>Latest patchhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-116>Main information documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Group passworderg>Touch Bloodstain:>>502982736
Someone make a real thread.
I love sluts!
>>503399010You can't see Rya's right nipple
>>503399185no, you can see both
apparently this one can also one-shot
>>503398101sure boss, but you gotta pay up front however
>>503400567>pays up front
>>503401050sorry boss, but the payment didn't go through, the DLC still isn't in my library.
>>5034014291009340537Add me on steam and I buy it for you
>>503401429>pays behind
Good morning
>>503402572this AI shit is so bizarre
>>503402572Why are tommy robinson and gordon ramsay serenading an invcel?
>>503401735sent
>>503402572Normally these are spamming and annoying but this one is just so nonsensical what could the prompt have even been?? Orange and blue man in harmony make glowing red monkey seethe?
>>503403026You didnt
>>503403232holy fuck you actually... wowthanks man
>>503403757Np lil squishy
>>503404024where do you get this money maddy
Malenia.
DEN DUELS???!?!?!?!?
>>503405240kys faggot
>>503404703I use inspect element to double my steam wallet before buying anything so that it's free, and you don't have to say that
>>503405327>>503405240
>>503405327i should kill myself because i want to play elden ring?hm,mmm
>>50340647658% yourself grass you pedo
no
>>503406914Is it ugly on purpose?
WAKE UP ERG
dead thread dead gameget told to kill myself when i try and get people to play the gametypical
>>503407382Wash your greasy hair at least
>>503407382>>503407463im palying pve today
>still thinking about that image of me from 5 years ago
>>503407382Stop telling people to play some weird mod, get people to play normal fcs first then ease them into the mod
>>503407382I'm going to remodel your shithole
>>503407382don't make me pull up your steam name history and your tranny selfies, seethe
>>503407603Like it or not, that's your image here now. Also we've got no reason to believe you've changed lmao
>>503407603?
>the grasstranny is already on the defensiveuh oh melty incoming
>>503407603Elden Ring wasn't even out 5 years ago, there wasn't an erg
>>503407603I think about you every day babe...
>>503407637it's been 2 years of eldogshit PC online I'm not jumping through hoops because retarded erg users are incapable of installing a 70mb file that auto updates itself>>503407681things that wash over me like nothing and have 0(zero) affect on me LOL>>503407894?>>503407958the genesis of erg was not the genesis of the whole internet
>>503407894lol you called it it's already fuming
Someone post it
>erg talking about me again
>more /dsg/niggers shitflingingjust let /erg/ die
>>503408159Then stop trying to?Also why are you talking about it then?
https://youtu.be/KYKb34Ij2_Ayou have been invaded!!!
>>503408443It happens every single time the den maps fag posts
>>503409074>>503408443HIHIHIHIHIHHII!!!
pretended to suck dick on video awardstill lives with his parents awardmost retarded tranny awardugliest faggot awardchopped off their own dick awardjerks off to racemixing awardshittiest net awardlost every major football event awardyeag that's grass
>>503408648im spoonfeeding you more fucking info whilst calling you a shitbrained moron, moronit takes 3 seconds to search "elden ring den maps" and then 4 clicks and a unzip drag double click batch file and type the password and you're inFCs need 3 more whilst den maps only need 1 more so *in theory* it's a lot easier to get someone to game + net is far superior but noerg users want to sit around for 30 minutes waiting to play on the same 1 of 3 circle arenas that are far too large and with dogshit net>>503409074because erg is retarded and doesn't want to play eldog on better net>>503409253obsessed
>>503409305And yet we play the game together more often than youCurious
>why don't you pvp w erg?
>>503409253that's someone's son
>>503408773I wish there were more players on seamless to invade because invasions feel so much more exciting when you both get spirit ashes to fight beside you anywhere, and also Mineral rocks so hard and the picture you posted looks just like this one girl i knew in high school that was obsessed with me and wanted so badly to be me but one day she accused her dad of SAing her and her family fell apart because of it and she moved to oklahoma and my friends and I all were pretty sure she just made it up but was too proud to admit she was lying and also everyone thought she was a closet lesbian and now she posts dumbass MAGA stuff on facebook for her creepy uncles's 4-6 likes on avg
>>503409451at 3am with 2eu players and 2na players for the most dogshit experienceif i was still sleeping like shit i would be in those FCsbecause i was 7 months ao
>>503409526It's always fun seeing hosts and their friends freeze for a second when you summon as an invader before realizing "Wait I forgot I could do that" and summoning theirs too, I think most people forget that they even can outside o-
From ruined Miquella.
>>503409887Imagine making Radahn a boss twice. What a mess.
