Astral Beauty EditionPC trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuCfkgaaa08PS5 trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wW4Fdh6zFM>News:Patch 7: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-7-now-live_121Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99>Wiki:https://bg3.wiki>Mods:https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/>FAQ:>Q: How often should I long rest?>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of very low or very high rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.>Polls:>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnYOP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpastaPrevious thread: >>502234937
Missionary with Astarion
>>502387095astral beauty, and the scenery looks nice too i guess
I don't get it.
>>502387548he was a boyshe was a girlcan i make it anymore obvious
Never forget Gortash rape
/bgg/ is kill
I am almost complete. 2 int. only the mirror of lost is left.
trans tom holland lookin ass
Nere. Does not. *raises hand to temple* Fail. *energy waves begin emanating from his head* BELDRON! *the gnome slaves begin choking themselves* NOOOOOOO! *the gnome slaves slump over to the ground, dead* Nere is… *smolders smugly*
I don't even help Shadowheart escape the nautiloid anymoreI stand and watch her pound on the pod, and I say outloud "You know what you did." Then I turn and leave.Halsin? Dies in the goblin cages. And then I restart. I have done this around 30 times now.I will never forget what you took from me Halsin.
What is it about Minthara's beauty that scares you so much?
>Lunkbug>Skickpit
trans tom holland lookin ass.
>>502387095I do love the astral plane.
>>502389186mmm the astral train
I recently entered Rivington, fucked around a bit, did my mandatory long rests for story content, started some side quests... and I'm burnt out on this playthrough.Is this normal? I'm still eager to play this game but rather than continue my main game I'm thinking about the next playthrough I was going to do. A Embrace or Absolute Durge.Anyone else was like this during their playthrough? I'm at the 100h mark. Act 2 sucked all the joy out of the game I think. Act 3 seems fun so far but I feel like cheating on my first playthrough with a second one.
>Gimblebock>Melf
>>502389579You got tired of looking at your stupid male drow, I get it. No one wants to see that, not even you.
what's wrong with melf's acid arrow? it was designed to deal with trolls.
>>502389765Stupid smug male small cocked drow.Looks like a trans Zendaya
>>502388103Why would you dump your INT and WIS so low?
>>502389765>>502389893I love him thoughever?
>>502390043Is that pea
This game would've been way less fun without all the silly and smug faces my Durge did through the game. This is why playing something like Dragonborn is probably a mistake. Way less expressive, there is only so much you can do with a lizard after all.
>>502390393xqc and me(not actually)
>>502390402Degenerate. I guess we're lucky you're not attention-starved enough to turn it into a thread personality with slop attached.
>>502390584I always find your seethe amusing. Good talk.
>babyheart
>>502390718it’s copypasta spam schizo not the whiner
>wyll
>Act 3
Raping poopie
>>502391085>it’s copypasta spam schizo not the whiner
I want to keep my Tav celibate. Hopefully there's a way to play as a standard issue Good Guy without the entire party and half of the NPCs getting convinced to try to sex him.
>>502391625your new headcanon: I’m married
>>502391702Ooh, I like it. Like he's Odysseus trying to get back to Penelope.
>install 5e Spells mod>learn Shadow Blade>creates +0 2d8 psychic sword that lasts until long rest, concentration>upcast it to 6th level spell slot>+0 4d8 psychic swordIs this balanced or not, I honestly can’t tell. It gives no bonus to attack and it’s Concentration so I can lose it from basically anything. But it fucking trucks
>>502391829Precisely
>>502391625>>502391702Hello DSP.
Your tavs were fucking hideous and they matched your hideous soul
So...I'm non-binary.
Choice paralysis filters out a lot of players. They claim to want the freedom of an RPG, but resent not having a clear "go there, do that" path to follow.
>>502392230So if you reject women all game, Withers automatically marries you with Halsin. Interesting.
>Be silent in the face of her goading.>Lae'zel: Yes - best to keep quiet, lest any drivel leak from your lips.What the frog is her problem?
>>502392959it's for tax purposes only
>>502392897No? No one wants to go there because that's where the haunted mansion is, right next to it there's 20% of the Cazador mansion and near it there are the sewers filled with copy pasted slimes. Good thing we can talk to Gortash in the Firefist fort(lol) for 5 minutes before he gets killed by the plot to wash the aftertaste. Nigga said choice paralysis lmao
what is the BG3 or /bgg/ equivalent of Tyson VS Paul?
>>502392531H fucked the gender right outta her
>>502393113I was waitin for a reference to the fight, I thought it’d be uncouth to be the first one. AlACK- I have decorum.
Loving Astarion daily
Slave and brutal anal rape play with Astarion daily.he bottoms
>>502393236Great minds think alike, brother.For me, it's evilDurge vs Orin
>>502393113Ansur vs Emperor (he's a Mindflayer just like Paul)
I'd like to take this time to announce to the thread that my intention is to develop a mental model of Shadowheart and her body that is so complete, so real, that I'm able to sniff Shadowheart's butt in my mind's eye with such clarity that it'll be as though her butt were real, there, in front of my face.
>>502394116thank you for sharing this with us, and be sure to keep us posted
>>502394116Thank you for your input, doctor Adriano.
>>502389909I am invisible to mindflayer with my low int.
>>502393118That's why DATV is a better game. There is no Halsin.
>>502394919You got the spirit. Wrong direction!
>>502393113I will not label who is who but it is swinefaggot vs namefaggotI will be able to give you a better answer once paul dies.
>>502394116
>>502393024she wished to spar tongues with you
>>502395526I would suckle and slurple on her pretty froggy tongue until she is moaning and curling her sharp toenails in delight, nibbling on that amphibious skin. making her gush in her leathers
If I download the Fem Astarion, Fem Wyll, Fem Gale, and Fem Halsin aesthetic/voice mods... Would that make me gay?
>>502395659only if you wish to..>>502395394but who is who?
>>502289386No, I'm definitely more of a Johnny or a Melvin than a Timmy.
>>502395659
>>502391625you don't HAVE to accept you know. are you so weak willed you can't reject advances?
>>502395996No, but I'm concerned that rejecting advances will break my Oath of the Ancients.
The prettiest princess in the gate?Well that’s obvious.
>>502258729Found it. Gloomstalker Ranger 5, Rogue Assassin 4, War Cleric 1, Fighter 2>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P46oZmb-RBoCunt basically strikes and retreats using umbral shroud or dash/misty step and always crits on a surprise sneak attack. The rest is attack/action stacking and arrows of many targets. The gameplay is lame though (its a sneak archer).
That head tilt she did... At this exact moment I though she's gonna change into Orin the Red.
What class helps give off an MC feel.I was thinking wizard, but Gale is already wizard. Does Sorc get that feel? When I played like a year ago, as Wizard, I remember almost ALWAYS getting these constant history, and arcane and magic checks in dialogue and the overworld and it really seemed necessary to play a magic based character
>>502397774You get the same checks on every other class just without the [CLASS] and possible advantage for those checks. Most of the reactivity in this game is a scam.
>>502397731What a grotesque creature!
>>502398043trans mickey rooney lookin ass
>>502397774Sorcerer is >muh OC special characterbard is>muh face manpaladin is>muh heroall viable, with no overlaps expcet paladin (minthara)
>>502397774Wizard (divination+enchantment spells) is all about control and counter spells. If nuking is what you seek go sorcerer.
>likes wizards>hates sorcerersthinking emoji
>8 CHRhow does she do it bros
>>502397153Nigga not all OotA pallies are sloots just because they can't contract diseases
>>502393113Zevlor vs Aradinboomer vs zoomer
Well Thats it (You) did it.The real truth is, I do have big stuff going on and here it is.I’m ‘The decider’
What does Bard do. I know it's like the secret best ranged class or whatever but what about swordsI want to fight enemies with a sword but I don't want to play fighter.Is it a caster or can I get in there and stab
Who is the Jake Paul of BG3
>>502400434sword bard10/paladin 2 is definitely one of the best multiclasses you could do if you want to play melee
>>502400434sword bard is great
>>502401280>Baldur's Gate 3:the Veilguard
>>502401659>tfw nobody ever said 'veilguard' in the gamesus
>>502401989shart is scared of wolves tho...dread wolf...
shadowbaby uwu
So, does the epilogue get skipped if your MC is turned into a mindflayer to kill the Absolute and then killed in a cutscene after that?
>>502394116Based>>502401280Cringe
This was pretty cute. Made me smile.
>>502402389wiatwhere benis
>>502402351Withers brings you back. Mindflayer (You) has a soul which surprises even Withers.
>>502402389the writers describing this scene as “awkward” is so telling lmao
>>502402359ur cringe
>>502402613Your first time should be awkward
>>502402521Fuck. I got cheated out of the heroic sacrifice narrative I deserve.
>>502402659how can it be her first time when she's spent 40 years honeypotting for the sharrans
>>502402518Shadowheart is exclusively for lesbian use. Men can get their ass fingered by Karlach and Wyll.
>>502402659ngl it was exactly like that for me. it wasn’t awkward tho and the scene wasn’t either
>>502402743I meant Tav, it's always her first time in my games. It's unclear how much Shadowheart really remembers, so it may be her first time mentally if not physically, but I assume she remembers some things. The only characters I'd consider to be heavily experienced would be Halsin and Astarion, and possibly Jaheira.
>>502402821but thenwhere boobaare u a trnasformer?
>>502402518Water was very cold.>>502402613>>502402659Really? Awkward? I liked it. Felt nice and comfy. Though fucking on the sand without a blanket or anything was a retarded idea.
>>502402972she may not remember but everyone else does
>>502403019no it was telling that the writers said that not that i think it was actually awkward. it was surprisingly cute and i hate sex scenes
>>502402659I wouldn't know. I never had sex before.
>>502403126>be Sharran>live in a cloister>hard life but it's home>joined Shar because she preaches equality in darkness and you were tired of constant disrespect t. male gnome>strutting your stuff>see a qt helf stumble out of the mindrape chamber>zamn.png>strut on over>offer to escort her back to her chambers, she accepts>she laughs along with your forced jokes but it's obvious she isn't interested>try to convince her you are friends but she doesn't believe you>arrive at her door, try to get a kiss "it's only fair haha">she resists but you manage to plant a peck on her cheek before she turns away>she avoids you until her next mindrape session>tfw she's sent on a suicide mission before you have a chance to try again>eventually she returns, she's dating a handsome high elf selunite no less>it's never been more over than it is right now>fucking lose it, scream that you deserve better than her, that she's trash>she just looks confused, her bf doesn't say anything but you catch him suppressing a smile>go to your room and close the door>sit on the edge of the bed staring into nothing>hear fighting in the background but it barely registers>suddenly your door flies open, the last thing you see before you die is the helf closing her eyes while a flaming hammer swings into your face>wake up>you're spiraling in a void, Shar looming over you>she spits a long ink black string of saliva, it burns as it touches you>your body and soul unspiral like yarnDid he deserve it?
>>502403137You had sex. I was right there.
>>502403302Emissions in the bathtub does not count as sex
>>502403126>tongue>not lipsoh no no no
>>502402518>>502402821>>502402973Benis was there, water was cold during the beach scene.
>>502403126What a nasty fucking whore
what DO gnomes deserve?
>>502403798xoxoxoxo
>>502403127I think all sex scenes were pretty nice. Only Karlach's was fucking weird.
>>502403798Nere
>>502403798I can think of a couple things. Namely vaginal sex and thenM/F anal sex female receiving.Then oralThen PaizuriThen footjobsThen lapdancesThen marriageThen impregnation.
>>502403798
>>502403295>>502403126>be gnome>be BALD>brags about kissing the traitor>dieswhat did he mean by this?
