Zepheniah Edition>NewsMore bug fixes: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=232412>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.co/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Team Funtress: fun.tf2.host (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://teamfortress.tv/33738Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Creators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>502297929
heavy takes skill
3 NIGASON CART
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFzH_daIYFAthoughts?
EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
Need a Heavy to feed Kritz to
about to load up tr_aim do i continue my research into the flare gun air pop combo I discovered last thread or do I practice tracking
nvm i cant hit flares
>>502479779Heavy, Sniper and Demoman are the only classes that actually take skill>Scout>corner peek, tunnel and meat shot - easy>Medic>jump around, occasionally ubersaw a spy, hide behind cover >Soldier>splash damage >array of useful weapons depending on skill level and confidence>Engineer>melee hit your automatic death machine>pick up metal shit>Pyro
>>502480684>heavy>hold m2 and wait for enemies to walk into you>demo>walk forward and sticky spam, then walk back if the enemy is walking at you>sniper>stand 10 miles away from danger, put on one of the items that eliminates one of the few actual threats and click on headscool arguments bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>502479846>>502480949>>502481148Autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnM1OnkEMi4new music video dropped!
posted it again award
>>502479846>>502480949>>502481148Cultured
>>502479859The Only good ritual poster
>>502480910 >Heavy>always be 2 steps ahead of the normgroids>rape entire server through sheer testosterone>Demo>always be 2 steps ahead of the normgroids>rape entire server through sheer melanin>Sniper >always be 2 steps ahead of the normgroids>rape entire server through sheer skill
*overheals everyone in the thread*
>>502481586posts made by a man fighting for his 2:1 KD
>>502481693>posts>replied to one post???
>>502481856stay confused young brother
>tfw i crush shit with heavy but he's bland so i dont play himhow do i spice up the relationship
Floor Clicker Soldier vs a TomishitterWhich one is more retarded
>>502482161probably the pyro t. pyro main
>>502482135using stock minigun full time always keeps things spicy for me
>>502482135>he's bland so i dont play himYou HAVE to take the Huopill
all classes take skill, simply different amount
>>502483253Really insightful shit here
tf2 has the highest skill floor of all of steam's top 20
> feeling locked in from the get go and switch to Bazaar>don't have it for some reason>dick goes soft againOh well...
ok which one of you is that
>>502483686This is me in a spiritual, cultural and mental sense but not physically me
>>502483686seen this guy on eu badwater, besides the name npc and c-tier player
>>502482161soldier
>>502483686seen this guy on NA badwaterhe stomped the entire lobby ez pz
>>502484118>>502483941trvkean eu player on NA is like a god walking amongst mortalseven a c-tier becomes the king of the server
>>502483686https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiVKnDkatY4didn't you hear the news
>>502484286LMAO i love how Zuckerberg is going in and out of that awkward smirking face as he's talking like he's trying to hold in his laughter
>>502484286wtf is this real
>>502484176This is true, i bossed this "virginia" server not long ago without pocketing anyone and just running around meleeing and crossbowing retards.I don't even main medic i just have superior awareness and melee skills to these lumbering fools. >phlogtard>ubersaw him >spy>ubersaw him>scout>crossbow the fucker>enemy medic sissy>flank and ubersaw himIt's actually sad how bad they were they couldnt cope with me This isn't bragging, its just my average experience - and i don't mean to complain either. Using every demographic under the US flag as a reusable fleshlight for my KD is quite satisfying after a tough match on a Frankfurt or Stockholm server.
>>502486218Why did you hide the ranks?
>>502486451Ummm my hud was broken??
My dustbowl server is straight tweakin2nd round and Blu team refuse to acknowledge the tunnel flank
>>502486218>shitty loadoutAll I need to knowGet better fashion sense
Meaningful soulful loadout
>>502487086>meaningfulwhat's the meaning behind this loadout?
>>502487340EgyptPyramidAlienIlluminati
>>502487529I was about to say if this is one of thise "le illuminati cumfirmed" loadouts but i thought it was too obvious of an answerguess i was right...shit
Read the filename you retarded jungle monkey nigger ape
Just heard about the matchmaking fixesI suspect this was Jill's doing since he recently posted on r/tf2 about how it's not supposed to happen just days before the fix went livehttps://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/1gpz1ce/comment/lwumt1l/>Ok_intention4149I kneel
>>502487808he should revert his cancerous changes
>>502487793I did read it, i just never thought someone would make this shitty ass retarded thing in 2024, this memeshit should've stayed in 2010s, calling it a soulful loadout is like calling a pile of shit quality food
Boo hoo nigga
lil bwo is NOT black
>>502487808>Work on MYM, THE worst update in TF2's history, which still causes issues to this day>Never revert back to quickplay despite the outcry>Double down on the shitty system with JI and Blue Moon>Current year>Still trying to fix the shitty systemJust one more year bro and matchmaking will be the upgrade to quickplay it was always meant to be!!!
anons, share most cancerous loadouts you've ever made or encountered
>red profile pictures on blu side
>>502488918>Blah blah blah SCHIZOBABBLE NONSENSEBack to work, Joshua.
>>502487808https://www.reddit.com/user/vJill>nigga has become active again
Today i learned that Megaton is quite a fun little map>>502489118
Megaton is a shining example of nu-TF2>koth map thats actually good>no low skybox>no invisible walls above fences and roofs>sunny beautiful setting - literal paradise
>>502484335kek
>>502490002>Everything is rendered at once so it runs like shit even after the 64 bit port and patch notes
frostwatch first stage is the best control point map we have gotten since 2014
>>502490285Runs fine for me and alot of Halloween slop doesnt run well for me
>>502487808Why the FUCK would Eric let this brony faggot near the game again after what he did
>>502490285what kind of shitbox are you running megaton runs smooth for me
The lowest average ping i've ever seen on a team before
>>502490002>Ninjala charactersI forget that shit exists
>>502487808Valve lost a lot of talent from 2016 to 2024 but somehow this wart is still there. Sad.
>>502491464You know nothing
>>502483941sounds like our resident shitposter
>>502486218your k/d is 1:1 lol
>>502492039>>502492210Malding hard hereNot a good look
>>502489412kek
>>502489412that's not a loadout
>>502490829they probably live in the same city or nearbywhenever im getting into a match in my country, i get 15-20 ping
>>502490829The 5 pingers are spoofing, that's as low as it'll go
Your mother helped me get a load out, does that count?
>>502492358bro has 26:24 k/d, bro thought he did something
>>502492358didnt ask for your life story lil bwo
>>502488526>>502492752dis nigga broke his R key (R for rage) (lol)
>>502492358cope and move on
>>502492606kek
This map is a shitshow but this... this makes it all worthwhile
stem frens
>>502493568someone post the "I LOVE SEEING TF2'S UNIVERSE GROW AND HAVE MORE CHARACTERS"
NGL that was cold
>>502492039Rather be a shitposter than some bitter mindbroken drama queen who comes into the thread to cry and shit everywhere
>>502482135Brass BeastDalokohs BarGRUYou play as a more mobile living sentry. Use the chocolate and GRU to get into position and put a huge dent in the enemy team as they try to push. You'll probably die in the process, but not before signifigantly slowing their push.On asymmetrical maps or points with vertical elements such as the first three of Frontier, you could try using the Huo Long Heater on RED. It really helps to have a Medic at least willing to healbuff you, but you can jump down into BLU's midst through those choke points and really take advantage of high ground. You'll probably die, but it's a fun and slightly different way to play Heavy.
>>502495531Most retarded assembly of words (+pic) strung together that i ever read here
I ALWAYS pop off on Suijin as sniperImpossible not to.
>>502495531omg why isnt anime real
>>502496759>>502495531ummm >>>/v/
i meant the one that says /a/ or whatever
Merle Dandrige should have voiced Miss Pauling.
