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Allies edition

>Stuff
1d6chan: https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/Total_War:_Warhammer/Tactics
Roll Charts: https://imgur.com/a/81snQma

>Total War: Warhammer III
Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1142710/
Patch 5.3 mechanical changes: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/34-total-war-warhammer-iii-patch-5-3-0
Patch 5.3 balance changes: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/forums/7-patch-notes-amp-announcements/threads/7586-total-war-warhammer-iii-patch-5-3-0-battle-balance-details?page=1

>Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties
Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2951630
Pharaoh Hotfix 2.0.2: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-pharaoh/blogs/31-total-war-pharaoh-dynasties-patch-notes-2-0-2
Concept Art: https://twitter.com/totalwar/status/1829541017567256915

>Older Titles
Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/franchise/TotalWar-Official/

Heroic victory: >>500781027
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Glottkin soon, maggots.
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based earlythreadfaggot cucking the drillrat
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Thanquol soon, friends!
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>mfw I see how badly turin nerfed everything that is fun in the hame
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>>500973270
the discussion last thread actually gave me the idea to use a classic drawfag image but cucking the ratfag is a nice bonus
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Bretonnia news?
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>>500973270
>based earlythreadfaggot cucking the drill-ACK
Squirefaggot gets the drill
His elf whore gets the rat cock
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>>500973741
Bretonnia rework coming in 2025. Competing with the Kislev rework.
Green Knight is confirmed to be getting updated.
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>>500973762
what is your obsession with seething at squire?
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>>500973762
>he's mad
kek
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>>500973762
>filename
You aren't the guy.
Imposter.
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>>500974026
It's him, after the first image got it's MD5 banned by jannies, he used this variant with that file name
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i like the spartmans
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>>500974154
Arbaal is 90% likely to be the FLC and he is not a Daemon.
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>>500973223
I would have been totally rekt if it wasnt for Longmas and celestial wizard on a moonbird. Fun battle tho. Cathay grand cannons have the best sound effect.
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>Grave Guard (Halberds)
It only took them a decade. Thank you.
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Where is my Slann Cataclysm spells!
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>>500973901
Not that guy but it is funny how no one was asking squiretrannies what their obsession was when they were shitting up the general a few months back.
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Teams that are working on Warhammer 3:
CA Horsham: Main DLC team
CA Sofia: Secondary DLC team
CA Almost Nuked by SEGA: Interim patch team
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>>500975580
>no one was asking squiretrannies what their obsession was
elf pussy, thought that was obvious
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>>500975264
You're welcome
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>>500974690
What is he, VCounts?
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>>500975614
5 unpaid interns on each team.
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>>500975614
where medieval 3 team
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>>500975743
Khorne.
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>>500975580
because they weren't schizophrenics and most people didn't mind the meme since it was pretty chill, unlike ratfaggotry
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>>500975580
>Not that guy
X
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>>500975650
Considering all the squiretranny posts revolve around another man fucking elves I'm fairly sure it's more to do with cuckholding.
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So trailer tomorrow or tuesday?
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>>500976512
Ratfag you're trying too hard, stick to drillposting.
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>>500976232
>it was pretty chil
You had at least 5 faggots every thread spamming the same unfunny shit, if you're obsessed with hating ratfags just say that, no need to defend other shitposting faggots by saying they are better because you like them more.
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>>500976543
Rumour was the 7th which would be Thursday. Only tell will tell, my friend.
We are also due another dev chat with the boys.
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>>500975580
You are that guy and no one else cares about the shit you're mindbroken by.
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>>500976680
Not a ratfag, I'm an actual poster that wishes every flavor of shitposting faggot gets banned, just funny to see how other shitposters always whataboutism with ratfags to defend their own shitposting.
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>>500976543
most likely thursday with teaser or dev shit tuesday
>>500976685
not really you're exaggerating, the general doesn't hate them like you are trying to force, it even got voted into the /twg/ divegrass team
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>>500976747
I'm going to hope for trailer tomorrow and on thursday we get a faction blog. Release on 28th and first week of dec for patching big bugs.
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Ignore the obvious ratfag trying to force thread drama and post your final predictions for what the unrevealed units will be before The Creative Assembly blesses us with the trailer.
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>>500977531
The ones from the chinese leak.
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>trailer
b-b-bwat? I was sure it'd take at least another month before we'd hear of that
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>>500973049
Bros...I want to be a humble empire lad going on whacky adventures. Going around the old world with a helf tagging along, fighting gayos and barely survivng and eventually getting the elf to addmit she actually likes tagging along with a mere human and teasing her about it without mercy. Trying to show her the merits of using gunpowder.
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>>500977716
Trailer will certainly be in November. DLC could release in early December at the latest.
Prepare yourself.
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>>500977531
I bet the first model/unit we see in the trailer will be Greenskin related.
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>>500976512
>another man fucking elves
citation needed
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>>500977531
>everyone I don't like is a ratfag
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Lihgend o Tutuh Wah tehld meh thath Theh Crihativ Asehmblay vill cohhlapse an deh DLCH vill get chancelled jus lihke HHyneahs whenh he wus rihdin meh aron in meh wheehlhl chair in the phark as I wus phrechan to him abhat mah atheisht gamer steam grhoups.
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>>500978027
Are you a Bretonnian squire from Warhammer Fantasy?
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>>500977531
Leofric Carrard FLC.
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>>500978287
Threadly reminder Volound lost his legs because he tried to lift Legend out of his chair
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>>500978287
>mah atheisht gamer steam grhoups.
I thought that was a shitpost but I checked out his steam: https://steamcommunity.com/id/Volound/groups/
lol
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>>500978287
Wait, volound is an atheist dog?
Unsubscribed, astaghfirullah.
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>>500978583
>Wait, volound is an atheist
Bro..he's an open tankie communist and the general has talked about him being such for years...so yeah the guy who adheres to an extremely anti-religious ideology isn't religious, big surprise ain't it?
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>volound has a girl spamming his steam comments with ASCII art
No fucking wonder /twg/ hates him, he has more interactions with women than 99% of the general.
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>>500978990
reading karl marx to uni slags has that effect
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>>500978990
volound is gay IRL, so he doesn't care
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>>500979251
Do you think Volound and Legend ever kissed? Like as a joke? Hahaha.....
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>>500978985
Not a real tankie
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>>500970617
campaign players barely even engage with the battle part of the game so it shouldn't affect them.

>>500971381
how is making the game more balanced ruining single player experience? the game is more fun when varied army comps are viable instead of making retarded doomstacks. the only thing mpfags do wrong is think that one dimensional meme factions like corn and slanny are supposed to be viable and keep nerfing blimps because they are have no way to deal with them.

>>500972678
better balance makes more units viable. if spfags had their way they wouldn't use anything but tier 1 spearmen with campaign buffs stacked to be unbreakable and have 100 melee stats and tier 1 archers with 400 range and infinite ammo. look at how people cried just for making hochland scopes not stack. or look at how legend does the exact same thing in every single stream no matter what faction he is playing.
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>>500973049
Artist name??
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>>500978985
He's also a vegetarian and gets really mad at people who eats meat and calls you a carnist
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>>500979961
Hundredmice
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>>500979938
Stop trying to argue with these retards, they will cry about multiplayer whenever given the chance.
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>>500979938
>if legend does it so does every other campaign player
Why are mpfags like this?
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>>500980563
That dog is so impossibly cute
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>>500979961
he's a homegrown drawfag. i think someone mentioned a twitter at one point but i can't remember
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>>500980629
Shut up tranny
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>>500979938
>better balance
Is that why the already insanely strong rot knights were buffed even further this patch? For balance? So that the game is harder?
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>>500980681
His proportions are dogshit.
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>>500980719
Trannies hate cute things though
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>>500973049
Starting a new Attila campaign. Any suggestions who to play as?
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>>500980894
Fate of all """draw"""fags.
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>>500980952
Langobards.
Braise Wodan.
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>>500980719
>hating dogs
Dont worry, Ind soon, then your country won't be thought of as a continental disgrace, saar
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>>500980681
elf PUSSY
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>>500981431
The Langs are the biggest assholes in attila I feel like. Good pick though. VH or legendary?
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>Legend just released a video entitled 'A Staunch Line Of Spears'
OUR GUY *clap clap clap*! OUR GUY *clap clap clap*!
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>>500980952
There is only one answer and you already know it.
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>>500981617
>NOT BREEDABLE
But the beastmen can knock her up. Bros, this is so unfair
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>>500982023
>Legend just
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>>500982050
Have no idea who that is, looks like a mod?
And other lad already gave me the Langs.
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>>500980952
karl franz
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>>500982349
Attila HD: Fall of Rome. I think it gotten taken off the workshop to be reworked at some point but I still have it thanks to smods.
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>>500977768
We should have a WFRP game.
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>>500977768
Why such a long face?
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>>500982640
>Attila HD: Fall of Rome
So thats a mod? Not a faction
>>500982397
not in attila

