Fresh - A Resume edition>Currently discussed serversTurtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla-)Ascension - https://ascension.gg (Classless Realm "Area 52", Wildcard Season Realm "Elune")(CoA+Wrath Coming in 2025, Bronzebeard V+ Server Soon)Onyxia (Warmane) - https://www.warmane.com (Vanilla-Wotlk Progressive)TBC5man - https://tbc5man.com (TBC content scaled down to 5man groups)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (Mop, Legion coming soon)>Upcoming serversProject Epoch - https://www.project-epoch.net (Vanilla+, TBC as design base and Wrath client)Mistblade 3 Mop(+?) 18 Dec 2024 | Stormforge TBC fresh (ETA Q1 2025) - https://stormforge.gg>Guilds<Full Moon Company> - Turtle, crossfaction, whisper anyone<The Combine> (ally) | <Cheetah men> (horde) - Tauri>TurtleVanilla client enhancements - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Client_Fixes_and_Tweaks (most servers forbid them)Curated list of addons that should work in turtle - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddonsMisc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxXReply to OP with upcoming server updates and news.Previous thread: >>503124069
how come the op refuses to acknowledge wallcarft
worgen males hnghghhhh
>>503369557I wanted to put it as upcoming before but some anon said he went full schizo and it's probably never coming, i forgot to try to add it back either way.
Can I tank vanilla dungeons as arms warrior in wrath while leveling? Not that I'm expecting many dungeons, that's why I want to level arms.
>>503369557that shit's never coming bro let it go
>>503370009anon it's wrath, you can probably tank most leveling dungeons as a priest
>>503370395Okay good, thank you
man vanilla is so comfy, i don't get how people can no life and rush through it without wanting to kill themselves
>>503371884I assume it's because they already want to.
Having fun on Tauri! About to raid soon!
>>503369557all upcoming servers are slopmoreover classic fresh wrote their death certificates and nailed their coffins
Ranger only takes off after lvl 15 when he can craft stuff like buffs
texas knights killed ragnaros, what has FMC done today?
>>503374527ERP'd with your mom lol
>>503374527my boyfriend looks like your dad
shadowlands has worgen and vulpera, personal loot, and the best version of legion legendaries, and the best version of the talent system, and the best version of professions ... in fact shadowlands would make the best private server wow would ever have
>>503369894>>503370362i have infiltrated wallcarfts discord and server. it has been claimed that a big patch, they call it a mega patch, is on its way to the player server. i have deduced through trial and error taht the launch window is approaching shortly thereafter.
>>503374527we had a life, unlike the classic fags
>get to 60>get some gear>don't know what to do>erp <--- we are here>?
>>503374527they're getting ready to take on UBRS (with help from world chat randoms)
Artisan challenge working on Turtle? The glyph is on the vendor, but the webpage still says Coming soon
>>503377207i dont know
>>503375192go play on firestorm SL and see how that goes for you
ubrs when
sign up you nigs
am i allowed to go?
>>503375192>having to grind 6 gorillion materials or buy them for a gold cap if you want to craft max rank legendaries is good bros
>>503371884>>503372019this sums up why I leveled up quick
>>503378917>a discord raid scheduler for UBRS4chan's finest ladies and gentlemen
>>503378917AHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>503379113everyanon is welcomed
>>503379334leveling takes long please understand! If every anon had started at 60 and not quit like some 30 anons or so did in the first month we'd be raiding anything!
>go anywhere near a zone that is 10 or more levels below you>every pajeet on the block is spamming your whispers begging "PLS HELP ELITE NED KWEST PLS DO HELPING"why are they like this?
>>503378917you didn't give me the invite link fucker, how can I sign up if you cunts play secret not secret club.
the reason the guild is dead is because no one wants to play with sexual deviants
>>503379854truth
>>503379692this 100% definitely happened to you
>>503379347thank you
>>503379854Every 4chan community is absolutely destroyed by trannies and coomers. These repulsive freaks chase out anyone who isn't a completely fucked in the head annoying freak. Everyone worth anything on 4chan just pretends to not be from 4chan and finds his own community where he blends in without 4chan freaks.
when sylma started talking about tauren dicks in guild chat it was the last straw for me tbqh
>>503380156I learned my lesson with the mb1 discord, it really is just a wide variety of the most unlikable people possible
>>503380482all the schizos left. only the kool kids and 1 kike remain
>>503379854there is an acceptable level of sexual deviancy and we have long since passed it
>>503379819Just ask in-game, I don't know if I can share it but saying you'll come through here may be enough, a couple of non guilded anons are in the cord as well but they joined by being around.
>>503380865they will return and be invited again
What's the best solo server with controllable bots? I don't like getting verbally abused by other players but I would still like to play on a server with real people—just don't want to rely on them.
>>503381810just play chrono trigger
>>503381810real people are not real
>>503379181If only there were 30+ more people playing that had 60s we could easily put together groups for the actual fun raids
>>503381810abuse people back anon wtf its fun
>>503382567in the past few months there have definitely been a ton of people coming and going through these threads but the fact that the same 5 people spend all day making weird fetishy posts here make them too offputting to retain those players in a thread guild. That and also the fact there is no one really willing to lead said guild
>>503383007>fact that the same 5 people spend all day making weird fetishy postsand how is that relevant to the guild? anyone can post in 4chinnta
>>503383264not sure why you wanna argue about facts, the 4chan guild is very dead but this is a relatively alive general and turtle has been seeing a ton of new player influx so the fact of the matter is anons don't want to play with other anons from this thread
why are you guys being so mean
>>503383007The ones who keep making the guilds have no investment in them. Half of the members will abandon FMC to rejoin the other cliquers on MB3 come mid-December. The other half will trickle off until only a few or none at all remain. Tale as old as /wpsg/.
>>503383545you're not bringing any fact anon, I'm not even arguing, the guild isn't dead either, we just lack 60 to pull raids and sadly that takes time in vanilla whilst needing more people when compared to expansions, if this was mop it'd be stupid easy to get enough people to run stuff
>>503383545I want to play with other anons, I just dont want to play with annoying people, which is 80% of the thread, I've tried to speak with the others but they're shy I guess so I stopped trying
>the guild isn't dead>but we need to plan 10 man dungeons days in advance while also constantly reminding members to sign up
The erp shit is very off putting, you guys are recruiting from some heal slut thread on /trash/. You do you, I don't want part of it.
>>503384681>completely ignores that the bulk of the guild is still leveling
Do I play on onixya or ice crown for warmane?
>>503369181>Mistblade 3will /wpsg/ have a guild here?
>>503385087Someone previously said he's going to make one but many races are banned from joining
>>503385087I remember some anon posted about making a guild where worgens and pandas are banned, also anyone mentioning erp or anything of the kind would be kicked. I'd join.
>>503385087
>>503386108>no erp with forsaken holy priest gfs for my tauren bvll warriornah
>>503384681>completely ignores that the bulk of the guild is still ERP'ing
>>503386108rather play Legion
>>503386108hope this guy comes back and actually makes this guild, I'd join in a heartbeat
>>503386108aren't pandas the only race allowed to be monks lol
>>503386750you're thinking of warlocks and orcs
>>503384681It was less than a day in advance...
>>503386750He will be The Pearl
>>503386750no
I really like eversong woods.
Turtletrannies are going to seethe once MB3 comes out
>>503387426i'll try out mb3 once it releasest. turtletranny
I'll try MB3. Why not!
>>503387426>spicblade tresI sleep.
it's up
UBRSNOW
>gonna miss UBRS >AGAIN
Guys come join us on Tauri, when we get enough players we’ll do CM dungeons for the moggies.
>>503387426>have to suffer these brainrot coomers for three more weeksgoddamn right i'm seething
>>503389307Fine but I warn you that I'll play on mb3 when it dropsWhat's the guild name
>>503389613Cheetah Men for the horde side and The Combine on the alliance. Everything but guilds are cross faction.
>Three rogues in UBRSStabby
They stealth added in a fourth dryad skin
>>503392857who is they
>>503393560(((Turtle)))
>>503379854>le erp guild.... is full of le erpers
>>503394021>>503392857Is this one of the illusions on the shop?
What is stopping you from making a non erp turtle guild
>>503395287Yes>>503395371We're not an ERP guild even if some do dabbleIt's just a hangout guild
so FMCs biggest achievement is still the Marshal Windsor escort quest
Wish I could get a turtle repack just to check out the new stuff. That hack situation and the client being able to download malicious code to my pc made me instantly nope out.
>>503395660We're attempting Kara now
>>503395786virtual machine
>>503386108>hmm lets ban the races 80% of the anons like 4 people are going to rollYeah good luck assembling that scenario team lolShit is going to die faster than Not in OP without the priest who shant be named
>>503395542I didn't know you could swap models with the illusions. Would be nice if they informed that somewhere...Do all illusions have alternate models too?
