The Seven EditionFor all things Dragon Age. Talk about Veilguard or other DA games. Reply to the OP if you have an addition to make. We'll settle on an OP here in a thread or three.>Veilguard Official Launch Trailer:https://youtu.be/NdtmtuzICOI>Veilguard waifu pollhttps://strawpoll.com/wby5Q602jyAPrevious: >>500430547
So... how bad is it?
>No real sex scenesIt's so fucking over
>>500571442I FUCKING CAN'T THE FUCKING GAME IS BUGGED IN EA SUSCRIPTION AND IT DETECTS A GAMEPAD EVEN THOUGH I DON'T HAVE ONE SO ALL THE KEYS ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE AND THE SCREEN SHOWS ME THE FUCKING GAMEPAD OPTIONSI DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT KEY TRIANGLEEE ISSSS I CAN'T GO BACK TO CHARACTER CREATOR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>500571464all damage control units have been deployed
Never forget Shianni rape
PRONOUNSGENDER LECTURESNO SEX SCENESVARRIC WAS DEAD ALL ALONGWhat a fun fucking game holy shit. I'm glad I didn't pay for this shit.
>>500571638I guess you'll just have to buy the Dragon Age: The Veilguard (TM) Elite Gamer Gamepad- Bad Dragon Edition to play the game properly, anon.
>>500571467I remember /v/tards were crying because dos2's elf was not tolkien elf
> Can't make eyes smallerFuck this goofy big cartoony eyes shit i want predator wolfy small eyes.
>>500571860Don't forget>MYSTERY NIGGAS WERE BEHIND EVERYTHING ALL ALONG
>>500571860>VARRIC WAS DEADToxic white masculinity can't continue.
>>500571391>>500571391>>500571391Do I refund or naw?
>>500571708My ritualpost is reserved for handsome young men, anon. Please post it with a handsome young man or create your own gimmick.
>>500571324why the fuck are their heads so big though.
>>500571993>
Say hello to your next DA villains
>>500572109We hit the perfect aesthetic with DA2 and people bitched so hard about the game they backpedalled completely
>>500572248MYSTERY NIGGGASwhat the fuck are they doing?
>>500572243It's uncanny
>>500571998are they actually black and Thedas was created by Super Fantasy Wakanda?
>>500572227Have to fit in those jawlines on the women
What does the Inquisitor even do? Does he even get to talk to Solas?
>>500572248>implying this shit is getting a sequel
>>500572301Elves and Dwarves looked fucking horrible.Qunari were at their best yes.
ughhh noses are always a bitch to work with.
>>500572309it is a mystery....
>>500571638>only 3 choices for pronounsuhhh where's my fae pronouns
>>500572309
Take popular mature series, slap Fortnite graphics on it to appeal to kids, turn it into a vehicle for trannies to groom them. Gaming in the 21st century.
They did my boy Hawke so dirty, doesn't even get mentioned once even though he's supposed to be Varric's best friend.
So when people say it's bad are they talking about actual gameplay or just autistic culture war faggotry
>>500572875Both actually
>>500572875The gameplay is.... meh?
Does this nose make my character look too jewish?
So uuuuhhh where's the Maker?
>>500572942So what are the actual negatives about the gameplay then? So far all I'm seeing is stupid niggers screeching about trannies and pronouns
>>500573058Naw, thats just a typical med nose.
>>500573058Not a jew nose at all
>>500572875A mix of both probably but you'll never be able to tell because the culture war faggots lie about having played it anyway
>>500572875both it seems like
>>500573092>combat is watered down nu god of war>can't control companions>no strategy at all just hack and slash
God he looks like such a faggot i just want to punch him. Like he's gay but come on there's a limit.Need to add beards.
Oof
This head morph shit is too complicated for me and the presets look like ass. How do I make a woman who doesn't look like a tranny or chink?
>>500573298finally i can be literally me in a game..
>>500573321>How do I do a thing?Probably requires the attention span of an adult
>>500573298is that the bald guy from the Starfield rant?
>>500573520Yes, he's doing a playthrough now. Heelvsomethingsomething
>>500573298>I WILL NOT BE BUYING THIS WOKE TRASH>btw here's 60$
>>500573321>How do I make a womanWhy are you gonna roleplay as a woman you mentally ill troon?
>>500573660Eh 1/10
Imagine having a general dedicated to a tranny game. Embarrassing.
>the scene of Solas being "redeemed" is just as lame and half assed as the rest of the endings
>>500571464Secret ending shows an unrelated bunch of villains were manipulating the events of DAO and DA2
>>500573276Make him look like Gigachad
>>500573731What trannies are there?>TaashDelusional ternary cunts don't count
>>500573883Loghains decisions were actually interesting and well thought out>lmao it was these random fucks that made him do itWhy?
>Reviews: Mixed(65%)>read some>all positives are place holders or literally stating they just want to balance out the negative reviews>negative review give precise reasons for not recommending itcomedy
>>500573953>Loghains decisions were actually interesting and well thought out>NOOOOOOOOOOOO THE FRENCH ARE GOING TO KEK MY DAUGHTER NOOOOO
>>500573883Organization Ascian you mean
>>500573883AddingAt the end of the video hereyoutube.com/watch?v=CP0xG_javx4
>>500573883>spoilerby doing what I'm not sure how someone could even do that
Anyone has a link to the Taash sex scene?
>>500574006>A return to form>>500574040>A character who spent his life defending his nation from some frogs who fucked it up and killed his family hating said frogs isnt reasonableAnyway I was referring more to Ostagar
>>500574092By wearing spooky hoodies and whispering things to people apparently
>>500573953>loghainhe was an evil traitor betraying the kingdom to gain power
>>500574006From what I saw most people are complaining about the performance
>>500573883No they manipulated EVERYTHING. DAO, DA2, DAI and even the magisters breaking into the golden city lol
>>500574269 but he thought he was helping his Kingdom because the King was going to let the old invaders come back in
>>500574296ILLUMINATI CONFIRMEDNONCHUDS BTFO
>>500574269The king was a fucking moron and it's questionable if his reinforcements would have done jack shit to turn the tideThe archdemon didn't even appear, the grey wardens delivering a swift coup de gras wasnt even a possibility
>>500574261I think his Ostagar justification falls apart when you consider literally everything else he does in the game
>>500574296jesus these hacks really added the ascians to dragon age
holy fucking shitthe game actually has good beards
>>500573953>Loghains decisions were actually interesting and well thought outDon't even pretend this is true
>>500574242Hardings romanceyoutube.com/watch?v=YoryYWq8Q7Y
>>500574432Outlawing the wardens was retarded that is trueBut what else invalidates his retreat?The man was wrong, and was in the wrong, but he wasn't unreasonable
>>500574541And here I was thinking even your gay ass would pass on the game, I should've known better.
>>500572109Okay.... you know... fuck it. I havent played a new-new game in forever. Ill just play it through once for the memes and to gather more information for my negative review. Gonna start over though and actually spend time in CC and try to get the "experience" that Im buying in 20mins. I know this train is gonna crash, but Im hopin on anyways.
Female elf mage. It’s Dragon Age time!!
>>500574636>but he wasn't unreasonableHe started a civil war during a darkspawn invasion
>>500574546It was you sperg did you even play the game?The king was being a fucking idiot, he was inviting in the enemy who in living memory had ravaged their land, for something that no one even knew if it was a blight, since there was no sign of an archdemon even at Ostagar
Gay bros we're so gorgeous.
Are there any real criticisms of this game from people here that have actually played it or are we just jacking each other off because "new thing bad because kultur wahr"
Are we now at the point where we've gotten so contrarian that we're going to pretend like loghain wasn't a massive fucking retard?
So did they whitewash the mage lore? Are templars being made to look like idiots now? Please no ending spoilers I just want to know if they did the mage-templar lore dirty. Did they make Tevinter 'soft' and whtiewash the slavery, blood magic, and tyrannical bullshit?
>>500574781Go for an old wizard who is too old for this shit. Any cringe dialogue options are because he just wants to go home to nap asap
No spoilers you fuckos.
>>500574873>The king was a fucking idiotHe literally had to be reminded what a hammer and anvil was in the war meeting.
>>500574296Fucking shameless hacks...
>>500574861He didn't just start attacking the banns thoughHe declared himself regent after the king got pulverised, some of the banns didn't like this and rebelled after he refused to step down and leave the nation leaderless
>>500574992I might... wiz does sound kinda fun and I didnt run into a single lockpick or persuasion check so idgaf about rogue. Sword and shield is kinda fun though.
>>500574983The vast majority of "discourse" on video games now is nothing more than finding ways to be a caustic, obnoxious faglord
>>500574296They can't keep getting away with it...
FUCKKKK i don't know what to pickGrey Warden is kino for the RETURN TO FORM experience.But the game cover showed a rogue and i liked the armor and daggerBut unnghhh magic must be so kino and fun and have new dialogue options
>>500575274Everything with Eamon was set in motion before the battle. He obviously planned his coup in advance. He's either at least partially deliberately responsible for some of the problems at Ostagar or is startlingly incompetent.
>>500575514Rogue is always the most fun in these games
>>500574983You must be fucking new as shit, this has been discussed (as in actually discussed and not some mentally ill faggot like yourself throwing a shit fit) since Origins came outLoghain was wrong, Loghain made poor choices and Loghain was rightfully put in his place for his bullshitBut he was not unreasonable, if you're not a massive fucking brainlet who can't understand the motivations of people its quite easy to understand why he did what he didConsider his actions only knowing what the fucking character knows, a point of this is made in the god damn game
>>500575514The extra dialogue options are mostly based on your faction
>>500575514They look like three retarded triplets that split one fetus' brain cells between the three of them in the womb
>>500575001There's people that come to these threads specifically just to ruin shit for everyone. Just avoid 4chan
OH fuck the specializations are truly dog shit garbage.Mage is a big nono all is trash and why are they so annoying about necromancy?I guess i'll go Warrior becuase i like shields.