Lot of autism so far
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>>500983616
It's a mod that reskins the WRE. I was telling you to play the WRE. How do you not recognize Roman walls?
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>>500978314
Yes.
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Been nolifing TWW3 for a couple months now and every time I think I'm getting burned out it drags me back in, was going to quit it for real this time but now I'm thinking about trying the Sisters again and seeing if I can make it work this time. Why can't I quit this shitty fucking game?
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>>500983791
>It's a mod that reskins the WRE
how do I know that nig?
>I was telling you to play the WRE
You didnt actually say that nig
>How do you not recognize Roman walls?
Just because a picture has "roman" walls doesnt mean thats actually what youre saying nig especially because its a mod so who fucking knows. Take your meds and realize mods like that are for redditors cause that mod looks retarded. No roman would have a mustache like that.
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>>500977716
Let them be high on copium anon.
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>>500983335
Elves women birth canal is very narrow (ask your local Slaanesh cult) so elves babies head can't be big and round.
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>>500976512
>another man fucking elves
Considering your Bladesinger waifu was not a virgin and is at least centuries old, yeah there is good chance she was already visited by another man.
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>>500984198
>No roman would have a mustache like that.
At this point in history beards were back in style and that's putting aside the fact that most of the scholae were barbarians. The base game uses germanic skins with beards for a lot of the WRE units too. If you can't tell some kino Romans just from a screenshot even when modded (such as by the jeweled ridge helmet) you don't deserve to play their game. Uninstall it now.
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>>500984578
Their heads are conical, which explains the helmets.
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>>500985015
A beard and a mustache are not the same thing you dumb nigger and no roman would have that jeweled helmet either especially considering multiple barbarian factions have helms like that. Again when using a faggot reddit mod like that anything historical accuracy goes out the window so theres no way anyone could know who that is. East shit and realize no one gives a fuck about that faggy mod. Langs here I come.
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Can you cool it with the racism? Thanks.
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>>500985015
Look at all of those Triarii.
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>>500985287
>and no roman would have that jeweled helmet either
>when using a faggot reddit mod like that anything historical accuracy goes out the window
Jesus Christ you're retarded. Now I'm serious, uninstall the game. You have no right to play it.
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>>500985684
idiot im talking about in the game, in the game. The vanilla romans have nothing like that. Other factions do, so therefore from my pov theres no way for me to discern from that image who that was you absolute fucking shithead
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>>500983979
Kek
Saved
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>open thread
>ctrl+f
>'volound'
>0 results
>close thread
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>>500983979
Of course Squire would like M2. It's trash just like him.
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>>500985865
The Roman Expedition faction literally has such a helmet in the vanilla game, Belisarius is wearing it on the faction selection screen for The Last Roman. Once again, delete the game. You're done.
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Ok ratfag now you're really getting desperate
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>>500986105
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>>500986085
>he Roman Expedition faction literally has such a helmet in the vanilla game, Belisarius is wearing it on the faction selection screen for The Last Roman
I only play the Grand campaign because im not a homosexual. A sign of autism is the inability to place yourself in another persons shoes and assuming that just because you have done/know something then everyone else must as well. take your meds and go back to your mods that no one gives a shit about.
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Legend said that you don't have to have even ever played total war to be a total war fan....
>Legend said
I know
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>>500986278
I mean... it's true. Some people just like to watch.
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>>500986268
A sign of autism is also the inability to tell that a mod called Attila HD: Fall of Rome is simply a reskin for Rome by the title. What else would a mod with HD and Rome in the title fucking be. Enjoy the Langobards dude, at least they're a comfy faction.
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>>500983979
All it's missing is his Tedpilled elf playing with him
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>>500986513
>A sign of autism is also the inability to tell that a mod called Attila HD: Fall of Rome is simply a reskin for Rome by the title
AGAIN how do I know that? thats called prior knowledge you fucking retard. I didnt know it was a mod in the first place, and I didnt know thats all said mod did. AGAIN you did, I did not you autistic fucking imbecile.
>What else would a mod with HD and Rome in the title fucking be
AGAIN the same exact thing. Didnt know it was a mod, didnt know that mods title, didnt know what the mod did you fucking puzzle piece. You might as well show that same image to a 4 year old and this conversation would play out the exact same way because you cant understand that just because you know something doesnt mean every other person does.
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>>500986513
>>500986906
would you two kiss already
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>>500986906
Jesus play the game already and stop responding to me faggot
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>>500986278
I went for long periods before late WW2 and then up until I bought WW3 well after the Chorfs (I deleted WH2 when 3 came out) just watching Legend, Turin, Heir, Lionheart and even some of the streamers who suck at the game like Janet and Monsters, and Ilitch who can't speak English for shit. I guess that shows a certain love of the content, no?

Now all I do is play 1 Chorf campaign every 3 months. Literally haven't played any other race in 3 except 2 turns as Orion.
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>>500986732
All it's missing is her taking miles of black cock in every hole as the little squiretranny cuck watches with his limbs broken as his elf waifu becomes a black baby factory.
The pathetic Bret baby gets crushed in the womb by Tyrone's mega cock and gets replaced by one of the billions of black sperm she will take in.
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>introduce friends to total war
>they end up planning and doing like a like multiplayer getogether to play campaign in a group
>they don't invite me
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>mutt hours
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>>500987127
They know you're too good at the game.
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Didn't you used to be able to rotate character models in the details screen? I seem to have forgotten how to. Halp!
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>>500987185
European tries not to mention Americans, any%
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>>500987126
... and the rockets red glare
The bombs bursting in aaair
Gave proof throoough the niiight
That our flag was still there
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>>500987215
Mod
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It's over
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These are my Total War games.
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>>500987004
>>500987031
Im done, having dinner than going to play for a few hours before I go to sleep because unfortunately I have to go to my job in the morning since im not autistic.
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>>500987564
Shit taste
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>>500973762
>Squirefaggot gets the dril-ACK
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>>500985391
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>Legend just showed me that there's a battle realism mode is optional when I've been playing on legendary by mistake for the last 60 turns and seething over the camera and lack of a minimap
Croikey, is he our bloke or what?
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What is the likely DLC roadmap for 2025?
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>>500988212
>Legend just
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>>500987127
I had a feel like that once, it's just because you're too good or experienced at the game.
Have you ever, as a newbie, played a competitive game like a moba or something with a friend who lives the game? It's like that but in Total War you have to fight that guy.
Try not to take it personally.
Or take it personally because unless they somehow found 8 people, there is literally no reason to not invite you, they secretly hate you and you should find new friends, or better yet, play modded singleplayer, the way CA intended.
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>>500988360
I'll have none of this. Legend is based and redpilled, even though he was diddled by a priest.
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Legend is a retard.
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>>500988486
>>500988562
>Legend is
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>>500988668
>I Am Legend
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>>500988893
>he is legend
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1 Are we still expecting the next TWW3 DLC this year?
2. On the easiest battle difficulty in campaign Thrones of decay which one of the 3 (4 if you count the new free Legendary Lord) playable factions what you say is the easiest to win the quest battles and campaignIn the Realm of Chaos ?( I've been spending a few months trying to get the check marks on all the quest battles but at the moment my mods for that need an update so I'll figure you one of these while I wait for the mods update)
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>>500988668
LEGALIZE LEGEND LOVE! LEGEND LOVE IS NOT A SIN! LEGENDBTQ+ SISTERS WW@? In fact, we should hold a Legend Week once per year during the fallow months when we discuss nothing but Legend content and Legend strats! WHO'S WITH ME?
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>>500975773
It would seem that CA are making it now. I'm guessing SEGA stepped on some throats. Did you see how ubisoft had that letter addressed to the commission arguing that they're allowing their IP to flounder and be forgotten? Sega will be thinking the same thing
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>>500989351
Yes!!!
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Lords that we really want to see:
Nagash
Thanquol
Yin Yin
Ghark Ironskin
Dechala
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>>500989607
I only want Yin Yin and only because she sounds like she might be cute.
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Thanquol never. Legend said so.
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>>500988359
>the roadmap
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>>500989607
NEFERATA
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>>500989845
>Don't care about Aqua
>Imagine Yin Yin as Aqua in a funny outfit
>Suddenly love Yin Yin
Why am I like this?
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>>500989160
What the easiest battle difficulty in campaign Thrones of decay which one of the 3 (4 if you count the new free Legendary Lord) playable factions what you say is the easiest to win the quest battles and campaign In the Realm of Chaos ?
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Hear me out: focus trees mod in Warhammer. Yea? Nay?
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>>500990156
probably tam
source: my ass
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>>500989607
>wanting to see more Cathay
NO! Call me up when Cathayan units wear eyeliner and have piles of skulls on their hats and all of their LL's might be Tzeentch cultists! Until then, I will not play your Warcraft expy race!
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Total War games that many of us demand:
Rome 3
Medieval 3
Warhammer 40k
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>>500990276
Idk what that means, what do you mean by that?
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>>500990457
Rome 3? That's just you. WWI is demanded much more often.
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Total War games that we all demand:
Shogun 3, with China and Korea
Empire 2, start date 1600 end date 1900
Muhammad Total War
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Total War lists that were solicited:
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>>500991075
But the list is empty...
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>>500991075
Total War lists that were solicited:
List of all Total War Lists that were solicited
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>>500990949
>Shogun
I can NOT care

just give me XIX century
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What if they made an alternate history game, one where you can have Rome fight China or something
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>gunmanii shittalking nipmanii
lol
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>>500991541
That is where we are going once CA is done with Games Workshop.
Total War: Age of Mythology
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>>500973049
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
FUCK YOU WOODELVES AND YOUR 420 NOSCOPE BULLSHIT!
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Total War factions that are Mortal Foools and whose cities will be razed to the ground:
Empire
Bretonnia
Dwarfs
High Elves
Grand Cathay
Kislev
Lizardmen
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>>500973762
Even the beastmen don't like the rats, remember that.
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>>500991852
JUST AS PLANNED
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What is better than 1 Total War: Warhammer trilogy?
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>>500992124
Rats are beastmen, just another flavor of unsightly Chaos mutant to be put down.
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>>500991445
Is 1600-1900 not good enough?
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Post your 5 favorite TW Warhammer (1-3) factions. I wanna check something.
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Total Wars where you spit on that thang:
Total War: Hawk Tuah!
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>>500992335
1. Nurgle
2. Kislev
3. Slaanesh
4. High Elves
5. Dwarfs
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>Tzeentch barriers encourage hit-and-run tactics
>Barriers get downed really quickly and take fucking forever to begin recharging
>No spells or abilities decrease the time it takes for barriers to recharge or give some barrier back immediately.
>Most of their non-mortal units are squishy as hell and fall over when hit by a light breeze even with Barrier
Guess I’m going back to Wood Elves and my Drycha campaign.
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>>500977768
Best I can do is 1 helf (male)
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>>500992335
Warriors of Chaos, Wood Elves, Dark Elves, Lizardmen and Skaven in that order.
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>>500975743
>>500976196
Te be fair, there are 2 Arbaals in warhammer fantasy.
Arbaal the Undefeated - Khornite mortal champion, who slaughtered Ind AND Uthuan during the end times
And that one blood dragon champion.
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>>500992335
High Elves
Warriors of Chaos
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>>500992712
I think that there are also two U'zhuls.
One is the Khorne Skulltaker and the other is inside of Archaon's sword.
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>>500992335
Wood Elves, Lizardmen, Orges, Khorne, and Dwarves
In that order.
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>>500992335
Empire
Kislev
Bretonnia
Vampire Counts
Wood Elves

In no particular order.
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>>500992954
I'd like to point out, Wood Elves is specifically Drycha and Lizardmen are specifically either Oxy or N'kai
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>>500992335
The Empire
Dawi
Dark elves
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>>500992124
But skaven ARE technically beastmen. They're litterally people/rats that were horribly mutated by chaos.

