>Latest patchhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-116>Main information documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Group passworderg>Touch Bloodstain: >>502597323
>>502728346Why does this get posted in every single elden ring /v/ thread
>>502728436Probably making fun of the brony that got jobbed in the video. That entire board hates that guy.
>>502728317>>502728127soul...
>makes /v/ seethe>this is now a bad thing
Malenia.
>>502728436The host that gets killed effortlessly was the guy making those invasion threads on /v/ for months. Anons accepted his duel invites eventually and spanked his ass hard and recorded it and then posted it.He never made those threads again as a result. He later doxed himself lol.
>>502728841Don't expect much from /erg/troons
>>502727571Maliketh cutscene with orthodox chant in the background is kino>>>/wsg/5737119
i love when people point out how long it has been between postsit's probably one of the most pathetic things you can do on this site
>>502718289>roleplaying isn't when you make a character and builds>it's when you can fuck a bear (gay sex)Elden Ring generating seethe for more than 3 years now lol
>>502729882Role-playing is when you make yourself in game cause you're seeing what role you would play if you were inside the world
Looks like you don't know what a wdc is.What? You wanna know what wdc means?Glad you asked!I... am a PROUD Wexdustsexual! What does this mean? I...>keep my SL low to avoid experienced players>use twink weapons, rings, and armor>pwn retarded solo hosts>make epic webms so /dsg/ can circlejerk meFAQQ: But Wex Dust chad, I thought Wex Dust didn't affect matchmaking?A: I encourage everyone to examine the mod's code. One of the best unknown features of the mod is the ability to only invade solo hosts, avoiding all those pesky ganks that may damage your pristine win/loss ratio and force you to improve at the game.Q: What should I do If Wex Dust glitches and makes me invade someone that isn't a retarded solo host?A: Your first defense should always be a curse dagger. If that fails, try ALT F4. Take care not to turn that invasion into a webm.Q: Will Wex Dust get me banned?A: Absolutely not. The mod has been thoroughly tested and determined to be a safe cheating method.Q: Can I be a Wex Dust chad even if I don't play DS3 or have a PC?A: Yes. Wex Dust is a mindset and a lifestyle, not simply a matchmaking mod that enables you to pwn retarded solo hosts.
>dsgtroon raid this early
>>502730273It's just because people asked what it was last thread
now relax and watchnothing seems to kill meno matter how hard i trynothing's closing my eyes
>>502730273Talking about the brony must have set them off on their discord. They've been going bonkers for a few hours lol.
Remember to vote
>>502733172I'll remember to vote against Shadow of the Sloptree.
Wait so do these guys have marikas blood? are they godrick's children? Wouldn't you need to be of her lineage in order to graft or whatever since shaman blood lets you be mushed together with other flesh?
>>502733825No, all humans in the Lands Between are Marika's people
>>502733994Is there anywhere I could read up on lore?
>>502733825No. Liurnia worshipped these guys long before Godrick even came about. Back when liurnia was primitive and the first astrologers met the grove bitches these things already existed.
>Remember to vote
>>502733172>>502733712
>>502734085Elden Ring>>502734174Thanks for the reminder fren I didn't vote until now.
>>502734085This is one of the best sites that actually researches shit, but publishes through article formathttps://lokeysouls.com/tag/elden-ring/Otherwise Elden Ring does give all answers, but some are more hidden than others.Either way you will come to the realization of Elden Ring major plot elements through replays. It's a vast world with at least 3 precedent eras to the Age of the Erdtree so there's no way to digest instantly massive lore dumps
>>502734871thanks
>>502733825That's a theory about the origin of grafting but we don't really know
Honestly I don't see the point in wasting any more time on m*dison when Varreslut completely mogged her with her nice tits and womb tattoo. Dumb femcel vs schizophrenic Stacy is barely even a fair match.
>>502735178It is confirmed after the dlc. Toothed whip and bonny village spell it out.
>>502735183one plays the game with erg and one has really nice boobsI like them both
>>502735183madison is a 2/10 on top of that lol sad
>>502735183what boobs what are yall talking about?
>>502735380The only reason to join fight clubs was to humour that, dude. There's no reason to bother any more, nobody actually liked joining.
>m*disonTotal Varréposter victory
>>502736104I like joining. I think they're fun
>>502736104Hey I have fun fighting with you guys! Whether /dsg/ or /erg/ I have fun no matter what
>>502735183Varreslut do be hyper mogging m*dison true.
>>502735935I would be too embarassed to ever post again if I were her honestly>>502736008See >>502637570
>>502737316booba not found
>>502727571>Fighting Godwyn>tough fight that incorporates martial arts he learned from daddy but more sophisticated to show a more civilized contrast to Hoarah Loux's wild wrestling, ranged lightning, and even moves he learned from his friendship with the dragons>think it's it>Mogh comes back, takes Godwyn's body, and becomes Moghwyn for Phase 2>completely different moveset that demonstrates having Godwyn's muscle memory but with bloodlightning This DLC's just full of surprises.
Stop being mean
>>502737460Just check the archives of last thread
varreposter is not better than maddy until she posts her ass in sexy clothing thong or leotard preferred
Im still riding the high from when she called me little angel...
Go back to /twg/ m*dison we only care about Varreposter
why is the brony doing this?
FC tonight?
dsg raid rn?
>>502738025ew
>>502738049Benn happening since anon told us about the brony guy.
>>502737679At this point, even if m*dison posts a full spread of her pussy in 4K she'll still be seen as a tryhard who wants to challenge Varreslut's nonchalant superiority.
>>502738301You don't have to say that.
>>502738025I'd be down sure
>>502738301This may read as a shitpost but it's unironically true.
>>502738452Shut up m*dison your posts aren't cute anymoreGo away
the strongest femcel in history vs the strongest femcel of today
smells like fish in here
>>502739527This is more of a nuclear bomb vs coughing baby situation
arent you guys objectifying these poor women
>>502739960>women
I'm sorry
>>502739776both girls satisfy the gen's fetishes tho so you could argue theyre evenmaddy does the erping and varreslut does the nudes, just depends on what turns you on more
>>502740076We saw Varreslut's pussy and tits, and Madison's ID card. Both women.
Why Metyr isn't considered to be one of the worst bosses in Souls history is beyond meGiant floppy dog dick with broken hitboxes and an unavoidable attack. Even ONGBAL openly hates her.
>>502740529Meaning they are definitely men.
Is there any point to using weapons that dont have hyperarmor in pve?
>>502740771Because she is easy as fuck to kill. >>502741004of course.
>>502740826???
>>502741057Hyperarmor seems busted tho. Reduced damage taken and you can tank attacks without being stunned. Even for status builds if you have bleed on an ultra weapon you get a huge amount of build up per hit.
>>502741198that is really cool chatbot.
>>502741330What?
>>502741198Makes no sense given the discussion.
>>502741057>easy as fuck to killSo is Gaius but he's known as a shit boss despite being far better than Metyr in every way.
>>502741543Why not?
>>502741739Read the exchanges it is self evident why.
>>502741847I don’t get it.
>in a duel>intense fight>we get each other to 10% health>he pulls out spread crossbow with sleepbone arrowsevery time
>>502742045I know. >is there a reason not to do x>yes>heres the reasons I'll keep doing xvery cool
>>502742162You didn't answer my question.
>>502742347Anon said "of course" to your question nofriends loser.
I love sluts!
>>502741727I've met shills who try and defend Gaius by saying they've done RL1 runs where they spent days and weeks mastering timings. Such sunken costs.
>>502742440This is so confusing
>>502742467i can see maddy’s nipple
nuke this place
Keep crying faggot
>>502735183I still think she's pretty
Why is the brony melting down again?
>>502743525love seeing the long pause in posting after every reference to that faggot.
kys
>>502744009Triggered him into making a crying post with this.