>>502497576Isnt that a mans name
>>502495301that's literally exactly who and what the shitposter is
wahh wahh
see
>>502493568what map is that?
>>502495531>feet shitcringe>big ass upskirtbasedI rate this image binge/10
>>502480684Spy?
>>502498618Overgrown
>>502498520>wahh wahhh wahhhhh
>>502488172>glownigger tries to make illuminati egyptian shit sound fake and cringelol nice try
i am depressed
>>502500551how can I feex?
>>502487808is this the faggot who casually "uwu" 'ed in game's notifications?
>>502500439its just cringecase pretending 2016 wasnt epic
>>502500924yes, joshie hasnt done such thing despite being around for a while and jill just returned a few days ago it seems
>>502500752what if I ask
>>502504980noooooo
spindel... a tf2 GOD
>>502487808Has anyone posted this photo on Reddit to 'celebrate' him or some other thinly veiled thing?
us servers are crazy. so much furries
Fuck Miss Pauling. Get head from Miss Pauling. Highlight Miss Pauling posters. Fuck Miss Pauling on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Snap off Miss Paulings bra. Follow Miss Pauling threads. ERP with Miss Pauling posters. Cum inside Miss Pauling. Hang Miss Pauling in shibari bondage. Have Miss Pauling make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into Miss Pauling. Fry Miss Paulings brains with sex. Toss Miss Paulings salad. Urinate into Miss Paulings mouth (she's into it). Judo throw Miss Pauling onto a bed. Blackmail Miss Pauling into sex with their dox. Twist Miss Paulings nipples. Report your love for Miss Pauling to Valve. Always uber Miss Pauling. Split Miss Paulings legs in half. Sexually heal Miss Pauling. Give Miss Pauling surprise buttsex. Critically hit Miss Pauling in the womb. Impregnate Miss Pauling. Get trapped into sex by demon Miss Pauling from the underworld. Dump sperm into Miss Paulings cum dumpster. Submerge Miss Pauling into a vat of cum. Eat Miss Paulings pussy. Dissect Miss Paulings clothes off. Dominate Miss Pauling after defeating a bread monster. Slap Miss Paulings face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give Miss Pauling prom dates. Make Miss Pauling suck'em. Cream inside Miss Paulings' holes. Lobotomize Miss Pauling into a sex slave. Mandatory slut training for Miss Pauling. Give Miss Pauling your love paste. Drown Miss Pauling in mad milk. Whip Miss Paulings ass with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with Miss Pauling. Invite Miss Pauling to your mvm lobby. Feed Miss Pauling your semen. Give Miss Pauling your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck Miss Pauling like an alligator. Slice Miss Paulings clothes off with the half-zatoichi. Clone Miss Pauling to have 2 of your favourite fuck buddy. Listen to Miss Paulings farts through the ConTracker. Take a golden shower with Miss Pauling. Lick every sweaty surface on Miss Pauling. Tongue punch Miss Paulings fart box. Ignore "this but xyz" posters because Miss Pauling is superior.
>>502511275EU has been based lately Few furries/freaks to report
>>502512050honestly the guy who said he preferred us atmosphere was sort of righthave to be in the mood for it but if you are its 10x better than the black hole personalities you find in eu
just disable voice and text chat and blast music idk why people are caring about who's saying what just frag god damn it
>>502511986this but fempyro
I love Eric Smith!
hale's own kunai owners when you don't run directly at them
what is blud babbling about
>launch TF2 for the first time in a month>play the most enjoyable match in a long time>this is awesome, i want more!>all next games go horribly wrong>>i should just uninstall Team Fortress 2The circle goes on
>>502515171kunaitards can't aim
>>502515203its the matchmaking throwing you a bone
>>502515026that bird is hard as fuck. archimedes?
Replaying Half-Life 2 right now. I'm pretty sure Sniper's voice actor did a few of the human rebels.
yep, he did
>>502518778john patrick lowrie did a few yeahcombine announcer is glados & also the administrator who is his wife
The innocent summer of 2016... 8 years ago
>>502518778He was Odessa
got a tour of duty ticket from a secret saxtonhow do i do the thing where you play the mission but dont use the ticket?i wanna get some practice b4 i buy 3 more tix
>>502520865
>>502520865you do mvm boot camp instead of mvm mann up mode
>>502520865If you want to play mvm, just go on unlimited money servers and fuck around thereIf you want gamble for aussies, just buy them
>>502520865>how do i do the thing where you play the mission but dont use the ticket?boot campmann up is the one that uses the tickets
>>502515276From yesterday
any tips for hitting pipes on scouts?
Practice. If they jump, wait for them to double jump so they'll move predictably. If they're smart they won't do that, in which case you're probably fucked desu.
shallow god accept my friend request
i be the kind of mfer that gets a friend request from celebrities like swallow gock not the other way round
>>502529742I just got a friend request from this guy AMA
>>502530467proof?
Asked my girlfriend if she thinks pyro is female or male, and she said it's a dude.Bros?
>>502531551I didn't know your hand can talk, that's pretty cool
>>502531874it cant!! she's my property, and can talk though.Why are you upset though!!
Asked my girlfriend which merc is literally me and she said sniper or soldier.Bros?
>>502530945check my profile
>>502531959>it cant!!>Why are you upset though!!bro you're clearly the one upset, calm down and enjoy your hand
>>502532106still not explaining why ur so mad my gf said the pyro isnt a girl... i thought it was funny... do you not think its funny that the pyro is not a girl or something?!
Why is the thread one guy baiting over and over and over again talking to himself?
>>502532362stop talking to yourself
>>502532237no I don't give a shit about the pyro thing you're blabbering about, you don't have a gfthat's why you're here blabbering on a vietnamese basket weaving forum that your "gf" said something and getting mad when people say you don't have a gf
favourite TFtuber?
>>502532434whole lotta cope for pyro isnt a female bro, my gf kinda owned you this hard huh? fucking love her.
>>502532524zesty jesus and kristianma
why lil bwo obsessed w/ his hand
>>502532830uh, you'd know
>>502531551She doesn't even play TF2, who cares
>>502532524zestygabber (at least until he made a video glazing old weapon balance, or i should say lack of balance)
>>502532524Zesty, Gabber, BigB, Yup Kup
>>502533009she does :3>>502532865his poor hand knows to well.....
>>502532524unclechad
>>502532524Vorobey, his cheater police videos specifically.
demofloyd there's no fent in that bottle
>>502538109fempyro gets to fuck this...
>>502538593quit gooning bro
>there wasn't any fent in the bottle after all
>>502532524I don't watch any of 'em. Hell, I hardly watch any video game content. Too busy watching RLM on repeat
Why did he do it?
>stops streaming>falls off the face of the earth
Instead of fempyro I would rather goon to Scout (male)
>>502542662based
>>502542620we know what happened to him, he became a game designer at bungie>>502542662well that's because you're gay
>>502542662Specifically this one
>>502542662this but fempyro (blu)
>>502543038This but Scout (european)
>>502500439>bro's mind is still in 2014it's been almost 11 years, move on
>>502543038
>>502543631:o
>>502543616No the Illuminati is real
>>502542662I'd rather goon to Sniper (male)
how about instead of gooning u become desirable and have sex with someone who loves you guys :p
>>502543983are you volunteering
>TF2 update drops>pyro is revealed to be transyour response?
>>502544051god no, be less desperate too
>>502544183bro can't take a joke...
>>502543983>become desirable and act like a whore to get sex because anon on 4chan said soheck no
>>502543983>>502544183gooning to these posts imagining a cute transgirl with green hair and toxic attitude saying this to me
>>502544174i continue fragging in the greatest video game ever made because i'm not a baby
>>502543983I love my future wife
>>502544758i love you too
>>502544290castratos... los raped....
>>502518778>>502518994he was all of the male ones dimwit. only a couple had different actors
>>502544290The guy who typed the first post was also doing that.
