral.absolutely based
>>500478993>Too sad to bangYou're supposed to Fix Him[TM] first, if we keep using the puppy analogy it's like picking up an abandoned mangy stray and cleaning it up and giving it a warm place to stay
itt: foidlust to bestiality speedrun
I miss the last 2 months before the dlc came out brosWe were so happy
>>500475820Hopefully
So Ranni is fake sleeping since she notices when we try to poison her with Seluvis' puppetgooner sippy juice?
>>500479557https://archiveofourown.org/works/54060379Went into it with low expectations, didn't enjoy it. The Astel one was much better.
>>500479929>the urli miss the archive :(
>>500479767make sure to tell us the story when you get back
>>500479893It's a vibe check to see if you're trustworthy or if you're the kind of pervert who would immediately try to feel up her doll body>>500479929There was a good one about Blaidd on the old /erg/ Ao3
my theoryranni wasnt fake sleeping but seluvis' potion is magic so she sensed itif we grope her while she slept, maybe use her thighs to fap, sniff her hair, cum in her hair, lick her face, she would not notice
>>500477657If you want attention at least do something interesting
>>500478993You don't want rape.You just want to be fucked by a strong man (like myself) who'll grab your tiny boney wrists with one hand, rip your fine silk clothes to shred with the others, and mount you like a beast in heat until your womb is filled with superior warrior seed, until your pussy is red with blood and. your slut pheromones fill the air. You want this, you would only pretend to resist to make me even more savage, therefore it isn't rape. True rape can only be done by the likes of Dung Eater, inferior and repulsive, who genuinely forces himself upon you and makes you bear his deformed children. THAT is rape.
>>500480269No way. Just threaten me with rape instead.
>>500480349>superior warrior seedAren't you a DEX/ARC build thobeit
>>500480537No, I play as STR ARC. Conan build.
>>500480537This but unironically real str/faiGODS are posting on /dsg/ynic general
>>500480425Then at least tell us what makes you so rapeable. Give us something to work with
How does this general get worse and worse
>STR/FAIChud Classic>STR/ARCChud Lite>STR/DEXChud Alternate>STR/INTNu-chuddy>Pure STRMaximum Overchud
>>500480835There's nothing to work with except the most primal desires and a faint fondness of Elden Ring.
>>500480835The /erg/ renaissance that took place during summer and autumn of 2023 was years after ER base game release and happened because of a Steam saleWho knows maybe it can happen again someday
>>500480867Pure STR is normie as hell thoughThe real gigachud build is INT ARC but we aren't ready for this talk yet so let's settle on STR FTH and STR ARC as the main chud builds>>500480939Describe your body.>height>weight>waist shape>amount of pubes>number of past sexual partners>thigh size
>>500480425This seems like a trick... If I ask you "wanna fuck?" Does "no," mean "yes, but rape me?"
>>500481178>INT/ARCThis is a tranny build though>INT/DEXPure Tranny>INT/ARCBotched Surgery>INT/STRDetransition Therapy>INT/FAITroongoon>Pure INTAGP Fetish
>>500481178I won't.
>>500480939You are boring
>>500480620>>500480651>>500480867The TRVE zettachud build is str/VIG btw
>>500480052If I ever do actually get raped, I probably won't go to the police so I'm not sure if posting about it here would count as telling on them which I wouldn't want to do>>500480000Someone sent me a Google doc with some of the things they archived, do you want it?; it's not up to date
>>500481516I'm not going to waste 1 hour ERPing with you on a public forum and threatening you with rape unless you give me your body statistics. At the very least the waist shape and pube amount. I hope for your sake that you aren't a stick and have some flesh on your thighs and ass that I can grab onto.
>>500481741>Google docDid scribeanon actually follow up? Yeah post that shit
H-Hey /erg/bros, picrel is me, please excuse the awkward smile hahah I'm kind of shy.
>>500481809No, and it's not very many, ir was like a way older one I think? Idk it was dmedbidk the time it was "taken" https://files.catbox.moe/ncr6z7.pdf
>>500481998LIVE melina reaction
>>500482086At least give us a sexy vocaroo or something you dumb bimbo
>>500482054>81 chaptersEven if it wasn't the most recent, wow the writefagging really built up
Finally updated my fanfic. Took me almost two months to write it.
Rya!
>>500482669Which writefag are you? Sellen longfic?
>>500482669Every time I see fanart of him I wish we got to beat him up ingame separate from Radahn, like if we win the bossfight Miquella falls off Radahn and tries to crawl away and we get to finish him off
>>500482729Did you forget to attach an image, anon?
>>500482765No, the Miquella spanker one. Well, more like Trina right now, since it was Malenia whipping Trina with a tawse.>>500482947Oh, I definitely would've beaten him up.