>>502403126bro wishes
>>502404141i think he doesn’t
>>502404089it means your waifu got tongue fucked by a gnome LOL
>>502404089Some last minute cope and seethe before he spends the rest of eternity chilling at the bottom of a very dark hole
Thread tranny eternally butthurt about Shadowheart is always nice to see.
>>502395858In my defense I'm not doing it specifically to romance them.I just find getting hit on by gay guys creepy, and swapping them to gals seemed the easiest solution. Especially because of things like >>502396340Plus I find camp gay annoying, and so swapping Astarion to being over-dramatic posh noblewoman-coded instead seems more tolerable. Basically just GL15 fancywhite with world class roasts and oneliners at that point.But like, even though they'll have a female body, and a female voice, they're still originally male characters right? Your senses would all say otherwise, but the reality doesn't change. And like you imply, most people would say there's no reason to install the mods at all unless one was at least considering romance as a possibility. Which would mean you're open to the idea of romancing a male character. And that's gay.So it seems straighter to not care and never install such a thing, even though i'd be installing it specifically to avoid gayness-related discomfort.
>>502403126Wait, is this gnome literally the shadowheart hater?
personally I wouldn’t call other people trannies while attentionwhoring
post the genderbend astarion pasta
Jannies are literally retarded.
>>502404986He is the best npc. Calls it like he sees it.
Female Astarion? I don't know, fellas.The whole deal with Cazador works better when he's a little spawn.I mean, I know there are elements, but the aspect of being a servant has a completely different dynamic between man-man and woman-man.
>>502404986Wait
>>502405142ban evading now?tut tut tut
>>502405142well, you called them names
>you’re a whore. >t. ugly gnomeThe writers cooked with this one
>>502405434the gnome is a truther and he sure isn’t a liar.
>>502405151there you go. why crop your character out tho?
>>502405545I'm preordering ME5 as well.
did john make him an old gnome on purpose or was that a character designer having a giggle
>>502405289Not evading anything. I'm convinced jannies now are just bots because how stupid can you be to delete that fake censor image.>>502405394They are what they are and they know it.
Does frog skin really smell sweet?
>>502405434gnomes just took an L
>>502405683I heard licking the spots has a psychedelic effect
>>502405670>t. Ban Evadertut tut
>>502405656We know.
>Who are you >You stupid bitch. We used to be something and then you had to go and RUIN IT!!!!! I don’t even want you anyway you WHORE!!! L-leave me alone….This seems… familiar. What am I thinking of bros?
>>502403798A fair chance to be judged on their words and deeds, rather than the mistakes of their ancestors. There's no reason to banish a skilled engineer from your city just because his grandfather was a traitor before he was even born.>once a traitor, always a traitorYeah, maybe for the individual, but it's a generation later>they could be seeking to ingratiate themselves just to betray again, as is their wayYeah, and they could also....not be. Giving others the innocent until proven guilty treatment has served me quite well in my life and I see no reason to change that now.
>>502406067Astarion getting kicked in the nuts.But gnomey is correct, she’s a big whore.
>>502405545how can that be the character if that scene is exclusive to origin playthrough?
>>502406067A certain SOMEBODY hmmmmmmm
>>502406067
>>502405659design choices are conscious, they wanted the player to know what a whore shadowheart is
>>502406019
>>502406067he’s a better man arthur…..Namefag….is a better man
I just love Shadowheart and her hairy vagina. Simple as.
Intellectual silence.From a drow player no less. Color me shocked.
>male avatar>actually a degenerate faggotWho could have possibly predicted this?
>>502406067do you think he’s like that? tiny and bald and always angry, hopelessly nihilistic, alone, but totally confident in his thoughts and behavior?
Of course thread goes to shit when Mintharafag arrives. Of fucking course.
>>502406257remember when john thought gortash was a handsome young man in his head and then a character designer made him a middle aged turkish man
Intellectual silence is an unironically great line, and I've begun using it frequently. No idea why this general hates it, other than being intellectually silent themselves.
>>502406271Degenerate. I guess we're unlucky enough you're attention-starved enough to turn it into a thread personality with homoslop attached.
>>502406618PLEASE post a selfie I’m begging you I would die if I heard that line irl
>>502406664I can't, if you post a selfie as an attractive woman on 4chins you'll never hear the end of it.
>>502406148Lesser races do not deserve the same treatment as the uplifted races, Mintharafag. They are to be treated as inferior slave races, because they are. If only we shared a common mind.
>>502406749>Attractive ‘woman’ in question
>>502406651post your hairline
>a known sharran says something meant to degrade and cause confusion>take them at face valueThe intellectual silence of /bgg/ continues to deafen, like the world's loudest fart. What's that smell? It's your thoughts.
>>502406508So this is what it feels like to be “seen.”
no intelligence.
>>502406838As I said, it's a matter of frequency.Posting screenshots of your run? Fine.Shoving your homofaggery in our faces? Not acceptable.Not sorry Drigger.Modding your game to your liking? Fine.Turning it into your entire thread personality and forcing your slop on everyone like the worthless pig fuck? Not acceptable.
>>502406893silent…. but deadly >>502406935Based!!
>>502406935Worthless pig fuck...
>>502407043>Shoving your homofaggery in our faces? Not acceptable.I'll do what I like and you'll take it like the good boy you are.
seth rogen doobie status?
As the male drow faggot cements itself as yet another cancerous attention whore, I want you to remember I was right about it from the start.
>>502406893Shart herself says banging her cloister members was part of her training
>>502407356super doobies for the 1 minute long fight
>>502407356is seth hittin the doob rn?
Don't worry I had your girlfriend as well.
>>502407773She doesn't.
real namefag in disguise hours
Post the CUTE drow
>>502407972Why are you lying to a general that has seen everything already
Mintharafag is JEALOUS and got offended that someone else posts GAY FAGGOT SCREENSHOTS with black bars like they do in /tesg/.NO ONE ELSE is so CATTY and AUTISTICALLY persevering.
Takes a single (1) lover in you're path
>>502408064>Post the CUTE drow
>namefag namefag namefag namefag namefag namefag namefag namefag namefag namefag Mintharafag (Seranafag) WARPED you.
>>502408129>Drowess immediately fails challenge
>>502408079Because >>502407972 is trying to provoke you to do their shit posting for them. This happens twice daily, yet still retards are taken by surprise.
Can you, like, not? ok?All elves are sluts.
>>502408279What if I WANT to do their dirty work?OHHHH YEAH
>>502408161Nooo….
>>502408352faggot
>>502408187wowhe really likes that haircut, huh
>>502408486Who can do the job for freeWhen you need a bit of lovin''Cause your man is out of townThat's the time you get me runnin'And you know I'll be around
>>502408329So Shadowheart is half slut?
>>502408495He's a tranny who self inserts so no surprises there.
>>502408840ohohohohohohohohoh
>>502408835eh she overcompensates
Obsession status?
>>502406935>player issues order>"AAARGGH UUURGHH... potato?">shits on the floor>bumps head on the wall>screams>enemy is frightened>end of turn
>>502409140I hate living in a crèche where the discourse around the individual is more important than the individual themselves. Mintharafag gave me hundreds of hours of fun, joy, sadness, everything I could ask from a namefag, and more. They will always have a special place in my heart, like many other namefags I've talked to. Mintharafag is lightning in a bottle, they've been at it for many years, and it's the work of love of a dedicated scholar. They're The Lord of the Rings movies of namefags... for now.
>>502408835>>502409016Stop noticing.
>>502409335I approve this message.
>I was raped repeatedly and beaten mercilessly if I resisted So you’re saying you’re a whore? You “cucked” me. I’m a “cuck” now, is that it? Well guess what, WHORE? I don’t NEED you. There’s a beautiful Drow mistress out there, yeah *nodding vigorously* yeah, she WORSHIPS me. She’s going to be my wife, we’re getting married, heh. What’s that? *imitating voice* What’s that? What’s that? We SHARE our passion every night now, just the two of us. You wouldn’t understand that, now would you? *frowning* Yes, I understand that. That’s all in the past. Look, she’s *cutting her off* She’s from a noble family, they do shit like that ok I don’t got to explain SHIT. Especially not to YOU. *getting uncomfortable* Yes I know she said that. Yes I know. Just- *getting angry* Just shut up. Shut the fuck up I’m not taking this SHIT from you. Shut the fuck up. *walking away* I can’t do this holy shit. *under his breath* Fucking whore.
>>502409506
ohh I'm nooticing alright
One more month, no, two more weeks, and we'll have fully degenerated into a schizo general.
>>502409506That’s literally how it happened
smearing shit in laezel's eyes to give her pink eye - this post brough to you by shadowgang
>>502409743It's just that mintharafag samefagging all over the place. If Pea was still alive he would talk some sense into him.
>>502393360Kissing Astarion on the lips repeatedly
>>502409506You may not like it but this is what peak /bgg/posting looks like.Total namefag death
You TURNED ME SCHIZO YOU RATS YOU SWINE YOU MONGRELSYOU T-TRANNNNNNIESYOU PEDOS
>>502409506shadowtulpa destroyed him ngl
I'm going to romance Astarion only to kick him in the balls and then kill him after he ascends so Mephisto can take his soul to hell as well.He's next.
Tav has a rumbly tummy from all that "goodberry pie" but just can't stop!As soon as Daddy Halsin pumps a new batch into Shadowheart, Tav is slurping it up like a greedy little beast>hrmrmmmnfhrhgrlrlgm mmm yum good yes yes good berry mmmgrllrlkfrjm
God roleplaying is fun
No one forced you to take all these drugs. You did this to yourself. You will always be a degenerate.
>>502410135caitfag...
>>502409506Lmao
>>502410245i took them fo’ funsies!
What a stupid thread.
>>502410450>karlachpost (almost, I have given you a pity you) ignored
>>502397153not "dousing the light of hope" doesn't mean you let everyone who asks fucks you.you're allowed to tell people no, you just have to like, let them down easy instead of crushing their spirit.I understand that probably seems like a pretty foreign concept given your own romantic experiences, but when the thing propositioning them isn't an abominable wretch it's actually quite common for people to people respond with a gentle apology instead of harsh ridicule, hysterical laughter, or shrieking and fleeing in terror.>>502405151literally a sex slave either way, right? I don't see what difference it makes.
>>5024104508INTlach moments after she sees an unprotected male anus
>>502410450Mintharafag only posted once and yet half of the posts revolve around their shadow. The most influential poster in /bgg/ history.
Tav wretches, it's just been too much druidic seed, yet still, dizzy, the feeding frenzy continues
>>502410548Thank god he doesn’t suffer from extreme bouts of self fellatio.Those people never talk about themselves.
>>502406935not just sub-human, sub-animal.literally a houseplant
>>502410494What's wrong with Karlach you animal?
>>502410506>literally a sex slave either way, right? I don't see what difference it makes.Making fun of a male rape victim is hilarious, according to the worthless pig fuck.
>>502410548It really is crazy that the guy who insists on wearing a dunce cap is constantly on the receiving end of mockery. How is this the case? Don’t you people understand he won???
>Shart laying back, exhausted from Halsin's pounding>Daddy Halsin sitting back with his pipe, supervising your clean-up>"mmmnfurfnfmmm nurmomnurghh good mmm arrmgfrnmm mmm goodberry good">"Slow down, Tav! You'll make yourself sick!>"There will be plenty more Goodberry Pie for you later :)"
>>502410718OH GODEY OH NO MY BUTTHOLE OH OW OW OW OWCH OWIE
and mintharafag is back to cuckpostingwhat a mess
>>502410718Making fun of you is pretty hilarious ngl
>>502410763He wears it for my amusement.He does it for free in a sense.
