Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General. Here we discuss ALL things Sonic!/sthg/ #7600 - Smug Blaze Edition>Sonic the Hedgehog 3 - Official Trailerhttps://youtu.be/OSOyFiOiNd4 >Sonic is getting a five issue crossover miniseries with DC, further collaboration will continue through 2026https://youtu.be/t8b1woTWRIY >Sonic Rumble - Announce Trailerhttps://youtu.be/Em6-SjjaYQE [Embed]>IDW Release Dates:Sonic the Hedgehog #75 - 11 December 2024Sonic the Hedgehog #76 - 05 February 2025Sonic the Hedgehog #77 - 19 March 2025>General link compilation:https://pastebin.com/v28z0i4Phttps://web.archive.org/web/20201011115814/https://pastebin.com/ryx42C0W>Milestone pastebin:https://pastebin.com/LJCfZhY4>Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Uk5U8jY_RPZF9m_gmPfSOfCngAOSAxy393dsQVPoOyQ/edit#gid=0>Perfect System Collection:https://drive.google.com/file/d/1nnOjrAPad6L7Bvi_wKMcVJqD_ql8MLjH/view>Sonic comic scans:https://grabber.zone/sthg/ booru:https://sthg.booru.org//sthg/ OC info:sthgoc.tumblr.com/archive//sthg/ cytube:https://cytube/r/sthg/sthg/ Pixel World:https://ourworldofpixels.com/sthgPrevious Thread: >>503311128
>>503331071Blaze is shit.
Tang
>>503331132fpbp
>>503331132based and correct
Not the Blazebot thread.
Nic
>>503331071>Amy is closer to Shadow than Rouge and Omega are >Zavok is more threatening to Sonic than Shadow >Jet is more relevant than Blaze or Silver >Silver is the Tails of the hedgehog trio >Elise is literally forgotten by Sonic These takeovers always make for great agendas
>>503331132first post best post
make an angel blobian oc
>>503331071Blaze is CUTE
>>503331268nico the gay hot dogs
>written by Ian the lore expert>no mention of Fang the Abuser Chud
>>503331132True
>>503331071>Reused blazefag ops again in /sthg/Can you fuck off already blazespammer.
>>503331325Sega mandated him not to mention Fang because they knew he'd mess up their dynamic.
>>503331071Kys Blazebot.
Ver
>>503331457Ooc
>>503331325Ian is still throwing a tantrum over having to remove his Hooligans fanfiction and is not using any of the 3 out of childish spite.
https://x.com/mouseygalore/status/1860115084628119855Sonic's rivals? Knuckles Metal Sonic Jet ShadowZavok Dodonpa Surge? Literally who Silver? Literally who
>>503331071>>503331303https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5rVL9aqnIY
>I knew you were still alive Fang!>Please, let's never fight again...
Dow
>>503331558Surge isn't a rival though she's a heckin wholesome hero now chud
Are the Twitter Takeovers considered canon?
>>503331558Silver and Blaze are on good terms with Sonic now, but Dodonpa?
Amy...
I want to have tails' children
Silver the Little BrotherAlso>Shadow wouldn't turn his back when Silver is in needThat's bullshit, but I can't tell why, I just feel that way
>>503331558>>503331678 Silver and Blaze don't really seem to care for the rivalry stuff anyway friend tier good enough
>>503331657A previous one had Shadow saying he had dinner with Doom's Eye recently. If they were canon then after everything that happened in Shadow Gens Black Doom survived and visits his son to catch up and share a meal. Everything is le canon though hehe :)
>>503331903You want all these little bastards running around your home and waking you up in the morning?
>>503332006Exactly, Knuckles is the one who has problem with Sonic's lifestyle, Shadow is the one who finds Sonic annoying, but Blaze and Silver just appreciate Sonic's good heart and his occasional acts of selflessness.
>>503332060I want to snuggle up with tails and our dozens of kids
>>503332006Silver would do the same for him but I feel like Shadow isn't someone he thinks about much
Why did Ian make Knuckles promote Drogune in the newest issue?
Froggy?
>>503331594That is a very long arm
>>503332215>We are not going there, are we?>YES WE ARE
Sonic has a crush on Amy. Gross.
*BEEP* *BEEP*Best ship coming through.
>>503332432It's made of rubber hose.
Babylonian Bump!
>>503332505Do you think Amy has cooties?
>>503332001Silver finds the world and its people to be priceless and beautiful, and fights to protect it for that reason.I think it makes sense for Shadow to respect that, and even if he doesn't get it he'd still understand that Silver is a hero dedicated to fighting evil, and that if Silver were to fail or die he'd also be losing a powerful ally.
>>503332631No. But Sonic probably does.
>>50333231912 stinky foxies jumping on the bad.
>>503332698You better stay away from tails and our kids
>>503332320>I don't even think about you Current Silver no but early days definitely lol
>>503332723h-hot...
>>503331071
I do not have a crush on Amy.
>>503332749Do you think she would kidnap a stinky?
>>503332215Silver doesn't appreciate others at all, that's uwuver shit.
>>503332723Shadow is for deep love and cuddles
>>503332838Would.
>>503332840hedgehogs are such pathological liars
>>503332840sonic i love you
>>503332006Blaze is actually pretty competitive, if you listen to her voice lines in TSR. She tells Shadow she's the superior being, that she's perfect and he's not.
>>503332860Just skip to the part where you say Silver would be better as a villain.
>>503333001we already got infinite though
uuuu sonikku...
>>503332962Cool. What does she say in the Japanese version?
>>503332962Blaze is a Mary Sue so she's not exactly wrong
>>503333060egghead approved of this btw
>>503332926Chipi chipi chapa chapaDubi dubi daba dabaMagico mi dubi dubi boom boom boom boomChipi chipi chapa chapaDubi dubi daba dabaMagico mi dubi dubi boom
Sonamy was not made to have a resolution.
>>503333198sonic what were saturn era chaotix prototypes like
https://x.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/1860047804619792802Sonic Shuffle? Canon
>>503332764>>503332860Silver show this side of himself at least once every now and then
>>503333240Doesn't Sonic have a house in Shuffle?
sonic is like the uhhh
>>503333198It was made to have a resolution, just one that we'd never see.
DONDE ESTAS EL ZORRO?!?
>male hedgehogs would circle a female when to attract herdid sonic ever do this to amy?
>>503333312Sonic's 1-inch toxic masculinity...
>>503333129Silver isn't going to acknowledge you Shadow give it as rest already
i want to make tails beg
Sonamycucks...
>>503333296He has a single room with nothing but a table and a fish tank in a house that may or may not belong to him.
I just like seeing Amy drag Sonic to places he doesn't wanna goSonic can still do super saiyan fights, I just need the inbetween too
>>503331439Please stop pushing your schizo delusions.
>>503333536X amy is best amy.
>Shadow respects Silvers power>In Black Knight its stated that Silver is slightly weaker than Shadow>Farther and SonYou cant make this shit up.
