>Currently discussed serversTurtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla-)Ascension - https://ascension.gg (Classless Realm "Area 52", Wildcard Season Realm "Elune")(CoA+Wrath Coming in 2025, Bronzebeard V+ Server Soon)Felmyst - https://www.felmyst.com (TBC)Onyxia (Warmane) - https://www.warmane.com (Vanilla-Wotlk Progressive)TBC5man - https://tbc5man.com (TBC content scaled down to 5man groups)>Upcoming serversProject Epoch - https://www.project-epoch.net (Vanilla+,TBC as design base and Wrath client)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (Legion)Mistblade 3 (Mop(+?)) | Stormforge TBC fresh (ETA Q1 2025) - https://stormforge.gg>TurtleVanilla client enhancements - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Client_Fixes_and_Tweaks (most servers forbid them)Curated list of addons that should work in turtle - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddonsPatch 1.17.2 new class and gameplay changes - https://forum.turtle-wow.org/viewtopic.php?f=63&t=15157Misc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.orgGuild - <Full Moon Company> (whisper anyone - looking for doms!)>Anon's Ass and Tiddies Mod (Vanilla and wotlk only)By anon, gives bigger boobs and butts to pretty much every female in game.https://files.catbox.moe/8abias.zip>Sites with mods, tutorials and so onhttps://www.wowmodding.net/files/ - Needs register, full of tools.https://www.ownedcore.com/forums/ - Same as above but with MoP stuffhttps://forums.darknestfantasy.com/ - Use a dump gmail for register, note for anons, Titaa's Armory |Classic HD mods is open source>Bikini mod (Works on Vanilla and Wrath clients, Still missing some stuff)Skimpier vanilla outfits for females.https://forum.turtle-wow.org/viewtopic.php?t=12307>HD curvy mod, Turtle Only for now, Open to be ported to other clientshttps://forum.turtle-wow.org/viewtopic.php?t=12120Reply to OP with upcoming server updates and news.Previous thread: >>502701024
>>502913025kek that's a good way to rustle up the thread with no context
Turtle's recent class changes suck ass
worgen males hnghghhh
>>502913569Why would you say these things?
Is the server up yet or what?
>>502913569You better have meant females or I'm gonna call you mean names like idiot and retard
>>502915772excuse me worgen males hnngh posting is almost a year old and deserves respect
>>502913025>all these fixes with the launcher and shit>turtle devs still refuse to fix the bug where speaking to an inkeeper activates a trick or treat effectare they really that busy that they just cant fix that?
>>502913025sylmabros what's the cope here?
>>502915926>and deserves respectincorrect right at the end
>>502916240worgen males hnnngh
Sylma... not again...
turtletrannies ruined any chance of there being a normal WoW thread on /vg/
>a normal WoW thread on /vg/lol
>>502917684I think that ship sailed with years ago, but quality will be low for a while due to heals crossposting
>>502913025a slightly more expensive prostitute
>>502919454https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN-4lX0QyZc
. . .
question for the erp experts in the chat.how long does a typical wow erp session last?
>>502920914Ask /heals/.
>>502920608Did you please her?
>>5029209142 hours easily.
>>502921062that's quite long
>>502921221that's what "she" said
>>502920914dependsif it is some quick suck n fuck, 1 hour
>>502913489>15sec of combat mana regen on each kill as droodcan't complain, feels good man
>>502921052yes>>502920914depends on some things. Usually 1-2 hours is good enough. I've been in sessions that last 4 hours and for me that's too long but if the other person is happy then its fine.
>>502913489I'm loving them as a holy priest
You're saying "two hours" and acting like you don't nut in the first five minutes.
>>502921968I don't nut until the end. No need to project now. Some people find quickshots cute.
>>502921968i dont even jerk off during erpi'm too busy typefucking
>>502921968I usually just walk up to people and describe how my character whips out their cock and jerks off over their ass and nuts then I /camp before they can respond.
>>502921968if we're talking a two to four hour session then i'll nut at least two or three times
>>502922159>>502922226>>502922239>>502922248Based.
>>502922239I kneel.
>>502921968Nah I jerk during downtime when I am waiting for them to post. Like a degenerate ritual with my mind running wild of what they would think is hot or what I would think is hot. Although what this anon >>502922226I type better and make raunchier posts when not fapping. If I have a 2-4 hour type fuck session I usually got for round 2. Like a nut every 2 hours.
>>502921221That's baby numbers if you actually care about syntax, punctuation and creating a story that is stimulating and just pleasant to read. People that tread ERP as sexting are missing the forest for the trees.>>502921968Learn to edge. More than once I've had six hour sessions.
>>502921968The best method is you type something and then slow pump it and edge while they type something up. Then when they type something up, you read it and give your balls a break by typing something else up.The other person is preferably doing this too, so you're just passing the baton and relay race masturbating until you both finish up.
what in the name of fuck?
its so over, classic won fr
>>502924750They're just installing software to spy on you, Anon. Don't worry about it.
nearly finished whole human campaign since server went down for the first time
for me? it's only cunning when i get permissionare the servers up yet?
I recoil in disgust and have to fight my impluse to punch someone when I see an elf or panda now.
>>502925630i'm a half elf panda
>>502925786No, you're just gay.
>>502925630based neanderthal
>>502924750instead of downloading a patch file it's downloading the entire client and files alongwith its patch file
>>502927903smart!
>>502928016not really. it shouldn't be that way.
>>502928060I'm sure the codemonkeys at Turtle HQ are working very hard to figure out how Ascension push patches individually
>>502928142has someone sewn an image of turtle and ascension's launcher beside each other? i still think it might be epoch's code since the team over there has open sourced their launcher.
>>502913025Damn how is Sylma spending all this money on tauren penis?
>>502929658she works very very hard
>>502929904fmc has weekly tithes
>>502930109they also work very very hard
>>502913025tried the ass n titties mod for fun and holy godi've never been so glad to play dwarf female and undead female charactersif the anon who made it reads this good shit man now make the dwarves even thicker and the undead milkers even saggier next time
>update>TRP wipedfuck off
>>502929658It's all that fishing.