>>502546841B-Based, playing with yourself is epic...
>>502546180so he was all of them except for a few. what an unhelpful input
>>502546180>he was all of them, idiot>except for the ones he wasn't, idiot?
WHO STOPPED PUSHING ZE THREAD
it's so shit everyone left
>>502557818you could say that about last 3 threads
I didn't leave. I just caught up on some more sleep
>>502557463it was ME
start doing this
>>502559794captcha: ywnps (you will never plant stickies)
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Defecate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in quicksand. Dump pyros into the grinder on mannhattan. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyro mains. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Kick a monkey pyro from your mvm lobby. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
least favourite TFtuber?
>>502573154your favourite tftuber
ITT: taunts no one use
>>502574998I've seen people use that one. I've never seen some one use this one tho.
>>502575485it's the tf2g list
>>502573154Easily zenith. No originality, just complete slop. What's even worse is how he got his popularity from forming a discord clique around other TF2bers. I'm not sure if he quit making videos but I hope so.
>>502573154They are all bad.>b-butYep, that one too.
I only have default tauntsI just want to be able to laugh at people
>>502573154Funny, was going to say >>502577494 tooI kind of love him like you love a shitty son & I prefer him to his big brother elmaxo because his bad, popularity-obsessed-zoomer side comes out more oftenHis "30 days of soldier" video starts off with the premise of him already having like 20k kills on his aussie rocket launcher but wanting to get actually good, then he just never learns to rocket jump and gets his friends to kritz pocket him on casualCut to like a week ago where he uploaded a parody video on his alt of him (not as part of the parody) struggling to beat jump_beefPissed he took the Dustbowler tier list offline too, that video was my favourite background noise
how it feels to be autobalancedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkSUnEiSVYM
Should I put this on an objector?
i enjoy blessedviva's side asmr channel
pootis
>>502580258no thats offensive
>>502578939elmaxo actually had original ideas, I would say that he's a league above zenith. The only problem is that one video he faked.
>(Voice) Scout: I rescued this fempyro from a disgusting Engineer! He was raping this poor fempyro when she couldn’t even consent!>(Voice) Fempyro: Mmmph hudda hudda hudda mmph! Mm hudda mmpf mmph! (Don’t assume that I didn’t consent, you can’t understand my words anyway. My partner knows me though, and understands my body language. Just leave us alone! We were happy! I miss my love, I want to go back to the base!)>(Voice) Scout: See? She’s even crying! Fempyro must be traumatized badly, you know, from all that rape and stuff?
so is stats only ticking up when you die the only actual bug related to them?
spiritually are you RED or BLU?
red , defender till i die *throws up gang signs*
>>502580258My feelings would be hurt :(
>>502581227This is why I goon to fempyro, instead of having a real relationship
>>502581086but el***so copied his biggest success from goonith
>>502586416did zenith make a bing onions video too?
>>502586550bingsoy disqualified for being a scam100 days spy is a copy of 30 days soldier except somehow even worse
>>502543902Understandable
>>502580258No thats mean :(
>>502580258clearly already works, so yes
>>502581086i never watched that elmaxo guy. what did he fake?
>>502589090he made a video where his friend pretended to be some autist that spoke in sign language and followed him around in-game
>>502589090elmaxo made a video about a player named "Bing Söy" which was clearly staged. Even cursory investigation would be able to tell you that.
>>502589579>>502589695did he admit to faking it?did he come out and say "yeah I faked it to try to make a funny video"Or is it more like he pretends it's real but everyone can tell it's fake?
>>502589798the latter
I only have conga and schadenfreude but I schadenfreude whenever possible because I find it preposterous that people own a schadenfreude but don't use it the way it was intended because it's impolite
>>5025897983rd option where there's actually no evidence that it's fake/staged
i thought bing onions was real but he was playing into his persona
>>502590884>not playing demoman and laughing after every kill
>>502580283I wouldn't dare do such a foolish thing
*thskk* Bwuffed.
*takes 1 damage**starts bleeding fro 30 seconds*
>>502594294bring back this pyro
we need more music taunts>that one all mercs music tauntits not the same...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_lwkKtv1-Anew slopnic just dropped
>>502596552taunt?
>>502597127https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fGFlxxuf78
holy FUCK REMOVE THE ROCKET JUMPER
>>502597992seems more like an emote to me
>>502598482remove the mantreads*
>>502598836faggot
If I could time travel I would go back to the day they removed the damage vunerability stat on the rocketj jumper and make them keep it in
>>502544290I should transition
borneo is my favorite payload map
>>502567456this but soldier
>>502567456Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>502604269this but femsoldier
>>502602528It's so generic. It feels like somebody smashed Goldrush and Barnblitz into an AI, and that was the result. It's shit. The best PL map is Badwater, Odyssey, or Embargo.
>>502607147
>>502607147what?
>>502607534>>502610170he's baiting
>Pyro chases you all the way back to spawn >He runs past all your teammates to get you>None of your teammates notice him>Despite him running in a straight line all your shots magically missWhy does it keep happening?
>>502607147excellent bait lmao. the best PL map is by far thundermountain, and the most underrated is enclosure.
/tf2g/ if she real
>kid crying on 2fort match that his inventory is worth more than everyone's life> 1 VAC ban on record | Info: 1 game ban on record | Info: 1732 day(s) since last ban>he's also polish and has a generic portal 2 steam profile pictureslav nigglets are truly retarded
i've got a golden pan kurwaaaaaa
>>502613575.....is that a guy.....
>>502615109Of course it is
>>502615109
>>502615109no that's a konata
Can someone verify?
>>502596882>"uh... it would actually be pretty bad if spy could like, backstab while invisible" for 6 minutesno shit retard, did you come up with this on your ownis this nigga bored or some shit? why can't he just sign up for an actual source engine project or something
>>502616664>Can someone -mmphh mmph please TF2 GigaChads, take your penis out my mouth!
>>502616664>blah blah words im mad because hidden stuff is le hiddennigga there's a reason its not in plain sight, keep malding about it
>>502616748a minor problem i have with that guy is his vocabulary, he'll call anything outclassed or irrelevant "useless" or "pointless" which is a bad habit I've been seeing with a lot of people lately
>>502616748He literally has to make a slop video every month to keep the youtube algorithm alive for his benefits, his content is absolute mid at best
>shitposter is a gay trannyimagine my shock
emporiumcord since you're here ask eric smith to add a mat_phong 0 fix to australiums
>>502616664can't be bothered to check, but would it really surprise you?
>>502616824>mmphh mmphme when i'm pyro
>>502617245THIS! mat_phong 1 is gay and unsoulful
>>502617041faggot
>>502617923...on opposite day!
>>502616664yeah the flag is there newfag this is old news
>>502616970I added an Israeli flag to my map the other day alongside some general fixes. Will email Eric in a few days or so, expect an update to the map within the next month. It's very well hidden!
>>502619986good for you
>>502620290responded to bait award
>>502620601responded to baiter award
>>502620601It's not bait by the way. It's actually going to be added very soon :)
Imagine the shitstorm it will cause if it's actually true. VALVe will start keeping its workshop slaves on a leash.
>>502616664Slime (also by Diva Dan) has a pride flag scribbled on a wall not even hidden
>>502621479is that the one with the horribly deformed freaksand also the fish people
>>502619986Likely added more funding to the game, good job
valve was really brave adding a tutorial mission for spy where you sap the iron dome
>>502622349Yes
>>502621479>https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/SlimeYou mean this? Diva Dan is not listed as one of it's creators.
>>502622880My bad I mixed it up with Murky, that's the one with the gay little heart
>>502610532No, I wasn't.
>>502619986 (Me)Full texture, in-case you thought I wasn't serious.
No one believes you.*humming*
>>502625804i kneel
>>502625804I like that you bothered making it TF2 art style-y
>>502625804stonetoss rope comic with the nazi pulling the rope on the jew's side and going huh?