I don't remember the last time Mintharafag actually lost an intellectual bout, so calling them a dunce is kind of ironic.
>>502410793This is fine if Tav is female
>>502411023t. mintharafag
>>502411023vocaruwu <333
>>502411023>I WILLINGLY identify myself and my stupid tranny self inserts on this websiteI know you don’t see it this way namefag’s dedicated cheerleader, but it is a dunce cap.
>>502411023They've never made a sound argument, and have gotten beaten like a government mule across multiple generals for a decade. They're a redditor that mistakes verbosity for having something to say.
chewing on him... I will never move on
>>502411023I’ve personally broken his back(yours) numerous times and the aftermath has been reposted as pasta thoughbeit
>I've been upset and obsessed for a decade straightTell us more.
>>502411184>Preordered DA4>Blatantly samefags >Needlessly rude to people about his headcanons
The intellectual silence from Mintharafag is honestly as expected.
>>502409943holy based
>if you notice that shit stinks and that someone keeps shitting in the room you're obsessed>now let me tell you about halsin
>>502411271So, really, what you’re saying is that Mintharafag is Batman. The hero of Gotham City, the hero we need, but don’t deserve. You know, thinking about it this way, I can’t help but wonder: Are you the dunce? The “joker,” if you will?
>>502411323>Preordered DA4that was probably just a troll
It's pretending to be people, how cute.
>>502411561Buddy.
>I'M TELLING YOU I'VE BEEN PROVING THE NAMEFAG WRONG FOR A DECADE ACROSS MULTIPLE GENERALS>What do you mean, "obsessed?"
>>502411561>oof
>>502411454yes :) except my name is B. Ane “the pain train” and it would be extremely painful if you took off my mask
Things that trigger me. By me.1. Vagueposting. Schizoposting.2. Posting stupid bullshit instead of just thinking for a minute, e.g., what is this obvious thing you're talking about, do you have a source for this shit that everyone who played more than 2 hours knows. I immediately scrunch my face up Tav-style (mocking you, not as an affliction of my own).3. Posting gimmick memes like missionary with Astarion, weave sex with God Gale, etc.4. Posting stupid baits like "Why do people hate <very popular thing>" and thinking you'll outfox me just by being a bitch.3. Posting only pastas without any attempt at originality.4. Samefagging accusations. No, moron, it doesn't work. No really, let me show you. See, watch. Yeah, exactly. Bitch.5. Not conceding when dead lost. Yeah maybe you'll eventually bore me to death just like your favorite namefag, haha. You fucking nerd.6. Denying me a (You).7. Ignoring me without even denying me a (You).6. Not replying to me when I'm being actively aggressive. You are literally soulless.7. Replying lightning fast like you're the hottest shit alive and that shit is natural, heh.8. Being a milquetoast nonentity with no backbone at all and pointing out a small typo like you're the hottest shit alive. No (You) of course.9. Telling me you're ESL when I'm being abusive. Yeah I think you can read what I'm calling you, bitch.10. Declining to argue with me.11. Immediately agreeing to argue with me like you're the hottest shit alive and not scared at all.12. Agreeing to argue with me belatedly, as if rolling your eyes.13. Being first to argue with me. Yeah, you're not the namefag, bitch, I win by force.God when is this fight starting
>>502411561His veilguard character was ugly as shit too
The typos give the pasta an air of authenticity.
>just being around /vg/ and seeing the namefag lose early and often means you're personally responsible, and...LE OBSESSED>halsin halsin halsin
>>502411747>God when is this fight startingSlopfag vs namewhiner?
Post shadowbaby to counter the bad frog vibes
>>502411023I'm still waiting for one (1) example.
>>502411971I know, he’s never won.
>>502411747>God when is this fight startingthey're trying to drag it out as long as possible so they can fix the server issues, netflix is taking a huge shit
>>502412052thanks king
>>502411669teehee i understand pls continue
>>502411967
and now hes mad
>>502412193uwu?!??
I can attest that I've stalked... I mean, "been around" /vg/ and simply WITNESSED the namefag LOSE across MULTIPLE GENERALS and over a DECADE. However, I must reiterate, I am NOT obsessed, haha.
>>502412335Seethe tranny3/4
Having made a clown of himself, he will now simply repeat the same easily dismissed talking points until the other party retires from exhaustion, and then declare victory to himself, furthering his own narcissism.
Mintharafag.The most influential poster of /bgg/.Whether you're a hater or a fangirl.Whether you're mindbroken or starstruck.We all owe something to Mintharafag.
>>502411747missionary with Astarion
>>502412551I owe all my orgasms to namefagAll praise NamefagAllahootyhoo Namefag
>>502411561Unfortunately not. I was all ready at the midnight release to play one of my favorite franchises, and was honestly pretty let down. It wasn't even remotely as good as any of the others, even the others that had their own issues.It has some pretty environments and Solas is cool so I'll probably end up finishing it some day in the future, but I've been taking a break for a while now playing other games I enjoy until I feel like it.Just tried out Veil of the Witch is great, I've been playing my old standby favorites like Skyrim and bg3, and No More Room in Hell was okay but I don't see myself playing it much. People should always be trying new things and branching out with their gaming habits. Variety is the spice of life.
>>502412649Damn you really are a retarded faggot lmao
Lae'zel is love.Lae'zel is life.Lae'zel a miracle of the universe.Lae'zel might've done some things wrong, but she's still a beautiful person inside and out.
Intellectual silence statuts?Deafening.
>>502412784B O O M I N G
>>502412751>beautiful
>>502412940woman hot like lae’zelI am announcing my departure
>>502412329for your consideration
>intellectual silencewho on the aux rn?
>>502413525
>>502413590beautiful...
>>502413590pussy status?
>>502413928waxxed
>>502413590lord of the rings of video games
>>502413945disgusting
>>502413514Chudgafags support this...
>>502413514The Viper…must strike.
kagha squats over a bucket, and a viper slithers into her butt
>miss>miss>miss>CRITICAL MISSPeople enjoy this gameplay?
>>502411747Missionary with Astarion on his grave featuring intense eye contact and handholding
>>502414331I cheat to give myself even stats
>>502414437holy BASED!
dragging astarion behind a horse as it gallops through the streets tirelessly until his faggot body falls apart
>>502414545Watching that noggin connect with the cobblestones
cuddling and holding Astarion until all his trauma is replaced with love and happiness
Tying up Astarion and having him listen to me and Cazador make fun of his ugly face, his tiny little wee wee, and his gay ass whining before we take turns pissing on him and lighting him on fire. "AIYEEEEEE!" he screams while we laugh. "AIYEEEEEE!"
>>502413590You are a hypocrite: you talk about "wordslop", alluding to my long arguments, and then reduce everything with the most misrepresented, speedreader award-winning summary that doesn't take into consideration at all what I have said.
>>502414680<3
>>502415089How many times are you going to ask this? The equivalent of your idea in chess would be opening with the Queen's Gambit and immediately giving up a pawn. "B-b-but I can always get the material back, right?" Wrong. If you multiclass before level 5, you'll basically always be a level behind in development, and you'll never get that level back, just like you'll never get that pawn back. All because you had the bright idea to give up a pawn - which is to say, a full level of development in this analogy - unprovoked, of your own volition, on move (level) 2. Now, this might seem sound if you understood the theory behind the Queen's Gambit (Accepted), but you don't, or you wouldn't ask this question. You think this way only because you blindly trust a "content creator," or, perhaps worse, because you think you're better than you really are. The only issue with this line of reasoning is that you're not Raphael, you're not Mol, you're not Gale; hells, you're probably not even Gribbo the goblin in terms of chess skill. You've barely begun to learn how the pieces move, and you're already giving up a pawn (level) on move (level) 2. Reflect on that, when Sarth Baretha wipes your team with 6 attacks on her first turn. You just don't give up a pawn willy-nilly, like it's in the way and doesn't factor into the material count - just like you don't give up a level for free when you only have 12 of them at most. "B-b-but it's all the same when I reach level 12, right?" Not really. And let's not pretend that reaching level 12 is a given for someone like you, if you have to ask this kind of question. You sound like the kind of clueless woodpusher who would get hard filtered by the Apostle of Myrkul, and then come back here asking what you did wrong, as if you don't know the answer already. Terribly dumb doesn't even begin to describe your idea. So just don't multiclass if you don't know what you're doing. Multiclassing is disabled on Explorer mode for a reason. Just play e4.
making Astarion feel safe <3
>>502415179Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness. (Judit Polgár)
standing in horror as my drow friend spontaneously broke from our group, laughing hysterically, to push a dainty looking guy to the ground and kick him repeatedly in the head
>>502415332So you're upset because I'm posting posts from my general in a video game general thread on an imageboard.
The only life that matters is mine exposes Astarion's gentle nature and love of colors
>>502415429I will sacrifice 7000 anons in a perverse and diabolical ritual to ensure that from now on in these threads there are only discussions related to my freckled Tav, if necessary.There are literally people making chess analogies for Pete's sake.
>>502415556Degenerate. I guess we're lucky you're not attention-starved enough to turn it into a thread personality with troon toons attached.
>>502415630And furthermore, I'm supposed to believe that even though there are other people who do it, mainly the namefaggot, I would be the one who wants to stand out? Seems more like a personal problem, rather than the "moral high ground of being anonymous" you've been speaking of.
>>502415686Because fuck you. How 'bout dat? Huh? HUH?! How ah boutta big ol' fuck you? Wutcha gunna do, huh? Gunna cry? Is anown gunn cwy to his momwy? Gunna cwy and pis and cum in u pants, huh?Haha, faggit
oh hes mad
oh hes you
https://vocaroo.com/14Dk9gXoconh
>A truth repeated mockingly is still the truth.
we are mad
>>502415949Namefag wished he had this voice
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>502416069so trueee
>>502415802I feel with schizoposting, it's very much exactly that one sentence /bgg/ says to you when you read between the lines. "You will always be seen as degrading yourself if you continue to behave that way... but that's perhaps what you like." It's ultimately reducing your relationship with the general back to being a gimmick/form of shitposting. Which is a fine thing to enjoy as a hobby, but it's very much admitting that you failed to think of yourself as beyond a gimmick/shitposter, and care about more than that. You're so attracted to chaos, you'd also willingly turn yourself into a schizo.
>>502415949Mfw I see a surface elf with a Genteel Nature(moments before destruction)
>>502416194period blood fetishist
>>502415949is this ai??
making sure Astarion is well fed and his tummy never feels hungry
>>502416194That outfit screams I have autism
>>502416456so do you
>>502416320idk
>>502416661Don’t we all?
>>502413525i'm not apologizing so don't ask https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ds-LfhiZqVY#ddg-play
>>502416932yes but I have GOOD autism
>>502417138Same fr
frogtism
astaritism
>>502414940HE FUCKING LOST TO A FUCKING FROG GAHAHAHAHA!!
>>502417631*austaritism
Why are all the refugees like that?I regret helping them.
>>502418219he just looks up to you desu
farting on laezel, only instead of a fart it's a shart
>>502418460>sussur dagger
>>502418529Next run I'm putting the young in labour camps and eating the old like Minthara advised me.
>>502389985Made the same drow, but older and with long hair
>>502418701he wants astarionsisters to stop yapping
>>502390941YJK
>>502418791you're the cute drow poster?
>>502418791Unfortunately each race has only 1 good face to pick but that's more understandable considering the facial animations they did.
>>502418825no he loves the attention and you know it
>>502418735that's your fault for setting a bad example :^)
>>502419069holy protagonist
>>502419069ew, too brown
any armor mods that arent ass ugly?