>>502930109>cucktaxWoah, I thought the "FMC is the furry erp guild" posts were just jokes but they really are cucks, huh?
>>502932743You ok there "big" guy?
Why does the guild roster always do this after I take my schizophrenia medication?
>>502932874euro times be like that
chuddies win again
>>502932980Doesn't help either that it's a work day
>>502932874>FMC is just a bunch of fat american men jacking off in BFD while pretending to be elf girls or bullsFMCxisters? Is it true?
>>502933096Bäsed böys
Euros playing the game. Amerikeks pretending to be uwu sissy heal sluts in game. Sad!
I think the Amerikeks are sleeping at the moment anon...
>>502933214Based
I don't suppose anyone took a screenshot of my TRP? KekSylma
Nevermind I remembered someone else did it so its in the previous threads somewhere probably
>>5029339572.5k gold on the way thanks
>>502933957I cringe.
>>502934124That was a poor in-between draft, may just re-write it all because it wasn't all that great
>>502934124post your own profile
Anyone know of a good fishing addon for twow? It's a lot more janky than it was in MoP, have to give the bob my full focus if I even want to notice the catch.
>>502934246
>>502933214I've met a few women who erp on wow but none on private servers and I doubt any would post here
>>502934485more
>>502933096>still only raiding MC after all of this years
>>502913025i was having so much fun as enchancement shaman and now i felt less powerful after the patch... they nerfed lightning strike
>>502913025how the fuck did the previous thread got to thew post limit so fast, also >>502925062these sprites looks so bad>>502928241Knot totes wont admit but his launcher code was given to him by ascension
>>502934783One day we're going to clear Molten Core and then we'll be the ones laughing!
my screengrab software doesn't work anymore...
>>502913025Sharbull buck status = broken
>>502936874windows has a decent enough built in screenshot now
>>502936874Just press print screen you buffoon
Might do some more lbrs after work... Finding someone with a ubrs key is always such a hassle, so i'm trying to get my own. But only one gem so far...
>>502937093i don't want the whole screen
nobody tell him
>>502937162Windows key +shift+S
>>502937208thanks!
>>502936874just use sharex, anything else is for sissies
>>502934485>>502933957
>>502934485uhh based?
>>502937605>b cupNot interested.
>>502937605very boring, very cliche
>>502937605most imaginative high elf player
i'm scared bwos...I think i'll write a batch script that autoupdates all addons since it should be easy to do
>>502937605The backstory doesn't match up with the lore of the game. High elves fled Quel'thalas only about four years ago. If she were "born to a refugee family" she would be, at maximum, four years old. That makes zero sense.
>>502937605try not to use extremely hackneyed phrases like 'bounces with every step' and 'sways her hips' and you use 'her' way too much that it reads like bullet points, very boring and dry read2/10, reads like ai slop
>>502937605*yawn*
>>502937794>>502938170>>502938217>>502938413>>502938438You retards are being baited, do you seriously believe any faggot would actually post his own profile here? This is probably grabbed from some afker in Stormwind.
fmc when they read a erp profile without bbc addiction
>guy who constantly ai gens boring slop has absolutely no creativity pottery lmao
>no big bull cock
my frenulum aches
>>502938583Except Elaynna has made multiple AI slop drawings and written little stories of their elf character being raped by trolls and other monster races, including Hogger. Dude wants the BBC but his whole gimmick is to act like he doesn't. It's all very gay.
>>502938793because writing your trp to explicitly mention beast rape is any better
>>502938793If you erp or do indecent stuff you must put that in your profile? What non-sense is that?
>>502938917It isn't. Both are equally bad.>>502938940Nobody said that you fucking dolt.
>>502938917yes>>502938940nonsense*
>my fetish: good>ur fetish: badummm wpsg your response????
The porn-addled brain can't comprehend a human being playing World of Warcraft as anything other than a sex simulator.
>>502939184My fetish is good and white, your fetish is bad and black.
>>502939301this is me, yes
>>502939184>most people will react negatively to bestiality, anon proceeds to pretend it is a shocking development
>>502939449>most people will react negatively to bestiality, anon proceeds to pretend it is a shocking developmentHogger is a real humanoid
>>502939539Being horny for Hogger is bestiality because it's a hyena-man.
>>502939539A subhuman dogcreature that is also a criminal.
>>502939634What do you think humans are if not monkey-man? What separates humans to others species is the capacity to understand the concept of rape>>502940047based
>>502940273>What do you think humans are if not monkey-man?Humans are human.Pic related is a monkey man and if it turns you on, you're into bestiality.
Here's a crazy thought how about instead of jerking off to animal people you just play World of Warcraft?
>turdel updates day before FRESH>error couldn't install patchThanks for making it easy for me turtle. I'll miss the higher rage generation you had while I'm playing FRESH but it'll be okay.
>>502936592dummy
Rutt.
>>502940441>Pic related is a monkey man and if it turns you on, you're into bestiality.no but no one calls this bestiality
>>502938413When does classic actually start? Do you have any sources on that? Because I always thought frozen throne alone took a very long time.
a 2 hour mara que only for it to go down again :))))) cool cool
>>502941301I watched all of chinatown in the time it took me to find a group for strat ud
is turtle actively sabotaging itself on purpose just as classic 2.0 is releasing? is blizzard paying them to shit the bed like this? because i dont believe that they can be this incompetent at everything.
>>502938413the server is old dummy, she's on the prime sex age of 9-10
>>502941290Vanilla takes place four years after Warcraft III according to the original intro trailer.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlVSJ0AvZe0It's the very first thing that's said. "Four years have passed since the mortal races banded together and stood united against the might of the Burning Legion."
>>502941663open bob
>>502941404>because i dont believe that they can be this incompetent at everything.Are you new to Turtle Wow? They've always been this incompetent.