>>500575575Honestly I actually forgot about Eamon which does blunt my point significantly
>>500576030How are those bad? You literally just started
which rook va is less shit? The clips I've seen of the guy seem bad, but is the woman somehow worse?
>>500574873>It was you sperg did you even play the game?No it wasn't. In one of the cutscenes after Ostagar it shown that even the nobles aren't buying his story. He knew this would happen which is why he tried to poison Arl Teagan. And no, the civil war starts without you and you'll hear about battles before you even get the chance to get involved. >The king was being a fucking idiot, he was inviting in the enemy who in living memory had ravaged their landI think the invading creatures from underground that want to kill everyone is clearly the bigger threat.>for something that no one even knew if it was a blight, since there was no sign of an archdemon even at OstagarAnd that excuses feeding the nation's fighting force to a darkspawn horde how?
>>500571993>> Can't make eyes smallerSame issue back with Andromeda.
Fuuuckkk the Veil Jumper seems to fit the game a lot but i like Grey Warden it's so kino and the armor is kinoI'll go Grey Warden
>>500576175>I think the invading creatures from underground that want to kill everyone is clearly the bigger threat.Darkspawn>French. I rest my case.
>>500574459Are the Blights just Umbral Calamities?
>>500576175They have no sense of scale of the darkspawn threat, there has been no archdemon, and raids from the darkspawn are a thing that just happenThe only source you have is some borderline criminal group showing up that are basically based in myth by all contemporary counts saying>It was revealed to me in a dreamHow is feeding the remaining forces to a darkspawn horde going to help? If half your army is being fucked, is feeding the other half into a lost grinder going to help in the long run?
I just bought the gameI hope its at least bad enough to be funnyand not just bad and boring
>>500576275just multiclass later into Veil Warden
>>500576570>bad and boringunfortunately this
>>500576647How many hours do you have in it
>>500576719About 2-3 hours in? I already have enough.
> Want to test voice>> I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE>> I'M GLAD YOU'R HERE>> I'M GLAD YOU'R HERE>> I'M GLAD YOU'R HERE>> I'M GLAD YOU'R HERE>> I'M GLAD YOU'R HERE
>>500576871You haven't even played it at all have you
>>500576275Did you try making your character look like CHARNAME or what?
>>500576938There's are other voice lines, but I'm convinced whatever system cycles them must be broken
>>500577127No I just liked the character they showed in the trailer so i made him, whiter of course because i don't like brown people.
>>500577401do you happen to be face blind?
>>500577061I accept your concession.
>>500574068>Not a single person in the comments liked the endingsImpressive, I expected youtube to be shill central.
>>500573607Eh, it's okay, he gave them money ironically, you know
IS IT GOOD OR BAD?
>>500577127Abdel is too based for this gay game
>can't set melanin to 0my aryan dream...
>>500577813Its like a marvel movie. Its not really good but if youre into that sorta thing then youll like it.
>I had a plan.bruh this shit is so funny, trainwreck
>>500577884I HATE MARVEL
>>500577884>It's like a Marvel movieSo it's absolutely god awful?
Gonna roleplay an old pessimistic Qunari who also has anger issues, by who reverts into a Marvel-esquejokester by the end. Who do I romance thematically? Neve, Bellara or Harding?
>>500577813It has a few good moments but most of it is just bad including the dialogue, the story, the secret "twist", the endings, some of the companions...
is the game actually good? i dont give a shit about woke shit
>>500577813It's ironically bad
>>500577851>AbdelGo back.
>>500577578He doesn't look similar :( ?I'm trying to find thicker beard but there isn't any good stubble :(
Hey, /dag/. How many copies do you think Veilguard would need to sell to break even? I'm assuming there'll be a max of 200,000 units sold in the opening week.
Is david gaider the reason that Solas had good writing because solas writer wrote taash, gave the, the only character trait of “whiny nonbinary” and completely fucked up solas in veilguard
>>500578087Sorry anon, that's too abrasive to be a dialogue optionTry again>Like Marvel>Like Marvel hahahaha>Like Marvel grrr
>>500578317>only 200kno way, it will be easily one million+
>>500578161>Gonna roleplayNot sure how to tell you this but...>anger issues,You can be stern, frustrated at best. Nor can you be exactly abrasive towards your comrades. Even if they do something stupid.>Neve, Bellara or Harding?Neve?
>>500578161I'd say Bellara since she's the most quippy, go for Harding if she's too obnoxious
>>500578307That's literally the pic related's name you spastic
>>500574296Weekes is a fucking hack, way to rob your supposed finale of any resolution, I hated what they did to solas, taash’s entire existence, but this is worse
>>500578307zoomeranon...
Are you stuck with all seven companions or can you just not recruit some?
>>500578496Concurrent players on Steam are at around 60k right now at launch. At most I could see 300k total sold.
>>500578317>200000 sold in opening weeklmao
>>500578315I think yours looks better desu>>500578371Not even that More like>maybe Marvel is just misunderstood>Marvel won't get away with this (sternly)>who is Marvel?
So, between Harding, Asian and Nere, who is the least retarded?
>>500578161I’d ask you if you wanted a sex scene, but none of them have them, I’d pick Harding of the three
>>500578702Harding...?
>>500578685I manned him up and added the scar and different complexion now to make him more mature and resemblingBut I can't find the stubble :'(
>>500578528>>500578584You really acknowledge the novel as much as WotC?
>>500578702Harding
>>500578837Different anon, but he looks good
>>500578602Stuck
>>500578837The eye color looks to lavender for my taste but otherwise decent for this CC.
>>500578639That's just Steam.Most sales will be on consoles
>>500578602It seems like you're stuck with 7, cause One of them (of your choice) dies to Ghil, then Neve is captured by Elgarnan, then you have 5 left, so you choose 3 to different tasks during the fiunal assault, so that leaves you with two who ill be in your party in the final battle.
>>500578861You really cope?
The canonical inquisitor is a female redhead elf.Amazing.
>>500578837MALEHUMANWARRIORBASED
>>500579030>consolesThey're not as big as they used to be, anon. A long time ago, you'd be correct. Not anymore.
>>500579226Plus she romanced solas
>Solas was lovers with Mythal and even wrote her a songKekThat's going to piss off a few fangirls
>>500579105No more than the folks on Dragon Age's Reddit page.
>you can't refuse to recruit companions>you can never really disagree with companions>you are always the peace broker, the camp counselor of the group>you cannot kill companions>you cannot make companions leaveplease tell me this isn't all actually trueone of the best features of inquisition was telling Sera to fuck off, and they added that because they KNEW people would despise herplease don't tell me I really have no way out of bringing the tranny qunari and the "This character is here to appear to white women who would never actually date a black man" elf
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOI SPENT 3 FUCKING HOURS MAKING MY CHARACTER3NOW I HAVE TO MAKE MY INQUISITOR?WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>500579409I have no idea how much they cope, but being as though it's leddit and this series went to fucking shit, I'd say that means you both cope a hell of a lot
>>500579367They’re both old as shit who cares. Gods in myth always do shit like that anyway
>>500579226>can't get a daelish accent in inquisition or veilguard>but they're going to keep forcing elf characters and elf lore and solas romance regardless>>500579441take the BG3 pill and make it hideous so that when you finally run into them it's hilarious
We are winning.
>>500579420Apparently they were meant to piss off and come back just for the "big story moments" if you disagrees too much but outside of Lucanis temporarily pissing off if you let the city of Treviso get blighted I don't know if that's been confirmed
>>500579367desu that was obvious even at the end of DAI in that DLC
>>500579420Correct. You can kill a fair number of them during the suicide mission if you skipped their quests but I think - I don’t know - taash lives no matter what but the black guy dies no matter what
>>500579441Make him a Solas cloneSolas thought of everything, even sneaking in as the Inquisitor
>>500579441Make your Inquisitor again. You do remember what you made prior?
Bros how do I use spoiler tags, I’m sorry for the earlier spoiler
Alright, the pirated copy is just about done unpacking and then I have god knows how long left to install it, but from what I'm hearing this will all have not been worth even downloading.What class is best? I thought I was going to experiment with all 3, but I can't be fucked anymore. Is it rogue? Rogue seems the most cohesive.
Sad about no sex scenes. I guess I'll play other games fort those.
>>500579854[s poiler] [/s poiler]without spacesctrl+s should work too
>>500579854[*spoiler][/*spoiler]Remove the *
>>500579802Of course i do he was a gorgeous redhead who romanced Cullen by making him GAY through mods.Fuck is gonna take me 20 hours
>>500579618Bro... IDK how to tell you this... but those are awful numbers.
>>500579881Templar/ChampionOrArcane warrior/Blood mage
>>500579902>no sex scenesthis can't possibly be true, bioware won't even make it to ME5 if this is true
>>500580037>bioware won't even make it to ME5 if this is trueThey aren't making it to ME5 regardless.
This line never fails to make me laugh.
>>500579618That's more than Baldur's Gate 3
>>500580037Trash and Davrin get one, every one else gets fade to black
>>500579953>>500579962thank you
>>500579996people are getting off work and out of school soon..itll be 6 million in a few hours just wait...
>>500580013No, silly, for the game that's going to doom your series to death, not one of the other ones.
>>500580037Thank fuck for that, ME5 is saved!>>500580108Sten was too pure for this world
>>500579618Damn that's impressively low
>>500580121Who's Davrin? Black elf guy?
>>500580121https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBCGp_aDj5gur a liar
Legitimately sad at how low Bioware has gotten, shouldn't be surprised though. I thought DAV would be mediocre but boy did I not set my expectations low enough
>>500580121>only two male sex cutscenesowari da...
