Token Horde NPC, editionthewarwithin.blizzard.com>Mountain Dew Promotion Now Livehttps://www.wowhead.com/news/mountain-dew-promotion-now-live-cosmetics-and-tww-epic-edition-available-through-349634>NA /wowg/ guildGLOBOFOMO - Moon Guard>EU /wowg/ guildNerub Silkweaving Forum - Argent Dawn>WoWg community for NAhttps://www.worldofwarcraft.com/invite/P7ProWBtNDp?region=US&faction=AllianceOld >>503080963
>>503139012quick xally feet lick
We need to merge with /wowcg/ now
>>503139084>>503139154Already 2 good posts. I like
'Strasza thread
>>503139414Imagine this face on her heroes of the storm bodyPure sex
what is the best tool to search up mounts? say by color and animal type
>>503139549would be peak cute and breeding material desu
>TWW early access 319k viewers>Classic classic fresh 326k viewersWhat went wrong?
I no longer like nagas!!!
>>503139912>What went wrong?no worg delve companion.
>>503139912i cannot imagine going on twitch to check viewer numbers to push a retarded narrative that doesn't even make sense, what is even happening in your brain?
>>503138783I'd take em at this point. customise their energy type / color, with a few different presets for how armor textures float or wrap around them, and some cosmetic bandage heritage sets that override that.
>>503139912It'll take 2 weeks for any classic forum to be filled with complaints about "sweats" and "tryhards" lmao. I don't even know why they keep rereleasing vanilla when tbc filters everyone who wasn't already filtered by BWL. It's like the average classic fan has dementia and keeps expecting to rewind time by playing it again but it will NEVER be 2004 again. SAD!
>>503139414approved
>>503140605classic won for the 3rd time, retoilet.
>>503140669classic is way harder than retail though, so I'm not sure what the point of this post was.
>>503140542>stuck with brann until midnightdont hate the fella, wouldve been nice to see rexxar or someone else
>>503139912people are watching classic fresh cause nobody can fucking play it lol 20 minute lines to kill quest mobs, group circles farming a single boar at a time, quests failing, bot trains already popping up. legitimately will not be worth playing for at least another 6 hours, maybe even not worth it till tomorrow and the initial wave moves on
>>503139414>>503140712Blessed. Aspect of procreation, sex, love, and life
>>503140669The issue is that crybooms want fashy und freshy, but are afraid to sieg heil and kill the juden.
>>503140864I don't think any classic player can clear a +4.
>>503140949Definitely not worth it tomorrow with the weekend startingTuesday at the earliest I'd say
>say classic is harder then retail>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY SCIENCE HAHAHAHAHAHA oh wow where do I start. HAHAHAHAHAHA can I just say how wrong you are?. anyone who sees your post just knows you've never played retail. for starters, sweetheart, retail is only for elite gamers. so it's no surprise you didn't make the cut. you're completely beneath us retail players. in fact, you aren't even the same species. darling, you don't faze me. you don't even show up on my radar. can you please think before talking next time? hell, removing yourself from the gene pool would be fine, but you've already done that by playing classic! angry? oh babe, don't make me chuckle. you're tickling me. seriously. I'm just here for the fun of it. this is entertaining. I do so enjoy toying with those who have a lesser intellect.every time
>>503141096Classicucks can't clear anything above an HC dungeon.
>>503141160its harder to stay awake in classic, that is true
>>503141209Kek
>>503141096>+4fuck that, throw them into an m0. or a tier 4 delveclassic players are some of the dumbest creatures on earthi raided with them so i know. you have boomers that cant tell left from right on bosses with 1 mechanic like thaddius
>>503140973A cute and wholesome fertility goddess
P*OOTOILET BONDING OVER THEIR SHARED TRAUMA
>retail lost to classic re-release versionLMAO
classic fad will die even faster this time lol
>>503141431what does lost mean in this contexti lose to tyrande all the timesimilar?
>>503141575>i lose to tyrande all the timehow? what does she do to you?
>game from 20 years ago mogging usHow did this happen
>>503141651
>the fourth fresh server in 5 years killed retails new expansion without even tryingTww sisters...what happened?
>>503141750we even brough metzen back and we are still losing to a game from 20 years ago...it's not fair sisters!
>>503141402They need to bring her back asap
>worlo cucks would rather play 20 year old game again than woke withinOH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>503141864>newbro its been 3 months
*siiiiiiiip* yep they just don't make mmos like they used to no sir
>>503141956Considering they put her in this art, I think they know how much people love her so I'm sure she will be back soon enough.
>>503142135
>>503142049Whats woke about tww?
>>503142094I guess 3 months seems like a long time when you're 15
>>503142208It's just art for anniversary event, nothing else.
>>503142265there's a black person in it
>2018classic will flop>2019see only 1m people watching on twitch that's a flop>2020classic+ will never happen>2021season of mastery doesn't count as classic+ because it doesn't>2022dragonflight and tranny'thyr are high quality, we have not been replaced>2023season of discovery isn't classic+ we are not being replaced>2024we are not being victory lappedHERE'S TO SIX MORE YEARS OF RETOILET TEARS
>>503142310we're talking video games. people are done with a game now in a weekendare you retarded or something
World of Wokecraft: The Woman Within
>>503142354the light shall heal all
>>503142049they pay the sub anyway
>>503142315Yes, and they would pick characters they know people like for art celebrating a game's anniversary.
>using streamers as a measurement for popularitygrim
>>503142208Hell yeah. Good to see Mommystrasza in the spotlight
>copinggrim
all this classic shitposting is so fucking cringe, i swear that these niggers are the most painfully unfunny retards on 4chan. no general has to deal with OH NO NO spam and this low effort trashmy advice? fucking kill yourselves. prontoimagine being such a fucking failure that you fail at being even remotely funny on a dead websiteholy kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYGvtbrDiiwCM SETS FOR ALL 2025 FREE TRANSFERS TO RETOILET
>>503142310TBF senpai that's well into the first season
So where do y'all even get coomer mods, and I mean good ones not hyper shit.
when are they spending the classic money paid by the classicvcks? we kept saying thanks for funding retail? because we haven't had a .3 patch since BFA which was six years ago. which was when classic released. if anything it feels like we're getting less than ever. can't wait until the classic money gets through the pipeline and funds sweet retail!
>>503142840here you go kinghttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1vA6GX_MStRuozJ74psUBTN126jbPt6eOalso you can join arctium discord
>>503142867it all went into housing.
>>503142867Bro we get real estate in wow because of them. For free. HAHAHHAHAHA
>>503142991>garrison 2.0LMAO
>>503142798I might play Mop classic to try challenge modes to see if I can do them now that I'm so much better than I was back then. I didn't even start keybinding until bfa lmao.
>>503143058obviously they'll copy wildstar
>>503142798this would be such a low move
>>503142989Thanks. I am gonna check this out.
>>503142867all the money is going to Overwatch 3 and the single loyal intern still doing bugfixes for Heroes of the Stormgod bless your wonderful soul
>>503143224scared?
>>503143241You're supposed to be pure.
>>503142867retard
>>503143393I am! I will just check it out because I am also curious.
>>503143058>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNV2dQdFmeUcope
>>503143485That's fair. Curiosity gets to me too. I had them a while back but it was a hassle to launch the Arctium client instead of the bnet one. Show off your elf once you get the mod set up.
Worgen.
>classic is so popular and fun that classicnogs are posting about it here instead of playingvolumes have been spoken
>>503143683>Show off your elf once you get the mod set up.No. That's only for my eyes to see.
I will not buy the 6 month sub bundle because i think the owl looks ugly
>>503139912Fucking boomersAll they want is their shit game served to them over and over again. I wouldn't be surprised if Blizzard decided on a 5 year release cycle just to keep milking these cows.I don't mean to sound so upset because, ultimately, retail wins, all that money they make will inevitably make retail the superior product. So keep playing, Boomers! You're paying for my game to get better.
>>503143851That's what you think. I'll install the mods too and have a peek myself.
god i wish i were my dracthyr
>>503143241you can make your models look like thishttps://files.catbox.moe/iqw75z.PNGplay around with what's in there, and like i said, join the discord. you can find armor mods and stuff there too. you need their launcher anyway
>>503143996AHAHAHA YESSS WE WON...when does it get better
>>503144142Any for chubby worgen/vulperas...
>>503143996*insert sarcastic answer that is actually seething here*oh wait someone already did it >>503144224
>>503144285yes sir
>>503144368What about her tummy? seems ass and thighs are bigger, but not tummy...
>>503144368Built to be plowed by hung Dracthyr men
>>503144224nta but it already is. im really happy with wow rn. undermine looks like a banger patch and housing? legion remix? sign me the fuck up
>>503144341that's exactly what OP was anon. he showed no evidence that the money's going to retail, he failed to explain why there's been no .3 patch in over half a decade. he's arguing against all logic.
>>503144585because a .5 or a .7 patch now has more content than old .1 patches lmao
>>503143709Lovely worg>>503144491Seen some vile shit, so i'm sure that there is something out there
>>503144341>>503144224I'm sorry but am I missing something? Did Blizzard just not recently announce that we are finally getting Player Housing? That's millions of dollars and infrastructure for the next 20 years of the game.