>>502626051Since it's going to be outside of the playable space and barely visible, maybe it was unnecessary. But thanks anon.
I just dug out this file from 4 months agowhat the fuck was I cooking on july 21st?
>>502625956Happy hunting :)
Why would I bother hunting? If your map isn't from like 2014 or previous, I'm not gonna play it
>>502626757:)))))
see >>502625956
>>502626983Want a cookie?
award for least mad emoticon poster goes to:
>>502625804This is how you prevent your game from being targeted by the (ADL), I kneel.
>>502626006>>502628805
>>502625804oy vey
>TF2, but every time you die you get auto-balanced to the opposite team (rule applies to every player in the lobby)What would this be like?
>>502629618chinese guy do this
Is Spaceguy Online one of the worst TF2tubers? He was so unbearable he got silently kicked from Chucklenuts (or whatever that TF2 eceleb group was called).https://youtu.be/C7WdbNxPApc?t=3164>nonbinary pals
>>502630823damn I thought he was a chud
holy FUCK what is up with US heavies and just destroying servers?
>>502631771euros cannot handle big fat meat being slung around
>>502632158actually I handle it very well~
>>502632158i mean US heavies destroying US servers
>>502631771I trained on Virginia servers with Brass Beast across every map without using GRU. It is the ultimate training weight any Heavy can endure.Once I returned to my shitty commiefornia LA servers, I was already too powerful for any of those servers to handle. I would expect East Coasters could get a similar result if they went into the western servers.
>>502625804https://youtu.be/jxRqn1O1l6gkino
>>502632360>not gay just european>>502632445sure sure
some dummy kms'ed or fakes it in scrap's raffles. The worst part is that his raffle had keys and was cancelled by troonjannies
will zesty's video Hashtag Save TF2?
I love flanking all over Gold Rush :)
>>502637536hes never releasing it. every month he announces another month delay. the best part is the video is just going to be two hours of gameplay clips stitched together with talking so it should not take nearly as long as it has been
>>502589695I said BingSoy was just Elmaxo helping out Sketchek setting up a new TF2ber personanow >>502636881 this guy dies and is casually called "Onions Bing"coincidence? I think not
>>502639842doubtful. see how it feels to play medic for what an actual never-release looks like. zesty is a generally productive person and has been communicative, unlike lazypurple who has basically slunk into silence over a multi-year period
friend of mine told me bots are back in Harvest
no webm=didn't happen
i've been hearing reports of bots on harvest for a while. if true, not a coincidence that they would reappear there; harvest is evil to its core
how do i stop getting baited into grudge matches ingame
>>502642648Who baits you
>>502642648therapy would be a good start
>play on a weapon reversion server>two topscoring spies on the enemy team>if you do not constantly spin in circles you die every 10 seconds to one of the spies>they never die and always get out with dr>even if you catch them being unable to circlestrafe stab you they snipe you with the ambyoh right now I remember why everyone hated this shit
never underestimate modern amby spies if they're still using it they're probably crazy enough to consistently headshot you with it
>>502617157>HE SHITPOSTED BECAUSE... HE POSTED A DRAWING
>>502642648just stop accepting duel requests
I erotically roleplayed with Sing Boy on skial deathrun once
>>502644157amby is the same in close quarters you're just bad>>502644416go back to bed tranny ur bbc bull is waiting
>>502644563this actually happened btw i'm this anon's boyfriend and they let me watch
>>502644576>>502644672/tf2g/ casually activating my gooner buzzwords
>>502644839all you gooner
>>502633352sovl
>>502633352not funny at all
>>502622518>>502621432Next DX game should be set in Israel
New 2fort tw3rkers kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AlcXQUc2j4
Who?
Zesty's son
>>502645856i didnt watch it all but what exactly is this
>>502646008I haven't finished it yet but it looks like autism and an attempt at a Q&A
>>502645856go back to twerkercord
>>502646835but anon /tf2g/ is literally the twerkercord
i remember the twerkcord schism
>>502646998even doe there's an actual twerkercord
>>502647069I joined it like 5 months ago, saw some faggot posted my epic original /tf2g/ meme without my permission and instantly left in a fit of impotent sissy chudcel rage
>>502645893filename
Was this the most hilariously stupid thing ever added to TF2?>'oh mah gad it's gonna be like call a duty level 10 prestige man'>literally nobody has ever talked or cared about this in any match ever; nobody would even blink if it was permanently removed
>>502648083Yeah literally nobody gives a shit about those medals besides hard grinders, only things I think people use is mvm tour counts for something of “value” vs a fuckin medal
>seethed about MYM for 8 years award
>>502648083I care about both my badge and others'. Seen badges be mentioned and mentioned them myself too.
>WHY DID THEY ADD STUFF TO THE GAME THIS IS THE WORST UPDATE EVER!!!8 years later>pls big update game daddy valve ))
is a tranny brony award
coal b8 award
shitoko_pyro_fan above me
I don't think a big update would end well. It'd just be a tri-yearly update but more pervasive and with more potential to harm my experience
Valve could revert the Sandman and half of you would still complain
>>502649204I want the old atomizer back.
let me get some dirt on the emporium
tf2?
>*buys the orange box for 2 dollars*Am I an oldfag now, /tf2g/?
>>502648632i like bronies over the new generation of cringe lords
>>502649767https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/fa/Demoman_no01.wav
>>502649767https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/4/41/Engineer_yes02.wav
>>502649767>Am I an oldfag now, /tf2g/?Yes>>502649423>t-theyre trans pedos!!>Yes.
>be on payload>it's overtime>really good enemy team>4 people on cart>2 others and myself go to take out the sentry nests and defense>we manage to wipe their team completely aside from some scout harassing our spawn and maybe a spy doing nothing>literally no defense>no one stopping the cart from moving>no danger>nobody to shoot since they're all respawning>last guy on cart decided to stop pushing it when it was 2 feet from the end and run up to the enemy spawn>overtime timer runs out before anyone can touch the cart again>we losewhy are subhumans allowed to have access to the internet
>>502649767
>>502649763You are a pedophile.>school outfit>no ass, yet still masturbate over it>creepy filename referring to above
yeah i dont like 99% of anime or 99% of people who watch it because they post pedophilic images like that nigger posting anime pedo shit. i hate faggots, furries, trannies, bronies, and they all infest my beloved Team Fortress 2. Free-to-play was a mistake.
>>502650549good post
>>502650549great post
>>502650549best post
>>502649767Can I get the proof of purchase again if I crafted it in the past like a retard?
>>502648083many compoids care deeply and will go out of their way to ensure their rank never increases despite playing casual daily
>>502650227Because it makes you suffer
>>502650320project much pedo
keyboard warriors amirite
>>502650990no>>502651000but that's not possible
>>502650549
>>502651000Nice trips
>>502650858Is that heavy as derek chauvin?Is that demoman as george floyd?
>>502652720no
>>502652783Ok so its just a random racist imageWow
>>502652985i'm sorry
>>502652985where's the racism
#SaveTF2
#FixTF2
idea: taunt where you do the nana nana boo boo on red and you do the neener neener on blue
thoughts on this loadout
>>502654884He looks like he'd give me a loan with an exorbitant interest rate
>>502616970>there's a reason its not in plain sightso no one sees it? why even add it then?there's literally no reason to retroactively insert something like that into the game besides to get a "1 up on the chuds," we had this same discussion with the desk engineer flags. it simply doesn't benefit lgbt to do this. it's only done out of spite. eric is completely in the right to put a stop workshoppers from intentionally causing drama, and if he's got any guts he's gonna tell them to fuck off with it
add orangej ustice to team fort
>>502654884i think nobody will see it unless you go gunspy (worse scout)
Speaking of, do you think spycicle + DR is good for gun spy? I of course use my strange ambassador too
>>502655470looks good, i'd apply a black paint to the glasses to make it unique
give heavy a chug jug secondary
>>502655550i'd use spycicle + invis watchbeing able to cloak and uncloak wherever you want is really good for getting cheeky gun kills
>>502655550yeah that's the loadout>whatever gun>spycicle>deadringer>>502655752that's just regular spy
>>502656930dead ringer is crappy for gunspy though, when are you gonna use it? when you're about to die? that's when you should be clutching out a kill. and where would you decloak? you'd be way more unsafe if you went back into combat so you'd be accomplishing nothing for a while
>>502650320thank you for your bravery.