>>502419069fruity
>>502419069i give him 3 years before he's killing younglings, strangling his pregnant wife, and screaming that from his point of view its his ex-paladin order that's evil.
>>502419483uh huh
Should I play this game? I want more fantasy rpgs with character creators, but I'm a little put off by how western the game is (I can ignore it) and by how rigid the character building system seems to be? Like, It seems to me that if I want to create some kind of celestial elven archer, I can't really do that without "technically" using a bow and also some cantrips or something? I've done a little research into trying to make a death knight, and it looks like my best go is some kinda paladin>warlock>oathbreaker thing, but to be honest I don't really get it.Is this the game for me, or is this just a video game for people who play dnd?
>>502419229literally the default high elf skin tone but i hear you >>502419483but he was the chosen one???
>>502419069What's George Michael doing in Toril?
>>502419940I like this one. What mod are you using for the pretty face?
>>502419934You're wasting your time.You're most likely going to look at the classes, get excited and plan a Fighter-Rogue-Wizard-Cleric build, then make your first character, probably on a shitter difficulty, then kill yourself after the first 2 hours, and then come back here asking what you did wrong, expecting us to spoonfeed you.We'll tell you to fuck off and read the OP and use the wiki like the rest of us, and you will; you'll make a new character and try something new. You'll get to level 4 or something, get bored, and ask when the game gets fun. You'll eventually start asking inane questions, like what happens if you eat tadpoles, and we'll tell you to read the OP and fuck off again. You'll say something like "wah wah you bullies" and continue playing; you'll hit level 6 and realize this game is just about rolling dice so you get to roll more dice. You'll complain about this here, and we'll tell you, "It's a D&D GAME, you faggot." A game in which you roll dice.Enjoy, you fucking moron. Get the fuck out of our general.
>>502419934>celestial elven archer10 Fighter/2 War ClericGet the Titanstring Bow, drink a strength elixir and nothing can stop you, you'll be clearing whole rooms yourself.
>>502420413Hmm, I wonder if there's a pretty important class feature Fighters get at level 11. Don't listen to anything this anon typed.
>>502420413>>502420136I'm getting mixed messages, the first anon seems rather adamant that I won't enjoy the game, and the second anon seems to suggest that the build options are more flexible and allow for a wider range of "hybrid" fantasy builds.
>>502419934for the character creator there are modsi still have no idea what dnd is i came from grand strat gamesthe build system is confusing only initially i rec following a build guide on your first run and everything will quickly begin to make sensealso seconding this: >>502420510the second level of war cleric is useless>>502420063no idea desu
>>502420510>if there's a pretty important class feature Fighters get at level 11It doesn't matter. You don't need more attacks for yourself. There are not enough enemies to use those attacks on. You'll 1 turn bosses, clear whole rooms with 2 multi target arrows etc. and Guided Strike from Cleric will be more useful so your allies can actually do something.>>502420603Game is extremely flexible, the first anon posted a copypasta. Necromancer builds kinda sucks because they extend turns by having too many allies doing their small chip attacks.
>>502419934it's Dungeons & Dragons. it uses D&D 5th edition character creation.Hell it doesn't even have all of 5th edition, it literally only has the 1st rulebook. There's 10 years worth of character options not in this game that people are having to mod in themselves, and will never get officially made because hasbro shit the bed.Speaking of missing D&D content, if you want a celestial archer, I'd grab a mod that gets you the rest of the warlock invocations and a mod that gets you celestial warlock, and then go Improved Pact Weapon for Bow as a pact weapon option, and Eldritch Smite to smite with that bow.
>Extra attack doesn't matter
>>502421504I played this build and the improved extra attack doesn't matter, yes. At least on Tactician.
>>502421310So as a console cuck, I can't make some kinda holy elven archer? I guess that's the thing that's kind of turning me off a little, is that in these build videos I'm seeing, there's like one little ability in a completely unrelated class tree like halfway down and without it your entire build is fucked.
>>502421636It's still a massive self-sabotage to skip on the entire point of the Fighter class for a worthless 1 more level in Cleric to make a single attack accurate once per rest. If you enjoyed sabotaging yourself more power to you, but don't try to do it to others.
>>502421898>It's still a massive self-sabotageIt doesn't matter. By the time you're lvl 12 to be able to get that 1 additional extra attack NOTHING will matter because Archer Fighter is extremely busted from lvl 3. By Act 3 you'll have enough multi arrows and slayer arrows to one hot kill enemies, even bosses. You will almost never use that additional attack because you have other sources of additional attacks very early on.
What trends have you begun to notice?
Asking again.On Tactician would it be terribly dumb to go War Cleric 1 > OoV 1 and then start packing levels into OoV or War Cleric or do I need to go 7 Paladin or 5 Cleric before I dip into the other class?Can someone fucking help this time?
>>502420629>i still have no idea what dnd isa tabletop roleplaying game.If, at any time in your media consumption, you have seen a group of 4-6 nerds sitting at a dinner table with a hand-drawn map or shittily-made terrain with some figurines on it, one guy behind a tri-fold cardboard screen, everybody else holding polyhedral dice, pencils, and printed out sheets of papers with boxes and numbers on it, and somebody is saying like "my half-orc wizard casts fireball at the chain demon!" or something along those lines, then they roll said dice with way too many sides and the table erupts into hurrahs, laughter and ribbing, or disgruntled grumbling at the result, that's D&D.
>>502422461There's no excuse for multi classing
>>502422461How many times are you going to ask this? The equivalent of your idea in chess would be opening with the Queen's Gambit and immediately giving up a pawn. "B-b-but I can always get the material back, right?" Wrong. If you multiclass before level 5, you'll basically always be a level behind in development, and you'll never get that level back, just like you'll never get that pawn back. All because you had the bright idea to give up a pawn - which is to say, a full level of development in this analogy - unprovoked, of your own volition, on move (level) 2. Now, this might seem sound if you understood the theory behind the Queen's Gambit (Accepted), but you don't, or you wouldn't ask this question. You think this way only because you blindly trust a "content creator," or, perhaps worse, because you think you're better than you really are. The only issue with this line of reasoning is that you're not Raphael, you're not Mol, you're not Gale; hells, you're probably not even Gribbo the goblin in terms of chess skill. You've barely begun to learn how the pieces move, and you're already giving up a pawn (level) on move (level) 2. Reflect on that, when Sarth Baretha wipes your team with 6 attacks on her first turn. You just don't give up a pawn willy-nilly, like it's in the way and doesn't factor into the material count - just like you don't give up a level for free when you only have 12 of them at most. "B-b-but it's all the same when I reach level 12, right?" Not really. And let's not pretend that reaching level 12 is a given for someone like you, if you have to ask this kind of question. You sound like the kind of clueless woodpusher who would get hard filtered by the Apostle of Myrkul, and then come back here asking what you did wrong, as if you don't know the answer already. Terribly dumb doesn't even begin to describe your idea. So just don't multiclass if you don't know what you're doing. Multiclassing is disabled on Explorer mode for a reason. Just play e4.
>>502422818action surge and free armor proficiency is great on a sorcerer.
How viable would doing 4 Beast Master be in honor mode4 sharpshooters4 animals
>>502423013Except you're not really a sorcerer anymore then. Just another faggot.
>>502423163Archers are just broken so probably fine. Itemization would be a bitch tough.
multiclasses are for the most part flavorless multiattack spamthere are people that play sorcerer just to spam a single cantrip all game. there are bards that M1 every single fight. idgi
>>502423386that’s what we call BAD autism
>>502422461the classic fa/tg/uy wisdom is never mix classes that have different stat needs.Cleric is WisdomPaladin is Strength and Charisma.Total nonsyngery. Plus they even share a lot of the same spells, so it's not even widening your spell selection.I'm not sure what you're really even trying to accomplish tbqh. Like these guys are wrong about there being zero good multiclassing options. But this particular combo, what's to gain?
>>502423562bad autism moment
>>502423562
>>502423562Is this a real post?
>>502423196it's 2 levels of fighter.you've still got 5th level slots. They just come 2 levels later.But that's fine, you have way better AC, and can Action Surge Quicken to nova the fuck out of things.
>>502423706if you don't believe me, go ask >>>/tg/5eg and see for yourself.
>>502423836Anoneemoose...
>>502423836Nyooo...
>>502423386I too hate sorlock more than you could possibly begin to believe
>>502423562The game is too easy for minmax autism.
>>502423836tragic
>>502424094DOLOR DOLOR DOLOR DOLOR
>Minthara when she sees me browsing /bgg/
>TWO lae'zels
>>502424565That's a man
selune's anus
Living the dream.
Manlet rage
How would I balance a 5 man party I wanna run Karlach Gale Lae'zel and Shadowheart along with myselfI think I'd either be a pally or warlock.I'm afraid tactician would be too easy with 5
>>502424289>delayed midgame spells>fear breaks the AI rendering most encounters explorer tier>knockback cheese>storm sorcerers can’t use flight without casting a spell anyway >will never spell combo because spamming eb is your entire build >you will never buff because spamming eb is more valuable >pure sorcerer is already extremely strong and already features midgame eb spam It’s so lame it’s actually unreal >>502425198Kino just dropped
>>502425342Make a custom game with the same rules as Honor. It will still be a breeze tough.
mentally ill game, mentally ill general, who would thunk it
>>502425691Does Honor mode still use the base difficulty of tactician? I sort of went to check earlier and when you enable the honor ruleset in custom mode, you can still only change the AI to explorer balanced and tactician
>>502426360Yes
Is there a mod that allows you to bring all companions but ONLY for cutscenes and dialogues? I want the standard 4 men party for the purpose of combat, but I'd like to experience all the interactions and not be forced to swap around a character I'm used to for someone I'm not using and equipping Just for it's story bits.
When are we getting actually good mods? Was the modkit overhyped?
>>502427275Enderal took about 5 years after the skyrim creation kit came out. But good mods might be slightly faster than that now because we have ai to voice things, and a lot of the Enderal budget and time went towards VA. So you'll start to see major quest mods in 2026 or so. You'll start to see proof of concept and early alpha builds now though, people are already doing that.
>>502427261>I'd like to experience all the interactionEven when you bring 4 companions the game picks only 1 at random (or who is closest) to comment on something happening and it's just one pointless line most of the time. The banter/companion interaction in BG3 is pretty shit and overhyped. Companions only have meaningful things to say during parts of their quest in locations where that part of the quest happens. So Creche for Lae'zel, Gauntlet of Shar for Shadowheart and... Act 3 locations for the rest.
>>502427275The mod kit is markedly worse than the fan tools we had. Way more complex, but no more capable out of the box. We did have a single sex quest mod, but it looked troon (of course)Probably we'll never get good mods. Anything good would be banned from nexus anyways.>>502428949You can't use AI to voice things, redditors are convinced that AI is literally raping voice actors to death, and that filters out to nexus and probably larian itself. Gayness has destroyed modding and will continue to do so.
>>502429595> Gayness has destroyed modding and will continue to do so.Tell your kid brother to cut it outHehe
>>502431040>Baldurians>not gith>not frogsSo close, anon
>>502431040He was right.
>>502429514Yeah the reason I want that is that I'm about to do Ansur but I don't really want to being Wyll along for his quest, he just has bad sinergy with my party and I don't really want to look at the hundreds of magic items I have to equip him
>>502431843If you really want to bring him do what I did and just make him to be the exact same as one of your current part members and just swap gear between them. In the end those interactions aren't really worth much.