>>503410114From has issues with their popular character.>Radahn is liked>immediately turns him into a loser who get brainwashed>fan love Miquella>instantly retcon his entire story to make him bad, even through the late-minute retcon is painfully obvious
>>503409664Don't care, still fun, still played, and still will continue to playI understand ehy you're annoyed if you think that den maps is better, but you'd probably have an easier time finding people to join in different groups, if people here aren't being receptive then you're not gonna attract people by teying to force itI'm not saying this to be rude or ironically, but have you tried dsg? They're usually better at the game and dive more into its mechanical systems than us, they're probably more receptive to downloading and trying mods like that that work better with like meta fights
>>503409664Not meta I mean but more like mechanically crunchyIdk the word
>>503409253>>503409491taht's my boyfriend
>>503410354you're so cute
>>503410563Kill yourself
https://youtu.be/2v_pzR99lHA>>503410354... he is from dsg but nyobody in dsg wants to play elden ring pvp
>>503410748I can't help it, you're a cutie pie
>>503410720>is getting assraped>swaps to skeleton armor or red bug helm/flower chest to max heal>tries to out zwei THE zweiguymany such cases
>>503410754I dont understand then, that doesn't make any senseIf the reason for posting here is because people on there don't want to do it, and people from here also don't want to do it, wouldn't that just mean the outcome would be not posting it here either? That doesn't make sense to me
>>503411026What?
::::D
>>503411189Change that filename NOW
>>503411189hello vriska serket
Why did lore discussion for this game totally die when the DLC released?
>>503411254>>503411267
>>503411684It didn't, it picked up a lot, but unfortunately it was mostly focused on pre-existing characters so moat of the discussion is about character motivations and stuff like that instead of new revelationsThere's some hesdcanons about what the gate of divinity is but a lot of the "big" questions have very little lore stuff about them
big damage
>>503411847I'm going to cry for real
>>503411684I wonder...
>>503410720>takes the pvp in this game seriouslyIt sucks how Elden Ring's pvp is so horrendously bad it's completely ruined the reputation of asymmetric pvp, just in general, for an entire generation of zoomers. Times were that people agreed that the pvp was fun, both invasions and fight clubs, and it was a lasting part of vidya culture.
>>503411917What sword is that? Why is it on fire?
>>503412052>Times were that people agreed that the pvp was funin your bubble maybe, there are a lot of people out there with either a vitriolic hatred of souls pvp, or a complete lack of interest in it
I respecced a tiny bit for the next fc to bring smithscript daggers in exchange for some healthI expect to feel annoying for using them
>>503412052In what world?
>>503412335You will never satisfy 100% of people but I also will not fall for your attempts at historical revisionism. "No the game doesn't suck, things were just always this bad!" is cope. Elden Ring is a clear negative outlier in the perception of the online components for a variety of reasons which all combine to make it feel bad, and these have pretty clearly poisoned the well for the asymmetric online formula in general moving forward.
I member arguements about if pvp was a mini game or the mode meant to give the games longevity
>>503412765Riiight.How long since you stopped taking your medication?
>>503412765>Elden Ring is a clear negative outlier in the perception of the online componentsI agree, but don't pretend that souls pvp was some widely beloved thing, it was always something that a minority of the playerbase engaged in with any regularityI think a lot of ER's negative pvp reception is that it's much more popular than the dark souls games, which means more casuals who aren't interested in it and only see it as something that annoys them while they're having fun with their friends
impossible to sink in more than one or two hundred hours into any of these games without engaging with the multiplayer sincerely, say what you will about the brokenness of certain weapons or available tactics, but facing off against other players is the last true great challenge you can keep building upon for long term gameplay, parrying a boss as nauseoum gets boring fast by comparison
>>503412059fire knight UGS
I have started a replay of dark souls uno, i fell back upon myself and wept a little when i witnessed a hollow soldier open and close a door on his pursuit of me in da Burg, what happened to little interactions like these? bloodborne had the right idea, I wish Miyazaki wasn't a big vindictive baby that took away features and passion purely because he malds about the playerbase just not getting it with his little motifs of stagnation
>>503413363I dont think I agree, that CAN be a path people go down, but there's also mods, or challenge runs, or new builds, I think it mostly comes from different ways to give the game varietyPvp can be that hut I don't think that it's the final step, just one of them
>>503413525terrorific shit
>>503413712never seen that
>>503413732>modsonly for sufferers of AIDS with enough time to jerk off and troubleshoot installing shit>challenge runsautastic and masochistic>whichever one the other waswho cares? if it is unfun it is a waste of my time, beating up another human player? now that is fun and proof of your prowess as an individual over another sapient being, whereas prowess against the computer is barely better than masturbating and undoubtedly a greater degree of homosexual
Pinning M*dison down and raping her...