>>500483154No, I was demanding her
>>500483558Demanding her what?
>>500483470
>try to do cool combo>opponent just mashes out of hitstun with hyperarmor weapon AAARGGFHEHRHAHSH FINE ILL JUST WHIFFPUNISH U INSTEAD
>>500484431God I hate that. Fucking redditors post their one lucky kill that they managed to pull a ravioli step into poke out of the 100 invades they were blended and look like gods,meanwhile im over here putting in real work trying to make good combos but hosts aren't stupid
>>500483591Demanding her to present her asshole to me for inspection while she has her fill of lawn and house vermin
>>500484881>Rya reading your post
Conceptualize sessmer mex
>>500485505>Lovely and radiant as always She is beauty she is grace she needs to be on my face
>>500481741You probably shouldn't post that online. And hey, what if the person who rapes you is a cop? Then you can't go to the police even if you want to (except maybe for more rape)
>>500488056I know but I'd like to talk about it it did happenI'm drunk because I like reading about it a lot and talkine about it and the closest I ever got to getting someone to was after years and even then I don't talk with them anymore and aomeonebdidbitbafter just a few bits of time
>loading screen lasts longer than arena match
>>500488989>aomeonebdidbitbafter just a few bits of timeAre you saying someone did it after that other person? What happened with the person you almost got to? Were you wrestling and he got you pinned down with both your wrists in one of his hand while he was on top of you?
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>>500492718Way way more pathwtic and dmaller scale but not saying noy similar happened, 8kb was crying about just being mad about >>500483470>>500482313 and just having to read even though I know I'm not equipped to knowing how to participate
>>500488989>aomeonebdidbitbafterHas anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>500493926Someone did a bit after
>>500493867are you okay, sweetie?
>>500494085No
>tfw I actually feel bad for madison nowI hate feeling emotions
>>500495438Why? Its disgusting.
What the fuck is this place
>>500495839Eldie ring
>>500493867Did those posts make you angry?
>>500495591what is?
>>500495839Same shit that happened during winter of 2023. In fact, it's almost exactly 1 year ago that this "thread gets drowned in bullshit" stuff last happened. For some reason, /vg/ jannies don't play Elden Ring and as the relatively normal posters filter away the offtopic ERP shit doesn't receive whatever number of reports is needed to pass the threshold to attract janny attention. So they get to ERP here with impunity, unlike generals like /lolg/ which are so populated that trolls get enough reports to receive sitewide posting rule changes. The new email verification shit is the result of some guy using chatbots to automate flooding the general with BNWO spam and a VPN to switch IPs right after each post. Jannies did a cat-and-mouse battle with him for literal months until they added the email verification change and nuked him overnight. Meanwhile /erg/ is the underpatrolled shady dark alley where no cops ever gaze.
>>500496614>The new email verification shit is the result of some guy using chatbots to automate flooding the general with BNWO spam and a VPN to switch IPs right after each post. Jannies did a cat-and-mouse battle with him for literal months until they added the email verification change and nuked him overnight.tell us more, learned one
>>500483368Cute pic
>>500495438Why>engage in rape RP with /erg/>get horny and flick your bean>cum and realize what you've done>cry and get drunk>go back to /erg/ for more attention from the same exact anons that made you cry in the first placeThis bitch is pathetic. Women can't handle the internet. Imagine how happy madison would be just being a normal guy's wife, cooking and cleaning, happy with zero brain activity, playing with her kids. Instead she literally spends hours on this shithole getting psychologically manhandled by some coomers. Holy shit. Imagine being her dad right now.
>>500496246It's hard to explain exactlyI an mad but its just at thebiautation not at anyone, no ones done anything wringI dont know if its jealousy I guess since it's more at the being not able to be the same, not at it not being me if that makes senseBut at the same time I'm hiding in bathroom away from people talking about wishing about rape so I know it's me and that I'm not ever going to be normal
Can we shut down the general now?
>>500496614Just let people ERP in peace you fucking communist
>>500496905You're right completely
>>500496905she hasn't done those first 3 things, but yeah she's pathetic. I still feel bad though, it's in my nature to try and protect women
>>500497046It's ok honey just go to bed. I love you. What's your favourite Elden Ring weapon?
>>500497046>But at the same time I'm hiding in bathroom away from people talking about wishing about rapeI'm sorry what? are you in a dangerous situation?
