Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General. Here we discuss ALL things Sonic!/sthg/ #7568 - OOOOOOHHH-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-h-ho-ho-ho! Edition>Sonic the Hedgehog 3 - Official Trailerhttps://youtu.be/OSOyFiOiNd4 >Sonic is getting a five issue crossover miniseries with DC, further collaboration will continue through 2026https://youtu.be/pCpY090QHRI >Sonic Rumble - Announce Trailerhttps://youtu.be/Em6-SjjaYQE >IDW Release Dates:Sonic the Hedgehog: Knuckles 30th Anniversary Special - 20 November 2024Sonic the Hedgehog #75 - 11 December 2024Sonic the Hedgehog #76 - 05 February 2025Sonic the Hedgehog #77 - 19 March 2025>General link compilation:https://pastebin.com/v28z0i4Phttps://web.archive.org/web/20201011115814/https://pastebin.com/ryx42C0W>Milestone pastebin:https://pastebin.com/LJCfZhY4>Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Uk5U8jY_RPZF9m_gmPfSOfCngAOSAxy393dsQVPoOyQ/edit#gid=0>Perfect System Collection:https://drive.google.com/file/d/1nnOjrAPad6L7Bvi_wKMcVJqD_ql8MLjH/view>Sonic comic scans:https://grabber.zone/sthg/ booru:https://sthg.booru.org//sthg/ OC info:sthgoc.tumblr.com/archive//sthg/ cytube:https://cytube/r/sthg/sthg/ Pixel World:https://ourworldofpixels.com/sthgPrevious Thread: >>502283536
>the best sonic game since generations after 13 years is generations with more stages This franchise is a joke
taking shadow to the rape dungeon!
>>502331420Sonic and shadow's relationship is just sonic acting like a retard so shadow has something to be smug about
>>502331276
>>502331775I'm cheering on the decimation of the Sonamy ship mostly because I'm bitter that Sonic is being such a stupid bitch. That and Amy deserves to not be slandered for once.
>bumbling retard on MY island?>nope>*grabs her*>*throws her off*
>>502332016Image is so good that anon saved it three times
>>502331786That reminds me, another reasons Dark Beginnings is so good is because the mobian characters have sane proportions. I fucking hate that shit the games have been doing since the late 2010s where everyone have gigantic hands and feet and tiny bodies. It's disgusting. DB has way better character models so the characters don't look like horrible balloon monsters.
>>502331435..............................yeah.
>>502332138Kek I can't remember if I saved pictures or not
>>502331435>The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog>Dark Beginnings>Shadow GenerationsPeople kept blaming the "shitty friends" for the franchise's downfall. Evidence is mounting that the real issue is Sonic himself.
>>502332364I know how it is.
>>502317104>She's not actually hot and has the body type of a fat grandma. She's just been given the Vanilla treatment where fanon gives her curves that she doesn't haveAre you sure about that
I had a dream last night there were extra manga pages and a scene with shadria kissing
>>502332843That's really weird because I also had a dream where they kissed a bit ago, I think it was Dark Beginnings though.
>>502332843>>502333113I diagnose you with shipping psychosis.It is terminal.
SA2 and Generations have the best bosses in 3D Sonic.
>>502332717Yeah, she’s three breaths away from cardiac arrest.
>>502332558Those things are good because they had competent people making a product. If something is, it's bad. We should not stoop to the levels of the people that caused the Meta Era by blaming a character. We should raise everyone up, not pull others down into a pit of sufferingThat said there is some truth in your statement. People love character growth and a living breathing world where we see others go on their own adventures. Sonic being absent should not be seen as a negative
>>502333385That shit ain't real
Reminder that most Sonic characters are not fully grown.
>>502333778Barry spotted
>>502333778Honestly the conductor's wife looks really good here.Lucky dawg.
>>502333778REMINDER
>>502333778>knuckles is the only person who’s fully naked>even STICKS had winter clothes in the original image Someone PLEASE give him some money
>>502334327I'd let Vanilla undress me if I could undress her too.
Are you going to play a Sonic game today?
>>502333778Reminder that most children before the 1930s were forced to grow up
>>502334924I am playing Sonic Advance 3 during breaks. So maybe.
>>502334924
>>502334924NoI’m going to be playing webfishing all weekend
Good morning. I (Espio's human wife) love my husband.
>>502335505I stole your husband’s DNA to make thousands of clones to sell to women around the world
>>502334924Yes, I'm going to play Sonic Robo Blast 2 for the 173th time.
Alert. Contact status zero with land-sea intercept teams. Possible Anticitizen One re-infection. All Nova Prospekt stabilization delegates move to hard points.Overwatch acknowledges critical exogen breach. Airwatch augmentation force dispatched and inbound. Hold for reinforcement.
>>502335505Kys retard.
>>502335801Its cringe when you say it Tails, just focus in being shotacon bait....
>>502335939He played too many videogames.
>>502335954NO!
>>502334924No I will be shiny hunting
Should I get a Steam Deck this black friday? I've heard that it's a good way to play all Sonic games on the go, including fangames.
Everyone's favorite fox.
>>502336242
>>502336242>Blaze took the lead
>>502336229Having that huge hulky thing out gonna make you a prime theft target
>>502336424
>>502336242Silver and Espio is the only good gay ship.
>>502335604Good luck with your pet store.
Fox!
>>502334924I’ll play Freedom Planet if I get bored
Honey's bitch!
>>502336831>3 foot tall furry people will never be realI will tear up the pearly gates when i get there
>>502337017I will get there with you and burn some dumpster.
>>502331435What went wrong, in all seriousness? Does it come down to Sonic Team simply being deeply incompetent, willfully ignorant, and totally unable to acquire better people? All roads seem to lead back to the wicked Lizuka.
>>502336710all ships are gay ships
>>502336962What are you doing to my poor boy.
>>502334707That's an enchanting thought.
>>502336526I don't care about that. People around here carry their $700 iphones without a care. I just want my Sonic games on the go, so Steam Deck or the ROG Ally?
*BEEP* *BEEP*Best ship coming through.
>>502337441Don't worry he likes it I promise
Finna Fuck Fang's Senpai
>>502337723i love nicotine
>>502337723I forgot about the filter.rip me.>>502337859That's some extra strong nicotine.Must be rustica.
>>502335505mmwah
>>502337473
>>502337979mmmwah
>>502336424>Confess feelings to someone from the pastThat doesn't sound like a good idea
>>502337938Fang was the scrawny little brother in my headcanon, and she treated him the same way he treated Trip.
Honey raping Tails is BASED
Oh, hello anon! Nice day today.Why yes i actually wanted to ask:Do you mind if i suck a shotgun's barrel, and blow my brains out with it in one thousand pieces?
>>502338386It makes sense, it can tie into his reliance on traps and firearms or other gadgets, as well as the fact that he plans a lot for his fights, as show in the IDW fang issues.
>>502337397You're thinking of marriage.
>>502338760Don’t take your life littul fox, instead dedicate it towards the Banished. Here’s some choccy milk for your troubles.
>>502338760Please don't kill yourself, your life has value or something.
>>502338865Poor guy just wanted to prove himself
>>502339041Well thank you kind sir fro the choco milk, but what is this banished thing about if i may ask?
>>502339315A little provin' is good for the soul sometimes.
>>502339356We do not bow our heads. We do not kneel before false idols. We stand together.Fight together. Lay down our lives to protect our creed. Atriox showed us the way. Together…. We are invincible!We are The Banished!
>post foxes>kill the threadWHY ALWAYS ME, I DID IT AGAIN FUCKFUCKFUCKFUUUUUUUUCK
>>502336229I recently bought a deck and I can confirm most official games run really well without much of a hassle (except for Unleashed which is a fucking pain in the ass to set up so I didn't bother). Didn't try fangames.The only downside is that you're on Linux, so setting up certain mods is basically CBT (I couldn't get SA Mod Manager to work for the life of me)
>>502339846true
>>502340010Seems kinda fun, i hope they accept alien furries.
>>502340063I need a new PC and I'm sick to death of Windows's bullshit but Linux is beyond me and Mac hardware is as anti-consumer as Windows software. Do I have any recourse? I know you can gut most of the garbage out of Windows 11 if you have to install it.
what if maria left shadow for mighty
>>502340208tiny hands
>>502340543Mighty already had an unrequited crush.
mashing marine's mondo melons
>>502340208> https://youtu.be/mRYWiHg1Oo4?feature=shared>3:32 - “none are coerced into serving the banished, none are conscripted, and all are welcome..”
>>502340369Honestly it depends on what kind of bullshit you're willing to tolerate, I was sick of my OS actively going against me so I switched to Linux, but this kind of OS does require you to thinker with it sometimes and there's no way around it. I personally don't mind thinkering, but if you don't and you want things to Just Werk then stick to Windows. I do think that putting the effort to learn how to use Linux pays off in the long term though
>>502340369There are many Linux distros. SteamOS is linux for dummies. You will never have to worry about "linux".Windows still lacks system level integration that SteamOS. If you really want to use Windows on Steam deck:- you have to update your BIOS: https://www.stanto.com/steam-deck/how-to-update-or-flash-your-steam-deck-bios-from-crisis-mode/- you have to get official drivers from Steam (requires an updated BIOS): https://help.steampowered.com/en/faqs/view/6121-ECCD-D643-BAA8>>502340063Mods are why I decided to go with Windows for my Steam Deck.
>>502341096I'm sure you're right, I'm just lazy and kind of stupid. With Windows I'm mostly sick of the constant bullshit like trying to make you use an AI thing it installed in an update without warning, never taking "NO" for a fucking answer over "Please harass me about this later," etc. I'll probably keep grinning and bearing it. I just want to browse what's left of the intarwebs and play mostly older games, I don't need some state of the art gamer rig. The prices on the components for that sort of thing will probably never go back to normal anyway. >>502341425For dummies? I'll look into that, then.
Fang WON
>>502341936>Fang's re-introduction to Modern
>>502341096>>502341425NTA but i agree the only things killing linux is compatibility with many software and complexity and the army of foss trannies infesting it, hopefully killing themselves in the next years.Otherwise i would give a middle finger to microcock's OS, still we seem to have improved a bit thanks to vulkan shaders and more developers caring about linux.
>>502341425>SteamOS is linux for dummies. You will never have to worry about "linux".This is the only part I disagree with, sure SteamOS is mostly retard-proof, but at the end of the day if you're trying to run emulators/mods on SteamOS you will be doing some of it through Proton and with all the occasional annoyances that entails. God knows the shit that I had to do to get certain games (not sonic) to run.
>um.... hi.... this is the, um, the weather channel....>....>oh, right! so today's forecasts looks.... good?
What do you guys think the intimate lives of Sonic characters are? What behaviors do you see certain characters exhibiting? Do you think some would shamelessly booty call? Do you think others would get more emotional? Finally what kind of thinks so you think certain characters would absolutely be into!
>>502342413>screen behind Whisper shows her getting spitroasted hard by Silver and Tangle
>>502342293True. That's why I decided for Windows; I knew proton / wine prefixes would be a pain for anything other than Steam. The upfront annoyance was worth it, I think.
>silver
>>502342870It should be the other way
sonicbros, I need your help. What are some good Sonic songs to run to? >Super Sonic Racing>Skyscraper Scamper Day
>>502340840"Damn look at Knuckles Hot Bod!" Said Mighty
Have we had the "Was it really that bad?" conversation about Sonic Chronicles? I haven't played it since it came out but I remember really enjoying it for the writing if nothing else.
>>502343340Both versions of Free from Sonic Free riders.
Sonic
I can't reach the cookie jar...
Silver
>>502343821Yes, it was that bad. Even the story sucks because it blueballs you at the end which makes everything you did meaningless
Cream
Shadow
>>502343340the entire sonic R soundtrackthe sonic rush ost toofrontiers boss tracks
>>502344576I remember being annoyed at the little things in the game, like them not even bothering to get the colors of the Chaos Emeralds right, or the Master Emerald looking as small as a Chaos Emerald really bugging me.