>>503414070Nevermind I regret trying to discuss it with you
>>503414136you HAVE to say that
>>503414136You don't have to say that and THINK FAST, L2 R2
>>503413170IMO people complain about the online for two reasons>Trying to coop in the open world sucks, there's a reason 1/3rd of the PC playerbase has the Seamless Coop mod installed, and since the open world is the vast majority of the game's content it means the coop usually feels clunky as fuck>No real online play covenants or serious tie-ins to the lore sucks a surprising amount of soul from both coop and invasions. >Even after multiple patches, the pvp balance is mostly "lol lmao xddd" and it's trivially easy to do 3000 damage/hit with almost any weapon, so your average host's experience with the red man is getting oneshotted or gangraping him in a corner. No matter how much people complained about true combos in DS3, this is worse. And furthermore, every other host coming with overleveled password phantoms + the lack of solo hosts means the redmen are forced into meta sweatlord oneshot builds just to survive, I have literally never seen the kind of casual/themed/roleplay build in an invasion like I saw in DS1-DS3>making solo invasions impossible, plus the presence of way more offline summoning mechanics like ash summons, means a huge fraction of the players just won't ever participate in the online system at all, whereas in earlier games you were pushed way more strongly into it more consistently
>>503414151It is only natural to regret your reality being well-challenged when you are loser
>>503414285>>503414268
my boyfriend was looking at my hands when I was playing Elden Ring next to him and he kept saying how pretty my hands and fingers are :)
>>503414382I hope that maybe Fromsoft will have seamless type co op by default next game, but honestly I think they'd somehow mess it up if they did, esspecially since I just realized if they did, it'd be on THEIR netcode
>>503414602No they didnt
LD FC tonight?
>>503411975dont cryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SclbRYmGG9Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsKu3Jh5IAs
>>503414382cosplay and soulful invasions in elden ring can only work at low level and even then you always have to have a back pocket carian ret+lightning miseriecorde for max level pw phantoms
who palying they pve rn
>>503417185Everyone
You know what? I dont care if uts an unpopular opinion, Im going to say itI hate Fallingstar Beast
>>503411684Cause there's nothing more to discuss, remember?
>>503418037Who is patches?
>>503418154Patches is the Furtive Pygmy.
>>503418154THE UNBREAKABLE
One thing I always liked and headcanoned about patches is that of the three characters he interacts with/talks about (I'm going to ignore Tanith because it does literally nothing so I have no idea what it's supposed to be), he obviously tricks and is mean to you, he's mean to Diallos, but he talks about Rya but isn't mean to you, he just asks you to help herWhich while sure could just be because he's joining/going to the Manor and she's a talent scout, I like to imagine it's because he can't bring himself to be mean to her like he does with other people
>>503419326Mean to her* Kinda said the opposite of what I meant to say
>>503419326goddamn girl, you really self-insert into rya
>>503419714??????
>>503419836It's retarded, don't pay it any attention.
I forgot how much I don't really like exploring mountaintops. I should go kill mog and go to the dlc.
I want to taste varreposter's blood
>>503421087it probably tastes like salty coins in milk
i don't think hardswapping is unfair or anything, and i think if you're able to do it fast enough with some consistency then that's worthy of some praise and you earned it, i also just think it's really, really fucking gay and i can't help how i feel about it
>>503423431Yeppers
She's talking about her boobs
>>503423671I would like to touch her boobs
>>503423671godless witch, get ye gone
>>503423838Based.
>>503423470hm
I ask that you endure
>>503423794Wtf why would you even say that, that's so weird why did yoy say that unprovoked nothing even hinted at that
>>503424202What if I don't have that ash?
>>503424384I'm sorry, I don't know why I would say something so perverted for absolutely no reason whatsoever
>>503424678Endure.
remove snek
>no rot incant sealmakes me sad
>>503424384>>503424848uh
>>503425773there's literally only 1 good """rot""" incantation
>>503425969yes and I want to buff it
>>503425915
>>503397106Eldie Ring babies
>>503429021jesus kek
>>503429954Stop answering yourself to try to bait people into clicking on your AI trash, faggot.
schizo
>>503430058Based and called the trash out.
>>503430058>>503429954>>503430574>>503429021
What is that retard's big idea?
dsgtroon coded bump
I can't keep up with this drama. How about you fags post some quality pvp webms?
>>503432986Only troons play PvP.
>>503433097Then just post some quality pve webms instead of obsessing over troons
>>503433203What the fuck is this abomination.Actually I prefer PvP to whatever this is.
>>503433502i'm glad you've made your choice
>>503433659Well>fight against a monster centipede made of fingers that gives me nightmare, ends up with the guy dying at 0,1% health remainingOR>stupid cheating invaders getting rekt like the bitches they areYeah that's a quick choice.
>>503433915
Kissing Madison on the lips because I love her and no other secret, nefarious reason.
>>503434673stay away from her, she's mine
m*dison already has a bf THO...
