Previous: >>501762485>Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Biwa Hayahide (3* Alt), Narita Taishin (3* Alt), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Air Shakur (SSR), Symboli Kris S (SSR)Scenario and other campaigns currently underwayTachyon's Factor Research event currently underwayLoH Classic will be held in 11/18, Kyoto, 2200m, turf, right, fallCM Long will be held in December, Nakayama, 2500m, turf, right, winter>Mecha Umamusume Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1pOYzeqdeFJsDJT_HmXtfB7_S-I6D7AY_GYidXUNZsTIUma Musume: Pretty Derby English release TBA: https://umamusume.com/>IP News>Twinkle Circle in Osakahttps://youtube.com/live/zUXDQkOt1U4Twinkle Circle Info:https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/twinkle-circle/'Umamusume: Cinderella Grey' anime by Cygames Pictures will air in 2025'Umamusume Party Dash' is available on Switch, PS4, and SteamA new copy of the Nintendo Switch version yields a free rainbow crystal voucher>DLC 3: Team Primrose>Thread Circlesウマオオオオ (15 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Post ID in the thread and the leaders can invite you.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/up4f5Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client:https://www.umavpn.top/Card Score Spreadsheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17nbTcHUPqq8O6h_4Z6cVXwfkgEbpgO1VHzdLf-3YSfw/edit?usp=sharingSupport Card Evaluation Doc:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1iUV8pAc5-eXePJJA8hhgeJA6KjuCczjf68ZxdzYY4tM/edit?usp=sharing>Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst>/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)Register here: >>479911257Season 2: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=96596Season 3: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=102454>How to buy jims on Android>>396945814>>396946167
>>502297763
Acute got sponsored to draw more art
Me and my wife and our first precious uma-child
I'm protecting this general from AI.
>>502298546Good on grandpa, I hope he makes another million.
Now that's a proper watermark
>>502298656Thank you for your service
>>502298546Someone protect his art from AI please.......
>>502298546How confused do you think he is?
>>502298656You should protect your eyes first
>>502300305Hors is too dumb to be confused.
>>502300750>Sniff sniff paint? Paint? Play? sniff prrrrrr treats?
>>502300463does anyone have the paywall umanko from that artist?
Why Daisca so sexy?
>Even Ayabe schizo watermarked their works
>>502306826That's the good/funny kind of watermark though, it doesn't even cover any actual part of the drawing.
>>502307075I do love creative watermarks. It's SOVL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04thtHstnV4JRA's talking about Nox's sex life.
>>502307287unretire him, he can still win Arc for japan next year
>>502307371lollmao
>>502304195I need her..........
Mun!
https://x.com/uma_musu/status/1857347830358360365Kinda wish there'd be an outfit breakdown & old/scrapped design choices
ningen love
>>502310160>could have gotten her beautiful ass if not for cyjew being yakuza
Very cutehttps://x.com/EHUDA3000/status/1857356636551254294
>>502309349There's no proto-design in the book? I wanted to see if there were more proto-designs outside of cold McQueen, bitch Halo, gold digger Neicha, and assassin Cafe.
>>502312047It's up on panda already.
>>502312047Well these are artworks for the game so I assume all the pre-S2 stuff you mentioned are not included
https://x.com/umamusu_goods/status/1857251063218508066
Janpoke movie got this perfectly.>>502312126>no proto-bioBoo.
>>502307287>half the video is NF advert
Nyouni?!... collab confirmed?
>>502298656What's so special about this watermark that AI cannot remove?
Official Uma ASME when?
Oh yeah this airedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II-L2QN9z6M
Sir, please respect the horse artist.
https://x.com/tospo_keiba/status/1857399448009322698Black Blossom, a highly valued 5yo Kita colt that's robbed of his spotlight due to injury and forced to rest through his entire 4yo season will be retired after sustaining another injury
There isn't a lot of uma buff for MileCS
I hope the next anniversary event will let me roll Brian, so I could bully her at least once in the garden training scenario regardless of results.
>>502322009ah fuck. happy he got stud duty, hope he got some success
>>502322657My Japanese wife has strong genes.
>>502319385>Reuproading
>>502325047I have Brian but is just sitting in the bench next to Ama-nee.I need Laurel though. Dunno why that succubus don't come.
>>502315924nothing at all, it's a scam
>>502307371hey man, if Motrico can do it so can nox
>>502322657too bad jantar mantar is busy resting
>>502322657I hope for Namur to become the next winning mare!
Weird cat…
>>502322657>miyupi riding at the same day as twinkle circle live with still in love in itdoes buff to jockeys count
>>502325047nyoooo you're gonna mindbreak her....
https://x.com/Hayato_Himonoke/status/1857377727420227820CAFE SEXO
>>502338451weird looking ningen
>>502337726breed cafe
>>502338451this ningen has very lovely hindquarters that i could easily mistake for those of a double crown winning uma musume
>>502309349>>502312047anybody knows where is this from? I really like this style
>>502339507do ningen women really have an ass that big?
>>502339765Rudolf's og design
>>502340050Who's the artist? Umas look so cool in his style
>>502340342maybe you can try by reading the file name of rudolf pic you posted
>>502339918anyone who has tried to get close to the truth has no recollection of the attempt...
>>502340514filename too long
>>502340616oh nyoo...
whenever i tap the screen on Vivlos i compulsively do a nadenade motion with the tap
spetard....
There's a very brief moment in RTTT's OP that really shows just how GIGANTIC Narita's forehead really is. It's even shining.
>>502352498*smooch*
>>502352498it's beautiful, made for smooches and plastering with cum from paizuri
I've never watched the anime or played the games, who should my wife be when global releases?
>when global releaseslol
>>502352498
why does nige suck so bad?