Amy
>>502342767
>>502343340City Escape
>>502344696
>>502333778Most Sonic characters arent freakishly tall like a few outliers. Vanilla must have human genes in her.
Nicolette
I am bored, so here's nine dreaming about dominating honey (delusional).
>>502344696Bunny Cunny
>>502344696Uooh ToT
Metal wins.
>>502345665
>>502333778Rouge, my beloved.
>>502334327about the same height as my aunt desu
>>502344984Is a beautiful, precious treasure!
>>502345805UUUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!
>>502345553Vanilla is a full-grown adult, most of the cast are teenagers or younger.
>>502346235Krystal and Sally in a competition to out-Slut each other
Fuck i got a cold
>>502346641get over it
>>502346484Which girl wouldn't do it for this?He triggers maternal instincs at first sight.
>>502346641Smooch
>>502343340Rail CanyonBullet StationWhat I'm made ofArsenal PyramidLuminous ForestInfinite's themeBack 2 Back (Both versions)Right there Ride on (Blaze version)Vela NovaSky TroopsI AmNever Turn BackAll Hail ShadowCentral City
>>502344564Silver the Birthday Boy! Say something nice to Silver
>>502346641Get some rest, you'll be alright.
This is Cream! Say something nice about her
>>502347015she's a good wife
JUST SMILE, ELISE.
>>502347015Did you know who's the natural predator of a rabbit?
>>502347015She looks like she hangs out with black hedgehogs
>>502347183
>woke media dies as Sonic's 4 script is still in the works This is impeccable timing holy shit.
>>502347015
>>502347517>filtered by a cage>>502347623I wouldn't count on it. Yet.
>>502346812>vandalism
>>502347149
>>502332717CUUUUTE
Which sonic girl is shortstacked as fuck?
>>502346816something nice
>>502347789Vandalize my artFuck this shit is gay, my post is in ruins
>>502348042Rouge, Lanolin, Whisper, SA2 Render Amy
>>502346816Weekend of Silver when?
>>502348415That would imply Silver was lucky at all, he probably gets 5 minutes
>>502348363Why are you gay
>>502346816Holy shitToday is Sonic Man's birthday!
ITS NOW THE 5 MINUTES OF SILVERGOTALK ABOUT HIM QUICK
I LOVE SILVER
>>502346816Uhhh….I like his powers i guess
I LOVE CREAM
>>502346816i liked playing as him, it felt like one of those ps2 harry potter games
>>502349226
>>502349226As a friend, lover or dinner?
>>502349015I love Silver. He has lots of po-
>>502349343as a friend
>>502349215
>>502349649I condemn you, pornposter.
>>502349574Suit yourself.
I hate the vandal and the vandal aupporters
dont you dare cream the rabbit
>dry lagoon>has water
>>502349923ok. I'll bread her instead
mmmmmmm shipping
>>502349889Me too bro Me too
>>502350065Why everything Silver touch turns into a lesbian..
>>502349771
>>502350065>Gold thinks she successfully turned Saleta gay.>In reality Saleta was excreting pheromones meant to attract her specifically the whole time.
>>502350663Condemn you i said!
>Amy turns human for a day>Sonic's boner for human women activates and he starts flirting with her>Amy goes back to being a Hedgehog>Sonic ignores her again
>>502348415Is Silver the most slandered Sonic character of all time?
>>502350940
>>502351626Artist/source, please?
>>502351718I wish I could say she was cute without being associated with the legion of pedophilia
>>502351576>SlanderedWhat is Silver's personality supposed to be? He has the Tails problem only it was made worse by Archie. At this point, its not a stretch to say there's more than one Silver until Sega finally settles the matter.
>>502332717On the bed, on the couch, bent over the kitchen counter, by the fireplace, against the wall, on the sofa, on the recliner, in the shower, on the floor, in the basement, against the window, in front of a mirror, missionary, cowgirl, doggystyle, backwards, sideways, outside, in the car, on the airplane>>502333778>Tangle, Belle, Surge, & Kit>No Whisper>>502342413First day on the job jitters>>502348042Thunderbolt
What did the worst damage to Sonic character discussions, Fleetway, Archie, IDW, X or Prime?
>>502351757You gay or what? Homo
>"Silver doesn't deserve a year because he's not popular"But what if they gave Silver a year to make him popular?
>>502348042Eggman would destroy that chick btw.
>>502352465Sonic 2
>>502351854same
>>502352534Yes, do you know the source or artist?
>>502350191No i mean this vandal >>502331409
>>502351393Penders didn't want his comics being adapted into the games, he sued when they tried that with Chronicles.
fat blobian ass your dick cant get past
>>502350191>Kingdom of the Vandals and the AlansWhy don't you hear people screaming about the Alans in the same way they do the vandals?
https://x.com/Armand_Gman/status/1857417435143356859
>>502352771Sorry idk
>>502352534>>502353441>has the complete collection of milked blobians>doesn't know the artistI am disappointed as much as the other guy.
>>502352465As of the late, Ian Flynn. It's one thing for some non-canon silliness, its another to censor characters in the games themselves.>Muh SegaFlynn took the paycheck, nigga.
>>502353405What song is he playing?
>>502350065>when silver isn't aroundlesbian>when silver is aroundthey rape him and drain his balls offevan...
>>502351885Silver's Japanese/Rivals characterization as a brash emotional version of Future Trunks is pretty consistent but Archie and the English dub of 06 take him in completely different directions that resulted in IDW Silver. Evan is trying to represent him better but Ian still writes Uwuver and doesn't understand the character at all.
>>502353940I can't fault Ian for that as I don't understand Silver either. Let's see, Silver has been in:Sonic 06Sonic RivalsSonic Rivals 2Sonic Colors DSSonic GenerationsSonic ForcesTeam Sonic RacingCan't remember if he was in Riders or not. Even then, I don't think he had any dialogue. He's just a time cop to me.
I'm gonna tie Barry to the train tracks and shag him right there.
>>502351885Sega has no direction for his character but to be "young". They don't care how he's written, drawn or voice acted as long as he's "young" so he might as well not have a character.
>>502353672It is very normal to be disappointed in avatarfags
>>502354578Why don't they make him a kid like Tails if being young is all that matters.
>>502353940>brash >emotional >hedgehog >superform >couldn't boost>couldn't even spindash I don't even care about silver and it still makes me angry sonic team gave him such garbage gameplay when just being a sonic clone would've fit better
>Shadow>Eggman>Gerald The REAL Team Dark.
>blobians*Ahem* It's worldians.
They're going to fucking London. Why are the movies so bloody British?
>>502354987He had garbage gameplay because he's a psychic and they wanted to add floating boxes, physics, and puzzles
>>502353940It's because Ian doesn't like Silver.
>>502354987The gameplay was just based on that one cancelled alien game except they removed the gunplay aspect
>>502355053Who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to replace Rouge with the fat bastard?
>>502355701me
MOBIAN!MOBIAN!!MOBIAN!!!
>>502355615RIP FWA, will be missed.
>>502355701I suggested it to Fowler.
>>502355827And he went crazy again...
>>502355701based man
Mobian.>*your ribs shatter*Mobius.>*Your organs rupture*Mobiums.>*your brain atrophies*
>>502355995How many mobiums for one mobian again?
>>502355827FOX!FOX!FOX!
>>502356102A BILLION
>>502355287Ian misinterprets Silver just like any shipper does. That isn't intentional malice. That's headcanon at work as always
>>502355268>>502355297But they'll make him a hedgehog and give him a superform and expect him to be on par with sonic and shadow. If these dumbasses are so oblivious to the importance of game design, they weren't able to understand the significance of Sonic's species, that shooter game would've been horse ass
I'm MAURICE, MAURICE the MOBIAN
>Baby franchise. >Baby games. >Man-Baby fans. Yup, this is /sthg/ alright.
>>502355053what about Agent Stone our villain for Sonic 4?
>>502356442Could be worse.RIP Orange Sonic.
>>502356489Since Eggman is wearing his game suit for 3 and Gerald is wearing a white version, it'd be cool if Stone wore Eggman Nega's outfit
>>502356404Nice cuckshoes, Maruice>>502356442>Reddit the frog
>>502356389He dictates the main canon now tho, so uwuver is now his personality, sorry, maybe cry about it.
>>502356389Show me a single example where Ian expresses favor to Silver. Do you think he likes every single character in this franchise?
>>502356442Hello.
>>502356559I'd honestly love to be in Megaman's shoes right now. No games is a lot more preferable to a stream of hot piss directly from Sega
>>502356673>Do you think he likes every single character in this franchise?Do you think the fandom at large hates the characters simply because they don't show them all in character?
>>502356801shadow gens is the best game since the adventures though
we're on a collision course with the image limit
>>502356873If you settle for boost, you deserve the rope.
>>502356801Megaman is doing fine which feels really odd to say. He got Megaman 11 and a Gacha game that somehow got the good ending.https://store.steampowered.com/app/2183650/MEGA_MAN_X_DiVE_Offline/
>no sthg poor party yet
>>502357058Yeah, I've been hanging around the blue bomber after Ian ruined Amy, and lemme tell yeah, that grass is sure as hell looking greener.
What is she jamming to?
>Silver has been utterly destroyed by the Potential Man >Shadow is on his way to having his own subfranchise
>>502357138*poolI MEANT POOLNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>502357138>poor party
>>502357298>he outted himself as a poorfag
>>502356835That's not answering the question.
>>502357138>poor partyyou mean... regular party?
>>502357138The poor don't deserve to party.
AIIIIIIIEEEEEEE EGGMOBIAN DONT HURT ME YOU ALREADY DESTROYED THE MOBIANS OF MOBOTROPOLIS AND OUR SMURF VILLAGE WHERE WE LIVE IN LITTLE MUSHROOM HOUSES AND EAT APPLE PIE WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT, YOU'LL NEVER HAVE SMURFETTE ACORN MY QUEEN WHO I WORSHIP DAILY
>>502357357With the franchise in the state it is in these days? We are all poorfags here.
>>502357363I answered your question with my own. Do you or do you not think the fan base hates Sonic when they make the characters ooc in their works?
> Blaze's face when it's a party just for the poors
>grammar mistake>life ruined
>>502357580have a pity lamb
>>502357518>I answered your question with my own.That's not answering the question,
>>502357663Pov: you are fang in modern sonic
>>502357549>Shitnic’s party>Glorified Picnic>Amy’s party>Luxury A.I train with cateringSonic the poorfag
>>502357663since when he throws punches?I thought he just used his whole body like a cannon ball.
>>502357770He didn't even know the party existed how is that his fault
>>502357770He's a homeless faggot that gets off on being tortured, it makes sense he has no money.
>>502357273
>>502357704My dog does the same if i stop the cuddling
>>502357841>Sonic the RETARD can’t even remember his own birthday Not a good look
>>502357878If I got off on being tortured I'd be making bank.
>>502357797Sonic first threw a punch in Sonic Eraser (1991)'s multiplayer mode.
did ian seriously answered how all sonic characters would react if they were slapped in the ass by sonic
>>502357704>lanolin telling abt to go get more coffee
Say something nice to Trip!
>>502358160We at least won't have to see her again!
>>502358193Do you think we'll ever see Sage again? I honestly doubt it, she's probably getting Gemerl'd.
>>502358259>Do you think we'll ever see Sage again?yea?
>>502358160Thanks to her I remember Fang exists
>has no home>has no money>he's basically a junkie who never washesImagine the stench of this faggot, and you guys wonder why amy stopped crushing on him?
>>502358438I was fine with her moving on. But remaking cutscenes to imply it never happened made me drop the series. I'm here to talk shit and reminisce about when the series was good.
>>502358160She’s adorable and deserves lots of kisses.
>>502358307She disturbs the status quo and she's not marketable enough as anything other than a one-off villain.