For anyone who wants to get rid of random disconnects while playing Elden Ring online on PC. You have to give admin rights to "EasyAntiCheat_EOS.exe", which can be found under:C:\Program Files (x86)\EasyAntiCheat_EOSBefore you do this you can check Windows Event Viewer for this error while playing Elden Ring:KernelEventTracing: Session “dc3a3596-71e1-45a3-b2ea-39ad5322fe51” failed to start with the following error: 0xC0000022This error should disappear after you apply admin rights to " EasyAntiCheat_EOS.exe" and connection error problems should be fixed. If the host hasn't applied this fix when cooperating or invading then this connection error can appear again.
>played DS1>played DS2>played DS3>played elden ring but didn't finish it>buddy asks if I want to play elden ring coop with a mod that makes it not dogshit>we play>"hey did you know bunch of people are mad about the seamless co-op">be absolutely bewildered about why people would be mad about a mod that adds convenience>people are extremely mad because of a mod that people use in tens of thousands for no other reason than base game coop being shit>mfw I never even thought "oh gee I want to play a souls game vs another player" once in 10 years but I did always want to play co-op10/10
yuh yuh yuh gem it yuh yuh poopa yuh
>>502744795reddit called, they want their post back
>>502744795Yeah
>>502745127>mad because I don't have to go through 2 loading screens every 5 minutesI literally don't understand
>>502744795The brony might be mentally ill
>>502742095many such cases
>>502744795please explain that image to me anon. I understand the chinese characteristics part, but who is chen weihua??
>>502744795>"hey did you know bunch of people are mad about the seamless co-op"I've only ever seen 1 person in my life get mad at that mod and he radiated powerful schizo energy.
>>502745642Some Chinese diplomat blue checkmark who calls western officials names on twatter
https://www.nexusmods.com/eldenring/mods/6931
I just beat Rellana in NG+7 with 0 scadu but I used a bleed build because I didn't want the fight to last two years, did I beat the game?
>>502746367nope. You gotta beat the elden beast to beat the gaemu.
>>502746162nice work as always anon. i'm actually not a huge fan of the sides of the hilt, esp the blue bits idk i'm autistic but i feel like having blue on the edges of the crossguard take away from all of the blue coming from a single like line in the center-- i think the previous image you showed didn't have them? I might be misremembering. either way I love the whole center of the hilt and really everything else.
>>502740771Metyr's hitboxes are legitimately DS2 tier idk why people never bring it upDisgusting boss
>>502740771Anon 90% of the playerbase are casuals who cheese the game either with their summons or copying youtube builds, they also only play the game once and never again
What are we seething about today, Invcels?
>>502740771ngl I played the dlc once and cheesed every boss with ironjar + buff stacking + summons
I'm only here because some anon in /dsg/ said not to come here. I came here and don't see anything interesting. I'm going to kll myself now.
>>502746947Some brony is seething about everything and some other anon is poking at him like he knows a lot about the guy.
>>502744795pvp is really fucking fun when you get incredibly blessed with really low pingotherwise though it can vary between being tolerable to among the worst experiences you can have in gamesi like the mod, but i also have some gripes with it not because it prevents me from killing noobs or w/e but because the games are genuinely not designed to be co-opped all the way through the way seamless allowsthe ai breaks so horribly when multiple players are present and unless you use a mod to make the game unenjoyably grindy it becomes incredibly boring to blend bosses so easilyi and many other people who tried doing a seamless playthrough end up getting really bored before the halfway point because we're just effortlessly blazing through everythingi don't like being elitist about videogames but i believe the people who prefer the souls games to have seamless gameplay never really liked what the games had to offer in the first place
>>502747056what the games had was level design, which elden ring mostly threw out
>>502746947just killed a 3 man gank squad and t-bagged them. was pretty funny
>>502746970I'd rather have your raid, than whatever simpcuckery is that >>502735183
well, this was funny for about two seconds but utterly pointless. time to delete the character
>>502746424
>>502747417You'll be able to do it animeposter
>>502747270Lies, nobody invades anymore
>>502747056pvp still kinda sucks at low ping because of how many projectiles are being thrown around on your screen. unless you like being a mage, then elden ring is the perfect game for you.
>>502746969You didn't miss out on much desu only good bosses in the DLC are Midra and Messmer. Dancing Lion and Rellana are tolerable after you learn them. The rest are either gimmicky or pure fucking trash.
PVP died in ER because it's a complete joke that From is all but ready to discontinue
>>502747584i invade a lot
>>502747756I kill invaders all the time while co-oping. I die alot too.
>>502747756>>502747910I'm honestly surprised it made it into elden ring. They've been slowly phasing out multiplayer mechanics over the course of the series.
>>502748046trying too hard youngling.
>>502748087I'm 21 that's not young
>>502747756I kill every invader in co-op and I never die.
>>502748197Still trying too hard. You don't need to try and prime everyone for where you are trying to take the thread, just go in raw.You'd know this if you weren't so young.
>>502748337Trying to what
>>502748404We had a big discussion about how from hates pvp clowns last thread bruv. That is where you are trying to pied piper everyone.
The truth is that they're too lazy to remove the multiplayer because it's too ingrained into the code, they didn't even try balancing shit, just some minor improvements and also remove dumb bugs because casuals complained about them too much
>>502748506wtf is a pied pipier
>>502748695you
HERE WE GO AGAIN
>>502748689this clip cracks me up so much. bufftards seething
Playing the dlc on my NG+7 character was the worst gaming choice I've ever made. 2 years waiting for the DLC only to ruin it for myself by playing on an untested difficulty. It was the most boring, frustrating, disgusting experience in my 25 years of gaming. Fuck.
>>502749175I'm glad you suffered
>>502749175I'm glad you suffer
>>502749175i'm sad you suffered
>>502746489I can't find the webms I'm looking for.
>>502749979I think I get why people call this a kusoge now.
>>502750102You're supposed to circle around them and let their mashing miss.
>>502750102>>502749979ugly
>>502750234I'm just saying I get why people call it a kusoge now.
>>502749175My friend played on NG+7 until Rellana then he got stuck for 16 hours and quit lolI dont get why anyone would play these shit ass games on the hardest difficulty personally
>>502750234They turbo mash if you try blocking btw
Reminder that roll spam isn't the best way, only the most brain dead accessible. Many hits can be dodged with proper movement.
>>502750613This is not elden ring.
>>502750613I can't believe ds2roons chose THIS game to suicide on
One of my favorite things to do against Midra is not roll. Circling him makes his left stab miss and his leap stab too. Rushing him when he's about to do face lasers and getting behind him before the fire comes out works well too.
>>502750694That group isn't categorized by smart decision making.>>502750873Rolling works really well for the combo that leaves madness flames on the ground. Not sure if you can avoid that without rolling or some other evasive option.
HELLO???
when is the fc
>>502750685It is. I see power stancing and Elden Ring moves.
>>502751368I still can't believe it.
Why is the brony posting about ds2 in this thread is he trying to get humiliated?
dsg raid yay...
>>502751425I made this juxtaposition while arguing that the leaks were fake. How time flies.
>>502751451>bronyI've seen this stop the shitposting 6 different times today it is highly effective.
>>502751451>>502751887Jobnya, I kneel.
>>502750613What if there's no attack at all but still a lingering hitbox?
>>502752339KINO
>>502752339I miss when laurence fishburne was in things as action man.
madddy
>>502752339I don't get that scene.>Merovingien's goons are on par with Agents>Morpheus and all over humans get annihilated by Agents>somehow Morpheus can hold a candle to the twins
Elden Ring?
>>502753950>all those buffskek
>>502753950>farming all those consumables just to kill a half hp host waiting to rest at the graceI wish I was this dedicated
if you buff you're bad at the game
>>502754174just imagine how little dmg these things do without any buffs.>>502754315yeah, I farm all the consumables just for him and not all the 1v3s
>>502754606If you don’t buff you’re playing elden ring wrong
>>502754643Its easier making fun of a red woman that buffs.