>>500580269Yup. The others are mostly aftermath scenes, I don’t think Asian elf has one at all
>>500577401>i don't like brown peoplewe get you hate yourself Farquaad, no need to keep telling us for years.
>>500580187I don't play, talk about or acknowledge that tripeI am here to speak into the void about Origins until this thread inevitably dies or turns into 3 fat ugly blue haired slags talking about their homosexual OCs (a fate worse than death)
>>500579618>already plateaued
>>500578702>Nere
>>500580345Bioware used to do full nudity with heavily implied groin thrusting. BG3 just did full nudity with actual groin thrusting and oral sex.This is "let's do it over our clothes" dry humping, without the actual dry humping.
>>500580345The animation at the end is straight out of 2010, even andromeda did a better job
>>500579881Gimme that yarr harr link
>>500580447>about OriginsLeliana is based
>>500580517People say this game seems like it was written with HR in the room, but honestly it feels like it was written by mormons.
>>500580509>an actual Black elfThank you, Swen.
>>500580602private tracker, chud, how do you not know how to pirate things in 2024 anyway
>>500580517Andromeda at least had tasteful ass and tits if you romanced the obvious choices. Granted, the rest had nothing but a chaste kiss and fade to black, not even undies. Even Origins and it’s flashes of skin was sexier
>>500579226No surprise. Inquisition heavily favored an elven Inquisitor. Makes it all the more ironic that they initially only wanted human playable.
>>500580604Based schizo french redhead is alright I'll give you thatBut then I think the Origins companions might be my favourite group in any CRPG, maybe they're not but I genuinely can't think of any others I actually enjoy the characters of so muchNormally I'd rather run custom OC murderhobos over most fuckers
>>500574296>even the magisters breaking into the golden city This part has to be a joke....the rest is already bad enough but this one would make even less sense
FUCKKK I DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE TOBY MAGUIRE
>>500580668Nah, Mormons wouldn’t show you the underwear. But it is all oddly puritanical. I didn’t expect BG3 levels, but at least something around andromeda would have been the expectation.
>>500579881Theres no lockpicking or persuasion. Sword and board is fun tho
>>500580802This is somehow worse than the intro of organization XIII…they wimped out so hard with solas that they made the Illuminati. Which isn’t fucking compelling, it makes everything dull. Just as keikaku works best in small doses
>>500580668Wait, there are no poly options?Why aren't they targeting the modern audience more?
>>500580681I wanted it from (You) personally. I also want a hug.
>>500580845>. I didn’t expect BG3 levels, but at least something around andromeda would have been the expectation.That would have been ideal for Biowares sake. They had nothing else going for this game after each bit of info was revealed. Even the devs were mostly hyping up the romance aspect and the "thirst".
>>500580802Absolutely copied the fucking Ascians from FF XIV
>>500580802The tainting of the seat of capital G God by the folly and hubris of peak mankind is a trope that always seems great going back to Numenor (although that did have an influencing figure, but one that only pushed what was already happening)This is just sad
Will you choose to let best companion Emmrich go full skelly lich or reanimate his adopted skelly son
>>500581076Whatever makes him happy, I support him
>>500581076Whatever results in the most pain for him, or lets me kill him, assuming I wasn't allowed to force him to leave the party before that point.
>>500581014Nope they compromised, you flirt with everyone and then lock one in, but there's no jealousy and no one mentions it again if you didn't pick them
>>500581051What do they think thirst is if not lust? You can be sexy with no nudity - Anders’ promise to come to fem Hawke was far sexier than his actual sex scene - but they don’t have that either. Fantasy nerds, even gay ones, are horny as fuck
So where is this Taash sex scene?
>>500581454Who?
>200-250m budget>plateauing at 70k on launch daylmao
UGHHHH i'm too tired to create my inquisitor i'm sick of the character creator already
>>500581560DO IT EAPULL THE TRIGGER, DO IT
>>500581561Use the default fem elf, accept the solasmance
>>500581504I think he's referring to Traash
>>500581560It will surpass Starfield during the weekend
So is it true that ranged classes feel like shit?
>>500581561It has been ten years lorewise. He would have changed, so it looks alright.
>>500581076This is also the only image I found of himin skelly mode>If you decide to let Emmerich become a lich, he gets a cool skull face and access to the following:
>>500581746Absolutely not. That would imply that I personally did that playthrough, and that Solas ever managed to actually get laid, both of which are untrue.>>500581859what the fuck is a "ranged class?"
>>500581746> Dude be a mentally ill feminist tranny like me don't you love women in your stories yaass girl powerNo. No. No. I want all women to die. THe least women in this game the better. You loving to use videogames to roleplay as a woman is your mental issue and agp fetish.Die.
>>500581839meds
Wonder if I can make a 8 year older version of my Lavellan
>>500581949>schizoid gynophobia homothis is one of the worst human archetypes I've seen, and I'm upset I've seen it more than onceunrelated to your choice not to do the solas romance inquisitor tho, I agree
>>500581929Any mage that isn't the melee one? The rogue with a bow?
>>500581985Perhaps? But from what I've seen you can't replicate them completely. Especially if they looked distinct through modding back in Inquisition.
>>500581974>70k already>easy 100k on thursdayNot bad at all
>>500582120You don't choose to wield just one weapon, you can swap between them at any time, and for the rogue the bow is just his ranged weapon he uses whenever you use the ranged attack. Every class has a ranged attack.
>>500581949I didn't know faggots could be so basedKeep right on brother, you dirty fudge packing cunt
>>500582169Only the hair and skin type is modded.
Finished. Now time to uninstall this garbage game who wants to play it anyway.3 hours for my Rook2 hours for my InquisitorMy job here is done, bye.
>>500582172>On launch day, Baldur's Gate 3 had over 800,000 concurrent players on Steam, setting a record for the platform at that time.>budget: 100m>troonguard: struggling to get over 70k on launch day>budget: 200-300mits over
>>500582480>My job here is done, bye.No! Kiss the Assassin and Elf!
How over is it?
>>500582503>troonguard>no actual trannies in the game>troonsgate 3>3 confirmed trannies
>>500582480You downloaded this just to use a substandard character creator?
Ugh i forgot how faggy the british voice of the inquisitor was.I'll go American
FUCK YOUUU LET ME ROMANCE CULLEN YOU HOMOPHOBIC PIECES OF SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Ugh i'll have to put Dorian then. Lame. Cully Wully :'(
>>500582640>troonguard>no actual trannies>no actual tranniesHi. It's me. Your they/them qunari. Qunari are all about transgenderism and societally accepted sex work now, don't you know? Forget all that stuff about castrating mages and keeping them in cages. We don't do that. It's all just cool vibes and fucking matriarchal figures when our balls ache ;)
>>500582892>Ugh i'll have to put Dorian then.By the way even when you do decide the Inquisitors romance. None of them will be acknowledged accept for Solas.
>>500582931Please trim the bottom of your image, for the love of all that is good and holy.
>>500582992I put as much effort into making a 2000 pixel image fit into this dogshit website as Bioware put into writing that character.
>>500582984I know Dorian shows up so it's bullshit that the romance doesn't matter.Though i was hoping for Cullen cameo.
>>500582931That's just a mentally ill woman. No zippertits or sausage.
>>500582892Cullen isn't a fagAlistair isn't a fagId tell you to get bent, but well, lmaoYou get what you deserve for downloading this slop
>>500582892That's honestly a cute description
>>500582984except*>>500583093>I know Dorian shows up so it's bullshit that the romance doesn't matter.
>>500582931They actually aren'tApparently the word they use is for TransAnd when Trash's mother says "oh this is what the qunari call it"She throws a fit because it's not non binary
When is the Sera cameo?
>>500583126>alistair isn't a faghe immediately steps aside to let a dude who literally just became warden take over, pretty faggy behavior
>>500583246Because he's a minge, not a fag you stupid dick
>>500583093Messed up the reply. Dorian does show up. But he doesn't acknowledge his relationship with the Inquisitor. Nor do they see each other.
>The name's Daige...>Radgon Daige>And I'm here to guard the veil.
>>500583126> Alistair isn't a fa-ACK
>>500582984>None of them will be acknowledged accept for Solas.Solasmance only barely gets mentioned as well.
>>500582640bg3 has 1 tranny character that gets a few mins of dialogue in a game with hundreds of characters with a few mins of dialogue. the character in question you only discover is trans by implication, it's never stated outright. they hired a trans VA for the role for the sake of publicity. it's clearly a token gesture for ESG funding or to appear progressive or whatever.
>>500583419Your modded game isn't canon gay boy, it's amazing that I managed to call out your homosexual lusting for a straight man (video game character) even though you hadn't even mentioned him
>>500583126Alistair "Have you ever licked a lampost in winter" Theirin?
>>500583491I liked the drag queen circus director.
>>500583491Lucretious should count tooNot to mention the biggest tranny of them all,Balduran/Emperor
>>500583290>. Nor do they see each other.Why do you fucking lie, faggot? I saw a cutscene, they are in the same fuckign shot.
oh noooo he looks weird in game D:
>>500583609>>500583740drag queens aren't trans, they're men who wear make-up for performative reasons. he's a circus freak after all
Then>We arrived in the dead of night. We had been tracking the maleficar for days, and finally had him cornered... or so we thought.>As we approached, a home on the edge of the town exploded, sending splinters of wood and fist-sized chunks of rocks into our ranks. We had but moments to regroup before fire rained from the sky, the sounds of destruction wrapped in a hideous laughter from the center of the village.>There, perched atop the spire of the village chantry, stood the mage. But he was human no longer.>We shouted prayers to the Maker and deflected what magic we could, but as we fought, the creature fought harder. I saw my comrades fall, burned by the flaming sky or crushed by debris. The monstrous creature, looking as if a demon were wearing a man like a twisted suit of skin, spotted me and grinned. We had forced it to this, I realized; the mage had made this pact, given himself over to the demon to survive our assault.Now>NO MOM IM A DIFFERENT TYPE OF FAGGOT, YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ME
>>500583785Burden of proof lies upon you, enjoy the game.