>>502358193She's confirmed to appear in the Knuckles 30th anniversary comic
>>502358717Oh wow, a comic, she can join the likes of Marine for being almost not vaulted. Enjoy your crumbs, I guess.
>Not marketable Ive never understood this argument when it comes to the charactersAs we all know, Sonicfags will buy anything
>>502352465>What did the worst damage to Sonic character discussionsSega turning him into bland garbage who is literally never allowed to lose or be wrong. literally Gary Stu shit.
Sexnic
>>502358806Careful, you'll upset the virgin weebs who scream Sonic should be as bland as possible
>>502358798Maybe if Knuckles got benched more often, his reputation would be intact
>>502358970Don't worry, he has the cuck rock to keep him out of stories going forward.
>>502358801Giving Eggman a child who's friends with Sonic betrays the status quo the suits want. The series will never change ever and Sage presents a dangerous change.
>>502358801It's bullshitters using sega as a weapon against characters they don't like
>>502359074They'll just make it so she's the straight man to Orbot and Cubot
>>502358970On the bright side no one survived to know about it so he wasn’t held accountable.
>>502359074They're trying to redeem Eggman so we can focus on the real big bad, the real threat. Zavok!
What will the Eggman game be about?
>>502358259Of course. She's the best addition the series has had in, like, ten years.She doesn't have to be in EVERY game, but she should be added to IDW already.
>>502357770You joke, but Amy does indeed actually work for a living. She's a successful businesswoman, she can afford to have a swanky party.
>>502358160She rapes Fang every day!
>>502359284I love her so much! She’s absolutely precious!
>>502359074>the games piggyback the movies >the movies are going to kill off Eggman since Carrey is leaving
>>502359074She's not friends with Sonic. this is something the fanbase has gaslit themselves into believing.She's still the enemy, she'll still calculate and guide ICBMs to his home. She's just polite about it.
>>502359259>06 remakeFucking why? P-06 already did it better than SEGA could ever dream of making it. A fan beat them there, historical, SEGA has never matched the quality of fan games, why are they trying now?
>>502358930Yeah yeah, The Wind, blah blah. Fuck that shit. Sonic is a Mascot with Attitude, and Sega are retarded cowards for running away from that concept.
>>502359414Answer the question, reactionary retard.
>>502359414They aren’t. Some goofball mentioned it casually as something he'd be interested in and the content farms ran with it
>>502359468They did the Mascot with Attitude thing and they got BTFO after the Genesis and when they tried going Dark and Edgy they made into a complete laughingstock
>>502359468He's a mascot alright, but you're blind if you think he still has attitude. The rat is more corporate safe than Micky fucking Mouse at this point
Speaking of Sage (aside from the nonsense), I find it kind of funny how different she is from the fan perception of what an "Eggman child" should be, and people redrawing her in Eggman's Jacket or trying to mold her character in a way that fits their view of what she "should be" when that's very clearly not the idea.>>502359404I'd say the exact opposite, aside from one piece of side dialogue in Final Horizon and Ian going "she's totally gonna be bad guys listen to my headcanon" the game and the way it's presented pretty much shows her as friendly to Sonic by the end.
>>502346346Background mobians in IDW are all around Sonics height. Theres very few who are that tall.
>>502359259Agent Stone Eroge
>>502359371Here's your girlboss, bro. Her products are almost as sweet as she is.
>>502359713Soul v soulless Sage is generic as can be.
>Sonic was on death's door until the movies launchedLet it be known throughout /sthg/ that bad games, bad writing, and only Sonic as a playable character actually WILL kill the franchise because Sonic fans weren't buying games like they used to in the Meta era
>>502359807>the misinterpreted sprite from the reddit game is soulPiss off. These sprite based ocs are cringe.
>>502359836The meta era at least understood Sonic should have an attitude, if just got morphed into self-deprecating clown behavior before Japan got scared and has since not allowed anything good, fun, or even unique.
>>502359807I'd argue the other way around. Shamelessly giving everyone associated with Eggman his outfit or making them look like recolors is boring, Sage is an actual character who can stand on her own.
>>502359713>friendly to SonicLoaded phrase, she's just being polite about it. They added this scene specifically to hammer the fact home that she has nothing but unwavering loyalty for Eggman and his cause.
>>502359804Amy is a precious treasure!
>>502359932>reddit gameAgendafags are so annoying
>>502359836Santiago Killed the franchise
>>502359074Sage is completely loyal to Eggman and his cause, she just doesn't have Eggman's stubborness and is more willing to work with Sonic and friends if that's the best case scenario in keeping Eggman safe. In a normal scenario where Eggman is the big threat himself than Sage will take down Sonic and friends or anyone that tries to oppose Eggman
>>502359836>sonic literally needs the power of friendship to livekek
>>502359373>kill Eggman>replace him with SagePft, yeah threaten me with a good time. >>502359713Nobody ever expected Eggman's daughter to be a huffy little goth, but nobody's really complaining. She should have an Imperial uniform though, it makes sense for her character that she would proudly don the threads.
>>502360034She gets excited about allying with Sonic and asks Eggman why he dislikes him and wishes they could be friendly
>>502360021It all started when Ian gave Snively a green version of Eggman’s uniform.
>>502357138Satisfied?
>>502360087Santiago stemmed the bleeding after modernic got buttfucked by Mephiles
>following the franchise>buying sega stuffI only follows anon's OC and fanmade content. The franchise is dead and there's nothing left except baking at home your own cake.
>>502360327Mephiles merely destroyed Sonic's body. It was Elise and her consequences which led to the destruction of his soul.
>>502360034I love that line so much. It's like Sonic Team actually had a brain cell and addressed a genuine concern people had. Oh no, is she gonna be yet another Sonic cheerleade-NOPE, she's still a bad guy. 100% Empire loyal because Ivo and the others are literally her family. Thank fuck.
>>502360403For real. Sonic has been so flanderized that the term should change to reflect that, because at least Ned Flanders carries some of his original identity of his character. Sonic has done a complete 180 of being a caring force of nature fighting for the environment, to being a generic capeshit hero that has to waste time trying to redeem villains. He isn't a kick ass hedgehog anymore. He is a blue cereal mascot.
>>502355827Say it loud
>>502360609If you learned anything from Amy, Page is merely a retcon away from being anything. Don't stake your life on a character maintaining any sort of consistentency
>>502360704Flanderized is the wrong term for Sonic because it implies they just exaggerated one trait of his character and made it his whole reason of existing. He's been rebooted altogether into a totally new character.
>>502360568Elise did thing wrong. You and the "shitty friends" crowd are getting mad at a character for falling in love with a boy her age. Fuck off. Honestly, I'm getting kinda tired of having to repeat that Elise did nothing wrong because it should be obvious by this point. Also, I see you jerking it Mass Effect aliens over there, you disgusting hypocrite.
>>502349574mmmmmmmmmmmmmm Elias mmmmmmmm
Classic Sonic raped my ass
>>502355701If Rouge were in the Movie, she'd have to be censored which would make fans mad and her design wouldn't really mesh with the other CGI characters (she's the only one wearing clothes, even Longclaw was mostly naked).Not having Rouge in the Movie is for Rouge better than having her.
>>502360797I want to kiss this lemur all over her body.
>>502360184>>502360609>Imperial>EmpireI always wonder why some people say it like that. It reminds me when Ian used the weird war speak in Dark Beginnings and called the pyramid base a "supply depot", I find it a little silly outside of the context of Forces itself. The Empire doesn't actually exist, he has no land for more than a few days cause Sonic always kicks him back to square one and has him huddle in a bunker. Is it just cause we've been stuck in its aftermath for like five years? Or maybe I'm just looking too deep into things.
>>502360192That's in the context of the scenario where her sole priority is keeping Eggman alive in the odds of imminent destruction. Not in the>oh my science Sonic is so hot and cool I wish I could orbit him insteadstyle that we're so used to.>>502360184>She should have an Imperial uniform thoughAgreed. Eggman has too much appreciation for style and form to just have her bum around in a black robe. At least represent the colors in some form.
>>502360917Elise is the one character who never got to come back from Sonic 06. Silver came back, Mephiles came back and Elise still hasn't come back.
>>502360871All it takes is the comparison between seeing him in Prison Island's Cell (Hours) vs Death Egg's (Months) to see he is just not the fucking same guy anymore.
>>502360797Isn't "Mobian" still canon to the movies?
>>502361093She’s too busy running her kingdom. Unless Sonic and friends go to Soleanna, there’s no chance of her showing up again.
>>502361197It was in the novelization which is based on a weird older version of the script where Eggman's middle name is Gerald
I want to overwhelm him with a powerful orgasm, reserve tanks of synthetic coom shooting out of his shaking pitiful body. His hard drive clicking grinding as it attempts to write all of the novel information he is suddenly being exposed to. His chassis smoking and sparking as he convulses and collapses on the ground into a pile of scrap metal. I just want to break a robot with my pussy. Is that so much to ask?
>>502361336>Eggman's middle name is Geraldholy shit?
>>502361197The novelization of movie 2 had Knuckles call Sonic “child of Mobius”, but the writer of the book said that he just put it in for fun and it was never caught by Sega.The writers of the film have stated Sega explicitly does not want them using the name Mobius or naming Sonic’s planet at all.
>>502361368Have you tried to fuck your calculator first?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jPsPTNZNKUYThe meta era really put everybody who wasn't Sonic, Tails or Eggman behind.
>>502361093>Sonic Channel art>got a mention in ShadowGensNah, there's a very vocal reevaluation of her in recent years, and Sega has acknowledged her again. It's not a crazy thought that she could properly come back, especially if those rumors of an 06 remake have even a vague amount of substance to them.
>>502361553Too rectangular.
>>502361475>not wanting to give names to irrelevant factsSEGA does not want to be engulfed by Ian's autism
>>502360856I'm praying for adventure remakes, just to see the fallout
>>502361603>06 remake Will only happen if Silver is the post-credits character and so far the leaks say that it's Metal Sonic who is next.
>>502361368>I just want to break a robot with my pussy. Is that so much to ask?I mean, it's only a matter of time before you can with how fast robotics and AI are evolving
5 days until Tang KINO or DESTRUCTION
>>502361553Someone needs to draw wholesome art of Elora and Sally being friends. ... Or draw them making out, either works.
Good night.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RZVrYTA1SI
>>502360917I'm mad at her square enix reject ass and her kingdom of daz3D citizens for damaging the entire concept of this franchise being taken seriously
>>502361668*or Penders' autism
>>502361603Just like how Iizuka for years have said he want to remake SA1?Them saying they want to remake something doesn't mean shit, especially in this series that never ever get remakes
Trip will have Fang's children
>>502361772Dreams come true.
>>502361368>I just want to break a robot with my pussy>make robowaifu for males>make robohusbando for femalesThe things we do as humans to NOT fuck each other...
satam buzz bomber who only appears in the pilot my beloved
>>502361725Back in the 2010s I was one of the fags screaming for a remake of the Adventure games. Funny that I had more faith in Pontaff making a remake than I do with Ian. I can not imagine telling that to 2010s me
where is the new shadow manga chapter? should be out by now
>>502361725>the leaks say that it's Metal Sonic who is next.The blatantly fake image, you mean? Or was there an actual leak?
>>502355862good riddance.
Mobians are cute and kissable! Any human who says otherwise is lying to themselves.
>before Knuckles anniversary issue>"TANG TANG TANG TANG TANG TANG TANG">issue comes out>it's just Trip saying SUGOI to every Knuckles feat and teaching Trip how to be a good guardian>it's a harmless issue>"NTR NTR NTR NTR NTR NTR TANGBROS IT'S OVER"Calling it
>>502362282windii is gatekeeping the translation
>>502362171That's a neat design. Reminds me of Body Harvest
How would you have felt about a Mario Movie but with Sonic? Incredibly accurate and faithful, but with legendary shitty casting choices. More importantly, I want you to sit with the fact that, out there, in an alternate universe, Seth Rogen voiced Knuckles.