They just are smarter and have a dedicated cg like the chorffags do.
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>>500992458
>>Barriers get downed really quickly and take fucking forever to begin recharging
Your dedicated growth building helps with that anon. Use it.
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>>500993735
That's not true
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what the fuck is going on with the community and this fanart
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>>500992335
Bretonnia
Empire
Kislev
Helfs
Welfs
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>>500994115
That's 40k fan art but wdym?
I know a lot of like redditors were mad that the one with horns has scars and stuff written on her
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>>500994115
Total War?
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>>500994115
Also like you cut off the bottom part of the image
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>>500994318
post is even more relevant than the usual 40k time traveling shitters. It is a discussion on how adult do we think the warhammer games should be.
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>>500992335
Kislev
Bretonnia
Chaos Dwarfs
Greenskins
Nurgle
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>>500994318
never tried it, why?
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>>500994349
what is wrong with the way I cut it off?
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>>500994115
i dont get it who are these people
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>>500992335
Wood Elves
High Elves
Lizardmen
Empire
Cathay
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>>500994751
some artist drew some brands on the goat girl that could be considered rapey and everyone lost their collective shit.
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>>500994687
Nothing I was just pointing it out
It also makes it so it doesn't show the voidborn/longshank one is on her knees
God I hope he draws art where she gets snapped in half like a twig so bad
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why does tamurkhan want to ascend to demon prince anyways
his current form is stronger than a nurgle demon prince in game
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>>500992298
300 years is too long. tw needs to be at least 4 turns per year to not be retarded which means a 300 year campaign is 1200 turns. even if it was only 2 turns per year like the original empire that would be 600 turns. your average player who never makes it past turn 60 wouldn't even get to the end of the 30 years war.
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>>500992335
chorf
empire
wood elves
skaven
woc
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How about Total War: Ancient Aliens? Play as bronze age civs but occasionally you can get a hold of alien artifacts with effects indistinguishable from magic.
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>>500992335
empire
dwarfs
vampire coast
skaven
uhhhhh jackie chan
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>>500994852
I want a franchise where opinions like this can be expressed without the community coming down on top of you like a pile of bricks
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>>500994115
>mutants and abhumans are hated within the Imperium
>they would obviously be discriminated against
>lets put some brand scars on her
>Redditors go crazy because the grimdark artwork is grimdark
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>>500994115
>Artist treats beastman girl like shit
>People go to trashtalk artist
>Find out artist did loli porn/loli snuff

>>500994751
40k abhumans
Left to right, Psycher, Ratling, Beastman, Ogryn, Felinid, Longshank/Voidborn, Nightsider, and Navigator.
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>>500994349
>>500994115
I miss when the Imperium was about being satirical nazi.
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>>500995467
The Imperium was never satirical of anything. The 80's punk aesthetic included fascist imagery.
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>>500994115
the art that mindbroke reddit
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>>500995667
Work on your media literacy sweatie.
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>>500995857
truuuuuuuuuuuue
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>>500995865
It cannot be satire if it is not critical. And every aspect of fascism in the Imperium is done to root out chaotic corruption and to cut through the absurd bureaucracy.
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>>500995467
Commissars are a Soviet thing though
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>High Elf dogs are lions instead of land-seals even though High Elves scream 'SEAL!' all the time
Le Fuque?
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>>500996116
uuhhhh nuh uh the Soviets were the good guys they never did anything bad lol read a history book sweaty
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>>500996252
>le
Back where you came from.
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>>500977531
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>>500996252
Why aren't the lions sem? A snow leopard is stronger than them.
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>>500976196
Oh I meant Daemon as a faction.
Looks like I wont be playing any of them unless Gorbad looks really fun.
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>>500995376
sounds like off topic shit
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>>500992335
Tomb Kings
Lizardmen (my first TWW faction from 2)
Vampire Coast
Kislev
Greenskins
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Just reinstalled TW:WH3 after not playing for a year or so, got all the rest of the DLC unlocked and I'm wondering what mods you guys use that you consider essential.
I remember there being a really cute Cathay girl mod that I was seeing but maybe I'm schizo
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>>500992335
in no particular order:
helves
delves
warriors of chaos
cathay
greenskins
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How many times do you need to hit the anvil with a hammer before it breaks?
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>>500998156
Cathay mod got DMCAd for using three kingdoms assets so had to remake it really ugly, Yin Yin
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>>500998156
Graphics wise, the holy five mods of unique faction UI, better camera mod, ultimate lighting, dynamic world and campaign weather overhaul. Throw in Warhammer 1 Texture Update Project, Gun Smoke and Spectacle, and a resize mods while you're at it. For maps I use GCCM, Custom Siege Maps for Campaigns and Waka's Campaign Land Battles Map Pack. For gameplay I really just use Execute Useless Lords and Heroes and Recruit Defeated Legendary Lords.
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>>500998417
Damn, that's depressing to hear. I guess the closest I'll get to playing as a Legendary Lord that doesn't look like shit is the Katarin one
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>>500994349
In the grim darkness of the future, ugly bastard (ogryn) has a harem of abhuman. I like it. Remind me of Photon: The Idiot Adventures. It's Photon: the Ogryn Adventure.
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>>500998156
better camera and recruit defeated legendary lords are the only things that I could consider essential. most other things are minor graphical stuff or content mods
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>>500998559
Ahhh I remember the gun smoke one, there's a firearm reloading animation mod that I think I also used, I appreciate the concise list. I always get the Better Camera mods for any TW games they show up in, Havent seen ultimate lighting or the dyamic world weather before so I'll have to get that one.
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>>500995305
I'm hopeful, he responded positively to someone saying "Oh no, what's gonna happen to her, captured by drukhari?" where he said good idea
So my hope is that she gets vaptured in a raid or hurt deign a battle where her legs or back breaks and so her one thing that's special about her, being tall, doesn't apply any more and then she's made into still concious furniture forever
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>>500998794
snuff is a weird fetish
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>>500998891
It's not a fetish and also either way she's still alive in that idea
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>>500998629
the ogryn is also a woman (you can tell because of the bow)
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>>500998960
why do you want her to suffer?
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>>500998960
it is a fetish and why do you want to hurt her? Because she's tall?
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>>500999116
Because it'd be funny, I had same reaction with laughing and thinking she deserved it when he did the steel legion soldier like dying and bring eaten by an ork then her head being used as a soccerball by the goblins
It's funny too because I knew it was going to happen as he was posting the leadup pics of her in the relationship with the other soldier who was less lovey dovey and not showing affection back
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curious if I could've won this with just durthu
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>>500999463
what is wrong with you? do you think it's okay for women to be abused like this? do you want to abuse them yourself?
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>>500999234
It isnt, and I don't, I want other people to. (Though yeah I'd kick her ir I had the chance to during)
It's more about inevitability. It's funny to see it happen because if it happens it means lorewise the character was too dumb or weak or unlucky to prevent it and so it's funny and gratifying to see the outcome from them failing. Atlest that's my explanation for it, I haven't really thought about it in words
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>>500999116
I don't 'want' her to suffer. She isn't real I can detach myself from the fiction and explore the artistry without it connecting to my ego.
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>>500999472
>ariel
doesn't count
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>>500999796
Why are you so sadistic?
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>>500999463
explain why you think it is funny anon? tell us about why the character deserved to be brutally raped.
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>>500999796
you are describing a fetish my man
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>>500999701
Nothing
They're fictional so like that's a loaded question. I think that seeing logical outcomes to like characters messing up is funny/gratifying
No
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>>500999991
I feel like I explained what the tendency is, idk what else you'd want. I don't think that's that sadistic
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>>500999116
>>500999701
idk about the other guy anon but this is why I like it. >>500999862
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>>501000087
there is something seriously wrong with you. do you have a rape fetish too?
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>>500999796
mermaidposter...
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Madison..
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you retards realize you're talking to madison correct?
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>>501000020
I dint know how else to explain it. What? She wasn't, orks just kill and eat people
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>>501000231
>>501000234
???? who the fuck is madison
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>>501000052
It's not
>>501000208
It's not a fetish
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>>501000409
that is a fetish that people have, yes
>>501000234
who give a shit
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>>501000253
oh I thought we were talking about the goat girl. Either way the same question applies. Why do you want to see the character suffer? There is no wrong answer (at least to me).
>no other way to explain
hmm perhaps you need to make a piece of art so you can express yourself better and everyone can see what you mean :). It is hard to understand why you think it is funny for an 'inevitable' outcome to occur that induces suffering.
>>501000234
who is madison?
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How did the thread get so off-topic in such a short fucking time? What are you guys even arguing about?
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>>501000214
Nobody mentioned mermaids but you
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>>501000550
What no news does to a general.
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>>501000231
>>501000234
You don't have to say that and why would that evem change the discussion?
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I thought slavs were supposed to be the miserable race, why the fuck is the Empire just constantly under attack?
>Middenland fucked instantly by Kazrak
>Vlad always on the rampage
>Festus in the north with his no fun plague shit
>talking fucking trees
>kemmler and his gay undead
>Norscan monkeys
WHAT THE FUCK AM I EXPECTED TO DO??
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>>501000550
40kiddies are like this, unfortunately.