>>502657486>dead ringer is crappy for gunspy thoughliterally how, it gives you more hp>when are you gonna use it?when you start losing a gunfight so you can run back to the safety of your team or for a medkit. suicide bombing with a gun as spy is retarded
>>502657486>when are you gonna use it? when you're about to die?That generally is how the Dead Ringer works, yes.>that's when you should be clutching out a kill.That's antithetical to the whole point of gun-spy. You go for picks with the Knife because the kill is practically guaranteed, and it doesn't matter if you die afterwards. You go for picks with the gun when you've been discovered because the Knife ceases to be a good option once you've been discovered.The Inviswatch is for infiltrating, the Dead Ringer is for exfiltrating. Since you're going to be loud and shooting people as gun-spy, the Dead Ringer is the better choice, as most of your uptime is going to be spent shooting people and not being sneaky.>where would you decloak?Out of earshot and out of sight, just like the regular Inviswatch.>you'd be way more unsafe if you went back into combatSo would you if you went into direct combat with the standard watch, since it doesn't negate enough damage to stop you from dying or give you a speed boost to get out.There's a fundamental difference between playing gun-spy and playing spy who sometimes uses his gun.
>>502660110Incel copeMs Pauling will always be a lesbian
>>502661526aryan fact
>>502661526what did blud mean by this
>>502655653this but unironically being able to eat while moving has a lot of potential
>>502661832Ms Pauling is a lesbian. The comic says so. Sorry scoutcels :P
>>502661992that has nothing to do with the post you were replying toare you ok
>>502662032you are absolutely beside yourself, you have fallen headfirst into my chasm of tricks. All I did was state the fact that Ms Pauling is a lesbian. I don’t know why you are responding with hostility when confronted with the undeniable truth.
Why doesn’t Spy just disguise as Olivia Mann and take over Mann Co?
>>502662374he's dead, remember?
>spend the past 2 months playing nothing but competitive 6s roamer>2 hours a day 4 days a week>come back to casual and instantly start going 19-0 kd every single gamewhat happened. I wasn't this good when I startedtf2 is just so fucking boring to me now. It feels solvedI just looked at the past 3 hours of gameplay and do you wanna know what the most interesting thing about it was? when I sat on a high place and shot rockets downwards. That was it. That was the entire last 3 hours
>>502663418start playing with the beggars and the market gardener and become one of those unhinged 15k hours soldier mains who fly around the map at mach 20 just to spoon people on the dome
>>502663023Spy isn't dead and neither is Olivia
>>502663418>optimize the fun out of the game>the game is no longer funWhat a surprise.
>uber is accumulating>latch to a demo, tell him the uber is almost ready>he sticky jumps into a sentry nest that's too far for my beam and dies before I can hit 100%
>>502663418Temporary.
>>502663968Hi Zesty
white chocolate
>>502663418>optimize your play to the point where you start parroting comp slang like 'solved game'>don't get enjoyment from thing anymoreyou did it to yourself dumbass. games are supposed to be fun, not an esport
>>502664894>>502664361
>>502664894>comp slang like 'solved game'next you'll say I shouldn't use the term "bombing" because zesty said mym ruined the game>games are supposed to be fun, not an esportimplying you have to stop having fun after you start playing with friends every day
apparently Bonk Nickelton was doxxed and his face was posted in the Emporium. Can we get that face picture, please?
>>502666049>>502645893
>>502665813you clearly arent haven't fun anymore
>>502667128The season is over
>>502667259>>502663968
Any good huds that doesn't cover half of the screen while playing?>use defaultI've been using it for 5 years and i suddenly got bored of it around a month ago, been trying to find something to replace for that time, any recommendations?also what's up with 4chan today, i couldn't post anything here for at least 2 hours because it said connection error or it couldn't even load captcha
>>502663418So you got into a lobby full of retards twice and think you're a god? LMAO... sad little faggot. If you met me in a pub i would fucking bury you.
>>502663418>treat game as a part time job>suddenly get bored and just optimizePrescription: 2 weeks break and when you come back equip fun weapons like rocket jumper + market garden or huntsman
kunai spies when they smell a fresh install
>>502671765there's no terrain deformation this isn't minecraft
play something other than clutch soldier
>>502673421DON'T GIVE HIM HIS JACKETDON'T GIVE HIM HIS JACKET
>>502675818Why does spy have the most swag drip out of all mercs, I think medic might be 2nd merc (for me) when it comes to dripping out, fuck you gaben and your love for spy...
>>502676443He wears a suit.
>>5026333522fort twerkers wish he would be this good
>>502676495A $10,000 custom-tailored Louis Crabbemarché jacket
>>502663418>He needs to grind Competitive to go godlike in Casual
This game would be so much better if it was designed to let me play it instead of sitting in a queue because they wanted it to be competitive.
ok ok we get it zesty just FINISH YOUR FUCKING VIDEO I WANT SOMETHING TO WATCH WHILST I EAT
>>502677961>Z*sty's videos are actual slop
i just like zesty man. refreshing as fuck to see a Christian, tall as fuck 6 foot 7 WHITE man play the game, and APPRECIATE IT FOR WHAT IT IS, NOT TRY AND TURN IT INTO TRANSFURRY FORTRESS 2.
>>502677914Stop queueing for maps that nobody likes to play.
>>502678107>Z*sty>Appreciates the game
fuck you tranny nigger i bet you dont appreciate the game
>furry degreaser pyro>obvious combo scripts, critbucket, perfect aim while he spergs out, the whole shitter shebang>bait him into chasing me back to the team so he gets tied up while i cap>he starts tryharding wants a dom so bad i can feel him seethe>kill him and his ragdoll cartwheels>he ragequits>his party does too>winhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygV7RorjBw8
>>502678317>fuck you tranny niggerDemolads...
never getting a (You) btw so fuck off and go back to injecting estrogen
Some real schizo hours but expected from a YouTubeslop watcher.
what several halloweens without spells does to a motha fucka
>>502678372>things that didn't happen
>>502678317>Guy who spams lolis is actually worse for the game than the demofloyd spammersno amount of sanitizing removes pedophiles playing your game... emporiumtroons are going to eventually lose
Freeze Tag bros...
Nasneedbros... we wuz da kangz of Upward.
both demofloyd spam niggers and loli niggers neck yourselves
>>502672823Playing stock is a billion times more fun than those reddit weapons however
>>502686243especialyl fempyro and anime spam
did someone say le fempyro?
>>502686878Any sniper primary unlock is way more fun than the stock rifle.
>>502687559No. Huntsman is just autistic.
>>502687559Sniper is not TF2
>>502687769proof?
>>502687891Please, I'm already jerking off to another fat chick
> play game> someone in chat sarcastically complain about random crits being le "fair and balance">againTf2 is more than a decade old. Complaining about every random crit you get is just autism at this point.
>>502688775>kill someone with a random crit>instantly taunt even if in dangerits just muscle memory
>>502482135play heavy with a shotgun instead of a lunchbox itemand no, do NOT play him as a fat scout.Shotgun is unironically the weapon you should have out half of the time when your not mowing down cucks with your primary as it lets you respond to mobile threats like scouts or soldiers who catch you off guard without having to take 5 hours to rev up
>>502482135Brass Beast + Shotgun. But it's only fun on Payload Attack, pretty much.