>>502352498You could crack an egg on that
>>502359971nige is meta for this loh though?
>>502362027i'm not talking about the dedicated 2 times a year where the position is relevant
Hakasex
>>502359971The worst is oikomi though.
>>502366583every oikomi girl is sex incarnate which helps
>>502367329there is very compelling evidence in support of this
>>502359971just like real life senkou/sashi > everything else
>>502367746>>502367329
>>502370758What are they doing?
>>502369554>just like real life senkou/sashi > everything elseuntil you get a horse like suzukahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKESIh9fEfA
>>502377145Being alive beats being dead.Checkmate.
https://files.catbox.moe/ss0t1v.mp4
>>502378631I apologize for the audio. It was too low so I tried bumping it up and failed miserably. I also forgot to rewind to make the stuttering disappear
Mirako pits....
>>502395375F a t
Time to support my msgk witch.
kek
>>502401684Yeah that's what I think as well, there is no design process iteration & justification for each horse, it simply prints what's already in-game and puts it on a book
cafe sex
>>502401965I thought there were a few neat facts in there although I haven't autistically read up every detail on all the original umas yet so maybe they aren't new.
>>502405760nothing really. just bio of the initial cast and majority of support cards + album covers
How do I lure the creature known as "ayabe"?
I want to fuck a fella...
>>502407753You wait for a starry night with clear sky, then put out something fuwafuwa near a warm place. If you did everything correctly, the Ayabe will take your fuwafuwa and give you some coffee beans in return.Do not try to capture the Ayabe, you will die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5tN6LnqQOMI hope you guys have all 4 speed meta cards to MLB
>>502408824that artist, surely he is drawing umanko hidden somewhere
>>502411278Don't worry I have MLB Kitasan, FKKTR, Tachyon, and Pokke spd ready
>>502411278Well yes, but why?
sexo
It’s banner announcement day tomorrow.
>>502413037Not a single mare eligible for the banner tomorrow has won their QEII
>>502413978good thing the upcoming G1s are mile champ and japan cup, not QEII
>>502414080They're gonna release an uma with some advantage for the upcoming LoH. Why do you think they rushed Bubble out instead of releasing Messiah when Shuka Sho was two fucking days away?
>>502413037It's going to be Buena for JC, then two alts for the seasonal event.
>>502414292they're not releasing messiah until they announce the last part of the current main story arcand bubble got in so quickly because of what you said plus shadai privilege
HOLY SEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXCAFE SEX SEX SEX SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I was watching Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson and I thought about an uma boxing league, where they all fight shirtless with their titties out and the stallions wear regular shorts and the mares wear bloomers. That would be great huh?
They'll announce and release Daiwa Major out of nowhere tomorrow
>>502415051We're never getting another Daiwa hors like we're never getting another Admire.
>>502414779holy SEXO
>>502411278I usually cap my speed with just El and Dura.
Xinabros...
>>502418782T-This time for sure!
Kita kids won Tokyo Sports Hai, another Equinox in the making
>>502414292it would be bullshit if it's someone else.Might be Buena.
>>502419441oh, it's the same race nox won, even
New uma will be Hishi Gundam 0.5 star
>>502419441>+24kglolhttps://x.com/LongBallToNoOne/status/1857672297735405674
>>502420220big hors, like his dad
>>502419441You guys always say that.
>>502418782lol, lmao
>>502419441Nice, he's in my POG. Also the 2nd place was a Satono. Kino...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADP_oOUB0u8
wtf there are lot of still flower stands, I and my circle only had 2 but knowing there are at least 14 is far what we realize.
I never quite fully realized how small a lot of the umas are, being sub or around 1.40m and whatnot.
>>502422669they should be bigger
>>502422669Nishino Flower wakes up my (overprotective) father instincts to untold levels compared to the other small uma girls.
Show me Kanna Nakamura's flower stand please
>>502429848I dont get it.She feels like a mother to me instead of a daughter.
>>502429924Fuck off Char
sex
>>502422669Imagine beating this little shit.
>>502430367beating her womb with my cock
>>502429924
>>502429924Based Lt. Quattro.
SEXOOOOOOOO
>>502408824I will Cum on this fella.
https://x.com/netkeiba/status/1857652140996698272Pradaria skips JC and goes to HK instead, 14 horses left in JC
>>502434309The invaders are going to slaughter everyone aiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeee
>>502432492>>502408824https://files.catbox.moe/zatvje.png
>>502435097>AI
AhemSEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stop thinking about sex all the time.
>>502439698>Stop thinking about horses all the time.Get out
>>502439698Some people just idolize Mr Hands, and there’s nothing wrong with that.
>>502408824boobs2big
Fetishizing umas is the biggest reason I am into this franchise. They're like sex candy to me and there's nothing wrong with that as Cygames is perfectly aware of it.
Which uma will they announce tomorrow?
>>502337726Wappi~!
Which hors has 100% fattest bottom?
>>502439698Umanko evokes something primal in man.
shes so cute
STOP VR DACCHI, PLEASE!!
>>502446373grASS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7C46IESXKA&t=146s>Lememe looks back, no one's coming to challenge>tells Nox to slow down>hors ears perk upDamn cute, I never noticed this before.
>>502434309nyooo...
>>502452584Go watch all of Nox's races, you can tell the exact moment he hit the brakeshttps://youtu.be/hpNqat_ETPk
Ooooohhh you will witness your favorite Uma fanartists putting meme watermarks and placebo filters on all their works Ooooohhh>>502446010>sample watermarkSkeb or something for Comiket?
bunny amiyabe
>>502466996That’s like every nip artist now.