>>503396424Not that I am aware of, Dryad has male/female options depending on your genderUnless you mean like skins, in that case then a lot of illusions have a few palette swapped versions yeah
>>503396578Welp time to create 10 hardcore characters to test them
>>503395903Do people legit use a vm to play? I have never used one before.
Whisper Rosechu on Tauri for a guild invite.
>>503397856no but since you seem particularly paranoid the VM is a good solution for you
>>503395542i would join but im hc :(
>>503397891MoP or Legion?
>>503398174So what you’re really saying is stop being a schizo retard lol. Do you guys recommend horde or alliance for best questing experience on turtlewow? And normal or pvp?
>>503400197everything except bgs are cross faction on twow, pvp server is 10x smaller than the pve server population wise
>>503400050We’re on the MoP server, Evermoon, which will become legion at a later date.
>>503399668We need a wpsg guild for us /stillalive/
you can join normal guilds as hc...
>>503401213wow I didn't know who do I whisper
>>503384807Icecrown. It just works. Onyxia sounds fun until you consider that. This is old content and there won't be new content. Icecrown let's you bulldoze past content that, myself for example, have done many times before.
>hardcoreman these level 1 twinks are truly a menace
>>503401374/w sylma
>>503375192All that may be true (it's not), but the problem still remains that if you played on a shadowlands server, you'd have to be playing shadowlands
>>503375192How long have you been transitioning?
>>503402161Could be worse. You could be playing Shadowlands while paying for the privilege
>>503375192>personal lootOnly good thing in that list.
it's over
Is warmode only available at level 1?
>>503404616No. Only hardcore.
Just two bros chillin in Kara nothing/noone else to see here
After helping the night elves in Feathermoon I decided to head to Tanaris and get hired as a mercenary by the local goblins. Slaying bandits and monsters for coin.
Cleared Kara so hard my cock started conducting electricity
We finally did an FMC proper raidWe are a guildThe last boss music reminds me of Legend of Kaine and now I want to play that
>>503407579>Cleared Kara so hard my cock started conducting electricityS-Strong
>>503407579>>503407642it looks like you are all being led by a BDSM dom
>>503407579>>503407642...looks like a shared tauren harem.
warmode should grant bonus rep too
>>503407642Is that the background from the defeated opera event? You still have most of the raid left
>>503409307I like the idea of warmode building a bounty on you that gives additional bonuses until death
>>503410450Moroes is the last boss! Turtle has Lower Kara and Upper Kara (Yet to be released)
T-these tauren just out here offering their meat to poor defenseless goblins!
>>503407642>latex dommy sylma making fun on my pp when i fail raid mechanics
>>503410557Unironically kino.The bounty should only be claimable by those in warmode though.
Slaying the local wastelander bandits for gold, I decided to ride deeper into the desert. There are trolls to the west and ogres to the southwest, both with hefty bounties on their heads.Since I was hired by the Gadgetzan water company, I can expect heavier pay from now on. The goblins smile gleefully when they meet me, since I already made a name for myself in booty bay some of them even recognize me.
>>503412181It could be a mix of sea of thieves emissary system and legion warmode benefits
>>503410557Extremely exploitable
Need some Turtle advice. I was leveling a rogue, mainly just to experience the custom content but I realized I don't think they changed rogue that much and I also heard that their dps is meh now compared to other specs at being changedWould hunter b e a good pick? I played a lot of original Vanilla hunter but the problem is that they fell off a cliff hard dps wise in content
>>503413798Unlike hc and warmode
>>503412181>>503410557warmode should be zone specific, come with more graves/spirit healers who rez you like in pvp and be limited to only other players within 5~ levels, and there should be special warmode only quest lines that are meant to bring those players near each other to fight
>you can't take more than 10% fall damage at once in hardcore mode
I gave warmane onyxia a chance but the people there are just something else. I've never been this frustrated in dungeons, and I'm not expecting good players, just not retards. Fuck this. At least I had some fun in wpvp, still not worth it.
>>503414876Hunters are in a good spot and melee hunter is now genuinely viable
>>503415405holy fucking shit man just play a moba jesus christits not actually 2006
On what server was the tauri guild again
>>503414876druid or especially pally if you want to have a good time on that server
>>503416118>pallyI actually leveled one to around 20 but stopped because every 2 feet I was running into a paladin Can they level tank? I like prot a lot
class and race combo for this feel?
Either you Warmode or you don't. None of this spontaneous flagging on people in the wilderness bullshit.
>>503407642
>>503415039What do you mean?
I hate to be the guy asking questions about Turtle but there site is really shit for saying what exact new content each faction has.I wanted to play Horde for goblins but was curious what new quests stuff Alliance get and vice versa. I assume all the new dungeons and stuff are open to both factions. Horde can go to Gilneas yes?
>>503417558All new dungeons are cross faction, most of the new leveling zones are cross faction
>>503417558>Horde can go to Gilneas yesyeah and each zone has a flight path/area for each factionthey may be on opposite sides of said zone but there's a fp for each of them whcih is nice
>>503417558goblin starter zone is nice ONCE and then you realize how shitty it isbut it gets you to level 10 and is pretty okay in my opinion, 5/10. all the new zones are faction, all the dungeons and raids and guild are xfaction, battlegrounds are not, and pvping while in a xfaction group is not allowed.in terms of faction specific quests i don't really know. there's a ton of custom quests in every zone, and you get full exp for quests for 20 levels below, so it's always worth it to 100% a zone you really like
after all why notwhy shouldn't I use mpq edits to play a night elf on horde?
>>503418465anon...
>>503417641>>503418045Nice starting to play now. Only thing is that this g oblin starting zone is ass, can I skip it and go to mainlaindId honestly rather grind mobs than this
>>503418567Unsure if you CAN get off early but if you can then yeah just go to Durotar starting area
>>503418567>can I skip it and go to mainlaindYou can go straight to gazzik's workshop and take a plane to durotar
>>503416750shaman, race doesn't matter. does not matter what I am doing someone always runs by and helps kill what I'm killing, thought it was because I was hc but even after 60 people still do it.
>>503418567>>503418320Goblin zone clearly didn't get same QA treatment that the fag elf zone did. It's somehow worse than a 2004 vanilla zone>horrendous level discrepancy between mobs >level 8 mobs standing/pathing near level 4/5 quest targets >no repair vendor until you get to workship, basically the end>next to no quest rewards even white gear >zone has no clear roads or safe area like literalyl every other racial starting zone
>>503419141BUT YOU CANT CRITICIZE TURTLE IS GREAT!
>>503419141>repair vendor why would you need one
>>503407579>>503407642>the only active raiding /wpsg/ guild is the erp guildThe absolute state of this thread
>>503416750Goblin femaleany class
>>503420426They're not the erpg guild, its just that its full of erpers and the gm is an erp gooner and the guild is named after erp, but dont you dare say its an erp guild
>>503421095this but unironically
>>503421095I'm in that picture and I have unironically not erped with anyone in the guild
>>503421095>>503420426maybe 2-3 members out of 72 are active ERPers and even then they dont talk about it, stfu gay niggers
the erpers lash out as they are called out for their acts
>walking through barrens to get a flight path>get this unpromptedmade me laugh for some reason what the fuck man
COMING SOON
>>503421095sylma is not the gm
>>503422352wtf i miss the trannyfox
>>503422352i was unironically excited until i saw it was an april fools joke
>erp /wpsg/ guild but they actually raid and shitThat honestly sounds really good.
lonely worgen gf LF tauren men
>>503422701literally me
>>503422529>joke that you'll make a ton of bad class changes>actually make a bunch of bad class changes four years laterPOTTERY
>>503422591that's what we are aiming for
Bitch faggot cunt piece of vapid shit WHORE ZEPPELIN
>>503422898cumfy
>>503422824>turn Vanilla+ into Vanilla-Transgods...i kneel...
>>503422591Next kara is Tuesday if you want to come along, you don't actually have to be in the guild if you don't want to
>>503423135What time?
>>5034232349pm GMT (I think, very bad with timezones) but 2pm MST and GMT is seven hours apart so makes sense
>>503423396just use server time ya dork
>>503423437Is that not GMT
>>503423396>>503423437I think server time is GMT
>>503423570>>503423560well shit i'm the dork
>Have toilet break since UC zeppelin takes forever>Return to this viewThat's it I'm going to stomp on the zeppelin operator when he comes back again
>>503423662>when he comes backIF he comes back lmao his ass ain't returning
>>503422910the zepelling doesn't have feelings, idiot!
is FMC actually fun?
>>503424568fun is subjectivethe guild is active at almost all hours and there's usually someone willing to lend a hand for just about anythingwe seem to slowly be getting a reliable crew for raids and level 60 dungeons.
