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TBBC
YO TAUNT
Nelfies
>>503126270FUCKIN PAYO
FASGY VND FRESHY
Classic launch>1M views on twitchclassic classic launch>100k views on twitchVOLUMESOLUMES
GET A B-REZ ON ZUELASE
>>503126393can't taunt up
Start hardcore and just continue PvE when I die or just go casual on PvE from the start?
>>503126428p-poggers in the chat...?
Healers won BIGLY
>>503126270>I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT TO ROLL>I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT TO ROLL>I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT TO ROLL
>>503126445IT'S JOEVERWAIT FOR NEXT FRESH
>>503126403>>503126416NAs are pig disgusting. Do you keep eggs on fridge too?
i will be taking the brillpill
You guys ready for the queue?
fem humies are love
>Trolls and gnomes not in the cinematic>weren't going to be in the gameprobably would have been kino without them
>>503126445good, maybe we won't get raped with 1 hour queues on every serveralso>PvE bonuses: comfy>PvP bonuses: gank retards until TBC then flight invalidates world pvpunironically tough choice
cum soooooooooooooo goooooooooooooood baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby
Who did Curse of Agony? Whisper me who did Curse of Agony so I can kick them from the raid.
>>503126508clean it up sissy
>>503126445
lore wise are all nelf males druids? as in, they don't do anything except become druids?
i hope we get new covid
let it be known it was ONE guy who started the fresh craze. you see, it was meerkatz in 2014. back then, we called it server hopping. /wpsg/ was on hellground and meerfatz was guild leader. they had weekly karas but never enough for 25m raids. poleshits pooped out a fresh wotlk server every month or so and meerkatz hopped on all of them, because the weekly kara and zulaman raids got boring. he actively recruited people for the wrath adventure but only 50% followed him. hellground was 1x-3x xp with no p2w shop (only bags, gems, mounts). so people were invested in the server and didnt want to leave for wotlk fresh. combine this with insane level of shitposting from homu, dorner and le aunt poisoner (some kazhakstani who poisoned his own aunt because he didn't want her to have a baby), the situation escalated. also there was some guy called wetboipussy who posted dick pics and got doxxed. and finns that scouted all the decent players from /wpsg/ to recruit them for their own,more successful guild. at last, meerkatz finally succeeded to have a 25m roster on polewell realm#1 but then lost interest and fucked off for a while. this is where the pickles/yarrick saga begins and theater of dreams #2 was launched. but because everyone was autistic and retarded, that didn't last for long either. they couldn't even agree on what's counterclock wise on thaddius. afterwards a big drought came until nostalrius, where <dragon in forest> (formerly nihilium) was formed, which later turned into mandate of heaven. the leader there was indiola, some nordic 22 y old with great interest in erp and feminization pedo grooming. naturally, the entire guild evolved around that. they would just raid and afterwards hang out on the bridge in IF to commence their degenerate acts. multiple kids got groomed and feminized, it's a tragedy. anyway, the rest you all should know. nost shut down and making servers for the vanilla crew was profitable. shenna, crogge, whitekidney, fresh maze
Elysium was my favorite p.server experience.
CLEAR COMMS
>can't decide faction>can't decide race>can't decide class>can't decide proffs>can't decide pve/pvp>can't decide NA/OCEwtf bros
>>503126627Gnomes were a gay mistake made over 20 years agoWhat should have been the alliance 4th pick back then
20 minutes faggots, remember what you are fighting for
DO I NEED TO CLOSE AND REOPEN THE CLIENT TO SEE WHEN THE SERVERS GO LIVE OR CAN I JUST KEEP OPENING AND CLOSING THE SERVER LIST?
Predict queue times. My take: 8 hours
>>503126824Elves
the best part of fresh is that chinese and russians arent allowed have fun of everlook faggots KEK
As a priest I have to go tailoring, right?What's a good prof to pair with it for leveling>inb4 Engineeringthat's for cap. or should I just not even bother with a 2nd prof while leveling
>>503126737I'm built like that (except my booba are bigger)
Is Dungeon leveling viable as Tank?
>>503126882close and reopen just the server list you don't have to do the client
im a vanilla(nost) vet
>>503126763zeth'khur bros ?
<Mandate of Heaven>Horde, Nightslayer (US PVP)Active community from private servers to classic, high performing raids with a relaxed atmosphere for 15 years.Full content cleared first week. Consumes and wbuffs required for every raid. Level 20 warlock required of every member.Recruiting /vg/ gamers, but be advised we also recruit in world chat and on server discords.Not recruiting: anyone who wants to raid as a memespec - we reserve this privilege for officers.We accept players of all races and genders - no transphobia or racism is tolerated.https://discord.gg/hfKDbh8Ft2
>>503126887Uhhh, it's 10pm no one can wait that long
>>503126882server list updates automatically, no need to do anything
>>503126537Chicken parmesan is tasty. But you didn’t hear that from me.>t. shitalian
ARE WE GOING HORDE OR ALLIANCE ON PVP??
>>503126824nothing just 3 and 3
>>503126668>PvE bonuses:>chemically induced sissification via intravenous cocktail >PvP bonuses:>drop the game once tbc starts like last timeThe choice is clear
>>503126927why would you "have" to go tailoring?there's only one good recipe that's a rare drop thats just marginally better than the blue dress
>>503127019alliance
>>503126404Only real niggas remember this one
>>503126715stop sacrificing people to the classic gods
>>503127019EU-PvP is on Alliance.
I'm rolling PvE because that's where my friends are gonna play.
What should i eat today to celebrate going back home bros?
I gotta pee but i'm scared to move
>>503126927Tailoring/skinning or tailoring/enchantingYou want tailoring because priests are the only class who gets their Pre-BiS from it. Early enchanting might get you a wand but it will cost you tons of silver. Skinning is just passive money.
1 last goon before launch
New Fag here. Do I have to start wow at 11 o'clock or I can start it now and when servers will be up they will show?
20 minutes...Anyone got a roll image?
>>503126959im a vanilla(emerald dream, 2013) vet
ITS UP
Kino oce launch party in voice channelhttps://discord.gg/WTHmApwT
EU pvp alliance Chads rise up
>>503127270goon in my mouth
>>503126530I finally decided. It will be human warlock, pvp server.
CLEAR COMMSCLEAR COMMS
>>503127173That Guild has a femcel there? Yikes good thing they are going Horde, imagine simping for women over WoW.
IM A MUTT???
>>503127205based im also rolling pve because im not retarded
>>503127298CONFIRMED GOGOGO
>>503126971Pupper pals represent
>>503126530FUCKING SAME FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFIUCKFVCUCFVJKKFGUFJIO
>>503127334Salute. Be nice to Druids and Shamans, kill all Rogues and Hunters
>>503126730Not at all. There are plenty of warriors, rogues, and mages (there were anyways). Illidan was a mage. Lord Ravencrest was the warrior that led the resistance against Azshara, and you can get his sword from the AQ opening event chest. Ravencrest’s Legacy.I’m sure there are huntards and stuff too. Demon hunters, of course, death knights, a few warlocks…
>>503126959same bro i miss nostalrius so muchno sharding, comfy community, no sharding, tons of people, NO SHARDING
I'll be playing Night Elf female warrior - futa of course - and receive footjobs from my healwife.