>>502446373Taiki and Creek are the only ones with H90+ (Creek has the current biggest hip measurement at H91), Grass does have a big butt for her stature but even in proportion to her other measurements her butt's still not quite as big
>>502469056I told you JP artists are increasingly becoming no longer based now
>>502446952Uma demands ningen cock.It all comes down to Instinct!
going to the local Tracen and adopting a pet Vivlos to take home!
>>502473076We don't like Nazi horses in here.
>502472067I told you to fuck off and die already
>>502472067They were once based?
>>502474908I'm half-joking
silly hors
KANKANKANKAN
Game needs more girls with freckles, how come Fujin is the only one?
this should have been the actual imouto event in Vivlos's training story
once janny gets past page 10 he can get unlimited treats and never work again!
>umas can just enter infirmary with lewd attire and sekuhara youWHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS ACADEMY
>>502473371Speak for you
>>502504346Juancho Santiago Luis de Mateo Ángel...
>>502502948after her there's only Kyoto City and a bunch of g1lets left from their owner
Is Golshi one of the best secondary bait characters of all time?
>>502504774
>>502498408*what is so right with this academy
I want to be uma
"Academy" It was never one you fools. It was always a
>>502513540Dacchis... they took anon out before he could say Tracen is
nyooo...
>hello torena let us play a game where you can't escape from my sexual assaultGET ME OUT OF THIS MADHOU
Verxinachads today is our day
>>502517306>Losing to Air Messiah
>>502517668i mean messiah does have more than 0 tiaras
>>502517668>Messiah this earlyPandora is gonna be the main story part 3 protagonist, calling it.
>>502517668I'm wheezing lmaooooooo, they did Verxina real dirty
>>502506909Pull points
>>502517668kek
>>502517668As the one Air Messiahfag here I'm elated
Bros....
>>502517668*pukes*
>>502517668Verxinakeks...>>502418782It's this negro's fault
My hate for gl*sses only grows stronger.
poor oneechan being separated from her imoutos
You'll learn to appreciate sex soon enough
>>502520546Yea cause she's not getting any
>>502520684I'm cumming in her daily starting tomorrow
>>502517668Always a good time to laugh at Verxina
>>502517668She looks cute, gonna roll.
>>502517904Not exactly a hard call considering she's a Fukunaga mare, though this does mean she's coming after anni like Kraft when the main story updates.
Ayabe on the remake!
I'm wondering when they'll release Buena, Zun and Verxina. I already had my suspicions but I'm now certain that Verxina will be a 2 star now.
>>502522113the only 2-stars they've released post-launch have been g1lets
>>502517668Thanks, I hate it.
>>502522579Ever since the SoE 3 star I think they stopped giving a shit
>>502522826anon biko was only a couple months beforehand, there's no way they changed gears that quickly
>>502522935Trust the plan
>>502522826SoE isn't even the first G1let 3* though. And if someone's going to be the yearly 2* it's going to be Variation after Orve's likely release next month.
>Verxina will be added in May>Verxina will be added during the food scenario launch>Verxina will be added during 3.5 anni>Verxina will be added in October>Verxina will be added in November>Verxina will be added as a 2* during 4th anni [YOU ARE HERE]>Verxina will be randomly added to the 1* pool unannounced in 2025
>>502486031>schizo watermark memelmao
>>502523290>Orve's likely release next monthorf's gonna be the next anni uma
fuck me
hymmm, nyo.
>>502523703Well someone's gotta be the Arima/Nakayama advantage horse for CM and between Orve and No Reason, Orve is the uma that makes more sense. SiL or Buena can be the anni horse.
>>502523474>Taabochads finally get some company in 1* purgatoryIt'd be absolute kino.
strem starto
>>502523703I feel like it's more likely to be SiL.
>SiLDecember>Buena/No ReasonJanuary>Orfe4th Anni>VerxinaLolDone.
Samson Big when....
>>502527647She's too big for this game
>>502517668>>502517306The Verxina bullying is real.
>>502523474Verxina will be a global exclusuve
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUXDQkOt1U4Almost time!
Verxina is the new Sundayman.
There it is!
Sugar kun's comeback when
t-minus 1 hour until mile champ
time for the chambers again
>>502531750Cum from top to bottom
free them
nyooooo...
Ohhh... taiman...
Will be funny if both Mile G1 won by gaijin horse
Ayabe in DQ3
The invaders lost.
Soul Rush won
Soul Rush won, Charyn started slow and ended up 4th
>>502534957*5th
>>502535610About to get fined for that. Old JRA folks don't like that early celebration.
>>502517668well that was predictable, devs pulling yet another of it. Although she is being appearing in those racing chibi were more or less a sign. At least it wasn't Daring Heart since the other had a strong fan base next to Kraft and Cesario.
https://x.com/JayRAye02/status/1858041608543023119>>502536052Obviously he knows it well but totally worth it
>>502536052>Old JRA folkfk the fossils.>>502534957What happen to Namur? I didn't get to watch due to the blackout early.
>>502536052>>502536494>doesn't like early celebrationironic that umamusume LET this be.
>>502536762Pulled up, probably way too tired after being forced to run near the front
>>502537223nyoooo...
Mares...
whyhttps://x.com/uma_musu/status/1858053494940565667
>>502536762>>502537223https://x.com/netkeiba/status/1858047863915426041>Demuro felt something is wrong with Namur's running so he had to slow down
https://x.com/netkeiba/status/1858059630632644894>Soul Rush jockey Danno Taisei fined 50,000 yen for fist pump before the finish linelmao
>>502539368>C.Demuro buff turns into life saving special effectItalian Demuro is too strong.
https://x.com/Casablanca_2021/status/1858043821822718306'21 classic gen truly is the best generation
>>502540763No wonder why Yuni LOVES him (and you)
>>502540871TWENTY FIRST GEN BEST GENTWENTY FIRST GEN STRONGEST GEN
Make your pick
>>502538921Seriously considering getting one but you have to cut it down the middle yourself and I feel like I'd fuck it up
>>5025424566
>>5025424563 is the sex room.