If I load a save where I didn't have mods enabled at that time, will that save file get achievements reenabled if I go with no mods? I have a save before I added mods, and a save after I added mods
Shadowheart opens the door, fully dressed
>>502432759Only the save before you added mods will get achievements BUT there is a mod which enables achievements BUT it's made by some chink and it installs a bitcoin miner on your SSD BUT the worst part is that it also steals your data BUT you get your achievements enabled.If your save had mods at one point achievements will be locked and even if you add that mod I mentioned you won't get achievements on it. Only saves with no mods can apply.
Astarion opens the door, fully nakedwhat do?
>>502435234Stake him, but try not to get his blood on me - as a faggot, he probably has AIDS
>>502435472you rolled a nat1Astarion collapses against you and his hard-on stakes you in return. You die on the spot of AIDS
which bg3 characters would shave their pussy for Tav
>>502435902A real Tav wouldn't ask
>>502416194Never browse Baudelaire's former Ao3 account, worst mistake of my life
How does multi classing workRight now I'm a level 3 paladin. I always hear about how good bard or warlock is with pally.What would I do? Would I go to withers, and put 2 levels in pally 1 in bard? How do I keep it so Paladin is my main class (for dialogue and gameplay). Also, where even is the option not multiclass. I've never seen an option for it when respeccing
>>502436283That was just a strategy I developed to ruin the general. Nearly everything you people say and do here, everything you believe, ultimately comes from me. I am the father of this general and the mother of its culture.
>>502436367You shouldn't multiclass before lvl 5 because at 5 you get another attack for martials and haste spell on magic classes. You don't get the option to multiclass on the easiest difficulty. When you are in the level up screen it's in the upper right corner on the class selection screen. Multiclassing is mostly for later levels. You can start considering multiclassing at a total of lvl 7+, earlier it's a mistake so 5 lvl your main class and then put 2 levels in another class.
>>502436367Also you get all dialogue for all classes, which class you pick as your first only determines proficiencies. For now continue being a Paladin up to lvl 5 and then decide what to do. Multiclassing is optional, game is easy as it is.
>>502436367>Also, where even is the option not multiclass. I've never seen an option for it when respeccingOn the first screen when leveling up. On the left hand side next to your class details, there’s a shield-looking icon. Click itWala
How do you usually play your games? Do you always try to get good outcomes for your companions? Do you save the Grove? Save Karlach? Dispel the Shadowcurse? Save Minthara? Make Shadowheart turn from Shar and Lae'zel from Vlaakith? How do you resolve the Mindflayer situation? Make Karlach into one? Orpheus? Trust the Emperor? Do it yourself?
>>502438145>Do you always try to get good outcomes for your companions?they always lead to the most satisfying companion endings, Shar Shart, Vlaakith Laezel and Ascended Astarion are obnoxious retards>Do you save the Grove? yeah, I did an evil playthrough once and it was honest to god half as long as my good aligned ones it's just not worth it being evil you have next to no exclusive quests>Save Karlach?always>Dispel the Shadowcurse?h*lsin gets killed in act 1 every single time>Make Shadowheart turn from Shar and Lae'zel from Vlaakith?yes> How do you resolve the Mindflayer situation? destroy the brainOrpheus turns into a squid the mindflayer dilemma felt terribly done
>>502438437>yeah, I did an evil playthrough once and it was honest to god half as long as my good aligned ones it's just not worth it being evil you have next to no exclusive questsThat's kinda a cope, isn't it? I mean what do you really lose out on? Save the Tieflings? You already do the quest but save the gnomes. Rolan? Pfft. Most of the kids disappear from the game anyway so you get nothing there. Dammon is the only real loss and Alfira for the potent Robe. It's more of a lose items than quests.
>>502424565Aww, you called us your friends. That's really sweet.
>>502438792>I mean what do you really lose out on?What do you actually get by siding with the goblins? A 15 seconds sex scene, that's literally it.
>>502438959Satisfaction
>>502438437>Orpheus turns into a squid the mindflayer dilemma felt terribly doneConsider karlach for the job.
>>502439265no that's retarded
I had sex with Haarlep for the first time and I must admit it was pretty hot how she kept on slowly riding you while telling you to give up and admit she owns you.
>>502440262larian really gave the rapey incubus a sex scene over Wyll
>>502440262>she
>>502439294Why? She wants it and I feel bad about stabbing Lae'zel's canon lover.
>>502440438It's a literal sex demon that can take on any physical form that they possess. I chose the female devil, therefore it's a "she".
>>502440529this is how you spend your week ends
>>502422850The funny part isn't the pasta itself. It's that the advice contained within was ultimately ignored, in favor of the "wisdom" of picking 10 levels of Fighter and 2 levels of War Cleric. Who needs an extra attack when you can Guided Strike once per short rest.
>>502440717It's an incubus (male sex demon) and not a succubus (female sex demon). You are now gay. Larian tricked you into gay sex.
>>502440963>Who needs an extra attackYou're still malding about being bad at the game? Wew.
Asking again.On Tactician would it be terribly dumb to go War Cleric 1 > Fighter 1 and then start packing levels into Fighter or do I need to go Fighter 5-10 before I dip into the other class for one (1) Guided Strike once per short rest?
>>502440735Huh? Karlach asks you to Mindflayer her and Lae'zel simps for Orpheus all through Act 3 and he is all over her when you let him out. They are definitely a couple.
Goodberry
Sigh.
metafag got mindbroken
You don't get it, mom. It's about the ROLEPLAYING of stopping one level short of my third attack. So what if it makes no sense? I can be whoever I want, and I choose to roleplay as a 4 INT moron.
kek he really got mindbroken
It's still funny as fuck how my 4 INT build concept got under your skin.
Female korean wyll need it or sneed it?
>it was the whiner all along
I can't believe Mintharafag spends their weekends arguing about builds and making silly chess analogies.
Too much shitposting, not enough frogposting.
Eldritch Knight fighterVengeance pallyEvocation wizardLight ClericIs this a good comp
>>502443708Ye, battle master and divination are the better subclasses, you will piss off the whiner if you pick anything else
>>502443708That depends. How many levels of Fighter are we talking here?
>>502441014No matter how hard you want to spin it around, heterosexual sex is in fact heterosexual sex
>>502443901sex with a man pretending to be a woman is still just gay sex
>>502443882Basically mono-classes all around
>>502443980it's not pretending, haarlep can literally transform into whatever body you want
>>502443982Then it's a good party comp. Well done.
>>502444057>haarlep can literally transform>transform>translol
>>502444096does the word transportation also scare you?
>>502444246your denial amuses me
>>502444057Haarlep is a dude. Next thing you're gonna tell us Mintharafag and Pea are both women be cause they "transformed"
>Mintharafag out of nowhereObsessed.
>>502444346your delusion amuses me>>502444571>muh manthyfaglol
he's samefagging again
>>502445254get a life, namefag
Speaking of Raphael, he should've been fiend tavlock's "secret" patron
Wait what the genuine actual fuck? I've NEVER seen this piece of dialogue before
>>502445692It's better than what we had before, they just made fun of him
>>502445692astarion and shadowheart really got extra cutscenes and dialogues every single patch meanwhile half of the party are barely companions
Tav's poor little tummy it gurgled and rumbled, making oh such a clatterAll those batches of goodberry pie, it was all just too much!So then up it all came, in a thick slimey splatterShadowheart grimaced, Halsin said only "Oak Father preserve us"
Oak Father preserve us.
I don't get it, what's goodberry pie?
>>502445692They changed the lines of almost every companion to be more compassionate towards Astarion.Except Minsc's.
i just recently started playing the tabletop and this shit fucking absolutely killed me
>>502446594>Shart laying back, exhausted from Halsin's pounding>Daddy Halsin sitting back with his pipe, supervising your clean-up>"mmmnfurfnfmmm nurmomnurghh good mmm arrmgfrnmm mmm goodberry good">"Slow down, Tav! You'll make yourself sick!>"There will be plenty more Goodberry Pie for you later :)"
>>502447162
>>502446285imagine the smell
Shadowheart or Karlach for my first playthroughI have Gale and Lae'zel and they're permanent companions. Karlach fits my party's vibe better. She just fits in with what Gale, Lae'zel and I got going on. But Shadowheart seems so much more crucial to the story, and I'm sure if I worked on getting her to be nicer she'd fit the vibe better too.
>>502447863Ditch Gale, get both Shadowheart and Karlach. Simple.
>>502447863When playing as them, all of the Origin characters (Shadowheart, Gale, Karlach, Lae'zel, the Dark Urge, Astarion, and Wyll) can be either exceptionally cruel or extraordinarily benevolent. The Dark Urge cannot be a companion. As companions, Wyll, Gale, and Karlach are always going to be more good-aligned than not, and if you repeatedly make excessively evil decisions early on, they can oppose you.A good-leaning Dark Urge should be the canonical main character as they're a continuation of the themes established during the first two games in the series. As for party composition? It hardly matters. Any character may change their class completely for a very small fee. My first playthrough was on Balanced. I played Shadowheart as the party's Life Cleric, Astarion as a Thief Rogue, Lae'zel on Battle Master Fighter, and Gale as an Eldritch Knight/Wizard Multi-class.
>>502447193based
Halsin hits round 2 with Shadowheart, churning that goodberry pie up into a frothy goodberry porridgeTav sits nearby rocking back and forth, squealing in anticipation, ready to slurp it down like a greedy beast.
anyone here dumb enough to jump into every chasm after casting feather fall?
>>502447863both suck in battle and storywise take Astarion and Gale, they are all you need
Did they change how throwing potions at downed characters work? I am literally targeting two people downed next to each other, both highlighted by the circle, only one gets healed. Skill issue or actual change?
>>502452558Difficulty?
>>502452097based
Wyll?
>>502452596Tactician and honour mode. It used to work before
Which elixir looks the tastiest? Cloud giant strength looks yummy until you remember its made with giant finger
>>502452967Just tested it myself. Worked fine. Tried both a 27 strength elixir-laden throwzerker and an 8 strength druid. you are hurling it at the floor and not the actual characters right?
>>502453314Yeah at the floor between two characters. Pretty sure it's a skill issue
>>502452558it still works but potion surfaces are shitterrain not being flat is a big factor but that can happen even if it is flat
>>502441783War Cleric 1 / Fighter X is superior to straight fighter, except on levels where fighter extra attack upgrades. You can either automatically respec to straight fighter at level 5 and again at 10, or you can just eat the one level delay on extra attack progression because unmodded tactician isn't so difficult that you need to be respeccing to max power every level.
>>502454067>War Cleric 1 / Fighter X is superior to straight fighterWar Cleric 1 / Fighter 3 is not superior to Fighter 4. Didn't read the rest of your post since your premise is already wrong.
good evening /bgg/Waifus, HusbandosLove & Harmony~!Speaking of Love & Harmony, who is the Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson of BG3/bgg/?
>>502455740>Jake PaulBG3>TysonDOS2
The slopswine is a subhuman that for months suffered the negative influence of a BULLY general, which constantly abused it, and which WARPED its nature. When the swine distances itself from its sloppy routine, it demonstrates and understands that, while remaining faithful to its attention-seeking and time-wasting nature, it is also possible to be completely society's waste, maintaining its porcine aspect.https://vocaroo.com/13P1txr2YiKa
So what exactly did the patch add and did it fix any of the cut scene bugs with Minthara if you get her while saving the Tieflings?
>download "party size limit begone" mod and adjustable party limit mod>4th most popular mod on BG3's ingame mod list, 8th most popular on nexis>100,000s of downloads>get ingame thinking I can finally hear all the companion dialogue start firing all the time>it still only triggers 2-3 reactions at a time and selects it at randomwait so what's the point of this mod? it feels just like I'm bringing 3 companions still
>>502456629>what's the point of cheating?It's more "immersive" and "fun" that way, bro.