>>502361561>metal and shadow at the mercy of the modern vs classic war>tails knuckles and amy don't have to worry about that shitkek
>>502362416If Ian's writing it, he'll try to turn Trip into a crying Lesbian.
>>502361980Well Unleashed happened and now humans look cartoony, so your complaint has been long addressed.
>>502362416>fang and trip are carrying the hype for Knuckles's comicwhat a cucked character
>>502362384They are genetically designed to be living plushes. I still believe some human invented them.
>>502362384The whole fan based hated Elise kissing Sonic purley because it wasn't them that did it.
>>502362493To be fair, the Mario movies only had the one psychotically bad casting decision. Everyone else was fine. Also, Seth Rogen as Knuckles makes too much sense. You are not going to sit there and tell me Knux doesn't partake in the pipe on occasion.
>>502362493We can't get any worse than Urkel voicing sonic
>>502362807>Knuckles partakesI do not doubt it. When your company is the cuck rock, there is seldom else to do.
>>502361475Tell that to the Sonic Wiki.
>>502362493>Movie starts with the pilot backstory seemingly unconnected to anything>Cuts to Eggman deciding to get the Chaos Emeralds as revenge to stop Sonic>Sonic is just hanging around, meets Tails when Eggman reveals Metal and says he's hunting the Emeralds>Amy uses TAROT CARDS and joins them>Adventure movie as they go around, eventually make it to the Emerald Shrine>Knuckles is tricked by Eggman in a super quick version of his arc>During the fight the Emerald shatters and Chaos is released (immediately in perfect form)>Sonic goes Super and stops him>Post-Credits is ShadowThere's your Illumination Sonic movie
>>502362589>Unleashed redesigned the humans>they get scrapped anyway What was the point?
>>502362160The next step in evolving humanity is breeding our new robot replacements.
>>502362920Jaleel had the best voice for Sonic ever. You take that right the fuck back to where you came from. The actualy worst is Roger and it's not even close, nothing is worse than Roger, who has ONE voice for all his characters.
>>502362784Elise would see Kit and immediately try to adopt him as her son. >>502362793Makes sense. They're just hatin' cause a sister got in while they never will.
>>502361921That'd be cute, or hot.
>>502362516>this video is from 2023 >Shadow Gens doesn't make a difference since Metal is in that game too The biggest loser is Silver. At least Cream still shows up in that chart but he's a total flop of a mainstay character.
>>502363053This is still better than what we got. What's the issue?
>>502363068They’ll be back, trust the plan.
>>502363251I was just imagining if it had as much stuff in one movie as Mario does
>>502363068Speaking of, WHO IS SHE???One of my crackpot theories is that she's a redesigned Madonna.
>>502363317>two brand new, never before seen black folx front and center, for no reason whatsoever
>>502363068They were hoping Unleashed would redeem Sonic after 06 but it didn't and it was another flop.
>>502363069Or just go extinct which is more likeable.
>>502363521And because of it, they never once tried to make anything quality again, instead insisting on using nostolgia, to this day.>and it worked.
>>502363463Those two are both in the game, I remember the girl having a subplot and the guy runs the stand in Empire City
>>502363463aren't those both unleashed npcs
I have already fapped 3 times today.
Fang having Trip in his head rent-free for being a traitor bitchTrip having Fang in her head rent-free for being an evil chud
>>502363691I have not fapped once. Sell me on it.
>>502363463Those are Unleashed NPCs, you idiot.
>>502363521Gee, I wonder if making half the game be about not having Sonic speed in a ponderous, clunky beat-'em-up where you turn into a rubber werewolf out of absolutely fucking nowhere was a stupid fucking idea or something. Sega needs to start beating these people. The games would shape up fairly quickly if whoever kept doing shit like this to them was picked up and used to break a table like someone getting a "message" from a crime syndicate.
Seriously, is she Madonna? Maria's baby sister? Is she the mysterious "T"? We're probably never going to find out.
>>502363463Jesus Christ I hate Youtube Cutscene kids. Play the games storytard. You might as well not know who Burger Shop girl is.
>>502363394Unknown Robotnik archaeologist.
>>502363660>>502363667Wouldn't know, never played it.
>>502363691Jerked 3 times or cummed 3 times today?
>>502363808It feels good + cleaner than sex + no woman is involved.
>>502363871i love the sa1 npcs i want to kiss a lot of them
>>502363996Sonic / Amy...
What's her reason to exist?She was annoying before as a fangirl and boring now as a somewhat girlboss (she bumped her head and became super smart and disciplined altogether for some reason), at least for me.What the fuck is her purpose?
>>502364084Being the love of my life.
>>502364042SEGA would never have the balls to make a woman taller than a man. They want woke MONEY, not woke values
>>502363691I'm proud of you!
>>502361561Why does the Core 5 + Metal Sonic uses the Sonic Drift portraits? Seems a bit random.
>>502363931cummed
>>502363842Werehog stages should've been Amy. I suspect she was indeed supposed to be playable before the "shitty friends" crap caught on. Couldn't really explain why the hell she's in the game otherwise. Also, they really needed to cut the medals. Whoever insisted on that needed to be slapped, cause it's a decent game otherwise.
>>502364084Her original, base idea was "Y'know how most love interests have the main character pining for them? What if since Sonic is so independent and doesn't care about anyone else, his love interest pines for him?"
>>502361475Why are japs afraid of basic world building?
>>502364084>What the fuck is her purpose?To make money as a mascot for SEGA. That's all any of the characters are for. They reflect the most basic and current trend, reflect that, and make money. It is never anything more.
>>502363881What is the context behind that Pepe?
>>502363861Mobian penis inspector
>>502363691Why are Sagefags like this?
>>502364296Because they're already flippy floppy on the idea of two worlds and they want to make it just vague enough in the games so that they can switch between there being more than just Earth or not
>>502364296SoA fanfiction isn't "basic world building". Get over that crap already. Even your champion Ian doesn't fight for it.
>>502364296Japs are afraid of most things, good writing just happens to be one of them. You should expect much from such a meek and fragile culture, where a man can not grab his own drink lest he be "rude"
>Sonic's world is called Earth>But IDW is not allowed to use the word>But even the capitalized version of the word (Which means the name of the planet in PROPER ENGLISH) is still not in recent games>40 year olds still think it's mobius>To the point that AI services like chatgpt think that it's called mobius due to overwhelming dataWe need a game where they shove it down your throat that it's called EARTH and has HUMANS ON IT that live in CITIES in NATIONS with no room for error or misinterpretation
Everything wrong with the series lore is SOA's fault and everything wrong with the games themselves is SOJ's.
>>502364482Actively ruining your franchise out of spite for one of your own branches is... a choice, certainly.
>>502364534But what if in ten years the 50 year olds get mad at us again :(
>>502364534Actually it's just called Sonic's World, and I wish I was making that up.
>>502364652IN HIS WORLD
>>502364652Sonic's World is the planet from Unleashed and Colors which is different to the Classic / Adventure planet (Earth) and the Lost World / Forces Planet (Eggman's World)
>>502364389Sage is miserable and her opinion on whether pornography is good or bad fluctuates depending on which level of misery she's on
>>502364534I like the term Mobian. It's short, sweet and already has massive brand recognition. Calling them anthropomorphic animals from the Sonic series is a mouthful.
>>502364534I'm pretty sure it's called Hot Chick Heaven.
>>502364534I mean, humans live on Mobius too. But seriously, Sega's stubborness on the name is more sad than anything.
>>502364534>>502364652Imagine not being able to make up some bullshit name for a planet and its inhabitants. And we still give money to these faggots?
FLUFFY
>>502364721WHERE COMPROMISE DOES NOT EXISTIN HIS WORLD... HIS WORLD!*skips intro*NOW LOADING...
>>502364892Mobian just feels right too. It's not gonna go away. Just like people will never stop calling him Robotnik.
>>502364892Mobian is fine. I don't even care about the base argument. My issue is that Sega is actively building a situation where people call it Mobius by doing shit like mandating the films make Sonic an alien or disallowing IDW to make it clear that it's still Earth.They did do that btw.
>>502364084She was meant to be the open hearted naive goofball that garbage like prime, idw and the movies turned sonic into
>>502365006They do it on purpose because they don't want to alienate those people because they see them as worthy to pander to. Same reason they keep shoving Green Hill in everything.
>>502364974Well, I haven't. I didn't buy Shadow Gens because they retconned Amy's entire character. I didn't mind them moving forward with her, but they erased the past, something I will never respect.
>>502364534kek imagine SEGA dangling a carrot above Ian to motivate him into writing IDW Sonic only to pull back awayThe power of a single word can decanonize Ian's shit.
>>502365158Are you going to watch the new movie?
>>502365158I mean... "we" whas very generalized and vague
From the outside looking in, it looks like the capital use of the word "Earth" is just as banned as the word "Mobius"For anyone curious "earth" means ground "Earth" is the planet's name. If you ever took any kind of astronomy or geography course in college you won't be allowed to forget that this is significant.
>>502365304No point. It's just more of the same bullshit.
>>502364974Right? Just call the planet Mobius, and the anthro character mobians. This shit is fucking childish.
>>502364493Oh yes, they are no match of the masterful writing of the west by making female characters lesbians.
>>502365158I find it interesting they only rewrote the dialogue in the english version, the japanese version is untouched aside from Eggman's VA
>>502364892Or just call them people which is what they are, none of the games make a big deal that humans and toon animal people co-existing together besides the fanbase itself because there is no point of doing itThis seems like something only the furry and Archie side of the fanbase cares about. I don't get why people makes such big deal about the animal characters needing to be treated like their own special seperate race when the games themselves don't do this
>>502365489No where did I say the west is better, you seething unshowered weeb.
Sonic Adventure is the only game where you can take a shower as Sonic. For this reason and this reason alone SA is the best Sonic game.
>>502364534IDW is fucked because it's based on a game that was associated with the "two worlds" crap.
>>502365112>Sega doesn't want to alienate the people who hate this IP on principal>Sega wants to pander to people who do not like anything they put out and make a hobby of shitting on their products...
>>502365635That always made me hard.
>>502365427You don't have hope for the movies?
>>502364084To simply be Sonic's love interest, that's it and that's all. However any attempts to build on that is met with Sonic himself not reciprocating in any meaningful way or Amy moving away from her trademark fanaticism.
I refuse to believe anyone thinks Sega cares about worldbuilding, east or west, when they greenlit a TV series where Sonic, Shadow, Rouge, Knuckles, Amy, and Tails explicitly live in Green Hill Zone and consider it the most important place in their lives.You know that they did not greenlight that while thinking "Well the kids will know that this isn't canon".They step in to stop Shadow from smiling too much but they will allow the characters' home to be bastardized.
>>502365438Call it Earth though because it's clearly supposed to be Earth and the majority of locations are based on real world places. Bring back the Spinball Japanese Manual lore of Mobius being a completely different planet Eggman invades unrelated to Sonic's world
The best moments of these characters from Reddit.
>>502365504Between that and Eggman literally having a meltdown on Twitter over being circumcised, I'm pretty over this series.
>>502364892>>502365001>>502365006Never was a good name and never made any sense because why wasn't everyone who lived on Mobius called a "Mobian"? Why just the talking animals?
>>502365750Eggman's nose texture could be reused for his glans
>>502365704I like Sonic's design. Him having two eyes and non-platic clown shoes is huge. Other than that it is just a generic kids movie. If they don't have the balls to even give Shadow a gun, I have no interest.
>>502365438They don't even need to use mobius since they are so afraid of uncle Penders and his assburgers condition.Just some bullshit public domain name like, idk... Pandora? Give me a name for a planet sthg.