>>502542456>Group 1 is worth just for Tamamo's singing in Kansai dialect>Has Brian been pressured to join Group 2?>Group 3 sounds fun, expecting lot of anime-related songs, Dobell is a tough nut to crack but she will ultimately follow the group once fired up with the atmosphere>Group 6 is similar to Group 3, more centered in pop songs instead, with Digi-tan trying to not spill all her spaghetti over her otaku preferences I would put several hours in karaoke training alone in a room, just like in my Yakuza games, before choosing any group
>>5025424564 is the most fun to me.>Eurobeat with granny>City Pop and old 90 songs with Neicha>Chuuni anime songs with Gimlet>Dura would sing any song you choose for herDasca would probably just sing the number one song on the chart, but I have no idea what Ayabe would sing.
>>5025424563 > 6 >>> the rest
>>502538620I WANT SEX
Soul
>>502517668Meekbros, why did a mob become playable before her?
>>502548996rush
>>502548996What do they do with these flower stands after the event? Some of them are so pretty, it would be a waste to just throw it away.
>>502549889They take them to the corresponding horse's grave.
oh hey I got the movie protagonly 35 more characters to go
How can verxina even compete?
>>502555039I prefer Xina's regular big tits over Donna's giant big tits
Awfully dead today arent we
>>502555039Make fun of Gentildonna for not being able to hug her trainer.
>>502563646Nothing much to do until after banner change.
Time for Verxina to fight back. By the way what would happen if Verxina hugged Gentildonna's trainer? Asking for a friend.
>>502563646I have IRL shit to take care of. Day job and events on the side. I wish I could post here all day.
Is it possible?
How can a npc fight back?
>>502565095What happens to NPC uma who lose? Do they go to the glue factory?
>>502565291They become cripples and drunkards in forgotten scenarios.
>>502565095Just because her legs are bad doesn't mean that her hips are just as weak!
With her legs not working, I guess you will have to take the lead all the time.
>>502564921https://youtu.be/1EXR1dL1owkAn alternate timeline where Gentildonna is slowly dying
>>502568465Verxina enjoying herself until she got hit with the bag.
Sizeable if genuine
sex?
>>502570907Actually since Alkes is full of Sakuras that probably would make her Chitose O
>>502554382SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXX
>>502542456部屋5号はやべなw
>>502570907>>502572830god I hope chitose doesn't get mob'd
HOT DAMN, LOOK AT THOSE BIG JUICY MELONS!
Would you train the Dream Team?
First for "yes, with my cock"
>>502582691Do you even have the endurance?
>>502552247TOUCH (ROBO) UMA TUMMY
Which uma love tummy touches the most?
do we know what horss are going to hong kong
Gentil is definitely the type to molest your abs and pecs since she's grooming you to be her gorimacho husband
>>502585352Kinda like this
>>502585352>Leans on you while you stretch>Sits on your back while you do pushups >Assists you when lifting weights >Gives you massages >Joins you in the shower and sauna It would be very helpful.
>>502534957good effort by marvel as well, and it's his first mile race in three years
>>502585352NYOOO THIS ISN'T PART OF OUR TRAINING CONTRACT AAIIIEEEEEE
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Subscription_Purseimagine if these were still run today
Pretty depressing to see chibisexman putting those obnoxious watermarks on his art
>>502588678dance partner, genuine, and tayasu tsuyoshi will also have big tits
>>502589127ikr
>>502583473No, but Machitan will be kind enough to not judge me for it.
Pathetic.
the charge: not enough umapyoithe sentence: moar umapyoi
>>502595937That umapyoi might hurt.
uuuuuu my dead sisters uuuuSHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DONKEY
What's our safe-word?
>>502579056how much umapyoi would it take to make them concentrate on their races
>>502599297He seems like a wet noodle. The girls run the team and he's just there. I wonder if they want Spica's T?
>>502599505MEANWHILE AT SPICA...
>>502589127One person jokingly said art would be better with 90% watermarks. He wasn't wrong. Just saturate the whole art with watermark then recolor it.
>>502596358it'll be very painful
>>502603269You're a big trainer
>>502603513>>502603513>>502603513>>502603513
>>502585704imagine the powerful gorilla grip on your ass cheeks as she judges how your squats progress is going....
>>502599505She's the woman in the relationship, the Umas just take his body without asking... nyooo
gone fishin'
>>502604024>Trainer watch my squat technique >Look carefully>Puts her butt in your face>ARE YOU WATCHING PROPERLY!? >See, that's how you do a squat>Again!
>>502612678>ywn feel your head flatten as she squishes you under her big powerful mare ass
>>502613064The smell, I am mentally visualizing it.
Petting the furry guys.
>>502618050fluffywuffy horsies...
DQ3 remake has been real good for Ayabe fans.
I think Verxina and Gentildonna should be on the same team since Verxina likes to do Gentildonna's training and rivals her hard. It's nice to see rival buddies.
so what happened to Namur, anyways
>>502623128Demuro noticed something was wrong with her at the stretch and stopped to make sure she was okay. She's doing fine.
How do you tell the twins apart?
they've kinda fucked themselves over by having ayabe fixate so much on her dead twin, because it's gonna make Don's introduction really awkward (assuming they do still have the rights to the rest of the admires not counting Moon)
>>502630393Why? Don's by Timber Country and Ayabe's by Sundayman, they're not full siblings.
>>502630393Not really, they could make Don be the "little sister trying to get big sister's attention" schtick.