>>503144516hey thats my wife, pwatch it
>>503145008>replying to baiting shitpostersanon...
>>503145008finally.. i can have a gilnean mansion...
Today I have acquired the infinite timereaver. Classic timewalking has offered a nice opportunity to level a bunch of alts but I must admit I do not like the scaling changes resulting in this new brand of level 11 twinks. I know the actual anniversary event has been divisive but have you enjoyed this period of back to back timewalking coupled with the BRD raid?
>>503144523I need to stop classicposting for a minute to say if they keep the stupid stat caps in place for legion remix I will shit myself in fury. I googled during the event to see if fixes were planned, but this only really affected completion autists and their posts on the topic were bombarded with baseless hostility from 1hr/week shitters>wow why do you NEED a fix? it doesn't affect normal people you capped your own statswould like to coordinate a misinfo campaign where we convince normalfags during testing that their stats will be capped in 1 week so we can actually get it removed
>>503145398grats on the mountright now with increased rewards and BRD nerfed yes, its enjoyable to farm it all
Totalübernewfag here. Can anyone explain to me why everything is so empty? Me and my friend (both lvl 15's) couldn't find a dungeon for the life of us. Today i created and leved a healer to lvl 15 and tried queuing solo on the most populated realm - wasted 30 mins waiting and quit. What's the matter with that? Do we need the expansion or something? I used to play on a legion eastern euro pirate server (it was called sirius or something) back in school and i distinctly remember being able to join a dungeon with a level 12 hobo in like 5 mins tops. And it's not just the matchmaker either, i can barely find more than 10 people running around orgimmar, what the hell happened? We both played different mmos in our time (warspear online, warframe, TESO, a bit of FF14) and this is the first time we've run into such a predicament.Not even baiting, this is a genuine question.
>>503145398BRD was overtuned at release but much better now. At least on hc
>>503145580NA/EU? which realm?
>>503145435Will probably be a all you can farm
>>503144142>that warbandHmm...
>more twitch views for Classic fresh than The War WithinYou LOST, retoilets.
>>503145976that's what MoPmix was supposed to be, they advertised infinite growth. I genuinely think they forgot they added rating caps of 38k in every stat in shadowlands.I wanted to play a marksman hunter and boost my range up to 500 yards by stacking mastery, instead I hit cap 1 week in and was stuck at 78 yards range for the rest of the event.
>>503143996at some point you braindead toilets have to realize the product that is less popular but requires far more resources to upkeep is probably not the priority anymore lmao there's a reason your expansions are getting smaller, but yeah I'm sure classic is "funding you" rofl
>>503146742listen, they are putting out less store mounts than ever and charging me less for expansions than ever. I haven't checked the store page to verify this but I know for a fact there'd be uproar if things were otherwise.
I can confirm the mods work.
>>503146239Homocoded post
>>503147075they rarely havent
>>503144142What's the discord link?
>>503147559can find the link on arctium.io
>>503146239I am so tired of you faggot zoomers who care about streaming numbers. Kill yourselves please
>>503146345There's probably going to be some limits but they will be so high that nobody would realistically reach em
>>503147405>rarely haventThe arctium dev is a colossal megafaggot who's slow as molasses and cries like a baby when the launcher breaks and people ask him to fix it.
can i climb if i keep getting draws? playing prot war and the 2 matches ive played have resulted in draws
>>503147823yeah i know. but he's been pretty fast lately desu
>>503145808EU, english language, the one near/at the top if sorted by pop, can't tell the exact name because i deleted retail to free the disk space for cata classic which i'm downloading to see if i have the same issue there.
>>503147784can't rely on em, they forgot last time and ignored it for 4 months. I will network with the victims of last time and coordinate a forum spam effort to ensure the stat limit gets raised.
>>503147979if youre alliance i highly recommend Argent dawn, RP realm. less sharding (some bullshit ass system to segregate players to reduce server lag), and a lot more social, if youre interested in a more social experienceif not, always go for full/high pop realms
>>503147867aim to win a bit more than that, something like 56% win rate is good
>>503147075I require, uh, prood
>>503148335Proof* even
Guys, I've paid my respects to Ibelin today and watching the documentary on Netflix now. I am crying so hard.
>>503148119Holy based.
>>503148530why do you keep shitposting about that?
>>503148335You'll have to take my word for it.
>>503148530mogged hard by ezra CHADtterton
Cool mod but i dont want to get banned...
>>503148998Because virtual signaling pisses me off>Let me pay respects to someone who I've never met and only know because Netflix showed me an ad>He was probably a predator, but he was sick, so its ok again
>>503149380>>He was probably a predator,????? I don't give a fuck about the guy or the documentary but what??
>>503149467>Trying to catfish several females>"It was just roleplaying"
>>503149183>big red milkersI see, I see.. very convincing. >>503149276Used them for years, still do. Nothing will happen. If you're scared, make a 2nd account and go nuts on trials. But guaranteed you're safe.
>>503149554>Make friends on WoW>"Catfishing"Meds. Now.
>>503143709They're the bestPost more of her
>>503149705>Tries to ERP>"H-He just made friends!"
guldan was such a fun villain. miss that slimy fucker sometimes
>>503143709what armor is that??
>>503149959Some roleplayers erp. Nobody cares. This makes you mad because you are a faggot.
>>503149380It's not virtue signaling though. The dude had a terminal illness and used the game to make friends and esxape his shitty situation. >predatorThe dude was wheelchair bound, come on now
>>503150281He was a horny little bastard with predator vibes. The only virtue he had was his sickness.
>>503150489>Dude can't go outside or meet women to get a gf>Supplements human connection through RP>"uhhh he probably ERPed... dude was a predator... ummm ..."Yeah fuck off tourist.
>>503150489Bruh
in all my time spent in this general i've seen maybe TWO genuinely cute characterswhy are you all so FUCKING UGLY ???? ?
>>503148530have you actually seen it?
>>503150606It isn't he who pisses me off. Virtue signaling cucks are. He had a dozen of erp sessions and everyone be like "What awesome adventures he had!".>>503150810Lol no
>>503150806show an ugly character
>>503150924>erp How do you know then
>>503151112Did you cry? Did you pay your respects?
>>503151043scroll up
>>503150035he was the best villiam imosometimes a guy who is just unapologetically evil with no morally grey cope is cool
>>503151239weird thing to shitpost about desu
>>503151239No and no. But I liked it
>>503150035>>503151331i want a sargeras boss fight
>>503151324?
>>503150806Trannies have no fashion sense. You should know this by now.The people with actually cute characters aren't mentally ill attention whores. This is true for literally every MMO thread.
>>503150035>DRINK, HELLSCREAM
Get off classic, stop having fun. Its time to raid.
>>503151985never seen an ugly femworg
>>503152140I don't wanna....
>>503152140>>503152153Heh. True actually
>>503152153>never seen an ugly femworg>literally one post apart
>>503152273that's a very cute one though
>>503152140I am. In a heroic brd group right now.
Any pvp folks in here? Im wondering wether I should transform my pvp gear into pvp set, is it sensible to drop versatility? Seems risky with the burst dmg floating around but the set bonus is nice
>>503152140
>>503152806Isnt vers the best pvp stat?
>>503152806https://murlok.io/see what the highest rated pvp players are doing in that bracket for your class/spec
>>503152806typically worth unless your set bonus is dog.
>>503152806depends what class/spec you're running. go https://murlok.io/ if you want all the answersfor pvp some 4sets are just dogshit and not worth running ever, on top of stat loss at times
My velf got some upgrades apparently..
>>503153396good
I think I'm gonna come back to the game since no other games atm and m+ is fun. How are blood dks doing nowadays?
>>503153396Wife
>>503153396Perfection
>>503153396rape
>>503152970>>503153154sweet, I didnt know about that site. Looks like they go for the 4 piece pretty much all around. Cheers lads
>>503149183>>503153396its so refreshing to see semi realistic proportions for once
>>503153496prot pala/war > bdk imoperfectly viable if youre looking at doing 10s tops
Classic wow is the single most difficult game ever created in human history. 20 years on, and still no raid group has ever, EVER cleared naxx.
>>503136430>>503133414You can do that if you want to commit social suicide and be ignored when you want to do anything with the guild members because you arent recognized as being good enough to carry the talkative shitters that use words and noise to disguise how bad they are by trying to force themselves to be likeable, like the token fat guy in the friend group who's survival instincts kick in as he tries his hardest to be the self-deprecating comedian archetype to remain accepted by his buddies who only keep him around as a self esteem boost when women walk nearby.
>>503153396>le tiny "realistic" boobsGross. Faggotcore. Give me basketball sized breasts MINIMUM because im not GAY.
>>503153771its actually insane how simple the game is now. crazy to think that people thought back then that cthun is unkillable
>>503153976>I NEED IT REALLY BIG BECAUSE IM A GORILLATasteless.
>>503153396I want to cum all over tits
>>503153976Nta but those look comical
>>503154097agreed. tasteful bigger boobies > gigantic goofy looking balloon tits
how much money do you think blizzard is making from all the classic subs?
>>503154046Artosis.