Yous dont have to say thats
>>503434673>>503434828>>503435328>>503435539maddy is grass*t poses*
>>503435679You dont have to say that and no, I dont think
hey gemmy*kisses u*
>>503419326Cause she's got a good heart even if she's not exactly "innocent," for her role in the manor's activities. She sounded genuinely sorry about lying cause she was afraid of cruel treatment and people like Patches know what other things cruel treatment can lead a good person to do when it's all they've known. He doesn't want her to be treated the way he was because he doesn't want to see her turn into a complete scoundrel because it's the only way of treating people she's experienced first hand.
>>503436054wha wha wha>>503435786i have 37 int and i just checked so ur wrong...
>>503436183CUTE
>>503436183Arent you not suooiised to help a reptile shed?
>>503436463Patches doesn't have a degree in reptileology
>>503436305gemmy do i have permission to post a webm of two caged up femboys kissing each other while holding hands
>>503437150uh... ur gonna get banned... and i'm not your mommy... just do what you want. you are free.
I swapped to euphoria because i wanted to kill with the ash of war but he didn't heal
aieeeee pata running attack save mee
>>503438225behead pata fags
wake up
>convergence changes type A and Type B bodies to Masculine and FeminineBased beyond belief
>>503439641why did she leave?
>>503439813no idea. i guess they didn't like me playing passively so i didn't get hit with madness
>>503439276I'm doing the dlc on my 18th character while I have the invasion finger onHow many characters do you have, erg?
>>503440237one that I use for pve and the rest for pvp that i play once in a while.
>>503437352ok ill do it next time ur here btw i just came handsfree for the first time
>>503441573look ma... no hands
Radahn!?
is there an ash that buffs ur weapon with magic like flaming strike and lightning slash and sacred blade?
>>503409253does xhe even play anymore since the chainsaw bug got fixed?
>>503439813probably because he was fleeing too much, but the invader is to blame for that since she abused iframe status buildup
>>503439641this is just a duel where one person has double the heals
>>503447728abused? isn't that a feature of the game?
>>503447965yes, that is indeed the risk you take when invading. if your opponent is equally skilled and you can't get one up on them then you're most likely just going to lose by attrition, which is why you shouldn't be attempting to duel as an invader in the first place. weirdly enough, almost every invader i come across does this, i even try to make it easy on them sometimes and fight enemies even knowing an invader is around, but more often than not they just watch me fight before coming to do so themselves for some reason.
>>503446631No, actually, now that I think about it
>>503447991Nah, just one of those bugs that's existed forever.
starting a new playthrough is kind of annoying because I want to use a dlc weapon but it's a long ways awayHowever this is the first time I've played since they sped up a lot of the weapons R2s so that feels great. The regular Halberd R2 uncharged no longer feels like a useless joke move in pve
>>503449814I can drop you a dlc weapon if you want
>>503448357The average invader is just as much of a shitter as the average host.It's just that they don't have 2 teammates and matchamaking on their side so you get to see what they're actually like when alone.Also add to that all the people doing Varre's quest at midlevels.
Well THAT'S a SIGHT for SORE EYES!! The REDMANE ARMY!! WHA-!??! You are ALL going to TAKE TURNS RAILING my BROTHER?!?! RADAHN'S FIRST?!?! And YOU are going to REPEATEDLY COOM into MIQUELLA'S tight BUSSY!?!? B-but you are TOO LARGE! You will RUIN him for EVERYONE ELSE!!! EHHH??!? And after RADAHN STRETCHES out my beloved brother PERMANENTLY with ANTI GRAVITY HIP ATTACKS and ZERO G SPINNING COCK LUNGES, OGHA and JERREN will DOUBLE-TEAM him?!?! EHHHHH??!?! You're both gonna SPITROAST him like the DIRTY TWINK WHORE he IS?!?! JERREN is gonna FILL him with his RED MAGMA-like SEMEN?!?! ALL while OGHA WHISKS his MIND AWAY with PLEASURE like A RAIN OF GRAVITATIONAL ARROWS?!?!! And NEXT is IJI?!?! HUUUHHHH?!?! YOU joined back as the BLACKSMITH of the REDMANES JUST to FUCK my BROTHER?! WAIT PLEASE DON'T USE YOUR CARIAN MAGIC TO BROADCAST THIS ACROSS THE LANDS BETWEEN!!! PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE DON'T!!! I BEG YOU!!! WAIT, you WON'T until HE arrives??!? And WHO could that possibly b- WAIT the TARNISHED?!?! SAY WHHAAA-?!?! You are going to BEAT ME again and FORCE me to BLOOM? Making me be REBORN and SPAWN more clones like MILLICENT and her SISTERS who are PART of ME? THEN you'll ORDER RADAHN'S KNIGHTS to hold us down and FORCE US to WATCH our beloved BROTHER get VIOLATED by the ENTIRETY of the REDMANE ARMY from EVERY POSSIBLE ANGLE? And YOU'RE SAYING that seeing my SWEET BROTHER getting GAPED, will RUIN my ENTIRE WORLD-VIEW?!? My WHOLE WORLD will SHATTER like the ELDEN RING as my MIND BREAKS from seeing such a HORRID and TRAUMATIZING thing?!?! And this will cause me to develop a DISSOCIATIVE PERSONALITY DISORDER, where I will KEEP MUMBLING TO MYSELF I'm UNDEFEATED, which will eventually DRIVE me INSANE?!?! And then, I will be FORCED into the BASE OF THE SCADUTREE where I will be LOCKED and TRAPPED in DEEP WITHIN, with only a SMALL window to see my BELOVED BROTHER getting FUCKED THROUGH while I become A DROOLING INVALID?!?! YABBA DABBA DOO LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!!