>>501000584
Confirmed for mermaidtard
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>>500998995
Oh, then I am going to fuck all the abhuman for the emperor.
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>>501000550
some people are arguing but not me. There is a discussion in all the warhammer communities right now about what we think is appropriate content in the setting. Someone posted some weird fanart on twitter and everyone lost their minds.
It is relevant because even in our pg-13 game there is a lot of give to how much obscene content can be put in the game. The inevitable Slaanesh dlc comes to mind as something that could get very controversial in the future.
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>>500992335
1. High elves
2. Dark elves
3. Tzeentch(mono god one, fuck chaos warriors)
4. Kislev
5. Vampire coast
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>>501000521
I'm not saying it isn't, I'm saying I dont have it
And again, I just think it's funny when it happens and get enjoyment out of it. That's like asking ehy jokes are funny, unless you want to get semantic then idk
>>501000542
Oh, no he hasn't drawn that yet I was talking about the other one
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>>500992335
Lizardman
High elf
Vampire counts
Cathay
Undivided (OC Donut steel)
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>>501000729
because we recognize that you're fucking stupid and your arguments are illogical. there's no point arguing with you because you're stubborn and retarded
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>>501001017
>>501000542
Fuck sorry the second sentence of the first section was meant for you
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>>501001086
I'm not
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>>501000883
I domt think there will be a slaanesh dlc, Mr Frodo
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Welp seems like the Gun Smoke and its dependencies have been outdated even before this most recent update but im gonna try and run it anyways, hoping even just a portion of it still works.
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>>501001376
you are stupid and nobody here likes you
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>mfw I remember that TW:40K is going to be going for a T rating at launch and will not include any blood, gore, or obscene imagery
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>>501001569
I'm still using it and it works just fine. I haven't encountered any mod issues actually, even Unique Faction UI is working which is a mod that almost always breaks.
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>>501001543
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>>500998156
Warbrand Upgrade Ultimate is a good one, lets any faction upgrade units like WoC can.
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>>501001812
That's good to hear, I'm trying out Elspeth for the hell of it since I like the Empire and apparently she has lots of guns.
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>>501001734
It's okay they'll just sell them as a DLC.
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>>501002007
Personally I'm gonna argue against that
I like the mod bit like the paths are super unconnected from eachother amd also tend to just not be super useful
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it's pretty insane that I'm mulching through stacks of doomseekers lead by Ungrim himself every other turn with just Gorduz's buffed hobgoblins. One time I even killed Ungrim with just sneaky gits buffed with spells and he's lvl. 20+. My fourth lord's about to recieve Ungrim's defeat trait.
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>>501001714
I'm not and I don't care, I like total war it's my favorite games
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>>501002358
>they'll just sell them as a DLC.
>It's okay
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>>501002456
Slayers will NEVER recover
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You know, people mostly tolerated Warhammer 3's shaky launch because they played the previous yotal wars and knew what ti expect from that
If CA really does decide to make like the next bug new total war a wider appeal one to draw in a new audience, they might permanently shoot themselves I'm the foot like locking themselves to just the regular audience if they have a rocky launch because like people have REALLY short attention spans with that sort of thing
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>>501001543
Literally confirmed in the 1st dev interview.
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>>501002838
>bug new total war
freudian slip
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>>501002564
your stupidity can be excused if you're cute, are you cute?
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>>501002862
So was more three kingdoms dlc
So was three kingdoms 2
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>>501002942
Kill yourself retard
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ok madison what is your stance on the ratschizo
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>>501002838
Total war: bugs
I would pay for backyard warfare.
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>>501003078
thanks for letting me know that you're ugly, I will be ignoring you from now on
have a nice day mermaidtard
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>>501003202
Not her but you'll have to be more specific
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>>501002998
Anon, the difference being Historical DLC do not sell.
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>>501003326
I'm not
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>>501002616
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>>501003732
ugly whore

>>501003876
cute cat, do not kill yourself
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>>501003202
>obsessing over whoever madison is
>calls anyone else a schizo
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>>500994349
Roll
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>>501004146
>1-2
>2
Are you retarded?
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>>501003932
no plans anon :) ty
why you so mean to other anon? is it because you think he is madison? (whoever that is)
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>>501004146
4 please
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>>501004201
she's a stupid bitch
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>>501004201
>>501003974
I feel like you made these posts purely so someone would answer
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if rot knights are so good how come in this fight one instantly gets btfo and the other only just makes it's value back?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkZVoH8daTU
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>>501004714
not taking the bait.
not giving the shill my view.
good day.
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>>500982171
I don't get the last image
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>>501004631
>>501004634
well for my part idk who madison is
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TAUROX WANTS WEENIES!
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>>501005013
she's killing herself in the safety of her own home so that the guy can't get to her dead body. I think?
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>>501005013
Deciding on ovwrdose so that he cant get her body
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Get around the TT unit cap cheat by just (ab)using heroes. Which factions are 'best' to not use heroes or have very weak heroes (for battle)? I typically restrict myself to 1 hero per army but I got out of hand with this replay of Elspeth.
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a reminder that DA BRAJ got even more HP and MD as well as 25 SR and Silence within 20m and is now definitely one of the best duellists in the game
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>>500998247
Once with an overcasted wind of death
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>>501005514
Probably Tomb Kings, Their heroes, even the dedicated duelist one, die in like 2 hits.
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>>501005514
how do you have to train yourself not to use heroes? I have to force myself to even use them.
>Lord
>Spellcaster
>18 units
This is the way I play, and therefore is the way you are SUPPOSED to play, hero spam is the least fun way to play bar none, fucking SEM spam is better.
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>>501004634
No I really have no idea who "madison" is and neither does anyone else by the looks of it, guess we have a new schizo.
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>>500992335
In no particular order
>Bretonnia
>Skaven
>Dark Elves
>Tomb Kings
>Warriors of Chaos
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>>501004634
i make posts so that people will read them and perhaps reply to them
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>>501005907
What is this level of abject retardation?
Is the great replacement real? Are none of the anons I knew here anymore? Replaced by those who don't even know the name Mermaidtard?
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>>501005514
Why would you install a mod that makes the game harder if you were just going to try and get around it?
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Melee lord>Mounted lords>Chariot lords>Mage lords
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>>501005907
most of us know who madison is retard, stop outing yourself as a newfag every post.

>>501006000
still here and most people still know madison, this is either a new type of shitposting or this thread specifically got three newfags who know nothing about the thread.
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>>501006000
Some of us only come to this general when we're actively playing the game and haven't had our lives revolving around it for years.
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>>501006000
I'm still here. I still hate rats. I still remain neutral toward Madison.
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>>500992335
Dark Elves
High Elves
Bretonnia
Empire
Vampire Counts
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>>501006164
I don't know who this is supposed to be either, I only came here cause I re-installed WH3.
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I have no idea who is Madison or that Volund guy.
I also never watched any Legend stream or video.
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Hm...
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I havent tried total war yet, I watched a YouTube stream of someone playing Space Marine 2 and found that he mainly played a Warhammer game called Total War
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What a shitshow
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>>501006849
https://youtu.be/qy5zbitdatI
never too late
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>>501007037
sounds like a fetish
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>>501006036
Heroes and caps on units aren't mutually exclusive, anon. You took the joke too literally and seriously.
As expected of twg I guess.
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>>501007037
hmm...
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>>501005671
Yeah that's a good bet. Haven't played Kangz in quite a while and their heroes are generally mediocre. Also doesn't help they have no legendary heroes (which are typically just batshit for strength).
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THE SHOCKINGLY OBESE
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>>501008954
the question is why would you install a cheat that's supposed to force you to not play like a fag but then use a loophole to play like a fag anyway?
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Tomorrow is not the day
There will not be any news
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>>501013915
Reclines obesely.
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>>500992335
Lizardmen
Dwarfs
Empire
Cathay
Greenskins
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Why did nobody tell me the Gor Hero should be in taurox's army?
Like, Gorbulls are Anti-large, Wargors are anti-infanty. Gorbulls are large units, Wargors are small units. Wargors on chariots can work well as cav, but wargors on foot slaughter units with east.
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>>501018061
do you want people to tell you how to play the whole game?
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>>501004146
That catgirl was made for me
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>>501020086
Yes, now give me a turn by turn guide to how to play Oxy.
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>>501020392
stack chams
rmb spam
?
win
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>>501000823
Kislevites are miserable because they're a doomed pseudo-nation that can never innovate due to Chaos Marauders respawning at absurd rates. That doesn't mean the Empire is less dangerous in places, just that they're more optimistic as a whole.
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NOOOO
I JUST CRASHED! DURING A TAUROX CAMPAIGN!
THAT WAS 30 MINUTES OF BATTLES I COULDN'T AUTORESOLVE. SADNESS ABOUNDS
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>>501005671
>dedicated duelist one
TK don't have a duelist hero. The Tomb Prince is anti-infantry or anti-large, their splash damage makes them pretty shit at dueling. The closest they have to a duelist is a Liche Priest with single target spells
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I can't remember the last time we hit page 10, do generals on /vg/ even need bumps?
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>>501029930
I was watching it tick down hoping I could see it die before 750
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>throt being a faggot with underway
>underway out of reach of hellpit with two armies
>he gets an ambush off next turn anyways
How high is the base skaven ambush chance on attack this shit is fucking horrendous, especially when you cant even retreat from it
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>>501030212
It shouldn't be a thing in the first place.
>ambush stance
>lol nvm it's just walk up to your army and "ambush"
>don't question it, it just is :)
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Post cool art of your favorite LL
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>>501030927
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>>501031540
tummy
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>>501004146
Why is that pale girl so tall?
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I wish we got Centigors of Nurgle, or some other Nurgle marked/blessed beastmen (I found 1 mod that adds Jabberslythes of nurgle, and I've seen people say Razorgor of Nurgle.)
I just want to give Molokh Slugtongue an ACTUAL army of nurgle.
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>>501031894
She's a longshank or a voidborn (it's not clear)
They're basically people that were born and raised in zero gravity environments. A longshank specifically is like a subspecies of human that have been being born and raised in space/low gravity for so long over generations that they like became their own subspecies. Voidborn is juat the generic term for someone who born in low gravity/space.
Reason it's unclear which she is is because she's got the more extreme proportions like a longshank but like longshanks are bald so idk
Could juat be artistic license or like 40k is big. There's probably 1 with hair, or could just be not one
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>>501031894
Voidborn/longshank, she literally dies when in gravity, but she's also giant and great for interceptor voidcrafts.
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>>501013915
And now we're going to paint some autistic little dwarves. Maybe with a smile on their faces.
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SOMEONE REMAKE THE IE MAP LIKE THIS!
NIAO.
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>>500973476
kill MPniggers, behead MPniggers, roundhouse kick MPniggers into the concrete, slam dunk an MPnigger baby into the trash can, crucify filthy MPniggers, defecate into MPniggers food, launch MPniggers into the sun, stir fry MPniggers in a wok, toss MPniggers into active volcanoes, urinate into MPniggers gas tank, Judo throw MPniggers into a wood chipper, twist MPniggers heads off, report MPniggers to the IRS, karate chop MPniggers in half, curb stomp pregnant MPniggers, trap MPniggers in quicksand, Crush MPniggers in the trash compactor, liquify MPniggers in a vat of acid, eat MPniggers, dissect MPniggers, exterminate MPniggers in the gas chamber, stomp MPnigger skulls with steel-toed boots, cremate MPniggers in the oven, lobotomized MPniggers, mandatory abortions for MPniggers, grind MPniggers fetuses in the garbage disposal, drown MPniggers in fried chicken grease, vaporize MPniggers with a raygun, kick old MPniggers down the stairs, feed MPniggers to alligators, slice MPniggers with a katana.
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Gold Order LL
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>>501032994
Ho lee fuck they screwed up the WH2 world, screwed up the WH3 part a bit, but most of it was WH2's.
The southlands mountain range isn't even in the right spot, 2/3s of Nagaroth is missing, and Uthuan is FAR FAR too much north
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>>501033365
Unironically Lizardmen
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>>501033365
Gor rok
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>>501033365
I have already forgotten about this convoluted lore.
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>>500974873
>Cathay grand cannons