Bakushin
>>502630393They'll have similar chemistry like Ardan and Ramonu
>>502631307My beautiful wife
Would
K0koro bunny Ayabe when
>>502630641Thoroughbreds are only considered siblings when they share a mother.
https://www.iwara.tv/video/hl3ODd0DGzzmcG/umapyoi-densetsu-or-north-flightSEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>502634294Totally a teenage girl.
It's data time.
>>502636814>checks JAVslooks right to me
新データをあり
>>502585268anyone?
Now this is a REAL teenage girl! Very youthful!
>>502639687https://www.jra.go.jp/news/202410/102304.htmlAll the ones that were registered, though some of these have been confirmed to not be going.
>>502638998Thanks Mejiro Gyaru >>502640072Yea but she has a cool car.
>>502640072>Womb so old it’s filled with spider websNah
>>502640875She spreads her influence and taste for 80's fashion to her grandkids.
My wife!
>>502641940Impressive, very nice.Let's see Paul Allen's wife.
>>502626058Many fans were glad Demuro notice it, that was better than an injured/dead Namur...
My wives...
LOH in a few days umadacchi..
i love mares...
>>502644757Once again I'll just be throwing again throwing my 3 best girls from the new scenario in and hoping for the best
>>502644757my mare team is ready
>>502645270explode
Messiah has a sex inducing voice..
>>502644581in all honesty it's probably about time for her to retire
seeeeeeeeeex
>a hors gal will never give (you) this lookWhy even live?
>>502645270Deck?
>>502647903
>in-game hugging animationsHas this been done before?
Any newmas hints?
>>502649234post 'em
>>502649234Not in a campaign I think
>>502649647
>>502650102Oh yeah, that's really new. We never had non-main story animation where two characters physically touch before, I think.
>>502650102horsies are for hugs
Please roll for her...
>>502650712>more yuribait
>>502650825It's up to you to give them correction
>>502650825It's a shoujo manga where the plain ugly glasses girl mc somehow gets the attention of all the handsome boys at school
>>502650581Cute.
>>502650720You can roll for mobs now?
>>502651143>>502650581Why do men love hors so much
uma musume futa porn would probably go hard as fuck
>>502651357Pure creatures who just want to go fast.
Hors also love men.
>>502650720nyo...
Why is ningen likes this?
>>502650720I blew all my jims trying to roll support cards.
>>502649234god i wish that were me
>>502652165This is a real sad one. This was Nox urging Lememe to get on his back since he thought it was race time but it was actually his retirement ceremony.
>the current state of Jungle Pocket
>>502654695And now Japan is paying the price for not listening to the hors god.
>>502650720>Gl*ssesEw, no
Global...
Huh, cool.
>>502658376I'd say explode but mobs get a pass. Congrats umadachi.
>>502658376Treat her well
>>502645270>Bijinsbased taste anon
>>502662041probably has less to do with his taste and more with the fact that they're all meta for this LoH
>>502654695>his caretakers were feeling bad sending him to the racecourse for retirement when he's getting in the racing mode
>>502650825one is her uncle retard. Shakur had to keep certain data from being leaked to Messiah (aka the one where she is dancing in that bubble dress)
>>502662741>metapffft imagine suddenly giving her attention because she become important.
>>502662760You think I didn't know that?That still doesn't change what I said, retard
>tfw a mob scored harder than idol burd
>>502665935That's my wife
>>502665935Nyooo, the mares are so aggressive...
would you risk it?
>>502667408Yes
>>502667408Nah, you already have enough speed.
>>502667058Not for only 73 skill points and meh stats
>>502665935>falco loses to a megane (again)lol
Who let Bourbon into the 4chan server room?
>>502667760Maybe Falco should wear glasses too.
>>502650720>shit design>forgettable character>yuribaitNo thanks, bro
>>502665935Those are some real galge heroine-tier lines. She looks even more like a mob than Mirako but what is the rest of her personality like?
Fluffy Fusion
>>502669960Mirako actually looked appealing.
>>502665935>trying to salvage a yuritrash characterlol
>>502668326>>502671686>being this much low T
>>502667482>>502667591I didn't do it and I'm happy with the result
>>502671745Degradation into la creatura
>>502673283>>>/(You)/
>>502674413There is no need for schizos like you ranting about yuri out of nowhere. You got the wrong franchise for that to spread your inane western culture war.But I guess that's a problem bound to happen more often if the mobile game were to eventually release with an English TL.
>>502674964WHY DO THE CHILDREN LOOK LIKE THEIR MOM?????? THIS IS CREEPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>502675295I thought the idea of Admire Vega having twin children to be a pretty heart-warming concept
>>502675669(I agree dacchi)
>>502674964It's okay, anon. (You) can like the iceskating scene.
>>502675295Please understand yuriniggers are deranged enough to bitch about umayome
Couldn't build a satisfying big niger, so I will use these.
>>502676267I just find weird that the anti-yuri schizo is having a meltdown on Air Messiah, the guy may as well not involve himself further with the Uma franchise if he finds any interactions between girls to be suspicious (let alone the female trainer option which does alter dialogues in-game). Then again, accusing me of "bitching about umayome" does show he's projecting his dementia.
neicha anon here from that kfc event, thinking of drawing hussy for real now
https://x.com/jango_umamusume/status/1858009594024571187Air Messiah rejecting petting from Fukunaga. Also liked to balance the feed bucket on her head.
>>502677721The reaction from yuriniggers about umayome is enough of a reason for it to be an issue.
>>502678619hors cute
>>502678619Hors smart to remember the man who robbed her of 2 tiaras.
>>502674964my cute daughters blumenblatt and kiss to heaven
>>502677906Hey you got better, nice.