>>503424568yes fun people also its not a normie guild so its 100x more fun by default
>>503424568There's a mixed bag of some degenerates and some chiller players and a few things between and everyone seems to get on well enoughNo harm in joining for a bit or as you level an alt and then leaving it if isn't for you
>>503379854ive been lurking this thread for 2+ years and playing since 500/600 cap and i refuse to interact with mentally ill newfag creatures like faralynndeal with it
>>503426705qrd?
>last three or four wpsg guilds that have raided owned by the same person whatever happened there?
test
>>503427104no one else has stepped up to run a /wpsg/ guild is what it seems like
*coughs blood*I gave my everything to this guild
Nobody else is allowed on my Tauri guilds. We have cultivated a nice 5 person cult vibe.
>>503427720However we would like more of you to come join us.
>>503427284I did but gave up pretty quickly!
>>503427284It isnt worth the effort when most people make alts at 60 and continue to do so until they burn out and quit, not to mention the drama and trying to wrangle retards to raid at one time. I'd rather just join a normie guild, tank and play the game on easy mode.
>>503428887>>503428387ok then no reason to cry about a guild that's good while it lasts then?
>>503424568Yes.
>>503429507But I like to cry!
>>503429507I'm just not happy with myself anon
>>503424568It's basically just an in-game hang-out for anons. Some people are leveling and chilling, and others are organizing dungeons and raids at 60. Best time to join right now.
https://github.com/luskanek/Interact
Can I swim from theramore to ratchet? I want to get the ap trinket from the alliance island but have no way to get to booty bay
>>503433201you can literally just walk down the coast if you can dodge a few murlocs
>>503433201I can escort you if you like hahaOtherwise yes you can and it is safe to walk the coast with some care
Huh, did they put anything here? Redwall Keep in Redridge
evens go to sleepodds go to sleepzero find a ubrs group to finish ony attune
evens go to sleepodds go to sleepzero slut it up
>>503415870Quite the exaggerated response for such a casual comment. Everyone knows unstructured pvp is just ganking, especially when half the time one player is PVP and another player is not, so they get to openly plan and be ready for a free opener.Having actual structure and benefits would be positive. Ironically this is where Ascension with their pvp mode does kinda nice with PVP gear dropping from world and special materials for pvp only.
https://discord.gg/DHZFZpffMNWPSG MB3 discord. Join to prepare for MB3 and vote on the name of the guild.>>503369181
ermm, no thanks
>>503439162no pearl no play
>>503427719
The amount of hc nightelves that take warmode just for the 1-10 levels is not okay.
>>503441994I'd cannibalize them otherwise.
anyone have a link to a working cartographer mod to ascension?
Rutt.
>>503447250what?
>tank stops every third pull to "drink milk from my healer" i'm done with turtlewow
>>503450352Have to pump them full of milk yourself and get on with it.
>>503384681Anon vanilla leveling takes time..After I reached 30, I took like one entire day for me to get 2 levels (Excluding when I dungeon maxxed, but doing the same dungeon or a bunch of them back to back takes a toll)Vanilla IS slow as heck if you aren't a turbo booster chink. I really wish I could join anons's 10-mens, but I am still not there yet
missed my chance to erp with pearl the panda
>>503451213turtle has been up for years, the reason the guild only has levelers is because its a dead guild bro. It'll never accomplish anything other than the Marshal Windsor quest
>>503451993Anon...I just joined, a few other mates too..they went to turtle because of CC2 and newthings (tm) this is my first time playing on it. If the GM fails us, we will just pack our things and make a normie guild with our remaining anon frens, it's not that hard
>>503450352B A S E D
>>503451993but they did kara today
>>503452586with pugs
>>503452754Only one non Anon
>>503452826so Marshal Windsor is still the biggest achievement
>>503452885Kara Crypts is probably the hardest pure FMC content, given Windsor quest doesn't need a single player to complete itself kek
>>503451993Why does it need to have any big aims? We level, we make jokes, we banter, we help each other out. Maybe some never even make it to level 60 and that's fine.
is it to late to start in ascension S9?
>>503413585moar
>>503452993It doesn't. Don't give attention to a seething parsetranny
>>503453564I won't be on for at least 48 hours so use your imagination
time to pray...
reminds me of that rekin3d animation with the nun and the werewolf
Helping Gadgetzan get rid of the pirates infesting their coast.
>>503455872slop elf
>need a 11% setpiece drop>takes two hours on average to find a group and no one wants to do multiple runs
>>503455993just ask ur guild
there's a reason it usually has a containment general
it's also avatarfagging at this point
Who are you even talking to?
>>503456870My dad who never paid attention to me.
urge to funpost
>>503422824warrior feels great with rage being normalizedalso polearm spec giving you further melee range on white attacks + all abilities and new counter attack talent as arms makes you a 1v1 god
Anyone here playing on onyxia? I saw infamous fumbled yet another server first and I laughed my ass off.>wipe on mag trash>wipe on boss Did they disband the guild yet?
>>503456373aislop reached it's peak 5 months ago and it's actually getting worse now
>>503462413This is a Wow private server thread.Talk about Wow private servers.
>>503461701I gave up playing there after several failed dungeon runs. A healer announcing he's going afk a few minutes mid pull causing a wipe broke me.
>Can't learn Totemic Slam>Several other shamans reporting same issue>Open ticket to GM's about this>Totemic slam learned out of the blue 10 seconds laterI thought the turtle GM's were supposed to be cringe? Retail could only dream of this response time, let alone GM's actually fixing your issue with no fuss.
Still don't understand why Sylma started talking about how hot tauren males are in the middle of ubrs.
>>503464025That wasn't Sylma that was me
>>503464025why lie? sylma remains in character and only meows and hisses
>>503464992based>>503465020also based
they don't know about tree form sylma
>>503465239Because they don't play, let alone play with other anons.
>>503464025she was talking about the heat of UBRS and was expressing concern for her fellow raid members who are tauren
>>503451213Vanilla IS SLOW because is when you notice that they made it on purpose to keep retards paying the sub and playing it on top of being completely unfinished
>>503453232just play, unlock achievments and buy tmogs off it.All it matters is the achievements.
uhoh, MB3bros?...
I tried CoA and boy...Well it ain't good lads, it is lefty, it is stale, it is RETOILET.Another putrid turd out of Bli$$ard- aka turdsension team.Only VVallkraft can save us...
>>503463898Only had to contact a gm once on private servers, it was on mistblade 1, dude replied after a few minutes and solved the issue. It's ridiculous how you get actual people in private servers and bots on retail servers.
https://forum.turtle-wow.org/viewtopic.php?p=109309&sid=ba850bdafd593d2708a68342d1b22564#p109309for the spellpower melee retards
Ok wall, now neck yourself.
>>503465985>this is the man who will save us from pearlmb3
I had a dream where wall answered to my post being very mean, sadly i woke up
>mb3NO PEARL NO PLAY
do warriors get spell reflect in vanilla
>>503467558No.
>>503467596that is fucking gay
>>503453232yeah S9 was a massive failure so they're just going through the motions now
Turtletrannies should be deported to their own thread on /trash/ or /lgbtp/
>>503467763Go on, split the thread back into /turtleg/ and /wpsg//wpsg/ will die within the day
>>503465295>the guilds main achievement: escorting Marshal Windsor in BRD>the guilds main recruiter: a coomer playing a sissy elf with coomer mods>the guilds main goals for the future: non existenttell me, why would anyone want to play with other anons in said guild?
>>503467823good
>>503467831cuz we're cute
>>503467823MoPfurries hate this simple truth
>>503467948Cease your tribalism, we can all stay in /wpsg/ just fine
>>503467831I ditched them after they advertised on /heals/ and never looked back.
>>503467831>the guilds main goals for the futureIsn't the main goal of vanilla RP or PvP? What's the achievement on clearing naxx when 99% of the work is a few dudes managing 35 other retards
>>503467831They just did Kara and have another raid scheduled but the point of joining is to play and have fun with other anons
>>503467823We cleared Kara10 yesterday thoughbeit...
(You are giving shitposters free (you)s)
>>503467831>why would anyone want to play with other anons in said guild?Because I'm not an asocial autist like you and like playing MMOs with other human beings
>>503468278Oh no not my updoots!
>They don't know about daily fee in fmc guild
>>503468278updooting this poster
>>503466482yeah but he has enough people for a daily scenariocheckmate
>>503468093when kara
>>503468532tuesday
>w-we cleared kara10>but we had to get a naxx thunderfury tank from world chat because our guild only attracts the dregs of society
>>503468582he didn't have thunderfuryhe had a cool cthun weapon though
>>503468546when
>>503468630>>503423396
>>503468621also not from worldchat
Just ignore the shitposter. Instead of making himself happy he'd rather try and make everyone else just as miserable.
>>503468582They didn't have anyone with Thunderfury.You're just talking shit about a guild you have no clue about because you have nothing to do with them.Why do anons having a guild piss you off so much, anon?
>>503468776I just don't get some anons. They see there's an anon guild and instead of just joining or doing their own thing they seethe about it endlessly.
i am sworn to destroy pearl and all his guilds
>>503469258It's misery. A lot of anons in this website are just miserable 24/7.