They're not a cannon, they're are actually Howitzers.
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>>501033616
>2/3s of Nagaroth is missing
I guess, but there is nothing there anyway. Wouldn't mind some OC stuff really. But I think small playable soil really, really hurt Dark Elves, especially for Vortex Campaign players.
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Archaon, Azazel, Vilitch or Valkia, choose my next campaign.
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>>501034158
Yeah, there's a reason everyone only played Malus, Rakarth, and the Krakenlord
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>>501033978
It's not convoluted, or it's convoluted in a good way
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>>501034282
Vilitch if you were a gifted child growing up.
Valkia if you're horny.
Azazel if you're a tranny.
Archaon if none of the above apply.
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>>501034385
what to play if all of them apply?
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>>501034575
...
Uhhh. Fuck um... Suneater?
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>>501034575
Be'lakor
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A Total War: Warhammer 40k trailer would break the internet
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can't stop seeing Festus as a tranny right now
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Tomb Kings feel like they were made for the Old World mod, the larger map fits their snail pace campaign gameplay much better than the actual game does.
First time playing the mod and I'm doing a campaign as the TK minor who starts just south of The Moot and it's been very comfy.The chink factory workers and bandits they put in the Darklands also seemed interesting so I might check them out next.
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>>501035487
Whole Darklands there is cool, it's like Ulthuan but for short gunpowder sniffing people.
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I wish mod fags would shut up
Only good mod in the game is lazy's stuff, and thats because it's not some faggy overhaul that "fixes" some faction or unit
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>>501035794
Not using a tranny's porn mods
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>>501035487
It also works perfect for the isolationist that dwarves can do.
And beastmen actually can enjoy their campaign past an hour.

lizardmen, Skaven, and Greenskins have the *worst* campaigns, but by "worst" it's still arguably better than vanilla. Oxy has a fun af one tho.
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>>501032994
Why no beastmemes in NotSpain, NotItaly and NotBalkans?
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>>501036453
No chaos corruption or dogfucking, ironic as they have skaven.
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>>501035905
I like it so far, it feels like you can set a more sensible goal for a campaign, like only conquering a few regions of the world that make sense for your Lord, and at the same time you can still have a campaign with a decent length and big wars involving late game units. Whereas in IE, you almost have to go for a world conquest for the same experience since it's much more compact and quicker to traverse. I do miss all the little map details but I assume those are getting filled in slowly, and some missing LLs like Miao with her Great Bastion mechanic might be a pain in the ass to add I imagine, so that will take a while too.
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Are we getting DLC news this week?
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Time for a Lokhir campaign
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>>500983979
>france selected
Nice detail
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>>501037131
Yes (No)
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https://youtu.be/i7U05Gmx12Y?si=xvLfh5QQqzZUlY7g&t=766

Does anyone know the combat theme thats playing here? I cant find it
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>>501040202
I can barely hear it over the yapping, sure as shit can't find it.
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>>501040348
Theres a distinct rhythm that plays and I cant find it on any of the videos on youtube.
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Teaser soon, Anons!
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Can I win this?
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I've been playin aoe4 lately and god I wish there was a game that would combine base building of that with military of warhammer 3. That would be so cool.
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>>501041505
Yeah, but I wouldn't want to fight it.
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>>501041569
I think that Battle for Middle Earth 2 is the closest you'll get in this day and age.
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>>501041505
would be easier if you had sallied out
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>>501041505
Why are you, as Boris, allied to the FUCKING CHORFS?
THE MOTHERLAND DOES NOT LIKE CHAOS!
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>>501042142
Look, don't knock my alliance with the fire stunties. We bonded over killing Grimgor and have been fast friends since.
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>>501042190
I normally shit talk it, but they actually look good in the deep blue, better than Zatahn's teal
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What if Troy but in Arthurian Britain with fantasy and truth behind the myths options?
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>>501042272
It would be kino
And so was Troy
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Where the fuck is Thanquol
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>>501041683
>>501042090
How do I kill the morbillion slayers tho
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>>501042272
Just do historical and fantasy, I don't think I've ever seen someone prefer truth behind the myth over either of those two option.
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only a month to go till the trailer, boyz!
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>>501042716
is that the hippo
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>>500992335
1. Dark Elves
2. Slaanesh
3. Empire
4. Brettonia
5. Skaven
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>>501042748
yes.
Smol Hippo is KHORNITE
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>>501042750
So you like rape I take it.
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>>500992335
1.Dwarfs
2.Chorfs
3.Elves
4.Nurgle
5.Wood Elves
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>>501042809
kek
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>>501043019
doesn't he have 10 dragon kids or something
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>>500992335
1. Vamp. Coast
2. Lizardmen
3. Skaven
4. Chorfs
5. Khorne
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>>501043091
9 total, though 4 of them are dead, "dead" or otherwise MIA.
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>>501043091
Yeah, but literally none of the other 5 have ANY art or memes related to them.
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>>501043193
>>501043184
Are they even named?
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>>501042838
Listen buddy, if they're begging for it by the end, was it still rape?
reasonable minds will disagree
Atharti says one thing
Slaanesh says another
I really just work here, above my pay grade.
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>>501043215
The five that are alive have been named, along with Shen Zoo (missing) and Shiyama ("Dead" and sleeping beneath the big river next to the bastion)
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>>501043215
Shen-Zoo who vanished in the chaos wastes
Shiyama, the Spirit Dragon, who's dead but assists on the afterlife
and 2 more without names
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Moral of the story: don't go into the Chaos Wastes
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>>501042716
nice one
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>>501043343
>Shen-Zoo who vanished in the chaos wastes
So he's either dead or became chaos corrupted or both
>>501043496
Yeah
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>>501043690
She's actually the "light dragon" meaning she's actually probably fine, if not actively being tortured or dead.
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>>501043690
>he
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so are there any mock-up fanarts of these dragons or what
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is there a greater insult?
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>>501043864
No...
Everyone kinda has meme'd that Yinyin is Aqua from Konosuba, but Shen-Zoo, Shiyama, and Li Dao are without any art.
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>>501043492
there is a nonzero chance imrik has had sex with a full size caledorian dragon.
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>Theres actual porn mods of total warhammer 3
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>>501044141
Its also very extensive, to her giving birth to slaaneshi demons right in battle.
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>>501044141
I bet you think paradox games don't have porn mods either
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>>501044125
no i think it is zero chance that has happened anon
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>>501044310
can you prove it?
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>play L/VH vampires to get the achievement before DLC
How is badlands always infested with dwarf hordes? Are wurrzag and the rats useless?
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>>501044310
There's zero chance the thought didn't form in his mind
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>>501040202
Songs are made up of different strings that trigger when something happening on battle, Daemons of Chaos have many good tunes mixes only exclusive to him, you should find them yourself somewhere. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SWNUEkmxdA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIXfAb0nrmc
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>>501044239
The fuck. I didnt see any of those. Just boob mods
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>>501044501
I'll grant you that
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>>501044464
one thunderbarge turns skaven vs dwarves from pretty easy for skaven to dante must die mode
wurzzag is just behind, wait for the dlc to see if he'll stay that way
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>>501044552
Theres a mod for beastmen that turns them into futa chicks that rape the "dying" foes.
But I think it's WH1
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>>501044275
CK2 was alright but Loverslab has been a real letdown when it comes to CK3 so far, the most titillating shit is still just making a topless amazonian with huge milkers and you can do that in the base game.
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>>501044552
You dont know the chinks insane slaanesh mods?