Imagine thinking you're gonna play today
There will be no queue. There is no hype for this outside mazed autists
>>503126445no queues confirmed
>>503127490sharding doesnt exist on classic
>>503127293>peenixWE LOVE CARL!
>>503127534uhhh based?
WHY DID SHE POT
>>503127473ok, coolbut female druids are NOT a thing rightthey are priestsand vice versa?
>>503127490>6-8k mega server before chinese invasion 12k rat utopia serverClassic Nost, home....
>>503127534Server? Those Feeties need good cleanin and lickin
Will we be watching our guy Pilav?
>>503127554>mfw the server queue implodes and I fuckoff to the empty HC to level then transfer over to the PvE one tomorrow morning
>>503126730>>503127473Also druids are supposed to be rarer, like a hero class or something
we made it brosthe doomers said we'd never be back here but look where we areget fucked gay nigger doomer fag losers. we're going home
>>503127534I will be playing fem nelf rogue (she only fucks animals)
>>503127149pvp is the tranny containment server though
did soda crumble and accept progression on the fresh hc server? lol
should I do pve or pvp?
>>503127679streamers are niggers so drink piss you fucking faggot
>>503127681I member busting so many loads to female tauren as a teen, somehow still not a furry.
What are the server pop limits this time around now that there's only one (1) (uno) server for each realm type per region?
>>503127629did femdead transition yet
>>503127653female night elves are all warrior/hunter/priests
>*gets hit by deathcoil*WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
>picking orc for pvp racials>using imorph to make myself an undeadperfect
>>503127716>AnimalsBASED. I hope I can find a cute druidess that lets me rail her cat form and her paws.
AAAAAAAAAAAAA I hate feeling this anxious
ZOMBROS.... WE'RE GOING HOME
autistic priest here, ready to login and quite excited.remember to have fun this is the last fresh!
>>503127653Well, that bit was retconned with the release of banilla wow. The trailer for vanilla has a female night elf druid.But it was true in the old lore.
Nobody touch the bossNobody touch the bossNobody touch the bossNobody touch the boss
>>503127841Swifty Kino!!
>>503127679dude looks like he weighs 80 kilos lmao tiny but loud just like his character
>>503127629She cheated on that guy and made him hang out with the other dude multiple times, all while getting pissed on and face raped when he wasnt visiting.
why is waiting for this so tense lmao
im going home im going home im going home im going home im going home im going home im going home im going home im going home im going home im going home im going home im going home im going home im going home im going home im going home im going home im going home
>13 minutesI am gonna go take a shit.
>>503127761Without streamers there would be no classic...
>>503127293Fuck did i play that server too. Or is just fever dream and i only played Fenix.
>>503127834>druidessdruids are all men
>>503127875>*chages in before the tank can even tag it*
>only 150k viewerseven less than when SoD released lmfao how
>>503127157okay, you've convinced me. I'm not worrying about that shit this go around. I'm doing herb alch for my mount money, gonna grind timbermaw for earth to water transmute when I hit 50ish
>>503127683>druids are supposed to be rarerwell that is certainly reflected in the servers LMAO
>>503127758unless youre going to hit 60 in under a week go pve
>>503127827Kill the warlock 1.5 second later
DO SOMETHING
>>503127851POWER TO THE FORSAKEN
>*casts curse of agony*>shitskin brownies won't even notice
>>503127851my nigga, see you in brill
>>503127793>>503127906neither of this happened
>>503127961YO TAUNT
>>503127875Were people back in the day just low IQ or were stupid on purpose? None of that shit was on TBC, not even on Kara comfy runs with shitters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWMwS-Q4Igw
>>503127771Because Minotaurs feel less furry and more like...Minotaurs.Same for shit like male Worgen, they're just werewolves and whatever the abomination that is female worgen are.
If someone takes my name I will find you… and I will kill you…
>was going to play wowyer>not sure anymoreNOT LIKE THIS I'M ALREADY BEHIND THE PACK
who we watchin
>>503128075i just asked a question, the guy is very obviously a repressed tran (he's extremely feminine and has/had a trans gf)
>>503127000You don't even need to close/open the server list?
Ok bros, time to turn on your 2006 playlists
>>503128075Ask femdead
Who the fuck thought Grubby, a total wow N00b should play on HC!? What a terrible shitty way to learn the game, with a fucking meme mode only just added recently.
>>503127841swifty got disinvited from all blizzard events because he raped someone
>>503128168#10 should have been #1, so many people are going to click off from him saying things like "wrong decision"
>Cast Curse of Recklessness on Warrior>They start attacking me
reminder to clean your balls before launchdon't want to get the itch
*blinked once*oh my lordly lord lord... only 10 bongs left...
>>503128295Well hes reckless now.
>>503128168ENOUGH with these slopbait videos I will never watch let me guess ->number 1: you didn't take engineering>number 2: u didn't save for your mount at 40 lolshut the FUCK UP with this clickbait SLOP
ten minutes before i begin my inevitable journey toward becoming a legendary wow player
need a cute fem nelfie namegoing to hit randomize until I find The One
>>503128205holy denial fag
how will you cope when classic 2 doesn't live up to classic 1
>>503128295>trusting the enemy factionRed = dead
Reminder that if you don't surge ahead by grinding mobs instead of questing from 1-10, it's over for you and you should really just wait for Classic Classic Classic instead. Don't fuck this up.
>>503128283Grubby is a ruthless businessman, he’s doing it for engagement.
Bros... I resubbed and downloaded Cata just to check out my old toon... she's still there... I wonder if any items she has are unavailable in Cata? Maybe Verigan's Fist that I still keep in the bank?
FUCK I DONT KNOW WHETHER I WANT TO BE MALE OR FEMALE UNDEAD
>>503128295Remember, if you ever fight a Warlock or Priest with Shadow Reflector, cast Curse of Recklessness on them (yourself)
You hate to see it, even SOD had more viewers at its launch.
>>503127851I'll be the Orc Rogue leveling in your Kino zones.
>>503128380Týrändè
>>503128416I'm going to constantly grind mobs and just kinda check the volatility of quests. Need some of those early ones for abilities, ya know.
>>503128373not even close.
see ya in a week /wowcg/. i aint wasting time shitposting while im lvling. remember, if you see an undead mage on pvp eu, stay away. I've watched all of vurtnes videos and i WILL kill you!
>>5031284968 minutes, trust the PLQN
>>503128448>guild still existingliar
>>503128459FEMALE FEEEEMAAAAAAAAALEEEEE FEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE
>>503128496tbc w8ing room
>>503128496NOO NOT THE HECKIN STREAMARINOS
>>503128412I'll just aggressively shitpost about how good it is until I've tricked my own brain into believing it like most people on this website do
>>503128416I’m just going to buy a few 60’s from Chang about a week from now
Five more minutes until we can all be friends
7 MINUTES
>>503128575isn't female worse for mage due to farm strats
>>503128496>twitch didn't even bother replacing the icon to the 20th anniversary artactions speak louder than words
FEM NELFIE SEXO
>>503128496>watching someone play a video gamewhy? just play it yourself
does the realm list auto refresh or do you need to close and reopen it?
SIDELINE BROSWHO ARE WE WATCHING?