>>503469258>"jokingly" ERPs 24/7>brings discord faggotry to the thread>plays the victimidk you tell me
>>503469375FMC isn't Pearl's guild.
>>503469536I don't ERP and I'm not on discord.
>>503469728don't feel attacked then
>>503469536post your IGN nigger
>>503469785You replied directly to me saying I do things I don't do.
PEARL YA YELLOW BELLIED SON OF A DOGCOME OUT AND FACE ME
dogs? who said that? hnghghhhhht. Sylma
can we talk about games
>>503469871the concept of anonymity must be very hard for you.
memories
>>503470092You can still accuse someone of something they didn't do even if they're anonymous, anon. In fact that's incredibly likely that you'll be wrong about a person when you don't know who that person is, which is exactly what happened.
>>503470092the concept of cowardice must be very easy for you
Bugs.
>>503470226keep the cursor away from the screenshot!!!!
>>503470650
>>503470704animal.
>>503470227learn to read and stop acting like such a fag, anon
>>503470776
>>503470832Settle down, Beavis.
Is coffee good for you?
>>503471432for me coffe has a 50% chance of sending me into a murderous rage, it's great
After slaying bugs for the goblins and hunting down a giant for his eye I've taken a quest to cull the numbers of the local Thistleshrubs.
>>503468776Knowing that my own happiness makes bad people feel miserable only increases my personal joy.
>>503471432Put clothes on harlot! We're proud Quel'dorei, proud champions of the sun. Even in our most dire times humans and dwarfs envy our excellence!
>>503471848You had sex with Hogger.
>>503471848>generates slop and calls anons sir fishing for a fetish post >proudbe consistent
>>503471906My pure Elaynna wouldn't do that!
>>503471979That's... that's the joke, anon.
uh oh slop elf is ban evading!!!
>>503471906proofs?>>503471979my reaction images are great.
>>503471848No, killing mobs makes me sweaty.
>i am a proud and noble elf sad about my homeland and friends with X faction OR jealous and mad about it >here is one quirk every helf RP'er is the same
>>503472126https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/70822100/#q70824316
>>503471580i hate those root spamming fucking things
>>503472491S-slander of my proud elven name.>>503472373you jelly?>>503472198Ah and it makes you faster, no armor in the way. You're so wise, sister!>>503472701They don't walk away or anything, I don't mind. They stick around melee range for me to shield bash them to death.
>>503472373That's just being consistent with the lore
>>503472491That's such trashy ERP. I thought this Elaynna person was into like romantic ERP with humans, not the generic "rape by unga bunga monster man" garbage that every other coomer gets off too. How boring.
>>503468285>ERPers>human beingspick one
>>503473626Look further into the thread, I only did that because Anon wanted it.
>>503473898So what? Anons want you to delete your character and stop playing and posting in this thread. You don't do everything anons want or tell you to do.It's clear you have the blandest, most boring kinks that every other /heals/ fag has. "I want a monster to rape me." Get in line, you basic bitch.
>>503472491NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
damn the 1.12 client sucks so fucking bad it makes me not want to playhow did vanilla players enjoy this shit
>>503473898What do you benefit from lying?
>>503473810Both because having sexual urges is a part of being a human, autistic anon.
>>503472491What the fuck is wrong with this guy?
>>503474169t. relied on 200 weakauras to know not to step in fire and press bloodthrist every 6 seconds
>>503474169You think you do but you don't basically, imagine if blizzard had used the og client
>>503474284no way that shit is cringe. just the fluidity of using abilities and interacting with the world is much more robust and responsive on say, classic client.>>503474308what? classic client is way better for gameplay over the 1.12 client. why can't we have turtle on a classic client, or a fucking tbc/wrath client?
>>503474190His whole schtick is pretending that his Elaynna character is "innocent and pure" while jerking off to imagining this character (and by virtue himself) being raped by monsters and being a slut.The problem is that only really works once. Once your character gets defiled, and publicly so when you're posting about it in the thread, then that's kind of it. They aren't pure any more.Hogger isn't the only creature he's imagined himself have rape sex with. He also posted the same rape scenarios with trolls and sea giants.
>>503474110Yes sir, I'm sorry sir.
>>503474232having urges to pretend to be a girl and having text sex with other failed males is not part of being human
>>503474462everyone has mentall illnesses it came free with your brain
>>503474462Human beings get off to all kinds of weird shit, autism anon. It's a part of humanity.
all female high elf players fantasies about their character getting raped by monsters it's a core part of the helf experience
>>503474740This is truth.
>>503474432Now that is factually not true. Have you seen my ad on /heals/? If so you should know that Elaynna never was pure or innocent to begin with.
>actually my fetish is human nature>and btw ur autistic
>Try CoA>Half the classes don't work until level 40-60 >Beta stops at level 30Lol.Literally retail thobeit, you need 50 weak auras and a custom UI because you gotta track so many fucking buffs.
>>503474839Yes it is autistic to be dumbfounded that human beings have weird kinks and fetishes. You aren't a child and if you're on this website you've been exposed to it, so it's just autism.
>>503474919i am playing ranger right now and after lvl 15 brigand becomes a beast soloing even elites
>>503474795Your ad is in direct contrast to how you behave. You say you don't want monster cock but then you goon with anons over monster cock.Again that's your gay gimmick. Pretending you don't want monster rape except you do. And the gimmick ran dry the moment you starting jerking off in /heals/ over monster rape images you created.
>>503474740Mine does not!
>>503474919just admit that you suck cocks wall.
what should i SR in a ZG raid as a rogue
>>503474839>actually my fetish is human natureYou'd be surprised how many people are total degenerates but can hide it just fine, it's the bottom barrel what you see because they're just that degenerate
>>503475307depends how geared you are
The frog post says it all
>>503475489kinda almost pre-bis? not geared at all, so i was wondering which item is the best to SR on for the best boost to last me into onyxia/aq20/mc
wallcarft
wallcart
>>503475568go for the warblades if you want to do swords, or fang of the faceless if you wanna do daggers. You can also do pretty well with the meme fist weapons in turtle, and rogues can use axes now so the Hakkar axe isn't bad either. The melee rings are also pretty alright, all the other blue gear you can probably get without SRing. The neck from hakkar is alright if you don't have ony neck either. The idol enchants are good once you have good gear to enchant them with. Oh and if you want to do dagger pvp you better start collecting the madness materials ASAP since you're timegated on those and the madness trinket is insane on rogues
worgen males hnghhhh
>>503475307>>503475568Mainhand Warblade. Until you get decent weapons you should focus on them.
Wallmart!
>>503475154I tried the two tanks (didn't look at suncuck tho, looks like a cringier paladin) and both of them are turbo fucking scuffed.Pic related is a fucking mess to play before max level.Also the whole saw thing came out of nowhere, super confused class thematically.Primalist isn't much better either, both are very "retail" in that they need a fuckton of levels to work (and y'know, WA to track the 60+ buffs you roll around, primalist is worse about this), but once you get there it looks like it will be fun to play with.>>503475251I am not wall, I can prove this by being honest and telling you that I did, in fact, take my meds today.
>>503475170You seem to be very obsessed with me for some reason and for someone who's so appalled, very well informed about all of my actions. But all of that stuff you said is not correct. My preference is regular guys, meaning Alliance men like humans or elves. But here is the thing, no regular guys are around. Its guys coming to me with these fantasies and I just play along. Its not like I'm completely opposed to these fantasies or anything. Its not like I intend on holding hands and going on romantic boat trips with Alliance boys either.
>>503475915>if you want to do dagger pvp you better start collecting the madness materials ASAP since you're timegated on those and the madness trinket is insane on roguesw-what is this? madness stuff? i do want to do dagger pvp at one point but i'm gonna go swords until i have good daggers because daggers are gear reliant>>503475960mainhand warblade it is!
>>503476043I wouldn't know anything about you if you hadn't come to this thread and started linking to your fetish posts on /heals/ here. You're the one posting your monster rape fantasies and then sharing them with the rest of the class. I'm just shoving them right back in your face while telling you that you're the most basic dime a dozen coomer because everyone is doing the monster rape shit. You can't even be original in your weird degeneracies. It's boring. You're boring.
>>503476064this is the madness trinket, read up on how to get it its a bit convoluted the main part is basically passing a speech check with the raid leader to convince them to do this optional boss because the trash leading to it can be a pain in the ass. You'll have to do this in 4 separate raids and keep tabs on when each boss rotates out (use this https://turtle-timer.vercel.app/, on the cog press edge of madness).Might seem like a pretty meh trinket but you pair this with tea and you do 5 backstabs in one stun combo, thats easily 6k+ dmg in 5 seconds with crits
>>503476371I didn't link any of that stuff you just linked through desuarchive. I only kept it to /heals/. Which means you must be a /heals/ regular yourself.