>>500583876AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHABetter take that trip to the mirror, lmao
I kneel
>>500583972you neednt
>>500583972Tbh, it is outselling Rogue Trader. Credit where it's due
>>500582640You lying shill.
>>500583343>NOOOOOOO> STOP IT, SOL-*ACKKKKK!*
>>500572414Every critic is going to buy 100 copies to own the consumers who are too stupid to understand Bioware's return to form
>>500584136any clips of its voice?
What a kino start fight.I'm liking the game so far! I can't wait to make out with the black elf.
>>500583945>Burden of proof lies upon youThere you LYING FUCKING FAGGOT. Literally standing NEXT TO EACH OTHER. Go write an essay on how Taash makes your anys explode.
>>500584275>Gay man likes literal shitThis isn't a shock, you must be used to it
>>500584136>massive scandalTevinter is Chudistan?
> 20 fps in medium graphicsI'm going iNSANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>500580802It's real.
>>500584136
>>500584275Neve?
Who the fuck are the fuckers in the post-credits? Are they supposed to be titans or wha?
>>500584136HAHAHA HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT'S MAEVARIS?I didn't know Trans Women hit the wall as hard as women HAHAHAHAHAH
>>500584563Ok, so its official then.... Veilguard is just the Skylanders of Dragon Age and not actually canon.... right? RIGHT?
>>500584719they're the "chosen ones"
>>500584719Organization XIII/Ascians
>>500584629I said the black elf. Neve is the gross indian femoid, ick.
>>500584536>GPU 89C>CPU 94Claptop?
>>500584971>>500577401
>>500585018yes
mage feels like absolute shit to play
It's one of those games thats not a real rpg again like nu jrpgs. you go from stage to stage and it carries over your story flags like shadow the hedgehog.
>>500585364it reminds me of Xenoblade chronicles x
DID THEY WHITEWASH TEVINTER. DID THEY GLAZE OVER THE SLAVERY AND BLOOD SACRIFICES!? I NEED TO KNOW. I DONT WANT TO TOUCH THIS GAME IF THEY FILED OFF THOSE LAST EDGES. IF THEY WOOBIFY TEVINTER IT MAKES THE ENTIRE EXISTENCE OF TEMPLARS POINTLESS. SOMEONE PLEASE CONFIRM OR DECONFIRM FOR ME
wtf Farquaad is here or is this another faggot
>more than 70kWinning!
>>500585660its him
>>500585614They white washed Tevinter and mages since DA:I anon. There's no longer risk of abominations or anything. They made Tevinter VERY brown though and super advanced BECAUSE mages are cool and good and the resistance against the evil white male slavers is winning.
Just woke up, what's the verdict?
>>500585786Awful
>DAI and Troonguard already retconned everything bad to ever happen to be because of elves>now retcon it further to it being because the illuminattibruh
>>500585830DAV is at 70k vs Cp77 at 1000k at release
Is this what winning looks like?
>>500585830>>500585942Muh numbers is retarded and not a metric of the quality of the gameThe game being an absolute dog shit mess however, that's quite important to judge it off, and putrid trash is what it is
>>500585906That LITERALLY means Loghain did nothing wrong, btw. So did Meredith now that I think about it, lol, that's especially interesting considering she is retconned back to life in animated show or wherever the fuck that happened.
>>500585830critical success but financial disaster. will be remembered by players as that one really weirdly woke game that had horrible writing
>>500586025If you're an obese whale obsessed with a badly written character from a badly written dumpster fire of a game, being shoved into a significantly worse sequel then yes I suppose that's 'winning'>>500586208Yes a true return to formIf that form is a limbless, brainless mess
I refuse to believe people like this slop but hated Andromeda, which is way better than on every level.
>>500585830Too early to tell
>>500585830I dunno, it's still downloading
So the ending for Solacemansers is that your Inquisitor and Solas literally become Elgarnan and Ghillanein, taking their place in Fade prison to hold the Veil. Lol.
I don’t hate the elf mage I just made. CC is decent. Can’t speak for the game yet.
>>500585830game is serviceable but god the dialogue is starting to piss me off already everything is dumbed down with marvel tier jokes
>>500585906And from the deepest pit of the seven hells to the very pinnacle of the heavens, the world shall tremble! Unleash Ultima!
>>500586384post coq
>>500586320I don't like this, and I don't like androgenaWhat's your favourite dragon fight in Origins?
>>500586429Cute bottom twink!
>>500586025>>500586426Glad I made my Lavellan a race traitor
>>500586648Is Cullen in the game?
>>500586648Personally I'm glad everything after Awakening is non canon
>>500586502The fight in the ruins at the temple in the Dalish forest. The final fight was really tedious.
>It's a "yes, no (but still yes), and sarcasm (but yes" dialogue optionHave they actually learnt nothing from andromeda
> another game about a rift in the sky summoning demonsyawn.
>>500586815>Have they actually learnt nothing from andromedaLMAO
>>500586803I'm an ashes man personallyI found Flemeth the worst tbqh but I'm not sure why, maybe the area you fight her in
>>500585830Not bad.
>>500586429He looks like the dude from The Office.
>72.06% positive reviews and risingChuddies aren't winning this one
>>500586925Yes it's not just bad, it's irredeemable
>>500586746Fuck, I hope not! That seems like the best that could happen to him.
>>500586919I don't even remember the Ashes of Andraste quest outside of the "riddles." Normally, puzzles and riddles stress me out but everything was so easy I didn't even worry. As for Flemeth, I found that fight really easy.
>>500587064>900 people>With average about 2 hours playedYes I'm sure these reviews are reliable sources of information Give it a day or two, this shit is going straight down the pan lmao
RIP trans employees
>>500586815They actually dumbed it down further
Lol so they're doing fake reviews now
>>500574296i vaguely remember some evil presence beyond comprehension being present in the fadeis that what this is?
>>500587525>10 years of developmentDude, they died of old age
>>500585614Well they whitewashed the crows, they're folk heroes now
>>500587354I normally do Flemeth first so that probably doesn't helpThe ashes dragon just feels like an awesome set piece up in the snowy mountains, but to be fair the actual quest itself slips my mind a bit, I can remember the actual treaties quests and Redcliffe itself vividly but not that
>>500574296>Anti-semitic dog whistlesJust when I thought that Bioware couldn't sink any lower...
>>500587094Nah, you're being overdramatic. Imho, it's kinda on part with inquisition, sometimes better, sometimes worse, it's infinitely better than da2. The theyfab (taash) in this game is better than the lesbian (sera) of the previous one. Taash is a weirdo, but mostly tolerable aside from a few scenes, but Sera was way too quippy and insufferable, and it's always on, not just a few cringe scenes, and I hated her voice as well. I honestly was expecting a lot worse thanks to the past few days of taash/trash memes.
I really like that we're pushing the teen body as what a woman should aspire to in games now. Extremely based of Bioware. They clearly see a teen girl and just go "damn, that's a woman."
>>500587631They don't have to, brainless culture war morons of both sides will do it just to stick to the XThe game is clearly a fucking mess though, so it'll all come out in the wash once people get through a decent portion tonight, and the buyers remorse starts kicking in Once the cope stage of that runs out this shit is gonna sink like lead
Ah yes, a "positive" review>The combat is "fine" and the writing is painful.Very positive>inb4 cherrypickedLiterally the first one on the page
>>500588063Trans.
>>500588140I noticed this too. And there's a lot more culture war positives than negatives.
The fake dagger ending is actually pretty cool, I mean all of the endings are really good, Solas's finale is really well done.
>>500588063ain't no fucking way that's "100%"
>>500587990Inquisition was single player MMO trash that started all the utter shit that this continuesIt's fucking shit anon, just like inquisitionSera was an abomination, but at least you could tell her to go fuck herself and to fuck off
>>500588140The combat is definitely more normie friendly, this game is barely a RPG anymore.
>>500588065In the end, the abysmal sales will do them in regardless of reviews.
>>500588140>Seems fine>Oh btw the writing causes me pain>Of this story driven RPG>PAINFUL>seems fine>PositiveI feel like there's a disconnect happening here
>>500588239
>>500582931them dick sucking lips
>melanin only goes as low as 60%>literally can't make pale white skintonesI'd be laughing even harder if this was the first time a studio tried to erase white people from their character creator, but it fucking isn't.
WHAT THE FUCKWHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKI SPENT 3 HOURS IN CHARACTER CREATOR3I CLOSE THE GAME, REOPEN IT, LOAD, AND NOW I LOOK LIKE THISWHAT THE FUCKWHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Second review on the page. Another "positive" that is quite literally an obituary to Bioware.Very genuine and positive though! They're definitely not just trying to boost the average! No cope here no siree!
Maybe my standards are low but I find Neve to be really attractive; I like her wide hips. I lament that she isn't racist against Elves like she should be. It could've lead to kino fem mage hawke x Fenris.
Strife has a white guy’s voice weird
>>500588556Didn't you know you're character is undergoing transition right now? It's a questline, talk to Taash at the bookcase to get the quest!
broooo all my saves got corrupted every singl eone has me bald and beardless and short and ugly wtf i don't wanna play a /v/irgin i wanted my handsome gay chadWHAT THE FUCKKKKKIs it because i'm offline in EA?
>>500588556Look at the top of his head.
>Like Neve's looks>Like Harding's personality>Like Bellara's thematic arcWho da fuck do I romance...