>>503128575BUT MALES HAVE A COOL STRUT AND JAWLESS FACE TYPE
fuck it, i'm going pve warrior. will focus on the parsies and pve, the way the game was meant to be played. doesnt mean i wont be shitting up your battlegrounds as a noob warrior though!
im a tbc(wowscape) vet
Still don't know whether PvP or HC, it's really over
I regret resubbing
>>503128443Well someone lied to him or he himself is confused. I was down to obsessively follow his n00b journey till i found it was HC.
>>503128496How did blizz get memed into thinking FRESH was popular?
>>503128416But I need to get all the darnassus rep quests on my human male warrior
>>5031284961.1m was 2019 peak kys retoilet trash
>already tiredfuck should have gone to bed
press 1 if you're ready
>>503128567Apparently they raided even cata and never kicked me?
Friendly reminder to close any twitch stream tab RIGHT NOW and enjoy the gaming
none of you faggots better steal Cobson from me
>>503128737*smooch*do your best, nonny.
>>503127875dont charge in like a bunch of retards, okay?
DWARF OR NELF FOR HUNTER??
>>503128737want a handy j?
>>503128412Idc, waiting for TBC anyway. Might quit halfway through and wait 6 months
>>503128716PvP with me slut.>>503128737Drink some coffee slut.
i have narrowed it down to forsaken warrior or rogue, i will NOT be a dress wearer
bros which server are we playing on
HUMANPALADINPVE
IT'S UP!
I’m nervous brosI’m scared
CUTE NELFIES OWE ME SEX
>>503128737Wanna play with me tomorrow qt?>>503128846NA/EU?
>>503128737same bro might just go snooze in a bit
>>503128791house md on the other monitor for me
I JUST GOT IN
Do I need to spam reconnect to see when the servers drop or can I sit at server selection.
>>503128941good choice, I'm watching Bones
>>503128759>Dead GuildEven worse.
>>503129005you can sit at server selection
>>503128496
Im just finna grind mobs questing is going to be brutal
>>503128923>>503128997lies>>503128941>>503129026Malcolm in the Middle reporting in
IM NOT SLEEPING FOR 30 HOURS NIGGA. IM NOT
I been suffering from poo all day... do I go have another wet fart over the toilet or hold it?
>>503128829Some people complain about the sound of their guns getting annoying after a while. Classic gun sounds are loud so if that sounds like you do nelf>dwarfs are cooler
PVMPING
QUICKPVP or PVE???
One last goon sesh before servers go live.
>>503126436More like FAGGY L M A O
F R E S H ! ! ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlVSJ0AvZe0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlVSJ0AvZe0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlVSJ0AvZe0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlVSJ0AvZe0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlVSJ0AvZe0
let me iiiiiin
>>503129116literally just did a little wet fart in my pants with no time to go to the toilet. so fucking over for me
>>503129185hc pussy
>>503128383Listen up fag, if you'd turn down a minotaur lady with nice homely attitudes and wet tongues I'm questioning yer gender preferences.
>>503128567I logged into mine and the guild was also "alive" (read:only me) last message was about a server transfer but not to which server (it was probably in the discord I left)
Can we play Draenei?
>>503129185pvp if tranny pve if boomer
Hey Faggots,My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
>>503129254I'll let it rip in your honor. We will both suffer.
>Pointless to try and level on launch because of lag>Still have to get in early anyway just to reserve namesI wanna sleep, man.
>>503129185PVP if you have balls, PVEasy if you're a coward
>>503129304SoD should have included Draenei and Ogres______
White humans male Paladin named jigger. It's gaming time.
>>503129116>>503129254whjat the fuck are you retards eating? i guess im blessed to not be suffering from wet farts as launch happens lmfao
>>503128671zoomers and many middle aged men enjoy cuckoldry just as they'd rather watch another man fuck their wife they'd rather watch someone else play the game for them, sad state of affairs tbqh
JOIN PVP!!!
>>503129273>Wanting to play with streamerfags
hc sisters, our time is now
LET'S GO
>>503129349stay freshy stay shiddy bro
where the servers ?
late and gay
>>503129394>>503129440t.rannies
1 MINUTE
>>503129435Hungry man dinners
ITS CUNNY TIME BOYS
>>503129460what does hc have to do with streamers? i dont get it lol
LET ME IN
I just realized you can have the word "rapist" in your name
IT'S NOT UP YET???
i dced
THEY'RE UP
GOIGOGOGOGOGOGOGOL
>stuck at logging in to game serverepic simply epic
logging into game server
Its over
logging in to game server
got my name, later fuckers
>>503129435>whjat the fuck are you retards eating?ur mums pussy L O L
>stuck at logging inFug.
not again
Dead game
IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP
>LOGGING IN TO GAME SERVERbro it's been logging in for like 45 seconds wtf
UP
it booted me to login server when i clicked a realm lol
AAAAAAAAAAA
>loggin in to game serverIt's over
DWARF HUNTER OR DWARF PALADIN?
ITS UPSERVER IS UPAI won bigly(image to video, first frame)
May aswell roll on HC if you play PvE
CANCEL THE LOGGING IN TO GAME SERVER AND RE-TRY IT WORKS THE SECOND TIME
>server up for 1 second>login servers crash
>LOGGING INTO GAME SERVERFUCKING EREERERERERERER
l-logging in to g-game server
lol as soon i refresh the servers go up
LOGGING IN TO GAME SERVERah, the fresh experience
>Playing today
>logging in to game serverI AM ALREADY BEHIND THE CURVE AAAAIIIIEEEEE I DEMAND A NEW FRESH
it disconnected me and now i'm stuck at login fuck you blizz
AIIIEEEEEE
FUCK
LOGGING IN TO GAME SERVER
>server crashIt's joever...
>logging into game serverBruh
NEW FRESH WHEN"???? NEW FRESH WHENNN????
LOGGING INTO GAME SERVER ITS FUCKING OVER AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Said I was #1 in line>Still logging inCome on at least lemme make some characters
ahmpy is in the prick and I am stuck on loading
>Logging in to game serverFUCK YOUFUCK YOUITS BEEN TWO MINUTES
LOGGING INTO GAME SERVER
stuck on log in
>won’t get my namesIt’s over, see you all in 5 years
>it's already fullREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I CANT LOG IN FUCK THE NAMES ARE GETTIUNG TAKEN AAAAAAAAAAAA
how can they still not get this right?>>503129646hit cancel and see what happens, i'll wait on you.
>>503129461uoh... rolling on hardcore now!!!
>Stuck on loading.LEMME PLAAAAAAAAY
lmaoing at OCE retards
99% STUCK AT LOGINI'M INLVL 2 ALREADY >I'M IN>LVL 2 ALREADY I'M INLVL 2 ALREADY >I'M IN>LVL 2 ALREADY
THE SERVERS ARE BRICKED, FUCK BLIZZARD AND FUCK THIS FRESH
>immediately get dc'd
>logging in to game server
>>503129764>yuroturdlmao
Do we cancel?
ok can't log, it's over, see you next fresh
LOGGING IN TO GAME SERVER AAAAAA LET ME IN
IT'S OVER SEE YOU FAGGOTS NEXT FRESH
>dare I click cancel and try to relog into server
>20 years>they still can't launch a fucking game
I can't roll on alliance pvp it's all greyed out i have horde only wtffff
>That name is unavailableFUCK YOU
The names are all already gone...