>>503153961Damn its like a guild of 4channers has autistic tryhards or something.
>>503144368This is literally just the pornstar jada fire but if she let her nails get out of hand
>>503154198i assume theres at least like 300k right now across na and euso do the math
>>503153976I assume this is a meme>>503153456>>503153504>>503153521>>503153525>>503153671>>503154069Glad you like. Tested it on my drae in the xmog she has too. I'll try not to spam too much in the thread.Too big? lol
>>503154512this is the definition of perfection
>>503154512>Too big?no this is perfect RAPE
>>503154512Not too big at all. That's juuuust right. Perfect paizuri size for motherly tittyfucks while giving me a warm, gentle smile or even giggling at how pent up I am...
>>503154512>>503154629What more can one ask for. Heaven
>>503154629>>503154512only the naaru could create such perfect beings
>>503154512>I'll try not to spam too much in the thread.I'm not complainingCan you post a night elf please??? Seriously considering this mod.
>>503153737Surisd to see war up there desu. Prot pal makes sense though,that shield silence has always been so good. Hate playing them though because having to stand in your piss circle is annoying.
>>503154909yeah for fun factor i would say warrior is above all desu. just insanely fun class right now
>>503154012>le epic fairy tale boomer mathematically impossible boss was killed within an hour of its raid's release
>>503154512>>503154629mommyyyy
>>503155046was it fake or what
>>503154603>>503154617>>503154629>>503154742>>503154813>>503154870>>503155115Alright last one
>>503155215Well the boss was bugged when they released aq back in vanilla for a while but then shitters couldnt kill it because they sucked and they coped with the mathematically meme.
>>503155278holy fuck!!!!
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK>ignore the fact soda did only fangs in HC classix with 150+ of the biggest streamers
>>503155278Made for me.
>>503155278elune forgive me for what im about to do to her
>tanking timewalking>autopiloting my way towards objectives and bosses in the dungeons, ignoring chat>eyes kind-of glossing over from how formulaic it all has been>collect mobs with a few aoe attacks to stick the threat>los everything to neatly gather everything up and stop and pop a defensive then aoe it down with my superior tank aoe dps>somehow people are finding ways to die despite the dungeons having no passive unavoidable aoe damage>never come close to death even without healer due to careful defensive management>get near last boss of dungeon in record time>suddenly kickedgoing to tab out to tf2 while this timer ticks down then get back to it
>>503155278built for male gnomes
>>503155413im glad that people enjoy wow. this game is truly magical
>>503155514idk what it is with timewalkfags, where did all the good GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOO dps players go?
>>503155686Are people playing classic because they actually like the game or just for social clout?
>>503155908theres a million multiplayer games out there and they still chose wowso i would say both ofc
>>503155908e-beggar brainwash and blizzard bootlicker simps aka low IQ mongoloids
HOW THE FUCK DO I UNLOCK BFA WORLD QUESTS FOR MY ALTS
im gaye for maye
>>503156356did you do the campaign
>>503156472on my main yeah
>ZERO WoW black friday discountswtf?
>>503156527i think you have to do the uniting kul tiras questline
Aren't we getting a balance patch soon? Hope to God they bring up the other tanks to be able to match prot paladin.
>>503155786This chad fury tank ran through like 3-4 dungeons in the span of like 30 minutes, he seemed like he probably browsed here so if he does thank you for the free runs
>>503156560In game sales are during Christmas
>coomers finally show off somewhat realistic proportions
>>503156684lol are you seriousi have to play through the whole BFA campaign to get WQs unlocked on every alt?
>>503156527Go to your faction ship and do the unitying kultias/zuldazar
>>503156713Which one was your favorite?
>>503156704gigachad
>>503156809probably these two>>503153396>>503154629
Why wasnt there 1 raid for each shadowlands zone? It seems like it would not have been that difficult to set up at all.
Gay sex
What do I do with Bloody Tokens once I have a full set of pvp gear?
>>503157005It's only gay if the clits touch.
>>503156976bro they needed 7 months to release 9.1 and it was ass too lol
>>503157139Clits?Sis, the elf is futa.
>>503157005Yeah I'm all in for this type of gay
>>503157171hmm. intriguing. but highly disturbing
>>503157171Just be aware, anon
>>503157082mogs or shit to sell
>>503156976>It seems like it would not have been that difficult to set up at all.The only way that could have possible worked is if 2/4 of them were micro raids and they seemed to have given up on that post Crucible of Storms. It was always a dumb idea in the first place there was never ever going to be parity between the four zones.
>>503157540there are mogs?
>>503157576yeah that sounds like aids
>
>>503157884top 10 worst trp profilesvile
>>503157884>can literally be anything>choose that/fart
Hey I just woke up and I know this is the wrong thread but is classic fresh playable yet? I don't want to climb out of bed and find out for myself but it would help to get myself in the right headspace of either playing my favorite game (mage aoe farming simulator) or shitposting here about how I won and making less and less sense as I do so.
WHEN IS NEXT MONTHS TRADING POST REVEALED? COME ONNNNNNNNN
after 2 weeks Im already sick of the T2 mog of my druid.zzzz
>entire friends list is skipping classic fresh>but because of the associated drama, they're also abandoning retailJesus, could this have come at a worse time for Blizzard? It just doesn't look good for them right now.
>>503158305yes it is. as of 3 hours ago? i think>>503158319should be next week
>>503158329Post her>>503158383I have no idea what the fuck you're trying to say
>>503158383What are you even talking about
>>503156367CHADthyr supremacy
>>503157884more likeveilyn my identitylmao
>>503157884This must look so fucking bad with wow's gender dysmorphia.
>>503158897chadthyr look like that??
>>503158603I think that he tried to doompost but only a bunch of diarrhea came out his mouth
WoD was 10 fucking years ago.
>>5031593858 since legion
God this is embarassing
>Blizzard implements housing>lets you have a wife and childrenUhhh I'm thinking kino
>>503158897Probably looks better than 90% of wowg
Wtf else shaman is so fun, why didn't any of you tell me. I'll never find an m+ group, but the dungeon grind to cap is thoroughly entertaining
>>503159749really need romance options for npcs
>>503159820wait until you try enhance
>>503159732>armored up ready for war>relaxed attire
>>503159820All shaman specs are desu
>>503159749>>503159956Me marrying and putting my babies inside Alexstrasza wife
>>503159820you'll still get a lot of invites because people will either think you're enhance or not know the difference
>>503159820enhance isnt even as fun as it was in the most recent xpac and it still mogs ele into oblivion (and on the meters)
>>503158319here it is what will be in it:>horde & alliance earmuffs>candy cane / gift weapons>white recolor of the new should cape/hood>bunch of ugly old low res ice/white/red themed weapons
>>503160148Me as one of Alexstrasza's multiple consorts
>>503159732He unironically is known for diddling kids on Moon Guard and did 2 years for it back when he was known as Mortis. Changed his name to Sigmar afterwards because people kept calling him baby fucker
>>503160148can i also join
>>503160348alexstrasza's panties?
>>503159956unironically though this would save wow
>>503153737Is blood really so bad it can only do up to 10s?
>>503161015pregnancy mechanics too
>>503160374so if I made male gnome right now named Littlebabyjr and walked up to him bucket ass naked and said "goo goo gah gah" he will be in my DMs?
>>50316108410s now are the old 20s
>>503161084You can do 10s easily
>>503154909prot war is probably the tankiest tank. prot pal just does like 30% more damage and also has nonstop kicks/silences and other utility
>>503160814They put Sylvanas's armor on the post. Maybe?
>>503159732>Voice reference: Joshua Grahamkek
>>503161576if only
female night elf priestess
>>503161771*heals u*
It needs a revamp and we all know it.
>>503139012>classic launch>retail dead overnightwhy are they the favorites, bros...
>>503161507prot pally can wrangle in retards, same with DK.warrior can just kind of commanding shout and thats it nothing else to save or pull retards back in.prot pally can offheal, bop, sacrifice, LoHDK can res retarded healer/dps who stood in something or drop zone to help retards mitigateDK is also a lot better at surviving without outside assistance in case the healer is slow as fuck which somethings is needed so he can focus on the dumbass dps
>>503161967Yeah, it needs more spikes and a giant, unavoidable statue of Orgrim Doomhammer
(You), yes (You) have just been given a pass to change 1 (one) thing about mythic+!! Ion has given this one opportunity for YOU to do whatever needs to be done, but you only get to make one change! If you succeed, you get a pair of velfie/nelfie gfs. If you fail, Ion will personally assrape you to death with his enormous greek dong. What DO (You) do????hardmode: You cannot simply delete the gamemode.
>>503162138>revert everything tondf s4I winIs that easy
Surely this time my Queen will see that I am worthy and grant me her seal. Surely this time will be different! Give me your seal, Ansurek!
>>503161967honestly, its too monochromatic in color
All this posting about tanks, let's ask healers? Those of you that main heals, what's your favorite tank to have in m+?