>>502941241I do.
>>502941663how are you having issues? the update took less than 2 seconds to install for me
>>502942027you're a retard
Don't use the launcher. Just use WoW.exe. When you try to log in, it will update, then you restart and play.
>>502942562I did exactly that. I executed the patcher myself now and it worked just fine, beats me.
>>502941630The Burning Legion is not the Scourge and vice versa. The Scourge simply opened up the way for the Burning Legion to enter Azeroth at the end of the undead campaign they destroyed Quel'thalas before that.After that you have a massive campaign that goes on for years with the orcs how they settle Kalimdor and after that you have the entire night elf campaign. With "Four years have passed since the mortal races banded together and stood united against the might of the Burning Legion" they mean the final battle at the end of the game, in the last mission in the night elf campaign.So you'd have to take all the events that happened during the orc and night elf campaign into consideration + the 4 years.
Personally, I think all the crashes are worth having a client that server no purpose
>server dies the moment you try to enter the game...
>>502943048It's back
>>502942880If you want to get super technicalhttps://wowpedia.fandom.com/wiki/TimelineThe Third War starts in Year 20. Battle of Hyjal is Year 21.So the Scourge Invasion of Quel'thalas takes place at max five years before the events of Vanilla World of Warcraft.
>>502943354Hm... okay I had the feeling that took a little bit more time settling Kalimdor and all. But if that's the case I'm gonna rewrite it a bit. So Elaynna will be a refugee herself, rather than being born a refugee.
Are you niggers going to play Conquest of Azeroth open beta? I'm curious but a bit scared of it feeling too much like retail.
Someone said in another thread that Turtle WoW added tranny socks to the game.What are they referring to?Just "programmer socks" in general (thigh high) or did they add the trans flag stripes on them too?
>>502943567You could get programmer socks in the past, you still can if you find them at the GM island
>>502943703Could you post an example of what they look like?
>>502943527it isn't retail, it feels more like modded morrowind these days under OpenMW and MWSEAlso Barb has a Bard build
>>502943758>is the editing of MPQ files in order to reach GM island for a pair of programming socks a bannable offense? my cow is getting cold feet, i dont want to break any rules though>Yes. Also, the socks are no longer there. We removed them due to too many people hacking to get there.dang, olivine is a faggot
>>502941630>>502938438>>502938419>>502938170Okay is that better?
>>502944191do you have the one with the GMs erping with anime models in goldshire?
>>502944376I like reading what people put on their TurtleRP. That profile is pretty good.
>>502943875Well I'll give it a try, some classes look interesting but most look very over the top.
>>502944376AN alluringt. ESL monkeh
>>502944439I need to see this
>>502945162I'm sorry sir. I've fixed it.
>cc2 update to deal with the introduced issues>rogue: cricketslmao even
>>502945719They have literally never given a fuck about rogues
>>502945637calm down I just corrected your grammar and didn't threaten you with anal rape
>>502945934enough fucks to constantly nerf them in the most retarded and random ways despite the class already being beyond dead
>>502945162elves are coke addict trolls, please understand
>be the most OP, brainless piece of shit class for PvP AND PvE for almost 20 years straight>some pserver doesn't make you even more bullshit overpowered>every rogue: WAHAHAH WHAH ITS BROKEN DEAD CLASS REEEEfuck all roguesgenocide all roguescurbstomp all roguesnow you know how actual shit classes felt for the past 20 years
serbers are dead again...
>Actively crashing your server just so people go over to Fresh and MB3 moreTurtle devs...I kneel
>>502945975why not?
>>502946272cuz my char is a futa
>>502946168>>502946181I'll never get my set in time for the weekly raid
>>502946158settle down torta we know you don't like rogues
REMOVE GELKIS remove gelkis you are worst centar. you are the horse idiot you are the horse smell. return to kolkar. to our kolkkar cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,gelkis we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole horse stink gelkis sqhipere shqipare..gelkis genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead gelkis..ahahahahahGELKIS WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget khan shaka .kolkar we kill the khan , kolkar return to your precious thosen needle….hahahahaha idiot horse and gelkis smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE GELKIS FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. magram+horde+goblin=kill gelkis…you will deaded tupac alive in magram village, tupac making album of magram . fast rap tupac centaru. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink horse… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
>go to bed because servers are fucked and game patched like 3 times>wake up 7 hours later>game still fuckedwhat the hell turdle
Rogue is actually pretty strong.
>>502946401NOBODY fucking likes rogues except the braindead mongoloids playing themwarlocks being close 2nd
>>502944439nta, but here you go
>>502946158>be the most OP, brainless piece of shit class for PvP AND PvE for almost 20 years straightwhat kind of deranged schizo tranny fantast is this?
>>502946549that shit is hilarious and basedfucking anime girls in WoW
is this good for retardo? i won't take improved blessings to be useful once a week
Which class does Torta even play?
>>502946467It'll all be worth it when they get the launcher working, just think it will have the same function as the wow.exe but uhhh in a separate program
>>502946549lmao thanks
>>502946549another one, no erp though
>>502946678yeah that boggles my noggin too>launch launcher>log in to launcher>launch game>log in to WoW????
>>502946549kill ALL weebs
>>502946549>hugs youerping WHORE
>>502946490>bottom of the meters>free kill in pvpY-yeah...
>>502946629paladin and hates that holy shock could be used offensively
>>502946490doing damage control already dragunovi? you wont convince the masses that don't already hate rogue.
>>502946815I thought that was the dragonuvi guy not torta?
>>502946764this is a strange format for fmc logs
>>502946764based /tttt/
>>502946941everyone i hate is the same person
If I wanted rank 13 on Turtle how much Honor would I need to get?
Rogue is actually bussin.