>>503129887>non-whitelol
WHAT THE FUCK IM LOGGING IN TO GAME SERVER BUT NOTHINGS HAPPENI(NGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhh
>>503129794this
THIS IS THE 5TH TIME THEY'VE DONE FRESH HOW ARE THE LAUNCHES STILL SO SHIT AAAAAAAAAA
>cant make alliance characters
ALLIANCE IS ALREADY GREY ON THE PVP EU SERVER?WTF DO I HAVE TO PLAY HORDE NOW????
>>503129929I did, still the same
HELP ME METZEN
If you're stuck just cancel, switch to another server and try again.
>>503129941>launch a new fresh that you know everybody will play on>durrrrrr only one server of each type durrr duhhh durrrrrrrr
MY NAMES FUCK YOU BLIZZARD
>>503129840Unless you are going for names like Steve and Naruto this shouldnt be an issue
>already crashingit's ogre
i got my name :)
IM ALREADY BEHIND IM ALREADY BEHIND IM ALREADY BEHIND IM ALREADY BEHIND IM ALREADY BEHIND IM ALREADY BEHIND IM ALREADY BEHIND IM ALREADY BEHIND IM ALREADY BEHIND IM ALREADY BEHIND IM ALREADY BEHIND IM ALREADY BEHIND IM ALREADY BEHIND IM ALREADY BEHIND IM ALREADY BEHIND IM ALREADY BEHIND IM ALREADY BEHIND IM ALREADY BEHIND IM ALREADY BEHIND IM ALREADY BEHIND IM ALREADY BEHIND IM ALREADY BEHIND IM ALREADY BEHIND IM ALREADY BEHIND IM ALREADY BEHIND IM ALREADY BEHIND IM ALREADY BEHIND
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I DIDNT GET MY NAME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>logging inIt's over. I'm already too far behind.
I CANT LOGIN ON EU AAAAAAA
Got Sneed, sneeder, Sneedie, transjanes and Slick. Alliance pvp, going to bed
>10000 layers and still stuck on fucking server screen My name is probably already taken too.
>logging in to game serverAHHHHHHH
I dc’d but I still got all of my names in time. I fucking won.
HORDE IS TAKEN WTF
VIDEO GAMES
>>5031300604 MINUTES IN AND IT'S ALREADY OVER
anyone eyu spine shatter in im stilll logging in
I'M IN
Had to use my 5th name option for a bank alt
>>503130026>>durrrrrr only one server of each type durrr duhhh durrrrrrrrYou act like that's not a deliberate decision they made knowing what would happen
CANCELLING MY SUB
fuck logging in bros.. we're already behind the pack. i have nothing left
>clicked on nightslayer the moment it came up>disconnectNO NO NO NONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>503129991>>503129993>>503130109kek
If you're not already in, it's too late for you.
>faction locked
fucking hell i was IN but blizz send me to the fucking pve server instead of nightslayer aaaaaa
It DC'd me!
LOGGING IN TO GAME SERVERLOGGING IN TO GAME SERVERLOGGING IN TO GAME SERVERLOGGING IN TO GAME SERVER
>>503130151>>503130109Time to put your shoes on retards
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Logging into game server
>got my nameslets go bwos
>logging in to game server very nice tech
>still at logging in to game serverEPICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
>got the names I wantedwew
>>503130089your names are fucking irrelevant then
LET ME IIIIINNNNNNNNNN MY FELLOW EUPVPERP BROS ARE ALREADY LVL 60 AND RAIDLOGGING MC
>get in>only 5 minutes have passed>horde is already lockedI fucking hate you niggers
>alliance is grey on the eu pvp server>horde is grey on the na onelmao
Just hit level 3. You are falling behind. Don't bother - just give up.
it is literally over
HAHAHAHAHA HORDEKEKS
>I got DuridLets fucking go
I CANT FUCKING LOGIN
GOT MY NAMES NIGGERS >GOT MY NAMES NIGGERS GOT MY NAMES NIGGERS >GOT MY NAMES NIGGERS GOT MY NAMES NIGGERS >GOT MY NAMES NIGGERS GOT MY NAMES NIGGERS >GOT MY NAMES NIGGERS
>horde closed off on nightslayergay
>every server full except the australian one
>cant even change realms because stuck logging into the pvp oneholy fucking shit this company and it's incompetence is staggering
>>503130280Based tamers enjoyer.
>horde is lockednyooooooooooooooo!
>>503130298Don't play the easy mode faction then
WHY DIDN'T THEY DO NAME RESERVATIONSWHAT THE FUCK I HATE THIS NIGGER COMPANY
If you took my names I'll be very sad
>he doesn't have a horde char alreadyMight as well wait for the 25 anniversary.
Finna roll horde on pve if I can't on pvp fuck you guys
STUCK ON LOGGING IN TO EU AAAAAAAAAAAA
I'M FUCKING UNSUBBING RIGHT FUCKING NOW>I'M FUCKING UNSUBBING RIGHT FUCKING NOWI'M FUCKING UNSUBBING RIGHT FUCKING NOW>I'M FUCKING UNSUBBING RIGHT FUCKING NOWI'M FUCKING UNSUBBING RIGHT FUCKING NOW>I'M FUCKING UNSUBBING RIGHT FUCKING NOWI'M FUCKING UNSUBBING RIGHT FUCKING NOW>I'M FUCKING UNSUBBING RIGHT FUCKING NOWI'M FUCKING UNSUBBING RIGHT FUCKING NOW>I'M FUCKING UNSUBBING RIGHT FUCKING NOWI'M FUCKING UNSUBBING RIGHT FUCKING NOW>I'M FUCKING UNSUBBING RIGHT FUCKING NOWI'M FUCKING UNSUBBING RIGHT FUCKING NOW>I'M FUCKING UNSUBBING RIGHT FUCKING NOWI'M FUCKING UNSUBBING RIGHT FUCKING NOW>I'M FUCKING UNSUBBING RIGHT FUCKING NOWI'M FUCKING UNSUBBING RIGHT FUCKING NOW>I'M FUCKING UNSUBBING RIGHT FUCKING NOWI'M FUCKING UNSUBBING RIGHT FUCKING NOW>I'M FUCKING UNSUBBING RIGHT FUCKING NOWI'M FUCKING UNSUBBING RIGHT FUCKING NOW>I'M FUCKING UNSUBBING RIGHT FUCKING NOWI'M FUCKING UNSUBBING RIGHT FUCKING NOW>I'M FUCKING UNSUBBING RIGHT FUCKING NOW
fucking horde is locked already are you fucking joking me you stupid cunts
I'm still at logging in to game server
>he is still stuck on the login screenyou realize you're already behind the curve, right?you came ill prepared. better luck next fresh
>fresh dead on arrivalit's over... retail won...
Anon it's too late. Just become a casual professions player. You're too behind the curve to do raids with us.
that's it, I'm waiting for fresh 40th anniversary in 2029
aaaaaaaaaa***********4$%$%$%
>me staring at "Logging in to game server"
IM IN AND YOU ARENT GET FUUUUUCKED HAHAHA
streamers won
launch is the most important part and they fuck it up every single time LMAO
>it logs me into a server>dreamscytheYUCKIE I DIDNT CHOOSE PVE AHHHH
>logging in to game servercya next fresh i guess
>>503130452there's not even a quethis shit is even more horrible than 2019
>babby's first fresh release shitshowi thought you were all veteranshello?