>>502691379You should mainly be using your shotgun. The minigun is only better for spychecking and ambushing. As long as you have a shotgun out, you can swap to your Fists of Steel which makes you near-unkillable.
[Estrogen Beaming the thread back to Page 1]
notice how the estrogen beam is killing the thread...... ironic...
but women live longer than men
>>502617245Use r_rimlight 0
that explains why transwomen aren't real women
>>502705672:(
the fuck are they doing
>>502674114underrated
>>502687559>Shitman's heatmaker>Classicno. and don't say that "hitman's heatmaker is so good in mvm" nonsense we aren't talking about mvm
>>502707523that faggot joshie thinking he's so heckin quirky or whateverthe biggest monkey paw in human history: there is an actual person other than Eric Smith who's working on TF2, but it is some west coast bitch-made tranny faggot who's most likely friends with the emporiumtroons too
Quickiebomb Launcher is a noob trap weapon. Learn to get good at the Grenade Launcher and real Stickybomb Launcher instead.
DUDE AIRBURSTING LMAO
>>502712743>lighthearted bug fix message appears in a shooting game>AAHHH WTTFFFF IT'S THE DISCORD TRANNIES TAKING OVER THE GAME MILLIONS MUST DIEIt must be interesting to be blessed with mental illness like this.
uwu
https://youtu.be/GAW6BczvufYsomething I would appreciate in taunt showcases is proof that these are timed to show up in killcams I have no idea if this would show up in a killcam after I killed someone
Dude lmao TF2 is a game that totally has had its integrity intact the entire time just trust me bro
>>502714114how many times has this exact argument been debookend it's like when baiters kept insisting valve would shut down the servers
>>502713954I would love this to be in the game to remind tomishitters who’s really in charge when i shred them with any other heavy primary
502713270go back you faggot
>>502713934OwO
The servers just went down ...so that just happened! We're waiting for the maintanance man to give the servers a pep talk and some coffee... he's right behind me isn't he? Wait... did I just type all of this out loud... well this is awkward! UwUPress [K] to CLOSE
>>502713270i know right. it means the game is in good hands, just like when mym was called "neato" in a lighthearted way :)
>>502712878The Quickiebomb Launcher is much more satisfying to land crits with compared to the normal Stickybomb launcher, especially at long range. It is absolutely weaker, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't use it. I also think it can greatly benefit from Kritz in a way stock can't, allowing you to snipe multiple targets at a distance rather than fire maybe just one or two at long range with stock before the charge runs out.
do the quirky system messages point to something interesting or is it another nothingburger
>>502715838it's just cancer. whoever is on the tf2 team realized that a lot of people in this "community" of literal children is so starved for content that they'll get excited and praise them for something as meaningless as a le quirky message.i would like to remind whatever dev is reading this that adding a new weapon to the game is as simple as getting a workshop model of a gun, opening items_game.txt, adding a new entry, testing make sure it functions and then shipping it with the next case. but NOPE, closest thing to a new weapon we get in 7 years is the gas passer neon annihiliator thing which should have been a part of the gas passer when it released 7 years ago anyway. LAZY CUNTS
>>502715838Do you see what I mean now
https://x.com/misyltoadjoshie is fixing the game and this is the motherfucking thanks you give xim
>>502717502>xe didn't take credit for stopping the bots, presumably because xe didn't>xe hasn't added new weapons ot the game>xe hasn't implemented some of the numerous community fixes on the workshop for things like >>502617245what is xe good for, seriously. i don't know what 64bit was meant to bring to the game besides helping a little more 3rd worlders run it
>>502717502he's bringing back quickplay? or is he at least improving the valve server settings?
>>502717502>checks his twitter>spamming seal shitOh come on does this guy know what being inconspicuous means?
>>502717502Are Steam decks worthwhile? Obviously not for online games but for anything single player ranging from casual games to RPGs.
>>502719295no
>>502717502I kneel
>>502717502Would not be surprised if this faggot is the one being a schizoid in this thread, since apparently people not wanting LGBT barf in the game, even if hidden sets it off.
>>502719295It's fun to use, and great for emulating, but honestly for newer games or even games from 4-5 years ago it struggles.
>>502719295if you want like something to hook up to a TV and play games on the couch then yeah but probably a mini pc with better specs for around the price of a deck would be a better choice
>>502717502This guy is 100% not getting hired by valve once his contract is done
>>502720583what a cunt. why do we have to make the distinction of what views should be "socially acceptable" in a video game community or something? just stfu about it, i don't like people who set their name to MAGA either
>>502724310i'm more annoyed that he thinks you automatically are a nazi or some rightwingtoid when you just don't wanna see faggot shit plastered everywhere.
>>502720583Is it really that hard to enjoy things without making them about yourself, your political views or your sexuality? Why would any of these exist in a goofy hat simulator like TF2? ffs
>>502720583>not knowing the difference between who's and whoseokay stephanie
>>502625804Jew fortress real
>>502724310>>502724853>>502725767They're terminally online retards who have politics live rent free in their heads, who want to make it illegal to call them bad words on a federal level, hence why they all chimp out whenever they see a rightoidGreatest example is when Zesty was talking to that lettuce nigger; Zesty wanted to talk about how TF2 is not a platform for them to shove their ideologies into, to stop making slop and demanded an apology from him for calling him a nazi or something, lettuce instead kept trying to derail the converation into American politics and troons in womens' sports
>>502726782Joshie btfo in about 2-3 months
>>502717502this ""guy"" is with the emporium 100%
THE EMPORIUM SAVED MY LIFE
medic mains are retarded I was with one just a minute ago who did the following:>bait me with uber and not use it>let me die when he had uber and we're both in >a good defensive position>used uber for no reason>stood still and took chip damage/died in a sniper sightlineif you we trolling med then congrats i'm fooled if he wasn't, then that match was proof that the medic "mains" are actually the TF2 equivalent of a midwit who thinks he knows everything but he's a massive retard in reality
>>502728201>THE EMPORIUM SAVED MY LIFE
Saggier tits than gray mann's granndma
>>502720583>spend your life using dogwhistles to push leftwing politics everwhere>rightoids do it once (mostly sincere anyways) and you go crazy over
Bros I'm new and I've been having fun with demoman, but I've been having problems with spy. My aim is not good yet so I can't get him with the pipe launcher just yet, so I was thinking of trying out the ullapool caber for a quick kill. How much damage does it deal? Is it enough to one hit kill a spy?
>>502729640those aren't saggy they're just smallreal tits aren't perfect spheres that float in anti-gravity
>>502730410Dont bother but do bother because its still fun
>>502730410>How much damage does it deal? Is it enough to one hit kill a spy?it CAN deal enough damage to kill a full health spy, but it's not guaranteed. it has a weird damage variance that can make it between 120–128 iirccaber can be fun but i wouldn't call it reliable. you'll get better with pipe aim as you practice. if you're determined to go a melee route, stock bottle will kill a full health spy in 2 hits (1 if random crit). you could also consider the eyelander for extra reach or the skullcutter
>>502731534Ok thanks>>502731248I'll keep it in mind
It just works.
>>502596882>big thanks to:>bakugo for plugin advicehow come we don't have any representation in the game yet if /tf2g/s are so influential?
>>502732025mmm yeh it sure do
>European hours
Kong King is a racist map name and it should be changed.
>>502732497You're very mentally ill.
also did anything change in 4 years
>>502480684lol
>>502732945???
>>502732945they banned all of the bots, otherwise no
>>502732945You've had this image saved for over 4 years, and nobody knows why the hell you just posted it other than some schizo shit going on in your head.