>>503162665don't care as long as it isn't a brewmaster or demonhunter, they just flop more often in my experience
>>503161967entire old world does. at least to wod's level
>>503162138remove challengers perilscale the gold reward to key difficultyremove depletion
>>503162665they're all basically the same if they're decent except for brew which requires noticeably more healingprot pal is my favorite just because they're the strongest right now
>>503162665bdk
>>503163621is brew really that squishy
>>503162401What seal?
>>503163560Good suggestions. Fuck challengers peril
>>503163913idk desu because i rarely ever even play with brewmasters in high keys. when i did keys with brews in like +10s they were super squishy, but maybe they were just dogshit players
>>503164394It was retarded to remove their self healing.
>>503164093The ring she drops, Seal of the Poisoned Pact, it's bis for fury. She didn't drop the ring but I got a parse that is almost as glorious as she is so that was cool.
>>503162138>one changenot nearly enough, cant be done. regardless,>increase gold rewards per dungeon>decrease crest costs per crafted item>decrease crest costs per upgrade tier>revert myth track to 4 tiers from 6 like it was in DF>remove challenger's peril>revert changes to stops on enemy casts>revert tank nerfs>keep most of the other new changes because many aren't a bad idea at all, like the double tyrannical/fort past 10>include new rewards for m+ outside of title, specifically for players between title range and 2500. Special enchant or tabard or some shit, it really wouldn't be hard but would likely do loads to increase player retention>change keys to now have a charge system, you can fail x amount of times before your key depletes so that you can have an attempt at big key without removing the immediacy of needing to keep the key activeyou're welcome
>>503164682Shieeeet I got that ring on my vault but it sucks for my spec.
>>503164682now's the perfect time to fuck her, anon
>>503164682as fat as her ass??
>>503164748>>change keys to now have a charge system, you can fail x amount of times before your key depletesHow about no depletion?
>>503164834I would never take advantage of my Queen! No matter how much I'd like to.>>503165148Nothing is fatter or more glorious than Ansurek's spider butt. I love her so much.
>>503165626Go on... touch it...
Starting this game for the first time, wish me luck anons.Picking hunter because I do archery IRL and it seems like a cool class. Playing on moonguard as I've been told it's the best realm for community. I'm going to be honest with you bros.. I started playing because of the girls in it. That Alexstrasza chick is hot as FUCK, so this is basically a self insert character for me < also some of the characters people play. I've played a little bit on a friend's account to see if I would like it so I have the basics down in terms of gameplay and stuff but this will be my first adventure in Azeroth on my own.I WILL be avatarfagging my adventures here, sorry not sorry. Feel free to add me Aìden-Moonguard or message me.
>classic already dying tons of ppl raging and quittingbros the freshie quest wait lines were suppose to be nostalgic what happened?
>>503165997Try to join globofomo. And good luck
>>503165959looking good boss
>>503166142This shit is so cucked
>>503165997Good luck anon <3
She's cute>>503166164>>503166518Thanks anons. Not sure how to join guilds but I'll look into it. Doing the tutorial part.
>>503165997will take you a while to reach mommystrasza but its fucking worth it
>>503165997>I do archery IRLhow huge are your arms bro
>>503165997Make sure you go to the dragon isles through talking to wrathion so you actually play through alexstrasza's expansion
>>503165997>>503166558cute newnonny <3
>>503166558>>503167000Can also meet the queen in wrath
>>503165860No! i would never betray my Queen by violating her like that!
kek I assume this was one of you>>503166790>>503167000>>503167132Alright thanks. I assume that's the new dragonflight expansion? Do I get to pick what expansion I do or is it a linear story up till then?>>503166942Idk not bad I guess. It's mostly your back muscles that pull the string rather than arms. Puts less strain so you can do it longer, especially because I use recurve and not compound bows.>>503167119no u
>>503167629You get directly to dragon isles now afaik. After exiles reachAlso wtf is that guys problem
>>503167629No those spammers are not from here
which wow race invokes the most lust in women?
>>503167629Pretty sure you get a pop up quest where a black dragon with red eyes will say "Heroes of the Alliance, the Dragon Isles have awakened etc etc"Just follow that
>>503167785Worgen
>>503167629>kek I assume this was one of youno it's unironically a chinese bot farm that dedicated to spamming newcomer chat for some stupid reason, probably mad after a big ban wave or some shit.
why the fuck are pvpniggers so cheap?
>>503139638hey guys im back from dinner can you answer this now please? thanks bros
>>503167918>>503167629
>>503168053I think wowhead has that feature but their tools are usually pretty garbage so I'm sure how well it works.
>>503167754>>503167870Sweet. I WILL meet that dragon mommy if it's the last thing I do.>>503167775>>503167918>>503168114Ah. Thought it was someone here.
>>503168276>>503167629>>503166558>>503165997Have fun and don't rush too much, just chill. How did you find out about WoW?
>>503165997Keep your shitty gameplay to yourself, alliancel
>>503161967the old gates and towers had a better fantasy
>>503168576Thanks. I'm still on the free trial so not sure how far I can get until I have to spend money.>>503168579Eat my hairy asshole
>>503165997>new player>picks hunter ahhhh some things never change with good ol world of warcraft
>>503165997zased
>>503167629How far can you shoot with a longbow?
arms or fury for solo shuffle
>>503169105>Eat my hairy asshole>alliancel player is a sexually degenerate queerImagine my shock!>>503169586You should ask him about his accuracy. The range mostly depends on the bow weight
>>503169586No idea. Never used one. Going to be honest I still use my 36lbs 66' recurve from when I was a late teen. I need to buy a new one desperately because this one is too easy and old now. I had a compound for like half a year a while ago but prefer more traditional shooting, even if I only do it at a range. I do it pretty casually and it's been a bit since I've done it properly.>>503170043Bro I don't give a shit about faction war yet cause I know jack shit about it. Give me a break.
>>503170212>Bro I don't give a shit about faction war yet cause I know jack shit about it.Consider this your early introduction
>>503170212Don't listen to that retard. Horde or Alliance stopped meaning anything a long time ago. He's just being a fag for no reason.
>>503168114this guy types like a redditor
>>503170452>Horde or Alliance stopped meaning anything a long time agoUntil i catch you lacking in war mode
>>503171053>minigame modeLMAO
>>503170212when you were starting out did you ever fuck up and draw the string too far and catch the arrow on your hand? thats always been a fear of mine back when i had any remote interest in archery also thoughts on crossbow casuals
>>503171169Scared?
>>503171364post character
Bros I think I like night elves. Need sex with them.>>503171184That never happens because most bows have an arrow rest on them. There's a very very very small chance that the bow itself could snap if you dryfire too much (never do this btw) and damage the limbs. The most pain you'll ever have is if the string whips your forearm on release if you're not holding the bow properly. A lot of people use arm guards to stop this happening. Or if you're a woman it can hit your tits.>also thoughts on crossbow casualsI don't really care either way. They are cool but I prefer the manual draw and release. Don't have anything against people that use them. As I said, I'm fairly casual with it.
>>503171849>Bros I think I like night elves. Need sex with them.Welcome to world of warcraft :)
Paladinpals...
>>503172063kek
>>503172063it should've been spell reflecting repentence desu
ishnu-alah...
>>503172063giwtwm
gnome ladies give the best head
>>503172063Divine Toll
>>503174112Holy shit The Peeladin
>>503174354Make like a banana and split
Tutorial island complete. This city looks cool as fuck.
Should i level my demon hunter? I liked the amirdrassil playstyle, is it still the same?
thinking about swapping from totemic to ancestral on my rsham
i think i'm playing the wrong wow...
Which one do I pick
is there any reward for aotc or am I slamming my head into these pugs for no reason?
>>503174896https://www.icy-veins.com/wow/hunter-leveling-guideuse google you fucking shitter
>>503174459>>503174896Grats and it doesn't matter too much right now because you can change between them freely
>SV 11>Flying through huge pulls good dps great heals>Machine speakers>Dude jumps away and we have no choice but to let him take 5 orbs because if we got to get them the cube will one shot us>Tank gets annihilated>Shaman logouts and the key is brickedThis affix is the most fucking trash thing in the game holy shit.
>>503174896They all have their appeal, it really depends on what you want and lol isn't that HotS Rexxar art?
>>503174896go beast mastery because thats ez mode spec for a new player
>>503173641Can confirm.
I want to play a healer. I've played a healer in the past, but never Resto Shaman. Is the stat priority list on the wowhead guide accurate? I can't make heads or tails of it. Is it like Ele used to be, focusing on crits to get the most out of the crit-boosting talent?
>>503174896survival if you're a meta slave. BM is a decent all rounder and dark ranger is pretty fun in m+. Marks if you still have hope for better days.
>>503175501Dark ranger is amazingly fun to play in M+ and the damage is not bad as well.
>>503175040Shut up man>>503175048>>503175090>>503175285>>503175501Alright thanks I just went beast mastery
>>503174896BM aka based man (it's just him and his pets)
>>503171849Sup dude. Welcome to WoW. I hope you enjoy our game. Night Elves *are* the best girls.
Big bitch
>>503176050Thank you. Should be fun.>>503176086Lol yeah I just saw her.
>>503174896whichever one sounds coolest to you
>>503176291Hell yeah. If you have any questions ask here and you'll either get a schizo shitpost or a genuine answer.