>>502363861My theory is that she was going to be one of the Ancients before they decided to change the Ancients to being ancestors of Chaos.Some leaks from 2021 say the ancients were humans and while I'm not inclined to fully believe them, other stuff in these particular leaks was accurate like the level themes and soap shoes option.
>>502365830"Earthling" still means human even though it describes all life on earth. Not that weird, ningen scum.
>>502365830I read a fanfic once where "Mobius" was what the Mobians called Earth way back when before meeting humans and now that they're more integrated with each other they dropped the planet name but still call themselves Mobians for convenience
>>502365954MoEggmanland
>>502365720>>502365830Call it both, make it a cultural thing. Humans call it Earth, mobians call it Mobius. Characters who live in mixed population centers call it either interchangeabley.
>>502365438It's always been Earth since day one. You retards keep trying to gaslight as if it wasn't. It's not Mobius, that only existed in the SoA Manuals and a three cartoons that were vastly different from each other. Get the fuck over it and move on ffs.
>>502365954Earth, you know how the games have said several times
>>502365954>Give me a name for a planet sthg.Nopiuz.
>>502360797Why isn't there a word for non-bat people
>>502366086The japs did make two worlds a thing in Sonic X for some reason.
>>502365438Humans would also be Mobians in that context
>>502366086No need to shit your pants and cry over it, Jesus, that's just embarrassing.
>>502366065That's even more retarded. You're desperately trying to get a middle ground on this name when the official stance is that it's earth. How does changing the name to Mobius even affect anything?
>>502365724could you smash and slam these images even more?
>>502366268It makes more people happy :)
Surge raped me and I liked it
>>502366268>>502366065doesn't earth have like 500 names irl
Pizza or mall Chinese food, bros?
>>502366241Says the one being a pissbaby over the name not being Mobius. Even Ian doesn't care for that crap. It's earth, if you don't like it, go cry in a corner.
>>502366337Then it wasn't rape, retard.
I raped Surge while she was raping an anon and they both liked it.
>>502365954Just call the planet "Sega".
>>502366340NTA but all those 500 names just mean "ground" in different languages. Even English word "earth" means "ground"
>>502366337I found a pic of (You).
>>502366402Pizza, I think. Can't really go wrong with either.
>>502366323It only makes Archietards happy which is a very small percentage of Sonic fans who refuses to let go
Tell me about mobian sexual dimorphismWhy does the female belly patch stop after the chest?
Japan already used Mobius to refer to a different planet entirely in their version of Spinball.
>>502366404It's Mobius if we just keep calling it Monius. And the only one seemingly crying is you buddy, I wasn't that anon, I'm just remarking over what a baby you're being.
>>502364205>Werehog stages should've been Amy.The problem was that the werehog gameplay was tedious and unfitting. Not that your favorite candy colored rodent wasn't doing it instead
>>502366402Sushi.
>>502366542Because Sonic's tan stomach is his penis. I'm serious. Look it up. Hedgehog penises are round spots on their bellies.
>>502366542Laziness, SEGA is notorious for being lazy faggotsHaving a different shaded front is objectively better
I think the biggest, most massive overlooked difference between SoA lore and SoJ lore is the fact that the classic games are supposed to be adventures on isolated Indiana Jones islands. The American canon completely removes all of that except for Angel Island because 3&K has actual cutscenes. That's the only reason there aren't humans according to Naka.
>>502366542Character designed with clothes don't have a seperate belly color, it's not just females
>>502366567>I'm not the baby, you're the baby!Yeah sure, bitchboy.
>>502365724
hi everyone, i'm sally
>>502366763:)
>>502366827Organizing another gangbang?
>>502366398>Sonic team doesn't want shit>flynn only wants bullshitThe gay ass franchise.
>>502366567Saying that something is fact until you get your way is children behavoir
>>502367056i think this move was a Boom reference
Cry for me, sthg.
>>502362171He looks cool!
>>502367056Does the Tokyo setting have any purpose beyond japan pandering?
>>502367167Don't tempt me. I already cried today.
>>502367042What's your point? This is a children's fanchise? You've said nothing, idiot.
Here’s a fun fact, the Biolizard is now the second most reoccurring boss fight in the series behind the original Eggman fight from Sonic 1
>>502366542
>>502367213Obviously not.
AIIIIIIIIEEEEEE GAMENIC WHY ARE YOU APPROVING OF THIS IN THE TOP LEFT CORNER, HELP ME!!!!!!!! HE DESTROYED MY SMURF VILLAGE AND THE HOUSE THAT I LIVE IN AT ALL TIMES AND MY RACE CAR BED!!!!! HES TOO STRONG FOR ME I NEED YOUR HELP!!!!!!!!!! WHAT ON MOBIUS ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>502367249I want to cry and laugh together with you about the hardships of mobian life.
>>502352465Don't let them gaslight you into thinking Sonic is Steven Universe. He's a lot more like Goku, or Kirby.When Sonic throws down that challenge to Metal Sonic at the end of Heroes, it shows exactly why he's such a compelling character. He's not just some cocky hero, and he's not some self-importantant wannabe redeemer; he's someone who genuinely RELISHES the idea of facing an opponent who can push him to his absolute limits. And who better than Metal Sonic? Think about it. most people would be TERRIFIED of facing a killer robot opponent who can recursively self-improve and potentially become infinitely more powerful. But Sonic? He INVITES it! That line shows he's someone who sees impossible odds as the ultimate thrill. He's not afraid of Metal Sonic's potential for unlimited growth, he's EXCITED by it Watching this organic being give a thumbs up to the technological singularity that could wipe out all life on the planet and say "Bring it on!" That's some next-level stuff right there. Really shows why Sonic and Metal Sonic are such perfect rivals - they're both constantly pushing each other to evolve and improve.Trying to "redeem" Metal Sonic completely misses the point of having this perfect technological antithesis to Sonic. He's not some lost soul who needs saving, he's a sentient machine who CHOSE to be what he is, and making him "good" waters down one of gaming's most fascinating explorations of the organic vs artificial rivalry. And Sonic isn't oblivious. He knows what people need from him, and he'll give it to them. Tails, Knuckles, Shadow, Blaze, Merlina, and even Metal Sonic.(1/2)
You ARE still on NNN, right anon?
>>502367415whats wrong with his eyes?
>>502367213>game made by japs>Sonic confronts Shadow in a western city (San Fran)>movie made by westerners>Sonic confronts Shadow in an eastern city (Tokyo)
>>502367435I've lost every day since but I still have hope for the rest of this month.
>>502367271What about Egg Dragoon or Metal or the Death Egg Robot
>>502367431Sonic trying to redeem Metal Sonic completely undermines the beautiful tragedy of Metal Sonic's existence and actually makes Sonic look incredibly condescending. It also makes Sonic seem kind of dumb and oblivious. Metal Sonic's not a misguided soul who needs to be shown the light, he HAS NO SOUL. He's a sentient terminator robot trapped in an endless loop of identity crisis and cognitive dissonance, and the only thing he lives for is trying to kill Sonic. Having Sonic try to save him from himself or fix him is both patronizing and completely misses the point of their relationship as as inherently opposing beings. Metal Sonic had nothing if he's redeemed. Sonic doesn't want him redeemed. He wants to keep fighting him.Besides that, IDW does almost nothing with Metal Sonic, and when they do they make him a slow, weak, stupid jobber. It's like they don't realize his capabilities are match Sonic's. There's no way he'd get dropped by Amy crumbling something he's standing on, or let Kit sneak up on him. They need to stop using him as fodder, he's supposed to be the ultimate enemy. But this isn't just IDW's problem, to be fair. The modern games don't know what to do with him either. Getting rid of Orbot and Cubot and letting Metal Sonic demonstrate his incredible intelligence and evilness as Eggman's #2, and letting him be more active as his main enforcer who does things his own way, would be a good start.(2/2)
>>502367435No, I'm too depressed not to give myself a tug every few hours. It's the only joy I have left.
>>502367526Those are his Mobo Eyes they let him spot Chili Dogs and Apple Pies that his Mobius friends leave on their window sills, it keeps him safe from Dr. Gargamel when he's out of his village.
>Sonys new Switch game runs on Unreal 5>has better optimization than Sonic on SwitchHow
>>502367431>ShadowSonic didn't give Shadow jack shit.
>>502367415Jesus fuck, I snorted my drink you chad
>>502367745Requesting an Eggman version of pic related that says Chaos Emeralds
>>502350065Why did Evan throw Silver under the bus like that
I WANT TO FUCK FOX BOYS IN THEIR TIGHT BUTTHOLES
>>502367927Honey...
Thie image alone breaks countless of modern mandates.
>>502367793He gave him a chance to go Super with him.
>>502367435i was doing fine until i ate some weed gummies
>>502368036The last few times Sonic was seen being hetero. God damnit...
>>502368148Sonic and Perci was the final time
>>502368036Imagine kissing public ise Sally
>>502368036Shipping will always be based.
>>502367789Horizon is a huge franchise, the Lego Horizon game has a higher budget than anything that Sonic's put out since Unleashed.
>>502368036I do NOT miss Amyfags and Sallyfags fighting over inane shit that doesn't matter
>>502367258Children franchise where most of the fans are adults, also pestering a company in the hope that they will just give up and cave into your demands is more sickening than childish
>>502368347Lego Horizon apparently has a 100 million budget based on what Sony said
>>502367676>he's supposed to be the ultimate enemy. He lost to a fucking wall in his debut game and it's harder to name characters who haven't kicked his ass than those who have. Metalkeks are on all kinds of copium
Japanese Sonic fans on 5ch are arguing that Sonic is the factual ultimate life form
Metal is simply a victim of the franchise's powercreep. Poor guy.
>>502368432And yet, they'll yield to it.
>>502368638That's not an argument, Sonic is the ultimate lifeform.
>>502368638do they also have shipwars?
>>502367415>Game Eggman creates the "ultimate weapon" mecha made to counter Sonic>a high speed dragon robot equipped with a gatling gun, missiles, a lance, control over fire, electricity and ice, the ability to split in half and more>Sonic is still able to outdo it and destroy it by locking in>Archie Eggman creates the "ultimate weapon" mecha made to counter Sonic>It's just a shitty Death Egg robot with a Spring shield and the GUHREEN HILL ZONE checkerboard ball>Archienic gets completely folded anyways
>>502367907She didn't. She just took what 06 gave her
>>502368638That's a nice argument.However, they have a tiny pp.
>>502368816You forgot the part where Archie Eggman is defeated because the mech is designed to stop Sonic and only Sonic but not any of his friends and that’s supposed to make sense somehow.
>>502368638Why would they argue over that when SA2 literally says it outright?
>>502368873You would know who has small pp's, wouldn't you Honey.
Primedow is more of a Sally than Lanolin ever was. The only lines of his that would have been OOC for her are the ones specifically referring to himself as Shadow and such.
>>502368873https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al0H0nK7Dao&t=0m40s
>>502369047You see, Sonic loves Green Hill Zone so much he can't bring himself to hurt Eggman, nobody else has that limitation. It makes perfect sense.
>>502368795No they are of the belief no one should be in a relationship during the events of the games. At most they liked the cosmos plot from X but claimed it could never work again with any other charactersMajority of their arguments are powerscaling and how bad the games perform these daysThe general belief is that Shadow without his unnatural powers falls in line around Knuckles and even lower if he doesn’t have his shoes to speed him up
>>502368510>He lost to a fucking wall in his debutShadow died in his debut because he couldn't keep his blonde up. Eggman accidental killing Metal Sonic by dropping the wall on him isn't as bad especially when you keep in mind they're in-universe going at supersonic speeds, as the ending cutscene shows.>and it's harder to name characters who haven't kicked his ass than those who haveThat's kind of the point, it's a misrepresentation of his character as established in CD and Heroes. It takes Sonic, or a whole group of powerful beings to take him down.
there is going to be a MASSIVE generation of kids who will only accept Green Hill as Sonic's home and they'll think you're just autistically pedantic for denying it.