>>503130452>MonkeynewsThat's not a name I wanted to ever see again
>kicked out at character creation
>>503130280adding your characters to my /pet list
The one fucking time I decide to play shaman it locks horde....
>>503130519yeah i instantly reserved some names before i realized its fucking PVE so i tried to get on pvp and im stuck at logging in this is so fucking gay
>faction i want is locked>name i want is taken>now i can't even log into the realm anymoreamazing
>horde already lockedyou shittin me?
>got Tanksinatra Shammydavis and PantyGet fucked.Not too proud of Bankeddotcom though.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
GG. Now I'm behind. Next fresh when?
LET ME IN YOU CUNTSI'VE BEEN A PAYING CUSTOMER FOR 14 HOURS
This is why you stealth open the servers 15-30 minutes early so it doesn't get as clogged, it's basic shit
>>503130557NOT WHEN IT'S ME GETTING FUCKED, THAT HAPPENS TO OTHER PEOPLE, NOT ME AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE
>Some nigger is sniping every name while I'm stuck in queueI hate this nigger company fuck how hard is it to do name reservations and limit to 1 or 2 fuck off next fresh when?
I’m unironically not playing if I can’t roll Horde
>>503130557Shitposting at server launch is the best part
kicked but I got a bunch of names lol
They put a faction lock in the first minutes of launch. This god damn fucking company
>finally get on>it defaulted me to the pve server
>>503130439yeah this is pretty fucking retarded, I don't know why this is turned on right away
LET ME INNNNNNN
>>503130439spam it, it randomly unlocks when more alliance create briefly
>>503130293No I’m just fast as fuck.
Why is the server fucking laggy as shit?
>LOGGING IN TO GAME SERVER
>>503130672>get in on dreamscythe instantly>go to nightslayer>LOGGING INTO GAME SERVER X 10 MINUTES
>>503130542i got hit with a 1 minute queue, straight into >logging in to game server
>NOOOOO I CANT LOG IN!!!!1¡MY NAMES AIEEEEE
IT LOGGED ME IN BUT DEFAULTED ME TO THE PVE SERVER. WTF IS THIS SHIT?????????
got my names, now back to Cata
Told you all the PvPtards would just insist on playing Horde and then people will just boycott and quit rather than PvP on Alliance
its over time to wait for next fresh, you will never catchup
>>503130720st0p dL p0rnZ
>alliance faction locked on NA Pvpwell... guess I'm going no shoes...
ONE: NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
*gulps*
>>503130280This man clearly paid 66 trillion dollars to ensure he reserved the most important name.
KVNO
the login servers aren't broken, Blizzard intentionally is throttling them so returning subscribers are forced to check out Retail out of boredom
THIS IS WORSE THAN 2019 HOW
>NightslayerNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>503130698spam what? do I need to relog into the server?
>>503130495good poststare at the screen and find inner peace
HORDE IS ALREADY LOCKED WHAT DO I DO? REFRESH??
Thanks a fucking lot blizzshart. Now im behind and lost my names and everyone is laughing at me. This is so humiliating. I feel embarrassed. I quit.
*sip* yep it's gaming time
REEEEE I DONT WANNA BE A HORDIE
just wait in the logging in thing or you're cooked
I figured out a trick to bypass the logging into server screen. If you press alt+f4 it lets you in automatically.
I GOT MY NAMEI am happy.
LET US BURN THESE BLIZZARD MONGRELS
I got my names now i am fucking off playing something else.Playing on launch is always cancer
where da layers?
AHHHHHHHH I WANT TO PLAY ALLIANCE REEEEEEE
>got my name>got my racenoice
Selling names:AngelDemonBullGokuLegolasAsmon$100 each pst
>>503130821>Europe 2024, colorized
>get in >NAME TAKENBLIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
MAKE HORDE ON NIGHTSLAYER YOU SHOELESS RETARDS
post'em
>still logging >10 whole minutes behindIts over. Next FRESH when?
HAHAHAHAHA I'M IN NIGGERSTIME TO PURGE THE HORDE KIKES
I'M IIINNNNNNN AS HORDE
>getting the names I want on PvE for pretty much every character slot I'd ever need before I got booted back out
Where is my master playing...
>servers are already full so you can't even get into them >just stuck in an eternal log in cycleFUCKING GODDAMNIT ITADS
THE GODS ARE AMONG US
Got a name for a cute Gnome mage on the PVE US server, and then got kicked. I'll just come back later for comfy mage leveling.
>Can't play allianceI'm out
>names takenIt's over
>didnt get my faction>didnt get my name
>>503131061bricked. it's over
got in nightslayer horde everything is so laggy theres like 10 people standing at each frozen mob this is insane
>playing on launchI'll wait a few hours so I can level without lag and all the bullshit and get to level 10 in an hour while it takes you all 5 hours
wtf Blizz, I don't wanna play Africa
>doom>quake>halo"that name is unavailable" fucking NIGGERS
Why does it try to force you on to a server even after it retrieves the realm list, just let me fucking change realms BEFORE connecting to a server, I obviously can't get on to the pvp one so let me switch to pve you cunts
>spineshatter>being forced onto hordewhat the fuck
>I got my names!!>it's some random shit nobody cares aboutnever change, retards
Everything is bricked!
im in undead mage then i crashed fuck off blizxxard
>he didnt purchase the freshplus 100% login chanceits over
>got to character creation>no faction lock>hmmmmmmmmm.mp3>go back out to check>it's the fucking PVE realmback in the fucking LOGGING IN TO GAME SERVER menu I GUESS
just logged off lolcba
LEEEEEEEEET MEEEEEEEEEEEE IIIIIIIIN
>they try to force me on the no shoes sidefuck off blizz
so if you can't make on your desired faction, what do you dojust refresh?
>It put me on PVE
holy fuck this shit is unplayable
I DONT WANNA PLAY A NOSHOES, I WANNA PLAY A DWARF PALADIN AND SMASH HORDETRANNY KNEES IN AHHHHHHH
Ooga booga where da femhumies and nelfies at?
best way to bully retoilets?
>>503131232>he took a photo of his screensee you in the next classic youtube fails compilation
>>503131367the rock
>Alliance unavailable due to faction imbalanceWell, maybe I'll play the game next fresh.Not this time though.
Yes
> Horde locked on spineshatter EUFUCK YOU
What kinda boring ass names do you people use where they get stolen by someone else in 1 minute? Are you gonna be Mike the paladin?
>EU PVPBut I want to wear shoes. I played Horde last time Classic was fresh.
>finally get in>didnt get any of my namesREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>finally enter>cant even select server
guess ill just go make dinner since this is going to be fucked for another 5 hours
you DARE to default me to pveasy blizzaaaaaaarrdddddddd
>>503131429HOW ARE THEY SO FUCKING INCOMPETENT
>>503131295I WAS GONNA PLAY HORDE THIS TIME AROUND NIGGERS
>>503130875the faction button, you can press enter to "okay" the dialog box saying it is locked and try again. just do it over and over, it randomly unlocks.
servers going down for sureshit is way to laggy
>CAN FINALLY MAKE ALLIANCE ON NIGHTSLAYERYAY
GET FUCKED GUYS I GOT 4 WARCRAFT 3 HERO NAMES
>horde lockednigger blizzshart
IM INNNNN SPINESHATTER ALLY LETS GOOO
>donaldjtrump already takenIT'S OVER
For some reason Ally was locked for me on Nightslayer. Got all my Horde characters made and names too =)
I am lagging crazy hard, anyone find away around this?