>same file names and "I'm a new player" gimmick as Tina
>>503172063paying the divine toll...
Why is thinking about playing wow so much better than actually playing wow? You log in and if you don't want to spam keys it just feels so dead and devoid of content.
Guess I just have to repost wow AIslop so I don't have to keep waiting on the stupid 15min timer
>>503174896Cycle through all of them while levelling. Keep a 2 hander melee you can equip for survival.
class/spec for this feel?
>>503176596Sounds like a (you) problem, not gonna lie
>>503175403Is that Maye?
>>503177049demon hunter
So has anyone worked out how the 'luck' thing works for the felcycle? I couldn't for the life of me get the 9th piece of hate with no lucky trinkets, buying 5 did absolutely nothing but getting the tortolian charm suddenly made it work. Is there a secret meter or was it just a coincidence?
race/class for this feel?
Alright boys I wanna tank some m+ but I hate prot paladin. Which tank am I going?
>>503177329Blood DK.
>>503177049subtlety>>503177283survival
>>503176050>Night Elves *are* the best girlsthat's not how you spell gnomes
Anyone who plays gnome females need their hard drive checked
Could Dagran 2 be Ragnaros' son?
Anyone who plays WoW needs their hard drives checked.
>>503177937Gnomes are good. They give good head as a wise scholar said ITT.
im not trying to be dramatic but playing warrior in arena is making me angry enough to self-harm
Anyone constantly making pedophilic insinuations need to have themselves checked
>>503178152that's cos they don't need to kneel
>>503177329probably prot warr but honestly prot paladin is fucking busted right now, especially in pugs
>>503178036gaysafe is one of them
>>503178350why?what's giving you grief?
>>503176527it's the easiest way to get anons to answer your questions
>>503178507my overall experience has been miserable-i stick like glue on people but they do not die-i get stunned and cc'd nonstop-horrible defensivesis there any reason to bother as warrior when i could just go ret/bdk?
>>503178387No, but you do.Or sit, or lay down, whatever helps me look down on you.
>>503165997Welcome to WoW newfriend <3
>>503178646ret would be more retard proof
>>503177329hammers though
>>503178682you just know
>>503178682will you let him titty fuck you as a welcoming for slutty nightelves?
>>503178723stormbolt is a hammer isnt it?
>>503178114I doubt they'd ever do something fun like that but Jesus does that character need some grit, he's such a fucking melvin
>>503178825>>503178849Was just being nice and offering some advice to the newbie
>>503178849gassy buttjob first then i'll give him one
>champion's seals from the argent tournment are warband transferablei know exactly what to do with my alts
>>503178468Yeah that's why I don't want to play it. Playing super OP specs is boring as shit to me. >>503177374I used to main blood dk, it's bretty good even though it gives healers a heart attack and gives me a headache to play with all the buttons and shit to keep track of. I remember when I quit I unlocked all the disco bear forms, how is bear doing nowadays?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TP0abZdRXg
why are demon hunters like this, bros
>>503179503bears are doing ok, massive outlier is prot pally due to damage right now
>>503178849That Night Elf is spoken for. Thanks.
>>503179826Aren't we getting a balance pass soon? You think they'll let them body all the other tanks for the rest of the season or we'll see some tuning?
>>503180326i honestly dont even know what changed to make them so much higher dps than everyone else overnight shrugs all round as to if anything will change majorly anytime soon
ngl I'm kinda done but still got 2 weeks to blow
>>503180326i don't think there's going to be any major pve balance changes until 11.1maybe bug fixes if there's a spec that's really strong or weak because of bugs
>>503179829Lies. I am a free spirit!
>first killthank god, i have both mounts from here and won't need to run this more than i need to
There are faggots that play with music off.
>>503181492>t. bottom dps
I installed Dialogue UI but my UI looks the same.
Wtf is going on with queue times? Been in queue for war within dungeons as a tank for 13 minutes at level 71. Something has to be going on, queues were under a minute all day long.
>>503182230>Been in queue for war within dungeonswhy would you willingly queue for dungeons that give only half xp right now?are you retarded?
>>503182187Dialogue UI is just for the quest/dialog boxes. Those are still vanilla? Are you sure the addon is enabled?
>>503182230Que for timewalking instead. Also more people are sleeping now
>>503182450Yeah I'm retarded I installed it while still in game and forgot to do /reload, all good now. Didn't realize it was just for the quest/dialog boxes.
>>503178646Least you're not WW monk, with the enrage talent that breaks roots fury holds it's own actually. 2nd best class for shuffle.
>>503182396They only give 1/2 exp? This is a thing now? I guess I'm retarded? I just started playing the game yesterday after a 3 year break.
Odd being on the other end of this.
Has it ever not sucked to like druid thematically? Feral still feels like a vanilla spec in the year 2024. Balance, like any spec that has to manually multi-dot is awkward as fuck in dungeons. Resto's theme of hots feels like dog water in a world of extreme burst wack a mole. And guardian... it's tard mode but that's fine. I'm not talking numbers and meta here but rather game feel. It just sucks for dps and healing druid in general.
a toast! to wowo wawa!
>>503183813its only a thing during the wow anniversaryall time walking dungeons give 2x more experience per completion and completing quests and mobs in those dungeons give bonus xp from the anniversary buff
>>503155413>it's just big streamers with [DROPS!] on
this general is fucking dead. wth happened?
>>503185054Retail is just dead.Even classic classic fresh has more hype than The Woman Within.
>>503185054midseason everyone is already geared and played enough raid/M+fresh classic realms dropped today
>>503185054Americans are asleep
>>503184769I figured it balanced out since you get shit for exp in timewalking dungeons? Like sure you get double for finishing it, but getting exp for killing mobs is nothing? Or did they change that to give equivalent exp for your level?
>>503185054People playing classic again since they think it's better than retail for some reason don't worry they'll be back
>>503185054I miss old /wowg/ so muchwe were on top of the fucking worldnow the thread is just the same 5 freaks spamming off cd
>>503155413>caring about e-begging onlyfagslmao
AYO WOW Gzhttps://youtu.be/yfTgE5rZM7Q
I the 17yrs I've played WoW I've never played Alliance, simply is because I hate them, I hate everything about them so I've been thinking, what should I level? a Human, Gnome, or Dwarf? thinking Warrior/Paladin or maybe range classes like Mage/Hunter?
>>503187062all 4 classes, female human wit hidden pants and chest
>>503187062why do you hate alliance? Lorewise, I kinda don't like the Horde, they are so evil.
>"Tyrande still looks good after all these years. Know if she's seeing anyone?">"I've been trapped in a bubble with the same guys for 10,000 years. You could say I'm ready for a little... variety."So like... are Nightborne women just straight up lesbians? Or super open to other races?Contenders for most degenerate by the sound of their emotes.
>>503187309they yearn for the tauren cock
>sex freaks are here
>>503187309They're cosmopolitan socialite alcoholic dark elves. Of course they are massively degenerate and morally loose.In other news.https://nymp4.rule34.xxx//images/1727/2891288cb41bb10e37cc8ea72ce70769.mp4?11803824
>more avatartroons discover mods>same "new player" larp bullshit for (You)s>xiv-like fake niceness faggotry from the local sexpest>erp faggotryThe fucking state of this thread
is ele fun?
>>503187932Sounds like reddit is more your speed.
>>503187286why? because they're the bad guys from my point of view they're the ones who start the conflicts every little damn thing that happens, be it Rogue elements it gets blamed on the Horde wholly such as Wrathgate, the attack on the druids during the cataclysm when the Horde wanted to open trade relations with the night elves & Broken Isles just to name afew. you don't see the Horde blaming the Lich King on all of the Alliance, do you? also, I've ran into real pos Alliance players.
>>503187932It's sad.
>Want to make a shaman>Can't decide between troll and orc>End up choosing orc>Get him to 80>Realise I should have made a dwarf
Uhm wowsisters... we lost.....bigly?
>>503188523oh no no nobarry whats our response?kelly whats our cope?
>>503188523>dead game>dead game>dead game>dying game>dead gamethose games were nominated for the wrong category
>>503188138horde literally invade azeroth, raped and killed humans, burned teldrassil, went mad with garrosh and sylvanas.
>>503188663thanks for the copium kellyperhaps we could also le say... it's because wow isn't on playstation ;')
>The BIGGEST MMO In the Palm of Your Hand!Preach-bros?!
>to this day nobody knows for sure what the hidden requirements are for getting the korthia cosmetic covenant armor from the dailies
>>503187309Dome opened, time to return to roots and fuck trolls.
OSRS HAS MOBILEFF HAS MOBILEWE DONT EVEN HAVE A MOBILE PET BATTLE OR AH APP
>>503188697> wow is not on playstationdead console for dead games, so you're probably right lol
>>503188773Yes we do. They're randomized rewards from covenant specific dailies after stage 4 of the campaign.
Does anyone have any good YouTube or podcast lore channels? Something I don't need to watch and can just listen to at workI would like to start from the beginning. (I do intend to play Warcraft 1-3 too, but don't have the time atm)
>>503188958PlatinumWoW makes funny and informative WoW lore videos. He's the best.