>>500588594Being mean about the walking bombs from hell that are mages is problematicI hope whoever I Bioware who wrote this was properly reprimanded>>500583924
>>500588556Subtle
Solavellan supremacySolavellan superiorityHello I can't look at the thread because I don't wanna get spoiled but I just wanted to say how much I hate Bellara and yell at the screen for her to shut up every time she makes a comment. The way she acts and talks is so fucking offputting. I'm not even the kind of person who uses this term but I think I now know what people feel when they say someone gives them "the ick."
>>500588883Taash for her muscles.
>>500589160I’m about to meet her. Is she that quirky
>>500588883>>500589220Seconded, Taash for her thick and veiny "muscle"
>>500589342She's like someone's attempt to be a quirky character but they failed and she just turned out weird and strange and bad vibes to be around
>>500589160If you're like me and you say you won't look at the thread but still do, please leave right now. There are spoilers left and right.
DUDE WHAT THE FUCKI FUCKING PAID FOR THE EA SUSCRIPTION DUDE YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO MEEVEN IN CUTSCENES I'M FUCKING BALD NOW NOTHING WORKS
>>500589342She's not that bad, the poster is just a cranky femcel
Does the inquisitor even do anything if you're not an egg fucker?
>>500588269Idk, I was fine with Inquisition, it came out during the time when there was no open world fatigue just yet, but some zones like hinterlands felt overwhelming and kinda overstayed their welcome...>Sera was an abomination, but at least you could tell her to go fuck herself and to fuck offAgain, Trash is only cringe for a few minutes in a couple of scenes that have already been posted everywhere at, but her team banter is mostly fine.>>500589371She has none, she's a biological female.
>>500589603She's pretty annoying for any gender and any person that's not interested in her romantically. At least her voice is.
>>500588454>story driven RPGIt identifies as an action game, chud
>>500589464I can see what you mean. Her enunciation is very weird
>>500586426Ohhhh I hate it here I’d rather have him mortal and happy
>>500589758>She has none, she's a biological female.Enchantment?There's magic in the game, I'm sure somebody can conjure her a cock
>>500589758Inquisition was abysmal m8, it was like a bad (worse?) kingdoms of amalur lmaoEven if what you say about Trash is true, that horrendous dialogue is enough nails in the coffin
>bunch of the complexions have five o'clock shadow because they didn't bother differentiating the male and female face scansat what point does it cross over from "We don't see gender :)" to "we are incompetent :("
>>500590032>have five o'clock shadowI know that drove me insane. I do NOT want stubble on my lady, bioware
>>500589848Very apt since it fails at being one also, shouldn't have cut off it's RPG done YWNBAAG
>>500590032I’d put it down for sheer incompetence
>>500590032At what point do you stop using rpgs to pretend you're a woman?
Is Bellara supposed to be autistic or neurodivergent
I romanced Solas in Inquisition and would have genuinely rather had (ending spoilers) him die in her arms instead of the elven ascendancy bullshit. I loved him, he betrayed me, we don’t have to be together forever what is this shit writing my inquisitor would NOT
>game's been out for hours>no female Rook posted yet?Post you're Rook
Why does every fucking scenario have to be some grey, ambiguous moral dilemma.
>>500590397pronouns?
>>500590352All of the characters are 'neurodivergent' because what that word means is 'mentally impaired spastic'
>Taash romance>Rook looks fucking terrifiedhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=aWepfVz0GOc
>>500590397>five o'clock shadowI'm seeing it everywhere now
is my boy Sandal in this?
>>500590516My lady rook has it . And I’m not at the lighthouse reee
>>500590391Shoulda taken the Cullenpill.
KB+M or controller?
>>500590449Sam looking at the dead Haradrim is the best depicted morally grey fantasy writing ever, because of how it contrasts against the clear right and wrong that surrounds so much else >Actually everyone is an evil piece of shit because it is MORALLY GREYIs just bottom of the barrel shit
>>500590397Why do you trannies love showing the "woman" you roleplay as so much?Does it make you feel validated?Or avatarfagging as her gives you the sense that you're a woman yourself?
>+10 currency!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!
>>500588140Yeah, almost all of the positive reviews have less than 3hs of playtime on them. It's all fake
>>500590504They were calling this “spicy”? My opinion on Taash aside, this isn’t remotely sexy, fucking Anders was sexier and I reloaded right after. Rook indeed looks scared in parts.
On a scale of "tranny shit" to "goyslop", how disastrous is this game?
>>500590750You know women play Dragon Age as well, right?
>>500590504>ay bby u want sum fuk?
>>500590750People love showing off their characters in games where you can make them, get a grip. It’s fun.
>>500590935Nooo I don’t want your penis Trash
>>500590902>>500590987You will never ever be a woman no matter how many times you use videogamesto pretend you're one. Kill yourself already tranny.
>>500590935The one POV shot we get in the game and it’s this. This feels like a joke, and is the opposite of sexy. The voice work sucks, the facial animation is nonexistent, and there’s no tits to distract. “Describe to me how you imagined us having sex” is a stupidly easy sex plot and they botched it
>>500590504absolute boner killer
>>500590397Ip range banned from posting images https://files.catbox.moe/4vsx5q.png
>>500590607I know he’s popular but he didn’t do it for me! And marriage to your love interest at the end in a fantasy game has no appeal to me
>>500591271>she made a dwarfWhomst are you romancing
>>500591271what the fuck, she's cute
>>500591271Why did you make Lucy but smol?
>>500591363She’s an elf and idk yet. Whoever is interesting.>>500591386Thanks
I was hoping for a good game but god knows bioware aint making em
>>500591363>dwarf>pointed earsGo play origins
>>500591363worse
>>500591673Who !?
>>500591684>>500591865I'm blind and didn't see the earsLooked pudgy like a dwarf
OI one of you fags posted a screenshot from some article about how the development from Veilguard was affected by Andromeda's failure, do any of you have it?
>>500591971
>Peak was 70kuuf
>>500592134Oh the eyes are just big and cartoony by default. Can’t make them smaller.
>>500592269Only 70? This game is supposed to be in the same ballpark as Starfield which peaked at 330k, and it was a goypass title. 70 is something even mid tier AA projects can achieve.
I don't knwo what should i doI read there's a mirror to change appearence in game but fuck i don't wanna be so ugly for so long.i have such fucking bad luck, i'm gonna update drivers and see what i can do, stupid ass game. Bioware sucks.
>>500592589You can use the mirror right after the prologue don’t worry
>>500590015Imho, the biggest issue with veilguard is how fucking pg-13 it is. It feels like listening to music with swearing on some yt vevo channel where they mute shits and fucks in the 90s hiphop, lol. Everyone is holding back and tries not to swear. Were they trying to make it tiktok friendly or something?
>>500592659Ugh alright i'll push through being... ugh. Bald.I hope my Inquisitor didn't get bugged too.
>>500592687PG13 is a good way to describe it, it's like the game is afraid of swearing, sex, and feelings being hurt
>>500592425There is absolutely no reality where this game was ever going to hit the same numbers as a bethesda game
That was easy. Gravity too OP, PLS nerf
>>500592937It has less players than a fucking Metaphor, a jrpg. This is a disaster.
>>500592937Turn based VN hit 800k. DA was supposed to be more popular than Mass Effect
so why was the game sitting at mixed reviews like 5min ago then all of a sudden 500 reviews dropped and pushed it to mostly positive? LMAO
I wanna be a massive fucking slut fucking all the men in this game. (male)
>>500593168When was DA more popular that mass effect?
>>500593168I still believe ME is more popular than DA
>>500593194Just so you know only Davrin has a sex scene. But you can flirt with everyone with no consequence. It's just once you make your choice. You can only stick with one. You can't break up after the lock in.
>>500593170> Chuds with 0 hours on the game who bought it to bomb it immediatly make bad reviews> People enjoying the character creator, intro choices, intro cutscenes and setting immediatly give it good reviewsShocking
>>500593170Players got sated and now they're sharing their good experience.
>>500592930Yeah, it's one of the problems that's plaguing starfield as well. Both are M rated games, but both are noticeably tamer than actual PG-13 shows and games. Starfield is even worse than veilguard this regard, imho.It really reminds me of how people have to speak on tiktok and insta to stay monetised, and now everyone online sounds that way.
>>500592995That double kick looks stupid...
>>500593170Steam removes reviews that have like 0.1 hours played
>>500593363Then i'll have to decide betweeen Gale rip off or BBCShame.
>>500593447I'm not gonna complain about a goofy ass wrestling move
>>500593529A shame indeed.
>69,422 and droppingits over
Any program to take screenshots?I think MSI is giving me trouble.I used Fraps for old games but i think all new games crash with it.
>>500592425Veilguard is banned in China. Tencent can't use half a million bots to prop the game
>>500593713> Wukong didn't succeed because it was a good, fun and non political game when people have been STARVING for Dark Souls like games after Elden Ring>> BUT TRANSGUARD FAILING IS BECAUSE CHINKS ARE NOT HELPING US HECKIN' WIN!!
>>500593713>wukong only did good because the CCP hijacked a Zeus-tier botnet to play the game on launchI dont have enough lols to even lmao this much
HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAI UPDATED DRIVERS AND NOW IT HAS TO COMPILE ALL SHADERS AGAINHAHAHAHHAAIT TOOK 1 HOUR AND 30 MINUTES LAST TIMEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>500593713Monke game still has more daily players than veilguard's peakPathetic excuses
Ready!Now I leave in order to avoid spoilers. Happy gaming everyone!
>>500594223Russian bots. i mean, chinese bots!
>>500594117>t.took me 15 mins, and Im on a laptop
biggest bioware release EVER on steam
>>500594373>biggest bioware release EVERwhat is it even competing, against didnt they launch on their shit EA launcher??