>>503131543I managed to get my Horde character. Doesn't matter, though, this is completely unplayable.
Yall know you're gonna end up playing PVE down the line. Reserve your names on there while you still can.
there's no fucking layers, just 500 people doing the same quest
>WTFWTF>WTFWTF>WTF
> horde lockedok i will make alliance> alliance lockedok i will make horde!> horde locked
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Selling XIV names
>spineshatter is full>forced ALLYFUCK YOU LET ME PLAY MY COW
fucking hell, maybe i need to go OCE after all
>>503131648>hides clocknext bait
>>503131636thats all i'm doing atm. i got 3 of the 6 names i usually use. i'm a wagie though so i have to head into work soon.still haven't decided what faction i'll be playing (pve)
>OCE Server isn't full popAusfag server is fucking dead bros.That shit is gonna be a ghost town in a few weeks guaranteed.
>>503131602glad you made it in brother
It's over, I'm too far behind...
elwynn is absolutely broken lmao i am going on a quest of my own ... to hillsbrad
MORE SERVERS INCOMING
let me make a troll you turboniggers
NO CHANGES
Ahh.... HOME.
yeah not gonna play tranny parser faction
>>503131648>he didn't get to level 59 in the first five minutesbetter luck next fresh
>Only 3 of the 35 names I had planned were available when I could finally fucking log in>Forced to roll no shoes tooChoke on a nigger dick whore company FUCKAlso, buying the following names on EU PVP/PVE: Sophie, Sofie, Sophia, Sofia, Elise, Eliza, Alice, Alicia AND MORE I'm 100% serious and will pay in SOL
we in sisters!
I didn't sub after all, have fun
>>503131832Anyone foolish enough to play on those is gonna feel terrible when they get to low pop after one month
>>503131791no fucking shit, they always end up being shitty empty servers
>>503131752more
>1 filtered filename here comes the spam from the freak
>she didn't create 300 bogus horde toons to lock people out
>every single wolf in northshire is getting camped by 3-4 peoplehome
OPEN THE HORDE YOU KEKS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
f a s t thread
>Ally character reserved on every relevant serverPerfect.Good.I will NEVER play fucking Horde.
Can you kill people in HC? Might go there just to nuke those streamer tourists
What a disaster
the snow feels good fellow shortkings...
>got all my namesgoodnight chuds
>>503131974valley of honor is so bad you can't even see mobs
Its impossible to playYou even need to make a macro to kill some fucking boarsWhatever i got my name i will just do something else and play tomorrow when the spergs are gone
>>503131869You dont need 30 characters you psycho. This shit is gonna last like a year tops.
I GOT ONE QUEST THAN KICKED
Which one is the classic classic
gonna get up and make dinner and then come back and hopefully I CAN ACTUALLY KILL SOME FUCKING BOARS
>>503131878benched pedo got her nameyeah we are back
>>503131974>3-4Lucky bastard
>people that didn't get stuck at logging inlevel 59>people that got stuckcamping spawns in the starter zone
WTF THROWN OUT OF THE SERVER ON EU! ITS OVER!
what happens next:blizzard panic opens another server,it fucking dies in 6 weeks.ye
What name should I run for Druid?
>log into the PvP server>make a shaman>log into the PvE server>actually play the gameFuck PvPniggers.
Wait... so if you can only have one faction at a time on a pvp server... and there's only one pvp server... and they're enforcing faction balance... you could in theory be completely locked out from making a second toon.
another blizzard w
>now>we >are>one
>already losing numberslmfao even soddy had 500k at its peakSODDYSoddy beat fresh classicV O L U M E S
>>503131763it's real lmao
>>503132123Panty is both innocent and devious
>>503132072Just pick WoW Classic. Its a server option once at the menu.
>>503131818SW is quiet but there's room to breathe
>>503132063Yea but I didn't get the names I wanted. Also like I said on the off chance some sniper here got any of the names I mentioned I will fucking buy them from you
>>503132194still mogging retoilet doe
>hyperspawns are on CRINGE
>disconnectedAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>503132123Tanksinatra is great, Panty is good
>>503132123shammydavis and whitemale are literally the only good names in that list>monstergirls>with an Swhy even go for that. if monstergirl is taken, you lost.
Does taking a name lock it to your acc for like 30 days if you delete it? Im wondering if I should reserve some friends names if they decide to join me down the line.
>>503132168Incorrect.Faction balance only cares about ACCOUNTS, it does not care about characters.This is because the point of faction balance is to try and balance the number of players online for each faction at any given time and each account can only have one character actually logged in and playing at any one time.Basically, once you manage to make 1 Ally toon, you can make as many as you want.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWvPWQCWbsU
got all my names and now i sit back and eat pizza
>>503132238>retail out of nowherefunny
>gregor already level 2bros... the curve...
Got my names on EU, not sure if I wanted to play horde but oh well. Gonna go to bed now, see you gamers in Azeroth tomorrow.
>I GOT MY NAMES POGGIESSSSScool bro what names?>Cfrhtkwtrk and Xgdefgtyxxkwow awesome
The Tankbull futa begins her adventure.
>always one mong spamming wowthreads with stream numbers when something is releasedcan you just kill yourself already?worthless little wormwow won btw
new servers when
s-so much people...
>>503132234I'll sell you the name Sophia on alliance PVP as well as Juliet and Jigger for 15 dollars USD each.
>>503132610that's what I'm sayin dooood>>503131248
Anyone on HC EU wanna party? I'll play holy pala.
>>503132436ah gotcha, that makes sense> still locked out of horde though :(
>>503132680EU?
>playing on EU from Arizona>have just enough MS that I can't tag a single mobI'll be there... in 2 years... wait for me...
It's fucking over
>>503132368Fine, Mr. Contrarian.I also have Trollname, Shrektar, Garterbelt, Thighhighs, and Zettairyoiki that isn't shown.But I really do needed to call you a gaylord for not liking Mummra, literally top tier undead name.
>skibidi already taken
Didn't get my names so I had to improvise some.
>>503132760try over and over, more alliance accounts briefly unlock the horde faction
>>503132771Lol no, the right continent.
clear comms CLEAR COMMS
Got my name: Bobthehealer on Dreamscythe, human priest. Now i can get back to work.
>stuck 10 minutes on Logging into server>didnt get any name that i wantedyep, not playing
>guy named Biden already trolling general with slurs
>>503131878Spineshatter?
>>503132660>much peoplethis fucking pedo is only level 2 and already downed a bottle of Salmiakki Koskenkorva
>>503132232lvl 2 and not touched a mob while people still queue for a tag at northshire abbey lel
>Have a unique name no one will take>Get to laugh at everyone swarming around the starting zone
>no maitoz comebackI sleep
>walking bank alt to OG>see 100 undead running through the durotar canyon towards the valley of trailsWTF IS THIS SHIT, NUKE THE BLIMPS, FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
Whats an addon that just fills out the map for me? I dont need it to do anything else really as long as it can do that.