>>502369150He's a Sally who can kick Sonic's ass which balances a lot better than a Sally who can't. His annoyance comes from the fact that his ability to do so is compromised, while Sally is just annoyed.
>>502369203Kek based
>>502369203Sounds about right to me.
>>502369203We need to send /sthg/'s strongest soldier Sparky to correct them
>>502368510Shadow had to use Doom Powers to beat him, and even then it's a past version of Metal Sonic.
what is your favourite non-sonic song and what blobian do you think would listen to that
>>502369203>Japs are antishippers Based
>>502369334Also he wasn't interested in fucking Sonic, but then again neither was she after a point...
>>502369534Primenic totally wanted to fuck him though
>>502369534>amy hugging up on sonic all the time>sally dating her tomagachiGood times, good times
>>502369203The Cosmo plot line is liked because it pushed Tails to where they think he should be.Tails was described by some people as Sonic’s heart showing how Sonic felt about the situation despite how he holds himself.The scene where Tails cries into Sonic’s arms was considered a moment to them on par with Shadows sacrifice at the end of SA2 due to how unexpected it was.
>>502369334To be fair, the Sonics they have to deal with are actually annoying as shit. There is never a point where you disagree with Primedow, and the only time Sally is in the wrong is the slap. Sonic (in prime and archie) is annoying and it's a MIRACLE that the only people who treat him like he's annoying are the characters specifically designed to be super serious to contrast him.
>>502368785>>502369092Iizuka said Shadow changed his mind. The Ultimate Lifeform title was given to Shadow because he is immortal, retards.
>>502369203Japs are not having sex, so they want Sonic characters to reflect that sexlessness. It's typical.
>>502368816LIMIT is a great moment because it's cool while not making Sonic into an invincible hero. That's the main problem with current era Sonic, he's literally not allowed to be fallible in any way. >>502369047How does that not make sense? The Egg Beater was designed to counter Sonic and ONLY Sonic. Eggman may be a genius, but he's also an arrogant fuck with tunnel vision. Also, it's nice to see Sonic propping up his friends.
>>502369312>Shadow couldn't keep his transformation active while in the vacuum of space after fighting the biolizard before already >Metal jobbed to a roadrunner gag
>>502369883>Iizuka saidHis word is worth almost as less as Ian's.
>>502369762>Japs think Tails should be Sonic's heart Do they not believe in him being his own hero?
>>502369883I don't see how that changes the reality.
>>502370041>How does that not make sense?Sonic hitting robot hard = a tiny dentEveryone else hitting it almost as hard = mech torn apart
>>502370081I always felt like the roadrunner would fit right into the sonic cd intro
>>502370041Nta, but it's completely retarded by design. Technically, creating a mech that can defeat Sonic should've enabled him to defeat almost anyone.
>>502369454Metal copied the data of the whole cast and chaos and still lost
>>502369691>tomagachiOh someone's getting their browser history leaked.
>>502370041>The Egg Beater was designed to counter Sonic and ONLY SonicSonic is the strongest among them. That robot shouldn't be able to be beaten by anyone else.
>>502369203based japs, shipping is subhuman behavior
>Nicole leaks Mina's foxboy searches
>>502370208Archietards will consider that scenario and logic top notch writing.
>>502370041How does it counter Sonic? It's a mashup of stupid references with no thought put into it. Egg Dragoon at least you can see how (it has the speed to keep up, can split itself to attack simultaneously, tons of projectile weapons made to trip him up). What method does the fucking GREEN HILL ZONE checkerboard ball have in countering him aside from "I made this robot stronger than the other ones I guess but its not immune to being ganged up on".
>>502370361I’ll save you the trouble, it’s nothing but Rouge porn.
>>502351894>>Tangle, Belle, Surge, & Kit>>No WhisperI don't see Belle in that image
>>502370208>>502370285>>502370374>>502370472It's not about raw power, it's countering Sonic's specific moves and abilities.
>>502370472It's just typical Ian writing. It's not about reasoning, it's about references.
>>502370502MORE
>>502370616That’s fucking retarded and doesn’t logically work.
>>502370121They don’t really think about it too much since most of these characters will never be on their own anyway.
>>502370616The only difference between Sonic and the characters fighting is the use of tools. That's it and it's not enough to support the point being made.
>Watching the Sonic Symphony>Sonic Heroes Medley>Rail Canyon segment>They show Team Dark>Seamlessly transitions into Shadow Gens footagekino
Who is "Kyle" on the Bumblekast, anyway? Does he do anything directly related to the comic or something? The way he talks and jokes reminds me of an old friend I fell out of touch with who accidentally voice called me over Steam one day and chose to block me over reconnecting, as if our near decade of friendship meant nothing to him. Children's media is lying to you about the power of friendship "Nakama" isn't worth shit.
>>502370710How? Let's say you build a robot specifically designed to defeat someone at Judo. It's getting its ass wrecked by someone who favors Muay Thai.
Could Omega beat Sonic?
>>502370616HOW does it do that? It, again, is just a Death Egg Robot with Big Arms design features (because reference), a shield with the Spring symbol on it (remember springs from Sonic) and, I cannot get over this part, THE GREEN HILL ZONE CHECKERBOARD BALL BOSS FIGHT. FUCK you, that's SO stupid.Egg Dragoon is what you're actually talking about, it was built to counter Sonic and you can see how, I just broke it down before.
>>502369534Sonic hugging Shadow and Sally like this always triggers my autism. They both push him away right after. Sonic knows these two are the type of person to be all dignified and crap and refuse to be surprise hugged. You NEVER see Sonic doing this kind of thing to Tails, Knuckles, or Amy. EVER! Sonic only tackle-hugs the friends who aren't huggers?Even Movie Sonic says he doesn't like hugs. I have a hard time picturing canon Sonic running up to people and hugging them. let alone no-funs like these two.
>>502370168Sonic the not the Ultimate Lifeform. Shadow is. Canonically.
>>502370710NTA but My only defense for him is that a comic only needs some superficial logic >>502370502 to give weaknesses to a character and strenght in groupsBut i already know it's a problematic argument.
>>502370919He fucking bodies Shadow, so it's likely. Or it would be if Sonic didn't have his coward executive protections. Omega is literally built different.
>>502370919He has the weaponry to harm him, but 9/10 times Sonic will just speedblitz him.
>>502370976It doesn’t even look cool, it looks like a fucking preschool toy compared to so many of his other mechs.
>>502370616This only makes a shred sense with an amateur scientist villain who skips the details due to rookie oversight because this is their first mech of this magnitude and has only ever fought Sonic, not someone like Eggman who can bust out loads of machines like a chief and supposed to have an IQ of 300 who had faced other characters besides Sonic. It's completely retarded not to take other characters into account. Like, what if Shadow showed up and fought it?
>>502371182Eggman should build a new ultimate weapon in IDW and this time it should be based on those stupid crusher things from Final Zone but instead of crushing you they have Emerald Hill Zone drills on them. That would be KINO.
>>502370976>HOWI don't know, how does Sonic have super speed? That's never explained anywhere except Fleetway. The story of 175 is great, so I don't feel the need to nitpick.
>>502370861I mean you could always suck Iizuka's dick when he said Team Dark weren't friends
The cast is at its peak in X in terms of characterization
>>502371136>ArchieStick to the canon. And before you bring up 06, remember that the timeline where Shadow gets sealed only happened due to Iblis being released.
>>502371160That doesn't make any sense. Shadow is Sonic with more techniques. If Omega is built tank and dodge something from Shadow then he will definitely do the same to Sonic's moves
>>502371278I wish I lived there…
>>502370081>had the power of the seven chaos emerald coursing through him>still doesJobdow...
>>502371278Being a Marvelfag and a Sonicfag is jarring because Sonic refuses to use the most popular character introduced in the last 10 years while Marvel has suddenly gone insane and is now open to using obscure characters who debuted in canceled 1997 TV series
Sonally is the cutest ship and I miss it so much.
>>502371535I’m glad she’s dead and buried as a character forever.
>>502370334Because they're Sonic Heroes!
>>502371470Sonic is stronger than Shadow you retard. Doesn't matter how much moves they stack ontop of his subpar base form, he'll always lose to Sonic.
>>502371458>stick to the canonNTA but the canon is an inconsistent pile of shit to be honest.
>>502371535Does anyone else hear nuclear missile sirens
>>502371278AdorableDoes the tree have eyes?
>>502371225Again, Ivo is smart, but his arrogance fucks him over all the time, and this is no different. >Like, what if Shadow showed up and fought it?Egg Beater would've gotten bodied. It's not designed to counter chaos power bullshit.
>>502371408If the entire drama of the story is built around Eggman finally finding out how to stop Sonic, and the story specifically says that it's because this robot was built to counter Sonic, you need to specify WHY it counters Sonic, or it just feels stupid. But the robot is just able to do it this time despite being a collage of things Sonic already destroyed, and everyone else easily stops because... plot. This robot is just stronger than the rest of them until it isn't.
>>502371535What >>502371652 posted.Sally would weight Sonic down.>"So would [not Sally]."But she/he is willing to chase after him.
>>502371091
>>502364652>Actually it's just called Sonic's World, and I wish I was making that upFor fuck's sake retard, Ian has stated multiple times in the past 2 years that the planet's name is Earth. >Q:Did you manage to get back to Sega on what the planet is called[?]Ian: Earth.Kyle: That's it? It's just Earth?Ian: It's Earth.Kyle: All right. Kind of boring but whatever. Why does Earth got like Lost Hex and Little Planet over it? What's going on here?Ian: Because it's fantasy Earth. Why does Dragon Ball's Earth have furries running around? Actually I know there is an answer to that but shut up.Kyle: Why does Sonic's Earth have furries running around for that matter?Ian: Yeah. Why does Clark Kent's Earth have like every crazy meta human and alien popping up on it? Why does the MCU Earth have mutants? Why does fantasy Earth have thing? It's because!Kyle: Because?! Fine fine.How many times do we have to say that?>>502365438>This shit is fucking childishWhy? Because of some imaginary rules concocted in your schizoid-addled brain? SoJ has called the planet Earth since the first game. The planet has been called Earth more times than not. "Sonic's World" is temporary meta-era shit, like two worlds was.Quit being fucking retarded, man.
>>502371678Sonic > Blaze > Silver > Knuckles > Metal Sonic > Omega > Shadow > the rest
>>502371535Reboot is better. Sonally is a horrible ship to try and get invested in because it doesn't even have a real conclusion. Just teasing and drama.
>>502371763but why
You'll get told Archie Eggman is the evilest Eggman even though he makes the most low IQ decisions and had to be sent to the rubber room after losing to Sonic around 5 times.
>>502371853>KnucklesI love him but let's not do that.>Metal SonicHas been powercrept to Hell and further.
>>502371919>horrible ship to try and get invested in because it doesn't even have a real conclusion.There aren't ships with any real conclusion. But I agree, the teasing was too much for me.
>>502371967>sadic narcissist makes retarded decisions to inflate his own ego and hurt otherswe discovered hot water
>>502371824Anon we’ve had a ton of newfags flood in here from Twitter in the past year, not everyone was here for all those planet arguments.
>>502371692Let me check...nope, no nukes yet.But that is a shitty pairing right there.
>>502371750>Again, Ivo is smart, but his arrogance fucks him over all the time, and this is no different.By making a machine that automatically loses to other people besides Sonic? That goes beyond arrogance, it's just braindead.
>>502372026I frankly do not think any Sonic story has ever had a good romance arc,
>>502372015METAL BEAT SHADOW IN IDW
>>502371967He does a lot of really fucked up evil stuff and tortures and rapes people for fun (Everyone still lets him go because they feel bad for him when he's sad)
>>502371967He was pretty evil.
>>502371758The quality of the story allows me to overlook that minor missing detail. It's really not as important as you're making it out to be. And again, the entire premise of the franchise is that there's this dude with super speed, but at no point are his powers explained.