I think I know where Surge's character might be heading>At some point, she's going to stumble upon her old house or bedroom or something, and it's going to be just a room full of Sonic>Sonic linen, Sonic posters, Sonic merch, Sonic Funko pops, Sonic everything>She was Sonic's #1 fan before her brainwashing and she's going to have a crisis on the floor about it, unable to reconcile the two personalities>At that point, she either switches to a Sonic yandere who is now more of an anti-Amy than an anti-Sonic, or stays the punk she was before and utterly rejects what she saw in that room, becoming even angrier than before>And as usual, we don't learn shit about Kit#knowingsmile and all that
>>503333501gross but hot
>>503333584I do like her
>>503333406>toxic masculinitySonic too self absorbed for that
>>503333647That just makes the rape beatings hotter
>>503333758That's the goal, yes
>>503333554Same. I feel like people miss that the fact that Sonic doesn't just run off when Amy does stuff like that, which means he likes her enough to do things he doesn't like just to make her happy from time to time.
>>503333598Silver is TAILS tier to Sonic and Shadow lmao
>>503333754I have no clue what toxic masculinity is, I just thought it was funny
>>503298548>>503300151So i'm guessing the chances of more Mario/Sonic crossovers (As well as Nintendo/Sega crossovers in general) are fucked?
>>503333908>Silverhaters are also mean to TailsWhat other characters do you hate?
>>503333908>Implying Tails does kick ass
>>5033339802000s Amy, Rouge, Cream, Charmy, Marine, Tangle, Whisper, Belle Lanolin, Surge and Kit
>>503333406I want to be as toxic as i can.
>>503333647I'd hate it, but I can see Evan pulling this shit.
>>503333970Sony paid for the development budget of Sonic X Shadow so yeah, its fucked.
>>503334094>2000s Amy, Rouge, Cream, Charmy, MarineYour opinion is less than worthless.
>>503334210You're a Silverfag, what do you know about good characters?
>>503334153Really? Huh, interesting.Well, any Sega/Sony crossovers that could happen? Sonic and Ratchet at the Olympic games?
>>503334242Not that Anon but you're starting to sound pretentious.
>>503333598>Silver is weaker than Shadow Fraud character.
Fang is a friendless loser. He should join Sonic's gang.
>>503334242Considering you were filtered by Heroes Amy and Rouge, I know for a fact that I know more than you.
>>503334072Only when they want him to kick ass, but sega wants him to be a vulnerable nerd most of the time. They even let ian blow up his cyclone during the virus bullshit, probably his only mean to kick ass.
>>503334479Not that Anon but you're sounding pretentious now as well.
>Fang should-
>>503333647Trying to push the agenda that to be adjacent to Amy Rose you need to be some kind of crazy fangirl feels regressive since SEGA is doing everything to bury that.
>>503334543Based Fang She turns into a dragon and eats him after this
>>503334609Is Fang into vore?
>>503334587>reading comprehensionHe said "anti", lil bro. Not adjacent, but opposing.
>>503334479Heroes Amy was awful and Rouge is nothing without her tits. She only gets by through leeching on Knuckles and Shadow.
>Shadow and Big are fishing buddies The comeback this mf did has got to be studied. He went from being in the vault to being the king of memes.
>>503334682>Dudebro powerfag that only cares about le strong characters based on how hard they punch.Go argue about Dragon Ball or something you shallow moron.
>>503331071Is Sonic just gay for Shadow now? He kept asking him on dates in the Twitter Takeover
>>503334802Him getting unvaulted has done nothing but make me hate him. It's baffling why so many twitterfags clamor for this piece of shit. He's not even funny.
>>503334491Timid nerd who can kick ass when he finds the strength to face his fears is the basis of his character. Its just a shame he got sidelined for as long as he did, and instead of just giving him a new cool moment where he helps save the day they doubled down with the "wildly inconsistent" junk.
>>503335004Webber
>>503334938Sonic's just a cuck who really wants Shadow to be the his bull for Amy.
>>503334802Glad to see the two actually hit it off after Shadow Generations.Also, anyone else notices that Shadow goes out of his way to hang out with Sonic's friends more than Sonic himself? No offense to Sonic but Shadow has been more active with other characters, even Big.
>>503334802Can't wait for the nsfw
>>503335090Big's wife...
>>503335109When has Shadow hung out with Tails or Knuckles? He just hangs out with the fodder cast
>>503335165ew
>>503335169How does she walk?
>>503335197https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvlf1KYWdqYConvenient that i was just listening to this.>He just hangs out with the fodder castThat just makes him more sweet.
>>503335246Big is very gentle and lets her take the lead
>>503335197in the twitter takeover where Knuckles was depressed he mentioned that he stares at trees with Shadow
>>503334642>Spinball's Rexon>SA1's snake room>Shuffle's alligator>Heroes' alligator>Shadow05's Black Arm larvae >Unleashed's Big Mother>Colors' Frenzy Wisp>Forces' snake>Superstars' tie-in manga, and Super Trip>Frontiers' balloon enemySomeone at Sega REALLY likes vore alright
>>503335109>Shadow goes out of his way to hang out with Sonic's friends more than Sonic himselfI don't really think that's accurate
>>503334153>>503334252Is that a good idea tho? Traditionally Sonic games do sell better on Nintendo, so I'm not sure if trying to appeal too much to the Playstation audience is going to give the best results. I've heard Shadow Generations is selling better on Playstation right now apparently, which is interesting, but I dunno if that's going to last, specially after the last truly new game, Frontiers, sold considerably best on the Switch, even though it was probably the worst console to get it on.
>>503335546Right!
>Shadow Gens has nearly outsold Shad05I expect it to clear 2 million by the end of the year due to the movie bump.
>>503334642No but that didn't stop Trip
>>503335636Shadow won bigly
>>503335546do lefties really need sonic to tell them to not kill themselves?
>>503335217>ewIndeed
>>503335478When you fuck up your relationship with your best friend the only option is to fall back on his rival.It's like if Knuckles told Sonic he's going to become a loser and they should start a treasure hunting business, and that leads to him becoming Shadow's new sidekick.
>>503335443>Sonic and Knuckles puppeteering Fang's unconscious body>Sonic mocking Fang's voice: "I love you, Trip!"
>>503335736>Sonic the Hedgehog agrees with me!
>>503335636>>503335727This is what happens when games include Big the Cat.
how old is big the cat
>>503335478>I've heard Shadow Generations is selling better on Playstation right now apparently, which is interestingHonestly that might just be cause Nintendo themselves released Super Mario Party Jamboree and Mario & Luigi Brothership somewhat around the same time, they're not the same genre at all, but some people can only buy so many games.Sega just probably doesn't care about trying with Nintendo anymore at this point.
>>503335736>>503335835This is honestly pessimistic.
>>503335546
>>503335636>Sonic selling a million copiesSonic got his money up
>>503335769>It's like if Knuckles told Sonic he's going to become a loserWhy would Knuckles do that? Is he stupid?
>>50333591218
>>503336016Cute!
>>503335736They post art of gay tranny Sonic waving flags advocating for countries that would kill him IRL for being a gender freak. What do you think?
>>503335912According to the manual of Sonic Heroes he's 18 years old19, if you take Generations/Forces into account
>>503335708Trip is into vore?
>>503335736What are you talking about, having Sonic characters encourage me to go on is half the reason I didn't end it all years ago.
>>503336104No it was just kind of a heat of the moment thing and she doesn't like to think about it
>>503335998Depends on how much Sega wants to emphasize the "dumb" part of "dumb muscle".
>>503336104All reptiles areRemember kids, blood libels are also a type of voreDo not trust your local reptiles
>>503336175...ok true i probably wouldve done it by now if i couldnt escape into fiction and hobbies sometimes
>>503336245Based Badger.