>>503132898Thanks for the $15
>servers seem to be doing okay now>chance for a new server is growing smaller and smaller>chance for another shot at my name is growing smaller and smallerit's overbring in the helium
lol
>standing around waiting for tagsriveting
we did it saars i got it
>get the name you want>but just the name, not the actual character class or look you wantDo I dare make a character I actually want while everyone is trying to get names?
Buying any of the following names on EU PvP or PvE: Karen, Lulu, Lili, Riri, Rin, Lin, Isabella, Caitlin, Caitlyn, Cait, Backstab, Mutilate, Seraphine, Seraphina, Destiny, Lunara, Eliza, AliceAlicia, Sophie, Sofie, Sophia, Sofia, May, Dawn, Viol, Eli, Elise, Lin, Rachel, Tabitha, Lillie, JuliaLuna. Serious too, just reply and I'll send discord
>>503133012We kneel to you, Kgneganabrolla...
I didn't get redridgeboss but got redridgeman / rogueridge and cryaboutit, which is better?
I got my name and my bro's name securedclass race spec combo for this feel
I used hearthstone and now I’m stuck in a loading screen
>>503133192??? you're playing?I just waited all this time to reserve my names so that no one pretends to be me playing right now and go do something elsei'm waiting now on next fresh to do it again
>>503132857see>>503132610>>503132813thighhighs is top, could probably sell it to some troon ITT. >mummra le good!I didn't get the reference. are you like a 50 y old boomer or some shit? I guess that's cool as well then
>>503133283human male paladin on the pvp server
>>503133220you will never be a woman lol
I got the three name I used for mycharacters when I was playing retail vanilla when I was a teenager, this was all I cared about
>>503133237bro how did you know my name!?!?please don't' take it
why is the game telling me I reported 20 people, I just logged on and haven't done shit
>>503132956yes
I'm behind, We need new fresh
>>503133192Once you get a name its locked to your account for like 30 days even if you delete it. The people saying they will sell names are being dumb.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doFnCzUxLU8
>>503133415Snitches get stitches
>>503133464only if that character is lvl 30+
>>503133147looks like GMs are back?
>>503133472mizkid pls go
>>503131851what faction is that
>poggers>name taken
I saw a druid in IF already what the fuck
>>503133415>reporting 20 people already to wow janniestypical troon behavior
>>503133564gms never left you just rarely see them these days
>>503133147>aggrend stalking nelfies on freshnever change blizzard
Class for console gaming???I'm thinking huntard or warlock because pets and not that many buttons I think, but would love to play a class that can healslut..
what is the coolest name you guys got?
>>503133360It's from Thundercats. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umU8vKRNnRw>yes I actually am an old fucking man
Imagine not picking rogue and missing out on getting trained by her
>>503133745Wp, not very cool...
>>503133745
>>503133745Azem on Nightslayer
i WILL wear the dress
>>503133745Wuklamat (Female Tauren)
I JUST GOT INTO HORDE PVP NA.hell yea!
>>503133875better than 95% of what has been posted ITT so far
>>503133745hexmaniac
>>503133745Sally (fem tauren)
There's no way names are locked to the account for 30 days
>>503133715p-please respond
>>503134075Name sellers in shambles
>>503134075they aren't, wait till 3am if you have rare name to fix hair
r*dditors really do be like that
>>503134075I think they have to be a certain level for that to be a thing, but you could just quickly test it right now with a >friend
>>503133745Mirelurk
>>503134190sovl
>>503134184I didn't get the ones I wanted, now I need to locate the niggers that sniped them.
>>503134190hehe, this is why I love vanilla!
>>503134190That's the line niggas gotta wait on to bang your mom btw lel
>>503134289spam create the one you like the most for a few mins, maybe they will delete to fix hair.
>>503134349:O that's messed up dude
>>503134349can't be, that line is single file
Someone on Dreamscythe try and claim the name Brappulus. I wanna test if the name is saved to the account or not.
>>503133472>livetowin wasn't takengenuinely shocking
>>503134378That's like trying to find a needle in a haystack type shit. And I can guarantee these niggers aren't gonna use them anyways.
>>503133745Durid
Even paymane had a better launch
If you want me to play WoW Classic you gotta meet these requirements:https://voca.ro/1889FOx0w5HV
SHIIIIIIDSO MANY GOOD NAMESWHAT TO CHOOSE
>>503134006Warlock or spriest?
How the FUCK do i tag any kobold as a warlock
>>503134450i took it
>>503133745lolifeet
>>503134450I can't test that, but good name
>have name for warlock back on nost>people telling me its a really cool name>second private server comes up, go to make same character immediately, name taken>name taken on every private server thereafter>name taken on classic>name taken on anniversaryabsolutely fuck you imitating monkey fucks.
>horde opens up for 2 seconds>pick wrong class
>>503134638ARE YOU NA PVE???
Do I main Ninjutsu the rogue, or Alexjones the mage?
>>503134565you've posted it like 3 times now, it really isn't special at all>>503134591sick names bro can't believe you got Chimpiebobo like how was that not taken?
Can you actually play the game as of now or is it just wise to wait like a day or two while it settles down?
>>503134636Thank you. Then I can confirm for all you nerds that names are NOT saved just because you had it. So if you need to remake, do it at an off hour and do it fast.
>the nigger realm is nothing but lag>the pve one is smooth as h*ck
>>503134623ever heard of auto attack?
>>503134781do you want it back lol, i'm going to delete it anyway
>>503134572hey swole, long time no see. not gonna pay your sub.
>>503134662Sorry bro but... Sátân is a really cool name... try Lùcífèr
>>503134754If this is anything like Nost, it stays like this until the end. The only real way around it was to play when people were sleeping, but it was still crowded.
>>503133715>warlock>not that many buttonswarlock and hunter both have way more buttons to press than other classes while also being way easier than other classes, they are the peak tedium class. pick rogue if you just want to use 2 buttons.
I think I'm doneWhen is the next fresh?
>>503134827Oh no, I just thought up something silly for the test. Good luck out there.
>>503134889I don't mind it being crowded but having to like setup macros to kill boars seems kinda insane to me.
>>503134894but you only press the auto attack button once
>>503134963roger good sir
I managed to get characters on both do i play pve or pvp???
>>503134701pvp, sorry chuddy
>>503134931fall 2029
>50313457Xyo thanks for posting, now I can finally filter your IP outBye bye!
>>503134849YOUR LOSS THEN LMAO.IMAGINE NOT BEING FRIENDS WITH A NEET YOUTUBER WHO CAN TEACH YOU NOT ONLY HOW TO GET EASY PUSSY, BUT ALSO QUIT YOUR WAGIE JOB AND BE A YOUTUBER.
>>503134803>the pve realm is dead as h*ckthey're gonna merge the pve server with the pvp server by months end if this keeps up
Medium pop on a server launch is not a good sign. I fear the OCE realm will just die on its ass this time
is there a /vg/ chat channel on EU
>>503134865nah nothing basic bitch like that, an actual good name, but nevermind.
Wait how many characters can you have per realm? Is it more than 10?
my name is supposed to be a casual sexist joke but it just comes off as cocky and I'm not great at PVP . I'm probably going to get corpse camped as a result lol...