>>502946815>>502946898>>502946941dragqueenovi is not responsible for class changes and we don't know who the fuck keeps messing things up
>>502946764
>>502947047we need someone to pin the changes on this shit is ridiculousi guess i have to shoot akalix
>>502947006get honorspy and check for yourself
>>502947147it sounds like the rest of the staff isn't happy about it either because they keep receiving the brunt of the player rage for all the retarded shit some angry troon pulls from the shadows
>>502946753What would you do if you were the orc in this situation?
>>502947281they probably suggested 90% of the changes anonit was most likely a team feedback for each class change and now that they see most changes are hated they're upset they can't blame one personthey all deserve backlash
>>502947385Lock my fingers around their necks and fuck them against the wall
>>502947489the whole team should be gassed, i agree
>>502947385turn 360 and walk away
>>502947570settle down fernando, it's just some pixels and it can be fixedi don't think it will be fixed, but it can be. we just gotta kill the turtleman.
>>502947660they've had years to fix shit but instead made things worse and buffed warriors lmao
>>502947385go back to fishing
my wow.exe disappeared from troontle folder, what the fuck is this shit?
>>502947764i thought warriors were essentially unchanged?if anything, deep prot should've been buffed
>>502947829I'm sorry miss- Sylma i'll be back fishing a once
>>502946764relatable
>>502947924faggot
>>502947920they buffed prot and fury and armswarriors went from being #1 to being even further ahead
>>502947385>>502947829This is the correct answer
>>502947871If you ask nicely windows defender might give your .exe back
Rogues are actually super dominant and the slightest buff would skyrocket them, see the improved backstab change - the saving grace of CC2.
>>502948247stop baiting, troon
>>502948238And why did this happen now and not a single time for the last few years?
>>502948547it happens to me every week or so, maybe you were spared from getting your exe silently patched
>>502948547because the launcher works in a different way and now wd think it's a threat
the complaints are overblown rogue is still the second best melee dps
>>502948247deca i'm gonna hurt you in game
no...
>>502948881lol after the buffs to melee hunters i don't think so
>>502944191oh that's funnyshame they ban people for hacking to gm islandit's a private server shit like that should be given a green light IMO or just put a portal up in the capitals to TP there
>they decide to create a completely pointless launcher that does literally hothing useful>it breaks everythingthis is the quality standard going forward. They can't even make a shitty glorified downloader without making it an absolute disaster and retards trust them to port an entire game to a new client. rofl.
https://youtu.be/b6kgat5xVTU?feature=shared&t=293imagine the erp
>>502949562it updated 4 addons for me, I wouldn't call it useless
>>502948840>>502948843Man I just want to play wow, I guess I should expect shit like this from pservers
>ummm yes just add an exclusion from the turtle wow folder pls do not tust the antivirus saar
>>502949737>male nightelf>uses o.O unironically>wtfs at random assets>cringe af musicthis is like a scientific paper on "normalfaggots" condensed into a single being, what causes this kind of brainrot? it's way too fucking commonit's the same kind of person to call you gay for playing a female char, they do not have the ability to imagine a rotating apple in their mind
>>502950718New to private servers? Winblows flags anything that modifies files and isn't approved by the saar department as dangerous.
Even malwarebytes is screaming about trojans.Shenna put something in there and is trying to cover it up.
>>502946272Cause my char is a cutedom orc who wants to hold hands, talk about his fears and then stretch someone ass so much that you would able to put a melon on it
>>502950718>still using antivir>in 2024holy fucking tech illiterate retard lmao
uhhh bros why is my CPU and GPU running at 100% while running turtle? Is this normal? It didnt even hit 10% before.
>>502948247This! Dust of Disappearance, Remorseless, Attacks, Improved Backstab, and Improved Ambush making you a menace on the battlefield. Maybe some of you rogues just aren't playing the class right, hmm?
>>502951487>menace>slightly tickle somebody>they turn around and oneshot you
>a bunch of fake system files written to disk by wow.exeyeah okay im uninstalling this trash and never reinstalling again
>>502951487I'm glad someone understands...
My PC keeps bluescreening after the latest turtle update even when im not playing turtle
why is my pc suddenly emitting an estrogen fog
>cmd opens showing some ASCII art of an anthro with the text "You've been PAWNED by xXCyberFuzziesXx" and the closes and 0.47 secondsYeah I think I'm done with this server
>>502952106
Having to post from my other PC because my main one is asking me to send Monero to some crypto wallet to let me log back in??? the fuck???
>A paladin must be good and will lose all Light-given abilities if he ever willingly commits an evil act.>While he may adventure with others from different organizations, a paladin will never knowingly associate with evil persons, nor will he continue an association with someone who consistently offends his moral code.How does that even work in-game, if i party with a warlock i go back to level one?
Just got an email that someone used my credit card to buy something called "Chance Unflared" wtf???
>>502952697you become an oathbreaker and cannot call upon the light as well.
Why did dominos just show up at my front door with 6 pizzas im not paying for that shit
are you fucking serious
FRESH HYPE
>you are now enlisted as a blackwater mercenary you deploy to ukraine on fridayIts cool that the launcher updates my addons but what is this
Turtle devs just giving everybody more reason to abandon their shitware and go back to classic
https://forum.turtle-wow.org/viewtopic.php?p=108776#p108776
>>502953080wtf I got that too
>>502953248Where is that anon that was crying about paladin being too OP and the only viable class in the game
>>502953371likely finally realized warriors are way better besides tanking and gave up because that's what he actually cares about
>>502953080>slava uk...ACK!!wouldn't it be funny if shenna reported the IPs of all those ukrainian draft dodgers playing on the server to jewlensky?
3 more mounts! *coughs blood*
>>502953248
I just received a huge package of HRT and I'm expected to pay for it...How did torta get my address?
>turtle wow does fine with just some custom content>attempts to change classes and fails miserably pissing everyone offwhy even trythey have 0 experience and didn't even try to copy successful changes others have madelike all you had to do was look at what people liked from tbc/wotlk about certain classes, look at the problems in vanilla and find a balance of new and fun and fixing bad.