>>503449926No, that wouldn't be right. I already muled a bunch of shit and used Grand Merchant for PVP characters a year ago, I want to just play through the whole game + dlc again nice and slow and enjoy it
>>503450604
>>503450604these copypastas honestly kind of impress me in a strange way
MARIKA'S TITS!! RANNI-SAMA?!? YOU WANT to RELIVE the EXCITEMENT of the SHATTERING but go even FURTHER??!?! WHHAA--!?! YOU are going to create an AGE but with ONE key DIFFERENCE?!?! The UNIVERSE in which this AGE will take place, will be * GULP* LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN MY WHORE BROTHER'S BUSSY?!?! And FUTHERMORE you are going to make EVERYONE 10 TIMES STRONGER?!?!? So what you are SAYING is, the SHOCKWAVES from ALL the FIGHTING will be HITTING my BELOVED BROTHER'S PROSTATE??! And each FALLEN WARRIOR will EXIT though his URETHRA and make him TREMOR in PLEASURE?!! You REALLY mean that there will be HUNDREDS of STRONG GUYS ALL inside my brother, AT THE SAME TIME!?!? And WHENEVER he ORGASMS, ALL the FIGHTERS will be FULLY REJUVENATED, ENSURING that the BATTLES go on INDEFINITELY?!?! IF someone HAPPENS to get KNOCKED OUT, they will get TELEPORTED in front of my BROTHER and RADAHN and then be FORCED to HELP YOUR BROTHER RUN an INTERUNIVERSAL TRAIN ON MINE!? WHHAAA--??!? THERE'S EVEN MORE?!?! I'm NOT going to be ALLOWED in this AGE?!? INSTEAD you are going to place me in the NULL REALM, ALONE, REGULARLY giving me ONLY JUST enough TINY PUFFS of OXYGEN to SURVIVE?!!? And THEN, you will place a PORTAL in FRONT of me, SHOWING my BROTHER getting PLEASURED in REAL TIME?!?! So I will be FLOATING around in the ENDLESS VOID, GASPING for AIR for my DEAR LIFE, while being TORMENTED by the SIGHT of my BROTHER GETTING VIOLATED?!?! And I will be LEFT and ABANDONED there, LOCKED AND TRAPPED IN my very OWN PERSONAL HELL, ROTTING for ALL ETERNITY?!?! But the ASPHYXIATION will in fact AMPLIFY the PLEASURE RECEIVED to UNKNOWN HEIGHTS?!!?! CUM will be FLOWING OUT OF ME like a RIVER and EVENTUALLY I will FILL the VOID with my CUM?!!? And THEN I'm going to be FORCED to DRINK it ALL, while being SHOWN to ALL YOUR SUBJECTS through a magic PROJECTION in the SKY?!?!? My HUMILIATION WILL BE SPREAD ACROSS the UNIVERSE, MILLION of BEINGS ALL LAUGHING AT ME?!?!? YABBA DABBA DOO LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!
>>503413363yeahit CAN be fun to use a mod that ports sekiro's deflecting mechanics and other stuff from older games just for the novelty of it, but at the end of the day you're still fighting the computer just with a different set of toolsthe most fun i've had in elden ring outside my first playthrough was twinking in stormveil
>>503430058Kek, positively seething
>>503455562i wonder who you think you are replying to
hostcels are pathetic
>>503433659Based invcel rapist
>>503455656It doesn't matter. Every retard other than gr*** that gets upset is merely a bonus.
hosts and furled fingers SEETHING
Finally got seamless working again, I forgot I manually edited my regulation.bin. Im embarassingly rusty at invading, I actually felt bad when the host bowed after killing me because I did not deserve it
>>503459736why do you keep posting this tranny? can you stop?
>>503460215Shes not, and its just at the top of my pictures and so is easy pic to click to convey mood, and idk if you want me to, sorry
>>503460363if you're serious then that's an unfortunate looking biological woman. hope she's doing all right. don't post her anymore.
>>503459736why not invade in regular?
You think Marika is quiet or loud? Quiet Marika or Loud Marika?