https://www.loverslab.com/files/file/23878-lazys-corrupted-miao-ying-progression-corruption-core-stages-reskins/
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OGRES, MY LORD!
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>>501044721
Is it really cannibalism if they eat other species? Or do all Old One creations count as close relatives?
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i like melee infantry the most
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>>501044692
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>>501044783
All men are brothers.
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>>501044828
why did I choose to watch this
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>>500983979
Damn. How much /twg/ OC does this bretfrog have?
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>>501044783
Probably the latter considering they are all rather similar physically except in size
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>>501044721
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>>501044783
Don't worry, they eat each other as well.
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>>501044783
Gresus literally ate the previous tyrant of his tribe, then ate any others that tried to claim control over his.
Hence, overtyrant.
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THE STRONGEST
THE FATTEST
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>>501044605
Do you have a sauce on that?
For my friend
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>>501044931
>>501045021
I know they also eat each other, but the Advisor uses "cannibalise" to refer to eating "any foe".
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>>501044868
No idea, but speaking of OC we need more Rakarth.
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gonna be overtyrant one day
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Go tell a free man, passerby, that here by Spartan Law I lie.
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>>501045424
L + ratio'd + dabbed on
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>people whined about lords, heroes and infantry jobbing to larger entities and mounted lords
>so instead knockback now does 0 (zero) damage
>getting hit by a giant and sent flying for over a hundred meters literally does nothing to the unit
>heavy cavalry are now some of the worst units for chasing down enemies because of the constant zero damage knockdowns
Will this shit ever get reversed? I just did the quest battle for unlocking Boris, it took 5 minutes of ping pong to kill one of the enemy sorcerers because my remaining units had too much mass, it looks so stupid.
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>>501046134
This is what Volound was talking about
It's all just adjustable stat wank no actual physics, in med 2 a real unit sent flying by a cav charge would die from broken bones if it was sent flying, like in real life not this stat wank that has been presesnt since Rome 2
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>>501033978
>AHHHHH ACTUAL GOOD LORE SAVE ME MALUS "DARKBLADE"
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>>501045424
>would
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If this post ends in 7 we get DLC reveal today
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If this post ends in 9 DLC is cancelled.
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>>501046549
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>>501046549
It's ogre boys, 9 is the number of Tzeentch we got schemed.
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>>501046134
If they removed all knockdown from lords and made it so cavalry wasn't such buggy shit it would fix a lot of gameplay issue I have with these games.
It frustrates me when a group of super high level cavalry takes 5 mins of whiffs to wipe out a couple shattered ratling gunners.
Every time I play this game it reminds me that I should just cheese instead of trying to play legitimately since the AI cheats so hard and because so many bugs favor the AI like cavalry micro and that infinite charging speed shit the AI can do to keep pace with way faster units.
I wish magic went back to how it was in 2, it was really fun to not have to wait forever for recharge and to just destroy faggot AI thinking their cheats can beat some good casts
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>>501046320
Lore so good that the vast majority of the fandom doesn't care about it all or only knows about it through loretubers. At least Warhamfags shit on people who only know stuff from the Wiki and YouTube, Fromshitters were waiting for the Vaati summary to drop before even attempting to engage with ER's lore since that's the default way to consume the games' lore for most fans.
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malding dickblade more like hahahahaha
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>>501046549
maaaaaaaaan fuck you :(
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>>501046134
sort of why i just default very heavily towards ranged armies
melee headaches are really annoying
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>>501046549
Considering this is Tzeentch, this is a scheme to trick us the DLC is actually coming...r-right?
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>>501048085
Yes, but only if dubs to the top right.
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>>501048218
you're not that guy
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News week!
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Fighting Skaven is so fucking cringe.
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>>501048357
Yeah but I am if DUBS TO THE TOP RIGHT!!!!
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A reminder that Epidemius tallies out as a 8/10 lord and that you are a fool to underestimate him.
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>>501048609
what does he do that others dont
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>>501048609
8/10 is the range of turns his faction is alive for in the campaign
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Warlord Queek Headtaker!
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>>501046823
>Normies are too stupid to get it which means the lore is bad
KEKAROO
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Just make this fucker the next Cathay LL, give me a regular human guy who's a complete rip-off of some Three Kingdoms character, specializing in Chinese gunpowder stuff and infantry. Monke will just bring a bunch of ill fitting magic shit ala Ostankya while another dragon LL will just be that, another a LL who can turn into the same kind of serpent lizard as the other three but this time they're blue or some crap.
They should lean into the human side of the faction.
>inb4 chinks
>humans
Yeah whatever you get what I mean
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>>501048684
Applies a mortis engine effect to all plagued enemy armies
Provides factionwide growth to a faction that's economy is enhanced by growth
Improves plagues and reduces their cost
Scales into becoming a mortis engine tank with good melee stats on the battlefield
Buffs all Daemons in his armies and turns
Exalted Plaguebearers into a very viable doomstack
Benefits from a higher research rate

You gotta give credit to Epidemius.
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>>501049301
Dude, just play the Empire.
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>>501049410
okay now what does he do that others also do
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>>501044828
>Have to take down some aggressive motherfucker.
>First bend him over, then proceed to give him a gentle massage as you for some reason slap his back repeatedly before just pushing him away.

I'm sure the potential mugger would be very grateful and rate it as the best robbery he's ever committed at least.
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>>501049519
I'm tired of the Germans, they could do a lot more crackpot stuff with the Chinese.
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>>501049301
Only if he is a Celestial Emperor loyalist.
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>>501049301
we’ll be lucky to get one singular non-dragon cathay ll, and even then i expect monkey king to be a lh instead
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I don't want a human LL for Cathay
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I don't want content for cathay
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>>501051268
Too bad
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Rakshasha warriors when?
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>garrison+garrisoned army refuse to reinforce an army parked right outside
I only play this game like once every 6 months and EVERY FUCKING TIME I encounter this bug
How long does it take to fix a bug that happens EVERY FUCKING GAME
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>>501038142
I try.
>>501044868
More by the day.
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>>500992335
Well you got your responses, what's your conclusion?
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Trailer in 35 mins!!!!
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Better be fucking Nagash
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>>501052814
This happens if the settlement is under siege. Is it under siege?
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Went back to try Medieval 2 and holy fuck the AI is night and day better than the modern games, in particular Warhammer 3.
What the actual fuck is the problem with the modern games? Why can't they just transplant the old AI from medieval 2 on say Warhammer 3? Is it the engine?
It seems like the ai is getting more retarded every game, like I know it's probably bullshit, but I feel the AI in Warhammer 3 is even for the most part, far worse than Warhammer 2. In 3 I watch often entire doom stacks just sit around doing nothing, or allies sending full stacks to the complete other side of the world for no reason while their cities are annihilated, and don't start me on how Braindead and exploitable the battle ai is where you can just kite units with slightly faster units and the enemy ai will just keep chasing despite being whittled down by archers elsewhere.
Tempted to maybe try the Warhammer Medieval 2 mod, wouldn't be surprised if it ends up playing better than the actual fucking Warhammer titles lol.
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I don't care about Medieval 2
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>>501055045
Wtf are you talking about? Med2 ai is shit in both battles and campaign.
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>>501055045
It's the same AI and that's the problem, it has a shit ton more to juggle and consider now every time it wants to do something but it hasn't been signifficantly touched upon in over a decade, whenever they encounter a problem with the AI they don't really address it, instead they work around it every time.
>Tempted to maybe try the Warhammer Medieval 2 mod, wouldn't be surprised if it ends up playing better than the actual fucking Warhammer titles lol.
Ogres are a much more enjoyable experience in that mod than in WH3, they're an actual menace that fit the fantasy. Which sucks because they were the faction I was looking forward to the most with 3's release.
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Total War lords that are likely to be buffed:
Wulfrik the Wanderer
Throgg
Greasus Goldtooth
Skrag the Slaughterer
Khalida
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Get rekt you skanks.
My armies were already injured and Elspeth was lv45, luckily the AI decided to attack in a forest where they can't shoot their cheaty guns.
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>>501055721
>Elsepth + Ulrika
Hot
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Too much perfume.
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>random event gives -10 control for multiple turns in my only province on turn 7
>load a save because that's fucking unreasonable
Thanks for wasting my time, game.
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so was the End Times DLC confirmed?
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End times of warhammer 3 confirmed.
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>>500983979
very cute picture
I'm going to save it.
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>>501055482
>Khalida
Based
It's bizarre that her job is to camp her gun line, and she can't even really defend that well despite being a "duellist"
Also her staff spell sucks
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>>500994349
if you're gonna post mossa at least post on-topic mossa
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Will she be recruitable by Neferata's faction?
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>>501054464
No, he's just attacking my army with 2 armies and the garrison doesn't come out. Though now that you mention it maybe the ai is triggering a siege with one of their armies and then attacking my army outside with the other one? Is the ai even smart enough to do that?
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>>501058607
That picture doesn't have a followup after she's dead or partially eaten
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How are there still so many downright rabid Pharaoh defenders on the forums and plebbit when looking at the numbers, none of these people are even playing it?
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>>501059743
if it doesn't, it should
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>>501059939
Yep
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>>501058062
Shogun 2 AI is dumber than the one in Warhammer. You just have to know the trick.
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So what the hell happened to the dark elves and greenskins?
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4 MINUTES TO GO
I CAN'T WAIT!!!
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luthorschizo here
big news!
we no longer need many rats in our army!
the new restock item is enough, now we just need 1 rat to get the range buff
LL for this feel?
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its over
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IT'S UP!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTHkI2GSVJw
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>>501061291
>1 month ago
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>>501061291
how dare you
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>>501059654
It's entirely possible. I've seen it done.
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>>501059824
Another case of Cleopatra seducing Mark Anthony
>>501060940
Octavian
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https://totalwarwarhammer.fandom.com/wiki/Vile_Entropy

Nigger tactics
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>>501060481
>getting another round of nerfs in 6.0 because of that ranking
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>>501060481
>dark elves
Death by a thousand cuts. Lots of nerfs and changes over the years.
The biggest nerfs I can remember were the Shades range nerf and the Witch elves ability being removed. I'm still mad about that one.
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>>501061741
Well fuck, turns out this ai is dumb as bricks most of the time but sometimes has flashes of brilliance, fitting that it was a skaven army too
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>>501060481
If I had to guess the change where melee lines could reasonably get to ranged lines as well as the nerf to Medusa
>Have a long interval volley faction relying on relatively long times between volleys
>With an extremely squishy (low hp) front line
>Naturally get rekt
Also let's remove the one saving grace to massed infantry the DE have, the medusa