>>502956175i'm having fun with the changes, the complainers are dps/hps logs monkeys or pvpers (this one is fair)
>>502956175I'm happy with the class changes
>>502956175They HAVE to reinvent the wheel because TBC and beyond is BAD and SOULLESS
Should have gone to the drylands
>>502956175>>502956409>>502956504nah the only ones seething are cucked faggot rogues because the only reason they picked rogue was because of how ridiculously overpowered it was compared to other classes and now everyone else caught up to the powerlevel so they can no longer "pwn nubz" with 0 effortyou can't prove me wrong and will cope by spamming the same replies ala "schizo" and "fanfic"FUCKROGUES
the twow launcher makes me feel funny...
We're getting the day one fresh classic classic experience on turtle today.
>>502957103It's a story as old as fucking time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kegQzuyrS_E
>>502957103you're literally retarded and have no idea about the game
>>502957378t. keyboardturning rogue faggot
>>502957103
>>502957491keyboard turning classes are paladin and hunter
>>502957551You can't do that on turtle, they nerfed reckoning to 1 attack stack max.
>>502957562>losing to paladins and hunters as a roguepathetic
>if it isn't troon erp posting it's some retard with cheap baitsGreat general you've got here.
the only thing my rogue is good for is worshipping hogger~
>>502957103can you explain to me how they were overpowered specifically?
>>502957661Maybe that's for the better, I don't do much pvp. Just posted the webm because I find it very funny.
>The crazy thing to me is that sunder requires no talent points, and is so efficient of an ability that warriors are willing to spam it just for extra wf procs even when they dont need to reapply the debuff. So maintaining it is literally no dps loss to them whatsoever because its part of their dps rotation. Not to mention that they dont have to talent into it either. While I dont think maintaining IEA is as bad as Sringaram makes it out to be, its def much worse than sunder. Investing talent points and combo points into it for a barely better sunder that warriors get for free and we still do less damage regardless feels real bad. Its obviously still worth to maintain on bosses since it is impacting every physical dps by roughly 5% damage increase but it just feels bad that the support capabilities we have are just worse overall than what warriors have, and they still do 20% more damage>If we go full damage ignoring any support talents whatsoever, we shouldnt be doing 20% less damage than a class that is able to easily apply sunder on every trash mob and initial boss before IEA is applied (equates to around a 35-40% damage bonus for every single physical dps in raid, easily the most impactful debuff in the game) plus provide 290 party wide AP from BS. Like in what world does that make sense balance wise. The only argument for why warriors should be doing significantly more damage than rogues is from a leveling/pvp balance side of things, since they are often quite lackluster in those areas, and therefore in theory could be buffed in pve to compensate, but rested xp + warmode makes leveling an absolute joke on this server and pvp should be a minor consideration since pve content is far more populardid rogues just realize warriors are op or something
>>502957873Good girl
>>502957907he can't because it's bullshit
>>502957103I don't even play on turtle
>>502958003It is funny, but not every paladin can do and you have to give up a lot of utility to spec for it. And it only works if someone keeps critting you repeatedly.
>>502957907i dunno, having a toolkit that has more abilities available for control in pvp than 3 classes combined maybe? the ability to guarantee kill anything below 5k hp with a cookie cutter rotation? don't make me post that retarded dwarf video using a literal revolver reel to kill people>>502958078inbred nigger
>>502957907World of Roguecraft should answer that question. Watch it, it's educational and entertaining both.
WoW retail sub ends in a few days, was thinking of trying Turtle WoW... what faction is the /vg/ guild in? Please be Horde because I want to be a goblin...
>>502958409Don't play turtlethey cant keep the server up for more than 10 minutes for over a day straight nowit's a disaster
>>502958409it's le wholesome crossfactionhope you like ERP
>>502958226>retarded dwarf video using a literal revolver reel to kill peopleYou mean THE DEATH WHEEL performed by a hero dwarf wearing his BLAST gearset? I fucking love it.
>>502958542yesand the joke is, literally anyone can copy it regardless of gear level and get free kills on peopleexcept the mouthbreathing rogue mongoloids that keep crying how weak rogue is
>>502958409Faction doesn't matter since you can party up and talk with anyone so you can be a goblin in a party of high elves
>>502958409cross faction and guild enforced erp, you will have to satsify 3 elves a day
>>502958865and two of them are sylma's alts
I'm gonna make a high elf paladin (male) and nobody can stop me
Now where do I go first.. fishing for some flagged hcs maybe?
>>502958226>things that don't happenget lobotmized
>>502958989Do you think Sylma likes handholding and kissing with other elves
>>502958409Shitposters aside, guilds on Turtlewow are indeed crossfaction. We've got a few anons in <Full Moon Company>. Not enough anons to start raiding quite yet but we've been growing steadily.
>>502958390That video is from patch 1.3 or 1.4 or somewhere around there vs undergeared, half-AFK players who don't even fight back. It has nothing to do with 1.12, much less turdle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUQlcK83m1s
>>502939539>a real humanoid
>>502959201>denying the well documented existence of cb/prep rogue that does ~4,5k dmg with a grey lvl1 dagger and 0 gear equippedBAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU FUCKING INBRED NIGGER
>>502959798>>502959441
>want to aoe farm for gold>turdle cucks redoubt because high end players don't have a reason to gear more defense against bosseswhy
>>502959896>paladin>farming lashersactual cancerous tumor
Rogue is really strong, if you want I can teach you a few tricks later~
>>502959441>>502959857>"i-i-it's an old patch an irrelevant!"please tell us what prohibits you from pressing the exact same sequence of skills in 1.12, go ahead
>>502960587>t.
i never expected to spend as much as i have on twow. my girlfriend's husband has told me to quit. how can i stop when they're constantly putting things up for sale at a really good price?
>>502961117retard
>>502961191yes, you are one for not being able to press a fixed sequence of buttons
I have a nelf twink, how do I send xer to fmc
>>502961191I'm just gonna bury you now.https://youtu.be/8XVtDMipgFw?si=CivF24q3FCJhAWv2&t=226
Post HOGGED rogues
>>502961514i hate ring menu with passion but that's funny
>vgtroons are so bad at this game they die to rogueslmao
stop...