Can anyone explain what the intended purpose of DLC weapons' AOWs is? I have found maybe 4 or 5 ashes that I can use against bosses without getting smacked out of them. The rest is just too slow. Like, what boss allows me to use even a single phase of Messmer Spear's AOW? Or Rellana's swords? Bizarre game design
>>502755567attacking things.
>>502755567attacking normal enemies and human players
>>502753572Elden Ring but The Matrix
>>502755567They are designed almost exclusively for PVP since, whether you want it or not, it is a core part of the game. Ashes fast enough to work on bosses are always cancer in PVP.
>>502755567they cool
>>502756290Are you off your meds again?
>>502756290How come I played this game offline
>>502756430You had to have downloaded the game using an internet connection. You still engages with the online aspect.
>>502756890wh
>>502757358Don't argue with it, it's retarded.
>>502756430why come you were in amish country?
>>502758305NO I WASN"T
Don't listen to them Maddy. You're better than that GDB
>>502759737Gloom Dyed Bueen
........
>>502760524S-sure
FINALLY DONE WITH NG+7 METYR after 5 hours straight of attempts. Couldn't even kill her with a bleed build. At the end, my trusty Magma Wyrm Scalesword was waiting for me, and I won.I fucking SWEAR if this abortion of a DLC gets anywhere near winning GOTY I'm changing hobbies. I'm also done with NG+7 runs in From games forever. I can't handle this shit.
>>>/v/694995534Lads help me out, did Malenia beat Radahn?
>>502764364It was a stalemate
>>502764364the game is pretty clear that neither won
hi
>>502766818what up lil niggy
>>502766818*stabs you*
FC?
>>502768117Shut the fuck up you slut take a fucking hint. Nobody wants to play with you, no one cares, no one ever did. Go cut your thighs again and kneel in a corner staring at the wall until the blood dries.
>>502768223Come on now, that's evil. It's ok to be mean to maddy but not evil.
>be summoned to help host with golden hippo>look at scadutree level>2to anyone who does this, kill yourself.
>>502768117Yes im ready
>>502769730don't hate the playa, hate the game
I have a question. Are the soldiers and knights in this game sane or zombies?
If I hosted the FC instead would you guys join? Because I don't think the person who usually hosts at this time is coming
>>502771852yeah i wanna join rn i need practice with my shitty scythe build
>>502773157Alright that's one, here we go. Come up and join if you want lads!
>think of fun idea for a short elden ring fanfic>don’t actually want to put in effort and write it
>>502764364The Future Press guides state three times in two different books (in the Caelid map description, in Malenia's profile, and in Freyja's profile) that Malenia won.
>>502773157Are you still able to play?
Unfortunately no one joined so i'll be closing the FC now
>>502778846Not even a 2/4? Damn that sucks
>>502779605Yeah, there could've been a 3/4 but the two people who originally wanted to play disappeared so that's unlucky, mondays I guess. Happened a few times before when hosting an FC with /dsg/
Sleepy and cold day today
Hey judge holden, is this brony guy the baby poster?
>>502781023Isn’t that the rape man
>>502780953Yeah, November sucks
>>502781193No the guy that had dozens of crying baby images he used to try to anger invaders, backfired when people kept asking him why he had so many. His actions led to the commander hostcel posting, which was quite funny.He may also be the guy posting ai generated videos with blue, red and yellow men.
>>502781589Those are ai generated?
>>502781724I can't prove it but I think they are, it's hard to imagibe 3-4 guys putting on glowing suits and sitting in awkward positions
Are rellana’s swords good? What’s the best way to build for them, int/fth or quality?
>>502784595No, quality
>>502784595dex/faith with minimum int for the weapons
milady is OBJECTIVELY the best weapon in the game
>>502784639Does the elemental damage increase with str/dex? >>502784959why fth over int?
I hope you're ready for Snoy Ring
>>502785456just personal preference, but i feel like faith has a lot more variety with dex builds. plus the fire ash of war is way better than the magic one, especially for pvp
>>502786928I see, ty
>>502785174pve or pvp?
>>502727571I made a list of my favourite to use weapons!KatanaSerpentbone bladeMeteoric ore blade Curved swordScavenger's blood curved swordSerpent-God's Curved SwordWhipHoslow's blood petal whip x2GreataxeButchering knifeDeath Knight's Longhaft AxeExecutioner's GreataxeGreatswordDeath's PokerHelphen's SteepleSword of MilosDark Moon GreatswordFistPataStar FistVeteran ProsthesisGrafted DragonColossal WeaponsTroll hammerGreat ClubFallingstar Beast JawRotten GreataxeShadow Sunflower BlossomColossal swordGrafted blade greatswordRuins greatswordGodslayer GreatswordAncient Meteoric Ore GreatswordStarscourge GreatswordSpearCross-NaginataBackhand bladeSmithscript cirque WhipTooth whipClawVenomous FangLight GreatswordsMiladyRellana's Twin BladesCurved SwordDancing Blade of RanahBeast ClawsRed Bear's ClawGreat KatanasGreat KatanaTwinbladesEuporiaReapersObsidian Lamina
>>502781589>try>still seething
I asked I care
>>502790187So when you say "WhipHoslow's blood petal whip x2"Does that mean that you only like it when powerstancing?
>>502782228>each of them webms have "hailuo AI" in the corner>I can't prove it but I think they areGod, reds are fucking braindead.
>>502790656I didn't bother to look at them too closely.Also whoever it was I gambled with you owe me an ant leg
>>502790617yeah, I've had more fun with 2
>>502764256Metyr is kino, what's the problem?
>>502794098Who's that on the right?
>>502794685The Godflayers' goddess.
>>502792916>weird cosmic horror>half her attacks are just flopping around>all her attacks are easy AF to dodge except for one nearly undodgeable attackIt's just a waste of potential. She should have had more cool laser/cosmic attacks instead of just banging her head into the ground.
>>502790093both. slap wing stance on it and it wrecks bosses and players
can you get in trouble for doing this?
>>502797184>heh that'll show them and get them arrested?Are you genuinely retarded? no it won't do shit
>>502797239no I mean, can I(me) get in trouble from steam or something?
don't even know why people thing that pasta is trolling
>>502797184to this day I do not understand why anyone would wilfully play souls pvp on pc
>>502800521That's from Elden Ring not souls
>i am unable to understand why people have different tastes and opinions than I do
>>502800697This except its me instead
>>502800521PC is a pretty popular gaming platform these days
>>502800697some people enjoy eating shit, that's true
>>502800697You angered the ESL.
>>502800561Elden Ring is a souls game
>>502800697>>502800923samefagerald
>>502800985No its a runes game
And a swing and a miss, how embarassing!
>>502801064please accept my concession
>>502800697chink spotted
>>502801125https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/501853334/#q501855394https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/501853334/#q501858191https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/501853334/#q501860708https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/500232651/#q500403936this is now the 4th time you posted a photoshopped screencap after admitting that you photoshop themyup im thinking humiliation ritual.
>>502801125Damn, sis, you struck a nerve, she's malding so hard, she built a strawman out of you!
>>502801580Not that hard, just gotta give xim the cold, hard truth, and watch xer mald.
>>502801527>le reddit buzzwords
disregard >>502801527 i suck cocks
>consolefag admits to sucking dicksScreencapped for future references.
>>502801580>>502802626>>502802637>>502802752What's the point of samefagging this much when you already admitted to photoshopping the screencaps
>>502729619Yes it is.>>502728317>>502728127lmao hilarious>>502741727>>502742535I love Gaius, I just fought him normally and he's really not that bad. I'd say Meytr is really the only boss in the DLC that pisses me off.