>>500594373T-the A-Americans are not online yet
>>500594338Yeah well your laptop is not from 10 years old you privileged bigot.
can veilguard run on potato
>>500594626Yes-ish, some anon is playing on gtx1060
>>500594626Define "run"
How long until I can pirate this trash
>>500595009right now
>>50059411711%...bros... i'm not gonna be able to suck the black elf bbc
>>500594484the americans are going to be playing the MHW playtest hell everyone is this game is fucking doa
>Lucanis: someone betrayed me>Cousin acting shifty af and is resentful Luke was the favorite child>Evil blood mage gets shivved while calling Cousin "my love" in Tevinter>boy I wonder who it could be (they both say unironically)
>>500587785Wasn't that a thing since DAO?I think Zevran mentions them being honored back in Antiva
>>500594486BG3 fried my graphics card so I have a current year "gaming" laptop.
no zevran, no buy
which class is going to be the least gay to play as
>not even 1/10 of BG3's numbergay bear sex was the key to success
Anyone knows how to get this armor and what class it fits the most?Also why is the retard just holding a fist in the air doing nothing he's gonna punch someone?
Are they the visual representation of Titans? They have rock faces or masks...
>>500592995Twas a close call, but man am I glad that ult move comes with tons of iframes....unironically enjoying the sns combat thoeverdegozaru
>>500586189>So did Meredith now that I think about itThat was always true though.Every single one of her paranoias were right and even the thing that made her go mad was caused by mages fucking things up.
Give it to me straight, does the game deconfirm the existence of the maker?
>>500596492Does that mean you only played origins and 2
>>500594305You're really consistent about your avatars.
>>500597237Happens when you constantly try to recreate the woman you wish you were.
>>500594305>She/herWe know.
>>500597317Happens when you constantly try to imagine what it would have been loke if things with her had worked out....
>>500597236no, i played inquisition. technically zevran was mentioned in a letter
So from what I've gathered one of your squadmates will always die to Ghilanain (distracting her so that Lucanis can kill her with the dagger), is that true? Or is it determinant on whether or not you completed their questlines? In any case, I'm sending Taash to die. Fuck you Weekes, she will die in agony.
>>500596670>tfw a souls player has 1 hp but they've figured out the boss
>>500597726From what i've seen only ones who can die are black elf and Harding.
>>500571324Any based companions?
this shit has andromeda levels of face animations
>>500597757I may have played some souls, yes. This game unironically fells way clunkier
It's so jarring to just transition from one mission to the next without set up or choice. I can't you can't talk with companions unless they have a scene to prompt. The whole gamification of things is annoying. Level up shops to unlock the gear they have shown that you can't buy yet. Display summaries when decisions occur and end levels with a similar summation that it's finished. It's so bizarre, the series tried it's best to immerse the player before without being inconvenient but Veilguard feels like mobile slop or something.Thank you for listening to my tedtalk.
>>500597797Nah, they can all die. The whole team. I just wondered what determines that and whether it's doing their quests or not like in ME2. I've seen all of them die, Lucanis, Emmrich, etc.
>>500598283I'm doing only the male companion quests then.
>>500598260The game's DNA is GaaS slop.
Veilguard genuinely seems fun. I fell for the bait.
>>500596670God that ogre looks goofy
>>500595667Monster Hunter is only popular in Japan
What in the absolute fuck did Veilguard do to Morrigan?
>>500598508It’s alright so far
>>500594373Meh it's probably going to hit 100000 over the weekend so it's not that bad
>>500596556Gay bear was amusingly enough the least popular along with the nig. It was DORK GOTH PUSSY that had like over 50% of all romances.
>>500598508It's a little clunky on animations but fun enough. Kind of annoying how messy it can be at times visually
>>500598796> Baldur's Gate from literal who Larian gets 800k players>> FUCKING BIOWARE who has won Game of the Year and are extremely known for making Mass Effect AND this is the 4th and anticipated entry of Dragon Age (with DA3 being goty) gets just 100k playersHow can you genuinely think that's not bad lmao.
How do I delete this bitch from the story? I genuinely cannot stand her
I do not enjoy the dialogue
>>500598260The game started off as a live service game called Dreadwolf before being TRANSitioned into the single player Veilguard.
>>500598686I hate how she just shows up as some dude's friend without set up, acknowledgment or discussion. They did her dirty
>>500598175>thus gane feel clunkier>meme armor>99 manities>healing with manitiesok, fag>>500599029no one does
>>500599107Her looks, bro...
>>500599178She's old af, lil broAt least 30
>>500598994Oh jeez it's one of those days haha >My people's gods have returned to enslave us all This writing
>Hehe I didnt expect to meet an ogre today :3 !!!
How bad are the companions beside Trash and the wannabe-Asian twitter elf? If the others are tolerable then may things are salvageable.
>>500599260Her outfit, bro.
>>500598994>It's just one of those days huh
>>500599260She looks young but she should look like Claudia Black tbhon
>>500592425Owlcat cRPGs managed to hit 50k players despite being super niche AA games. I really don't think these numbers are going to be good for EA. People cope with the EA launcher thing, but literally everyone gets EA Play through Steam to benefit from the conveniece on having all games at the same platform.
>>500599260It's been 20 years since the blight in DAO. She like 40 now.
>>500599430>4 titsI'm not complaining
>dragon age: deadnamenow that the dust has settled, what went wrong?
>>500599315>And that ogre's name...>well...>It was...
>>500599606What tits?
>>500598931BG3 is on the same level as Slopguard
>>500599612>most successful Bioware game in 7 yearsok timmy
>>500599029It's just annoying that dialogue choices in this game all feel like small talk. It's like Rook is incapable of having any choices of significance. Every choice is something like "How so?" "What do you mean?" "That's nice" "I get it". It's like the choices are just a button to keep dialogue going rather than actually choosing anything.
>>500599937Only if you have taste.
>>500599937I couldn't get into the first act, it's just random events with no story given to them That said DAV is the same just fast paced
>>500599937BG3 only has 1 slop companion though, Halsin.
>>500599949cope
Holy FUCK the performance is bad
>>500600459>The Blade>Nocontenthara>Chungus MinscAnyway, how does Wyll compare with Davrin?
>>500601150It works fine for me
>>500599937No it isn't. Because BG3 actually allows you to kill annoying characters.
>Isabela self-punish herself for misgendering someoneDid those fuckers even read a summary about returning characters?She is not a nice slutty seawoman but a selfish as fuck pirate that wouldn't hesitate to let a city burn for her crimes to save her own skin.Even when she does come back it was under the belief that Hawke would protect her from consequences of her own actions.Sure she can be a little nice to her close friends but she is also a bitch that is downright cruel even to people she does likes.
>>500601494Read the comic retard
>all this shit we already had the last couple of threadsShow something new!
>>500601494Woah, woah. Letting some people be murdered by the Qunari is one thing.Actively misgendering people is far worse. It's almost as bad as using the n-word
>>500601764Fuck no, I also won't ever read the shitty ME comics
>>500601494Did you play da2?
It's over.
Shoot the wall. Erm what wall
>>500601962No I'm getting this from YouTubers
>>500596567Nah they're the "executors", some dudes that got mentioned once in Inquisition.
>>500598994I feel like she would be cute without that retarded fucking hair
>wow, people REALLY liked Knight Enchanter back in inquisition>holding a staff in one hand and cutting through the enemy with a blade of magic with the other hand, very cool>we've got to bring that back in the next game!>okay, so here's the mage melee weapon>it's a tiny little dagger and you shoot orbs with it>and here's the Spellblade subclass! because we needed to rename "warrior mage" for the third time for some reason!>you throw lightning hawks at people>yep, that's the most "mage with a sword" thing we can think of, throwing lightning hawks at people
So are there any Templars in the game and are they depicted as stupid racist chuds or not?
>>500601223>The BladeWyll has a loving father and is well-respected and has the charm of a brick.
>#1Total Success
The dialogue and interactions are fucking exhausting. So much complaining.
>>500602607We hang out in Tevinter. Templars there are all the gofers for the Magisterium.
The Solas twist was genuinely one of the best bits of Inquisition and they are already ruining it. >>500601494She drowned a whole ship of slaves one by one to escape the navy lol.
How the fuckkkk do i fix the game detecting a controller when i don't have anyyyy ughhhh I CAN'T SELECT DIALOGUE OPTIONS I NEED TO USE 123455
nah man there is so much dialogue and its all shit
>>500602856>We>We>You dumb cunt, kys
I think we've all seen enough hentai to know where this is going...
>>500602856Dialogue options in this game are all pretty much a glorified "proceed" button. I don't think even Fallout 4 was this bad.
>>500602856>Maybe you should'veAnd that's not gonna sound assholish at all in the direct response I bet.
Bellara is in the wrong franchise
ITS THE AGE OF DRAGONS!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!ITS FUCKIN HAPPENING!!!!!
these puzzles were made for the mentally retarded
>>500602856and they're all the same option but worded differently
>>500603982Rook actually shows emotions. I'm impressed
>>500604113Taash prefers to use the term intellectually challenged.
I CAN'T EVEN USE ABILITIES BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING BUGGGGUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
>find some guy>elven village elder/chieftain/woteva>he allegedly asked some outsider eves to go to the town center by his ancient elven Gods>promised buttloads of gold for this>agrees>imedietly invoke the rite of conscription on him >punish him by making him join the grey wardens>joining the most based faction and main protags of DAO is somehow le heckin owning this chudAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT HIDEOUS TRANNY SUPER DEEP OBNOXIOUS VOICE HAHAHAHAHAHHA OH NONONONOO STRAIGHT MEN ARE ATTRACTED TO THIS??? HAHHAHAHA
>>500604113You need to pull a barve. Now.
youtube.com/watch?v=__C6RNOic50
>>500605454Her Va is a real woman (she’s hot) her voice is just mega deep
>>500605165You could cook eggs on your PC.
oh lord... those faces...
>>500605454Her hips tho
>>500605454I'm bi and her voice is attractive as fuck.