>>503476483oh holy fuck this is coolbut a pain in the assokay thanks anon
Formed a party of four(priest not pictured) to take on those bad bloody elves. It seems my superior low armor approach got recognized by skilled eyes.
Unfortunately, it seems my enemy found weakness in my armor, because his next hit knocked me out good. Luckily my teammates finished him without me and healed my wounds after.
>>503476526Yes, you do. For example, in the last thread, you posted this>>503336083which led to the /heals/ thread on trash where you posted an image of you being raped by a sea giant.https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/71029193/#71039177Stop bullshitting.
wtf
>>503476787That was because one Anon again asked me. It wasn't my fantasy. >>503334067
>>503476965welcome to turtle, the BG code is a spaghetti mess that will constantly put more players in one team than the other
>I only posted my bussy because he asked me toERPers are retarded
>>503477050this is so ass no wonder why tel'abim pvp server died
>>503476985In other words you lied when you said you don't link to your /heals/ posts.
>>503476965makes some sense if it uses mmr
>>503477226You have poor reading comprehension
>>503477287You lie poorly because you're stupid.
>>503477226You're not even half as smart as you think you're, taking things out of context hoping the other side just doesn't know any better.
Why are you trying to police what ERP one gets off to?>it's boringOk, then don't read it.
>>503477581I think he's that one guy I rejected a couple of days ago and now he's still angry about it.
>>503471432would plap
>>503475346>You'd be surprised how many people are total degenerates but can hide it just fine, it's the bottom barrel what you see because they're just that degenerateTruth. The whole reason I act like a retard cow on the internet is to get said retardation out of my system and act like a normal human being outside of the privacy of my home.
>>503477928wtf is that real
>>503477961That's going to be Tauren in 2034
>>503477928Disney Tauren
>>503477928Tauren who went to live in Stormwind and tries to be "one of the good ones"
>>503477928>Eyes didn't changeSomehow that is the part that bothers me the most.
>>503478284they absolutely changed
>>503478326Not meaningfully compared to the rest of the facial shape.By eyes I meant eyeball desu, tauren having human eyes always bothers me but I guess that's just WC3/WoW vanilla having 3 pixels.
>>503477928>tauren but playable
>>503478142>>503478245>>503478284I'm not even gonna lie, right side is hot but I still preffer the left one. Tauren are supposed to be big and square, not aerodynamic.
>>503477928
>>503477697Yes, it's clearly gay ERP drama.Go back to /heals/, faggots.
>shudder at the thought of farming rep for crafting recipes>remember i can just talk to people who have grinded that shit already and supply them with the materials for the items I need>they don't even want a crafting feeTalking really is a cheat code
>>503478730I really should just ignore that guy and just post more in-game pics.
>>503478965>socializing in le mmo... makes it easier..?A shocking discovery
>>503478975Yeah no shit retard.
After selling loot I took off the bloody elves I have hit the auctioneer and upgraded my chest armor and my sword.Time to murder some boars, girl's gotta eat too.
>>503478965nooooo you cant do that thats cheating you cant just interact with other people in a multiplayer game set in a persistent world and create connectionsthats not how youre supposed to play youre supposed to level more characters and grind the rep on them to have all professions and never speak to another personthis is an unfair advantage youre basically using exploits this is not intended gameplay
>>503479291worgen knotbait
>>503479890based
Kitties in Gilneas
>Mistblade 1>Mistblade 2>Mistblade 3>....Yeah...I'm thinking pandas are not for me anymore. I guess it's time to casually level-crawl on Turtle. Maybe some Legion shenanigans once they're done with Tauri's alpha playtest.Zug zug.
>>503479291wow look another boring female high elf gay faggot
>>503480134you're levelling pretty quicklyhow's the adventure been so far?
>>503479778no one says this
>>503480218Did I ask
peak gameplay
>>503480231>try making anything that deviates even slightly from elf rapebait>get literally 0 attentionThey are simply doing what works
>>503480306I'm liking druid a lot! And deciding not to do HC makes things a lot faster, no need to take things slow and I can just buy gear if I start to fall behind.
>People start discussing the game, and woe upon them, it isn't troondlewow>manufactured erper "drama" from troondle goes into hyperdriveiconic, we need to ban all eRP server faggots then find Shenna irl and kill that tranny freakazoid.
>>503479890Any ugly beast that wanna try me gonna have a taste of my new bonking stick. I don't know what wood it's made of but it's so much better than my old rusty sword.
>>503480669one anon lashing out to an erper like a retard isn't drama anon
>>503480669what the fuck are you blabbing about?
>>503480669shut the hell up you spurned lovernobody cares
>>503480669based
Taking occasional 5 minute breaks inbetween packing all my shit for a move has actually made the proffession tolerable.
mb4bros?...
>hating on ShennaYou wouldn't have your favourite pserver without her. Pay some respect.
>>503481070It's alright.Fishing at 300 in Hyjal looks really profitable so that's why I'm doing it
>>503480669Based oldfag
>>503481214I'm in it for the money and also to get cooking up to 300 yeah
>>503481214beware that you're going to catch a naturally occurring sewer hordie if you keep fishing in there
>>503480789>>503480869>>503480927
>>503481415I only need like 40-50 more casts before I leave so hopefully I'm not that unlucky
>fishing solely for the money and not the joy of fishingholy fucking soulless
>>503481525epic mount skill is expensive man
>>503481453please dont post yourself here nobody asked what you look like IRL
>>503481606do post your IGN though, nigger
>>503481214>>503481338>doing something you hate>so you can max it out and then spend even more time doing the same thing you hate for gold
So is anybody going to play MB3? Apparently it’s going to merge with Tauri and progress to Legion.
>>503481834I don't like LEVELING fishing. Fishing at cap is fun though
>>503480723I'll enjoy hunting down those asscheeks
>>503481834>spend even more time doing the same thing you hate for goldSee, I love gold, and sometimes you have to make sacrifices for the things you love.
>>503481893yeprolling belf rogue
>>503481893are blood dks good? i love tanking with a 2h sword
>>503469786>>503470230sorry but I don't want be part of your ERP.also not the anon that called your guild a failure but maybe I should start doing so.
wotlk players, look at the area beneath the wow logo when the dragon flys bya star of david appears for about a second cleverly hidden as a snowflakeyou're welcome, warmane shadowmourne purchasers
>>503482105koto...
>>503481525I fish for both
>>503482191I don't ERP, but I think maybe you should try it to blow off some steam seeing how your so obsessed. do you like ugly male characters?
>it never happened>I dont do such things>why are you so obsessed>want to see my bussy?kek
>>503465985Jesus Christ was ridiculed, too.
>>503483026yeah my troll male bussy you down? im very experienced I do it all the time it's all i do ingame
>get to 350 blacksmithing>have to jump through hoops just to be able to wear the armor I make>finally finish all the busywork>moving forward you can't use 90% of the stuff you make>to progress 1 skill point I need to get items only made by other professions>look at the prices, it will cost multiple thousands of gold to get 1 point in blacksmithing creating items I can't use and they won't sell on the AH because you need to have that specific skill trainedwhat the actual fuck is going on here?
>>503483198>yeah my troll male bussy you down? im very experienced I do it all the time it's all i do ingamewtf i thought we were in a closed relationship...
>>503482689Do your ugly male characters like taking girlcock?
sodoes turdle still give you 150 tokens for changing password + enabling 2facan you disable 2fa after enabling itare there any gameplay items worth buying, that you can afford at <150 tokens during the sale
>>503483026I want to see his bussy t b h n g l.
>>503483565I got the 100 from adding 2fa but even changing my password back when they said it gave 50 didnt give me my 50 so
>>503483438no I like taking tauren totems
>>503483565I didn't get jack shit for either
>>503483565Only if your account is old enough.
>>503483198>troll maleyou're that fmc rogue from earlier today, aren't you? you seem a lot tougher when your name isn't attached to what you write online, coward. enjoy that ERP guild of yours LOL
>>503484037Keep crying about FMC.
>Oh wow...Heh...Not such a tough guy now now that I've called out the obvious huh...?
>>503484578Bad ass.
>>503484037oh no you got me it's not like I fed you the info you obsessed retard>you're that hunter from earlier today, aren't you? you seem a lot tougher when your name isn't attached to what you write online, coward
enjoy <Texas Knights> brother! show those imaginary ERP troons who's boss
>>503484707someone needs his bussy plapped.
>play mistblade>stop playing regularly but log on occasionally>last login: october>get names stolen
Please don't dox my WoW character.
>>503476625>>503476775For a minute i thought it was a wrath server but then i see it is turdle
>>503485037Yes anon you want to have cybersex with other men. How very nice. But stop talking about your "bussy" and talk about World of Warcraft private servers.
>>503481151Other people would do better than her, and are doing that, hence she sending her simps to shit and sabotage others.Funniest thing of all are the retards there thinking that SoD and Classic as of now are happening thanks to them, when in reality it is thanks to Ascension since blizzard devs plays there.