>>502961787I don't give a shit about the ring menu, but I love everything in that video, especially how he kills 3.5k health players as a level 52 rogue with there being zero opportunity for the players to do anything about it and here you have bitch rogues coming in to complain about being underpowered.
>>502829685the beta is about to have a major patch update, and after that, a launch window should be on schedule for early 2025. playing the beta right now is as expected for an mmo with zero players in the world.
New skibidi toilet kinda bussin frfr
>>502962493>3.5k hpIn case you didn't know, eviscerate does static damage.Meanwhile geared players have 6k+ HP and deal considerably more damage overall because their shit actually scales.
>>502963441EVISCERATEDEALSSTATICDAMAGEMan, you're like a fucking copy of Mute. It's hilarious.
>>502963626literally who
>>502963695https://youtu.be/k1t0A1cqGcw?si=aEgnNC51314AmEL5&t=812Literally you.
>>502963441>"UHHHH MY ONE SPELL THAT DOESNT REQUIRE ANY GEAR DEALS ONLY HALF HP OF NAXX GEARED PEOPLE ROGUE SO BAAAAD"ye we should buff eviscerate to do 6k crits
>>502964509Crit evis is like 2k damage top. Stop smoking cock.
>>502964615Your expose armor bro? You do know how to expose sapped targets, right?
How do they manage to break their entire game just by putting out a launcher and nerfing paladinsBlizzard tier dev quality
man fuck fmc I'm joining dairy tales
>>502964834'tis what happens when your server is built upon a known bad core, either you live with bugs, risk crashing everything or pointlessly rewrite everything
>>502944191Wait, is this the sameOlivine? Pffffffff hahahaha
>>502964726I said top.
>>502965223And I said down.
>>502913025Please remember to make mention of the Tauri guilds n the next thread.
>>502958542>>502958226>don't make me post that retarded dwarf video using a literal revolver reel to kill peoplewhat is this i wana see
>>502965690>>502961514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGczhBpY3b4rogues are weak
>>502966282how can he backstab an enemy while they are facing him?
>>502966662that's season of discovery shenanigans
>>502966282>season of dogshit
>>502966702maybe you don't understand but the word backstab implies stabbing in the back, not the front. i'll ask this time, who is responsible for changing the meaning of words without changing the actual words?
>>502966898blizzard
>>502966662Facestabbed him
>>502966898it's a back-backstab in SoD
Honestly though real talk, TurtleWoW's rogue would rinse on any 1.12 server. The class on here is actually pretty fucking litty. Not sure what that anon is about.
>>502967313erm bro, the script says bussin
It's perfectly fine to have pvp/utility-focused talent trees, not everything has to be viable for dragon-killing
>>502953248Another good balance patch
sisters ive never played a day one launch before...what should i expect tomorrow?
i got my lube, doritos and redbulls ready haha...i'm just really nervous to be honest
>ST>lvl 60 undead warrior in grp>just runs into a radom direction while half the grp is still flying>doesn't even know where to go or what to dowhy are zugzugs like this?
plugged and caged for launch
>>502971013200 niggers competing for the same 10 mobslaunch days are grim shit
>>502972456oh wow im not sure i can handle that people haha i get really nervous. im planning on playing a female night elf priest. can you be my guide?
>>502972731Kill yourself retard
>melee hunters escaped with just a 4 second cd increase on carvefinally a dev that doesnt instantly nerf huntards into the ground after giving us strong buffs. dont care if theyre shady troons, twow devs >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> blizzard
>>502972731I'll be playing futa nelf warrior...
Patchnotes doko?
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DASVm8uJh_R/i can't wait for classic bros
>>502973590At this point a braindead monkey> blizzard when it comes to development. At least the monkey won't actively try to make things worse.
*sighs*
>"Solve" the issue of druid hots not stacking >lock it behind tree of life form
>>502974484based, fuck balance
Wpsg, Tauri discord link:HTTPS://discord.gg/DHZFZpffMN
shan't use discord
>discorddead guild, i don't make the rules
if someone have some time >>502913025https://forums.darknestfantasy.com/index.php?threads/guide-hd-models-to-classic-blood-elves-to-classic-custom-hairstyles.47412/#post-690227the full tutorial to port HD to classic/Wrath/vanilla
why discord if only 3 people play on tauri?
are we cursed to play private wow servers forever
>>502976016you can play retail at any time anon
>>502975735It’s a server discord since there are no cross faction guilds.
>>502976123i keep coming back
I forgot my username for tauri wow fuuuuuuck
mistakes were made
>>502977378ok pearl
>>502976016There will never be an mmo that focuses on rpg elements, class fantasy, leveling and doesnt have a cash shop, so yes.
>>502933096What guild is this? Its not an anon guild right?
>>502982648>anon guildthis thread is bad company, too many ERPers
>>502982648It's the guild for asmon fans
>>502982648literal reddit guild
>>502982648Its the alliance counter part to dairy tales
>>502983416And what's Dairy Tales
>>502983183But is Texas Knights a cool guild y/n? Can I hate on troons in guild chat?
>>502983945you can and you may
dead
Alive
This is your DPS for BRD.Say something nice.
>>502986091She's cute
>>502986091Join us on Tauri :)
>>502986091every elf should be executed
i enjoy the changes made to the xp system in wallcarft, in particular the boosted xp gained from completing quests. however, im not a big fan of playing beta by myself.
>>502986442Do you want some gold?
Don't play on tauri. It's dead. Legion in 2 years.
>>502986597sure. mail me two gold, and only two gold, so that i can replace my shitty level 4 mace with a white weapon sold by a vendor. ingame name is mozart, horde.
>>502986442there's a beta?I thought that shit was vaporware
>half of eles talents don't workquality server turtle.