>>500606143Biscum are not a real sexuality lmao. You're an heteroid and the fact that your heteroid ass finds her and the tranny voice attractive shows me what a lonely incel you are hahahaha
Honestly Bellara seems to be the only character whose voice I can't stomach. Everyone else is pretty good.
Veilguard is pretty good actually, it's so hilarious it gets the turdrigins retarded autists so fucking triggered,coping and seething. even asmonfag said it was okay.
>>500606301Ok Farquaad
>>500606329I wish she was Welsh or Brit ish instead of Californian.
>>500606353>even asmonfag said it was okay.I hate it now. That guy is a fag.
>>500606353dialogue is really bad and the combat is stale
>>500605781Who fucking told me to kill myself when I suggested this? I was fucking right, spoilers belowif you’re up on your DAO lore, you can realize when you first see her bc she’s wearing the flemeth crown and/or she calls herself the witch of the wilds, which flemeth did in DAO
>>500606540I don’t know how he blew up, he’s a right wing chud who lives in filth and even looks like a loser
the maker isn't real chuds
dear god the dialogue takes forever
>>500606846>right wing>supports IL
>>500606665Yeah, I noticed. So I guess she won in the end? No idea what happened with her in Inquisition. Also, I started playing DA2 for the first time and she is weirdly hot for a granny.
>>500607107She was always best girl.
>>500607013I actually wish characters would just stop talking. They have nothing important to say and yet they won't stfu.
>>500573883They also ruined Morrigan like I knew they would
>>500607187Hawke's mom is hot too. I guess Bioware had a thing for grannies.
>>500606665Flemeth is still dead, Mythal was the one jumping bodies and she went into Morrigan now. She doesn't actually rewrite the host like Morrigan thought she did in DAO.
>>500607640But that would mean Mythal is Andraste
>>500607791it's all elvesnothing else matters
>>500607107what happened in inquisition is irrelevant now, even if what happened was mythal possibly having a hold on her. I kinda hate how morrigan’s big fear in origins was chucked away like “whoopsie I was wrong I get to keep being myself and have a lot of knowledge, no downsides” vs the sinister implications. It feels lazy, it doesn’t feel good.
Smooth brains would enjoy this game.
>>500607640The one big thing I remembered about morrigan from origins is now toothless and neutered. I wanted it to happen, yes, but not in a “no consequences, yay” way. I like morrigan but her actively being rewritten would have made more sense
>>500608075But enough about BG3
> now my save file won't loadthis game is just utter fucking shit isn't it?
>>500608178You might want to check and make sure the carrier pigeons in your hard drive didn't burn to death
>>500608178No, its perfectly fine. You just built the bookcase wrong.
>>500608178Works fine on my laptop
>>500571324where da free copy at
>>500607908I really need to catch up. I wish I bought at Gamestop Inquisition back in 2020 before the lockdowns like I did with the rest of series.
>>500608164I don't know why people are comparing this to BG3. They just made a true RPG where you can roleplay as a degenerate groomer. But you can also keep your women nude in camp while seig heiling satan. They made a role-playing game. This one just insists you love tranny bullish at every turn.
>>500605781>morrigan got got by the old crone after all this time>everything in the previous games bad that happened was the plot of demons or something, not people making bad choiceswith unfailing accuracy, the new age writer working on sequels no one asked for manages to retroactively ruin the previous installments
>>500605453Being a warden so suck, because you're literally on borrowed time. They're also bitches to anything that can control the taint.
>>500608557>being a bad person =/= roleplaying
>>500608317>he’s still actually seething
So why exactly is it giving me a CTD just from trying to connect online?
>>500608103I'm actually surprised the Morrigan wankery continues even after Gaider left.
>>500608670I don’t expect everything to be 100% consistent across this many years but the Veilguard writing reeks of “they didn’t care, they did whatever they wanted” maybe they used some of the original team’s ideas but nothing has any weight behind it. The secret ending stinger isn’t intriguing, it’s insulting
>>500607908Fits with the rest of this game desu
>>500608178It sounds like your pc is actually dying my dude.
>>500608991Turns out having choices factor into roleplaying
>>500608980>Asmongold coming out as trannyThat wasn't in my bingo card, but alright
>>500608557BG3 is everything wrong with modern western fantasy
>>500608980>press the tranny button>it makes you a tranny>wtf I’m a tranny
>>500608980that's not...an actual dialogue option, right?
>>500605781Ok do I have to play the old games to enjoy this shit?
> it's another Dragon age game in which companions have top tier high quality unique skin textures and cool haircuts while the player has npc low rez texture and npc hairstyleI will never understand why they make fucking companions look cooler than the VERY PROTAGONIST OF THE GAME
>>500609231BG3 was a fantastic game, cope with that however you wish snowflake
>>500609231Actually, that's Veilguard. BG3 has its flaws, but at least you can roleplay in the way you want to. Meanwhile you can't even call a cunt 'cunt' because being rude is bad.
>>500609213>>500608980hehe
>>500609351If you played the old games you would be raging at how hard they're raping the lore
>>500608992I'm not that guy I just thought you were both pathetically funny kek
>>500609231>BG3>talk to companion>plot, lore and worldbuilding>DA4>tall to heckin' enbie friend>hey, are you trans? i'm also trans!
>>500609142WHAT DOES MY PC HAVE TO DO WITH HOW GARBAGE THE GAME IS?IT DOESN'T FUCKING DETECT MOUSE AND KEYBOARD FORCING ME TO SKIP ALL TUTORIAL AND BUGGING THE GAME. I CAN'T USE FUCKING SKILLS. And Bioware solution "Oh you must have a laptop and must have something plugged, unplug it!!" DDE HOW CAN I PLAY WITHOUT MY UNPLUGGED MOUSE AND KYEBOARD YOU STUPID BITCH DIE DIE DIE.And now my most recent saves after i was forced to skip tutorial because FUCKING KEYBOARD CAN'T SELECT THE STUPID SKILL SINCE THERE'S NO MOUSE everything gets buggedWhat a shitty release.
>Loghain did literally NOTHING WRONG
>>500608980How does this even happen. It shouldnt be easy to accidentally trans yourself. Is he just retarded or was it really that easy to click the wrong buttons?
>>500609180Not really. I don't feel limited by the choices at all. Just be a good person. Writers shouldn't try to accommodate bad people.
https://dragonage.fandom.com/wiki/ExecutorsHere's the ultimate masterminds of everything that ever happened in the dragon age setting btw
>>500609556grey warden bucks.... we have been broken.... sound... the retreat....
>you can't just buy a game and not know it's awful within 2 hours of playing it. Those reviews don't count. Only people who like the game should be able to review it. The absolute state of steam now
>>500609503>>BG3>>talk to companion>>plot, lore and worldbuilding> Approach Karlach>> God i want to ride you so fucking hard until you see stars> Approach Wyll>> Wanna dance ballet with me?> Approach Lae'zel>> We are going to have sex. WHAT? YOU SAID NO TO ME? DIE THEN. DIE! YOU WILL DREAM ABOUT ME! ASSHOLE!!!Amazing world building. I love hearing all about Gale being such a mary sue lvl 1 wizard he has sex with literal gods.
>>500609646He’s doing it as engagement bait. The button says “this means you’re trans” and he clicked it despite loudly complaining about “woke”
>77.77%Chudbros, we are losing. It will be 88.14% tomorrow
>>500609769The Pokemon?
>>500609646It's probably like those Dragon Age 2 people that insisted the game forced them to have gay sex with Anders even though to have gay sex with Anders you need to pick the HUGE HEART SHAPED OPTIONS at every turn, kiss him, agree to have him in your house, and then agree to sex.
>>500572875yes
>>500609769>dollar store Ascians
I still can't get over Harding>reddit says they kind of like her>Bioware suddenly starts buckling at the knees>"F-fan favorite? Fav Fanorite? FAN FAVO?!?!?!">"YES SIR MR REDDIT WE WILL MAKE HER ROMANCEABLE AND SHE WILL FUCK SERA IF YOU DON'T FUCK HER AND SHE IS GAY AND ALSO A PERFECT LITTLE MUFFIN">stick her in veilguard as the premiere companion>dial her freckles up to 11>give her dwarf magic, because that's a thing now I guess, because she needs to be THE BIGGEST MARY SUE POSSIBLE BECAUSE REDDIT LIKES HER SQUEEEEE
Any romance like my boy Fenris in this game?
>>500610074>AND SHE WILL FUCK SERA IF YOU DON'T FUCK HER AND SHE IS GAY AND ALSO A PERFECT LITTLE MUFFIN"That was Dagna. The other redhead dwarf. Harding is the scout with Liara voice. Dagna is the autistic dwarf from DA:O who wanted to be a mage.
>>500610074>give her dwarf magicThey gave it to her?? I remember that shit from Descent, she wasn't even a part of it
>>500609892Yeah but I learned about the world while they all raped me. Swenkino
>>500610157No one in this game is as sexy as fenris
>>500609892>click romance option>WTF WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING???
>>500610326Sadge....
And we are sinking...
>>500610438>be polite to halsin in camp during the party>he acts like I was trying to jump on his bear dick for the next 2 conversations
>>500610508ITS NOT EVEN AMERICAN HOURS YET JUST WAIT
>>500610438no, it used to be like this
>>500610508stop the count... STOP THE COUNT
I'm glad they decided to remove choice importI can just discard any future game as canon from O-II-I without any issue thanks to that.Just need to do something like headcanon that the Inquisitor stabbed Solas right then and there to give the series closure.
>>500593869Why did they put Isabela in but not Fenris
>>500610552Weren't we all though
>>500610738Honestly I’m doing the same. Big ending spoilersone of the endings is stabbing solas anyway
>>500610589And he showed you a magic trick with the weave and you could tell him no when he tried to kiss you and that was that. People didn't like it originally because your response to it was "ok lets kiss", "I don't mind kissing you", "Fuck off you faggot before I bash your skull in".People wanted to let him down gently so they changed the dialogue a bit.