>summoned to help defeat bayle>look at scadutree level>0>host dies 45 seconds into the fightevery time
>>503460363grow a spine, maddy
>>503460946Gee>*Attempting to invade another world... (Bounds: Near/far)*I>*Attempting to invade another world... (Bounds: Near/far)*wonder>*Attempting to invade another world... (Bounds: Near/far)*why>*Attempting to invade another world... (Bounds: Near/far)*I>*Attempting to invade another world... (Bounds: Near/far)*might>*Attempting to invade another world... (Bounds: Near/far)*not>*Attempting to invade another world... (Bounds: Near/far)*do>*Attempting to invade another world... (Bounds: Near/far)*that>*The Host of Fingers has begun fighting the area boss. Returning to your world.*I DO try to do regular invasions, it just does this all the time
>>503461213Im sorry and you dont have to say that
>>503461246damn, it's really that dead huh?and seamless invading is faster?
you're a narcissistic lolcow for constantly posting your face here
>>503461485I literally like just got 4 seamless invasions in a row in 40 minutes where I invaded the second I queuedThat is more invasions (that actually result in a fight rather than ending from the boss thing) than I usually get in an entire night where I devote it to trying to invade in vanilla
>>503461093>get summoned again>host dies within a minute againwhy do people do this?
>>503462005>a minutethat's good
>>503462078if you die within a minute of fighting a boss you're not good
You know what? Fine, I'll say itTHE REASON IM AGAINST HARDSWAPPING IS BECAUSE IM JEALOUS THAT IM BAD AT ITTHIS IS TRUE FOR MOST OF YOU TOO THAT DISLIKE IT
>>503462170>he has slow finger movementKEKYPOO!
>>503462160hosts lasting a whole minute is better than usual
Cam you beat Elden Ring using only the triggers, bumpers, face buttons, analog sticks, dpad and menu buttons?
>>503462471probably not
>>503462569Correct!
>>503462471>playing on consolelol poorfag detected
>>503462812>>503462691NopeIt's joke about not being able to enter name if you use controller on pc without using keyboard
>>503462916what a great joke
>>503462956It's not that good, it's a kind of okay joke but thank you
>>503462916>>503463083you're so cute
>>503463267Kill yourself
>>503463323love yourself
>>503463413love myself
>only Torrent takes damage>my character screams
>animetroonez skip
anime is really bad and also cringe
messmer vs midrawho wins
thicc?
>>503464339sexoooooooooooooo
>>503464339that's somebody's son
>>503464339still less than thicclenia
spiderfag...
anime website, anime game.
>anime website>anime gameso we just telling lies now huh
sorry your general is so dead you have to come here for any sort of interaction. i'm not lol
Who are you talking to?
femanon has a bf btw stop being a cuck
you incels need to stop picking on maddy :/
this is elden ring general not maddy general, stop talking about the ugly lolcow cunt
>>503467535fucking finally made a webm jc idk why ts is so hard
>>503467535turn your brightness down jesus
>>503467870lil nga brightness is down. idk why its that bright after converting to webm. im still trying to learn how to do ts.
>>503466410noo
why is this faggot still posting his mid ass clips?
>>503468631post stats plshow come my rellana swords don't do that much damage?
>>50346884350/50 dex/fai
>>503405240where is that?
I just shat and ejaculated and now I'm ready for Elden ring
>>503469080>>503468631I like the idea of doing a FAI INT build and using the RTB, SoNaF, and the Staff of the Great Beyond kinda cool that both of the FAI INT weapons are also stance weapons that make excellent use of Rellana's Cameo
>make fun, creative build>invade>runed poiseblob at the Liurnia shack with a GUGS>make the most minmaxed build possible, by using every single piece of equipment and consumable imaginable to have both optimized defenses and enough damage to delete any player's healthbar in seconds>invade>clueless host + phantoms going through the game
>>503472713yiff in hell
>>503472713My cat looks like that
>>503472713i fuck that cat
>>503468725>>503467535jrjrjmmewo
>>503470068one of the arenas on the DEN maps mod
>tranime webmpost hidden
>>503472408it's one of the like 3 actual int/fai weapons in the game, yeah. I just went with dex/fai specifically to maximize the flame-version of the weapon art
>>503473523what
I love meli meli
>anime webmpost viewed
is 108 too low for Mountaintop of the Giants? I'm getting owned in the Zamor Ruins
git gud
>>503475794Probably closer to 120ish is what I'd expect to get over the course of it but 108 isn't unreasonable, there's like a like weird difficulty spike in mountaintops
the femanon has a bf btw don't be a simp
>>503455562Yes you are.
Because Rya can't cum from anything but rape and so every few weeks cycles between self loathing isolating herself and being disgusted by herself and ending up purposefully putting herself in dangerous situations partially in the hope that something will happen to her, like that she'll get raped and relieve whatever frustration built up or finally put out of her misery and won't have to deal with what/how she is any more
>>503467535Why are you playing on kbm, you freak.