>wipe once in BRD due to healer pulling extra 2 packs>paladin tank rages "-9k exp. nice run" and hearths outpaladins you're so soft.
>>502988461theres only 2 types of paladins.Gods or fucking shitters who need to be wiped off the fucking planet.
she looks weak to fel corruption
>hunter asspulls 3 mobs>no traps>gets dazed because he's on cheetos stanceme oneshotting his retard ass was a kindness
On that fishing grind. Goblin bro started dancing with me on the boat to Stranglethorn.
>>502988461>having trouble farming exp as a paladin on turtle of all fucking servers>running dungeons for exp and not quests/lootThese retards need to reroll off my class
>>502990872I like doing dungeons as a little break inbetween the chainpull levelling. Some of the loot in the custom dungeons and their related quest rewards are too good to pass up.
they STILL haven't fixed the launcher?
>>502991943oh fuck who gave this schizobeard gunpowder
I'm not gonna make it.
>>502992270>release malware>it rightfully gets detected as malware>wtf why aren't they fixing the thing they intended???
>>502992270Just pretend the launcher does not exist. Why is every retard on discord crying that the launcher does not work instead of just booting the game with the WoW.exe like they always did?
>$50 FOMO on a private serverlmao
>launcher installed lexies version of atlaslootwell I'm done with this shit.
>>502992907i remember interacting with lexie from my brief time(2 weeks) in macromost stuck up holier than thou cunt i've ever had the displeasure of meeting.
>>502992907just edit the lua and remove the flags
>>502992907i was wondering why my atlasloot was suddenly fuckedgod dammit i thought the patcher would be nice with its one-button update addons feature
>>502993050lexies version doesn't have shit the other one has.reason is "waaah I don't have access to the database." fucking pansy cunt.
Levelling fishing can be a bit dull but atleast you get to chill in Sun Rock Retreat again.
>Don't use launcher>TRP profiles are all backIt was a bad dream nothing more
>>502987119There is a beta, and it's still vaporware funslop
>>503001223Is that... a FULL MOON
>>503001563As hideous as that creature may be, at least she's still a woman unlike sylma who will never be one.
Do I have to reach a certain level to send mail on Turtle? Currently level 8 and it says I can't use the mailbox.
>>503003203that's a man
>>503001223Okay I just understood what full moon company means, fuck you guys, what's wrong with you?
>>503003853mental illness what elsefunny how jannies condone it and never ban those brainrotted faggots
>>503003853I don't get it
>>503004151FURRY FAGGOT WEREWOLVES COME TO GIVE YOU COMPANY (read: RAPE) AT FULL MOON
>>503004371actually it was named after sylma's ass as it was predominantly is what got the guild going a year ago
>>503003503Think you have to be level 10 to send mail if it's your first character
Does lft sometimes get stuck? I was in a party earlier, the leader said lets reque and we instantly found a group, what am I not aware of
>>503004660I need more of Sylma's ass tbqh
>>502992803>turdle anon discovers store donationsmeanwhile i am livid that i cant get 15k to get DP and buy a Tmog for me at that shop because i keep wasting gold with shit, and forgetting to sell tmogs and matsOh and the lottery is a pain
>tfw 100g on twow:ci sure can't afford this new weapon skill book shit
>>503004371No. It's because Sylma posted butt all the time. The "Full Moon" is in reference to butt. It was spelled out when they were coming up with names in this thread (because it's a /wpsg/ guild) and some anon said "why don't we name it full moon after Sylma's butt" and people liked it because it was one of the less obvious and obnoxious names.
>>503006585>wonder why the fuck the earth elementals near kargath are always dead 100% of the time>elemental earth sells for 2g each in a flashguess that'll do it
>>503006585Hope you like spamming dungeons then for them.
What should I roll on turtle wow, bros? I like gnomes.
>>503006952>elem earth worth something nowwew>>503006994I only /need/ one, eventually two. Feel bad for new players.
>>503007154I dont see many warlocks if you want to be unique, disc priests are pretty good if you want a healer, and pally if you want an overall good class
>>503004660>>503006885that's even worse than what I could have imagined
Winterpine Stormguard...
>>502996737Wife!
>>503007404NTA but what's THE warlock specplease don't say demo please don't say demo please don't say demo please don't say demo
>>503007738that's a filthy harlot, not wife
>>503007872Did I stutter? I like harlots!
>>503006885that's so stupid I believe it, a bit funny too
>>503007467>>503007914I mean I didn't say it was any better. But if you're going to rage at their guild name, rage at it for the right reason instead of making up some werewolf shit.
>>503007154If you're not a 2H warrior, you are gay.
>>503007780Like I said I havent seen many.I think destro and affliction work in dungeons, I'm not sure if demo even is a spec, lock also had some recent qol features like soulshards stacking to 3 and soul bags having a chance to not consume shards
>>503008046Warrior is the second most homosexual class after paladin.
>ywn have an entire guild named after your ass
There better be lots of rogue fixes and changes once I get home and log in.
It's been fun bros but I deleted my turtle character since Fresh is coming out again. See you guys there
>>503009292I know right? I've been trying to enchant mine to be bigger, but...
>>503009464lol, lmao even
>>503009464they fucked stealth again
>>503008838Rogue is the gayest class. Hiding is for faggots and they're obsessed with buttsex. And just the name. "Rogue." So faggy.Paladin is second gayest. Warrior is the third gayest.Then it goes Druid, Hunter, Priest. Those classes are gay.After that we get to the straight classes. Shaman (which is borderline), Warlock, and Mage. Mage is the most heterosexual class in the game. If you play a Mage, you will have sex with women in real life. Guaranteed.
>>503010593I play rogue and fuck my wife daily so what gives?
>>503010593Its true, women lust over my pointy blue hat
>>503010826
>>503010826as they say "rogues do it from behind", have you ever seen wife's dick?
>>503010940>>503010969dilate
Used to get full lobbies on days like theses...