>>500610438Click romance option? I'm fucking gay i did nothing but ask questions to Karlach and was never fucking nice to her.I go to sleep and she starts flirting and in the most gross way possible. And even your rejection options are "Aww i'm sorry :(" type rather than fuck off. You're very dishonest pretending companions don't throw themselves at you after you say just hi, kys.
>>500610212Why wouldn’t other dwarves get it? It was obviously going to happen
So what do the 3 inquisition choices actually affect?
>>500610003>Delete all negative reviews>Look were winning!
>>500610862I find it funny how better the tricking solas ending is compared to the actual 'good' ending
>>500610939if you romanced solas, in the best ending he and the inquisitor go off to the fade to be elven gods and that’s the big one.
>people are talking about BG3 during a new dragon age releaseyeah its over
>>500610589I played on release and the choices to reject him were super obvious.
>>500610508Lol wtf, only 70K peak for triple a game? Freakin Last Epoch was like 250k. Jesus.
>>500611046I hate how cartoonishly evil he is in the trick ending but I think he repents far too much in the good ending, he would die before doing that, I’d have had his ending being mortal instead but what do I know
Solavellan justice
>>500611013most of the positive reviews are shitting on the game though
>>500611230Yeah that's interesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wj-lsggfeJYIt's overEven wokefags don't find this game good
>>500611209All that discourse ten years ago about predatory relationship and age gap bad and it was the only relevant romance in Veilguard lol
>>500611365I never saw people argue that for Solavellan
got any retardedly OP builds for origins? gonna do a new playthrough before i start veilguard
>>500611058That's actually sweet. Solas romancers are the biggest femcels in the world so i'm happy for them, they deserve fictional love and a fictional happy ending because in life nobody will ever ever love them.
>>500611365Fuck Bioware for that honestly. The lack of imported choices is pure bullshittery.
>>500611498I saw it pretty regularly on, surprise surprise, tumblr, from people who hated solas
>>500571324Does anyone have any good preset combination for female customizations yet, or is this another "wait for the mods to fix it"? Because holy FUCK are the model defaults ugly as all hell.
>>500611603I only saw people argue if Solas was asexual (which cringe)
>>500611058what about disbanding/keeping the inquisition? what about if you romanced someone like Cass?
>>500611568t-thanks
>>500611559Most builds in Origins eventually become retardedly OP. The classic is Blood Mage/Arcane Warrior/Battlemage but I like Templar/Champion/Spirit Warrior which gets the same amount of invincibility with less CC
why everyone so ugly, I want some pawgs roaming about
>>500609892did you seriously lose to lae'zel
>>500611691Those are equitable models. There's no way the developers would allow for them to be changed. Just like how you can't role play as somebody other than a rabid pride ally.
>>500610781>no NTR-man in Veilguardwasted opportunity
>>500611568Sometimes you just want to see the player character fall in love with the villain and get betrayed over it. It added a nice layer to the story but I still had my lavellan break up with him, barefaced after she let him take her cultural touchstone from her, the slave marks. But there were far too many uwu I want to see them get married types. So…thank you?
>>500611841im incredibly retarded at creating builds and i always get anally reamed at redcliffe so figured id ask, ill just go with arcane warrior i think
>>500611691You have to work hard to get a cute girl. Be careful a lot of the skin complexions have 5 o clock shadow.
>>500611907lae´zel was a well written character tbqh
>>500611907I killed all female companions
>>500611790At the time the rationale for no sex scene was the knowledge that a lot of the player base would flip shit if there was a thousand year plus age gap, call it predatory, etc. so you could imagine one or not. Removing face tattoos leaves more of a lasting impression than dick inside, they went on to write taash so fuck knows what happened to their sense.
>>500611940Aren't the companions supposed to bang each other
>>500612143>kill all female companions>canon dragonborn durge>male dream guardianPlaying the way Swen intended
>>500612232Yes but only after you don’t romance them, so it’s not a competition
>>500612015It's been an hour and the best i could do was make her look Jewish.the fucking triangular face morph mesh is such a hindrance, the person designing these presets NEEDS to be fucking shot.
>>500612143John Baldur?And the Dark Urge?
>>500612158>would flip shit if there was a thousand year plus age gapI just thought Bioware was lazy and it would have made Solas seem like a scumbag to hit and it and quit it. The age gap never bothered me. >theyTrash is Patrick’s self insert or something.
>>500612143>>500612283Fucking the true form of the dream companion or you’re a coward. I haven’t laughed that hard at a game in years
>>500612307It's always a competition. All the women belong to me.Men too btw
>Mythal really was AndrasteNot even surprised that they made sure to shit on the Christianity like religion and confirm it was not real.
>>500612378Or that. Solas wasn’t even going to be a romance option until Patrick wrote the whole thing for free. Unfortunately, Taash’s entire character being nothing but “I am nonbinary” makes me wonder if they can still write, because I can understand writing your struggles, they look like a judgmental asshole the entire game
>>500612503Unironically I like Ashley to begin with in ME but now I romance her every run because I didn't like the idea of her ending up with Beefslab Largechunk
>>500612649“Andraste was a mage” was a DAO lore highlight and they made it about elves. A fucking gain. And I say this as someone who plays an elf when given the option
>only 20k more players than a year old gamewhat happened to the #1 best seller thing
The Maker was an elf
>>500612649I don't understand your outrage. Elves (not the modern city gyppos and Dalish hobos) are the original White people.
>>50061299120k and dropping
>>500612991a-all the euros are s-sleeping! once they wake up i-its over for you c-chuds!!!1
Wait, so it's all elves?
BROOOI GET DAI WAS A DECADE OLD SO THIS GAME WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR NEW PEOPLEBUT THE WAY EXPOSITION WORKS IS BEYOND FUCKING DISGUSTING WHO WROTE THIS GARBAGE?> Walk by Mural>> Wikipedia type explanation for no reason at allDude, just tell people to play the rpevious games and fuck off, don't make oldfags have toput up with this shit, i don't wanna hear characters that already know about the plot explain it like a toddler.
>>500612991Halloween is happening, normies are all at parties.
>>500613119I like to keep religion in character.It really hurts my enjoyment from role-playing as an andrastian when they come out and kill the mystery in universe.Same way that the dalish reveals killed my fun while playing as one.
gay elves from outerspace
>>500612991Yeah it really doesn't matter how much fraud is going on with the reviews, this sold like a ass. Bioware is done.
I can already see the people spamming the steam chart when in few weeks BG3 will still have around 100k characters during the week end and Veilguard is going to be around 20k
>>500613242It was all part of the mystery niggas plan actually
can't believe the wokegenders finally drove bioware to 41%...pour one out for yet another studio that will be shuttered by EA
>>500613935quick rundown?
>>500613935Sound...
>>500614427There's a 30 second sequence at the end of the game that explains some mystery niggas were behind everything that happened in DAO, DA2 and DAI and even other important things like the magisters going into the golden city.
Are there any other cameos from old characters
>>500614661Bravo bioware
>>500614661now thats writing baby
What are the odds of day one patch tomorrow to fix all the garbage this round?I NEED MY FUCKING KEYBOARD AND MOUSEEEEEEE
>>500614661>and then at the end of DA5, there was another cult behind that cult!
>>500615019how is is that devs are able to fix so much shit day one yet can't in the month prior to release?
>>500614661No shit, they created Archdemons as a tool to oppress BIPOC
>be Loghain>want to unite the country peacefully>want to support the Grey Wardens to keep lands safe from the darkspawn>mysterious negro appears>CAILAN BAD GREY WARDEN BAD POLITICAL ASSASSINATION AND COUP GOOD>his words warp your mindLohgain did NOTHING WRONG.
So which class feels most fun?
>>500615591bipoc
>>500615701
>>500615591unironically doesnt matter they all feel the same
>>500571324why do the females look very unfeminine in this game with nonexistent hips and broad shoulders
>>500615591They are all melee.They all use magic (somehow)I like Warrior becuase it makes sense for the cutscenes in which you beat people.
>>500615930You already know the reason and the people here get mad when you ask questions like this
>>500615930Bellara's hips very much exist.
>>500615930They have no boobs either. I think it threatens trans women
You all need to barve
>>500615951Did they pull the ME3 special?No matter your class you will always be an incompetent soldier during cutscenes?
executors stole my bike
>>500615930Social equity. This game is designed around real life politics, not good game design or a good narrative.
>>500616113>hips for breeding>the baby will be a hapa helfMaker save us...
>>500616416Yes.The game outright begins with your character beating up a bunch of magisters in a fist fight.The fact that a rogue throws punches rather than stab or a mage doesn't use magic and instead PUNCHES people is wild
>>500616785The Maker was an elf, your child will be fine
>>500616827STOP NOTICING THINGS
>>500616857>childThe asian elf doesn't have sex
>>500616827fist fights are cool
>>500617196I wonder if they were worried about an Asian woman being fetishized
The lgbt shit is just a smokescreen to hide how they destroyed every piece of lore they could get their grubby hands on.
>>500617229>>500617229>>500617229
>rook is just some guy who varric and harding decided to bring along at some point>you have a one note backstory that is literally nothing, and varric almost sounds pained as even he has to pretend to care about it for all of one lineman, remember back when this game had ORIGINS? even Hawke's fucking family is preferable to this. EVEN INQUISITION'S CHOSEN ONE MAGIC HAND MACGUFFIN IS PREFERABLE TO THIS.
>>500609373>>500609389>>500609503>Just because one thing is bad means the other is goodNope. I've been hating on BG3 since EA and I will hate it forever. DA: V being bad doesn't change that nor did I imply it did.