>>502677906Based, extra based if it's r18
>>502677906pls add massive toned abs ty
Creatures…
if they ever get justin palace do you think they'll acknowledge his siblings?because one is a foreign hors and the other is a Barows
>>502685625this
>>502688056Doubt it, Justin, Iron, and Malice didn't have enough connection other than being half-siblings
>artist making winter comiket doujin of kraftsexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx based!!!making successors with Kraft-chan!!!
https://x.com/josephleeracing/status/1858512537001549890US raider confirmed for Hanshin JF raid with Dettori
>>502688056They've done it before with Grass, Fine, Crown, etc so it's not surprising if they'd indirectly mention Palice Malice.
This fuckers is getting horny all day while his generation is still doing their best to defend against the invaders
>>502690242IS THAT
>>502689454It’s like they smell blood in the water. I can’t imagine the chaos if a foreigner wins a Japanese junior G1.
>>502430367Good luck, bitch.
Will it have english sub?
Stop making /v/ threads
>>502691941>movie about Derby & JC winner will be available for stream on JC dayAlright Do Deuce will win this
Is Ramonu's voice ever going to appear at a live or is she too big
>>502694665Maybe when grub stop paying her to show up.
>>502691090japan deserves this for being as greedy as gaijins and retiring nox too early
I’m really thankful for the influx of bunny Ayabe art.
>>502696458if they were like gaijins he would've been retired at 3.
>another artist using retarded watermarks>one of the copa artisthow can I even enjoy this things now...
>>502650102>hover handsCome on. All that money from being on top of the charts since launch and you can't be bothered to properly design a hug? Fucking Cygames.
>>502656118holy 5head
cool, next milestone at 2.5m might take a while
>no one around to save meNYYYOOOOOO!!!
>Durandal refuses to give her trainer up for Curren-chan or OrfeIKZE...
Air Messiah is soooo easy to train
I just realized bathrat leon retired...
>>502708963how
>>502710053You mean, Mecchan senpai
Is Messiah for /you/?
Couldn't they have implemented a cuter mob?
Vivlos in Helldivers!
>>502710298i'm using thisif i replaced my UDs with UCs that alone would probably be enough for 2.5m but>sweating more in GFFgonna pass on that garbo for now
>>502717504Made for freedom.
>>502651357Real answer; the co-evolution between man and horse forged over 5,000 years. Horse and man are as close as man and dog. Man had made as many breeds of horse as there are dogs. Horses were the fighter jets of the ancient battlefield and something to be feared. Horses also helped open up the world to exploration. 1493 was a great year for horses as they were transplanted into the New World. Ancient natives couldn't wrap their head around the concept of a horse until they were shown how to use them. You were born too late to get on your horse and travel out town with I'm afraid.
>finish the run with 7 golds and 4 evos and decent stats on everything... >except sub 1000 wisdom because McShitstain decided to go on vacation again
>>502724685Both at the same time.
We hate Mejiros here.
On the internet, nobody knows you are a Mejiro.
>>502733052>1493 was a great year for horses as they were transplanted into the New World. Ancient natives couldn't wrap their head around the concept of a horse until they were shown how to use themwhat's funny is that horses first evolved in the new world before coming to the old world via Beringia
Get back to your office and see this.
>>502737225sending Bourbon near a server room is the strongest DDOS attack imaginable
>>502737225Why do none of the locks work in this school
>>502690242Why is he looking at me like that?
>>502737225Grope Bourbon.
>>502737508You rape umaHors rape youThe circle of life
>>502737225No more treats for Doto
Poor Doto, she means well but she can't get it right.
hors should be big
>>502738590I think that may affect her speed?
>>502690242his current job is to be a fucker so good on him
>>502738691>bounces her fat fucking tits while winning triple tiara + dubai G1s + JC x2 + arima kinen in your path
>>502738876Poor Suzuka has to see this running along side her.
Umamusume's normal body temperature is 37.6 degrees Celsius.
>>502744561Feels great when you breeding.
...bros?
>>502744561why is your screencap so small and crunchy
>>502745094He's playing on a lenovo thinkpad
What the FUCK is McWhore's problem? Too busy getting fucked by 10 trainers at once to show up to my trainings? FUCK THIS BITCH
>>502745091Don't fight it. That princess is way too strong. Just get ready for umapyoi.
>>502752272That's not a nice thing to say about your uma
>>502752272sometimes she shows up to int training 5 times in a row and then there are times when she shows up less than 3 times throughout the entire runthough I'm using her at 0LB
Can an uma be considered pure if she already had another trainer before you?
>>502755235well, she doesn't look very pure to me
This Mejiro.
https://litter.catbox.moe/lvrb6y.jpgI'm making gaia force...
horny ass thread
>>502761321You're telling me now for the first time
>>502752272Too busy eating sweets
>>502761139Not equinox?
sucks that the game is locked at 1080p verticalcan't fill my 1440p vertical monitor
if she mob, why she is sexo?
>>502764318You can use Lossless Scaling to upscale the game.
>>502752272Maybe you should try fucking your wife once in a while?
>>502766003If she showed up to her wisdom trainings I would get her pregnant
1600m G1 farmed by '21 gen
>>502765564Mare manko grips harder and tighter...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNM68vwpeectreats 4 doto
https://umamusume.jp/news/detail?id=2225The monthly pack is getting revamped, but I don’t recall them announcing it before.
>>502770429Also it’s not gonna be available for DMM users for some reason.
>>502770429Huh so they're removing the golshi daily paid jewels thing to combine it with the battle pass while making it less expensive overall?
>>502771051Seems like it, and they're probably announcing it ahead of pakalive so it doesn't look like a rugpull.
do we still expect another uma to come out by the end of the month?
>>502771769No since the Christmas event is after this. We might get 2 in december, who knows.
>>502772038Hopefully, but recent months they've been sticking hard to 1 newma to the point of extending the newma banner for 2 weeks.