>>503484037Haha, what a fucking loser.
why are blood elves at war with high elves in turdle anyways?
>>503485063absolute fagserver
>SoD and classic is the result my 100 people private serverout of all the schizoposting that goes on in these threads this might just be the most delusional post i've read so far
>>503485298You know in all the chatlogs Daniel leaked, there wasn't one message showing that Torta was Shenna or that Torta sends people to destroy other servers. Not a single one despite having all the behind-the-scenes conversations. In fact the only damning thing is that they used Chinese like paypigs which is based and that the money ran dry which lol sucks for them.
>>503485560>dead dogenigger exposes himself as redditor touristEveryone and their fag fathers and whore mothers knows of that since SoD was announced since the enchants SoD had were the ones Ascension had before they made the Mystic Enchant Table.
>>503485240have you seen Sylma's tight ass? I heard she fucks worgen males.
>>503485743you need to take your meds
>>503485840How about I take your meds instead?
>>503485647>retard believes misinformation of assmad fired dev>>503485840He's rightAnd you lack the proofs against him.
what do we think about CoA?
>>503485941The leaks don't prove your schizo theory so they're "misinformation."
>>503486079mom's spaghetti but you drop it
>>503486079Some classes needs some polishing early on, ranger sucks early on, but the moment buckwhacking is unlocked and you focus on poison and crit, you can solo even elites, also brigand is a better rogue.>>503486131>Local retard and turdl player believes on Shenna isn't Torta theorywhy am i not surprised that this general is infested with /r/wowservers newfags
>>503486079It feels like a mix of retail and diablo 3, there doesnt seem to be any real challenge and the store is full of mobile like garbage
>>503486482But enough talking about turtle's newest patch and store
>>503486472Correct, I don't believe your schizo theory. Why should I?
>>503485439because the devs are retarded
idk anything about this but why would it matter if shenna was torta?
>>503487665shenna badbut torta also bad?You're correct
>>503487665because there's evidence of torta spawning rank 14 characters and selling them to china in old pservers she ran
>>503485439The person who revamped the high elf zone doesn't know the lore and isn't very smart.
I like torta because she made a cool server that is fun to play on!
What's a good class to roll for mistblade 3? I don't care so much about solo, but I would like to be useful for dungeons, raids, and pvp. I am guessing a healer of some sort fits the bill, but idk
>>503488179Cant go wrong with priest or shaman
>>503487984i would do this
>>503488072>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>she
It's sad how this same schizo just keeps obsessing over Turtle Wow, the /wpsg/ guild there, the anons who play there, and the person who runs the server all day.Instead of spamming the thread with shitposts, you could have just played on a wow pserver.Not even just Turtle Wow since you clearly hate it.Any wow pserver.You could have made your own wow pserver and played on that.
>>503487984Also TABC's backstory from them being from another server whom they merge is fake
>>503488364no clue who TABC is
>>503488179Warlocks are gods in MoP but there isn't any class that's downright badProt Pally and Disco Priest are also really good
>>503488607It's a guild that transferred from another private server that merged with Turtle Wow years ago.Most of the original members who merged don't even play.
>>503488363Frogposter anon is based, leave him alone
No one remembers the vanilla server mafia
>>503488702so what's the backstory? Torta gave them bis gear?
>>503488702They are mostly from Turtle and all of them got Free Tier 3 and naxx AQ40 BIS Gear since their GM as Macrotraneys guild is friends with akalix and jameyIn fact guild mafia and World Boss Mafia exists because of this nepotism, other pservers fixed the world boss issue, even ascension fixed this, but turtle doesn't do because the nepobabies in those guilds would throw a fit and fuck the server if their scam is gone.Many small guilds had their members poached or raids sabotaged by them during progress.
>>503488363before the frogposter showed up this thread was nothing but fetish and ERP talk, he single handednly turned the discourse the other way and you trannies are mad and trying to normalize your gay cybersex by calling him a schizo
>>503489109I heard the world boss mafia takes up pretty much anyone these days as long as you can prove you're part of a guild who clears aq40
does any good or atleast serviceable legion servers exist?
>>503489463No, tauri legion sometime in 2025 maybe, you can go prelevel on tauri mop in anticipation
>>503489018The backstory is that three years or so ago another server shut down and the characters were transferred to Turtle Wow. At the time Turtle Wow's population was low and so these new players helped the server grow.The idea that anyone would buy R14 back then is retarded. You could get R14 back then on Turtle Wow just by creating a couple alts and killing them for honor or wintrading with friends. It wasn't against the rules back then and since nobody was PVPing and the server was so small you didn't really even have to do much.I never personally did it but I know people who did and helped a couple by letting them kill my characters. None of them still play but even if they did you can replace R14 gear with raids.
>>503489234The schizo has always been in this thread. It's all he does all day long. If he isn't schizo posting about ERP it's about Shenna or some other horseshit.
>>503489954the r14 evidence is not from turtle, it's from Nostalrius or Elysium and it wasn't just pool boosting it was legit spawning characters
>>503490173Turtle Wow had people hit R14 back in the day by wintrading and killing alts because it wasn't against the rules and there were maybe like 10 people getting any honor at the time so the system was borked.
Here we go again
>>503490337that is blizzard-like
>>503488287>>503488672Sweet, thanks. I like priests so I'll go with that.
>>503489954>>503488702It was Faralynn, under her alter ego "Gifted," who birthed the legendary Thunder Ale Brewing Company. This badass chick wormed her way into the GMs' good graces early on, playing them like a fiddle. She didn't just lead the guild; she fucking owned it, steering those clueless GMs and laying down the law for the entire server. Her guidance was the secret sauce that made this shitshow a success. Oh, and get this – the guild name? It's a nod to some retail scrubs called Booty Bay Yacht Club. Real original, right? Now, here's the kicker: they let other server's guilds merge into Thunder Ale, but those poor bastards might as well have been NPCs. No power, no say, just meat for the grinder. That's how Faralynn – I mean "Gifted" – liked it. All hail the queen of Thunder Ale, bitches.
>>503489398The scam is the same, only the nepobabies can do wb kills.Again, other servers, even classic are fine and even fixed the WB issue with their respawn time and have everyone do it.Not TW, they still keep this issue because of said people.
>>503490720You mean trannylyn the bitched who got to ascension and warmane and learned that the hole there is deeper and she had no power?
>>503490721idgi why is it a scam? It's a PvE server so you can't PVP for world bosses, which means the most dedicated group gets it. There's basically one dedicated group and anyone itching enough for world boss loot finds themselves part of this group eventually. Where's the grift?
>>503490564It isn't and I'm not saying it is.I'm saying it's dumb to think anyone paid for R14 during a time when you could wintrade your way to it easily.
>>503490997bro you lack reading comprehension, no one in this chain ever implied anyone on turtle paid for R14, we were always talking about Nostalrius when Torta was Shenna
>>503490908>>503479778
>>503491156Torta isn't Shenna though.
>the 37 hardcore rogue i griefed made a new character by the same name right awayWhat sort of mental illness is this?
>>503491242>>503491315Akashit please...
>>503491392Is Akalix Shenna too?Am I Shenna?Are you Shenna?
>>503491326what is he supposed to do, quit?
>>503491326>level 16 paladins in teldrasil>lvl 6 rogues skinning and lw for gear
>>503491573I don't know take a break or something
>>503491520I am Shenna
>>503491573Yes, he was supposed to cry and delete the game because anon killed his character, not shrug it off and make another.
>>503490896Faralynn's journey through those servers might've been rough, but hey, at least she explored the terrain. Warmane and Ascension are just festering corpses of corruption anyway.
>>503491520all me
>>503491326>>503491658>"huehue grug big bully kill small hc character!">"wtf why small hc character play again! grug no like! GRUG NO LIKE!!!"average mouthbreather everyoneprobably can't even imagine a rotating apple in his head
>>503491875>probably can't even imagine a rotating apple in his headi always imagine a wumpa fruit from crash bandicoot
>Turtle r14 cheaters getting called out finallylol
>>503491959how do you cheat to get r14?
I think I miss retail.
>>503488363While the schizo has been spamming the thread I ran two dungeons, completed multiple quests, and got almost seven levels.
Shenna is hot therefore she can't do no wrong, slay Queen!
>>503493162it's true
>>503493162she's russian so she probably looks like a babushka these days
Notice how all the ERPers crawl back to the woods once you call them out? Curious!
Mount run completed.
>>503493307Hey ERPer, go back into the woods. You're being curious.
>>503493402I'm sorry for not posting in the thread 24/7 and having other things to do, I'll try to do better.
If ERPers are crawling back to the woods it's to have sex with the forest animals there.
>>503493706Stop calling me out!!!
>>503493430Hey I recognize that guild
>>503493862Sorry I was just trying out this dog whistle.