>>503335736>>503336175I am supposed to be the chud opponent, but are we all really this sad and weak?
>>503336391Tails looks nice with the little tuft of hair on the bottom of his head
never cum while standing up beforehad no idea it went that far
I don't think my mom or my dad think it's funny (Funny)That I'm spending all their money (Money)I know I can't afford it, wish they would just (Check it, hey)Back when I was young I'd ask and I'd get itNo matter how hard I'd cryWhat I wanted they would buy (Yeah)You can't buy my trustWhen you haven't got the love (Yeah)And when time costs too muchThen you'll end up in a rushYou can spend everythingLong as you'll spend time with me (You'll spend time with me)As long as you'll spend time with me (Hey)
>>503336591Why have they never met? Are they stupid?
>>503336593You should just get a cute blobian to cum in so you don't have to worry about that anymore
>>503336671i didnt wanna wake her up
tiger mommy....
You're weakAnd you know what makes you weak?Your loyalty to your pathetic brandI'm going to show you just how weak you are
>>503336687giwtwm
>>503336751That's very kind of you anon, I'm proud of you
>>503336763you fat negro wolf
>>503336391Does Tails feel compelled to do this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP15zlyra3c&t=25s
>>503336617Why didn't they get her on the soundtrack she could have easily done a song for a sad boy like Shadow
>>503336774Sonic Boom reference?
>>503336920You must admit they have increadible hearing.
>>503336968Who mostly to cry themselves asleep to her sad songs
>>503336987It feels weird without his shoes and gloves.
>>503336593Put a target on your wall for next time
>>503337138Surge
>>503337161I want to be carried by boomnic but he's a weak loser who can't handle a real 500lbs emotional bloomer
>>503337203You mean looks weird
>>503337341Y-yeah
>>503336880....
>>503337341Yeah of course! eh my ESL mistakes...
>>503337418
>>503337582They're so cute, how does anyone hate them
>>503337554SAY SOMETHING! You're supposed to be angry at me...
>>503337490 Rouge :(
Honest thoughts on Brown Tails?
>>503337774Teaches kids to smoke, bad
>>503337774JP Tails is that smart kid who looks up to you. US Tails is that kid who’s on drugs.
>>503337681
>>503337490
>>503337926Cozy fox.
>>503337490>do you think it was all true? that no one really wanted me?Big Oof
Wish I was knuckles' dad so rouge would take advantage of me
>>503337848That kid's going places.
>>503336593how the hell did you bust while standing I never was able to get that far while standing
some men deserve it
>>503338054>>503338067Of course it ended on sad note :*)
>>503338227I've a hard time gauging how big their lips/mouths really are
>>503338192This fucking GATA VIOLADORA again...
>>503338297You sure do spend a lot of time study Tails anatomy huh
>>503338054Pain
a lot of men deserve it
>>503338358Not just him, every furry boi.
Too many foxes.
most men deserve it
>>503338379>>503338564I'm about to get angry.
>>503337490>>503338054I don't care if they aren't "friends" just don't ever do this please sega
all men deserve it
>>503338672>all men deserve kisses and passionate lovemakingyes
Peach? WON WON WON.Shadow? LOST LOST LOST.
>>503335902Cute
>>503338627>no feet
If you hurt BOY you're a monster!
>>503338627unhinged rodent <3
people are horny for Sticks
>>503334358>weaker than Shadow = Fraud character.Nigga huh?
>>503331132You're shit.
>>503338758She's very cute and fun. Boom in general had that vibe where you could get along with the characters. I watched all 50 episodes with a boner
>>503338756Look where that got you...
>>503337774He's kind of uggo
>>503338752he's a perfectly good androgynous model, and if he refuses to try on girls clothes at least once well haha..."pain"
>>503338758
>>503338862>I watched all 50 episodes with a boner
>>503337254dont give me too many ideas now>>503338171i had been rubbing off and on to some ai roleplay on the couch for like an hour beforethen i got up went to the bathroom and kinda just decided to try to finish standing updidnt take too long after that though by the time i came i was hardly standing all the way up i had spread legs out to some kind of stretch lolanyway i tried to aim it down into the toilet but i kinda lost track and blasted the inside of the lid so i had to clean it up
Im surprised there is no comic where Honey and Mina use their star power to take advantage of Tails together.Taking him back stage and giving him his first, second, and tenth orgasms.
>>503338949Yes.
>>503338889A no is a NO, honey.Respect consent, also he already has a nice set of clothes for special occasions.
>>503338881Like Sonic said she's hurting herself
>>503338706krack...
>>503339063Not her but close enough
>>503331071Blaze is fused and still Iblis's property btw. Just throwing that out there.
>>503339108Ah, Whispercel.
...
>>503338881Every single other cover for this issue was better than this one. They even forgot Kit completely as well.
>>503339040Sonic used to come into people's lives and change them for the better now he just victim blames gaslight and dismiss feelings
Nine wears pants, has mechanical weapons grafted to his body, a cruel personality, and a will as strong as Sonic's. He is Tails fortified against predators. Built to defend himself in a world without Sonic.
>>503339116>>503331071>/sthg/ #7600 - Smug Blaze EditionYou mean Smug Iblis edition. Or Smug Iblaze.
>>503339150If Krack is the Wind then Whispercel is the Mountain...I see...
>>503339195IDW is full of depressed millennials that only know how to write themselves.
>>503338715Peachsister...say it ain't so.
>>503338881I'm still hoping she will realize her mistakes and grow a cute crush on Sonic
How does this make you feel /sthg/
>>503338961literature
>>503339205>>503339116>This is the Ultimate Power>Sonic, Shadow, Silver...I promise you...REVENGE.
>>503339359i need to piss
>>503339360ill cum on a book next time
>>503339359i don't understand
>>503339413smartest /sthg/ poster?!
>>503339359>DXFuck off.
>>503339359I think DX is ugly, that's what.
>>503339463hey now im no sparky
>>503339359I need better people in my life
>>503339302>her mistakesIDWnic is literally a horrible person that would rather fight tooth and nail to protect Eggman than actually fight the evil bastard that nearly executed the whole damn planet.Surge hasn't done a damn thing wrong and has every single reason to hate Sonic.
>>503339263Meh, Peach is actually an original game. Sonic X Shadow: Gay party time is a recycling of old game content.The last fully original Sonic game was Dream Team. Mania, Forces, Frontiers, all recycled shit.
What gun would Sonic use?
>>503339598>Moving the goalpostCool
tiger mommy...
Why (or how) DID Green Hill become Sand Hill Zone in Forces?
>>503339598>Sonic X Shadow: Gay party time is a recycling of old game content.Did you read any of the reviews? Most critics praise the game for the Shadow content, and the two low scores slam the game because Shadow's part isn't its own separate release.
>>503339661Probably something lightweight like pistol of some kind. I can see Sonic doing some funky-ass gun-fu bullshit.
>>503339679The franchise is a nostalgia wank at this point. At least the movies do original things.
>>503339598God I wanna play dream teeeeam, I don't know how
>>503339359Is there only one model for Sonic in the game?
>>503339661None, Sonic can run faster than bullets ergo shooting enemies is slower than him just melee'ing them.