IDK about the greenskins, but they never had hard counters to anything, sorta feel like a proto kislev in that regard
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>>501037846
I'm doing a Lokhir campaign rn and the endtimes scenario is the fucking wild hunt
everytime i try to secure a beachhead on tilea/brettonia i am immediately attacked by high elves, wood elves, and fucking repanse of all people
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>>501063605
Where are your billion black ark filled with shades?
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>>501061998
One of the best army abilities, with both uses you basically delete artillery or dangerous ranged units from the field. The first makes them useless for 20 seconds.
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>>501063834
i made the mistake of allying with sniktch
now i have a rebellion every other turn so i need two armies constantly patrolling my lands
i should probably just kill the nigga and be done with him but he makes a great meatshield against grimgor and kugath
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THIS IS A BLACK DAY!
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>>501064136
So endgame crisis triggered and you still didn't conquer entire chinklands, yet you're trying to invade forestfags? Oof.
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WH3 DLC status?
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>>501064361
no the chinks are all dead, its just split 50/50 between me and eshin
fucking rats keep popping up no matter how many temples of khaine i build
i love sniktch i really do but i swear to mathlaan i am about to strangle this fucker reliability be damned
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>>501064610
Then do it. Or break all treaties and spend 10 turns on preparing invasion forces to quickly take out his lands. Chances are by the time you're done Franz or Louen or Belegar will wipe out forestfags anyway.
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>>501037846
I just started one yesterday, he's very fun. I tried him before but played like a min-maxing shitter and didn't enjoy it nearly as much. His VA did a great job too. Handbows are just discount gutter runners but they are quite good.
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>>501065382
>giving a fuck about reliability
A gameplay mistake, and a lore one too as a druchi
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>>501059583
>claims to be a boyar
>wears a druhzina headpiece
this bitch is a fraud
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>volkmar turn 5
>have manfred down to his first town with volkmar en route
>he has 1 generic stack with like 3 units alive
>raises dead to a fullstack and kamekazis into my land suicidally just to spite me instead of trying to hold his capital
Infuriating.
Also witch hunters a shit.
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>>501066320
Maybe the boyar hat is only for men. Can women even be full boyars in Kislev? The throne works by unique rules.
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>>501044624
wut? ck3 has outright full on sex mods with animations if you have character body overhaul. add in carnalitas and its slavery mechanics and you now have kino.
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>>501066901
I only noticed because her unit card looks very similar to this one druzhina variant.
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>>501059654
>Is the ai even smart enough to do that?
Yes, they've been doing that since Rome 2, and you should always expect it.
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I miss when a besieged force sallies out the battle takes place on the siege map and they have to physically exit their fortifications through the gates instead of the battle taking place in a random land map in the area
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>>501049301
we need He-Man from the Yellow Turbans with the pre-nerfed 120 melee defense
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>>500994115
>the community
r*dditors aren't part of the community and I bet most of those faggots seething at mossa have never touched a TW game in their lives
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>>501067851
She's got more bling and a feather in her hat, usually that denotes rank.
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>>501068454
At least Rome 2, Attila and now Pharaoh actually has the city be in the background of the sally battle, it's jarring as fuck to just be in some random other place when doing a sally out battle in Warhammer. I'd also be nice to have a minor siege battle that doesn't actually take place in the minor settlement have it be in the background.
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It's over.
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We're back.
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>>501037846
Someday I'll give him a go, don't relish the thought of going to every corner of the world to wipe out the helves because CA was so lazy with objectives but at least he's got the black arks.
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It's so over.
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We're so back.
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nvm, just realized that we're so back.
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thoughts?
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Fuck it, we ball
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(The ball is over)
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((the ball is back))
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(((The ball is so over)))
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fuck.
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*rats you*
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40k chads save us
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/twg/ has fallen.
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>>501070685
>>501070910
The ball can only be over like 1 more time before it becomes shattered
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DOGS OF WAR TRAILER DROPPED TILEA AND ARABY CONFIRMED
https://youtu.be/_dkILIjs8J0?si=Tf2GEMEAaE577GDI
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>>501071550
>?si=
Not clicking your spyware
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>playing welves
>win 3 battles against orcs, confederate one of the minor factions
>instantly at 2600 in the red because of their one army's upkeep
pain
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Where is Neferata?
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>>501072050
giving me head
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Why are people expecting news when news drop on Tuesdays?
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>>501072331
Tuesday is the Civil War saga.
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>>501072331
I don't know if you're aware, but there's a much bigger story coming up tomorrow.
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>>501066635
Witch hunters are fantastic on campaign map and empire can roll some ancillaries to boost their assassinate chance to DE levels
I'd say they're ok in battle but mp guys got accuse nerfed
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>>501004146
Sex with all of them
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>start campaign
>having fun
>end up in a forever war with the empire
>start campaign
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>>501073896
Play Khorne. Khorne loves forever war.
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Do you want to estimate Arbaal's level 1 stats? This is a little template:

Arbaal the Undefeated
Health:
Leadership:
Armour:
Melee Attack:
Melee Defence:
Weapon Strength:
Speed:
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>>501074856
I want you to stop running this bot.
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>>501074856
Not really
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>>501074856
He has mediocre stats on the TT similar to a Khorne hero unit.
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>>501074856
Nice try FBI
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>>501071550
Loved that game
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>>501074856
Arbaal the Undefeated
Health: 1
Leadership: 1
Armour: 0
Melee Attack: 0
Melee Defence: 0
Weapon Strength: 0
Speed: -500
Fuck khorne
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>>501075260
If a DLC is underpowered Reddit will throw a tantrum
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Lizardman update soon with a lizardman oc crusaders questing around the world to recollect relics.
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>>501072263
Nefertitty
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>>501071550
>All those comments begging for a remaster
Dark Days.
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>>501075182
I want you to stop running this bot.
I understand. Just know I'm here to help when you need it. If there's anything specific you'd like to talk about or ask, I'm ready when you are.
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>>501076160
>neferrrrrrata's head
god I wish she'd give me
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Is CA really going to make their employees work through the winter holidays to release the DLC this year? That's unthinkable in European work culture.
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Trade deal:
You get Neferata
but only as part of the final End Times expansion

Deal... or no deal?
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>>501077046
Sure, anon. I await the coming of the Eternity King.
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>>501077046
If End Times means I can stop playing this shitty fucking game I'm for it.
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>>501077046
I JUST WANT FUCKING NAGASH.
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>>501077361
TTW was already a bigger violation of the lore than ET ever could. Lorlets just don't realize what a lore rape some LLs combined with certain units in thee roster are.
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>>500973049
Which WHF faction is the Hungarian in armour in this story, and which is the thief of his armor, sword, and horse?
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>>501070463
At 9 seconds why deos the middle soldier slap the butt of the man walking by him?
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>>501078282
He's Greek.
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>>501078282
I can tell you're not American, American football players do that all the time. Just a male bonding thing and totally not gay at all, or so they claim.
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>>501078468
Why do they lick their fingers clean afterwards?
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>>501072050
>>501076160
Imagine the porn when she releases.
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Neferata with hat or without hat?
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>>501077873
>Gold armor but no servant to watch his stuff.
Who writes this crap?
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>>501079250
It was the Hungarian's first experience with Romanians, he learned his lesson after that
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>boot up my Beastmen campaign
>cook a ton of chicken
>besiege Altdorf
>they sally out into the open where they are torn apart
>make this noise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmjUK-LDJok
>eat my chicken as I press the devour captives button
Sorry mankind, more in an eating mood than a raping mood today
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this game looks even shittier than the last /vg/ shitgame i played
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>>501079423
Eastern European shitholes putting down other Eastern European shitholes never stops being funny. They somehow think they are people.
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>>501080036
The Magyars extreme contempt for all other human beings is really a thing of beauty.
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Hope we get some Bretonnian legendary heroes when the rework comes
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>>501079742
What was the last one?
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>>501080462
You will get a snail and you will be happy..
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>>501080462
They have non.
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Animus!
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>>501079423
here is a funny joke about romania:

during the soviet union times a high ranking party member was going on a tour to inspect the railroads. the railroad official that was accompanying him bragged that the train schedules were so accurate that he could predict where they were just by knowing the time. the party member says "it's 10:30 where are we now?" and the railroad official says "then we must be in belarus" and sure enough it is announced that the train is pulling into the station at minsk. later on the party member says "it's now 3:00 so where are we?" and the railroad official says "the schedule says we are in poland" and just then the train arrives in warsaw. the next day the party member again asks where they are. the railroad official asks what time it is, but the party member says "I don't know a gypsy child just stole my watch" and the railroad official says "I see. that means we are in romania."
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>>501080545
Snail cavalry?
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>>501082009
Escar-go
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you just recived the biggest patch in history of my dick
and you want MORE NEWS?
damn
no wonder they tried to ditch you guys for zoomer fps players
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>>501072901
Guy Fawkes night?
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>>501079539
I like this mod too
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>>501081292
When you go to McDonald's this is what you're eating.
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>>501072901
Less relevant than TW news, wealth accumulation to the elite will happen regardless whereas TW news could be lots of different things
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>>501082349
Democracy could literally die in the most important Western country tomorrow.
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volound posted a video of some shitskin begging people to be nice to TCA
i cant find it
did he take it down?
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>>501081914
What's the Warhammer Fantasy version?
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>>501082517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFgcqB8-AxE
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Ah, the noble Bretonnian knight!
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>>501082517
I'm rooting for restoration of a monarchy in Europe within the next ten years.
I'm keeping an eye on the Hohenzollerns especially, they are up to something.
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>>501082517
Still less relevant than TW news.
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If the bad guy wins then you Dark Elves will have to pay an extra 60% for DLC.
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NOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN DEMOCRACY
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>>501082873
Jean-Christophe Napoleon certainly looks the part but as far as I know he isn't interested.
Also he married an ugly woman so his judgement is in question.
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>>501083154
we might be halfway to canadian and australian prices if so
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>>501082873
Having someone to actually kill when wealth is hoarded would be fantastic, but billionaire corpos would never let them have actual power
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>>501083323
aren't dark elves Canadians?
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>>501083374
The King was rarely the wealthiest nobleman.
Especially in places like England.
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Let me put it this way. It's the End Times and Chaos is at our gates. The brave Kyivslevites are fighting it off but they can't do it alone. The time has come to elect a new emperor and the two candidates are Karl Tranz and Archaon. That's how important this election is.
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>>501082873
We could have had the return of the Bulgarian tsars, but (as with Afghanistan) America decided to be lame and gay and push for a republic.
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>>500994115
>Some people get upset that the goatgirl is implied to have been sexually assaulted
>gay debate about how Warhammer should/shouldn't have sexual assault despite Dark Eldar and Slaanesh turning people into rape-able furniture
>People dig deeper into Mossa's art and find out that Mossa draws loli and guro
>his art gets banned on some subreddits because reddit jannies are physically incapable of not being grandstanding retards and conflate drawings with actual CP so they can feel like they did something
>Eternal debate about loli porn surfaces again
>circle jerk about it for a week
The funniest part is Mossa doesn't even use reddit