>>502746162Fucking awesome. I really love your stuff.
>>502803352Ouchie, imagine being this wrong, ow...
>>502804352He sucks cocks, of course he's wrong. He even admitted to sucking cocks in >>502802752
Imagine admitting to sucking cocks in public. Consolefags are really gluttons for public humiliations.
>>502803883Whoa! Very impressive! You sure showed that clueless PvEr!
I'm playing the game for the first time. Just beat Radahn completely solo at level 55 and I didn't feel he's hard at all, I died far more to Margit. I've heard he was one of the hardest bosses but also that he was nerfed in patches. Were the nerfs that bad?
>>502804805Yes.
>>502804756thanks babe
>>502804352>>502804456>>502804631>>502804756pathetic samefag hostcel
elden ring den duels?
>>502805576Yeah yeah, take your estrogen and chill out a bit buddy
>>502806314den?
>>502806442https://www.nexusmods.com/eldenring/mods/3648
>>502806361>seething hostcel suddenly brings up xhe's tranny fetishwhy are xhey like this?
replaced Siluria's Tree with Ordovis' Greatsword but I don't understand how it's better. L2 damage seems similar but Siluria is a projectile
>>502806642You definitely aren't my fetish, or will ever be anyone else's for that matter. Just continue taking your pills and pretending to be a woman in elden ring and everything will be alright.
>>502769730How do you check people's scadu level?
Why is there no general for Armored Core 6? Can we include AC6 in Eldie since Eldie is dead?
>>502790187You've got good taste! For reapers, I would also recommend the grave scythe. It was my favorite scythe until Ansbach's came out in the DLC. For curved swords, try out Wing of Astel. Kino weapon. Lastly, Marais Executioner Sword is my favorite greatsword. Very fun on a consecutive attack buff build
>>502807843there used to be one but it regularly got killed by page 10 before 750 posts because it's a dead game
https://insider-gaming.com/sony-buy-fromsoftware-parent-kadokawa/It's overSony is going to sabotage From's games and shut the studio down to own the gamer chuds
>>502804805Good job. He was a bit stronger before, but mostly it was the hitboxes on some of his attacks that were mostly nerfed. Rightfully so, some of those hitboxes were kind of fucked. Someone feel free to correct me if I'm wrong though, its been like 2 years since then.
>>502808213Maybe they'll make the bloodborne remaster after this acquisition
>hostcel samefags to the most extreme degree>photoshops screencaps and pretend it's not xhim >later admits to doing so>yet still keeps samefagging and posting shopped screencaps>also brings up estrogen out of nowhere, clearly a case of being a mentally ill troon chasing freak yikes. hostcels have truly hit rock bottom here, who would want to be associated with these losers?
>>502808476when will poopa return to us......
>>502808446Extremely unlikely considering that BB Remaster would be a huge success, and everyone would start comparing Sony's moviegame remasters to it, putting them in a bad light. Sony refuses to touch BB because of this.
>>502808710That's fucking depressing but I don't think you're right.
Why is dragonirian acting like this?
>>502808928qrd on that guy?
>>502808134It's more active than Eldie and has millions of fans plus the DLC is coming soon
>>502809223
>>502809220russian lolcow that anons bully all the time.
>>502809391Man, I haven't played it yet but this game looks so fucking good.
If Sony buys From I might give up on gayming
>ds3 remakedsg won. erg abandoned and forgotten
>>502810531You should definitely try to catch it if it goes on sale. The story mode is amazing and I don't wanna spoil anything so I'll just say play NG+ after beating it once. PVP is normal fromsoft jank though, kinda laggy and pretty dead nowadays except for super sweaties.sound version: https://files.catbox.moe/c2k4ym.webm
>>502811970I'd say it is worth the money (on sale) for the story mode alone. it is like 2.5 games in 1.
>>502811970Yeah it looks awesome and I'd only get it for story mode. Thanks anon, I'll keep an eye out for sales. Cool webm btw
I want to make an arc build but I don't know what stat to level with it. Dex is the obvious choice but I've always liked Str more. Then there's the dragon stuff that requires arc and fth, so... What other stat do I level up besides arc?
>>502813354vigor is a good bethonestly it depends on what you want to do
>>502813354arc/dex - mogh's spear build or samuraiarc/str - turkey leg or great starsarc/fth - dragon seals and spellspure arc - pureblood buildArcane is a somewhat unique stat, it caps at 60 (50 for some stuff) so it is prime material for a 2 stat build that extra 20 statpoints can go into the other stat easily without feeling like you aren't reaching softcaps.Arcane also ups item find so you can get the gear drops much easier naturally as you play.
>>502813895Give updates please
>>502814013Adding to this:ARC softcap for casting is 45.You get more scaling with 45/45 than 30/60 for dragon communion
>>502814223Good input I didn't know the exact breakdown on that hence the 50 part.
>>502814091weird
>>502814223what about 60/30? high faith is more useful than high arcane
>>502813354I love strength / arcane, its one of the most fun builds in the game. Some anons already mentioned some stuff, but here's what I use:-Marais Executioner Sword with Rotten Sword Insignia + physik for consecutive attack buffs-Ancient Meteoric Ore Greatsword-Bloodfiend's Arm-Great Stars I personally run a 50 STR / 30 ARC setup. I also run 14 faith so I can use bloodboon, bloodflame talons, swarm of flies, bestial vitality, and flame cleanse me. I haven't used Furious Blade of Ansbach enough to give an opinion on it, but it has higher stat requirements than what I suggested above so feel free to tweak your stats if you want to use it.Basically, my version of STR/ ARC is like a spicy strength build that can do more than just physical damage. I dont focus on my incants as much as others do, but I still have them and they're still useful.
>>502814552Probably the worst possible way to go x/arc.
>>502815238swarm of flies is 16 arcane, talons is 15 arcane.
>>502815469Yes I'm aware, I said that I run 30 ARC and 14 or so FAI.
lame webmswhere are the people who actually want to duel?
>>502816756limgrave, caelid and leyndell colosseum
>>502816875den maps babe
>>502816986den?
>>502806490>>502817021
>>502817070im not downloading that
>>502817227you are a bitch
>>502813895Does jacking off scale primarily with STR or DEX?
it's quality
>>502815238>>502814223>>502814013Alright I'm thinking str/arc with any extra points in fth
>>502816316sick webm. looks like after the buffs, furious blade is better now
>>502819705good luck, feel free to ask any questions about it
>>502822975Thanks. I'm sure I'll have some later about scaling or status buildup numbers
>>502814552pumping
>>502823975
>>502823975>>502824195aw, cute!
>>502727571So WE are winning GOTY right?
>>502826080No...It will go to Balatro
erg is troon central because they always post their ugly type b characters
this >>502826560 cuck was raped by multiple dark-skinned type a character as a child
>>502824524
[Sad News] Madison has been confirmes to be a transexual.
>>502826995You dont have to say that and that's not true
>>502826080Miyazaki is probably laughing his ass off at how he got GOTY for a rushed mess and is possibly going to get it again for the dlc to the rushed mess that also ended up a rushed mess.
>>502768223I'm sorry
>>502828280stand up for yourself
>>502828280don't let yourself get bullied maddy
i don't give a fuck who you are all i ask is you play den maps and duel mesimple as
>>502826798>>502826560i was raped by a runebear
>>502828954dsg is the dueling generalthis is the fc general
M*dison go back to /twg/ we don't like your kind here, we only like Varreslut.
I wish twinaxes were better, I feel bad for spamming the death knight axe ash of war so often
You can't stop me, i would degrade you but you would like that, instead i'll tell you to go back and stop looking like a man.
>>502830840Why do people always say they're bad? Ive never used them in pvp but it was gun in pve and fun when someone uses them against me in pvp
>>502832274The moveset isn’t great— for pve it’s just okay, but honestly it’s faster and easier to just spam the l2.