>>503339704
>>503339763>Did you read any of the reviews?Nope. I don't need to cause I've played the game. And think its still a MASSIVE flaw that we don't have a Shad05 level.>separate releaseNot enough content for that. It's DLC for Sonic Generations.
>>503339086Rapenic...always sexually harassing her but she thinks that's what friends do...
>>503339813The first Sonic movie is the best one and the second suffers specifically because instead of being the best chipmunk style film, it is one of the least interesting action adventure movies with some Sonic nostalgia painted over it. The third movie will have the same problem
>>503339598>Peach is actually an original gamePuppeteer did it 10 years ago
>>503339116His puny flame got snuffed out, he doesn't exist anymore.
>>503340045Yeah, Jim Carrey carries those movies.
The chaotix movie should be a chipmunks movie
>>503340091Which is why the fourth should not be greenlit
>>503339984Makes more sense for Amy than Sonic, since she's a lot more clingy and touchy
>>503340157Not how business works. The movies make money ergo they make more of them...The Jew pandering in the Knuckles show also ensures they'll keep making stuff.
>>503340141A musical?
The latest transformers movie by Paramount is basically absolute perfection for tf fans. It is a faithful adaptation that puts the Mario movie to utter shame in comparison.It's loaded with shit for fans. The Sonic equivalent would be an adaptation of the Marie Garnet story but with elements and art pieces from 06 and Unleashed.And then nobody but transformers fans watched it. Sometimes you have to appeal to normies.
>>503340312Nta but yes actually
>>503340506bee bee beeee
>>503340184They're made for each other
>>503340079According to Ian she just took Iblis to the Sol Dimension.One day we'll get an '06 sequel which will horribly mischaracterize Blaze and turn her into a prop for Silver again.
>>503340506That can only end very badly or very goodly. Sonic's always had great music so they should be able to do it in theory but Paramount leaves a lot to be desired
where's the drama
>>503340503>nobody but transformers fans watched itSometimes that's ok
>>503333676I hope we get to do some damage with her hammer the next time she’s playable!
Yandere x Tsundere
>>503340579The events of 06 were deleted from the timestream. Solaris was never split into Mephiles and Iblis in the current timeline.
Is Ian into yaoi
sisters
>>503340503I know nothing about transformers but one look>Arcee doesn't have her boobstells me it's far from faithful.
>>503340503Because you think if it was another terrible slop normies would eat it?People stop going after the first movie.
>>503340079Iblis was written out of the story in a far future timeline before Solaris was gone. You may cope. >>503340579No we'll get a kino game of a iblis possessed blaze trying to destroy everything Shadow, Sonic, and Silver love. You may seethe. the 06 remake will have hints to this future plot.
>>503340693Sex with Sage
>>503340841>People stop going after the first movie.anon the second movie sold more
>>503340751dont yanderes wanna kill outside people this is just bdsm
>>503340814That's a stunning robot, if I do say so myself
>>503340814
>>503340932Possessive vs. Obsessive, it depends
>>503340806They find him cute
>>503339661The laser one from Smash Bros
>>503340910OF COURSE THEY GO TO THE SECOND MOVIE, there's a simple explaination for all of this. I'm not telling you tho i have stuff to do now...
>>503340814Boobs aren't allowed
>>503340993>Amy's backBAN ITCENSOR ITNOT ALLOWED
>>503340947Whisper's design is SO FUCKING RETARDED and I love it SO MUCH
>>503341040who would do it with a sack of potatoes?
>>503340973Wha? Fujos think Ian is cute?
>>503339359>DXbad>Tails meeting Sonic>No words are neededFilm.
>>503341076why would you carry a sack of potatoes when you can use telekinesis to do it?
>>503340814She's perfect
>>503341069The fact that she’s a hairless dog makes it look like she has mange.
>>503340806he does yaoi irl
>>503340579>According to IanYeah no, it doesn't make any fucking sense, They killed Solaris when he was nothing but a fucking dark souls soul at his birth! he never existed.
>>503340940>>503341030>>503341129Gaslighting and trolling have no power over the box office.
>>503341040Wrong telekinesis color
>>503340993>>503341054>reaching behind Amy and sneaking your fingers through the back of her dress to cup her premium chest
>>503339359Doesn't Origins retcon this into Sonic saving Tails from bullies and then Tails started following him everywhere?
Ian is a hack, why introduce super blue sonic 2 when hyper sonic already existed
>>503341040YEET
>>503340312Eh... sure why nothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=879sOztQXFA
>>503341152>doesn't make senseST will make it make sense. The lore of this franchise is s stupid fucking mess. Hessefag was right about modern Sonic.
>>503341040Off-model
>>503341141Her cheeks are meant to be a Sega-approved version of cheek tufts.
>>503341182Dude I have no clue what a transformers is. That render looks nice to me>>503341150But he's married
>>503340503>>503340841I hate that cringe word but it used to be so easy to get them into paying attention to franchises like Transformers what's going on
>>503341120blaze won't go THAT low for an inferior gene, the ultimate lifeform however...
>>503341054Actually Amy's back is fine according to Shadow Gens. It's Rouge which is the problem
>>503341265Origins didn't retcon anything.
>>503340932Jest came from the special zone so she's not exactly normal
I wonder what was Silver doing in Generation if he was not frozen>Meanwhile Silver in generations:
>>503340993I love virgin killer sweaters.
>>503341089lol yes no even kidding the dudes too shouldn't really be surprising sthg obviously has a crush on him
>>503341420Why would you kill virgins, I'm literally crying and shidding right now
>>503341374...is sterile, since the ultimate life form doesn't need to bare any children to evolve any further.
>>503341358>what's going onkids nowadays are bombarded with slop so much that franchises like transformers that aren't pure slop find it harder to keep them entertained
>>503341504let me tell you the ultimate lifeform loves baring children
>>503341408>EvanslopI'll gladly take anything over that shitAnythingEven more Ianslop
>>503341358I'm honestly surprised the Sonic movies do well with even casual viewers and those not too familiar with Sonic
>>503341562What about raising them. Is he a deadbeat?
>>503341504He was made by Black Doom to create the ultimate army, he's incredibly fertile.
>>503341562Then logically he's a fraud, that's not how the ultimate life form should work.
>>503341470It's the name of the dress...wanna try it?
>>503341682>fraudbringing up infinite for NO reason once again
>>503341392Rouge's back is sexier than Amy. Her Rhomboid, Erector, and Dorsi Lats are more developed than Amy's because of REASONS.
>>503341698Nah, it'd be sideboob and love-handle town.
>>503341607>>503341682the joke is that bare =/= bear
>>503341729infinite is incredibly fertile unlike that sterile hedgehog
>>503341791...
>>503341791uuuuuu I don't get it
>>503341557I also thought people were just overreacting when it comes to those types of topics...
>>503340814Arcee is a fucked up abomination that underwent forced sex reassignment surgery so this is lore accurate.
>>503341764Oh what am i saying... of course you wanna try it!
you know who else is fertile?
>>503341964image for ants
>>503341890Tell me what that pic is not real.
>>503341882>>503341889to bear = to take onto bare = to undress
black arms impregnate their victims via mouth to mouth contact
>>503341964Please dad not again
>>503341890grim
>>503341682anon the main point of a lifeform is to reproduce and survive hence shadow as the ultimate lifeform's seed must be incredibly fertile
>>503342039So that's why their tongues are so long
>>503341298No, Evan Stanley confirmed she’s black coded and furless like Rouge.