>>501058607
k
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>>501083589
Only geographically. Culturally they're Americans.
>slaves
>giant aircraft carriers
>rebelled from island homeland out of a sense of entitlement
etc.
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When's Rich's sexy sofa shenanigans ? When's the patch? Is there a chance we get both this week?
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>>501083678
>That's how important this election is.
I hear this every 4 years
Bread and circus
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>>501083812
Just to be clear I have no particular love of monarchy or any other political system.
Government is only as good as the people who run it and most people are shit.
I just think it would be really funny.
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>>501084006
I need a Miao Ying mod that makes her look sexy but still dignified
also im trying a Cathay campaign with her for the first time (I tried b4 but I quit one turn in cause I wanted to test other shit) idk what im doing at all
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>>501083281
NAPOOPAN
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>>501084006
BOOBIES
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>>501084756
I believe he's some kind of buisnessman mostly.
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>>501085059
Businessman*
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I drew another squire fan art but I'm not very good at drawing his hair so he looks kind of like a zoomer.
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>>501085261
What the fuck is this shit?
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Spending monday night on /twg/? Gosh anon you're so pathetic.
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LUTHOR HARKON WILL MURDER YOU IRL
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>>501085626
I know, I'm so sorry
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>>501085353
sorry I'm not a very good artist it's supposed to be squire getting killed by a poisoned wind globe.
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>>501084312
Same, although in Afghanistan's case Zahir Shah was basically the last person on America's "side" who wasn't useless (Karzai), crooked (Ghani) or a maniac (Dostum) after the Taliban successfully assassinated all the Northern Alliance's actually competent leadership (Massoud, that other guy who's name I can't remember) in 2001.
Bulgaria would have just been fun for the tsar memes.
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>>501085626
IT IS MONDAY NIGHT
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>>501072901
zogbot #1 vs zogbot #2. So excit...zzzz
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>>501085796
>manlet
Taller than you e*pirelet
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>>501080549
Why not?
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>>501087590
NASTY CRAB PUSSY
still would
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see? only 1 rat
they have the restock item so its ok
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>>501088274
How do you get another faction's heroes?
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>>501088274
>only 1 control group
>it's all 4 queen besses
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>>501076160
Which undead would you rather fuck?
Isabella
>but she dismounts mid-act and severs your cock in twain to fill her goblet
Khalida
>but the outer layer of skin gets sandpapered off and you spend the next 6 months in agony every time, but she demands you do it the day you recover forever
Neferata
>but she doesn't take off the fucking hat.
>she just won't take it off.
>you're like, "babe, you were so hot in old fantasy, it would totally turn me on if you would just like for a minute take off-"
>but she's like "I'm sorry what babe? Sorry, I totally spaced, I was daydreaming 'bout Lahmia it was so pretty, did I ever tell you about the water feature I had built into my palace -- ran right through the place it was amazing you would have loved it. You want us to put a water feature in at the Silver Pinnacle, babe?"
>its your anniversary, you made reservations at her favorite restaurant, trying to be civilized, and she does this shit again
>interrupts you, dismisses you, and changes the subject
>all under this gigantic hat
>that fucking HAT
>she smirks
>she heard you.
>you fucking know she heard you, that cold bitch
>she's getting off on it. Pushing you, inch by inch toward insanity
>to lose your shit in public place, knowing you'll never be able to explain it
>"he SLAPPED me in PUBLIC screaming something about my hat! A fucking HAT!!! Oh my god I thought I knew him..."
>in you mind's eye, you can see her sobbing in her court as everyone consoles her, then flashing a sinister grin just for your misery as they tear you asunder
>like you could even hurt her if you used all of your strength
>like you wouldn't break your fucking hand like she's nearly twisted off your genitals in her selfish lovemaking
>all while wearing that hat
>goddamn Lahmians, goddamn string pullers, she has you cornered
>your sanity slowly withers away under the relentless stare of that damned thing.
>Queen of Moonlight
>Queen of Pale Beauty
>Queen of Cunts
>Queen of Hats
>your hers forever
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>>501088553
Borrow a military allied army with a level 20 /immortal hero in it, then get the hero killed in battle. The wounded hero will appear in your character pool.

Norsca and Yuan Bo are the best at it, Norsca has a technology after occupying Naggarond that makes all heroes immortal, so you don't even need the heroes at level 20, and Yuan Bo can steal any non-enemy army with enough tokens.
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>>501089373
This is funny. I was amused.
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>>501089373
Cylostra
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>>501089651
Nice, I love when games can be broken in silly ways like this. Hopefully CA doesn't ruin it.
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>>501081292
p.o.v inside Repanse womb.
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the rat hero is bugged and will not join you after dying in battle
you have to loan the army let it sit near enemy heroes and hope they wound the rat
you have to do the same for the balefire mount necromancer
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>>501090621
what
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>>501090716
it's luthorfag talking about him cheating again. so much for luthor being the only character he needs
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what does the rat do that gunnery wight doesn't?
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>>501088553

Loan an army that has said hero embedded via alliance then suicide the army. Obviously hero has to be immortal or else it will die for real, otherwise it will respawn after the usual amount of turns
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>>501083281
All Napoelon made bad wedding choices.
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>YOU HAVE 20 UNITS IT MEANS YOU NEED 20 UNITS
what a retard
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>>501088274
>>501091350
>>501090621
This is a reply and capitalization general.
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>>501089373
>implying I don't like the hat
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>>501091514
Napoleon
>Josephine was barren and a spendthrift.
>Marie Louise was a dingbat.
Napoleon III
>Eugénie was a warmonger.
Probably the only Bonaparte to choose an excellent wife was Napoleons own Father. Madame Mère was famously intelligent and capable.
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the rat has a passive that gives 10% range to all units
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the rat is cute
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>playing as rats
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A reminder that Malakai Makaisson was not the originally intended Dwarf Legendary Lord for Thrones of Decay.
Do you understand what this information implies?
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>>501094896
>Do you understand what this information implies?
That Menfred Von Carstein is the rightful elector count of Sylvania and future Emperor of the Empire!
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>>501094896
It means that we're finally going to get famous dwarven lord Stinkbeard Goldfucker, cant wait my fellow dwarf-things!
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>>501095148
Fuck off manfred nobody likes you
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>>501095446
I'd like Manfred better if he didn't have two (two) lores
the UI for that is so fucking clunky
he also starts in the southlands and that area is ABSOLUTELY cancer
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>>501087590
PRAISE MANAAN
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SLAANESH DLC FUCKING WHEN
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I'm still 100% convinced that the original delf LL for snikch vs. malus was going to be rakarth
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>>501070463
lost technology
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>>501095838
June 2025.
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>>501094324
>A meme of my favorite lad that I havent seen before
Nice
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Potential Dwarf Legendary Lords that Creative Assembly have chained up in their dungeon:
Grimm Burloksson
Josef Bugman
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>>501096457
Bugman was mentioned in the first Dwarf Trailer/campaign intro.
There is no fucking reason his Rangers should be in the game but not him.
I see him starting in that Mountains of Mourn Dwarf Hold.
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>>501096058
Need more pet (not mount) LL. Gobbla is great.
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Future lords that may be composed of multiple entities:
Glottkin
Apophas
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>>501097075
Never ever. CA is crying how hard it was to animate him to this day.
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Apophas would be really cool, the Glottkin brothers are kinda meh.
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CA confirmed another Empire DLC in their last Q&A.
Who will be the Legendary Lord?
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>>501097890
Me
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>>501097890
Please no
Enough humanwank
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>>501097890
There is one they fear...
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>>501097890
Karl Tranz (Forma de Reddit)
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Do people like the new Pharaoh Dynasties update? Why is there so much damn bloat in it? In everything from icon bloat during battles to cities being spammed with outposts to factions being spammed with minor factions to decree trees to marriage trees to court trees. It seems like they focused more on diplomacy than they did on the battles which is one of the reason why I even play TW games. I feel like Attila mechanics were perfect - the series at its peak. Warhammer had some good ideas too like confederations but I never did care for hero units. What's the consensus with Pharaoh? Less than 1000 people playing according to Steam Charts... half as much as Attila.
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>>501098198
YO
>Starts in Tilea as a horde faction
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>>501098309
>Do people like the new Pharaoh Dynasties update?
They should they added everything people cried about.
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>>501098309
>Do people like ... Pharaoh?
No.
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>>501097075
Everything about Skarsnik is great... good lore, Gobbla, GOBBOS, great voice actor/great written lines, fun campaign, just all around fun
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>>501098309
Khalida in Pharaoh when?
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>>501098309
Player numbers are deceiving. People aren't playing Attila they play a total overhaul mod for it to substitute for the lack of Med3. Base Attila is a unplayable trash heap of a game.
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>>501098309
Pharaoh is a flexible and completely customizable experience from UI to every element of the battles and campaign. Saying it has something you don't like means you should spend more time in the per-campaing customization menu.
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>>501096457
Red Duke ? Todbringer ?
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Potential End Time expansion:
$40 cost
Nagash (hybrid Undead faction)
Neferata (Vampire Counts)
Thanquol (Skaven)
Glottkin (Nurgle)
Valten (Empire)
Yin Yin (Cathay)
Eternity King Malekith (Elven Coalition)
Avatar of Khaine Tyrion (Elven Coalition)
Boris Todbringer (Empire) ((FLC))

Will you purchase the End Times expansion?
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>>501096058
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>>501100529
>expansion based on massively unpopular event that was created just to spitefully destroy the setting and make room for Age of Shitmar
doubt
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>>501100692
Don't think about the lore. Think about the units.
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>>501098309
they redid the battle mechanics for the update too retard-kun, including lethality and bigger maps. that's not counting the unit stances and importance of terrain from base pharaoh which is much more pronounced than attila. and sorry that the campaign actually has mechanics, you probably want a simpler babby game.
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>>501100692
It was somewhat unpopular when it first came out but it's been 10 years. Everybody but the hardest grognards on /tg/ has moved on to AoS.
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>>501100692
>unpopular
That's where you are wrong. It produced some of the best selling models in the history of Fantasy. ET also refreshed old metal kits with new better plastic sculpts.
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>>501100258
Toddy will have his day. The Red Duke on the other hand...
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>>501101294
>>501101294
>>501101294
Early for Total Squirefaggot Slaughter
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Ignore the rat
>>501101539
>>501101539
>>501101539
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>>501096058
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don't use either thread, both of them are seething at something and are earlyfaggots on top of that. wait for a real OP.
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>>501101652
How did we go from this PVRE UNFILTERED SOVL to the r*ddit slop we got in ToD?
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>>501084006
Mossa is genuinely great
>Unusual stuff
>No lack of variety
>Covers just about every topic
>Niche and unknown parts of history too
Is perfect for twg and /his/
I'm glad reddit is willing to stay reddit and let their closed minds dictate what they can't appreciate
It's on brand honestly
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>>501107278
I wish he'd draw more characters suffering more than just instantly drawing them dying
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>>501100692
Outside of this hugbox, End Times was actually massively popular in terms of profits for WHFB. Though obviously controversial even before the world was blown up. To be blunt; 99% of actual players of Total War don't give a shit about your hurt feelings.
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>>501095602
>You now remember playing WH1 and fully investing in the line called DEATH, because I thought something called DEATH would have the best magic for killing people
>MFW it was the worst magic by a wide margin for about 5 years until recently
Ahhh the memories. Apparently spirit leech 3 shotted lords on launch, and greatswords were so good they beat chosen (hence the meme), but I got in too late to enjoy those things.

Nerfs from half a decade ago are finally coming home to roost and both greatswords and lore of death aren't so bad now.
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>>501118563
MPniggers did this



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