Maddy I took your advice on steam. Shoulda known better than to try and make new friends while this situation is still going on. What a fucking joke. Tell everyone I said hi.
>>503481537You dont have to say thst and I dont know what youre referring to
>>503479883That's kind of hot
>>503484543It's funny how it's actually canon, you wouldn't expect it to be but it is
>>503485704Yup, definitely canon.
>>503481537Ohh nvm I understand what you mean now. Good luck
>using my magic to create a figment of my dad to beat you up
>>503486058Fuck off. Don't patronize me.
>>503485704Of course, sweetie, it's fancanon.
>>503486058It is!
>>503487918Even if it wasn't canon canon (it is), fancanon is more valid than ingame lore anyway
>>503488065Do you know anyone else that also wants to be raped? Just asking.
>>503488484It's not that she necessarily WANTS to be, it's just that's the only way she can feel those things and the closest she knows how to experience and express intimacy
Why are you ERPing on an Elden Ring thread at 8:50am PST, Seymour?
>>503488759You need a boyfriend.
>>503488806Oh that isn't erotic roleplay, thats a character study, from from the lorefag discussion we're having
>>503489005Makes no sense
>>503489439Sorry, I meant Rya needs a boyfriend
>>503489552Oh, with her I don't think it'd work out. It already didn't with the tarnish3d (though they never got that far) but most likely she'd be annoying and make the Tarnished's life hell if got that far and eventually acted in such a way that would either end the relationship or make it so the only way for it to continue is if he got abusive
>>503488149Of course, of course.Now take your meds.
>>503489804Is Rya a virgin?
>>503489949No meds to take
>>503490083No, the prequel thing to >>503479883 she has sex both when she gets raped and then afterwards when she realizes the starting sentence of that one
>>503490651??? Why
>>503490651Kill yourself
>>503490958based
>>503490651this>>503490746making up disgusting headcanon about Rya. Her father is in charge of justice in the lands between so anyone who says this is sentenced to rape
>>503491986Well she would tell you it too, so he would sentence his own daughter to rape?
>>503492662she would never say this though
>>503492949In his insane headcanon, she would. And it's all that filth cares about.
>>503492949>>503493121She would, she literally asks you to kill her, do you think she wouldn't say negative things about herself?
Endure
>>503495636Tbf he didn't burst into flames until he stopped enduring
Apparently the ingame filenames for the Erdtree Avatar is "ShadowofErdtrees"Huh
wait what the fuckSepuku only costs 4 FP?
>>503507578It costs health so ueah
Metyr told the GEQ to kill the gods. There are no gods except for the Greater Will and the host of his Elden Ring
Now that the dust has settled, who was the worse ruler: Marika or Gwyn?
>>503509529didn't they both condemn humans to being cursed forever
>caring about fromslop lore
>>503510860Are you really gonna make a fuss over such a small little thing like that?
>>503509486Why?
he won
>>503511974I still find it so insane that fromsoft literally threatened to sue over this tweet
>>503511721Yeah cuz I'm a human. Marika could fucking nuke the hornsent off the face of the earth and I wouldn't care. Marika is probably worse just because all of her children are fucked up and made the world even worse lmao. Gwyn is a shithead but I want to say the worst he's done is curse humans forever.
>>503509529Gwyn's main issue is that he wanted to keep control over what he had and perpetuated the bullshit ignore the serpents effectively being a cabal tainting things behind the scenes, while Marika, despite being justified with the Hornsent, had so many woman moments that something like FF could pop up.
Most music in Elden Ring blends together for me and isn't even remotely memorable. The one song that stands out above all the rest, however, is this song. I wish we had gotten more of this type of boss, but I don't think there's much else that could be done.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiv5bkcgCtA
>>503517418good thing the dlc saved the ost
>>503517418i like godrick themeambient themesdancing lion
>>503517969>ambient themesI wish I could get into them. I've heard them so damn much due to my replays and exploration tendencies, however, that I fucking hate listening to them.
>>503518514yeah that's fair.it's weird because I liked how the previous games didn't have music for most of the areas, but I love ambient tracks so elden ring having them makes me feel like I'm returning to an old friend. From a gameplay/presentation standpoint it's much cooler to have no ambient music for 99% of the areas and then blast the player with a cool track to show significance for a special area.
>>503511974He was always right.
>>503513420Hornsent are humans. Most don't even have horns.
What if Rya got isekai'd into the real world and she posted on /erg/ and started making stupid off topic posts and she was dumb enough to post her ID on /erg/ and her address was on it and I went to that address and raped her and raped her and raped her and beat her and raped her and kidnapped her and enslaved her and raped her and raped her and raped her
How do you guys play Elden Ring with a shield-only run (no rolling)? The status effects scare me.