>>503341764fat /sthg/ boys in back sweaters...
>>503342039that's a pretty deep cut to dr robotniks mean bean machine even doe arms was red
>>503342091The point of sexual reproduction is combining genes to create more powerful offspring. Shadow is immortal, and if he's truly the pinnacle of evolution then any offspring he'd make would only be diluted by the DNA of his partner.
>>503342125/sthg/ boys don't shower because they care about the environment just like their hero sonic
>>503342091>to reproduce and surviveTo evolve and be better anon...the ULTIMATE means it reached that goal and there's no going further.
>>503342185NO!
>>503342226>>503342261damn it, fine if he's truly infertile then why make him so fuckable in the first place
Trip's Gramps.
>Shadow being unable to reproduce means he doesn't feel sexual attraction>His feelings toward Maria were entirely because of who she was, since he didn't care what she looked like.Kino
Since Tikal is also immortal she's another ultimate lifeform, she will make him fertile again
>>503342019It's real 60 bucks
>>503342431cute>>503342440Chadow knows that flat is justice
it's been awhile, anyone got whisper soup saved?
>>503342261Half-true, our adaptation mechanisms are bounded to reproduction, so we can change over the course of many generations.A ultimate lifeform would be something adaptable to any circumstance in a relatively fast way.
>>503342591Metal is the Ultimate Lifeform
basically shadow is asexual and birth his own children to create a copy of the ultimate lifeform's perfect genes
>>503342379Might be a holdover from sexual selective traits, like how birds care about large tail feathers. If the ultimate lifeform was a bird he'd probably have huge tail feathers and such despite them no longer serving any purpsose.Maybe the Black Arms are the same way about red stripes or something.
>>503342591So we agree he's a fraud?
>>503342591I mean true... not half true
>>503342754>Ian wanted Shadow to remove his inhibitors and THEN job to the metal virus until SEGA said noNo.
>>503342754He's definitely a fraud and sega is inconsistent as always and they should DECANONIZE IT ALL NOW FUCK ITHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE IMMUNE
>>503342591If Shadow had full control of his morphing ability he'd probably have this covered too.
>>503342431He fucks every adult female blobian
>>503342887he's immune to organic diseases not whatever the metal virus is supposed to be
Our AMBASSADOR!https://youtu.be/572M1Wpxv_8
>>503342969So Rouge and Vanilla...?
>>503343012Cute doggo.
>>503342864I don't think inhibitors magically stops his immune system, so zombiedow is still idiotic.
>>503342997It mutates and was able to have a cure created for it.
so is knuckles fertile or what?
>>503343047No, conductor's wife
>>503343012I love Korone
>>503343012>stacked genesisKEK
>>503343156It doesn’t matter since there are no female echidna to impregnate.
>>503341890>shorter attention spans>buying useless influencer ad items >fighting over cups cards ect >being really gullible >vindictive >yes menIt was funny at first but now it's time to stop I can't be a smooch and a menace to society if this is how Becky and Chad are acting like
>>503343052If anything him removing his inhibitors is often refered to as him "burning himself out", so removing his inhibitors would likely burn off the virus even if he wasn't actually running.
>>503342997A virus is a virus, they're not even categorized as living organisms. Also organic matter can handle non-organic materials but at this point we're going too off topic.
>>503343156Who cares? Not like it's going to go anywhere to fertilize.
>>503343156He's the fertilizer
>>503343156I fantasize about our imaginary kids everyday (mental illnessu)
>>503343012CUTE DOGCan't wait for the crossover concert
>>5033431564 heads worth of cum has to be worth something
>>503343187I didn't say incest were off the tables
>>503343213It's still a dumb concept and if it was me i wouldn't allow it, just make the zombies kick his ass and that's it if you want jobbing.Ultimate life form my ass, sonic is more ultimate.
>>503343357Tikal is dead and Shade is from a differnt tribe
>>503343357Knuckles is the last echidna, there is no one to impregnate
>>503343391I'd have had the zombots just ignore him once they realize they can't infect them, and since he can't actually kill them he'd need to go all out trying to interpose, since in order to stop them from getting to the others he'd actually have to whip out some big attacks.>Ultimate life form my ass, sonic is more ultimate.That is kinda the point of SA2
Guys...If super sonic and silver burned viruses an bacterial worldwide doesn't that mean their world is sterile now with every illness wiped out?
>>503343436then just pump some other mobian species or something, surely one of them can bear children for old knux
>>503343202>tfw you aren't the unhinged one anymoreWho am i...
>>503341890I've actually seen this IRL. There was a stack of 30 or so and they had all been torn open by children with the packaging and leftover unwanted stickers scattered all over the floor.
>>503343696He's not that old, only 30!
>>503343646It means all plankton jokerians are wiped out too so fish jokerians have nothing to eat. It also means you don't have any braincells left because you lost them both.
>>503343646I know what you're trying to do but I have to be the AKCHUALY guy and get it out of the way>You can't get rid of every single bacteria of your body without dying, because your stomach needs them
>>503343646>super sonic and silver burned viruses an bacterial worldwideNo they didnt do that
>>503343827just do it the old way, eat some pebbles or something
>>503343646god he's so cute i want to do a lot of things to him
The Metal Virus story should have just been completely scrapped. It needed to die with Archie Sonic.
>>503343963Metal virus arc on /sthg/ was fun
>>503343806>>503343827I admit it was a shit hot take i made just for (You)s. It just puzzles me that only the metal virus is affected, but you know it's a cartoon.
>>503343941I hope it's nice things.
>>503344146Maria is a genuine treasure
>>503344146So cute
>>503344146I don't blame Gerald for doing anything he did.
>>503344321I love this picture
Muffins, boring muffins...
Sending Surge home drunk
>>503344662>not pregnant
>>503344662Bringing Surge home drunk and helping Kit get her cleaned up and in bed
Sending Kit Surge and helping cleaned get drunk to help
Bringing Surge to a wine tasting
>>503344321How cute. I miss him.
How are you /sthg/ my least favorite pet
>>503344146I bet Maria could have calmed down the Biolizard. Also Gerald was wrong for thinking she wouldn't like it post-experiment.
Do you think Surge ever makes Kit drink up her period blood
Robbing a bank with surge and kit, then running like crazy from the diamond lesbians (we also beat their asses) and enjoying our treasures in our hideout.
>>503344984Skipping the gym for no reason
>>503344951Having her piss into a goblet and then just leaving it on a table somewhere
>>503345162fang....
>>503343012Nice Tower of Power back there.
>>503345162Fang...
>>503344052hell no it wasnt.... oh wait you mean regarding the threads. Yeah bitching about it with you guys during the coof was fun.
I'm gonna save this general one day
https://files.catbox.moe/7q4pa9.png
>>503345597How about you save my penis insteadWith your buttNo homo
>>503345597I guess you could say that This thread needs a hero
>>503345715Now that’s what I call a mind fuck.
>>503345715Really cool, Duofag!
My wifi password?
Shrek was the social glue that tightly bound the 2000's together.
>>503345715What's up with you and faggotver?
>>503345721>falsely assuming I bottom I should eradicate you but I'm gonna let you walk away
>>503346017>faggotverRedundant, just call him Silver.