>>502732552It should be changed to nigger nigger
>furry on serverTime to go quick fix medic, then refuse to heal them
>>502733023sounds great, what about cheaters? I might reinstall if those are gone too>>502733156>>502733000 (check them)I meant to ask if tf2g changed from being a schizo central, chill out anons
>>502733969arguably it's more of a schizo central now, we have a slav child spamming demo things, you might have noticed if you read the thread
>>502733969That screenshot WAS from the start of the plandemic after all
>>502733969>sounds great, what about cheaters? I might reinstall if those are gone toosome cheaters got banned, valve has jannies that do respond to reports now and there's a unique game ban for TF2 nowother cheaters are still at large but nearly as prominent>I meant to ask if tf2g changed from being a schizo central, chill out anonsno, if anything it's only gotten worse, there's a slav that showed up in the past couple months that shitposts here every day all because we didn't like his le funny demo image
>Scouts face when he sees what Miss Pauling is doing with Demoman's "caber" in Red spawn (he can't pass through because of the invisible barrier)
>>502734356uhh ackshually that IS a red scout THOUGH
what was that, sandvich? kiss them all? GOOD IDEA!
I GOT THE WINTERMANTEKL!!!!!
I miss dotsy
>>502734156>having schizo war with other schizoOh so it really is still schizo central. Why are all regulars like this. It's like its inevitable for them to become embroiled in this kindd of thing. Sorry it happened to you, hope you recover.
>>502734524I pray i never get this mind broken by something akin to demofloyd
>>502735270trvke
>>502734909it really is unfortunate how in every /vg/ thread a schizo can just awaken like a sleeper agent, the second people told him to stop spamming the demo image and started getting his posts deleted he started his autistic vendettanow he spends all day spamming it, pretending he's not a schizo and everyone doesn't hate him (524)
Every post within the last 300 posts has been beyond terrible.Be better /tf2g/, or I won't feed you sandvich
>2 posts in 10 seconds writing completely different things>uhh this is clearly a samefagschizo moment
>>502735502>demofloyd not posted in a while>still whining about ittruly broken
>>502734156>valve has jannies that do respond to reports nowunbelievable amount of effort considering its Valve, will definitely check out the state of the game then, thanks anons
>>502735680yep. its sad
>>502735651So this is the cope you came up with in 15 minutes afterwards?Very subtle and weak but im afraid youve already been found out, again.
>698>156i love how this faggot talks to himself and thanks himself, what even causes this shit?
>>502735334I mean't you too. You're both narcissists who need to get over yourselves.
>guy asks if schizos still infest this general>2 different anons point out the resident schizo >resident schizo immediately starts melting down and accusing everyone of veing a samefagthe absolute lack of self awareness
>find cozy TF2 server to play on>its american so my ping will always be ass and melee is nigh unusableyou win some you lose some
>>502736114Touched by a senior family member in his infancy.
>>502736192he just does that every time he's called out, his only comeback ever is "no you"
>>502736192Stop trying to clean up your mess, it was insanely obvious.
>>502736114>>502736114>what even causes this shit?Basically, once upon a time he thought someone he didnt like here was samefagging (and maybe they were, who knows), so he started doing it himself.He justifies doing it because he thinks everyone else is too.
>>502736661it's ironic how he accuses literally everyone of samefagging but samefags to every post he makes with some 1-3 word low effort post agreeing with himself from his phone
Nigga actually thinks hes not samefagging because he types mini-essays everytime he does it
>>502736848yeah, the fempyro schizo is odd... nothing really makes sense as to why you'd avatar fag as kumataro/asuka/fempyro conveniently at the same time to make it seem like multiple anons actually have discussions like this though. It's all inorganic and screams of lack of attention growing up... >>502736828What do you even gain from talking to yourself though, Even if you sway people into agreeing with you... why do you care so much anyways
>>502737145that was directed at you, dipshit schizo
>>502736848yeah, the fempyro schizo is odd...
Demoman is overpowered. If you have somebody that can play him with high potential it's just too strong. What are you supposed to do if you have an opponent that can hit every grenade and spam any choke or corridor with stickies? The only real way to counter this is with brute force spam or specialized attacks like sniper and spy.
>>502737271Yeah man let's conveniently ignore the other clear self talking schizo but constantly bring up demofloyd schizo. This is why you're going to die alone pal
>>502737271he knows, he's just feigning ignorance very poorly, like he always does
>>502737524You're contradicting yourself, and doing it again now...
>>502737145>It's all inorganic and screams of lack of attention growing up...yeah, the fempyro schizo is odd...
>>502737524it's so fucking tiresome, it's the same exact shit every day
>>502737594Great use of a character who got gaslit into insanity... Too bad no matter how much you talk yourself on here, you're still alone irl
As a free thinking anon, my honest thoughts on demofloyd schizo or whatever his steam name is? He'd be based if he only went after the fempyro weirdos, but then he started with the weird miss pauling blacked stuff. And he all he does is call everyone else a schizo which is the same old played out meta every schizo on this site does to never have to directly respond to criticism.
>>502737387target fire is always the solution to a player that is stomping the serverbut also this same complaint functions for nearly all dps classes. a god tier scout/soldier/demo/pyro/heavy/sniper/spy will shut down the whole server. its not the class being broken its the fact that you rolled an unlucky match against some fag who has dedicated his life to getting better at one class
>>502737843>Great use of a character who got gaslit into insanityNigga you got zero self awareness
>>502737387Demo is weird because it's the only class Valve thought deserved 2 primaries
>>502738008Reparations for the black scotsman slave trade
>miss inflation stuffwhat
>>502738167>>502737883Yeh theyre both CREEPS
>>502737920No, quite aware of how futile it is talking to a tranny narc. But I can always remind you how you'll die alone, and that is a fact.
>>502728609>>502732552faggot
>>502738403the emporium raped me...
what did blud mean by this
>>502737387Incredible that there was a time pre-launch Demo had 6 grenades but Engineer and Pyro released without Lvl 3 teles/dispensers/moving buildings and airblast respectively. Lots of massive power imbalances waiting to be activated by players getting good enough
>>502738709It's still kinda annoying that the grenade launcher has 6 chambers and they never update the model
>>502738832I hate Demofloyd meme because im a racist I hate fempyro slop because im straight and have high test levels.Now, if only we could combine the Demofloyd and coomer posters into Demolition Woman appreciators.
>>502739870Don't like trannies, and hate women (higher test than you). The answer is, No.
>>502717502post a screencap stupid tourist
>>502739870>I hate fempyro slop because im straight and have high test levels.I don't get it
>>502740352he's either retarded or baiting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ajpc0jWB3doShe got him on speed dial... mmm yeh
>>502740352I want to have sex with an attractive women. Fempyro wears a mask so I can't tell if she is attractive, meanwhile you are attracted to the mask itself becuse you are a sexual deviant.>>502740456kys
>>502732025It just don't.
>>502740352Fempyro is literally a fetish, feminizing males is also another fetish. Estrogen is what is responsible for arousal, to be so horny + geeked up like that, you basically are trooning.
>>502740554>Fempyro wears a mask so I can't tell if she is attractive+ all the other things wrong with it. Its gooner stuff.
>>502740352it's hypersexualized fetishistic material for porn addicts.
>>502738008i wonder if they didn't realise sticky spam would be a thing and thought people would just set traps/blow up sentries with stickies
>>502740554>he suddenly can't get off if a woman covers her facesounds like an autism problem bro, attraction to masks are a mainstream thing, that's why capeshit is popularhttps://www.syfy.com/syfy-wire/why-are-masks-so-dang-sexy
>>502737641That and the mods have been asleep for the past 6 months
What kind of bizarre no u cope is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuKHFjZ0ThUKino inbound
>>502740948anon stop trying to promote your fetish
>>502741196He's genuinely so far gone he thinks its normal to prefer it. Maybe its a zoomer thing
>>502740690>Estrogen is what is responsible for arousal,No, for men it's testosterone, you're just a tranny
>>502741196I'm not promoting anything, just acting like it's impossible to find someone attractive if they put on a mask is retardednext time a woman says they want to have sex with batman go ahead and screech at her that batman has to take off the mask
>tf2 pseuds think human growth hormones are responsible for arousalWhat a heavy burden Einstein must've had. Fuckin morons everywhere
"Scout players are selfish and don't know the meaning of sacrifice"
>>502741504don't argue with him, he's baiting or too childish to realize he's wrong. either way he's gonna have a schizo melty for another 100 posts
>>502741504your first post says it's a mainstream thing, which is not truenow you say it is retarded to say there are no people with such fetish, which is true
>>502741504Youre genuinely so thick its not even funny.