>>500496720There's not much else to say. The guy found a good VPN that works for 4chan and automated his spam to change filenames and text, and was probably on multiple devices because he was posting 2-3 times a minute. Jannies had to manually delete his stuff at first, people could tell because sometimes his spam got deleted seconds after being posted, while other times the deletion took "breaks" of up to 5-10 minutes before starting back up. This was jokingly called a janny shift changeThis went on for months. I think around July or August people stopped bothering to even report the posts or acknowledge them because a janny was on the general 24/7, and it was just a """"normal"""" /vg/ general except whenever you refreshed the page 70% of the posts were [DELETED]The anti-spam requirement they added almost 2 weeks ago? The one where new IP's need to verify their email or wait 15 min before being able to post? It's because of this one guy and his automatic VPN script and chatbot to get around post content filters, all so he could flood a relatively high-poster-count /vg/ general with black porn
The woman's eternal ability to create a gravitational pull of attention around her, using nothing but the IDEA of her pussy, destroying the peace of man and sinking her fangs into the roots of civilization as Nidhoggr upon Yggdrasil, is completely unmatched.Jews were right about Eve. This is the work of Satan. St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle, be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil. May God rebuke him we humbly pray; and do thou, O Prince of the Heavenly host, by the power of God, cast into hell Satan and all the evil spirits who prowl about the world seeking the ruin of souls. Amen.
>>500497769that's amazing. I'm glad I'm a dotard and my general is dead
>>500497343Claymore, you know that>>500497451No? I said thay I'm talking about it
where are the elden ring posts
>>500498092Can't make any, I sleep.
>>500498002What ash of war do you put on Claymore? I like Wild Strikes myself, for the two follow up attacks it has.
>>500498002oh sorry I misunderstoodwhy are you hiding in the bathroom though?>>500498092here's some elden ring for you BITCH
>>500497960generals that are too dead and generals that are too alive are both dogshitwhen they are too dead its like >>500496614 this fucking tranny sex roleplay cancer doesnt get enough reports and takes overwhen its too alive it draws trolls and spammers and (you) baiters like moths to a flame
Is it true that if you make nightfolk character it bleeds silver???
Rate my fit, /erg/
>>500498092ill make one soon
>>500496614>extremely popular game brings in people >content runs out>all that's left is PvP and interaction>ERP ensuesPost lore, art, fics and mods and your problem will be solved.
>>500498553I know it's basic bitch shit but I still like the raging wolf set
>>500499194nobody fucking wears it because it has shit stats its the opposite of basic bitch desu
>>500499000almost like when people go to a thread about an interest they tend to get driven away when its full of offtopic>dude you just need to dedicate yourself to making quality posts constantly to drown out the people who are so mentally ill they're sexting on /erg/ dude just fix the general yourself!
I still have picrel saved
I wonder what she would say if I could show her /erg/ (and she understood modern technology and internet and slang)
>>500498163I carry tewo claymore, one with wild strikes and the other with storm blade and swap
>>500499462When I used to post mods, art and music every day, I just received a couple (You)s (one usually being "shit mod! shit art!"). No one cares. So I'll just engage with the whore, fap to rape posts and have some fun myself.
>>500499963>Wait hang on, anon, scroll up!>What's that? An image of a graven mass?>My pupil, why the file been named "sellenball"?
>>500500170That's excellent taste, I'm very proud of you.
>>500500170VGH.... SOVL......
>Burns to death>On a mountain covered in snowCould we have saved her if we weren't constrained by game mechanics? If magic fire exists surely magical ways to put it out also exist? All she has to do is provide the spark to set the Erdtree on fire, then we can douse her and she can carry on with a burnt hand or leg or something.
>>500500373Thank you
>>500442881what a fucking asshole
>>500501292Can you blame him? He was spoilt rotten all his life. Marika even let him have his own tree..
>art not worth posting>music not worth posting>mods not worth posting>webms not worth postingSums up 4chan lmao.
>>500500536Thank you I worry sometimes about like it being mean to other people
>>500469908Seath does the brood pouch better.
Maybe Dung Eater was a meta joke the entire time that the DLC only made more apparent."You want an ending cutscene? Okay here's literal shit. You take a big shit on the Elden Ring and now everyone and everything is shit. Poop. Crap. Feces. In your mouth. That's the story. Fuck off."
>>500501737it's mean every time you kill me with it
>>500501737It's not mean unless you do a heckin' rude gesture after wiping the floor with their corpse
>>500502103I'm skrry, ive asked a bunch of times what you wanted me to swap to and you never say
>>500502474Is bowing mean?
>>500455091>(overhead slam which true combos from storm stomp as opposed to GUGS which doesn't)But it does.And it's longer.And you can get it earlier.And deals more damage.
>>500502749it's okay, I'm just teasing you
>>500432390>time for a new run>want to do a "x" weapon run>said weapon is given to you at the end game, including related armor, spells and talismans>just spawn all that shit with CEGod I love PC gaming
I want to watch while Maddy has sex with a strong virile black man so bad..
>>500503101Kill yourself vermin
>>500503101Kill yourself, and you don't have to say that
>>500503207>>500503251If you guys can express your sexual fantasies with Maddy then so can I. I am not killing myself until I see her get bred by an African stud.