>>502832560>— Did you copy and paste that or did you write that? How?
Was this always there? I beat the DLC 3 times and missed it.
>>502834839Is this the one you find hanging off a pot near the giant waterfall? Its easy to miss
So no more fcs right?
>>502819910tybefore the buff, the spell was straight up bugged and didn't caused any bleed up at all
>>502835797?
>>502835731>Its easy to missthat's an understatement.>hanging from a small rock protrusion, >on the face of a ravine wall>higher than normal line of sight>in an inconspicuous pot that's same color of the rock wall it's hanging from>only gives access to the one item everyone's been begging to have a steady supply of since release.Feels like Fromsoft saying, "Fuck you, here go bitch, now quit complaining"The spite is palpable
>>502833198NTA but on a cellphone if you hold your thumb on the dash it will give you the option —
>>502834839I've found 3 bell bearings in the dlc in my 2 100% playthroughs. They're super well hidden and require you to really be paying attention to your surroundings.
>>502838051>that's an understatement.oh thats for sure lol. im surprised i found it at all on my first run without knowing about it. i just looked around, saw it, and thought "wow i am damn lucky i noticed that". usually i miss shit like that
>>502828280You are so pathetic, not only you're ugly and shy, you also don't stand up for yourself. Meanwhile Varreslut posts her big tits, tells anons to clean their rooms, and tells bullies to kill themselves. You are worthless in comparison.
>>502838138-–—Wowzies
>>502838715You faggots are killing erg
>>502838841Miquellagate killed /erg/, we are all maggots infesting its corpse
>the Divine Tower bridge in Leyndell likely connected to Enir IlimOh shit that was probably the betrayal the hornsent was talking about. Marika and the Golden Order probably pretended to be cool with them for centuries then randomly decided to genocide all of their people and erase them from history.
>>502838715stop
>highland axe on corpse in stormveil>claw talisman in stormveil>dead exile soldiers near two banished knightsSo a highland warrior, ravenmount assassin, and a bunch of exiles decided to try and kill godrick but all failed?
>>502839606don't overthink it
>>502839048>>502839606You're thinking yourself to death
>>502839907>>502839853Ok, but it would be cool. in ds3, you can find the dragonscale ring (anti backstab) and the ninja set near oceiros, because assassins tried to kill him. Why not have dudes trying to kill godrick, and you gotta admit what’s with all of the dead exile soldiers in stormveil.
>>502839606I dont believe it but that's cool purely because I wish there were more mon-factional adventuring parties
>>502839048oh shit nice, i never made that connection. you're probably right.>>502839606yes i like that implication quite a bit. its well known that goddrick's men hated him, and after he lost like a bitch to malenia he probably had to deal with mutiple coups within stormveil
>>502838635this is the most inconspicuous secret in the game that isn't an invisible wall, and even those have hints and clues.There game makes to effort to direct our attention towards it. This is "Bomb every square looking for secrets in Zelda 1" tier of hidden.
>>502839048any and all proposed timelines are extremely wonky and full of holes and implausibilities. >The hornsent likely wouldn't have let Marika develop her own civilization parallel to theirs to the point of Leynell existing together with Enir Ilim.>If Marika achieved godhood by betraying the hornsent, how did she raise an army so fast? Her people were barefooted slaves until that point, probably.
>>502840204>>502839853very likely. It's been known Godrick was the weakest Demigod and this his Rune the most enticing. That's why Morgott has to personally babysit his turf.
headcanon ring
>>502841569>>The hornsent likely wouldn't have let Marika develop her own civilization parallel to theirs to the point of Leynell existing together with Enir Ilim.Why not? In Belurat you see tablets with depictions of trees meaning they were already planning on making their own Erdtree. Marika probably wasn't the one that was supposed to ascend but she's still doing everything they were already planning to do so it makes sense to act friendly with her politically. The fact that the Omen curse exists kinda proves that behind closed doors the Hornsent absolutely hated Marika's guts and Marika knew it.
>>502842331Headcanons are unironically more canon than ingame lore
>>502842535The Shamas were all slaves and pot meat under hornsent. Why would they have let them develop to the point of building a city the size of Leyndell?Omens are a manifestation of the Crucible. The Elden Ring is an attempt of the Greater Will to tame the raw lifeforce of the Lands Between's world.
hornsent were too busy carving peoplewood in their tower to care about anything
>always loved scythe for invasions>return after a long break>it's apparently an invasion top tier now
>>502844571what's top tier about it?
>>502844663invasions
>>502844663he doesn't know
>>502844663>sufficently fast moveset with good damage, basically no bad moves including two good running attacks you can mix up>amazing crouch attacks in particular that get weird passive superarmor against smaller armaments>goes through shields>bleeds Slap sword dance, flaming strike or roars on it and enjoy the carnageThey also got their R2s buffed with the last patch and now you can actually use it for trades.
>trading with a scythe >the one weapon class with no damage reduction on halollmao
Is this endgame? I don't wanna end yet
>>502840893Yeah for sure. Again, I'm really amazed I found it at all without looking anything up. I just happened to be standing on one of those massive rocks that you take to descend to the bottom of the waterfall, I looked to my left (I think), and just saw it. Cheeky ass devs.
>>502846486Not yet, feel free to save this for later but that's around the 2/3 or 3/4ths way through depending
>>50284648660%
>>502843649>Why would they have let them develop to the point of building a city the size of Leyndell?After Marika usurped the hornsent during the divine gate ritual and became a god, the hornsent did not have any bargaining power left at all. Before the great betrayal she was their slave. But after? What were they going to do, stop her from building her city?
>>502846486Yes it's over, final boss is waiting for you. Just kidding, since you already did the underground (considering your armor) you are about 60% through.
>>502845676dsg?
>>502840893because of this i ended up shooting every single hanging pot in the dungeons out of fear
>>502838834Yeah there's all kinds of crazy shit hidden down there №¶Ω∞₹
>sony buys fs>need psn account to log into elden ring
>>502847943This is the language the two fingers speak
parky is so damn hot
>>502849368who?
>>502849368tokfu?
>>502849520the mascot for target
>>502848729More like>no more new fromsoftware games on PC ever againAlso Sony is very likely to just sabotage From to "own the chuds" and shut it down like they did with Japan Studio. Good luck to all the From devs who will be moved to Horizon Flop Project #2816 with the job of modelling each individual moustache hair on the cover girl's face.
I didn't eat anything but salt yesterday, and it made invasions today hard to focus on because now the back of my throat tastes weird
>>502850347please eat food like a normal person
>>502850347any webms?
>>502850723Sure, here's one of someone dancing dressed as Melina
>>502850723
>>502850994>>502851252cool webms anons
>>502851673Thank yoy
>>502851673
>>502850994I hate Nora. I hate her crooked teeth. I hate her 1960s haircut. I hate her knobby knees. I hate her cockroach-shaped splotch on her neck. I hate the way she smacks her lips before she talks. I hate the way she sounds when she laughs.
>>502852965Who? That chick? Why do you know so much about her
>>502852965Sounds pretty disgusting and ugly, yeah
>>502852965I hate her ugly feet.
>>502853056tokfu
I have a strong feeling there is going to be one more dlc
>>502808213They'll do anything but remaster bloodporne
I wish we'd gotten a Ravenmount area. Even just a mini dungeon like Midra's Manse would've been cool.>>502849081T
>>502846831okay so in your proposed timeline, after Marika's ascent into godhood, she went off to build the Golden Order and both civs existed simultaneously for a time?
>>502847401even if you did there's a big chance you'll never spot this one
>>502857340Yes. She didn't eradicate the hornsent immediately. She would have started to form her empire and sired some children already. Then she sent Messmer and his forces to the shadowlands, ordered the crusade, and THEN sealed both him and the hornsent inside of the shadowlands. Thats at least how I imagine the timeline to work, roughly.