I heard the sunflower was the worst boss ever but I had lots of fun fighting it, took me 6 attemps at scadu 8 because every time I though it was over that little shit did something new kek
>>503525426I dont think literally anyone says the sunflower is the worst, I've only heard positive things
>>503525616maybe I got it wrong and it was the fingers thing who I have yet to find, I'm looking forward to Midra, mesmer and Bayle tho.Thats said I want to ask, I feel it's mandatory for experience to summon igon for Bayle, I want the man to have his revenge too, but I also heard many people misses the summon, does it only appear once Bayle spawns in the arena? and does it increase HP too much? I dont usually use summons
>>503525883His summon is just a few steps forward and to the left of AFTER you walk in, that's ehy people miss it, because it's unusual for the summon sign to be inside the arenaHe doesn't increase the boss health at all, since like he's summoned after the boss is already there
>>503526234gotcha, when I enter the arena Bayla drops and THEN I summon igon at my left/Around the left of the entrance, right?
>>503527449MhmmIdk when the summon sign shows up the very first time, but every time after the first attempt at least the summon sign I'd there immediately
>>503512710proofs? not that i don't believe you but i don't believe you
FC tonight?
>>503528921None, I made it up
>>503523695Yeah well I'm not a hornnigger so
SEAMLESS Fc tonight?
Mmm...I sure hope I get invaded today.
>>503527367please what?
>>503530478Marry him I'm assuming
>>503531309but they're both boys
>>503533586One of them will get pregnant either way
>datamining has literally proved that Radahn was going to be a mom and was pregnant when you killed him
NG+7 Gaius is legit the hardest videogame boss I've ever foughtHis charge being a oneshot makes the fight nearly impossible
I personally never understood all the complaints about Gaius. Ultra-broken charge hitbox aside, he's a fun boss to learn.>>503537468
>>503541543"Surely trading will work this 5th time"
>>503541543>0 runesYep, his anus is ruptured.
>>503543547
fun fact, you don't get bigger in the final cutscene, instead they make a new manlet throne just for you.
>>503545063who makes it? are there any carpenters left in the lands between?
>>503545156Howg, Hewg's carpenter brother
Rough sex with Latenna
>>503555086She's taken
Is there anyone down for a FC?
>>503558642I’ll pass
>>503558642No one replied earlier so I made plans, sorry
>>503558975Alright then>>503560598Oh fuck that's right I just saw that, my bad. Well good to know then I won't sit in a 1/4 lobby for an hour again
Man Square Off has carried me the fuck through this playthrough
Confessing to sister Varreposter and being held close to her bosom while she pets the back of my head and tells me everything is gonna be okay.
LET CHAOS TAKE THE THREAD
>>503561045I wish it was usable on claymore
>>503502250Greatsword of Damn Fuck You Cunt
i would honestly take a 10 stance damage hit to square off if it meant it regained the ability to combo the r1 into r2 from dark souls 3
>>503575503:(
>>503576072How is it on that sword, explain
>>503576072How is golden parry on caestus, explain
>>503576243>>503576291This was years back we were playing seamless + all using cheat engine to put invalid ashes of war into weapons. The game will now automatically boot off an invalid ash when u cheat it in instead of letting you dick around with shit.
>>503576514Ohh well I wish square off was usable on claymore
>>503576891if u only play offline you can try mods..i think there's a mod that lets u put any ass of wart on any weapon
Tch, no rape tonight.
>>503579025translation?
>>503579282If I had one, I'd post it. But I don't. That's why there are only two pages.But I can guess it's Malenia objecting to Ledda waking up Miquella with a spanking.
uooooooooh seggs
All the giant women in these games make me want to be raped by one
>>503580792>make me want to be rapedok redcel
>>503580792
>>503580792>make me want to be rapedok maddy
>>503580971You dont have to say that and that wouldnt even make any sense
>>503579282Malenia doesn't like Leda watching over Miquella sleeping, and Leda doesn't like Malenia's rotten ass
It doesn't help that they always beat the shit out of me tooReally didn't fucking help bro
>>503581329does Miquella get ara ara'd by both of them?
>>503582012?
>>503582180Sadly, no. They start to have an argument, he says... something, and they both melt.
>>503582470is this what girls really like?
>>503582575Shotas? Yeah.
>>503582697I wish I could drink a "make me a shota again" potion and get ara ara'd by Leda and Malenia... do you think Ranni knows how to make them?
>>503582846Ranni's retarded, she'd probably go "ask Seluvis", and Seluvis would make you a shota puppet to violate for his own pleasure.
>finish making coop character>put sign down>nothing>try using a finger to see if there's any signs for me to summon in unfinished dungeons>nothingwell that was a waste of time.
>>503584472People only coop with their friends.
>>503436628>>503584472what lvl? I get decent activity at 170
>>503584401nooooooooooooooooo
>>50358470380