However
>>503345809Kek exactly I'll do my best until the writers screw me over
HANDO HOLDING
>>503346017Considering how annoying silverfags have been, it's deserved desu
>>503346357how can amy be happy with this unfertile lifeform
>>503346118AntiSilverbro…you need to cope.
>>503346445This headcanon has nothing to stand on
>>503346415Imagine flailing around like an idiot because a cute girl ran up and hugged you.
>>503346415I can see where the choreography from Balan Wonderworld came from.
>>503346506The Black Arms don’t have genitalia. Shadow is a Black Arms that looks like a hedgehog. Shadow The Hedgehog doesn’t have genitalia.
>>503346509Anon, most of us would act similar way or am I wrong?
>>503331558The fact that Shadow is underneath Jet man...
>>503346509>cute girlshould have been a cute boy instead
>>503346495
>>503346492Groping those plump hedgehog cheeks!
>>503334491>probably his only mean to kick ass.Tails does not need the mech to fight.
Hugs?I don't normally do that usually I'm just a help meat
>>503346605>If there's no visible penis/vagina, this animal cannot fertilize or be fertilizedBurger education everyone
>>503346629>spoiler You are
>>503334682>Heroes Amy was awfulHeroes Amy is PEAK Amy, it is Amy Rose in her purest form. If you can't handle that, that's a YOU problem because Heroes Amy is GREAT! It's the logical conclusion to her SA1 story.
>>503346605Doesn't matter, I'll still shove my big fat cock in Shadow no matter what
>>503346783Silver....
>>503346629Not reallySome of us would autistically freeze up instead, just like Shadow did in Adventure 2
>>503346629I don't flail, but I certainly do not know what to do.
>>503335546Folks, the world is getting tougher, and that might seem scary, but remember, all you need is ONE RING. Don't give up, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!
>>503346605We don't have ALL the details on what he is made of, but what got from SXSG is that he is part alien
>>503347051anon we've known that for decades
>>503334674>>503333647"Anti-Sonic" is Knuckles. Surge is EVIL (Girl) Sonic. Evil Amy. Not "Anti-Amy", because an Anti Amy would be like an Anti Girl Sonic, which only leads me to thinking of Blaze who is the Nega Sonic which basically translates to a Girl Knuckles. Surge is simply like if you took the base characteristics of Amy, and twisted it into a glitchy mess to create an evil or dark variant of her. Half the reason I even use these terms is because "Anti", "Dark", "Evil", "Nega", etc all being used interchangeably makes absolutely no sense when there are very fundamentally different ways of how these characters relate to each other through those lenses.
https://files.catbox.moe/9sl2g4.png
>>503347161nah
>>503347161Who would "Nigger Tails" be?
Boy Amy has arrived
>>503346415>annoying silverfagslike 1 to 3 of them.
>>503347275whisper?
>>503335062The premise of Frontiers had Amy, Knuckles & Tails trapped in Cyberspace unable to do anything while Sonic takes care of everything. Tails literally, physically couldn't do anything until the DLC changed that. The only thing Ian could do to course-correct Tails is have him and Sonic talk about all their problems rather than let Tails actually do something.
Aliens are real, and they don’t look like Sonic Frontiers’ Ancients.
Don't respond to dramafags.
>>503347253ZAMN
>>503346509Super straight.
Do respond to Marine posts
>>503333083I don't think you know what a Mary Sue is, because it wouldn't be a character that appears in two mainline games as a minor side character.
>>503347440
I must demolish fluffy people.
>>503346415What would the 06 remake change this scene into to memoryhole Amy's crazy phase?
>>503347253generate infinite raping silver
>>503347620Her "Sonic compass" weill be retconned into tarot cards. That's how she will meet Silver.
>>503347620Amy isn’t acting crazy, she’s acting cute and funny.
>>503347578Is this because they loved Muhria and her furry boyfriend more than you
>>503347275Sparky
>>503347620she'll rape silver with her futa cock
>>503347620>Silver trips on a pebble and falls off the building >Amy finds him, treats his wounds and they go off together Easy fix.
>>503347739>she’s acting cute and funny
>>503347724God, I want hugs from Amy more than anything else in the world!
>>503347275Assuming you mean "Nega Tails" because of Nega sounding like that other word or whatever, Nega Tails is Marine. However, Marine is just another Amy. So really, it's Amy whose a Nega Tails, I guess? Between their parallel stories in SA1 yet their very different personalities and inverse capabilities in relation to Sonic, I guess it makes sense. Tails' personality contrasts Sonic's in confidence and attitude, but he has similar capabilities right off the bat, all he's missing is faith in himself. Tails is the type to say "I don't know if I can do this..." despite having all the tools he'd need in his kit to get the job done. He just needs to face his fears and do it. Amy has a very similar personality to Sonic, but more enthusiastic and energetic in contrast to his cool and aloof attitude. This level of passion makes her more impulsive and even more of an adrenaline junkie, but she initially lacked the raw physical power or skill to take care of herself and thus needed Sonic to save her. Amy is the type of girl to rush in with blind faith and instantly get herself into trouble, that Sonic would have to get her out of. And that's basically how Marine was written in SRA, which in both cases culminates in Amy and Marine being "left behind" for their own good or because they come off as annoying, until they eventually prove to everyone else that they really are just as strong and capable.
>>503347762It's because they exist and are so cute.
>>503331678Dodonpa seeks to create machines that can reach incredible speed, which makes him a rival to Sonic's racing sensibilities. It's a friendly rivalry, but one nonetheless.Also>Genius Scientist>President of a Car Company>KingHe's got the bio of an OC that a 7-year old would come up with, and yet I'd like to see him show again. Possibly by being interest in Extreme Gear and Babylon Lore for a new Riders game would be cool.
>Wolf Fang Fist!
>>503347914I love a super soaker
>>503348128What does that mean
>>503346509As if the other hog handled it any better.
>>503347852>trips on a pebble and falls off the building>flies and be alrightSilver slander is always the most retarded bullshit i swear.
>Dodon Pa
>>503348186Nothing I'm just joking around
>>503348260He can't use his powers while distracted since they need his focus. It's how Sonic used his own Meteor Smash attack to crush him in Gens.
hiTHE FUCK YOU LOOKIN' AT??see you later!
Dodon Chad
Since Amy is for Shadow, Sonurge is King.
>Shadow rapes Silver without lubrication>Amy finds him, treats his wounded asshole and they go off togetherEasy fix.
Dodon cuck
>>503340579>According to Ian she just took Iblis to the Sol Dimension.Sauce? I think you're misinterpreting it
>>503348287>>503347914Is definitely capable of a master like this
>>503348453Based. Don't forget that Shadow rapes him again when he gets uppity and tries to fight Sonic.
Nega Sonic = Blaze. Cool and aloof guy who is carefree and adventurous, versus a hot-headed and fiery girl with strict discipline, carrying the weight of the weight of the world on her shoulders. Nega Tails = Amy, Marine. Timid, shy and gentle guy with high intellect for technology but plenty of self-doubt, versus an energetic and passionate girl who loves excitement and thrills with an affinity for mystical things. (Or in Marine's case, being obsessed with the sea and ships versus Tails' sky and planes). Nega Knuckles = Rouge. A powerful warrior who is deeply committed to honoring his ancestors by carrying on the birthright of being the Guardian of his family treasure and homeland, whose belief in the goodness of others often makes him gullible, versus a wild and seductive spy who only cares about profit and loss rather than right and wrong, believing all the words jewels are hers to keep and using her feminine whiles to take advantage of others to get what she wants.