>>503493706W-what?! I thought nobody would see me there...it feels so free to just become like animal for a moment...
https://www.youtube.com/live/KfaCjzds_jManother fun day at turdle
>>503494023so true sis~
>>503493402We're still here. We're just talking about shit that isn't ERP related.>>503493706Yep.
>>503493402>Notice how all the ERPers crawl back to the woods once you call them out? Curious!A woodland swamp to be exact.
*mildly irritated carnival music*
Couldn't you just avoid the tranny freaks by playing on pvp?
>>503494934No.
>>503495153Welp
>>503494934You can just join a normie guild and never interact with any erp, you'll ocasionally see some rp but thats just a few guilds doing some lore friendly stuff
>>503495407>join a normie guildFuck that.
>>503491713Not Ascension, they had those in the past until they fucked off to classic and the server became better, people dont know how the server was years ago and how it is now.
mmorpgs attract trannies and fagswow attracts furriestherefore a half of every wpsg guild is composed of trannies, fags and furries
I enjoy fresh and turtle.
>>503496267>no you can't leave your nagging wife and crying baby to live out your coomer dreamsHe made the right choice.
didnt check in for private servers since a year:Is turtle still the only one to worth check it out for classic plus type of stuff or are there others that i should atleast watch a youtube video about?The only one i saw with a google search was "ascension" but i dont even know if thats classic plus
>>503496267his wife was ugly anyway. better to set an example for what women should strive to be than to accept and commit to them for the next 50 years of your life.
>>503497212>no you can't leave your nagging wife and crying baby to live out your coomer dreamsCorrect, everyone who does it ends far worse in the long run
>>503496267>his bussy is tighter than his ex-wife's used pussyyou know she mad
>>503496267do private servers follow a similar trend?
Anons, the Orc racial power in turtle says that it will increase magical damage by an X %, but also reduce healing received by 25% for the duration. Will this reduction affect spells like Drain Life?
>>503497712>worse in the long runYeah instead of wasting his life on two human beings who don't and won't love him, he's loving himself. But when he's 90 years old I guess he won't have a dead wife and a kid who doesn't visit him so joke's on him.
>>503491713Not Ascension, they had those in the past until they fucked off to classic and the server became better, people dont know how the server was years ago and how it is now once those retoilet and classic drones fucked off.
>>503497974yes also health stone and healing potions
>>503498826Well that sucks. Guess I can say Orclock goodbuy in turtle. Thank you anon.
retard here:Are the classes/spec the same as in classic on turtle, and if not which melee is actually the easiest/retard proof for a newbie?
>>503499704orc is still the most busted warlock race by 20 miles
>>503494132>no binds>warrsoul. >85 viewshey thats pretty good. good for him
>>503499704orc is still S+ tier for warlock
>>503499785you want a retard proof class? go hunter or paladin
>>503486079Retoilet with new classes, which are new and have funny gimmicks here and there, but largely don't do anything better than retail.You can play a tank that has to micro manage pets and a healer that has to micromanage rage AND mana while being melee! >>503486472They seem to be designed to work like retail, aka until max/almost max level your class is a fucking garbage bin.
Flirting with anons by asking if they wanna run Wailing Caverns with me
>>503499785>Are the classes/spec the same no, dev favorites got gigabuffed and mainly rogues got stomped into the ground>which melee is actually the easiest/retard proof Paladin
>>503500172he also seems to be playing with a game controller based on his mouse movement
>>503500136>>503500280How though? Since Drain Life is vital for at least early-mid questing survivability. I guess I could just don't use it. But then you're being left as an Orc with a 15% stun reduction (which is more useful in pvp - which is near non-existant in Turtle) and 5% more damage for your summons. It's something for sure, but still DL is a very important spell, either for sustainance or merely finishing off someone.Am I wrong?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9L0dt70ZX4Anyone else turn off the in-game music and play the OG RE3 music when doing Strat? I find it very fitting.
>>503503616I mean you're not wrong if your plan is to stay level 15
>>503499704Just don't press the button when you won't get heals or when you can't get heals
>>503505148Can't wait for MB3!
Hey there anon you should buy my belt which is overcharged both in name and price!
anon's boe...
https://streamable.com/z7eix1
>>503510980if you had a male night elf named something edgy those chumps would've paid double and thanked you
Why are people running basic dungeons like scholo 10 man on turtle wow?
nordanaar or tel abim?
>>503511305zugzug for rep and noobs can tag along for gear, 5 manning requires some thinking, 10 manning is just a zug>>503511370nordanaar 7000 pop PvEtel abim 350 pop PvP
>>503511370Nordanaar has 7867 onlineTel'Abim has 702 online
>>503511305Farming it to easily get rep for Argent Dawn
>>503510980kino
>>503511478>>503511695whats good to play on pvp?
>>503512785unironically love the players on turtle>RUN MON!like wtf that's some good interaction
>>503513301can't go wrong with hunter
>>503513301don't play rogue
>>503513680rogue is bussin
rogue on wallcarft
>>503513893this server is doomed to fail cause the retard named the server after himself like some sort of mad dictator, also doesn't help that he's a chemtrails prepper tier schizo
>Last time I played in 4chan guild was in Original Netherwing where we had to pug people to get enough people for Kara>4chan guild on Turtle still needs to pug people for KaraPottery
>>503515048we had to pug for a single nugget though
>>503514612can't tell if this is about torta or wall
Bless this alt event, it brought me back to my druid roots
>>503513893Class changes there are pretty cool, I just don't like all the hc-pvp stuff
>>503505148Uh oh.Join us now… https://discord.gg/DHZFZpffMN
While my light armor is proving very effective in high humidity environments I can't help but worry about my new wooden sword. All that moisture sure can't be good for it.
can't believe how toxic some anons are on here. like why? its so unnecessary?
tauren players are so insufferable, their whole personality is being a tauren
>>503517539they're huge cowards irl so they vent all their anger in here.
>>503515776Same, last time i leveled a druid was on WoW launch. i still not sure if i should go for the gorilla mount at the druid,paladin,warrior or hunter.But i enjoying druid the most.
>>503517539people got tired of the thread being a /trash/ offshoot for the same 5 posters ERP sessions
Mmm rape is good
>>503517962The gorilla is transferable
>>503517424Which mod are you using?
>>503517539go back to MB2
>>503518092yeah , i just not sure what to focus on my levelling, i got those characters to lvl 16 and still not sure.Paladin is strong but i rather have a WOTLK system where you don't lose your seal when you use judgement than having to put seal every fucking time. otherwise i would be enjoying pally much more.
Don't try so hard, little boy Just stick to 'nilla, leave the real business to the big menHuh
>>503518241A little extra
I demand more human and elf boys for WoW.
>>503514612t. Mentally ill transgendered freak seething at the great viktory that will be bestowed upon the VVALKRAFT believersCan't wait to slaughter you jewish subhumans by the trillion when VVorld ov VVhitekraft: VValkraft die judenkrieg comes out.VVall is the secoming coming of the Führer of the white race and I will lead the aryan volk into a VVHITE future.>>503516986You are a shitskin nigger southron ape.
>>503519981
>>503519243>Mf 100 parsie>Dramatically less than 81 and 90>Barely above the tank parsing greensThe fuck :DDD
Mb3 guild will be the most chuddiest and most based. No FAGGOTS and TRANNIES allowed.
>>503519243>3 healers>in a 10 main raidnani the fucc
>>503519243>These shit parsesDo turtleniggers really?
>>503520249The more you look at it the more unhinged it gets
>>503520249please understand everyone wants the be the healslut
>>503519779nyahahahahah~
>turtle can't support a thread of its own>thread is 99%turtleposting
>3 weeks to level ANOTHER 60 on troondle for a monkeymount>can only boost it if you already had two 60s to begin with, in different accountsits obvious they came out with this because of HC fresh, but holy shit
It's actually insane how good rogue is on turtle
>>503519779I'm surprised retail still doesn't have alternative male bodies for this feel.In general devs like to pander to this shit, yet no one wants to do work of allowing masc/fem clothes to be used be either genders, or allowing twink bodies. It's almost like it's all shallow signaling.
>>503520401>4k dps is a golden log>other 2 healers get lower logs for doing more dps>1 warrior between the 2 tanks>demo lock in mop>holy paladin in mop>everyone doing 30k less than the previous guyholy shit>only 1 of the pandatrannies was avatarfaggingthe most surprising part
>>503521069Really not difficult with tents and warmode
>>503521115Check the new warlock tier set on a male model
Can you use expired TGC codes in private servers and get the mounts/pets?
>turtle wow resorting to FOMO battlepass gacha tactics
>>503521812anon...