>>503188698the double standard is funny. people would have had a meltie if blizzard had announced a wow mobile during the warcraft direct
Imagine if Blizzard had announced Classic WoW on mobile for its 20th anniversary instead of Classic Fresh.Now instead competitors are taking big steps into the biggest market.
>>503188418Convince me not to reroll
>>503188883I sure fucking hope it's only the korthia campaign and not that + the covenant campaign
>want to install the titty mods>dont want to get bannedi dont care what you say this shit is NOT allowed and people WILL get banned for it. i wish you could mod this shit legally
>>503189337I think the covenant campaign needs to be completed to unlock that particular portion of the Korthia campaign, cause story reasons, progress needs made and some dumb bullshit reason like that.I remember trying to maximize my characters getting the dailies unlocked since the RNG armour rewards switch up depending what you have already. Had to speedrun several characters through the covenant campaigns.
>"But that's just me"
where can i find actually good mdt routes
>>503189668keyguru
>>503189463>this shit is NOT allowed and people WILL get banned for itI've been using it for 15 years anon, blizz doesnt give a shit
>>503189897i can imagine the innkeeper turning down the magical hearth with a perverted grim on his face
>>503189463>fearmongering faggotryWrong.
>>503187453Always.Literally shut-in incel neets with nothing else in their life.
>>503187453>People who like sexy bitches in videogames are on 4chanDamn that's crazy, does CNN knows about this?
>>503187932i think you are just mentally ill
>>503187932go back
how long are bg blitz queues atm?
can you make a femhuman monk that looks like her?
>>503187309Raping this snobby bitch
>>503169801ARMS
>>503179829lucky...
>>503187309Tyrande is a fit bitch and nightborne have been living under a dome for 10 000 years. It's kind of like civilized women seeing Conan the Barbarian and getting wet.
>>503187309who doesnt lust after tyrande? genuine question
>>503191187Sylvanas (probably)
>>503191187me
>>503191248huh??
Post (Your) Dracthyr.
>>503191431
>>503191617kino
>>503191617YWNBARW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHu5fTna8V4Retail sisters...
>>503192007who gives a fuck?
>>503192007>I asked 400 cyclists why they hate driving carsSee how retarded that sounds?
>>503192271kek thats a good one>I asked 400 vegans why they hate meat
Is there any suggestion/guide for what ilvl you should be before going into specific levels of keys?
>>503192271>video made by retail player
>>503191906seethe
>>503192456no rule of thumb desu. which key are you looking to do?
>>503191229Nah, she'd be into her.
>>503191617He looks cool.
>>503193157giwtwm...
>>503192697+11 mistim an ilvl 623 cuckold (ret)
>>503192697605 and wondering what i should actually be doing because the difficulty of pug keys seems to vary wildly
>>503167785Orcs
>>503139154>>503151043>>503176881
>>503191841>>503191906>>503193260Thanks bros.
the quality of this general has gone down by a lot>slow threads>most posters are either coomers or avatarfags>some occasional attempt at rage baiting by mentioning xiv or other gamesbleah
>>503194143You sound new. If coomer content isn't for you then you probably belong on reddit. And that's okay.
Cry harder Kelly.
>>503194258>having coomer content is ok>only having coomer content is not okthat's the difference.
>>503194265>Barry seething FF won
warrior players
>>503193337>623 retyeah, you're fine
>>503194363>"some occasional attempt at rage baiting by mentioning xiv or other games"yep
warlock sisters... We're winning BIGLY again.https://files.catbox.moe/ly9v5s.mp4
>>503194412what's upt. arms
Give me TLDR on brewmaster playstyle
>>503194412You can refer to us simply as 'sir' if you require a less syllable intensive workout.
>>503194787fun. many buttons to press. not that much survivability compared to other tanks. squishier. especially if fempanda
>>503194787it made me an alcohol and its ruining my family
>>503194943
>>503194943>it made me an alcoholBecause they drank you? LolESL
>>503193538Heh
>>503194943>it made me an alcohol
>>503194412Yeah? What do you want?
>>503193696God his midsection is thicc
>>503195421the armor makes it thicker, you should see that with body type 4
>>503195392Which helm is that?
I hope they buff ret more and nerf enhance/DKs too. Ugly cringe paganoid and edgelord satanic evil antihero classes deserve to be beneath the based trad DPS class.
>load into imperial seat as healer>second healer is actually an augmentation evoker>third healer is someone leveling with zero ilvl
>>503195606nighthold mythic drop, eventide casque is the multi class version
>Do delve 11 on my ilvl 587 prot pala>No issue>Do it on my brewmaster>StruggleAm I a bad brewmaster or are they really that squishy? It's higher ilvl than my paladin (I think 609 now)
>>503195760Delves scale weirdly with ilvl I feel
new information from exploring azeroth: Moon Guard has been revived and reformed: it now includes both night elves and nightbornes.why did nightbornes join the horde?
Larping begins
>>503194742PUMPing my GOONpole to this BRAPhog
>>503195806Troll dickings too damn good.
>>503195806Elf supremacy
>>503194143Worst part is that most of the avatarfaggots are xiv rejects
Daily reminder Azeroth is elf goddess, her Well of Eternity power changed harronir into night elf and later Sunwell changed night elf into bimbodorei
can i get the shaman amirdrassil mog through cataclyst or some shit still
>>503194143The expansion came out 3 months ago. The season is basically over unless you're in a struggle bus mythic guild or pushing high M+. All the upcoming content we know about is shit and everything else we don't know enough about to discuss. What the fuck do we talk about?
>>503197228Yet people are more excited for classic release than retail shit show release
i need to lose weight :(
i need to gain weight desu
>>503195731>multiclass versionnigga that shit isn't class locked at all anymore
>>503194838*whoosh... silence*
>log onto goonbait character in moonguard and make myself prominent standing on the railings waiting for someone to use me as fuckmeat >not a single whisper in 10 minutesis the game dead?
Oh right you guys don't want to actually discuss the game and the lore. Let me get back on topic of your intrests>Hey guys which is your favourite toe? xd Mine is le little pinky toe xD>Hey guys how about that Kelly and Barry eh? Haha :D>Hey guys let's solve the gooner puzzle together :D
>>503197375>Being excited for Classic ClassicAnon...
lifelong classic player hereis retail worth getting into currently?what is the most populated server on EU?what faction should I choose?how’s the leveling experience?is it hard to gear up?thank you
>>503197754Middle toe is best toe.That woman and dude are in a state of everlasting seethe.Sure, make a room.
>>503195806so players can use nelf models on horde
unironically who even is barry? i see this name here, on /v/, everywhere
game so dead i went back and did the kyrian campaign to close off the last few campaign achievements
>>503197905How should we know, you haven't said what sort of stuff you enjoy doing.Probably Argent Dawn for RP, god knows you never hear about other EU servers.Whichever one you like, it barely matters anymore when they can join the same groups.Fast.No.You're welcome.
>shamans irl are people>somehow in wow humans cant be shamanbugs me to no end desu
>>503198451well I’d like to experience the endgame pve content, I heard mythic dungeons are pretty fun to grind
>>503198545in wow, humans are white peoplecastles and knights and christianityshamans irl are black people (trolls)
>>503198719Black people in my worlo? Louise, get me my bell.
>>503198545you could argue that similarly to dwarves in wow the humans also came from metal creatures but never ended up having the connections to the elemental plane that dwarves did maybe there is a need for tribalism that humans went past too quickly that is required maybe humans never needed to deal with the elemental lords for power kind of like elves
>>503198545bro! lol! I went to save this image! but I ALREADY had it saved! LOL! laughing about this!
ayo which class finna gonna throw it back the farthest when the grenade fly over the trench
>>503198719shamans irl are actually indians (the cowboy ones not the disgusting poo in loo microsoft ones)
>>503198830My friend :D Save it under another name and then you can have it twice lawl xD
>>503198645The raid is fine, mythics are okay though this seasons selection of them aren't too great and people are pretty stingey on what they'd be bringing to them. It's also a season where healers got dicked so you'd wanna learn some survivability on whichever class you pick because a bunch of the dungeons are full of a lot of bullshit.
paladins are just shamans that deal with light elementals(naruuu) instead of elemental lords
>>503199096
1-3 dwarf sham4-6 dwarf hunter7-9 mage0 i do a ronnie mcnutt irl
>>503199331>0 i do a ronnie mcnutt irleufemism for a wank?
would you like a full "sea journey" themed expansion? you could have your personal boat to customize etc. a set of islands would be the "new continent" and the plot is basically you and other heroes setting sail for avaloren/the other side of azeroth
>Tuskarr with Laughing Skull mask over his crotchWhat a chad.
>>503196916So when Azeroth awakens, the whole world will become elfland?
>>503199570what are those shoulders he's got?
>>503199520Boring, I don't want to be special, I'd much rather have interesting characters and stories happening and I assist with them like in classic
>>503199520this is what people thought bfa would be
Today I will form groups and I will decline every women, scaly, furry, people from Spanish realms, Russians and ret paladins
>>503195760They're squishy. As squishy as a fempandass
>>503200260as is your god given right
>>503200336>As squishy as a fempandassdelet this comment right now
DHbros we arent screaming at blizz hard enough, we've been cucks for TOO LONGmelee meta without DH is a crime I say!!