>>502372174Did this go anywhere before the reboot?
Wind?
>>502372142Try reading some day.
>>502372123It's not, designed to disintegrate if someone else besides Sonic touches it. You appear to just be complaining for the sake of it.
a smelly wind...
>>502372356EARTH AND FIRE
>>502372417My biggest criticism of this ship is that it isn't given more focus and is developed in issues that I don't like.
Somebody should turn the Lara-Su Chronicles into a movie.It'll be so bad it's good.
>>502372326No, but I am curious where it was originally going. It would be fucking wild if Snively joining G.U.N was always intended.
you guys have ruined my perception of sally and amy beyond repair, i just want you to know this.
>>502372574
>>502364351if that was my job id never retire
>>502370502I want those boobies in my face
>>502371824B-but anon! MUH FANTASTICAL LOCATIONS MEANS THE PLANET SHOULD HAVE A LE QUIRKY NAME LIKE IN MY PEDO AMERIMUTT COMICS!!!
You'll get told Sonic is the greatest and wisest hero even though the stories will make everyone else retardly evil and low IQ with the other characters getting sent to the bench even after kissing Sonic's ass around 5 times
>>502372657Goth Amy was always my weakness.
>>502373001This episode is a Sonicfag's favorite thing ever but it's actually hilariously bad
>>502372871
>>502372456No, you're just defending a very poor concept.
>>502372181It's not a detail though, it's the crux of the story. Even Dragon Ball most of the time will explain stuff like this, like SSJ Grade 3 being unable to hit Cell because of muscle mass, and so does the games. Heck even Forces does it, Sonic loses to Infinite at first because he's alone and doesn't understand what he is, but once he learns it's just illusions and teams up with (You) you're able to use your real, stronger powers to push through Infinite's fantasy. If Ian just said "The robot is just stronger than the rest of them, but isn't strong enough to get ganged up on", I'd accept that, but them specifying that it's meant SPECIFICALLY to counter Sonic, not explaining any of it, and expecting you to just accept that everyone else can inexplicably tear through it like paper is stupid. I find it hard to get invested in that story because they build it around such a faulty premise, that idea IS the plot of the story.
Why is Sonic initially disconnected from the Chaos Force at all while Shadow is tapped in? EXPLAINWhy is Sonic hydrophobic?!
>>502372871eww what the fuck is that thing?
>>502373079This comic gets worse every time I see it.WHERE'S HER FUCKING LEG?
>>502371824>Why does Clark Kent's Earth have like every crazy meta human and alien popping up on it? Why does the MCU Earth have mutants? Why does fantasy Earth have thing? It's because!Way to say "i can't give them a real backstory unlike the mutants and the meta humans".
>>502373174>Why is Sonic hydrophobic?!He has rabies.
>>502373001>>502373075This shit is why I have come to hate Sonic as a character. This is literally the kind of shit you see in bad fanfics, an infallible Gary Stu who is completely invincible, always right, and all the other characters are made into drooling morons who worship them. Fuck Sonic.
>>502373185Their adopted son
>>502373386>Fuck Sonict. Shadow, Sonic's boyfriend
>>502373386Based antiwindfag
>>502373174Sonic isn't hydrophobic, he just doesn't like being in water since it slows him down
>>502372181>>502373143Also forgot this part, but Sonic's super speed is just part of him, Eggman built that robot as a machine, it doesn't just exist. Sonic's speed isn't explained because that's who he is... you can't say "the robot beats sonic but loses to everyone else, that's just who it is" because it's a ROBOT, it's a tool that Eggman built, it's the primary threat. It's like that joke people make about The Move That Kills Sonic in 06 not working on Shadow because he isn't Sonic but taken completely seriously.
>>502368510You're missing the point. Even the greatest warriors have their losses. Goku lost to Tao Pai Pai once, that doesn't mean he isn't the greatest warrior. Metal Sonic is literally designed to be an ever-evolving technological singularity, a threat to all life itself. Every defeat just makes him stronger and more determined. That CD defeat you're mocking was just Metal Sonic 1.0, beta testing. Each loss is a stepping stone to becoming stronger and more dangerous. Thats's what his character is meant to be. Win/lose is irrelevant, it's more about how he comes back harder each time and never goes down easy. The way the Western staff depicts him as Metal Jobber just to prop up other characters is definitely a mistake. That's more Fang's wheelhouse.By Heroes, Metal Sonic had evolved enough to copy and combine the abilities of multiple characters and transform into a reality-warping monster, and he could have only gotten stronger from there. And Sonic's response wasn't 'Oh no, how terrifying! I wish you were a good guy instead!' It was basically 'Hell yeah, now THIS is what I'm talking about! Challenge me any time!"THAT'S what makes their rivalry so compelling. Each loss just feeds into Metal's evolution while giving Sonic exactly what he craves, that only Metal Sonic can give him. An opponent who keeps pushing him to new heights. No other character does that. Nobody else is that invested in being Sonic's rival, or that good at it.
>>502373580That's fairThat doesn't answer my other question
>>502373580>Sonic isn't hydrophobic, he just doesn't like being in water since it slows him down
This but with Barby.
>>502371853>Blaze > SilverSilver could fling her into a harbor without contact
>>502373001Nobody else was smart enough to know that the Earth rotates, thoughever.
>>502373695>Sonic's super speed is just part of him>"H-he just does, okay?"
>>502368510
Ian's writing as no themes, lazy details, relies on previous writers, and has the the subtlety of a spider bite, and would've been laughed out any other franchise, but since Sonic fans have never experienced decent writing in their lives, it's considered the PEAK and there is no above after it.
>>502374008Also people forget that one of the primary uses of Silver's powers is being to extinguish and control flames
>>502374008Fling this!
>Sonic isn't a hero, he just does what he wants, he's a regular guyI shit you not, superman fans will look you right in the eye and say the same shit
>>502374173Sonic was the antagonistic force in Black Knight.
>>502374059It's almost like he's a fanfictions writer who came out of a fanfictions site....
>>502374043That's what the person I was arguing was saying, and I agree that every little thing doesn't always need to be explained. Sonic can have super speed in Archie because he's just a chosen one or whatever. But there's a difference between a character's backstory and the primary conflict of an arc, right? If Sonic didn't have Super Speed and he needed to gain Super Speed in order to stop Eggman and he... just did it, that'd be incredibly stupid. But that's the problem with the 175 fight. That's what it does.
>>502374261Bro shut the fuck up. You're just pulling my leg now. I'm wise to your tickles.
>>502374173We don't need an essay for every single thing a character does.
>>502374030Whoever's responsible for this bullshit needs to be punched in the face. How the fuck do you write a story in which the actual resolution hinges on literally everyone in the world except for Sonic suddenly forgetting that planets fucking spin?
>>502374059Coming from the likes of Graff and Pontac, then yeah, Ian's writing is fucking oscar worty in comparison.
>>502374293Evan can be described the exact same way but honestly she's worse. At least Ian tries to write a story.
>>502374464They actually have careers outside of Sonic, unlike Ian, who is supposed to be the super fan.
>>502374293I disagree. Evan is good at themes unlike Ian, she's just terrible at everything else.The theme of issue 64 was awkwardness and shame. Every page hammers it into your eyes. When Evan wants you to feel a certain way she's very good at expressing that on the page. Getting there is the agony.
>>502371853>Sonic and Blaze stronger then SilverJust tell us how did your brain conclude that?
>>502374059What are some of his bad points other than No-Kill Sonic and lesbians?
>>502374419He literally called himself the villain in that game, bitch.
>>502374008Blaze could burn Silver from the inside out and reduce him to ashes in an instant. She's both faster and way more powerful than him, but she's scared of seriously hurting people with her powers, so she's always majorly holding back.
>>502374490Evan is nothing more than a tumblrina, her phenotype speaks loud about it.
>>502374148This is what Silver fans forget. Silver is not an omnipotent anime or cape comic psychic. His ability allows him to be on the power level of Sonic's friends. Sonic and other strong characters could fight him because he's just like Blaze: His powers are visible and can be dodged
>>502374592At least that means he has some ounce of respect for the series. Pontac literally didn't give a shit.
>>502374456I remember people used to argue "it's actually complicated, lots of people would have trouble figuring it out"Bitch, flat earthers wouldn't even have trouble figuring this one out. Goldfish wouldn't have trouble figuring this one out. You have to be so stupid that you think the moon is following you when you drive at night for this plan to have worked. "Eggman tricked everyone into thinking the moon stands still, Sonic thwarts him with the basic knowledge that planetary bodies are never still" sounds like a Sonic Boom plot.
>>502374490Evan tries too, it's just that she can't.
>>502374660He can just put it out, again that's like his whole thing, that's the very first thing he does in the series, he's the only one who can fight Iblis because he can quell eternal flames with his powers.
>>502373143>Sonic loses to Infinite at first because he's alonekek tails might as well not be there
>>502374597Silver got the jump on Sonic a couple of times, but since then (Rivals, Generations) even going all-out Silver can't beat Sonic.
>>502374595>The theme of issue 64 was awkwardness and shame.Wow, that would be impressive if there wasn't already almost a full dozen other issues where that was the plot point.
>>502374173A captcha. I STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
>>502374660[headcanon]Funny how even canon Silver can not just deal with fire but with fast opponents as well kek
>>502374148>doesn't even remove the stare from SonicMetal is F O C U S E DHe knows Silver is nothing but a speed bump.
>>502374173>SupermanNo? Clark is absolutely a hero who specifically does what he does for the sake of helping people. He's a heckin' good boy raised on hilariously idealized Midwestern values. And yes he IS a regular guy, in personality at least.
So theoretically all Mephiles needs to do is somehow either escape his Non-Canon Cage or trap Blaze in it with him and then yank the Iblis out of her right? Him going after her would be fertile grounds for a new Rush-style game (especially assuming she remembers Crisis City).
>>502374740>respect>rewrites entires dialoges and recons characters
>>502374805If he's being burned from the inside he can't really do anything about it.
>>502374740>At least that means he has some ounce of respect for the series. Lmao. Ian's writing is just as disrespectful. Literally dedicated an entire game script to try to kill Sonamy and just generally write the characters wrong because that's how HE wants them to be, not because he doesn't know.
>>502374816>which he never gone all out on Sonicagain after 06yeah cool cope, you wonder why everybody hate Silverfags when they get to powerfagging?
>>502374816In 06 he beats Sonic because he can just grab him and incapacitate him instantly.In Rivals and Generations he doesn't do that so Sonic wins. I guess he forgot.
>>502374936>Mephiles the Hot
>>502372417I want to smooch them both...
Come up with a plot just as stupid as the eggmoon plot. Make it sound believable.Here's mine: Eggman creates a room temperature ray that makes everything room temperature. He uses this to make it impossible for people to cook. This causes the polar ice caps to melt and deserts to start growing plants. Sonic wins by reminding everyone that different places have different temperatures.
>>502375103Wasn't rivals just racing bullshit? i don't believe you can who can beat who in that shit.
>>502374148Couldn't silver just immediately fly back?
>>502375168>Solaris looks different than I remember...
>>502374883No it's literally canon, it's based Blaze lore.>>502375035>>502375103Silver is going all-out against him in Generations and still loses to him.
>>502374767>"Eggman tricked everyone into thinking the moon stands still, Sonic thwarts him with the basic knowledge that planetary bodies are never still" sounds like a Sonic Boom plot.Except it would work because Boom is a comedy show. That everyone but our heroes is too stupid to know basic astrophysics would be the joke. In fact, it would be even better if even Boom Knuckles was like "Wait, how is the EggMoon blocking the sun? Doesn't the moon move?".
>>502371919The reboot was the only time I actually got invested in Archie Sonic. It truly felt like a world where all the games and cartoons could have truly happened together.
>>502375257There's fights in the second one but they do the Adventure thing where they're vague about almost all of them
>>502375234This sounds like a Sonic Boom plot.