>>503134592I'm thinking warlock, but I wanna look more into spriest before I decide. With dual spec I could heal slut but I don't think I want to.
>>50313512150
>1 filtered IPlike a charm
hehe
>>503135182hows it going, Troondestroyer?
for me, it's Yo and Es
>>503135281lmao nah I picked Glassceiling implying that I AM the patriarchy that oppresses women
>>503134572>your guild must have no degenerates>tfw this is /vg/>you must be horde>your guild must have no degenerates on hordenot realistic benji bro im sorry
>>503135352>rushed to claim all these horribly shit names that nobody thinks is cool except himself its hilarious how common this is.
>>503135256
welp all got all my names see ya next fresh
at least turn that auto text off you sovlless scum
>>503135454u dum?
>Oce launch>Medium popI'm at work and I assume everyone else is, but is it over bros?
GOPT MY FUCKING NAMEYES
>>503135464Finally some good fucking names
>>503134991>auto attack, pet attack, serpent sting, arcane shot, rapid fire on cooldown.
>>503135464
>>503135637if you wanted a specific name probably
>>503135662duel someone named steel beams and 1 shot them
>>503134572we can't even get 20 people into a guild on NA, no way we can do all the stuff you want.
>>503135558Yes, I didnt notice they were all level 6. Botting eh?
I made it. I declare Hillsbrad alliance clay
Eventually all the shitty NE players will make their way to Elwynn while I get comfy Darkshore/Ashenvale leveling kino.
>>503135703damn....
>>503135637Who could have seen this comingWatch in 2 months the outcry on the forums that OCE is dead and they want a server merge with NAausfags just need to come to terms with the fact that the only way to play WoW anymore is on NA. there's just not enough OCE players to sustain a server of their own
>>503135637>Medium pop on LAUNCHYeah that server is definitely not going to last.Getting folded into NA PvP in like 2 months at most.
im gonna report everyone i see with lewd and suggestive names or political names.
just made my alliance toon, one more spot for you no shoes
>>503135727u gigadum?
>want to play fresh hardcore>I'm OCEfuck
>>503134894Alright I'm going night elf priest then thanks
I can't even log in. Keeps saying world server is down.
Will he come back to play Classic bros?
if ranks dont decay, do dishonorable kills do anything now?
>samefagging this hardcan you just KILL YOURSELF HOLY SHIT
I made my character.I got to level 3I'm taking a break because playing this game right now is insufferable.I'll come back in a few days and resume leveling in a comfy way by being substantially behind the pack.
>>503136248literally me. Logging out in an inn. made my alts and reserved names. smooth sailing.
>>503132610>WTF ALL THE NAMES I WANTED ARE TAKEN!>The names were all memeshit and pop cultureTry having a little creativity.
>>503136085same... was able to log in before but now it just hangs and gives me that error
ded gaem
>fresh super over crowded>log off to let my dogs out>log in>fresh layer>literally only see 1 other person in the starting zone with medead game
>>503136114The reason he quit was because he wanted raid gear but didn't want to be in a guild where he couldn't spam nigger in chat, he genuinely has no excuse now where rank14 is really easy to get and you get it by just doing AV.
>>503136354yea like pepegoonkingx
the names I want are always available because I don't pick "Slayer" or "Link"
It was actually not safe.
I remember when SwoleBenji™ was the 2nd highest gear score'd horde rogue in the world.Good times. >>503136473He was already raid geared.
>blizzard cant even handle a lukewarm re-launch of a 20 year old game lol
>xyz ing all over the place for the free exploration xplmfao i seriously hope you nigs didn't expect them to have cheat detection, right?
>>503136473>rank 14 is really easy to getwasting 10 weeks of my life is not easy on my soul
>mfw even the HC reads fullThat's wild.
>EU>PVP>non meta race class combo>dual specs? one for utility and one for what sounds cool - no copy pasting meta treesthis weekend will be busting
>>503136379thanks bro just snagged it on dreamscythe
cant get to my friends layer, is it over? no way we are able to play together tn right?
World Server is Down
>>503136564He made a whole video dedicated to why he stopped playing and he said dealing with being in a guild for loot was why.
>just saw a gm running around
>>503136651its only 4-6 hours a day for the last few weeks. but yes that would be too much av for me.
>>503133745moonbull tauren druid
>>503136772All yours i wasnt gonna use that name on there, I already have the name Myths
>>503133745voldemort, walterwhite, and a couple others dumbledore etc etc
any Spineshatter guilds?
another flawless launch how do they keep doing it
>>503136875They're probably hunting for "problematic" names
>>503136945genuinely a sick name, me at 13 would've creamed my pants
>>503136379Sorry sweety, no retoilets allowed
>>503134567I'm still getting queues on Onyxia
>>503135681>serpent sting>arcane shot
i still cant decide faction! i fear shaman and undead priests in world pvp but i like the alliance leveling experience better...
>>503137039doubtfulevery other name I saw back when I was playing sod broke tos
hi...
SoD launch was fun and exciting why is this supposed to be fun and exciting
>world server is downsmell ya later
are you winning son?
Am I too late on the name game?
>Can't even get my second character on the same layer as my mainThank you Blizzard niggers.
did you know? Durid is 4 fite
>>503137340I was able to login literally 5 minutes after launch and all of the names i wanted were gone.
>try to make horde on pvp server>locked>fuck it >roll female night elf priest insteadguess I'm a healslut now. how do I exude "please rail me after the dungeon ends" vibes?
>>503137425Motherfucker
>>503137502saucefullcatboxname
fugshouldve decided what to play beforemage druid or shaman? i played druid last go around, so im considering not doing it
>>503137502>how do I exude "please rail me after the dungeon ends" vibes?roll female night elf priest
>>503137267Is that on PvP? Things seem pretty tolerable on PvE so far.
>>503137652>>503137652>>503137652
>>503137502>female nelfdon't. you will regret it trust me. play dwarf the correct race for priests
>>503133745shicklgruber
>>503137502Dress pretty and make teasy jokes, though I don't know how that would affect the overall dungeon group dynamic.
oce server was a mistake, its already DOA
>>503137693yeah niggerslayer pvp NA
>>503133745Jizzmaster
>>503137875Yeah, it's really looking like they shouldn't have even bothered with an OCE server.There's like 5 people playing on there and it's launch day.
>>503138052It's 10am here and we are all wagecucking at the moment. Tonight will be a better indication of how the server will be. If its still medium population then I'll rope.
>>503138713na merge in two weeks
>>503138978200+ ping is garbage when the rest of the playerbase is running on 10-80ms. I subbed for 1 month just to see if the server will stick but will give up if we end up merging.
Zones are so dead...
>>503139280i really dont care, a good population is the most important thing
update: i have full shat myself and changed underwear
Just got home, bros. How are the starting zones? Still crowded, or am I good to go?
>>503141126if you're on oce it was good to go from the start, this server is doa
Selling the names Sophia, poosocker, Alice, Sneed, panty, sneeder, Ralf, Afrorigger ON NA PVP server.
anyone on nightslater ally?
why the fuck is rxp so buggy
>>503137156nigger dont pretend you never use those while leveling. and only shitters dont buy damage skills in order to "save gold for mount"
lmao
Teldrassil is so fkn comfy
>2 6 slot bags>42 silverby level 9. sup fags?