>>502772167doubt since they ass pull of giving 2 alts this month.
>>5027723252 alts of the same theme in 2 separate banners, I can't believe they actually did that
>getting scolded by your junior
>>502772453They did that once in january, but I thought it was just an S3 thing.
>>502771051>>502771702Are they dumb??? Do they hate money or something
>>502775945If you go full jew, the customer base will dry up, so it’s gotta be a give and take.
>>502775945They do make yuribait stories
>>502664751lmao, not even shakur-retards are fine with this. Shakur is already established as her uncle.
>>502776082>If you go full jew, the customer base will dry upWrong
I want Air not multiple succubus!!!
>>502775945>>502776082>>502771051>>502770429I haven't paid a cent ever since both DMM and Jewgle cockblocked gaijins from paying.And I cash sparked FKHRT support before that.
>>502776082can't jew either, stupid japs don't want gaijin money.
Either I need to only use Shakur as my only stam card or something because I don't understand how I can use the same damn deck and get vastly different results like this.All I know is that while Shakur fills that left-side meter faster, she's causing me to click on stam training way too much.
>>502778271Fuck you now I'm forced to play the game again and purchase monthly jewel for the dumb idol collab
>>502779146Shakur or Biwa is mandatory because of +2 EN pts
>>502781438I know but my question is if I can just forego Creek (my second stam card) and use my 1LB Shakur instead for a 3rd speed card, because I don't think I need all this stamina
>>502772453They already did that with French Golshi and Dia.
Expanded Universe
Too big
No such thing as too big
Mares
sexo...
>>502765564I need full...
>>502790407AAAEEIIIII SUNDAYMAN
>>502790407SSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Straight girl
>>502791327https://www.patreon.com/posts/116293478
sex with fuu-chan!!
>>502790407holy sexo
I think I gave myself ED from umanko, I literally can't get hard if I'm not looking at or thinking about umas
>>502794238Oh my God, he's finally drawing someone that's not Kurofune.
>>502781851Sure, this mode gives you plenty of chance to reach 1,200 stamina with just one stam card. You shouldn't need anymore than that for anything that's not a looooong cup.
>>502794658I'm still pissed that he deleted all of his soccer boys
OH NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>502795971Would be better if she walked in on (you) molesting her while out of body
>>502795685Did he actually? It's not archived anywhere?
>>502796478Turns out he actually didn't and it was just xitter screwing me over.Fuck Elon
>>502797058Oh phew, I saved all of his Pui but I didn't think to save Soccer Boy.
SSSSSEEEEEEXXXXXXX
NYOOOOOOO I CANT BREATHE
>>502798484Wow... >>502585352
>>502799140her and pandora is so sex
>>502799140When is she coming I want to roll for her already...
>>502800990Hold a bit longer and try fondling her g-spots
>>502801212
>>502801351
>>502801472
>>502801626Why is Sundayman like this?
>>502801771BREED CAFE
mares....mares...
>>502801771All I know is, nothing good will come from giving Sundayman what he wants.
>>502799140where is her mole?
>>502778271
SEXXXXXXXXXXX
yippie
>>502816897When will they announce her...
stop making /v/ threads
>>502819015stop browsing /v/ you cuntstain
Can Awei be stopped?
>>502788013The thumbnail looks like someone is squatting over suzuka
>>502826036>teehee oh nyooo torena i totally have real pain in my foot i guess you have to let me squish my tits on your back teeheel-lecherous horses....
>>502765564Mobs end up in high class uma brothels
>>502829149more like they end up perusing ningen brothels and specifically go for the men who will roleplay as trainers to get over losing their respective trainerbowls in the past
oh nyooooooooo
>>502831515>Ý̸̯̹̜͕͉̞̹̝͎͚̿̀͐͛̋̚O̵̭̜̯̼͖̜͑̾̏̀̂̐̉͝Ṻ̵̡̳̩́̽ ̴̯̫͑̾̍͝ͅW̷͕̊͋̊̓͠I̴͔̜̙̪͍͌͋̚͜L̴̨̗̞̱͚̯̖̜͎̬̩̋̓̋͐̊̽̄̌̐̾Ļ̶͎͙̘̗̩̙̺̿̓̎̂͜͠ ̴͈͎̻̮̜̮͍̰̉͗̄͛̆͛̋̚͠͝ͅC̵̺͇̯̜̱̘̺͚Ô̴̻̯͑͌͛͝M̵̨͈̬͑͝͝͝É̵̹̙̈̿̄̄͑̎ ̴͚̫̏T̷̛̟̳̜̣̈́̆̔̋͌͆̎́͘͝Ờ̴̗̉̌̔̔̚ ̷̢̻̪̱̜̜͐̆̊̃͗̈́͂̚̕͜͜͠ͅḦ̶̱̩̫͓̓̕̕Õ̵̡̘̗̙͖̗̙͈͓Ṉ̶̯͚̍̿͛͊͛̚͝͝͠Ğ̸̼̣͚̜̈͊̋͐̃̓̃ͅ ̴̢̂K̴̨̡̧̹̺͔̜͔͖͇͗̃͗͗́̽͘͜O̸̧̡̧̤̱̼̘̽Ń̶̖̫̮̖̣̼̭̙̫̍́̌̒͋̂G̴̝̣̯͓̭̻͒͆̈́̽̀̒̆̊͘ ̵̛͚̗̝̙̬̪̊́̎͒̋͒̆͋̊ͅW̴͈̾̒Ǐ̶̛̻͊̇̒̆͝Ţ̴̢̛̞͈͚̳͕͔̫̭̮̜̀̓͌̄̀̔̔̕͝H̴̨͎̣̤̭͙̭͇̊̇̌̿̐̑̍͋ͅ ̵̛̺͈̠̣̑̀̀̇̈́́͝M̶̨̬̘̫̪̯̖̠͎̞͍̖̔̓͌̚È̴̖͙̼̞͈̗͇͍̣͔̾̔̃̈́͊̎̈
speaking of hong kong, when are they gonna do more foreign race scenarioshell I think they still have yet to properly implement the 1000m and 4000m frog races that are in the game's code
>>502826036>>502827206>she's just pretending, can't you seeyeah, so am i
>>502755235Not all trainers fuck the Umas they're training. Some trainers are already taken
>>502776082burger Sport games say otherwise
>>502838142kashikokunai....