The sweet flavor of goodberry and the rich, earthy scent of Halsin's thick balls, mingle together harmoniously in Shadowheart's damp Grove.
What the fuck use is Dancing Lights? Why give it to a subterranean race?
>>502456884>>502456665you guys should make out
>>502456629you don't miss any overworld banter and it's cute to see everyone traveling together
>>502456884*smooch*
>>502457014>you don't miss any overworld banteryou sure about that? pretty sure the banter triggers after crossing certain points in the game world. so when you trigger and hear one it's something you hear in lieu of another. zero sum game
>>502455997>negative influence of a BULLY generalafter months we can safely say, also considering his boutades in this thread, that he has always been the namefag with the name off
>>502456889>It's completely worthless and brutally mogged by Light, that is also a cantrip but with no concentration and stays with you until long rest>Drow have racial magic dealing with light levels (Dancing Lights, Faerie Fire and Darkness), so I guess that's for flavor and Light looks too holy for them
>>502456629I noticed it still only triggers 3 other companions in world conversations. For example, the first time you use illithid powers, only 3 companions get pulled into that conversation. It's not a perfect mod
The signature slop. The samefag accusation. The namefag obsession. The ESL babble. The deletion in shame. The worthless pig fuck would never.
>>502458068how come no one has fixed it yet
slowly over time, Tav gets addicted to slurping up the Goodberry Piewhich is good because Halsin and Shadowheart keep making more of it
>>502457261>>502457014>>502456629Yes, the choice of character is random during the cutscenes, sometimes even a character who does not appear on the screen, off-screen, speaks.The banters are triggered on the map, but for example in Act 3 this also means that multiple triggers from time to time will cause different combinations of characters to speak and interact: I would never have had the chance for example to hear the banter between Jaheira and Astarion, and so on.Surely there are issues (such as pathfinding in specific areas) that make having more than the 4 members provided somewhat complicated, but if used wisely, and knowing how to dose the contribution of the extra characters in a fight in the right way, having all the copanions together makes BG3 an almost different game, but equally special and satisfying. Having characters that in a turn maybe perform a specific task, like concentration spells, or just buffing enemies: honestly I find this way of interpreting the game more realistic and immersive than having 200 haste potions, the countless spell scrolls that the game throws at you (spoiler: in the tabletop you would be lucky to find even just a couple during a campaign): in short, it takes a certain amount of personal headcanon and a lot of self restraint to use it in a fun way, which does not surprise me that for the namewhiner all this, knowing how to limit oneself without exceeding the limit of common sense, is inconceivable.
>>502456629to make the game easier
>>502458794what kind of person needs this gamw to be easier
>Dude, if you just headcanon it properly, CHEATING is actually ROLEPLAYING, bro. You'd have to be silly whiner to be against CHEATING since it's more immersive and fun that way, fella. Just headcanon that the balance isn't thrown out of the window. It's all in your head, anyway, buddy. I'm very smart and this is not an excuse to post my slop like an attention whoring faggot.
>>502458794game is already easy, mod is for fun
>dwarfwhale spamming her shitty pastas>whiner and slopfag hatefucking each other>y*rispam>jake paulI'm out. Farewell. I won't miss any of you.
>>502458908This kind of "person" >>502458641
>>502458908One (1) yuri picture is spam, but when Pea dumps 130 screenshots in a single thread, the worthless pig fuck rejoices. I just think that's interesting.
>>502459148moids amirite
>same kind of "Diversity Squad" as Failguard [except you can kill them, which could soft-lock you since it's a turn-based game]>not even their IP, and barely references the original [and screws up when it does]>also radically changed the combat system when BG1/2 had a set-in-stone formula>Crumbtuber and possible rapist voices Shadowheart's best friendHow did they get away with it?
>>502459027>>jake paulIt's on-topic because the slopswine attached some slop. So it can't be a hypocritical off-topic shitposter, alright?
>>502459368they added nut physic
nigga having 1 black character is not diversity games have been doing that since the 90s
if having a greater party size doesn't actually lead to more dialogue cutscene triggers or banter, then all it does is make the game trivially easy, so what's the point?
>>502459490DEI started in 1945
>>502459514The point is that it facilitates group shots and forcing your obnoxious slop no one asked for, as demonstrated above. Despite this, the slopswine will deny being an attention whore.
>the dwarf bitch wants the mushroom for free
>>502459490As for the gay vampire with vampire AIDS?
>>502459645Astarion based he gets a pass
>>502459368>>not even their IP, and barely references the original [and screws up when it does]Throwing out the old VAs for Minsc and Sarevok were major tragedies. Kevin Michael Richardson was the better narrator, too.
>>502459645
>>502458995>>502459107Hush little namefag dont you cry,everythings gonna be alright.>>502459514It doesn't work like that, as has already been explained several times, but maybe you already know that since you are answering yourself?Look fellas, we are all disappointed by [BIG MEDIA EVENT™] that made us stay awake for hours waiting, and then disappointed us greatly because time is a tyrant and the new generations will always be right: but it's not my fault if Veilguard is a mediocre game, right? And what was the need to pre-order, oh my god...
>avatarfaggotry>metabitching about the namefag againMintharafag WARPED you.
>>502459645Making fun of people with a different sexual identity only demonstrates a mental disability, and an even greater one, on the part of those who think this is funny.D&D was born as a way for people to represent themselves in any way they want, thanks to the power of fantasy: being bigoted and petty is the death of fantasy and wonder.
>And what about the face? Is that modded>the character is really pretty and I want to make something like that>thank you anon I appreciate you so much>What is "slop"?
thoughts?
The pain and intensity and jealousy still hit me like the first time I found out about her hidden passions for him.Over time my anger and frustration have ... turned to something elseI... I want him to do itthe betrayal that stabbed like a dagger now pulses in my chest, catching my breath and making my heart beat like a drum as I admit itYes... Halsin... Take Shadowheart as yours. Caress her body with your hands and mouth. Enter her and bring her the pleasure I cannot.... Please ...
You know there was no need to prove IMMEDIATELY that I'm right when I say that you have no sense of control and self restraint, but thanks for proving my point with yet another river of saemfagging.Pre-ordering left and right, buying monitors wider than they are tall, paying homage to your silhouette forged by smoothies decorated with mountains of cream.The intellectual silence that floods these virtual rooms when the namefag crosses the digital threshold is deafening.Now he'll probably revert to one of his various tactics: bearcuck spam, a praise to Minthara's house, or some off topic post about a new game he bought.
>metabitchingAnother excellent on-topic post from /bgg/'s most valuable attention whore!
>>502460841anon learns that other retards exist
>>502460515Protecting fictional people is a symptom of mental disorder.
>>502460841Bitch would have thiefling horns. You get what you fucking deserve.
>>502460515Faggot
>"Sh.. Shadowheart? Shaddy?">She sighs a little, polite but annoyed by the interruption, "Yes, Tav, what is it? You know it takes longer with interruptions">"Wh-why do you .. um... taste like Goodberry...?">"Erm, new soap I suppose now please get back to work">she goes back to obviously casting a Sending spell to someone while you continue to serve her
This is how 'starion sisters cope.
>>502460841I think the "stupid b**tch" actually had a legitimate question, and that non-answer is a cop-out. Of course, the real meaning or moral of BG3 is that Astarion being raped is hilarious, and roleplaying is like going on stage and playing an actor.
Namefag's autism and cuck fetish has made bgg unusable for a year solid
>worthless pigfucks act like this
>>502461721She did ask for a message or a main theme. Swen being unable to tell someone what the main theme of the game he has been working on for 6 years straight was is pretty telling all things considered. Oh well, more donkey cocks, open relationships and boob physics is all we needed in the next game anyway.
>>502461426I think vomiting wordslop about a character just for a crumb of attention when you don't really give a shit because you'll joke about them being raped is a symptom of narcissism and hypocrisy.
>>502460841Moral of the story is that Astarion deserves love and happiness
>>502462181this but wyll
>>502462165I don't know if it's an autistic inability to understand context or an even more malignant and catty need to twist words to enjoy a moral superiority in the eyes of others,but both behaviors stink of namefag all over.
The worthless pig fuck's prayer:>I never said that.>And if I did, I meant that as a joke.>And if it's not, so what, sexual abuse is funny.>And if it's not, so what, cheating is roleplaying.>And if it's not, so what, here's some on-topic slop.>And if it's not, so what, you deserve to suffer.And no, the archives don't count. You can't prove it was me.
>>502457851I don't think there needs to be more evidence of thisI just want to know what the slopfag did to cause such a fixation in the namefag's mind but maybe it's better if we never know sad, but deserved
>>502462181pookie <3
>>502461721She didn't. She wanted ideological compliance, because troons and faggots and a hamfisted refugee narrative that goes so far overboard that you're chastised for not letting them steal a house at one point isn't enough. You have to say their words.
Imagine WHINING about my right to joke about sexual abuse and rape. Like, that's typical namefag behavior right there. I KNOW it's you with the name off. You only do that to feel MORALLY SUPERIOR, because guess what, most people find rape jokes funny. You probably didn't even get the wordplay.
I'm just waiting for the phoneposting royale with fromage at this point, then I'm out
>>502463071It was actually me, the schizo
swen sure is spending a lot of time in brazil where the fuck are patch 8 and the avernus dlc?
I would NEVER post slop then delete my post in shame, that's beneath me. Unlike that dastardly namefag... I've been telling you, they've been doing this for a DECADE. But I'm not obsessed, by the way.
>>502462219Nobody cares about Wyll
mmmnfurfnfmmm nurmomnurghh good mmm arrmgfrnmm mmm goodberry good
>>502463053>She didn't.The question is legitimate. The assumed intent behind it is irrelevant. As a game designer, you should be able to come up with a better answer than "Uh, there's no meaning, just have fun." Anyway, we know they couldn't just straight up say "We wanted to make a mockery of male rape, which is why we wrote Astarion that way." so I guess "Have fun." is an acceptable shorthand.
...and to think this month long meltdown was caused by a truthnuke from namefag...
>>502463286>a DECADEI find it absolutely hilarious how in these strawmen vagueposts where you try to demonstrate the absurdity of your opponents' thoughts, every time you slip in a little extra detail that not only proves the fact that we are absolutely right in going against you, but that casts a shadow on the state of your mental health.talk about the deafening intelelctual silence that rises when the namefag haunts these generals
I SEE what you do while I'm sleeping. It's DESPICABLE the way you constantly MOVE GOALPOSTS to justify a presence in these threads that STOPPED being relevant MONTHS ago. I NEVER said something in favor of sexual abuse, that's beneath me.
>>502463286You sound obsessed with people recognizing basic patterns
>>502464189but you don't understand, seranafag with his iq of 200 is able to cover his tracks with masterythey've been hiding in the 4chancloset for years now, he perfected this behaviour
>>502463752>question is legitimateNo, it's midwittery from the sort of retard that thinks the drapes are blue to symbolize depression, who wanted a sound bite to use as a cudgel against her ideological enemies. "*THEY* hate it, but...", it isn't assumed, it's just being a normal functional person who's capable of interpreting human behaviors. Autists struggle with that incidentally. She wanted them to take a side, her side, because stuffing the game with troons and vitiligo isn't enough, they need that public declaration. Lae'zel must look directly into the camera and say trans rights.
>>502464189The only pattern recognition that matters is mine. And a pattern that emerged half a year ago is that slopswine is incapable of admitting wrongdoing, even when its hypocrisy is documented in the very same thread. It was only a joke, anyway.
I want to play a savage Half-Orc who slays his way through the world, who would make good companions for him?