>>503521861>stormforge MB3 asking for a subscription
WHO the FUCK designed the initial zone for helves in turtle? Every other tutorial zone is doable solo and designed for you to leave at level 6. But leveling in turtle's helf zone is exponentially more difficult than the rest. Like not very far from the spawning zone there is this Silver Sun Mine who you enter at around level 5. The place is densely populated with creeps (who are also lv 5), it's big for a first dungeon and it's set up this way that you can easily become surrounded and ganged to death. It's near-mandatory to form a group because you also have to kill like 18 creeps inside.No other actual vanilla zone is designed like that. The rest of the nearby zones are also densely populated with hostile creeps as well.
>>503521861>new content every monthmore slop pls
mb2 posting?
How easy is it to get into a pug for MC on turtle as druid tank and how badly do these usually go since it's a pug group?
>>503522638are you a relatively warm body with a pulse? Then someone out there will take you to their bindings farming session i mean MC pug
>steal cute boys mob>make fun of cute boy>he pushes me against a wall>and has a serious talk with me about morals and good mannersSt-stop!
I love Turtle WoW
how come twow has so many girls (Boys)?
>>503521301>really not difficult to sink 80h spread over three weeks for some shitty FOMO mount you're probably not even going to use & isn't previeweable in any way
>>503520378>pandas in turtleretardo-chan....
>>503522507>I have to GROUP UP in an MMO?!?!!??!I despise turtle but you're a fucking retardunironically kill yourself nigger
>>503520378>Turtle this, turtle thatAnon..that's MB2, please take Trota unwashed green cock from your mouth for once..
>help out cute boy against Hogger>save him as he was just about to die>we kill Hogger together>he invites me to a group and waits with me for Hogger to spawn again>mfw he praises me
>>503522507You are retarded. High Elf zone is much easier than night elf for example.Elwyn Forest kobold caves are no different to the High Elf one.
>>503523715supposedly, the preview is right in the image, just imagine your character is mounting the ape
Full Cuck Company is now recruiting in Thunderbluff. You have to watch a Tauren fuck your wife as part of the guild application.
>>503523831Bitch the game makes you gain less xp when teaming up compared to solo. Nice incentive there, jackass. Also no other starting zone in vanilla is as difficult and it's because these retards at turtle are not professionals and have no clue how to design even a STARTING tutorial zone. And yet the geniuses force you to do that by level 5.No excuses there.
>>503523429>Complain that I needed that one for a huge ass questline that leads into me getting some Bis for pre 60>Dumb whore still don't understand>/Rude her>She cries>Feel bad>Give her one gray [Tuff of Gorilla Hair]>Refuse to elaborate>LeavesDumb anon..
>>503524320>just imagine the mounting animation
>>503522507It's doable solo, early caves are always cancer too, some more than other but the thing that always fucks you up is too many people inside making the spawns random, NE's level 8-11 cave is way worse imo and I always group for that if I canThe zone as a whole does feel harder than normal but that may be just because it's new to everyone, once you understand where danger lies and where it doesn't it's not so bad
>>503524403but i don't have a wife... do i have hope?
are there many girls on turtle wow
>>503524440
>>503524403gay cows don't look..
>>503524872
>>503524872Yes, but they all play as male humans, gnomes, dwarf or fem trolls>t.femanon who larp as a male dwarf
>>503524872Yes, most of our guild are girls.
>>503525149is Elaynna a dude?...
>>503524884>SmoochRetard
>>503525330what is Smooch?
>>503525149>tfw fem trollAm I...a girl?
>>503524790>that may be just because it's new to everyoneI thought about that, it may be so to a degree, but it also has to do with the kind of creeps placed. Like, in the aforementioned cave, the various arcane golem creeps all resist your magic making you struggle extra hard as a mage. The amount of player skeletons I saw there I have never seen in any other first dungeon cave.>NE's level 8-11 cave is way worse imoI know and I have no problem teaming up after level 6 and exiting the "tutorial". But forcing you before is kind of too much. I have never died in any other starting zone ever. But I have more than once in the helf one.I guess it's because the vanilla zones were designed for actual casual newfags back in 2004. While the turtlefags assume that everyone playing is some sweaty veteran tryhard in 2024.
>>503525819anon irl
>>503525184Fake.It's all gay dudebros playing taurens, trolls and goblins there.It's not the prison gay type. They would gangbang malfurion if they could.>>503525271Yeah, my body is a wreck for the lack of vitamins and exercise but not even my libido is that fucked, she's a dude, 100%.Funny enough, she rp'ed with one of my yuritards friends yesterday, got a bit disapointed after, since she wouldn't fuck Elaynna, at least that's what she told me, was funny.>>503525819Are you, anon?
>>503526024>>503526035Well, no, but I do wear girls clothes sometimes. But since I'm not a girl they're now guy's clothes.
>>503525587I kissed your cheeks, dumb nonner
>>503526035>It's all gay dudebros playing taurens, trolls and goblins there.Heaven
>>503526189>But since I'm not a girl they're now guy's clothes.
>>503526260Kiss these cheeks. Thank you that's very nice of you.
>>503526523That's right! As a guy I do as guys do and just claim shit for myself. I won't stand idle and watch girl monopolize skirt industry. You motherfuckers don't even wear skirs anymore anyway.
>>503526024cute
>>503517556
>>503525939>I guess it's because the vanilla zones were designed for actual casual newfags back in 2004. While the turtlefags assume that everyone playing is some sweaty veteran tryhard in 2024.I think this is what matters the most, the bar is risen in general but it's hard to tell if it's intentional or not because if you look at custom content as a whole it doesn't seem to be the case, most is very vanilla difficulty
I am DONE with my ERP on World of Warcraft. I only ERP on WARTHUNDER now.
>>503526842Bratty babThat's very sweet of you anon, want a huge too?
>>503527429>want a huge too?
>>503527429
>>503527429>>503527558>>503527575Fuck I jumbled, been awhile since I slept proper..I offered a hug..>Hugguuu
i am an arcanist on turtle wow
>>503527706nice
>>503523429stop gayposting with a image of her
all these people rushing to 60 made it so there's less high level mats and crafts being sold at the AH
>>503529392the chinese will make sure there are 10 pages of arcanite crystals on the AH till end of service
wtf is this threadmaybe le aunt poisoner was right after all...
/wpsg/ will never escape the shadow of pearl
I would like to publicly apologize to my reaction to the paladin class changes. I was deeply hurt about the changes that made Shockadin no longer available to play. I'm sorry for being a salty bitch. I still think Holy shock should have a damage value attached, even if it's half its value in healing. I would like to personally apologize to the developer for being harsh. I understand you probably put countless hours into the changes and appreciate your work.
>>503526024
Gotta say I love being tank and leaving the group when I see too many people that would compete with me for gear knowing that I can get another group in 5 minutes
>>503531524Holy Shock should be baselinewith both healing and damage options
>>503532103>t. turtle wow dev
>>503532248i wish, Muhammedimagine all the bussin changes i could makeM4H4MD
sharbull was raped to death
>>503532627F
MB3 potential guild names<Stuck in a Rutt> <Terminally Autistic><Warlords of Kekistan><Spawn of Poole>Vote here:https://discord.gg/DHZFZpffMN
>>503532103why everything should be baseline to favour prot? can we stop mindlessly buffing prot
>>503533094>not a single 4chan or /v/ nameColor me not surprised.
>vote here>a fucking discord linklmao
>>503533094ure getting trolled hard dude
>>503533849nta, explain
>>503533094<Pearl's Angels> or bust
>>503533094Terrible names
>>503533738>Man named Poole is a founder of the site.Yeah guess there are no 4chan names in there.
>>503534446Okay, then click the link and insert your own name.
>>503533094><Stuck in a Rutt>><Terminally Autistic>><Warlords of Kekistan>you niggers are cringe
>guild leader taking suggestions for a guild namenot leadership material
MB3 guild won't get off the groundmost of the OG will play with bundy or hulk and avoid /wpsg/ after mb2
>>503534652It's literally a single retard
>>503534791Pearl was a scholar who knew there should be a formal leader while running a direct democracy. It worked until he left in Siege.
>>503534791why not?
>>503534856>bundyWho?>hulkThose fags disbanded as soon as they got filtered by buffed heroic ToT. Both the horde and alliance /wpsg/ guilds outlived them.
>>503533189i just want it so i can tag mobs from far away and have a nice little bit of burst healing handywhat kind of nerd plays prot when you can tank on any specare you gay lol?
>>503535271bundy ran our raids in khazar milkers
>>503535656Didn't KM fall apart because he stopped leading them? Same as Not in OP without Pearl. I find it hard to believe any originals are coming back without a raid leader. Anyway I don't recognize anyone who doesn't avatarfag.
no pearl no play
>>503533094<No Pearl No Play>
>>503535432holy shock just doesn't work on retri and it's pointless to have, prots already spec into holy shock if they wanna run dungeons without healer and here you have the bestest idea of making it base for a spec that's mainly physical, very nice
New thread>>503537010>>503537010>>503537010
Feral charge just generate rage not cost rage, bears need a second aoe ability