>>503348467What's there to interpret? We're literally shown Blaze using the Chaos Emeralds to hoover up Iblis and now she lives in Not-Australia.
You're a colorful bunch
>>503348453Don't forget that Sonic needs to rape Silver during their first encounter so Amy doesn't show up to say that infamous line.
>>503348631stupid cat needs rape correction
>>503335546>>503346994>Trump surviving with one ringsPerfect response
Charmy is Nega-Cream. Cream is Nega-Charmy. I guess that would also mean Vector and Vanilla might be the nega-versions of each other as well...? Since Cream's polite and disciplined personality is tied to Vanilla as the mother who raised her, meanwhile Charmy's bratty and wild behavior is tied to Vector as the one who has to reign him in.
>>503348731We're all secretly wisps.
>>503348634She lived in not-Australia before that. Post Ian supposedly saying Iblis is still inside her>Q:Okay, genuine question: When Blaze "dies" at the end of Silver's route in '06, she actually goes to the Sol Dimension, correct? If so, that means her backstory of being born into her royal family wouldn't make sense, because '06 happens before the Rush games. Was she reborn into that dimension, with fleeting memories of Crisis City that she remembers in Generations? Is the Blaze from '06 a completely different Blaze?Ian: I can't get too much into it because this is kind of internal stuff that has not been clarified publicly but Sonic Rush comes first, the Blaze of 06 is the Blaze of Rush and she doesn't die, she turns into Burning Blaze and warps back to her own dimension and forgets the events of 06.
>>503348631Silver knows Mimic secret but nobody listened to him
>>503348431Rouge is for Shadow. Twitter Takeovers aren't canon
>>503343012Fake idol
>>503348781Wouldn’t it be funny if Lanolin pegged him hahaha
>>503348962...
>>503348962The fact that nobody is on guard for the known shape shifting infiltrator and don't have some kind of test to root him out is retardrd
>>503347253Would you gen more Silverine or Silveream, please?
>>503348374Holy headcanon, his powers can easily be part of his instincts, how about that? you're telling me a world full of fucking demons and he alone survived in them by being clumsy?
>>503346852>Heroes Amy is Amy in her purest form >everybody hates her depiction in that game Maybe Amy is just a shit character. No wonder they need to retcon everything about her to make her likable.
>>503348962Literally the one person who listened understood him, so what are you talking about
>>503349161Would you kys please?
>>503349196Amy is hard to like. It is what it is
>>503349181He had Blaze to hold his hand in 06 so he didn't go through the apocalypse alone.
>>503349229Anon said nobody listened to him not that nobody understood him.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maschinenmensch
>>503349298It's still not true
>>503348765Tripckles is cute but Knuxriem is the better long term relationship.
>>503349283Ok, boomer.
>>503349109Who would win
>>503349196>>Heroes Amy is Amy in her purest form >>everybody hates her depiction in that gameWell, I didn't! Sonic Heroes was my introduction to Amy's character and it told me everything I needed to know. She's an energetic girl who is driven by love and passionate, intense emotions that make her a very strong and uplifting source of optimism for her team, and she LOVVVES Sonic and chases after him like a silly cartoony romance like the way the Looney Tunes Show handled Lola Bunny, and I thought it was funny. She's chasing after Sonic like she's supposed to, she's a happy and uplifting person, she's a motivational influence for her friends, she's driven by love, she wants to help others, she's a strong fighter, she's got it all. It is the definition of Peak Amy. The only reason people hate it is they misinterpret a badly translated scene and take it out of context. They always ignore THE ENTIRE REST OF THE GAME.
I want to do something, but idk what.
>>503349297Which she's half implemented in the game and did nothing but "stone face"
>>503348019Motherfucker literally managed to weaponize the power of friendship, in an unironical, mechanical way
>>503349486I liked your Nine therapy drawing.
>>503349181Silver's powers do require his focus and he wasn't alone in the apocalypse. Him being a cute clumsy riggamuffin like Trip is retarded though.>>503349297He only met Blaze shortly before 06. Notice that she's nowhere to be found in picrel.
>>503349541>Motherfucker literally managed to weaponize the power of friendshipwe should have more of in Sonic
>>503349643Nice gen duofag.
>>503349643he should be suckin cock
A SILVER GAME IS COMING!
>>503349643>Him being a cute clumsy riggamuffin like Trip is retarded though.Literally his depiction in the comics lmao
>>503349404Our Mimic doesn't do any of the dirty work but fnaf Mimic will immediately attack anyone in sight
>>503349813They said they got plans, they'd probably open a fucking garden in Japan or some shit.
>>503348731>>503348808>Sonic storybook, but scientology>Sonic, but the Wisp are tied to an ancient conspiracy>Sonic, but he fights against Lord Xenu>Sonic, but all of the items are E-meters>Sonic and the Cosmic Souls
>>503349196Imagine Flynn rewriting Heroes.
>>503349825IDW depicts Silver like a combination of Barry and Trip. A nervous ninny like Barry and a cutesy clumsy oaf like Trip.
>>503349896a Silver Garden, you can pet and feed small Silvers
>>503349813Silver Chao Garden game!!!
>>503349992In 24 hours they would all be stolen
>>503349628sadly not a drawfag... maybe i could become one?
>>503349897Kino, but I suggest that maybe Sonic and Yakub should join forces against the lord Xenu.
>Silver gets a game >it's a Farmville clone starring UwUverWould that be the Biggest Monkey's Paw of all time?
>>503350153Yes.
>>503350153I would film a cartel tape on one of segas members.
>>503349984Trip is not an oaf, she's actually the smartest girl in the series.
Imageboards always awaken the worst tendencies in me why is this. My opinions even change when I come here.
>>503350353There was that one old Disney animation about road rage and how some people lose their minds behind the wheel, maybe there should've been one about shitposting.
>>503350353Come on anon, burn the city.Come on do it burn the city, press the button...
>>503350219>gartersShadow is into legs?
>>503350153>Silver, now's the time for harvest>Press the Action Button to lift those vegetables with your psychokinesis>With the right timing and care, you might be able to harvest some high ranking veggies>I know you really like coleslaw, so why don't we start with those cabbages over there?
>>503350582Blobians love meaty human legs
>>503350582it's literally the only part he could reach
>>503350669>I literally read this in Blaze's 06 voice
>>503350669I can easily imagine this and it's causing me psychic damage.
>>503350669>I know you really like coleslaw, so why don't we start with those cabbages over there?
>>503349643>he only met Blaze shortly before '06I'm beginning to think native Japanese people are incapable of writing rational stories.
>>503350886>fucks all your female friends behind your backWhat do?
Redeemed Robotniks
>>503351152 (me)ignore the quote, my mistake
>>503350669>THANK YOU SO MUCH BLAZE-SAMA>I WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO IF YOU EVER LEFT ME!
no straight man is this into gardening
>>503351390Every farmer on the planet disagrees with you.
>>503351152Be hurt that he didn't go for me instead.
>>503351390You don't know my father.
Silver gets on all fours ass up while weeding the garden.