>>500503101>>500503647offtopic btw
Watching a guy fight Malenia for you is like sitting in the cuck chair. Never doing that again
Goddamn smithscript daggers are really fun in pvp too lazy to post webm though
>>500503775I kept dying against radahn and got so frustrateda ND like considered just summoning someone to kill him for me and then like severing him a second from the last hit like so that I could get the last hit in and sfreenshot it and say I did it solo instead I didn't but I was thinking about it for awhile
>>500503101I want to watch while Maddy has sex with dungeater
>>500503775Coop is best when used for chilling with friends, all other times it's some of the most annoying and/or boring shit>Zoo wee mama some complete stranger beat the boss for me, heckin thankerinos!
>>500503780YesIn combat ordeals essepcially they're so fun to like get little hits in or killsteal it's soon cancer
>>500503780>spoilerOh yeah, they're less fun in PVE where all the enemies are hard coded to dodge ranged attacks
>>500503956It's the same feeling as when I cheesed Bayle with poison on my mage. Like yeah I won but I just spent 15 minutes not playing the game, so really I just hurt myself.
>>500503707Wrong it's ontopic
>>500504160It's one of those things I guessSome people play a game for the gameplay, some people play the game to have played the gameI remember seeing some anons complain about how they had irl friends with less than an hour played on Elden Ring on Steam but gushing over how epic a boss was or how good an item was when the dlc dropped
>>500503998The scattershot ash is very satisfying to use, i never tried it before on the knives until today. Surprisingly good shotgun attack at close range and decent chip at mid range. offhand dagger throw is also fun. I tried it out in the past, and it's still pretty funny to sometimes headshot someone inbetween your right hand weapon attacks as u toss daggers. >>500504016I'm trying a pve run with them where I spawn them in at the very start, and I forgot how dookie the damage is when they're not upgraded. I need to go upgrade them and see how they fare in stormveil.
>>500504758I was so so sad when I played elden ring with someone and they didn't like "like" it in the same way, it didn't hook them which is fine but the parts that I liked they didn't even like see anything in the things that I see
>>500500880That's a good point, especially since the frenzied flame option shows that it's possible to do without a maiden as kindling. Do we ever get an explanation for why the finger maidens need to be kindling, anyway?
>>500500880wtf is this autistic shitJust burn the fucking tree.
I want to be comfy but I'm nt
I hate fighting ancient dragons but for some reason I fight them anyway.... What's wrong with me. They're optional and drop garbage....
>>500510458placi is kinda fun, the others are admittedly shit
>>500509765Why not?
>>500510752my chair is uncomfortable and I am not at the right temperature
>>500510884I'm sorry, I wish I could help Tried making a paper fan? That wouldn't help ifbyoure teying tonsleep but my beat friend was caught in hurricane and didn't have air-conditioning and I told them how to makenit and that helped
>>500511559go to bed maddy
>>500512348You don't have to say that, and it's I'm sorry I can't help with thw chair
>>500497451It's even worse about it al because I was thinking back on this and realized my initial reaction was "I wish"
I died at the moment I beat the final boss of the DLC and am glad to find out I didn't miss any post-battle dialogue like most bosses have.
>>500513990>>500514284go to bed
>>500514539I cant
>>500514452They couldn't risk having any characterzation in their character focused dlc
>>500499000Okay. Then I have a question: how strong is Ranni? Could she oppose a revived Marika?
The thought of Madison being pregnant with a black man's child makes me rock solid.
>>500517256You don't havevto say that
>>500517573Is that you Maddy? Maddy if it's you you have to understand the dilemma I'm in. I'm so madly in love with you but I know I could never satisfy you in bed...my white clitty won't even reach your womb. Please, for my sake, breed with a strong and healthy black man. Then the both of us will be satisfied.
>>500509765We'll get there someday
>>500518272I hate black people and you don't have to say that
>>500477657>Radagon disgusting>the man so manly all the statues of him are barechested>with the best ass in the pand betweens and perfect pecs I ain't gay but if I was it definitely would be for Radagon>>500481126I don't know if we really want anothet renaissance, while fcs were nice, the ryona flood was really annoying.>>500499659I miss him so much he was the incarnation of soul. I know two of his songs by heart.
>>500516190 Considering the fact that Ranni required the help of Blaidd and the Tarnished, as well as the periods of slumber she falls into, I'd say no. She braced herself for death when she fought her fingers, and I can't imagine they're that strong. Meanwhile, the Tarnished kills Metyr. Also the bans have set in. Warranted, thank you for your service, jannies.
>>500522874Okay, thank you. Now I know how I can finish my fanfic.
>>500518508>>500520472It's a proven fact racist white girls are actually the ones most cockhungry for BBC. You don't have to lie to me.