>>502464576you already know the answer
>>502464514>Lae'zel must look directly into the camera and say trans rights.shart did that and all of you chuds clapped
>>502464576Astarion. Murder hobos and orc players are both gay as hell, and only Astarion could pair up with that double helping of faggishness. If you wanted to go ever gayer you could multi class, that might justify using Minsc.
>>502464576karl laezelbased minsc
>>502460841lvl 47 archmage
>instead lae'zel looked into the camera and said fuck dem troonsLAE'ZEL NO
>>502464649Shart recognized troonery as the highest expression of Shar's evil, a man forgetting his own gender and (poorly) deceiving the world about it. She struck Nocturne with a guiding bolt that sent him to his grave in agony, and when Tav raised the corpse she gleefully did it again. Here lies Nocturne, was/were.
>>502464553You save my game images on your computer, I filter out namefag's posts: we are clearly not the same, so thank you for "documenting" all my deeds and actions: truly, a marvelous Slopscholar.Thanks you for your service, but this makes me wonder: Why doesn't the namefag inspire the same admiring devotion? I think, they deserve it
>>502464905Shadowheart's dad literally says that deadnaming a child makes someone a bad parent, act 3 shart is a walking disgrace lol
>>502464514Let me rephrase that. I should not need to do this, since you are not autistic, and you are able to infer the actual point without focusing on the technicalities but moving on. "What moral or theme are we supposed to take away from this story?" is a perfectly legitimate (albeit naive) question, when stripped of what precedes it. The inability to answer that question isn't an "own" from the head writer. "Have fun." is a cop-out.
>"have fun">refuses to elaborateCHADarian
>>502464986Shadowheart's dad acknowledges that his daughter has lived as Shadowheart for most of her life and that he can't erase that or the impact it had on her identity. Opportunistic troons then take it as an affirmation of guzzling homemade troonshine on discord all day because of course they do. A line in a story can't be taken at face value and in the clear context of that story, it has to be a secret endorsement of the current thing. Ketheric is secretly Putin, and by saving Baldur's Gate we're actually saving Ukraine. Disguise Self is secretly an endorsement of troonery. The ability of an 8 INT character to finish the game is proof that affirmative action works. We've seen it all before from "media literacy" redditors.
>obnoxious avatarfaggotry>irrelevant, time-wasting questionThe worthless pig fuck takes refuge in crass stupidity.Check out this Mintharafag screenshot.This is evidence I must be the namefag with the name off.
what does Halsin smell like?
>>502464905Making fun of people with a different gender identity only demonstrates a mental disability, and an even greater one, on the part of those who think this is funny.D&D was born as a way for people to represent themselves in any way they want, thanks to the power of fantasy: being bigoted and petty is the death of fantasy and wonder.
>>502465040>is a perfectly legitimate (albeit naive) questionNo. It wasn't the last time you were too autistic to understand, and it still isn't. The idea that every story has some underlying theme and can't just be itself is midwit nonsense for unaccomplished English department faculty to use for mental masturbation. 99% of the stories ever written are about "have fun", it's a story about a British spy that fucks not a secret endorsement of universal healthcare. It's a story about a bunch of karate guys going to a magic island to fight, it isn't a critical examination and hidden allegory of post civil war black reconstruction. The entire notion that Baldurs Gate 3 should have a theme beyond "here's a cool story you hopefully find entertaining, have fun" is asinine and rooted in retardation. Only a retard would think it, only a retard would ask about it, only a retard would defend it. The drapes are just blue.
>>502465683oak moss, honey, and basil
>>502465683Sweat, mud. Maybe a little bit of pine, but he'd be one of the smellier characters. The only ones to smell worse would be Jaheira (old) and Lae'zel (gross)
>>502465874>The idea that every story has some underlying theme and can't just be itself is midwit nonsenseUh huh. BG3 might not be the Lord of the Rings movies of video games, after all. It's just a game that's about having fun, like DOOM or The Last of Us (2). Thanks for educating us.>The drapes are just blue.No one said they weren't. The question remains legitimate (albeit naive, as I already said).
>>502465557No images needed, "anon". You were discovered last night too, you are not the super namefag secret agent you thinkand the funniest thing for me is that since the namefag person must always be a sort of champion of truth and facts, you have never allowed that character to deny these rumors, because in your schizo mind "namefag" is the avatar that allows you to be (in your perverse mind) a morally and intellectually superior person, and obviously lying would undermine your armor of pure schizoid autismthese behaviors are lapalissian to anyone with a minimum background in the field of psychiatry but the fact that even simple anons on 4chan have understood this game should remove any doubt about the degrading state of your mental health
>DUDE I EXPOSED YOU LAST NIGHT I PROVED BEYOND A DOUBT YOU ARE THE NAMEFAG FOR REALOkay. Sure thing, piggy. Don't forget about my 3 other personas.
>>502466295>The question remains legitimateNope. There's a cadre of retards in the world who want to feel intellectual because they read Don Quixote so they waste a lot of time sussing out themes and hidden meanings when the reality is stories are just stories. Asking about their retardation they inherited from unaccomplished midwit English teachers so they can own the gamers isn't legitimate, it's the verbal equivalent of sucking cock.
>>502466537the bear schizo, the ugly character poster, and this catty illmatari avataryeah we know
>>502465683literal dogshit and AIDS
>>502466537Most of the thread personalities here are just a shorthand for noticing that you're acting like a faggot in a particular way. It isn't that you're literally THE faggot, just that you've decided to play the faggot class and today you're using the namefag subclass, or the bearschizo subclass, and so on. The people posting here rolled a 1, a critical failure, and must now endure your endless fagging.
>>502466537it would have been enough for you to have avoided repeating the same MO for months, with the same obsessive repetition compulsion, to not obtain this outcome
>>502466634I'm glad you could let that out of your system. Remember, there's no need to be THIS invested in the question if games are just meaningless time-killing fun dispensers. Maybe some people have fun inferring meaning from the color of Orin's hair and that's perfectly valid. Their feelings are valid.
If you are fans of RPGs, we have just one thing to ask you:How do you want to do this? ;)-S
>>502467119>Their feelings are validNo, they aren't. Neither their feelings or even their very existence is valid. Both are empty, pointless, and serve only to make the world around them a little more tedious and gay.
>>502467307I'm surprised they didnt let that reference slip in via Minsc
>you might not be all these posters>but you're impersonating them whenever it suits you so it's the same>but you're definitely the namefag>I just know it because of huh... the... posting... patterns>AND NOBODY LIKES YOU
>>502467442>>AND NOBODY LIKES YOUI can vouch for that
btw if you want to be updated on what game mintharafag is currently playing, just do a simple search for image resolutionskyrim, elden ring and witchfire are currently in rotation
Thanks, for defending the slopswine, anon, but there was no need.If nothing else, I'm sorry: that we got to the point, of making this kind of post: because of a person, who has been showing his whiny, nobody, fatherless behavior, in front of everyone, for months now.
Post toons. I need references for character design.
Let's talk about the drow twins in Act 3.
>>502467576I can't imagine what sort of lowly slime would actually want to be kept up to date on the comings and goings of the namefag.
>>502467669>toonsdo you have downs syndrome?
How do I knock out alfira properlyI'm playing a paladin so I'm pretty sure I can't just engage on her for no reason..
>>502467775people have been calling their RPG characters toons before you were even born lil bro
>>502467721so that I wont buy a game you likesome people just hate you that much
>>502467775At least half of you do
>>502467721No one would be this obsessed and especially not for a decade straight. Can you imagine being this mindbroken for this long?
>in the bar where I go every day to have a drink after work for years there is this guy who enters the place naked, shits on the floor and then comes back dressed in a suit as if nothing had happened, he does it every day for 10 years>haha, I guess I'm really just obsessed with him!>>502467914>>502467721samefagging on a slow saturday, Minthyfaggy?tut tut
>>502467870I was born in 1973
>>502468196Cringe
>>502467870Dumb fucks doing dumb things isn't new, you're right. Nevertheless, calling it a toon remains dumb as fuck.
I've been here for months. If I wanted attention, I would have already put on a name. I don't want to and I won't do it just because you can't contain yourself from interacting with things that bother you. What kind of disorder is this? LEAVE ME ALONE and suck on this off-topic ritual shitpost.>Searching for posts that contain ‘bgg love harmony’. 215 results found.
>502468130The irony is that he's samefagging.
game for bronies
The mocap is nice, but why is the cinematography for conversations still stuck in the days of KOTOR 1? Good camerawork and shot composition can make up for jank animations.
>>502468576They couldn't stop rewriting, even after release they're rewriting things. That makes it hard to do bespoke animations and camera work for every conversation. They also need to accommodate pedophiles playing as gnomes, lard asses, lizards, and so on. It just becomes infeasible without the canned reaction animation approach.
>>502468994Sounds like the devs simply didn't know how to handle a larger project.
>>502468994>https://files.catbox.moe/i5738o.png>people playing dragonborns are pedos(???) but THAT larian writer is definitely not a degenerate
at least one thing is for surethe claim that the namefag was a jannie is simply a lie at this point, that pathetic wanted to pass himself off as a tiny little boss
>ooft>>502467576I haven't played elden ring in like a year. Assuming every 4k monitor is me is not a good system.I usually just say what I'm playing anyway, you don't have to guess.Imagine discussing baldur's gate 3 instead of another day of this schizo rambling about which poster is which.
>>502469248namefag?
>>502469264good god it's so easy to bait you to come out in the open while you're hiding in the bushesalso>4kit's a 5K, and btw the resolution is not the problem but actually, resolution is the problem
>>502469083They don't. They needed a year+ of constant patching even after three years of early access, and every other patch undoes something the last patch fixed. There's no concept of process and planning there.
>WHITE>MALE>HUMAN>FIGHER>SHOW HELMET
>>502469248but the namefag IS janniesee how he himself boasts of posting off topic garbage talking about other games?if there was a real jannie those posts wouldn't be tolerated, but strangely instead he gets a pass...well, not "that" kind of t-pass
>>502469660>>SHOW HELMETGross
>>502469248There's no faster way to get banned than to make the namefag look foolish in its fumbled attempts at argument.
>>502468271Get gay butt AIDS
>>502469295the brony
>>502470389All AIDS is gay butt AIDS you dumb faggot
>>502470389Hi Get gay butt AIDS I'm dad
Alright it's been over a year, whose the official best girl?
>>502470704Shadowheart. Hence the sustained hate campaign.
>>502470704I like karlach more but Laezel is perfect and I wouldn't change a thing about her.>>502470803Seranafag...
>>502470704>quick change the topicuh huh. Karlach.
>>502469264>Imagine discussing baldur's gate 3 instead of another day of this schizo rambling about which poster is which.It's like a game, and I relish the compliment of being accused of being you. That said, when are you going to continue the run you started?
why does best girl shadowheart have a hate campaign against her?
>>502470886>>502470956>>502469264oh, don't worry: I'm nooticing alright
>noticing spamI wonder what kind of filthy animal could be behind this. Perhaps a certain slopswine that boasted about immediately ban evading after getting a 3-day for that VA picture.
>>502469264>>502466305now that I notice, he really does this:the namefag persona is too "honest" not to say clearly that he's not the whiner, but as soon as he drops the name he becomes the most annoying boring petulant child
It's very fortunate all of the 20 personas of the dastardly namefag have the decency ("moral superiority") of not joking about sexual abuse. Only a subhuman sack of shit would do that.
>>502470886look at the result when his plans to muddy the waters fail>>502471057>>502471218>>502471183>s-stop nooticing>b-ban evasion>s-swine!!!