>>503351518Farming is manly, because you are breaking your fucking back in exchange of foodGardening is gay because you're just placing flowers inside of pots
Is it molestation time?
I sleep well knowing Silver is straight and nobody here will convince me otherwise.
>>503351178No one has ever tried to add Omega into the classic games
Men farm Corn
>>503351683What if you plant tomatoes in your backyardDoes that make you Chad Thundercock or a cute femboy?Asking for a friend
>>503351683As if men can't into breeding beautiful things.Still, silver is a faggot regardless of what he does.
>>503351178I don't know why people keep fucking up Shadow's design when doing classic, just take his already design and shrink it down
Belle!
>>503351870Tomatoes are a fruit, and faggots are usually called "fruity" so idkStill a few tiers above flowers tho
>>503351937
>>503349109>>503349404>trapped in cyberspace >tricked someone into busting it out>tries to murder them the second it's freeCyberspace must be hell
>>503352048Glad I didn't say cucumbers
>>503339876cute!
>>503352079He's so fuckin cute
>>503352030>enthusiastic newcomerShe's afraid of her own shadow.
>>503351331probably better then before.
Fang FUCKING WON
>>503352224She freezes up when Shadow addresses her
>>503351390>>503351683>can't into landscaping
>>503352120Aren't they spirits?
>>503351881>"Boy I think it's time for me to tell you the difference between a man and a woman. Woman is not a woman unless she's pretty and man is not a man unless he's ugly!"Captain K'nuckles is right
>>503352259Looks to me like fang couldn't seal the deal. NTRkles had to finish the job.
>>503352496Fang tapped it first
>>503352619SEXY!!!
>>503352384It's infected with negative emotions not a ghost so instead of burning it with the other robots it got imprisoned into cyber space
The truth is, you wish for your franchise to be more mature, because you tasted it once and you're still licking your fingers.
>>503353084I want to make my own Sonic inspired series but historically those tend to flop
>>503352143
>>503339263>Comparing a mainline entry to a spin offNow compare it to Mario Wonder.
>>503353174Or, with the right idea, you can shoot it to the stars and beyond. But you need a REALLY good idea even if it's a bit gay like undertale.
>>503353174>giving up before you even startDo you at least know how to design appealing characters? Because good lord the competition for a Sonic clone is weak
>>503353458Undertale is Earthbound + Furries mixed with Tumblr/MS paint adventure culture, I mean something blatantly Sonic inspired
>>503353084You actually still care about that after thot ...
>>503353084The truth is I enjoy more than one franchise and can take it or leave it with any of them
I just raped Fang.
>>503353742Bark...
>>503353742Trip...
>>503353174>but historically those tend to flopYeah.......
>>503353686Then open the mixer and start adding shit, because almost every invention in the history of humanity is a mix of something. Hell, even evolutionary biology is a mix of stuff.You should ask what kind of mixed stuff people would buy.
>>503353742Did you get the Marvelous Cuckquean to watch?
CANON
>>503353948that's not a very nice thing to call trip
>>503351773Humanized?
>>503354070holy engagementbait
>>503354070Skyla was my shawty first for years your being a selfish rat Shadow
>>503343391Ian always uses Shadow as a tool to raise the tension aka jobbing.Exhibit A
>>503353741No you can't
>>503354403Watch me
>>503354359Exhibit B
>>503353947Exactly. There's no such thing as something truly original. Everything is derived from something else
>>503354336I just read the chapter a little bit ago they ruined Sumire and that bitch Eida is just sitting there loving the drama knowing she also has feelings for him
>>503354639Exhibit C
>>503354856i wish marine would climb on my back
For the next Sonic game what if they brought Ristar in for the game?
>>503354070>>503354336Unova is full of hot characters
>>503354747The problem is, what mix do you like?For example i also like horror and body horror in particular, and mixing it with action/adventure and anthro animals wouldn't bother me. But sadly it would bother many people, and many people is where the real money are.
Let's hypothetically say that classic fags were successful at their goal in killing Modern Sonic, where it was dead after the release of Sonic Generations. What would the Sonic series be in the rest of the 2010s and current 2020s, being purely nothing but Classic Sonic?
>>503355345He's a literally a Classic Werehog so it could probably work
>>503355653Sonic colors gameplay with classic design and classic only characters
>>503355345I'm surprised they never referenced Ristar in anything Sonic related
>>503355563his super senior grandson didn't reach his levels of popularity
>>503331579
>>503355563there is only one
>>503356176>>503356514What's Drayton ethnicity definitely mixed
Las gata caliente.
>>503356680Yeah, look at his hair, he's mixed marshmallow with toothpaste
>>503356729*dumps ice cold water on her*
>>503356680Half Asian
>>503355653Honestly, it would be shit since no Shadow to carry the movies. Knuckles and Metal Sonic don't really have his aura
>>503356806why
>>503356806*water evaporates*SO.Y MUY CALIENTE!
>>503355653>no Lost World>no Forces >no TSR>no Frontiers>no Dream Team >no Sonic Boom or it gets replaced by a silent cartoon with Classic Sonic characters >same with Sonic Prime >Movie Sonic would be Santiago >IDW comics would be all Santiago I mean apart from people crying about Modern Sonic being dead, I can see Sonic being seen as Kirby.
>>503355653Honestly it wouldn't be too bad.
>>503356770How would Sonic meet Carmine
>>503357017UUUUU.....
Dumping random SEGA music herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8WwQtjQPG0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlt6H0KQkZo
>>503357427She’d call him a rat.
>>503357017OOC
>>503357491Whisper had the frenzied flame?
>>503357692>snakes eat ratsOh no
>>503357017she's so fucking prettyyy....
>>503355563all my favs are from unova lol
heh
>>503353903>All that goodwill burned down by the 2nd game
>>503358442she pins fang down and kisses him
>>503357427>my brother is a bully and go fix him loBitch
>>503353174i keep fantasizing about making a stardew valley mod where all the characters are blobians instead lol....
milla.... milla....
>>503359127Isn't it doable?
>>503351331>Silver after Blaze dump his ass
>>503359352Who gets custody
Blazy...
>>503353903>>503358875>""She"" uses the official Freedom Planet account to make untasteful jokes, post dlc bait only to say "no dlc lol" in the comments and to promote the Bejewel clone game ""her"" characters make a cameon inHRT killed Freedom Planet LmaoFP3 never ever
>>503359438BlazeShe's a literal Monarch, the courts are giving her what she wants
>>503359228yeah! but it would take forever to do ALL that art, and also design the characters
>>503358875>>503359583I will save them....
>>503359629Aren't there front/back/side facing sprites from Dimps games you could use
>>503345809The hero we need, but not the one we deserve
>>503359583I like to know how the fuck can tumblr and reddit produce this many unprofessional retards, america and the rest of the anglo world has an entire generation of them.
>>503359739the overworld sprites in stardew are super small, it would have to be something similar to this
>>503359219whisper....
>>503359605Bet
>>503360058milla... uuu...
>>503360387no.... i'm anon.... stupid dog.....
>>503360058>>503360387>>503360547>no.... i'm anon.... stupid dog.....Plot twist this getting good
MAKE THE NEW THREAD! GAY
>>503358994To be fair he wasn't until the player met him, but he probably would become one regardless
>>503360861whoops. it's super straight>>503361054>>503361054>>503361054