>>502374936Mephiles would need to get Blaze to cry, somehow
>>502375289Silver needs mental focus to use his powers. Kind of hard to focus when you're being spun around, disorientated, and flung through the air.
>>502372657I want to kiss Amy’s back!
>>502375326He doesn't ever try to grab him though, which is how he beats him twice in 06. He just grabs other things. Maybe it's cause the premise of the fight is he's trying to see if it's the real Sonic or a fake? I dunno.
>>502374936>>502375168I really do hope this Mephiles thing goes somewhere. It's too good an idea to go to waste.
>>502374956>>502375000There are times I wish Ian had as much power over this series as you schizos believe he has. If anything was retconned and rewritten, it came from the wishes of the ones in charge, not from the fucking no-name writer.I don't think he has a HDD filled with images of Lizuka and Hoshino fucking underaged idols to blackmail the brass with just to impose his will on a ship he doesn't like in Sonic, even though that would be kinda cool.
>>502375103>In 06 he beats Sonic because he can just grab him and incapacitate him instantlyYou mean the thing he didn't do and instead chose to force push Sonic when he had a full opening as a surprise attack? Real smart hedgehog that guy
sonic fans step out of their circles and forget that this shit is dumb
>>502375330It was the only media where I actually didn't dislike the Freedom Fighters and has characters like Sally and the purple walrus at their best.
>>502374936I like this idea but there's something else I'd thought about. Is Solaris in Blaze in total, or is it also split up in the Sol Emeralds?Getting Blaze wouldn't be the only thing he needs to do, but since Blaze (unlike Sonic) constantly has them with her I guess it'd be easy to do.
>>502375545To be fair I'm pretty sure at least 60% of the posters on here are genuinely mentally handicapped.
>blue faggot is kicking my ass>better play dead while he checks if I'm okayNot only is he incompetent, but he's also a pussy.
>>502373174>Why is Sonic hydrophobic?!It’s just that he doesn’t believe they should be allowed to get married is all.
>>502375419Kill Cream.
>>502375542He does it in the second fight, and in the first one it looks like he's about to before Amy stops him
>>502374293I've read fanfiction better than Ian's slop.
>>502375532Why hire a writer if he doesn't write anything?
>>502375326>it's based Blaze lore.Based Silver lore is blow your brains out when you get close>Silver is going all-out against him in Generations and still loses to him.if you believe " i need to know if your fake" is am going to kill you" i think your seething from him kicking your ass there multiple times...
>>502375532>it came from the wishes of the ones in charge>does literal nothing to protest any of itAnother podcast fan?
>>502375478>He doesn't ever try to grab him thoughHe can't, Sonic is fast.
Miss Frizzile is Maria's mommy
>>502375659Any time I see posters here being unironically intelligent I'm taken aback
Silver has sex
>>502375739Even if you come up with a story you need to write hundreds of lines to execute it and put it in the video game, if you don't feel like doing that you can hire someone else to do it for you.
>>502375872with everyone.He bottoms to most, tops some and switches with rest
>>502375812>if you believe " i need to know if your fake" is am going to kill you"Well this is Silver we're talking about. You typically don't try to crush someone with tonnes of metal if you're not trying to kill them.
>>502374936>all Mephiles needs to do is somehow either escapeHe's sealed inside the scepter that's locked behind a Boss Gate, that's hidden in the deepest recesses of White Space, which no longer exists once the Time Eater is destroyed.He's fucked, proper, that's why Eggman came back no problem but Mephiles still hasn't gotten out, not the real Mephiles anyway.
>>502375682>copingnice ass anon
>>502375849lmao based
>>502376013He knows Sonic can tank it, these characters aren't pansies.
>>502376125But being crushed is one of Sonic's only weaknesses.
>>502375849Or it will make you rage quit.
>>502376056My name is Silver
>>502375682>better play dead while he checks if I'm okaySilver can't be the only character in the whole franchise that had to do that, right?
>>502367907I have an easier time forgiving Uwuver because Evan literally didn't know her headcanon was fake
>>502376187Only sometimes, in some games he just gets squished like a pancake and pops out of the ground
>>502375739His job is to fill out the story that the director wants. He's not allowed to be wrong.You think he wrote Amy first and the entire Sonic Team scrambled to reanimate the game according to that vision? Get real.
>>502376352The director literally did scramble to rewrite everything because he thought it was shit though (the animation wasn't rewritten to fit and it makes it super awkward)
>>502376352>He's not allowed to be wrong.... except when he tried to kill Sonamy in Frontiers.
>>502376482But Ian isn't the director.Yet.
>>502376529>kill SonamySonamy died in 2013 and Ian was just shooting a dead horse
>>502376559Then why did the director rewrite it if Ian was fitting his vision
Ianfags will say Ian is a genius and also say he just copies what Sega tells him in the same sentence.
>>502375419>Mephiles would need to get Blaze to cry, somehowI'm guessing he uses The Move That Kills Sonic™ on Marine right in front of her (or maybe he was aiming for Blaze and bet on Marine jumping out in front of the attack and pulls a Piccolo Body Shield to her as Kid Gohan)? Also could he use the Chaos Emeralds to transmigrate Iblis's soul-being out and back into him? I never really understood how transmission of existence worked with the Emeralds as '06 portrayed it.
>>502376597This is complete and other revision, but this just tracks to "Everything right is Ian's credit and everything wrong is someone else's fault".
>>502376678Fun because in both cases he's either a shit writer or a useless faggot.
>>502376760It wouldn't work on Marine though, it's the Move That Kills Sonic and as we talked about, if it was made to kill Sonic everyone else is immune.
>Bump limit reachedBump" yaaaaahhhhh~~"
Fang won.
>>502376859i don't like ian at all but sonamy was literally dead after lost world.
>>502376254Literally the only character that do that. No one else has been desperate enough to shoot another character in the back or use a tactic like that after losing a fight.
>>502376942Sage "Now perish."
>>502376760Blaze cried in archie when she thought Amy cream and Marine died, after meeting them for 1 day, she's easy to instigate.
>>502377027Eggman does it in Egg Viper and a few other fights
>>502376987It wasn't. What the fuck are you even talking about?
>>502376987What the fuck are you talking aboutAmy is still into Sonic, even in Boom, right after Lost World.
>>502376760It seems you can only use the emeralds to transmigrate a soul-being into someone but not out of someone, which is why they say the only way to release it is crying
I'm going to laugh myself into a fucking coma if Ian backs out of future projects because of this constant bitching. Sonic fans will have backed their way out of the one thing that made this actually good again. Literally shitting in your own nest.
>>502377210>>502377241game literally had her say she never admitted it lol, that's a dead ship
>>502377210>>502377241Remember when Amy says "i never got to say-" before she dies like she's never confessed before
>>502377138>in archie
Silver is one of the most powerful characters. Don't let his naivety fool you, that man can toss you around like a pinball.
>>502373713>An opponent who keeps pushing him to new heights. No other character does that. Nobody else is that invested in being Sonic's rival, or that good at it.Shadow.
>>502377403>>502377410That was in the moment.You guys are so fucking stupid.
Amy still likes Sonic, now it’s just not the only thing she ever talks about though. Disingenuous mouthbreathers will screech and shout hyperbole to the contrary, but there’s a reason no one takes these knuckledraggers seriously.
>>502377376Crying lesbians?
>>502377171Eggman being the only other character that would do that speaks volumes
>>502377210>>502377241https://youtube.com/watch?v=1vn8gEuQkMwSecond half of the video
>>502377473Funny enough everyone has a weakness, and naivety is Silvers only weakness>but he's a a baby-headcanon.
>>502377539>Amy still likes Sonic, now it’s just not the only thing she ever talks about though.How dare she develop beyond her singular character trait
>>502377532this is such a cope. amy ever being open about loving sonic was retconned and consistent for over a decade you stupid oldfag
>>502377376Has an employe ever backed out because of fandom bitching?
>>502377505Shadow doesn't give a flying fuck about fighting Sonic and 99% of the time has no reason to. He's not really Sonic's rival.
>>502377539>Amy still likes SonicThen why edit that aspect out and no just add extra information with it?It's being erased. I've grown wise to the usual "Don't worry, we're not taking this away!" and then reveal that you are and telling me to deal with it.
>>502377376I genuinely want Ian and his whole posse of nepo hires to be fired and blacklisted from ever working on the IP again. I would rather have another decade of Pontaff than watch that stupid Canadian cuck try to subvert and rewrite the characters for his own retarded head canons. Someone who doesn't care about this IP at all could handle these characters better than him or Evan.
>>502377473>Silver is one of the most powerful charactersI'm sure some have said the same about Knuckles, Shadow, and Metal
>>502377376>Ian leaves>The next person rewrites everything to her liking and we return to Pontaff level writing
>>502377661>developThat excuse died when a game taking place before Frontiers got rid of it.
>>502377505>Shadow>invested in being Sonic's rival
>>502377793pontaff were literal nepo hires though
>>502377751When I’m running through chemical plant zone for the twelfth game in a row the very last thing on my mind is whether Amy is going to propose to Sonic again like it’s the funniest thing in the world.
>>502377860Yes it's plural...
>>502376045>He's sealed inside the scepter that's locked behind a Boss Gate, that's hidden in the deepest recesses of White Space, which no longer exists once the Time Eater is destroyed.Mephiles as a fellow Time God (remember he can time travel without mystery portrals like Silver or the Time Stones: "one way ticket to the tour of your dreams") should probably still be skulking about the void of timelessness. Ironically, just getting out of the Scepter of Darkness (maybe by accident with the Jeweled Scepter?) could be the hardest part. I'm assuming it's easier for Blaze to travel to Sonic's dimension where he'd materialize over him trying to cross over to the Sol Dimension. Then again, wherever in Timespace he currently is might be at a dimensional cross-road that would let him sleek into Blaze's Dimension easier than otherwise would be possible.>>502377302>It seems you can only use the emeralds to transmigrate a soul-being into someone but not out of someone, which is why they say the only way to release it is cryingAlright I could buy that.>>502375706>Kill Cream.Okay yep, that'd fucking do it. I'd cry too.
>>502377376Without the time stones?!
>>502377793>I would rather have another decade of Pontaff
Ian can just flat out admit he's trying to do away with Sonamy and his dickriders will still try to lay blame to something else.Just cancel this faggot and scrub his existence from the franchise already. I'm getting tired of dealing with the constant deflections and mental gymnastics from his fags.
Whenever I see Amyfags crying, I always envision Chris-chan pepper spraying a gamestop employee over Sonic's arms being blue.
HEY NIGGERSSOMEBODY MAKE A NEW THREAD ALREADY THIS IS SMELLING LIKE SHIT
are you guys really pretending lost world didn't outright walk back amy being openly in love with sonic right in your fucking face
>>502378123>AMY LOVES SONIC AND YOU ALL KNOW IT
>>502378159All other content and profiles stated she was madly in love with Sonic, but now they're being removed or edited.
>Sonic fans when things aren't exactly the way they like it
>>502378278The games > all other content
>>502378107No one but faggots care about Sonamy.
>>502378284>making sense of things that should never be taken seriously
>>502378145If I make the OP everyone will hate it. So I will.
>Meteor Sma-ACK!
What does Sonic sound like cumming?
>>502378349Can't he just...throw'em?
>>502378278>content and profilesNo game released after Sonic Lost worlds contradicts it. No GAME.
>>502378278This is like the hitler jew comment penders plagarized>first they came for the game dialogue, and i did not speak up because i did not listen to the game dialogue
>>502378498>Don't get on my bad sid-AHh~
>>502378553It's harder for him when they fight back
New bread:>>502378734>>502378734>>502378734
>>502378553He was banned from hurting people with his powers after The Incident
>>502378553IDW hates Silver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQ_x5l8_PO0
>>502377697Pontaff did.
>>502378795Couldn't you have waited a couple more posts so we could get to 900?
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