>>502741778>your first post says it's a mainstream thing, which is not trueI provided an article backing up it being mainstream, you're just trying to handwave it awaytry again
>>502741554Einstein is a JEW!
>>502741665good clip but a scout would be betraying his existence to willingly take a bullet, this was a mistake and he'll be sent to the scout main tar pits for it
>502741714obsession with childrenobsession with fishingobsession with mental health disordersweird person
>>502741387You're a retard, thanks for proving it for the entire class to see
>>502741387You literally just spam random nonsense to try and make a point.I dont know if this is another "well everyone else does it so i might aswell" but it just screams of low IQ
NTA but the other guy was wrong too, it's not as simple as only one hormone or the other because both play a factor in arousal, if you have low T you're likely to have a lower libido>/tf2g/ - Biology
YOU ARE WRONG.
>>502743056>>502741714
>>502744546I think you forgot to type your reply
>"Aw man, can't wait to play TF2! Time to queue up!">2fort>2fort>2fort>Upward>2fort>2fort>Harvest>2fortI mean I love 2fort as much as the next guy but damn, let me play some other maps
>>502745203uncheck 2fort?
>>502745203I only get the new maps from 2023/24
3fort when
>>502687891 ruined the one good waifu that exists nice job anon
>>502717502would you?
>>502746816it's okay his garbage posts are gone now
>>502734139>>502734156what a coincidence
>>502747109why are you still seething about this 2 hours later
>>502746951enemies to lovers where joshua visits valve to destroy the compies once and for all but becomes enamored with joshie when?
>>502747253>thread dead>still manage to get exact same reply twice crying in the exact same manner in like 20 secondsAnon its pretty obvious its you schizo meltying
>>502747838the thread wasn't dead at 3 pm US hours what kind of inane cope is thisthere were 7 posts in less than 5 minutes
>>502748351don't feed the troll
How do I play Scout in Payload defense?
>>502747253>>502748462>YES he linked my posts now im going to prove to everyone i was talking to myself on my phone
>>502748351The thread died after he got called out and he waited like 15 minutes to respond with some crappy cope
>>502749228extremely useful advice incoming: flank
>open youtube to listen to some fragging tunes>fps dips to 40>pause the video>fps goes back to normal
>>502749830>uhh the thread was dead>no it wasn't>uhhhh actually the thread died immediately afteryou know literally anyone can scroll up and see you're bullshitting hard right
>>502750634Okay!
>>502749228To make the flank advice slightly more useful - Usually there will be a big group either pushing the payload, or pushing another area. Focus on picking off people that aren't with the main group. For example on badwater, if the blue team is pushing the tunnel, deal with anyone pushing up top, and then vice versa if they're pushing up top. Think of it like this, on offense normally your job is to flank offensively, taking side routes to attack the defenders from unexpected locations. On defense, you are a defensive flanker, you patrol the typical flank routes and fight other flankers to prevent them from getting to your team
>>502750709youtube frontends usually have lower memory usage than youtube itself
thoughts on vtubers?
>>502745203uncheck those maps idiot
>>502752045if i could do it i probably would
gonna do tf2 vtubing as this guy
i have a strange weapon addiction but the short circuit is simply so fun to use I don't feel compelled to switch to a strange secondary
Bros I top scored for the first time! I got the third highest score in my team with demoman!
:( im getting troll's remorse
>>502753740why does twitch like redditfrog so much
>>502753740>troll's remorsewhy? for trolling an egirl attention whore, which is what she deserves?
>>502753576Congrats
>>502753905Okay, she banned me from chat :(. She's really upset. :(
>>502755304
>>502753740why do you have the blue diapercat's avatar
>>502756010It's an inside joke.
>>502746951>picwould look ok if not for the shorts and blue backpack
I read and memorized the source code to tf2 and learned to compile it in my head so I can practice my scattergun aim offline
>>502759795Prove it
>fart blast furry enemy medic and demo buttbuddy out of an uberfeels good
loadouts for this feel?
>>502761647
>>502759852>>502761647those clown shoes for spy
Is this normal nowadays? returning player
>>502762495No, it's cause you're on Skial (Skial has bots if there's no real players)
>>502762729I spectated the dude for a minute he had insanely snappy movement and bot like behavior
>>502763180Yeah, then you were playing with bots
>>502763314Still surprised, fag got to 150 kills in a row without dying
what does a payload map need to be fun
>>502763702It must be... le good
>>502762495This is a hacker 100%
I love how a few dueling mini-game notifications can completely derail a livestream and the match the guy is playing in.
>>502765412that stupid dumb retard anime is closing her right eye while shouldering the weapon on that same side
>>502762495checked his profile, its just a dude who exclusively plays turbine on skial and all of his screenshots are killstreaks
>>502763702Chokepoints and flank routes! I love those!
>>502763702you can only arrive at a fun map through rigorous testing
friendly reminder: you can press tab + click and then click on any player to see how many points they have scored in detail and how many times they have died
>>502762495Its insane how many hackers that farm bots skial has
>>502766723i knew this part>>502766462i’ll see what i can do
>>502763702is this some kind of gay sex thing
>>502765412konata frag montage
>>502770247the map will only be tangentially related to gay sex
is it really that person who is gracing us
>>502770247yes, gayload is gay
Do it doc, do it.
>>502774471Nein
>>502766853unless the scoreboard breaks and it highlights another random playert. default hud user so it's not that
>>502774678Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
>mfw seeing a tranny in every game I've played today
>>502776983What do you mean, give you a break? You're the one who's pissing on them!
How often do you guys look at the scoreboard?Because I play Medic a lot and I use it to determine who to uber or kritz, but I can't imagine a foot clicker needs to look at it a lot. Maybe a Spy and Sniper would look at it a lot because they need to inflate their egos but that's not healthy.
>>502778065Constantly.
>>502778065I get a lot of my points from playing the objective so I always check if I'm within topscore range
>>502778065Only a few times per match, usually if the respawn time is taking a while or towards the end of the match to see how I did
>>502778065if someone's shit talking me I get to point out they're 3:8 and all their points are coming from assists
>>502778065Most of my scoreboard checking is to see how imbalanced the teams are. I rarely play Medic, but when I do my preferred uber targets are F2P Pyros or Engineers. The former will run at the enemy team with no encouragement, and giving them the means to survive must be nice for them, while the latter will crit 100% of the time even without kritz. I refuse to uber or kritz any Soldier using Gunboats.
>>502776983confirmation bias
>>502785825how
>>502784498>>502784743first pic was better
>>502785890obsession leads to seeing what you fixate upon
>>502784498why did you delete this
>>502786666ummm.....
>>502786028>>502786230he already used the first pic recently and didn't wanna be repetitive
>>502786074pattern recognition =/= confirmation bias
pyro is trans thoughever
no pyro is an alien in a suit
maybe pyro is the friends we made along the way
pyro is a woman with big naturals on my machine
new thread already
we still need 6 posts but everyone went to sleep
not my problem
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/a/a1/Heavy_meleedare08.wav
so trve
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/b/be/Announcer_cart_attacker_finalwarning5.wav
*taps the cart in*
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/9/93/Your_team_won.wav>>502791875>>502791875>>502791875