>>503199520>other side of azeroththis meme needs to die
>>503200440idk i kind of like being a cuck
>>503199520Thats what i imagined bfa to be. Customizable ship and crew. But that ship has already sailed (heh)So for now, im hoping that housing will be good. Free form, different architectural styles, lots of collectibles.It does give me some hope because they said that they want the system to feel very social, so im curious what that means, or how they plan to do it. Maybe an instanced area in each major city? Idk
>>503200440>havoc rotation involves jumping and zooming around for a boring % damage buff you don't really noticeThey should remove those atrocious talents or at least make them fun
>>503200487>memeit's reality anon. avaloren, the arathi empire etc are canon in the lore>>503200083>>503200698bfa could have been kino
https://warcraft.wiki.gg/wiki/Avaloren
>>503200698>housing>free formI don't think there's anything in this game that is in free form. It's most likely just bunch of hooks where you can put certain limited items and you just try do your best with it.
>>503200034PvP armour from the start of MoP I think.
>>503199520I think I've been hearing about this sea expansion with a ship for more than a decade
>>503201107ion said that upgrades to the engine would have been required to make housing properly. i think they have the technology now.
>>503199865Don't forget our druid brothers and sisters.
>>503201385Yea yea, just like WoD.
>>503201436What are they talking about...?
>>503199520Only if I can sail through the Great Sea without fatigue. For example if I wanted to go from Kalimdor to Kul Tiras to Northrend then I could.Also some of the ships will have to be from the RTS like Troll Destroyers. All of the RTS ships should be available actually.
>>503202319Druid secrets, in the same way as you are unable to enter these portals, forbidden knowledge for non-druids.
Guys I really tried... but I just can't play anything that isn't warrior
>>503203264god I wish I could watch...
>>503201436>>503203264This elf is in dire need of being knotted. Report to your local pound immediately for your treatment, whore.
>>503191187https://files.catbox.moe/nc38u2.mp4
>>503203830you are me warrior mogs everything
>>503196261Maybe it's just because they're uncommon to see but I want to fuck this nightborne.
just... take what you want. I'll handle your boobies :)
>>503203830Warrior is the best class.
>>503205870brown hands typed this
>>503139638>>503168053google, ever hear of it ;)
My hunter is my highest geared character, but the TWW elite pvp set sucks. I really like the Druid's though.If I reached Elite with my hunter (I won't, Season's passing already), would I unlock the Druid set as well or is it literally per character?
>>503166142>What if I made a human paladin and named him Uther>What?! What do you mean the name is already taken?>Uther... Uther... Uther-ion? Utherion>Fuck it, this will do
Got all the 1 piece cosmetics, toys, mounts and sets from the event, just need to grind for the anniversary pets and done with this shit event
>>503206870its per character I believe
>>503203264>druid secretshttps://files.catbox.moe/200gvz.mp4
>>503207781https://files.catbox.moe/1g8i2v.jpg
>>503207109>shit event>yet he collected everything
>>503206043>The warrior class color is brownHow could this happen to me?
eh think the newct partch is bringing the tinker class nlmao never rever
im doomsister and i will say what retoilets will never ever get:shaman tankroughe tanktinker classbard classnew specs for existing classesdance studiocm set recolours for retoiletswift spectral tiger in trade postgood class balancegood maze+ tuningsword and shield dps spec (not so fast ele you dont count lmao)
>>503209074>dance studioThe only thing I'm legitimately upset about.
>>503209187never ever browno mars
I'm about to lock in frGive me a race for:lockmagehunter
>get lvl 2 on classic classic the 2nd>log offBRING ON THE PANDAS
Tried F R E S H today and it made me so fucking sad. A super lively chat, people making groups for questing, even a squadron of absolute chads making bags for free. Why don't we have that anymore? I'm not one of the usual autistic doomer retards I'm genuinely asking, where did it go and why? I want to stay in the world of Tauren mommies who chat while fishing and the world of Brazilian default nelfs who call you nigger while going the wrong way in your keys has never looked shittier. How do you guys stomach playing with other people in retail anymore?
1-3 dwarf warrior4-(5+1) dwarf hunter7-(9+0x1) mage
>>503210495Classic and retail are two, completely different games.
>>503201107XIV manages it despite everything in that game (both design and engine limitations) being more restrictive. A lot of dogshit MMOs do as well. There's no actual reason for Blizzard not to have a fairly robust placement system beyond just being retarded. Not that I think they're going to given the entire history of WoW but, again, being restrictive in every other sense has not stopped other games.
what am I in for?
>>503210532Dwarf warrior is based
>>503210626No shit Murloc Holmes. That has nothing to do with what I asked.
>>503210495People tricked me into playing classic last time and within five days everything you described was replaced with people spamming dungeon leveling services.
>>503210938fem humie pusseh
>>503210495>she doesnt know lolyou will learnthey always learn
>>503211024Well fuck you then.
>>503210938You're in for:- making pink lightcucks seethe- making blood elf females wet- making human females crave your BCC
>war of the scaleborn audiobook is voiced by Alexstrasza's voice actor>almost 16 hours worthof Alexstrasza talking slowly in my earholy based
didnt warrior have a throw that reduced enemy armor by 20% or some shit
>>503139012>14 hours ago
>*Wears dress*>*Drops off wife at swinger club*>*Opens a zero alcohol beer*Ah yes, I'm ready to play some worlo on my ret paladin!
>>503210938All of the Tauren tiddies.
>>503211526Holy fuck...
>>503211526DED
>>503211405You might be thinking of shattering throw? It breaks immunities instantly and does 500% increased damage to absorb shields which is fucking useless because it does like 50k damage to begin with.
DEAD GAMEWORLOCUC_KS RATHER PLAYER CLASSIC CLASSIC THAN RETOILET
Uhm sisters... should we merge with wowcg? They have all the leverage now. They won.
i am (still) gaye for maye
>OSRS beat us>wow classic beat us>wow fresh beat us>FF beat us
>>503213650nahit did 5 years agoright now yes but it will die just like classic LMFAO their game is dead af
>N-nah they didn't win>W-w-we won!>OG is dead!
>>503213481classic is going to be dead in 2 weeks. poe 2 is coming out soon and streamers won't pass on those juicy #drops
>doomers trying to doom over nothing lol
>>503213863>>503213650pre exodus numbers despite having a free login campaign
>Dead game>Dead M+ participation>Hall of fame for the raid is STILL open>Stuffed with microtransaction >Delves were the big selling feature for TWW>Garissons 2.0 will be the big selling feature for Midnight>10 year old bugs are still in the game>No QA team >GMs are all gone and replaced by AI
>>503213559I wish Maye would be my friend
>>503209720>LockTroll>MageNightborne>HunterTauren
>Woah..thanks for the practice, WoW classic! I almost broke a sweat!
>>503209720OrcHumanDwarf
>>503213863Cult-like behavior.
i can't believe classic classic classic killed blizzard
>>503201107There is though? Tons of quests where you have to place interactable objects in the world.
>>503215104bruh...just look at toyswe've also been placing campfires for ages
>>503213984Yeah they're so fucking stale right now. Like a used cheap whore.But that's their entire identity. Doomposting a game they don't play.No life. No friends. No joy. Nothing. Just subhuman faggots stuck an endless loop of making bot like posts over and over again, until either cancer or any other terminal illness sends their worthless soul in the eternal fires of hell.
>>503215104>>503215350>blizzard come up with insane spaghetticode for housing by using interactable quest objects and toys on top of their already spaghettiolike codingCan't wait what it will break on release
CHADssic won.Cucktoilets lost.
>>503215350Aware of it, that's why I corrected the anon saying that freeform would not be possible. We had this in the game for a while
>>503215576>use code for putting totem down>replace totem with literally anything>make it persistcan't wait until your mommy finds out you're using your phone in bed
>>503215739If Garrosh was still alive, he would be playing classic right now.
>>503210495You don't have that anymore because the audience who wants that is playing Classic (or quit entirely).The people who never wanted that or never cared stayed on retail and actively shaped it over the years by pressuring the devs constantly to fit their idea of a good game. The autistic, handicapped tranny who's crying on the forums about more singleplayer content in WoW is the one championing retail.
>>503215576I' m more curious about the scope. Will there be different types of houses? Styles? I assume there are also limitions. Having an orcish hut in stormwind doesnt make sense.Maybe each major city has a housing district?Fuck me i'm so curious
Okay so. I want a caster for m+. I've narrowed it down to:MageWarlockBut I'm not sure which + which race. Please help. It's blocking me from playing
>>503216152>everyone share same house on same spot (like garrisons)>house looks exactly the same outside for everyone>you just see bunch of players entering and leaving the same house (layering)>only you and your party can see inside the house
>>503216241>caster in m+Lol you don't want that. I would literally rather watch a colony of ants eat my ballsack than to play a caster in m+
>>503216241Gnome or goblin fire mage
>>503213481nah we still have the best slop
>>503216667bro fire mage does literally no damage, dont enable him
>>503152035God the WoD cinematic was so fucking good. They should have just skipped the expansion and made a full length movie.