>>502842659Is that a forged Jim? The umapolice will be with you shortly
>>502843086what are they gonna do, force me to umap
air jihad when
>>502848450>globlul in the works>9/11Do they even have the balls to do that?
>>502297763I'm glad I noticed the OP was a webm before the thread died, cute Taabo.>>502770429Guess I'm lucky my daily pack ended today, I'll renew it while I still can.
basketball uma please black me
Ewww, black umas
>>502798718Nothing light about her.
>>502852143Rape.
>look up Uma Musume Party Dash to see what the game is actually like>get pic related as my first resultI hate how YouTube encourages this kind of opportunism.
>>502866257He not wrong tho
Did you take your uma to the pool today?
>can put a fresh new gum piece in her mouth and start blowing bubbles without even chewingN-NANI?!?!
>>502875483Now try kissing her.
>>502866257It is important to stay informed and safe.
They see your ______
>>502888828What does this Satono even do?
>>502866257fiddling with the controller and completing 2 char stories took me just a bit above 2 hours and now I can't request a refund. This shit is legit scam
>>502866257it's 4 minigames for near AAA price (actually AAA price if you include the season pass)he's not wrong
>>502891870the price is worth it just for the crystal alone, the game is just a slight bonus
>>502892754You know, you're right. 60 bucks for a guaranteed rainbow crystal is actually a steal. If only that grind worked outside of the gacha economy.
>>502866257Everything leading up to the game's release was indicative of it being overpriced garbage with no content and I'd say I'm shocked that people bought it fully knowing this but I'm not, the gacha crowd will buy up anything and the few globaltards that did were just starved for any uma game in general. In 10 years maybe it'll be a weird collector's item that will have resale value who knows.
Yes but that doesn't answer my question if Party Dash is cute or not?
>>502896219The sprites and voice lines are super cute, it's a shame about everything else
Jesus Christ, how horrifying.
Party Dash would be better if it had dancing tanuki uma. Prove me wrong.
>>502849168more like mocking
https://x.com/goku_uma/status/1859060474530459922Goliath's Jockey declared he'll win Japan Cup
Can I hit her with the cans?
Good god.
>>502898642https://x.com/ouma_channel/status/1858827241800822867He still has legit fatso mentality even until now.
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1859054725049839965
country bumpkin mare sexo...
Global is legitimately giving crash and burn vibes, and I am all for it.
>>502902549>2026>Fujita stepped down from CyberAgent's President>Uma crashed and EoS'd, lost the lawsuit against Konami>Fujita finally won his first real G1 race
>>502902549Crash implies it had any steam to begin with, its gonna be more like a fender bender
>>502902549/uma/ might crash just as hard brojust pray that it doesn't come out and cygames eventually forget about it. or that it eos before release
>>502907150The newfag and /pol/tard influx we've had recently has already been annoying so when people come talking about a version of the game that's 4 years behind I hope we can just sustain a separate general
>>502908252>I hope we can just sustain a separate generalCan barely sustain this one.
>>502908349the slowest of these threads have all been faster than what i had seen for the whole time i was in toji threads
>>502908349I'll take a comfy slow thread that lasts a week over one that lasts a day and has a daily spergout every time
>>502908349blah, I prefer this than the mess similar to /bag/Ever since global was added it was never the same
>>502908738I just don't really think this game will have a BA type audience that would ruin it in the same manner. That's just me hoping for the best I suppose.
Rodin will have his retirement ceremony after Japan Cup.https://x.com/netkeiba/status/1859064086807667129
I need locodol pussy right now
>>502910314Understandable since Rodin probably has more JP fans than EU, hope he get a satisfying finish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UcJSoLoYBINYYYOOOOO!!!!!
>POV: You're IKZE
surrounded by sex
>>502918302SEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Daiwa Scarlet got mad titties for a 14 year old
>>502918302sex sex sex sexxx!!!!
>>502922096SEX
IMAGINE
>dodo got the blessings of the motherfucking emperor himself>another newma coming in next pakaliveWHAT is even happening today?
>>502922397Heart's Cry and Deep uma soon
>>502922301She gets the coffee scalding hot this time
>>502922301You are like a daughter to me
https://x.com/uma_musu/status/1859159997080592417>pakalive this 27th>new uma announcementsssssssssssssssssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Shadai new fee:>Kitasan & Equinox remained the same at 20M Jpy>Kizuna increased from 12M to 20M>Contrail small increases from 15M to 18M>Epi decreased from 15M to 12M
>>502923993Who is the mystery nigga?
>>502924283Azusa Shizuki
If only the game wasn't censored woke denuvo trash.
>>502924283Oh fuck that's the rude green imas girl
>>502923993>1999 era>Shion somehow included as wellI've got no clue at all but I'll cope for Heart's Cry and Stay Gold
>>502924913I've got a strange feeling of dread that it is Stay Gold.
>>502924035>kizuna that highI expect 18m, I guess they still going to limit Kita and Nox number next year
>>502923993
I love Digitan so muchI want to fuck so badly
>>502922301Dumb bitch id*l from another game.
>>502923993WHERE MACHICO????????
>>502926706breed breed breed
>>502927879>>502927879>>502927879