>>502739776It's okay. Yes, even THAT
>>502861482is that still undodgeable or have they fixed that?
>>502740265They're both crazy in different ways.
>>502808213Watch them remaster Elden Ring and Sark Souls games 10 times each like Horizon and TLoU.
>>502863402Honestly wouldn't be the worst thing, Elden Ring is starting to show its age a bit
no one plays the game huh
>>502864378this is a /trash/ general
>>502864378Most people don't want to install mods
>>502860318>/dsg/Kill yourself
>>502864936literally takes 1 minute to install and run>>502865234would take 10 seconds for me to make it /erg/ and for you to still not install the mod because you are a bitch
>>502864378i only play pve.
>>502865346Dsg says that people only should talk about elden ring inside /erg/ unless it's pvp, why not get someone from there to play it with you?
why do people get so pissy about a perceived decline in quality after Leyndell, yet Dark Souls is still beloved despite having more dogshit areas than good ones? I'd much rather play the Mountaintops of the Giants or the Haligtree vs. the Catacombs, Blighttown, Tomb of the Giants, Sen's Fortress, Lost Izalith, etc.
>>502866101Bigly disagree on one part, I loved Sen's Fortress, it was by far my favorite area
>>502866101You don’t really get it and you weren’t there for it.
>>502865891>phoneposter is stupidpottery
>>502866307explain?
>>502866572I'm not stupid and you don't know what I'm posting omMy point though is if you're from dsg why not get dsg to play with you instead
>>502866572Will you be available in 4-5 hours?
>>502865891im asking in both threads dummy>>502866763>>502867296he is not meand no i am available now
>>502867296I'm not interrupting my dinner for Worm Duels
The fish dragon on the malformed helmet is driving me nuts, it even has flowing golden hair. Where it it on the timeline, how could an image of an ascended Prince of Death exist before the Knight of Black Knives, assumingly only shortly after the dragon war?
>>502867463So skip dinner for a night
>>502867441That makes senseAnd okey sorry
>>502867516If he's the prince then there's a king
>>502867516Real answer: Cut content, reused assets, or just an art design thing made by art team that wasn't provy to wider picture Headcanon answer: A lot of the demigods were born cursed, and while we don't know if Godwyn was, you can still imagine maybe there was s I me hysteria over futures of seeing his death and what he'd become, similar to how finger rrader crones can like say things that haven't happened yet and you don't know about (like the one telling you about the haligtree and about how you'd find the other half of the medallion before Gideon does)
>>502867516I find it very likely that Godwyn was cursed like the rest of his siblings. The crucible fish dragon was probably his real form (like the snake for Messmer).
>lantern didn't drop in catacombshow the FUCK do I get through the tomb of the giants, then? and I really have to start at the top of the fucking catacombs if I die stumbling around in the tomb? God this game SUCKS im going back to elden ring lol
>>502869854Do you mean the mountaintops? Because it's a pretty bright area, you buy the lantern from somewhere around the weeping peninsula, bottom left of it abouts
>>502870220I'm talking about dark souls 1 but posting it here because dark souls general is dead
>>502869854lost dsgtroon, where are xis parents?
>>502870272Oh then I don't know I never beat that game(It would probably be less dead if you posted about it in there)
>2 noble slender swords within 10 minsgod bless
>>502870665marika bless*
>>502870680Fuck off m*dison.
how cheesy are /erg/ fcs before i get into one
>>502871142If I agrree to not join or play would you join then with other people?
>>502871295braindead spell/L2 spam
>>502871295Depends entirelyThe last few have been a bit more sweaty (mainly because people from the more pvp focused general have been joining) but it really depends. I kind of err on the side of not worrying if you lose or win and you'll have more funAlso ideally have a build around 150ish
>>502871142Also is it cheating if I had closed my eyes? Not that it matters anyway because I didn't sit long enough anyway
Guys a grafted scion just broke down my front door and i j
>>502871354Leave the general or nothing.
Nevermind, being grafted is fine actually, we're fine now
FC is up. combat ordeal, 4 people, no spirits, any location. password is erg
>>502871393just a secret between us... night shield is your friend
It's real crazy how M*dison can have a bf while being a 2/10 aspie.
>>502872294getting guard broken doesn't sound great
>>502872407>2/10>cant even teach her souls games (knows more than i do)whats the point of having a gf like this
>2/4could just duel on den maps instead
>>502872407Nonw of that is true
>>502872915Is it called Den maps because El-Den?
>>502873210nah it's gayer than thatsomething likedueling event network
>>502871930whoa there buddy what are you trying to do with my sandbag? im not done beating her yet
>>502872063Anon fucking died
Playing in DEN maps is pretty much trooning out.ishygddt
>>502873567Pour boiling milk on yourself real quick
>>502873613I still don't know what that acronym means and I always read it as "I shiggy dig it"
>storm ashes of war>storm incantation>storm talismanI’m literally the brappiest guy ever
>>502873808I Seriously Hope You Guys Don't Do This.Post your ass oh yeah you don't have any.
>>502873613put more effort into your bait babe
>>502873992Don't do what?Kill yourself
>>502873639only if its madisons troonmilk
The non chalant superiority Varréslut produces on m*dison is brutal, xhe is still seething. Ugly!
Today i will play some more pve i guess.
>>502727571>lord fled like a bitch>summons Exile Soldiers which only Godrick uses>proudly regards what happened which both Malenia and Radahn's men regard as a fuckhorrible disease nuke that ruined tons>tons of Banished Knight and Exile Soldier weapons hung at Redmane Castle>along with bodies everywhereI think Godrick held Redmane Castle before Radahn took it (probably inherited from Godfrey), and O'Neill was one of his men. From there, O'Neill hated Radahn so much that he celebrates Radahn's men getting scarlet rot nuked.
m*ddy is a troon? it's so over...
No
What's she looking at?
>>502875571Your ugly face.
>>502876008Good manners, you're just that ugly.
>>502871794It wasn't really cheating to begin with
Trannison...
>>502876335That's not real
Spoiler that shit
>>502876335aintnoway cucks here are simping for that kek
>>502876401Twin bladed are a lot more fun that I thought they would be, twirls over the top stuff tends to be annoying but they're not
>>502876335Eww delete this.
Fc?
>>502877529I can't for another hour and a half personally, qn anon here was starting one earlier, I'm how that went
>>502877529>>502877653Idk how that went*
Kids nowadays...>>502876335That's a man
>>502876335Send a DM then
>>502877915No
>>502875571A perfumer about to cast an incantation
>>502878078But they look like one?
>>502876335What a dork lolMeanwhile Varreslut...
What the fuck is going on in gere
>varreslut is mentioned>instantly seethesyikes
>>502878753You're not even deserving of the title "whore" you're just a loserI can't even force myself to make sexual comments towards you. You have as much sex appeal as a piece of roadkill dried by the sun.
>>502879186Why would I need to?
@everyone
FC in like an hour
>>502876335Aren't we all half mermaid above the waist?
>>502881026The bottom half is human, top half is mermaid
>>502881026No, mermaids are half human
>>502881072Yeah that's what I mean. Like being half centaur above the waist
>>502817625Depends on the penis
>>502881542Wouldn't that mean that if you were half centaur above the waist that your default legs would be horses
Finally uninstalled. Figured I would stop playing the game that is desperately trying to be monster hunter + bullet hell without actually being good at any of those and decided to start playing the actual monster hunter game and start on my bullet hell game journey too since there's a lot of good ones out there. Fuck this game, fuck miyazaki's meme designs and fuck fromsoft.