>>503210938
>>503216763Its in theme for undermine tho
>>503217038They did, it was called Warcraft. Gul'dan was fucking jacked.
There's a cringe human sitting next to me. How do I get him to fuck off without kicking his ass?
>>503216742mmm, good sloppa
>>503217735he looks more based than the retarded fat furshit next to him desu
>>503217914WRONG
Kek Ion just doesn't get it. He never will.This autistic fuck can only think of funneling everyone into his idea of good endgame.
*looks at you*how do you respond?
>>503218103Ironic this idiot think he is talking about delves and not m+.
>>503218228steal her orbs
>>503217792>>503216742Post some naked draebaes
>>503217792Gonna klink ai this one. What should the prompt be? Kiss, dance, hand on breast etc.
>>503218412don't, they're always creepy and off putting
>>503218390>meditates new orbs
>>503218103Ian is right here though. Delves shouldn't be a thing you can do that massively inflates ilvl of screamers and soccer moms. Have it be a gateway gearing system that allows you to get into 2s or 3s but it shouldn't give rewards equal to +7 because now you've got braindead masses with inflated ilvl applying for your keys. Keep the baboons out of m+.
>>503217735Just get up and sit next to the incredibly based looking Gnome on your other side.
>>503217735why are you lifting your leg like you're ripping a massive fart
>>503218823if you're doing high keys you shouldn't be interacting with shit players regardlessyou're a fucking faggot using a poorly constructed excuse to justify raping a new, solo-friendly form of endgame to better suit your autistic mazetranny needsslit vertically
>>503218823That's why you have io score tho
>>503218228This panda always reminds me of komomo from marigold for some reaso
>Tank my first key>At the end of the run the healer messages me saying I did great>Open my phone>Three new matches on tinder>Look at my work email>Got promoted>Have a shower>My dick seems to have grown a whole inch>See my ex messaged me on WhatsappWhy was I so blind for so long. Why did I settle for a cuck life as a dpslet when I could have been a tankchad all along.My based tankbros, this one is for you. Healers you're alright. Keep my health bar topped up and we won't have a problem.DPS KEKOLDS FUCK YOU RETARDS we finish keys despite you not thanks to you meta monkeys.
desu a bigger issue with the delves/m+ reward discussion and issues it creates is how ridiculously fucking bad m+ rewards are in general for something that demands you form a party and commit upwards of half an hour to running a dungeon
>>503218992>new solo-friendly form of endgameWhy don't we give out epic gear in our cereal boxes while we're at it? Tranny faggot? Do the content get the reward. LITERALLY hide inside your solo content basement like the autistic social inept retard you are? Too bad. You don't deserve good gear.
>>503219019
>>503219297That's literally what Ion said in that interview but delve players are too stupid to read. He said they need to buff the lower ladder of m+.
>>503219419means nothing coming from Ion because that nigger is responsible for blizzard completely tanking many otherwise functional systems with terrible reward pacing
I’m Melvin, a Retribution Paladin in World of Warcraft, and I play a supporting role in more ways than one. My marriage isn’t typical—my wife sees a guy named Derek, and, well, I’m okay with it. It’s not easy, but I found a weird sense of balance in it. Gaming, especially WoW, is my escape, a place where things make sense, where I have control.I joined a guild called Lightforged a while back, and I hit it off with our tank, a warrior named BrutalMight. He had this confidence about him—always leading the charge in dungeons, taking the hits for the team. We started chatting more, talking about our lives in-between pulls. He told me his real name was Derek, and I noticed he had the same casual, commanding vibe as my wife’s guy.That got me thinking. One night, during a raid cooldown, I brought it up. “You know, my wife likes... stronger guys, like you. It’s a thing we have.” It was awkward, but he caught on. We talked more, and after some time, I made an offer. I told him about my wife, how she might enjoy his company. I figured a guy who could keep the whole raid together could handle other things too.Turns out, he was the same Derek. We both kind of laughed about it—how small the world could be, even in Azeroth. It was strange, but we kept raiding together. He became more than just a guildmate. He took on a new role, both in-game and out. And somehow, in both realms, I found my place.
Based Ion making troons and casuals seethe
>>503219672They are mad because they can't read tho.
>>503219371
>>503219938>>503219371I don't get it
LIMBOS A SHIT
>>503220092Me neither. She's sexo af. Face makes it even better because you just know she'll do everything for BWC
By Elune's light. This place must be cleansed.
all the kewl streamers are streaming classic btw
>>503221375I can't believe you killed all those people with a single fart
>>503188681No dumbass it was Demons who corrupted the Horde thanks to you guessed it Draeneis whose part of what? part of the Alliance also it's thanks to those fuckers that the Demons found the Orcs due to them invading their home.Sylvanas going full tard that was expected isn't really the Hordes fault the Orcs will always follow their beloved Warchief to the ends of the Earth also wasn't it the """Grand Alliance""" fault for what happened to Sylvanas for going undead? wait wait oh yeah it was pretty much Night Elves & Draeneis fault for that yet again imagine my shock all the problems always boils down to Night Elves, space goats & let's not forget that a human created the gate to Outlands.
>>503221375are you K.V.?
>>503221375Can you take a screenshot of your character doing the nelf sit
ZAMN... THIS is the ret paladin experience?
>According to Ian Bates reporting on a discussion with Chris Metzen, some of the Cataclysm-era Silverpine Forest quests are non-canon due to a developer's error, specifically the ones dealing with Ambermill and the Forsaken-Kirin Tor conflict. The Kirin Tor at this point is supposed to be neutral. As Blizzard never officially made a statement on these quests; their canonicity remains valid until otherwise clarified.
>>503218823Moron. Vermin. Scum.Absolutely retarded take.
>>503222270>t. 1756 rio score delvin melvin
>>503139012>16 hours ago
Help me please. I want:HunterMageShamanI can't figure out the races. I definitely want one dwarf, an orc and the third I don't know.
>>503218103This moron (along with many delvetards) doesn't seem to understand that delves are obscenely easy content that give stupidly overtuned gear. That's what makes mythics below 7 irrelevant, you can get similar gear with a fraction of the effort or time by doing delves. We legit have a problem in which mouthbreathers think they are earning this gear, that delves are as demanding as the other types of content.Don't want to do M+? No problem with that, but then dont demand the rewards that come with the difficulty.Want that difficulty and rewards from delves? No problem with that, but be warned that the average delvetard won't be able to clear the content to begin with.The demand here is for delves to give the best itemization in the game, for the least time invested, in the easiest way, while being able to play alone.And to that, anyone who isn't a delvetard can legitimately say "Fuck off"
I don't think casters are for me
>>503222326M+ is for the worst shitters in the game.Fewer logistics and lower difficulty than raiding.Still gives you teammates to cover your ass when you fuck up, unlike delves.It's the casual babymode option and that's why it's full of autistic screeching losers that demand insane requirements from the people they want to carry them.
>>503223225>>503223225>>503223225new thread, gooners
That's on blizz for being incapable of designing challenging content that's not just hp sponges and absurd damage scaling. They could damn well turn mythic dungeons INTO delves by tuning them for solo content, and preserve or enhance the challenge. They're just too lazy to bother.
>>503218992>if you're doing high keys you shouldn't be interacting with shit players regardlessThe problem is precisely that until you get to M8 (and now not even that) there is no way to tell who is a fucking retard and who isn't. Anything M7 and below is an utter hellscape because of delvetards running amok.No I dont give a fuck about keys above 10. Top itemization in M+ is 8 to 10 and if you think that retards just deserve to get to that point carried by the game mechanics themselves then just go play a gacha or something.>>503218996It takes one completion to increase your io, it takes several to upgrade your gear.Beyond that, we are in a funny spot in which two people with the same ilvl will have DRAMATICALLY different performance depending on where they got it, raiders and mazerats are generally aware of how the game works. A delvetard who leveled to 80 and then geared up is by all means a moron who doesn't understand shit in a place he doesn't belong to.And this isn't even their fault! The game directs them like that.>>503223161>Still gives you teammates to cover your ass when you fuck up, unlike delves.You are fucking retarded and I'm amazed you manage to keep breathing to spite the world.
Hello /wowg/. I hope everyone's having a good morning!I've been feeling lonely and depressed lately, so I thought it would be a good idea to resub to worlo.But what type of server would be best for socializing? I have a lot of trouble talking to people, even online.I thought an RP realm would be a good idea, since it would have more character backstory autism (fun and funny) and less Mythic+ autism (painful and evil). But if a regular realm would be more active, or less autistic, maybe it would be the better choice. Does anyone have any insight?
>>503223869tl;dr
>>503225117If you're ok with classic, fresh realms just dropped for the anniversary and there are lots of people running around forming new connections and being friendly. Everyone's still pretty low level.
>>503226681I wanted to take a look at War Within, I've never seen it and I don't know anything about it. But I hadn't considered fresh classic. That's a good tip.
>>503222767>absolute state of Mazetrannies.go back to breaking yur keys lil bro.
>>503177183Can we get the cycle yet?
>>503223869absolute mazetranny rat
>>503139012
How are VDH in M+ nowadays?