>>502471392>remember the rape jokes?>remember the ban evasion?>remember the modslop?>remember the wordslop?>remember the titans?Namefag...what's next on your bingo card? You havent called me racial slurs in a while. "Slopwop" had a nice ring to it.
Stop off-topic shitposting.
>>502471407>>502471590damn you are sad
>>502471014She's the most popular romance, and most anon bots reflexively hate anything popular because it lets them recontextualize their lifetime of social ostracization as a conscious choice on their part if they play up their role as the anti-normal. It's also just smarter baiting, you could spend all day attacking Wyll and nobody would care - if you want bites you have to bait the hook with someone they actually like. Now that most Shadowheart posters have left you're starting to see efforts at shifting over to Lae'zel as the runner up, but it's the same idea.
>>502471014Probably all the cuck content surrounding her. Makes her and fans of her a very easy target of derision.
>>502471690an image with Alice, the famous character from Mintharafag's run, wearing a smug wojak smiling mask
Would you drink blood that has been tainted by ghaik genes?Because House Oblodra tapped mind flayer ass back in Menzoberranzan.What? Astarion's past of sexual abuse? Yes, yes, of course...I relate to him because I'm more of a Finesse guy, haha.(...)I never said something in favor of sexual abuse, that's beneath me.
>>502471868I don't think so.>>502471930Hum, that's an interesting and very likely theory.
here's the phoneposting royale with cheese I've been waiting forsee ya fellas
>>502471868Correct.>>502471992>samefagging Case in point
>>502471930That coupled with how the game hides it for 90% of the runtime then dumps it on you OR you never find it because you didn't go down that route then do a different playthru next time and find out about it after another 80 hours into it.Feels formulated to fuck with people. Which is what that fetish is about already so it feels double intentional.
Remember the ritual shitpost with the off-topic [normalfag event] reference? It was such a proud display of integrity and desire to remain on-topic. But that was like 4 hours ago, so that doesn't count anymore.
>>502472095https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persecutory_delusion
>>502471979He's willing to drink blood from rats, pigs, even Gith, I don't get why a drow is so bad. It can't be the illithid because he drinks illithid blood repeatedly.
And now it will have an inorganic conversation with itself as a means to post its talking points. Even as the general has been hollowed out and all traffic driven away, they have no other avenue for attention. Those days of getting ten (You)s were the most alive they've ever felt, and they'll chase that high forever.
>>502472206very common in russians.
even redditors are making fun of shadowheart this has nothing to do with contrarianism
>>502472183you're not even trying to hide your seething at this point, mintharafagits only normal people talk about major cultural eventslike we had this guy who bragged about preordering the new dragon age game, while also buyign a giant screen to celebrate it alllike this is exactly what Im talking about when you're seething>>502472468
>>502472247Nobody cares. That post wasn't there to incite discussion. I just wanted to make a joke about Astarion's SA past. And you have to admit it's HILARIOUS he got sexually abused. If you don't, you must be the namefag feigning moral superiority. What's wrong with you?
>>502472487You're aligned with and behaving like redditors? You don't say...
>>502472487Literally everyone makes fun of her now that her full story is common knowledge.
>it's okay to shitpost about off-topic garbage when I do itInteresting. The slopswine stands for "Slop & Hypocrisy."
>>502472468Whenever the thread trashes a certain personality hard enough, suddenly a certain obsession comes up again.
>>502472614Quit shilling cuckolding and grow a spine. Sure we break some balls now and again but we go way back and in light of recent humiliations, it is an honor to be joined by men, and not faggot ass twitter obsessed trannyloving cocksuckers that ruined my BG3 romance. He should fucking die.
Is the Shadowheart stuff real or is it just shitposting? I'm still dealing with the grove and goblins and haven't fucked anyone yet but if it's true then I'll ignore her and go for Lae'zel or Karlach instead.
>>502472487"polyamory" is deeply unpopular everywhere, even reddit
What is the [normalfag reference] of the [pop culture reference] of [pop culture reference] of the Lord of the Rings movies of video games (BG3)? Please respond, I'm a thread personality.
>>502473114It's tired, run into the ground shit posting, but so is your question.
>>502473112The character being the way it is in the game has nothing to do with any of the memes surrounding it. The memes come from the content of the game not the other way around.
>>502473114Yes it's real, no, it's not in your face, yes she's a slut, no, she won't cheat on you. Yes she flirts with other men.>>502473281This says a lot about our society
>>502473343I don't think it reflects on our society much. The people championing cuckoldry or trying to normalize it always get swatted down like flies. If we live in a society it is a self correcting one by and large.
>>502473223it's not even polyamory, it's swinging which is even more gross
>>502470704Minthara would be a contender but she's got a quarter of the content of other companions.Karlach also has some though not as much cut content. Her "good" romance ending is you and her going on a suicide mission into Avernus. She's also an obnoxious teenager and keeps calling you soldierShadowheart is the bait and switch - most attractive, has the most screentime and plot relevance, but she cucks you.That leaves Lae'zel. Not the most attractive, and according to some the least, but loves Tav the most (Karlach close 2nd) and has the most endearing classical romance
>>502473112There's no cuckolding unless you deliberately choose it. The original root of the problem was the namefag having never had a romantic relationship in real life, and the idea of sexual attraction still functioning the way it does sent him into an autistic panic. Then it was latched onto as an easy shit posting hook, and here we are a year later still having the same tired conversation. Inevitably "new player" comes along to ask about it just as the conversation starts, and then you run through the usual scripts. Are you not bored yet?
>>502473553She probably can't pair bond because of Nocturne trooning out.
>>502473587>cuck content is ok if it's optional
>lays another tired bait>asks if the other poster is not tired of running through the same tired scripts
>>502473587>There's no cuckolding unless you deliberately choose it.Whether you find out or not it is still who she is. That is part of the insidious nature of it to most people.In MGS Ocelot is a double-triple-quadruple agent but if you've only played MGS1 you don't know that. You not knowing that doesn't change what he is in the end.
>>502473243You can joke all you want, but the namefag's intent is undeniable if left unchecked and his frustrated, plagiarized, abused manchild tactics will begin to show until he is completely pushed out of the discussion.>>502473804
Halsin will flirt with Shadowheart during banter regardless of the player's input, ShadowWhore is a cheating WHOA.
>>502473804There is no cuck content. It's just a meme you keep repeating, either because you don't understand what words mean, or because you do and you just enjoy trolling outside of /b/.>>502473882It has nothing to do with "finding out", there's nothing to find. This general is filled with kissless virgins who think if they ever got a girlfriend that they'd stop thinking (actress) was hot. It's a potent mixture of virginity, autism, and mindless trolling.
>>502473984The way it tends to work out is he gets noticeably upset then tries to change the topic entirely with a question post directed as the entire thread instead of linking and discussing what is already being discussed.
It's never my fault. Always the namefag's. I would NEVER encourage shitposting through my own, or condone spammers like Pea. I'm just one innocent bystander.
>I can't see shart getting goodberry pies whenever I leave them at camp or fall asleep, therefore I'm not getting cuckedtruly the thinking man's fetish
>There is no cuck contentThis. There's nothing wrong with harmless flirting.
>>502473114It is a single nonfactor comment you are extremely unlikely to ever see ingame. To see it, you need to make a series of bad choices to force it. Yes, it is stale shitposting
>>502474146this sounds more like a desperate attempt at self-affirmation than a catty vagueposting attacktypical of a certain namefella
Fantasizing about some actor/actress is not the same as your writer shoehorning attraction with another person sharing your own camp, but you'll get a few bites, not doubt.
He won.
Astarion
>>502474073>there's nothing to findYou'll know why we are talking about it when you play more of the game. You haven't found out yet is all. I'm not even going to razz you for supporting cuckolding it looks like you genuinely don't know what everyone else does.
>>502471868You shouldn't have described the anonbots so accurately, it riles them up. We're only supposed to have one of three discord approved conversations here or else this starts.
>>502474171Projecting your personal consequences onto the entire collective experience of an RPG game like BG3 is ridiculous.an RPG is all about choices and the consequences of your actions, you can't make everyone pay for being a cuck>"but the lines of dialogue are in the game and that"an RPG has different consequences based on your choices, you knowi just chose not to be a cucksomething about the cyclical nature of 4chan and being an obsessed namefaggot
The namefag forced me to make these jokes about Astarion being raped. I had no choice. And even if I did, it was JUST a joke. And even if it wasn't funny, so what, the character is not real, you know?
It's pretty much going exactly as we predicted several months ago. Shart is the most attractive to normies because she's a conventionally attractive human looking woman who's competition is frogs and red devil looking people, so she's massively the most popular by a large margin. We can look at achievement completion rates and see that the average normie literally hasn't even beaten the game yet, only about a 1/5th of players have gotten the "beat the game on any difficulty" achievement, which means the average random person has not gotten to Shart's scene about dreaming of having sex with Halsin. Another astonishing statistic is that only about half of players have even made it out of act ONE! This answers why the topic of something in act 3 is only just now starting to trend. In recent weeks, the number of people noticing it and complaining about it on reddit has increased, and it's slowly increased over time, because people are only just now getting to that part.This place probably has more enthusiasts than Reddit, so more people here beat the game immediately and have beaten it multiple times, while Reddit is a more normie website full of people who only play a couple hours a week or perhaps have even already moved on to next [popular thing].It's pretty funny to see more and more people posting about it as more and more people get to that section of the game. I wonder if they're going to change it, like they changed Halsin's backstory where he reminisced about being raped. Enough redditors complained, so they changed it. Time will tell.I also find it funny that that was also John. He's the one already responsible for making people feel uncomfortable with his weird sex stuff, it would be pretty funny if he gets two rewrites. Don't thinly disguise your fetishes in your work is a basic writing 101 rule, it's a shame someone slipped through all the way to a major game like this.
>>502474654Cringe post, I won't read it.
>>502473587hmmm why would you go online to a general who already knows the truth?
>>502474654>change itIt is completely in line with the humiliation cuckolds enjoy it being the way it is has to be intentional. There is no way it was an accident.
>>502474586Nope, I've played the game end to end, there's nothing to find. It began as a gaggle of retards with severe autism willfully misinterpreting scenarios and lines, and continues today as stale shitposting. >"hey significant other, I'm directly requesting that we have group sex">significant other makes polite comment signaling agreement with your request>"oh no, I've been...KEKED!!!!!!"It's stupid.
>>502474792Denying it all is pretty convincing roleplay for a cuck so attaboy.
>>502470704Shadowheart if you’re not lying to yourself Lae’zel if you’re sad and autistic Minthara if you’re sad and autistic Karlach if you’re retarded
>>502474792I think I remember the same obtuse way of thinking and utter confidence of being right from months ago. At least you're consistent about it.
if cuck content didn't exist why do you need a mod to remove itlol
>>502474948>>502474948>>502474948
>>502474925>oh you deny that two plus two equals give well haha thats just what a cuck would say kek gotchaTiresome
and there he is, right on cuethe namewhiner shitposting supreme
>>502474642>if I refuse to acknowledge that shart flirts with halsin regardless of romance or threesome status then it doesn't exist!!game's been out for over a year and you're still in stage 1: denial
>>502474949Yes, I've won this argument with you many times. You're still as stupid and nigh-illiterate as you've ever been, and you'll hide it behind a belief that you're just pretending like you always do.>>502474956It exists so obsessed retards like you have here can cure an obsession. It's like asking why a trans minthara mod exists if she isn't trans, another retarded take.
>>502456629There's a different mod for making everybody make every comment.Increasing party limit just makes it so you have literally double the amount of allies fighting for you, like playing Pokemon with a team of 12 instead of 6.