>>502882265Based as fuck.Have fun, bro
>>502882265casual
Have you tried Nier? It's really good at being like a bullet hell action game
>>502882265>>502882386
If only the anon that liked ugly ogresses was still here
If it wasn't for Messmer and Midra I'd be really worried for From's game design team since the rest of the bosses are fucking abysmal
>>502882603the one that was turned on by that ugly chick at his college?
>>502882828Yeah, he'd be having a field day
>>502883028why?
>>502883028Why?
>>502881941No, if a centaur with black hair and blue eyes mated with a human that had blonde hair and brown eyes, they could have a child with human legs but black hair and blue eyes, so they got the legs from the person and but then above the waist is from the centaur
>>502806361Based.
>>502882265What's bullet hell about ER?
>>502844571I recently took the reaper pill and am loving itI think they got buffed in speed and damage or maybe recovery because I find myself able to true combo and pseudocombo poiselets and hyperarmorlets repeatedly
>>502884679You don't know what a true combo is
There's no such thing as a true combo because you can't prevent me from alt+f4ing after the first hit
>>502884895>He doesn't leave his internet settings open so he can disconnect without having to close the game
>>502885190I simply look at their build and if I collate that I would lose a fight then I press a dead switch that instantly fries my hard drive and is hooked up to an Amazon Alexa order to buy a replacement computerNot today, dueltard
Everytime I think about starting a new playthrough so I can finally try a bleed build, I remember this game has too many "that part" in it that turns me off.
>>502886074You should do it anyway
>>502886074You should replay ds2 instead
>>502886273Never played a Souls game before, they any good?
>>502886609>Never played a Souls game beforeHow the FUCK did you get here????
>>502886698Heard Elden Ring was good.
I wrote a little battle for a fanfic I’m never going to release. It was fun but I was supposed to do work so now I have to bust ass
>>502887020Once you're done with it (like at the point where you're not gonna work on it any more) you ahould post it
anyone wanna fc?
>>502887103i'm not gay
>>502886609>they any good?in the sense that theyre clunkier but still fun previews of elden ring that only do a handful of things better(mainly multiplayer)
>>502887103let's gooooo
>>502887069It’s not very good though. It’s just three small battles I was imagining in my head.
>>502887550So? Eldie Ring isn't good either
FC time
>>502887645It's pretty good. Just a lot of wasted potential.
>>5028878202/4, let's go you shits
wait let me setup for a sec
>>502888365Oki
u guys in?
3/4
>people are actually that desperate to get with the slampig still
anyone??
3/4Cmon it'll be fun
you niggas are so gayy
>>502889482Have you ever been in one before?
>>502889626a nigga or a gay?
>1/4
>>502889626In a gay??
Do I really gotta fork my cash for a mega mule save on the ps5Damn I miss the old days
>>502887645I’ll just post it on the internet anonymously.
god. im so rusty
>>502889987I was tabbed out and didnt realize we had started, how long was I afk for
3/4 again?
4/4 again!
*dingdingdingdingSTANCEBREAKdingdingdingdingdigngSTANCEBREAKdingding*
i just killed bayle
>>502891608good job anon! im so proud of you!!
I just had sex with bayle
>>502891608CongratsHow hard did you find it?
>>502891838CongratsHow HARD did you find it?
Is fc still in?
im gonna respec while we wait
>>502892057Kinda, we're at 3/4, someone left
>>502892184strange. i cant join in.
>>502892036Oh yeahh
>>502891849hardi needed to test different weapons to find the right one
>>502892320Wdym cant, like does it have you stuck at 1/4 or like what happens when you do same settings as >>502887820 ?
>>502892487yeah, i have the same settings but still 1/4
>>502892558Did you block anyone?
3/4>>502892136Are you the third that just came back? Cause if not, come back
>>502892656earlier i got in and i don't think i blocked anyone,
One of you probably has one of the others blocked, just undo all your blocks or something or accept friend request so I can tell you who to unblock
New lobby?
>>502894442I had network connection and like since the dsg people arent figuring out if theyre blocking someone or not we're probably just gonna get stuck on 3/4I'll try for a bit more but if not Im just gonna make dindin and be happy with the few rounds we got going
why r the hornsent so fucking coolwhy is messmers army so fucking coolwhy is shaman jar shit so coolwhy is grafting so coolwhy are banished knights so coolUUGGUUU
>>502896560>>why r the hornsent so fucking cool>have the power of God, but you use it for horns lmaoThey're the biggest retards ever
>>502896796horns look BADASS. also the lion dancer is epic and I like how they did awful shit and then got btfo'd by messmer
>>502896796Say that to a charging bull
>>502896796Also that's what god used it for, so....
you WILL post fc webms later whether you like it or notso start FUCKING recording right now
>>502896796
>>502899582>start recordingAnon we did literally like 2 rounds we stopped awhile ago
>>502899902fucking ugly whore i hate you so much die die die die die
>>502899213*rolls*
>>502900134>>502899902did anyone record at least
>>502900134Why
good fc y'all
>>502902753Finally some badass webms
>>502902753good webm
>>502902753ok im joining
>>502902753...lol
>>502902753you play with mouse and keyboard? what the hell is wrong with you?
>>502903913Nothing, what's wrong with you?
>>502896796>>502899693Where does it say they can do all that
>>502904694Shut up get in the jar
>>502904694Open your eyes
>>502878753dont say that, youll find someone willing to rape you one day notcutieyou could always try to bait someone to
join the FC. combat ordeal, 4 players, any location, no spirits, password is erg
>>502907852Lol.>>502871794Oh and it's not that. It's what that was about. Like an echo of an echo
dead g
>>502915953Boooo stop bumping it, I was having a lot of fun watching it slowly slide off
>>502916134i am erg's watchful guardian.......
>>502916247
>>502915953dsg deserves to die.
>seamless pvp is still active>in fact it became even more active than a few months ago while vanilla feels dead as fuck
>>502918003but if it dies, they will come to erg
>>502918207Yeppers
>>502918207>seamless pvp is still activeduels or invasions?
>>502918339Invasions, i dunno if you can even duel on that thing unless you open yourself with its dried finger (but it sets invader limit to 3 so good luck with the gangbang city lmao)
should I make a level 80+17/7 or level 60+12/5 invader guy
>>502920990you should make a real build @125
>>50292099060 to 80 is an ass aids range unless you're on seamless
>>502921212I have 17 builds between level 117 and 184 and now I wanna try a low level one>>502921324I'll have to see it for myself.. changing from vanilla to seamless is pretty easy anyway
>>502918207How do seamless invasions even work? Are you automatically subject to them if you use it? Or is it an opt-in sort of thing?
>>502920990Make an 80 so I can rape you.
>>502924410It's an opt out which means a ton of retards don't even know how to disable it since it's done via an ini.
>>502924569Get new webms, that one is older than me.
Apparently you can spawn and use/upgrade an infused/upgraded golem's halberd while the charge forth ash remains, the damage and status buildup on it isn't crazy but it's better compared to a spear/lance because it only takes from the weapon's AR(my build isn't optimized for it and could probably pump it higher on STR)The game has checks to prevent illegal ashes but has none to prevent this scenario(see: pre-infused sacred butchering knife without an ash slotted) Is this safe to use online? I wouldn't know since i'm a piratealso the bonny village potentates on 0 scadu are good target dummies
>Get new webms, that one is older than me.
>>502924739You angered the redcel lol.
>>502915953Things die in November
wow invaders really get under this guy's skin huh
>wow invaders really get under this guy's skin huh
>>502924569Do you rape invaders often at 80?
it's common knowledge that hosts have never touched a woman
>>502926963I haven't played since around June, the activity is probably shit by now since the DLC crowd has dispersed.
>>502927224You just here for the FC sometimes? Same.
the DLC is objectively better than the base game
>>502927964i just wish it didn't turn the already broken multiplayer system into a complete and utter farce
>>502927964every fromsoft dlc is
milady is objectively the BEST weapon in the game
den duels?????!