>>503010593>If you play a Mage, you will have sex with women in real life. Guaranteed.WHOA
Do you think PvE support sub rogue is worthwhile? I'm fiddling around with talents but I can't seem to find the sauce.https://talents.turtle-wow.org/rogue?points=AoYDIoAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAoCYYJCYRKQoBAA%3D
>>503011639you retarded?
>>503010826>lying to try and trick anons into going the gay waynot today satan
>>503012063No?
trying to use the turtle patcher/launcher and my pc wont let me allow the .exe to launch the game. am i just fucked?
>>503010593>Mage is the most heterosexual class in the game. If you play a Mage, you will have sex with women in real life. Guaranteed.LMAO Good one anon
>>503012334here's a tipdouble click this instead of using the launcher
>>503011639>sub rogue PvE>supporthahahah what the fuck, are turtle devs retarded?
>>503012268then why are you asking about shenna's humiliation ritual spec?
How much are the new JC enchants? I know it depends on the exact one, any rough averages?
>>503012527now read his post again, slowly this time
>>503012771not a terrible idea but they sure made it so it was bad numerically because fuck you
What happened to the turtle guild? Did it get changed again?
>>503012990>support tree for a pure damage dealer
>>503012837It seemed interesting. Who is shenna?
>>503013197Retarded take, both assasination and sub already had support abilities and rogues providing loads of CC is a kind of support, that it doesn't work well for hitting bosses or aoeing packs is a different topic
>>503012990it is a terrible ideawho the fuck plays rogue on a vanilla+ server and thinks>hmm I sure wish I could gimp myself to buff my fury warrior's damage
>>503013554If it worked out numerically no one would be complaining because (You)'d rather be playing assa or combat to deal better personal dps and for pvp it's irrelevant
>>503013172olivine threw a melty at shitposters and erp drama so we all moved to FMC
Just watched this human paladin run straight into the Sepulcher and get insta killed by the Deathguards. Did she just go mad? We will never know.
>>502974484>"Solve" the issue of druid hots not stackingWhat was the issue and how did they solve it?t. druid healing enthusiast but doesn't play turtle
>>503014684The issue was that they don't stack so tree-druids who can ONLY use HoTs felt a bit awkward if you had more than one of themNow if your Regrowth or Rejuv are replaced they instantly heal for a portion of their remaining duration
>>503012334windows defender locked your executable. try turning it off and if still doesn't work you might need to download the game again to get your wow.exe back
>>503014275I outran through brill before and died to a patrol, some 60 laughed at my corpse :(
>>503014921And then they locked that functionality behind being in tree form? Man that is pretty retarded
>>503015324I don't think so personally, tree form needed something to sweeten the deal and people have been complaining about how not worth it it is since its inceptionResto druid has a lot of neat ways to play now and each healing spell has a way to interact with at least one other healing spell which is cool, tree needed something to corner the King of HoTs niche
>>503010593Honestly, this is the correct answer.t. Warrior main
>>503010593What about Monks, DKs and Deon Hunters? DKs / DHs vie for first place with Rogues in my opinion.
>>503016661extremely gaytransexual, even
>>503016661This anon is correct >>503017618
>>503016661dh fly around like fairies, very gay dk resurrect former lovers(male)monks have never seen a woman except pandas(gay)
We are anxiously awaiting the Turtle refugees on Tauri.
I shant be playing tauri
>used launcher to update addons>log in to launcher>launch game>have to log in to game>fucks my UI>installs lexibean piece of shit atlas>fucks my autoloot settings>fucks my fov setttingsgee nice fucking launcheri'm doing a fresh install and not touching that bloatware
>>503021094Stuff fixed itself for me by updating the launcher aids and then just going back to using the .exe
>>503021570i was using superwow and i could not get the autoloot to fix itself
>>503023748What I did for that problem was get the new superwow release and reapply the dll from that
Across the sea
>>503023957ye i'm snagging it nownew install doesn't take too long and i backed up my binds/settings/ui/addons.
>>503024091somewherebeyond the seamy cat stands on golden saaaandsand watches the zeppsthat go sailing
>>503024091Seriously thinking about sailing to kalimdor too. It's getting harder and harder to come up with in character excuses to continue doing quests for the forsaken. Also I just know the micro second I get distracted this thing roaming Silverpine will rip my head off and there goes my run.
Is there anybody in the turtle community that does custom model edits for cash?
>>503019443not coming
>>503028218youre ebtter off finding a 3d model artist or some shit on fiver or twitter or whatever
>half the guild going to fresh fresh...
>>503025010>moving away from worgenswhy tho
>ZF>two paladins>ones prot other is ret>ret is clearly new>middle of zf tank gets hexed>paladins are the only ones who can dispel in the group>ret paladin casts hand of freedom on the tank.>hes still hexed>he casts blessing of protection>hes still hexed>whole time tank is spamming "cleanse" in chat>he casts blessing of wisdom on the tank>hex wears off and tank is free
fresh won
>a new player doesn't know exactly what to docrazy
>>503034645meant for >>503033254
Is turtle still shitting itself? Can't seem to log in
>>503035743Yeah it is, we’re all playing on Tauri now.
>>503036040I just finished a 2 hour session where I queued up for rdf as soon as I logged on and it didn't even pop once
Goodbye moldHello FRESH
>>503036865That can happen, questing is faster than dungeons, but the best times to queue for RDF is the evening and afternoons of CET
what's rdf
pserv bros... I don't feel so good
>>503039809take some zicam and drink wateri'll get you some 7up and chicken noodle soup
>>503040826thanks bro
Join us on Tauri, we can do CMs and get moggies!
sylma balls
i'm making a list of every player who has wronged me and i intend to exact vengeance in any way possible.
what's the worst erp you've ever come across?
>>503051324>i will never know why a quilboar knew that spell
Who asked for this shitty launcher? I just want to fucking play
>>503052863No one asked for it and it's funny that they're eventually going to force people to use it sometime later just to even play
Not like this...