>>502924995>>502925032>>502926774why are hostcels so pathetic?
Marika versus Rez, who wins?
Weird questionIf I have the PS4 and PS5 versions installed, will it create an issue for savefiles? I don't want to boot the PS5 version and then lose my PS4 save fileI have the PS4 version installed on PS5 for impeccable framerate but I want to try out the RT mode for PS5
>>502728127kek
>>502737482>>502814013his name is mohg. how the fuck are people still getting this wrong?
>>502932881there's a save convert option in the main menu on the PS version i believe.
>rebirth>you keep the base starting class attributes anyway?
>>502942980it's always been like that in every game
>>502942980They grow up so fast
>>502942980>rebirth >I don't even get to watch Rennala give birth to me
>>502939513I love like how like instant it is that she just starts choosing violence
>>502939607WORF, SON OF MOGH
why are all sorcerers in this game barefoot?
>>502944715Mana flows from the ground because of small glintstone particulates, so sorcerers want a more grounded connection to thw earth itself because their magic requires that more than like internal source of magic like faith has
>>502944578>smoll lizzardcute
>>502945114She's kind of gross
>>502945114Burn it
>>502945252>>502945415Even Hitler loved animals.How does it feel to be LITERALLY worse than Hitler?
https://youtu.be/_IdyUvJHyRA
>>502945252rya is cute
>>502948780She is
>>502944715Cause they saw the Wizard of Oz and didn't want to get a house dropped on them just to have their shoes stolen by some floozie and her dog
>>502727571Radahn coming back was a lame choice. He's not nearly as cool as the first time you fight him. Only gay redditors wanted it, and I have to assume even they were disappointed because you don't even fight prime Radahn. It's more like a zombie version of the Radahn that Morgott fought if not weaker, and actually Mohg's body anyway. Instead of getting based gravity magic warrior kino, it's a downgrade of a downgrade of a downgrade being carried by Miquella's holy spells in phase 2. Should have just been a fight against God Miquella who moves like a mix of Malenia and Radagon.
>>502954935>God Miquella boss fight>Uses almost every attack type in the game to reflect how many things he was involved in, and to contrast how much of his own self was sacrificed to reach this state>>GO Fundamentalism, including buff cancel and counterattacks, from his early days and Radagon ties>>Sleep sorcery because Trina>>Glintstone, blade, and gravity sorcery from his Carian ties>>Deathblight flames from Castle Sol>>Bloodflame because of what Mohg did to him>>Wind/Ice/Lightning from reaching the heavens the hornsent beast warriors invoke
Ngl I loved the memes about Shadow of the Erdtree being the first DLC to win GOTY too, but now that we are here, it feels weird...
>>502955689>Bloodflame because of what Mohg did to himwh-what did mohg do to him?
>>502957263More like what didn't he do
I remember being excited to see what new Great Runes would be added amd seeing what creative things Fromsoft would do with them in the dlc
>>502950830>exotic dancerprostitute, you mean
>>502957263Why do you think he was bleeding so much when you found him?
>>502959781What? Where did I mention exotic dancers?
>>502943018The only other game with respecs is ds3
>>502961314i know who you are
>>502961539fake fan skipped god2
>>502961862GOD2?
>>502962562stupid idiot retard
>>502962673He got dropped into a pot of stew and boiled!
Does collapsing stars do stance damage?
>>502961862I loved ds3. How do you respec in that?? The old ladies?>>502961680Yeah no shit nigga, I've been saying for a while that my phone and internet are being monitored. When did I say "exotic dancer" here or anywhere else? You genuinely misheard. Besides, I say "stripper."
>>502964904Ds2* fuck me. But yeah how tf do you respec in that? Maybe now I can 100% it.
>>502965068the old hags, but you need a soul vessel to do it
>>502965186Well I'll be god damned, that's awesome. Thanks bro, this could make a huge difference for me getting to 100%
>>502967802I hate how slow poison is in ER
>>502967802I love this clip....
>>502961680Maybe you heard me say "it's not an answer."
The cat's out of the bag and the bag's in the river, as it were.
>>502970981?
>>502803883his mistake was not successfully breaking your poise and cancel your spell before it took off. his second mistake was not rolling away from the area of effect
>>502727571how do you get two copies of a single weapon that can't be farmed like the Bloodhound's Fang
>>502971468NG+ or Cheat Engine
>>502971468New game plus, ask someone to give you one, or CE
kill yourself tripfagt. your best nightmare
>ZAMN, HE'S MY BROTHER?
>>502972497One joke
>>502972054Oh hey that's my 2nd favorite undertale song!
>>502973080What's the first?
>>502727571Finished ER again, now I dunno what to play because I really need a break from elden ring but I have nothing I want to play...
>>502973714Total War
>>502973938Total snore...
>>502974194Total score!
NG+7 scaling for the DLC is so fucked up lol Radahn deals less than half the dps of Rellana
I'm in the process of using and learning every weapon class (1handed, 2handed, powerstanced) and so far it seems to me that powerstanced spears are the best in terms of moveset and dmg. Do you agree?
>>502975035Yeah, but you shouldn't be wasting so much time on elden ring
>>502975035Yeah but I hate using them
>>502973714Play with your prostate
>>502973314Hopes and dreams!
>>502975257That ship has sailed I'm afraid
>>502975552I like Spider Dance the mostI also like this song that he made for am unrelated thing called Megalo Strike BackI wish Fromsoft wouldn't keep sticking witb orchestra slop, I've seen them make better songs, like ludwig ir some of the themes in the dlc, I know they can do better
>>502971565thank you! still on my first blind playthrough and have been seeing apparitions of players having two bloodhounds so i was curious.>bosses killed so far:>Margit, The Fell Omen>Godrick the Grafted>Ulcerated Tree Spirit (apparently a secret boss under Stormveil Castle)>the Tree Sentinel near the beginning of the game>Bloodhound Knight Darriwil>Ancient Hero of Zamor>Royal Knight Loretta>Onyx Lord>Bols, Carian Knight>Adan, Thief of Fire>Crucible Knight (Stormhill Evergaol)>Demi-Human Queen Maggie>Red Wolf of Radagon>Moongrum, Carian Knight>Rennal, Queen of the Full Moon>Dragonkin Soldier of Nokstella>Leonine Misbegotten>Abductor virgins>Erdtree Burial Watchdog (Stormfoot Catacombs)>Mad Pumpkin Head (Waypoint Ruins)>Beastman of Farum Azula>Soldier of Godrick (tutorial area boss, but that's like the free space on a bingo card)>Grafted Scion (I somehow found him again and whooped his grafted ass)>Runebear (Earthbore Cave)>Demihuman Chief (gave the needle to the little guy)>Black Knife Assassin (Assassin's Crimson Dagger)>Omenkiller (solo'd, didnt notice i could summon the lady warrior barbarian)>Spirit-Caller Snail>Commander O'neil>Fallingstar Beast (Caelid)>Divine Bridge Golem>Nox Swordstress and Nox Priest (two hit both of the like what?)>Patches (sweet sweet revenge for all the years of bullshittery)>Erdtree Avatar (Ruptured Crystal Tear one)I've missed a few more i've killed but i've been typing this post for like 30 minutes now...
>>502977015/unsubPiss off and don't come back until you finish it
>>502975035pssspscsjump attack ps colossal
>>502977202(you)
>>502961862dsg amogus
these daggers fucking suck
>>502977496they're the best weapon in the game, what are you talking about?
>>502977496>>502977906what are those?
>>502977496
I powerstance parrying daggers
>>502977380Don't shit yourself after someone spoils you>>502977496All daggers fucking suck
>>502978191moldy webm
>>502977235You cant pull off jump attacks against vast majority of the DLC's bosses
>>502978052daggers
>>502978191this makes host invcels seethe
>>502982736>>502982736>>502982736
